1 00:00:17,390 --> 00:00:20,250 The guys and I are about to leave for the airport, 2 00:00:20,290 --> 00:00:21,890 and I'm so excited to see you. 3 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:24,760 - Is that Ryan? - I can't wait for you to see my hometown. 4 00:00:24,790 --> 00:00:26,930 It's going to be just like An Affair to Remember, 5 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:29,530 only instead of the Empire State Building on New Year's Eve, 6 00:00:29,560 --> 00:00:31,700 it's going to be a winery near the Portland airport 7 00:00:31,730 --> 00:00:33,240 at my dad's wedding. 8 00:00:33,270 --> 00:00:36,570 Anyway, I love you, I miss you. 9 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:39,310 - (Schmidt groans) - Hello? Hello? 10 00:00:39,340 --> 00:00:40,750 Sounds like I lost you for a minute! 11 00:00:40,780 --> 00:00:41,780 (chuckles) 12 00:00:41,810 --> 00:00:43,110 Are you there?! 13 00:00:43,140 --> 00:00:45,750 Where's my widdle Eng-wish man? 14 00:00:45,780 --> 00:00:48,390 And with that, Ryan walked into the River Thames 15 00:00:48,420 --> 00:00:50,150 and accepted death. 16 00:00:50,180 --> 00:00:52,390 The joke's on you, 'cause I wasn't even talking to him. 17 00:00:52,420 --> 00:00:54,390 I was leaving a voice mail. 18 00:00:54,420 --> 00:00:55,930 Haven't talked to him for a week. 19 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:58,460 Are you guys making a group face? 20 00:00:58,490 --> 00:00:59,500 - No, we're not... - No. 21 00:00:59,530 --> 00:01:00,400 - Nah. - Guys, look, 22 00:01:00,430 --> 00:01:02,000 Ryan and I are great. 23 00:01:02,030 --> 00:01:03,570 Really? 'Cause he doesn't call enough. 24 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:05,100 And when he does, it's in the middle of the night. 25 00:01:05,130 --> 00:01:06,470 Ryan didn't want to move to England, 26 00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:07,740 he had to move to England. 27 00:01:07,770 --> 00:01:09,410 For the last couple of weeks, 28 00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:11,510 you've been keeping Nick hours, and... and it's ugly. 29 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:14,410 Hey. Sorry. 30 00:01:14,440 --> 00:01:16,250 I was talking to Ryan before he went to work 31 00:01:16,280 --> 00:01:17,680 and I must have fallen asleep. 32 00:01:17,710 --> 00:01:20,690 Friend to friend, am I wearing pants? 33 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:22,350 The situation isn't ideal, 34 00:01:22,380 --> 00:01:25,620 however, long distance is super romantic. 35 00:01:25,650 --> 00:01:27,690 Plus I don't have to shave my legs every day 36 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:28,760 which is a real plus. 37 00:01:28,790 --> 00:01:29,830 You know, Fawn shaves herself 38 00:01:29,860 --> 00:01:31,130 from toe to chin. 39 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:32,660 Every single day. 40 00:01:32,690 --> 00:01:34,670 God, I love my girlfriend. 41 00:01:34,700 --> 00:01:36,600 Hey. Oh, Cece. 42 00:01:36,630 --> 00:01:38,000 CECE: Yeah, what? Huge news. 43 00:01:38,030 --> 00:01:40,100 Jake Apex is coming to the wedding. 44 00:01:40,130 --> 00:01:41,810 Jake Apex? 45 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:43,270 Who is Jake Apex? 46 00:01:43,300 --> 00:01:44,840 Jake Apex is Cece's high school crush. 47 00:01:44,870 --> 00:01:48,710 Never did anything for me, but turned Cece to soup. 48 00:01:48,740 --> 00:01:50,680 - Thanks. - Mm. Yeah. 49 00:01:50,710 --> 00:01:52,020 Is he one of them Portland hippies? 50 00:01:52,050 --> 00:01:53,220 'Cause I hate them Portland hippies. 51 00:01:53,250 --> 00:01:54,220 CECE: He is a legend. 52 00:01:54,250 --> 00:01:55,650 Every time I spoke to him, 53 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:57,820 I'd have a full-blown tiny kid stroke. 54 00:01:57,850 --> 00:01:59,660 Hey, killer. 55 00:01:59,690 --> 00:02:01,660 I... d... uh... mm... 56 00:02:01,690 --> 00:02:03,130 (sputters) 57 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:05,730 Yeah, well, I got a bad feeling about this guy. 58 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:07,830 Why, because he's bomb and Cece wants some? 59 00:02:07,860 --> 00:02:09,700 No. Other reasons. 60 00:02:09,730 --> 00:02:13,430 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go water my succulents. 61 00:02:18,170 --> 00:02:19,410 How do you know Apex is so cute? 62 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:20,410 I just assumed. 63 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:22,410 Winston, stop with the look, okay? 64 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:23,820 Otherwise I will murder you 65 00:02:23,850 --> 00:02:25,520 and clean up your blood with your cat. 66 00:02:25,550 --> 00:02:29,490 All right? For the 50th time, I do not like Schmidt. 67 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:31,020 Good luck finding my cat. 68 00:02:31,050 --> 00:02:33,160 You know, I haven't seen him in weeks. 69 00:02:33,190 --> 00:02:35,160 My best man suit. 70 00:02:35,190 --> 00:02:36,660 Oh. 71 00:02:36,690 --> 00:02:38,200 I'm my dad's best man. 72 00:02:38,230 --> 00:02:40,590 He wanted a boy. My middle name's Christopher. 73 00:02:45,700 --> 00:02:47,630 Yeah. 74 00:02:54,260 --> 00:02:57,550 ♪ You're scheming on a thing, that's sabotage ♪ 75 00:02:57,580 --> 00:03:01,520 ♪ I can't stand it, I know you planned it ♪ 76 00:03:01,550 --> 00:03:03,590 ♪ I'm-a set it straight, this Watergate... ♪ 77 00:03:03,620 --> 00:03:05,120 The Co-Pays are awesome. 78 00:03:05,150 --> 00:03:07,290 I can't believe they're also pharmacists. 79 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:09,690 ♪ I'm-a Buddy Rich when I fly off the handle ♪ 80 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:12,600 ♪ What could it be? It's a mirage ♪ 81 00:03:12,630 --> 00:03:15,100 ♪ You're scheming on a thing, that's sabotage. ♪ 82 00:03:15,130 --> 00:03:16,630 MAN: That's really good. 83 00:03:16,660 --> 00:03:17,770 (applauding, whooping) 84 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:19,970 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 85 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,310 This is a nice place. 86 00:03:21,340 --> 00:03:23,140 I mean, it's not the best vineyard in Portland. 87 00:03:23,170 --> 00:03:25,610 - Here we go. - That's Bartleby Cellars, of course. 88 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:27,080 How would you even know that? 89 00:03:27,110 --> 00:03:28,810 Whenever Coach goes to a new city, 90 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:31,450 he learns all about it, like a real weirdo. 91 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:32,980 I was an army brat, all right? 92 00:03:33,010 --> 00:03:35,050 I moved a lot. Assimilating was key. 93 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:35,950 Oh, and by the way, 94 00:03:35,980 --> 00:03:37,490 calling somebody weird in Portland 95 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:39,390 is actually a compliment, so thank you, Nick. 96 00:03:39,420 --> 00:03:40,730 Hey, oh. 97 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:42,160 It's just... Oh. 98 00:03:42,190 --> 00:03:43,760 Sorry, I thought I heard my phone ringing. 99 00:03:43,790 --> 00:03:46,000 Ryan's supposed to call me before he gets on the plane. 100 00:03:46,030 --> 00:03:48,400 - Oh! Sorry. - Jess, just take your phone out. 101 00:03:48,430 --> 00:03:50,070 No, Nick, I want to be here with you guys. 102 00:03:50,100 --> 00:03:52,000 I want to... Sorry. 103 00:03:52,030 --> 00:03:53,070 I just want to... 104 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:54,070 Sorry. 105 00:03:54,100 --> 00:03:55,670 Does anybody else hear buzzing? 106 00:03:55,700 --> 00:03:57,180 - No. - No, 'cause it's not buzzing. 107 00:03:57,210 --> 00:03:59,280 No, honey, but, you know, he's going to be here soon, okay? 108 00:03:59,310 --> 00:04:00,280 Yeah. 109 00:04:00,310 --> 00:04:02,310 Are you guys still touring the city? 110 00:04:02,340 --> 00:04:04,480 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 111 00:04:04,510 --> 00:04:07,090 I made about 12 drafts of this map. 112 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:08,520 Couldn't figure out where to go. 113 00:04:08,550 --> 00:04:10,820 Had to fit 18 years into one morning. 114 00:04:10,850 --> 00:04:12,360 So, here it is. 115 00:04:12,390 --> 00:04:14,030 Aw. I'm so excited to show him Portland, 116 00:04:14,060 --> 00:04:16,490 and my mom is so excited to meet him. 117 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:18,760 And I'm going to show him... 118 00:04:18,790 --> 00:04:20,130 - Jess, it's not buzzing. - It's not buzzing. 119 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:21,830 - I promise you it's not. - It's not buzzing. 120 00:04:21,860 --> 00:04:23,700 - Oh, there's my dad. - Hey, guys. 121 00:04:23,730 --> 00:04:25,140 Sounded great. You sounded great. 122 00:04:25,170 --> 00:04:27,310 You look terrific, too. 123 00:04:27,340 --> 00:04:28,640 Hey! 124 00:04:28,670 --> 00:04:30,980 - Oh, there's my daughter. - Oh... 125 00:04:31,010 --> 00:04:34,050 I thought we talked about you not calling me that. 126 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:35,610 Yeah, yeah. 127 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:37,150 Hey, how's the food? 128 00:04:37,180 --> 00:04:38,720 I haven't eaten in three weeks. 129 00:04:38,750 --> 00:04:40,350 Trying to fit into my wedding dress. 130 00:04:40,380 --> 00:04:41,690 (laughs) 131 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:43,450 Had a dream about a crouton last night. 132 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:44,690 And, um... 133 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:47,660 And that was the whole dream. 134 00:04:47,690 --> 00:04:49,590 Ooh, before I forget, 135 00:04:49,620 --> 00:04:50,660 best man. 136 00:04:50,690 --> 00:04:51,660 (chuckles) Aw. 137 00:04:51,690 --> 00:04:52,800 The wedding rings. 138 00:04:52,830 --> 00:04:55,630 Hey, I want you to meet a bunch of relatives 139 00:04:55,660 --> 00:04:57,240 that are all going to be dead in a couple of years. 140 00:04:57,270 --> 00:04:58,670 - Oh, good idea. - Oh. 141 00:04:58,700 --> 00:05:00,040 Hey, what happened to the British guy? 142 00:05:00,070 --> 00:05:01,500 He's coming tomorrow. 143 00:05:02,770 --> 00:05:04,080 MAN: Hey, Jake. 144 00:05:04,110 --> 00:05:06,510 Jake Apex. That's him. That's him right there. 145 00:05:06,540 --> 00:05:08,350 WINSTON: I will say one thing about that man 146 00:05:08,380 --> 00:05:11,420 that I've only said about Ryan Gosling... hot damn! 147 00:05:11,450 --> 00:05:12,420 What's up, Winston? 148 00:05:12,450 --> 00:05:13,520 I'm gonna just go... 149 00:05:13,550 --> 00:05:14,520 I'm gonna go talk to him, yeah. 150 00:05:14,550 --> 00:05:16,250 - WINSTON: You're good. - Yup. 151 00:05:16,280 --> 00:05:17,920 - You're okay. - Gonna... 152 00:05:17,950 --> 00:05:19,760 I didn't know that was a thing. You... 153 00:05:19,790 --> 00:05:21,620 Okay. 154 00:05:25,290 --> 00:05:26,530 (inaudible) 155 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:28,670 SCHMIDT: Oh, this is very hard to watch. 156 00:05:28,700 --> 00:05:30,070 It's like when Bob Costas 157 00:05:30,100 --> 00:05:31,270 had that eye infection at the O-Lympics. 158 00:05:31,300 --> 00:05:32,900 You mean the Olympics. 159 00:05:32,930 --> 00:05:34,870 (Cece laughing hard) 160 00:05:35,900 --> 00:05:38,270 (whoops) 161 00:05:39,310 --> 00:05:41,450 Okay. Oh, God. 162 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:42,750 Okay, what happened? 163 00:05:42,780 --> 00:05:44,050 Did I look cool? 164 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:46,050 - Uh... - Define "cool." 165 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:47,950 What happened? I don't know what hap... I blacked out. 166 00:05:47,980 --> 00:05:49,090 Okay, look, Cece... 167 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:51,190 I'm gonna help you. 168 00:05:51,220 --> 00:05:53,190 I'm Usher, you're Bieber. 169 00:05:53,220 --> 00:05:54,790 And Jake Apex 170 00:05:54,820 --> 00:05:56,030 is all the hot tracks 171 00:05:56,060 --> 00:05:57,230 that we're going to make together. 172 00:05:57,260 --> 00:05:59,360 - Hey. - Hey. 173 00:05:59,390 --> 00:06:03,770 So, um... Ryan's not coming. 174 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:05,940 Oh, boy. 175 00:06:05,970 --> 00:06:07,240 He has to work on Monday 176 00:06:07,270 --> 00:06:08,640 and he thought, ultimately, 177 00:06:08,670 --> 00:06:10,040 it didn't make sense, which makes sense. 178 00:06:10,070 --> 00:06:11,440 It's not a big deal. 179 00:06:11,470 --> 00:06:13,910 But the tour's canceled. 180 00:06:13,940 --> 00:06:17,310 (in Southern accent): Hey, Randy, the tour's canceled. 181 00:06:18,580 --> 00:06:21,120 (in normal voice): I don't know why I did that. 182 00:06:21,150 --> 00:06:22,720 Anyway, go ahead, Nick. Go ahead. 183 00:06:22,750 --> 00:06:24,590 Talk about how much this sucks. 184 00:06:24,620 --> 00:06:26,060 Tell me that Ryan's not coming 185 00:06:26,090 --> 00:06:27,960 'cause he's a blank who's a blank. 186 00:06:27,990 --> 00:06:29,830 I do have one thing to say. 187 00:06:29,860 --> 00:06:33,500 While you were away, we were all talking 188 00:06:33,530 --> 00:06:36,400 about how much we wanted to go on the tour. 189 00:06:36,430 --> 00:06:39,500 So don't cancel it. We'll do it with you! 190 00:06:39,530 --> 00:06:41,110 - Really? - Yeah! 191 00:06:41,140 --> 00:06:42,040 - Yeah! - Yes! 192 00:06:42,070 --> 00:06:43,110 Really? 193 00:06:43,140 --> 00:06:44,480 - Yes! - Fired up. 194 00:06:44,510 --> 00:06:46,580 - We haven't stopped talking about... - Yeah, man. 195 00:06:46,610 --> 00:06:47,410 Couldn't be more excited. 196 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:48,680 All 18 places! 197 00:06:48,710 --> 00:06:50,650 - There's 18? - Wow. 198 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:52,450 I'm going to add a few more stops, then. 199 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:54,490 I definitely know you'd enjoy the Shakespeare Garden. 200 00:06:54,520 --> 00:06:55,950 Ha-ha, great. 201 00:06:58,730 --> 00:07:01,720 Guys, Jess says she's fine, but I know she's not. 202 00:07:01,750 --> 00:07:03,390 Okay? She needs cheering up. 203 00:07:03,420 --> 00:07:04,590 We're in her hometown. 204 00:07:04,620 --> 00:07:05,890 I can't believe Ryan bailed. 205 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:07,060 I'm not happy with what Ryan's doing. 206 00:07:07,090 --> 00:07:08,560 It's, it's not cool. 207 00:07:08,590 --> 00:07:11,670 But today, it's all sunshine and smiles. 208 00:07:11,700 --> 00:07:13,270 Hey, hey, hey, hey... Let me, let me get sunshine. 209 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:14,440 Let me get sunshine. 210 00:07:14,470 --> 00:07:15,600 Okay, yeah, you can be sunshine. 211 00:07:15,630 --> 00:07:17,310 Yes! (laughs) 212 00:07:17,340 --> 00:07:18,970 Here she is... Sunshine and smiles! 213 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:21,080 (all cheering) 214 00:07:21,110 --> 00:07:22,580 - Jess! - WINSTON: Sending the sun in! 215 00:07:22,610 --> 00:07:23,680 Hi. 216 00:07:23,710 --> 00:07:24,950 So... I'm sorry this is so small. 217 00:07:24,980 --> 00:07:27,450 It was just meant for Ryan and me. 218 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:28,450 - No worries. - No problem. - It's great. 219 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:29,450 Your shoes look super-cute. 220 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:31,190 - You look great. - You look great. 221 00:07:31,220 --> 00:07:33,020 - Let's see if... Ryan... - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 222 00:07:33,050 --> 00:07:36,090 Give me that purse! No more checking in with Ryan. 223 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:37,430 The tour starts now. 224 00:07:37,460 --> 00:07:39,620 (all cheering) 225 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:42,630 JESS: And there's the Italian soda shop 226 00:07:42,660 --> 00:07:45,300 where I first learning what a "not" joke was. 227 00:07:45,330 --> 00:07:46,300 Not! 228 00:07:46,330 --> 00:07:47,840 I... I learned it, actually, 229 00:07:47,870 --> 00:07:49,440 in the candle shop, next-door. 230 00:07:49,470 --> 00:07:51,640 People don't really do "not" jokes anymore. 231 00:07:52,870 --> 00:07:55,110 Not! They'll be in forever! 232 00:07:55,140 --> 00:07:56,650 - Right, guys? - Not! 233 00:07:56,680 --> 00:07:57,980 (laughs) 234 00:07:58,010 --> 00:07:59,510 JESS: And there's the dance studio 235 00:07:59,540 --> 00:08:00,850 where I had my first kiss 236 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:03,620 with the cutest/only boy in my jazz troupe. 237 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:06,120 Then he came out of the closet... super gay. 238 00:08:06,150 --> 00:08:07,460 Then we kissed some more. 239 00:08:07,490 --> 00:08:09,320 Then he went to Oberlin. 240 00:08:09,350 --> 00:08:10,330 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 241 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:11,730 Stop in that store! 242 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:13,590 I'm going full Portland, people. 243 00:08:15,590 --> 00:08:18,230 I'm so Portland right now, they all staring at me 244 00:08:18,260 --> 00:08:20,140 like, "Is that the president of Portland?" 245 00:08:20,170 --> 00:08:21,240 (laughing) 246 00:08:21,270 --> 00:08:23,040 I'm like, "No." 247 00:08:23,070 --> 00:08:26,310 This is the very pizza place where we'd dab our pizzas 248 00:08:26,340 --> 00:08:28,180 with our napkins, to get the grease off, 249 00:08:28,210 --> 00:08:31,250 and then we'd make this kid named Joey 250 00:08:31,280 --> 00:08:32,680 eat the napkins. 251 00:08:32,710 --> 00:08:34,920 (laughing) 252 00:08:34,950 --> 00:08:36,590 I'm not gonna lie... (forced laugh) 253 00:08:36,620 --> 00:08:38,380 I'm Joey. 254 00:08:39,880 --> 00:08:41,060 Hmm. 255 00:08:41,090 --> 00:08:42,190 (gasping): Oh, my God. 256 00:08:42,220 --> 00:08:44,490 CECE: Oh, no, he's here. 257 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:46,860 He's here. He just walked in. 258 00:08:46,890 --> 00:08:48,200 Oh, is he a firefighter? 259 00:08:48,230 --> 00:08:49,560 Seems pretty easy in Portland, huh? 260 00:08:49,590 --> 00:08:51,030 (chuckles) Rain just does the work for you. 261 00:08:51,060 --> 00:08:53,030 Okay, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 262 00:08:53,060 --> 00:08:55,500 No! Do... do not go and talk to him. 263 00:08:55,530 --> 00:08:57,170 Do not go and talk to him. 264 00:08:57,200 --> 00:09:00,210 Cece, not everything's about you, you narcissist. 265 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:02,340 All right, just... go to the bathroom, 266 00:09:02,370 --> 00:09:03,710 like you said you'd... 267 00:09:04,980 --> 00:09:07,020 And... he's talking to him. 268 00:09:07,050 --> 00:09:09,050 Just don't look. Just don't look. Oh, well, he's looking at you. 269 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:09,880 - What? What? Really? - No, like, right now, 270 00:09:09,910 --> 00:09:11,020 he's staring at you. 271 00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:12,590 Don't, don't, don't, don't look, don't look. 272 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:14,390 Don't look. The cutest one's looking right at me. 273 00:09:14,420 --> 00:09:17,130 I don't see a "cute" or "not cute" one, Coach. 274 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:19,430 If you had to choose, which one's the cutest? 275 00:09:19,460 --> 00:09:20,490 Way to the left. 276 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:24,230 (whispering): I'm super nervous. 277 00:09:24,260 --> 00:09:25,400 Now my hands are sweating. 278 00:09:25,430 --> 00:09:26,600 Then wipe 'em off. 279 00:09:26,630 --> 00:09:27,900 If he comes over and shakes your hand, 280 00:09:27,930 --> 00:09:29,070 - you don't want sweaty hands. - Oh, my God! 281 00:09:29,100 --> 00:09:30,710 SCHMIDT: He said he thinks you're cute. 282 00:09:30,740 --> 00:09:32,640 CECE: Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 283 00:09:32,670 --> 00:09:33,880 JESS: Hey, Nick, can I have my phone? 284 00:09:33,910 --> 00:09:35,640 You know what? Never mind. I don't care. 285 00:09:36,940 --> 00:09:39,110 So this is my childhood home, 286 00:09:39,140 --> 00:09:40,580 the place of my birth. 287 00:09:40,610 --> 00:09:42,480 Thank you guys so much for doing this, 288 00:09:42,510 --> 00:09:44,050 and coming on this tour with me. 289 00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:46,320 I forgot all about... 290 00:09:46,350 --> 00:09:49,620 (with British accent): Hello, hello, hello, darling! 291 00:09:49,650 --> 00:09:52,430 ("God Save the Queen" playing) 292 00:09:52,460 --> 00:09:55,500 Where's the famous Mr. Geauxinue? 293 00:09:55,530 --> 00:09:57,130 JESS: Um... well... 294 00:09:57,160 --> 00:09:59,000 actually, um, Ryan... 295 00:09:59,030 --> 00:10:01,240 had to cancel last-minute, so he's not coming. 296 00:10:01,270 --> 00:10:03,240 I'm so sorry. 297 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:05,610 Oh, honey... 298 00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:07,110 that's just awful. 299 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:08,610 Aw... 300 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:10,610 Damn men. 301 00:10:10,640 --> 00:10:13,110 Oh, I feel so bad for you. 302 00:10:13,140 --> 00:10:15,120 Hey, Mom... Mom... Oh, honey... 303 00:10:15,150 --> 00:10:16,690 Um... 304 00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:19,690 don't get emotional, okay? 305 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:22,120 'Cause if you get emotional, I'll get emotional. 306 00:10:22,150 --> 00:10:23,360 Let's talk about happy stuff. 307 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:24,790 Did you guys see the video of 308 00:10:24,820 --> 00:10:26,630 the panda farting and falling of a branch? 309 00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:28,030 (everyone laughing) 310 00:10:28,060 --> 00:10:29,500 - Pretty crazy, man. - It was funny. It was funny. 311 00:10:29,530 --> 00:10:30,600 WINSTON: It made me laugh. 312 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:33,030 Who wants scramblies? 313 00:10:33,060 --> 00:10:34,200 You know I do, Mom. 314 00:10:34,230 --> 00:10:35,470 (voice breaking): Good. 315 00:10:37,870 --> 00:10:39,200 (crying) 316 00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:46,850 Look, this might not be the right time 317 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:48,550 to say this, you guys, but, uh, 318 00:10:48,580 --> 00:10:50,390 should we take a straw poll on this whole Cosby thing? 319 00:10:50,420 --> 00:10:52,150 JESS: I just want to clarify 320 00:10:52,180 --> 00:10:54,990 to everyone here that I am fine. 321 00:10:55,020 --> 00:10:56,460 Which is why I'm fine. 322 00:10:56,490 --> 00:10:57,460 - Great! - Yeah. 323 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,060 - Finer than fine. - Mm-hmm. 324 00:10:59,090 --> 00:11:01,130 - COACH: Which is why I'm fine. - SCHMIDT: Fantastic! 325 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:02,160 - CECE: I'm fine, too. Everybody's great. - SCHMIDT: Perfect. 326 00:11:02,190 --> 00:11:03,700 (stifled crying) 327 00:11:03,730 --> 00:11:05,370 I'm not fine! 328 00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:07,140 NICK: I can't do this anymore. 329 00:11:07,170 --> 00:11:08,740 It's not all smiles and sunshine. 330 00:11:08,770 --> 00:11:10,710 It's not! 331 00:11:10,740 --> 00:11:13,070 Look, Ryan bailed and that's a dick move. 332 00:11:13,100 --> 00:11:14,580 And that's the truth. 333 00:11:14,610 --> 00:11:17,910 (crying): I'm fine, I'm just gonna go to my room. 334 00:11:17,940 --> 00:11:20,380 (crying): I made scones. 335 00:11:20,410 --> 00:11:21,680 (door slams) 336 00:11:21,710 --> 00:11:23,690 Was that sunshine or smiles? Hmm? 337 00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:25,550 (rock music blaring) 338 00:11:25,580 --> 00:11:27,660 Oh... 339 00:11:27,690 --> 00:11:29,390 Joanie... (chuckles) 340 00:11:29,420 --> 00:11:32,090 I don't want to lie to you, so I'm not... 341 00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:33,890 There's shells all in these eggs. 342 00:11:36,590 --> 00:11:39,820 So, Joan, how do you, uh, feel about Bob getting remarried? 343 00:11:39,850 --> 00:11:41,390 Mm! Oh, I'm fine. 344 00:11:41,420 --> 00:11:42,930 I just feel bad for Ashley. 345 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:44,300 I mean, let's just say 346 00:11:44,330 --> 00:11:45,960 he's a man with a healthy appetite, 347 00:11:45,990 --> 00:11:48,330 except one thing. 348 00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:49,900 (coughing) 349 00:11:49,930 --> 00:11:51,270 Well, that's a visual. 350 00:11:51,300 --> 00:11:52,940 I don't really have a burning desire 351 00:11:52,970 --> 00:11:54,470 to stick around for the wedding, 352 00:11:54,500 --> 00:11:56,170 so I'm going on a trip 353 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:58,440 - with some friends. - Hmm! 354 00:11:58,470 --> 00:12:01,280 A trip I've never taken before. 355 00:12:01,310 --> 00:12:02,510 Hmm! 356 00:12:05,810 --> 00:12:07,610 (rock music blaring) 357 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:12,460 Hey! You mind if I turn this down? 358 00:12:12,490 --> 00:12:14,530 (volume decreases) 359 00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:17,260 "AP Stat Jams." 360 00:12:17,290 --> 00:12:18,790 Advanced Placement. 361 00:12:19,730 --> 00:12:21,130 Very smart. 362 00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:23,870 How many Lilith Fairs did you go to? 363 00:12:23,900 --> 00:12:26,200 Oh, Method Man performed at that one? 364 00:12:26,230 --> 00:12:27,710 It's Liliths Fair. 365 00:12:27,740 --> 00:12:30,170 Like "passersby..." 366 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:31,640 or "attorneys general." 367 00:12:31,670 --> 00:12:34,680 Well, look, I came to, uh... give you this. 368 00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:37,650 Text Ryan as much as you want, it's none of my business. 369 00:12:37,680 --> 00:12:40,280 I just think long-distance relationships suck. 370 00:12:40,310 --> 00:12:43,520 I once broke up with a woman who lived in Irvine, 371 00:12:43,550 --> 00:12:45,160 and that's only 30 minutes away. 372 00:12:45,190 --> 00:12:47,530 Mind you, I had hornets living in my car at the time, 373 00:12:47,560 --> 00:12:48,960 which was a factor, 374 00:12:48,990 --> 00:12:51,130 but the commute was also a big part of it. 375 00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:52,530 Well, look, Nick, we're different, 376 00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:53,800 and just because it's difficult with Ryan, 377 00:12:53,830 --> 00:12:54,900 doesn't mean we're doomed. 378 00:12:54,930 --> 00:12:56,530 We're star-crossed lovers. 379 00:12:56,560 --> 00:12:58,670 We're like Kate and Leo... 380 00:12:58,700 --> 00:13:01,970 or... Claire and Leo, or... 381 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,840 whatever blonde Leo is taking on boats. 382 00:13:04,870 --> 00:13:06,310 They're all doomed. 383 00:13:06,340 --> 00:13:07,980 Leo ain't gonna settle down... He ain't ready. 384 00:13:08,010 --> 00:13:11,720 I'm a hopeless romantic, and I always have been. 385 00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:13,580 Which is why... 386 00:13:13,610 --> 00:13:16,150 I mean, it's a nice notion, it's just... 387 00:13:16,180 --> 00:13:18,660 from 1994 to 2001, 388 00:13:18,690 --> 00:13:21,230 I believed that Jordan Catalano 389 00:13:21,260 --> 00:13:22,830 was gonna show up in my driveway 390 00:13:22,860 --> 00:13:24,330 after a dirt bike accident, 391 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:27,670 all scruffy and... beautiful... 392 00:13:27,700 --> 00:13:30,700 and he would need a bath and some... 393 00:13:30,730 --> 00:13:32,340 medical attention. 394 00:13:32,370 --> 00:13:34,240 You think that little boy is driving a dirt bike? 395 00:13:34,270 --> 00:13:36,540 He looks a lot like you. 396 00:13:36,570 --> 00:13:38,540 That's me, that's Jordan Catalano. 397 00:13:38,570 --> 00:13:40,010 I honestly couldn't tell the difference. 398 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:41,550 I swear to God. I'm not trying to be mean. 399 00:13:41,580 --> 00:13:43,610 You know what the problem with Jordan Catalano is? 400 00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:45,880 Yeah... an undiagnosed learning disability. 401 00:13:45,910 --> 00:13:47,790 Oh, I didn't know the boy had mental problems... 402 00:13:47,820 --> 00:13:49,120 I wouldn't be teasing him, but... 403 00:13:49,150 --> 00:13:51,960 No, it's that he's fake. 404 00:13:51,990 --> 00:13:53,960 The only thing that matters 405 00:13:53,990 --> 00:13:57,260 is if the guy is there for you when you need him. 406 00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:02,470 Otherwise, you're dating a wall. 407 00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:04,700 I have to get to my dad's wedding. I didn't... 408 00:14:04,730 --> 00:14:06,700 I didn't come in here trying to be harsh, I'm ju... 409 00:14:06,730 --> 00:14:08,770 I was trying to be helpful and it's not working 410 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,110 and I apologize. 411 00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:12,510 I was coming in as a friend, Je... 412 00:14:16,410 --> 00:14:18,410 I'm sure that's just her. 413 00:14:21,020 --> 00:14:23,250 Well, the dream's dead. 414 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:24,820 Apparently, Jake Apex has to work, 415 00:14:24,850 --> 00:14:26,720 so he's not gonna come to the wedding. 416 00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:29,390 I'm wearing the craziest underwear for nothing. 417 00:14:29,420 --> 00:14:31,660 Okay, look, Cece, you know what we do? We regroup. 418 00:14:31,690 --> 00:14:33,230 No, it's fine, Schmidt. I'm over it. 419 00:14:33,260 --> 00:14:35,630 It is not fine. 420 00:14:35,660 --> 00:14:38,000 Look, Cece, you're the most amazing woman I ever met. 421 00:14:39,870 --> 00:14:41,170 If you want Jake Apex, 422 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:44,280 I'm gonna help you get Jake Apex. 423 00:14:44,310 --> 00:14:46,940 I'm never gonna stop trying to make you happy, Cece. 424 00:14:48,980 --> 00:14:50,780 I promise you, for the rest of my... 425 00:14:50,810 --> 00:14:52,150 (phone ringing) 426 00:14:52,180 --> 00:14:53,680 Oh, look at that, it's Fawn. 427 00:14:53,710 --> 00:14:55,120 Hello, Councilwoman Moscato. 428 00:14:55,150 --> 00:14:57,150 (quietly): Oh, yeah. 429 00:14:57,180 --> 00:14:58,920 (panting): Guys! 430 00:14:58,950 --> 00:15:00,690 I forgot the rings at the house. 431 00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:02,530 They're in my purse in my room. 432 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:04,260 And now I have to go get my dad ready. 433 00:15:04,290 --> 00:15:06,600 Apparently, he's wearing some kind of a male corset. 434 00:15:06,630 --> 00:15:08,470 All right, Coach and I will get the rings... 435 00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:09,700 You don't have a car. 436 00:15:09,730 --> 00:15:11,840 All right. Okay. 437 00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:13,540 Wait! 438 00:15:13,570 --> 00:15:14,970 All right. 439 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,610 Let's do this. 440 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:18,310 (chuckles): Yeah. 441 00:15:18,340 --> 00:15:19,310 Okay. Okay. 442 00:15:19,340 --> 00:15:21,210 - Okay, ready? - Yep, yep. 443 00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:23,650 Go easy. I'm not on! 444 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:26,850 - You're not?! - I'm not on! I'm not on! 445 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:28,450 You don't have the rings?! 446 00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:29,890 - Well, Dad, hold on... - You don't have the rings?! 447 00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:31,960 Oh! Damn it, no! That's... 448 00:15:31,990 --> 00:15:33,060 No, this is bad. 449 00:15:33,090 --> 00:15:34,460 We're doomed! 450 00:15:34,490 --> 00:15:35,830 You look beautiful, but we are doomed. 451 00:15:35,860 --> 00:15:37,060 (groans) 452 00:15:37,090 --> 00:15:39,060 Oh, yeah. 453 00:15:39,090 --> 00:15:41,030 (sighs) 454 00:15:41,060 --> 00:15:42,730 I wish these were filled with ground beef. 455 00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:44,070 (ringtone playing) 456 00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:45,970 Oh, wait, this is Nick! Nick's calling! 457 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,810 He's probably walking in the door. Here. 458 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:48,810 Hey. 459 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:49,840 I found the purse, 460 00:15:49,870 --> 00:15:51,380 but your mom has the rings. 461 00:15:51,410 --> 00:15:52,740 What? (chuckles) 462 00:15:52,770 --> 00:15:54,010 Can you ask her for them? 463 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,150 Yeah, it's a little hard right now. 464 00:15:56,180 --> 00:15:58,980 Remember she said she was going on a trip? 465 00:15:59,010 --> 00:16:00,510 (women laughing, howling) 466 00:16:07,890 --> 00:16:09,490 It's gonna be a hair longer. 467 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:11,460 It's acid, isn't it? 468 00:16:15,970 --> 00:16:18,340 What is taking them so long? 469 00:16:18,370 --> 00:16:20,780 (laughs): Hi! 470 00:16:20,810 --> 00:16:23,910 Um... so the wedding will begin shortly. 471 00:16:23,940 --> 00:16:25,880 (crowd sighs) But first, 472 00:16:25,910 --> 00:16:29,020 I'm gonna start you off with a crowd-pleasing, 473 00:16:29,050 --> 00:16:31,390 nondenominational... 474 00:16:31,420 --> 00:16:33,520 Something in it for everyone... (chuckles) 475 00:16:33,550 --> 00:16:34,950 "Ave Maria." 476 00:16:36,490 --> 00:16:41,290 ♪ Ah... ♪ 477 00:16:43,830 --> 00:16:45,930 (continues holding note) 478 00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:48,810 ♪ Ve... ♪ 479 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:52,480 (continues holding note) 480 00:16:52,510 --> 00:16:53,640 Joan, I need you to focus. 481 00:16:53,670 --> 00:16:55,110 I need you to help me 482 00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:56,680 find those rings. (grunts) 483 00:16:56,710 --> 00:16:57,920 We have the rings. 484 00:16:57,950 --> 00:16:59,320 They all... all of you... We all have the rings. 485 00:16:59,350 --> 00:17:00,920 Everyone's got the ring. Come into the womb. 486 00:17:00,950 --> 00:17:03,320 - Come into the womb. - I don't want to come in the womb. 487 00:17:03,350 --> 00:17:06,160 - Come into the womb. - I'm not a womb guy! I'm not a womb guy! 488 00:17:06,190 --> 00:17:08,730 ♪ Mari... ♪ 489 00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:11,060 (continues holding note) 490 00:17:11,090 --> 00:17:12,800 - Show me the rings! - The womb. 491 00:17:12,830 --> 00:17:13,800 WOMEN (chanting): Reverse. Birth. 492 00:17:13,830 --> 00:17:15,470 Can I just see that? 493 00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:16,970 Reverse. Birth. 494 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,100 That's not it. 495 00:17:18,130 --> 00:17:22,200 ♪ Ah... ♪ 496 00:17:24,270 --> 00:17:25,810 ♪ Ah... ♪ 497 00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:27,280 - WOMEN (chanting): Reverse. Birth. - Here we go! 498 00:17:27,310 --> 00:17:29,010 This is a real Portland experience! 499 00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:30,510 Ah, hippie hair in my mouth! 500 00:17:30,540 --> 00:17:31,750 Hippie hair in my mouth! 501 00:17:31,780 --> 00:17:33,620 (squeaking chatter) 502 00:17:33,650 --> 00:17:36,250 And with that message from Beaker, 503 00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:39,420 all of the Muppets have wished Bob and Ashley 504 00:17:39,450 --> 00:17:41,490 a very happy wedding. 505 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:43,030 (growling voice): Except for me. 506 00:17:43,060 --> 00:17:45,430 (normal voice): Cookie Monster, is that you? 507 00:17:45,460 --> 00:17:47,460 Now, I understand, Cookie Monster, 508 00:17:47,490 --> 00:17:51,440 you've got a very special song to sing for us. 509 00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:54,640 (growling voice): Yes, I do! 510 00:17:54,670 --> 00:17:57,470 ♪ Ah... ♪ 511 00:17:57,500 --> 00:18:01,180 ♪ Ve... ♪ 512 00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:02,550 ♪ Mari... ♪ 513 00:18:02,580 --> 00:18:04,880 (fire alarm wailing) 514 00:18:04,910 --> 00:18:07,180 There are a lot of ways to stall a wedding, okay? 515 00:18:07,210 --> 00:18:08,350 And you just happened to... 516 00:18:08,380 --> 00:18:10,020 Go talk to him. 517 00:18:10,050 --> 00:18:12,750 Yeah. Talk to the guy you like. 518 00:18:17,220 --> 00:18:18,630 Hey, killer. 519 00:18:18,660 --> 00:18:21,170 Hey, so, uh... 520 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,500 I'd love to see you again before you leave. 521 00:18:22,530 --> 00:18:24,200 To be honest with you, Cece, 522 00:18:24,230 --> 00:18:26,670 I've always had a crush on you. 523 00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:29,640 Oh, God. 524 00:18:29,670 --> 00:18:31,840 Okay, so I've never said this out loud before, but... 525 00:18:33,870 --> 00:18:37,050 I'm... 526 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:39,020 in love with someone else. 527 00:18:39,050 --> 00:18:41,320 It's kind of complicated because he has a girlfriend, 528 00:18:41,350 --> 00:18:43,020 so I can't tell anybody. 529 00:18:43,050 --> 00:18:45,490 I mean, Winston knows, but you, you don't know Winston. 530 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:47,690 I got to get back to the truck soon. 531 00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:49,190 Power steering's out again. 532 00:18:49,220 --> 00:18:51,060 I'm the only one strong enough to drive it. 533 00:18:51,090 --> 00:18:52,400 - Of course. - But, uh, 534 00:18:52,430 --> 00:18:54,000 I guess I'll see you around. 535 00:18:54,030 --> 00:18:55,430 Yeah, I guess. 536 00:18:56,460 --> 00:18:58,340 (bicycle bell dings) 537 00:18:58,370 --> 00:19:00,600 - Okay, okay. - Got it. 538 00:19:00,630 --> 00:19:02,340 Oh, my God! Thank God you guys are here! 539 00:19:02,370 --> 00:19:03,610 Is my mom okay? (both panting) 540 00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:05,180 It's actually really hard 541 00:19:05,210 --> 00:19:06,940 riding one of these bikes; it's super tiring. 542 00:19:06,970 --> 00:19:08,580 I don't have a watch on. 543 00:19:08,610 --> 00:19:10,480 I don't know why I'm doing that. 544 00:19:11,550 --> 00:19:13,520 Dad, I... 545 00:19:13,550 --> 00:19:15,950 (Bob humming music) 546 00:19:22,990 --> 00:19:24,900 (continues humming) 547 00:19:24,930 --> 00:19:27,360 Aren't they cute? 548 00:19:27,390 --> 00:19:28,830 Cute as a mute. 549 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,370 That's a thing. 550 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:33,570 People-people say that. 551 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:35,270 (sighs) 552 00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:37,440 Love is never what you think it's gonna be, is it? 553 00:19:37,470 --> 00:19:40,540 No, it isn't. 554 00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:43,750 Hey, Nick... 555 00:19:43,780 --> 00:19:46,150 you were right. 556 00:19:46,180 --> 00:19:49,220 He should've been here. 557 00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:52,090 I need a guy who shows up. 558 00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:55,620 'Cause anything else just isn't real. 559 00:19:57,660 --> 00:19:59,830 Jess, you should, uh, know something, too. 560 00:19:59,860 --> 00:20:00,930 I touched 561 00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:02,170 both your mother's breasts 562 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:05,940 in a communal womb earlier today. 563 00:20:05,970 --> 00:20:08,570 I didn't do it on purpose, but there it is. 564 00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:10,310 Thanks for telling me. I appreciate it. 565 00:20:10,340 --> 00:20:12,240 It's a relief to get it off my shoulders. 566 00:20:12,270 --> 00:20:13,340 Thanks for being cool about it. 567 00:20:13,370 --> 00:20:14,510 I'll leave you alone. 568 00:20:14,540 --> 00:20:16,280 (continues humming) 569 00:20:16,310 --> 00:20:18,280 Wait, what? 570 00:20:20,310 --> 00:20:22,290 I didn't read about this place. 571 00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:25,290 That's because it's not in any guidebook, Tagliaboo. 572 00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:27,660 It is called Crush Pond. 573 00:20:27,690 --> 00:20:29,190 At least that's what Jess and I used to call it. 574 00:20:29,220 --> 00:20:30,830 We used to come down here when she liked somebody. 575 00:20:30,860 --> 00:20:32,280 We'd throw a rock in the pond, 576 00:20:32,290 --> 00:20:33,820 and we'd wish that they liked her back. 577 00:20:33,830 --> 00:20:35,460 - Huh. - I'd sit over there 578 00:20:35,470 --> 00:20:36,910 and smoke cloves while she did that. 579 00:20:41,380 --> 00:20:43,870 I broke up with Ryan. 580 00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:45,340 - Wow. - Oh, babe, I'm sorry. 581 00:20:45,350 --> 00:20:47,740 How'd he take it? 582 00:20:47,750 --> 00:20:49,910 Actually, pretty good. 583 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:51,750 - So you got his voice mail. - Yeah. 584 00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:52,830 Sounds about right. 585 00:20:54,930 --> 00:20:56,830 Last stop on the tour. 586 00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:59,870 Um... it's Crush Pond. 587 00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:02,870 So... say a name in your head 588 00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:05,980 and throw the rock in the pond, 589 00:21:05,990 --> 00:21:09,310 and they'll love you forever. 590 00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:11,850 Um, and for the record, that's actually never worked. 591 00:21:11,860 --> 00:21:13,790 (laughs) 592 00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:15,460 So we're gonna do it anyways? 593 00:21:15,470 --> 00:21:16,960 JESS: Yeah. 594 00:21:16,970 --> 00:21:19,400 We're really gonna do this? 595 00:21:19,410 --> 00:21:21,030 I got a big one. 596 00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:22,870 (singsongy): I know who your rock is for. 597 00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:24,010 Winston, you better shut up 598 00:21:24,020 --> 00:21:25,840 before I knock that fade right off your head. 599 00:21:25,850 --> 00:21:28,420 (chuckles): You don't know me like that, Cece. I swear... 600 00:21:28,430 --> 00:21:30,320 - Oh, I know you like that, trust me. - Swear to God... 601 00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:31,960 Uh, I'm gonna say Detroit Pistons. 602 00:21:31,980 --> 00:21:33,260 You're not getting it, man. 603 00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:34,380 What-what is it? 604 00:21:34,410 --> 00:21:36,300 You got to say, like, a lady's name. 605 00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:37,090 Oh. 606 00:21:39,330 --> 00:21:40,660 Gladys. 607 00:21:40,670 --> 00:21:42,210 - A lady you know. - Oh. 608 00:21:42,230 --> 00:21:45,500 To whoever you are, can't wait to meet you. 609 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,230 And I hope you live close by. 610 00:21:48,250 --> 00:21:50,880 Three, two, one.