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Frank, pick up!
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Pick up, buddy, pick up, pick
up, pick up, pick up, pick up!
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Hello!
I got a Code Red, here, pal.
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I got a Code Red.
I just got tipped off that the
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health inspector's coming today!
The guy's gonna be here in like
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15 minutes.
They're pulling a fast one on
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us!
Okay, I got the place looking
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pretty good already, 'cause I
was anticipating something like
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this, but do me a favor.
Make sure no one is in the bar
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today, okay?
I cannot have those guys in here
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making a mess, you got it?
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Oh, shit.
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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What the hell is this?
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Why are there chickens
everywhere?
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No time to explain it to
you, you wouldn't get it anyway.
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What are you painting?
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It's a new sign.
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Okay? Look.
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"Carmine's: A Place for Steaks."
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What? No, I can't have you
put that sign up.
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The health inspector's coming,
like, any minute!
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So what?
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So what? So we're not
Carmine's.
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Look, I can't have them see the
sign.
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Who gives a shit?
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We always get a passing grade.
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Yeah, we get a passing grade
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because I bust my ass to make
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sure that happens, okay?
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And we don't pretend that we're
a restaurant!
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Look, this is (bleep) crazy!
No sign!
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No, we're using the sign,
because the sign's a big part of
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the plan.
What is the plan?
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What is happening?
Charlie, we found a loophole
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in the system.
Yeah, it's a closing
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loophole; it involves airline
miles and points.
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You're doing a chicken and
airline miles scam today?
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Look, it is a great plan, okay?
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We do not have a ton of time to
explain it to you, we're busy...
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Okay, fine, whatever, I get
it, I get it.
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No, you don't.
It's a good plan, Charlie.
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Frank, Jesus Christ, man,
where are your shoes?
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I lost 'em in the bathroom.
All right, goddamn it.
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I gotta think here.
Okay, here's what we're gonna
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do.
We gotta get all these chickens
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and coops and feathers and
everything in the back office.
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Now! Go!
Why the hell would we do
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that?
Well, I assume you don't want
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a health inspector seeing
anything about a chicken "scam"
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you're trying to pull off.
That's a good point.
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All right, yeah, fine.
But don't pretend like you
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understand the plan, 'cause
that's gonna piss me off.
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Okay. Dee, get the joke stool
in the basement, all right?
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Can't have it out.
What? No way.
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It's hilarious.
It's not hilarious, it's just
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a stool with a nail sticking out
of it.
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Yeah, and when it pokes their
butts, they scream, 'cause they
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just got a nail right in the
butt.
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I... you don't understand
comedy, at all.
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You don't understand comedy.
That's not a joke, it's a
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lawsuit.
Just put it in the basement.
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All right, all right, fine.
Can't have the guy sitting
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on that...
Okay! Relax!
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All right, Frank, let's go.
Bathroom! Come on!
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I gotta find your shoes!
All right, all right...
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Let's go, let's go.
And then help with the chickens,
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if you can, please.
Move, move, move, move.
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How could you have possibly lost
your shoes in...
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Oh, my God. No!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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What's wrong with the toilet?
Looks clogged.
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What the hell?
I just had these all in, like,
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perfect working condition.
Must be my shoes.
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Your shoes?
What are you talking about?
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Well, when I said I lost my
shoes, I didn't mean I didn't
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know where they were.
It's just that they were gone.
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You flushed your shoes down
the toilet?
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Why would you do that?
It's an anxiety thing,
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Charlie.
Everybody's moving so fast all
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of a sudden, it freaks me out.
Flushing things gives me
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control.
It's a thing.
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That's not a thing.
It's a thing.
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That's not a thing, I've
never heard of that thing.
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All right, I gotta dig 'em out.
Want me to get a snake tool?
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No, I'm just gonna...
Look, just go help with the
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chickens, okay?
Help with the chickens, please?
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Get 'em in the back office, do
whatever you can!
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Charlie, I need you for
something.
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Goddamn, the thing's broken.
Look, can you give me that fix
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bag right there?
Uh, yeah, yeah, sure.
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Hey, listen, um... we've got a
huge problem out there, dude.
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Oh.
Earlier, when Dennis said
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"we've got a really good idea
with this plan," that wasn't
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entirely accurate, 'cause it was
actually my idea and I think the
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usage of the word "we" in there
is really confusing, because,
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like, how can a whole group of
people have the same idea at the
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same time?
What, do they just say it all at
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once? It's ludicrous.
I don't understand why you're
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angling for credit right now.
We'll go through the normal
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arbitration process at the end
of all of this.
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Right. Well, I've just been
screwed at the last three
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arbitration processes, and I
just want you to be on my side,
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you know?
'Cause I really need you.
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Whatever, dude. I don't care.
Wait.
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What happened to the glory hole
cover?
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I took it off.
I-I thought you... you put it on
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there by accident.
No, I put it up there because
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I don't want the health
inspector seeing that we have a
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place for a person to get their
dick sucked by a stranger.
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You are taking this whole
inspection thing way too
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seriously, okay?
Back to the credit issue... you
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just don't know what it's like
to be overlooked.
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Oh, my God, that's exactly
what's happening to me right
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now.
Okay. You know what?
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Maybe I'll just casually bring
it up to him and then he won't
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even know what we're
talking about.
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Ha! I got a fix!
I got a fix right here-- all
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right, we'll just put this up
and boom, that's pretty good.
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What was that?
Why did the lights go out?
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Uh, that could be the vacuum
sealer.
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That thing probably pulls a lot
of power.
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Vacuum sealer? What the hell?
Yeah.
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All right, where's this
packaging machine thing?
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The keg room.
The keg room?
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Okay, good, they're back on.
Frank, Frank, Frank, don't go
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away!
Okay, keep moving chickens, yes,
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but I need you to take the "Talk
American" sign down.
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Are you sure?
Maybe he's a racist, too.
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The health inspector's not a
racist, Frank.
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Take it down, please, okay?
And shoes-- shoes, please?
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Find some shoes?
I got this.
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Oh, shit!
This thing's tits!
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No, no, no, you can't use
this machine, okay?
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It blew the surge protector.
Well, we can't do the plan
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without the packaging machine.
How else are we supposed to
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vacuum-seal the steaks?
Steaks?
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This is a chicken and air mile
and steak scam, now?
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Yeah.
All right, fine.
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I can work with it, I can work
with it.
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Just do me a favor, start
packaging lemons and limes and
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things, make it seem like we
package...
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Fun.
Dee, I need you down in the
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basement, I need your reach.
Me?
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Yeah, real quick, come on.
Okay.
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Hey, Dennis.
Could I talk to you for
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a second?
Do me a favor.
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I got a battery here.
Reach up in the carbon monoxide
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detector, just pop it in real
quick?
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Yeah, you got it.
Hey, Charlie, while we're down
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here, I just wanted to talk to
you about ideas...
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...and how funny it is that they
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can come from all kinds of
different places, you know?
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Somebody could say something
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really funny and it might spark
an idea...
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Shh, shh, shh-- Dee, zip up
the mouth...
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No, I know, but before the
arbitration, I need to know...
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Dee, shut up, shut up, shut up!
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That's, uh, G-sharp.
Okay, I got it, I got it.
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Yeah, yeah.
Is it broken?
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It won't shut the hell up.
No, it's doing exactly what
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it's supposed to do and that's
the problem.
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There's, like, a ton of carbon
monoxide down here, so I don't
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want it doing that.
What? Why?
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Uh, well, I... actually, what
I do is I block the vents to the
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furnace and that fills the
basement with dangerous gases.
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Drives the rodents away.
I always do it leading up to an
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inspection.
Is that safe?
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No, no.
It's incredibly unsafe.
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We can't be down here too long,
so just get the battery and we
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gotta roll.
Oh, my God.
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Yeah, get it out.
And then just make it look
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like...
God damn you, Charlie.
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Goddamn it, go.
All right, go, go, go.
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You getting light-headed?
Yes!
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Why'd I hear a squeal?
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Oh, no, dude, why are you
bleeding?
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Dennis scratched me.
Mac was doing that thing
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where he tries to casually bring
something up to me, like I don't
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notice.
Come to me like a man!
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Talk about being tough all the
time; can't even look me in the
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eyes.
Okay.
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How's the for shoes, Charlie?
Aw, no, Frank, come on, man!
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You're gonna get black paint
everywhere!
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I changed my mind about the
stool.
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No, no stool. Stool's out.
No way!
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It's just that it was my
idea, Dennis.
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It's sort of like the jean
shorts, you know, where you...
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Look at me when you're
talking to me!
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Oh, shit.
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The steaks are here.
Nice.
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Whoa.
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That's a big truck.
Shit. No, no, no, no, no.
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I can't have this truck out
here!
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Hey, uh, is this Carmine's
Steak House?
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You're looking at the sign, pal.
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Oh.
Hey, you guys mind if I get a
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quick bite here before we begin?
You want to eat here?
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Uh, yeah, you know, it's a
long drive back to Ohio and I
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figured I was gonna be here a
while, unloading all these
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steaks.
Well, you won't be here that
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long, right?
I mean, it's only 400 steaks.
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Four hundred?
You ordered 4,000.
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Excuse me, I gotta use the
toilet.
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Oh, shit.
Oh, gosh, you know what?
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The thing is, our kitchen's not
open...
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Okay, you know what? Yeah.
Go ahead, uh, leave the keys in
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it, maybe pop the back, we'll
help you get started.
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I'm gonna fire up the grill and
all set.
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Okay.
We got you covered.
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Did you flush your shirt?
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Yep.
Okay, uh, I don't want to
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interrupt here, Charlie, but we
got a major problem on our
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hands.
A): We are not a restaurant that
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serves food, and B): How are we
gonna package 4,000 steaks?
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Look, we can handle it, okay?
Dee, we should've never done
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your stupid plan!
My plan?
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No way, this was Frank's idea.
Wasn't my idea.
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Dennis was all over it.
Me? No, this was Mac's stupid
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plan.
Then why'd you scratch me?
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'Cause I was irritated with you.
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Look, we can handle all of
this, all right?
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Excuse me, with all due
respect, Charlie, you don't even
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know what the goddamn plan is.
Okay, okay, with all due
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respect to you, I think I
understand it fully, okay?
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You guys used Frank's credit
card, you bought a bunch of
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airline miles.
You used those airline miles to
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purchase 400 steaks.
Knowing that this delivery
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company delivered all variety of
animal products, your plan was
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to contaminate the steaks with
chicken feathers, by rubbing
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live chickens all over them.
Then you were gonna repackage
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the steaks, at which point,
you were gonna return the
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contaminated steaks for actual
cash, taking advantage of a
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loophole in the current airline
miles system, correct?
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Very good, Charlie.
That is it, that is it.
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That was the plan, but I
mean... you know, we basically
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had already explained it to you,
so...
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Right.
But what you didn't plan for was
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a hungry delivery guy who'd
driven here all the way from
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Ohio.
Or that Dee's oversized fingers
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could've accidentally pressed
"zero" again when she ordered
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the steaks online.
I'm assuming you did the typing,
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Dee, yes?
Goddamn it.
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Dee, you bitch.
But none of this matters to
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me, okay?
Because today is inspection day.
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A day that I pride myself on, a
day that I've never failed on
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and I don't plan to begin
failing now, so listen to me and
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listen close, like you've never
done before.
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We are going to pull this thing
off, so help me God.
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Son of a bitch.
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Okay, here we go.
Here's the plan:
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Dee, Frank, come with me.
I want you guys to set up a
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table and chair in the alleyway,
all right?
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This guy's gonna be dining in
our patio area.
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Dee, take his order, make him
think it's a real restaurant.
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Frank, as soon as you're done,
haul ass down the alleyway, move
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the guy's truck, all right?
All right, I need you guys to
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take down the Carmine sign.
I can't have it up when the
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inspector gets here, all right?
And get me a steak off the
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truck, okay?
Gladly.
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All right, I'm gonna show
this guy to his table.
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Here we go.
Oh, hey, right on time!
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Here's my guy. You know what?
Don't even bother unloading,
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'cause I'm gonna have my guys
handle it, okay?
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You sure?
Oh, absolutely.
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The keys are in the truck,
right?
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Yeah, they're...
All right, come on in.
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Let's go have a bite to eat.
I know you're a hungry guy.
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Oh, it's-it's a nice spot.
Yeah, it's a nice spot.
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We can't complain.
See all these booths over here?
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They're nice.
And we got a patio area.
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I think you're gonna enjoy
sitting there.
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You know what?
A booth is, is fine.
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Oh, no, see, look, we got
these old stools and old booths,
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but the patio area is really
something special.
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You know, you're a top-shelf
customer, right?
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Right.
You want to be having the
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top-shelf experience.
And here we go.
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Welcome!
Please, make yourself
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comfortable.
Yeah, have a seat and, uh,
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enjoy the patio.
Uh, this is an alley.
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I think I'd rather just sit
inside.
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Spends all day in a truck and
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he wants to eat indoors!
Hey, the man needs fresh air!
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Dee, take his order, okay?
Yes, yes.
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Uh, what can I get you?
Okay, here we go.
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Okay, here we go.
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Okay.
Here we go.
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Hey, hey! Steaks! Steaks!
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All right, back on this!
Dennis, I need you to be the
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face in the bar, okay?
I accept that responsibility.
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All right, go, go, go!
Okay, here's my guy, right on time,
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Come on, now, buddy, here we go.
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Wait-- wait, wait, whoa, whoa,
whoa-- who's this?
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No, no, no, ma'am, ma'am, I'm
sorry, you can't park here.
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Are you the owner?
Uh, yeah, Charlie Kelly.
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Who's asking?
I'm, uh, Sandy Lawlor.
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I'm with the City Board of
Health.
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I'll be conducting an impromptu
inspection of your bar.
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Okay, yeah, uh, what happened
to Alan?
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Alan was let go on account of
his leniency.
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Shall we begin?
Okay. Uh... sure.
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All right, let's get going.
Right in here.
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This is our, uh, bartender over
here.
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All right, all right, all right.
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Okay. He's a bit of a
character.
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Where would you like to begin?
Let's, uh, begin with the
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bathrooms.
Okay, that's fine.
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Come on in this way.
I assume all the toilets are
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in working order.
Oh, absolutely.
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Yeah, I wouldn't bother checking
if I were you.
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I think I will.
You're standing awfully close
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- to me.
- Sorry about that.
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Yeah.
Do I smell cheese?
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I'm gonna leave you to it.
You do your thing, okay?
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Dennis, heads up.
What are these?
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They're car keys, okay?
Just picked her pocket.
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Go move her car, so Frank can
pull the truck up.
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Okay. Hey, Dee, hold up.
Okay, put this on the furnace,
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all right? Cook it up good.
Oh, no, he wants a turkey
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burger.
What? Why?
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I don't know.
I offered it to him.
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Why would you do that?
You said pretend we're a
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restaurant-- he looked like a
turkey burger kind of guy.
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He looks like a turkey burger
kind of guy?! Oh, my God, Dee,
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just put it on the furnace,
okay, cook it up.
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Tell him you got the order
wrong, just tell him you got the
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thing wrong.
Oh, my God, what a stupid bitch.
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What a stupid bitch she is.
Okay.
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Okay...
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Dude, what's the point with the
chickens?
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Okay, everything's going in
the back, all right?
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Chickens, cages, they're all
going in the back.
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But first, count to, like, 30,
and then start moaning into it.
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Why?
Will you just do it? Okay?
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Don't ask questions, just moan
a bit, after a couple of moans
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say, "I'm sorry."
You got it?
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Okay, sure, yeah.
Okay? Okay?
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26, 25...
24, 23, 22, 21, 20...
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19, 18, 17,
16, 15, 14, 13,
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12, 11, ten, nine...
And how are we lookin' in...
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here!
It's acceptable so far.
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Okay.
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Oh, I guess there's somebody
in there.
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It sounds like there's
somebody in there, yeah.
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Let's take a little peek.
Hey, buddy, how about a courtesy
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cough or something next time?
Well, I'm sorry.
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Don't be sorry, you know?
Just, uh, give us all a heads-up
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you're in here, save us all the
embarrassment, you know?
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Some people, they got, like, no
sort of social boundaries or
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anything like that.
It's really kind of an awkward
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thing.
Did you meet our bartender?
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Hey! All right, all right,
all right.
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That's right, I think I
introduced you to him.
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You want to check out the
women's bathroom?
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Yeah.
Women's bathroom, I assure
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you, is spotless.
Well, we'll see.
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00:12:32,814 --> 00:12:34,899
No, we actually hardly ever
have women in here, so...
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But we're not being graded on
that.
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All right, in you go, in you go.
Go ahead and take a... move your
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bowels if you have to.
All right, okay, back office,
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okay?
Chickens-- back-- everything's
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going in the back, so get the
back, so get in... go, go, go!
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The furnace cooked it way too
fast-- it's charred to shit.
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It doesn't matter.
I'm gonna give him the wrong
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order and just hand him a
burned-up steak?
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He's gonna be pissed.
Dee, this guy's not grading
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our bar-- I don't care if he has
the worst dining experience of
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his life-- go give him the
burned steak.
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Okay, how's this...?
How am I gonna get all these
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steaks off the truck?
You don't have to get 'em
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all, okay? We're just gonna
contaminate a couple, then we're
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gonna put the chickens onto the
truck.
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Why?
Frank, we're gonna
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contaminate the whole
truck, all right?
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That goes to the keg room, and
for the love of God, find a
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shirt!
Find a shirt, Frank!
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00:13:08,817 --> 00:13:11,769
All right, okay, okay.
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Ah, okay.
Come on, come on, come on.
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Okay. Nice.
Done.
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Well done! Okay!
Up top! All right, okay,
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here's the plan: Got to go to
the third stall vents in the
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bathroom.
Chickens are coming out there.
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Everything goes to the keg room,
right?
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Start rubbing chickens on
steaks, seal them up good.
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And then put everything on the
truck-- chickens, steaks,
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everything on the truck!
Got it, got it, got it...
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We're contaminating the truck guys, let's go! What is this?
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What are you doing?
I'm painting a shirt!
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No! All right, look,
just, uh, get out of sight!
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Or go to the keg room, hide out.
I'm gonna send Dee to you in a
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minute, all right?
In fact, just keep painting,
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that's fine, but go in the keg
room.
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Oh, my God, what an idiot.
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Hi. Oh, hi, hello.
I'm sorry, is there a-a problem
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out here?
He's making a big
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stink about the steak.
The steak is burnt to shit.
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It's not even what I ordered.
Would you look at that?
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Aw, man, I'll tell you what.
I'm gonna give you a beer on the
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house-- come on inside.
Oh, how nice!
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00:13:52,727 --> 00:13:54,562
No, I'll just take it here.
No, actually we don't have
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our outdoor liquor license, so I
so I got to have you drink
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it inside, in you go!
You know what-- this is the
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worst restaurant I've
ever been to.
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00:13:59,868 --> 00:14:01,402
So sorry, terribly sorry,
sir, terribly sorry.
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00:14:01,536 --> 00:14:03,320
Aw, Charlie, that's not good!
What are you talking about?
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00:14:03,455 --> 00:14:05,322
It's great! Thinks we're
a real restaurant.
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00:14:05,457 --> 00:14:07,157
Okay, Dee, table, chairs--
everything's going in the
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Dumpster, all right?
And then please push it, like,
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you know, another couple inches
from the door, it doesn't look
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like six feet to me.
What? Of course it does.
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00:14:12,964 --> 00:14:14,884
No, no, Dee. It looks like
five and a half, okay?
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You think she's gonna notice
six inches?
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00:14:16,968 --> 00:14:18,836
Move the goddamn Dumpster,
you bitch, okay?
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00:14:18,970 --> 00:14:22,006
Then haul ass down the alleyway.
Yeah. Okay. Hi!
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00:14:22,140 --> 00:14:25,226
Hi! How'd it go in there?
Uh, fine, I suppose.
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00:14:25,343 --> 00:14:27,344
Everything checks out.
Hi, there.
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00:14:27,479 --> 00:14:29,430
Hello.
Yeah, lots of customers.
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We're a bustling business, so
why don't you head on out to the
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alleyway and see if there's
anything there that needs, uh,
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inspecting.
And, ooh, sir, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:37,438
Sorry.
No, no, no!
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00:14:37,572 --> 00:14:39,440
I'm gonna need you to drink
that in our VIP lounge area.
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00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:41,442
I just want to drink it here.
Oh, come on! A very important
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00:14:41,610 --> 00:14:43,444
customer like yourself sitting
on a bar with the regulars?
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00:14:43,612 --> 00:14:45,029
I think you're gonna enjoy the
exclusivity of the lounge area,
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00:14:45,163 --> 00:14:46,447
so just enjoy that.
It's not a lounge area...
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00:14:46,615 --> 00:14:48,449
Hey, all right, all right,
all right!
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00:14:48,617 --> 00:14:50,618
Why are you doing that to me?
I don't know.
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00:14:50,752 --> 00:14:52,086
Okay, I don't need you to do
that to me, all right?
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00:14:52,203 --> 00:14:53,454
Just go, go-- yeah, you gotta
finish the job!
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00:14:53,622 --> 00:14:55,456
How'd it go with the Dumpster?
You move it?
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00:14:55,624 --> 00:14:57,291
Huh? Yes.
Okay, here's the plan.
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00:14:57,459 --> 00:14:59,126
Give this to Frank.
Tell him G-sharp.
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00:14:59,294 --> 00:15:01,135
Then you got to paint him head
to toe in black.
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00:15:01,296 --> 00:15:03,256
Why would I do any of that?
Dee, just do it, okay?
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00:15:03,298 --> 00:15:05,132
Just do it, you goddamn bitch.
Oh, you bitch!
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00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:07,134
Stop questioning everything!
Oh, that goddamn bitch.
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00:15:07,302 --> 00:15:09,603
Oh, that goddamn bitch!
Oh, my God, she's gonna ruin it
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00:15:09,721 --> 00:15:12,389
all.
And how are we out here?
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00:15:12,524 --> 00:15:15,142
Everything will be in the
report.
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00:15:15,310 --> 00:15:17,144
Yeah, sure.
Mind if I head behind the
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bar?
No! Sure! That's not an
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issue.
Yeah, come check out the bar.
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00:15:21,316 --> 00:15:24,318
You know, the bar is sort of the
lifeblood of a bar.
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00:15:24,486 --> 00:15:26,820
I said bar, bar twice!
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00:15:26,988 --> 00:15:28,988
And, oh, you know what?
There's drainage pipes down
447
00:15:28,990 --> 00:15:30,824
there that I don't want you to
check.
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00:15:30,992 --> 00:15:32,826
"Drainage pipes"?
I'm sorry, Mr. Kelly.
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00:15:32,994 --> 00:15:35,462
I have to check it out.
Well, if you gotta do it,
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you gotta do it.
Now... you know, but...
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00:15:37,582 --> 00:15:40,167
I mean, I know that they're a
little wet, they get damp and,
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uh...
Actually, they look pretty
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00:15:42,637 --> 00:15:44,505
good.
All right, well, that's
454
00:15:44,673 --> 00:15:46,507
great.
Uh, so one last thing.
455
00:15:46,675 --> 00:15:48,509
I suppose I want to show the
blender here, for our mixing up
456
00:15:48,677 --> 00:15:50,511
frozen drinks or...
I really don't need to see
457
00:15:50,679 --> 00:15:52,513
that.
Turn it up higher?
458
00:15:52,681 --> 00:15:54,515
I don't really need to...
No, that's not a good idea,
459
00:15:54,683 --> 00:15:56,684
but here we go... See?
Yeah, we blew the power.
460
00:15:56,851 --> 00:15:59,653
It's not really environmentally
safe to turn it up that high,
461
00:15:59,771 --> 00:16:01,772
that's why never really do it.
I should drag you in for that
462
00:16:01,906 --> 00:16:03,824
one-- I'm not gonna.
463
00:16:03,942 --> 00:16:05,859
That's a joke.
I'd love to show you our
464
00:16:06,027 --> 00:16:07,861
packaging machine I keep in the
keg room.
465
00:16:08,029 --> 00:16:10,364
Here, come take a peek here.
Look at all this.
466
00:16:10,532 --> 00:16:13,450
Look at all of this!
Oh, my! This is...
467
00:16:13,585 --> 00:16:15,452
A bit excessive?
Yes, I know, but I'm a little
468
00:16:15,587 --> 00:16:17,454
anal when it comes to securing
the perishables.
469
00:16:17,589 --> 00:16:19,289
You know, I just don't want
anything to get rotten, and
470
00:16:19,424 --> 00:16:21,125
that's about as-as good
as it gets.
471
00:16:21,259 --> 00:16:23,259
You're not the only one with
standards around here.
472
00:16:23,261 --> 00:16:24,962
So, come on down to the
basement and you can check
473
00:16:25,096 --> 00:16:26,797
this out.
Okay, so, uh, watch your step on
474
00:16:26,931 --> 00:16:28,882
the stairs here.
Wouldn't want you to trip on any
475
00:16:29,050 --> 00:16:31,518
old paint cans or anything like
that, but hopefully everything
476
00:16:31,636 --> 00:16:34,054
down here, you know, has been
properly painted and put where
477
00:16:34,189 --> 00:16:36,357
it's supposed to be.
So, you know what I'm saying?
478
00:16:36,474 --> 00:16:38,392
No, I don't.
Where's the carbon monoxide
479
00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:40,394
detector?
Carbon monoxide detector!
480
00:16:40,562 --> 00:16:42,229
All right, so you reach up there
and you give that a poke and
481
00:16:42,364 --> 00:16:43,564
everything should...
482
00:16:43,732 --> 00:16:46,150
Great and... oh!
Twice, okay.
483
00:16:46,284 --> 00:16:48,235
Excellent.
All right, that was
484
00:16:48,370 --> 00:16:50,237
excellent.
Uh, I'm feeling a little
485
00:16:50,372 --> 00:16:52,239
light-headed.
Yeah, could it be the stairs?
486
00:16:52,374 --> 00:16:54,241
Or, you know, maybe you're just
dizzy by the cleanliness.
487
00:16:54,376 --> 00:16:56,243
So, let's get you out of here.
What?
488
00:16:56,378 --> 00:16:58,245
No sense in lingering around.
You checked the carbon monoxide
489
00:16:58,380 --> 00:17:01,382
and that, that's all you got to
do there-- okay, let's see.
490
00:17:01,499 --> 00:17:03,384
Uh, I think we covered
everything.
491
00:17:03,501 --> 00:17:05,753
I mean, uh, doorknob?
That works.
492
00:17:05,887 --> 00:17:08,255
Showed you all the packaged
produce.
493
00:17:08,390 --> 00:17:10,257
Hey, did you meet our bartender?
All right, all right.
494
00:17:10,392 --> 00:17:12,259
I'm not paying for
contaminated steaks!
495
00:17:12,394 --> 00:17:14,261
You're entire truck is filled
with chickens!
496
00:17:14,396 --> 00:17:16,263
You want me to return 4,000
steaks?
497
00:17:16,398 --> 00:17:18,265
This restaurant is insane.
"Restaurant"?
498
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:20,267
Uh, well, yeah, if you count
a bowl of peanuts, you know?
499
00:17:20,402 --> 00:17:22,269
We get the drunks in here, they
get all ornery and confused.
500
00:17:22,404 --> 00:17:24,104
What are you gonna do?
It comes with the territory.
501
00:17:24,239 --> 00:17:25,939
Well, I'd love to spend a little
bit more time in here...
502
00:17:26,074 --> 00:17:27,441
Ah, that's about it,
Mr. Kelly.
503
00:17:27,575 --> 00:17:28,776
That's it?
Yeah.
504
00:17:28,943 --> 00:17:31,612
Oh...
Hey!
505
00:17:31,780 --> 00:17:35,365
Yes? Are you talking to me?
506
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:39,787
Yeah.
What is it?
507
00:17:43,007 --> 00:17:45,959
All right, all right, all right.
508
00:17:46,094 --> 00:17:49,930
Yes. Okay.
You know, all right,
509
00:17:50,048 --> 00:17:52,132
all right, all right.
Kind of says it all.
510
00:17:52,300 --> 00:17:54,301
So, here we go.
Uh, last thing, Sandy.
511
00:17:54,469 --> 00:17:56,804
Is this concrete regulation?
You know, I know there's some
512
00:17:56,971 --> 00:17:58,806
cracks and...
It looks fine.
513
00:17:58,973 --> 00:18:01,108
But I'll tell you what's not
fine, Mr. Kelly, and that's the
514
00:18:01,226 --> 00:18:03,644
Dumpster.
The regulation is exactly six
515
00:18:03,778 --> 00:18:06,897
feet and you were at five and
a half.
516
00:18:07,031 --> 00:18:09,650
Oh, that goddamn bitch!
I know Allen would let this
517
00:18:09,784 --> 00:18:13,570
slide, but I'm not Allen.
I'll have to dock you for that.
518
00:18:13,705 --> 00:18:16,323
Okay, well, I understand, and
I assure you that those
519
00:18:16,491 --> 00:18:18,492
responsible, they'll be dealt
with.
520
00:18:18,626 --> 00:18:21,128
However, you do have an
amazingly clean bar and
521
00:18:21,246 --> 00:18:25,582
therefore I'm giving Paddy's Pub
the highest possible grade.
522
00:18:25,717 --> 00:18:28,752
Congratulations. Oh, my...
You got me with
523
00:18:28,887 --> 00:18:31,171
the whole Dumpster thing!
Oh, man, that's really, really
524
00:18:31,306 --> 00:18:32,673
exciting stuff!
Oh, well...
525
00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:35,843
It's just really fantastic.
That was nice.
526
00:18:36,010 --> 00:18:37,511
Have a wonderful day.
Okay.
527
00:18:37,679 --> 00:18:42,530
Okay.
528
00:18:42,934 --> 00:18:45,185
Guys, we got the highest
529
00:18:45,353 --> 00:18:47,271
grade!
I didn't think we were gonna do
530
00:18:47,405 --> 00:18:49,273
it because of the Dumpster, but,
man, she got us the highest
531
00:18:49,407 --> 00:18:51,275
grade!
The highest grade of...?
532
00:18:51,409 --> 00:18:53,277
The health inspection!
We passed the health inspection!
533
00:18:53,411 --> 00:18:55,946
Boo!
Oh, yeah, we don't, we don't
534
00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:58,080
give a shit about that.
Yeah, we were excited about
535
00:18:58,116 --> 00:19:00,000
the airline miles thing.
Well, yeah, that's cool, too,
536
00:19:00,118 --> 00:19:02,118
but the health inspection was
the whole thing, man!
537
00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:04,004
I pulled it off!
It was like, "Here goes there!"
538
00:19:04,122 --> 00:19:06,006
I did the whole thing.
Uh, Charlie, come on.
539
00:19:06,124 --> 00:19:08,008
We always pass, okay?
We never have a hard time
540
00:19:08,126 --> 00:19:09,180
passing. It's not a big deal.
Nobody gives a shit.
541
00:19:09,275 --> 00:19:11,159
You didn't do anything that
special.
542
00:19:13,501 --> 00:19:15,385
That's how you make a joke
543
00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:17,387
stool right there! That's...
Ow, Charlie!
544
00:19:17,505 --> 00:19:19,005
Did you do that?
Yeah, you know what?
545
00:19:19,140 --> 00:19:20,140
I think I did.
You did it?
546
00:19:20,224 --> 00:19:21,591
Oh, that's so funny!
Are you kidding me?!
547
00:19:21,726 --> 00:19:24,567
I thought I saw you!
Are you kid...? Unbelievable.
548
00:19:25,066 --> 00:19:35,908
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