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[Mariachi music playing]
♪ Nachos and guacamole ♪
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♪ Like chipotle, but it is real ♪
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Can I help you?
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Yeah, how much you
want for this junk?
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How 'bout a quabillion
jillion trillion dollars?
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This isn't a yard sale,
you bitch ass.
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- Bitch ass?
- Yeah, I said bitch ass.
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- Put it down.
- Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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- Hey, man.
- Easy, man. Hands off.
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- Put down my record, bro.
- Wey-oh.
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- Put down my record!
- What are you doing, man?
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- This is a community out here.
- Hey, guys!
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Something's going down
in the front yard.
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Check it out!
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There I go.
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- Hey, Karl! Karl! - Bring the tone down.
- Just back it off.
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- Keep your hands off me.
- What the hell are you doing?
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- Dean, we'll handle this scandal.
- All right, man. See that you do.
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Thank you. Thank you so much.
You saved me. Thank you.
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Karl, bud, it's too early for this.
What's all this stuff, man?
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Oh, dude, this stuff
is my Mexican stuff.
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- I've been getting hella
into Mexico lately. - Oh.
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- Oh, yeah?
- I actually need to go back down there
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right now to help some coyotes do a border
run, so if you guys don't mind, I'd--
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I'd love to leave this stuff
inside your house.
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- Okay. All right.
- [Chuckles]
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You got one trip.
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Anything you can get in
the house in one trip can stay.
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All this other
shite got to go.
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That's cool.
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I already know
what I'm gonna do.
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[Screams]
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Come on. Get it, boy. Get it, boy.
Live there. You got this.
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- Finish line's right there.
- Yeah! Whoo!
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What do you need?
What do you need? Talk!
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- I need water.
- No, no, no. No, no, no.
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- No, we said no water.
- Right there, across the plank.
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- You got this. You got this.
- Aah!
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- No! No!
- Yes!
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- [Laughing] Aah!
- No!
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Yay!
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Oh, ho, ho, ho.
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Blanket. Blanket
on the ground.
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- That's my favorite blanket.
- That's all right.
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It belongs to the outside
now, bitch.
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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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Whoa, is that a full
body shot of Olmec?
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I've never seen
his lower half.
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Is this a Legends Of The
Hidden Temple tell-all?
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Dude, probably.
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Everything cool
comes from Mexico.
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- You know, tacos and...
- Where's your blanket though?
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- Sick.
- Oh, hey.
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These right here in the bag,
they're in a bag for a reason.
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They are muy caliente--
burning your skin off.
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Don't let 'em touch you.
All right?
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- All right. Sweet.
- Awesome.
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This right here is
very important.
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- I need to ask a favor of you.
- Thank you.
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I have a business associate stopping
by tomorrow to pick that up.
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- Don't open it. It says it right there.
- It does. Right on the front.
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I read that too, but I was like,
"it's like a suggestion."
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But I really want to know,
"what's in the box?
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What's in the box?"
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Like from that scary movie, Seven?
With Brad Pitt?
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I'm sorry. I haven't
seen movies.
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But I know who Brad Pitt is. I see
his face on the magazine blankets
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- that keep me warm at night.
- Magazine blankets.
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Okay, but, like, what is in
the box actually, though?
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We don't want to know
what's in the box, okay?
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Don't tell us, 'cause we're
not some shady Fedex kinkos
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with package pickup
availability, okay?
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Okay, well I have 2,000
reasons that says otherwise.
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These are all dollars.
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Oh. Well, hell yeah.
We'll do it. Come on.
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- Oh, my gosh.
- Give me the money.
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I'll give you one G now and then
another G upon completion, okay?
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I love that you're giving us
money, but it's Ts.
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- It's not Gs.
- Hmm?
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It's thousands.
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Not grousands.
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Hmm?
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Oh, wow.
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It's always been
Gs in my book.
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Let me change that.
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I'm glad I'm here
to teach you something.
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You guys, I think we
should open the box.
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I just want to know
what we're dealing with.
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No, you can't open
the box, Ders.
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It's definitely
drugs, all right?
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As soon as you open the box,
you're a drug dealer.
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You leave the box closed, you're just
a friendly neighborhood, like, box dealer.
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Like a ups man
or something.
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I'm gonna go talk to Alice,
get tomorrow off,
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because I feel like I've been stacking
a lot of cool points as of late,
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so I'm gonna go
cash those in.
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- Good call.
- Cool points?
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
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Well, I've never heard of it, and it
sounds really fake, like it doesn't exist.
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Mm, very, very, very real.
It's, like, a real thing.
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It's like when you do something
cool, you get a cool point.
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Maybe you poop your pants.
Cool points depleted.
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Maybe you piss yourself, or
maybe you puke on your shirt--
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but if--sometimes if you
puke a distance, then--
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then perhaps you get
a cool point for projectile.
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That's cool. I'm at 68 right now. I'm
gonna--about to get to 69, which,
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in itself, you get extra cool
points for being close to 69,
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because that's such
a cool number.
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You actually would
get a more--
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okay. I'm gonna--I'm gonna go
talk to Alice then. Dicks.
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Thank you.
[Door clicks]
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A day off?
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All right, everyone in
the conference room now.
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Alice, I got your coffee.
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Mm.
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[Spits]
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Jillian, this is ice cold.
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Like your heart.
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She is freaking
Jeremy-Pived.
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I wonder if, like,
my cool points depleted
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when I got all that hot sauce in my
eyes last week from the burrito,
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and she must have seen it.
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Is there something
wrong with you people?
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Because every
day this week,
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someone has come to me bitching
and moaning about a new problem.
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Well, it ends now,
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because I don't give a fuck
about your problems.
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Hear that, Tez?
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No more coming to my office
whining, "Where my leads at?
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I don't got no lizz-eads."
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I don't sound like that.
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And Bill? Stop coming
to me for advice.
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[Nasally]
"Why won't girls date me?"
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[Chuckles]
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Maybe 'cause you're broke
'cause you suck at your job.
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Ow. Burn notice received.
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You know, Bill, a wig could
really help with your confidence.
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And, Gary, stop
staring at Jillian.
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Can't tell if this guy
wants fuck or kill me.
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Oh,
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and now you three
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want a day off for
no reason at all.
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- Actually, that--that'd be great.
- 100% no.
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If everyone else is here,
so are you three idiots.
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And, hey. Consider
this your lunch break.
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- What?
- What?
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Jillian.
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You just ate lunch.
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Gah, this job
is a jizz-oke.
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Oh, yeah, I do
sound like that.
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What are we gonna do, man?
We still need tomorrow off.
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[Sighs]
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If no one comes in the office,
the heat'll be off us.
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What about a ditch day?
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- That's perfect. Oh, my God.
- No, wait. Hang on.
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- Shh. Everyone shut up.
- Sit down.
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Shut up and sit down.
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Shut up and sit down.
Both: Shut up.
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- Sit down, shut up.
- Okay, now you shut up.
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Okay, here's the deal, guys.
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I know tensions are running
high working here.
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- It's tough, right?
- I hate it. I hate it.
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Instead of coming here
tomorrow and working,
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- why don't you guys come to our
place for a ditch day? - Oh, my God.
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- That sounds fun. - Just like in high
school. - Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
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We ain't going to your
nasty-ass frat house,
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bath soap all covered
in pubes and dookie streaks.
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Nope, there's no dookie
on the soap anymore.
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- Not anymore.
- We switched to body wash.
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- So we solved that problem.
- Yup.
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So I'll see you
guys there?
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Also, there's gonna be alcohol,
snacks, food.
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- Tons of booze. Tons of booze.
- Yeah, so...
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Okay, so ditch
day is a s'go.
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You know what, dude?
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I think I figured it out--
why my cool points are dipping.
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- What?
- I need, like, a new hip name.
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Yeah, it's pretty bad. I been
meaning to tell you about it.
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- Nails Dechamp.
- Okay, right this way.
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- Wow.
- That's good, right?
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The pianist, you can just
get set up in there.
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- Okay?
- That's really cool.
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And if you don't mind, let's keep
it classy, but also a little nasty,
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just like my main
man, Jamie Foxx.
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In fact, I got a little
bracelet for you here.
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WWJFP.
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"What would Jamie Foxx play?"
All right? Okay.
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I'm gonna need that back though.
Thank you.
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Excuse me, honey, where
do you keep your plates?
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Honey? I'm not your honey.
I'm your boss, okay?
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The kitchen is that way.
Please get in there.
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Do not use
the Wendy's napkins.
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Use the Starbucks napkins.
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Yo. Yo, hey, bro, what--
what's up, man?
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So what--are these volunteers,
or you--you hired people?
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Yes, Blake.
I had to hire people.
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Two people, okay?
I'm trying to class it up here.
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It's only 300 bucks out of
the 1,000 that Karl gave us.
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- I mean, you could have asked us.
- You spend money to make money.
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- Exactly...
- Right?
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And I spent $700 more
on finger foods, this rug--
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thank you for not stepping on it--and
the Chiavari chairs, which look--
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- they look so good.
- These look great.
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Plus we got another $1,000 coming when
we get rid of the drug box, right?
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- One more T, baby.
- Right. Right.
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[Doorbell dings]
So we're fine. All right.
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- Oh, I got it.
- Uh-oh, party time.
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- Skip over the rug.
- Look good. Look good.
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- Excuse me. What up.
- Hey.
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Hey. Hey.
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It's me, Nails Dechamp, your
party guide for ditch day.
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- Welcome to the main event.
- Give me some food.
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I skipped dinner
last night for this.
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We got plenty of food.
Let me get my waitress.
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- Come on in.
- Paula, eggs!
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Where this drank at?
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Yeah, yeah, I understand that, but it
makes my feet swell up like balloons.
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Jillian, breakfast biscuit
and black coffee.
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Jillian?
[Phones ringing]
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[Phones ringing]
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Oh, what the fuck?
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{pub}Ah, no. I'm full.
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- Thank you.
- [Sighs]
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Hey, what'd you think of the bathroom?
How about that two-ply charmin?
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You know what?
It was all right.
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Them booty wipes
was a nice touch.
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It stings now, but
it's a good sting.
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Fantastic.
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Guys,
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if we could put our phones away,
that'd be great. All right? Come on.
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We're staring at these things all day.
Do we even know each other anymore?
232
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For instance, Ghostman.
What, uh--
233
00:09:18,056 --> 00:09:20,189
like, what-- what's even
your real name?
234
00:09:20,209 --> 00:09:22,471
My name's Gary Golstman.
235
00:09:22,496 --> 00:09:23,536
Oh.
236
00:09:23,954 --> 00:09:27,964
Oh, that-- I just always thought Alice
was calling you that because-- nothing.
237
00:09:27,978 --> 00:09:32,504
Yo, Blake. Watch me stack mad cool
points with this B-boy flavor.
238
00:09:32,523 --> 00:09:34,330
- Oh, all right.
- Ayo!
239
00:09:34,343 --> 00:09:35,050
Ladies and gentlemen.
240
00:09:35,070 --> 00:09:38,889
Who's ready to
b-b-b-b-break dance!
241
00:09:38,908 --> 00:09:41,101
- Me. Get 'em, Nails.
- Here, Steven.
242
00:09:41,114 --> 00:09:41,990
[Dance music]
243
00:09:42,012 --> 00:09:45,348
Oh, Daddy's a dancer.
244
00:09:45,369 --> 00:09:47,229
♪
245
00:09:47,777 --> 00:09:49,524
That's not break dancing.
246
00:09:49,561 --> 00:09:50,794
This is.
247
00:09:51,260 --> 00:09:52,113
Oh!
248
00:09:52,138 --> 00:09:53,578
[Laughter]
249
00:09:53,591 --> 00:09:56,127
Oh, is that-- ha, ha, ha!
250
00:09:56,161 --> 00:09:57,548
- Adam.
- I'll frickin' break-dance.
251
00:09:57,560 --> 00:09:59,032
- I'll frickin' break-dance!
- Adam.
252
00:09:59,175 --> 00:10:00,048
- [Screams]
- Oh!
253
00:10:00,061 --> 00:10:02,161
- I'll break-dance!
- It's a rental.
254
00:10:02,181 --> 00:10:04,347
It's a rental.
It's a rental.
255
00:10:04,378 --> 00:10:05,922
Someone needs a chill pill.
256
00:10:05,936 --> 00:10:08,690
[Laughter]
257
00:10:09,029 --> 00:10:10,189
Hey, you know what?
258
00:10:10,209 --> 00:10:12,891
I told y'all this party
was gonna eat my booty.
259
00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:14,794
Let's get out of here. I haven't
had a sale in three weeks.
260
00:10:14,823 --> 00:10:17,554
Whoa. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on.
Sit down. Sit down and shut up.
261
00:10:17,581 --> 00:10:19,925
- You can't ditch ditch day.
- That's right.
262
00:10:20,615 --> 00:10:22,942
Everybody, sit down.
[Laughs]
263
00:10:22,968 --> 00:10:25,101
Okay? Sit down, Montizzle.
264
00:10:25,121 --> 00:10:27,685
Listen, I've been reading a lot
about the Mayans, okay?
265
00:10:27,705 --> 00:10:31,111
And when they stressed out
about pesos, they didn't just,
266
00:10:31,132 --> 00:10:33,292
you know, run
back to work.
267
00:10:33,304 --> 00:10:35,411
They sipped
the worm water.
268
00:10:36,191 --> 00:10:37,851
You guys want me to chug that?
'Cause I will.
269
00:10:37,864 --> 00:10:40,319
- Someone dare me to chug that.
- All right. Come on, everybody.
270
00:10:40,339 --> 00:10:43,306
Shots in honor of olmeck,
271
00:10:43,331 --> 00:10:45,484
the Mayan God
of chillaxing.
272
00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:46,986
[Singing in foreign language]
273
00:10:47,102 --> 00:10:48,521
[Indistinct conversations,
glass shattering]
274
00:10:48,540 --> 00:10:51,750
20 bucks I will
get with Waymond.
275
00:10:51,770 --> 00:10:53,407
Waymond wouldn't
be with you.
276
00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:59,300
Everybody here can suck
my big Johnson!
277
00:10:59,303 --> 00:11:01,398
[All cheering]
278
00:11:01,410 --> 00:11:02,364
[Phones ringing]
279
00:11:02,389 --> 00:11:04,285
TelAmeriCorp, please hold.
280
00:11:04,691 --> 00:11:06,618
Well, then please
hold a third time.
281
00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:08,298
TelAmeriCorp.
282
00:11:08,988 --> 00:11:11,888
Oh, actually, Jillian does
the shipping usually,
283
00:11:11,901 --> 00:11:14,448
but I can do it if you
tell me your--hello?
284
00:11:14,747 --> 00:11:16,388
Fine.
285
00:11:17,997 --> 00:11:19,469
Oh, sh...
286
00:11:20,645 --> 00:11:21,865
[Screams]
287
00:11:22,129 --> 00:11:26,134
You put a black light in that holiday
inn hotel room, it's gonna be nasty.
288
00:11:26,147 --> 00:11:26,813
[Laughs]
289
00:11:26,838 --> 00:11:29,158
- Never even saw the beach. Whoo!
- Excuse me,
290
00:11:29,177 --> 00:11:31,915
if you want a piano player
at your crappy house, get one.
291
00:11:31,930 --> 00:11:33,923
- This one's mine.
- He's jamming though.
292
00:11:33,936 --> 00:11:34,857
You don't hear this?
293
00:11:34,877 --> 00:11:36,477
Well, he's not taking
requests, okay?
294
00:11:36,497 --> 00:11:38,502
- Hey. Waymond, give me that box.
- Why?
295
00:11:38,508 --> 00:11:40,756
"What's in the box?"
[Laughs]
296
00:11:41,152 --> 00:11:43,136
- Have you ever seen Seven?
- Right. We've said it, like,
297
00:11:43,156 --> 00:11:46,732
seven times already today.
Give me the box right now.
298
00:11:47,285 --> 00:11:49,518
- What's wrong with you, man?
- Waymond!
299
00:11:49,533 --> 00:11:51,067
Hey.
[Animated Latin music]
300
00:11:51,575 --> 00:11:54,565
What are you doing? What are
you-- no, no, no, no, no!
301
00:11:54,852 --> 00:11:56,709
- Yo!
- Guys, want to help?
302
00:11:57,927 --> 00:11:59,440
Waymond, what is
your problem?
303
00:11:59,470 --> 00:12:00,657
Oh, he's strong.
304
00:12:00,669 --> 00:12:03,662
He's strong. He's strong.
Whoa.
305
00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:05,614
Come on, trap him in
the closet in Adam's room.
306
00:12:05,627 --> 00:12:07,961
Oh, he's tough.
He's slippery.
307
00:12:07,991 --> 00:12:09,498
- Chill, man!
- Oh!
308
00:12:10,687 --> 00:12:12,771
Don't piss in my bed, fat--fatso.
309
00:12:12,783 --> 00:12:14,048
- All right.
- I don't know.
310
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,749
- Maybe "chillax" means something
different in his country. - Whoo!
311
00:12:16,769 --> 00:12:19,175
That was cool.
Waymond's freakin' strong.
312
00:12:19,195 --> 00:12:21,488
He's like a Chevy
truck or something.
313
00:12:21,495 --> 00:12:23,841
- Very surprising.
- Too strong for you.
314
00:12:23,860 --> 00:12:27,365
He almost got the...
Booox!
315
00:12:27,384 --> 00:12:29,899
Which I put right there.
I swear to God, I putted it there.
316
00:12:29,911 --> 00:12:31,985
Dude, we got to find that box
right now.
317
00:12:32,005 --> 00:12:34,430
"What's in the box?"
318
00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:36,761
From Seven?
319
00:12:36,795 --> 00:12:38,122
Never seen it?
320
00:12:38,446 --> 00:12:40,200
Good flick. Cool twist.
321
00:12:40,212 --> 00:12:43,459
Which one of you lowlife
scumbags took my box?
322
00:12:44,416 --> 00:12:46,263
Hmm? I pay your rent.
323
00:12:46,276 --> 00:12:48,786
I put food on your table after
you put food on my table,
324
00:12:48,792 --> 00:12:51,181
and this is the thanks
that I get?
325
00:12:52,144 --> 00:12:55,071
You're both fired, and I want
the wristband back.
326
00:12:55,096 --> 00:12:56,701
I don't have the wristband.
327
00:12:57,448 --> 00:13:00,442
Did you throw away
my wristband?
328
00:13:01,011 --> 00:13:02,388
I threw it away.
329
00:13:03,188 --> 00:13:06,329
Get the hell out of
here before I go crazy.
330
00:13:07,030 --> 00:13:09,417
You mind if I stick
around for a drink?
331
00:13:09,430 --> 00:13:10,883
Yes. You're a chick.
332
00:13:10,895 --> 00:13:13,162
Chicks never have to leave our house.
It's a house rule.
333
00:13:13,174 --> 00:13:15,377
Be a good ghost
and grab mama a drink.
334
00:13:15,389 --> 00:13:17,097
- I'll get you a drink.
- Shh.
335
00:13:17,109 --> 00:13:18,841
I can't breathe!
336
00:13:19,569 --> 00:13:20,513
Thank you.
337
00:13:20,862 --> 00:13:22,231
Of course.
338
00:13:22,244 --> 00:13:25,034
And I'm sorry about
before-- the staring.
339
00:13:25,041 --> 00:13:27,667
It's just you look
like my dead wife.
340
00:13:27,681 --> 00:13:29,557
Oh, Ghostman.
That--I'm so sorry.
341
00:13:29,563 --> 00:13:31,111
I didn't know.
342
00:13:31,134 --> 00:13:33,549
R.I.P, Lady Ghostman.
343
00:13:33,569 --> 00:13:35,027
Come here.
344
00:13:36,044 --> 00:13:39,180
- Wait a second. That's my woman!
- Whoa, what's going on?
345
00:13:41,007 --> 00:13:42,954
Oh, God.
[Groans]
346
00:13:43,492 --> 00:13:45,085
Get him! Get him!
347
00:13:45,098 --> 00:13:47,406
Holy shit.
348
00:13:47,426 --> 00:13:52,428
Guys! Come on!
You're acting, well...
349
00:13:53,021 --> 00:13:54,234
Nuts actually.
350
00:13:54,247 --> 00:13:56,443
They both want a piece
of the Jilly bean.
351
00:13:56,458 --> 00:13:57,985
What are you doing?
Do you like these guys?
352
00:13:57,998 --> 00:14:00,079
- Oh, no. Not really.
- Then what're you doing?
353
00:14:00,084 --> 00:14:02,012
Why you teasing my dangle?
354
00:14:02,045 --> 00:14:04,651
Alice craps on me a lot,
and I just wanted to see
355
00:14:04,657 --> 00:14:06,771
what it felt like
to do the crapping.
356
00:14:06,784 --> 00:14:10,555
Guys, you can't be trying to twist
each other's joints off, man.
357
00:14:10,561 --> 00:14:14,885
He's right. I only went at you so
hard 'cause we're both so badass.
358
00:14:14,898 --> 00:14:17,271
Well, you see
that waitress?
359
00:14:18,081 --> 00:14:21,614
I'm gonna tell her that
you have a monster wang.
360
00:14:21,627 --> 00:14:22,974
You wouldn't be lying.
361
00:14:33,065 --> 00:14:34,685
{pub}Totally all good.
362
00:14:34,697 --> 00:14:35,646
[Laughter]
363
00:14:35,661 --> 00:14:36,646
No problem.
364
00:14:36,659 --> 00:14:38,100
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
365
00:14:38,105 --> 00:14:40,612
Freakin', oh, you can
eat crazy peppers.
366
00:14:40,626 --> 00:14:43,553
Everyone loves
Gil, don't they?
367
00:14:43,572 --> 00:14:46,057
I'll eat--I'll eat
a freakin' million of those.
368
00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:50,554
Pepper. Mmm, ooh,
it's so hot.
369
00:14:50,582 --> 00:14:54,069
It's so hot. Let me drip a little
bit in my eyes. It's so hot.
370
00:14:54,088 --> 00:14:57,156
- Rubby, rubby, rubby.
- I wouldn't do that.
371
00:14:57,182 --> 00:14:59,702
Ow, fuck!
372
00:15:00,157 --> 00:15:02,660
Aah, it's so hot!
373
00:15:03,234 --> 00:15:07,675
Aah! Oh, my God! It's so hot!
It's so hot!
374
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:11,709
Why won't it help me?
375
00:15:14,241 --> 00:15:15,441
That helps a little, actually.
376
00:15:15,465 --> 00:15:16,752
[Thudding]
377
00:15:16,817 --> 00:15:18,644
Oh! He's leaving!
378
00:15:20,057 --> 00:15:21,870
- Oh, hey.
- He's biting. Careful.
379
00:15:21,889 --> 00:15:24,226
- How'd he get out?
- Hey, man, chillax!
380
00:15:24,634 --> 00:15:25,867
- Oh!
- [Screams]
381
00:15:26,121 --> 00:15:28,975
- Yes, whoo!
- Oh, my God.
382
00:15:28,997 --> 00:15:30,732
Come back! Come back!
383
00:15:30,746 --> 00:15:32,793
How did you do that? Hey!
384
00:15:34,858 --> 00:15:35,965
Adam.
385
00:15:36,004 --> 00:15:37,284
- It's not--
- I got it!
386
00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:38,391
You can't.
387
00:15:38,415 --> 00:15:39,649
- Just--
- I'm gonna go around.
388
00:15:39,661 --> 00:15:41,049
- Yeah, good call.
- Through the gate.
389
00:15:41,075 --> 00:15:43,119
- Good call. Yeah.
- Hey, boys.
390
00:15:43,132 --> 00:15:44,553
You want this box?
391
00:15:45,634 --> 00:15:50,156
Back up, or I'm gonna flood this box
like a high school girl on prom night.
392
00:15:50,184 --> 00:15:51,436
Both: Ew.
393
00:15:52,576 --> 00:15:54,285
Drop it, Tez. All right?
394
00:15:54,305 --> 00:15:56,548
Just put the box down.
Not in the water though.
395
00:15:56,568 --> 00:15:57,875
Outside of the water though, please.
396
00:15:57,888 --> 00:16:00,115
Ooh, why you want
the box so bad, huh?
397
00:16:00,134 --> 00:16:01,061
'Fess up.
398
00:16:01,075 --> 00:16:02,507
You know exactly
what it is.
399
00:16:02,527 --> 00:16:04,437
- It is drugs, okay?
- Yeah.
400
00:16:04,449 --> 00:16:05,961
- Oh, yeah.
- We're big-time drug dealers.
401
00:16:05,974 --> 00:16:08,101
We're about to make a big-time
drug deal, so just hand it over.
402
00:16:08,114 --> 00:16:10,076
- That's right. New Jack City, baby.
- There's someone at the door for you guys.
403
00:16:10,089 --> 00:16:11,236
Says it's important.
404
00:16:11,241 --> 00:16:13,861
- Thank you, Didi. - It's the drop-off.
It's a drop-off. Okay. I'm not kidding.
405
00:16:13,874 --> 00:16:15,439
- You give me that box.
- No.
406
00:16:15,452 --> 00:16:17,437
You ain't getting nothing
with that cheap suit on.
407
00:16:17,463 --> 00:16:19,017
You back up too, Blake.
408
00:16:19,030 --> 00:16:22,477
I could just sell this box myself and make
all the money, huh? How 'bout that?
409
00:16:22,490 --> 00:16:23,867
[Both scream]
410
00:16:24,047 --> 00:16:26,718
[Dramatic music]
411
00:16:26,997 --> 00:16:29,825
♪
412
00:16:30,243 --> 00:16:33,002
Oh! Oh!
413
00:16:33,513 --> 00:16:34,277
Come on. Let's go.
414
00:16:34,283 --> 00:16:36,965
- Okay, let's go. - Come on, bud.
- Why you gonna do me like that, man?
415
00:16:37,782 --> 00:16:39,249
Come on.
416
00:16:39,264 --> 00:16:40,531
Oh, wow.
417
00:16:40,544 --> 00:16:42,199
- Help me.
- Yeah, I got you, dude.
418
00:16:42,211 --> 00:16:44,102
Whoa. I never seen
your hair wet.
419
00:16:44,115 --> 00:16:45,262
It's cool.
420
00:16:45,288 --> 00:16:47,528
What's going on, man? Huh?
421
00:16:47,554 --> 00:16:49,121
It's--you know what?
422
00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:51,295
- Colleen making more money than me.
- Uh-huh.
423
00:16:51,321 --> 00:16:53,442
I didn't get no
sales last month.
424
00:16:53,448 --> 00:16:54,875
That's what you're
worried about?
425
00:16:54,901 --> 00:16:58,733
You know what? I used to deal those
diggity-dang nugs back in high school.
426
00:16:58,746 --> 00:17:01,012
If y'all cut a brother
in on the box,
427
00:17:01,025 --> 00:17:03,116
I bet you I can
up those profits.
428
00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:05,187
Grandma drug dealer.
429
00:17:05,199 --> 00:17:07,067
- Perfect cover.
- It really is.
430
00:17:07,079 --> 00:17:09,603
More like a gram-ma. Get it?
431
00:17:09,626 --> 00:17:11,994
'Cause you, like--it's
a common measurement in drugs.
432
00:17:12,014 --> 00:17:13,221
- That's good. That's good.
- Thanks.
433
00:17:13,234 --> 00:17:14,919
Nice one. Very good one.
434
00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:16,263
[Siren wails]
435
00:17:16,276 --> 00:17:17,950
- Oh, man.
- Cops. Cops!
436
00:17:17,963 --> 00:17:21,256
Oh, my God. It's a sting. I knew it!
We're going to the Booty House!
437
00:17:21,269 --> 00:17:23,331
- Flush it. We got to flush 'em.
- Go, go, go. Go, go, go.
438
00:17:23,350 --> 00:17:24,484
- Flush it!
- Flush, flush, flush.
439
00:17:24,514 --> 00:17:26,247
[Panting]
440
00:17:26,272 --> 00:17:27,808
Hey, we're busy here.
441
00:17:27,828 --> 00:17:31,773
Uh, we just need to use
the toilet, so, uh--okay. Yup.
442
00:17:32,334 --> 00:17:33,534
Baby, don't stop.
443
00:17:33,963 --> 00:17:36,170
I'm in love!
444
00:17:36,182 --> 00:17:37,869
Yeah, we'll just
work around you.
445
00:17:37,909 --> 00:17:40,315
- [Both panting, moaning]
- What is this? What?
446
00:17:40,327 --> 00:17:42,858
The drugs must be inside.
Here. Rip 'em open.
447
00:17:42,872 --> 00:17:44,132
- Start flushing.
- All right.
448
00:17:44,152 --> 00:17:45,365
Oh, yeah.
449
00:17:47,949 --> 00:17:49,649
Whoo!
450
00:17:50,185 --> 00:17:52,439
Yeah, baby, that's
the good burn right there.
451
00:17:52,452 --> 00:17:54,356
Yeah. Yeah, man.
452
00:17:54,375 --> 00:17:57,089
I know cocaine when
I taste it on my lips.
453
00:17:57,442 --> 00:17:59,582
Oh, yeah. Keep that--
454
00:17:59,608 --> 00:18:00,640
[phones ringing]
455
00:18:01,002 --> 00:18:02,403
[Sighs]
456
00:18:07,923 --> 00:18:10,691
[Cell phone jingling]
457
00:18:17,163 --> 00:18:18,461
[Doorbell dings]
458
00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:19,923
Oh, snaps.
459
00:18:19,949 --> 00:18:21,925
- Oh, wow.
- Oh, whoa, the cops are here.
460
00:18:21,939 --> 00:18:24,436
We received complaints
about a heavyset Asian man
461
00:18:24,448 --> 00:18:26,631
destroying front yards
in the neighborhood.
462
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:28,393
They said he
came from here.
463
00:18:28,406 --> 00:18:29,920
So let me get this straight.
464
00:18:29,940 --> 00:18:33,447
He's in trouble, and we're not
in trouble for do-- for--
465
00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:35,922
we're not in trouble.
466
00:18:36,342 --> 00:18:38,095
You just keep
the noise level down.
467
00:18:38,102 --> 00:18:40,835
- Mm-hmm.
- Another complaint, and you'll be cited.
468
00:18:44,499 --> 00:18:48,032
Woman, I tell you that right now.
Hey, are we doing this or what?
469
00:18:48,051 --> 00:18:50,021
We actually had to flush the
drugs when the cops got here.
470
00:18:50,034 --> 00:18:52,499
It was almost a huge bust,
so we just saved you.
471
00:18:52,521 --> 00:18:53,586
Drugs?
472
00:18:53,605 --> 00:18:57,997
I bought rare Princess Diana Beanie
babies from Karl, the collector,
473
00:18:58,024 --> 00:18:59,864
and I paid him up front.
474
00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:01,575
Well, I mean, if you really want 'em,
475
00:19:01,587 --> 00:19:03,497
I think you could pull 'em
out of the toilet.
476
00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:06,170
I mean, they're just in pieces,
but-- the fabric's okay.
477
00:19:06,183 --> 00:19:09,202
You tell Karl he'll be
hearing from me.
478
00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:11,042
- Whoa, whoa.
- [Shouting]
479
00:19:11,068 --> 00:19:12,038
- My hair's on fire!
- Dude.
480
00:19:12,058 --> 00:19:13,211
[Screaming]
481
00:19:19,710 --> 00:19:24,380
{pub}Okay, we no longer need any
of you here, so ditch day is over.
482
00:19:24,390 --> 00:19:25,586
Bye.
[Door clicks]
483
00:19:26,852 --> 00:19:28,279
Ditch day?
484
00:19:28,313 --> 00:19:30,100
Everybody back
to the office.
485
00:19:30,113 --> 00:19:33,686
Adam, Blake, Anders, you three
are suspended without pay
486
00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:35,166
until I feel like it.
487
00:19:35,180 --> 00:19:36,620
- What? It wasn't our--
- we were trying to--
488
00:19:36,626 --> 00:19:40,643
No. No. No! No! No!
People were miserable.
489
00:19:40,649 --> 00:19:43,156
Adam, Blake, and Anders
were just trying to help.
490
00:19:43,187 --> 00:19:45,980
You treat us like you don't even
give a damn about us.
491
00:19:46,005 --> 00:19:47,532
Why are you even here now?
492
00:19:47,545 --> 00:19:50,093
I'll answer. For yourself.
493
00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:51,592
- Uh-huh.
- Mm-hmm.
494
00:19:52,544 --> 00:19:53,297
[Sighs]
495
00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:54,980
I know. I--
496
00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:57,867
it's just sales get low,
and then I get stressed out,
497
00:19:57,892 --> 00:20:00,588
and all of that trickles down.
I--
498
00:20:01,063 --> 00:20:02,906
I owe you an apology.
499
00:20:04,930 --> 00:20:07,517
Guys, I have an idea.
500
00:20:07,537 --> 00:20:10,243
What if we hit
the freaking phones
501
00:20:10,256 --> 00:20:12,868
and got corporate
off Alice's back?
502
00:20:12,881 --> 00:20:15,688
- Come on! - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah!
- Yeah. Yeah, let's do that.
503
00:20:15,694 --> 00:20:18,104
- Sure. Hell yeah.
- Come on! Yes!
504
00:20:18,797 --> 00:20:20,724
Okay. All right, sure.
505
00:20:20,756 --> 00:20:22,946
Yeah, why not. I mean--
506
00:20:23,461 --> 00:20:24,668
thanks, Adam.
507
00:20:24,681 --> 00:20:28,131
- Good idea. Major cool points.
- No.
508
00:20:29,179 --> 00:20:30,979
- I accept them.
- Great.
509
00:20:31,365 --> 00:20:34,558
Ding dong. Aloha, guys.
510
00:20:34,572 --> 00:20:38,444
It's me, Karl again. Whoa, hey.
Look, I got a text from Fran.
511
00:20:38,457 --> 00:20:41,717
She said the beanie baby
handoff didn't go as planned.
512
00:20:41,737 --> 00:20:43,361
- Sorry about that.
- That's all right.
513
00:20:43,373 --> 00:20:45,493
I'll just give her a good munchin'.
[Animals growling]
514
00:20:45,528 --> 00:20:48,155
Hey, check it out. I got my
coyotes across the bordie.
515
00:20:48,162 --> 00:20:50,468
You were talking
about real coyotes?
516
00:20:50,481 --> 00:20:51,908
- Uh, yeah.
- That's cool.
517
00:20:51,921 --> 00:20:53,362
- Cool points.
- Yeah.
518
00:20:53,375 --> 00:20:55,569
Karl, those are wolves.
519
00:20:56,394 --> 00:20:57,577
Wild wolves.
520
00:20:58,248 --> 00:20:59,385
Nuh-uh.
521
00:21:00,276 --> 00:21:01,223
I put ropes on 'em.
522
00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:06,402
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Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
523
00:21:06,626 --> 00:21:08,394
- You bitch ass.
- You're the bitch ass.
524
00:21:08,419 --> 00:21:11,272
- I'm not afraid of you, dude.
- Stop--stop this.
525
00:21:11,297 --> 00:21:13,037
- Shut up.
- Okay, just stop, dude.
526
00:21:13,062 --> 00:21:15,362
- Come on, dude. I'll run at you and do it.
- Just stop. Just stop.
527
00:21:15,372 --> 00:21:18,552
I'm not afraid of you.
I'm not. What?
528
00:21:19,032 --> 00:21:21,460
Dude, I don't want to--
I don't want to--okay, man.