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Yeah, no, that's fine. That's...
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I can... I can totally do that.
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That's, uh, perfect, actually.
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So, I will see you...
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Okay. Okay.
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Well... bye.
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Okay, sit.
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- Oh God.
- Now...
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You will have a heart attack,
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but at least you will have
a proper English fry-up.
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Okay, everything
on this plate is insane.
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If I eat any of this,
I'm gonna gain 400 pounds.
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Oh, you're not fat, Patrick.
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I used to be, and on the
inside, I still am.
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I am one ill-timed binge away
from being "Fatrick" again.
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Is that what they
used to call you at school?
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Oh, yeah. Fatrick, biscuit...
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My sister Megan, though,
she was the worst.
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She called me
"fat, fat frog."
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Well, I wish they could
all see the gorgeous,
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virile, sex machine
you've become.
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And let me tell
you something,
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they will all be fat,
fat frogs themselves now.
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Bon appétit!
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So, um, last night...
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You gave me the fuck
of my life?
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Sorry. Carry on.
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Right.
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No, um, after that,
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I wasn't intentionally
eavesdropping, but I heard...
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Do you and Jon call each other
every night when he's out of town?
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Uh, yeah.
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I brought it up, but we don't
need to get into this right now.
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Well, I think we should.
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Yeah, me too.
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Okay. Uh...
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What do... what do you want
to know that you don't already?
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How do you feel
when you go back to Jon?
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After we've been together?
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Pretty fucking shitty.
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I...
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I feel the same way...
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- No.
- As soon as you leave.
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The way we are with each other,
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the way we were together
last night,
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I don't have that with Jon.
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Look, I promise you,
this will sort itself.
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I will sort it.
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Okay?
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I hope so.
I hope that's true.
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Really?
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Oh, does the Queen of England
not approve of anal?
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No, I heart anal, too.
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Is that your cocktail?
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Uh, this pill is my cocktail,
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this is my fish oil,
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this is
my b-12 with zinc,
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and that's my one-a-day.
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Any other questions?
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So, you want to get breakfast?
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I can't.
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I have to go to the shelter.
I got my trans kids.
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Well, can I just wait in here
for a little bit?
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You know, at least until Patrick
texts me that it's safe to go home.
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No.
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What? I'm not leaving you
alone in my apartment.
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Go to the library.
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Mmm!
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Or come with me to the shelter.
They have snacks.
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Okay. What do you
want your password to be?
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A childhood pet
or the street you grew up on?
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Password for...?
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Kickstarter.
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It's what all the kids
with dreams are doing.
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Oh my God, are we finally
making our movie
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about a young rent boy's
sexual coming of age?
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Yes, of course, and the hag
who loved him.
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No, that will be next.
That's amazing.
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This is so we can rent
your chicken window, okay?
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Fuck those phantom investors.
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We're gonna make
this happen for you.
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Kickstarter doesn't...
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Food doesn't work that way.
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Oh, really? Well, okay.
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All I need from you
is a password.
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I also need a little
paragraph about how
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this has always been
your lifelong passion,
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um, and you have to offer
some sort of incentives.
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Some kind of...
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I don't know...
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Or something.
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Doris, I'm not
doing Kickstarter .
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It's desperate.
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Uh, is that you
or Lynn talking?
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Hmm...
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- Hey, what's up, man?
- Hey.
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I'm actually a little busy right now.
I'm about to go into this...
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So, Richie called me,
this morning.
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Oh, well, that's good.
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Yeah, sure it's good,
I know, but I just...
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- Agustín!
- Don't know really
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what we're supposed to be
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- doing exactly.
- Um, um, look, uh...
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Isn't this what you wanted?
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You know? To reconnect
and be friends?
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Don't start freaking out, okay?
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No, Agustín,
I'm not freaking out.
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It's just that this was my idea, and
now that it's happening, I'm like...
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How does this work? He doesn't
even know about Kevin.
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Oh shit. Fuck, I gotta go.
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- Okay. Bye.
- All right.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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Sorry, I'm...
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- Just...
- It's okay.
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Heh.
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So, um, what do you want to do?
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I don't know.
You hungry?
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I just had a big breakfast.
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But I... maybe we... ice cream?
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Do you want to have ice cream?
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Um...
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Yeah, all right. Yeah.
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- I'll go for some ice cream.
- Okay.
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Isn't it weird,
in San Francisco,
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how people love
to wait in line?
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I mean, yes, this honey lavender
ice cream is delicious,
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but is it really worth
waiting 45 minutes?
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It's Bi-Rite, Patrick.
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No. Yes. No, I know
that it's Bi-Rite,
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but you can get the exact
same kind of ice cream
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one block away
at the Bi-Rite Market.
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But, you know, then it
wouldn't be an experience.
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I hear you.
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I walk around the mission
and see all these salons
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that charge, like, five times
what we're charging.
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And people waiting, like,
hella hours for an appointment.
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Yes, and they're not getting any
better haircuts than what you give.
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It's all about hype.
You know what?
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I'm not gonna get a haircut anywhere
else other than your shop from now on.
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Um, you have a stylist.
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You need to stay loyal to him.
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Come on.
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So, you going
by "Esta Noche", tonight?
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- Oh, yeah.
- Pay your respects.
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Right, I was thinking about it, but
it's gonna be super stonewally, right?
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Drag queens and police
in riot gear.
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Oh.
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In case you are, I wanted you to
know, because when you asked...
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If I was seeing someone.
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You are.
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That's cool.
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What, um...
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What's his name?
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- Brady.
- Brady.
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- Brady.
- Yeah.
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- Brady. Okay.
- What?
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No, it's very...
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Anglo-Saxon.
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Very... "Lord Brady."
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- He's got red hair.
- He's a ginge?
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Wow, you're dating
a ginge. Huh.
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Interesting.
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Well, he must be super
hot. 'Cause you know,
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with gingers, they're
either hot or they're...
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He's hot.
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Okay.
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Great.
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Um, and we've only
hung out a couple times,
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but I wanted you to know,
in case you were thinking...
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No, no, no!
This was just...
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I... I just...
I wanted to reconnect...
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And to see
if we could be friends.
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Why do we need to be?
We weren't friends before?
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We don't need to be,
but I'd like to be.
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There's nothing
ulterior. Really.
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I'm...
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I'm actually
seeing someone, too.
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah. It's a little weird, which is
why I haven't talked about it a lot.
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But, um...
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Well, you remember Kevin?
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Kevin? Your boss, Kevin?
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Yeah. That's what's weird.
The whole boss thing.
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Doesn't he have a partner?
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He does,
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which is also weird.
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But, he's...
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You know, they're
apart a lot of the time.
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So, they have an arrangement?
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Oh, no, I don't...
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No.
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You a homewrecker,
now, Patrick?
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No.
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No, it's not like that.
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No, they're having
a lot of issues right now,
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and, um...
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This kind of caught us
both by surprise,
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so we're just... you know,
we're figuring it out.
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It's none of
my business, but...
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You don't want to be in deeper
than the person you're with.
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It's never good.
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And if there's something bad
happening between those two guys...
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I'm being careful, Richie.
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It's fine.
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You trans?
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Do I look trans?
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But you're queer, right?
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No, I'm gay.
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Are you the new
Ms. Charmenko?
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- I don't know who that is.
- She used to work here.
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He's Eddie's new
boyfriend, Chloe.
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Umm, no. No.
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You poz, too?
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Umm...
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Hey, y'all.
This is Agustín.
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He's a friend,
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and he's visiting
for the day, so be nice.
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Umm, and we're gonna get started
again, so come on, people.
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Let's all sit down.
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All right, everybody! Let's go.
We're gonna get started again.
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Chloe, sit down.
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Great.
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And I have an idea.
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Something different.
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Wouldn't it be fun if Agustín joins us
in circle, today. What do you think?
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Who's Mrs. Charmenko?
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Uh, Josie. She used
to work in the office.
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She retired.
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They're looking
for a replacement.
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Is that something I can do?
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I mean, unless there's some
kind of special requirement.
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Yeah. High school diploma.
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The pay is shit-tay!
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Well, I'm not making
any money right now,
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so even minimum wage
would be great.
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It's minimum-minimum wage.
Don't worry about that.
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Am I too much of a Coral Gables
princess to work at a shelter?
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"A," I didn't know
you were from Coral Gables.
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And "b," it's not the shelter,
man, it's the kids.
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Yeah, they're trans children
of the corn. I get it.
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No, you don't.
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They'll Facebook you,
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they'll call you,
they'll text you all night,
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they won't respect
your boundaries,
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and they'll tell you shit
that you don't want to hear,
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'cause you're not
wired that way.
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I mean, unless you are,
then tell me.
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I need a job, Eddie.
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Something that won't
make me hate myself
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and has nothing to do with art.
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Are you hungry?
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Yeah, I'm always hungry.
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I'm, like, five pounds.
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00:10:33,689 --> 00:10:35,973
All right, good. Let's get
you a bag of dicks to eat.
256
00:11:02,668 --> 00:11:04,835
- Hi.
- Hi.
257
00:11:04,887 --> 00:11:06,971
Uh, come in.
Come on in. Sorry.
258
00:11:07,006 --> 00:11:08,422
- Thanks.
- Yeah.
259
00:11:08,474 --> 00:11:10,224
How you doing?
260
00:11:10,259 --> 00:11:11,809
Uh, good.
Good to see you.
261
00:11:11,844 --> 00:11:13,677
Yeah.
262
00:11:13,679 --> 00:11:15,179
Is, uh, Lynn here?
263
00:11:15,181 --> 00:11:16,847
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's out back.
264
00:11:16,849 --> 00:11:18,232
I'll show you.
265
00:11:18,267 --> 00:11:19,733
Okay.
266
00:11:20,603 --> 00:11:22,186
So, you doing well?
267
00:11:22,238 --> 00:11:25,072
Yeah. Am I crashing something?
268
00:11:25,108 --> 00:11:26,774
Nah, it should be fine.
269
00:11:27,994 --> 00:11:29,276
Dom!
270
00:11:29,328 --> 00:11:30,911
Hey!
271
00:11:30,947 --> 00:11:33,164
Hey.
Missed you last night.
272
00:11:34,117 --> 00:11:37,535
Yeah, I wasn't sure if, uh...
273
00:11:37,587 --> 00:11:39,920
You know, I didn't think
I should come over.
274
00:11:39,956 --> 00:11:43,207
Well, you're here now.
You wanna join us for a soak?
275
00:11:43,259 --> 00:11:44,708
Plenty of room.
276
00:11:46,012 --> 00:11:47,711
You sure you don't mind?
277
00:11:47,763 --> 00:11:50,097
Wouldn't have asked you
if I did.
278
00:11:56,139 --> 00:11:57,221
Okay.
279
00:11:59,892 --> 00:12:03,027
Lynn saw me in a production
of "Beach Blanket Babylon"
280
00:12:03,062 --> 00:12:05,479
back in the day, back when
it was at the Tivoli.
281
00:12:05,531 --> 00:12:08,399
Matthew was a featured dancer.
282
00:12:08,451 --> 00:12:10,401
Ha. Yes, yes.
283
00:12:10,453 --> 00:12:12,403
We went out
for a drink, afterwards.
284
00:12:12,405 --> 00:12:14,405
Told him I wanted
to be an actor,
285
00:12:14,407 --> 00:12:18,209
and he very sweetly helped me
set up a showcase.
286
00:12:18,244 --> 00:12:20,377
I didn't know you were into
theatre producing, Lynn.
287
00:12:21,831 --> 00:12:24,498
What was the play again?
288
00:12:24,550 --> 00:12:27,251
"Angels."
At the Rhino, remember?
289
00:12:27,253 --> 00:12:29,386
I was the worst Joe Pitt
you ever saw.
290
00:12:29,422 --> 00:12:30,754
No, you were very compelling.
291
00:12:30,756 --> 00:12:33,307
Bullshit.
292
00:12:33,342 --> 00:12:35,309
You were! Thank you. Yeah, okay.
293
00:12:35,344 --> 00:12:37,428
I am a little dehydrated.
294
00:12:37,430 --> 00:12:38,729
Does anyone want anything?
295
00:12:38,764 --> 00:12:42,650
Uh, there's a nice rosé
in the fridge.
296
00:12:42,685 --> 00:12:44,235
Okay.
297
00:13:05,341 --> 00:13:08,008
Oh God. All these people
posting about "Esta Noche".
298
00:13:08,044 --> 00:13:10,294
They're so right.
San Francisco is so over.
299
00:13:10,296 --> 00:13:11,712
Oh, relax.
300
00:13:11,764 --> 00:13:13,514
Come on.
You went there once, okay?
301
00:13:13,549 --> 00:13:15,432
And I love it, too,
but it's a shit-hole, okay?
302
00:13:15,468 --> 00:13:17,601
Just admit that the real
reason you're making us go
303
00:13:17,637 --> 00:13:19,019
is to prove something
to Richie.
304
00:13:19,055 --> 00:13:19,970
Fine, okay, yes.
305
00:13:20,022 --> 00:13:22,523
It would be
a nice gesture to...
306
00:13:22,558 --> 00:13:24,275
To show him that
we can still be friends,
307
00:13:24,310 --> 00:13:26,060
that we've evolved enough to...
308
00:13:26,112 --> 00:13:27,144
Are those veggie?
309
00:13:27,146 --> 00:13:28,145
Yeah.
310
00:13:28,147 --> 00:13:29,313
Thank you.
311
00:13:32,285 --> 00:13:33,434
Hey, um...
312
00:13:33,470 --> 00:13:36,004
What do you think about
me getting a job
313
00:13:36,005 --> 00:13:38,539
at a homeless shelter
for at-risk gay kids?
314
00:13:38,574 --> 00:13:40,991
What?
315
00:13:42,211 --> 00:13:44,328
I don't know.
Are you qualified for that?
316
00:13:44,380 --> 00:13:46,497
Oh, okay. My friend Eddie
got me an interview,
317
00:13:46,549 --> 00:13:49,300
so haters can hate,
and doubters can doubt.
318
00:13:49,335 --> 00:13:50,801
Oh my God, I love
that Eddie-bear.
319
00:13:50,836 --> 00:13:52,002
He's so fun and campy.
320
00:13:52,054 --> 00:13:54,305
It's like having your own
personal Mrs. Madrigal.
321
00:13:54,340 --> 00:13:55,673
Hey, who was that text from?
322
00:13:57,927 --> 00:14:00,010
Kevin. Why?
323
00:14:03,766 --> 00:14:06,267
Coming back.
324
00:14:06,319 --> 00:14:09,570
- Oh!
- Thanks, daddy.
325
00:14:09,605 --> 00:14:10,688
Excuse me?
326
00:14:10,740 --> 00:14:12,773
Dom, be nice.
327
00:14:14,694 --> 00:14:16,827
You know, for me, it's a...
328
00:14:16,862 --> 00:14:18,329
It's a compliment.
329
00:14:19,615 --> 00:14:21,999
Well, for me, from you,
it's a trigger.
330
00:14:28,007 --> 00:14:29,673
So don't call me that again.
331
00:14:45,274 --> 00:14:46,390
Yes.
332
00:14:46,442 --> 00:14:48,726
You both topped
hot Matthew from rugby?
333
00:14:48,778 --> 00:14:50,894
Wait, hot Matthew from
rugby is a power bottom?
334
00:14:50,946 --> 00:14:52,529
Yes, he's one of you.
335
00:14:52,565 --> 00:14:55,449
Well, actually, I'm coming into my own
as a power top, if you want to know.
336
00:14:55,484 --> 00:14:57,318
- Really?
- Yeah.
337
00:14:57,370 --> 00:14:58,736
So, umm...
338
00:14:58,738 --> 00:15:00,487
How endowed is the young man?
339
00:15:00,539 --> 00:15:02,122
- Size queen.
- I'm curious.
340
00:15:02,158 --> 00:15:03,574
I want to know.
341
00:15:03,576 --> 00:15:05,075
- Length, average.
- Okay.
342
00:15:05,077 --> 00:15:06,410
Girth, well above.
343
00:15:06,412 --> 00:15:08,245
Well, all right.
Good for you.
344
00:15:08,297 --> 00:15:10,581
- Go Lynn.
- It's all Lynn.
345
00:15:10,583 --> 00:15:13,167
He invited Matthew.
I just happened to drop by.
346
00:15:13,219 --> 00:15:14,551
Oh, was that weird?
347
00:15:14,587 --> 00:15:16,086
Little bit.
348
00:15:16,088 --> 00:15:17,921
The whole night was weird.
349
00:15:17,973 --> 00:15:19,757
I don't know.
It's like...
350
00:15:19,759 --> 00:15:21,592
I'm still figuring out
this whole Lynn thing.
351
00:15:21,594 --> 00:15:22,593
Oh, shit. Shit.
352
00:15:22,595 --> 00:15:24,178
What?
353
00:15:25,514 --> 00:15:26,930
Is that?
Yes. Block me.
354
00:15:26,982 --> 00:15:29,233
Come here, block me, block me.
355
00:15:29,268 --> 00:15:31,318
- Is that...
- Yeah.
356
00:15:31,354 --> 00:15:33,020
Is that the boyfriend?
357
00:15:40,946 --> 00:15:44,748
Paddy, let's just...
Let's just back up.
358
00:15:44,784 --> 00:15:46,200
- Come on.
- Yeah.
359
00:15:46,252 --> 00:15:47,951
Come on.
360
00:15:58,714 --> 00:15:59,797
- Can we talk?
- Yeah.
361
00:15:59,799 --> 00:16:00,931
Right now?
362
00:16:01,851 --> 00:16:02,966
Uh-huh.
363
00:16:09,809 --> 00:16:10,941
Yo.
364
00:16:12,144 --> 00:16:13,727
What's up?
What's happened?
365
00:16:13,779 --> 00:16:16,947
I saw... fuck.
Fuck me.
366
00:16:18,150 --> 00:16:21,201
At the Farmer's Market.
I was there. I, uh...
367
00:16:21,237 --> 00:16:22,820
I saw you with Jon.
368
00:16:24,323 --> 00:16:25,322
Okay.
369
00:16:25,374 --> 00:16:27,408
And you didn't
want to say hello?
370
00:16:27,460 --> 00:16:29,293
Are you totally fucking insane?
371
00:16:29,328 --> 00:16:30,994
Calm down, Patrick.
It's all right.
372
00:16:30,996 --> 00:16:32,379
No, this is so not all right.
373
00:16:34,550 --> 00:16:35,749
Listen, I...
374
00:16:35,801 --> 00:16:38,001
I get a text from you
when you're with Jon...
375
00:16:38,003 --> 00:16:40,754
And my heart, it...
It swells, Kevin,
376
00:16:40,806 --> 00:16:42,506
because I think, "wow, he's
actually thinking of me."
377
00:16:42,558 --> 00:16:43,891
I was.
378
00:16:43,926 --> 00:16:45,342
I am.
379
00:16:45,344 --> 00:16:47,010
- I am all the time.
- Okay, fine,
380
00:16:47,012 --> 00:16:48,679
but you're with Jon, right?
381
00:16:48,731 --> 00:16:50,564
I mean, your life is with Jon.
382
00:16:50,599 --> 00:16:52,933
You wake up with him.
You go to bed with him.
383
00:16:52,985 --> 00:16:54,518
You talk to him
on the phone every night.
384
00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:57,571
And we can steal lunches,
and we can steal weekends,
385
00:16:57,606 --> 00:17:00,240
but at the end of the day, we're
stealing from your life with Jon.
386
00:17:00,276 --> 00:17:01,909
And I...
387
00:17:01,944 --> 00:17:03,861
I want to be the kind
of person that can handle that,
388
00:17:03,863 --> 00:17:06,530
but I just... I can't.
I can't do it anymore.
389
00:17:06,532 --> 00:17:08,031
Because...
390
00:17:08,117 --> 00:17:09,500
Because you saw us
at the Farmer's Market?
391
00:17:09,535 --> 00:17:11,785
Yes!
And because...
392
00:17:13,422 --> 00:17:15,923
Every day, more and more I'm...
393
00:17:15,958 --> 00:17:17,374
I'm building this life for us,
394
00:17:17,426 --> 00:17:19,843
this future in my head,
395
00:17:19,879 --> 00:17:21,879
us together,
and it's impossible.
396
00:17:21,931 --> 00:17:24,214
This is gonna end with Jon hurt,
or you and I hating each other,
397
00:17:24,266 --> 00:17:25,266
so let's just stop.
Let's just rewind...
398
00:17:25,267 --> 00:17:26,266
Stop talking.
399
00:17:26,302 --> 00:17:28,469
And go back to being flirty friends,
or whatever we were before...
400
00:17:28,521 --> 00:17:30,471
- I don't want to go back to that.
- And we can work on the app
401
00:17:30,523 --> 00:17:31,638
- and see each other at work.
- No.
402
00:17:31,690 --> 00:17:34,224
I will talk to Jon, okay?
403
00:17:34,276 --> 00:17:35,893
Today. I will talk
to him, today.
404
00:17:35,895 --> 00:17:37,394
- That's not what I...
- I will make this right.
405
00:17:37,396 --> 00:17:39,029
And it will take time...
406
00:17:39,064 --> 00:17:41,565
To make him understand in a
way that doesn't wreck him.
407
00:17:41,617 --> 00:17:42,517
That will take time,
408
00:17:42,518 --> 00:17:44,318
- but I will do it.
- I know.
409
00:17:44,370 --> 00:17:45,652
I'm not asking you to...
410
00:17:45,704 --> 00:17:47,538
Well, you don't need to, Patrick.
You don't need to ask me.
411
00:17:47,573 --> 00:17:52,242
Because that life you are
building for us?
412
00:17:52,294 --> 00:17:54,328
I am too.
413
00:17:58,083 --> 00:17:59,466
I'm not losing it.
414
00:18:04,056 --> 00:18:05,088
Okay.
415
00:18:06,008 --> 00:18:07,090
If you're...
416
00:18:09,595 --> 00:18:10,727
Okay.
417
00:18:14,900 --> 00:18:17,484
Well, well, well.
418
00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:19,269
So, it's true.
419
00:18:19,271 --> 00:18:22,773
The princess of Coral Gables
somehow conned her way into a job.
420
00:18:22,775 --> 00:18:23,991
Huh.
421
00:18:24,026 --> 00:18:27,110
I guess somebody told somebody
that I'm a good guy.
422
00:18:27,162 --> 00:18:29,279
Oh, well, if it was me,
you're welcome.
423
00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:33,283
Okay.
424
00:18:36,088 --> 00:18:37,939
You know, this first
week, I'm not even
425
00:18:37,940 --> 00:18:39,790
supposed to answer
the phone if it rings?
426
00:18:39,842 --> 00:18:42,626
Guess they're waiting
to see if I fuck up.
427
00:18:42,628 --> 00:18:44,177
Oh, they are.
428
00:18:44,213 --> 00:18:45,963
So, maybe don't.
429
00:18:45,965 --> 00:18:47,130
Okay?
430
00:18:50,719 --> 00:18:51,852
Hey, uh...
431
00:18:51,887 --> 00:18:53,136
What are you doing, tonight?
432
00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:55,973
Nothing.
433
00:18:57,726 --> 00:18:59,860
Hey, great timing.
434
00:18:59,895 --> 00:19:00,978
Lock that behind you, will you?
435
00:19:00,980 --> 00:19:02,145
Sure.
436
00:19:02,147 --> 00:19:04,615
Let me get these in the case,
then we can go.
437
00:19:05,951 --> 00:19:07,284
No rush.
438
00:19:11,457 --> 00:19:12,990
Matthew's fun.
439
00:19:13,042 --> 00:19:16,159
Yeah. He's a good egg, right?
440
00:19:17,997 --> 00:19:20,747
Should we ask him to meet us
at "Esta Noche"?
441
00:19:21,750 --> 00:19:23,917
He works nights, usually.
442
00:19:23,969 --> 00:19:26,837
Oh, maybe he can swing by
the house after work?
443
00:19:26,839 --> 00:19:29,339
I'm not really in the mood
for that. Are you?
444
00:19:31,093 --> 00:19:34,011
If I said I was, that I really
wanted to invite Matthew over,
445
00:19:34,013 --> 00:19:35,479
would it matter?
446
00:19:35,514 --> 00:19:38,849
Well, Dom, if...
447
00:19:38,901 --> 00:19:40,901
Invite him if you want to.
448
00:19:43,772 --> 00:19:47,691
Everything we do
is a negotiation, Lynn.
449
00:19:47,693 --> 00:19:49,359
Everything's so...
450
00:19:49,411 --> 00:19:53,113
Careful and...
And... and... measured.
451
00:19:53,165 --> 00:19:54,998
It's like...
452
00:19:55,034 --> 00:19:56,750
You're withholding.
453
00:19:56,785 --> 00:20:00,170
It's like you're not sure
how much to invest in me...
454
00:20:00,205 --> 00:20:02,255
Or us.
455
00:20:02,291 --> 00:20:04,758
- Is that what it feels like?
- Yeah. It does.
456
00:20:06,045 --> 00:20:09,763
And it makes me wonder
what am I to you.
457
00:20:09,798 --> 00:20:13,266
Am I Matthew?
Am I more than that? Less?
458
00:20:14,887 --> 00:20:16,720
Matthew's a friend.
459
00:20:16,722 --> 00:20:19,022
Yeah. I got that,
loud and clear.
460
00:20:20,225 --> 00:20:22,142
Where do I sit in the pantheon?
461
00:20:22,194 --> 00:20:24,895
I told you when we started...
462
00:20:24,947 --> 00:20:26,863
I've only got so much to give.
463
00:20:29,735 --> 00:20:31,201
Because it all went to Brian.
464
00:20:31,236 --> 00:20:33,987
No. Not all,
465
00:20:34,039 --> 00:20:36,657
but he needed a lot.
466
00:20:37,743 --> 00:20:40,160
So, yes, now I have my limits.
467
00:20:41,330 --> 00:20:43,080
You're not Matthew.
468
00:20:43,132 --> 00:20:44,798
But...
469
00:20:44,833 --> 00:20:49,386
What I had with Brian,
I won't have with anyone else,
470
00:20:49,421 --> 00:20:52,005
even if I wanted to.
471
00:20:52,057 --> 00:20:53,674
Too much life.
472
00:20:53,726 --> 00:20:55,726
But you could...
473
00:20:55,761 --> 00:20:58,145
If you wanted to.
474
00:20:58,180 --> 00:21:02,232
Your place at Russian River
is incredible,
475
00:21:02,267 --> 00:21:05,652
but it's also, like...
Not a shrine, but...
476
00:21:05,688 --> 00:21:08,071
No, it is...
477
00:21:08,107 --> 00:21:10,774
To my and Brian's life,
478
00:21:10,826 --> 00:21:12,776
and I like that.
479
00:21:14,363 --> 00:21:16,113
So, I should...
480
00:21:16,165 --> 00:21:18,615
What? I should just
box it all up?
481
00:21:18,667 --> 00:21:21,418
Of course not. We'd just...
We'd have something else.
482
00:21:24,006 --> 00:21:26,673
You really...
483
00:21:26,709 --> 00:21:28,925
Won't let yourself
be surprised?
484
00:21:31,964 --> 00:21:34,431
I want you
to have everything...
485
00:21:34,466 --> 00:21:35,932
Your restaurant,
486
00:21:35,968 --> 00:21:38,852
what I had with Brian...
20 years with an incredible man.
487
00:21:38,887 --> 00:21:41,688
And God willing,
when you find that man,
488
00:21:41,724 --> 00:21:44,941
I hope it's more than 20 years. I
hope it's for the rest of your life.
489
00:21:44,977 --> 00:21:47,477
That's what I want
for you, Dom.
490
00:21:49,481 --> 00:21:51,281
When I find that man.
491
00:21:55,704 --> 00:21:57,571
What we're doing right now...
492
00:21:59,792 --> 00:22:00,957
It's all I got,
493
00:22:00,993 --> 00:22:02,576
and I've never lied to you.
494
00:22:04,329 --> 00:22:06,580
And...
495
00:22:06,632 --> 00:22:09,249
If that's enough?
Then that's great.
496
00:22:09,301 --> 00:22:11,835
- If it's not...
- No, it's not.
497
00:22:19,261 --> 00:22:21,311
And it shouldn't be for you.
498
00:22:22,848 --> 00:22:25,682
Even if it's not with me,
you shouldn't...
499
00:22:25,734 --> 00:22:29,269
Be... done, Lynn.
500
00:22:46,672 --> 00:22:47,871
You like it?
501
00:22:47,873 --> 00:22:49,539
Yeah, dude. I do. Hey,
Paddy, what's up, buddy?
502
00:22:49,591 --> 00:22:50,791
Hey, guys.
503
00:22:50,843 --> 00:22:54,044
Oh, Patrick, this is Brady.
504
00:22:54,096 --> 00:22:55,378
Brady, this is Patrick.
505
00:22:55,430 --> 00:22:56,346
Hey, man.
506
00:22:56,381 --> 00:22:58,215
- Nice to meet you.
- Yeah.
507
00:22:58,217 --> 00:22:59,633
We were just getting
to know each other.
508
00:22:59,685 --> 00:23:00,717
Not me.
509
00:23:00,769 --> 00:23:03,019
Just getting beers
for Dom and I. Goodbye.
510
00:23:03,055 --> 00:23:05,021
So, what do you two girls do?
511
00:23:05,057 --> 00:23:06,306
I cut hair.
512
00:23:06,358 --> 00:23:08,391
I work at "The Weekly."
513
00:23:08,393 --> 00:23:12,229
Classifieds. I also
write about gay stuff.
514
00:23:12,231 --> 00:23:13,980
Oh, a queer Jimmy Olsen!
515
00:23:14,032 --> 00:23:15,365
See, now that I love.
516
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,567
How did you guys meet, anyway?
517
00:23:17,569 --> 00:23:19,736
He came in for a haircut.
518
00:23:19,788 --> 00:23:21,538
Stayed for the hot barber.
519
00:23:21,573 --> 00:23:25,408
Oh, I got an article you could write
about gringo-chasing in the community.
520
00:23:25,460 --> 00:23:28,328
Yeah, right after my
"gays who are gaycist" article.
521
00:23:28,380 --> 00:23:30,714
Oh, really?
522
00:23:30,749 --> 00:23:32,666
All right, I like you.
523
00:23:32,718 --> 00:23:34,918
Can we just get out of here?
524
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:38,338
You wanna ditch our friends
before Peaches Christ goes on?
525
00:23:38,390 --> 00:23:40,423
What's going on?
526
00:23:42,094 --> 00:23:43,560
I'll tell you at home.
527
00:23:43,595 --> 00:23:46,479
It's, uh, Lynn stuff.
528
00:23:47,599 --> 00:23:49,266
I thought I could
push through, but...
529
00:23:51,486 --> 00:23:52,736
Oh, fuck. Okay.
530
00:23:52,771 --> 00:23:54,437
All right, let's go.
Let's go.
531
00:24:00,529 --> 00:24:04,114
You know, I wanna do that...
Your Kickstarter idea.
532
00:24:04,166 --> 00:24:05,615
Let's do it, okay?
533
00:24:05,667 --> 00:24:07,284
You're talking about
the window or our movie?
534
00:24:07,336 --> 00:24:10,170
I saw this one video where
these two queens in Michigan
535
00:24:10,205 --> 00:24:12,205
open a Mexican bakery
with Kickstarter money.
536
00:24:12,257 --> 00:24:14,007
Look at that! You see that?
Dreams come true.
537
00:24:14,042 --> 00:24:15,759
Told you.
538
00:24:15,794 --> 00:24:17,093
Good.
539
00:24:17,129 --> 00:24:19,462
I need this, Dor.
540
00:24:19,514 --> 00:24:21,514
Fuck. I don't have
anything else.
541
00:24:23,468 --> 00:24:25,802
What the fuck happened?
What is going on?
542
00:24:25,804 --> 00:24:28,972
Don't say that
you have me, all right?
543
00:24:28,974 --> 00:24:30,557
You have me.
544
00:24:30,609 --> 00:24:32,525
And you have... you...
545
00:24:32,561 --> 00:24:35,278
Up till about 10 seconds ago, I was
gonna say you have Lynn, but...
546
00:24:35,314 --> 00:24:37,864
Well, I didn't.
I didn't ever have him.
547
00:24:37,900 --> 00:24:39,149
So...
548
00:24:40,319 --> 00:24:42,285
Oh, you have me.
549
00:24:43,956 --> 00:24:45,705
Thank fucking God.
550
00:24:47,326 --> 00:24:48,992
So, are you writing
a scathing op-ed
551
00:24:49,044 --> 00:24:51,294
about the early demise
of "Esta Noche"?
552
00:24:51,330 --> 00:24:53,272
With secrets and insights
from a former door man?
553
00:24:53,273 --> 00:24:55,215
I bet you have stories.
554
00:24:55,250 --> 00:24:57,133
Uh, yeah.
We are covering it.
555
00:24:57,169 --> 00:24:59,502
I'm not writing the article.
556
00:24:59,504 --> 00:25:02,422
I'm just here tonight
as a human being.
557
00:25:02,474 --> 00:25:03,807
So, I'm not gonna
be in the article?
558
00:25:03,842 --> 00:25:06,009
No.
559
00:25:06,061 --> 00:25:07,811
Uh, excuse me for a second.
560
00:25:07,846 --> 00:25:09,229
- I'll watch your beer, man.
- All right.
561
00:25:15,654 --> 00:25:16,686
- Hey.
- Hey.
562
00:25:16,738 --> 00:25:17,854
How'd it go?
563
00:25:19,775 --> 00:25:20,857
How'd it go?
564
00:25:20,859 --> 00:25:22,325
Are you okay?
565
00:25:23,912 --> 00:25:25,161
I was there.
566
00:25:27,032 --> 00:25:28,698
I was about to tell him,
I... I...
567
00:25:28,700 --> 00:25:30,784
I started to tell...
568
00:25:34,539 --> 00:25:36,623
Well, you didn't tell him
anything about us?
569
00:25:36,675 --> 00:25:38,591
Well, I... I couldn't.
He has no idea!
570
00:25:38,627 --> 00:25:39,876
He's moved his life
to be here with me.
571
00:25:39,878 --> 00:25:41,261
But you could have!
You know?
572
00:25:41,296 --> 00:25:42,712
'Cause now this means
that you and I, we...
573
00:25:42,714 --> 00:25:43,880
I know what it means.
574
00:25:47,602 --> 00:25:49,302
Why did you even come here?
575
00:25:49,354 --> 00:25:51,221
I don't know.
576
00:25:52,140 --> 00:25:54,057
I was...
577
00:25:54,109 --> 00:25:56,726
I'm sorry. It was for you,
to be with you.
578
00:26:35,734 --> 00:26:39,002
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