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STEVIE: <i># So don't tell me that I'm wasted</i>

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<i>♪ Cos she's my saving grace</i>

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<i>♪ Bang, bang, like a bullet from a gun</i>

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<i>♪ Bang, bang</i>

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<i>♪ Let's rave unto the song</i>

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<i>♪ So get your sexy shades on</i>
<i>like you're full of it</i>

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# And party like
a boo-na-na-boo-na-na-boo bullet

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# Boo-na-na-boo-na-na-boo-bullet

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# Ah, boo-na-na-boo-na-na-boo-bullet

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# Boo-na-na-boo-na-na-boo-bullet

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♪ A bullet! ♪

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Yeah! Oh, mint, man! That's a top chord!

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- Yeah!
- (ELECTRONIC SQUEAK)

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- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Oh, dear! Oh...

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Well, I mean, a few small tweaks aside,
we're done!

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- Ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha!
- Great! Sweet!

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OK, so, I know it's been a long journey...

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Tell me about it(!) Two planes, a boat.

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Ah, she didn't mean to the island, you...

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But... but this album...
this album makes it all worthwhile.

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- It has '"hit'" written all over it.
- What I said! Party, man!

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Yeah, we are going to break America.

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Speaking as someone who lives there,

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I think you'll find
America's already broken.

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Now, if you'll excuse me,
it's time for my dip.

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Vince? Were you happy
with the drums on that?

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Well, er...

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Why don't you ask the drummer
if he was happy with the drums?

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Well, were you?

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Yes. Well, I was.

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Laters.

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Stevie? Is everything all right?

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Yeah, I'm all right. Why wouldn't I be?

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Oh, I don't know, I was just wondering...

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Cheryl, I haven't changed my mind.
You're gonna have to accept that.

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- Course, yeah.
- Yeah, right.

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We can have another pass if you want.

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Yeah, I'll do a pick-up
on the bass as well.

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Hey! I'm the bass player.

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Yeah, course you are, mate.
Course you are.

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And what's that supposed to mean?

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You never wondered why it always
sounded better on record than it did live?

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Hey, Stevie redid all your drums...

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He did all your bass!

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Because you play
like you're wearing a boxing glove!

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All right, all right, all right!

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If Stevie redid both your parts, it's not
each other you should be having a go at.

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Is it?

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(STRUMS <i>Shave And A Haircut)</i>

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- JIM: Fair enough.
- DISCO: Yeah, whatever.

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<b><font color=#0A7C32>Ripped By mstoll</font></b>

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- (PLAYS DRUMS)
- VINCE: That's sounding great.

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I'll keep the tape running,
if you're happy to carry on.

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There you go.

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Signed, sealed and... delivered.

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Thanks, Pete.

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Pete, what was the name of that bar
we were in on Sunday night?

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- The Bullet Bar.
- That's the one.

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- Oi, oi, oi! What's going on?
- Oh, come on!

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I'll check the fuse box.

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Well, it's not gonna be the fuse box,
is it? It'll be another bloody power cut.

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- Right, I'm going for a fagarette.
- Bloody Caribbean.

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Can't wait to get back home.

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What, to the wind and the rain? Nutter!

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Yeah, working electricity and sanity.

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What?

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Stevie!

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No!

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The electricity's live!

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Good afternoon, sir. Er... sorry.

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Nobody's in the station, so I thought
I'd make myself useful out here.

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Watering the flowers.
They looked a bit dry.

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- JP.
- JP, yes, of course.

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Of course. It's today, is it? Yeah, well,
of course it's today. Yeah, um... sorry.

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Er... we were up late,
er... solving a case last night,

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and... and, um... and... and...

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Oh, I'm so sorry, sir.

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- Little bit wet.
- Yes.

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- I'm so sorry about that, sir.
- Don't worry.

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Don't worry about it, JP.

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- No, I'll find... Yes, no, no, no.
- It's just a wet shoe.

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- I've got that, sir.
- I just need to get my shoe off.

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And I will be fine. OK.
Get it dry, I can do that.

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I can do it, thank you.

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- Give me your socks. Lot of water, sir.
- No, I will deal with my socks.

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- Honestly, no, you're tickling my foot!
- The water, sir, it's everywhere.

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Good afternoon, sir.

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- You must be JP.
- Oh, yes, of course. You've not met.

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Er... allow me to introduce you
to, er... PC Hooper.

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- Hi.
- (CLEARS THROAT)

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Um... this is the bit
where people usually say hello.

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- Oh, yes. Er... hello.
- Hello.

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Er... PC Hooper, this is, er... Sergeant...
sorry, Detective Sergeant Cassell.

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Huh. Yes, well, it's a new day
for all of us, isn't it?

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You a PC. You a DS.

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- And you?
- Me?

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Yes, well, I've got a...
I've got a new pen...

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- (PHONE RINGS)
...somewhere.

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FLORENCE: Honoré Police Station?

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I should have answered
the phone, shouldn't I?

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Oh, don't worry about it, JP.

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I'm sure we'll find plenty of things for
you to do, other than watering flowers.

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That was Dwayne. We have a death.

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At the Scorpion Lounge recording studio.

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Gosh. Right, well,
we'd better get down there.

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Er... after you, JP.
We'll see you down there.

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I'm really sorry, sir.

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Er... Florence?

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Yes?

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Er... er... I think it'll take us
a while to find our rhythm.

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Er... ha-ha. As it were.

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Er... what I'd like to say is that, er...
if you'll agree to be patient with me,

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er... then I will agree to try
and not be too much...

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er... well... yeah, well,
like myself, really.

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You know what I think?
I think we should not worry about it.

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Just focus on the case and see how we go.

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I say, that sounds like a splendid idea.
Er... shall we?

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Yeah, er... Ahem!

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I can't believe I'll be working
with the legendary Dwayne Myers.

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I've heard so much about you
at police college.

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- (VEHICLE DRAWS UP)
- Er... all good, I hope?

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Why wouldn't it be?

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Never mind. Chief?

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So, what have we got so far?

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A band from the UK,
here to record an album.

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- So, what's the name of the band?
- Um...

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If you have to look it up, it's clearly
no-one we'll have heard of.

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Yes, well, I may have.

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You don't seem the type to have your
finger on the pulse of popular music.

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Especially Flowers Of Progress.

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- Never heard of them.
- Me neither.

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- Mean anything to you?
- Er... no, sir.

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Flowers Of Progress?

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Flowers Of Progress
are here on Saint Marie?

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Ooh!

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Stevie Smith, habitual wild child
and lead singer. Lived life on the edge.

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And died the ultimate rock'n'roll death,
electrocuted in a swimming pool.

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(SIGHS) OK, merci.

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So, whereabouts in the pool
was the body discovered, Dwayne?

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Well, he was found
floating just there, chief.

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If he was this end of the pool, he can't
have knocked the lights in himself.

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But why were the lights
left on in the daylight?

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They weren't,
but the power supply to them was.

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This was all set for tonight,
an end-of-recording party,

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to thank local musicians, hotel employees,
people like that, you know?

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All organised by the band's manager.

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So, the question is, how did the stage
lights end up in the swimming pool?

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I think I can help you
with that one, chief.

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You see, pin needs to be in,
to keep the leg in position.

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- Mm-hm.
- But look here. It's worn and weathered.

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I think the pin snapped and the whole
thing fell into the swimming pool.

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- Then where's the other half?
- Here it is.

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No, don't touch it.

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I need a...

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Ah, er... thank you, Florence.

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If you ask me, chief, the poor guy just
took his swim at precisely the wrong time.

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Yes, it does seem incredibly unfortunate,
doesn't it?

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You don't think it was an accident?

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This pin didn't break, not of its own
accord. It's been deliberately cut.

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Really?

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And with some sort of hacksaw,
as far as I can tell.

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Yes, look. The blade slipped,
marking it there.

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And the end has burrs.
It's not been sheared off clean.

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If this was a pin that just snapped
after years of wear and tear,

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the break would be smooth.

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But this isn't.
It was deliberately sawn in two.

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So, what? You think someone
pushed the tripod into the pool,

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intending to kill Stevie?

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And then cut the pin
to make it look like an accident. Yes.

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- So it was a murder?
- I'd say so, JP.

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I need a bag. Er...

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Ah, thank you. Ha.

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Ah.

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That's funny.

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Elateridae family,
more commonly known as the click beetle.

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The click beetle?

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Yes, so named because if they happen
to find themselves upside down,

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then they can click their backs
to throw themselves in the air

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and land the right way round.
Amazing little things.

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- It's evidence?
- Yes.

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Yes, well, the thing is,
this specific breed of click beetle,

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Achrestus fortunei,
has never lived on Saint Marie.

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They're endemic only to Martinique.

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So, how did it get here?

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Quite. How indeed?

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Dust for prints, photograph
and bag anything of interest.

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- Sarge.
- Thanks.

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(CHUCKLES) He is amazing.

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I mean, that was just amazing.

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(CHUCKLES) He's got a lot better tricks
up his sleeve. Just wait and see.

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- This was your first album?
- PETE: It was our <i>only</i> album.

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- Sorry, you want to talk to us because?
- HUMPHREY: Yes, um...

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Stevie's death may not
have been an accident.

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You what? Murder?

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Razor-sharp as ever there, Jimbo.

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We're not ruling anything out
at the moment.

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Who discovered Stevie's body?

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Ah, er... er... we did.

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- Pete Thunders.
- Yes. Hey.

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And?

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And this is Jim Smith, bass player,
and was Stevie's brother.

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I'm sorry for your loss, Jim.

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What's your role in the band?

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(COUGHS) I'm the guitarist.

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And vocalist and, er... songwriter.

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Co-writer.

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Yeah, co-songwriter.

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FLORENCE: And you are?

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Er... Disco Biscuit, the drummer.

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Or, as most people know me these days,
Duncan Roberts.

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- (SNIGGERS)
- And you are?

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Hello?

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Um... oh... Cheryl. Er... Cheryl Moore.
I'm the band's manager.

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- Oh, yes, you organised the party?
- That's right. That was all me.

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OK, not all me. Um...
the beer company was footing the bill.

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But, er... yes.

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- FLORENCE: And you are?
- Vince, the producer.

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This is my place.

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- What time did you find Stevie?
- After 12.

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That's when the power tripped out.

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Thank you.
And when did you last see Stevie alive?

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When he left the studio to go for a swim.

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- HUMPHREY: Regular thing, was it?
- He liked to be in the pool at 12.

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Mad dogs and Englishmen
and all that, you know.

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Yes. And what time
did he leave the studio?

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- Some time round 11, 11.30?
- Yeah, around that time, yeah.

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I can find the exact time for you
on the control desk, if you'd like.

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Er... and did any of you see Stevie alive
after he left the studio?

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Hm.

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Why did you decide
to record here in Saint Marie?

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Um... yes, in, er... in 1991,

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The Flowers Of Progress
recorded their first album in this...

233
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- Our only album.
- Yeah, in this very studio.

234
00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:11,439
So, we've returned to recapture the
anarchic energy that fuelled that debut...

235
00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:15,234
No-one in Britain would have
Stevie record in their studio.

236
00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:17,396
The band had...
We'd just got back together...

237
00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:20,193
Yes, thanks to Grand Central Beer.

238
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:23,915
There's a song
on the first album called...

239
00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:26,110
- Grand Central. Track two.
- Yes.

240
00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:30,233
Um... and a... a beer company in America
with the same name heard the song

241
00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:31,952
and wanted to use it for a commercial.

242
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,877
If the advert goes the way
that we hope it will,

243
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:38,118
then it could be a really great
opportunity for the... this band.

244
00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:42,197
(CLEARS THROAT)

245
00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:45,471
Where were you all at the time of Stevie's
death, when the power tripped out?

246
00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:46,748
We were all in the studio.

247
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:51,316
At 12 o'clock, when the lights fell in
the pool and Stevie was electrocuted,

248
00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:54,397
you were all there,
all of you, inside the studio?

249
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,237
Mm-hm. Yeah.

250
00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:58,157
- Mm-hm.
- Yeah.

251
00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:03,512
OK.

252
00:13:03,560 --> 00:13:06,597
So, all five people in there claim
they were together in the studio

253
00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:09,996
when the lighting rig entered the pool
and electrocuted Stevie.

254
00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:12,031
There's a security fence
around the whole place.

255
00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:14,799
The only way to get out here
is to come through the villa.

256
00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:18,196
Then someone who was allowed in.
The band didn't set up all this.

257
00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:20,071
DWAYNE: I already checked.

258
00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:22,873
The catering company and the stage crew
did it all last night.

259
00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:27,152
Everyone was signed in, then signed out,
and no-one's visited since.

260
00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:29,236
Yes, well, best to check, anyway,
just to be on the safe side.

261
00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:31,589
So, the killer's intention

262
00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:34,598
was for us to believe that
a worn pin and a badly timed swim

263
00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:37,154
led to the unfortunate death
of Stevie Smith.

264
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,318
JP: And you don't believe it, chief?

265
00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:45,076
No.

266
00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:48,157
I think our killer seized their moment
when Stevie wasn't looking,

267
00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:52,318
pushed the lights into the pool, then
covered their tracks by staging the scene,

268
00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:56,035
to make the whole thing look like
it was an unfortunate accident.

269
00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:58,594
But, sir, if the only five people
who could have done it

270
00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:02,394
were in the studio
at the time that it happened...

271
00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:04,715
well, how would they have managed that?

272
00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:08,639
That, JP, is the question, and at the
moment, I don't have the faintest idea.

273
00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:11,353
So, first of all, the hotel
where the band are staying.

274
00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:14,517
Er... I want you to go into Stevie's room
and see if there's anything of interest.

275
00:14:14,560 --> 00:14:15,549
- Er... chief?
- Yes?

276
00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,238
- This is a taxi company.
- Oh.

277
00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:19,555
Really? Um... er...

278
00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:24,429
Right. Florence... Let's see how
Vince is getting on with our time line.

279
00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:26,516
Mind your head, sir!

280
00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:28,278
STEVIE: <i># Bullet</i>

281
00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:32,518
<i>♪ Boo-na-na-boo-na-na-boo-bullet</i>

282
00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:35,632
<i>#A bullet! #</i>

283
00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:37,272
Sorry to disturb you.

284
00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:41,238
We were just listening to the tape.

285
00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:44,829
(CLEARS THROAT) Er...
could we have a quick word, Vince?

286
00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:46,757
Yeah.

287
00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:48,392
In private.

288
00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:50,635
Oh. Of course.

289
00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:52,432
Yes, course.

290
00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:55,995
Right, well, er... if you'll...
I'll just... I can wait out...

291
00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:57,792
Er... no. Er... probably best if I...

292
00:14:57,840 --> 00:14:59,717
I'll go back to the hotel.

293
00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:02,034
Thank you.

294
00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:09,358
Not the most organised manager
I've ever worked with.

295
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:10,913
Do you know her well?

296
00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:12,632
She pretty much keeps herself to herself.

297
00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:14,272
Yeah.

298
00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:16,595
Yeah, and the band? Um...

299
00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:18,596
- do you know them well?
- No.

300
00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:21,677
I produced their first album
back in the day

301
00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:25,156
and I've just done their...
well, their last album, so...

302
00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:27,156
Do they work together well?

303
00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:30,192
The first week or so, it was a bit patchy.

304
00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:33,198
But this last week,
things have really come together.

305
00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:36,277
Stevie was excited, re-energised.

306
00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:38,356
So, yeah, I guess so.

307
00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:43,190
Er... did you find out
when Stevie left for his swim?

308
00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:46,118
It was about... here.

309
00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:48,276
STEVIE: <i>Were you, er... were you happy</i>
<i>with the drums on that?</i>

310
00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:49,309
That's Stevie?

311
00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:51,590
DISCO: <i>Why don't you ask the drummer</i>
<i>if he was happy with the drums?</i>

312
00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:53,631
- STEVIE: <i>Well, were you?</i>
- DISCO: <i>Yes.</i>

313
00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:56,035
- DISCO: <i>Well, I was.</i>
- STEVIE: <i>Laters.</i>

314
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:58,196
And...

315
00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:02,153
that was about... 11.28.

316
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:04,873
11.28? Er... could you just play us
a little more,

317
00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,876
just before the power cut out?

318
00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:08,911
- Sure.
<i>- (DISCO PLAYS DRUMS)</i>

319
00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:10,279
VINCE: <i>That's sounding great.</i>

320
00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:12,880
<i>I'll keep the tape running,</i>
<i>if you're happy to carry on.</i>

321
00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:15,229
- That's Disco Biscuit.
- Ah.

322
00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:19,319
- PETE: <i>Signed, sealed and... delivered.</i>
- CHERYL: <i>Thanks, Pete.</i>

323
00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:22,591
JIM: <i>Pete, what was the name</i>
<i>of that bar we were in on Sunday night?</i>

324
00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:24,471
- PETE: <i>The Bullet Bar.</i>
- JIM: <i>That's the one.</i>

325
00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:25,509
(ELECTRIC WHOOSH)

326
00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:28,438
And that was the end of the session,
when the power went.

327
00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:31,916
Right, and that's everyone's voices
we heard? Er... yourself, Jim, Cheryl...

328
00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:34,713
Yeah, all of us. We were all there.

329
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:36,830
- Can we have a copy of it?
- VINCE: Yeah, sure.

330
00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:38,552
Thank you, Vince.

331
00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:43,188
(CLEARS THROAT) Right.

332
00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:51,114
- It's exciting, isn't it?
- What?

333
00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:54,357
- Looking through a rock star's room.
- I'm not so sure about that.

334
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:56,436
If this guy's the hell-raiser
everyone says he is,

335
00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:58,436
we could have quite a heavy task
on our hands.

336
00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:00,232
- I suppose so.
- Hey, this is the one.

337
00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:10,068
What the...

338
00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:13,712
Wow.

339
00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:16,354
It's really...

340
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:17,594
tidy.

341
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:23,079
OK, so, we look for anything
out of the ordinary.

342
00:17:23,120 --> 00:17:25,588
Itemise and bag whatever we find.

343
00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:27,278
Absolutely.

344
00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:29,038
Right, I'll leave this with you.

345
00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:30,513
- Oh.
- I'll see you in about an hour, OK?

346
00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:32,949
Aren't we supposed to do this together?

347
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,433
Yes, but while you're in here,

348
00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:38,439
I'm going to go and see the hotel manager
and see if she knows anything.

349
00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:42,189
Look, I'm more than happy
to swap with you, you know.

350
00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:46,791
But it's the hotel manager.
She goes on and on and on.

351
00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:49,229
I wouldn't want you
to have to go through that.

352
00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:52,397
No, sir! Not on your first day.

353
00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:54,909
Thank you.

354
00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:56,393
You're welcome.

355
00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:01,511
Dwayne Myers.

356
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:05,508
OK. Let's do this.

357
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:09,672
FLORENCE: So, I tried to find anything
from when the band were here last.

358
00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:13,156
So, <i>The Saint Marie Times</i> are doing
a search through their clippings archive

359
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:14,997
and will send over anything of interest.

360
00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:17,508
Brilliant. So, suspects?

361
00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:20,393
Pete Thunders. After the band split,
he became an artist.

362
00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:24,911
Having done initial financial checks,
hasn't been very successful.

363
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:27,076
He has a few cautions on his file,
all for assault.

364
00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:29,236
Prone to violence? OK, and Disco Biscuit?

365
00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:30,679
FLORENCE: He retired from music,

366
00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:33,917
invested in property and he's now
a millionaire several times over.

367
00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:36,030
So, he's not in this for the money.

368
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:37,832
Next, Jim Smith.

369
00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:41,350
Had a tempestuous relationship with his
brother. Long history of their bust-ups.

370
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:42,628
Insisting on separate hotels when touring.

371
00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:45,069
- (COMPUTER BINGS)
- Usual rock-star stuff.

372
00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:46,678
(HE CLEARS THROAT)

373
00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:48,790
Er... an e-mail
from <i>The Saint Marie Times.</i>

374
00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:51,991
- Anything?
- An attachment. I'll print it off.

375
00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:54,634
Just leaves us with Cheryl and Vince.

376
00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:57,274
FLORENCE: I couldn't find
a great deal online about Cheryl.

377
00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:59,515
But, considering
she knew Stevie the least,

378
00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:01,755
well, she appeared to be the most upset,
so I'll keep looking.

379
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:03,597
Vince?

380
00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:07,269
Um... producer and owner
of the recording studio,

381
00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:08,878
originally built by his father
in the '60s.

382
00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:10,433
The family business.

383
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:13,358
Personal life a bit of a mess.
Ex-wife lives in London.

384
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:15,311
Which just leaves us
with this little chap.

385
00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:17,874
Why was he found expired
at our crime scene,

386
00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:24,234
rather than enjoying life amongst his
fellow click beetles back on Martinique?

387
00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:26,350
- FLORENCE: Sir?
- Yes?

388
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:28,118
You should see this.

389
00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:31,470
- FLORENCE: It was Vince's studio.
- HUMPHREY: Right.

390
00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:39,275
(SIGHS)

391
00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:43,393
Beer's warm, the food's gone off
and the ice has melted.

392
00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:45,556
What a party, eh?

393
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:47,955
We were wondering
if you had a minute, Mr Thuram.

394
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:48,989
If that's all it is.

395
00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:53,591
The catering equipment's being flown back
early. I need to get all this lot ready.

396
00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:55,835
HUMPHREY:
Hopefully it won't take too long.

397
00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:03,393
Your studio burnt down.

398
00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:07,592
July '91.

399
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,074
The Flowers Of Progress
were recording here.

400
00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:16,956
Hm. It wasn't the greatest of times.

401
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,719
According to the reports,
it was Stevie who caused it.

402
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,716
He was at the height of his drinking.

403
00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:24,354
He was reckless.
He wouldn't listen to anyone.

404
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:26,516
He didn't care about anyone else.

405
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:28,073
So, why did you let them back in?

406
00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:30,998
I didn't want to, believe me.

407
00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:35,795
But I'm not in a position
to turn work down, so...

408
00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:37,478
This was your father's studio, wasn't it?

409
00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:39,317
Built it himself.

410
00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:42,477
Must have been particularly upsetting
when the insurance didn't pay out.

411
00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:46,840
It's not been easy, I admit.

412
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:48,996
But I got through it.

413
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:52,953
It was three years after the fire
until you were able to reopen the studio.

414
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,753
That's a long time.

415
00:20:55,800 --> 00:21:00,316
Your wife left you during that period,
didn't she, all because of Stevie?

416
00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:04,591
How did you feel,
seeing him after all this time?

417
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:06,995
Look, the guy's changed.

418
00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:09,713
He's dry now, doesn't touch a drop.

419
00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:12,832
I guess I felt I shouldn't
hold it against him.

420
00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:16,030
He's grown up, I suppose. Huh.

421
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,711
I'll get those CDs.

422
00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:32,277
(DWAYNE SPEAKS CREOLE)

423
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:39,353
Er...

424
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:43,791
Um... OK, madam, thank you very much.
You've been very helpful.

425
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:46,673
Now, if you wouldn't mind
excusing us, please.

426
00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:51,751
Look, I really wanted to come and help you
with the search, you know.

427
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:56,112
But I couldn't get away. That woman
could talk a glass eye to sleep, you know.

428
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:59,470
So, I itemised and bagged
whatever I can find.

429
00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:00,999
Good.

430
00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:02,109
(GRUNTS)

431
00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:05,550
- Come now.
- Dental floss. Small toothbrushes.

432
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:07,033
- Mouthwash. Teeth whitener.
- JP.

433
00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:09,116
Contact lenses. Contact lens solution.

434
00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:10,991
JP!

435
00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:13,429
- Did you itemise and bag everything?
- Yes, like you said.

436
00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:15,789
But this is just the bathroom, sir, so...

437
00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:17,432
Look, this is all very good
and very thorough,

438
00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:20,790
but did you actually find
anything relevant to the case?

439
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:25,112
- What?
- This.

440
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:28,835
Stevie's browser history's
particularly interesting.

441
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:31,030
Oh!

442
00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:35,153
- (MUSIC PLAYS)
- # Boo-na-na-boo-na-na-boo-bullet

443
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:38,192
♪ Boo-na-na-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm! ♪

444
00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:40,435
- (MUSIC PLAYS)
- FLORENCE: Well?

445
00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:41,674
- (HUMPHREY HUMS TUNE)
- Well?

446
00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:43,597
Mm?

447
00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:44,629
- Well... er...
- (MUSIC STOPS)

448
00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:48,514
...the tapes confirm that the last time
anyone is heard leaving the studio,

449
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:50,471
apart from Stevie, is ten o'clock,

450
00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:52,988
and that was Pete,
two hours before our victim was killed.

451
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:55,554
- So, how did the killer do it?
- No idea.

452
00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:59,036
But I did come across something
of interest. Listen to this.

453
00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:01,913
- Er... this is from ten o'clock.
- JIM: <i>Two! One, two!</i>

454
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:03,791
- JIM: <i>One, two, two...</i>
- STEVIE: <i>Three?</i>

455
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:05,159
DISCO: <i>Oh, yeah, funny, Stevie.</i>

456
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:06,633
VINCE: <i>OK, rolling.</i>

457
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:08,272
Jim, Stevie and Disco were in the studio

458
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:11,517
and Pete and Cheryl
were in the control room with Vince.

459
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:13,790
CHERYL: <i>Pete, calm down. It's fine.</i>

460
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:16,559
- VINCE: <i>Where are you going?</i>
- PETE: <i>For a smoke!</i>

461
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:17,874
PETE: <i>It's like Cardiff,</i>

462
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:19,751
<i>- all over again!</i>
- Cardiff?

463
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:21,358
Mm-hm.

464
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,631
- What does it mean?
- He doesn't sound very happy, does he?

465
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:26,830
- Interesting.
- Hm?

466
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:28,996
The band split up in Cardiff.

467
00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:32,796
(HE CLEARS THROAT)

468
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,560
HUMPHREY: September 12th 1992.

469
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:40,511
So, were the band about to split again?

470
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:42,596
And if so, why?

471
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:45,359
I might be able
to help you with that, Sarge.

472
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:46,628
(JP GRUNTS)

473
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:49,274
So, while JP was searching Stevie's room,

474
00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:51,709
I was hard at work
interviewing the hotel manager.

475
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:54,957
Now, a porter was sent to Stevie's room
last night after complaints of a fight.

476
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,592
- Between Stevie and who?
- DWAYNE: We don't know.

477
00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:59,438
The porter isn't on duty yet.
They're going to let us know when he is.

478
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:02,074
- Also, JP came across this.
- Yes, er...

479
00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:05,236
...it was uploaded last week by Stevie.

480
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:07,191
- (COMPUTER BEEPS)
- STEVIE: <i>Grand Central Beer?</i>

481
00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:10,471
<i>I'm no sellout, especially not that stuff.</i>
<i>It's crap!</i>

482
00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:12,670
<i>If I fell off the wagon tomorrow,</i>

483
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:16,679
<i>and Grand Central was</i>
<i>the last beer left in the world,</i>

484
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:18,438
<i>I still wouldn't touch it,</i>
<i>you know what I mean?</i>

485
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:20,869
Stevie put that up himself?

486
00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:22,035
Stevie may have been off the booze,

487
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:24,036
but he clearly hadn't lost
his rebellious streak.

488
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:25,513
Grand Central is the company

489
00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:27,551
that wanted to use one of the band's songs
in a commercial.

490
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:30,876
DWAYNE: A deal that would net
the songwriters half a million dollars.

491
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:32,148
Half a million dollars?

492
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:35,510
We picked up the contract
from the manager, Cheryl.

493
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:36,754
FLORENCE: Who are the songwriters?

494
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:38,756
Stevie and Pete.

495
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:40,870
The Inspector wins a cigar.

496
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:44,230
There's a clause that states
that the contract will be terminated,

497
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:47,272
if any of the band defames the product
in print or online.

498
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:48,309
And this clip is everywhere.

499
00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:52,399
So, Pete stands to lose his share
of half a million dollars.

500
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:54,829
All thanks to Stevie.

501
00:24:57,480 --> 00:25:01,359
You know, if memory serves, the band
used to have some sort of a fanzine,

502
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:05,029
<i>Packet Of Seeds</i> or <i>Bunch Of Flowers</i>
or something like that.

503
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:08,353
What?

504
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:13,076
Do you think we should be honest with each
other, now we're working a little closer?

505
00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:15,315
Yes, absolutely. What's on your mind?

506
00:25:15,360 --> 00:25:19,717
This band don't appear to be,
as you say, your cup of tea?

507
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:22,228
That's very perceptive of you, DS Cassell.

508
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:27,154
Yes, well, I bought their album because...
well, er... someone persuaded me.

509
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:28,394
A girl?

510
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:30,749
- Angela Matterson.
- Angela Matterson?

511
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:33,997
She was a very forceful girl,
Miss Matterson.

512
00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:37,350
If she told you to buy a record, you
bought that record. I studied that record.

513
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:40,119
- And you didn't like it?
- HUMPHREY: Hated it.

514
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:43,436
No, I... I like happy songs.
I like a nice melody, you know?

515
00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:45,311
(CHUCKLES)

516
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:53,556
FLORENCE:
We've looked at your financial records.

517
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:54,999
Things haven't been easy.

518
00:25:58,560 --> 00:25:59,788
Look, I'm not gonna pretend

519
00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:03,037
that a massive pay day wasn't
an incentive for the band to reform.

520
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:04,832
HUMPHREY: So, the band split up in...

521
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:07,348
- PETE: '92.
- HUMPHREY:'92.

522
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:10,949
We were doing a gig and there was this
guy in who had this massive music show,

523
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,149
and he wanted us on.

524
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:16,232
We were gonna sell a lot of records,
you know?

525
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:21,912
So, we're up there, Stevie's knocking back
a bottle of whisky on stage

526
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:26,556
and halfway through the set
he just starts gobbing off at him.

527
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:29,876
I mean properly,
telling him he's no sellout.

528
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:34,118
Well, we tried to smooth it over
after the gig, but it was too late.

529
00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:36,997
He'd blown it for all of us.

530
00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:39,873
So, you decided to split up.

531
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:41,797
(PETE SNORTS)

532
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:44,957
And what? You reached that decision
calmly, rationally?

533
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,797
Me and Stevie had a little set-to,
nothing too serious.

534
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:49,877
Apart from you were cautioned for assault.

535
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:54,710
Yeah, er... OK, but, look,
that was just band stuff, you know?

536
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:56,955
I've changed. We all have.

537
00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:00,072
And this... This is ancient history.

538
00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:02,031
HUMPHREY: But history
does have a habit of repeating itself.

539
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:06,392
See, we got hold of a contract between
you, Stevie and Grand Central Beer.

540
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:10,830
You and Stevie are to earn
half a million dollars

541
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:13,075
plus whatever doors
the ad would open for you.

542
00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:16,954
But then Stevie bad-mouthed the beer.
We've seen the clip.

543
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,558
As has everyone at Grand Central Beer.

544
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:23,071
Stevie destroyed your chances,
by opening his big mouth once again.

545
00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:25,111
You'd think so, wouldn't you?

546
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:27,196
But no.

547
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:29,276
The beer company love the clip.

548
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:32,837
What?

549
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:34,393
(PHONE RINGS)

550
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:36,396
It's Dwayne.

551
00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:38,476
Ask Cheryl. Check with the company.

552
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:42,877
Ask anyone. I thought, yes, him gobbing
off had ruined it for all of us again.

553
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:46,629
But she was on the phone to 'em
this morning. They think it's hilarious.

554
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:48,910
Proper rock'n'roll.

555
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:51,679
Pure Stevie. No such thing as bad press.

556
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:54,473
You know what I mean? Go figure.

557
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:56,795
Right.

558
00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:59,274
Er... well, thank you for your time,
Mr Thunders.

559
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:05,152
Right, we need to check
with the beer company.

560
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:07,236
But if Pete's telling the truth
about their reaction to the footage,

561
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:09,714
then we've just lost ourselves a motive.

562
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:12,513
Then you'll be pleased to know
we might have found another one.

563
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:16,439
Dwayne heard from the hotel.
The porter's arrived for work.

564
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:20,029
We know who Stevie was arguing with
in his bedroom.

565
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:21,354
Who was it?

566
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:24,073
Oh, yeah. Hang on.

567
00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:27,317
I do remember some little busybody porter
banging on Stevie's door,

568
00:28:27,360 --> 00:28:29,396
mouthing off about summat.

569
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:33,156
(GRUNTS)

570
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:36,478
Did you threaten to kill Stevie?

571
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:41,158
Oh, right. Er... I don't know.

572
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:44,715
Might have, yeah.
Well, we say it all the time, right?

573
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:48,389
I mean, I wouldn't actually kill him.
He's like a brother to me.

574
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:51,671
- He <i>is</i>your brother.
- Yeah, it's right, that.

575
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:54,711
FLORENCE: What were you fighting about?

576
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:58,912
(SIGHS) I can't remember.
Summat and nothing, I suppose.

577
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:00,871
- Going out?
- I'm not.

578
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:03,036
Neatly pressed shirt.

579
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:05,640
Boots mid-polish on the table.

580
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:09,157
Must be going somewhere
you want to make an impression.

581
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:13,239
I'm just going... around and about.

582
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:16,238
Soak up a bit of the Caribbean vibe
and that, yeah?

583
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:19,670
So, if you've got no more questions...

584
00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:22,754
DWAYNE:
<i>You think he's hiding something?</i>

585
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:24,756
Yes, possible.

586
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:27,473
He clearly didn't want us to know
what his argument with Stevie was about.

587
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:30,557
And he was very cagey
about where he was going tonight.

588
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:32,352
Hang on a minute.

589
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:35,676
On the recording,
Jim was asking something about a bar.

590
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:38,075
Bullet Bar. Maybe that's where he's going.

591
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:40,031
You want us to head down there
and see what he's up to?

592
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:43,231
HUMPHREY: A little light surveillance
might not hurt at all. Thank you, Dwayne.

593
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:44,474
- Sir?
- Yes?

594
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:46,511
Er... the postmortem reports
have come through.

595
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:49,472
They've confirmed Stevie suffered sudden
cardiac arrest due to electrocution,

596
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:51,715
and they're not disputing
the time of death.

597
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:54,194
So, we now know for definite
that he was murdered at 12 o'clock.

598
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:55,958
Right, you'd better get changed
and head over to the Bullet Bar.

599
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,991
Chief.

600
00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:02,358
(CLEARS THROAT) Stevie was killed at noon.

601
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:03,594
The recording we have confirms

602
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:06,074
that our five suspects
were all together at that time.

603
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:07,519
But someone had to have been by the pool

604
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:09,835
to push the stage lights in
and electrocute Stevie.

605
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:12,394
Who was it and how?

606
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:14,510
And what about you, little fella?

607
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:18,794
How did you get there?

608
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:20,273
- Sir?
- Mm-hm?

609
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:23,039
I found the fan magazine
you were talking about online.

610
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:25,071
<i>- The Flower Seeds.</i>
- Oh! Good work, Florence.

611
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:27,918
There's quite a few editions.
Shall we take half each?

612
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:29,757
That's almost a very good idea.

613
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:31,119
- Almost?
- Yes.

614
00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:32,673
In order to make it
a truly brilliant idea,

615
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:34,278
you might have added
that we take half each,

616
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:35,992
decamp to Catherine's bar,
and read them there.

617
00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:39,316
- What do you say?
- I'd say that is a much better idea.

618
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:40,588
Excellent.

619
00:30:57,840 --> 00:30:59,956
We're not allowed to drink on duty,
are we?

620
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,513
It's so we can blend in.

621
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:03,994
I'm very dedicated
to my undercover work, you know.

622
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:08,388
I mean, very, very dedicated.

623
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:11,351
Raise them high, drain them dry.

624
00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:15,397
(DWAYNE COUGHS)

625
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:19,752
Only I'm not really a big drinker, sir.
You... you know how it is. Er...

626
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:21,791
No, I don't. Now, get it down you.

627
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:27,275
(JP GASPS)

628
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:29,470
Soothe your throat with your beer,
the man!

629
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:34,759
- (JP COUGHS)
- Look.

630
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:37,951
No, don't look. He's meeting someone.

631
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,355
- What do we do now?
- Bide our time.

632
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:44,473
If they separate, I'll tail the woman.
You follow Jim. OK?

633
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:50,800
(SCOFFS AND LAUGHS)

634
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:55,391
Edited by Daisy Buttercup.

635
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:57,795
Photography by Daisy Buttercup.
Articles on the band by...

636
00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:00,718
- Who's Daisy Buttercup?
- Oh, she's not real.

637
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:03,274
It's a song on the first album,
and not a particularly good one at that.

638
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:06,437
It was clearly a one-nutty-fan operation.

639
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:09,677
You're a fan. Are you Daisy Buttercup?

640
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:11,119
Yes, I am not a fan.

641
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:13,071
Just following Angela Matterson's orders?

642
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:15,190
- Oh, yes.
- And was it worth it?

643
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:17,310
Did anything ever happen
between you and Angela?

644
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:19,874
Oh, gosh, no, no, no.
We... we never even held hands.

645
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:22,639
Ah, perhaps it wasn't a bad thing.

646
00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:27,037
Life would have spun me off in a different
direction. I certainly wouldn't be here.

647
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:29,594
- I know what you mean.
- Oh?

648
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:31,949
You have your own male Angela Matterson?

649
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,275
Not quite. My five brothers.

650
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:38,757
If ever I brought a boy to the house,
they always managed to scare him off.

651
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:40,756
- So, what did you do?
- Simple, really.

652
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:43,314
I stopped taking my boyfriends back
to meet my brothers.

653
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:46,079
(HE CHUCKLES) Touché.

654
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:48,509
(MUSIC PLAYING)

655
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:02,238
JP! Jim's on the move!

656
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:05,273
You'd better follow him.

657
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:09,108
JP! Ah, man! What am I meant to do now?

658
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:12,356
Ah.

659
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:15,039
Er... excuse me, miss.

660
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:18,152
My young and, er...
very inexperienced friend here

661
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:20,714
has had a little too much to drink.

662
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:23,354
But I must finish these before I leave.

663
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:26,874
Would you be so kind
as to help me with them?

664
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:40,870
- Are you planning a trip?
- Er... a trip?

665
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:43,753
Oh, I see. Er... well, yes,
a kind of a trip, although not for me.

666
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:45,392
And it's, um... sort of already happened.

667
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:50,434
Our friend, the click beetle.

668
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:51,959
Trying to work out whether it's possible

669
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,594
he could have made the journey
between Martinique and Saint Marie.

670
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:56,278
And?

671
00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:59,676
Well, it's a good 70 miles between the two
islands and, while click beetles can fly,

672
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:03,269
it... it's really only at night
and really rather rare.

673
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:06,517
Maybe he ended up on a boat or a plane
and got carried over.

674
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:08,118
Yes, well, I've also looked into that.

675
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:10,549
Um... all planes leaving the Caribbean

676
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:13,637
are sprayed with insecticides
before departure.

677
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:15,636
Well, he would have been dead
before he left Martinique.

678
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:18,717
Well, you've certainly been very thorough.

679
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:22,194
Do you think maybe we should...

680
00:34:22,240 --> 00:34:24,231
Oh, yes, yes. Yes, of course. Quite right.

681
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:26,475
(HE CLEARS THROAT)

682
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:38,908
Don't even think about it.

683
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:45,754
So, we know the night before his murder,
Stevie was fighting with Jim.

684
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:47,756
The two of them have always
had a stormy relationship,

685
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:51,873
but we don't know specifically
what this argument was about.

686
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:53,911
Vince. Stevie burnt his studio down.

687
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:56,918
And, as we know from insurance checks,
he wasn't covered.

688
00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:57,995
Quite.

689
00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:00,031
- Morning, all.
- Morning. How did you get on last night?

690
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:01,274
Oh, pretty good, chief.

691
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:03,038
Exactly like you thought,

692
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:06,117
Jim turned up to the Bullet Bar, where
he met and had a drink with a woman.

693
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:08,230
Right. Did you manage
to find out who she was?

694
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:09,872
More than that, chief.

695
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:12,992
(CLEARS THROAT)
Her name was Marie Etner.

696
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:16,476
She was a girl Jim knew from the last time
the band were on the island back in 1991.

697
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:18,670
Er... she and Jim had a bit of a thing,
you know?

698
00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:21,792
- Ah, interesting. Go on.
- Well, that's only the start.

699
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:24,673
Turns out she fell pregnant
and had his kid.

700
00:35:24,720 --> 00:35:26,392
- So, Jim abandoned her?
- Oh, no, no, no, no.

701
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:29,477
Jim never even knew he was the father,
not until the day before yesterday.

702
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:31,715
- I... I don't understand.
- DWAYNE: Look.

703
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:33,876
When Marie found out she was pregnant,
she called Jim.

704
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:37,037
But she could only get hold of Stevie
and he promised to pass the message on.

705
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:38,672
And what? He didn't?

706
00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:41,598
- No.
- So, let me get this right.

707
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:44,234
Stevie was never gonna tell his own
brother he was gonna be a dad?

708
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:47,238
Exactly. He only found out about it
two days ago.

709
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:49,510
That must be why they were arguing
in Stevie's room.

710
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:50,959
- Good work, Dwayne.
- Thank you, chief.

711
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:54,072
Florence, I think you and I
need to go and speak to Jim.

712
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:56,475
- I am really sorry, everyone...
- Nothing to report, JP?

713
00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:59,671
Er... Jim's still in his room, yeah?

714
00:35:59,720 --> 00:36:01,870
Er... good work. Right, chief?

715
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:04,239
Yes.

716
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:06,475
Come on, Florence!

717
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:07,839
DWAYNE: Sarge.

718
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:10,553
I... I overslept.
I was going to come clean and...

719
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:14,673
And I covered for you. It's what
they don't teach you at police college.

720
00:36:14,720 --> 00:36:16,551
We are a team.

721
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:19,592
So, I'll be counting on you to do exactly
the same thing for me next Thursday

722
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:22,916
when I'm recovering from Domino Club
and a few large rums.

723
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:26,999
Now, get yourself an aspirin
and get to it. We got a lot of work to do.

724
00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:28,314
Chop chop!

725
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:32,991
(GRUNTS)

726
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:38,553
You didn't get on well, you and Stevie?

727
00:36:39,720 --> 00:36:43,793
We had a couple of fallouts and the press
built it up, yeah? It was nothing serious.

728
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:45,398
- No?
- JIM: No.

729
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:47,670
Even when he kept things from you?

730
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,718
Like you becoming a father?

731
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:52,159
(SPOON CLINKS)

732
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:55,836
You spoke with Marie?

733
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:00,438
(SIGHS)

734
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:05,553
It was Vince who told me that I had a son.

735
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:09,637
He thought I knew about it
and I just didn't care,

736
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:13,309
that I was being,
you know, same old Jimbo.

737
00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:17,031
When I told Stevie,

738
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:21,153
I said I couldn't believe I'd had a kid
all these years and never knew about it,

739
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:23,714
and that's when he come clean.

740
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:26,228
Told me that he'd known all along.

741
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:27,872
That's what you were fighting about
in his hotel room?

742
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:29,990
HUMPHREY: You must have been furious.

743
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:32,076
That's one word for it.

744
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:40,359
You know, people dream
about the lifestyle that we used to lead.

745
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:43,312
Partying all night.
Girls on tab. It was crazy.

746
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:48,510
But if all you actually really want is
to meet someone and settle down...

747
00:37:50,240 --> 00:37:52,674
...it's not exactly the right environment,
if you know what I mean.

748
00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:53,948
Is that what you wanted?

749
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,433
I'd have loved it.

750
00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:00,430
A wife. A kid.

751
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:04,000
A family.

752
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:06,076
Just never seemed to happen.

753
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:08,236
Well, it did.

754
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:12,113
- JIM: Just nobody told me.
- So, why didn't Stevie tell you?

755
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:16,119
Because we'd had a big fight
about something and we weren't talking.

756
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:18,958
He kept it from me to spite me.

757
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:23,312
He admitted it! Apologised, even,
which Stevie never does.

758
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:27,114
Said that he'd messed up years ago and
wished he'd have done things differently.

759
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:29,833
- Said he wanted to put things right.
- Did you let him? Did you forgive him?

760
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:33,276
No. I couldn't.

761
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:36,876
Maybe in time I might have.

762
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:39,075
But...

763
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:40,519
So, what did you do?

764
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:45,233
Hey, hang on.

765
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:48,829
You don't seriously think I had
anything to do with his death, do you?

766
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:51,348
- Did you?
- Look, I hated Stevie for what he did.

767
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:54,198
But he was my brother!
I wouldn't kill him!

768
00:38:54,240 --> 00:38:58,631
Look, you want a suspect to talk to,
you've so got the wrong guy.

769
00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:02,798
There's members of this band who've got
a real axe to grind with my brother.

770
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:21,630
(MUSIC PLAYING)

771
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:23,033
Merci.

772
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:28,235
It's a little, er... down at heel
for a millionaire.

773
00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:31,397
I like it. It's real.

774
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:33,839
When we were recording the first album,

775
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:36,235
me and Stevie used to hang out
in places like this.

776
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:38,748
Jam with the locals. Ah.

777
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:40,756
Great days.

778
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:43,598
Well, they were, until Stevie got drunk
and wound everyone up.

779
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:46,518
Jim tells us you started
legal proceedings against Stevie?

780
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:49,836
It's nothing.
Loads of bands end up in courtrooms.

781
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:52,713
And those cases are usually for
huge amounts, whereas your claim is...

782
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:54,716
For a pound.

783
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:56,830
FLORENCE: You sue Stevie for a pound?

784
00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:58,393
Pound of flesh'd be more appropriate.

785
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:01,790
I didn't want people thinking
I was doing it for the money.

786
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:03,592
Why are you doing it?

787
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:05,631
Credit.

788
00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:07,511
Aside from one or two tracks
on that first album,

789
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:09,869
we all contributed
to the writing and recording.

790
00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:12,434
But you look at the writing credits
for every track and it's...

791
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:14,835
Lyrics by Stevie, music by Pete?

792
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:15,949
Smith and Thunders, yeah.

793
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,116
It's a fairly normal arrangement,
isn't it?

794
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:22,471
I wrote specific lines.

795
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:25,717
I wrote verses for songs
that I took to Stevie.

796
00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:27,990
He said they wouldn't work,
and then, a day or so later,

797
00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:31,874
they'd crop up again
in another song that he'd written.

798
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:34,434
I just want to set the record straight.

799
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:36,959
I want my credit.

800
00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:41,273
There's nothing wrong
with wanting that, is there?

801
00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:42,548
Now,

802
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:44,909
if you'll excuse me...

803
00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:59,596
I spoke with Disco's lawyer, who said
it would have been hard to prove...

804
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:01,596
- Mm?
...that he co-wrote the songs,

805
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:04,757
and that instead he should have
appealed to Stevie's goodwill.

806
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:06,392
Mm, I wonder where that got him.

807
00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:07,998
Apparently, Stevie told Disco

808
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:12,079
he'd amend the credit listing
on any reissue of the first album.

809
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:15,351
But then the record company
just sent this over.

810
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:18,670
It's the design
for the reissued album artwork,

811
00:41:18,720 --> 00:41:22,030
and, as you'll see,
no mention of Disco Biscuit.

812
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:23,229
Has Disco seen this?

813
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:26,909
All band members were sent an early copy
for approval two days ago.

814
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:29,633
So, Disco Biscuit knew
that Stevie was shafting him?

815
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:32,319
Which is fine, is fine,

816
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:35,397
but while he may have had a motive,
he didn't have the opportunity.

817
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:36,555
See, from the recordings,

818
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:38,830
we know that Disco was in the studio
when the power went out.

819
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:40,438
- As was Vince.
- Yes, I know.

820
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:41,913
- And Pete and Cheryl.
- Yes, thank you.

821
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:43,154
- And Jim.
- Yes, I know.

822
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:46,351
None of them had the opportunity.

823
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:48,436
(SIGHS)

824
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:51,119
Lee Vale Productions.

825
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:55,315
Lee Vale. Lee Vale.

826
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:57,430
Where have I heard that name before?

827
00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:59,550
Who is this Lee Vale?

828
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:03,388
No, Lee Vale isn't a person.
It's, er... some kind of record company.

829
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:07,479
Lee Vale Productions. They're behind
the reissue of the album. Lee Vale.

830
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:09,750
- Is there an address?
- HUMPHREY: Yes.

831
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:12,792
Er... 17 Lee Vale, Marston, Oxford...

832
00:42:16,240 --> 00:42:18,276
Of course. <i>Flower Seeds.</i>

833
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:23,638
- Here.
- And here.

834
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:25,079
Edited by Daisy Buttercup.
Her address is...

835
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:26,758
17 Lee Vale, Marston, Oxford.

836
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:28,313
So, Daisy Buttercup...

837
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:30,635
- is Lee Vale Productions?
- The one and the same.

838
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:33,399
So, who is this notorious
Miss Daisy Buttercup?

839
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:36,038
I know.

840
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:38,514
(MUSIC PLAYING)

841
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:41,074
HUMPHREY: Thank you for your time,
Cheryl.

842
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:43,475
Or do you prefer '"Daisy Buttercup'"?

843
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:49,077
I'm sorry. I'm going to have to go
and, um... change.

844
00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:51,315
Oh, no, don't worry.
It will soon dry in the sun.

845
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:53,949
Care to bring us up to speed

846
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:58,073
about how Daisy, the number-one fan,
became the band's manager?

847
00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:02,191
Disco Biscuit bought my house.
That's, er... how we met and...

848
00:43:02,240 --> 00:43:07,075
And according to our research, you've been
in the music business for three months.

849
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:11,193
I know I'm not exactly what you'd call,
er... qualified, but...

850
00:43:11,240 --> 00:43:13,310
I have very good organisational skills

851
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:16,909
and when I set my mind to something,
I make sure it happens.

852
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:19,997
I got the band back together again.
I did the deal with the beer company.

853
00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:23,510
I mean, even yesterday Stevie was saying
he wasn't gonna sign the contract.

854
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:27,235
But, you know, then,
when it came to it, he did.

855
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:29,475
I mean, I... I made that happen.

856
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:33,399
This must be... a dream come true for you.

857
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:34,509
Sorry?

858
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:37,996
Managing the one rock band
you've spent your life following.

859
00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:39,519
Adoring.

860
00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:42,358
Yeah, I guess I'm... very fortunate.

861
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:43,389
HUMPHREY: And who in the band knew

862
00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:47,194
that as well as their manager,
you're actually their biggest fan?

863
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:49,669
None of them.

864
00:43:49,720 --> 00:43:53,508
- So, what exactly were you up to?
- Sorry, I don't know what you mean.

865
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:57,792
Well, I mean, come on. Your behaviour
is verging on that of a stalker.

866
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:01,189
That... That is not true.

867
00:44:01,240 --> 00:44:06,155
I... I just wanted to try something new...
I just... with my life.

868
00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:08,873
You know, try something different.

869
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:11,309
You did it to get close to Stevie,
didn't you?

870
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:15,713
(SCOFFS) What?

871
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:18,593
That necklace, I've seen it before.

872
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:23,630
Grand Central Beer?
I'm no sellout, especially not that stuff.

873
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:25,432
It's crap!

874
00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:27,357
It belonged to Stevie, didn't it?

875
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:29,516
He gave it to me.

876
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:32,518
Seems quite a personal kind of gift.

877
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:34,676
Were you and Stevie having a relationship?

878
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:40,031
I fell for him.

879
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:45,916
I'd always had a crush on him since I was
a... a kid, but I thought I was over it,

880
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:50,033
and then, you know, we met,
and he just swept me off my feet.

881
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:51,718
And then?

882
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:53,876
He, um...

883
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:56,559
he... he ended it.

884
00:44:56,600 --> 00:45:00,275
He'd fallen in love with the band again,
you see,

885
00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:03,596
and, you know,
he needed to concentrate on that.

886
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:07,838
HUMPHREY:
<i>And were you OK with him ending it?</i>

887
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:09,359
No!

888
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:11,834
I was not OK.

889
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:14,678
(SIGHS) Yeah, OK, I admit it.
I was in love with him.

890
00:45:14,720 --> 00:45:17,280
And that's exactly why
I wouldn't have killed him.

891
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:23,189
HUMPHREY: The answer has to be here,

892
00:45:23,240 --> 00:45:25,674
somewhere.

893
00:45:25,720 --> 00:45:29,633
Stevie Smith had a fling
with Cheryl Moore, number-one fan.

894
00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:31,033
Breaks her heart.

895
00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:34,550
Disco Biscuit's suing Stevie
for not crediting him.

896
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:37,956
Jim Smith could have been a father,
had Stevie not hushed it up.

897
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,116
Vince. Stevie burnt his studio down.

898
00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:43,357
All of them have a motive.

899
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:45,868
But none of them had the opportunity.

900
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:48,115
At 12 o'clock,
Stevie was having his daily swim.

901
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:52,836
One of the suspects pushes live stage
lights into the pool, electrocuting him.

902
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:55,155
They then sawed
one of the support pins in half,

903
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:58,875
in an attempt to make it look like it had,
after years of use, finally broken,

904
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:01,309
meaning Stevie's death
looked like an awful accident.

905
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:05,069
But... but for that very reason,
we know he was actually murdered

906
00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:06,439
and the only five people
who could have done it

907
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:08,914
were all together in the studio
when it happened,

908
00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:12,589
thus presenting us with what is,
it would seem, an impossible murder.

909
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:14,756
We are getting nowhere!

910
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:16,313
Oh!

911
00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:20,876
(SIGHS) Let's take a break,
clear our heads.

912
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:23,229
(SIGHS)

913
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:26,117
And you're not helping matters.

914
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:30,755
I mean, why were you there?
Why were you at our crime scene?

915
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:31,789
- Sir?
- Yes?

916
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:34,718
- You're talking to a dead beetle.
- I know I am.

917
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:36,796
Do you think maybe
you should get some fresh air?

918
00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:39,115
That's probably a very good idea.

919
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:55,992
Ah, sir?

920
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:05,998
It will soon dry in the sun.

921
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:11,556
HUMPHREY:
<i>Why were you at our crime scene?</i>

922
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:14,239
Maybe he ended up on a boat or a plane
and got carried over.

923
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:17,113
I think the pin snapped and the whole
thing fell into the swimming pool.

924
00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:18,912
Ha!

925
00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:20,996
Right.

926
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:27,757
Of course.

927
00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:31,873
The last time anyone is heard leaving
the studio after Stevie is ten o'clock.

928
00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:35,549
Stevie was excited, re-energised.

929
00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:37,113
Said he wanted to put things right.

930
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:39,515
Yesterday Stevie was saying
he wasn't gonna sign the contract,

931
00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:41,391
but when it came to it, he did.

932
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:45,478
STEVIE: <i>Grand Central Beer?</i>

933
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:50,036
No way. I'm no sellout,
especially not that stuff. It's crap!

934
00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:52,514
- Good Lord!
- You've got it?

935
00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:55,028
Yes, I think I have.
We need to get everyone together.

936
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:58,550
But first I need to check
something in the studio.

937
00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:02,115
- Oh. And, Dwayne, catering.
- You want me to bring food?

938
00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:03,957
The company who provided
the catering equipment at the studio,

939
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:04,989
dig out their details.

940
00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:07,110
Come on, JP!

941
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:22,949
Got it. Bag it.

942
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:33,633
Good.

943
00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:37,551
(TABLE SQUEAKS)

944
00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:43,429
Yes. Ahem!

945
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:48,157
OK.

946
00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:52,910
First off, apologies for bringing you all
out here to the scene of Stevie's murder.

947
00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:56,430
Now, I know he was a good friend
to all of you, a brother to some of you.

948
00:48:57,920 --> 00:49:01,117
So, why would any of you want to kill him?

949
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:02,957
- Cheryl...
- I didn't do it!

950
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,468
...AKA Daisy Buttercup.

951
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:08,512
Number-one fan.
Editor of the fanzine <i>Flower Seeds.</i>

952
00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:12,394
- That was you?
- Responsible for reuniting the band.

953
00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:15,000
- I'm no killer.
- But you are Stevie's biggest fan.

954
00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:20,239
And his lover, briefly,
before he broke your heart.

955
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:21,269
Vince?

956
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:24,278
You strike me as being a very patient man,

957
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:27,471
biding your time,
waiting for Stevie to return,

958
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:29,750
the man who burned down your studio
and ruined you.

959
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:32,633
I couldn't kill Stevie.
I couldn't kill anyone.

960
00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:34,989
And Disco Biscuit.

961
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:38,237
I'd prefer it if you call me Duncan.

962
00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:41,317
- Why would you want to kill Stevie?
- I wouldn't.

963
00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:44,716
Even though your contribution to the band
has never been recognised?

964
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:47,752
Stevie still ensured the reissued CD
didn't credit you.

965
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:50,030
I was in the studio
when Stevie was killed.

966
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:51,877
Of course you were.

967
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:54,229
Rock-solid alibi, same as everyone else.

968
00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:56,874
(SIGHS) And Jim.

969
00:49:58,200 --> 00:50:01,158
Stevie deprived you
of the one thing you wanted in life.

970
00:50:03,240 --> 00:50:04,559
A family.

971
00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:06,909
I told you, Stevie was my brother.

972
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:09,110
I wouldn't have hurt him.

973
00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:10,479
No.

974
00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:12,317
No, but Pete would.

975
00:50:13,720 --> 00:50:16,518
We know you attacked Stevie in Cardiff
when the band split,

976
00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:17,595
and we also know that

977
00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:20,632
Stevie potentially costing you the beer
commercial money was '"Cardiff again'".

978
00:50:26,080 --> 00:50:28,036
And now we know you murdered him.

979
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:31,469
What?

980
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:34,479
You what?

981
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:37,239
Grand Central Beer
brought you all back together

982
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:39,555
and it pushed you all apart again,
didn't it?

983
00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:42,876
It was an accident!
What are you going on about?

984
00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:45,957
Stevie may have initially
been seduced by a quick pay day...

985
00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:49,111
...but then things changed for him.

986
00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:52,470
No way. I'm no sellout,
especially not that stuff.

987
00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:55,796
I told you, the beer company
are delighted with that little clip.

988
00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:57,432
But there was a bigger problem

989
00:50:57,480 --> 00:51:00,392
than the bad press that clip
might have brought you, wasn't there?

990
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:03,557
Stevie, the new Stevie...

991
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:06,752
...didn't want to sell out.

992
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:09,030
He was still a man of the people...

993
00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:12,919
...and because of that,
he refused to sign that contract.

994
00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:16,157
But I told you, he did.
He did sign the contract.

995
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:17,952
And you saw Stevie sign it?

996
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:20,752
No.

997
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:23,109
Pete did.

998
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:28,632
The date on the contract indicates
that Stevie signed it yesterday morning.

999
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:30,557
HUMPHREY: He was pretty adamant
in that recording.

1000
00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:34,275
I think he had no intention of changing
his mind and signing that contract,

1001
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:36,231
and that is why you had to kill him...

1002
00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:38,749
...so you could forge his signature

1003
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:41,234
and collect the half a million dollars
you so needed.

1004
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:44,795
This is ridiculous.
How would I forge his signature?

1005
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:48,799
Oh, it's not that hard.
I mean, not if you had the means.

1006
00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:55,077
Just place this under the contract
where Stevie's signature should be,

1007
00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:56,997
and just trace it over.

1008
00:51:58,240 --> 00:51:59,912
The thing is, if you had done it that way,

1009
00:51:59,960 --> 00:52:01,791
then you would be able
to see the indentations

1010
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:03,512
where you went over Stevie's signature.

1011
00:52:03,560 --> 00:52:05,630
Um... there.

1012
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:13,389
Half a million dollars
split between you and Stevie.

1013
00:52:15,160 --> 00:52:17,799
Plus the prospect of capitalising
on the advert, and touring.

1014
00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:22,311
How are we gonna tour without a singer?
This band is nothing without Stevie!

1015
00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:24,828
Oh, I don't think
you believe that for a second.

1016
00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:29,555
That's why you made sure
that Stevie died in such an iconic way.

1017
00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:32,512
Electrocuted in a swimming pool. Legend!

1018
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:38,590
I mean, the publicity and the attention
would be enormous. You would clean up.

1019
00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:41,598
But Pete was with us in the studio
when Stevie was...

1020
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:43,949
HUMPHREY: Was murdered, yes.

1021
00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:47,477
DISCO: Oh, come on!

1022
00:52:48,760 --> 00:52:51,069
That was the clever part.

1023
00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:56,353
How could someone be at the pool
to push the stage lights in

1024
00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:58,630
when all of you were in the studio
the entire morning?

1025
00:52:59,880 --> 00:53:02,838
All except for you, Pete.

1026
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:08,557
It was around ten o'clock when you popped
out - perfect time to set your trap.

1027
00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:11,831
Your intention was for us to assume
that the whole thing was an accident,

1028
00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:14,314
a worn pin snapping after years of use.

1029
00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:17,158
I think the pin snapped and the whole
thing fell into the swimming pool.

1030
00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:21,557
And that's how we knew
it was murder all along.

1031
00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:25,876
The pin had been very clearly...

1032
00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:28,878
<i>cut with a saw.</i>

1033
00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:31,070
Which brings us to...

1034
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:42,555
...the click beetle, who was
an unknowing accomplice to murder.

1035
00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:44,636
You see, when we first arrived
on the crime scene,

1036
00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:46,557
it bothered me that there was water

1037
00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:49,319
in the planter that was sitting
in front of the fallen lighting stand,

1038
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:51,271
but not in any of the others.

1039
00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:56,556
The supply company Cheryl used
for the party - we checked it.

1040
00:53:56,600 --> 00:53:59,114
Some of the gear came from Martinique.

1041
00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:01,071
It was the same island
our clip beetle came from.

1042
00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:03,918
You know, I think he hopped
into the catering equipment,

1043
00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:07,077
a freezer, to be specific,
and got shipped over,

1044
00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:09,190
and so our little beetle here...

1045
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:13,158
...ended up encased in a block of ice.

1046
00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:17,159
<i>In fact, the one particular block of ice</i>
<i>you used to kill Stevie Smith.</i>

1047
00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:19,714
<i>Earlier in the morning at ten o'clock,</i>

1048
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:22,433
<i>knowing that Stevie would</i>
<i>take his daily swim at noon.</i>

1049
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:25,119
<i>You used one of the caterer's</i>
<i>blocks of ice</i>

1050
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:28,038
<i>to rest one of the legs</i>
<i>of the lighting stand on,</i>

1051
00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:30,992
<i>and as the sun was at its midday height...</i>

1052
00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:34,953
<i>... the ice would melt,</i>
<i>the support would fail...</i>

1053
00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:38,629
<i>... Stevie would be electrocuted.</i>

1054
00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:42,468
And with the planter placed
at the front of the stage,

1055
00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:47,196
you'd even planned a place for the melted
water to drain off, leaving no trace.

1056
00:54:47,240 --> 00:54:50,038
Well, er...

1057
00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:51,229
almost no trace.

1058
00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:00,951
Hats off to you, Mr Thunders.

1059
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:04,797
You really gave us a run for our money.

1060
00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:07,878
Very entertaining.

1061
00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:13,110
But what a load of... rubbish.

1062
00:55:14,720 --> 00:55:16,073
Is it?

1063
00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:18,752
PETE: No.

1064
00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:22,475
You... you don't do that to me.

1065
00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:25,114
No, you don't do that to me!

1066
00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:27,151
That man! That idiot!

1067
00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:28,758
I'm the artiste!

1068
00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:33,396
Every bad thing that ever happened to us
was because of him!

1069
00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:35,914
Urgh!

1070
00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:38,190
Aargh!

1071
00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:42,431
Can't... can't swim!

1072
00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:45,438
Hold your feet down!

1073
00:55:57,360 --> 00:55:59,112
(MUSIC PLAYING)

1074
00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:00,149
Chief!

1075
00:56:02,240 --> 00:56:04,390
JP seems to have fitted in well.

1076
00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:07,876
Well, yeah, er... yes, Florence.
He's not the only one, though.

1077
00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:13,233
I... I have to say that you have been
absolutely, unquestionably, brilliant

1078
00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:15,157
- over the last two days.
- Thank you.

1079
00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:17,794
No, I... I mean,
the way you handled Cheryl.

1080
00:56:17,840 --> 00:56:19,956
Spotting the necklace.
Her affair with Stevie.

1081
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:21,718
It's just phenomenal.

1082
00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:24,399
And then there's, well...
well, everything else, really.

1083
00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:26,237
Every time I've lost the plot

1084
00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:29,272
or couldn't find a piece of evidence,
or literally have nowhere to turn,

1085
00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:30,719
there you were.

1086
00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:35,117
I... I mean, it's like
we've been partners for years.

1087
00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:38,232
What? What is it?

1088
00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:42,270
I have a confession.

1089
00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:45,232
- I received a letter from Camille.
- Oh?

1090
00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:48,477
With very detailed instructions
on how to deal with you.

1091
00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:49,999
(THEY CHUCKLE)

1092
00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:52,713
So, if there's anyone
you should thank, it's her.

1093
00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:55,274
Well, even so, very well done.

1094
00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:59,711
Congratulations on completing
your first case as a DS.

1095
00:56:59,760 --> 00:57:01,751
- To you.
- To Camille.

1096
00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:02,869
To you both.

1097
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:08,999
Although... although
you are already a great DS,

1098
00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:11,713
and I'm sure will become
an even better DS,

1099
00:57:11,760 --> 00:57:13,910
there are many, many more things
you need to learn

1100
00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:15,837
before becoming a truly amazing DS.

1101
00:57:15,880 --> 00:57:18,599
I know. I know there's
so much work to do and...

1102
00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:20,676
I'm not talking about work.

1103
00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:23,109
Every good detective should
have their dancing shoes on,

1104
00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:25,071
and this is a good and happy tune.
Come on.

1105
00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:26,792
- No.
- Come on.

1106
00:57:26,840 --> 00:57:27,829
(SHE CHUCKLES)

1107
00:57:27,880 --> 00:57:31,793
<i>♪ Thank him for the grass</i>
<i>that grows on the land</i>

1108
00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:37,595
<i>♪ Even the birds, with such sweet songs</i>

1109
00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:41,349
<i>#Ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah</i>

1110
00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:42,879
<i>♪ Get it together</i>

1111
00:57:42,920 --> 00:57:46,117
<i>#Ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah</i>

1112
00:57:46,160 --> 00:57:47,593
<i>♪ Can you dig it?</i>

1113
00:57:47,640 --> 00:57:50,200
<i>♪ Boom shaka lacka lacka</i>

1114
00:57:50,240 --> 00:57:52,993
<i>♪ Boom, boom, boom</i>

1115
00:57:53,040 --> 00:57:55,270
<i>♪ Boom shaka lacka lacka</i>

1116
00:57:55,320 --> 00:57:57,629
<i>♪ Boom, boom, boom</i>

1117
00:57:57,680 --> 00:57:58,669
<i>♪ Hey... ♪</i>

1118
00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:06,074
DWAYNE: <i>It's been 15 years</i>
<i>since we were last in the final.</i>

1119
00:58:06,120 --> 00:58:08,509
<i>It's been going on for generations.</i>

1120
00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:12,838
I'm not completely ignorant when it comes
to international sports, you know.

1121
00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:16,555
Honour and sportsmanship
is the nature of the game,

1122
00:58:16,600 --> 00:58:18,989
not always the nature
of those that play it.

1123
00:58:19,040 --> 00:58:20,837
- This is Anton Borr-idge.
- Er... Burr-age.

1124
00:58:20,880 --> 00:58:24,555
He is an odious little toad.

1125
00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:26,192
- (BANG)
- AIDEN: <i>There is nothing</i>

1126
00:58:26,240 --> 00:58:28,435
<i>- Hank wouldn't do to win that trophy.</i>
- Ahhh!

1127
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:42,000
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