1 00:00:01,440 --> 00:00:03,112 - Gary! - Did Alan like the football? 2 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:04,549 Can't leave us alone! 3 00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:06,711 He's a bit of a bloody nuisance, Gary. 4 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:10,315 Three times introduced me to people, "This is my dad." 5 00:00:10,400 --> 00:00:14,109 This little old man managed to get his narrow boat wedged. 6 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:16,316 My dad has to make a decision. 7 00:00:16,400 --> 00:00:17,435 You're getting married. 8 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:21,195 CAROLINE: Can you live with someone, sleep with someone knowing you... 9 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:22,674 murdered his brother? 10 00:00:22,760 --> 00:00:24,273 I think I've upset Gillian. 11 00:00:24,360 --> 00:00:26,794 Thinks we haven't got two brass farthings to wipe our arses with. 12 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:28,074 I offered to pay for the wedding. 13 00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:30,390 Dad, you're not going to believe this. 14 00:00:40,160 --> 00:00:50,160 Ripped By mstoll 15 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:41,109 Morning. 16 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:43,711 - Lovely morning for it. - Yes, isn't it? 17 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:44,829 Morning. 18 00:01:45,160 --> 00:01:46,275 That's nice. 19 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:48,311 Gay couple with a baby? 20 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:50,033 - Who are they? - I've no idea. 21 00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:52,591 What time are we leaving, Dad? 22 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:55,276 Can you field that one? 23 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:56,349 (SIGHS) 24 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:00,075 ALAN: Gillian! 25 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:06,793 Hey, is this here straight? 26 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:08,672 - You're lovely, Alan, you're perfect. - Oh. 27 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:13,430 - What is she doing? - Give her another shout. 28 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:15,713 Gillian! 29 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:18,229 We're going to be late. 30 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:20,436 - She still in the bathroom? - I've no idea. 31 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:28,999 Gillian? 32 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:33,432 Gillian. 33 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:38,591 Gillian? 34 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:39,669 Shh. 35 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:46,233 What's up? 36 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:48,759 I... 37 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:53,272 I can't do it. 38 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:54,349 You were right. 39 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:56,636 - I can't marry him. - Okay, all right. Okay. 40 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:59,075 It's not, it's not because of that... 41 00:02:59,640 --> 00:03:00,629 Eddie... 42 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:05,033 Thing... Business, specifically, it's all sorts, it's everything. 43 00:03:05,480 --> 00:03:06,595 - It's my dad. - Your dad. 44 00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:07,829 It's our Raff. 45 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:10,508 - How? - I didn't want a stupid big do. 46 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:11,999 I said that. 47 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:13,672 I kept saying that. 48 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:17,839 And now here we are, £10,000 later. 49 00:03:17,920 --> 00:03:19,558 - Okay. - What for? 50 00:03:19,640 --> 00:03:21,039 - Okay. - Other people. 51 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:24,351 The only reason I accepted this 52 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:28,069 is because of all the arguing after that stupid article in The Courier. 53 00:03:28,920 --> 00:03:29,909 Guilt. 54 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:34,234 I accepted it. A, because that's what everybody else wanted, 55 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:38,074 and B, I felt guilty. 56 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:43,076 Why didn't he come and talk to me? 57 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:44,479 It's not how he does things. 58 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:47,154 Just going silent on me and not answering the phone calls. 59 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:48,713 He doesn't make a fuss. 60 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:49,829 It's not his way. 61 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:52,518 RAFF: It's embarrassing. 62 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:54,431 - You've embarrassed him. - How? 63 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:55,589 It's like saying 64 00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:57,313 "Here's this little old fella 65 00:03:57,400 --> 00:04:00,233 "who was unfaithful to his wife all those years ago." 66 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:03,471 That isn't... That wasn't... That isn't what it was about it at all. 67 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:05,869 No, but it's implied. 68 00:04:06,840 --> 00:04:09,149 It's fairly obvious what the story behind it is. 69 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:11,549 That is going to get read by everyone who knows him. 70 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:13,039 Everyone round here. 71 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:14,839 And it's embarrassing. 72 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:17,316 - You've humiliated him. - No, I haven't. 73 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:21,954 Fine. You ask me why he seems to have stopped bothering with you. 74 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:23,953 Well, as far as I'm aware 75 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:25,632 that's what seems to be the answer. 76 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:28,830 GARY: You know if anyone should be embarrassed, it's me. 77 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:31,390 Finding out that the man who I thought was my dad, 78 00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:33,835 wasn't my dad, age 46. 79 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:36,639 It's me who's been humiliated, lied to. 80 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:37,989 God knows what. 81 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:41,677 Well, obviously that's your perspective. 82 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:42,995 - My perspective? - Yes. 83 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:45,754 That's... I'm not making light of it. 84 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:47,398 Obviously, you're having it to deal with. 85 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:49,391 I didn't do the interview to embarrass him. 86 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:50,959 - No, but he is... - That's not why I did it. 87 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:53,349 Yeah, but nobody thinks... That's not the point. 88 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:56,079 I did it because I wanted to celebrate the fact that he's my dad. 89 00:04:56,160 --> 00:04:58,674 I did it to embrace the fact that he's my dad. 90 00:04:58,760 --> 00:05:00,716 I don't want any of us to embarrassed about it. 91 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:03,749 Well, that's very nice, obviously. 92 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:09,431 But from his point of view you can see, surely you can see 93 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:12,993 that you've pointed out in public 94 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:15,828 that he was unfaithful to the woman he was married to. 95 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:20,031 - My mother. - My granny. 96 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:23,353 Yeah, I don't think that's how people would see it. 97 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:25,234 That's how he sees it. 98 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:28,234 Is it Celia? 99 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:30,669 She's found an excuse to go all funny about it again 100 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:32,159 and make him feel bad about things. 101 00:05:32,280 --> 00:05:33,269 No. 102 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:36,234 If anything, she's the one who's been trying to make out 103 00:05:36,320 --> 00:05:37,878 it's not as bad as he thinks. 104 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:38,949 - Really? - Yeah. 105 00:05:40,280 --> 00:05:41,269 And... 106 00:05:42,280 --> 00:05:44,350 I think my granddad's right about me going to university 107 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:45,793 and getting a degree. 108 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:49,350 Not that I'm not grateful for the job offer, but... 109 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:51,509 I think... 110 00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:53,669 On balance... 111 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:57,231 I'd rather stick to the original plan. 112 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:01,553 GILLIAN: He keeps going up to my mum's plaque, 113 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:04,718 at the chapel in Blackley where we scattered her ashes. 114 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:06,791 - Why? - Because he feels guilty. 115 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:11,036 Look, Gary, no one thinks you did it out of malice. 116 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:13,151 Well, maybe, I don't know. 117 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:15,837 Maybe he should feel a little bit guilty. 118 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:20,709 Yeah, well he does. So... 119 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:24,593 Well, should I apologise? 120 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,274 Well, you could try. 121 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:36,316 GARY: I'm sorry. 122 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:39,516 I am sorry, I don't know what else I can say. 123 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:41,750 - So, what was the big idea? - There wasn't one. 124 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:45,749 The came to interview me about the charity, the fundraising that we do. 125 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:50,873 And I happened to mention you and me and the thing that's happened 126 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:53,672 and suddenly the article ended up 127 00:06:53,760 --> 00:06:56,115 being more about you and me than about the charity. 128 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:57,599 You know what journalists are like, 129 00:06:57,680 --> 00:07:00,148 you're talking about one thing and they latch onto something else. 130 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:05,435 And I don't think this is anywhere near as bad as you think it is. 131 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:07,438 Most people wouldn't bat an eyelid. 132 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:09,636 Most people don't even read The Courier. 133 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:13,799 They wouldn't publish the thing if nobody read it. Course people read it. 134 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:15,793 People who know me read it. 135 00:07:16,760 --> 00:07:18,557 People who knew Eileen read it. 136 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:20,392 It might only be a small handful of people, 137 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:22,152 but they're still very much alive. 138 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:24,029 Most of them. 139 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:27,112 Did it not occur to you to talk to Alan about it 140 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:29,350 at least before they published it? 141 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:32,432 Don't talk to me as if I were born last week. 142 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:37,229 You knew damn well what you were doing. Talking to journalists. 143 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:39,356 I know what it's about. You are angry with me. 144 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:40,953 - Not angry. - No, you're angry with me, 145 00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:43,554 'cause you think I should've done summat to help your mum. 146 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:46,190 Well, if I'd known I would have done, but I didn't. 147 00:07:46,680 --> 00:07:48,079 I didn't know about it. 148 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:50,873 But that doesn't help you because you are angry with me as well 149 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:53,349 for not knowing, not knowing you existed. 150 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:55,158 So, you want to lash out. 151 00:07:55,360 --> 00:07:58,352 Yeah, I know, you probably know that it's irrational 152 00:07:58,440 --> 00:07:59,714 but that doesn't matter either, 153 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:03,759 because all you want to do is humiliate me, I suspect. 154 00:08:04,720 --> 00:08:06,551 Well, well done, you've succeeded. 155 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:11,749 Hmm. 156 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:15,869 Well, 157 00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:18,916 that's interesting. It's rubbish. 158 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:21,633 But interesting rubbish. 159 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:26,869 (SIGHS) 160 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:28,473 Well, perhaps I should go. 161 00:08:53,680 --> 00:08:55,159 I think we should get on the internet. 162 00:08:55,880 --> 00:08:59,270 Get those tickets for Australia booked now. Today. 163 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:02,794 I think he touched a nerve. My dad. 164 00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:05,952 I think Gary's various motives with that newspaper article were a bit dubious. 165 00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:07,837 So, they're not speaking to each other. 166 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:09,876 Our Raff's declined, thank God, 167 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:12,036 Gary's very generous, thank you, offer, 168 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:13,633 to stop him going to university 169 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:16,871 and take him on full time, train him up to be something he's never expressed 170 00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:18,957 any interest in whatsoever. 171 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:20,709 - Accountancy. - Ah. 172 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:23,549 So, that's how I end up in this... 173 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:26,913 Fix. 174 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:29,429 Peacekeeping. 175 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:33,150 My wedding is a glorified peacekeeping operation. 176 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:34,913 Okay, so... 177 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:38,355 Okay, so I think to begin with, 178 00:09:38,680 --> 00:09:40,079 it's not a fix. 179 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:41,828 If you stand back and look at it, 180 00:09:41,920 --> 00:09:43,911 it's bigger than you wanted. 181 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:47,033 Yes, but actually what is it? It's a few hours standing there, 182 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:49,793 smiling, and then it's all over. The chances are, I bet you anything, 183 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,672 you'll get to the end of the day, earlier, sooner. 184 00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:53,592 Once the formalities are over and done with 185 00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:55,752 and you'll realise that actually, 186 00:09:56,480 --> 00:09:57,799 you're having a great time. 187 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:02,470 Or at the very least, it's just not that bad. 188 00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:11,749 How are we doing? 189 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:13,469 What do you think? 190 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:15,429 Is it about something else? 191 00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:17,192 No, no, no. 192 00:10:17,280 --> 00:10:20,431 It'll be fine, come on, you don't want your dad to think it's his fault. 193 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:22,832 - Don't I. - You're really normal 194 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:24,319 to feel like this at the last minute. 195 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:27,233 I bet you've got all sorts of daft misgivings buzzing around in your head, 196 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:29,709 but you've just got to keep telling yourself that it's normal, yeah? 197 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:31,789 Okay? 198 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:34,198 - Okay. - You didn't want me to marry him. 199 00:10:34,280 --> 00:10:37,431 Yeah. But we talked that through and you made the decision, didn't you? 200 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:42,749 (SIGHS) 201 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:57,434 Hair of the dog. 202 00:10:57,920 --> 00:10:58,955 Does that work? 203 00:10:59,040 --> 00:11:00,029 Never tried it. 204 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:01,553 I've no sympathy. 205 00:11:01,640 --> 00:11:03,790 Yes, you keep saying it. 206 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:06,269 - Try it and see if it works. - What do you fancy? I'll get it. 207 00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:10,035 What were you doing drinking till 3:00 this morning? 208 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:13,476 It was a stag night. (SIGHS) Banging headache. 209 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:16,997 What do you fancy then, lad? Brandy, whisky? Doubles? 210 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:18,309 All right, go on. 211 00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:20,793 I think it must be summat else. 212 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:22,348 I'm wondering if I'm coming down with flu. 213 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:24,431 - (CHUCKLES) - GARY: Hello, Celia. 214 00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:25,873 Oh, hello. 215 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:29,917 Rob, you're looking forward to Mallorca? 216 00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:31,509 You'll love it. 217 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:34,797 I've told Mariella, the housekeeper, just to stay out of your way. 218 00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:40,000 Here's that lanky streak of greasy shite I told you about 219 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:41,718 that she insisted on inviting. 220 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:46,275 You have got the ring safe, haven't you? 221 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:47,918 No, Robbie, I flogged it. 222 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:54,436 Are you going to say hi to Gary? 223 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:55,873 Course I am. 224 00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:57,154 I haven't fallen out with him. 225 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:06,949 Mmm-hmm. 226 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:17,391 GILLIAN: Just going back to the other thing, 227 00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:19,790 I'm not overly impressed with Robbie. 228 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:21,833 You're the one that's marrying him. 229 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:23,797 It'll be fine when we get there. 230 00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:26,075 We've had more arguments about this wedding 231 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:28,032 than anything I can ever remember. 232 00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:31,272 You see, I just think that's really normal, too. 233 00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:33,112 Yeah, do you? 234 00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:36,828 Gillian, it's agreed, we've accepted it. 235 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:39,116 Yeah, because of my dad falling out with him. 236 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:42,989 And then our Raff, deciding he's not taking him up on his stupid job offer. 237 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:46,073 It's booked, it's paid for, we've sent out the invitations, 238 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:48,276 you've been happily choosing all the stuff you want. 239 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:49,874 Flowers, menu, décor. 240 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:52,997 Only because people kept ringing up and asking bloody questions. 241 00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:55,150 You're being... You are being irrational. 242 00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:56,229 Just relax. 243 00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:59,239 Just enjoy it, for God's sake, just go with the flow. 244 00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:01,909 Is this about something else? 245 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,912 It's about not being in control of my own wedding. 246 00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:07,759 It's about having my wedding hijacked by Mir Moneybags 247 00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:09,034 and turned into a circus. 248 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:12,396 And you going on and on and on at me. 249 00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:14,198 It would have been weird not to have accepted it. 250 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:15,952 It wouldn't, it would not. 251 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:19,112 - It would have been normal. - Gillian. 252 00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:21,479 Stop being a twat. 253 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:52,555 Sorry, I know I should have done this sooner. 254 00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:55,279 I thought we'd be setting off earlier. Be two minutes, literally. 255 00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:56,475 I'll pay. 256 00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:57,549 No, Alan. 257 00:13:57,680 --> 00:13:59,113 No, it'll be quicker. 258 00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:09,470 There is more to it than what I've said. 259 00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:10,949 Okay. 260 00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:13,950 - I shagged this bloke I work with. - When? 261 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:15,189 - Ollie. - When? 262 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:17,669 At the supermarket. Not at the supermarket. 263 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:19,034 In the back of his van. 264 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:20,519 - So, this is... - Four weeks ago. 265 00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:22,869 (OLLIE LAUGHING) 266 00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:29,072 - You all right? - Why do men giggle? 267 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:31,389 Cause it's silly. 268 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:33,309 What is? 269 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:34,589 Sex. 270 00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:40,476 Obviously, shouldn't have happened. 271 00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:44,553 Obviously, it was cause of Robbie calling me a twat, and I just thought... 272 00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:48,952 Right, you... That is going to have repercussions, 273 00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:50,439 whether I like it or not. 274 00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:53,637 That is going to have repercussions. 275 00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:58,998 - Was it just that once? - Yes. 276 00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:00,149 Lashing out? 277 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,389 If you like. 278 00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:04,199 Yeah. And this Ollie lad, he's someone that you've... 279 00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:07,591 Had shenanigans with before. 280 00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:08,874 Yeah, he's an old... 281 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:11,475 Well, I say old, 282 00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:12,675 he's 24. 283 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:14,229 But yeah. 284 00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:16,432 Bit of an old pal, yeah. 285 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:18,955 - Not the... - No. 286 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:21,759 Except, it's not like you're embarking on something new, if it was just... 287 00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:24,559 - No, no. - A moment... 288 00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:27,518 - Yes. - And that's how this lad, this... 289 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:28,794 - Ollie. - Ollie. 290 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:30,633 Sees it, he's not... 291 00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:32,678 likely to kick up a fuss. 292 00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:34,948 No, God no. 293 00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:36,792 Except, he's... He'll be there. 294 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:39,076 - To the... - I invited him. 295 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:41,510 - Today? - Well, I sent the invites, didn't I? 296 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:42,749 Before I... 297 00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:44,275 With him. 298 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:47,670 But he's not gonna say anything? 299 00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:49,034 No, no, no. 300 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:51,917 - I don't know. - Jesus! 301 00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:53,949 I doubt it. 302 00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:00,394 So, is this... 303 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:03,833 something you want to tell Robbie about to get off your chest, before you... 304 00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:07,913 No, no. I just needed to tell someone else. 305 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:09,989 All right. 306 00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:11,839 I know you think I'm a right old slapper. 307 00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:13,319 No, I don't. I don't... 308 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,398 Think things like that. I think... 309 00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:18,640 You're an adult. People are what they are. 310 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:21,399 I don't like feeling trapped, 311 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:24,677 owned, chattle... Ated. 312 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:26,994 - That's not a word. - No. 313 00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:28,308 - But you know what I mean. - Yeah. 314 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:30,109 I think... 315 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:34,477 You've got to shoulder the burden of the guilt, whatever. 316 00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:37,796 Put it all behind you, tell yourself it happened, 317 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:40,235 won't happen again and move forward, yeah? 318 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:41,389 - Yeah. - Yeah. 319 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,638 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - (MOBILE RINGING) 320 00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:46,749 CELIA: Where are you? 321 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:50,273 Well, we just had to stop to put a drop of petrol in the Jeep. 322 00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:53,275 We'd have thought you'd have been here by now. 323 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:56,114 Well, we were delayed leaving the house. 324 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:57,189 Why? 325 00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:59,550 - Well... - Where are you? 326 00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:00,829 Sowerby Bridge. 327 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:04,310 You'll be another 20 minutes from Sowerby Bridge, at least. 328 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:06,949 No, I think we'll be all right if she puts her foot down. 329 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:08,309 Why were you delayed? 330 00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:10,473 She were in t'bathroom. 331 00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:11,829 Delayed? 332 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,560 They're in Sowerby Bridge, they've just stopped to get some petrol. 333 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:17,200 Gillian was delayed in the bathroom. 334 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,672 Listen, Alan, don't go racing. 335 00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:24,716 Tell Caroline, for the sake of five minutes, you can be fashionably late. 336 00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:28,273 None of us lot here are going anywhere, nobody'll mind. 337 00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:29,509 Okay. 338 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:32,559 You want to get yourself a drink, Ollie. 339 00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:34,710 Looks like kick-off's going to be delayed. 340 00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:37,149 And everyone's here. 341 00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:39,519 More or less, I think. 342 00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:41,269 Gary's here. 343 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:43,389 Is he? 344 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:45,471 And Felicity and the girls. 345 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,229 Right. 346 00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:51,073 I hope you're going to be civil to him. 347 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:52,269 (CAR DOOR CLOSES) 348 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,517 - It wasn't, it wasn't, it wasn't... - Okay. 349 00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:58,472 It wasn't just Ollie. 350 00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:00,469 Okay. 351 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:02,829 Well, what else? 352 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:05,189 John. 353 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:07,033 John, it was John. 354 00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:08,909 And that was your fault. 355 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,319 - My fault? - Indirectly. 356 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:12,072 Ooh, I'm dying to hear this. 357 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:13,479 It was when he thought you were shagging Greg. 358 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:14,709 Who thought I was shagging Greg? 359 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,028 He did, John did. 360 00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:18,111 - When? - When he moved in, at your house. 361 00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:19,633 Greg, when Greg moved in. 362 00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:20,755 - John did? - Yes. 363 00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:22,871 - John did? - My dad, shut up. 364 00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:25,793 He stays out of my way, I'll stay out of his. 365 00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:28,270 CELIA: Now, that's hardly civil, is it? 366 00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:29,873 ALAN: You need to put your foot down. 367 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:32,993 What it's the best you're going to get. 368 00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:36,638 CELIA: Well, I think it's a shame. 369 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:38,672 ALAN: Well, course it's a shame. 370 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:42,793 It's a shame he's the insensitive, self-centred sod he is. 371 00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:45,269 - But there we are. - See? 372 00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:48,318 I think you need to get over it, move on. 373 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:51,278 - What do I see? - I am over it, I have moved on. 374 00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:53,874 No, you haven't. You're still angry. 375 00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:55,712 It's because of this Gary business 376 00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:57,028 that we've ended up with this 377 00:18:57,800 --> 00:19:00,598 bloody, silly big do I never wanted. 378 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:01,874 CELIA: Are you still there? 379 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:04,110 I've got to go to Mallorca for two weeks. 380 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:05,679 Life's just full of crap, isn't it? 381 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:07,512 - Alan? - I'm going to have to go now, Celia. 382 00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:10,637 - We'll be with you shortly. - Don't race, tell her. 383 00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:13,154 - Yes. Yes. Whatever. Ta-ta. - Bye. 384 00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:15,997 Hey, what are you talking about? 385 00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:17,394 - Who? - You. 386 00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:19,113 This Gary business. 387 00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:21,237 You and Gary. Falling out. 388 00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:23,518 It's the only reason I'm in this mess. 389 00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:26,593 You know, the irony is it was me that rang you up 390 00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:29,513 and told you about this stupid article in The Courier in the first place. 391 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:30,828 We shouldn't have said owt. 392 00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:32,714 You'd never have seen it. 393 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:35,315 - You were in Harrogate. - What's that got to do with this? 394 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:36,759 Yeah, we're going round in circles. 395 00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:38,671 Gillian, do you want me to turn round and go back? 396 00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:40,552 Hey, hey, does she hell as like. 397 00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:41,675 You see, this is it. 398 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:44,872 I'm not allowed to have my own response to anything. 399 00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:46,279 Of course, you are. 400 00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:47,475 Don't be so stupid. 401 00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:49,710 It were you that wanted this big do. 402 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:51,950 - No! Oh! Shit! - Hey, hey! 403 00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:53,234 CAROLINE: If you don't want to go, just say so. 404 00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:55,470 I'll turn round, we'll go back. I'll ring someone. 405 00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:58,069 My mum, and ask to speak to Robbie's best man. What's he called? 406 00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:00,469 Dave. And he can break it to him gently. All right? 407 00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:01,675 Are you serious? 408 00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:02,749 CAROLINE: I think, personally, it wouldn't be 409 00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:04,353 a great thing to do to Robbie at this stage, 410 00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:06,908 - but if that is what you want. - You never wanted me to marry him. 411 00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:09,953 You can't keep saying that, not now. 412 00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:12,719 - Who didn't want you to marry him? - She didn't. Caroline didn't. 413 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,353 Didn't she? Why? 414 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,311 Just with Gillian having been married to Eddie 415 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:20,039 and all the trouble in the past. 416 00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:22,111 That's just you know, that's all. 417 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,191 Oh, well, I... 418 00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:28,831 - What were you saying about John? - John? 419 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:29,989 What about John? 420 00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:31,309 GILLIAN: Thanks. 421 00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:39,551 I went up to the farm, there was no one there. 422 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:43,437 And I found Harry wandering about with a baby and he said you work here now. 423 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:44,589 The farm? 424 00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:46,791 You nutter, Robbie could've been there. 425 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:47,869 So? 426 00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:50,038 I thought we said you weren't going to visit me again. 427 00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:51,309 No, but... 428 00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:55,392 I don't know. Couldn't think of anyone else, really. 429 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:56,789 Anyone else? 430 00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:58,758 - For what? - To talk to. 431 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:02,389 What's up? 432 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:04,269 Do you get a break? 433 00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:06,589 Um... 434 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:09,518 What are you doing here? 435 00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:10,999 Hi, Gillian. 436 00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:12,069 Is this fella bothering you? 437 00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:14,071 No, you're all right, I can handle him. 438 00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:29,315 I knock off at 6:00. 439 00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:31,952 - A fella? - Greg. 440 00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:34,639 He's the baby's father. 441 00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:37,589 I don't think they're... 442 00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:39,309 I don't think... 443 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:41,791 ...they sleep in the same bedroom or anything. 444 00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:44,752 Well they don't, I know they don't, Lawrence told me, 445 00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:45,829 but he's there. 446 00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:47,189 He's in my house 447 00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:49,318 with my son and my wife 448 00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:51,599 and it's appalling. 449 00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:53,429 He's actually moved in? 450 00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:55,309 They did a trial. 451 00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:58,072 I thought yeah, whatever, that won't last. 452 00:21:58,240 --> 00:21:59,878 Won't be able to stand that for more than five minutes. 453 00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:01,069 But they love him. 454 00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:04,311 Lawrence loves him, Caroline loves him. 455 00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:05,992 Celia loves him. 456 00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:07,349 It's all so... 457 00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:14,029 I didn't mind with Kate. 458 00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:15,269 Kate was, you know, 459 00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:17,715 she was all right. 460 00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:18,949 Really. 461 00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:21,833 But this tosser... 462 00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:26,395 - Who is he? - Well, if he's the baby's father... 463 00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:27,469 Yeah, but you know. 464 00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:30,111 What is he? Could be anything. 465 00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:33,069 My God, 466 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:35,676 maybe they are having sex, I don't know. 467 00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:37,598 Is this the bloke they fell out about 468 00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:41,397 - when Kate went off and got pregnant? - Yeah, that's what it must be. 469 00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:43,630 I thought she couldn't stand him, Caroline. 470 00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:47,509 Yeah, well, she seems very fond of him now. 471 00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:50,518 Well, she will be, if it means she's been able to get back to work. 472 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:53,478 He's such a... So... 473 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:56,629 Gauche. He wears flip-flops. 474 00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:01,750 - Jesus. - In my house. 475 00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:04,159 I thought they... 476 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:05,309 Bought you out. 477 00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:06,913 The lesbians. 478 00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:10,152 Yes, but one still has an attachment. 479 00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:12,069 Obviously. 480 00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:13,669 To the old place. 481 00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:15,749 I offered to do that. 482 00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:17,717 I offered to move back in and help out with the baby. 483 00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:19,478 - Did you? - Yes. 484 00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:20,875 Of course she turns me down. 485 00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:22,629 She'd rather have him. 486 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:27,391 This bloke in flip-flops who allegedly she can't stand. 487 00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:29,589 Why? 488 00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:36,638 I asked her if there was an argument for me and her getting back together. 489 00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:38,835 - Ah. - And she didn't... 490 00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:40,751 - So you weren't just... - No. 491 00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:42,432 Offering to look after the baby? 492 00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:44,278 I thought it would be good for Lawrence. 493 00:23:44,360 --> 00:23:46,999 - Obviously. - With his parents back together, but... 494 00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:48,069 Hmm. 495 00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:51,348 And none of it should have happened. 496 00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:54,271 That's the tragedy. 497 00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:57,668 Bloody Judith. 498 00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:00,029 I didn't know she was an alcoholic. 499 00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:02,149 Not when it started. 500 00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:04,712 And then when I realised it was too late. 501 00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:06,349 Caroline had found out. 502 00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:09,829 Isn't it odd? 503 00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:14,790 How one ridiculous mistake... 504 00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:17,193 Can change so much. 505 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:22,149 I've got an idea. 506 00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:26,952 But Simon, I have to say, 507 00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:30,875 I think it would be more interesting if we more have a tribal thing going on. 508 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:33,952 Like some sort of Aztec-y name like, 509 00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:35,992 Baranatawatoo. 510 00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:38,674 Or something like, Mexiculpec, 511 00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:40,871 or, Quezticultel. 512 00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:42,998 - (KNOCK ON THE DOOR) - Oh, the door. 513 00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:44,509 It was more a sort of, 514 00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:47,280 Lea, Han Solo thing, you know, 515 00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:48,713 "I love you." "I know." 516 00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:50,836 And then he goes off and sacrifices himself. 517 00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:52,555 Hi. 518 00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:54,591 I'm just... Simon, can I give you a ring back? 519 00:24:55,360 --> 00:24:56,839 Terrific, will do. 520 00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:58,514 In a bit. Ta-ta. 521 00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:00,039 - John. - Greg, how are things? 522 00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:01,639 Good, good, good. 523 00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:04,073 - Just thought I... - Oh, she's at work. 524 00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:05,195 Bossing everyone around. 525 00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:07,589 I shouldn't say that. Slapped wrist. 526 00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:10,274 Yeah, I know, but she can be a bit... 527 00:25:10,360 --> 00:25:12,316 But we love her. 528 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,709 I came to see you, actually. 529 00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:16,389 Okay. 530 00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:19,076 - Sorry, were you? - Oh, it's Simon. 531 00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:20,513 He's my partner, my work partner. 532 00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:22,670 Not me, I'm not... Not that... 533 00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:25,115 Neither is he, not that it would matter, 534 00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:27,475 if we were, either of us. 535 00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:30,950 Although, I don't think I'd fancy him even if I was. 536 00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:32,629 Or vice-versa. 537 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:34,952 But, no, he writes the scripts. 538 00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:36,275 And I do the illustrations. 539 00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:40,713 - Wow. - Yeah, we're very collaborative. 540 00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:43,033 I tell him what I think, 541 00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:44,269 he ignores me, 542 00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:45,714 it works quite well. 543 00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:50,956 Go through. What am I saying? 544 00:25:52,120 --> 00:25:54,076 It's your house. Well, it was. 545 00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:56,556 See, can't open my mouth without putting my foot in it. 546 00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:58,551 I think I've had too much caffeine. 547 00:25:58,640 --> 00:25:59,629 That's the danger. 548 00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:00,789 You get so involved 549 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:04,111 you don't always realise how many cafetieres you've gone through. 550 00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:07,037 Look, Flora, look who it is. 551 00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:08,712 It's Uncle John. (LAUGHS) 552 00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:15,588 Although, you're kind of her half step-dad? 553 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,036 If Lawrence is her step-brother, 554 00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:19,998 are you, aren't you? (LAUGHS) 555 00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:21,873 I don't know, can you do that? 556 00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:25,715 Can you have a dad and half step-dad? 557 00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:27,109 Probably not. 558 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:30,068 Because you and Caroline are divorced. 559 00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:31,629 So, 560 00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:34,239 I don't know what I'm talking about. 561 00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:36,469 (BABY CRYING) 562 00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:39,954 I brought lunch. 563 00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:47,871 You're kidding me, so he insinuated himself. 564 00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:49,791 They've been having lunch together, 565 00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:52,838 and trips out with Flora and all sorts 566 00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:56,913 for a week or two before you twigged on, apparently. 567 00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:58,229 (BABY CRYING) 568 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:02,155 What are you doing here? 569 00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:03,275 Oh, Greg asked me. 570 00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:06,477 I was passing and he had to go to a meeting in Manchester. 571 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,752 - And he was going to take Flora. - Greg did? 572 00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:10,869 To Manchester? 573 00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:12,789 He never told me. 574 00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:14,677 No, that's the thing, he forgot. 575 00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:18,471 And so I said, "Well look, why don't I look after Flora for few hours?" 576 00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:20,915 And he thought you'd be fine with that. 577 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:25,712 And you just happened to be passing. 578 00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:27,069 Yeah. 579 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:28,189 And she's fine. 580 00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:30,272 She's absolutely fine. We went to the park, 581 00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:31,389 and looked at the geese, 582 00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:33,198 and we had a conversation about Derrida 583 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:34,948 and deconstructionism. 584 00:27:35,360 --> 00:27:38,318 Yes, yes we did. 585 00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:41,038 I made a lasagne, it's in the oven. 586 00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:43,830 And there's some salad and couple bottles of wine. 587 00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:49,437 LAWRENCE: That is so... Wow. 588 00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:51,916 That bit, when they finally catch up with Vex, 589 00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:53,559 and he tells him the plan, 590 00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:54,789 and they're like, "When are you going to do it?" 591 00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:56,229 And he says, 592 00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:58,788 "I already have," and then all the bombs go off. 593 00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:02,270 That took ages. That whole attack on the flashpoint city. 594 00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:05,392 - It's like the biggest... - Isn't that like Watchmen? 595 00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:07,910 The inversion on the villain monologuing cliché 596 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,228 where it turns out they've already done it? 597 00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:11,390 Is that? Have you read Watchmen? 598 00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:12,869 When did you read Watchmen? 599 00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:15,357 When it came out, in the '80s. 600 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,911 Well, yeah, that's what we were going for. 601 00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:20,111 Beautiful, beautiful illustrations. 602 00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:25,229 You're going travelling, Caroline? 603 00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:27,832 Oh, I was thinking later in the summer, 604 00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:29,751 when my mum and Alan go off to Australia. 605 00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:33,439 I wondered about taking Flora over to New York to see Jennica. 606 00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:38,476 Ooh, aeroplanes! (LAUGHS) 607 00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:41,356 Hey, it's half past 6:00. 608 00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:42,954 Three days in a row. 609 00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:44,789 No colic. 610 00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:50,712 GILLIAN: He just wanted to be a part of your life again. 611 00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:53,155 So, it's like, if you can't beat Greg, 612 00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:55,271 join him and prove how invaluable you are. 613 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:56,389 Okay. 614 00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:58,391 That's mad, but what's it got to do with all this? 615 00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:01,558 Now. You shilly-shallying about turning up at the wedding. 616 00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:03,388 I thought you meant you two... 617 00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:05,755 Yeah, well, just after that, that was when the... 618 00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:08,149 Thing happened. 619 00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:11,429 What thing? 620 00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:13,828 Well... 621 00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:17,399 Okay. All right. 622 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,228 Shit. 623 00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:20,709 Whoa! 624 00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:23,356 - Idiot! Did you see that? - (CAR HORN) 625 00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:25,510 Jerk. You tosser! 626 00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:28,319 CAROLINE: Oh, hang on. 627 00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:30,554 ALAN: Is summat up? 628 00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:41,395 (ALAN GROANS) 629 00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:44,630 - Oh, my God. - That's all we need. 630 00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:47,952 We can only be 10 minutes from the hotel. 631 00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:49,871 We just need to ring someone up to come and fetch us. 632 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,116 - No signal. - No. Neither have I. 633 00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:56,710 We should have gone through Halifax instead of coming over tops. 634 00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:57,835 Yeah. 635 00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:00,515 - Okay. Well... - Yeah. 636 00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:02,873 - This is a sign. - What is? 637 00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:05,111 From God. That I shouldn't turn up. 638 00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:06,275 Oh. 639 00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:09,398 I think, between us, we can change a wheel in 10 minutes. 640 00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:11,189 And they're expecting us 641 00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:12,872 to be a little bit late anyway, aren't they? 642 00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:15,235 - ALAN: Yes, that's... Yeah, true. - So. 643 00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:19,671 He's not changing a wheel. You're not changing a wheel. 644 00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:20,909 You've got a heart condition. 645 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,116 Where's the manual? I can read instructions. 646 00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:24,428 In the glove compartment. 647 00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:28,078 You realise we're gonna get covered in 648 00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:30,954 cack and goo and grease 649 00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:33,349 - and general shite. - Yeah. 650 00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:36,152 But we're not just standing here. 651 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,878 They'll all start crying. Would you like some champagne? 652 00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:42,276 Cheese. How fascinating. 653 00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:43,549 Yeah. 654 00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:47,433 I'm Gillian's step-mother. 655 00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:49,149 Cool, cool. 656 00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:53,434 So you've only known her a few months then, 657 00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:55,158 well, since she's been working at Patterson's. 658 00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:56,719 No. No... 659 00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:58,879 Me and Gillian go way back. 660 00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:00,788 Oh, do you? 661 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,513 In what capacity? 662 00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:18,509 (SIGHING) 663 00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:22,635 So what's this thing then, that happened? 664 00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:25,789 It's wonderful. 665 00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:28,590 Well, potentially, it's wonderful. 666 00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:30,154 You see... (SIGHING) 667 00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:31,515 I don't know. 668 00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:32,635 Even though she has... 669 00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:34,395 come out of the closet, 670 00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:36,596 I don't know that she wouldn't, you know. 671 00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:39,718 I mean, we were married for 18 years. 672 00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:42,439 We had sex for 18 years. She can't... 673 00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:44,789 I mean... 674 00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:47,070 She must be bisexual. Really. 675 00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:49,318 Mustn't she? 676 00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:51,550 So, if she can see that I'm there, 677 00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:54,148 I'm around, I'm part of the team, part of the gang... 678 00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:56,518 You know? Who knows? 679 00:31:57,800 --> 00:31:59,631 Eventually, she might, you know, think... 680 00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:02,788 "Actually..." (SIGHING) "He's all right." 681 00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:05,717 I mean, she married me once. 682 00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:09,233 Why is it too optimistic to imagine she might 683 00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:10,435 wanna do it again? 684 00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:15,678 - You all right? - Yeah. 685 00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:18,352 No, you're not. What's the matter? 686 00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:21,189 Oh. 687 00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:24,113 - What? - Don't know. 688 00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:28,194 You going on about her like... 689 00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:30,475 Like... 690 00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:36,548 You used to come over to see me. 691 00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:40,229 Now, you come over just to go on about her. 692 00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:44,389 I thought you didn't... 693 00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:46,989 You weren't interested in me any more. 694 00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:49,957 I thought we were just friends. 695 00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:56,755 I don't know if me marrying Robbie is the right thing. 696 00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:01,315 Why? 697 00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:03,673 Just me. 698 00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:08,157 I sometimes think, you know, that day... 699 00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:09,959 When you both proposed to me. 700 00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:11,629 I sometimes... 701 00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:14,035 (WHISPERING) I don't know. 702 00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:16,675 What? 703 00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:19,948 Well, I wonder if I chose... 704 00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:22,515 Chose the... 705 00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:27,350 Chose the wrong person. 706 00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:31,753 I mean, I know, you're a... 707 00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:34,999 bit of a one, and that Robbie's probably, 708 00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:36,308 very good for me, 709 00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:37,995 but... 710 00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:40,470 I don't know if that's enough. 711 00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:43,753 I mean, I think, sometimes 712 00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:45,832 you need a bit of madness in your life. 713 00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:51,109 GILLIAN: Ah... 714 00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:52,789 (HORN HONKING) 715 00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:54,639 (SHEEP BLEATING) 716 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,434 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. 717 00:33:58,520 --> 00:33:59,794 - Sorry, sorry, sorry. - Ooh. 718 00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:02,434 - Sorry. - Quick. 719 00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:05,310 I knew it was a mistake before anything even happened. 720 00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:08,515 It was why I wanted to do it in the first place that haunts me. 721 00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:11,797 So, his plan was thinking that I'd have him back? 722 00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:13,429 That is... 723 00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:15,671 I think it still is, 'cause obviously, after that, 724 00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:16,954 I had to send him packing again. 725 00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:19,714 - That is so misguided. - Mmm. 726 00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:21,029 (PANTING) So hang on. 727 00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:22,633 So you've shagged 728 00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:25,510 Ollie and John in the last... 729 00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:27,439 It was more of a fumble with John. 730 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:29,752 - The logistics were a bit... - Okay. 731 00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:32,630 - But yeah. - Okay. This is impossible. 732 00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:34,475 Is it? 733 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,468 Easier to screw them on in the factory with the pneumatic thingy. 734 00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:40,112 You need to stand on the lever. 735 00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:41,435 Shift over. I'll do it. 736 00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:43,112 No! We're keeping you clean. 737 00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:47,598 - Stand on it? - Yeah. 738 00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:49,355 (SIGHS) 739 00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:53,078 Yeah. Then you got your whole weight. 740 00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:54,635 (CAROLINE HUFFING) 741 00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:56,393 Then you need to jump up and down a bit. 742 00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:58,232 - (LEVER CREAKING) - GILLIAN: That's it. 743 00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:02,548 (SIGHING) 744 00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:05,998 - Is it shifting? - (CLANKING) 745 00:35:06,240 --> 00:35:07,309 CAROLINE: Yeah. 746 00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:08,469 (CREAKING) 747 00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:12,596 CAROLINE: Oh, shit! Ugh. 748 00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:14,469 Yeah, but it worked. 749 00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:16,278 It's worked. Look. The... 750 00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:18,072 There's just the other four to loosen now. 751 00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:19,514 Oh, shit. (SIGHING) 752 00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:21,559 You're doing really well. 753 00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:23,832 I get covered in crap every day. 754 00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:25,558 It's a matter of course, and it's not that bad. 755 00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:26,869 Honestly, it's just, 756 00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:28,434 it's just horse shit, that. 757 00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:31,075 It's nice. It's friendly. It's good for you. 758 00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:32,389 They're not carnivorous. 759 00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:34,232 - So, you know, it could be worse. - (SIGHING) 760 00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:36,033 It's just grass. It's... 761 00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:39,358 It's grass and bacteria, really. You're a chemist. 762 00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:41,671 Oh, no. 763 00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:43,628 Okay! Let me... 764 00:35:43,720 --> 00:35:45,312 No! No! You stand back. 765 00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:48,959 One of is gonna get there looking decent, and obviously... 766 00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:50,629 It isn't gonna be me. 767 00:35:50,720 --> 00:35:51,869 Are you all right? 768 00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:53,712 - (CAROLINE SIGHING) - She's fine. 769 00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:55,473 One day... 770 00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,276 We'll look back at this and laugh. 771 00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:00,719 Or not, possibly. 772 00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:04,709 Were those shoes very expensive? 773 00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:07,555 You don't think it's going to rain, do you? 774 00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:08,868 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 775 00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:12,595 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 776 00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:19,792 None of them is answering their phones. 777 00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:21,909 (SIGHING) 778 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,309 - They must be stuck in traffic. - But it's 10 past... 779 00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:26,759 It's past 10 past 11:00. 780 00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:29,435 Oh, we knew they might be a bit late though, didn't we? 781 00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:30,629 Did we? 782 00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:34,118 You're surely not worried she's changed her mind? 783 00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:35,589 I wouldn't put it past her. 784 00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:37,395 Don't be daft. 785 00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:39,352 Are you drinking too much, Robbie? 786 00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:41,432 I just want to get on with it, Celia. 787 00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:43,429 I've got a banging headache. 788 00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:45,676 Well, Robbie, brandy's not gonna cure that. 789 00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:47,314 She'd better not have changed her mind, 790 00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:48,833 'cause you know, two can play at that game. 791 00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:51,153 Can they? 792 00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:52,309 (SIGHING) 793 00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:54,754 So, is it true? 794 00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:55,955 Who told you that? 795 00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:58,669 The little thingy over there, with the baby, Ellie. 796 00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:00,634 Ah, okay. 797 00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:02,718 You paid Harry's costs. 798 00:37:04,240 --> 00:37:06,674 - Well. - £46,000. 799 00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:08,393 - Does it matter? - (SIGHING) 800 00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:10,830 (WHISPERING) You don't know these people. 801 00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:13,958 (CHUCKLING) I mean, God! You spent 10 grand on this. 802 00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:17,120 I felt sorry for him, and... 803 00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:18,992 I thought it might make Alan a little bit more, 804 00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:20,274 you know, a little bit less 805 00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:22,033 ill-disposed towards me. 806 00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:23,599 - And did it? - No. 807 00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:26,196 He accused me of trying to suck up to his friends. 808 00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:27,918 Well, you had better not tell my father 809 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,116 that you have undermined his authority. 810 00:37:30,240 --> 00:37:33,550 No, I'm gonna tell your father anything I like, it's my money. Yeah. 811 00:37:33,720 --> 00:37:36,996 Sorry, Richard. I paid this 75-year-old man's costs for him, 812 00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:39,674 because your ruling meant he wouldn't have a roof over his head. 813 00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:40,989 FELICITY: He damaged the lock. 814 00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:44,158 People were inconvenienced for weeks. 815 00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:45,675 He was drunk. 816 00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:47,876 It was an accident. 817 00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:49,793 (GUESTS CHEERING) 818 00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:55,517 GILLIAN: (SIGHING) Yeah. She had to changed the wheel. 819 00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:57,469 CELIA: How did that happen? 820 00:37:57,560 --> 00:37:59,232 ROBBIE: Talk about being fashionably late. 821 00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:01,038 - I know it's a woman's prerogative... - A puncture? 822 00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:02,348 Yeah, right up on tops. 823 00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:04,630 Above Wainstalls, we couldn't get a signal. 824 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,116 I started to think that you'd changed your mind. 825 00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:09,469 You've been drinking? 826 00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:10,795 Hair of the dog. 827 00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:13,588 Are you all right? 828 00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:16,513 Yeah, I'm fine. I changed a wheel. It's no big deal. 829 00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:17,794 What have you done with your shoe? 830 00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:21,277 I think we might need a few minutes to freshen ourselves up a bit. 831 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,917 Is there someone's bedroom or a bathroom we can use? 832 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,468 This whole thing needs to have got started like 20 minutes since. 833 00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:28,879 £10,000. They can hang on. 834 00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:31,155 The registrar's got another do to get to. 835 00:38:31,240 --> 00:38:32,832 Yes, well, I need a wee. 836 00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:35,753 Some sympathy, actually, might not go amiss. 837 00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:37,954 You're lucky we're here. 838 00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:42,630 - Caroline. Come on. - (ROBBIE SIGHING) 839 00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:46,035 (BURPING) 840 00:39:03,240 --> 00:39:04,719 There was something else. 841 00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:05,915 What? 842 00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:08,474 It was weird. 843 00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:11,118 - What was? - Yesterday. 844 00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:15,154 Robbie, before he set off up here to his stag do. 845 00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:16,669 (SIGHING) 846 00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:18,512 I'll be off in the next few minutes. 847 00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:19,954 I was just coming to say ta-ra. 848 00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:23,469 Have fun. 849 00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:25,949 Don't overdo it. 850 00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:30,311 There was something I wanted to say. 851 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,399 To tell you before... 852 00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:34,588 Before... 853 00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:36,274 Before tomorrow. 854 00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:38,155 What? 855 00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:43,312 What? 856 00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:46,119 (SIGHING) You know that night a couple of months ago, 857 00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:48,673 when you told me about our Eddie. 858 00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:51,319 That he used to knock you about. 859 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,035 Yeah. 860 00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:54,509 Well... 861 00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:58,235 I knew. 862 00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:00,475 I knew he did. 863 00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:02,755 And I'm sorry. 864 00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:06,392 I'm sorry I pretended that... 865 00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:08,279 I didn't know, 'cause I did know. 866 00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:10,749 Right. 867 00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:14,471 I should have done something, and I didn't, 868 00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:16,357 because he was me brother. 869 00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:20,756 And then when you told me that night, 870 00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:22,829 I couldn't... 871 00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:25,837 I pretended like I'd never known. 872 00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:28,795 It was cowardly. 873 00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:32,389 I was a coward, and I'm sorry. 874 00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:36,672 Okay. 875 00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:39,194 You see, that's why 876 00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:41,518 when he died, and I... 877 00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:45,589 When you were arrested and questioned. 878 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:49,035 What? 879 00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:54,992 That's why I was convinced that you'd done something to him, 880 00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:58,309 because I knew what you were having to put up with. 881 00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:01,795 And I feel like I've been living with a lie. 882 00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:03,475 (SIGHING) 883 00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:05,118 Some kind of deceit. 884 00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:07,511 If I married you knowing that 885 00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:09,868 and not saying anything. 886 00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:12,154 So I've said it. 887 00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:15,349 I knew. 888 00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:17,997 I knew, and I did nothing, 889 00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:20,269 and I'm sorry. 890 00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:23,675 I'm ashamed. 891 00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:27,269 Oh. 892 00:41:27,720 --> 00:41:28,914 So if... 893 00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:32,795 If I had... 894 00:41:33,720 --> 00:41:34,755 ...killed him, 895 00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:38,352 would you have blamed me? 896 00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:44,675 I lived in terror every day for years. 897 00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:46,874 Terror for my life. 898 00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:50,556 My sanity. And with a child to look after in the middle of it all. 899 00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:52,349 And there were times, 900 00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:55,591 and I know how much he loved Raff, but there were times when... 901 00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:58,716 I lived in fear of what he might do to him. 902 00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:01,271 - But he was ill. - He was mad. 903 00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:03,114 That's what I meant. 904 00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:06,269 So... 905 00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:08,593 Could you have blamed me? 906 00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:11,589 If I had? 907 00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:15,709 No. 908 00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:19,075 No. 909 00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:21,918 But you didn't, did you? 910 00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:24,119 (SIGHING) Thank God. 911 00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:27,798 "Because murder is murder," 912 00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:29,715 he said. 913 00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:32,588 (SNIFFLING) 914 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:34,149 And that was it. 915 00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:38,358 I said I was glad he told me. 916 00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:40,309 And that was it. 917 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:44,117 Which is why I don't think I can go through with it. 918 00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:47,949 It wasn't all the other stuff, that was just... 919 00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:50,358 Excuses. Rubbish. 920 00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:53,389 You see, 921 00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:56,279 I've always imagined, 922 00:42:57,240 --> 00:42:58,355 in some... 923 00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:02,158 mad, alternative universe, 924 00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:04,996 that one day, I could tell him the truth, 925 00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:08,079 and he would understand. 926 00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:10,994 And he'd forgive me. 927 00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:14,314 But now, I know 928 00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:17,510 that he never would, ever. 929 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:20,115 He's a copper. 930 00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:21,515 It's how he thinks. 931 00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:25,955 I'm sorry. I should have told you that in the first place, before we set off. 932 00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:28,077 That's why I couldn't come out of the bathroom. 933 00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:31,832 I couldn't say it, so I came out with all that other shit. 934 00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:36,269 Wow. 935 00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:37,835 Yeah. 936 00:43:42,720 --> 00:43:44,517 But if you pulled out now, 937 00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:47,354 what reason would you give him? 938 00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:49,433 Ollie, John. 939 00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:52,711 Gary paying for everything, 940 00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:54,950 me being bulldozed into stuff. 941 00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:58,592 Or I could say I was upset about what he told me. 942 00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:02,918 The he knew Eddie knocked me about, and he did nothing. 943 00:44:03,240 --> 00:44:04,275 (SIGHING) 944 00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:07,074 I don't know what to say. 945 00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:08,878 (SIGHING) I should've listened to you. 946 00:44:12,240 --> 00:44:14,390 It was wrong. I should never have got involved with him. 947 00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:16,155 You were right. 948 00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:19,435 - You were right. - I don't know what to say. 949 00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:22,679 You've been a really good friend, and I've just... 950 00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:24,398 dumped a load of crap on you. 951 00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:26,158 - As usual. - Oh, don't worry about that. 952 00:44:26,240 --> 00:44:28,549 It's fine. It's what friends are for. It's just, I... 953 00:44:29,720 --> 00:44:30,789 (SIGHING) 954 00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:32,359 I don't know what to say. 955 00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:38,714 (SIGHING) 956 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:41,194 (SNIFFLING) 957 00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:45,508 (SIGHING) 958 00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:49,068 On the other hand... 959 00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:53,110 He's such a nice man, and he's had such a... 960 00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:55,548 rubbish life. 961 00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:57,756 He was orphaned. His brother got murdered. 962 00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:01,159 Died, and now... 963 00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:05,316 (SIGHING) How could I think of standing him up 964 00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:07,197 at the altar in front of all his friends? 965 00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:09,678 Wouldn't that be worse? 966 00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:11,830 Now we've got this far. 967 00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:14,115 You know... 968 00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:17,871 You can always get divorced. 969 00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:19,429 Afterwards. 970 00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:24,035 Yeah. 971 00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:31,398 - (SNIFFLING) - (SIGHING) 972 00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:33,319 I look ridiculous. 973 00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:37,429 Yes, you do. 974 00:45:38,720 --> 00:45:41,314 I, Gillian Allison Greenwood, 975 00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:43,389 take you, 976 00:45:43,720 --> 00:45:45,597 Robert Michael Greenwood, 977 00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:47,798 - (BREATHING HEAVILY) - To be my husband, 978 00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:50,633 - (BUCKET CLANGING) - (WHISPERING) Bucket. 979 00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:52,154 Thanks. 980 00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:00,308 To have and to hold 981 00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:02,073 from this day forward 982 00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:04,234 for better, for worse, 983 00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:06,273 for richer, for poorer, 984 00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:10,314 in sickness and in... 985 00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:12,277 - (VOMITING) - (ALL EXCLAIMING) 986 00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:15,795 - (LAUGHING) - (ROBBIE SPLUTTERING) 987 00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:26,793 (PANTING) Sorry. 988 00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:28,949 Sorry. 989 00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:30,915 Sorry. 990 00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:32,349 (ROBBIE PANTING) 991 00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:35,559 - No problem. - (PANTING) 992 00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:37,075 I do think it's flu. 993 00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:38,759 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 994 00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:41,270 It's not like I'm somebody who can't take a drink. 995 00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:42,755 No. 996 00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:45,314 To love and to cherish. 997 00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:55,038 To love and to cherish 998 00:46:56,520 --> 00:46:57,919 till death us do part. 999 00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:04,398 (GUESTS LAUGHING) 1000 00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:13,715 - Hi. - Hello, lad. 1001 00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:15,599 - Alan. - How do? 1002 00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:17,711 - Nice to see you. - Is it? 1003 00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:20,675 - How are things? - Oh, fair to middling. 1004 00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:25,077 Well, you got here, anyway, so... (CHUCKLING) 1005 00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:26,354 Yeah, looks like it. 1006 00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:28,275 You look very dapper. 1007 00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:29,989 What does he want? 1008 00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:31,399 - Oh. - GARY: Okay, I... 1009 00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:32,754 GARY: What I want... 1010 00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:36,513 I wanted to you properly about what happened. 1011 00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:40,230 I wanted us to try and find a better way of dealing with things. 1012 00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:42,159 I'm just gonna... 1013 00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:44,593 Go see if Robbie's all right. 1014 00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:47,599 (SIGHING) Really? 1015 00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:50,876 GARY: One thing I did want to say was, 1016 00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:52,788 I think that 1017 00:47:53,720 --> 00:47:55,073 you might have been right, 1018 00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:57,799 what you said about me wanting to lash out. 1019 00:47:58,040 --> 00:48:00,554 Maybe I did. Maybe there was something in it. 1020 00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:02,710 I didn't that was when you said it, but, 1021 00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:06,190 these things aren't always obvious even to ourselves, you know, but... 1022 00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:08,958 Well, you're right, I realised. 1023 00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:10,388 There are things I'm angry about. 1024 00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:14,871 And a lot of it, probably, is irrational, 1025 00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:18,200 but that doesn't always make it any easier to deal with. 1026 00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:19,838 Actually, it probably makes it harder, 1027 00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:20,989 'cause you keep on finding yourself 1028 00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:23,719 going round in these silly little circles, and that's just... 1029 00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:28,790 That's stupid and irritating and annoying. 1030 00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:33,515 Like for instance, I keep wanting to say 1031 00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:37,392 "Didn't it ever occur to you to find out 1032 00:48:37,720 --> 00:48:40,075 "if my mother was pregnant before you just wrote her off?" 1033 00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:42,636 I didn't just write her off. 1034 00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:44,836 I know you didn't just write her off, 1035 00:48:45,240 --> 00:48:46,389 probably wasn't like that at all. 1036 00:48:46,480 --> 00:48:47,833 I tried to find her. 1037 00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:50,478 I stayed behind after 5:00. 1038 00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:53,554 Went through all the filing cabinets looking for an address. 1039 00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:55,678 I asked questions as well as I could. 1040 00:48:56,240 --> 00:48:58,959 Without arousing anyone's suspicions. 1041 00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:01,349 I felt terrible when she just disappeared. 1042 00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:05,159 You see, I do know all that. I can imagine all that. 1043 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:10,039 But then, there are so many what ifs and whys that haunt you, 1044 00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:12,759 and I'm not normally like that, I'm normally someone who can just get on. 1045 00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:14,549 But, 1046 00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:16,075 it's been a shock. 1047 00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:21,595 And... I'm sorry if I've not handled it very well. 1048 00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:27,989 Well, for what it's worth, 1049 00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:30,913 I think you've both handled it very well on the whole. 1050 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,309 I mean, it was never going to be easy, was it? 1051 00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:42,558 Maybe, when you get back from New Zealand and Australia, 1052 00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:45,509 we could have lunch? 1053 00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:47,234 Together, the three of us? 1054 00:49:50,240 --> 00:49:52,151 I'll leave you to it. 1055 00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:02,829 What do you think? 1056 00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:05,913 I want nothing to do with him. 1057 00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:07,269 Oh. 1058 00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:08,998 This isn't like you, 1059 00:50:09,720 --> 00:50:11,995 to be so pig-headed about something. 1060 00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:13,274 Yeah, well. 1061 00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:15,430 But it changes people, a thing like that. 1062 00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:18,751 I don't want to be constantly reminded by him 1063 00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:22,158 about that regrettable part of my life. 1064 00:50:22,360 --> 00:50:26,069 No, I know, but to be fair, it isn't his fault, is it? 1065 00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:28,878 I do think he's trying. 1066 00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:30,632 Oh, yes. He's very trying. 1067 00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:34,237 Give him another chance. 1068 00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:35,834 Why should I? 1069 00:50:36,160 --> 00:50:38,310 Kids are allowed to make mistakes. 1070 00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:39,993 He's not a kid. 1071 00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:43,637 They're all our kids, aren't they? 1072 00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:44,954 One way or another. 1073 00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:48,553 And we're the oldest. 1074 00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:51,354 Shouldn't we try to be bigger about things? 1075 00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:53,591 What, like you are with Caroline? 1076 00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:56,229 (SIGHING) 1077 00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:58,351 I know I'm not perfect. 1078 00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:02,995 There's two more over there you've not met, 1079 00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:04,679 Matilda and Rowena. 1080 00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:06,876 - (KISSING SOUND) - CELIA: Gary's girls. 1081 00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:11,594 Mmm. 1082 00:51:12,720 --> 00:51:13,948 Right. Here we go. 1083 00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:17,589 What? 1084 00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:21,192 He wants to upgrade our flights to first class, 1085 00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:24,230 you know, as a gesture, to say sorry. 1086 00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:27,628 And I know you think he's flashy with his money, 1087 00:51:27,720 --> 00:51:30,518 but I, for one, would like to say yes, 1088 00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:33,635 'cause it's a bloody long way to Auckland. 1089 00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:46,031 I'm gonna go home and get changed and come back. 1090 00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:47,838 There's no point hanging around looking like this. 1091 00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:51,153 I'm taking Flora. Then, Greg can relax and enjoy himself. 1092 00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:58,156 Thank you for today. 1093 00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:00,039 I'm sorry. I'm such a... 1094 00:52:01,640 --> 00:52:02,789 Liability. 1095 00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:04,475 Never a dull moment, eh? 1096 00:52:04,560 --> 00:52:05,675 (SIGHING) 1097 00:52:06,240 --> 00:52:08,913 How long you gonna be? 'Cause we've got a taxi picking us up at 2:00. 1098 00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:11,874 - Our flight's at 20 past 5:00. - Really? 1099 00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:13,473 - Yep. - Today? 1100 00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:14,949 Good planning, hey? 1101 00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:16,189 I thought you were going tomorrow. 1102 00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:17,594 No, no, no. 1103 00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:19,591 The sooner I can get away from this, the better. 1104 00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:21,194 Okay, well. 1105 00:52:22,760 --> 00:52:23,829 Have fun. 1106 00:52:24,720 --> 00:52:26,517 And you. Both of you. 1107 00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:28,229 New York. 1108 00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:29,912 - (COOING) - GILLIAN: When you going? 1109 00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:31,235 Monday. 1110 00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:32,833 Same day they fly off to Australia. 1111 00:52:33,560 --> 00:52:34,993 Wow. 1112 00:52:36,040 --> 00:52:38,713 Aren't we all a bunch of jetsetters? 1113 00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:40,552 (SIGHING) Okay, well... 1114 00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,070 You have fun too, and I'll see you when you get back. 1115 00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:47,068 Thanks. Bet you will. 1116 00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:50,309 I'll ring you. 1117 00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:08,508 - I'm coming back. - (BABY COOING) 1118 00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:22,909 (CAROLINE SIGHING) 1119 00:53:23,240 --> 00:53:25,071 There's no point staying there, not looking like this. 1120 00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:31,509 Anyway, I just kept thinking about the day we got married. 1121 00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:32,794 It's all we had. 1122 00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:34,435 One day. 1123 00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:38,593 That one day, and I spent most of it being angry with my mother. 1124 00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:41,909 (SIGHING) 1125 00:53:43,720 --> 00:53:44,994 Greg's been great. 1126 00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:48,312 Glad he persuaded me to ring him. 1127 00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:53,594 Well, I've kept meaning to tell you I wouldn't be without her. 1128 00:53:57,480 --> 00:53:59,277 It's been tough, but... 1129 00:54:02,880 --> 00:54:04,029 I love her. 1130 00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:07,996 I love her so much. (SOBBING) 1131 00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:09,991 I love her more and more every day. 1132 00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:13,238 (SNIFFLING) Couldn't imagine life without her, not now. 1133 00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:15,158 I just wish you were... (SOBBING) 1134 00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:17,195 Here to... 1135 00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:24,597 I wish you were here. 1136 00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:34,157 I've got to go. 1137 00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:39,554 (SIGHING) 1138 00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:48,837 I know. 1139 00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:10,592 She said, "No, I've got two of them at home!" 1140 00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:12,352 (ALL LAUGHING) 1141 00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:24,193 Really? 1142 00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:33,393 - Sorry, excuse me. - No problem. 1143 00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:36,349 - Hello. - Er, Celia... 1144 00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:39,878 says that you want to upgrade our flights, and... 1145 00:55:40,160 --> 00:55:42,628 I'd say it's very generous of you, and... 1146 00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:47,870 We'd like to say thank you and take you up on it. 1147 00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:49,395 Really? 1148 00:55:50,840 --> 00:55:52,068 And you're right. 1149 00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:54,072 We should have lunch when we get back. 1150 00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:57,914 We should try and... 1151 00:55:58,000 --> 00:55:59,479 find a way forward. 1152 00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:02,989 I'm... 1153 00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:05,757 I'm really pleased. 1154 00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:10,836 - All right. - (LAUGHING) All right. 1155 00:56:21,120 --> 00:56:23,236 What have you offered to pay for this time? 1156 00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:32,959 (INAUDIBLE) 1157 00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:36,555 - (LAUGHING) - Go, go, go. 1158 00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:38,676 (SHRIEKING) 1159 00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:43,194 I've been wondering. 1160 00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:46,268 When you get your results, before you go off to Leeds, 1161 00:56:48,160 --> 00:56:49,639 (SIGHING)... perhaps, 1162 00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:52,594 we should get married. 1163 00:56:56,960 --> 00:56:57,995 (CHUCKLING) 1164 00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:00,672 You think Gary'll fork out for us? 1165 00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:02,634 No. 1166 00:57:08,080 --> 00:57:09,195 Well done. 1167 00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:12,874 Anything for you, Mrs Buttershaw. 1168 00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:20,511 You can't put a price on avoiding deep vein thrombosis. 1169 00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:22,517 No. 1170 00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:25,754 (LAUGHING) 1171 00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:40,205 Ripped By mstoll