1 00:00:02,164 --> 00:00:04,078 "I trust you with my life"? 2 00:00:04,103 --> 00:00:05,303 - "My life"? - "Life." 3 00:00:05,324 --> 00:00:06,706 - Oh. - [laughs] 4 00:00:06,721 --> 00:00:10,744 We all said it at the same time. It's 'cause it resonated so hard. 5 00:00:10,768 --> 00:00:12,476 This is, like, one of the best songs ever written. 6 00:00:12,491 --> 00:00:15,133 Like, better than anything that Waka Flocka Flame's ever written. 7 00:00:15,156 --> 00:00:16,876 And that is saying a lot. He is quite a penman. 8 00:00:16,889 --> 00:00:19,280 Wow, we're like freakin' Taylor Swifts in this bitch. 9 00:00:19,288 --> 00:00:21,584 - We should lay down the vocals while it's still fresh, right? - Mm-hmm. 10 00:00:21,597 --> 00:00:23,096 - Oh, yeah. - This is gonna be so cool. 11 00:00:23,104 --> 00:00:25,690 Like, at our next party, when a hot chick hears this song, 12 00:00:25,705 --> 00:00:29,502 and she's like, "Who sings this song?" 13 00:00:29,518 --> 00:00:30,750 And I'm like, "Me." 14 00:00:30,775 --> 00:00:32,237 And then she's all... 15 00:00:32,262 --> 00:00:34,415 [moaning] 16 00:00:34,440 --> 00:00:36,871 And then I frickin' leave her there to question her entire life. 17 00:00:36,886 --> 00:00:38,668 Except that it's us, right? 18 00:00:38,683 --> 00:00:40,925 Using the gear that I bought with my gift certificate 19 00:00:40,950 --> 00:00:42,349 from my cousin Torbjorn. 20 00:00:42,374 --> 00:00:44,669 My gift is my voice, 21 00:00:44,694 --> 00:00:46,772 so this is for you. 22 00:00:46,783 --> 00:00:47,822 [New wave music] 23 00:00:47,829 --> 00:00:49,318 ♪ When you need me ♪ 24 00:00:49,333 --> 00:00:50,709 ♪ I'll be there ♪ 25 00:00:50,732 --> 00:00:53,550 ♪ 'Cause we're best friends ♪ 26 00:00:54,574 --> 00:00:57,590 ♪ When you see me, there's no fear ♪ 27 00:00:57,606 --> 00:00:58,413 ♪ 'Cause we're ♪ 28 00:00:58,438 --> 00:01:00,645 Both: ♪ Best friends ♪ 29 00:01:01,345 --> 00:01:03,314 [tunelessly] ♪ And when you call me ♪ 30 00:01:03,329 --> 00:01:04,919 ♪ I'm gonna pick up ♪ 31 00:01:04,934 --> 00:01:05,982 ♪ We're best friends! ♪ 32 00:01:05,989 --> 00:01:07,315 - Whoo! - [laughs] 33 00:01:07,340 --> 00:01:08,437 All right. 34 00:01:08,461 --> 00:01:09,516 Yeah. 35 00:01:09,539 --> 00:01:12,340 I got goose bumps. That was pretty good. 36 00:01:12,365 --> 00:01:15,031 ♪ 37 00:01:21,127 --> 00:01:27,157 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com Resync for WEB-DL by Norther 38 00:01:27,182 --> 00:01:28,508 [New wave music] 39 00:01:28,533 --> 00:01:29,838 Ha-fruit-ken! 40 00:01:29,854 --> 00:01:32,314 Ooh, that was a good toss. 41 00:01:32,339 --> 00:01:34,339 - Whoa! - Whoo! 42 00:01:34,359 --> 00:01:36,390 - Nice. - Oh, man, that's cool. 43 00:01:36,405 --> 00:01:39,161 What else is cool is the fact that if I want to, like, 44 00:01:39,184 --> 00:01:41,541 rerecord a track or, like, add some kind of special effect, 45 00:01:41,549 --> 00:01:44,907 you can do it on your phone via Bluetooth. 46 00:01:44,931 --> 00:01:46,736 What the... Okay. 47 00:01:46,751 --> 00:01:48,310 What is this? 48 00:01:48,335 --> 00:01:52,266 Sound like Duran Duran hit the skins with Michael Bivins and birthed a jam. 49 00:01:52,291 --> 00:01:55,057 - Who is this? - I don't like you and how you speak. 50 00:01:55,072 --> 00:01:57,668 It's us, believe it or not. It's our new band, Menergy. 51 00:01:57,683 --> 00:01:59,197 Cool sound, huh? Pretty original? 52 00:01:59,222 --> 00:02:00,691 - What? - Yeah. 53 00:02:00,706 --> 00:02:02,629 This is taking me back to high school right now. Right, Bill? 54 00:02:02,636 --> 00:02:05,433 Buckle up, fellas, because the best part is about to come. 55 00:02:05,441 --> 00:02:07,115 My part. Listen to this verse. 56 00:02:07,140 --> 00:02:08,617 I've got some great lyrics. 57 00:02:08,624 --> 00:02:09,882 Ders and Adam: ♪ Like I trust you ♪ 58 00:02:09,889 --> 00:02:11,963 - I don't hear it. - I'm supposed to be right here, I think. 59 00:02:11,970 --> 00:02:13,342 Is this the bridge, or is this my part? 60 00:02:13,357 --> 00:02:15,514 No, I actually think this might be, um... 61 00:02:15,529 --> 00:02:17,420 [door clicks] Where you at? 62 00:02:17,435 --> 00:02:19,632 All right, listen up, everybody. 63 00:02:19,646 --> 00:02:21,294 - I have some good news. - What, did you mute it? 64 00:02:21,317 --> 00:02:24,927 Because Jillian was so frugal with all of our office supplies, 65 00:02:24,942 --> 00:02:29,239 we have a little-- well, actually, a pretty big budget surplus. 66 00:02:29,262 --> 00:02:31,505 Erasable pens save on Wite-Out. 67 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:33,544 You guys all read that article I sent, right? 68 00:02:33,559 --> 00:02:34,450 - Mm-mm. - No. 69 00:02:34,472 --> 00:02:35,489 The one I wrote? 70 00:02:35,505 --> 00:02:37,286 - Nobody read that, Jillian. - That's great. 71 00:02:37,309 --> 00:02:38,704 All right, so if we don't spend it, 72 00:02:38,727 --> 00:02:40,571 corporate's gonna slash next year's budget, 73 00:02:40,587 --> 00:02:43,694 so I've decided I'm gonna throw us a little office party. 74 00:02:43,719 --> 00:02:46,633 Now, if you have any suggestions, please let me know. 75 00:02:46,648 --> 00:02:49,213 But one thing is for damn sure. 76 00:02:49,226 --> 00:02:51,527 We're getting a pancake station. 77 00:02:51,539 --> 00:02:52,680 Yeah! 78 00:02:52,687 --> 00:02:54,125 [whooping] 79 00:02:54,140 --> 00:02:56,133 Alice, can we get a Velcro wall? 80 00:02:56,141 --> 00:02:59,476 I've always wanted to feel what it would be like to be held and supported. 81 00:02:59,934 --> 00:03:00,832 By Velcro. 82 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:03,285 And we definitely need to get one of them hammer slammers. 83 00:03:03,300 --> 00:03:05,724 I've been doing these Jillian Michael DVDs, 84 00:03:05,739 --> 00:03:08,912 and it's time to put my "chess stremph" to the test. 85 00:03:08,937 --> 00:03:09,700 [grunts] 86 00:03:09,725 --> 00:03:11,131 Let's get a batting cage. 87 00:03:11,145 --> 00:03:13,825 Wait till you see me bunt. I can really lay 'em down. 88 00:03:13,839 --> 00:03:15,317 Okay, you know what? I'm sorry I asked. 89 00:03:15,332 --> 00:03:18,465 If you have any more suggestions, just tell Jillian. I'm out. 90 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:20,064 And I'm also out. 91 00:03:20,089 --> 00:03:21,152 I have an idea. 92 00:03:21,167 --> 00:03:25,431 How 'bout we debut Menergy at the party? 93 00:03:25,456 --> 00:03:26,487 - Yes. - Whoa. - Right? 94 00:03:26,503 --> 00:03:28,925 I mean, I always thought it'd be the Apollo Theater, 95 00:03:28,940 --> 00:03:31,549 but, like, this could work. I think fate might've just stepped in. 96 00:03:31,573 --> 00:03:33,221 I'm psyched. This is how Metallica started. 97 00:03:33,228 --> 00:03:36,134 They had their first gig at, like, a Chick-fil-A, I think. 98 00:03:36,675 --> 00:03:38,847 [mouthing words] 99 00:03:38,869 --> 00:03:41,189 Uh, Blake, here's the deal. 100 00:03:41,205 --> 00:03:43,197 Adam and I got to talking. 101 00:03:43,220 --> 00:03:47,159 Well, we came to the conclusion that you're off the project. 102 00:03:47,875 --> 00:03:49,791 So you did take me off the track. 103 00:03:50,573 --> 00:03:51,273 Indeed. 104 00:03:51,289 --> 00:03:52,562 Okay, well, that doesn't make sense. 105 00:03:52,586 --> 00:03:55,579 We're not a duo. We're a threesome, like, yeah. 106 00:03:55,604 --> 00:03:58,065 I don't mean to be mean or rude, 107 00:03:58,088 --> 00:04:01,744 but your voice is horrific sounding. 108 00:04:01,752 --> 00:04:03,112 It's so bad, Blake. 109 00:04:03,127 --> 00:04:05,633 [tones echoing] It sounds like life leaving something. 110 00:04:05,658 --> 00:04:07,260 Like a child's nightmare. 111 00:04:07,275 --> 00:04:09,531 Remember the video of that pit bull that got shot? 112 00:04:09,554 --> 00:04:10,822 It was like, "Bang!" It was like... 113 00:04:10,847 --> 00:04:13,499 [both whimpering, wailing] 114 00:04:13,945 --> 00:04:15,530 Shut up! Shut up, all right? 115 00:04:15,548 --> 00:04:17,907 You guys backstabbed me, all right? You betrayed me. 116 00:04:17,922 --> 00:04:19,735 You frickin' ripped my heart out, 117 00:04:19,750 --> 00:04:21,318 and you basically just threw it in the trash 118 00:04:21,325 --> 00:04:23,795 and lit it on fire and spit on it, man. 119 00:04:23,818 --> 00:04:25,381 - I got to take a walk. - Okay. 120 00:04:25,393 --> 00:04:28,057 The irony is, the way that he described what we did to him? 121 00:04:28,065 --> 00:04:29,946 - That's what his voice sounds like. - Yeah. 122 00:04:30,767 --> 00:04:32,275 Both: ♪ Alice ♪ 123 00:04:32,300 --> 00:04:33,239 ♪ We want to ♪ 124 00:04:33,254 --> 00:04:35,497 ♪ Ask you ♪ What is he doing here? 125 00:04:35,504 --> 00:04:37,208 Blake finally had a good idea. 126 00:04:37,233 --> 00:04:40,548 He's gonna do a little musical performance at the office party. 127 00:04:40,573 --> 00:04:41,756 What? 128 00:04:42,623 --> 00:04:44,367 That's the reason that-- [stammering] 129 00:04:44,382 --> 00:04:45,476 It's okay. 130 00:04:45,492 --> 00:04:48,234 You know, it's so funny, Blake, but I never knew you were in a band. 131 00:04:48,249 --> 00:04:50,617 - Yeah. - Yeah, and it's "rapping wizards." 132 00:04:50,642 --> 00:04:51,580 Wow. 133 00:04:51,602 --> 00:04:54,040 I mean, even it it isn't good, you know, it'll be fun to laugh at. 134 00:04:54,055 --> 00:04:55,572 - Yeah. - So... 135 00:04:55,597 --> 00:04:56,733 Worth a chuckle. 136 00:04:56,750 --> 00:04:58,282 [chuckles] 137 00:04:59,116 --> 00:05:01,916 Okay, please get the eff out of my office now. 138 00:05:02,557 --> 00:05:03,926 Excuse me. 139 00:05:06,941 --> 00:05:08,341 [thuds] 140 00:05:10,468 --> 00:05:12,118 Blake, you get back here. You can't do this. 141 00:05:12,134 --> 00:05:14,837 - The Wizards--it's our thing. - Oh, yeah? 142 00:05:14,860 --> 00:05:17,642 Well, Menergy was our thing too, but you kicked me out of that, 143 00:05:17,657 --> 00:05:19,376 so I'm kicking you out of The Wizards. 144 00:05:19,392 --> 00:05:22,306 You mess with the dragon's fire, you get scorched, you bitch. 145 00:05:22,321 --> 00:05:25,012 - Bye-bye. - No, not bye-bye, okay? 146 00:05:25,037 --> 00:05:27,357 'Cause I'm only scared of two things. 147 00:05:27,379 --> 00:05:29,723 - Pincher bugs is one of them,... - That's legit. 148 00:05:29,746 --> 00:05:32,965 and the other is pleasing a woman to death with my penis. 149 00:05:32,973 --> 00:05:35,661 Now I realize it wasn't that big, so that was an irrational fear. 150 00:05:35,676 --> 00:05:37,668 But now I'm frickin' scared of you, my man, 151 00:05:37,691 --> 00:05:40,020 'cause you're a snake, and you snaked our gig. 152 00:05:40,042 --> 00:05:42,840 He's scared, and I'm laughing, because I think it's hilarious 153 00:05:42,856 --> 00:05:45,004 that you think you can do The Wizards without us. 154 00:05:45,028 --> 00:05:46,620 My whole butt is cracking off over here. 155 00:05:46,645 --> 00:05:48,314 No, that's true, Blazer. It is. 156 00:05:48,339 --> 00:05:50,723 He frickin' has a giant crack right up his butt. 157 00:05:50,746 --> 00:05:51,629 - Yeah. - It's true. 158 00:05:51,645 --> 00:05:53,426 Moon him. Moon him, Ders. 159 00:05:53,434 --> 00:05:55,512 Do not moon me. Not here. Not-- 160 00:05:55,537 --> 00:05:56,943 - Look at it. - [grunts] 161 00:05:56,966 --> 00:05:58,233 Look at that. 162 00:05:58,258 --> 00:06:00,172 [quietly] You think you can moon me without consequences? 163 00:06:00,187 --> 00:06:01,610 Huh? Do you? 164 00:06:01,625 --> 00:06:04,180 Why are you doing a freaking Bruce Willis voice right now? 165 00:06:04,202 --> 00:06:06,386 'Cause I'm serious, all right? 166 00:06:07,585 --> 00:06:08,797 I'm dead serious. 167 00:06:09,464 --> 00:06:12,712 Well, buckle up, you backstabbers, 'cause I got to go rehearse. 168 00:06:12,737 --> 00:06:14,069 [chuckles] 169 00:06:14,094 --> 00:06:16,649 You're gonna see one heck of a Wizard performance tomorrow. 170 00:06:16,664 --> 00:06:18,858 And you're not gonna be part of it. 171 00:06:20,191 --> 00:06:21,942 Oh, this ain't happening, 172 00:06:21,956 --> 00:06:23,840 because what that snake Blake doesn't realize 173 00:06:23,856 --> 00:06:27,066 is that he just awakened a mongoose. 174 00:06:28,968 --> 00:06:30,493 Hell yeah. 175 00:06:32,472 --> 00:06:34,051 What's--I don't know what a mongoose is. 176 00:06:34,066 --> 00:06:37,567 - That's a snake? - t's a dope ferret that can kill snakes. 177 00:06:37,582 --> 00:06:38,970 [hisses] 178 00:06:39,827 --> 00:06:40,729 That was a snake. 179 00:06:40,754 --> 00:06:42,606 Dude, your voice is awesome, man. 180 00:06:42,621 --> 00:06:44,465 It's just like-- it's really unique. 181 00:06:44,473 --> 00:06:48,604 You just need, like, really awesome talent to be holding you up, 182 00:06:48,629 --> 00:06:49,973 which is why we have these puppets. 183 00:06:49,996 --> 00:06:53,786 Karl, that is why you are my only real friend, all right? 184 00:06:53,801 --> 00:06:55,943 - Because you don't turn your back on me ever. - Mm-hmm. 185 00:06:55,968 --> 00:06:59,252 - Fricking wolf pack for life, bro. - Dude. Swee! 186 00:06:59,259 --> 00:07:00,932 I wish you were my dad sometimes. 187 00:07:00,955 --> 00:07:01,971 - I really do. - Yeah. 188 00:07:01,994 --> 00:07:04,877 I wish you didn't live in a van. It's always hot. I'm hot right now. 189 00:07:04,892 --> 00:07:06,609 Yeah, sorry. The AC is busted. 190 00:07:06,634 --> 00:07:08,999 Here, I'm gonna just drink some of this juice. 191 00:07:10,397 --> 00:07:11,755 What is this? Is this homemade? 192 00:07:11,771 --> 00:07:12,544 [gags] 193 00:07:12,569 --> 00:07:14,264 Oh, no! No! 194 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:16,728 Oh, my God, what is-- what is that? [gagging] 195 00:07:17,795 --> 00:07:20,467 - That's a homemade super stink bomb, dude. - What? 196 00:07:20,490 --> 00:07:23,128 That's filled with so much nasty stuff, man. 197 00:07:23,143 --> 00:07:26,856 Like raw poop, human poop, raccoon poop, 198 00:07:26,878 --> 00:07:31,371 my poop, Velveeta cheese, and fermented Grumpy Grape Squeezit. 199 00:07:31,394 --> 00:07:33,348 - I thought it was kombucha. - No. 200 00:07:33,371 --> 00:07:35,886 Oh, Karl, why? Why? 201 00:07:35,910 --> 00:07:38,410 Dude, I make 'em, and I sell it to bad kids. 202 00:07:38,425 --> 00:07:40,754 Oh, I get that. You're expanding your portfolio. 203 00:07:40,762 --> 00:07:43,535 You're getting very wise in your old age. 204 00:07:43,551 --> 00:07:47,205 Allow me and my friends to give you a round of applause. 205 00:07:47,230 --> 00:07:48,105 [puppet hands clacking] 206 00:07:48,130 --> 00:07:50,549 - Oh, my God. - The human genius, you guys. Here he is. 207 00:07:50,564 --> 00:07:51,690 That's awesome. 208 00:07:53,166 --> 00:07:56,409 You got to be kidding me. He thinks he can replace us with some puppets? 209 00:07:56,432 --> 00:07:58,470 You've got to be kidding me. 210 00:07:58,495 --> 00:07:59,909 - All right, let's go. - Okay. 211 00:07:59,924 --> 00:08:01,473 No, this way, dude. 212 00:08:08,856 --> 00:08:10,786 {pub}One, two, three, yes. 213 00:08:10,810 --> 00:08:12,529 - One and two and three and four... - Kick, kick. 214 00:08:12,552 --> 00:08:16,677 You know who it be. It's that crazy-ass mage. 215 00:08:16,692 --> 00:08:18,115 - Crazy-ass. - Crazy-ass mage. 216 00:08:18,138 --> 00:08:19,347 - Was that pretty good? - It's great. 217 00:08:19,362 --> 00:08:20,800 It looks like--it's awesome. [siren wailing] 218 00:08:20,815 --> 00:08:23,050 And suck my frickin' balls, dude. 219 00:08:23,065 --> 00:08:25,073 - Yes, yes. - What the-- 220 00:08:25,081 --> 00:08:27,499 Police! Come out from behind the van now. 221 00:08:27,515 --> 00:08:29,790 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - Oh, no way. 222 00:08:29,797 --> 00:08:30,690 - No way. - What's going on? 223 00:08:30,706 --> 00:08:31,904 We don't have to do what you say. 224 00:08:31,919 --> 00:08:32,972 - Hey-- - No! Fuck you. 225 00:08:32,987 --> 00:08:34,016 Karl, shut up, dude. 226 00:08:34,039 --> 00:08:36,087 - They got guns, man. - No, dude. 227 00:08:36,110 --> 00:08:38,292 I've been profiled two times in the last eight years. 228 00:08:38,307 --> 00:08:41,018 - I'm done with you pigs! - This is not a fucking game! 229 00:08:41,026 --> 00:08:42,604 Drop the pipes or I will shoot you! 230 00:08:42,619 --> 00:08:43,932 That's not necessary, officer. 231 00:08:43,939 --> 00:08:45,608 Chill! Put the gun down! 232 00:08:45,624 --> 00:08:46,929 - You in the middle. - Yes. 233 00:08:46,944 --> 00:08:49,811 Step forward, lay on the ground, and put your hands behind your back. 234 00:08:49,825 --> 00:08:51,736 Yes, of course. Yes, I'm-- 235 00:08:51,761 --> 00:08:53,193 Whoa, back the fuck up! 236 00:08:53,208 --> 00:08:56,702 - Whoa! Stop, dude! Please! - We said just the man in the middle. 237 00:08:56,727 --> 00:08:58,476 - I got the ugly one on the left. - Fuck. 238 00:08:58,497 --> 00:09:00,253 Say the word, I'll blow his head off. 239 00:09:00,261 --> 00:09:03,130 - Doug, please stop. Please? - Please, all right? 240 00:09:03,154 --> 00:09:05,606 - I'm gonna unhook my puppet. - They're reaching for their weapons! 241 00:09:05,629 --> 00:09:07,684 [gunshot] Oh! Oh, shit! 242 00:09:07,706 --> 00:09:09,190 - [shouting] - Okay! Okay! 243 00:09:09,213 --> 00:09:11,830 - What is wrong with this guy? - You shot an innocent puppet! 244 00:09:11,853 --> 00:09:13,416 I want your badge number now. 245 00:09:13,441 --> 00:09:15,847 Tha--ooh, you fucked up. 246 00:09:15,854 --> 00:09:17,557 Jesus Christ, Doug! 247 00:09:17,582 --> 00:09:20,855 - I told you to keep your weapons holstered. - Okay, sorry. 248 00:09:20,870 --> 00:09:22,223 [sobbing] 249 00:09:22,246 --> 00:09:24,721 We'll call this one even. 250 00:09:24,746 --> 00:09:26,483 I'm sure you got drugs in that van, so... 251 00:09:26,497 --> 00:09:29,070 Yeah, yes, I have a lot of drugs in here. 252 00:09:29,085 --> 00:09:30,031 Yes, we'll call it even. 253 00:09:30,046 --> 00:09:32,977 Blake! Oh, my God, are you okay? 254 00:09:32,992 --> 00:09:35,945 I just called the cops, and then I heard a gunshot. 255 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:38,047 - Gunshot? - Why did you call the cops? 256 00:09:38,054 --> 00:09:39,873 Adam and Anders said that someone pulled you 257 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:41,776 in a shady van-- which is right here. 258 00:09:41,784 --> 00:09:43,893 - Shady? This is my home. - No, no, no, no, no, no. 259 00:09:43,909 --> 00:09:47,425 I was just out here rehearsing for the thing tomorrow, okay? 260 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:49,123 Wasn't in any shady vans. 261 00:09:49,131 --> 00:09:52,327 Wait, on company time? Blake, go home, okay? 262 00:09:52,349 --> 00:09:54,025 And don't think about coming back here tomorrow, 263 00:09:54,032 --> 00:09:55,350 because you are suspended. 264 00:09:55,373 --> 00:09:57,232 - Both: No! - Go make your puppets somewhere else. 265 00:09:57,248 --> 00:09:59,420 - I was just shot at by cops! - Yeah. 266 00:09:59,443 --> 00:10:01,287 But then there won't be a band to perform-- 267 00:10:01,303 --> 00:10:01,958 [gasps] 268 00:10:01,983 --> 00:10:04,553 You know what? I have a good idea. 269 00:10:04,561 --> 00:10:06,835 What if our band performed tomorrow? 270 00:10:06,850 --> 00:10:09,217 It's a cool emo band that we started called Menergy. 271 00:10:09,232 --> 00:10:10,694 - What do you say? - Fine. 272 00:10:10,701 --> 00:10:13,126 Sure. Play. Who cares? 273 00:10:13,835 --> 00:10:16,522 - Yes. - Wait. 274 00:10:16,902 --> 00:10:18,800 - What are they doing? - Oh, this'll feel good. 275 00:10:18,816 --> 00:10:20,629 Oh, no. Hell no. Hell no. 276 00:10:20,652 --> 00:10:21,905 - Hey, hey, hey, chill. - No. no. 277 00:10:21,928 --> 00:10:23,428 Chill, man. Chill. They're just butts, bro. 278 00:10:23,451 --> 00:10:24,686 - Let me go. - Just chill. 279 00:10:24,709 --> 00:10:26,640 - It's not over! - It's just skin. 280 00:10:27,253 --> 00:10:28,861 It's not. It's butt skin. 281 00:10:30,225 --> 00:10:32,318 DeMamp, let's go. You can do your hair in the car. 282 00:10:32,325 --> 00:10:33,998 We got a sound check in 15. 283 00:10:34,023 --> 00:10:35,554 - Hey. - What? 284 00:10:35,562 --> 00:10:38,126 Before you leave, I just want to apologize for yesterday. 285 00:10:38,142 --> 00:10:40,218 I was just acting like a weird-- 286 00:10:40,233 --> 00:10:43,046 I don't want to cut you off, but I've been waiting for that. Thank you. 287 00:10:43,069 --> 00:10:44,122 You know, I should've just known. 288 00:10:44,137 --> 00:10:46,434 You and Adam have always worked so well together, and... 289 00:10:46,458 --> 00:10:47,305 Well, I'll be honest. 290 00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:50,012 Working with you would be a dream compared to working with that guy. 291 00:10:50,037 --> 00:10:51,717 [scoffs] It's like he doesn't understand. 292 00:10:51,732 --> 00:10:53,794 I am the brains of the operation. 293 00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:55,241 He's just a diva. 294 00:10:55,264 --> 00:10:57,746 I know what works and what doesn't, you know? 295 00:10:58,570 --> 00:11:00,180 Take care. Adam! 296 00:11:00,187 --> 00:11:01,881 S'go! 297 00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:04,556 - You got it. Break a leg. - [mockingly] "Adam, let's go. 298 00:11:04,571 --> 00:11:06,290 - Adam, let's go." - Hey. 299 00:11:06,306 --> 00:11:08,354 - Dude, how does my hair look? - Come here. Let me... 300 00:11:09,266 --> 00:11:11,156 You know, it's weird that Ders doesn't even, like, realize 301 00:11:11,178 --> 00:11:13,072 how important this kind of stuff is, you know? 302 00:11:13,095 --> 00:11:15,080 Him being, like, the leader of the band and stuff. 303 00:11:15,102 --> 00:11:16,814 You'd think he'd know a little bit about-- 304 00:11:16,829 --> 00:11:19,181 - Did he say that? - Yeah, no. He said he's the leader of the band. 305 00:11:19,204 --> 00:11:21,182 - He said he's the leader? - Yeah. 306 00:11:21,207 --> 00:11:23,902 [laughing] Okay. 307 00:11:23,921 --> 00:11:26,905 If this were a cartoon, there'd be freaking fire 308 00:11:26,928 --> 00:11:29,137 in my eyeballs right now. 309 00:11:30,182 --> 00:11:34,212 Blake, between me and you, there is no band without me-- 310 00:11:34,237 --> 00:11:37,902 Adam, the freakin' star of all stars, DeMamp. 311 00:11:37,909 --> 00:11:39,995 - Yeah. - It's like we're the band Everclear. 312 00:11:40,018 --> 00:11:41,365 - I'm Art Alexakis. - Yeah. 313 00:11:41,388 --> 00:11:43,497 He's Craig Montoya and Greg Eklund. 314 00:11:43,513 --> 00:11:45,549 Don't you ever, ever, ever forget about me, 315 00:11:45,564 --> 00:11:48,197 even when you're super famous and up on top, okay? 316 00:11:48,212 --> 00:11:51,229 Blake, I have the memory of an elephant. 317 00:11:51,243 --> 00:11:53,320 I don't forget nothing. 318 00:11:55,892 --> 00:11:57,113 I forgot pants. 319 00:12:00,771 --> 00:12:02,270 Let's do this. 320 00:12:03,006 --> 00:12:05,825 Ha! That one slipped. Stop trippin'. 321 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:06,741 Wow. 322 00:12:06,756 --> 00:12:09,835 - This is so real. - Yep. 323 00:12:09,850 --> 00:12:12,347 Showtime's in one hour, so we need to be very careful 324 00:12:12,370 --> 00:12:14,386 with what we do to our bodies. 325 00:12:14,410 --> 00:12:16,267 Pancakes are ready! 326 00:12:17,397 --> 00:12:19,397 Both: Carbo load. 327 00:12:19,422 --> 00:12:20,266 Yes! 328 00:12:20,288 --> 00:12:21,922 Excuse me. Talent coming through. 329 00:12:21,944 --> 00:12:24,053 - Move, bidge. Get out of my way. - Talent first. Talent first. 330 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,442 - Dude, I'm gonna hit... - Thank you. 331 00:12:25,464 --> 00:12:27,305 So many beautiful notes when I'm full of food. 332 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:31,101 That's how I do. I freakin' fill up with food, and I exude talent. 333 00:12:31,117 --> 00:12:35,094 Hey, and you know what, I could really go for some of that golden brown sauce. 334 00:12:35,116 --> 00:12:36,954 Oh, this? The good good. 335 00:12:37,312 --> 00:12:38,742 - Yummy, yummy. - Gonna get you some. 336 00:12:38,765 --> 00:12:39,992 - Yowza. - Get me some. 337 00:12:40,007 --> 00:12:41,148 I'm excited about today. 338 00:12:41,164 --> 00:12:42,414 - I am too. - To Menergy. 339 00:12:42,436 --> 00:12:44,797 Let's get menergized. 340 00:12:44,812 --> 00:12:45,545 [laughs] 341 00:12:45,570 --> 00:12:47,007 - Right? - Yeah. 342 00:12:49,091 --> 00:12:51,067 [dramatic music] [coughing] 343 00:12:51,092 --> 00:12:52,805 - These are weird-tasting. - What is that? 344 00:12:52,812 --> 00:12:54,202 [cell phone jingling] 345 00:12:54,217 --> 00:12:56,084 It's Blake. ♪ 346 00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:57,365 Hi. 347 00:12:57,380 --> 00:12:59,850 How was your pancakes? 348 00:12:59,865 --> 00:13:02,108 Blake, where are you? He did something to the pancakes. 349 00:13:02,130 --> 00:13:03,771 Did he do-- what'd he do to the pancakes? 350 00:13:03,793 --> 00:13:05,982 You tell you what you did to these pancakes right now. 351 00:13:05,997 --> 00:13:07,083 [chuckles] 352 00:13:07,091 --> 00:13:09,318 What didn't I do to the pancakes? 353 00:13:09,333 --> 00:13:12,896 I--actually, I just switched the syrup with teriyaki. 354 00:13:12,918 --> 00:13:14,130 [laughs evilly] 355 00:13:14,153 --> 00:13:16,375 No, no. You guys! It's not syrup, it's teriyaki. 356 00:13:16,390 --> 00:13:19,276 - You can't eat the pancakes. - It's teriyaki? 357 00:13:20,630 --> 00:13:22,684 It's actually not bad when you know what it is. 358 00:13:31,745 --> 00:13:36,058 {pub}Oh, boys, it's a shame Alice is gonna have to cancel the mixer. 359 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:38,088 It's actually not a mixer, Blake. 360 00:13:38,113 --> 00:13:41,192 If anything, it's like a office party or a brunch with activities, 361 00:13:41,217 --> 00:13:42,686 and why would Alice cancel it? 362 00:13:42,709 --> 00:13:45,401 Okay, well, here's one pitch why. 363 00:13:45,426 --> 00:13:46,989 He's got a pitch. 364 00:13:47,469 --> 00:13:51,211 - Okay, what is it? - No, it--that-- it's a pun, okay? 365 00:13:51,232 --> 00:13:53,402 Just look at the pitching machine, man. 366 00:13:53,427 --> 00:13:55,076 - What do you mean, it's-- - All right, hit it. 367 00:13:55,101 --> 00:13:57,312 - [grapefruit spatters] - [shouts] 368 00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,184 My eyes! 369 00:13:59,209 --> 00:14:01,649 Who put fruit in the ball return? 370 00:14:01,671 --> 00:14:03,305 - There he is. - [laughing] 371 00:14:03,328 --> 00:14:05,279 Blake, what's up, man? 372 00:14:05,304 --> 00:14:06,465 What's your end game? 373 00:14:06,490 --> 00:14:08,615 There is no end game, Adam. 374 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:09,684 All right? 375 00:14:10,883 --> 00:14:12,620 [whispering] Now stick around. 376 00:14:12,637 --> 00:14:13,983 - [laughing] - Stick around. 377 00:14:13,997 --> 00:14:15,353 - Make sure to stick around. - Stick around. 378 00:14:15,378 --> 00:14:17,572 Hold me in your arms, Mother Velcro! 379 00:14:17,587 --> 00:14:19,704 [air hissing] - The Velcro wall. - Velcro wall. 380 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:20,767 - What's happening? 381 00:14:20,778 --> 00:14:22,884 Oh, God. Help. Help! 382 00:14:22,895 --> 00:14:24,532 - It's deflating! - Jillian? 383 00:14:24,557 --> 00:14:26,716 [shouts indistinctly] 384 00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:29,423 Oh, dear God, it's swallowing me whole. 385 00:14:29,447 --> 00:14:31,836 Jillian, I know it's hard, but you have to work with me here. 386 00:14:31,851 --> 00:14:32,586 [screams] 387 00:14:32,611 --> 00:14:33,791 Alice, you really got to-- 388 00:14:33,799 --> 00:14:35,015 What is that? Is that my skin? 389 00:14:35,022 --> 00:14:36,456 - No, it's Velcro. - [screaming] 390 00:14:36,481 --> 00:14:38,841 [Velcro ripping] Stop screaming in my ear! 391 00:14:38,866 --> 00:14:40,482 [yells] 392 00:14:41,821 --> 00:14:43,917 Oh, my panties are out. 393 00:14:44,297 --> 00:14:46,100 Okay, that was kind of anti-climactic. 394 00:14:46,125 --> 00:14:46,915 - Come on. - All right. 395 00:14:46,930 --> 00:14:49,458 - Hey, you see this? - Still got "teriyoki" on my fingers. 396 00:14:49,473 --> 00:14:51,013 [gasps] 397 00:14:51,873 --> 00:14:52,764 What the-- 398 00:14:52,778 --> 00:14:55,517 It's Blake. He's here. 399 00:14:55,542 --> 00:14:58,105 [cell phone jingling] 400 00:14:58,130 --> 00:14:59,357 - You're on speakerphone. - [laughing] 401 00:14:59,364 --> 00:15:01,173 - What's up? Adam's here. - It's Adam and Ders. 402 00:15:01,180 --> 00:15:02,784 And listen up, okay? 403 00:15:02,799 --> 00:15:04,605 It's Menergy's big day, and you are ruining it, 404 00:15:04,613 --> 00:15:07,105 - because you're freaking our crowd out. - Oh, I'm sorry, Ders. 405 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:10,058 Am I sapping all the Menergy from you guys? 406 00:15:10,081 --> 00:15:13,332 Oh, I hope you have the "skremph" to play the gig. 407 00:15:13,347 --> 00:15:15,865 Otherwise, it's really gonna stink. 408 00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:18,731 Who says stupid stuff like "skremph?" 409 00:15:19,284 --> 00:15:21,636 I'm like Thor's uncle up in here. 410 00:15:21,643 --> 00:15:22,471 [grunts] 411 00:15:22,496 --> 00:15:23,816 Oh! 412 00:15:23,839 --> 00:15:26,210 - Damn it! - No! No! 413 00:15:26,235 --> 00:15:29,925 [dramatic music] 414 00:15:29,940 --> 00:15:31,590 Drop the hammer! 415 00:15:31,615 --> 00:15:39,410 ♪ 416 00:15:43,196 --> 00:15:44,237 - Got it! - Nice. 417 00:15:44,252 --> 00:15:46,542 Oh! I've always wanted to hold a hammer like this. 418 00:15:46,557 --> 00:15:48,586 - That was close. - That was cool, right? - Hey, don't you see me trying to 419 00:15:48,601 --> 00:15:51,520 - ring this bell like Bart Simpson's neck? - Well, it's a good thing you didn't--look. 420 00:15:51,527 --> 00:15:55,113 One of Karl's classic homemade stink bombs. 421 00:15:55,136 --> 00:15:56,418 Whatever. [cell phone buzzes] 422 00:15:56,441 --> 00:15:57,901 It's Blake. 423 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:03,670 Congratulations. You stopped Tez. 424 00:16:03,685 --> 00:16:05,748 But I've got more up my sleeve. 425 00:16:05,764 --> 00:16:07,045 Sleeve. Rip your sleeves off. 426 00:16:07,061 --> 00:16:08,772 - He did something to our sleeves. - No, Adam, stop it. 427 00:16:08,797 --> 00:16:10,852 - He did something to our sleeves. - Adam, you heard him. Stop it. 428 00:16:10,859 --> 00:16:14,700 Didn't you hear him? He knows we stopped Tez. He can see us. 429 00:16:15,736 --> 00:16:17,634 - I spotted him. - Where? Where? 430 00:16:17,650 --> 00:16:19,694 - Where? - He's on the roof over there. 431 00:16:20,130 --> 00:16:21,674 Go, go, go, go. 432 00:16:22,098 --> 00:16:24,031 Blake, you hold it right there. 433 00:16:25,066 --> 00:16:27,127 - Oh! - Owie. 434 00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:29,861 [dramatic music] 435 00:16:29,886 --> 00:16:31,605 - [grunts] - [panting] 436 00:16:31,620 --> 00:16:33,261 Karl? What are you doing? 437 00:16:33,269 --> 00:16:36,425 I'll never tell you, 'cause you hurt my best friend Blake's feelings. 438 00:16:36,449 --> 00:16:38,269 - Oh? - Ow! Ow! 439 00:16:38,284 --> 00:16:39,394 It's glued to my head. Stop! 440 00:16:39,409 --> 00:16:41,981 - Where is he? - Stop! Ow, dude. 441 00:16:44,224 --> 00:16:45,435 [snickers] 442 00:16:45,460 --> 00:16:47,108 - Oh. - Well, hello. 443 00:16:47,123 --> 00:16:48,392 [groans] 444 00:16:48,417 --> 00:16:50,401 You know what? I'm gonna just jump off of here and kill myself. 445 00:16:50,416 --> 00:16:52,659 That way I don't have to see your stupid performance again. 446 00:16:52,666 --> 00:16:54,049 No, that's where you're wrong, Blake, 447 00:16:54,072 --> 00:16:58,424 'cause you're gonna have to see our performance over and over and over again, 448 00:16:58,439 --> 00:17:00,377 forever, starting now. 449 00:17:00,388 --> 00:17:01,988 - [burbling] - Get your butt out of my face. 450 00:17:04,950 --> 00:17:07,800 - [grunts] - [shushing] 451 00:17:08,457 --> 00:17:10,074 - Showtime. - Yeah. 452 00:17:10,089 --> 00:17:11,957 Sit tight, you bizznatch. 453 00:17:11,979 --> 00:17:16,082 Hello, TelAmericorp and any other offices out there that can hear us. 454 00:17:16,105 --> 00:17:18,488 We are Menergy. 455 00:17:18,511 --> 00:17:21,933 Let's get menergized! 456 00:17:21,949 --> 00:17:23,488 Whoo! 457 00:17:23,511 --> 00:17:25,639 [New wave music] 458 00:17:25,664 --> 00:17:28,884 ♪ When you need me, I'll be there ♪ 459 00:17:28,899 --> 00:17:32,361 ♪ 'Cause we're best friends ♪ 460 00:17:32,375 --> 00:17:35,578 ♪ When you see me, there's no fear ♪ 461 00:17:35,594 --> 00:17:38,151 ♪ 'Cause we're best friends ♪ 462 00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:42,001 Both: ♪ Do you trust me like I trust you? ♪ 463 00:17:42,026 --> 00:17:46,392 ♪ I don't care who overhears our conversation ♪ 464 00:17:46,407 --> 00:17:47,399 [music stops] [both stammer] 465 00:17:47,422 --> 00:17:49,813 [recording] Look, he doesn't understand. I'm the brains of the operation. 466 00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:50,594 Wait, what? 467 00:17:50,609 --> 00:17:53,367 [recording] There is no band without me, Adam. 468 00:17:53,382 --> 00:17:54,711 What the hell is that? What are you saying? 469 00:17:54,726 --> 00:17:56,132 You just said something first. 470 00:17:56,147 --> 00:17:57,303 [recording] He's just a diva. 471 00:17:57,310 --> 00:18:00,755 I'm the diva? Look how hard your hair is right now. I'm the diva? 472 00:18:00,778 --> 00:18:03,020 Hey, I wake up like this. You want to get real? 473 00:18:03,042 --> 00:18:06,637 We both know Menergy wouldn't exist without me, the brains. 474 00:18:06,652 --> 00:18:09,073 Okay, I'm the talent of the operation. 475 00:18:09,096 --> 00:18:10,753 I thought you guys were friends. 476 00:18:10,768 --> 00:18:14,104 Like how every line of your song is about being friends? 477 00:18:14,128 --> 00:18:17,284 - Yeah, we're friends, Bill. This is a spat between friends. - We're friends, okay? 478 00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:19,104 [recording] Kind of like the band Everclear. 479 00:18:19,124 --> 00:18:22,530 I'm Art Alexakis. He's Craig Montoya and Greg Eklund. 480 00:18:22,545 --> 00:18:26,034 Okay, let me be ever so clear about this. 481 00:18:26,059 --> 00:18:27,205 You are no Art Alexakis. 482 00:18:27,220 --> 00:18:30,725 I'm totally Art Alexakis, and I told Blake that--okay. 483 00:18:30,750 --> 00:18:34,520 [clapping] 484 00:18:42,933 --> 00:18:45,363 {pub}Quite the performance, gentlemen. 485 00:18:45,383 --> 00:18:47,367 And I had the perfect seats. 486 00:18:47,392 --> 00:18:51,533 Front side stage, right within range of your stupid little Bluetooth beat machine. 487 00:18:51,556 --> 00:18:53,588 Oh, my God, he wanted us to catch him. 488 00:18:53,611 --> 00:18:55,056 No, what I-- 489 00:18:55,072 --> 00:18:57,770 what I wanted-- I'll tell you. 490 00:18:59,152 --> 00:19:03,832 What I wanted was to rock and roll onstage with my friends, okay? 491 00:19:03,855 --> 00:19:06,879 We've established that you're talentless, okay? 492 00:19:06,894 --> 00:19:10,275 And it's your voice, and it's horrible, and it was sort of a business decision. 493 00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:14,308 Yeah, all right. I will admit, I have a very bad singing voice. 494 00:19:14,323 --> 00:19:16,402 - Very bad. It's very, very bad. - So bad. 495 00:19:16,425 --> 00:19:20,120 How would you feel if, you know, Ders and I left you out of the project? 496 00:19:20,135 --> 00:19:24,542 You guys wouldn't do that, because I am a natural-born performer, 497 00:19:24,550 --> 00:19:27,492 - and I'm the best singer of the crew. - Yeah, that's true. 498 00:19:27,508 --> 00:19:29,629 You're in no matter what. But, Ders, what about you? 499 00:19:29,652 --> 00:19:31,783 What if Adam and I left you out? 500 00:19:31,808 --> 00:19:33,512 Uh, you guys do that all the time. 501 00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:35,552 And it does feel pretty bad. 502 00:19:35,577 --> 00:19:37,636 Look, I have a terrible voice. 503 00:19:37,651 --> 00:19:41,031 Even my deaf friend from high school, Terrell, he would tell me, like, you know, 504 00:19:41,038 --> 00:19:44,116 "Don't quit your day job." 505 00:19:45,208 --> 00:19:46,888 You can speak sign language? 506 00:19:46,895 --> 00:19:50,994 Yeah, yeah, yeah. A little. Little. Little bit. 507 00:19:51,019 --> 00:19:53,825 [New wave music] 508 00:19:53,848 --> 00:19:57,481 Both: ♪ We've got respect For each other ♪ 509 00:19:57,506 --> 00:20:00,818 ♪ We will protect one another ♪ 510 00:20:00,842 --> 00:20:04,686 ♪ Don't waste your breath on the haters ♪ 511 00:20:04,709 --> 00:20:08,531 ♪ They're jealous of our friendship ♪ 512 00:20:08,547 --> 00:20:10,925 ♪ 513 00:20:11,295 --> 00:20:12,772 ♪ Friends till the end ♪ 514 00:20:12,786 --> 00:20:15,133 ♪ Ride or die, best friends ♪ 515 00:20:15,158 --> 00:20:17,962 ♪ I'll trust you with my life ♪ 516 00:20:17,987 --> 00:20:19,784 ♪ Friends till the end ♪ 517 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:22,050 ♪ Ride or die, best friends ♪ 518 00:20:22,073 --> 00:20:25,821 ♪ I'll trust you with my life ♪ 519 00:20:25,846 --> 00:20:27,120 - Thank you guys so much. - Thank you. 520 00:20:27,136 --> 00:20:28,558 - Stay menergized. - All right. 521 00:20:28,573 --> 00:20:30,214 - Take it to church! - Thank you. 522 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,337 - Thanks. - Whoo! We are Menergy. 523 00:20:32,349 --> 00:20:33,502 [laughing] 524 00:20:33,527 --> 00:20:35,712 - That was so fun. - I'm sorry, what the hell are you doing here? 525 00:20:35,737 --> 00:20:39,175 He's jamming with his friends, which, last time I checked, ain't a crime. 526 00:20:39,182 --> 00:20:40,612 Actually, the last time I checked, 527 00:20:40,619 --> 00:20:42,617 he's not supposed to be here, so you know what? 528 00:20:42,632 --> 00:20:45,098 Neither should you. Why don't you go home. 529 00:20:45,123 --> 00:20:47,267 Just go smoke weed about it? 530 00:20:47,292 --> 00:20:49,675 Let's do it. Oh, hey, guys? 531 00:20:49,700 --> 00:20:50,901 Thank you. 532 00:20:50,921 --> 00:20:52,663 - Yes. - Both: Thank you. 533 00:20:52,678 --> 00:20:54,834 One, two, three, four! 534 00:20:54,852 --> 00:20:56,399 [drumsticks tapping] 535 00:20:56,420 --> 00:21:01,459 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com Resync for WEB-DL by Norther 536 00:21:01,484 --> 00:21:04,039 That's all, folks! 537 00:21:04,633 --> 00:21:08,056 [all cheering] 538 00:21:08,384 --> 00:21:09,893 [indistinct chatter] [laughter] 539 00:21:09,900 --> 00:21:12,596 Is this a video, or is this a picture? 540 00:21:12,620 --> 00:21:14,046 - All right! - Yeah! - We did it! 541 00:21:14,062 --> 00:21:16,373 - All right. - We got the shot.