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"I trust you with my life"?
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- "My life"?
- "Life."
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Oh.
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We all said it at the same time.
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It's 'cause it resonated so hard.
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This is, like, one of
the best songs ever written.
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Like, better than anything that
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Waka Flocka Flame's ever written.
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And that is saying a lot.
He is quite a penman.
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Wow, we're like freakin'
Taylor Swifts in this bitch.
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We should lay down the vocals
while it's still fresh, right?
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- Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah.
- This is gonna be so cool.
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Like, at our next party,
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when a hot chick hears this song,
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and she's like,
"Who sings this song?"
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And I'm like, "Me."
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And then she's all...
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And then I frickin' leave her there
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to question her entire life.
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Except that it's us, right?
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Using the gear that I bought
with my gift certificate
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from my cousin Torbjorn.
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My gift is my voice,
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so this is for you.
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♪ When you need me
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♪ I'll be there
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♪ 'Cause we're best friends
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♪ When you see me,
there's no fear ♪
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♪ 'Cause we're
♪ Best friends
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♪ And when you call me
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♪ I'm gonna pick up
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♪ We're best friends!
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Whoo!
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All right.
Yeah.
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I got goose bumps.
That was pretty good.
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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
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Ha-fruit-ken!
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Ooh, that was a good toss.
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- Whoa!
- Whoo!
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- Nice.
- Oh, man, that's cool.
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What else is cool is the fact
that if I want to, like,
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rerecord a track or, like,
add some kind of special effect,
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you can do it on your phone
via Bluetooth.
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What the...
Okay.
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What is this?
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Sound like Duran Duran hit the skins
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with Michael Bivins
and birthed a jam.
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Who is this?
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I don't like you and how you speak.
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It's us, believe it or not.
It's our new band, Menergy.
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Cool sound, huh?
Pretty original?
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- What?
- Yeah.
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This is taking me back to high
school right now. Right, Bill?
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Buckle up, fellas,
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because the best part
is about to come.
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My part.
Listen to this verse.
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I've got some great lyrics.
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♪ Like I trust you
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I'm supposed to be
right here, I think.
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Is this the bridge,
or is this my part?
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No, I actually think
this might be, um...
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Where you at?
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All right, listen up, everybody.
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- I have some good news.
- What, did you mute it?
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'Cause Jillian was so frugal
with all of our office supplies,
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we have a little-- well, actually,
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a pretty big budget surplus.
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Erasable pens save on Wite-Out.
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You guys all read
that article I sent, right?
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- Mm-mm.
- No.
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The one I wrote?
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- Nobody read that, Jillian.
- That's great.
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All right, so if we don't spend it,
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corporate's gonna slash
next year's budget,
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so I've decided I'm gonna
throw us a little office party.
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Now, if you have any suggestions,
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please let me know.
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But one thing is for damn sure.
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We're getting a pancake station.
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Yeah!
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Alice, can we get a Velcro wall?
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I've always wanted to feel
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what it would be like
to be held and supported.
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By Velcro.
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And we definitely need to get
one of them hammer slammers.
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I've been doing
these Jillian Michael DVDs,
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and it's time to put
my "chess stremph" to the test.
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Let's get a batting cage.
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Wait till you see me bunt.
I can really lay 'em down.
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Okay, you know what?
I'm sorry I asked.
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If you have any more
suggestions, just tell Jillian.
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- I'm out.
- I'm also out.
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I have an idea.
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How 'bout we debut Menergy
at the party?
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- Yes.
- Right?
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I mean, I always thought
it'd be the Apollo Theater,
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but, like, this could work.
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I think fate might've
just stepped in.
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I'm psyched.
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This is how Metallica started.
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They had their first gig at, like,
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a Chick-fil-A, I think.
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Uh, Blake, here's the deal.
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Adam and I got to talking.
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Well, we came to the conclusion
that you're off the project.
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So you did take me off the track.
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Indeed.
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Okay, well, that doesn't make sense.
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We're not a duo.
We're a threesome, like, yeah.
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I don't mean to be mean or rude,
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but your voice is horrific sounding.
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It's so bad, Blake.
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It sounds like life
leaving something.
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Like a child's nightmare.
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Remember the video
of that pit bull that got shot?
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It was like, "Bang!" It was like...
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Shut up!
Shut up, all right?
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You guys backstabbed me, all right?
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You betrayed me.
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You frickin' ripped my heart out,
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and you basically just
threw it in the trash
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and lit it on fire
and spit on it, man.
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- I got to take a walk.
- Okay.
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The irony is, the way
that he described
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what we did to him?
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- That's what his voice sounds like.
- Yeah.
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- ♪ Alice
- ♪ We want to
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♪ Ask you
What is he doing here?
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Blake finally had a good idea.
He's gonna do
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a little musical performance
at the office party.
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What?
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That's the reason that--
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It's okay.
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You know, it's so funny, Blake,
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but I never knew you were in a band.
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Yeah, and it's "rapping wizards."
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Wow.
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I mean, even it it isn't good,
you know,
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it'll be fun to laugh at.
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- Yeah.
- So...
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Worth a chuckle.
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Okay, please get the eff
out of my office now.
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Excuse me.
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Blake, you get back here.
You can't do this.
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- The Wizards--it's our thing.
- Oh, yeah?
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Well, Menergy was our thing too,
but you kicked me out of that,
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so I'm kicking you out
of The Wizards.
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You mess with the dragon's fire,
you get scorched, you bitch.
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- Bye-bye.
- No, not bye-bye, okay?
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'Cause I'm only scared of two things.
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Pincher bugs is one of them,
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and the other is pleasing
a woman to death with my penis.
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Now I realize it wasn't that big,
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so that was an irrational fear.
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But now I'm frickin' scared
of you, my man,
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'cause you're a snake,
and you snaked our gig.
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He's scared, and I'm laughing,
because I think it's hilarious
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that you think you can do
The Wizards without us.
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My whole butt is cracking off
over here.
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No, that's true, Blazer.
It is.
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He frickin' has a giant crack
right up his butt.
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- Yeah.
- It's true.
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Moon him. Moon him, Ders.
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Do not moon me. Not here.
Not--
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Look at it.
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Look at that.
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You think you can moon me
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without consequences?
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Huh? Do you?
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Why are you doing a freaking
Bruce Willis voice right now?
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'Cause I'm serious, all right?
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I'm dead serious.
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Well, buckle up, you backstabbers,
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'cause I got to go rehearse.
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You're gonna see one heck of
a Wizard performance tomorrow.
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And you're not gonna be part of it.
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Oh, this ain't happening,
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because what that snake Blake
doesn't realize
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is that he just awakened a mongoose.
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Hell yeah.
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What's--I don't know
what a mongoose is.
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That's a snake?
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It's a dope ferret
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that can kill snakes.
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That was a snake.
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Dude, your voice is awesome, man.
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It's just like-- it's really unique.
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You just need, like,
really awesome talent
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to be holding you up,
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which is why we have these puppets.
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Karl, that is why you are
my only real friend, all right?
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Because you don't turn
your back on me ever.
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Fricking wolf pack for life, bro.
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Dude. Swee!
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I wish you were my dad sometimes.
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- I really do.
- Yeah.
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I wish you didn't live in a van.
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It's always hot.
I'm hot right now.
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Yeah, sorry.
The AC is busted.
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Here, I'm gonna just drink
some of this juice.
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What is this?
Is this homemade?
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Oh, no! No!
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Oh, my God, what is-- what is that?
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That's a homemade
super stink bomb, dude.
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What?
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That's filled with so much
nasty stuff, man.
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Like raw poop, human poop,
raccoon poop,
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my poop, Velveeta cheese,
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and fermented Grumpy Grape Squeezit.
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- I thought it was kombucha.
- No.
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Oh, Karl, why?
Why?
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Dude, I make 'em,
and I sell it to bad kids.
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Oh, I get that.
You're expanding your portfolio.
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You're getting very wise
in your old age.
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Allow me and my friends
to give you a round of applause.
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Oh, my God.
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The human genius, you guys.
Here he is.
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That's awesome.
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You got to be kidding me.
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He thinks he can replace us
with some puppets?
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You've got to be kidding me.
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- All right, let's go.
- Okay.
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No, this way, dude.
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{pub}One, two, three, yes.
Kick, kick.
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One and two and three and four...
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You know who it be.
It's that crazy-ass mage.
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- Crazy-ass.
- Crazy-ass mage.
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- Was that pretty good?
- It's great.
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It looks like--it's awesome.
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And suck my frickin' balls, dude.
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- Yes, yes.
- What the--
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Police!
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Come out from behind the van now.
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Oh, no way.
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- No way.
- What's going on?
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We don't have to do what you say.
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- Hey--
- No! Fuck you.
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Karl, shut up, dude.
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- They got guns, man.
- No, dude.
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I've been profiled two times
in the last eight years.
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- I'm done with you pigs!
- This is not a fucking game!
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Drop the pipes or I will shoot you!
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That's not necessary, officer.
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Chill!
Put the gun down!
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- You in the middle.
- Yes.
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Step forward, lay on the ground,
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and put your hands behind your back.
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Yes, of course.
Yes, I'm--
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Whoa, back the fuck up!
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Whoa!
Stop, dude! Please!
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We said just the man in the middle.
252
00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,281
- I got the ugly one on the left.
- Fuck.
253
00:08:55,349 --> 00:08:56,870
Say the word, I'll blow his head off.
254
00:08:57,036 --> 00:08:59,790
- Doug, please stop. Please?
- Please, all right?
255
00:08:59,956 --> 00:09:01,291
I'm gonna unhook my puppet.
256
00:09:01,457 --> 00:09:02,589
They're reaching for their weapons!
257
00:09:02,656 --> 00:09:03,789
Oh! Oh, shit!
258
00:09:03,857 --> 00:09:06,088
Okay! Okay!
259
00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:07,631
What is wrong with this guy?
260
00:09:07,797 --> 00:09:08,828
You shot an innocent puppet!
261
00:09:08,895 --> 00:09:10,162
I want your badge number now.
262
00:09:10,230 --> 00:09:12,719
Tha--ooh, you fucked up.
263
00:09:12,885 --> 00:09:14,366
Jesus Christ, Doug!
264
00:09:14,434 --> 00:09:15,968
I told you to keep
your weapons holstered.
265
00:09:16,036 --> 00:09:17,849
Okay, sorry.
266
00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:21,373
We'll call this one even.
267
00:09:21,441 --> 00:09:22,854
I'm sure you got drugs
in that van, so...
268
00:09:23,020 --> 00:09:25,511
Yeah, yes, I have
a lot of drugs in here.
269
00:09:25,578 --> 00:09:26,775
Yes, we'll call it even.
270
00:09:26,941 --> 00:09:29,781
Blake!
Oh, my God, are you okay?
271
00:09:29,849 --> 00:09:32,451
I just called the cops,
and then I heard a gunshot.
272
00:09:32,519 --> 00:09:35,367
- Gunshot?
- Why did you call the cops?
273
00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:37,189
Adam and Anders said that
someone pulled you
274
00:09:37,257 --> 00:09:38,328
in a shady van-- which is right here.
275
00:09:38,494 --> 00:09:39,558
Shady? This is my home.
276
00:09:39,626 --> 00:09:40,859
No, no, no, no, no, no.
277
00:09:40,926 --> 00:09:42,582
I was just out here rehearsing
278
00:09:42,748 --> 00:09:44,228
for the thing tomorrow, okay?
279
00:09:44,296 --> 00:09:46,336
Wasn't in any shady vans.
280
00:09:46,502 --> 00:09:49,047
Wait, on company time?
Blake, go home, okay?
281
00:09:49,213 --> 00:09:50,935
And don't think about coming
back here tomorrow,
282
00:09:51,003 --> 00:09:52,050
because you are suspended.
283
00:09:52,216 --> 00:09:53,437
No!
284
00:09:53,505 --> 00:09:54,261
Go make your puppets somewhere else.
285
00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:55,406
I was just shot at by cops!
286
00:09:55,474 --> 00:09:57,075
Yeah.
287
00:09:57,143 --> 00:09:58,342
But then there won't be
a band to perform--
288
00:09:58,410 --> 00:09:59,710
You know what?
289
00:09:59,778 --> 00:10:01,279
I have a good idea.
290
00:10:01,346 --> 00:10:03,478
What if our band performed tomorrow?
291
00:10:03,644 --> 00:10:06,050
It's a cool emo band
that we started called Menergy.
292
00:10:06,117 --> 00:10:07,524
- What do you say?
- Fine.
293
00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:09,987
Sure. Play.
Who cares?
294
00:10:10,055 --> 00:10:13,238
- Do I have street cred now?
- Wait.
295
00:10:13,404 --> 00:10:15,492
- What are they doing?
- Oh, this'll feel good.
296
00:10:15,560 --> 00:10:16,727
Oh, no. Hell no.
Hell no.
297
00:10:16,795 --> 00:10:18,261
- Hey, hey, hey, chill.
- No. no.
298
00:10:18,329 --> 00:10:20,097
Chill, man. Chill.
They're just butts, bro.
299
00:10:20,165 --> 00:10:21,631
- Let me go.
- Just chill.
300
00:10:21,700 --> 00:10:23,967
- It's not over!
- It's just skin.
301
00:10:24,035 --> 00:10:25,417
It's not.
It's butt skin.
302
00:10:27,038 --> 00:10:27,938
DeMamp, let's go.
303
00:10:28,006 --> 00:10:29,139
You can do your hair in the car.
304
00:10:29,207 --> 00:10:30,440
We got a sound check in 15.
305
00:10:30,508 --> 00:10:32,175
- Hey.
- What?
306
00:10:32,243 --> 00:10:34,411
Before you leave, I just want
to apologize for yesterday.
307
00:10:34,478 --> 00:10:36,303
I was just acting like a weird--
308
00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,615
I don't want to cut you off,
but I've been waiting for that.
309
00:10:38,683 --> 00:10:39,973
Thank you.
310
00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:41,618
You know, I should've just known.
311
00:10:41,686 --> 00:10:43,220
You and Adam have always worked
so well together, and...
312
00:10:43,287 --> 00:10:44,269
Well, I'll be honest.
313
00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:45,655
Working with you would be a dream
314
00:10:45,723 --> 00:10:47,022
compared to working with that guy.
315
00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:48,982
It's like he doesn't understand.
316
00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:50,259
I am the brains of the operation.
317
00:10:50,327 --> 00:10:52,028
He's just a diva.
318
00:10:52,096 --> 00:10:55,098
I know what works
and what doesn't, you know?
319
00:10:55,165 --> 00:10:56,933
Take care. Adam!
320
00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,001
S'go!
321
00:10:59,069 --> 00:11:00,302
You got it. Break a leg.
322
00:11:00,370 --> 00:11:01,537
"Adam, let's go.
323
00:11:01,605 --> 00:11:02,972
- Adam, let's go."
- Hey.
324
00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:04,080
Dude, how does my hair look?
325
00:11:04,246 --> 00:11:06,174
Come here. Let me...
326
00:11:06,243 --> 00:11:08,444
You know, it's weird that Ders
doesn't even, like, realize
327
00:11:08,511 --> 00:11:10,212
how important this kind of stuff
is, you know?
328
00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:11,796
Him being, like, the leader
of the band and stuff.
329
00:11:11,962 --> 00:11:13,549
You'd think he'd know
a little bit about--
330
00:11:13,617 --> 00:11:14,883
- Did he say that?
- Yeah, no.
331
00:11:14,951 --> 00:11:16,092
He said he's the leader of the band.
332
00:11:16,319 --> 00:11:17,819
- He said he's the leader?
- Yeah.
333
00:11:17,887 --> 00:11:20,639
Okay.
334
00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:23,591
If this were a cartoon,
there'd be freaking fire
335
00:11:23,659 --> 00:11:26,928
in my eyeballs right now.
336
00:11:26,996 --> 00:11:30,941
Blake, between me and you,
there is no band without me--
337
00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:34,611
Adam, the freakin' star
of all stars, DeMamp.
338
00:11:34,777 --> 00:11:37,155
It's like we're the band Everclear.
339
00:11:37,321 --> 00:11:38,406
I'm Art Alexakis.
340
00:11:38,474 --> 00:11:40,375
He's Craig Montoya and Greg Eklund.
341
00:11:40,442 --> 00:11:42,410
Don't you ever, ever, ever
forget about me,
342
00:11:42,478 --> 00:11:44,871
even when you're super famous
and up on top, okay?
343
00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:47,882
Blake, I have the memory
of an elephant.
344
00:11:47,949 --> 00:11:50,293
I don't forget nothing.
345
00:11:52,721 --> 00:11:54,172
I forgot pants.
346
00:11:57,592 --> 00:11:59,860
Let's do this.
347
00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:01,846
Ha! That one slipped.
Stop trippin'.
348
00:12:02,012 --> 00:12:03,848
Wow.
349
00:12:04,014 --> 00:12:06,633
- This is so real.
- Yep.
350
00:12:06,701 --> 00:12:09,396
Showtime's in one hour,
so we need to be very careful
351
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,171
with what we do to our bodies.
352
00:12:11,238 --> 00:12:14,040
Pancakes are ready!
353
00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:17,112
Carbo load.
Yes!
354
00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:18,378
Excuse me.
Talent coming through.
355
00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:19,531
- Move, bidge.
- Talent first.
356
00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:20,980
- Get out of my way.
- Talent first.
357
00:12:21,048 --> 00:12:22,683
- Dude, I'm gonna hit...
- Thank you.
358
00:12:22,750 --> 00:12:24,050
So many beautiful notes
when I'm full of food.
359
00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:25,385
That's how I do.
360
00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:26,746
I freakin' fill up with food,
361
00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:28,206
and I exude talent.
362
00:12:28,372 --> 00:12:29,923
Hey, and you know what,
I could really go
363
00:12:29,990 --> 00:12:31,925
for some of that golden brown sauce.
364
00:12:31,992 --> 00:12:34,127
Oh, this?
The good good.
365
00:12:34,195 --> 00:12:35,528
- Yummy, yummy.
- Gonna get you some.
366
00:12:35,595 --> 00:12:36,729
- Yowza.
- Get me some.
367
00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:37,966
I'm excited about today.
368
00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:39,217
- I am too.
- To Menergy.
369
00:12:39,383 --> 00:12:41,567
Let's get menergized.
370
00:12:41,635 --> 00:12:42,679
Right?
371
00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:43,869
Yeah.
372
00:12:47,907 --> 00:12:49,644
- These are weird-tasting.
- What is that?
373
00:12:50,977 --> 00:12:51,977
It's Blake.
374
00:12:52,979 --> 00:12:53,898
Hi.
375
00:12:54,064 --> 00:12:56,615
How was your pancakes?
376
00:12:56,683 --> 00:12:59,029
Blake, where are you?
The pancakes.
377
00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:00,853
Did he do--
what'd he do to the pancakes?
378
00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:02,921
You tell you what you did
to these pancakes right now.
379
00:13:04,423 --> 00:13:05,958
What didn't I do to the pancakes?
380
00:13:06,025 --> 00:13:09,261
I--actually, I just switched
the syrup with teriyaki.
381
00:13:11,248 --> 00:13:13,376
No, no. You guys!
It's not syrup, it's teriyaki.
382
00:13:13,542 --> 00:13:14,599
You can't eat the pancakes.
383
00:13:14,667 --> 00:13:17,469
It's teriyaki?
384
00:13:17,536 --> 00:13:19,591
It's actually not bad
when you know what it is.
385
00:13:27,639 --> 00:13:29,207
{pub}Oh, boys, it's a shame
386
00:13:29,275 --> 00:13:31,811
Alice is gonna have to
cancel the mixer.
387
00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:33,845
It's actually not a mixer, Blake.
388
00:13:33,913 --> 00:13:36,213
If anything, it's like
a office party or a brunch
389
00:13:36,281 --> 00:13:38,683
with activities, and why would
Alice cancel it?
390
00:13:38,750 --> 00:13:41,154
Okay, well, here's one pitch why.
391
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:44,087
- He's got a pitch.
- Okay, what is it?
392
00:13:44,155 --> 00:13:45,589
No, it--that--
393
00:13:45,657 --> 00:13:47,090
it's a pun, okay?
394
00:13:47,158 --> 00:13:49,193
Just look at
the pitching machine, man.
395
00:13:49,260 --> 00:13:50,928
- What do you mean, it's--
- All right, hit it.
396
00:13:52,997 --> 00:13:54,626
My eyes!
397
00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:57,545
Who put fruit in the ball return?
398
00:13:57,711 --> 00:13:58,836
There he is.
399
00:13:58,903 --> 00:14:00,904
Blake, what's up, man?
400
00:14:00,972 --> 00:14:02,133
What's your end game?
401
00:14:02,299 --> 00:14:04,241
There is no end game, Adam.
402
00:14:04,309 --> 00:14:06,543
All right?
403
00:14:06,610 --> 00:14:08,348
Now stick around.
404
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:09,813
Stick around.
405
00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:11,059
- Make sure to stick around.
- Stick around.
406
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:13,717
Hold me in your arms, Mother Velcro!
407
00:14:13,784 --> 00:14:15,084
The Velcro wall.
408
00:14:15,152 --> 00:14:16,586
- Velcro wall.
- What's happening?
409
00:14:16,654 --> 00:14:18,691
Oh, God. Help. Help!
410
00:14:18,857 --> 00:14:20,256
- It's deflating!
- Jillian?
411
00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:25,031
Oh, dear God,
it's swallowing me whole.
412
00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:27,450
Jillian, I know it's hard, but
you have to work with me here.
413
00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:29,702
Alice, you really got to--
414
00:14:29,868 --> 00:14:31,167
What is that? Is that my skin?
415
00:14:31,235 --> 00:14:32,122
No, it's Velcro.
416
00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:34,249
Stop screaming in my ear!
417
00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:39,838
Oh, my panties are out.
418
00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:41,777
Okay, that was kind of
anti-climactic.
419
00:14:41,845 --> 00:14:42,799
- Come on.
- All right.
420
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:44,246
Hey, you see this?
421
00:14:44,313 --> 00:14:45,647
Still got "teriyoki" on my fingers.
422
00:14:45,715 --> 00:14:48,316
What the--
423
00:14:48,385 --> 00:14:51,186
It's Blake. He's here.
424
00:14:53,857 --> 00:14:55,624
You're on speakerphone.
425
00:14:55,692 --> 00:14:56,925
- What's up? Adam's here.
- It's Adam and Ders.
426
00:14:56,993 --> 00:14:58,593
And listen up, okay?
427
00:14:58,660 --> 00:15:00,428
It's Menergy's big day,
and you are ruining it,
428
00:15:00,496 --> 00:15:01,930
because you're freaking
our crowd out.
429
00:15:01,998 --> 00:15:02,931
Oh, I'm sorry, Ders.
430
00:15:02,999 --> 00:15:04,399
Am I sapping all the Menergy
431
00:15:04,466 --> 00:15:06,101
from you guys?
432
00:15:06,168 --> 00:15:09,137
Oh, I hope you have
the "skremph" to play the gig.
433
00:15:09,205 --> 00:15:11,578
Otherwise, it's really gonna stink.
434
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:15,081
Who says stupid stuff like "skremph?"
435
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:17,445
I'm like Thor's uncle up in here.
436
00:15:17,513 --> 00:15:18,960
Oh!
437
00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:20,253
Damn it!
438
00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:21,796
No! No!
439
00:15:25,854 --> 00:15:28,303
Drop the hammer!
440
00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:40,534
- Got it!
- Nice.
441
00:15:40,601 --> 00:15:41,936
Oh! I've always wanted
to hold a hammer like this.
442
00:15:42,003 --> 00:15:43,203
- That was close.
- That was cool, right?
443
00:15:43,271 --> 00:15:44,704
Hey, don't you see me trying to
444
00:15:44,772 --> 00:15:46,340
ring this bell
like Bart Simpson's neck?
445
00:15:46,408 --> 00:15:48,141
Well, it's a good thing
you didn't--look.
446
00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:50,784
One of Karl's classic
homemade stink bombs.
447
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,202
Whatever.
448
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:54,787
It's Blake.
449
00:15:56,350 --> 00:15:59,167
Congratulations.
You stopped Tez.
450
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,455
But I've got more up my sleeve.
451
00:16:01,522 --> 00:16:03,056
Sleeve. Rip your sleeves off.
452
00:16:03,123 --> 00:16:04,324
- He did something to our sleeves.
- No, Adam, stop it.
453
00:16:04,391 --> 00:16:05,391
He did something to our sleeves.
454
00:16:05,459 --> 00:16:06,592
Adam, you heard him.
Stop it.
455
00:16:06,660 --> 00:16:07,560
Didn't you hear him?
456
00:16:07,627 --> 00:16:08,828
He knows we stopped Tez.
457
00:16:08,895 --> 00:16:11,497
He can see us.
458
00:16:11,565 --> 00:16:13,199
- I spotted him.
- Where? Where?
459
00:16:13,267 --> 00:16:16,184
- Where?
- He's on the roof over there.
460
00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:17,894
Go, go, go, go.
461
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:20,873
Blake, you hold it right there.
462
00:16:20,941 --> 00:16:22,941
- Oh!
- Owie.
463
00:16:27,514 --> 00:16:29,114
Karl?
What are you doing?
464
00:16:29,182 --> 00:16:30,783
I'll never tell you, 'cause you hurt
465
00:16:30,851 --> 00:16:32,417
my best friend Blake's feelings.
466
00:16:32,486 --> 00:16:34,086
- Oh?
- Ow! Ow!
467
00:16:34,153 --> 00:16:35,245
It's glued to my head.
Stop!
468
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:37,330
- Where is he?
- Stop! Ow, dude.
469
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:42,710
- Oh.
- Well, hello.
470
00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:44,529
You know what?
471
00:16:44,597 --> 00:16:46,464
I'm gonna just jump off of here
and kill myself.
472
00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:48,174
That way I don't have to see
your stupid performance again.
473
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:49,868
No, that's where you're wrong, Blake,
474
00:16:49,935 --> 00:16:51,136
'cause you're gonna have to see
our performance
475
00:16:51,204 --> 00:16:54,071
over and over and over again,
476
00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:56,140
forever, starting now.
477
00:16:56,208 --> 00:16:57,809
Get your butt out of my face.
478
00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:05,817
- Showtime.
- Yeah.
479
00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:07,652
Sit tight, you bizznatch.
480
00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:09,286
Hello, TelAmericorp
481
00:17:09,354 --> 00:17:11,823
and any other offices out there
that can hear us.
482
00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:14,325
We are Menergy.
483
00:17:14,491 --> 00:17:17,745
Let's get menergized!
484
00:17:17,911 --> 00:17:19,205
Whoo!
485
00:17:21,633 --> 00:17:24,502
♪ When you need me,
I'll be there ♪
486
00:17:24,569 --> 00:17:28,256
♪ 'Cause we're best friends
487
00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:31,341
♪ When you see me,
there's no fear ♪
488
00:17:31,409 --> 00:17:35,305
♪ 'Cause we're best friends
489
00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:37,881
♪ Do you trust me
like I trust you? ♪
490
00:17:37,949 --> 00:17:42,145
♪ I don't care who overhears
our conversation ♪
491
00:17:43,654 --> 00:17:45,064
He doesn't understand.
492
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:46,389
- I'm the brains of the operation.
- Wait, what?
493
00:17:46,457 --> 00:17:47,692
There is no band
494
00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:49,068
without me, Adam.
495
00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:50,194
What the hell is that?
What are you saying?
496
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:51,821
You just said something first.
497
00:17:51,987 --> 00:17:53,197
He's just a diva.
498
00:17:53,363 --> 00:17:54,497
I'm the diva?
499
00:17:54,565 --> 00:17:55,532
Look how hard your hair is right now.
500
00:17:55,599 --> 00:17:56,599
I'm the diva?
501
00:17:56,667 --> 00:17:59,120
Hey, I wake up like this.
You want to get real?
502
00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:00,937
We both know Menergy wouldn't exist
503
00:18:01,004 --> 00:18:02,582
without me, the brains.
504
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,918
Okay, I'm the talent
of the operation.
505
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,502
I thought you guys were friends.
506
00:18:06,668 --> 00:18:09,344
Like how every line of your song
is about being friends?
507
00:18:09,412 --> 00:18:11,313
- Yeah, we're friends, Bill.
- We're friends, okay?
508
00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:12,782
This is a spat between friends.
509
00:18:12,849 --> 00:18:14,516
Kind of like the band Everclear.
510
00:18:14,585 --> 00:18:15,845
I'm Art Alexakis.
511
00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:17,847
He's Craig Montoya and Greg Eklund.
512
00:18:18,303 --> 00:18:21,390
Okay, let me be
ever so clear about this.
513
00:18:21,458 --> 00:18:23,227
You are no Art Alexakis.
514
00:18:23,393 --> 00:18:26,147
I'm totally Art Alexakis,
and I told Blake that--okay.
515
00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:40,184
{pub}Quite the performance, gentlemen.
516
00:18:40,252 --> 00:18:42,580
And I had the perfect seats.
517
00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:44,455
Front side stage, right within range
518
00:18:44,523 --> 00:18:46,417
of your stupid little
Bluetooth beat machine.
519
00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:48,586
Oh, my God, he wanted us
to catch him.
520
00:18:48,752 --> 00:18:50,004
No, what I--
521
00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:53,925
what I wanted-- I'll tell you.
522
00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:56,900
What I wanted was to
rock and roll onstage
523
00:18:56,968 --> 00:18:59,013
with my friends, okay?
524
00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:01,772
We've established
that you're talentless, okay?
525
00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,640
And it's your voice,
and it's horrible,
526
00:19:03,708 --> 00:19:05,228
and it was sort of
a business decision.
527
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:06,843
Yeah, all right.
528
00:19:06,910 --> 00:19:09,357
I will admit, I have
a very bad singing voice.
529
00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:11,401
- Very bad. It's very, very bad.
- So bad.
530
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:13,650
How would you feel if,
you know, Ders and I
531
00:19:13,718 --> 00:19:15,405
left you out of the project?
532
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:17,320
You guys wouldn't do that,
because I am
533
00:19:17,388 --> 00:19:19,421
a natural-born performer,
534
00:19:19,489 --> 00:19:20,723
and I'm the best singer of the crew.
535
00:19:20,791 --> 00:19:22,058
Yeah, that's true.
536
00:19:22,126 --> 00:19:23,392
You're in no matter what.
537
00:19:23,460 --> 00:19:24,727
But, Ders, what about you?
538
00:19:24,795 --> 00:19:26,662
What if Adam and I left you out?
539
00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:28,931
Uh, you guys do that all the time.
540
00:19:28,999 --> 00:19:30,420
And it does feel pretty bad.
541
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:32,501
Look, I have a terrible voice.
542
00:19:32,569 --> 00:19:34,603
Even my deaf friend
from high school, Terrell,
543
00:19:34,671 --> 00:19:36,104
he would tell me, like, you know,
544
00:19:36,172 --> 00:19:40,008
"Don't quit your day job."
545
00:19:40,076 --> 00:19:41,848
You can speak sign language?
546
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,379
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A little.
547
00:19:43,446 --> 00:19:44,680
Little.
548
00:19:44,748 --> 00:19:45,643
Little bit.
549
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:52,487
♪ We've got respect
For each other ♪
550
00:19:52,554 --> 00:19:55,820
♪ We will protect one another ♪
551
00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:59,490
♪ Don't waste your breath
on the haters ♪
552
00:19:59,656 --> 00:20:03,453
♪ They're jealous
of our friendship ♪
553
00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:07,936
♪ Friends till the end
554
00:20:08,004 --> 00:20:09,876
♪ Ride or die, best friends ♪
555
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:12,837
♪ I'll trust you with my life
556
00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:14,547
♪ Friends till the end
557
00:20:14,777 --> 00:20:16,944
♪ Ride or die, best friends ♪
558
00:20:17,012 --> 00:20:20,803
♪ I'll trust you with my life
559
00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:22,317
- Thank you guys so much.
- Thank you.
560
00:20:22,384 --> 00:20:23,551
- Stay menergized.
- All right.
561
00:20:23,619 --> 00:20:24,640
- Take it to church!
- Thank you.
562
00:20:24,806 --> 00:20:27,087
- Thanks.
- Whoo! We are Menergy.
563
00:20:27,155 --> 00:20:28,789
That was so fun.
564
00:20:28,857 --> 00:20:30,938
I'm sorry, what the hell
are you doing here?
565
00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:32,626
He's jamming with his friends, which,
566
00:20:32,694 --> 00:20:33,961
last time I checked, ain't a crime.
567
00:20:34,029 --> 00:20:35,629
Actually, the last time I checked,
568
00:20:35,697 --> 00:20:37,564
he's not supposed to be here,
so you know what?
569
00:20:37,632 --> 00:20:39,113
Neither should you.
Why don't you go home.
570
00:20:39,279 --> 00:20:42,068
Just go smoke weed about it?
571
00:20:42,136 --> 00:20:44,438
Let's do it.
Oh, hey, guys?
572
00:20:44,505 --> 00:20:45,706
Thank you.
573
00:20:45,773 --> 00:20:47,580
- Yes.
- Thank you.
574
00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:49,676
One, two, three, four!
575
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:55,507
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