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We're gonna have orchids
in all the pews, right?
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Because orchids are Donna's favorite
flowers, and she's my favorite flower.
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Ha ha! We real cute.
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Of course there
are gonna be orchids.
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Do you think this is my first
time working a side job
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as a wedding planner
for a former co-worker?
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- No?
- I'm so sorry.
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I mostly have my rage
problem under control,
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but planning is
very stressful.
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Please avoid my trigger words,
"flowers," "schedule," "vows,"
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"bride," "groom," "food,"
"love," "happy," "church,"
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"event," "wedding,"
and "Craig."
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I am so sorry, Craig.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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April, walk with me.
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So I chose you as my
Maid of Honor because
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you've become one
of my best friends,
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- And I love you like a sister.
- Ew.
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But also because
you're tough.
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My family arrives tonight.
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I know. And they're all set
with their welcome bags,
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and I told your brother LeVondrious
that he is not welcome.
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Good, but still, there's gonna
be 28 Meagles in one room,
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which means
there's gonna be drama.
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I will handle everything.
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I actually care whether you're having
a good time and are happy. It's weird.
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The Meagles are a cold-blooded
crew of judgmental grudge-holders.
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My cousin Winnie once forgot to use
a coaster at my grandpa's house,
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and he wrote her
out of his will.
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The last four Meagle family Pictionary
tournaments ended at the hospital.
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Legally, no more than
three Meagles are allowed
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on an international
flight together.
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But they give great gifts.
Gotta get that flatware.
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[triumphant music]
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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Tommy, I was at the nail salon
and I picked up some geranium hand cream.
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- Do you wanna try it?
- Uh, yes. Warm it up, please.
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Oh, that smells nice.
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I'm just gonna go and make sure
everything is set for tonight, okay?
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- All right, see you later.
- See you, Ron.
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I've always liked that Lucy.
Glad things are going well.
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Better than well.
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And guess what I have
planned for tonight?
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- No.
- As Donna's Butler of Honor,
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I'm going all out.
Baby blue brocade.
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As a surprise, I got
a matching dress for Lucy.
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And do you believe Lucy will
be happy with this gift?
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100%!
We're so in sync.
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I finally feel like
I'm with the person
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I'm gonna be with forever.
I'd marry her tomorrow.
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Bully for you, son. More importantly,
do you have tri-tip for tonight?
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Because if not
I brought my own.
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I love weddings.
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Good food, the celebration of romantic
love, and most of all, churches.
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Say what you will about
organized religion,
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those bastards knew how to
construct an edifice.
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[kids screaming]
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Okay, monsters.
[claps]
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Mommy and Daddy have to pack
because we are going to a hotel.
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But Roz is gonna
stay here with you.
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Yeah, and we are going
to have so much fun.
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We're gonna play games,
we're gonna color,
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maybe we're gonna even sit
quietly for 30 seconds.
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Do you think I could
have 30 seconds?
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- That's all.
- She's fading.
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Roz, Roz, hey, hey,
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you are a wonderful nanny.
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- Oh.
- You're tough, and strong,
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and you're an excellent
caretaker for our children.
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Yeah, every time you come to our
house we are so happy to see you.
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I love you more than Ben.
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I do.
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If Ben left me, I would be sad,
but I would get through it.
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But if you left me,
I would never recover.
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Thanks. That helps.
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I'm so used to packing for them
I almost put in diapers for myself.
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[on television] Incoming call.
Jen Barkley.
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Jen Barkley is calling again.
She is relentless.
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Jen is a powerful
political operative.
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Don't you even want to know
what she has to say?
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She'll just say what she
always says, which is,
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"Leslie, would you consider running for
state senate or Congress?" And I'll say,
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"Jen, thank you very much,
that's very flattering,
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but I love my job, and I get to
do it for the entire country."
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The whole world is my park.
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Besides, our lives are so
chaotic we can't run a campaign.
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Well, if you really wanted
to do it, we'd find a way.
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I mean, things
aren't that chaotic.
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All three of them just bumped into each
other and broke everything you own.
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[shattering]
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I--I don't know what that was.
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Oh, would you
look at that?
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Sweetie, I think your best friend
Tom's giving his ladyfriend a gift.
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You know Gayle gives me a gift
each and every day.
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Oh, I got the greatest
gift of all.
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- Being married to you.
- Oh, sweetie.
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Control yourselves, Gergiches!
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Damn, Tommy, well done!
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I knew you'd like it.
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Get changed, baby, we gotta
dominate this party.
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What do you think, Ron?
Tommy's the man.
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I normally don't get involved
in people's personal affairs,
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but something about a wedding...
I'll just say it.
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Tom is quite
taken with you.
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[laughs]
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- He's taken with me, huh?
- Yes.
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He said he'd marry
you tomorrow.
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Seems silly to stay at a hotel
that's ten minutes from our house.
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Well, it's been three years. We
deserve one night away together.
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A little downtime, little privacy,
maybe we make some more kids.
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- Don't even joke about that.
- Let's just make, like, three more,
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so that each one of them
can have a friend.
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Ugh.
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Jen? What are
you doing here?
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You idiots won't
answer my calls,
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and what I have to tell
you cannot wait.
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But--
[kids screaming]
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What's that
horrible sound?
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- Children.
- Ugh, your life is gross.
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My life is amazing.
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Jen, thank you so much for
coming, but we have to go.
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I have never been late for
an event that requires an RSVP.
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You guys live in Pawnee, Indiana.
Where do you have to go?
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Putting up a new
scarecrow?
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[laughs]
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Could you please
just get to the point?
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Sure... Paul Hartwell, who's your
congressional incumbent from this district,
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is a moron, even by
Washington standards.
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But he wins every year,
because he's a horrible bully
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and nobody opposes him.
Till now.
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Indiana's 10th district
needs a new leader.
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Someone who's made it a home,
who cares about our citizens,
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and who understands
the local economy.
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Jen, I told you, I have
a dream job, I don't want to--
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A candidate named
Ben Wyatt.
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Sorry?
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I'm dead serious, Ben.
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I think you should run for
the House of Representatives.
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Whoa! What was that?
That was huge!
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Hang on, this is Congress you're talking
about, like, where bills become laws.
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I am not qualified
for that.
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We're talking about the
House of Representatives, Ben.
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You might be overqualified.
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Hartwell's biggest weakness is
the economy, which is your exact strength.
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You're young, you're smart, you're running
the biggest city in the district.
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I saw you handle
that WiFi thing on TV.
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My firm is ready to go as soon
as you say the word.
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You in or you out?
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Uh, Two of the three kids
are showering in their pajamas,
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and most of Ben's ties
are in the toilet.
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Just like, as an update
of where things are at.
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I mean, this is chaos.
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Guys, it happened a really
long time ago, right?
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And it was probably an accident.
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Oh, yeah, I'm sure the Dig Dug
machine just unplugged itself
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right before I was about
to beat his high score.
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Yeah, I'm sure
it was an accident.
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Hey, status report?
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The Meagles are weird. The words that they
say sound passive, but seem aggressive.
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I feel like there should be a term
for that. Like, "nicey-meanie."
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Yeah, I just had to physically
separate two 80-year-old men
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who were arguing about whether
it was really Lena Horne
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in that grocery
store in 1970.
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Okay, you stay on the Key Largo
and Denver Meagles,
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and I will handle
the Berlin Meagles.
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Done!
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So you thinking
about Jen's offer?
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Yes. I mean, how would
this even work?
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Our lives are so busy, and if
I won, I would be a congressman.
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Or woman. I mean, equal rights.
No, that doesn't apply.
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Okay. Try this.
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Tonight, just act like
you've decided to run.
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And then tomorrow at the wedding,
act like you've decided not to run.
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See which one feels better.
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Okay. What do you
think I should do?
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Ben has to run.
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I don't want to push it, because it
might backfire, but he has to run.
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He would be good for America,
good for the world.
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Ben should be the Royal
Archduke Sultan Emperor
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of All Inhabitable Lands
on Earth!
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I'm completely neutral.
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I will support you no
matter what you do.
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You told Lucy
I want to marry her?
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Damn it, son,
the small hamburgers.
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Ron! You have to walk
back what you said.
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Walk back sounds like lying.
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Can you drop your strict life codes
for a second and help me out?
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Even though I've known
Lucy for years,
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and can see myself spending
a life together with her,
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having children, walking
the grounds of Tommy's Bahama--
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a private island
I'll eventually buy--
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that's way in
the future, man.
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Don't call me "man."
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That's what you took
away from this?
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[grunts]
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Don't serve this man.
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No more food until he fixes his
giant disaster he's created.
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[groans]
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Okay, starting now,
you're in campaign mode.
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So first up, meet and greet. You
remember how this goes, right?
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Your goal is to act like everyone
is interesting and important.
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Hey, guys.
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Nope, too hard.
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- Let's try someone else.
- Okay.
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Oh, there's Donna's parents.
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- Okay?
- Okay.
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- Work your magic.
- You got it.
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Uh, hi, Mr. and Mrs. Meagle,
I presume?
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I am Mr. Meagle,
but we're divorced.
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I'm Grace Callahan.
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00:09:07,133 --> 00:09:08,969
Well, I'm sorry, Ms. Callahan.
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It's Doctor Callahan.
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Well, I hope that you are
a podiatrist or a dentist,
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because I seem to have a case
of foot-in-mouth disorder.
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[laughter]
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Hey, guys.
How's everything going?
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April, we couldn't be happier,
and you are an angel for asking.
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Yeah, it's surprisingly
painless.
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No swiping, no
passive-aggressive comments.
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No drama at all.
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Here are all
the troublemakers, boss.
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Thank you. Meagles!
I am not screwing around.
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Okay? Lauren, no more
discussion of Majorca.
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Majorca is off limits.
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Brian and Gloria, stop
making Horatio feel bad
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that your daughter went to Yale.
No one gives a shit.
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- And, Ginuwine?
- Yes?
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- Get it together.
- I'm sorry, April.
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- Kathy started this.
- [mocking] Kathy started--
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I don't care!
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She doesn't mean it.
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Don't cry, Ginuwine.
It's okay.
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Thanks, Andy.
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Easy peasy.
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Lemon sneezy.
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Lucy, I have something
to tell you.
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I am a liar.
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- What?
- Well, no, I am not a liar.
238
00:10:16,096 --> 00:10:18,597
I have never lied
about anything in my life.
239
00:10:18,616 --> 00:10:22,662
Though I suppose you could
construe camouflage as a lie.
240
00:10:22,687 --> 00:10:24,325
What is happening
right now?
241
00:10:24,343 --> 00:10:28,239
Tom wanted to convey
that he likes you a great deal.
242
00:10:28,264 --> 00:10:31,326
So he said that he could
imagine marrying you.
243
00:10:31,342 --> 00:10:34,075
And living on an island
with your kids.
244
00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:37,209
Wait, now we're on an island?
With kids?
245
00:10:37,224 --> 00:10:38,693
- Plural?
- Yes.
246
00:10:38,713 --> 00:10:42,760
Now, do you know where I can
find those little ham balls?
247
00:10:42,783 --> 00:10:44,916
Watch out for those riding
lawnmowers, man.
248
00:10:44,929 --> 00:10:46,571
[laughter]
249
00:10:46,586 --> 00:10:49,359
- Babe, you are killing it!
- I am, right?
250
00:10:49,374 --> 00:10:53,202
- Yes! - See, just thinking I'm
a congressman makes me feel like one.
251
00:10:53,218 --> 00:10:55,915
- Yeah.
- Oh, also, I have a little secret.
252
00:10:55,940 --> 00:10:58,740
- I'm drunk.
- I am too.
253
00:10:58,765 --> 00:11:01,095
Ever since we had our kids, it
only takes, like, one sip of wine.
254
00:11:01,118 --> 00:11:03,251
I feel so good
and "condifent."
255
00:11:03,266 --> 00:11:05,603
- Mm-hmm.
- Con...
256
00:11:05,628 --> 00:11:07,605
I feel "condifent."
257
00:11:07,627 --> 00:11:10,097
You know what you should do?
You should give a toast.
258
00:11:10,108 --> 00:11:13,225
Because if you were running for Congress,
you have to give speeches, right?
259
00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:15,030
You want me to make a toast?
I'll toast it up.
260
00:11:15,045 --> 00:11:18,873
Toast it, baby. Roast it and toast
it till it's brown on both sides.
261
00:11:18,888 --> 00:11:20,983
Hey, everybody.
I'm Ben Wyatt.
262
00:11:20,990 --> 00:11:24,356
Listen, we, of course, are here
to celebrate Donna and Joe,
263
00:11:24,381 --> 00:11:27,630
and I have to say, you know,
getting married is
264
00:11:27,653 --> 00:11:30,786
the bravest, most wonderful
thing you can do.
265
00:11:30,793 --> 00:11:34,095
Because every day you come home
and you're just, like,
266
00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:35,528
"What?
267
00:11:35,551 --> 00:11:37,775
"It's you! I love you!
268
00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:40,469
You're my sexy roommate.
We love each other."
269
00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:42,672
Whoo! He's talking
about me.
270
00:11:42,687 --> 00:11:44,512
Yes, I am, babydoll!
271
00:11:44,528 --> 00:11:48,036
Look, Donna and Joe are great.
272
00:11:48,050 --> 00:11:51,086
You all are great.
273
00:11:51,105 --> 00:11:53,983
And this wedding
is gonna be amazing.
274
00:11:54,008 --> 00:11:57,350
Let's get some music
and dancing going.
275
00:11:57,375 --> 00:12:01,925
And I am Ben Wyatt, and I very
much approve this message!
276
00:12:01,950 --> 00:12:03,021
[cheering]
277
00:12:03,046 --> 00:12:05,998
[Rob Base & DJ EZ Rock's
It Takes Two]
278
00:12:06,023 --> 00:12:08,027
♪ ♪
279
00:12:08,052 --> 00:12:09,794
You want me to shut
that down?
280
00:12:09,819 --> 00:12:11,218
No, I like it.
281
00:12:11,243 --> 00:12:13,339
- Let the little man dance.
- Hey!
282
00:12:14,170 --> 00:12:18,071
♪ It takes two to make
a thing go right ♪
283
00:12:19,286 --> 00:12:21,833
Ah, my head.
284
00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:23,153
Last night was so fun.
285
00:12:23,178 --> 00:12:26,030
- But my head died.
- Yeah.
286
00:12:26,045 --> 00:12:28,075
Yeah, mine's filled
with concrete.
287
00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:29,491
Okay so--
[tablet beeps]
288
00:12:29,506 --> 00:12:31,069
Yesterday, you pretended
you were gonna run.
289
00:12:31,092 --> 00:12:33,850
Today, you're gonna pretend like
you're not gonna run.
290
00:12:33,874 --> 00:12:34,978
Oh, no.
291
00:12:35,003 --> 00:12:38,613
Jen posted the campaign ad.
It's everywhere. I'm running.
292
00:12:38,620 --> 00:12:40,535
How could she do this to--
293
00:12:41,717 --> 00:12:43,146
Oh, God, I'm
remembering things.
294
00:12:43,165 --> 00:12:43,993
[sighs]
295
00:12:44,001 --> 00:12:46,357
We called Jen last night,
didn't we?
296
00:12:46,382 --> 00:12:47,738
[phone beeps]
297
00:12:47,763 --> 00:12:49,225
- Yeah, we did.
- Ugh.
298
00:12:49,243 --> 00:12:52,141
I also called 867-5309
100 times.
299
00:12:52,164 --> 00:12:53,928
Oh, God.
300
00:12:53,953 --> 00:12:56,350
Bad. What do we do?
301
00:12:57,583 --> 00:12:59,203
There you are.
Surprise, surprise.
302
00:12:59,226 --> 00:13:01,662
Whoa! Oh, you guys
should've corner-boothed it.
303
00:13:01,687 --> 00:13:03,546
- 'Cause you look awful.
- Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
304
00:13:03,561 --> 00:13:05,003
You're gonna scare off
the other customers.
305
00:13:05,026 --> 00:13:06,073
- Shh.
- Hey, Jen.
306
00:13:06,098 --> 00:13:08,154
All those kids keep
you up all night?
307
00:13:08,813 --> 00:13:10,375
I'm so happy
with my choices.
308
00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:11,657
- Okay, Jen?
- Yeah?
309
00:13:11,672 --> 00:13:14,880
Um, I know I left you
a message last night,
310
00:13:14,905 --> 00:13:18,034
but I really do think you should
have checked with me
311
00:13:18,042 --> 00:13:19,893
- before throwing me into this.
- No, Ben, I'm sorry,
312
00:13:19,908 --> 00:13:21,753
- you left me four messages last night.
- What?
313
00:13:21,776 --> 00:13:24,671
And they contained very
specific policy positions.
314
00:13:25,140 --> 00:13:27,429
I want to come out
strong on education.
315
00:13:27,444 --> 00:13:29,506
Then I'll tack hard
into fiscal responsibility.
316
00:13:29,525 --> 00:13:33,054
- Oh, my God.
- ♪ 8-6-7-5-3-0-9 ♪
317
00:13:33,079 --> 00:13:35,745
- I love that song.
- ♪ Jenny, I've got your number ♪
318
00:13:35,770 --> 00:13:37,150
Hey, babe, it's ringing!
319
00:13:37,754 --> 00:13:41,272
Wow, honey, you were
a lot more lucid than I was.
320
00:13:41,815 --> 00:13:43,050
Wait,
321
00:13:43,075 --> 00:13:44,925
were you guys drunk?
322
00:13:44,950 --> 00:13:47,014
That is hilarious.
323
00:13:47,029 --> 00:13:49,452
- No, we weren't-- - Oh, you guys are
gonna fit in so great in Washington.
324
00:13:49,477 --> 00:13:51,691
Most of Congress is
drunk, all of the time.
325
00:13:52,523 --> 00:13:55,055
Okay, official presser
is tomorrow at 9:00.
326
00:13:55,078 --> 00:13:57,259
You could bail if you want.
But it would be embarrassing.
327
00:13:57,284 --> 00:13:59,581
It might derail your career.
Might not. Probably will.
328
00:13:59,605 --> 00:14:01,202
But you never do
know though, right?
329
00:14:01,227 --> 00:14:03,680
So just let me know what
you want to do, okay?
330
00:14:03,704 --> 00:14:07,056
- Will. - I'm just gonna go spend my
time doing exactly what I want to do,
331
00:14:07,072 --> 00:14:08,784
because I don't
have children.
332
00:14:09,343 --> 00:14:10,535
Bye, guys.
333
00:14:13,285 --> 00:14:14,106
[church organ playing]
334
00:14:14,131 --> 00:14:17,709
Ron? I'm Walden, with
the Church's historical archives.
335
00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:20,420
You called about wanting
information on the building?
336
00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:21,536
I did, indeed.
337
00:14:21,555 --> 00:14:23,290
- Let's start with the facade.
- Mm.
338
00:14:23,305 --> 00:14:26,037
Was the limestone
locally hand-hewn?
339
00:14:26,056 --> 00:14:28,394
No. In the late 1870s,
340
00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:31,792
it was actually cheaper to
import limestone from Michigan.
341
00:14:31,807 --> 00:14:33,057
- Fascinating.
- Do you want to sit here?
342
00:14:33,072 --> 00:14:34,106
- Or should I...?
- But tell me--
343
00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:36,577
I'll do whatever you want.
I'm fine with whatever.
344
00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:38,585
No. Whatever you want.
345
00:14:38,610 --> 00:14:39,930
No pressure.
346
00:14:40,261 --> 00:14:41,473
Excuse me.
347
00:14:42,508 --> 00:14:44,115
[gasps] Oh, my God.
348
00:14:44,140 --> 00:14:46,409
Oh, look at how
beautiful you look.
349
00:14:46,426 --> 00:14:48,073
Leslie, I'm not even
in my dress yet.
350
00:14:48,097 --> 00:14:49,979
But you're gonna
be very soon.
351
00:14:50,004 --> 00:14:52,231
All right, I want to say
something to my girls.
352
00:14:52,246 --> 00:14:55,314
Knope, you're a softie,
but on the inside,
353
00:14:55,339 --> 00:14:57,324
you're a straight-up boss.
354
00:14:57,341 --> 00:15:00,131
April, you're
the exact opposite.
355
00:15:00,156 --> 00:15:02,618
Y'all inspire me
and I love you.
356
00:15:03,227 --> 00:15:04,688
And you, too, Michelle.
357
00:15:05,206 --> 00:15:08,863
Michelle... You were my
best friend from childhood.
358
00:15:08,878 --> 00:15:12,148
Until we lost touch 'cause you thought
your college boyfriend was into me.
359
00:15:12,173 --> 00:15:13,405
He was.
360
00:15:13,430 --> 00:15:15,430
I never gave him
the time of day.
361
00:15:15,452 --> 00:15:18,788
But now, we're rebuilding
our friendship.
362
00:15:18,803 --> 00:15:20,448
Is this wedding going to be
a test for you?
363
00:15:20,473 --> 00:15:21,263
Yes.
364
00:15:21,278 --> 00:15:24,072
But the doctors once told you you
were never going to walk again.
365
00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:26,127
So this should
be easy, right?
366
00:15:26,150 --> 00:15:29,113
Wow, what a complicated
tapestry that is.
367
00:15:29,132 --> 00:15:31,518
Bring it in. Bring it in.
Bring it in.
368
00:15:33,465 --> 00:15:34,631
Moment over.
369
00:15:34,649 --> 00:15:36,445
Leslie, April, help Donna
with her dress.
370
00:15:36,468 --> 00:15:38,031
Hi, I'm Typhoon.
371
00:15:38,053 --> 00:15:40,488
Typhoon, I am interested,
but now is not the time.
372
00:15:40,499 --> 00:15:44,008
Michelle, get the bouquet.
You're skating on very thin ice.
373
00:15:47,413 --> 00:15:50,090
I couldn't help but
notice, from afar,
374
00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:52,840
that you are both
acting like weirdoes.
375
00:15:52,863 --> 00:15:56,152
I further suspect you have not
yet talked about what happened.
376
00:15:56,167 --> 00:15:59,147
What? I don't even know
what you're talking about
377
00:15:59,155 --> 00:16:00,624
us having not talked about.
378
00:16:00,647 --> 00:16:03,010
I only meant to say
that there's no shame
379
00:16:03,021 --> 00:16:06,530
in declaring how you feel
to a person you cherish.
380
00:16:07,209 --> 00:16:08,907
I am sorry if
I caused a problem.
381
00:16:08,922 --> 00:16:11,034
Because the two of you
make a good team.
382
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:14,395
If you'll excuse me,
I missed out on the food,
383
00:16:14,418 --> 00:16:18,783
and was denied a fascinating
conversation about Michigan limestone.
384
00:16:18,808 --> 00:16:23,216
But I'll be damned if I don't properly
honor the expression of romantic love.
385
00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:27,251
Ron does this weird thing where
he says exactly what he means.
386
00:16:27,258 --> 00:16:29,133
You just have
to ignore him.
387
00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:32,664
So you didn't mean
what you said?
388
00:16:33,269 --> 00:16:36,098
Look, I'm all in.
That's all I meant.
389
00:16:36,113 --> 00:16:38,704
I didn't want you to think I was
crazy or jumping the gun.
390
00:16:38,722 --> 00:16:40,602
And I know you just got out
of a relationship
391
00:16:40,617 --> 00:16:43,351
so I don't expect you
to feel the same way. But...
392
00:16:44,189 --> 00:16:45,899
that's how I feel.
393
00:16:49,965 --> 00:16:52,801
Well, I'm only dating you
for the free dresses, so...
394
00:16:53,748 --> 00:16:55,627
I'm fine with that.
395
00:16:55,652 --> 00:16:56,949
[choir singing]
396
00:16:56,972 --> 00:17:00,468
Donna, even though
I've known you for years,
397
00:17:01,019 --> 00:17:04,599
I feel like I learn something
new about you every day.
398
00:17:04,614 --> 00:17:07,095
Just yesterday, I learned
that the Pearl Jam album,
399
00:17:07,118 --> 00:17:09,345
Vitalogy was
written about you.
400
00:17:09,876 --> 00:17:12,656
You are an amazing,
confident woman.
401
00:17:13,258 --> 00:17:14,914
And I love you.
402
00:17:14,937 --> 00:17:17,902
I know that
I can be a lot.
403
00:17:18,991 --> 00:17:23,287
And a while back, I was thinking I'd never
find someone who loved me for me.
404
00:17:23,312 --> 00:17:25,984
But you're
patient, and kind,
405
00:17:26,006 --> 00:17:28,129
and together,
406
00:17:28,154 --> 00:17:29,703
we can do anything.
407
00:17:30,265 --> 00:17:32,524
You may now
kiss the bride.
408
00:17:33,164 --> 00:17:36,161
[cheers and applause]
409
00:17:39,679 --> 00:17:40,674
Hey, Roz.
410
00:17:40,689 --> 00:17:42,768
Oh, okay. We
have the zebras.
411
00:17:42,791 --> 00:17:45,020
Tell the kids not to worry,
they're coming back home.
412
00:17:45,042 --> 00:17:46,965
Also, we want to give
you a raise,
413
00:17:46,972 --> 00:17:49,511
and anything you want to take
from our house. Okay, bye.
414
00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:51,674
How in the world am
I supposed to run for office?
415
00:17:51,697 --> 00:17:56,472
Our lives are like one big
unexpected stuffed zebra emergency.
416
00:17:57,009 --> 00:17:58,758
I don't know. What do
you think I should do?
417
00:17:58,783 --> 00:17:59,947
I told you. I'm neutral.
418
00:17:59,970 --> 00:18:03,308
Honey, you have never been neutral
on anything in your life.
419
00:18:03,331 --> 00:18:04,927
You have an opinion
on pockets.
420
00:18:04,946 --> 00:18:06,928
Yes, I think they
should all be bigger.
421
00:18:07,312 --> 00:18:10,118
Okay. Fine. I think
you should run.
422
00:18:10,143 --> 00:18:11,713
Yes, our lives
are bonkers.
423
00:18:11,734 --> 00:18:15,603
But if something is worth it--
and I think this is--
424
00:18:15,614 --> 00:18:17,287
then you just make it work.
425
00:18:17,303 --> 00:18:20,260
Besides, I just read an article
on two-minute micro-naps,
426
00:18:20,285 --> 00:18:22,462
and the science on them is
very promising. Oh, hey!
427
00:18:22,487 --> 00:18:25,558
Ben Wyatt. Any comment on the report
that you're running for Congress?
428
00:18:25,573 --> 00:18:27,838
I'm sorry, I can't talk
about this right now.
429
00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:30,669
Your only experience in politics
was as a failed mayor at age 18--
430
00:18:30,685 --> 00:18:33,141
Okay, please, everyone,
we're at a wedding.
431
00:18:33,159 --> 00:18:35,036
And I'm holding zebras.
432
00:18:35,059 --> 00:18:37,771
I mean, what qualifies you
to take over Hartwell's seat?
433
00:18:37,786 --> 00:18:39,138
Guys, listen to me, please.
434
00:18:39,145 --> 00:18:42,020
I'm dealing with an actual
problem right now. Okay?
435
00:18:44,716 --> 00:18:47,499
Which, by the way,
is what I do for a living.
436
00:18:47,524 --> 00:18:51,268
I solve problems
as a budget specialist,
437
00:18:51,291 --> 00:18:54,135
and for five years as a City
Manager, and I'm pretty good at it.
438
00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:58,564
I have worked hard to transform this
area into a fiscally sound destination
439
00:18:58,589 --> 00:19:01,405
for people who want good jobs,
and a good public education,
440
00:19:01,412 --> 00:19:03,338
and I think the results
speak for themselves.
441
00:19:03,363 --> 00:19:04,994
[cameras clicking]
442
00:19:07,218 --> 00:19:09,874
My name is Ben Wyatt,
and I'm running for Congress.
443
00:19:09,893 --> 00:19:11,101
[cameras clicking]
444
00:19:11,116 --> 00:19:13,543
Oh, my God, babe,
that was so hot.
445
00:19:15,542 --> 00:19:17,907
- Donna.
- Hey.
446
00:19:17,922 --> 00:19:18,813
How did I do?
447
00:19:18,828 --> 00:19:22,024
Everything was perfect.
You are a miracle worker.
448
00:19:22,039 --> 00:19:25,141
But I gotta say I kind of miss
the Meagle drama.
449
00:19:25,156 --> 00:19:27,696
I thought for sure somebody
was gonna do something crazy.
450
00:19:27,711 --> 00:19:29,914
But everybody's just
nice and chill.
451
00:19:29,930 --> 00:19:32,056
Anyway, I love you,
and to thank you,
452
00:19:32,064 --> 00:19:34,279
- I'm gonna try not to hug you.
- Thank you.
453
00:19:34,294 --> 00:19:35,762
- I'm going to--
- No!
454
00:19:35,785 --> 00:19:36,987
Okay, okay.
455
00:19:39,878 --> 00:19:43,304
Wyatt, why didn't you tell us
you're running for congress?
456
00:19:43,329 --> 00:19:45,720
Well, we didn't want to
steal your thunder.
457
00:19:45,735 --> 00:19:48,196
Steal my thunder? I'm sorry, have you
seen how I'm wearing this dress?
458
00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:48,893
[chuckles]
459
00:19:48,918 --> 00:19:52,628
Okay, well in that case,
uh, yes, I am.
460
00:19:52,648 --> 00:19:54,745
All right!
[cheers and applause]
461
00:19:55,821 --> 00:19:57,658
- To Ben.
- Donna and Joe.
462
00:19:57,680 --> 00:20:00,610
To me. I own my own restaurant
and several other properties.
463
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:02,931
- That's always worth celebrating.
- Hear hear.
464
00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:05,771
Who's Garry?
465
00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:08,324
Oh, I think that's
supposed to be me.
466
00:20:08,335 --> 00:20:10,569
Ha ha. That's your new name.
Garry.
467
00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:13,686
- Garry!
- All: Garry! Garry! Garry!
468
00:20:13,708 --> 00:20:16,256
- Garry! Garry!
- "Hi, I'm Garry!"
469
00:20:16,279 --> 00:20:18,241
Garry is my real name.
470
00:20:18,266 --> 00:20:20,682
Yes, after 30 years,
my coworkers are finally
471
00:20:20,707 --> 00:20:22,823
going to call me
by my real name.
472
00:20:23,614 --> 00:20:25,268
Oh, boy, I'm blessed.
473
00:20:26,684 --> 00:20:28,973
Everyone, can I have
your attention, please.
474
00:20:28,996 --> 00:20:32,020
Now it's time for a surprise
musical guest,
475
00:20:32,045 --> 00:20:34,381
One of my time
favorites...
476
00:20:34,406 --> 00:20:35,441
me.
477
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:37,609
[band playing Oh, Donna]
478
00:20:37,634 --> 00:20:40,245
♪ I had a girl ♪
479
00:20:40,260 --> 00:20:42,674
♪ Donna was her name-- ♪
480
00:20:42,688 --> 00:20:44,372
Donna! Joe!
481
00:20:45,169 --> 00:20:47,465
I hope you saved
a slice of that cake
482
00:20:47,490 --> 00:20:50,706
for your estranged
brother LeVondrious!
483
00:20:50,731 --> 00:20:52,151
[all gasp]
484
00:20:53,704 --> 00:20:55,368
What's up, girl?
485
00:20:55,383 --> 00:20:58,165
Didn't expect to see your baby
bro at your wedding, huh?
486
00:20:58,188 --> 00:20:59,329
Well, I'm here...
487
00:20:59,353 --> 00:21:01,403
despite what you did to me
all those years ago.
488
00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:02,582
What I did?
489
00:21:02,607 --> 00:21:04,115
This is because
of what you did.
490
00:21:04,131 --> 00:21:06,295
Oh, you must be referring
to the microwave incident.
491
00:21:06,318 --> 00:21:08,375
- Yeah.
- Don't worry.
492
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:09,704
I brought it back.
493
00:21:12,593 --> 00:21:13,605
Well.
494
00:21:14,330 --> 00:21:15,639
[all gasp, shout]
495
00:21:15,664 --> 00:21:18,096
Now no one gets
any popcorn.
496
00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:22,498
You said you wanted
a little drama.
497
00:21:22,523 --> 00:21:24,476
That's why I love
you, girl!
498
00:21:24,498 --> 00:21:31,498
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