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It's The Johnny Karate Super
Awesome Musical Explosion Show.
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Now, to introduce your host,
Johnny Karate,
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here is me, Perd Hapley!
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Silence!
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Welcome to the only show
that's all about learning,
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music, animals, fireworks, water skis,
and above all, ice cream, pizza,
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ninjas, getting stronger, sharks
versus bears, and above all...
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karate!
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Hiya!
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Now, why don't you kids
help me sing The Welcome Song!
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Let me just
grab my guitar.
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Someone has
stolen my guitar.
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This seems like a case
for Special Agent...
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Burt Macklin.
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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I don't give a crap, Batman.
You work for me.
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Increase the perimeter!
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Macklin, the President's
called six times.
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If we don't get that guitar back,
the peace in Iraq will be canceled.
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Get off my back, Chief!
I'm doing the best I can.
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I don't play by the rules.
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But I get results.
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Dang it! You're right again, Macklin.
And I'm sorry.
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You're the best agent I've seen.
And I've worked with James Bond.
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- This clue may help.
- Mm.
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It was left
at the crime scene.
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You're dismissed.
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This case just keeps getting
deeper and deeper.
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I'm drowning in the adult
end of the pool,
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and the lifeguard's off
in the bathroom pooping.
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That's-That's good writing.
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Johnny Karate's guitar
has been stolen.
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That instrument is worth
literally $900 million.
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But more importantly, he can't
play The Good-bye Song without it.
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So, by the time
this show is over,
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I will find who stole it, and they
will pay the ultimate price.
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A one-way ticket to the Funky
Monkey Dunk Tank!
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All that and more, on The Johnny Karate
Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show!
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♪ It's time to punch boredom
in its stupid face ♪
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♪ Jump, kick, punch, and jump ♪
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♪ And drop-kick sadness
into outer space ♪
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♪ Punch, kick till you drop ♪
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♪ It's the Johnny Karate
Super Awesome ♪
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♪ Musical Explosion Show ♪
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So, karate masters, you are here
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for an extra-awesome and super-special
episode of Johnny Karate.
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And that is because
it's my final show.
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Aw.
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Don't look glum.
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In a couple of weeks, I'll be
moving to Washington, D.C.
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It's the capital
of the entire world.
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They have things there
like this white house
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and this mental
institution
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and my very favorite,
the Lincoln Memorial.
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It's this crazy statue
of this giant monster
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sitting on a chair that represents
all of America's enemies.
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I'll be moving to Washington, D.C., because
my wife, April Ludgate-Karate-Dwyer,
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has accepted
an amazing job there.
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I'm very proud of her
and totally in love.
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April, why don't you come on
out and talk to the children?
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Take a bow for
being so cool.
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Hey, Johnny!
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So, since it's your final show,
I wanted to do
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one last extra-special
April's Animal Corner.
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That's right.
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This week I brought
one of the scariest,
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weirdest animals
in the whole world--
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a goliath bird-eating tarantula.
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Wow!
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Ah!
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Now, the name, "goliath"
means "giant."
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And you can see that--
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- Andy, where is it?
- What?
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- Uh-oh.
- Where is it?
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Don't look at me.
I don't know what happened.
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I took it out to play
hide-and-seek.
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I couldn't find it, and then--
Oh, that's what happened.
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Okay, well, once again,
April's Animal Corner has
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turned into one of our
favorite segments--
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Loose Animal in the Studio.
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Yay!
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And as always, when we accidentally end
up doing Loose Animal in the Studio,
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we have to show you
this disclaimer.
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Boring!
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Here's a disclaimer,
I didn't read this disclaimer.
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Ooh, good point.
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Okay. Done.
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Okay, kids, so be on the lookout
for a-- What's it called?
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A goliath bird-eating
tarantula,
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known locally to Venezuelans
as "the devil's fist."
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Bye, kids!
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Okay, kids, well, we've got
a lot of work to do,
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performing the Five Karate
Moves to Success.
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Sing it with me!
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♪ Today we're gonna
make something ♪
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♪ Learn something ♪
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♪ Karate chop something ♪
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♪ And then we'll try
something new ♪
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♪ Even if it's scary to you ♪
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♪ And finally
we'll have some fun ♪
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♪ Being nice to someone ♪
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♪ Because that's
the Johnny Karate way ♪
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Step one-- let's go
make something.
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Hello, Carpenter Ron.
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How are you doing?
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My contract is very specific. I do
not have to answer that question.
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This week I am making
a shadowbox frame,
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which can be used to display
an object of great value.
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This one is constructed
with American cherry wood.
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Cherry, huh? Now, I have
just one question--
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No, the wood does not taste
like cherry. You cannot eat it.
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I was not going to eat it, Carpenter Ron.
I was going to lick it.
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Always remember, kids,
when you find something new,
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you must lick it
before you eat it.
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That is incorrect
in a number of ways.
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I sure have had some fun
making things with you, son.
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Thank you for everything you've done
for the children of this area.
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You're welcome, Carpenter Ron.
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Hey, kids, this, to me,
seems like a...
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♪ Hug moment ♪
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You are mistaken.
Remove the graphic.
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Well, kids, it's time for our
next "Karate Move to Success."
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Let's learn something.
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♪ ♪
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Hello, Professor Smartbrain.
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Hi, Johnny.
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Uh, listen, I don't know
if you got my email,
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but I thought that since this is our
final show, maybe we not use the--
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Boring buzzer.
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Okay, kids, today we're gonna
learn about geography.
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Now, you, Johnny, are moving
to Washington, D.C.
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I thought what we could talk
about is how fast
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you could get there using
an airplane, a train, or a car.
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Now, as you can see,
the airplane is the fastest.
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Not the fastest.
What about teleporting?
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Well, sure, that would be really
fun, but it's impossible.
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Nothing is impossible, kids.
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Teleportation is impossible.
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It's about theoretical physics.
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You know, you asked me
to do this. This was a favor--
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Morning, Johnny.
Mail call.
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Ya!
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Hi, Mailman Barry.
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Who brought me mail today?
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Well, Johnny, you got
over 500 letters
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from kids who love you, asking
for you and April to stay.
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Aw, babe, did you hear that?
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Now, Johnny, you also got
one very special letter.
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It's from me.
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And on the last day of your show,
I thought I could read it to you.
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Aw.
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"Dearest Andy, I have never
had a son of my own,
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and I just want you to know
that for the past ten years"--
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It's time to karate
chop something!
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♪ ♪
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Ninjas, attack!
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Oh, jeez.
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Disperse!
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Remember, never attack
a real postal employee.
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We're allowed
to attack Mailman Barry
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because he volunteered to
help us with our karate moves.
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I kind of thought I'd be holding a piece
of wood or something, but, you know...
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always happy to help.
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Next up, we're going to try something
new, with my good friend Leslie Knope.
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♪ ♪
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Hey, Johnny Karate, I'm so happy
to be here on your last show ever.
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Hi, Leslie. I'm glad you're here
to teach us all how to be brave.
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So, Leslie, what are you going
to be trying new this week?
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I am going to be taking over
hosting my friend's TV show.
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Huh?
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Isn't that right, April?
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That is right.
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Johnny, you have
made so many kids
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and so many parents so happy, that we
wanted to give you a proper send-off.
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Andy Dwyer/Johnny Karate,
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this is your life.
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Oh, my gosh, Leslie,
this is amazing.
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I don't know what to say...
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literally, because normally I have
a script that I have to stick to, but...
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I don't know what I'm
supposed to say right now.
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- It's kind of a nightmare.
- Okay, you leave that to us, Johnny.
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Uh, when we come back, we will take
a look at the journey of Andy Dwyer.
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Stay tuned.
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The Wamapoke people
have a saying--
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"Only one who listens
hears the cry of the wolf."
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That advice has been passed down
from generation to generation.
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Today I give that
advice to you.
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at Wamapoke Casino.
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Twice a day, one lucky visitor
will hit the mega-wolf jackpot.
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And Coinsy will
howl for you!
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The thing we return to now is my
Johnny Karate Show return message.
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Welcome back. When
I first met the man
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standing next to me, he was not
a cultural phenomenon.
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"Phenomenon" means
"to explore a cave."
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He was going through
a tough time.
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He had just broken both legs
from falling into a pit.
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I was super wasted.
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- It's a kids' show, Andy.
- Yes, good call.
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- Kids' show.
- Good call.
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That event set in motion many
wonderful things in my life,
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including the building
of the Pawnee Commons.
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So, in a weird way, Andy,
I owe it all to you.
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And now that the show is ending, I'm
gonna have to start all over again.
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Hopefully there's a pit in Washington,
D.C., that I could fall into.
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Andy pulled his life together,
and he got himself a job
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at the shoe-shine
stand in City Hall.
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He then became
a bureaucratic assistant.
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- Hi, honey.
- Hey. Hi.
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He was always enthusiastic.
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But he also kept track of his
appointments by writing them on his arm.
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Still do.
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To commemorate that time
and to make sure
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that you never miss
another appointment again,
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we have brought you
a monogrammed day planner.
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Guys... So sweet.
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Thank you. Aw.
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Oh, no. I lost it.
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The day planner's gone.
I can't find it anywhere.
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What?
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Fitting, really.
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From then, Andy went to England for
a few months to work for a nonprofit.
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It was there that he befriended
the 14th Earl of Cornwall-upon-Thames,
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Sir Edgar Covington.
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Ta-da!
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Oh, my God, Eddie,
this is amazing!
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Andy, I am here in this
weird, flat place,
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to name you a loyal and true karate
defender of the Queen's Realm.
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Please get down
on one knee.
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This honor is bestowed on those
who have shown great achievement
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in fields of the arts, learning,
literature, and science.
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Therefore,
I hereby dub thee
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a knight of the Order
of the British Empire.
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Hang on, can you
actually do this?
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Well, technically, only the Queen
can knight somebody, but
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I'm so rich that she
lets me do what I want.
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- Would you like to be knighted?
- Oh, no, no, no, no.
242
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No, of course not.
It's Andy's day.
243
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- Dude, I don't mind.
- Oh, then, yes, knight me, please.
244
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Oh, my God, this is amazing!
245
00:12:21,625 --> 00:12:24,245
Winter is coming
for Sir Ben Lightstorm.
246
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- Okay, you're both knights.
- Cool.
247
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Guys, this was
so much fun.
248
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Friend, coworker, musician,
husband, Andy Dwyer--
249
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Sir Andy Dwyer.
250
00:12:33,722 --> 00:12:36,890
Sir Andy Dwyer had become so
many things to so many people.
251
00:12:36,902 --> 00:12:39,325
But his greatest creation
was yet to come.
252
00:12:39,345 --> 00:12:42,414
A salute to Johnny Karate
when we come back.
253
00:12:44,694 --> 00:12:48,330
We know what you want-- healthy,
natural food that still tastes great.
254
00:12:48,353 --> 00:12:49,473
And we're here to tell you...
255
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It doesn't exist.
256
00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:54,943
Healthy food is for suckers.
257
00:12:54,956 --> 00:12:58,650
It tastes like garbage, and if you say
you like it, you're a chump and a liar.
258
00:12:58,663 --> 00:13:00,937
Be honest. This is what
you want to eat...
259
00:13:03,803 --> 00:13:05,297
It tastes amazing.
260
00:13:05,310 --> 00:13:08,650
What's in it? Who cares? How
many calories? Shut up.
261
00:13:08,669 --> 00:13:10,510
It's awesome.
262
00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:20,176
One of Andy's greatest achievements was
the success of his band, Mouse Rat.
263
00:13:20,189 --> 00:13:22,356
No one was doing
what we were doing.
264
00:13:22,375 --> 00:13:23,475
Well, that's not really true.
265
00:13:23,490 --> 00:13:26,317
I mean, we were basically playing
covers of Dave Matthews songs.
266
00:13:26,330 --> 00:13:30,297
So I guess you could say Dave Matthews
was doing what we were doing.
267
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,343
Oh, to play in a band
like Mouse Rat
268
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that brought such joy to so
many truly was a mitzvah.
269
00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:40,275
I should mention
I'm a rabbi now.
270
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For the full
rockumentary, go to
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TheJohnnyKarateSuperAwesome
MusicalExplosion.com.
272
00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:47,407
And now, back to the show.
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♪ ♪
274
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Every hero struggles
with failure,
275
00:13:53,745 --> 00:13:55,979
faces something
they cannot do.
276
00:13:55,994 --> 00:13:58,587
Andy faced one of those
moments just a few years ago.
277
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And I would've chugged
that entire gallon of milk
278
00:14:00,630 --> 00:14:02,529
had I not started puking
out of nowhere.
279
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:06,419
No, you did not achieve your dream
of becoming a Pawnee police officer.
280
00:14:06,433 --> 00:14:07,133
Oh, right.
281
00:14:07,146 --> 00:14:08,873
But you did create
Burt Macklin,
282
00:14:08,885 --> 00:14:12,718
a character who exemplifies everything
that is great about law enforcement.
283
00:14:12,731 --> 00:14:14,093
Take a look.
284
00:14:14,118 --> 00:14:18,512
My name is
Burt Tyrannosaurus Macklin.
285
00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:25,193
♪
286
00:14:25,218 --> 00:14:26,785
I don't know what
the problem is, Sergeant.
287
00:14:26,798 --> 00:14:28,425
Just drain the ocean.
288
00:14:28,921 --> 00:14:29,571
♪ ♪
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Andy, on behalf of the entire
Pawnee Police Department,
290
00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:45,994
I'd like to present you
with this genuine
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- Pawnee police badge.
- Wow.
292
00:14:47,611 --> 00:14:51,715
- It's ensconced forever in the shadowbox
we made earlier. - How about that?
293
00:14:51,734 --> 00:14:53,061
No.
294
00:14:54,543 --> 00:14:57,016
Son, we spent four
days making that.
295
00:14:57,029 --> 00:15:00,036
This means so,
so much to me.
296
00:15:00,589 --> 00:15:01,896
I'm a cop.
297
00:15:01,909 --> 00:15:04,035
- I should get some handcuffs too.
Give me your cuffs, Randy. - No, no, no.
298
00:15:04,047 --> 00:15:05,335
- Give me your cuffs.
- It's an honorary title only.
299
00:15:05,341 --> 00:15:06,643
- Stand down, sir.
- Stop it! Quit!
300
00:15:06,649 --> 00:15:08,817
Andy, now that you're
an official police officer...
301
00:15:08,836 --> 00:15:10,363
He's not. I want to make
it clear--he's not.
302
00:15:10,369 --> 00:15:13,207
You should be able to solve
the case of the missing guitar.
303
00:15:13,220 --> 00:15:16,983
So grab your clue and head on
over to Professor Smartbrain.
304
00:15:18,330 --> 00:15:22,104
Professor Smartbrain, this piece
of fabric was found at the scene.
305
00:15:22,124 --> 00:15:23,759
Look at it under
your telescope.
306
00:15:23,771 --> 00:15:24,519
Hmm.
307
00:15:24,532 --> 00:15:26,924
It looks like there are
some tiny initials.
308
00:15:26,943 --> 00:15:28,667
"J.C."?
309
00:15:30,298 --> 00:15:33,400
President Jimmy Carter
stole my guitar?
310
00:15:33,420 --> 00:15:34,186
But why?
311
00:15:34,199 --> 00:15:36,578
I don't think it's Jimmy
Carter, buddy.
312
00:15:37,257 --> 00:15:39,903
The champ is here!
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00:15:41,728 --> 00:15:43,696
Hi, kids, is everybody
having a great time?
314
00:15:45,348 --> 00:15:46,695
I know I am!
315
00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:50,307
John Cena in the house!
John Cena, you're my hero.
316
00:15:50,313 --> 00:15:52,618
- Wait, you're Andy.
- Yeah, I'm Andy.
317
00:15:52,643 --> 00:15:55,736
From the information I got, I just
assumed you'd be, like, ten years old.
318
00:15:55,756 --> 00:15:58,268
- Thank you.
- Okay, great. Thank you.
319
00:15:58,281 --> 00:16:00,983
Thank you so much, man,
for bringing martial arts
320
00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:03,024
and music to all
the children--
321
00:16:03,039 --> 00:16:04,426
Wait, wait, what are
you doing, man?
322
00:16:04,438 --> 00:16:05,825
- Got you.
- Got me? Wait... What?
323
00:16:05,844 --> 00:16:07,771
He got my cuffs. Wait.
What the hell is this?
324
00:16:07,784 --> 00:16:10,213
John Cena, you're a great
inspiration, a true hero,
325
00:16:10,226 --> 00:16:11,744
and this is the greatest
moment of my life.
326
00:16:11,769 --> 00:16:13,716
- But you're going down.
- Going down? What are you--
327
00:16:13,735 --> 00:16:15,872
- Whoa! Hey, stop--
- You stole Johnny Karate's guitar.
328
00:16:15,879 --> 00:16:18,346
I didn't steal his guitar, man.
I'm just doing this as a favor.
329
00:16:18,365 --> 00:16:20,839
- You're going in the dunk tank, bud.
- I don't want to go in the dunk tank.
330
00:16:20,851 --> 00:16:22,432
- Shut up.
- Is anybody in charge?
331
00:16:22,451 --> 00:16:23,652
A little help?
332
00:16:23,672 --> 00:16:26,787
And now it's time to celebrate
Andy Dwyer's greatest creation--
333
00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:28,009
Johnny Karate.
334
00:16:29,953 --> 00:16:33,381
He has brought so much
happiness to so many children
335
00:16:33,402 --> 00:16:36,805
in southern Indiana that we
thought a piece of Johnny Karate
336
00:16:36,825 --> 00:16:39,036
should stay
here in Pawnee.
337
00:16:42,003 --> 00:16:44,653
♪ ♪
338
00:16:44,672 --> 00:16:49,692
♪ Everybody was
Kung Fu fighting ♪
339
00:16:49,705 --> 00:16:51,405
Raise it up.
340
00:16:51,418 --> 00:16:55,766
♪ Those kicks were
fast as lightning ♪
341
00:16:55,778 --> 00:16:58,180
This is awesome.
Can you believe it, babe?
342
00:16:58,202 --> 00:17:01,871
♪ In fact, it was
a little bit fritening ♪
343
00:17:01,885 --> 00:17:04,595
That karate gi will
stay here forever.
344
00:17:05,153 --> 00:17:07,565
Well, not here here,
because this studio
345
00:17:07,584 --> 00:17:10,896
actually has a show where divorced
couples work out their problems.
346
00:17:10,908 --> 00:17:13,757
So that might be weird if that thing was
hanging over them. But it'll be somewhere.
347
00:17:13,769 --> 00:17:17,857
And the spirit will
stay with us forever.
348
00:17:18,688 --> 00:17:21,456
Andy Dwyer's final good-bye
when we come back.
349
00:17:25,872 --> 00:17:27,085
What powers us?
350
00:17:27,098 --> 00:17:29,271
What gives us the tools
to attain our goals,
351
00:17:29,284 --> 00:17:32,544
face our fears, take that
next step into the unknown?
352
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:34,351
It's energy.
353
00:17:34,358 --> 00:17:37,192
Verizon, Exxon, and Chipotle
are proud to announce
354
00:17:37,205 --> 00:17:40,532
a cross-platform merger
of our three great brands.
355
00:17:40,551 --> 00:17:44,724
Whether it's extending your 6G coverage,
drilling natural gas out of shale,
356
00:17:44,744 --> 00:17:46,758
or perfecting
the chicken quesadilla,
357
00:17:46,770 --> 00:17:50,031
we will give you the energy
to get you to the next level.
358
00:17:50,037 --> 00:17:53,910
And with enough energy,
America, nothing can stop us.
359
00:17:54,273 --> 00:17:57,450
The all-new
Verizon-Chipotle-Exxon--
360
00:17:57,463 --> 00:18:00,913
proud to be one of
America's 8 companies.
361
00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:08,811
I'd like to begin by saying thank
you to anyone who has ever worked
362
00:18:08,824 --> 00:18:11,768
on the Johnny Karate
Musical Explosion Show.
363
00:18:12,375 --> 00:18:15,386
This has been the greatest
job I've ever had,
364
00:18:15,397 --> 00:18:18,207
and today has been
the best day of my life.
365
00:18:18,227 --> 00:18:19,816
And that's saying
something.
366
00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:23,283
I once found a rock that looked
exactly like Santa Claus--
367
00:18:23,296 --> 00:18:25,397
hat and everything, so...
368
00:18:25,759 --> 00:18:29,422
Before I say good-bye, let's review
our checklist one last time.
369
00:18:29,443 --> 00:18:31,644
We made something
with Carpenter Ron.
370
00:18:31,664 --> 00:18:33,935
We learned something
with Professor Smartbrain.
371
00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:35,347
We karate chopped something--
372
00:18:35,366 --> 00:18:37,582
old Mailman Barry's face.
373
00:18:37,598 --> 00:18:41,824
And we tried something new, even though
it was scary to us, with Leslie Knope.
374
00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:44,949
That leaves just
one more thing,
375
00:18:44,965 --> 00:18:47,002
the most important one.
376
00:18:47,666 --> 00:18:49,695
Be nice to someone.
377
00:18:50,449 --> 00:18:52,929
And I think I know right now
who needs it the most--
378
00:18:52,946 --> 00:18:57,435
my wife,
April Ludgate-Karate-Dwyer.
379
00:18:57,454 --> 00:18:59,548
Honey, come on out here.
380
00:18:59,566 --> 00:19:00,647
Come here.
381
00:19:01,060 --> 00:19:02,258
Babe.
382
00:19:03,531 --> 00:19:05,026
Hey, babe?
383
00:19:05,051 --> 00:19:06,211
Wait!
384
00:19:07,607 --> 00:19:09,080
Honey, where are you going?
385
00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:10,945
Babe, hey, will you--
386
00:19:10,952 --> 00:19:12,025
Hey, come here.
387
00:19:12,038 --> 00:19:14,141
April, what's going on?
388
00:19:15,348 --> 00:19:16,568
It's...
389
00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:21,628
Every week, this show
is an amazing train wreck,
390
00:19:21,648 --> 00:19:24,950
and you love doing it,
and you're the best host,
391
00:19:24,970 --> 00:19:27,252
like, even better than my
all-time favorite host,
392
00:19:27,265 --> 00:19:29,328
Tom Snyder, which is crazy.
393
00:19:29,349 --> 00:19:32,840
And all those kids
love you, and
394
00:19:32,865 --> 00:19:34,398
you're doing what
you're meant to do.
395
00:19:34,417 --> 00:19:36,658
And I can't be the person that
makes you lose what you love.
396
00:19:36,670 --> 00:19:37,851
Yeah, but you're what I love.
397
00:19:37,864 --> 00:19:40,330
You're the only reason
I have any of this.
398
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:43,344
You believed in me,
and you supported me.
399
00:19:43,369 --> 00:19:44,949
You make me happy...
400
00:19:45,419 --> 00:19:47,675
happier than I ever
thought I could be.
401
00:19:48,361 --> 00:19:50,777
Without you,
I wouldn't be anything.
402
00:19:51,131 --> 00:19:52,883
You're what
keeps me going.
403
00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:56,266
You're my
Verizon-Chipotle-Exxon.
404
00:19:57,349 --> 00:20:00,189
As long as I'm with you,
I'm gonna be happy.
405
00:20:00,214 --> 00:20:02,201
So we go to Washington, D.C.
406
00:20:02,663 --> 00:20:06,801
And then we figure out the next cool
and awesome thing from there, okay?
407
00:20:09,689 --> 00:20:10,938
Okay.
408
00:20:11,350 --> 00:20:14,025
That was a very good
"Being Nice to Someone."
409
00:20:14,428 --> 00:20:15,835
I did it.
410
00:20:15,854 --> 00:20:17,239
I can go finish the show.
411
00:20:19,618 --> 00:20:23,588
♪ Well it's time for us to go ♪
412
00:20:24,074 --> 00:20:28,221
♪ But I want you all to know ♪
413
00:20:28,813 --> 00:20:30,918
♪ That karate's
not about fighting ♪
414
00:20:30,923 --> 00:20:33,298
♪ It's about knowing
who you are ♪
415
00:20:33,310 --> 00:20:35,434
♪ And being kind and honest ♪
416
00:20:35,454 --> 00:20:37,428
♪ While you're kicking
for the stars ♪
417
00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:43,326
♪ Yeah, that's
the Johnny Karate way ♪
418
00:20:43,348 --> 00:20:46,220
♪ ♪
419
00:20:46,644 --> 00:20:48,783
♪ Keep karate in your heart ♪
420
00:20:48,803 --> 00:20:51,156
♪ And aspire to your dreams ♪
421
00:20:51,169 --> 00:20:53,210
♪ And always remember ♪
422
00:20:53,222 --> 00:20:55,122
♪ You're forever on my team ♪
423
00:20:55,135 --> 00:21:01,317
♪ Yeah, that's
the Johnny Karate way ♪
424
00:21:01,332 --> 00:21:02,392
Karate yell!
425
00:21:02,412 --> 00:21:03,979
Hiya!
426
00:21:03,991 --> 00:21:06,048
Good-bye, Pawnee.
I will miss you.
427
00:21:08,373 --> 00:21:10,440
Guys? Guys?
428
00:21:10,453 --> 00:21:11,814
Guys!
429
00:21:12,749 --> 00:21:13,676
Tarantula.
430
00:21:15,726 --> 00:21:17,646
Could somebody get me
out of here, please?
431
00:21:17,659 --> 00:21:19,113
I'll help you, John Cena.
432
00:21:19,125 --> 00:21:20,194
No--
433
00:21:21,796 --> 00:21:28,796
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