1 00:00:26,369 --> 00:00:28,353 ♪ ♪ 2 00:01:00,174 --> 00:01:04,174 ♪ The Simpsons 26x14 ♪ My Fare Lady Original Air Date on February 15, 2015 3 00:01:08,847 --> 00:01:12,847 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man WEB-DL sync by jasonnguyen2606 4 00:01:51,985 --> 00:01:53,976 ♪ ♪ 5 00:02:09,783 --> 00:02:11,110 ♪ ♪ 6 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:21,676 ♪ Here's Homer Simpson ♪ 7 00:02:26,003 --> 00:02:27,767 ♪ And the problem child ♪ 8 00:02:32,170 --> 00:02:33,702 ♪ Hip daughter Lisa ♪ 9 00:02:37,401 --> 00:02:39,829 ♪ Marge, his wife ♪ 10 00:03:00,491 --> 00:03:03,998 Marge! Stop that crazy thing! 11 00:03:04,032 --> 00:03:06,037 I've printed out our driving plan. 12 00:03:06,071 --> 00:03:09,973 If we work together, we can get Bart to his sports, Lisa to her music, 13 00:03:10,007 --> 00:03:13,572 and Maggie to the five birthday parties she's invited to today. 14 00:03:15,212 --> 00:03:19,611 I'm not spending my precious Saturday chauffeuring those overprivileged kids 15 00:03:19,636 --> 00:03:22,081 to a better life than I ever had. 16 00:03:22,116 --> 00:03:24,202 I need a ride to Cub Scouts. 17 00:03:24,227 --> 00:03:26,406 Why are you asking me? Is your thumb broken? 18 00:03:31,118 --> 00:03:33,753 Have him back by Father's Day! 19 00:03:33,787 --> 00:03:37,251 Homie, are you dressed? You have soccer setup in 20 minutes! 20 00:03:38,251 --> 00:03:39,416 Homie? 21 00:03:43,184 --> 00:03:45,883 Moe, quick... beer me before I answer the phone! 22 00:03:45,915 --> 00:03:48,142 Ah, the first pour of the day. 23 00:03:48,184 --> 00:03:52,208 Let me just tie on my apron, limber up the old tap-pulling arm... 24 00:03:55,546 --> 00:03:57,247 Ooh... eh... 25 00:03:57,281 --> 00:03:58,782 I need it now! 26 00:04:03,517 --> 00:04:06,554 Hey, Marge. I'm supposed to help drive the kids? 27 00:04:06,589 --> 00:04:11,657 Oh, man, I wish I knew that sooner, but I just had a beer. 28 00:04:11,691 --> 00:04:14,658 You're already drinking at 8:00 in the morning? 29 00:04:14,693 --> 00:04:16,196 How much have you had? 30 00:04:19,701 --> 00:04:20,701 Come on! 31 00:04:21,805 --> 00:04:23,171 Whoo-hoo! Off the hook! 32 00:04:23,205 --> 00:04:25,907 Oh, looks like this is all me. 33 00:04:25,940 --> 00:04:28,169 Yeah, while you're at it, can you pick me up some beer? 34 00:04:28,211 --> 00:04:29,177 Oh... 35 00:04:29,211 --> 00:04:33,141 ♪ ♪ 36 00:04:52,288 --> 00:04:54,958 Well, we've got an hour. Who wants coffee? 37 00:04:54,992 --> 00:04:56,757 Okay, but I'm buying. 38 00:04:56,781 --> 00:04:58,937 No, no, I insist. I'm stealing. 39 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,396 ♪ ♪ 40 00:05:21,006 --> 00:05:23,411 ♪ ♪ 41 00:05:49,225 --> 00:05:52,029 See you at the bake sale, sucker! 42 00:05:52,063 --> 00:05:55,271 So Sideshow Mel is drinking here all afternoon. 43 00:05:55,305 --> 00:05:59,273 When I show him the tab, he says he left his wallet in his other skirt, 44 00:05:59,307 --> 00:06:01,440 and he pays me with this. 45 00:06:01,474 --> 00:06:03,776 Hey, this is a ticket to see Laney Fontaine. 46 00:06:03,810 --> 00:06:05,946 She's the brassiest broad on Broadway! 47 00:06:05,981 --> 00:06:08,854 She's funny and vulgar and full of Hollywood stories, 48 00:06:08,888 --> 00:06:11,963 like, uh... Jimmy Stewart was a super-nice guy. 49 00:06:11,997 --> 00:06:14,833 - Oh, geez, now I want to go. - Why can't ya? 50 00:06:14,867 --> 00:06:17,332 I can't close down the bar on a Saturday. 51 00:06:17,366 --> 00:06:20,396 That's when you guys can drink, 'cause you're not working for three days. 52 00:06:20,430 --> 00:06:24,699 Hey, Moe, I'll take care of the bar. You did me a favor today. 53 00:06:24,733 --> 00:06:26,341 Huh... well, okay. 54 00:06:26,375 --> 00:06:28,807 Uh, let me just show you where everything is. Uh... 55 00:06:28,841 --> 00:06:32,144 Shotgun, shotgun shells, blood mop, bag of lime and that's it. 56 00:06:32,185 --> 00:06:35,649 Now, boys, I gotta get dressed for the, uh... the-a-ter. 57 00:06:37,756 --> 00:06:39,889 And done. 58 00:06:39,923 --> 00:06:42,222 Dare I say it? Yippee. 59 00:06:46,024 --> 00:06:49,528 Oh... I didn't know we could decorate our cars. 60 00:06:49,570 --> 00:06:51,200 No, no... it's a "Here to There" smile. 61 00:06:51,234 --> 00:06:54,632 When that's on my grille, I'm getting paid to drive people around. 62 00:06:54,657 --> 00:06:56,169 So you're a taxi? 63 00:06:56,211 --> 00:06:58,705 No... no, no... no. 64 00:06:58,747 --> 00:07:01,177 We're a social-media-based ride share service. 65 00:07:01,211 --> 00:07:04,268 We bring the "fair" back to "fares." 66 00:07:04,293 --> 00:07:06,011 Those aren't air quotes. My fingers start doing that 67 00:07:06,043 --> 00:07:07,535 after they're around the wheel all day. 68 00:07:07,587 --> 00:07:11,283 Mm. Well, I drive all day, and I don't get paid a thing. 69 00:07:11,317 --> 00:07:14,618 With the money you make, I could buy a fridge... 70 00:07:14,652 --> 00:07:16,921 with an ice maker. 71 00:07:24,995 --> 00:07:27,791 - Do you want to work for us? - Sure! 72 00:07:27,833 --> 00:07:30,435 - Are you over 23? - Yes. 73 00:07:30,460 --> 00:07:32,399 - And are you under 80? - Yes! 74 00:07:32,433 --> 00:07:33,936 - You're in! - Oh! 75 00:07:38,809 --> 00:07:42,454 What the...? When I was a young car, I didn't sit around smiling, 76 00:07:42,479 --> 00:07:45,180 like I had nothing better to do. 77 00:07:47,321 --> 00:07:50,960 Man, Moe's barely got two nickels to rub together. 78 00:07:55,326 --> 00:07:58,867 I know a way we can make this Moe's biggest Saturday night ever. 79 00:07:59,916 --> 00:08:02,570 How does Moe make money if ladies drink free? 80 00:08:02,604 --> 00:08:07,003 That's the beauty part. This place is about to be filled with guys buying beers, 81 00:08:07,037 --> 00:08:08,908 hoping to meet ladies. 82 00:08:08,942 --> 00:08:12,148 Brilliant! Oh, and thanks for telling me what the beauty part of it was. 83 00:08:14,382 --> 00:08:18,481 So they pull out my gall bladder, zip me up. I grabbed a cab, 84 00:08:18,515 --> 00:08:21,952 tapped my understudy and said, "Not tonight, honey." 85 00:08:21,986 --> 00:08:24,622 And here's the song I killed 'em with. 86 00:08:31,997 --> 00:08:33,834 ♪ If this isn't love ♪ 87 00:08:33,869 --> 00:08:36,836 ♪ The whole world is crazy ♪ 88 00:08:36,870 --> 00:08:38,805 ♪ If this isn't love ♪ 89 00:08:38,839 --> 00:08:41,473 ♪ Who's this Patrick Swayze? ♪ 90 00:08:42,539 --> 00:08:44,707 She changed the lyrics! For me! 91 00:08:46,843 --> 00:08:50,984 Then came the bombs: Tobacco Valley, What Color Is Your Tambourine, 92 00:08:51,018 --> 00:08:53,647 and The Smell of Music... but I'm still here. 93 00:08:53,681 --> 00:08:57,614 And I'd like to dedicate this song to the one great love of my life, 94 00:08:57,656 --> 00:09:00,886 the man who was my third and fifth husband... but... 95 00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:03,689 you never know what the future holds. 96 00:09:03,714 --> 00:09:05,630 Oh-ho! 97 00:09:11,663 --> 00:09:13,838 Huh. Not a man in sight. 98 00:09:13,872 --> 00:09:17,175 We got the Cheery Red Tomatoes, a bachelorette party... 99 00:09:17,209 --> 00:09:18,672 Ooh! Lady Duff! 100 00:09:18,714 --> 00:09:22,348 I am woman, hear me pour! Oh, yeah! 101 00:09:22,383 --> 00:09:26,214 There's no guys! We haven't made any money. 102 00:09:26,249 --> 00:09:28,272 Not yet, but at least we're hearing 103 00:09:28,304 --> 00:09:30,891 some interesting conversation from those two book clubs. 104 00:09:30,916 --> 00:09:35,045 Well, we thought The Heaven Lover's Club was rich and spiritual. 105 00:09:35,079 --> 00:09:38,006 We thought it was maybe a little slow. 106 00:09:38,048 --> 00:09:40,579 Oh, well, maybe I can liven it up for ya! 107 00:09:43,547 --> 00:09:45,008 Let me help you up. 108 00:09:45,050 --> 00:09:46,577 Ow! 109 00:09:46,618 --> 00:09:47,649 Oh, yeah. 110 00:09:49,585 --> 00:09:51,749 Uh, okay, stop here, please. 111 00:09:51,783 --> 00:09:55,252 So this is the charming tavern you've been telling me about. 112 00:09:55,286 --> 00:09:57,420 Yep, nice and cozy and... 113 00:09:57,454 --> 00:09:59,451 Wha...? 114 00:10:05,961 --> 00:10:09,630 My crap hole! My precious crap hole! 115 00:10:09,655 --> 00:10:14,461 Anyone tries to stop me, and you'll see her lovely bones all over the floor! 116 00:10:15,463 --> 00:10:17,070 This is nuts. 117 00:10:17,104 --> 00:10:18,870 Tell me you still work, Love Tester. 118 00:10:20,409 --> 00:10:22,009 Oh, I'm ruined! 119 00:10:22,043 --> 00:10:26,852 Sorry, Moe. I love losers, but only after they've bounced at the bottom. 120 00:10:26,886 --> 00:10:30,020 ♪ 'Cause I'm the brassiest piece of sass ♪ 121 00:10:30,054 --> 00:10:33,420 ♪ In this whole... damn... town! ♪ 122 00:10:33,461 --> 00:10:35,227 Hyah! 123 00:10:35,261 --> 00:10:38,027 You guys cost me my chance with a woman of a certain age! 124 00:10:43,449 --> 00:10:46,684 Hey, come on, all is not lost. This coaster's fine. 125 00:10:53,696 --> 00:10:55,365 You are not my friends. 126 00:10:55,399 --> 00:10:58,098 To me, you're just mouths drinking beers. 127 00:10:58,123 --> 00:10:59,528 You can't mean that! 128 00:10:59,553 --> 00:11:01,288 We don't look at you that way. 129 00:11:02,973 --> 00:11:05,673 Yeah, I'm-I'm sorry for snapping at you guys, 130 00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:09,832 but... but I'm ruint! I have to live on my savings here. 131 00:11:09,857 --> 00:11:12,669 All right, who rubbed my nickels?! 132 00:11:12,711 --> 00:11:15,206 Hey, wait a minute... we can get you a job. 133 00:11:15,248 --> 00:11:17,014 There's an opening at the nuclear plant, 134 00:11:17,048 --> 00:11:19,142 'cause of that guy that defected to North Korea. 135 00:11:19,167 --> 00:11:20,901 Good old Dae Ho. 136 00:11:20,926 --> 00:11:22,828 Used to give me the pickles off his sandwich. 137 00:11:22,853 --> 00:11:26,221 And all I had to do was let him copy some keys. 138 00:11:26,246 --> 00:11:28,285 Moe, can you pass a background check? 139 00:11:28,310 --> 00:11:29,907 Um... 140 00:11:29,932 --> 00:11:31,563 Eh... 141 00:11:31,597 --> 00:11:33,902 Er, uh... 142 00:11:33,936 --> 00:11:35,136 Eh... 143 00:11:35,177 --> 00:11:37,119 - Sure. - Well, then, you're in. 144 00:11:37,144 --> 00:11:40,576 - How far do they go back? - Six months. 145 00:11:40,610 --> 00:11:42,443 Okay, I'm gonna apply in a week. 146 00:11:45,947 --> 00:11:48,912 Whoa, Mom! Someone wants you to give them a ride. 147 00:11:48,946 --> 00:11:51,648 At last! I'll earn money for schlepping. 148 00:11:51,682 --> 00:11:54,922 Well, your mom has a job and my dad still doesn't? 149 00:11:54,956 --> 00:11:58,926 Just wait till winter comes, son. There'll be driveways to salt! 150 00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:01,399 Long, long driveways. 151 00:12:04,705 --> 00:12:07,056 Thanks for the lift. It's nice to know I can get a ride 152 00:12:07,081 --> 00:12:09,758 - without having to put out. - You're welcome. 153 00:12:09,783 --> 00:12:12,756 You know, if you really want to get your belly button pierced, 154 00:12:12,782 --> 00:12:14,407 go see a professional. 155 00:12:14,432 --> 00:12:15,378 I'm ready for you, babe. 156 00:12:16,668 --> 00:12:20,275 I'm gonna have this done properly, at a kiosk in the mall. 157 00:12:20,300 --> 00:12:21,595 I'm Shauna. 158 00:12:24,006 --> 00:12:26,206 Welcome to Springfield Nuclear, Szyslak. 159 00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:29,743 We'll start you off in Janitorial, but there is room for advancement. 160 00:12:29,777 --> 00:12:32,113 Hey, I sure appreciate this, fellas. 161 00:12:32,147 --> 00:12:36,491 What you guys did to me, then for me, I'll never forget-slash-forgive, 162 00:12:36,525 --> 00:12:40,062 - so thanks a lot. Also... - : thanks a lot! 163 00:12:40,096 --> 00:12:41,555 What's for dinner, Mom? 164 00:12:41,580 --> 00:12:44,760 I-I'm-I'm sorry, but I'm not your mother. 165 00:12:44,785 --> 00:12:46,760 Hey, I'm the one payin'. 166 00:12:46,785 --> 00:12:48,687 Fine! There's meat loaf. 167 00:12:48,712 --> 00:12:52,021 Mmm! What's meat loaf? 168 00:12:52,046 --> 00:12:54,179 Left... left, left! 169 00:12:54,213 --> 00:12:55,748 Left... 170 00:12:55,782 --> 00:12:56,950 Left, left! 171 00:12:56,984 --> 00:12:58,654 Left, left! 172 00:12:58,688 --> 00:13:00,191 Eh... left! 173 00:13:00,225 --> 00:13:02,193 Flamingos turn pink from eating shrimp. 174 00:13:02,227 --> 00:13:04,265 Cats have over a hundred vocal cords. 175 00:13:04,299 --> 00:13:06,984 The Golden Gate Bridge is the longest span between two towers. 176 00:13:07,009 --> 00:13:09,200 Why are you telling me all these things? 177 00:13:09,234 --> 00:13:11,109 - Isn't this Cash Cab? - No! 178 00:13:11,134 --> 00:13:14,016 Oh! It's never Cash Cab. 179 00:13:14,041 --> 00:13:16,438 Oh... 180 00:13:16,472 --> 00:13:17,593 Faster! 181 00:13:17,618 --> 00:13:18,805 Eh, slower. 182 00:13:18,839 --> 00:13:20,141 Hard a-port! 183 00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:22,309 Disco Stu says hang a "U"! 184 00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:23,898 Make a Louie up here at the... 185 00:13:23,923 --> 00:13:25,422 Stop sign! Blood bank! 186 00:13:25,447 --> 00:13:26,774 Girl with big... 187 00:13:26,799 --> 00:13:28,062 ...punching bags? 188 00:13:28,087 --> 00:13:31,156 So, for the love of God, get me to Mexico! 189 00:13:31,181 --> 00:13:37,153 Hey, swabbie, you've missed spots there, another one there, and... there! 190 00:13:37,187 --> 00:13:39,194 Every other spot is be-grimed! 191 00:13:39,228 --> 00:13:42,333 It's called a checkerboard floor, ya unwrapped mummy. 192 00:13:42,367 --> 00:13:43,965 You're f... Sir... 193 00:13:43,999 --> 00:13:46,405 the NRC is here for a surprise inspection. 194 00:13:46,439 --> 00:13:48,742 We are gonna search this place from top to bottom. 195 00:13:48,776 --> 00:13:51,069 That's where all the problems are. 196 00:13:51,111 --> 00:13:53,572 I'll handle this, uh... You're the head inspector, huh? 197 00:13:53,606 --> 00:13:54,731 Yes, I am. 198 00:13:54,756 --> 00:13:56,724 How come, on your badge, you got a mustache, 199 00:13:56,749 --> 00:13:58,397 but now you're not wearing one, huh? 200 00:13:58,422 --> 00:14:01,014 Oh, I was Freddie Mercury in a Queen cover band, 201 00:14:01,039 --> 00:14:03,404 but, uh, then I got demoted to Brian May. 202 00:14:03,429 --> 00:14:06,473 Yeah, well, I'm thrilled for your musical career and everything, 203 00:14:06,498 --> 00:14:08,498 but, uh, we got no way of knowing that this is you. 204 00:14:08,523 --> 00:14:10,244 I mean, we gotta be careful here. 205 00:14:10,269 --> 00:14:12,932 This is one of them, uh, highly sensitive joints. 206 00:14:14,458 --> 00:14:17,096 It'll take me weeks to grow that mustache back. 207 00:14:17,144 --> 00:14:19,282 Or years, to get a new badge! 208 00:14:19,307 --> 00:14:21,207 Yeah, well, that's your problem, ain't it? 209 00:14:21,241 --> 00:14:25,237 You will see us again, in God knows when. 210 00:14:29,141 --> 00:14:33,952 Young man, how do you fit such brilliance into such an ugly, ethnic head? 211 00:14:33,986 --> 00:14:36,791 Well, if you own a bar, you either keep it clean 212 00:14:36,825 --> 00:14:39,957 or learn to deal with inspectors. And Moe don't clean. 213 00:14:39,982 --> 00:14:41,894 Interesting attitude for a janitor. 214 00:14:41,919 --> 00:14:44,956 What say we make you the new supervisor of Sector 7G? 215 00:14:44,981 --> 00:14:46,619 Me, a supervisor? 216 00:14:46,644 --> 00:14:48,801 I feel like I overdosed and went to heaven! 217 00:14:55,471 --> 00:14:58,040 Those smart cars are cutting into our business. 218 00:14:58,081 --> 00:15:01,544 We used to get uber amounts of work giving people lifts. 219 00:15:02,289 --> 00:15:04,361 I come to America to drive taxi. 220 00:15:04,386 --> 00:15:07,303 Now my cab sits empty, like Sochi Marriott. 221 00:15:07,328 --> 00:15:10,968 Well, boss, the main problem is Marge Simpson! 222 00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:14,957 She's prompt, courteous and a joy to ride with. 223 00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:16,948 How do you know so much? 224 00:15:16,973 --> 00:15:19,737 Oh, she, uh, drives me to work every day. 225 00:15:19,762 --> 00:15:24,590 And unlike the rest of you cowards, she's not afraid to parallel park. 226 00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:33,200 Whoa, fellas, that is not acceptable. This is a nuclear plant! 227 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:36,969 Huh. No one was in there. 228 00:15:37,003 --> 00:15:40,440 Look, Moe, the least you could let me do is anything I want. 229 00:15:40,474 --> 00:15:42,488 All right, let me be honest with youse. 230 00:15:42,513 --> 00:15:45,640 After all the money this plant lost on that nitwit, Elon Musk, 231 00:15:45,682 --> 00:15:49,279 they're looking for cutbacks, so I've been going over your record. 232 00:15:49,313 --> 00:15:50,278 Oh...! 233 00:15:50,312 --> 00:15:53,798 Yeah, the only reason you haven't been fired is because your file here 234 00:15:53,814 --> 00:15:56,116 was holding up a sofa that was missing a leg. 235 00:15:56,150 --> 00:15:58,984 Well, that's the logic... where's the affection? 236 00:15:59,018 --> 00:16:01,721 Well, as supervisor, I can't fraternize with the, uh, 237 00:16:01,755 --> 00:16:04,226 uh, what's the word...? Scum. 238 00:16:04,260 --> 00:16:07,092 Anyway, because I am your friend, you are safe. 239 00:16:07,126 --> 00:16:08,995 But... you're gonna be reassigned. 240 00:16:09,029 --> 00:16:12,831 Smithers, "what profit a man if he gain the world, 241 00:16:12,865 --> 00:16:14,965 and lose his soul?" 242 00:16:14,999 --> 00:16:17,900 Seriously, I need an amount. In round dollars. 243 00:16:18,933 --> 00:16:21,465 - Plant watering guy. - Yes, yes, go ahead. 244 00:16:21,499 --> 00:16:23,231 Uh, and be careful with the Venus flytrap. 245 00:16:23,265 --> 00:16:24,430 All right. 246 00:16:26,031 --> 00:16:28,333 They say you catch more flies with honey. 247 00:16:28,367 --> 00:16:30,501 I say, with flytraps. 248 00:16:30,535 --> 00:16:32,006 What do I do now? 249 00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:35,312 Just lean into it. It'll be over soon, one way or another. 250 00:16:35,346 --> 00:16:37,480 Oh, all right. 251 00:16:37,514 --> 00:16:39,879 D'oh. 252 00:16:44,758 --> 00:16:47,185 Hey, guys, you mind if I join you? 253 00:16:47,219 --> 00:16:50,224 They ran out of Beaujolais Cru in the executive dining room 254 00:16:50,258 --> 00:16:53,519 and I ain't drinkin' white with my coq-Au-freakin'-vin. 255 00:16:53,561 --> 00:16:55,495 I think I'd rather sit somewhere else. 256 00:16:55,529 --> 00:16:58,095 Yeah, I'm gonna take my lunch back to the core. 257 00:16:58,129 --> 00:17:00,430 Now they won't even have lunch with me? 258 00:17:00,464 --> 00:17:04,501 Well, you know, people can kind of act like they're in grade school. 259 00:17:04,535 --> 00:17:07,565 Oh, now you gotta throw your grade school education in my face? 260 00:17:07,606 --> 00:17:09,572 You know, Moe, you're a real jerk! 261 00:17:09,606 --> 00:17:12,856 I didn't mind so much when it came with beer! 262 00:17:12,881 --> 00:17:16,987 I don't need youse! I'm all the company I need! Heh! 263 00:17:18,558 --> 00:17:21,587 Oh! Oh! I just lost my appetite. 264 00:17:23,229 --> 00:17:25,921 Marge, which can makes me look cooler... 265 00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:27,727 the Drizzler or Mr. Drip? 266 00:17:29,792 --> 00:17:32,093 Aw, your leaves are drooping. 267 00:17:32,127 --> 00:17:34,798 Here, let me turn that gloom into bloom. 268 00:17:34,832 --> 00:17:38,597 ♪ Dee-Dee, doo-doo, doo... ♪ 269 00:17:41,175 --> 00:17:44,875 Homer Simpson! Working with those plants is great! 270 00:17:44,909 --> 00:17:47,414 It's helped you get in touch with your feminine side. 271 00:17:47,439 --> 00:17:49,536 Feminine?! 272 00:17:49,578 --> 00:17:51,439 I didn't mean to use that word! 273 00:17:51,473 --> 00:17:55,614 I-It's okay to have a feminine side! It's good, in fact. 274 00:17:56,864 --> 00:17:59,293 Oh... 275 00:17:59,318 --> 00:18:03,281 ♪ It was rainin' hard in Springfield ♪ 276 00:18:03,315 --> 00:18:07,147 ♪ I needed one more fare to make my night ♪ 277 00:18:07,181 --> 00:18:11,144 ♪ I got a push notification on my smartphone ♪ 278 00:18:11,178 --> 00:18:14,678 ♪ Passenger ahead, race: white. ♪ 279 00:18:16,183 --> 00:18:18,548 Mind if we drive in silence for a bit? 280 00:18:18,582 --> 00:18:19,883 Whatever you want. 281 00:18:26,420 --> 00:18:29,919 ♪ I asked if there was somewhere I could take him ♪ 282 00:18:29,961 --> 00:18:34,157 ♪ He said, "Just drive me, Lady Blue" ♪ 283 00:18:34,191 --> 00:18:37,964 ♪ I said, "I've had my share of unhappy fares" ♪ 284 00:18:37,999 --> 00:18:42,597 ♪ He said, "I sure miss slingin' brew." ♪ 285 00:18:52,946 --> 00:18:58,985 Moe, I think we'd both be a lot happier if we quit our new jobs. 286 00:18:59,019 --> 00:19:01,001 You know, I think you're right there, Midge. 287 00:19:01,026 --> 00:19:03,794 I'm gonna build my bar back up, better than ever! 288 00:19:03,828 --> 00:19:07,096 How hard can it be, eh? 289 00:19:07,130 --> 00:19:10,797 Oh, God, this is so much worse than I remember! 290 00:19:15,395 --> 00:19:19,169 So, you drop off your lover and go back to stealing our jobs. 291 00:19:19,203 --> 00:19:22,053 - He's not my lover. - Let the man speak! 292 00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:23,738 Medallions! 293 00:19:27,311 --> 00:19:29,068 Air fresheners! 294 00:19:34,989 --> 00:19:39,616 Step away from the social-media-enabled, peer-to-peer ride share platform. 295 00:19:40,659 --> 00:19:42,628 Now, promise me you'll leave her be 296 00:19:42,653 --> 00:19:45,261 and wipe down your backseats annually... 297 00:19:45,286 --> 00:19:46,656 Aw, come on! 298 00:19:47,931 --> 00:19:49,161 Okeydoke. 299 00:19:49,195 --> 00:19:51,568 Now beat it. 300 00:19:51,602 --> 00:19:56,733 Uh, I think it might be time to hang up the old beaded seat cover, there. 301 00:19:56,767 --> 00:20:00,004 Yep. And I know a place that could use this smile. 302 00:20:01,270 --> 00:20:04,909 Whew! It's sure great to see you jerking our suds again, Moe. 303 00:20:05,980 --> 00:20:09,752 Yeah, I figured out that the best way for me to get along with most people 304 00:20:09,786 --> 00:20:12,985 is to be kept behind a two-foot trunk of solid oak. 305 00:20:13,019 --> 00:20:14,993 Looks more like poplar to me. 306 00:20:15,027 --> 00:20:18,058 Why, youse correcting me on my knowledge of wood products? 307 00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:19,732 Don't you slide me down the bar! 308 00:20:20,797 --> 00:20:22,913 So good to be back. 309 00:20:22,938 --> 00:20:24,136 Oh, shut up. 310 00:20:27,645 --> 00:20:30,129 Well, I'm back where I belong, eh? 311 00:20:30,154 --> 00:20:32,276 You're not alone anymore. 312 00:20:32,301 --> 00:20:35,160 - What the hell was that? - Oh, you'll find out. 313 00:20:38,090 --> 00:20:43,011 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man WEB-DL sync by jasonnguyen2606 314 00:21:23,748 --> 00:21:24,948 Shh!