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Turn this up.
This is my jam right here.
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Oh, yeah... Oh, shit!
Did I just miss the turn?
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Oh, yeah, dude.
I think it was back there.
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Aw, man! You better hurry up.
We're gonna miss that boat!
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Well, don't blame me.
It took Dee a goddamn hour to
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- get dressed like a man.
- Nah. Captain Barnacle.
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It's a great new character I'm
working on. Argh!
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Give me another worm,
Charlie.
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All right, coming up.
You want rum or julep?
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That's a rum one...
I'll take the rum one.
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You guys brought worms in here?
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Well, we kind of soaked them
in alcohol and you suck the
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alcohol off of them.
Ah!
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I ate mine.
You're gonna ruin this!
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How often do boat parties come
around and with hot mainline
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women? This is a classy event.
It took me hours to get us
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invited to this.
Oh-oh! There's the boat.
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Goddamn it! We missed it. Aw!
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This is great! This is exactly
what I was worried about!
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Great, guys. Way to go.
You know what? Screw it.
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I'm going in.
What-what are you talking
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talking about?
We're going in.
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Not in the water?
Yes, we're going in the wa...
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Look, guys, this car was built
for this, okay?
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It's got air intake valves.
This is precision British land-
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to-sea craftsmanship at work.
We're going in.
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We're not missing that boat.
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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What have we become?
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I mean, we have literally and
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figuratively missed the boat.
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I used to be a cool guy, right?
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With a cool car hanging out all
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the time.
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And now I'm a... what am I?
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I'm a chauffeur to a bunch of
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worm-sucking idiots!
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You? What about me?
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I used to be a party boy who
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banged chicks all the time.
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You guys remember?
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But no one was ever good enough
for you, dude.
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So, I got self-conscious and
I stopped-- because of you, I
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changed who I am at my core!
Mac, Mac, that is not what
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happened, okay?
You are completely delusional.
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I mean, and by the way, all of
us have become so goddamn weird.
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I think we're just hitting
our stride.
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Oh, you think we're "hitting
our stride," Frank, really?
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Yeah!
'Cause Dee's in a goddamn
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costume every other day.
As a matter of fact, we all are.
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I think we have more costumes in
the bar than we do kegs.
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I mean, what, what if I said I
wanted to become a man cheetah
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right now, what would you do?
I'd go get the spots.
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He's got spots!
Why do you have spots?
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You shouldn't have spots.
That's absurd, man.
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That's absurd. You know what?
I actually, I blame you for most
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of this.
Me?
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Yeah, because you came in
here with your endless goddamn
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supply of money and financed all
this bizarre behavior!
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You were plenty weird before me.
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What about the underage
drinking scheme?
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I wasn't even here for that.
But that made sense, Frank.
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It worked.
You know what? I got to get
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away from you people.
That's what it is.
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I-I-I-I fly off the handle every
five seconds now.
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You know what?
I got to get away from you
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people-- you're all insane.
I'm storming out!
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What? Don't copy me!
I'm the one who's angry.
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Goddamn it!
You don't storm out on me.
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I storm out on you.
I'm the one who storms out!
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I'm the one who... Oh, oh, oh!
Yeah, no, no. Okay.
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You know what? Yeah.
That's fine. Storm out.
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Get angry.
You guys be that guy 'cause I'm
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not gonna be that guy anymore.
I'm not gonna get angry
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and shit.
I'm gonna cool off.
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I'm gonna go back to being what
I was before.
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A cool guy who just hangs out
and has a cool car.
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So, I'm not gonna storm out, but
I am gonna leave.
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I'm gonna... leave casually.
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You want to get lunch?
Sure.
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Yeah?
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When was the last time, like,
just you and me went out to eat?
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It's been a while, right?
By ourselves?
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Yeah.
I don't even know.
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It's nice to go to a diner,
too, you know?
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Like, I like diners.
Yes.
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I appreciate a menu with
pictures.
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It makes it easier.
It's like sometimes those
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guys make me do things that
aren't really me, you know?
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Yeah.
Like, okay, like, I kind of
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feel compelled to call you a
bird right now and throw my
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glass of water in your face.
Right.
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But, uh, you know, I'm
realizing that I only do that
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stuff 'cause I don't want the
guys to do it to me first, you
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know what I mean?
Of course I do.
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You know what I was about to do?
Pretend that I had to go to the
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bathroom and then I was gonna
sneak out the window and just
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get out of here 'cause I was
afraid you were gonna do that to
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me first.
Oh, right, right, right.
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Isn't that weird?
I was, though.
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Oh.
Yeah, yeah. But again, I
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think it was... 'cause, like,
that's what the guys would've
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done and...
It's the peer pressure thing
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from those guys.
Right. Okay. Well, forget the
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the guys today, right?
They're not here. So, um...
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Yeah.
Like, what do you want to do?
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Uh, let's see.
I'd like to order my food in a
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German accent.
Right, right. Okay, cool.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Why?
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I guess that's just... I put
all these expectations on myself
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to be funny all the time.
You know? Because that's what
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people have come to expect
from me.
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But that's not fair.
It's too much pressure for me.
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Yeah, right.
No, I don't think anyone
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expects that at all.
Wait, what about you?
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What do you want to do?
Okay, uh, well, I would like
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to get a chicken sandwich, but,
uh, but I think I want to get
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the beak on the side?
Mm.
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Frank's always making me eat
it first and frankly I'd rather
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it last if I'm gonna have to eat
it all...
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Ooh, I can help you here.
Instead of eating it last, you
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don't have to eat beak at all.
Oh!
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Ready to order?
Ooh!
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- Yeah.
- Ja, vell,
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uh, I vould like ze...
I'm sorry.
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I would like a chicken sandwich,
please.
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Okay. And you?
Beak!
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No!
No.
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No.
Regular chicken sandwich.
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That's it?
That's it for him.
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Okay.
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You did it! You did it.
God, I really wanted to
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say it!
I saw that you wanted to say
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it badly.
Yeah, all right, well, this
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is good.
This is great. This...
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I'm very proud of you.
This is very good. All right.
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Look at us! Cheers!
Yeah.
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No beak.
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Bob, I want to thank you for
answering my ad so quickly.
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Well, I really needed a car
and I always wanted a Range
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Rover.
Yeah, well...
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Hey, I got to tell you, though.
This is not just a car.
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This is a lifestyle.
This is an Eddie Bauer edition.
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Tortoise-shell interior,
super-charged twin cam, European
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luxury sports utility vehicle,
my friend.
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Wow!
Yeah! It's a classic, okay?
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The only reason I'm giving her
up is 'cause I'm ready
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to turn a page.
Yeah.
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I'm thinking about getting an
Alfa Romeo, what do you think?
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Two seats-- me and a babe.
You like babes, Bob?
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Oh, yeah, sure!
Yeah! Who doesn't like babes?
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Yeah, yeah. It's a wonderful
machine.
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I used it to traverse the plains
the Serengeti of my life.
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Now, I want that for you, Bob.
There she is.
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I'm sorry.
Are you talking about the car in
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the river?
Yeah. Well, it's an
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amphibious exploring vehicle,
so...
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You-you think you can pull it
out of the river?
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No, no! What fun would that
be, right?
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That's not my job.
That's your job.
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I don't want to take that
from you.
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You're gonna love it.
Yeah, right, but I just, I
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didn't bring a change of clothes
or anything.
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That's really not my fault,
is it?
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Yeah, I got to say, uh, your
line of questioning's starting
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to, it's starting to annoy me.
Oh, no, I'm sorry.
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I just, you know, I thought I
was gonna see a car on land.
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You being cute right now?
No.
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Is that what's happening?
I'm not being cute.
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And no sale! How about that?
'Cause you don't deserve the
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car.
The car has spoken, I have
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spoken.
You obviously don't get what's
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happening here.
So, be gone with you!
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All right.
There's that anger coming up
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again.
I'm getting weird and arch.
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But that's the gang's fault.
That-that's not me.
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I'm fine, see? I'm...
I'm calm, man.
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I'm cool as a cucumber.
It's all good. It's all good.
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Talking to myself, but that's
just 'cause I, you know, I've
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got shit to say, you know?
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♪ Uh-huh, this my shit
All the girls stomp your feet
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like this... ♪
Hey!
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Hey, I'm Mac, former party boy.
Looking to get back into the
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party-boy scene.
You want me to milk your
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adrenal gland?
You'll go berserk.
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Heh? No?
That's all right.
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Love you anyway.
I'm gonna find that ass to
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crotch.
♪ Oh, Mac
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I still
Got the moves... ♪
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Forget it, Frank.
You're acting like it's 2006.
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Hey, listen, the hell with
Dennis.
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Don't let him screw up a good
thing that we got.
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Come on, we'll start our own
crew.
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Beat it, jabroni.
Hey, look at that.
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What?
Oh, that?
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Is that what you want?
I can get you all that you want.
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Maybe I've been thinking
about this all wrong.
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You know, man?
Maybe I've been lying to myself
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all these years.
Maybe that's what I need.
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Well, we've always known that.
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Party boy coming your way.
Guys, we did it.
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We did it.
Opened a bar.
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Hey, gang.
Frank.
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Oh, hello.
I just parted ways with my
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old crew, and I'm looking for
a new one.
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I'm a financier... of fun things
like schemes and pranks and
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such.
You got anything?
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You interested?
What?
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Uh, what are you celebrating?
Uh, we-we just bought a bar
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together.
You just bought a bar?
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That is fantastic.
That's perfect.
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Next round's on me.
Uh, thank you.
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Awesome.
Cheers!
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Mac and Dennis aren't here.
They're not gonna ridicule us.
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We get to just pick whatever we
want to do.
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Well, you know I like making
music.
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Yeah, and I like listening to
it, but it hasn't really ever
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gotten us anywhere in the past,
so, well, what about poetry?
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I like poetry, but only if
it's def.
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Def Poetry.
Yeah, like Def Poetry slams.
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Those are awesome.
Yeah.
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I love that.
What happened to that?
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I don't know. Did people just
stop thinking they were cool?
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That's crazy. Black people
don't do stuff that's not cool.
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Yeah, so...
He doesn't deserve the car,
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and that's the plain and simple
of it.
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Are you crying?
No, I wasn't...
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It's humid outside, all right?
That-that's why they're moist...
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I don't have to explain myself
to a worm-sucking idiot.
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Dee, where's the computer?
I thought you were gonna try
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and control your rage.
This is irritation, okay?
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There's a difference.
And why are you irritated?
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I'm irritated because I'm
having trouble finding a proper
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buyer for the Range Rover.
I need to create a new ad to
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attract an appropriate buyer,
all right?
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Not some asshole who's got
a problem with the car
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being in a river.
It's awesome that the car is in
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a river.
I need someone who can see that.
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Arrogance, vanity-- all over.
He's underwater, like a Range
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Rover.
I'm sorry, what is this?
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What are you doing?
Def Poetry.
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Don't do that.
Makeup... smearin'.
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No power steerin'.
He be talkin', but we don't
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be hearin'.
I command you to stop.
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Speaks like Zeus.
Smells like poops.
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Rage all over from his head
down to his shoes.
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Zeus, poops and shoes?
Guys, you suck at Def Poetry.
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You know what?
Announcement-- I have an
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announcement to make, all right?
Thank you for gathering for me.
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I'm wearing a mesh shirt, and
it's totally sweet.
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You guys probably want me to
burn it, but I won't, all right?
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Now, I like this choice.
I like the choices I've made.
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I like who I am, all right?
But I realize I've been lying to
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myself over the past few years.
And I'm done lying, okay?
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And I found someone who's gonna
allow me to be me.
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Okay, good.
Oh, good, all right, yeah.
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Great. Finally. Yes.
Let's do this.
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That all makes sense.
Let's get this over with.
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We're ready.
Let's talk about this.
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Yeah. Yes! Guys, I'd like you
to meet the love of my life,
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Dusty.
Come on in, Dusty.
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Why did I have to wait in
the hall?
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Oh, I was doing a thing for
my friends.
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No, no, no, Dusty's a man.
Where is Dusty?
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No, Dusty is a... woman.
Why would you think...?
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Oh, because of the name.
No, no, she's called Dusty
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because she's really into angel
dust.
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I am super into angel dust.
Does she have a dick?
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Why would you think she has
a dick?
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Come on, what-what was that
whole speech about, then?
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Oh, well, the last few years,
I've been settling for fives,
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you know, and I've been giving
you the tens, okay?
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00:11:00,125 --> 00:11:02,485
But then I realized, you know
what, I can be a ten guy, too.
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I saw a ten, I went after a ten,
and I got a ten.
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Let's go, Dusty.
We don't need these turkeys.
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I'm gonna go slam ass.
I'm gonna go bang this chick.
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What the hell is this?
Anger... bubbling like a pot.
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Gettin' hot.
Gonna explode like a bomb
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in a toad.
You mark my words.
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If you decide to get into Def
Poetry, you are going to fail
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and bomb and gag and fail and
bomb.
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It's... that's just... you know,
but I don't care, man.
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That's cool.
Do whatever you want, man.
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I-I'm a cool guy now, so... I'm
gonna grab this laptop, I'm
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gonna go make a new ad for my
awesome Range Rover, which I'm
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gonna sell, and then I'm gonna
get myself an Alfa Romeo.
287
00:11:43,719 --> 00:11:46,004
You know?
Just me and a babe.
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Just me and a babe.
So, you guys do whatever you
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want.
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Do you like it?
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Why would you say that?
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I'm just kidding.
Guys, guys, guys, I got news.
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00:12:02,354 --> 00:12:04,605
I got terrible news.
Wait, dude, do I...?
294
00:12:04,740 --> 00:12:07,025
Oh, oh, yeah. Hey.
You're the... you're that guy
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from the other night.
I didn't... I didn't recognize
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you without the hairpiece.
This is awful.
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00:12:11,864 --> 00:12:14,115
There's a Jew trying to buy us
out of everything.
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You want to get him back?
What are you... what are you
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00:12:16,502 --> 00:12:18,703
talking about?
I don't know.
300
00:12:18,871 --> 00:12:21,706
W-Well, I'm not usually the idea
man; I'm the money man.
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00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:24,542
Okay, don't worry about it.
What we'll do is we'll have a
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00:12:24,676 --> 00:12:26,761
beer, and then we'll come up
with something.
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00:12:26,879 --> 00:12:28,963
Okay. You know, we really
appreciated the drinks the other
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00:12:29,098 --> 00:12:31,382
night, but we... we've got to
get to work.
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00:12:31,550 --> 00:12:35,103
You got to get a ferret down
in the basement, because Charlie
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00:12:35,220 --> 00:12:38,222
says ferrets scare the shit out
of rats.
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00:12:38,357 --> 00:12:40,224
What are you talking about?
What is... what is... who...
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00:12:40,359 --> 00:12:42,610
who is Charlie?
You're Charlie.
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00:12:42,728 --> 00:12:44,979
No, you're too tall.
By any chance, do you have
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homosexual tendencies?
You... you could be Dee, but
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you're smaller.
You got a better body, I think.
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00:12:50,519 --> 00:12:53,104
You-- I don't know... I don't
know who the hell you are,
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'cause we didn't have a black.
Sir, you got to get out of
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here.
Oh. Oh, I get it.
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00:12:58,527 --> 00:13:01,195
I get it.
I got to prove myself, right?
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00:13:01,363 --> 00:13:03,864
Okay, I get it.
I'm gonna get to work, and I'll
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00:13:03,999 --> 00:13:06,699
make it really happen, and this
is so exciting.
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00:13:06,819 --> 00:13:08,765
You guys, this is gonna be
great.
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Our thinking: clear.
Our rhymes: no fear.
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00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:19,714
Our words, our passion that
flows like beer.
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00:13:19,848 --> 00:13:22,099
Misery!
Chains.
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00:13:22,217 --> 00:13:23,459
Thunder.
Rain.
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00:13:23,579 --> 00:13:26,554
We're chasing the dragon.
We're chasing our pain.
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00:13:26,688 --> 00:13:30,224
Now, stop, breathe.
Unbroken.
325
00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:35,479
You're free.
326
00:13:35,614 --> 00:13:37,231
Shit, that's def.
That's super def right there.
327
00:13:37,365 --> 00:13:38,783
Oh, shit, that was the deffest.
328
00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:40,484
Hey, here's a crazy idea.
Hmm?
329
00:13:40,619 --> 00:13:42,659
Why don't we run out, go to
an open-mic night, like,
330
00:13:42,704 --> 00:13:44,071
right now?
Right now?
331
00:13:44,206 --> 00:13:45,239
Yeah, Dee.
I'm scared.
332
00:13:45,407 --> 00:13:47,408
No, I know, but look, without
Mac and Dennis, like, constantly
333
00:13:47,542 --> 00:13:49,143
coming down on us, you're not
gonna bomb.
334
00:13:49,244 --> 00:13:50,961
You're gonna do great.
You know, I-I just feel like I'm
335
00:13:51,079 --> 00:13:53,247
feeling something.
I'm totally feeling it.
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00:13:53,381 --> 00:13:54,982
Something, like, crazy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
337
00:13:55,083 --> 00:13:56,917
I guess we make a really good...
make a really good team.
338
00:13:57,052 --> 00:13:58,419
We do make a really good team.
339
00:13:58,553 --> 00:14:00,337
You're calming me down, and
we're good at this together.
340
00:14:00,472 --> 00:14:02,673
Cool, cool. All right.
Let's do it. That's great.
341
00:14:02,808 --> 00:14:04,592
Let's go to it.
342
00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:16,687
Oh, shit.
Whoops!
343
00:14:20,275 --> 00:14:22,193
Just kidding.
344
00:14:22,327 --> 00:14:25,079
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
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00:14:39,242 --> 00:14:40,514
Great crowd, huh?
346
00:14:40,616 --> 00:14:42,784
Yeah, big night!
Hey-o!
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00:14:42,951 --> 00:14:45,169
Beer me.
What a crowd, huh?
348
00:14:45,287 --> 00:14:47,338
Oh. Hi.
Uh, yeah.
349
00:14:47,456 --> 00:14:49,290
It's-it's good.
It's busy.
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00:14:49,425 --> 00:14:51,959
You're welcome.
Wait, you brought all these
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00:14:52,094 --> 00:14:54,512
people here?
I bought them all fake I.D.s.
352
00:14:54,630 --> 00:14:57,215
Huh?
Yeah. These are all underage
353
00:14:57,349 --> 00:14:59,133
kids-- tweens and such.
354
00:15:01,353 --> 00:15:03,638
I never got to do that scheme.
Why?
355
00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:06,307
Why-why would you do this?
I don't know why they did it.
356
00:15:06,442 --> 00:15:10,311
They must've had a good reason.
Oh, also, I let a ferret loose
357
00:15:10,479 --> 00:15:12,313
in here and called the health
inspector.
358
00:15:12,481 --> 00:15:14,649
What?! Why?!
So you could do the thing,
359
00:15:14,817 --> 00:15:18,486
you know... snap to.
You better do it quick, too.
360
00:15:18,654 --> 00:15:20,455
That kid looks sick as hell.
361
00:15:27,496 --> 00:15:31,716
Excuse me.
Hi.
362
00:15:31,834 --> 00:15:34,669
You guys selling the car?
Uh, yeah.
363
00:15:34,837 --> 00:15:36,387
- Yes.
- Hi.
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00:15:36,505 --> 00:15:38,339
Hi.
Yeah, I, uh, might like to buy
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00:15:38,474 --> 00:15:39,891
it.
What do you want for it?
366
00:15:40,008 --> 00:15:41,676
Well, I was thinking
somewhere in the ballpark of the
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00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:44,846
original price, but, uh...
considering the circumstances,
368
00:15:45,013 --> 00:15:46,764
I'm open to a reasonable
discussion.
369
00:15:46,899 --> 00:15:48,850
All right.
I mean, it is an amphibious
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00:15:49,017 --> 00:15:51,436
exploring vehicle, so it should
be fine, right?
371
00:15:51,570 --> 00:15:54,605
Yes.
Yes, absolutely.
372
00:15:54,740 --> 00:15:56,441
It's nice to talk to a
reasonable man.
373
00:15:56,575 --> 00:15:59,527
Now, are you a sportsman?
374
00:15:59,661 --> 00:16:01,446
Because you look very fit.
Oh, I ski.
375
00:16:01,580 --> 00:16:03,614
You ski?
Oh, excellent.
376
00:16:03,749 --> 00:16:06,250
Love skiing.
Yeah. Do you travel a lot?
377
00:16:06,368 --> 00:16:08,586
For work, yeah.
Europe? Eastern Europe?
378
00:16:08,704 --> 00:16:11,289
Ah, all over, really.
And I assume you'll be taking
379
00:16:11,423 --> 00:16:14,592
the car with you on these trips?
Me? Oh, no.
380
00:16:14,710 --> 00:16:16,711
No, no, no.
I'm-I'm looking for something
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00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:18,629
for my daughter.
382
00:16:21,216 --> 00:16:22,967
Your daughter?
Yeah.
383
00:16:23,101 --> 00:16:27,355
You know, safe, slow vehicle.
Good starter car.
384
00:16:29,558 --> 00:16:31,392
Starter car.
That's right.
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00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:33,361
Mm.
386
00:16:34,563 --> 00:16:37,565
I have contained my rage for
as long as possible, but I shall
387
00:16:37,733 --> 00:16:42,286
unleash my fury upon you like
the crossing of a thousand
388
00:16:42,404 --> 00:16:44,322
waves!
Begone, vile man!
389
00:16:44,456 --> 00:16:47,124
Begone from me!
A starter car?!
390
00:16:47,242 --> 00:16:50,995
This car is a finisher car!
A transporter of gods!
391
00:16:51,129 --> 00:16:55,333
The golden god!
I am untethered and my rage
392
00:16:55,467 --> 00:16:57,668
knows no bounds!
393
00:17:06,451 --> 00:17:08,736
Well, we're gonna figure this
out.
394
00:17:08,870 --> 00:17:11,122
I know.
We're gonna, we're gonna...
395
00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:15,790
Hey! What's up, bitches?
I'm a man cheetah.
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00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:18,195
You want to do something with
this?
397
00:17:18,363 --> 00:17:19,663
We lost it.
398
00:17:19,903 --> 00:17:22,188
We lost our bar.
Huh?
399
00:17:22,322 --> 00:17:24,574
Yeah. The health inspector
called the police, man.
400
00:17:24,691 --> 00:17:26,776
The control board pulled our
liquor license.
401
00:17:26,910 --> 00:17:30,363
And we got a $75,000 fine for
serving minors.
402
00:17:30,531 --> 00:17:32,782
Well, uh, the other crew
always had something up their
403
00:17:32,916 --> 00:17:35,201
sleeve.
I got an idea.
404
00:17:35,335 --> 00:17:37,537
We don't want to hear your
ideas.
405
00:17:37,704 --> 00:17:42,792
This is all your fault.
No... well, wait, Kelly.
406
00:17:42,926 --> 00:17:45,211
Maybe he can help us.
It sounds like he's used to this
407
00:17:45,345 --> 00:17:47,597
kind of thing.
Really?
408
00:17:47,714 --> 00:17:49,966
Yeah, that-that's true.
He got us into this mess.
409
00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:52,841
Maybe he can get us out of it.
Okay, old man.
410
00:17:52,961 --> 00:17:57,223
What's your plan?
What?
411
00:18:03,230 --> 00:18:05,565
Can I, um...?
What?
412
00:18:05,699 --> 00:18:07,950
No.
There's a beer I want to...
413
00:18:08,068 --> 00:18:10,319
Oh.
So, you know, just... all
414
00:18:10,454 --> 00:18:12,655
right?
Yeah, I'm s... sorry.
415
00:18:12,789 --> 00:18:14,549
Okay. Do you want one, or...?
No. I... don't.
416
00:18:14,625 --> 00:18:15,825
All right. Good.
No.
417
00:18:20,380 --> 00:18:22,632
Is it cold in here?
I'm not a thermostat, so...
418
00:18:22,749 --> 00:18:24,800
Okay. I'm sorry.
Okay, all right, all right,
419
00:18:24,918 --> 00:18:26,878
listen-- I want things to go
back to normal, okay?
420
00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:28,754
I don't like the way things have
become, and I want them to go
421
00:18:28,889 --> 00:18:30,756
back to the way they were.
Listen up. I want things to
422
00:18:30,891 --> 00:18:32,851
go back to normal.
I don't like the way things are
423
00:18:32,893 --> 00:18:34,927
going.
I want 'em to go back to normal.
424
00:18:35,095 --> 00:18:36,979
What the hell are you doing,
man?
425
00:18:37,097 --> 00:18:38,764
I'm storming in.
I was storming in...
426
00:18:38,899 --> 00:18:40,433
What, are you a man cheetah?
Yeah.
427
00:18:40,567 --> 00:18:41,934
Cool.
You like it?
428
00:18:42,102 --> 00:18:43,186
Yes.
All right. Good.
429
00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:45,104
All right, come on, let's...
I can't do this anymore.
430
00:18:45,272 --> 00:18:46,989
That last crew sucked on ice.
Okay, look, I like the man
431
00:18:47,107 --> 00:18:48,491
cheetah thing.
I want to go back to doing shit
432
00:18:48,609 --> 00:18:49,692
like this.
Are you guys on board?
433
00:18:49,826 --> 00:18:51,110
I want to go back to the way
things were.
434
00:18:51,245 --> 00:18:52,361
Oh, yeah, I mean,
we definitely...
435
00:18:52,496 --> 00:18:53,829
Definitely want things to be
normal again.
436
00:18:53,947 --> 00:18:55,531
We should go back in time.
Can we go way back in time?
437
00:18:55,666 --> 00:18:57,450
Can we go back a lot?
Okay, did you bomb and fail
438
00:18:57,584 --> 00:18:58,701
and bomb, just like I knew
you would?
439
00:18:58,835 --> 00:19:00,436
He did. He did.
Oh, yes, yeah, that's all
440
00:19:00,454 --> 00:19:02,038
that happened, and nothing
else happened other than that.
441
00:19:02,172 --> 00:19:03,612
There was a poetry thing.
It was bad.
442
00:19:03,624 --> 00:19:05,007
It was really bad poetry,
and... shut up, bird!
443
00:19:05,125 --> 00:19:07,210
You shut up! You can't read!
444
00:19:07,344 --> 00:19:09,212
Okay, this is good, all
right. Yeah, yeah.
445
00:19:09,346 --> 00:19:11,347
Yeah, hey.
Okay, this is good, this is
446
00:19:11,465 --> 00:19:13,349
good. So we're all in agreement?
Frank, pay to get my car out of
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00:19:13,467 --> 00:19:15,801
the river.
Yes. Done.
448
00:19:15,936 --> 00:19:17,970
All right.
449
00:19:18,138 --> 00:19:19,972
Aah, shit, that's starting
again.
450
00:19:20,107 --> 00:19:21,891
Right, yeah, you know what?
Mac's not gonna want to go back
451
00:19:22,025 --> 00:19:23,476
to normal.
He's been banging that hot chick
452
00:19:23,610 --> 00:19:25,311
in the back office all day.
No, I don't like this, okay?
453
00:19:25,479 --> 00:19:27,647
It's unnatural, and I won't
have it.
454
00:19:27,814 --> 00:19:29,699
I'm putting an end to this right
now-- we're going back to
455
00:19:29,816 --> 00:19:31,734
normal, yeah?
Yeah, you like it?
456
00:19:31,868 --> 00:19:33,819
You know what...?
457
00:19:33,987 --> 00:19:35,488
What the hell's going on
in here?
458
00:19:35,622 --> 00:19:38,882
What is this?
Oh, we totally just banged or whatever.
459
00:19:39,020 --> 00:19:41,104
You're fully clothed, Mac.
460
00:19:41,239 --> 00:19:43,609
Have you been pretending to bang
this chick the entire time?
461
00:19:44,657 --> 00:19:45,530
No.
462
00:19:45,650 --> 00:19:47,417
He can't even get it up with me.
463
00:19:47,537 --> 00:19:49,550
What? That's because
she's not even that hot.
464
00:19:49,670 --> 00:19:50,997
She is very hot.
465
00:19:51,117 --> 00:19:53,638
I don't know, I'm not even feeling that.
466
00:19:53,758 --> 00:19:55,609
Can I get my angel dust now?
467
00:20:04,219 --> 00:20:05,712
Okay.
468
00:20:06,656 --> 00:20:09,945
Jesus Christ, dude.
469
00:20:10,065 --> 00:20:12,838
Come on, buddy, you don't have to...
470
00:20:12,958 --> 00:20:17,924
Guys, listen, it's fine.
It's all good, Mac.
471
00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:19,711
Do you want to go back
to the way things were?
472
00:20:19,831 --> 00:20:21,607
We don't ask questions,
you just go about your business?
473
00:20:21,727 --> 00:20:23,741
Yeah.
Done.
474
00:20:24,459 --> 00:20:26,213
I was hoping this day would come.
475
00:20:26,333 --> 00:20:29,771
I saved a special surprise for us.
476
00:20:29,891 --> 00:20:32,353
Is he a man cheetah? Awesome.
Yeah.
477
00:20:32,473 --> 00:20:33,547
Why, cool.
478
00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:35,010
Who wants rum ham?
479
00:20:37,535 --> 00:20:48,688
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