1 00:00:00,913 --> 00:00:04,901 - sync and corrections by Zac - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:05,772 --> 00:00:08,157 [All singing] ♪ for she's a jolly good fellow ♪ 3 00:00:08,208 --> 00:00:11,077 ♪ for she's a jolly good fellow ♪ 4 00:00:11,128 --> 00:00:15,047 ♪ for she's a jolly good fellow ♪ 5 00:00:15,082 --> 00:00:18,134 - Aw! Fudgie the whale? Really? - ♪ which nobody can deny ♪ 6 00:00:18,168 --> 00:00:21,888 You guys got a fudgie! I love fudgie. [Cheering] 7 00:00:21,922 --> 00:00:26,475 What, did you guys ship this from Long Island? You guys, ridiculous! 8 00:00:26,510 --> 00:00:30,596 Remind me, though, I do have to save a piece for my husband. He loves fudgie. 9 00:00:30,647 --> 00:00:33,349 [Mouthing] [Cheering] 10 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:36,485 Yeah, guys! [Applause] 11 00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:41,073 [Both laughing] She... she seriously wasn't joking! 12 00:00:41,108 --> 00:00:43,326 I can't believe you didn't know she had a husband. 13 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:44,860 She talks about him all the time. 14 00:00:44,912 --> 00:00:47,697 Meredith is more of a man than you and I combined, Patrick. 15 00:00:47,699 --> 00:00:50,199 Her wallet has a chain on it. 16 00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:53,169 [Laughs] It's hard for me to take you seriously in that sweater. 17 00:00:53,203 --> 00:00:54,162 People are going crazy for this sweater. 18 00:00:54,163 --> 00:00:55,121 Oh, really? 19 00:00:55,172 --> 00:00:57,173 Yeah. Anyway, on to the real news. 20 00:00:57,207 --> 00:00:59,125 After all the back and forth, 21 00:00:59,176 --> 00:01:01,210 me and you are back on for this weekend. 22 00:01:01,261 --> 00:01:03,179 - Oh my God! - Starting tomorrow, 23 00:01:03,180 --> 00:01:05,097 we have 28 solid hours. 24 00:01:05,132 --> 00:01:07,550 No, no, no, you can't do that. I've already made plans. 25 00:01:07,601 --> 00:01:09,769 Oh, come on. 26 00:01:09,803 --> 00:01:11,470 - Patrick, cancel them. - No. 27 00:01:11,521 --> 00:01:13,973 I can't just drop everything whenever you're free. 28 00:01:14,024 --> 00:01:16,142 It's Dom's first gay rugby game. 29 00:01:16,193 --> 00:01:17,360 - Patrick. - And what if you change 30 00:01:17,361 --> 00:01:18,527 your plans at the last minute? 31 00:01:18,562 --> 00:01:21,447 Like when I was sitting in the Castro watching "The Exorcist" all by myself? 32 00:01:21,481 --> 00:01:22,940 - I'm definitely all yours. - And you know 33 00:01:22,941 --> 00:01:24,400 how much I hate the devil children. 34 00:01:24,402 --> 00:01:26,152 Fine, then don't cancel your plans, 35 00:01:26,203 --> 00:01:28,738 - but take me with you. - [Laughs] Right. 36 00:01:31,575 --> 00:01:33,876 - Wait, really? - Yeah. 37 00:01:37,914 --> 00:01:41,334 ♪ ♪ [Bell dings] 38 00:01:41,385 --> 00:01:43,052 Hey. Uh... 39 00:01:43,086 --> 00:01:45,304 I come in peace... 40 00:01:45,339 --> 00:01:47,423 And sober... 41 00:01:47,425 --> 00:01:49,759 With Roosevelt's tamales 42 00:01:49,810 --> 00:01:54,430 and a little juicy fruit from the dispensary. 43 00:01:54,481 --> 00:01:56,432 No pupusas? 44 00:01:57,934 --> 00:02:00,853 You were passed out by a pupusa cart last time I saw you. 45 00:02:00,904 --> 00:02:02,855 - Eesh. - Mmm. 46 00:02:02,906 --> 00:02:05,107 Yeah, that's one of the reasons why I'm here. 47 00:02:05,158 --> 00:02:08,828 Uh, is this an okay time? 48 00:02:10,664 --> 00:02:12,331 Flip the sign for me. 49 00:02:16,920 --> 00:02:20,673 So the other night, um... 50 00:02:20,707 --> 00:02:22,591 I'm pretty sure I didn't deserve anything from you 51 00:02:22,626 --> 00:02:25,761 but just walkin' on by. 52 00:02:25,796 --> 00:02:27,513 And you didn't. 53 00:02:29,299 --> 00:02:31,634 I'm... grateful, man. 54 00:02:33,970 --> 00:02:35,137 What's the other reason? 55 00:02:35,188 --> 00:02:39,442 Dude, when you and Paddy were together, 56 00:02:39,476 --> 00:02:42,895 - the shit that I pulled... - [Richie laughs] 57 00:02:42,946 --> 00:02:45,448 - We're going back there, huh? - Look, I was going through my own shit 58 00:02:45,482 --> 00:02:47,400 at the time, and I let it infect 59 00:02:47,451 --> 00:02:49,285 the good thing that was happening between the two of you. 60 00:02:49,319 --> 00:02:53,155 You don't know how close I was to punching your ass out that day. 61 00:02:53,157 --> 00:02:54,874 [Sighs] 62 00:02:54,908 --> 00:02:57,827 Is it because you're in love with him or what? What is it? 63 00:02:57,878 --> 00:03:00,413 Who? Patrick? 64 00:03:00,464 --> 00:03:03,916 [Laughs] No, man. Ugh, gross. No offense. 65 00:03:03,967 --> 00:03:06,385 So you were just being an asshole for no reason. 66 00:03:06,420 --> 00:03:09,221 Awesome. That's great. 67 00:03:12,509 --> 00:03:14,343 Patrick send you down here? 68 00:03:14,345 --> 00:03:17,263 No. No, it was my idea. 69 00:03:17,314 --> 00:03:19,014 My brilliant idea. 70 00:03:19,066 --> 00:03:21,434 Uh, I'm just gonna go. 71 00:03:21,485 --> 00:03:24,520 Know what? Why don't you grab a seat? 72 00:03:25,689 --> 00:03:27,073 We're closed, but that, uh, 73 00:03:27,107 --> 00:03:30,076 bush on your face... Seriously? 74 00:03:30,110 --> 00:03:32,695 [Agustín laughs] 75 00:03:32,746 --> 00:03:36,999 [Door opens, closes] 76 00:03:37,033 --> 00:03:39,368 Hey. Hey. We need to be cleaner. 77 00:03:39,370 --> 00:03:40,953 There are disgusting things in corners 78 00:03:41,004 --> 00:03:42,872 and on edges all over this place. 79 00:03:42,874 --> 00:03:44,673 Okay. Why are we being... 80 00:03:44,708 --> 00:03:48,210 - Kevin's staying over tomorrow. - Oh. Oh! 81 00:03:48,212 --> 00:03:49,562 Are he and Jon not... 82 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:52,264 No, no, Jon's just out of town for the night. 83 00:03:52,299 --> 00:03:56,852 Oh. All right. I'll guess I'll just stay somewhere else. 84 00:03:56,887 --> 00:03:58,938 - Let you two go crazy. - Oh God. Right. 85 00:03:58,972 --> 00:04:01,390 It is crazy, isn't it? I don't know. Is it crazy? 86 00:04:01,441 --> 00:04:03,025 I don't know if I'm gonna be able to have sex with him 87 00:04:03,059 --> 00:04:05,478 on a bed without bed bugs and cum stains. 88 00:04:05,529 --> 00:04:08,063 - Why are there no cum stains? - What are we going to do? 89 00:04:08,115 --> 00:04:10,316 Are we gonna fuck? Are we gonna cuddle, watch TV? 90 00:04:10,367 --> 00:04:11,450 Do you think we should order in? 91 00:04:11,485 --> 00:04:12,818 Okay, okay, hey, hey. 92 00:04:12,869 --> 00:04:15,070 You two can do whatever you want, right? 93 00:04:15,072 --> 00:04:17,656 Think of it like a test drive for the two of you. 94 00:04:17,707 --> 00:04:20,409 [Sighs] Right. 95 00:04:20,411 --> 00:04:23,162 Hey, um, what are you doing right now? 96 00:04:23,213 --> 00:04:26,248 [Sighs]This is the most annoying part about being gay. 97 00:04:26,250 --> 00:04:27,917 Straight people never have to think about 98 00:04:27,918 --> 00:04:29,585 shooting water up their asses before sex. 99 00:04:29,587 --> 00:04:32,221 Straight people are having butt loads of butt sex, trust me. 100 00:04:32,255 --> 00:04:34,390 Okay, let's just make this quick. What's the best one? 101 00:04:34,424 --> 00:04:36,675 Are you serious right now? 102 00:04:36,726 --> 00:04:38,744 I... haven't ever needed. 103 00:04:38,778 --> 00:04:40,763 I have more of a "self-cleaning oven." 104 00:04:40,814 --> 00:04:43,849 [Laughs] That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard you say. 105 00:04:43,900 --> 00:04:46,268 - Haven't you and Kevin... - Yes, yes, we've been, 106 00:04:46,319 --> 00:04:49,905 but it's been more spur of the moment, never so, you know, premeditated. 107 00:04:49,940 --> 00:04:51,632 - It's not murder, Patrick. - Okay, I don't need 108 00:04:51,633 --> 00:04:53,325 one of your sex-positive talks right now. 109 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:55,244 Oh, put the douche down. You're not gonna need that. 110 00:04:55,278 --> 00:04:56,996 Oh, come on, don't I wanna feel... 111 00:04:57,030 --> 00:04:59,448 [Lisping] "As fresh as a mountain stream after a rain"? 112 00:04:59,450 --> 00:05:01,450 [Laughs] Is that what's going on? 113 00:05:01,501 --> 00:05:02,835 You still think that getting fucked 114 00:05:02,836 --> 00:05:04,170 makes you the girl in the relationship? 115 00:05:04,204 --> 00:05:08,174 No, no. I am totally, officially versatile and loving it. 116 00:05:08,208 --> 00:05:09,758 You kind of have to be with this one. 117 00:05:11,461 --> 00:05:13,462 Two. 118 00:05:13,464 --> 00:05:16,799 And I am not having a colonoscopy tomorrow. 119 00:05:16,801 --> 00:05:18,601 - See how sex-positive I can be? - Mm-hm. 120 00:05:18,635 --> 00:05:21,470 Oh, honey, do you know where you live? 121 00:05:23,557 --> 00:05:25,057 Your beard is half-gone. 122 00:05:25,108 --> 00:05:28,143 Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's the new me. Huh? 123 00:05:28,195 --> 00:05:31,146 I like it. Slowly returning to the world of the living. 124 00:05:31,198 --> 00:05:33,282 Ever so slowly. Yeah. 125 00:05:33,316 --> 00:05:35,784 You know, Richie did a good job. 126 00:05:36,903 --> 00:05:38,153 I don't understand. 127 00:05:38,155 --> 00:05:39,788 I'm trying to be a better person. 128 00:05:39,823 --> 00:05:41,740 And he just accepted that and trimmed your beard? 129 00:05:41,791 --> 00:05:44,326 Oh, hell no. He let me have it first. 130 00:05:44,328 --> 00:05:46,328 But then, yeah. 131 00:05:46,330 --> 00:05:48,130 Because he's the better person that you're trying to be. 132 00:05:48,164 --> 00:05:50,549 Maybe. You should definitely call him, though. 133 00:05:50,584 --> 00:05:52,751 Yeah? Did he say that, that I should call? 134 00:05:52,802 --> 00:05:54,570 No, but I think you shouldn't throw away 135 00:05:54,571 --> 00:05:56,338 that connection that you two have. Right? 136 00:05:56,340 --> 00:05:59,675 I don't know. I don't think Richie wants to be friends. 137 00:05:59,677 --> 00:06:02,511 Oh, Jesus, look where we are. You're all buddies with Richie 138 00:06:02,513 --> 00:06:04,013 and I'm cleaning out my ass for Kevin. 139 00:06:04,064 --> 00:06:06,015 Oh, we should take a picture. For Dom, right? 140 00:06:06,066 --> 00:06:07,733 - Okay, with the enema? - Yeah, with the enema. Fuck, yeah. 141 00:06:07,767 --> 00:06:09,768 [Laughs] Okay. Oh, and when you text him, 142 00:06:09,819 --> 00:06:12,855 tell him that I said I'm bringing Kevin to his game tomorrow, 143 00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:15,074 - but just as a friend. - What? Are you serious? 144 00:06:15,108 --> 00:06:17,409 Yes, I'm serious. Take the picture. 145 00:06:21,364 --> 00:06:24,533 This shirt is two sizes too small. 146 00:06:24,535 --> 00:06:27,870 Look. 147 00:06:27,872 --> 00:06:30,256 I can't foresee too many complaints about that. 148 00:06:30,290 --> 00:06:31,957 [Laughs] 149 00:06:32,008 --> 00:06:34,376 Agustín is gonna make some bitchy comment, 150 00:06:34,378 --> 00:06:37,513 and Patrick's bringing Kevin as a friend. 151 00:06:37,547 --> 00:06:40,516 Why did I invite anyone to this? I barely know how to play. 152 00:06:40,550 --> 00:06:42,201 Just... [laughs] Will you just calm down? 153 00:06:42,202 --> 00:06:43,852 I'm serious! 154 00:06:43,887 --> 00:06:45,554 - Calm down. - I'm serious... oh, oh! 155 00:06:45,605 --> 00:06:47,806 Jesus! What the fuck?! 156 00:06:47,857 --> 00:06:51,310 Please tell me again why it was so important that we stay here? 157 00:06:51,361 --> 00:06:53,062 Because we always stay at your place. 158 00:06:53,113 --> 00:06:55,072 I know. Can't we just agree that my house 159 00:06:55,073 --> 00:06:57,032 is nicer and never come back here? 160 00:06:57,067 --> 00:07:00,903 Oh, bitch. Well, your mattress is way nicer. 161 00:07:00,954 --> 00:07:03,739 - Mm... - I'll give you that. 162 00:07:03,790 --> 00:07:07,576 No! [Indistinct shouting] 163 00:07:07,627 --> 00:07:10,079 No, I am not a morning person! 164 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:13,415 - And it's not like college at all. - [Laughs] 165 00:07:13,466 --> 00:07:16,552 Baby, look, we got the Saturday morning special going right now. 166 00:07:16,586 --> 00:07:19,338 Oh, okay. This is like the morning cartoons? 167 00:07:19,389 --> 00:07:21,240 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 'Cause that's 168 00:07:21,241 --> 00:07:23,092 exactly what you're giving me. 169 00:07:23,143 --> 00:07:24,510 - What does that mean? - Scooby Doo. 170 00:07:24,561 --> 00:07:26,595 No, no, baby. Scooby dong. 171 00:07:26,646 --> 00:07:28,564 [Laughs] Scooby dong. Look, look. 172 00:07:28,598 --> 00:07:31,066 - Ready for action. - Oh my God! Oh my God! 173 00:07:31,101 --> 00:07:33,569 I've not seen that in the daylight, man. 174 00:07:33,603 --> 00:07:35,070 - Did I do that? - Yes. 175 00:07:35,105 --> 00:07:36,905 - Oh my God, I'm talented. - [Laughs] 176 00:07:36,940 --> 00:07:38,607 I'm worth something. We should probably be quiet. 177 00:07:38,609 --> 00:07:42,277 - I think Dom's on the phone. - Okay, what is up with you two? 178 00:07:42,329 --> 00:07:43,846 What do you mean? 179 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:45,114 I mean, I don't know. 180 00:07:45,116 --> 00:07:48,200 Two grown-ass 40-year-olds still doing the roommate thing. 181 00:07:48,251 --> 00:07:50,252 All right, first of all, ish. 40-ish. 182 00:07:50,286 --> 00:07:51,370 - Excuse me, two 40-ishes. - And you know what? 183 00:07:51,371 --> 00:07:52,454 If it freaks you out so much, 184 00:07:52,505 --> 00:07:54,006 why don't you get your boss to do something 185 00:07:54,007 --> 00:07:55,507 about the freaking rents in this town. 186 00:07:55,542 --> 00:07:59,044 Maybe I will. Maybe I'll do that one better if you ask nicely. 187 00:07:59,095 --> 00:08:01,547 Um, feel free to do what you need to do. 188 00:08:01,598 --> 00:08:04,133 Well, just come back quick, please. 'Cause I can't... 189 00:08:04,135 --> 00:08:07,269 I could rev it up, but I can't get it started without you. 190 00:08:07,303 --> 00:08:09,471 Hey, I... oh my God! 191 00:08:09,473 --> 00:08:12,358 Oh, shit! [Laughs] Oh, fuck, I'm naked. 192 00:08:12,392 --> 00:08:14,610 Okay, whatever, Lynn. 193 00:08:14,644 --> 00:08:16,228 - [Laughing] - Scoot over. 194 00:08:16,279 --> 00:08:18,147 - I'm sorry. - Malik is here. 195 00:08:18,198 --> 00:08:21,367 We heard. The third time? Third time lucky? 196 00:08:21,401 --> 00:08:23,285 Yes, yes. Oh my God. 197 00:08:23,319 --> 00:08:26,121 I don't want to oversell this guy, okay, but he's everything. 198 00:08:26,156 --> 00:08:29,158 I feel like I'm... I'm completely turned inside out right now. 199 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:31,910 Is the back of my head caved in? [Laughs] 200 00:08:31,961 --> 00:08:34,163 Oh, and also, by the way, it turns out 201 00:08:34,165 --> 00:08:37,383 rimming... not just for the gays anymore. 202 00:08:37,417 --> 00:08:39,168 - What? - Don't be jealous, Lynn. 203 00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:43,305 - You rimmed him? - No! God, no! He rimmed me! 204 00:08:43,339 --> 00:08:46,709 I think he rimmed me. Whatever! He was all up in there. He's very assy. 205 00:08:46,743 --> 00:08:50,095 [Sighs] Let's discuss this over breakfast. 206 00:08:50,146 --> 00:08:51,764 Oh... 207 00:08:51,798 --> 00:08:53,265 I worked with him for three years, 208 00:08:53,316 --> 00:08:55,067 and then once he got appointed mayor... 209 00:08:55,101 --> 00:08:57,186 You segued into the administration. 210 00:08:57,237 --> 00:08:58,320 - Exactly. - Yeah. 211 00:08:58,354 --> 00:08:59,405 All right, do you see why this 212 00:08:59,439 --> 00:09:00,906 is never gonna work? It's all politics 213 00:09:00,940 --> 00:09:02,524 all the time with this guy. 214 00:09:02,526 --> 00:09:04,076 It's like dating Rachel Maddow. 215 00:09:04,110 --> 00:09:06,495 You know, honestly, I get that a lot. 216 00:09:06,529 --> 00:09:08,997 People stop me on the street, like, 217 00:09:09,032 --> 00:09:12,334 "Ain't you that tall, white lesbian with the big glasses?" 218 00:09:12,368 --> 00:09:14,169 Oh, yeah, all the time. All the time. 219 00:09:14,204 --> 00:09:15,704 By the way, mostly black women. It's very weird. 220 00:09:15,706 --> 00:09:16,473 Really? 221 00:09:16,474 --> 00:09:17,840 Yeah. I spent a lot of time in the South. 222 00:09:17,874 --> 00:09:20,309 Lynn, are you gonna come cheer on Dom today? 223 00:09:20,343 --> 00:09:22,795 I'm gonna try, but we've got two weddings today, so... 224 00:09:22,846 --> 00:09:24,546 I completely didn't even ask you. 225 00:09:24,548 --> 00:09:26,815 You had your lunch yesterday with the investor guy, right? 226 00:09:26,850 --> 00:09:27,933 - Uh-huh. - Okay, what happened? 227 00:09:27,967 --> 00:09:29,752 - Wait, with Jack? - Yeah. 228 00:09:29,786 --> 00:09:30,936 You didn't tell me that was yesterday. 229 00:09:30,970 --> 00:09:32,054 There's nothing to tell. He didn't even 230 00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:34,606 bring up investing in my place. Not once. 231 00:09:34,691 --> 00:09:37,392 He just kept talking about me managing his new restaurant. 232 00:09:37,394 --> 00:09:39,194 - Managing? - Yeah. 233 00:09:39,229 --> 00:09:40,813 All right, I hope you told him to fuck off. 234 00:09:40,864 --> 00:09:44,233 - Wait, the new restaurant in Soma? - Mmm. 235 00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:47,653 That's... That's a success. 236 00:09:47,704 --> 00:09:49,488 He wants you to manage it? 237 00:09:49,539 --> 00:09:51,907 Lynn, I'm practically a manager at Zuni. 238 00:09:51,909 --> 00:09:54,076 Yeah, but you're not. 239 00:09:54,078 --> 00:09:56,245 I mean, technically, you're still waiting. 240 00:09:56,296 --> 00:09:58,213 And I know you want to just jump right into your own thing, 241 00:09:58,248 --> 00:10:01,967 but maybe Jack's thinking that this could be, like, a first step. 242 00:10:02,001 --> 00:10:04,711 See how you do there, then start talking 243 00:10:04,712 --> 00:10:07,422 to you about, you know, your own place. 244 00:10:11,427 --> 00:10:14,012 Or... 245 00:10:14,063 --> 00:10:16,648 Or this idea sucks. 246 00:10:16,683 --> 00:10:18,600 And, you know, 247 00:10:18,651 --> 00:10:22,437 do whatever you want, whatever you think. 248 00:10:32,248 --> 00:10:35,083 So, so sexy. 249 00:10:37,754 --> 00:10:39,955 You waited? Hm. 250 00:10:41,758 --> 00:10:44,543 - Hello. - Hey. 251 00:10:44,594 --> 00:10:45,961 You all right? 252 00:10:45,963 --> 00:10:48,130 - Yeah. - Good. 253 00:10:48,132 --> 00:10:51,300 You know, we, uh... we don't have to do this if you don't want to. 254 00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:53,302 I mean, everybody's gonna be there. We could just, 255 00:10:53,304 --> 00:10:55,804 you know, rent some bikes, maybe grab some lunch in Sausalito. 256 00:10:55,806 --> 00:10:59,057 Okay. Uh... no. 257 00:10:59,108 --> 00:11:01,777 I say we just stick to the plan. 258 00:11:01,811 --> 00:11:04,613 Okay. Is there a bar around here, somewhere? 259 00:11:04,647 --> 00:11:06,064 - Yeah. Just down there. - Good, good. 260 00:11:06,115 --> 00:11:07,366 Because I think we both could use 261 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,535 - a little Dutch courage. - Absolutely, 262 00:11:09,569 --> 00:11:12,321 - and I don't even know what that is. - [Laughs] 263 00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:16,491 So is this like a pub that you would go to normally in England? 264 00:11:16,543 --> 00:11:20,162 Uh, no, it's not shitty enough to be a Romford Pub. 265 00:11:20,164 --> 00:11:21,964 Romford? Okay. 266 00:11:21,998 --> 00:11:25,050 I'm picturing, like, rolling hills and tennis courts. 267 00:11:25,084 --> 00:11:27,920 - Is it like wimbledon? - [Laughs] Uh, no. 268 00:11:27,971 --> 00:11:32,007 It is not at all like Wimbledon. It's much more hideous. 269 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:36,511 So what would you... What would you, like, 270 00:11:36,513 --> 00:11:39,231 do for fun in Romford? 271 00:11:39,265 --> 00:11:41,416 Mm... I don't know. 272 00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:43,518 Just do what most kids do. 273 00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:46,188 Actually, my friend Toby and I, 274 00:11:46,190 --> 00:11:48,824 we'd just spend all our spare time designing new board games. 275 00:11:48,858 --> 00:11:50,525 No way! Me too! 276 00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:52,527 Well, not all my spare time, 277 00:11:52,579 --> 00:11:54,746 but I actually made up this space game 278 00:11:54,781 --> 00:11:57,249 where you had to mine for uranium. 279 00:11:57,283 --> 00:12:00,085 You would mine for uranium? 280 00:12:00,119 --> 00:12:02,170 Yeah, right? Paging Dr. Freud. 281 00:12:02,205 --> 00:12:04,539 - One, two, three! - Roll, fog, roll! 282 00:12:04,541 --> 00:12:07,209 [Clapping] Let's go! Let's go! 283 00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:10,295 [Whistle blows] [Shouting] 284 00:12:10,346 --> 00:12:12,848 Go, go, go! 285 00:12:12,882 --> 00:12:15,217 [Grunting] 286 00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:18,470 [Shouting] 287 00:12:18,521 --> 00:12:20,889 [Whistle blows] [Crowd cheering] 288 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:24,559 Dom, won't be too much longer. Danny's already lookin' beat-up. 289 00:12:26,729 --> 00:12:28,897 Whoo! Go, Dom! 290 00:12:28,899 --> 00:12:30,532 - Dom's going in. - Yes! 291 00:12:30,566 --> 00:12:32,426 - What, is he going in? - No, he's standing up. 292 00:12:32,427 --> 00:12:34,286 Something's happening. 293 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,038 Does anyone know what they're actually doing, 294 00:12:36,072 --> 00:12:38,824 except for, like, being all porny 295 00:12:38,875 --> 00:12:43,412 and I want a naked calendar of them on my fridge right now? 296 00:12:43,414 --> 00:12:45,297 - What is your name again? - Eddie. 297 00:12:45,331 --> 00:12:48,533 And Agustín promised me a hot shower orgy after the game, 298 00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:50,252 so I better get one. 299 00:12:50,254 --> 00:12:52,921 Really? Yeah, I was. I was a horrible, little bastard 300 00:12:52,972 --> 00:12:54,973 - of a teenager. - Oh, I just... 301 00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:56,975 I simply don't believe it, because you're so charming now. 302 00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:58,760 Thank you. I know it's hard to believe... 303 00:12:58,762 --> 00:13:00,512 - Yeah. - But I was very different back then, 304 00:13:00,563 --> 00:13:03,432 and suppose I was the cliché 305 00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:07,019 of the angry young man whose mother had walked out. 306 00:13:07,070 --> 00:13:10,272 Really? Your mom left? 307 00:13:10,274 --> 00:13:12,524 What... what did she leave for? 308 00:13:12,575 --> 00:13:14,776 To do her thing. 309 00:13:14,778 --> 00:13:16,778 I don't blame her. You know? 310 00:13:16,829 --> 00:13:19,247 My dad was my dad, and she'd met someone. 311 00:13:19,282 --> 00:13:23,001 I didn't talk to her for... for ages, 312 00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:26,121 but, uh, it's cool, because we talk now. 313 00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:29,124 That must have been really tough. 314 00:13:30,593 --> 00:13:32,294 Mm. 315 00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:35,380 But it gave an excuse to get in all sorts of trouble. 316 00:13:35,431 --> 00:13:38,183 - [Laughs] - I think in the end 317 00:13:38,217 --> 00:13:41,636 I just needed to the get the fuck out of Romford. 318 00:13:41,638 --> 00:13:44,806 And then you came to America like all the brave pilgrims before you. 319 00:13:44,808 --> 00:13:48,443 I did. I'm an alien of extraordinary abilities, 320 00:13:48,478 --> 00:13:50,862 and they're all still stuck at home playing my video games. 321 00:13:50,897 --> 00:13:53,148 Wait, you're an... what is an alien... an alien of what? 322 00:13:53,150 --> 00:13:55,817 - Buh-buh-uh! It's, uh... - [Laughs] 323 00:13:55,819 --> 00:13:57,208 That's my Visa. 324 00:13:57,209 --> 00:13:59,988 Oh, yes, right. Oh, the Visa. Of course. Right. 325 00:14:00,039 --> 00:14:03,492 Yep. I've only got two more years left on it. 326 00:14:03,494 --> 00:14:06,745 So, uh, I'd better get married, or else... 327 00:14:06,796 --> 00:14:08,497 Back to Romford. 328 00:14:09,999 --> 00:14:11,883 Huh. 329 00:14:13,336 --> 00:14:15,053 Let's do it. 330 00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:17,222 - Do what? - Go to the match. 331 00:14:17,256 --> 00:14:19,091 Oh, yeah. My Dutch courage has kicked in. 332 00:14:19,142 --> 00:14:20,175 - Oh, good, me too. - Drink up. 333 00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:22,127 [Whistle blows] 334 00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:27,065 [Crowd shouting] Go! 335 00:14:28,017 --> 00:14:29,568 - Dom's in! - Oh, shoot! 336 00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:30,936 - All right. Awesome. - Hello. 337 00:14:30,987 --> 00:14:32,354 - Good timing. - We're here. 338 00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:34,106 Eddie, you remember Patrick, right? 339 00:14:34,157 --> 00:14:36,792 And this is Kevin, Patrick's boss, and bud. 340 00:14:36,826 --> 00:14:39,027 - Hey, man. - How are you? 341 00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:41,530 - Hello. - Hello. 342 00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:43,665 - [Players shouting] - Oh, here we go. 343 00:14:43,699 --> 00:14:46,251 - Come on, Dom! - Ball's out! Ball's out! 344 00:14:46,285 --> 00:14:47,836 What are they saying? 345 00:14:47,870 --> 00:14:50,205 Uh, they're shouting "ball's out." 346 00:14:50,207 --> 00:14:52,924 Oh. Ooh. [Laughs] 347 00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:55,177 Yeah, no, it's not some kind of testicle mishap, 348 00:14:55,211 --> 00:14:58,380 it just means that the ball is out of the scrum. 349 00:14:58,382 --> 00:15:00,799 You say words real pretty like. 350 00:15:00,850 --> 00:15:03,135 Did you grow up playing, Kevin? 351 00:15:03,186 --> 00:15:05,220 No, too common, thank you. 352 00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:07,889 I played footie... Soccer to you guys. 353 00:15:07,891 --> 00:15:10,442 But I know rugby. Uh, for instance, 354 00:15:10,476 --> 00:15:12,110 that, um, that otter 355 00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:14,062 is the flanker, 356 00:15:14,064 --> 00:15:17,315 those two bears there are the props, 357 00:15:17,366 --> 00:15:19,367 and that little guy over there 358 00:15:19,402 --> 00:15:22,154 who you know gets fucked by the entire scrum 359 00:15:22,205 --> 00:15:25,457 is the hooker. 360 00:15:25,491 --> 00:15:27,909 I think I just jizzed my shorts. 361 00:15:27,911 --> 00:15:30,078 [Laughter] You know so much about this. 362 00:15:30,129 --> 00:15:32,747 So do you have a boyfriend, sexy? 363 00:15:32,749 --> 00:15:36,084 Oh, uh, you know, let's get more juice boxes. Yeah? 364 00:15:36,135 --> 00:15:38,253 Oh my God, cock block. Actually, Eddie... 365 00:15:38,255 --> 00:15:40,005 Yes, Eddie, I do have a boyfriend. 366 00:15:40,056 --> 00:15:42,007 Oh, and where is this boyfriend today? 367 00:15:42,058 --> 00:15:45,093 Jon is in San Diego for work. 368 00:15:45,095 --> 00:15:47,512 Pics, please. Let's see this Jon. 369 00:15:47,563 --> 00:15:49,347 Okay. I thought you had something going on 370 00:15:49,398 --> 00:15:50,932 with cutie Irish spring over here. 371 00:15:50,983 --> 00:15:53,819 Us? No, no, no, we just game together. 372 00:15:53,853 --> 00:15:55,237 Oh, ball's out! Ball's out! 373 00:15:55,271 --> 00:15:58,106 All right! There we go, Dom! 374 00:15:58,157 --> 00:16:01,326 [All shouting] 375 00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:02,410 - Ooh! - Oh my God! 376 00:16:02,445 --> 00:16:03,495 - Shit! - Oh! 377 00:16:03,529 --> 00:16:04,496 Is he okay? 378 00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:07,833 [Shouting] 379 00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:14,422 Okay. Is he faking it 'cause he has to look macho? 380 00:16:20,046 --> 00:16:23,431 [Laughs] Too late. Damn it. 381 00:16:23,466 --> 00:16:27,469 So, uh, turns out Patrick is having a fuckfest with his boss, 382 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:30,972 - that brit, tonight. - I knew it! 383 00:16:30,974 --> 00:16:32,941 I'm never wrong, you bastards. 384 00:16:32,975 --> 00:16:35,644 [Laughs] So I need a place to stay the night. 385 00:16:35,646 --> 00:16:39,231 I was thinking... hm? 386 00:16:39,282 --> 00:16:41,700 Honey, I work at a shelter. I don't run one. 387 00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,068 Come on, man. It'll be fun. 388 00:16:43,119 --> 00:16:45,620 We can torrent "Romy and Michele." 389 00:16:45,655 --> 00:16:48,657 We'll get some mochi ice cream. 390 00:16:48,659 --> 00:16:51,409 [Sighs] Only if it's chocolate. 391 00:16:53,963 --> 00:16:57,048 [Shouting] 392 00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:58,833 Guys, you wanna hear some football chants? 393 00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:01,586 - Yeah. - Uh, Dom! 394 00:17:01,637 --> 00:17:03,255 Give us a wave. I said, Dom, Dom! 395 00:17:03,306 --> 00:17:05,307 Give us a wave. I said, Dom! 396 00:17:05,341 --> 00:17:07,058 Give us a wave! I say Dom, Dom! 397 00:17:07,093 --> 00:17:08,810 Give us a wave! I say Dom! 398 00:17:08,844 --> 00:17:10,729 Give us a wave! I say Dom, Dom! 399 00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:12,831 Give us a wave! I say Dom! 400 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,482 Give us a wave! I say Dom! Dom! 401 00:17:14,517 --> 00:17:16,101 Give us a wave! I say Dom! 402 00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:18,353 Give us a wave! I say Dom, Dom! 403 00:17:18,355 --> 00:17:20,522 Give us a wave! I say Dom, Dom! 404 00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:22,324 Give us a wave! I say Dom, Dom! 405 00:17:22,358 --> 00:17:24,025 Give us a wave! I say Dom, Dom! 406 00:17:24,076 --> 00:17:26,695 Give us a wave! I say Dom, Dom! Give us a wave! 407 00:17:29,031 --> 00:17:32,617 Everyone made out under the bleachers on a Friday night except me. 408 00:17:32,668 --> 00:17:34,920 And now it's time to correct that? 409 00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:39,541 Well, this isn't exactly under, but... it'll do fine. 410 00:17:43,679 --> 00:17:46,631 [Crowd shouting, cheering] 411 00:17:51,554 --> 00:17:53,888 [Whistle blowing] 412 00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:56,391 [Air horn blowing] 413 00:17:56,442 --> 00:17:58,860 - I think something just happened. - Yeah, it certainly did, 414 00:17:58,894 --> 00:18:02,063 and we're now getting the fuck out of here. 415 00:18:02,114 --> 00:18:07,152 [Cheering] [Crowd shouting] 416 00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:13,742 First-timer scores the winning try. 417 00:18:13,744 --> 00:18:16,544 It's all downhill from here, Dommy. 418 00:18:16,579 --> 00:18:18,413 He's probably right about that. 419 00:18:18,464 --> 00:18:21,416 I don't know. Looks like the mark of a champion to me. 420 00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:24,586 Oh. Don't feel a thing. 421 00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:26,638 Ah. Numb in the glow of victory. 422 00:18:26,672 --> 00:18:29,724 Yeah. Talk to me tomorrow. [Laughs] 423 00:18:31,427 --> 00:18:33,094 Hey, I don't think I ever told you I, uh, 424 00:18:33,096 --> 00:18:34,496 I really liked your pop-up. 425 00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:36,931 - Excuse me? - Restaurant. 426 00:18:36,933 --> 00:18:40,151 - Your pop-up restaurant. - Thanks for clarifying. 427 00:18:40,186 --> 00:18:43,938 Yes, yes. No, I've been to, like, four or five others since then. 428 00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:47,993 And they really made yours stand out. Honestly. 429 00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:50,695 Thanks. I appreciate that. 430 00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:54,958 Lynn says he hooked you up to manage Jack's 431 00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:57,252 new place in Soma? I love that place. 432 00:18:57,286 --> 00:18:59,037 Sorry, Lynn... hooked me up? 433 00:18:59,088 --> 00:19:02,957 Yeah. Yeah, he said he told Jack you'd be a great manager. 434 00:19:13,969 --> 00:19:18,139 I think I get it now. Gay rugby is all about the showers afterwards, right? 435 00:19:18,190 --> 00:19:20,492 That's right. 436 00:19:20,526 --> 00:19:22,444 Hey, how did he do? 437 00:19:22,478 --> 00:19:24,729 Oh, hey. Uh... 438 00:19:24,780 --> 00:19:27,816 Yeah, he, well, I'm sorry to tell you, he won, 439 00:19:27,818 --> 00:19:29,401 so we're gonna go meet the boys, 440 00:19:29,452 --> 00:19:31,319 but I think that means that you're buying. Right? 441 00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:33,988 - Well, okay. [Laughs] - Hey! 442 00:19:33,990 --> 00:19:36,958 - Hey! - [Doris shouts] 443 00:19:36,992 --> 00:19:39,160 - Congrats. - Can you give us a second? 444 00:19:39,162 --> 00:19:42,130 - Yes. - She just... you won the game? 445 00:19:42,164 --> 00:19:44,716 - Yeah. - You won... I'm sorry I... 446 00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:46,126 But apparently, I'm buying drinks, so... 447 00:19:46,127 --> 00:19:47,502 Did you know? 448 00:19:47,553 --> 00:19:50,255 That my meeting with Jack was always 449 00:19:50,306 --> 00:19:52,574 just for a management job and nothing else. 450 00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:54,008 I... 451 00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:55,844 I knew that he was looking for someone, 452 00:19:55,846 --> 00:19:58,179 and I know that he has a lot of money. 453 00:19:58,181 --> 00:19:59,764 You want to fumble a little more? 454 00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:04,686 If I told you that, you wouldn't have gone, would you? 455 00:20:04,688 --> 00:20:07,989 Stop telling people that I'd take a manager job. 456 00:20:08,023 --> 00:20:12,694 That's not what I am. That's not what I'm going to be. 457 00:20:12,696 --> 00:20:15,497 Dom, your reaction, it's... 458 00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:19,684 - I'm just trying to help. - I didn't ask for help. 459 00:20:22,204 --> 00:20:23,980 You were the one who said you didn't want 460 00:20:23,981 --> 00:20:25,757 to get involved in any business dealing. 461 00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:28,259 Didn't you tell me that? 462 00:20:31,263 --> 00:20:34,432 - Yes. - Then don't. 463 00:20:38,854 --> 00:20:40,722 Come on, let's get a drink. 464 00:20:47,229 --> 00:20:50,031 [Soft music plays] 465 00:20:53,869 --> 00:20:57,071 "Finding the boyfriend within"? 466 00:20:57,073 --> 00:20:59,958 Uh, no, back on the shelf, please. 467 00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:01,209 [Laughs] 468 00:21:01,243 --> 00:21:03,077 All you need to know is that it takes a real man 469 00:21:03,079 --> 00:21:05,747 to admit that he reads self-help books at times. 470 00:21:05,749 --> 00:21:08,750 I'm sorry, I can't rip my eyes from these pages. 471 00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:13,721 This is suggesting that you... You take yourself out on a date. 472 00:21:13,756 --> 00:21:15,423 Have you... Have you done that? 473 00:21:15,474 --> 00:21:18,676 No, correction. You take the boyfriend within out on a date. 474 00:21:18,727 --> 00:21:22,931 Which is you, your inner boyfriend. Did you do that? 475 00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:26,401 [Laughs] Oh, please, please tell me. 476 00:21:26,435 --> 00:21:28,987 I promise I'll put it back on the shelf. 477 00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:32,774 - I did. - [Laughs] My God! 478 00:21:34,109 --> 00:21:35,994 Well, you know, I am impressed. 479 00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:37,056 Thank you. 480 00:21:37,057 --> 00:21:39,113 How... how did it go for the two of you? 481 00:21:39,115 --> 00:21:40,415 You know, it was good at first, actually. 482 00:21:40,449 --> 00:21:43,535 He was a little quiet, a little internal. 483 00:21:43,586 --> 00:21:46,788 But then the real trouble started when I realized that my boyfriend within 484 00:21:46,790 --> 00:21:49,707 hates this fucking book. [Laughs] 485 00:21:49,758 --> 00:21:51,459 Oh God. 486 00:21:51,461 --> 00:21:53,428 I did read that, though. 487 00:21:54,964 --> 00:21:57,131 Well... 488 00:21:57,183 --> 00:22:00,635 I think he sounds hot, 489 00:22:00,686 --> 00:22:03,438 this inner boyfriend. 490 00:22:11,230 --> 00:22:14,315 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. - What, what, what, what, what? 491 00:22:14,366 --> 00:22:17,819 We actually get to take our time tonight, right? 492 00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:22,957 So... why don't we? 493 00:22:24,710 --> 00:22:26,661 I like this Patrick. 494 00:22:26,663 --> 00:22:30,999 Master of his domain. 495 00:22:31,050 --> 00:22:34,385 What shall we do... master? 496 00:22:35,504 --> 00:22:38,339 ♪ ♪ [Indistinct dialogue on TV] 497 00:22:38,341 --> 00:22:41,059 I love this. This is such a good choice. 498 00:22:41,093 --> 00:22:43,094 [Laughs] Hey. [Cell phone vibrating] 499 00:22:43,145 --> 00:22:46,147 Oh. Sorry. You're buzzing. In your pocket. It's okay. 500 00:22:56,442 --> 00:22:58,576 I think I would have sex with her, right? 501 00:22:58,611 --> 00:23:02,330 If I was gonna go for a girl. 502 00:23:02,364 --> 00:23:06,084 Or maybe I'd do a three-way with both of them. 503 00:23:06,118 --> 00:23:09,871 Would you do a three-way with them? 504 00:23:09,873 --> 00:23:12,674 I'd do a three-way with you and your inner boyfriend. 505 00:23:12,708 --> 00:23:14,876 [Laughs] 506 00:23:14,878 --> 00:23:18,880 [Moaning] 507 00:23:26,138 --> 00:23:29,390 [Laughs] 508 00:23:40,736 --> 00:23:42,570 Your turn. 509 00:23:45,658 --> 00:23:47,492 Really? 510 00:23:47,543 --> 00:23:49,827 Yup. 511 00:23:53,299 --> 00:23:56,217 But I'm fresh as a mountain stream. 512 00:23:56,251 --> 00:23:58,753 - What? - [Laughs] 513 00:23:58,755 --> 00:24:00,755 Nothing. 514 00:24:00,757 --> 00:24:03,174 Let's do this. 515 00:24:11,183 --> 00:24:14,519 [Groaning] 516 00:24:14,570 --> 00:24:16,938 Oh, Jesus Christ. 517 00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:19,440 I'm gonna cum. 518 00:24:19,491 --> 00:24:21,693 - You're gonna cum? - I'm gonna... yeah. 519 00:24:21,744 --> 00:24:24,612 Fuck, I'm gonna cum. Oh, fuck! Oh! 520 00:24:24,663 --> 00:24:25,997 [Laughs] 521 00:24:26,031 --> 00:24:28,449 Oh, I'm gonna fucking... 522 00:24:28,451 --> 00:24:30,034 [Both grunting] 523 00:24:30,085 --> 00:24:32,086 Oh shit! 524 00:24:35,624 --> 00:24:39,377 [Panting] 525 00:24:39,428 --> 00:24:42,463 Oh my God. [Exhales] 526 00:24:43,682 --> 00:24:46,968 Oh fuck. Oh, fucking... 527 00:24:46,970 --> 00:24:48,686 [Laughs] 528 00:24:48,721 --> 00:24:51,606 Oh, Jesus Christ. 529 00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:54,475 Oh, fuck! 530 00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:27,508 Hey, baby. Hey. 531 00:25:27,510 --> 00:25:31,345 Sorry. I must have took an early dinner and crashed out. 532 00:25:31,347 --> 00:25:35,183 Yeah, no, I just saw you'd called when I got up to take a piss. 533 00:25:35,234 --> 00:25:36,684 How was the game? 534 00:25:36,735 --> 00:25:38,853 [Continues speaking indistinctly] 535 00:25:44,276 --> 00:25:48,513 - sync and corrections by Zac - - www.addic7ed.com - 536 00:25:57,806 --> 00:26:02,777 ♪ we're going to forget ♪ 537 00:26:02,811 --> 00:26:07,281 ♪ all the things you could've said ♪ 538 00:26:07,316 --> 00:26:10,084 ♪ whatever's going on ♪ 539 00:26:10,119 --> 00:26:14,555 ♪ now you're standing alone ♪ 540 00:26:17,893 --> 00:26:22,463 ♪ better to forget the loss ♪ 541 00:26:22,498 --> 00:26:27,702 ♪ we know where you are right now ♪ 542 00:26:27,736 --> 00:26:31,305 ♪ we know why you wanted ♪ 543 00:26:31,340 --> 00:26:34,776 ♪ somewhere to go ♪ 544 00:26:37,012 --> 00:26:39,514 ♪ so now you know ♪ 545 00:26:39,548 --> 00:26:41,883 ♪ turn away ♪ 546 00:26:41,917 --> 00:26:44,418 ♪ so now you know ♪ 547 00:26:44,453 --> 00:26:46,921 ♪ turn away ♪ 548 00:26:46,955 --> 00:26:49,557 ♪ and now you know ♪ 549 00:26:49,591 --> 00:26:54,729 ♪ you can mean what you say ♪ 550 00:26:56,899 --> 00:26:59,467 ♪ so now you know ♪ 551 00:26:59,501 --> 00:27:01,903 ♪ turn away ♪ 552 00:27:01,937 --> 00:27:04,405 ♪ so now you know ♪ 553 00:27:04,439 --> 00:27:06,824 ♪ turn away ♪