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Ripped By mstoll
Happy New Year 2016 - New Year, New Color ;-)
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♪♪ [Pop]
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[Mac]
Turn this up. This is my jam.
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[Dennis]
Shit! Did I miss the turn?
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[Mac]
Yeah, I think it was back there.
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Come on, man. You better hurry up
or we're gonna miss that boat.
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Well, don't blame me. It took Dee a goddamn
hour to get dressed like a man.
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[Scottish Accent]
Nah. Captain Barnacle.
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It's a great new character
I'm working on. Arr!
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- Give me another worm, Charlie.
- All right, coming up.
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- You want rum or julep? That's a rum one.
- I'll take the rum one.
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You guys brought worms in here?
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Well, we kind of soaked them in alcohol...
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and you suck the alcohol off of them.
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- Ah.
- I ate mine.
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You're gonna ruin this!
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How often do boat parties
come around, and with hot Main Line women?
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This is a classy event.
It took me hours to get us invited to this.
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- [Dee] Uh-oh! There's the boat.
- Ah... Aaah!
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[Dennis]
Goddamn it! We missed it.
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Aw, this is great.
This is exactly what I was worried about.
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Great, guys. Way to go.
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You know what?
Screw it. I'm going in.
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- What?
- Wh-What are you talking about?
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- We're going in.
- Not in the water?
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Yes, we're going in the wa...
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Look, guys, this
car was built for this, okay?
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It's got air intake valves.
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This is precision British land-to-sea
craftsmanship at work.
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We're going in.
We are not missing that boat.
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[Woman]
♪ I ain't no hollaback girl ♪
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What have we become?
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I mean, we have literally
and figuratively missed the boat.
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I-I used to be a cool guy, right?
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With a cool car, hanging out all the time.
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And now I'm a... What am I?
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I'm a chauffeur to a bunch
of worm-sucking idiots!
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You? What about me?
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I used to be a party boy
who banged chicks all the time.
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You guys remember.
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But no one was
ever good enough for you, dude.
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So I got self-conscious and I stopped.
Because of you, I changed who I am at my core!
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Mac... Mac, that is not what happened, okay?
You are completely delusional.
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I mean, by the way,
all of us have become so goddamn weird.
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I think we're just hitting our stride.
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- Oh, you think we're "hitting our
stride," Frank? Really? - Yeah!
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'Cause Dee's in a goddamn costume every
other day. As a matter of fact, we all are.
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I think we have more
costumes in the bar than we do kegs.
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I mean, what-what if I said I wanted to become
a man-cheetah right now? What would you do?
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- I'd go get the spots.
- He's got spots!
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Why do you have spots? You shouldn't have
spots. That's absurd, man.
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That's absurd.
You know what? I actually...
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- I blame you for most of this.
- Me?
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Yeah, because you came in here with your
endless goddamn supply of money...
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and financed all this bizarre behavior.
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You were plenty weird before me.
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What about the underage drinking scheme?
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I wasn't even here for that.
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But that made sense, Frank.
It worked.
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You know what?
I gotta get away from you people.
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That's what it is. I-I-I fly off the handle
every five seconds now.
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You know what?
I gotta get away from you people.
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You're all insane! I'm storming out.
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What? Don't copy me.
I'm the one who's angry. Goddamn it!
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You don't storm out on me.
I storm out on you.
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I'm the one who storms out!
I'm the one who... Oh, oh, oh!
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Yeah, no, no.
Okay. You know what?
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Yeah, that's fine.
Storm out. Get angry.
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You guys be that guy,
'cause I'm not gonna be that guy anymore.
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I'm not gonna get angry and shit.
I'm gonna cool off.
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I'm gonna go back
to being what I was before.
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A cool guy who just hangs out
and has a cool car.
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So I'm not gonna storm out,
but I am gonna leave.
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I'm gonna... leave casually.
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- [Door Opens, Closes]
- You want to get lunch?
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- Sure.
- Yeah?
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When was the last time, like...
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just you and me went out to eat?
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- It's been a while, right?
- By ourselves?
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- Yeah.
- I don't even know.
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It's nice to go to a diner too, you know?
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- Like, I like diners.
- Yes.
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- I appreciate a menu with pictures.
- It makes it easier.
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It's like, sometimes
those guys make me do things...
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- that aren't really me, you know, like...
- Yeah.
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Okay. I kind of feel compelled
to call you a bird right now...
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- and throw my glass of water in your face.
- Right.
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But, uh, you know,
I'm realizing that I only do that stuff...
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'cause I don't want the guys
to do it to me first.
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You know what I was about to do?
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Pretend that I had to go to the bathroom.
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Then I was gonna sneak out the window
and get out of here...
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'cause I was afraid
you were gonna do that to me.
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- [Laughs] Right, right, right.
- Isn't that weird?
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- I was though. Yeah.
- Oh.
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Yeah. But again,
I think it was only 'cause...
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like, that's what
the guys would've done and...
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- It's the peer pressure thing from those guys.
- Yeah. Right.
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Okay. Well, forget the guys today, right?
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- They're not here. So, um...
- Yeah.
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- Like, what do you want to do?
- Uh, let's see.
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I'd like to order my food
in a German accent.
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- Right, right. Okay, cool.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- Why?
- I guess that's just...
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I-I put all these expectations on myself
to be funny all the time.
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You know? 'Cause that's
what people have come to expect from me.
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- Mmm. - But that's not fair.
It's too much pressure for me.
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Yeah, right. No, I don't think anyone
expects that at all.
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Well, what about you?
What do you want to do?
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Okay. Uh, well,
I would like to get a chicken sandwich...
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but, uh... but I think I wanna
get the beak on the side?
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- Mmm.
- Frank's always making me eat it first...
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and, frankly, I'd rather eat it last
if I'm gonna eat it at all.
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Ooh, I can help you here.
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Instead of eating it last,
you don't have to eat beak at all.
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- Oh!
- Ready to order?
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- [Dee] Ooh!
- Yeah.
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[German Accent]
Ja, well, uh, I would like the...
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[Normal Voice] I'm sorry. I would like
a chicken sandwich, please.
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Okay. And you?
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- Beak! No.
- No!
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No.
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- [Inhales] R-Regular chicken sandwich.
- That's it?
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- That's it for him.
- Okay.
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- [Exhales, Laughs]
- You did it!
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- [Laughing] You did it.
- God, I really wanted to say it.
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- I saw that you wanted to say it badly.
- Yeah, yeah.
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- All right, well, this is good.
- This is great.
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- I'm very proud of you.
- This is really good. All right.
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Look at us! Cheers!
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Yeah. No beak.
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[Chuckles] Bob, I want to thank you for
answering my ad so quickly.
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Well, I really needed a car,
and I always wanted a Range Rover.
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[Chuckling]
Yeah, well. Hey, I gotta tell you though.
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This is not just a car. This is a lifestyle.
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This is an Eddie Bauer edition.
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Tortoiseshell interior,
supercharged twin cam...
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European luxury sports-utility vehicle,
my friend.
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- Wow.
- Yeah. It's a classic, okay?
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The only reason I'm giving her up is 'cause
I'm ready to turn a page.
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- Yeah. - I'm thinking about getting
an Alfa Romeo. What do you think?
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Two seats.
Me and a babe. You like babes, Bob?
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- Oh, yeah, sure!
- Yeah!
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Who doesn't like babes? Yeah.
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Yeah, it's a wonderful machine.
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I used it to traverse
the plains of the Serengeti of my life.
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And now I want that for you, Bob.
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There she is.
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I'm sorry. Are you t-talking about
the car in the river?
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Yeah. Well, it's an amphibious
exploring vehicle, so...
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[Clicks Tongue]
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You-You think you can pull it
out of the river?
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No, no. What fun would that be?
That's not my job. That's your job.
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I don't want to take that from you.
You're gonna love it.
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Yeah, right, but I just... I didn't bring a
change of clothes or anything.
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That's not really my fault, is it?
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You know, I gotta say, uh,
your line of questioning's starting to...
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starting to annoy me.
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Oh, no, I'm sorry. I just, you know, I
thought I was gonna see a car on land.
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- You being cute right now? Is
that what's happening? - No.
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- I'm not being cute.
- Then no sale! How about that?
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'Cause you don't deserve
the car. The car has spoken. I have spoken.
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You obviously don't get
what's happening here.
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So be gone with you!
[Scoffs]
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All right.
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There's that anger coming up again.
I'm getting weird and arch.
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But that's the gang's fault.
That's-That's not me. I'm fine, see?
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I'm...
I'm calm, man. I'm cool as a cucumber.
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It's all good. It's all good.
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Talking to myself. But that's just 'cause
I-I've got shit to say, you know?
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[Woman] ♪ Uh-huh This my shit ♪
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♪ All the girls,
stomp your feet like this ♪
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Oh, hey!
Hey, I'm Mac, former party boy.
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Looking to get back
into the party-boy scene.
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You want me to milk your adrenal gland?
You'll go berserk.
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Eh? No?
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That's all right. Ugly anyway.
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You're gonna find that ass to crush.
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- [Exhaling]
- [Frank] Yoo-hoo, Mac.
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♪ I still
got the moves ♪
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Beat it, Frank.
You're acting like it's 2006.
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Hey, listen, the hell with Dennis.
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Don't let him screw up
a good thing that we got.
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Come on,
we'll start our own crew.
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Beat it, Jabroni. Hey, look at that.
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Hmm?
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What? Oh, that? Is that what you want?
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I can get you all that you want.
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Maybe I've been thinking
about this all wrong. You know, man?
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Maybe I've been lying to myself
all these years.
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Maybe that's what I need.
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Well, we've always known that.
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Party boy, coming your way.
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- Guys...
- We did it. [Laughs]
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We did it. Opened a bar.
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- Hey, gang.
- We pulled it off.
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- Frank.
- Oh, hello.
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I just parted ways with my old crew, and
I'm looking for a new one.
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I'm a financier.
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Of fun things,
like schemes and pranks and such.
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You got anything? You interested?
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What?
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Uh, what are you celebrating?
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Uh, we-we just bought a bar together.
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- You just bought a bar?
- Yeah.
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- That is fantastic.
- [Laughs]
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- That's perfect.
- Thanks.
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Next round's on me.
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- Uh, thank you.
- Awesome.
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[Laughing]
Cheers!
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You know, Mac and Dennis aren't here.
They're not gonna ridicule us.
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We get to just pick whatever we want to do.
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Well, you know I like making music.
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Yeah, and I like listening to it...
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but i-it hasn't really
ever gotten us anywhere in the past.
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So, wh-what about poetry?
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I like poetry, but only if it's def.
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- Def poetry.
- Yeah, like def poetry slams.
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Those are awesome.
I love that. What happened to that?
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I don't know. Did people just stop
thinking they were cool?
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That's crazy.
Black people don't do stuff that's not cool.
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- Yeah, so...
- He doesn't deserve the car...
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and that's the plain and simple of it.
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- Are you crying?
- No, I wasn't...
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[Sighs] It's humid outside, all right?
That-That's why there's moist...
226
00:10:49,796 --> 00:10:52,822
I don't have to explain myself to a
worm-sucking idiot! Dee, where's the computer?
227
00:10:52,899 --> 00:10:54,924
I thought you were gonna try and
control your rage.
228
00:10:55,001 --> 00:10:56,764
This is irritation, okay?
There's a difference.
229
00:10:56,836 --> 00:10:58,531
- And why are you irritated?
- I'm irritated...
230
00:10:58,604 --> 00:11:01,004
because I'm having trouble
finding a proper buyer for the Range Rover.
231
00:11:01,074 --> 00:11:03,907
I need to create a new ad
to attract an appropriate buyer, all right?
232
00:11:03,977 --> 00:11:06,810
Not some asshole who's got
a problem with the car being in a river.
233
00:11:06,879 --> 00:11:09,973
It's awesome that the car is
in a river. I need someone who can see that.
234
00:11:10,049 --> 00:11:12,984
Arrogance, vanity, all over.
235
00:11:13,052 --> 00:11:15,953
He's underwater, like a Range Rover.
236
00:11:16,022 --> 00:11:17,546
I'm sorry, what is this? What are you doing?
237
00:11:17,623 --> 00:11:19,784
- Def poetry.
- Don't do that.
238
00:11:19,859 --> 00:11:21,759
Makeup smearin'.
239
00:11:21,828 --> 00:11:23,318
No power steerin'.
240
00:11:23,396 --> 00:11:26,559
He be talkin', but we don't be hearin'.
241
00:11:26,632 --> 00:11:28,395
I command you to stop.
242
00:11:28,468 --> 00:11:31,403
- Speaks like Zeus.
- Smells like poops.
243
00:11:31,471 --> 00:11:35,237
Rage all over from his head
down to his shoes.
244
00:11:35,308 --> 00:11:38,505
Zeus, poops and shoes?
245
00:11:38,578 --> 00:11:41,741
- Guys, you suck at def poetry. You know what?
- [Door Opens]
246
00:11:41,814 --> 00:11:43,577
Announcement. I have
an announcement to make, all right?
247
00:11:43,649 --> 00:11:45,139
Thank you for gathering for me.
248
00:11:45,218 --> 00:11:47,652
I'm wearing a mesh shirt,
and it's totally sweet.
249
00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:49,688
You guys probably want me
to burn it, but I won't.
250
00:11:49,756 --> 00:11:52,156
Now, I like this choice.
I like the choices I've made.
251
00:11:52,225 --> 00:11:55,194
I like who I am, all right?
252
00:11:55,261 --> 00:11:58,287
But I realize I've been
lying to myself over the past few years.
253
00:11:58,364 --> 00:12:02,357
And I'm done lying, okay? And I found
someone who's gonna allow me to be me.
254
00:12:02,435 --> 00:12:03,959
- Okay, good.
- Great! Finally.
255
00:12:04,037 --> 00:12:06,232
- Let's do this.
- That makes sense. Let's get this over with.
256
00:12:06,305 --> 00:12:07,795
- Let's talk about this.
- Yes!
257
00:12:07,874 --> 00:12:11,935
Guys, I'd like you to meet
the love of my life, Dusty.
258
00:12:12,011 --> 00:12:14,241
Come on in, Dusty.
259
00:12:14,313 --> 00:12:16,144
Why did I have to wait in the hall?
260
00:12:16,215 --> 00:12:18,046
Oh, I was doing a thing for my friends.
261
00:12:18,117 --> 00:12:19,948
No, no, no,
Dusty's a man. Where's Dusty?
262
00:12:20,019 --> 00:12:21,987
No, Dusty is a w-woman.
263
00:12:22,055 --> 00:12:24,649
Why would you think...
Oh! Because of the name.
264
00:12:24,724 --> 00:12:27,852
No, no, she's called Dusty
because she's really into angel dust.
265
00:12:27,927 --> 00:12:30,054
I am super into angel dust.
266
00:12:30,129 --> 00:12:32,063
- Does she have a dick?
- Why would you think she has a dick?
267
00:12:32,131 --> 00:12:33,792
Come on, wh-what was that
whole speech about then?
268
00:12:33,866 --> 00:12:35,629
Oh, well, the last few years...
269
00:12:35,701 --> 00:12:37,328
I've been settling for fives, you know...
270
00:12:37,403 --> 00:12:39,394
and I've been giving you the 10s, okay?
271
00:12:39,472 --> 00:12:41,599
But then I realized,
you know what? I can be a 10 guy too.
272
00:12:41,674 --> 00:12:44,768
I saw a 10,
I went after a 10, and I got a 10!
273
00:12:44,844 --> 00:12:46,607
Let's go, Dusty.
We don't need these turkeys.
274
00:12:46,679 --> 00:12:48,306
I'm gonna go slam ass.
275
00:12:49,649 --> 00:12:51,412
- I'm gonna go bang this chick.
- [Doors Close]
276
00:12:51,484 --> 00:12:54,749
- What the hell is this?
- Anger bubbling like a pot.
277
00:12:54,821 --> 00:12:57,221
- [Charlie] Gettin' hot.
- Gonna explode...
278
00:12:57,290 --> 00:12:59,383
like a bomb in a toad.
279
00:13:00,860 --> 00:13:03,192
You mark my words.
280
00:13:03,262 --> 00:13:06,823
If you decide to get into def poetry,
you are going to fail...
281
00:13:06,899 --> 00:13:09,367
and bomb and gag and fail and bomb.
282
00:13:09,435 --> 00:13:13,599
It's... That's just... You know, but I don't
care, man. That's cool.
283
00:13:13,673 --> 00:13:16,665
Do whatever you want, man.
I-I'm a cool guy now, so...
284
00:13:16,742 --> 00:13:19,176
I'm gonna grab this laptop.
I'm gonna go make a new ad...
285
00:13:19,245 --> 00:13:21,145
for my awesome Range Rover,
which I'm gonna sell...
286
00:13:21,214 --> 00:13:23,739
and then I'm gonna get myself an Alfa Romeo.
287
00:13:23,816 --> 00:13:25,784
You know? Just me and a babe.
288
00:13:25,852 --> 00:13:28,286
Just me and a babe.
So, you guys do whatever you want.
289
00:13:28,354 --> 00:13:31,346
- [Dusty Moaning]
- [Mac] You like it? Come on.
290
00:13:36,562 --> 00:13:38,257
- Why would you say that?
- [Laughing] I'm just kidding.
291
00:13:38,331 --> 00:13:41,323
Guys, guys, guys! I got news.
292
00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:43,129
I got terrible news.
293
00:13:43,202 --> 00:13:44,999
Wait, dude, do I... Oh... Oh, yeah.
294
00:13:45,071 --> 00:13:47,096
Hey. You're the...
You're that guy from the other night.
295
00:13:47,173 --> 00:13:48,663
- Oh!
- I didn't recognize you without the hairpiece.
296
00:13:48,741 --> 00:13:50,231
This is awful.
297
00:13:50,309 --> 00:13:53,278
There's a Jew trying to buy us
out of everything.
298
00:13:53,346 --> 00:13:54,836
You want to get him back?
299
00:13:54,914 --> 00:13:57,075
- What are you... What are you talking about?
- I don't know.
300
00:13:57,150 --> 00:14:00,779
W-Well, I'm not usually the idea man.
I'm the money man.
301
00:14:00,853 --> 00:14:02,821
Okay, don't worry about it.
302
00:14:02,889 --> 00:14:05,551
What we'll do is we'll have a beer, and then
we'll come up with something.
303
00:14:05,625 --> 00:14:08,389
Okay. You know, we really appreciated
the drinks the other night...
304
00:14:08,461 --> 00:14:10,190
but we-we've got to get to work.
305
00:14:10,263 --> 00:14:13,164
You gotta get a ferret
down in the basement...
306
00:14:13,232 --> 00:14:17,032
because Charlie says ferrets
scare the shit out of rats.
307
00:14:17,103 --> 00:14:20,300
What are you talking about?
What is... Wh-Who is Charlie?
308
00:14:20,373 --> 00:14:22,864
You're Charlie. No, you're too tall.
309
00:14:22,942 --> 00:14:26,400
By any chance,
do you have homosexual tendencies?
310
00:14:26,479 --> 00:14:29,471
For you,
you could be Dee, but you're smaller.
311
00:14:29,549 --> 00:14:31,244
You got a better body, I think.
312
00:14:31,317 --> 00:14:33,808
You, I don't know...
I don't know who the hell you are...
313
00:14:33,886 --> 00:14:35,945
- 'cause we didn't have a black.
- Sir...
314
00:14:36,022 --> 00:14:37,751
- Yeah?
- You got to get out of here.
315
00:14:37,823 --> 00:14:39,848
Oh! Oh, I get it.
316
00:14:39,926 --> 00:14:41,757
I get it.
I got to prove myself, right?
317
00:14:41,827 --> 00:14:43,692
[Chuckling]
Okay, I get it.
318
00:14:43,763 --> 00:14:47,494
I'm gonna get to work and I'll make it
really happen, and this is so exciting.
319
00:14:47,567 --> 00:14:50,434
You guys, this is gonna be great.
320
00:14:51,504 --> 00:14:52,994
[Door Opens]
321
00:14:53,906 --> 00:14:55,601
Our thinking: Clear.
322
00:14:55,675 --> 00:14:57,165
Our rhymes: No fear.
323
00:14:57,243 --> 00:15:00,872
Our words, our passion that flows like beer.
324
00:15:00,947 --> 00:15:02,642
- Misery!
- Chains.
325
00:15:02,715 --> 00:15:04,205
- Thunder.
- Rain.
326
00:15:04,283 --> 00:15:05,773
We're chasing the dragon.
327
00:15:05,851 --> 00:15:07,478
We're chasing our pain.
328
00:15:07,553 --> 00:15:09,578
Now, stop, breathe.
329
00:15:09,655 --> 00:15:12,215
- Unbroken.
- You're free.
330
00:15:12,291 --> 00:15:16,227
[Both Inhale, Exhale]
331
00:15:16,295 --> 00:15:18,126
- Shit, that's def. That's super def right there.
- Oh!
332
00:15:18,197 --> 00:15:20,097
Oh, shit, that was the deffest.
333
00:15:20,166 --> 00:15:21,656
- Hey, here's a crazy idea.
- Hmm?
334
00:15:21,734 --> 00:15:24,225
Why don't we run out,
go to an open mike night, like, right now?
335
00:15:24,303 --> 00:15:25,702
- Right now? I'm scared.
- Yeah, Dee.
336
00:15:25,771 --> 00:15:27,636
No, I know, but, look,
without Mac and Dennis...
337
00:15:27,707 --> 00:15:30,801
like, constantly coming down on us, you're
not gonna bomb. You're gonna do great.
338
00:15:30,876 --> 00:15:32,707
You know,
I just feel like I'm feeling something.
339
00:15:32,778 --> 00:15:34,871
- I'm totally feeling it.
- Something, like, crazy.
340
00:15:34,947 --> 00:15:36,710
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I guess we make a really good...
341
00:15:36,782 --> 00:15:39,046
- We make a really good team.
- We do make a really good team.
342
00:15:39,118 --> 00:15:40,881
You're calming me down,
and we're good at this together.
343
00:15:40,953 --> 00:15:41,977
- Cool, cool. All right.
- Yeah, yeah.
344
00:15:42,054 --> 00:15:43,282
Let's do it. That's great.
345
00:15:43,356 --> 00:15:44,618
Let's go to it.
346
00:15:48,394 --> 00:15:50,259
[Both Chuckle]
347
00:15:55,768 --> 00:15:58,134
- Oh, shit. [Chuckling]
- Whoops!
348
00:15:58,204 --> 00:16:00,900
[Together]
Uh!
349
00:16:02,241 --> 00:16:04,004
- Just kidding.
- Oh, yeah.
350
00:16:20,726 --> 00:16:23,126
- Yeah. Great crowd, huh?
- Yeah, big night!
351
00:16:23,195 --> 00:16:24,924
Hey-o! Beer me.
352
00:16:24,997 --> 00:16:26,487
What a crowd, huh?
353
00:16:26,565 --> 00:16:28,658
Oh. Hi. Uh, y-yeah.
354
00:16:28,734 --> 00:16:30,292
It's-It's good. It's busy.
355
00:16:30,369 --> 00:16:32,098
You're welcome.
[Chuckles]
356
00:16:32,171 --> 00:16:33,934
Wait, you brought all these people here?
357
00:16:34,006 --> 00:16:35,701
I bought 'em all fake IDs.
358
00:16:35,775 --> 00:16:37,436
- Huh?
- Yeah.
359
00:16:37,510 --> 00:16:41,002
These are all underage kids,
tweens and such.
360
00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:42,775
[Chattering]
361
00:16:42,848 --> 00:16:44,372
I never got to do that scheme.
362
00:16:44,450 --> 00:16:46,384
Why?
Why-Why-Why would you do this?
363
00:16:46,452 --> 00:16:49,250
I don't know why they did it.
They must've had a good reason.
364
00:16:49,322 --> 00:16:53,452
Oh, also, I let a ferret loose in here and
called the health inspector.
365
00:16:53,526 --> 00:16:55,016
- What?
- What? Why?
366
00:16:55,094 --> 00:16:58,063
So you could do the thing, you know...
[Murmurs] Snap to.
367
00:16:58,130 --> 00:16:59,620
You better do it quick too.
368
00:16:59,699 --> 00:17:01,724
That kid looks sick as hell.
369
00:17:08,808 --> 00:17:10,298
Excuse me.
370
00:17:11,477 --> 00:17:13,069
Hi.
371
00:17:13,145 --> 00:17:15,306
You the guy selling the car?
372
00:17:15,381 --> 00:17:17,144
Uh, yeah. Y-Yes.
373
00:17:17,216 --> 00:17:18,740
- [Clears Throat] Hi.
- Hi.
374
00:17:18,818 --> 00:17:21,184
Yeah, I might like to buy it.
What do you want for it?
375
00:17:21,253 --> 00:17:23,983
Well, I was thinking somewhere in the
ballpark of the original price...
376
00:17:24,056 --> 00:17:26,251
but, uh, considering the circumstances...
377
00:17:26,325 --> 00:17:28,350
I'm open to a reasonable discussion.
378
00:17:28,427 --> 00:17:30,987
All right. I mean,
it is an amphibious exploring vehicle...
379
00:17:31,063 --> 00:17:34,123
- so it should be fine, right?
- Yes.
380
00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:36,031
Yes, absolutely.
381
00:17:36,102 --> 00:17:39,629
It's nice to talk to a reasonable man.
[Chuckling]
382
00:17:39,705 --> 00:17:41,764
Now, are you a sportsman?
Because you look very fit.
383
00:17:41,841 --> 00:17:43,570
- Oh, I ski.
- You ski?
384
00:17:43,642 --> 00:17:46,304
- Yeah.
- Oh, excellent. Love skiing. Yeah.
385
00:17:46,379 --> 00:17:48,438
- Do you travel a lot?
- For work, yeah.
386
00:17:48,514 --> 00:17:50,106
Europe? Eastern Europe?
387
00:17:50,182 --> 00:17:51,740
Uh, all over, really.
388
00:17:51,817 --> 00:17:55,150
And I assume you'll be taking
the car with you on these trips?
389
00:17:55,221 --> 00:17:56,711
Me?
Oh, no. No, no, no.
390
00:17:56,789 --> 00:17:59,053
I'm-I'm looking for something
for my daughter.
391
00:18:02,528 --> 00:18:04,428
- Your daughter?
- Yeah.
392
00:18:04,497 --> 00:18:07,898
You know, safe,
slow vehicle. Good starter car.
393
00:18:10,770 --> 00:18:13,534
- Starter car.
- That's right.
394
00:18:15,875 --> 00:18:18,207
I have contained my rage
for as long as possible...
395
00:18:18,277 --> 00:18:21,212
but I shall unleash my fury upon you...
396
00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:24,374
like the crashing of a thousand waves!
397
00:18:24,450 --> 00:18:27,442
Begone, vile man! Begone from me!
398
00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:30,387
A starter car? This car is a finisher car!
399
00:18:30,456 --> 00:18:32,321
A transporter of gods!
400
00:18:32,391 --> 00:18:34,518
The golden god!
401
00:18:34,593 --> 00:18:38,927
I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds!
402
00:18:50,476 --> 00:18:52,774
- We're gonna figure this out.
- [Crying] No, I know. I know.
403
00:18:52,845 --> 00:18:55,507
Hey! What's up, bitches?
404
00:18:55,581 --> 00:18:57,071
I'm a man-cheetah.
405
00:18:57,149 --> 00:18:59,743
You want to do something with this?
[Growls]
406
00:18:59,819 --> 00:19:02,686
We lost it. We lost our bar.
407
00:19:02,755 --> 00:19:04,052
- Huh?
- Yeah.
408
00:19:04,123 --> 00:19:05,750
The health inspector called the police, man.
409
00:19:05,825 --> 00:19:07,690
The control board pulled our liquor license.
410
00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:11,856
And we got a $75,000 fine
for serving minors.
411
00:19:11,931 --> 00:19:16,925
Well, uh, the other crew always had
something up their sleeve. I got an idea.
412
00:19:17,002 --> 00:19:20,631
We don't want to hear your ideas.
This is all your fault.
413
00:19:22,608 --> 00:19:25,509
Well, wait, Kelly. Maybe he can help us.
414
00:19:25,578 --> 00:19:27,637
It sounds like he's used
to this kind of thing.
415
00:19:27,713 --> 00:19:29,738
- Really?
- Yeah, th-that's true.
416
00:19:29,815 --> 00:19:32,909
He got us into this mess.
Maybe he can get us out of it.
417
00:19:32,985 --> 00:19:36,284
Okay, old man. What's your plan?
418
00:19:38,090 --> 00:19:39,887
- Where did...
- [Sobbing]
419
00:19:44,730 --> 00:19:47,255
- Can I, um...
- What?
420
00:19:47,333 --> 00:19:50,427
- No.
- There's a beer I want to, uh...
421
00:19:50,503 --> 00:19:52,300
- Oh. Yeah, I'm s-sorry.
- So, you know, just...
422
00:19:52,371 --> 00:19:53,861
All right? Okay. Do you want one, or...
423
00:19:53,939 --> 00:19:55,600
- No, I... I don't.
- All right.
424
00:19:55,674 --> 00:19:58,234
- Good. [Chuckles]
- Yep.
425
00:20:01,113 --> 00:20:03,274
Is it cold in here?
426
00:20:03,349 --> 00:20:05,249
- I'm not a thermostat, so...
- Oh, okay. I'm sorry.
427
00:20:05,317 --> 00:20:06,807
Hey. Okay, all right, all right, listen.
428
00:20:06,886 --> 00:20:08,717
I want things to go back to normal, okay?
429
00:20:08,787 --> 00:20:12,154
I don't like the way things have become, and
I want them to go back to the way they were.
430
00:20:12,224 --> 00:20:13,782
I want things to go back to normal.
431
00:20:13,859 --> 00:20:16,487
I don't like the way things
are going. I want 'em to go back to normal.
432
00:20:16,562 --> 00:20:18,655
- What the hell are you doing, man?
- I'm storming in.
433
00:20:18,731 --> 00:20:20,790
I was storming in...
What, are you a man-cheetah?
434
00:20:20,866 --> 00:20:22,299
- Yeah.
- Cool.
435
00:20:22,368 --> 00:20:23,892
- You like it? All right.
- Yes.
436
00:20:23,969 --> 00:20:25,903
- All right, come on, let's...
- I can't do this anymore.
437
00:20:25,971 --> 00:20:27,529
That last crew sucked on ice.
438
00:20:27,606 --> 00:20:29,267
Okay, look, I like the man-cheetah thing.
439
00:20:29,341 --> 00:20:31,104
I want to go back to doing shit like this.
440
00:20:31,176 --> 00:20:33,406
Are you on board?
I want to go back to the way things were.
441
00:20:33,479 --> 00:20:34,969
- Oh, yeah...
- Definitely want things to be normal again.
442
00:20:35,047 --> 00:20:37,572
- We should go back in time. Can we
go back a lot? - Can we go way back?
443
00:20:37,650 --> 00:20:40,084
Did you bomb and fail
and bomb, just like I knew you would?
444
00:20:40,152 --> 00:20:41,676
- He did.
- Oh, yes, yeah. That's all that happened...
445
00:20:41,754 --> 00:20:43,187
and nothing else happened other than that.
446
00:20:43,255 --> 00:20:45,314
- It was a poetry thing. It was bad.
- It was really bad poetry.
447
00:20:45,391 --> 00:20:47,222
- Shut up, bird!
- You shut up! You can't read!
448
00:20:47,293 --> 00:20:49,818
[All Laughing]
449
00:20:49,895 --> 00:20:52,420
Okay, this is good, all right.
Yeah, yeah. [Grunts]
450
00:20:52,498 --> 00:20:54,466
Okay, this is good.
This is good. So we're all in agreement?
451
00:20:54,533 --> 00:20:56,467
- Frank, pay to get my car out of the river.
- Yes? Done.
452
00:20:56,535 --> 00:20:58,400
- Good. All right.
- [Dusty Moaning]
453
00:20:58,470 --> 00:20:59,994
Oh, shit. That's starting again.
454
00:21:00,072 --> 00:21:02,438
Right, yeah, you know what?
Mac's not gonna want to go back to normal.
455
00:21:02,508 --> 00:21:04,601
He's been banging that hot chick in
the back office all day.
456
00:21:04,677 --> 00:21:07,612
No, I don't like this, okay?
It's-lt's unnatural, and I won't have it.
457
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:09,511
I'm putting an end to this right now.
458
00:21:09,582 --> 00:21:11,140
We're going back to normal, yeah?
459
00:21:11,216 --> 00:21:12,706
[Mac]
Yeah, you like that?
460
00:21:12,785 --> 00:21:15,049
- [Mutters]
- [Moaning]
461
00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:17,588
What the hell's going on in here?
What is this?
462
00:21:17,656 --> 00:21:20,318
Oh, we totally just banged or whatever.
463
00:21:20,392 --> 00:21:22,519
You're fully clothed, Mac.
464
00:21:22,595 --> 00:21:24,825
Have you been pretending
to bang this chick the entire time?
465
00:21:26,098 --> 00:21:28,862
- No.
- He can't even get it up with me.
466
00:21:28,934 --> 00:21:31,129
Well, that's because
she's not even that hot.
467
00:21:31,203 --> 00:21:33,296
- She's very hot.
- What?
468
00:21:33,372 --> 00:21:35,272
I don't know.
I'm, like, not even feeling that, you know?
469
00:21:35,341 --> 00:21:37,309
Can I get my angel dust now?
470
00:21:37,376 --> 00:21:39,435
- Oh.
- Hmm.
471
00:21:39,511 --> 00:21:41,741
- Yeah.
- Oh.
472
00:21:43,282 --> 00:21:44,943
[Groans]
473
00:21:46,018 --> 00:21:47,508
Okay.
474
00:21:48,420 --> 00:21:50,854
Jesus Christ, dude.
475
00:21:50,923 --> 00:21:52,413
Come on, buddy. You don't have to...
476
00:21:52,491 --> 00:21:54,083
- Wow. Wow.
- No.
477
00:21:54,159 --> 00:21:55,820
[Dennis]
All right, you know what, guys?
478
00:21:55,894 --> 00:21:58,226
Listen, it's fine.
It's all good, Mac, okay? Look...
479
00:21:58,297 --> 00:22:00,527
Do you want to go back
to the way things were...
480
00:22:00,599 --> 00:22:02,829
where we don't ask questions, you just
go about your business?
481
00:22:02,901 --> 00:22:04,266
- Yeah!
- Done.
482
00:22:04,336 --> 00:22:05,860
[All Chattering]
483
00:22:05,938 --> 00:22:07,929
I was hoping this day would come.
484
00:22:08,007 --> 00:22:11,340
I saved a special surprise for us.
485
00:22:11,410 --> 00:22:12,900
- Is he a man-cheetah?
- Yeah!
486
00:22:12,978 --> 00:22:15,003
Awesome. It's really cool.
487
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:16,342
Who wants rum ham?
488
00:22:16,415 --> 00:22:18,474
- [All Shouting]
- Rum ham!
489
00:22:18,550 --> 00:22:21,781
- ♪♪ [Pop] - [All Chanting] Rum ham!
Rum ham! Rum ham!
490
00:22:21,854 --> 00:22:23,344
[Woman]
♪ Been around that track ♪
491
00:22:23,422 --> 00:22:25,049
♪ So it's not just gonna
happen like that ♪
492
00:22:25,124 --> 00:22:27,092
♪ 'Cause I ain't
no hollaback girl ♪
493
00:22:27,159 --> 00:22:29,286
♪ I ain't
no hollaback girl ♪
494
00:22:29,361 --> 00:22:31,261
♪ A few times
I've been around that track ♪
495
00:22:31,330 --> 00:22:33,389
♪ So it's not just gonna
happen like that ♪
496
00:22:33,465 --> 00:22:35,831
♪ 'Cause I ain't
no hollaback girl ♪
497
00:22:35,901 --> 00:22:38,665
♪ I ain't
no hollaback girl ♪
498
00:22:38,737 --> 00:22:42,969
♪ Ooh, ooh This my
shit This my shit ♪
499
00:22:43,042 --> 00:22:47,342
♪ Ooh, ooh This my
shit This my shit ♪
500
00:22:47,413 --> 00:22:51,679
♪ Ooh, ooh This my
shit This my shit ♪
501
00:22:51,750 --> 00:22:54,810
♪ Ooh, ooh This my
shit This my shit ♪♪
502
00:22:57,890 --> 00:23:00,825
[Voice Speaking Backwards]
503
00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:10,500
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