1 00:00:00,385 --> 00:00:04,211 - sync and corrections by Zac - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:17,127 --> 00:00:19,211 - Patrick. - Hey, Patrick. 3 00:00:19,263 --> 00:00:20,712 We are kinda drunk. 4 00:00:20,764 --> 00:00:22,297 - Oh boy. - So drunk. 5 00:00:22,349 --> 00:00:24,299 Like inappropriate- for-a-work-party drunk. 6 00:00:24,351 --> 00:00:26,802 Like, stop me if I start doing cartwheels. 7 00:00:26,854 --> 00:00:28,603 It's kinda my thing when I'm wasted. 8 00:00:28,639 --> 00:00:29,789 I think I remember that from 9 00:00:29,790 --> 00:00:30,939 - the Christmas party. - Yes. 10 00:00:30,974 --> 00:00:32,808 How long do you guys think this is gonna go? 11 00:00:34,528 --> 00:00:36,194 David Beckham is beckoning us. 12 00:00:36,230 --> 00:00:37,605 I can't believe that he gets to take credit 13 00:00:37,606 --> 00:00:38,980 for a game that he barely worked on. 14 00:00:40,868 --> 00:00:42,317 Uh, hello, hello, hello. 15 00:00:42,319 --> 00:00:43,985 As you know, I'm not normally one for speeches, 16 00:00:44,038 --> 00:00:45,904 but, uh, it has to be said, 17 00:00:45,956 --> 00:00:48,824 15 million units in less than a month 18 00:00:48,826 --> 00:00:51,543 is bloody brilliant! 19 00:00:51,578 --> 00:00:54,212 And it must be celebrated. It must. 20 00:00:54,248 --> 00:00:56,748 So, to you. 21 00:00:57,835 --> 00:00:59,668 To Most Dangerous Games. 22 00:01:07,511 --> 00:01:09,561 Hey, hey, hey. 23 00:01:09,596 --> 00:01:11,513 Where are you going? The party's just getting started. 24 00:01:11,565 --> 00:01:14,349 Mind if cut out early? You don't need me for anything anymore, do you? 25 00:01:14,351 --> 00:01:17,069 Uh, well, that's a pretty loaded question. 26 00:01:17,104 --> 00:01:19,688 For work purposes. You don't need me to stay, right? 27 00:01:19,740 --> 00:01:22,190 No, of course not. Today's completely extracurricular... 28 00:01:22,192 --> 00:01:24,192 Awesome. Thank you. 29 00:01:26,029 --> 00:01:28,163 Patrick. 30 00:01:30,367 --> 00:01:32,868 Jesus. 31 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:34,870 This is unbearable. 32 00:01:37,257 --> 00:01:39,007 How are you not a wreck? 33 00:01:39,042 --> 00:01:40,675 I haven't been able to sleep all week. 34 00:01:40,711 --> 00:01:42,461 Maybe you should take something for that. 35 00:01:44,098 --> 00:01:46,548 Oh. I see. Right. 36 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:49,217 So that's how this is going to be, is it? 37 00:01:49,269 --> 00:01:50,385 What do you want me to say? 38 00:01:50,437 --> 00:01:52,020 I didn't think it would be this easy for you. 39 00:01:52,055 --> 00:01:54,055 It's not that it's easy for me. You chose Jon. 40 00:01:54,108 --> 00:01:56,024 That's it. End of story. 41 00:01:56,059 --> 00:01:59,478 We're both grownups, okay? We don't have to make a big deal about it. 42 00:01:59,530 --> 00:02:00,838 I think it's actually kind of a relief. 43 00:02:00,839 --> 00:02:02,147 No more sneaking around. 44 00:02:02,199 --> 00:02:03,949 No more pretending that we're not together. 45 00:02:03,984 --> 00:02:05,734 No more lies or secrets or stress. 46 00:02:05,786 --> 00:02:08,153 - It's good. - Mm-hm. 47 00:02:08,205 --> 00:02:09,955 And no one got hurt. 48 00:02:09,990 --> 00:02:11,957 It'll be fine, Kevin. 49 00:02:56,703 --> 00:02:58,420 "Anyone with a driver's license 50 00:02:58,455 --> 00:03:00,338 wanna help me pick up a truck?" 51 00:03:11,969 --> 00:03:13,969 - Is it safe? - What do you mean? 52 00:03:14,021 --> 00:03:16,972 You do know I can always tell when you're spanking the monkey, right? 53 00:03:17,024 --> 00:03:18,690 Oh God. I was using headphones. 54 00:03:18,725 --> 00:03:20,442 And your silence speaks volumes. 55 00:03:20,477 --> 00:03:21,977 Okay. 56 00:03:22,029 --> 00:03:23,144 Where you going? 57 00:03:23,146 --> 00:03:24,696 Uh, Richie needs help with something. 58 00:03:24,731 --> 00:03:26,064 Excuse me? 59 00:03:26,116 --> 00:03:28,483 He needs someone with a license to drive a truck for him. 60 00:03:28,535 --> 00:03:31,119 And you just happened to volunteer? 61 00:03:31,154 --> 00:03:33,705 Yes, I just happened to volunteer. 62 00:03:33,740 --> 00:03:35,540 I'm sorry. Do you have an opinion about that? 63 00:03:35,576 --> 00:03:37,492 I'm sorry. No, it's super cool. 64 00:03:37,494 --> 00:03:40,328 I think it's so smart that you and Richie are trying to get back together 65 00:03:40,380 --> 00:03:42,831 - mere weeks after Kevin. - That's not what I'm doing. 66 00:03:42,833 --> 00:03:46,001 - Okay. You sure about that? - Yes, I'm sure. 67 00:03:47,054 --> 00:03:49,087 Just, honestly, Paddy, please, 68 00:03:49,139 --> 00:03:50,805 don't let this be a rebound thing. 69 00:03:50,841 --> 00:03:53,174 Especially not with Richie now that he's with Brady. 70 00:03:53,227 --> 00:03:54,643 Listen, this is not a rebound thing. 71 00:03:54,678 --> 00:03:57,012 I just miss being friends with him and hanging out. That's all. 72 00:03:58,232 --> 00:04:00,232 Just please be careful, okay? 73 00:04:00,267 --> 00:04:02,684 If you're not going to work today, will you please clean the bathroom? 74 00:04:02,686 --> 00:04:05,103 Your Furballs are making me dry heave every time I take a shower. 75 00:04:53,870 --> 00:04:57,572 Hey, how you doing? Uh, are you at work? 76 00:05:06,750 --> 00:05:08,550 What are you doing here, Sammi? 77 00:05:08,585 --> 00:05:10,919 You know we got the common room for that. 78 00:05:10,921 --> 00:05:13,004 It's too loud in there. 79 00:05:13,056 --> 00:05:15,640 What are you doing here? You don't work today. 80 00:05:15,676 --> 00:05:18,009 I'm still catching up. 81 00:05:18,061 --> 00:05:19,644 Is Eddie around? 82 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:21,096 You mean your boyfriend? 83 00:05:22,265 --> 00:05:23,315 Is that why you came in? 84 00:05:23,350 --> 00:05:24,599 Where is he? 85 00:05:25,819 --> 00:05:27,852 He's home, sick. 86 00:05:27,904 --> 00:05:29,321 What's wrong with him? 87 00:05:29,356 --> 00:05:32,490 I don't know. He just gets sick sometimes. 88 00:05:34,995 --> 00:05:36,411 You know you can just do it online now. 89 00:05:36,446 --> 00:05:38,830 Well, that's the thing, it expires after three months 90 00:05:38,865 --> 00:05:40,749 and I hate going to the DMV. 91 00:05:40,784 --> 00:05:42,617 Well, yeah. Seventh level of hell. 92 00:05:42,619 --> 00:05:44,703 Exactly. 93 00:05:44,755 --> 00:05:48,173 So we'll take the Bart there and then we'll drive back. 94 00:05:48,208 --> 00:05:51,376 Yeah, I'm excited. I've never driven an ice cream truck before. 95 00:05:51,428 --> 00:05:54,295 And you're sure you can drive stick? 96 00:05:54,348 --> 00:05:55,380 Can I ever. 97 00:05:55,432 --> 00:05:57,966 Sorry. It was a bad joke. 98 00:05:57,968 --> 00:05:59,601 What are you gonna do with it? 99 00:05:59,636 --> 00:06:01,686 Is it gonna be like your mobile salon? 100 00:06:01,722 --> 00:06:03,138 Uh, we're selling it, actually. 101 00:06:03,190 --> 00:06:05,306 You know, that's not really a bad idea. 102 00:06:05,359 --> 00:06:07,809 You could drive around the Mission cutting hair. 103 00:06:07,811 --> 00:06:10,645 No, me and my cousin have this little side thing 104 00:06:10,647 --> 00:06:14,566 where we take junk trucks and sell them for a profit. 105 00:06:14,618 --> 00:06:16,985 - Oh, you flip 'em. - Yeah, exactly. 106 00:06:16,987 --> 00:06:19,487 This one we're selling to some hipster fuckers 107 00:06:19,539 --> 00:06:21,906 who are gonna sell shrimp meatballs out of it. 108 00:06:21,958 --> 00:06:24,459 - Doesn't that sound so stupid? - Yeah, shrimp meatballs? 109 00:06:24,494 --> 00:06:28,246 But, I'm not gonna lie, actual meatballs sound kinda good right now. 110 00:06:28,298 --> 00:06:30,165 You want to stop and eat? 111 00:06:30,167 --> 00:06:33,334 Uh... Uh, no. 112 00:06:33,336 --> 00:06:35,804 - Remember this place? - Yeah. 113 00:06:37,257 --> 00:06:39,340 Thanks again for doing this. 114 00:06:39,393 --> 00:06:42,677 Please. It's what friends do. 115 00:06:42,729 --> 00:06:44,345 Right? 116 00:06:45,932 --> 00:06:48,650 Also, I didn't really feel like being at work today. 117 00:06:48,685 --> 00:06:51,986 Plus, I have ulterior motives. 118 00:06:54,191 --> 00:06:56,107 I wanna see where you grew up. 119 00:06:58,745 --> 00:07:01,529 Okay, so now I'm getting an image of you on a BMX 120 00:07:01,581 --> 00:07:03,698 riding around the block. Is that right? 121 00:07:03,700 --> 00:07:04,949 I never had a bike. 122 00:07:05,001 --> 00:07:06,000 Oh. 123 00:07:06,036 --> 00:07:07,585 I did have a badass skateboard though. 124 00:07:07,621 --> 00:07:09,537 Oh, no way. That is so cool, 125 00:07:09,539 --> 00:07:11,923 and so the opposite of me. I was so not cool. 126 00:07:11,958 --> 00:07:15,376 I spent an entire year riding around on my sister's old bike. 127 00:07:15,429 --> 00:07:16,544 Was it pink? 128 00:07:16,546 --> 00:07:18,046 No, it was not pink. 129 00:07:18,098 --> 00:07:20,548 But it was plastered with "My Little Pony" stickers and glitter... 130 00:07:20,550 --> 00:07:22,934 So much glitter. It was really bad. 131 00:07:22,969 --> 00:07:25,353 I kind of got used to it, actually, 132 00:07:25,388 --> 00:07:28,807 but then my dad took it away and gave me a boys' bike instead. 133 00:07:28,859 --> 00:07:30,058 Oh man. 134 00:07:30,110 --> 00:07:31,643 Yeah, I know. It was so boring and brown. 135 00:07:31,695 --> 00:07:33,895 I missed all that sparkle. 136 00:07:33,897 --> 00:07:35,230 Yeah, I bet you did. 137 00:07:38,285 --> 00:07:40,068 So how often do you come back here? 138 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:42,821 Um, only when I need to, 139 00:07:42,873 --> 00:07:45,290 and I make it so I don't need to often. 140 00:07:46,660 --> 00:07:48,993 Are things any better with your dad? 141 00:07:50,247 --> 00:07:51,913 Pretty much the same. 142 00:07:51,965 --> 00:07:53,965 Bummer. 143 00:07:56,419 --> 00:07:58,086 You know, I am kind of hungry. 144 00:07:59,306 --> 00:08:01,222 Of course you are, Patrick. 145 00:08:01,258 --> 00:08:03,308 You're always hungry. 146 00:08:10,650 --> 00:08:12,600 Hey, it's Agustín. 147 00:08:14,437 --> 00:08:16,688 - What are you doing here? - I heard you were sick. 148 00:08:16,740 --> 00:08:18,690 I brought some matzo ball soup. 149 00:08:19,826 --> 00:08:21,943 Without texting first? 150 00:08:21,995 --> 00:08:23,528 I wanted to surprise you. 151 00:08:23,580 --> 00:08:25,830 I'm basically typhoid Mary right now. 152 00:08:25,866 --> 00:08:27,916 So better just leave it by the door. 153 00:08:27,951 --> 00:08:30,118 - What? - Yeah, leave it by the door. 154 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:32,787 And thank you. That's super sweet of you. 155 00:08:32,839 --> 00:08:34,873 No, no, no. Please stop being ridiculous. 156 00:08:34,925 --> 00:08:36,958 Okay? Open the door. 157 00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:38,760 I'm not leaving. 158 00:08:38,795 --> 00:08:41,129 ♪ I'm not leaving, 159 00:08:41,130 --> 00:08:43,464 - I'm not going * - Fuck. 160 00:08:44,968 --> 00:08:46,968 I just wanted to check up on you. 161 00:08:48,138 --> 00:08:50,138 - You're not sick. - No. 162 00:08:50,190 --> 00:08:54,108 But I'm preventing illness by taking a mental health day. 163 00:08:54,144 --> 00:08:56,778 Oh, I see. Well, I just wanted to check up on you, 164 00:08:56,813 --> 00:08:59,647 and I'm glad to see that Saint Eddie's not perfect after all. 165 00:08:59,699 --> 00:09:03,201 I've got soup for you. It's got balls in it. 166 00:09:03,236 --> 00:09:05,820 Oh balls. 167 00:09:06,990 --> 00:09:08,156 I'm just asking 168 00:09:08,158 --> 00:09:10,279 because I thought he would've driven the truck for you. 169 00:09:10,764 --> 00:09:12,744 - Why? - Well, because he's 170 00:09:12,745 --> 00:09:13,828 the guy you're dating. 171 00:09:13,830 --> 00:09:15,330 So it makes sense that he would, right? 172 00:09:15,382 --> 00:09:16,831 First of all, he's on a deadline. 173 00:09:16,883 --> 00:09:19,918 Second of all, I wouldn't say that we're dating. 174 00:09:19,970 --> 00:09:22,170 Oh, are things not okay between you and the ginger? 175 00:09:22,172 --> 00:09:25,340 No, things are fine between me and Brady. 176 00:09:25,392 --> 00:09:27,642 I just don't want to leap and say that we're dating, that's all. 177 00:09:27,677 --> 00:09:30,979 But, I mean, you like him, right? 178 00:09:31,014 --> 00:09:35,850 Yeah. Trust me. This time I'm not going to jump the gun. 179 00:09:37,070 --> 00:09:39,187 Wow. I walked right into that one, didn't I? 180 00:09:39,239 --> 00:09:41,906 Uh, yeah. You sorta did. 181 00:09:41,942 --> 00:09:44,192 Come on. What are you gonna eat? Everything's amazing. 182 00:09:44,244 --> 00:09:45,860 You know, we can talk about these things... 183 00:09:45,862 --> 00:09:47,579 - About Brady and... - I know. 184 00:09:47,614 --> 00:09:49,530 I just want you to choose what you're going to eat. 185 00:09:49,532 --> 00:09:51,532 People get pissed when you make them wait, you know? 186 00:09:51,585 --> 00:09:53,368 Okay. 187 00:09:53,370 --> 00:09:56,004 How giant is the "giant burrito"? 188 00:09:56,039 --> 00:09:58,089 Uh, it's pretty big. 189 00:09:58,124 --> 00:10:00,458 Okay. 190 00:10:03,380 --> 00:10:05,513 - And for you? - Giant burrito. 191 00:10:06,549 --> 00:10:08,433 Ooh, this burrito is good. 192 00:10:08,468 --> 00:10:10,885 Told you. 193 00:10:11,972 --> 00:10:13,688 So how's Kevin? 194 00:10:17,193 --> 00:10:18,893 Yeah. Uh, there is no more Kevin. 195 00:10:18,945 --> 00:10:21,729 I mean, he's not dead or anything, but we just... 196 00:10:21,731 --> 00:10:23,564 Well, I was going to say "broke up," 197 00:10:23,566 --> 00:10:26,067 but how can you say break up when you never were really together, right? 198 00:10:26,119 --> 00:10:27,902 I ended it. 199 00:10:27,954 --> 00:10:29,737 You okay? 200 00:10:29,739 --> 00:10:30,905 Mm-hm. 201 00:10:31,875 --> 00:10:33,491 What happened? 202 00:10:33,543 --> 00:10:35,243 Just too much lying. Way too much. 203 00:10:35,245 --> 00:10:37,128 He was never gonna leave Jon, 204 00:10:37,163 --> 00:10:40,915 and I just started to feel so shitty, like really fucking shitty 205 00:10:40,967 --> 00:10:43,918 about Kevin, about myself, about everyone, so... 206 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:46,087 It was just the right thing to do. 207 00:10:46,139 --> 00:10:48,089 You know? It just took me a little while 208 00:10:48,141 --> 00:10:50,174 to figure out what everybody else already knew. 209 00:10:51,678 --> 00:10:54,595 Well, either way, I'm sorry. Break-ups are always rough. 210 00:10:54,597 --> 00:10:56,597 Yeah, they are. 211 00:10:56,650 --> 00:10:59,734 But to be real with you, I didn't like you in that situation. 212 00:10:59,769 --> 00:11:02,603 So I'm glad you ended it. 213 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:12,447 Pato, you... You got a little... 214 00:11:13,450 --> 00:11:15,166 Oh. 215 00:11:16,453 --> 00:11:17,752 Thank you. 216 00:11:19,706 --> 00:11:22,623 I don't know why you let me order a burrito the size of a baby. 217 00:11:28,431 --> 00:11:31,549 Well, look at you in your place of power. 218 00:11:31,601 --> 00:11:33,885 So you managed to get off after all. 219 00:11:33,937 --> 00:11:36,270 Of course I did. 220 00:11:36,306 --> 00:11:39,941 Three months I've been asking to see your office. 221 00:11:39,976 --> 00:11:42,610 - And I keep telling you... - Now that I'm finally allowed. 222 00:11:42,645 --> 00:11:46,147 There's nothing to see. It's the same gamer nerds as in Seattle. 223 00:11:46,199 --> 00:11:49,734 I don't know. I think it's sexy to see you in your element. 224 00:11:53,990 --> 00:11:56,124 You okay? 225 00:11:56,159 --> 00:11:57,408 Yeah, sorry. 226 00:11:57,460 --> 00:12:01,295 It's just all this fucking glass. People can see in. 227 00:12:01,331 --> 00:12:05,049 Well, I saw the machine. 228 00:12:05,085 --> 00:12:07,502 Are we making t-shirts? 229 00:12:07,504 --> 00:12:11,672 Yes, we are making t-shirts, Jon, and we are drinking beer 230 00:12:11,674 --> 00:12:14,392 and we're gonna jump the queue because I'm the boss. 231 00:12:14,427 --> 00:12:16,010 All right. 232 00:12:16,012 --> 00:12:17,512 Well, then the boss and I... 233 00:12:17,514 --> 00:12:20,148 Maybe go on the inversion table? 234 00:12:22,018 --> 00:12:23,651 Whatever you want, Jon. 235 00:12:28,024 --> 00:12:30,024 So this was your uncle's place? 236 00:12:30,026 --> 00:12:32,360 Uh, yeah it was, and my dad's, 237 00:12:32,412 --> 00:12:33,861 but they don't work here anymore. 238 00:12:33,863 --> 00:12:35,029 Okay. It's cool. 239 00:12:38,918 --> 00:12:40,701 - Wait, this is the truck? - This is it. 240 00:12:40,703 --> 00:12:41,786 - Right here? - Yeah. 241 00:12:41,838 --> 00:12:43,504 Oh God. 242 00:12:43,540 --> 00:12:45,506 This is a clunker. 243 00:12:45,542 --> 00:12:47,792 - Ooh! - Ah, how do you turn this thing off? 244 00:12:47,844 --> 00:12:48,844 How do you turn this off? 245 00:12:48,845 --> 00:12:50,845 The button right there. 246 00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:52,630 Ooh, that gave me goosebumps. 247 00:12:52,682 --> 00:12:55,099 Come here, you. 248 00:12:57,303 --> 00:12:59,220 Now who's this adorable guerito? 249 00:12:59,272 --> 00:13:02,056 Ceci, this is Patrick. Patrick this is my cousin Ceci. 250 00:13:02,108 --> 00:13:05,109 Is this the pinche puto Patrick that broke your heart? 251 00:13:05,145 --> 00:13:07,779 That Patrick? 252 00:13:07,814 --> 00:13:10,064 Oh wow. 253 00:13:13,069 --> 00:13:14,735 He's doing me a favor. 254 00:13:14,788 --> 00:13:17,905 Sorry. I forgot to warn you about my cousin's weird sense of humor. 255 00:13:17,907 --> 00:13:20,074 That's okay. I don't mind. It's so nice to meet you, Cici. 256 00:13:20,076 --> 00:13:22,076 - Ceci. - "Sigh-see." 257 00:13:22,078 --> 00:13:23,828 - Ceci. Ceci. - Circe? 258 00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:26,214 You know what? Don't call me anything. How about that? 259 00:13:26,249 --> 00:13:29,083 Ceci, my friend Patrick here is doing me a favor by coming out here with me. 260 00:13:29,085 --> 00:13:31,803 So please behave. Por favor. 261 00:13:33,756 --> 00:13:35,723 Uh, no. We got to get going. 262 00:13:35,758 --> 00:13:38,259 No, you're having a pinche beer because you weren't raised by wolves. 263 00:13:38,311 --> 00:13:40,595 - I wouldn't mind having a beer. - See? 264 00:13:40,597 --> 00:13:42,396 He wouldn't mind having a beer. 265 00:13:43,316 --> 00:13:44,265 - Hey, Manny. - Hey. 266 00:13:44,317 --> 00:13:45,933 Bring these dudes some chelas from the fridge. 267 00:13:45,935 --> 00:13:48,269 - Chelas? - Stop it. 268 00:13:48,321 --> 00:13:51,239 Okay, that gave me life. 269 00:13:51,274 --> 00:13:53,691 I guess I have to pretend I'm sick more often. 270 00:13:53,743 --> 00:13:56,110 - Do you do that a lot? - What, play hooky? 271 00:13:56,112 --> 00:13:57,328 Mm-hm. 272 00:13:57,363 --> 00:13:59,113 I've been known to play the poz card now and again. 273 00:13:59,165 --> 00:14:01,833 It's the one positive thing about being positive. 274 00:14:01,868 --> 00:14:04,118 HIV humor. Jeez. 275 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:07,588 This tat says I'm allowed. 276 00:14:07,624 --> 00:14:09,257 How long you been poz for? 277 00:14:09,292 --> 00:14:11,759 Okay. No, see, we're not gonna, like, sit down 278 00:14:11,794 --> 00:14:13,761 and do the Barbara Walters interview thing. 279 00:14:13,796 --> 00:14:16,631 She's retired. You're not replacing her, so sorry about it. 280 00:14:16,683 --> 00:14:17,798 Oh my God, but you brought it up. 281 00:14:17,851 --> 00:14:19,434 And if it was the other way around, 282 00:14:19,436 --> 00:14:21,161 it would've been one of the first things 283 00:14:21,162 --> 00:14:22,887 you would have asked me when we met. 284 00:14:22,939 --> 00:14:25,439 Yeah, but I would've done it charming and adorable. 285 00:14:26,693 --> 00:14:28,976 That wasn't charming? That wasn't adorable? 286 00:14:30,063 --> 00:14:31,979 Fine. I've known for about three years, 287 00:14:31,981 --> 00:14:33,948 so I guess I had it a year before that. 288 00:14:35,535 --> 00:14:37,485 Do you know how you got it? 289 00:14:38,538 --> 00:14:40,404 I was doing a lot of meth, 290 00:14:41,324 --> 00:14:43,124 and I was at this... 291 00:14:44,127 --> 00:14:46,127 Uh, dungeon sex party 292 00:14:46,162 --> 00:14:48,412 in a sling as the courtesy bottom. 293 00:14:48,464 --> 00:14:51,916 So really it could've been any number of guys who took their turns. 294 00:14:53,469 --> 00:14:55,219 Wow. 295 00:14:56,306 --> 00:14:58,005 I'm kidding. 296 00:14:58,057 --> 00:14:59,807 Jesus, Mary. 297 00:15:03,096 --> 00:15:04,512 All right. 298 00:15:04,514 --> 00:15:08,900 I got it from a guy who said he was negative when he wasn't. 299 00:15:08,935 --> 00:15:10,685 A boyfriend at the time. 300 00:15:10,687 --> 00:15:11,852 Wow. 301 00:15:13,606 --> 00:15:15,690 Are you disappointed it wasn't like 302 00:15:15,692 --> 00:15:18,693 "bukkake sex pig party part 666?" 303 00:15:18,745 --> 00:15:20,411 No, not at all. Not at all. 304 00:15:20,446 --> 00:15:22,997 - Okay, good. - What about your family? 305 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,783 - What about them? - Do they know? 306 00:15:26,703 --> 00:15:28,369 Mm, not yet. 307 00:15:28,421 --> 00:15:30,338 Well, what about your tattoo? 308 00:15:32,208 --> 00:15:35,042 I just tell them it's because I'm a positive person. 309 00:15:35,094 --> 00:15:37,378 I mean, I'm not lying, right? 310 00:15:39,098 --> 00:15:41,465 All right. No more questions. 311 00:15:42,552 --> 00:15:44,018 Finally. 312 00:15:45,054 --> 00:15:47,188 Let's have some fun. 313 00:15:47,223 --> 00:15:49,440 What kind of fun? 314 00:15:51,978 --> 00:15:53,894 That's what you need right there, primo. 315 00:15:53,896 --> 00:15:56,280 You need to get you one of those good Mexican guys. 316 00:15:56,316 --> 00:15:59,150 Ya pa¡rale with these wishy-washy white boys you keep dating 317 00:15:59,202 --> 00:16:01,736 who end up breaking your heart every time. 318 00:16:01,738 --> 00:16:03,120 If you don't shut it, we're leaving, cabrona. 319 00:16:03,156 --> 00:16:05,539 Hey, remember the gringo with the Vespa? 320 00:16:05,575 --> 00:16:07,575 You were a mess! Wait, there was a gringo with a Vespa? 321 00:16:07,577 --> 00:16:09,043 I wanna hear about the gringo with a Vespa. 322 00:16:09,078 --> 00:16:10,244 Hey, Manny, let me borrow that rag 323 00:16:10,296 --> 00:16:11,579 so I can shove it in her mouth. 324 00:16:11,631 --> 00:16:12,747 White guys are the fucking worst. 325 00:16:12,799 --> 00:16:14,248 They walk around like they own everything. 326 00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:15,967 I would never date a fucking gringo. 327 00:16:17,303 --> 00:16:20,087 I'm sorry... sorry, but isn't that a little bit racist? 328 00:16:20,139 --> 00:16:21,973 Which part? 329 00:16:22,008 --> 00:16:24,175 What you just said about white guys. 330 00:16:24,227 --> 00:16:25,843 She's just talking shit to get at you. 331 00:16:25,895 --> 00:16:27,845 - She's dated plenty of white boys. - So you were kidding. 332 00:16:27,897 --> 00:16:29,347 Was I? 333 00:16:30,900 --> 00:16:32,566 All right, prima. It's been real, but we gotta jet. 334 00:16:32,602 --> 00:16:34,819 Hey, are you gonna pass by your mom's before you go? 335 00:16:36,406 --> 00:16:38,439 No. 336 00:16:38,441 --> 00:16:41,826 And what? You're gonna leave and not even ask about La Adelita? 337 00:16:43,613 --> 00:16:45,696 Oh, damn! Wow. 338 00:16:45,748 --> 00:16:48,616 Prima, man, it looks beautiful. 339 00:16:48,668 --> 00:16:50,117 - It's incredible. Can I touch it? - No. 340 00:16:50,169 --> 00:16:51,502 - Oh. - You got the keys, Manny? 341 00:16:51,537 --> 00:16:53,454 - Did you do this all yourself, Ceci? - Mm-hm. 342 00:16:53,456 --> 00:16:54,705 It's a masterpiece. 343 00:16:54,757 --> 00:16:58,125 Hey. I know I've been giving you a hard time, 344 00:16:58,177 --> 00:17:01,262 but I was just really rooting for you. 345 00:17:01,297 --> 00:17:04,515 I've never seen him be so into anyone. 346 00:17:04,550 --> 00:17:06,133 Well, not in a long time, 347 00:17:06,185 --> 00:17:08,386 and then when he came to borrow 200 bucks 348 00:17:08,438 --> 00:17:10,971 for some suit for some wedding you were taking him to, 349 00:17:11,057 --> 00:17:12,973 that's when I knew. 350 00:17:14,310 --> 00:17:16,477 Too bad. 351 00:17:18,147 --> 00:17:20,197 - Hell yeah. You hear that? - Yeah. 352 00:17:20,233 --> 00:17:22,033 Now that's an engine. 353 00:17:23,653 --> 00:17:26,654 ♪ Meeting Mr. Right, the man of my dreams ♪ 354 00:17:26,706 --> 00:17:30,741 ♪ the one who shows me true love, or at least it seems ♪ 355 00:17:30,793 --> 00:17:34,495 ♪ with brown cocoa skin and curly black hair ♪ 356 00:17:34,547 --> 00:17:38,582 ♪ it's just the way he looks at me, that gentle loving stare ♪ 357 00:17:38,634 --> 00:17:40,968 ♪ finally ♪ 358 00:17:41,003 --> 00:17:43,170 ♪ you've come along ♪ 359 00:17:43,222 --> 00:17:47,174 ♪ the way I feel about you, it just can't be wrong ♪ 360 00:17:47,226 --> 00:17:51,262 ♪ if you only knew the way I feel about you... ♪ 361 00:17:51,314 --> 00:17:52,980 - What are you doing? - What? 362 00:17:53,015 --> 00:17:54,682 ♪ I just can't describe it ♪ 363 00:17:54,684 --> 00:17:56,100 Come on. 364 00:17:56,152 --> 00:17:58,319 Miami, I think you got your signals crossed. 365 00:17:58,354 --> 00:18:00,571 Wait, wait, wait. You play that specific song, 366 00:18:00,606 --> 00:18:02,189 you do that little lip-synch for your life... 367 00:18:02,241 --> 00:18:05,192 ♪ "With cocoa brown skin and curly black hair," ♪ 368 00:18:05,194 --> 00:18:07,945 And your huge cock flopping around in your flimsy shorts 369 00:18:07,997 --> 00:18:11,248 and you're telling me you're not throwing game at me. 370 00:18:11,284 --> 00:18:14,251 Newsflash: Your hair's not that curly and your skin's not that brown. 371 00:18:14,287 --> 00:18:15,953 Okay? 372 00:18:16,005 --> 00:18:17,288 All right, well... 373 00:18:17,340 --> 00:18:18,456 You're telling me it's just me 374 00:18:18,508 --> 00:18:21,292 that was feeling something happening between us? 375 00:18:21,344 --> 00:18:24,128 I'm sorry. 376 00:18:24,180 --> 00:18:27,848 I mean, I'm sorry if guys take off their panties every time you say so... 377 00:18:27,884 --> 00:18:30,184 But no. 378 00:18:32,138 --> 00:18:33,721 All right. 379 00:18:35,024 --> 00:18:37,141 I guess I'm officially embarrassed. 380 00:18:38,561 --> 00:18:40,394 You should be embarrassed. 381 00:18:40,396 --> 00:18:42,313 You give up way too easily. 382 00:18:46,235 --> 00:18:48,486 But this isn't anything official, okay? 383 00:18:48,538 --> 00:18:50,404 - Yeah, sure. - This is just... no, no. 384 00:18:50,406 --> 00:18:51,739 This is just me and you fooling around 385 00:18:51,791 --> 00:18:53,824 because I like your dance moves, all right? 386 00:19:00,583 --> 00:19:03,000 God, that music is so creepy! 387 00:19:03,052 --> 00:19:06,470 It's like if the Addams Family had an ice cream truck, 388 00:19:06,506 --> 00:19:08,639 and were pedophiles. 389 00:19:08,674 --> 00:19:11,425 Although Uncle Fester was definitely a pedophile, right? 390 00:19:15,348 --> 00:19:17,097 Oops, sorry. 391 00:19:17,150 --> 00:19:18,566 Stop it. 392 00:19:18,601 --> 00:19:19,984 Quit it. 393 00:19:20,019 --> 00:19:22,520 We're not doing your whole, cheerleaders in a car wash fantasy. 394 00:19:22,572 --> 00:19:24,355 Oh, come on. No wet t-shirts? 395 00:19:24,407 --> 00:19:25,856 Stop it. 396 00:19:25,908 --> 00:19:27,525 And it's frat guys in a car wash. 397 00:19:27,577 --> 00:19:30,161 Is that you, Donado? 398 00:19:30,196 --> 00:19:31,445 Oh shit. 399 00:19:33,749 --> 00:19:34,915 What's up, Hector? 400 00:19:34,951 --> 00:19:36,450 Hey, what are you selling paletas these days? 401 00:19:36,452 --> 00:19:38,869 The salon business must not be doing so good. 402 00:19:38,921 --> 00:19:41,088 Barber shop, not salon. I work at a barber shop. 403 00:19:41,123 --> 00:19:43,290 Hey, how's your dad? 404 00:19:44,677 --> 00:19:46,427 You know, last time I saw him, he looked real good. 405 00:19:46,462 --> 00:19:47,761 Oh yeah? 406 00:19:47,797 --> 00:19:49,263 Hey, did you hear... 407 00:19:49,298 --> 00:19:51,849 Everybody came to the wedding. It was real suave. 408 00:19:52,886 --> 00:19:54,885 - We missed you, bro. - Yeah, I heard all about it. 409 00:19:54,937 --> 00:19:56,937 Hi, I'm Patrick. Nice to meet you. 410 00:19:56,973 --> 00:19:59,106 Hi. 411 00:19:59,141 --> 00:20:01,275 Sorry. Is this, uh... 412 00:20:01,310 --> 00:20:03,394 Is this your dude? 413 00:20:03,446 --> 00:20:05,145 No, cabron. He's a friend. 414 00:20:05,198 --> 00:20:07,364 Actually, I'm the... What did your cousin say? 415 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:09,867 I'm the pinche puto... 416 00:20:09,902 --> 00:20:11,485 The ex. 417 00:20:13,239 --> 00:20:16,657 Shit. This is the ex? 418 00:20:16,709 --> 00:20:18,158 You got something to say about it, Hector? 419 00:20:18,211 --> 00:20:20,828 Nah, man. Just thinking about your dad. 420 00:20:22,331 --> 00:20:24,164 Why don't you mind your own fucking business, man? 421 00:20:24,217 --> 00:20:27,167 Easy, easy. Live and let live. 422 00:20:29,005 --> 00:20:31,088 Look, I gotta get going. 423 00:20:31,140 --> 00:20:32,973 It was good to see you, Ricardo. 424 00:20:33,009 --> 00:20:35,392 And the ex. 425 00:20:42,735 --> 00:20:45,402 I'm sorry about that. That just came out. 426 00:20:46,522 --> 00:20:48,906 Why? It's true, isn't it? 427 00:20:51,193 --> 00:20:53,110 That guy's a fucking asshole. 428 00:20:55,531 --> 00:20:57,915 Our ice cream truck is way cooler than his car. 429 00:20:59,168 --> 00:21:00,367 In my opinion. 430 00:21:00,419 --> 00:21:02,586 Hey, watch it. 431 00:21:02,622 --> 00:21:05,039 Now you want to play. 432 00:21:07,927 --> 00:21:10,844 So this thing with your dad is like legit bad, huh? 433 00:21:12,381 --> 00:21:14,214 Just complicated. 434 00:21:15,518 --> 00:21:17,268 Have you ever thought about talking to him? 435 00:21:18,721 --> 00:21:21,221 No offense, Patrick, but you don't know shit about my dad. 436 00:21:21,223 --> 00:21:22,806 No, I know. I know. 437 00:21:22,858 --> 00:21:25,559 But I know you... 438 00:21:25,611 --> 00:21:27,811 And if your dad is anything like you... 439 00:21:27,863 --> 00:21:29,730 Where you going with this? 440 00:21:29,732 --> 00:21:31,398 No, just... 441 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:33,233 You have a slight tendency sometimes 442 00:21:33,235 --> 00:21:35,369 to just be a little... 443 00:21:35,404 --> 00:21:36,620 What? 444 00:21:36,656 --> 00:21:37,821 Just a little stubborn. 445 00:21:37,873 --> 00:21:39,907 - Uh, excuse me? - Just a little bit. 446 00:21:39,959 --> 00:21:42,576 No, you know that you are. 447 00:21:44,547 --> 00:21:46,914 Just a little. 448 00:21:46,966 --> 00:21:50,084 I confronted my mom and things are better. 449 00:21:50,086 --> 00:21:52,586 I mean, they're not completely, but definitely improving. 450 00:21:52,638 --> 00:21:54,588 Yeah, well, my dad isn't your mom. 451 00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:56,724 He comes from a totally different world than your mom. 452 00:21:56,759 --> 00:21:58,092 You saw it here today. 453 00:21:58,144 --> 00:22:00,177 No, I know it's not the same at all, 454 00:22:00,229 --> 00:22:02,730 and I didn't mean to imply that it is, but... 455 00:22:02,765 --> 00:22:04,431 At the same time... 456 00:22:05,568 --> 00:22:07,434 I don't know. I know what it's like 457 00:22:07,436 --> 00:22:10,771 to feel like you can't be yourself when you go home. 458 00:22:10,823 --> 00:22:13,107 And so you either stay away 459 00:22:13,109 --> 00:22:15,659 or you go home and kind of pretend. 460 00:22:16,946 --> 00:22:18,579 Yeah, well, that's what I don't wanna do anymore. 461 00:22:18,614 --> 00:22:20,748 - I don't want to pretend. - Yeah, so you stay away. 462 00:22:21,867 --> 00:22:23,834 But then if you're anything like me, 463 00:22:23,869 --> 00:22:26,620 you kind of want to go home because it's your family. 464 00:22:26,622 --> 00:22:28,839 Right? So... 465 00:22:28,874 --> 00:22:31,625 I don't know, you're kind of forced to confront it. 466 00:22:33,212 --> 00:22:35,295 But still, my dad, he's just... 467 00:22:35,297 --> 00:22:36,630 Fucking tough. 468 00:22:36,632 --> 00:22:39,133 Well, listen, if your dad is a raging homophobe, 469 00:22:39,135 --> 00:22:41,301 then I say fuck him, okay? 470 00:22:41,354 --> 00:22:43,354 Never speak to him again, 471 00:22:43,389 --> 00:22:45,806 but what if he's not? 472 00:22:45,808 --> 00:22:48,142 Then... I don't know. 473 00:22:48,194 --> 00:22:50,361 You're annoying, you know that? 474 00:22:50,396 --> 00:22:52,479 You know that, don't you? 475 00:22:52,531 --> 00:22:54,064 So fucking annoying. 476 00:22:54,116 --> 00:22:56,283 Sometimes people will tell me that, yes. 477 00:22:58,120 --> 00:22:59,287 If you think this is going to get me to change 478 00:22:59,288 --> 00:23:00,454 my mind and go see my dad today... 479 00:23:00,489 --> 00:23:02,790 No, not at all. I'm not expecting that. 480 00:23:02,825 --> 00:23:04,992 Although that would mean that I would get to see your childhood bedroom, 481 00:23:05,044 --> 00:23:07,211 which I'm all about, but, no, that's a different visit. 482 00:23:07,246 --> 00:23:09,797 I'm just... I'm just saying you should think about it. 483 00:23:14,970 --> 00:23:17,171 I think it's time to go. 484 00:23:19,759 --> 00:23:22,760 Oh my God. This music is crazy. 485 00:23:22,812 --> 00:23:25,646 It's endlessly horrifying every time. 486 00:23:25,681 --> 00:23:27,815 I love it. I hope they keep it. 487 00:23:27,850 --> 00:23:29,683 Turn it off. 488 00:23:31,854 --> 00:23:34,822 Thank you for doing this, by the way. 489 00:23:34,857 --> 00:23:36,490 If we make it back alive, I owe you. 490 00:23:36,525 --> 00:23:38,692 I want to tell you something. 491 00:23:39,862 --> 00:23:41,361 Will you let me tell you something? 492 00:23:41,363 --> 00:23:43,163 Depends on what it is. 493 00:23:43,199 --> 00:23:45,499 I need to apologize... 494 00:23:46,869 --> 00:23:49,036 For what happened with us, you know, how it ended. 495 00:23:49,088 --> 00:23:51,004 Then no, you can't. 496 00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:53,173 - Just keep driving and be quiet. - No, no. Seriously. 497 00:23:53,209 --> 00:23:57,211 These last few months have been so fraught with grossness 498 00:23:57,263 --> 00:24:00,047 that I need to at least try to be honest for like two minutes. 499 00:24:00,099 --> 00:24:01,658 Or you could just say nothing and I could 500 00:24:01,659 --> 00:24:03,217 buy you that beer like I promised. 501 00:24:03,269 --> 00:24:06,720 No, listen, when Ceci told me 502 00:24:06,722 --> 00:24:08,689 about how you borrowed the money for that suit... 503 00:24:08,724 --> 00:24:10,891 Fuck that mouth of hers. She is not getting that money. 504 00:24:10,943 --> 00:24:14,528 No, no, no. It just reminded me how fucking sweet and amazing you were, 505 00:24:14,563 --> 00:24:18,449 not just that day, but the entire time we were together. 506 00:24:18,484 --> 00:24:21,235 - This is not a good idea, Patrick. - No, listen. 507 00:24:22,788 --> 00:24:25,122 That night that we were standing in front of my apartment, 508 00:24:25,157 --> 00:24:27,791 I just... 509 00:24:27,827 --> 00:24:31,879 I need you to know that it wasn't because I didn't like you enough, 510 00:24:31,914 --> 00:24:35,966 and it wasn't because I couldn't imagine us together in the future. 511 00:24:36,001 --> 00:24:39,670 It's just that when you asked me if I was ready... 512 00:24:43,476 --> 00:24:45,676 It was a complicated night. 513 00:24:47,146 --> 00:24:49,730 - What do you mean? - It was just very... 514 00:24:51,484 --> 00:24:53,767 - Very what? - Fucked up and confusing. 515 00:24:53,819 --> 00:24:56,103 Okay? I didn't know what was happening with us, 516 00:24:56,105 --> 00:24:57,604 and... 517 00:24:58,824 --> 00:25:00,941 I was at work right before I saw you, 518 00:25:00,993 --> 00:25:05,279 and Kevin and me, we... 519 00:25:06,665 --> 00:25:08,115 Hooked up. 520 00:25:09,668 --> 00:25:11,084 Yeah, but I need you to know 521 00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:12,836 that it's nothing that ever happened before... 522 00:25:12,872 --> 00:25:13,955 - I fucking knew it... - And it's not 523 00:25:13,956 --> 00:25:15,038 something that I planned. 524 00:25:16,625 --> 00:25:18,458 I'm not trying to make an excuse 525 00:25:18,511 --> 00:25:21,512 or say that it didn't mean anything because obviously... 526 00:25:23,682 --> 00:25:26,466 I just wanted to say that I'm... 527 00:25:26,519 --> 00:25:29,219 Sorry, okay? I never apologized... 528 00:25:29,271 --> 00:25:30,554 You got drumsticks? 529 00:25:30,606 --> 00:25:33,524 - What? - Drumsticks. I want drumsticks. 530 00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:36,226 Get out of here, kid. 531 00:25:40,816 --> 00:25:42,149 You're not gonna 532 00:25:42,151 --> 00:25:43,984 punch me in the face now, are you? 533 00:25:43,986 --> 00:25:45,986 Or make me walk home? 534 00:25:49,041 --> 00:25:51,658 - Let's just go back to the city. - That's all you're gonna say? 535 00:25:54,663 --> 00:25:56,496 It's in the past. 536 00:25:58,584 --> 00:26:01,001 And, yeah, it doesn't feel great, but I mean... 537 00:26:02,304 --> 00:26:04,221 You had something with Kevin, right? 538 00:26:05,925 --> 00:26:08,425 And I'm with Brady now, 539 00:26:08,477 --> 00:26:10,344 and I like him. 540 00:26:14,516 --> 00:26:16,350 The truth is... 541 00:26:18,270 --> 00:26:20,437 Despite you being a... 542 00:26:20,489 --> 00:26:22,656 Pinche puto hijo de su madre, 543 00:26:25,327 --> 00:26:28,028 I would be very sad if you weren't in my life anymore. 544 00:26:32,117 --> 00:26:33,700 Me too. 545 00:26:37,339 --> 00:26:39,539 So does that mean we're friends? 546 00:26:41,927 --> 00:26:43,543 We'll try to be. 547 00:26:53,389 --> 00:26:55,772 I'll take friends. 548 00:26:58,811 --> 00:27:01,144 Wait! I want my drumstick! 549 00:27:06,151 --> 00:27:08,702 - sync and corrections by Zac - - www.addic7ed.com -