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Ripped By mstoll
Happy New Year 2016 - New Year, New Color ;-)
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[Dennis]
You painted your butt blue...
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and nobody noticed the hole in your pants?
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- [Dee] Yeah, it worked. It worked.
- Good trick.
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As long as it works.
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[Man On Speakers]
♪ Oh ♪
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[Singing Along] ♪ Psycho
killer Qu'est-ce que c'est? ♪
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♪ Fa-fa-fa-fa
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa ♪
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♪ Better run, run, run, run,
run, run, run away ♪
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♪ Run away ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah ♪♪
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[Cheering, Whooping]
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- Yeah!
- That's the way to start a day.
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And we got news. We got news too.
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Ooh. Great song and great news?
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Yeah, and it's all tied in with the song,
so it makes sense.
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- What's the news?
- [Together] Psycho Pete!
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- Psycho Pete's back in town.
- [Both Laugh]
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- Wait, what?
- Whoa.
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- We're gonna get our psycho back, bitches.
- Wait a minute.
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The guy you went to high school with
who killed and ate his family?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, but don't get all hung up on that.
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He's out of the loony bin, all right?
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So... We're getting the freight train
back together, right?
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- Freight train!
- Freight train!
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[Frank]
This is not good.
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There's no way we can have a maniac
hanging out in our bar.
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He's fine though. Okay?
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Look, they unscrambled his brain
and he's, like, good now.
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- Yeah, they sorted him out.
They sorted him out. - No.
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You cannot sort out a man
who kills and eats other human beings.
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The hospital said he's fine,
so he's fine.
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- The man did the time.
- Yeah.
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No, no, no, no.
I lived with these maniacs in the loony bin.
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There is no curing those psycho bastards.
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It's actually really sad...
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but once your brain's a piece of shit,
it's always a piece of shit.
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There is no way we're having that psychotic
mutant anywhere near our bar.
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- That's all there is to it.
- [Man] Excuse me.
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Hey, I'm talking to my friends here, so...
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Charlie, seriously,
keep that psycho killer away from us, man.
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Charlie.
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It's me. It's Peter.
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I don't know any Peters,
so I don't know how you know my name...
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but if you want a beer,
just go have a beer, freak.
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Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait. Peter?
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- Pete, is that you?
- Wait, Psycho Pete?
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- Hey, Ronald.
- Oh!
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Dude, you look gnarly.
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I did not recognize you, man.
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- [Both Laughing]
- Psycho Pete!
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What happened to your hair?
You used to have all that hair.
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Did you, like, yank it out in a fit of rage?
That's pretty psycho.
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- No, it's just genetics.
- Aw, genetics. So psycho!
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What are they feeding you, bro?
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- I mean, you look huge. Look at that mass.
- You were like 85 pounds before.
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Yeah, struggling
with my weight for a while now.
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Yeah. Meds don't help.
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- Oh. Oh, yeah.
- A psycho struggle!
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- Hey, we got something cued up for you here,
man. Oh! - Yeah, we brought something.
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[Singing Along]
♪ Come on, ride that train ♪
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♪ And, ride it, whoo-whoo ♪♪
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Come on, come on.
Be the caboose. Be the caboose.
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Actually, you know,
j-just turn the music down. Just a bit.
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- I got it, I got it.
- ♪♪ [Off]
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Oh, yeah, sorry. We were gonna do
the freight train song for you.
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So, what-what do you want to do?
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You want to get nuts?
You want to get into some shit?
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Oh, oh, oh, yeah!
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You used to go right up to babies
in carriages...
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and just scream in their faces,
you know, they'd cry?
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Uh, dude, that was psycho.
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I-I don't feel good about that stuff.
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I actually regret
a lot of the stuff we used to do.
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- Do you?
- So, um...
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Do you think I could, like,
grab a glass of water or something?
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- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.
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- Charlie, can I talk to you for a sec?
- Yeah.
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- This guy sucks now.
- Oh, my God.
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- Like, I don't like him at all.
- No. He's, like, not psycho at all.
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- No, it's like Mild-mannered Pete.
- More like Boring Pete.
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- I thought something like this might happen.
- Did you?
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- I got a plan.
- 'Cause they mess with their brains up there.
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- Hey, uh, Pete?
- Yeah.
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We're gonna go.
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Okay.
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- That's a good plan.
- Yeah.
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[Door Opens]
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- [Door Closes]
- Pete.
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Sorry about the stuff I was saying...
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- about the mentally insane earlier.
- Did that anger you?
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I didn't mean to call
psychotic people mutants.
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It's cool.
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- You know, oh...
- Oh.
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We had the, uh...
Oh, geez, and that's right now.
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- Shoot, I wish I could stay.
- [Dennis] Yeah, me too.
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- [Frank] Adios.
- Okay.
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- Water.
- See you, man. Good luck.
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Hey.
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Charlie, you know, the main problem...
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with people going
to these state-run loony bins...
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is the separation between church and state.
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Explain.
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You spend most of your time
talking to a therapist instead of a priest.
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A priest is gonna let you off the hook
for all the things that you've done.
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- You heard Pete. He feels guilty.
- Yeah.
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- He needs to be absolved, so that
he can go psycho again. - Okay.
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- Yeah.
- I gue... I guess I see that.
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Look, dude, I feel guilty all the time
for my thoughts and urges...
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but I'm not gonna talk to a therapist...
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who's gonna make me, you know,
deal with it and confront those issues.
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I talk to a priest,
he lets me off the hook. I move on.
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- Here's our guy. Hey!
- Hey!
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- Cricket!
- Aw, man.
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- Crick, Crick, Crick, Crick, Crick...
- Cricket, Cricket, Cricket.
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- What do you guys want, huh?
- Can we ever get a warm reception from you?
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Yeah, it's never a nice "hello."
What's the cloak thing too?
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What are you doing here?
A Phantom of the Opera thing, or what?
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I don't like it. Take it off.
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- Pop it off. We're trying to have a conversation.
- Holy shit!
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- Put it back on!
- Put it on!
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- Put it back on!
- What the hell happened to your face?
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- You want to know what happened?
- Yeah.
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This happened to me...
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when I was locked
in your burning apartment at Thanksgiving.
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- Nah, you weren't there.
- I don't think you were there, man.
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I was there, Mac, and my whole face
burned off. I remember I was there.
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Why would we want you
at Thanksgiving dinner?
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Especially looking like that.
You would've freaked everyone out.
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This happened at your apartment!
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- I can't follow a thing this guy's saying.
- Guys, can we just focus?
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- How do you not follow?
- Cricket, we need something from you.
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Yeah, we need something.
And we brought you beer.
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Beer?
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Yeah, okay, fine, I'll help you.
Just give me the beers.
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Oh, whoa, whoa! There's five more there.
What about the others?
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- They're not all for you.
- I'm gonna give you all the beer in the world?
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What do you guys want? What do you want?
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Okay, we need you to hear
our friend's confession...
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and then absolve him of his sins.
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Ah. And?
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- That's the whole thing. That's what priests do.
- Yeah, that's it.
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That's it?
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I don't need to suck him or anything or...
let him inside me?
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Why would I want you to... No.
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- Dude, that's it.
- Just hear the confession.
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All right. But if he winds up inside me,
it will cost you a whole sixer.
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I mean, that... I got my dignity.
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- Well, let's go, bud.
- Yeah.
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Yeah. Let me get one
of those other beers too.
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- You gotta earn it.
- You have to earn it.
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[Dennis] So, we'll talk to
the hospital administrators.
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We'll let 'em know
that they've made a mistake.
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Mistake?
No, I can't imagine they let him go.
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- I'm sure he must've escaped, right?
- I don't like loony bins.
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- This is giving me a really bad feeling.
- Yeah.
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That's understandable, Frank,
but these places, they're a necessary evil.
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We gotta trust the system.
Let's just get Pete back into the system.
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That's right.
There's a system in place for everything.
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- We don't have to panic.
Everything's gonna be fine. - Yeah.
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- [Rattling]
- [Dennis] Is it locked?
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- Let's go.
- [Dee] Hello?
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Hang on. What is going on here?
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Looks like this place
has been shut down for months.
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[Dee]
Oh, my God, Dennis, listen to this.
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"Reed Mental Institution was shut down
because of statewide cutbacks."
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Oh, so they just cut all the loonies loose?
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What? How could they do that?
That's-That's insane!
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I guess it was either that
or raise our taxes.
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What? Raise my taxes? Come on.
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How much do these vultures need?
I already pay a ton in taxes.
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Then I guess they're gonna have to
shut down more of these places.
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What? Shut down more of these...
We gotta have somewhere to send our lunatics.
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Then we're going to have to pay more taxes.
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What? I'm not paying more in taxes.
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I won't do it. Don't speak of it again!
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- [Whispering] This is strange.
- [Dennis, Dee, Faint]
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I swear, this is all too familiar.
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Whoa.
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[Electrical Crackling]
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[Panting]
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[Woman Screams, Echoing]
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♪ Rock-a-bye Froggy
on the treetop ♪
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[Echoing]
It's okay, Froggy.
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I'll keep you moist.
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Oh.
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This is it! This is it!
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What?
What are you babbling about?
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This is the nitwit school
I was shanghaied to when I was a kid.
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That one that you had your mommy tell them
to tell you that you didn't have donkey brains.
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I knew I didn't have donkey brains.
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But everybody else did.
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Especially my roommate, the frog kid.
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Oh, you had a frog kid roommate? Sure.
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Froggy and I used to
take care of each other.
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He was a good kid.
We watched each other's back.
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One time, we escaped...
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and they chased us down
with those big nets they use to catch dogs.
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Did you grow up in a cartoon?
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I can't believe they set them loose.
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Froggy can't be in the world out there.
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Froggy never did anything wrong.
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I gotta find Froggy.
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Froggy! Froggy!
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- He's unzipped. - Yeah, all right,
look. What are we gonna do, Dee?
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We can't have Pete wandering the streets.
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I don't want him near me.
We gotta get him sent somewhere.
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Or... Ooh! What about that nut, uh...
nuthouse in West Chester?
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- Ah, it says that one's been shut down too.
- Oh, come on!
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I pay so much money in taxes already.
Where's that going?
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Well, they used that money to open up
the Eagles' new practice facility.
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That makes sense.
That's kind of a no-brainer.
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- We can't have our guys out
there twisting ankles. - Yeah.
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A man of Shady McCoy's abilities,
he needs a proper landing strip.
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Gotta get our maniacs in green
set up in a nice facility.
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- Sophie's choice, huh?
- Mm-hmm.
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Oof. Go Birds.
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Go Birds. Go Birds.
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[Cricket] Is there something
weighing on your mind, my son?
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Wh-What?
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Who... Who is that?
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It's time to confess your sins.
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Unburden yourself and be absolved.
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Is that a glory hole?
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Yes. It is, my son.
228
00:11:48,654 --> 00:11:52,818
But it'll cost you a whole sixer if you want
to unburden yourself in that way.
229
00:11:52,892 --> 00:11:57,090
Uh, that being said, I'm... open to it.
230
00:11:57,163 --> 00:12:00,621
- Stay on topic here, man.
- Just absolve the man and let's go.
231
00:12:00,700 --> 00:12:02,361
[Cricket]
I don't even know what I'm absolving him of.
232
00:12:02,435 --> 00:12:03,925
All right? He has to
confess something first.
233
00:12:04,003 --> 00:12:05,698
What's going on in here?
234
00:12:05,772 --> 00:12:08,536
We'll just do the confession for him
and God'll get what we're going for.
235
00:12:08,608 --> 00:12:10,473
- Cricket, we're gonna confess.
- Okay, fine.
236
00:12:10,543 --> 00:12:15,503
All right, um, he used to
scream in babies' faces.
237
00:12:15,581 --> 00:12:17,378
[Cricket Laughs]
238
00:12:19,619 --> 00:12:21,416
- Well, that's just funny.
- [Chattering]
239
00:12:21,487 --> 00:12:23,921
- They'd be all freaked out.
- Okay, no, you know what he used to do?
240
00:12:23,990 --> 00:12:26,185
- He used to gather, like, cats and dogs...
- Oh, yeah.
241
00:12:26,259 --> 00:12:28,727
And then put them into a little room
and have 'em battle it out.
242
00:12:28,795 --> 00:12:30,695
[Cricket] That's just cats'
and dogs' nature, to fight...
243
00:12:30,763 --> 00:12:32,253
so I don't see a problem with that.
244
00:12:32,331 --> 00:12:35,459
- Oh, also, he murdered and ate his family.
- Right.
245
00:12:35,535 --> 00:12:37,025
[Cricket]
What?
246
00:12:37,103 --> 00:12:38,900
See, there was like
a Christmas dinner thing...
247
00:12:38,971 --> 00:12:41,963
with the eating of his family
and a burning of the house down.
248
00:12:42,041 --> 00:12:44,874
- Is this Psycho Pete?
- [Both] Yeah, yeah.
249
00:12:44,944 --> 00:12:47,139
[Cricket]
Jesus Christ! That guy's a goddamn maniac.
250
00:12:47,213 --> 00:12:48,703
I'm not absolving him. He should be in jail.
251
00:12:48,781 --> 00:12:49,907
Hey, guys?
252
00:12:51,717 --> 00:12:53,309
Pete, is that you?
253
00:12:53,386 --> 00:12:55,786
- Hey, man.
- I'm gonna get out of here, okay?
254
00:12:55,855 --> 00:12:59,018
- Oh.
- I'm gonna use... use the women's restroom.
255
00:12:59,092 --> 00:13:01,583
Oh, sure!
Yeah, a lot of people in here.
256
00:13:01,661 --> 00:13:03,151
- Kind of a full house.
- Yeah.
257
00:13:03,229 --> 00:13:04,821
Yeah, the women's room, I'm sure, is...
258
00:13:04,897 --> 00:13:06,387
- Goddamn it, Cricket.
- Uh, is it safe?
259
00:13:06,466 --> 00:13:08,730
- Is it safe to be here?
- Relax, Cricket. It's safe.
260
00:13:08,801 --> 00:13:11,599
The guy's all docile and shit now.
He's on these meds...
261
00:13:11,671 --> 00:13:13,901
No, look, he-he might
look calm on the outside...
262
00:13:13,973 --> 00:13:15,668
but there's a storm brewing on the inside.
263
00:13:15,741 --> 00:13:17,402
I think I know what the problem is.
264
00:13:17,477 --> 00:13:19,172
He's psycho.
265
00:13:19,245 --> 00:13:21,440
He's straight-up possessed by the devil.
266
00:13:22,515 --> 00:13:24,676
- Okay, you lost me.
- Okay, think about it.
267
00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:26,741
He used to be fun crazy. You know?
268
00:13:26,819 --> 00:13:29,151
And the devil was like,
"I like this dude. I'm gonna get involved."
269
00:13:29,222 --> 00:13:32,214
He jumps in there, makes him evil crazy.
270
00:13:32,291 --> 00:13:35,283
Then the meds get thrown on top.
They shut everybody down.
271
00:13:35,361 --> 00:13:37,295
Okay.
272
00:13:37,363 --> 00:13:39,297
All right, so where you going with that?
273
00:13:39,365 --> 00:13:42,129
We gotta get him off
the meds and get the devil out.
274
00:13:42,201 --> 00:13:44,692
- You want to do an exorcism?
- Of course I want to do an exorcism.
275
00:13:44,770 --> 00:13:46,635
- That's what the whole thing...
- That's where I come in.
276
00:13:46,706 --> 00:13:48,435
Why didn't you come out like,
"Let's do an exorcism"?
277
00:13:48,508 --> 00:13:50,169
I can't lead with the exorcism.
278
00:13:50,243 --> 00:13:51,904
We'll get the demon and the goblin out...
279
00:13:51,978 --> 00:13:53,536
and we'll have our fun Pete back.
280
00:13:53,613 --> 00:13:56,946
- I want to get the demon out but not a goblin.
- We should get 'em all out.
281
00:13:57,016 --> 00:13:59,143
Get the demon, the goblin, the ghoul,
and then you got Pete.
282
00:13:59,218 --> 00:14:00,708
Well, no, no, no, no.
283
00:14:00,786 --> 00:14:03,482
There's no goblins.
There's no ghouls. It's just demons, okay?
284
00:14:03,556 --> 00:14:07,151
- Well, they're all made up. - That's why
he burned your face, you son of a bitch!
285
00:14:07,226 --> 00:14:09,160
- Yeah, that's true, man.
- Okay, look, I'm getting hot.
286
00:14:09,228 --> 00:14:10,786
- I'm getting too hot.
- Yeah, we're getting hot.
287
00:14:10,863 --> 00:14:12,558
Let's just go get the exorcism going.
288
00:14:12,632 --> 00:14:14,725
And let's get you, like, a hat or a hood or...
289
00:14:18,905 --> 00:14:20,839
All right, now listen.
Let me talk to this doctor, okay?
290
00:14:20,907 --> 00:14:23,341
I'll explain to him that we have
a dangerous psychopath in our bar...
291
00:14:23,409 --> 00:14:25,309
and he could snap at any minute.
292
00:14:25,378 --> 00:14:27,209
And because there are
no facilities to lock him in...
293
00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:29,145
we need to get him his medication
as soon as possible...
294
00:14:29,215 --> 00:14:31,547
- in order to avoid a massacre.
- No. No, no, no, no, no.
295
00:14:31,617 --> 00:14:35,383
Just let me handle this. I'll act crazy
and then he'll prescribe them to me.
296
00:14:35,454 --> 00:14:37,115
You will sit here and you will be quiet.
297
00:14:37,190 --> 00:14:39,920
Your bad acting will only confuse him
and it will infuriate me.
298
00:14:39,992 --> 00:14:41,653
I'm gonna ask him about the frog kid.
299
00:14:41,727 --> 00:14:43,524
- Don't do that. Don't do that.
- Oh, my God.
300
00:14:43,596 --> 00:14:46,429
No, Froggy and I need each other.
He's out there all alone.
301
00:14:46,499 --> 00:14:47,932
- You...
- I'm gonna find Froggy.
302
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,525
You are never gonna be able to find
a goddamn frog person, okay?
303
00:14:50,603 --> 00:14:52,662
- I'm gonna find him.
- Guys, please. Just let me handle it.
304
00:14:52,738 --> 00:14:53,727
I got it.
305
00:14:53,806 --> 00:14:55,296
Hello. Thank you for waiting.
306
00:14:55,374 --> 00:14:57,865
I'm Dr. Coleman.
How can I help you today?
307
00:14:57,944 --> 00:15:00,936
Yes. Do you have some sort
of donkey-brain database?
308
00:15:01,013 --> 00:15:04,380
- No.
- I'm looking for a kid... the frog kid.
309
00:15:04,450 --> 00:15:07,283
Just search for any half-man,
half-amphibious creature.
310
00:15:07,353 --> 00:15:09,685
[Chuckling]
Yeah, okay, no. That's not why we're here.
311
00:15:09,755 --> 00:15:14,249
[Southern Accent] Doctor, I've always
relied upon the kindness of strangers.
312
00:15:14,327 --> 00:15:16,852
What are you do...
What is that, A Streetcar Named Desire?
313
00:15:16,929 --> 00:15:19,363
I'm in desperate need
of medical intervention.
314
00:15:19,432 --> 00:15:21,923
[English Accent]
You see, years ago...
315
00:15:22,001 --> 00:15:26,267
I tried to burn my college roommate down
to the box springs...
316
00:15:26,339 --> 00:15:27,966
whilst she was sleeping.
317
00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:29,667
And now...
[Gasps]
318
00:15:29,742 --> 00:15:33,269
I have a hankering to do it again.
319
00:15:33,346 --> 00:15:36,782
- Dr. Zimmerman!
- Excuse me?
320
00:15:36,849 --> 00:15:41,616
Dr. Albert Zimmerman...
the old bastard who ran the nitwit farm.
321
00:15:41,687 --> 00:15:44,247
He'll know where Froggy is.
I'll find him. Yeah.
322
00:15:44,323 --> 00:15:46,416
- I'll find the frog kid.
- Yeah, go find him.
323
00:15:46,492 --> 00:15:50,588
- I'm gonna find him. - Uh, I'm not
sure I understand what's happening.
324
00:15:50,663 --> 00:15:52,631
- I'm schizophrenic.
- Dee?
325
00:15:52,698 --> 00:15:55,030
I swear you would be of more use to me...
326
00:15:55,101 --> 00:15:57,569
if I skinned you and turned your skin
into a lampshade.
327
00:15:57,637 --> 00:16:00,265
Or fashioned you into a piece
of high-end luggage.
328
00:16:00,339 --> 00:16:02,136
I can even add you to my collection.
329
00:16:03,542 --> 00:16:05,669
Are you saying that you have a collection
of skin luggage?
330
00:16:05,745 --> 00:16:07,406
Of course I'm not, Dee. Don't be ridiculous.
331
00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:10,472
Think of the smell.
You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch!
332
00:16:10,549 --> 00:16:12,414
Now you say another word...
333
00:16:12,485 --> 00:16:17,218
and I swear to God I will dice you into
a million little pieces.
334
00:16:17,290 --> 00:16:19,554
And put those pieces in a box...
335
00:16:19,625 --> 00:16:21,422
a glass box...
336
00:16:21,494 --> 00:16:23,860
that I will display on my mantel.
337
00:16:23,929 --> 00:16:25,419
[Gasps]
338
00:16:27,833 --> 00:16:29,164
All right.
[Chuckles]
339
00:16:29,235 --> 00:16:31,601
Now that that's settled,
we can have a normal conversation.
340
00:16:31,671 --> 00:16:33,571
Now, Doctor, I'm here
to talk to you about a man...
341
00:16:33,639 --> 00:16:37,405
a very dangerous and a very unstable man.
342
00:16:38,411 --> 00:16:42,177
♪♪ [Classical Piano]
343
00:16:42,248 --> 00:16:44,113
[Frank Whispering]
Dr. Zimmerman?
344
00:16:48,621 --> 00:16:51,351
- Yeah?
- It's me.
345
00:16:52,124 --> 00:16:54,217
Don't you recognize me?
346
00:16:54,293 --> 00:16:56,386
Yes. Yes.
347
00:16:56,462 --> 00:16:58,987
Of course I recognize you.
[Chuckles]
348
00:16:59,065 --> 00:17:01,693
Good, 'cause I got questions.
349
00:17:01,767 --> 00:17:04,133
What did you do with him? Where is he?
350
00:17:04,203 --> 00:17:07,639
- Where is whom?
- The frog kid.
351
00:17:07,707 --> 00:17:08,765
Froggy!
352
00:17:08,841 --> 00:17:12,709
Oh, God, Doc. I got to find him.
353
00:17:12,778 --> 00:17:15,542
But I don't understand.
354
00:17:15,614 --> 00:17:18,048
I got to know where he is, Doc,
because I got to help him.
355
00:17:18,117 --> 00:17:20,347
I-I owe him that much!
356
00:17:20,419 --> 00:17:22,046
But, Franklin...
357
00:17:22,121 --> 00:17:23,418
Yes?
358
00:17:24,357 --> 00:17:26,917
You are Froggy.
359
00:17:27,493 --> 00:17:28,824
Huh?
360
00:17:28,894 --> 00:17:30,486
[Echoing]
I pledge allegiance...
361
00:17:30,563 --> 00:17:32,394
to the flag
of the United States of America...
362
00:17:32,465 --> 00:17:34,194
[Zimmerman]
It was you, Frank.
363
00:17:34,266 --> 00:17:36,530
You are the frog kid.
364
00:17:38,604 --> 00:17:40,731
[Frog Croaking]
365
00:17:40,806 --> 00:17:42,831
You were an outcast as a child...
366
00:17:42,908 --> 00:17:46,366
so you created an imaginary friend.
367
00:17:46,445 --> 00:17:49,573
It's okay, Froggy. I'll keep you moist.
368
00:17:49,648 --> 00:17:53,243
But the lines of reality became blurred.
369
00:17:55,054 --> 00:18:00,959
Soon you didn't know
where Frank began and Froggy ended.
370
00:18:01,694 --> 00:18:03,389
[Muttering]
371
00:18:05,297 --> 00:18:06,889
Oh, yeah. I see that.
372
00:18:06,966 --> 00:18:08,593
I remember that now.
373
00:18:10,970 --> 00:18:12,369
What are you doing?
374
00:18:13,639 --> 00:18:17,166
You're having an episode again, Frank,
aren't you?
375
00:18:17,243 --> 00:18:19,507
We've got to catch the little froggy.
376
00:18:19,578 --> 00:18:21,773
Put that down. Get out of here.
377
00:18:21,847 --> 00:18:25,305
- Here we go. Come on.
- I'm not sick anymore. I'm not a frog.
378
00:18:25,384 --> 00:18:27,716
- I know I'm not a frog!
- Catch the froggy!
379
00:18:27,787 --> 00:18:29,652
We have to catch the froggy.
380
00:18:35,227 --> 00:18:37,457
Let's go through the... through the...
through the... the checklist.
381
00:18:37,530 --> 00:18:39,259
- Um, crucifix.
- I got it.
382
00:18:39,331 --> 00:18:41,026
Got that. Holy water. We got that.
383
00:18:41,100 --> 00:18:43,534
We got all the stuff.
We got the straps. We got everything, man.
384
00:18:43,602 --> 00:18:45,092
- Okay.
- So, what's the plan?
385
00:18:45,171 --> 00:18:46,866
We're gonna, like,
bum-rush this guy from behind?
386
00:18:46,939 --> 00:18:50,375
Whoa, whoa. Guys, come on.
No one is taking me from behind, all right?
387
00:18:50,443 --> 00:18:53,276
Unless you have crack.
If you have crack, let's boogie. [Laughs]
388
00:18:53,345 --> 00:18:55,643
No one is going into your asshole.
389
00:18:55,714 --> 00:18:57,409
I wouldn't let them without the crack.
390
00:18:57,483 --> 00:18:59,849
Can we just...
Let's go through the basic beats, all right?
391
00:18:59,919 --> 00:19:02,979
- Uh, talk a bunch of Latin.
- Yeah, that's me. I'll fake it.
392
00:19:03,055 --> 00:19:04,716
Wait. What do you mean, you'll fake it?
393
00:19:04,790 --> 00:19:06,280
You don't know your Latin anymore?
394
00:19:06,358 --> 00:19:08,223
Don't worry about it.
I can sell anything, you know?
395
00:19:08,294 --> 00:19:10,091
You know how many times
I fake on the streets?
396
00:19:10,162 --> 00:19:12,630
[Sniffs]
You know? You have to fake.
397
00:19:12,698 --> 00:19:15,360
The guys that don't fake,
they're the ones that get it the worst.
398
00:19:15,434 --> 00:19:18,130
Cricket, just, like, anything we can do
to have you not talk about...
399
00:19:18,204 --> 00:19:21,196
like, sucking penises
or getting raped in the butt?
400
00:19:21,273 --> 00:19:23,207
- It just keeps popping up.
- [Door Opens]
401
00:19:23,275 --> 00:19:25,766
Oh! Oh! Hey, I got it.
402
00:19:25,845 --> 00:19:28,643
Problem solved. I got Pete's drugs.
403
00:19:28,714 --> 00:19:30,807
Oh, we got drugs?
All right, crank me up, baby!
404
00:19:30,883 --> 00:19:32,646
We going up? Down?
How we doing this, huh?
405
00:19:32,718 --> 00:19:34,481
- [Both Gasp]
- Cricket! Ugh!
406
00:19:34,553 --> 00:19:37,351
- Oh, the face? Yeah, sorry.
- Jesus Christ! That is gross, man.
407
00:19:37,423 --> 00:19:39,015
- What the hell?
- God's wrath.
408
00:19:39,091 --> 00:19:41,685
He had some sort of Thanksgiving incident.
He went to some party...
409
00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:44,320
Yeah, at your house! Everyone was there.
How do you not remember this?
410
00:19:44,396 --> 00:19:45,829
No, you were not at our place...
411
00:19:45,898 --> 00:19:47,832
'cause we would not have invited you
to our Thanksgiving thing.
412
00:19:47,900 --> 00:19:50,801
- Never mind. Doesn't matter.
- How the hell did you get drugs for Pete?
413
00:19:50,870 --> 00:19:54,101
Well, I had a simple conversation
with a reasonable man...
414
00:19:54,173 --> 00:19:55,902
and that man wrote me a prescription.
415
00:19:55,975 --> 00:19:59,001
Mmm, yeah. He got the drugs
by being a real-life, actual psychopath.
416
00:19:59,078 --> 00:20:01,069
[Chuckling]
She keeps... Uh, no.
417
00:20:01,146 --> 00:20:03,808
Ridiculous, okay?
No, the man asked me a few questions.
418
00:20:03,883 --> 00:20:06,351
- Mm-hmm. - I answered those
questions as honestly as I could.
419
00:20:06,418 --> 00:20:08,181
- Right.
- Next thing I know, I'm walking out the door...
420
00:20:08,254 --> 00:20:10,381
- with meds for borderline personality disorder.
- Yup.
421
00:20:10,456 --> 00:20:13,721
- That's how you get shit done.
- No, no. That's how you get diagnosed.
422
00:20:14,860 --> 00:20:16,919
- Where is he? Where's Pete?
- [Hammer Cocks]
423
00:20:16,996 --> 00:20:18,759
I'm gonna put him out of his misery!
424
00:20:18,831 --> 00:20:20,492
No, Frank!
We're gonna help this guy, all right?
425
00:20:20,566 --> 00:20:22,500
But there's no helping him, Dennis.
Don't you understand?
426
00:20:22,568 --> 00:20:25,059
I know. I'm the frog kid, right?
427
00:20:25,137 --> 00:20:27,697
It was all in my mind, but I got cured.
428
00:20:27,773 --> 00:20:29,502
But I could have another episode.
429
00:20:29,575 --> 00:20:32,874
If I had another episode, what do I do?
I eat a couple of flies.
430
00:20:32,945 --> 00:20:35,175
If he has another episode, he kills us.
431
00:20:35,247 --> 00:20:37,010
- He's a murderer.
- Dude, dude.
432
00:20:37,082 --> 00:20:39,744
No, I'm not. Huh?
433
00:20:39,818 --> 00:20:41,376
I'm-I'm not a murderer.
434
00:20:41,453 --> 00:20:43,353
That's just what a murderer would say.
435
00:20:43,422 --> 00:20:45,083
No, no, no, really.
All that stuff with my family...
436
00:20:45,157 --> 00:20:47,751
it's just... it's just a rumor
people started about me.
437
00:20:47,826 --> 00:20:50,454
You know, kind of like all the rumors
you guys started about me?
438
00:20:50,529 --> 00:20:52,429
- What rumors? What are you talking about?
- Huh?
439
00:20:52,498 --> 00:20:54,693
You know, that I'm crazy and stuff.
440
00:20:54,767 --> 00:20:57,292
- Well, yeah, uh, crazy awesome, you know.
- Like crazy bad-ass!
441
00:20:57,369 --> 00:20:59,132
Yeah, except-except none of it was true...
442
00:20:59,204 --> 00:21:01,001
and then the more people spread it around...
443
00:21:01,073 --> 00:21:02,768
the more afraid people were of me.
444
00:21:02,841 --> 00:21:05,935
Well, wait a second. Then why did you get
sent to a mental institution?
445
00:21:06,011 --> 00:21:09,208
Social anxiety disorder
mixed with depression.
446
00:21:09,281 --> 00:21:11,841
I was really more of a danger to myself.
447
00:21:11,917 --> 00:21:14,112
I was always talking
about committing suicide.
448
00:21:14,687 --> 00:21:16,177
- Ooh.
- Oh.
449
00:21:16,255 --> 00:21:18,450
That's why I wanted
to reconnect with you guys...
450
00:21:18,524 --> 00:21:21,118
'cause a lot of people,
they can't deal with that kind of stuff...
451
00:21:21,193 --> 00:21:24,822
but you always liked me, so I figured
you guys could help me cope with it.
452
00:21:24,897 --> 00:21:26,489
That we would help...
453
00:21:26,565 --> 00:21:29,090
- Yeah!
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
454
00:21:29,168 --> 00:21:31,432
Well, we could help you cope with it. Um...
455
00:21:31,503 --> 00:21:33,664
- Or...
- Hmm?
456
00:21:33,739 --> 00:21:35,707
♪ Come on, ride the train ♪
457
00:21:35,774 --> 00:21:37,298
♪ Hey, ride it ♪
458
00:21:37,376 --> 00:21:39,071
♪ Come on, ride the train ♪
459
00:21:39,144 --> 00:21:40,702
♪ Hey, ride it ♪
460
00:21:40,779 --> 00:21:43,304
- ♪ Come on, ride the train ♪
- Okay, Pete!
461
00:21:43,382 --> 00:21:46,442
This thing's going all the way to
Los Angeles, buddy, all right?
462
00:21:46,518 --> 00:21:49,419
- City of Angels!
- Yeah, a place where no one is depressed.
463
00:21:49,488 --> 00:21:51,115
You can surf the sadness away.
464
00:21:51,190 --> 00:21:52,851
This is exactly what you need, Pete.
465
00:21:52,925 --> 00:21:54,893
I want to thank you guys
for trying to help me.
466
00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:57,224
- Suppose it could be good to get a fresh start.
- Yeah, all that.
467
00:21:57,296 --> 00:21:59,093
Save the chitchat for the hoboes.
468
00:21:59,164 --> 00:22:01,029
- You got a long trip.
- Get on the train!
469
00:22:01,100 --> 00:22:02,863
[Chattering]
470
00:22:02,935 --> 00:22:04,698
[Dennis]
Bon voyage. All right.
471
00:22:04,770 --> 00:22:07,637
That takes care of that. Problem solved.
472
00:22:07,706 --> 00:22:10,834
All right. Well, uh, you guys want to go
pop by the new Eagles facility?
473
00:22:10,909 --> 00:22:12,501
- Ooh.
- Heard they're having an open practice.
474
00:22:12,578 --> 00:22:15,308
- Yeah!
- Let's go, Eagles!
475
00:22:15,381 --> 00:22:16,746
- Let's go, Birds!
- Ride that train!
476
00:22:16,815 --> 00:22:18,646
Go Birds! Go Birds!
477
00:22:22,621 --> 00:22:25,920
Oh! Well, George, good luck.
478
00:22:25,991 --> 00:22:28,960
Enjoy Philadelphia, City of Brotherly Love.
479
00:22:29,028 --> 00:22:30,620
- Yeah.
- They're gonna take great care of you here.
480
00:22:30,696 --> 00:22:32,391
Rain, rain, buzzing.
481
00:22:32,464 --> 00:22:34,398
All right, get on out of here.
Take care, pal.
482
00:22:34,466 --> 00:22:35,626
- Bye.
- [Laughs] Okay.
483
00:22:35,701 --> 00:22:37,794
Well, that takes care of that.
Problem solved.
484
00:22:37,870 --> 00:22:39,565
Let's get out of here.
485
00:22:39,638 --> 00:22:42,436
♪ It's about that time
for me to holler ♪
486
00:22:42,508 --> 00:22:44,135
♪ Girl, I want to waller ♪
487
00:22:44,209 --> 00:22:46,507
♪ In the back of my Impala ♪
Whoo!
488
00:22:46,578 --> 00:22:48,478
♪ Don't need your bags
Get ready ♪
489
00:22:48,547 --> 00:22:50,071
♪ They coming
through your town ♪
490
00:22:50,149 --> 00:22:51,912
♪ Move your arms up and down ♪
491
00:22:51,984 --> 00:22:54,077
- ♪ And make that choo-choo sound ♪
- ♪ Like this ♪
492
00:22:54,153 --> 00:22:56,053
♪ Come on, ride the train ♪
493
00:22:56,121 --> 00:22:57,418
♪ Hey, ride it ♪
494
00:22:57,489 --> 00:22:59,719
♪ Come on, ride the train ♪
495
00:22:59,792 --> 00:23:01,282
♪ Hey, ride it ♪
496
00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:03,328
♪ Come on, ride the train ♪
497
00:23:03,395 --> 00:23:04,521
♪ Hey, ride it ♪
498
00:23:04,596 --> 00:23:06,791
♪ Come on, ride the train ♪
499
00:23:06,865 --> 00:23:08,355
♪ Hey, ride it ♪
500
00:23:08,434 --> 00:23:10,265
♪ Come on, ride the train ♪
501
00:23:10,335 --> 00:23:11,825
♪ Hey, ride it ♪
502
00:23:11,904 --> 00:23:13,599
♪ Come on, ride the train ♪♪
503
00:23:16,675 --> 00:23:19,610
[Voice Speaking Backwards]
504
00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:29,500
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