1 00:00:21,147 --> 00:00:23,263 A tragic ferry accident today-- 2 00:00:23,288 --> 00:00:26,131 apparently a ferry rammed into the shoreline 3 00:00:26,156 --> 00:00:29,963 at full speed near a local power plant there. 4 00:00:29,970 --> 00:00:33,496 There are multiple fatalities and injuries reported at this hour. 5 00:00:33,503 --> 00:00:36,345 DEE: That's really depressing, and how do you lose control of a ferry? 6 00:00:36,358 --> 00:00:37,532 They're slow as shit. 7 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:38,951 - MAC: Guy must've been drunk. - DENNIS: Yeah. 8 00:00:38,968 --> 00:00:41,175 FRANK: Hey-yo! Check out my new threads. 9 00:00:41,181 --> 00:00:42,610 Picked them up at the airport. 10 00:00:42,618 --> 00:00:43,991 What were you doing at the airport? 11 00:00:43,997 --> 00:00:45,596 I don't know, just farting around. 12 00:00:45,615 --> 00:00:47,930 I found this shop full of this stuff. 13 00:00:47,935 --> 00:00:50,162 Look at that! I got some for everybody. 14 00:00:50,175 --> 00:00:52,562 "Life is happy"? What the hell is that? 15 00:00:52,568 --> 00:00:55,775 Well, it's-it's clothing that supports a positive message. 16 00:00:55,795 --> 00:00:59,975 I mean, you wear it and you celebrate that life is happy, baby. 17 00:00:59,982 --> 00:01:04,058 In other news, a man is in custody for murder of a state witness 18 00:01:04,067 --> 00:01:08,067 who was brutally beheaded by an assailant wielding a stop sign. 19 00:01:08,072 --> 00:01:11,227 A man seeking justice is beheaded by a maniac with a stop sign. 20 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:12,747 You're right, Frank, life is happy. 21 00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:15,903 The suspect in custody is a 59-year-old repeat felon 22 00:01:15,928 --> 00:01:17,748 by the name of Luther MacDonald. 23 00:01:17,755 --> 00:01:19,335 Holy shit-- that's my dad! 24 00:01:19,347 --> 00:01:22,687 If convicted, MacDonald could face the death penalty. 25 00:01:22,699 --> 00:01:25,755 Can you believe what they're saying about my dad having killed that guy?! 26 00:01:25,780 --> 00:01:26,887 - Mmmm. - Yeah. 27 00:01:26,894 --> 00:01:28,401 CHARLIE: Yeah, why-why wouldn't I believe that? 28 00:01:28,414 --> 00:01:29,394 No way. 29 00:01:29,401 --> 00:01:33,294 This has got to be bullshit. He's innocent, and I'm not gonna let the State kill him. 30 00:01:33,307 --> 00:01:35,232 I'm gonna save my dad's life. 31 00:01:47,484 --> 00:01:57,484 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com Resync for WEB-DL by Norther 32 00:01:58,218 --> 00:02:00,536 (indistinct P.A. announcement) 33 00:02:01,326 --> 00:02:03,526 - Thanks for coming with me, man. - Well, you're forcing me to. 34 00:02:03,539 --> 00:02:04,758 - Yeah, well... - So I'm here. 35 00:02:04,764 --> 00:02:08,024 Of course, of course. We got to show support for my dad, right? 36 00:02:08,037 --> 00:02:10,031 We got to let him know that we know he didn't do it. 37 00:02:10,056 --> 00:02:12,488 I know, but I believe that he did, so... 38 00:02:12,493 --> 00:02:14,218 - Well, are you gonna be cool? - I'll be cool, you know, 39 00:02:14,231 --> 00:02:17,051 as long as he doesn't ask us to shove heroin up our ass again, I'll-I'll be cool. 40 00:02:17,064 --> 00:02:18,304 He might and I might do it. 41 00:02:18,317 --> 00:02:19,725 Well, you would enjoy it more than I would. 42 00:02:19,731 --> 00:02:21,459 - Uh, here he comes. - Oh, here he comes. 43 00:02:22,021 --> 00:02:26,488 Oh, Dad! He looks great, huh? Dad! Da-Dad! Hey! How are you? 44 00:02:26,497 --> 00:02:29,848 It's been so long! Look! I-I brought a picture of Mom here 45 00:02:29,873 --> 00:02:32,691 just to make you feel more at home. She looks good, right? 46 00:02:34,172 --> 00:02:36,905 And, uh, me-- what about me? How do I look? Do I look cool? 47 00:02:36,919 --> 00:02:38,272 - Give it a rest. - Do I look cool? 48 00:02:38,292 --> 00:02:39,579 What do you want? 49 00:02:39,592 --> 00:02:43,625 Uh, we-we just wanted to come by and tell you that we believe 50 00:02:43,638 --> 00:02:45,807 that there is no way that you did this. 51 00:02:47,158 --> 00:02:48,933 You didn't do it, right, Dad? 52 00:02:50,616 --> 00:02:52,059 No. 53 00:02:52,504 --> 00:02:54,111 Right. I knew it! I knew it! 54 00:02:54,130 --> 00:02:56,631 Another innocent man being railroaded by the system! 55 00:02:56,644 --> 00:02:58,465 Besides, there's no way that you could've done this. 56 00:02:58,485 --> 00:02:59,832 You have a bad shoulder 57 00:02:59,857 --> 00:03:02,329 and that's why you could never have a catch with me, remember? 58 00:03:03,007 --> 00:03:04,940 - Right. - Yeah, yeah. 59 00:03:04,947 --> 00:03:08,205 Well, Charlie and I just want to let you know that we will not rest 60 00:03:08,230 --> 00:03:10,004 until you are proven innocent. 61 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:11,184 Look, 62 00:03:11,209 --> 00:03:13,122 I got a lawyer appointed to me. 63 00:03:13,142 --> 00:03:14,482 It'll be fine. 64 00:03:14,502 --> 00:03:16,512 No, uh, uh, sorry, uh, Mr. Mac, uh, 65 00:03:16,537 --> 00:03:19,098 you really don't want to put your life in the hands of a public defender. 66 00:03:19,118 --> 00:03:21,231 I mean, those guys are absolute clowns. 67 00:03:21,250 --> 00:03:24,186 I tell you what-- I'd be interested to take a look at your case, 68 00:03:24,206 --> 00:03:26,400 you know, if-if you want a little outside help. 69 00:03:26,413 --> 00:03:29,022 I specialize in bird law mostly, but I know my way... 70 00:03:29,035 --> 00:03:31,224 Stay out of this! 71 00:03:31,669 --> 00:03:32,809 Both of you! 72 00:03:32,829 --> 00:03:37,563 I do not want you stirring things up! 73 00:03:38,770 --> 00:03:40,203 You hear me? 74 00:03:40,223 --> 00:03:42,449 Yeah, I-I-I-I-I hear you, Dad. 75 00:03:42,462 --> 00:03:44,755 Um, one last thing, though. 76 00:03:44,768 --> 00:03:47,022 I love you and I... 77 00:03:47,035 --> 00:03:49,728 Oh, I love you! I love you, Dad! 78 00:03:49,741 --> 00:03:52,215 - I love you! He can't hear me because of this... - Uh, he definitely heard you. 79 00:03:52,228 --> 00:03:53,961 And the glass is too thick. 80 00:03:53,986 --> 00:03:55,926 I think there's something... something wrong with that. 81 00:03:55,946 --> 00:03:57,623 - Yeah. - Uh, all right. 82 00:03:59,204 --> 00:04:02,032 We're now being told the ferry captain was intentionally 83 00:04:02,045 --> 00:04:05,524 trying to steer the ferry into the nearby power plant. 84 00:04:05,936 --> 00:04:09,370 The captain has tested negative for alcohol and drugs. 85 00:04:09,383 --> 00:04:10,876 The guy wasn't even drunk! 86 00:04:10,890 --> 00:04:13,536 This was a sober man purposely steering a ship into a power plant. 87 00:04:13,556 --> 00:04:16,043 Oh, God, the world is a very depressing place. 88 00:04:16,056 --> 00:04:17,823 You guys are depressing. 89 00:04:17,835 --> 00:04:20,089 I'm trying to enjoy my cone over here. 90 00:04:20,102 --> 00:04:21,716 Turn that crap off! (door opens) 91 00:04:21,736 --> 00:04:23,363 Yeah, baby! 92 00:04:23,375 --> 00:04:25,465 There they are! The usual suspects! 93 00:04:25,478 --> 00:04:28,265 Pondy! Just the man I want to see! 94 00:04:28,277 --> 00:04:30,243 Now, this man loves life! 95 00:04:30,249 --> 00:04:31,683 I'd love to get into some shots. 96 00:04:31,703 --> 00:04:33,723 Line them up, Frankie! Line them up! 97 00:04:33,736 --> 00:04:36,077 Now we got some positive vibes in here. 98 00:04:36,090 --> 00:04:38,550 You are his AA sponsor, right? 99 00:04:38,563 --> 00:04:40,810 Never change, Dee. I love it! Come on! 100 00:04:40,830 --> 00:04:42,820 Do a shot with me. Come on-- shot, shot, shot! 101 00:04:42,839 --> 00:04:44,996 I gotta say I feel like a shot might make me feel better. 102 00:04:45,001 --> 00:04:46,832 I think I need to do a shot at this point. 103 00:04:46,844 --> 00:04:49,170 - All right, to the brim. - Let's go, Frank, all right. 104 00:04:49,183 --> 00:04:51,703 Yeah, you're looking pretty dapper there, Bill-- you hittin' it hard, or what? 105 00:04:51,716 --> 00:04:54,603 - I'm celebrating today, baby. - What's the special occasion? 106 00:04:54,614 --> 00:04:56,264 I'm gonna kill myself. 107 00:04:58,610 --> 00:04:59,737 What? 108 00:04:59,750 --> 00:05:02,092 Yeah, no, no, I'm gonna drink myself to death. 109 00:05:02,507 --> 00:05:05,180 Yeah, I botched it. Life, you know? 110 00:05:05,193 --> 00:05:07,446 Old B.P. had a good run, though, you know? 111 00:05:07,459 --> 00:05:11,439 It-It's like there's this tiny little soul man in my body driving me around. 112 00:05:11,451 --> 00:05:13,599 That little soul man's ready to power old Bill down 113 00:05:13,624 --> 00:05:15,837 and move on to the next party monster. 114 00:05:16,701 --> 00:05:18,801 Aw, come on, you guys own a bar, right? 115 00:05:18,814 --> 00:05:20,953 You watch people slowly kill themselves every day, am I right? 116 00:05:20,978 --> 00:05:23,034 (laughs, coughs) 117 00:05:23,616 --> 00:05:24,849 Keep it open. 118 00:05:25,445 --> 00:05:28,546 ♪ ♪ 119 00:05:29,187 --> 00:05:30,674 Charlie, this is a huge waste of time. 120 00:05:30,686 --> 00:05:32,786 No, no, no, no, this is standard procedure. 121 00:05:32,799 --> 00:05:34,124 They do this on every crime show. 122 00:05:34,144 --> 00:05:36,282 You know, the murder police come down to the scene of the crime 123 00:05:36,294 --> 00:05:39,414 and they find some blue-collar guy and they talk to him while he's working. 124 00:05:39,426 --> 00:05:42,085 Let's just talk to this guy over here-- he could know something, right? 125 00:05:42,512 --> 00:05:43,599 Why would he know anything? 126 00:05:43,612 --> 00:05:45,899 He's moving crates from one place to... 127 00:05:45,905 --> 00:05:47,285 Will you just listen to me? All right? 128 00:05:47,298 --> 00:05:49,155 Excuse me, sir, uh, do you work here? 129 00:05:49,168 --> 00:05:50,728 - Yeah. - Please, don't stop your work. 130 00:05:50,741 --> 00:05:53,388 They never do on TV. Go ahead and place that bag down. 131 00:05:53,393 --> 00:05:56,064 Uh, now, are you familiar with the beheading 132 00:05:56,089 --> 00:05:57,482 that took place here last week? 133 00:05:57,495 --> 00:06:01,627 - Are you a cop? - No. But, uh, I do work on the behalf of the accused. 134 00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:03,440 I'm taking care of his interests and whatnot. 135 00:06:03,446 --> 00:06:05,730 This is his son, uh, Ronald. 136 00:06:05,736 --> 00:06:06,876 You're Luther's kid? 137 00:06:06,890 --> 00:06:09,775 Yeah. That's right, bozo. And I'm willing to do whatever it takes to make sure 138 00:06:09,788 --> 00:06:11,763 - he doesn't get the death penalty, all right? - Is that a threat? 139 00:06:11,776 --> 00:06:13,203 Why don't you tell us what you saw. 140 00:06:13,223 --> 00:06:14,956 I didn't see either of those guys, okay? 141 00:06:14,968 --> 00:06:16,715 - There was more than one guy? - I said too much. 142 00:06:16,728 --> 00:06:17,902 I don't want any trouble, okay? 143 00:06:17,915 --> 00:06:20,335 Well, then stop giving us trouble, and tell us if there was another guy. 144 00:06:20,348 --> 00:06:23,075 - My lips are sealed, guys. - Then unseal them, or I'll unseal them for you! 145 00:06:23,095 --> 00:06:26,028 Hey, hey, hey, what the hell are you doing? You can't threaten this guy. 146 00:06:26,041 --> 00:06:27,288 Threaten? I wasn't threatening him. 147 00:06:27,294 --> 00:06:29,501 How do you not know what a threat sounds like? 148 00:06:29,514 --> 00:06:31,408 - Oh, you mean the "lips" thing? - Yes, the "lips" thing. 149 00:06:31,427 --> 00:06:33,498 Charlie, he's got words in his lips-- I needed to get them out. 150 00:06:33,511 --> 00:06:35,689 I know the words are in his lips-- I saw them in there. 151 00:06:35,695 --> 00:06:37,680 Just let me... you know, let me coax them out. 152 00:06:37,699 --> 00:06:40,346 Otherwise, you're gonna freak the guy out, all right? Just let me handle it, okay? 153 00:06:40,352 --> 00:06:42,187 Sir, your lips are fine. I... 154 00:06:42,781 --> 00:06:44,047 Great. 155 00:06:44,496 --> 00:06:46,096 That happens to us way too much. 156 00:06:46,109 --> 00:06:47,159 Yeah. 157 00:06:50,334 --> 00:06:52,111 I mean, I don't really care that much about Bill, 158 00:06:52,111 --> 00:06:53,390 I just don't want him dying in the bar. 159 00:06:53,403 --> 00:06:54,774 We've had too many deaths in there already. 160 00:06:54,793 --> 00:06:56,406 We should probably try not to have another one. 161 00:06:56,426 --> 00:06:58,533 We got to show Pondy life is worth living. 162 00:06:58,545 --> 00:07:00,631 Right. I'm not real excited about Maureen being a part of this, 163 00:07:00,649 --> 00:07:02,121 but yeah, we'll do it. 164 00:07:02,767 --> 00:07:04,400 Ah. W... 165 00:07:04,416 --> 00:07:06,803 - Hello, Dennis. - Oh, God. 166 00:07:06,822 --> 00:07:09,209 Maureen, what's going on with your face? What have you done? 167 00:07:09,228 --> 00:07:12,887 I've had a few surgical procedures to enhance my natural beauty. 168 00:07:13,445 --> 00:07:16,732 - You look like a cat. - Yes, exactly. Cats are beautiful. 169 00:07:16,745 --> 00:07:18,959 - Where are your breasts? - Oh, they're in my face. 170 00:07:19,844 --> 00:07:21,968 Great. Um, I don't really have time for this shit, so, 171 00:07:21,981 --> 00:07:24,042 have you gathered Bill's family for us? 172 00:07:24,054 --> 00:07:25,375 (meowing): Me-yes. 173 00:07:31,313 --> 00:07:33,436 You kids remember Uncle Dennis? 174 00:07:33,449 --> 00:07:36,342 He came to talk to us about something important. Go ahead, baby. 175 00:07:36,355 --> 00:07:38,995 - Yeah. Uh... - Are you two getting back together? 176 00:07:39,014 --> 00:07:39,999 - Oh, no. - I think so. 177 00:07:40,019 --> 00:07:41,587 - Uh, no, never. - Uh, uh, okay. 178 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:45,475 Um, listen, you guys, your dad-- He needs your help right now. 179 00:07:45,488 --> 00:07:48,447 - He's in a pretty tough spot. - I don't call him "Dad." 180 00:07:48,459 --> 00:07:51,305 I call him Mr. Cocksucker, 'cause he sucks so many cocks. 181 00:07:52,541 --> 00:07:55,614 Weird. Uh, I'm not going to call him that, okay? 182 00:07:55,634 --> 00:07:58,181 - I'll just refer to him as "Bill," I guess from now... - Yeah. 183 00:07:58,194 --> 00:08:00,288 Okay, so, listen, here's the thing. 184 00:08:00,300 --> 00:08:02,613 He is at our bar right now drinking himself to death. 185 00:08:02,626 --> 00:08:04,413 Oh, that's fantastic. 186 00:08:04,425 --> 00:08:06,024 What? No, that's not fantastic. 187 00:08:06,043 --> 00:08:08,737 - The man's trying to kill himself. - If he dies, we get money. 188 00:08:08,749 --> 00:08:11,725 When I get my money, I want to buy a new cell phone. 189 00:08:11,738 --> 00:08:13,620 I'm gonna a gun, because I'm the man of the house. 190 00:08:13,626 --> 00:08:15,940 - Oh, shit, no. This kid should not have a... - No. 191 00:08:15,953 --> 00:08:19,840 No, no. Please. We're trying to show Bill that life is worth living. 192 00:08:19,846 --> 00:08:20,840 Your dad loves you. 193 00:08:20,846 --> 00:08:22,349 - No, he doesn't. - Oh. 194 00:08:22,363 --> 00:08:23,714 - No. - Has he not said it? 195 00:08:23,733 --> 00:08:25,540 - Because I'm telling you, he just... - He does. 196 00:08:25,559 --> 00:08:28,863 No. He told me. He said, "I do not love you. You're a punk." 197 00:08:28,883 --> 00:08:30,970 He called me too fat to be a slut, 198 00:08:30,995 --> 00:08:33,893 and tried to serve me an omelet with cocaine in it. 199 00:08:33,906 --> 00:08:37,332 Listen, guys, this is about forgiving Bill, your dad, okay? 200 00:08:37,351 --> 00:08:38,482 - It's not about blaming him. - No. 201 00:08:38,501 --> 00:08:39,670 Oh, I blame you, too. 202 00:08:39,683 --> 00:08:41,396 You and the other hookers he slept with. 203 00:08:41,409 --> 00:08:43,129 Hold on a second. I'm not... I'm not a hooker. 204 00:08:43,148 --> 00:08:43,981 - I never have been. - Nah. 205 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,907 - You're a hooker. - You're a fat slut! 206 00:08:45,914 --> 00:08:47,469 - (screaming) - Oh, oh. Oh, okay, all... 207 00:08:47,476 --> 00:08:50,943 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. - And you... you ruined his sister with the divorce, 208 00:08:50,956 --> 00:08:52,083 and look at her face. 209 00:08:52,091 --> 00:08:54,298 - She looks like a cat. - Cats are magical. 210 00:08:54,318 --> 00:08:57,257 I kind of like... I mean, maybe you could get some fur. 211 00:08:57,282 --> 00:08:58,129 Oh, I like that idea. 212 00:08:58,141 --> 00:08:59,244 - What are you talking? No! - Yeah. 213 00:08:59,263 --> 00:09:00,564 Do you think you could do a tail? 214 00:09:00,577 --> 00:09:01,841 I don't see why I couldn't do a tail. 215 00:09:01,847 --> 00:09:04,314 - Don't-don't... No. - Yeah. You could go full cat 216 00:09:04,327 --> 00:09:06,214 and start wearing humans on your sweatshirt. 217 00:09:06,227 --> 00:09:09,374 No one is turning themselves into a goddamn cat with my money! 218 00:09:09,378 --> 00:09:10,909 Can we focus here? Let-Let's... 219 00:09:10,934 --> 00:09:15,147 let's get back to showing Bill that life is happy. 220 00:09:15,166 --> 00:09:19,204 Bill's a lying, cheating, drug-addict piece of garbage, and we all hope he dies. 221 00:09:20,659 --> 00:09:22,222 Yeah. 222 00:09:24,852 --> 00:09:27,242 (buzzer sounds, door opens) 223 00:09:28,952 --> 00:09:34,181 Hey, Dad, hey, um, so, I-I know you told us to stay out of it, 224 00:09:34,193 --> 00:09:37,113 but, but we found out that there was another guy. 225 00:09:37,126 --> 00:09:39,425 Also, we got a stop sign and recreated the murder, 226 00:09:39,442 --> 00:09:41,086 and there was no way that you could have swung that. 227 00:09:41,106 --> 00:09:42,959 Actually, I kind of jacked my shoulder up a little bit, too. 228 00:09:42,974 --> 00:09:46,141 Do you realize what you've done? 229 00:09:46,166 --> 00:09:47,994 No. Yeah. No. I told him, Mr. Mac. 230 00:09:48,007 --> 00:09:50,487 I said, "Hey, stealing a stop sign-- that's a felony," 231 00:09:50,512 --> 00:09:52,418 and as your counsel, I did advise against it. 232 00:09:52,431 --> 00:09:56,858 I'm talking about you going to the crime scene. 233 00:09:56,877 --> 00:10:01,065 Word's out my son is intimidating witnesses. 234 00:10:01,078 --> 00:10:04,240 Now, that makes me look like I'm guilty. 235 00:10:04,677 --> 00:10:06,324 - Oh. - Oh, yeah. 236 00:10:06,337 --> 00:10:08,572 - Your dad'd be a good lawyer. - His idea. 237 00:10:08,585 --> 00:10:11,431 But, look, the point is, we found out that this other guy exists. 238 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:14,278 All we need to do is get his name, and then I can rat on him. 239 00:10:14,290 --> 00:10:16,600 Do not be a rat! 240 00:10:16,997 --> 00:10:21,298 Stop... trying... to handle it, 241 00:10:21,812 --> 00:10:28,000 or I... am going to have to handle you, okay? 242 00:10:29,895 --> 00:10:31,395 Okay, Daddy. 243 00:10:32,487 --> 00:10:33,700 Oh. 244 00:10:34,734 --> 00:10:36,701 - I love you, Dad. - Oh, let it go. Let it go. 245 00:10:36,714 --> 00:10:38,054 Oh... it's just I thought maybe... 246 00:10:38,067 --> 00:10:39,494 - Yeah. - It's not broken. 247 00:10:39,507 --> 00:10:40,837 No. Yeah, it's working fine, isn't it? 248 00:10:40,850 --> 00:10:42,083 No, it works. He seemed a little... 249 00:10:42,101 --> 00:10:44,800 - he seemed a little upset. - All right... plan "B" here. 250 00:10:45,648 --> 00:10:46,928 I got an idea. 251 00:10:46,941 --> 00:10:49,343 Why don't we check the guest record, 252 00:10:49,344 --> 00:10:51,651 right, because maybe that guy came to visit my dad? 253 00:10:51,657 --> 00:10:53,124 - Oh, the other guy signed in? - Yes. 254 00:10:53,143 --> 00:10:55,084 And, uh, that's a good point. 255 00:10:55,097 --> 00:10:58,344 Luther MacDonald visited by... Bonnie Kelly? 256 00:10:58,363 --> 00:10:59,577 Holy shit! 257 00:10:59,591 --> 00:11:01,291 Well, that's the same name as my mom. 258 00:11:01,311 --> 00:11:02,655 It is your mom. 259 00:11:03,141 --> 00:11:04,968 Nah. I'm sure there's plenty of Bonnie Kellys. 260 00:11:04,981 --> 00:11:08,141 You know, they probably all sign their name with those weird, squiggly lines, and... 261 00:11:08,153 --> 00:11:10,586 Cursive? Are-are you talking about cursive, dude? 262 00:11:10,606 --> 00:11:12,292 Uh... 263 00:11:12,629 --> 00:11:13,457 cursing? 264 00:11:13,469 --> 00:11:16,189 Cursive. Everybody can under... Okay, look, doesn't matter. 265 00:11:16,202 --> 00:11:18,722 We have to figure out why she came to visit my dad. 266 00:11:18,734 --> 00:11:21,234 And why is she signing my mom's name? 267 00:11:21,241 --> 00:11:23,321 Goddamn it, goddamn it. 268 00:11:26,351 --> 00:11:27,004 Hey! 269 00:11:27,024 --> 00:11:28,759 Bill, we want to talk to you. 270 00:11:29,441 --> 00:11:33,112 Hey, you guys see this? It was another ferry that ran into the power plant. 271 00:11:33,125 --> 00:11:34,098 Copycat crime. 272 00:11:34,117 --> 00:11:35,558 (Bill laughs) 273 00:11:35,571 --> 00:11:37,171 - Hilarious, right? - No! 274 00:11:37,183 --> 00:11:39,300 No. There are black and white areas in life, Bill, 275 00:11:39,325 --> 00:11:42,422 - and that's a... that's a black area. - Uh, look, turn it off. 276 00:11:42,447 --> 00:11:46,018 We want to focus on the positive in life now, Pondy. 277 00:11:46,043 --> 00:11:48,671 Yeah, yeah, which is why we're all wearing these ill-fitting T-shirts. 278 00:11:48,684 --> 00:11:49,671 - Yeah. - Right. 279 00:11:49,696 --> 00:11:53,211 Okay, we want to show you some reasons why life is worth living. 280 00:11:53,224 --> 00:11:54,927 - Yeah. - And, Dennis, you're up. 281 00:11:54,940 --> 00:11:57,333 Okay, so, uh, I like a good mani-pedi. 282 00:11:57,346 --> 00:12:00,033 - Uh. - Yeah, I like... I like a good, healthy nail. I love one. 283 00:12:00,039 --> 00:12:01,872 You know, you get your... you get your nail beds clean, 284 00:12:01,890 --> 00:12:03,830 - you get your cuticles pushed back, right? - Yeah. - Oh, yeah. 285 00:12:03,839 --> 00:12:05,438 - You get your hangnails all trimmed up... - That's great. 286 00:12:05,451 --> 00:12:06,797 ...by one of those nice ladies over there. 287 00:12:06,814 --> 00:12:08,885 You know, a lot of those are sex workers. 288 00:12:09,997 --> 00:12:13,504 Yeah, the gals at the nail salon there-- yeah, they're prostitutes. 289 00:12:13,516 --> 00:12:15,929 They're trafficked in. Usually in shipping containers. 290 00:12:15,942 --> 00:12:18,847 I mean, they're, like, crammed in there, you know, like-like sardines, 291 00:12:18,860 --> 00:12:21,024 - shipped with sardines sometimes. - Oh. 292 00:12:21,043 --> 00:12:23,473 It's ugly, but the point is, 293 00:12:23,498 --> 00:12:27,804 those ladies doing your nails probably tugged a guy off right before you. 294 00:12:27,817 --> 00:12:29,738 They ship 'em in in shipping containers? 295 00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:31,004 That's depressing as hell. 296 00:12:31,023 --> 00:12:32,583 - Uh, uh... - Goddamn! 297 00:12:32,596 --> 00:12:33,747 - All right, Dee? - Me? 298 00:12:33,760 --> 00:12:36,460 - You, you're up, yeah. Yeah. - Yeah. Hey, Bill, you know, 299 00:12:36,473 --> 00:12:40,786 for me, uh, really it's just the simple things that I like in my life, 300 00:12:40,792 --> 00:12:45,061 like a moonlight walk or a-a cozy, warm nap. 301 00:12:45,074 --> 00:12:48,086 Or a delicious, ripe piece of fruit, you know? 302 00:12:48,578 --> 00:12:49,571 - Oh. - Mmm. 303 00:12:49,584 --> 00:12:53,081 The, uh, sex workers use fruit during the act. 304 00:12:53,094 --> 00:12:57,430 - What? - Yeah. Yeah, well, the citrus masks the taste of a dirty penis. 305 00:12:57,443 --> 00:12:58,325 (sniffles) 306 00:12:58,350 --> 00:13:01,213 In fact, 95% of fruit has usually been in someone's orifice 307 00:13:01,238 --> 00:13:03,371 - before it even reaches the market. - Okay. 308 00:13:04,282 --> 00:13:06,051 Okay, I'm done. He's ruined fruit for me, 309 00:13:06,076 --> 00:13:07,716 - so I'm done. - You've made fruit depressing. 310 00:13:07,722 --> 00:13:09,112 All right, well, I got this. 311 00:13:09,125 --> 00:13:12,406 Okay, all right, what makes me happy is, like, you know, 312 00:13:12,431 --> 00:13:16,452 at night, a ride around town in a limousine, partying, having a good time. 313 00:13:16,465 --> 00:13:18,966 When I'm on my way home, I'll pass a bum. 314 00:13:18,979 --> 00:13:22,824 I take a balloon with some champagne in it, lob it out and bean him. 315 00:13:22,837 --> 00:13:24,417 He only gets a little bit in his mouth. 316 00:13:24,430 --> 00:13:25,737 - He doesn't get the whole thing. - Right. 317 00:13:25,756 --> 00:13:27,897 Not even a full sip of it. And you say, 318 00:13:27,922 --> 00:13:31,265 "Hey, how do you like a taste of the good life, you sack of shit?" 319 00:13:31,278 --> 00:13:34,803 (Bill and Frank laugh) 320 00:13:34,823 --> 00:13:37,110 - Hey, that's a... - God, that is awful! 321 00:13:37,123 --> 00:13:39,330 That is a horrible thing to do to another human being! 322 00:13:39,343 --> 00:13:40,056 Goddamn you! 323 00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:41,849 Hey, get over here, Frank. Get over here. 324 00:13:41,868 --> 00:13:43,721 - Okay, that's it, I'm done. - Well... 325 00:13:43,734 --> 00:13:45,974 All right, this is depressing as shit. I'm not doing this anymore. 326 00:13:45,994 --> 00:13:48,487 In fact, I'm starting to think that his family was right. 327 00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:52,209 You guys, what if we took out a life insurance policy on the guy? 328 00:13:52,222 --> 00:13:53,708 I mean, if he's gonna do it anyway, 329 00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:55,424 we might as well make a little money off of it. 330 00:13:55,443 --> 00:13:56,636 - Hmm, that's dark. - Yeah, I know. 331 00:13:56,656 --> 00:13:59,187 But can you take a life insurance policy out on anybody? 332 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:00,421 Does it work that way? 333 00:14:00,426 --> 00:14:03,563 Mm, it's a gray area, but I think I got a guy, 334 00:14:03,588 --> 00:14:05,093 I could twist his arm, we could get one. 335 00:14:05,106 --> 00:14:08,613 Okay, I say we embrace the gray area of life, okay, 336 00:14:08,638 --> 00:14:10,625 because what we're doing is not working. 337 00:14:10,637 --> 00:14:13,546 What, the State can murder somebody without them even wanting to die 338 00:14:13,559 --> 00:14:15,779 but a grown man can't kill himself if he wants to? 339 00:14:15,785 --> 00:14:17,466 A man should be able to end his life if he wants... 340 00:14:17,479 --> 00:14:19,426 - He's a grown American man. - We're American. 341 00:14:19,439 --> 00:14:21,872 Aw, to hell with him. We tried. I give up. 342 00:14:21,885 --> 00:14:23,674 - Great, Frank. - Glad you're on our side. 343 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:25,220 - Mmm. - You're a terrible sponsor, by the way. 344 00:14:25,233 --> 00:14:26,028 Yeah. 345 00:14:31,529 --> 00:14:34,582 Okay, so why were you visiting Luther, Mom? 346 00:14:34,595 --> 00:14:37,828 - I went to go... - She don't know nothin' about nothin'. 347 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:40,260 Look, we know there was another guy in on this, all right? 348 00:14:40,278 --> 00:14:42,191 So, come on, anything you can give us. 349 00:14:42,210 --> 00:14:44,678 He was staying here for a few months. 350 00:14:44,697 --> 00:14:47,724 He was here for a few months? Mom, why wouldn't you tell me that? 351 00:14:47,737 --> 00:14:48,900 Mm. 352 00:14:49,351 --> 00:14:52,632 Okay, well-well, was he here on the night of the murder? 353 00:14:52,654 --> 00:14:54,158 Uh, no. 354 00:14:54,548 --> 00:14:57,017 - Mom, don't lie, okay? Okay, yes. 355 00:14:57,024 --> 00:14:58,657 - Quiet, Bonnie. - No, no. 356 00:14:58,677 --> 00:15:00,444 Mom, if you know something, you got to tell me. 357 00:15:00,457 --> 00:15:02,622 I can't lie to my Charlie. 358 00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:04,047 Good! Tell me everything. 359 00:15:04,060 --> 00:15:06,862 Okay. They were both here. 360 00:15:06,881 --> 00:15:08,741 They were both inside me. 361 00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:12,013 Eduardo was in my mouth, and Luther was in my butt. 362 00:15:12,026 --> 00:15:13,447 Oh, my God, no, don't tell me everything. 363 00:15:13,466 --> 00:15:15,866 - What? No! What?! - Damn it, Bonnie. 364 00:15:15,872 --> 00:15:17,459 - Eduardo who? - Sanchez. 365 00:15:17,478 --> 00:15:19,410 Holy shit. Tell us more. 366 00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:23,600 Then Luther went in Eduardo's butt for a while. 367 00:15:23,613 --> 00:15:25,293 Tell us less. Tell us less. 368 00:15:25,306 --> 00:15:27,698 Then they both "completed" on each other. 369 00:15:27,704 --> 00:15:30,131 I-I was left out of the finale. 370 00:15:30,143 --> 00:15:34,311 And then Eduardo went out and then he killed somebody 371 00:15:34,336 --> 00:15:37,215 and then... th... Well, that's all I know. 372 00:15:38,379 --> 00:15:41,247 Jesus goddamn Christ, Mom. If you know that, just say that. 373 00:15:41,266 --> 00:15:44,181 Don't tell me the whole thing about banging every single guy that comes in the house. 374 00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:47,274 If you just know about-about the murder, just say the murder part! Oh, my God! 375 00:15:47,287 --> 00:15:49,912 Oh, my God, this is crazy. You guys know what this means? 376 00:15:49,925 --> 00:15:52,005 That my father was trying to establish dominance, 377 00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:53,715 and that's the only reason he was in his butt or... 378 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,315 What are you tal... Why are you focused on that? 379 00:15:55,328 --> 00:15:56,808 - Well, it's about power. - We have our guy now. 380 00:15:56,820 --> 00:15:58,900 I feel like we should make that known, that it's about power, okay? 381 00:15:58,913 --> 00:16:01,254 - Let's not make any of it known. - We got to go to the police. 382 00:16:01,273 --> 00:16:02,649 Don't be a rat. 383 00:16:02,669 --> 00:16:05,456 All right, look, Mrs. Mac, we're not gonna rat, all right? 384 00:16:05,481 --> 00:16:07,681 We're gonna figure something else out. Good? 385 00:16:07,693 --> 00:16:08,761 Mm. 386 00:16:09,779 --> 00:16:10,966 Okay, you're off words again. 387 00:16:10,985 --> 00:16:14,016 Great. Uh, and, Mom, don't bang every guy that comes into the house. 388 00:16:14,029 --> 00:16:16,314 - How 'bout that? - Okay, I won't, sweetie. 389 00:16:16,334 --> 00:16:17,471 Okay. 390 00:16:22,086 --> 00:16:25,303 - It is my gift to you. - This is... this is great. Thank you. 391 00:16:25,322 --> 00:16:29,222 Guys, guys, guys, we've had a major break in my dad's case. 392 00:16:29,235 --> 00:16:30,188 What's Ponderosa doing here? 393 00:16:30,213 --> 00:16:31,860 Oh, he's, uh, gonna drink himself to death, 394 00:16:31,885 --> 00:16:34,305 so we took out a life insurance policy on him. 395 00:16:34,317 --> 00:16:36,250 Oh, cool, yeah. Pretty dark, though, right? 396 00:16:36,263 --> 00:16:37,367 We've been over this. 397 00:16:37,378 --> 00:16:39,174 - We've justified this already. - Don't worry about it. We're okay with it. 398 00:16:39,193 --> 00:16:42,186 Fair enough. Uh, turns out that Mac's dad didn't kill the guy. 399 00:16:42,205 --> 00:16:43,860 No, there was another man in on this. 400 00:16:43,879 --> 00:16:47,520 Yeah, it's gonna look really bad if I rat on this man Eduardo Sanchez, 401 00:16:47,539 --> 00:16:48,972 - so I can't say his name. - Uh... 402 00:16:48,985 --> 00:16:50,493 You just did. You just ratted him out. 403 00:16:50,513 --> 00:16:51,669 You said his name. 404 00:16:52,255 --> 00:16:55,015 By the way, another guy being there doesn't mean that your dad didn't do it. 405 00:16:55,028 --> 00:16:56,668 He might've done it with the other guy. 406 00:16:56,681 --> 00:16:59,474 Oh, no, uh, my dad established dominance over this man. 407 00:16:59,493 --> 00:17:00,409 All right, well, let's not... 408 00:17:00,422 --> 00:17:01,861 - Oh, what-what does that mean? - What's this? 409 00:17:01,874 --> 00:17:03,527 Uh, there's some weird prison sex going on. 410 00:17:03,540 --> 00:17:05,116 He may or may not have been a power bottom. 411 00:17:05,128 --> 00:17:07,387 The bottom line is he talked his lover into doing the murder for him. 412 00:17:07,393 --> 00:17:11,170 - Not his lover, his prison bitch. - Hey, what if I confess? Hmm? 413 00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:12,379 What? 414 00:17:12,391 --> 00:17:15,304 Yeah, I could take my own life while saving your dad's. 415 00:17:15,317 --> 00:17:16,298 Everybody wins. 416 00:17:16,317 --> 00:17:19,357 Well, yeah, except everyone would think that you decapitated 417 00:17:19,382 --> 00:17:21,917 - a man with a stop sign. - Ooh, even better. 418 00:17:21,937 --> 00:17:24,430 Oh, that'll really embarrass the wife. 419 00:17:24,437 --> 00:17:28,035 Okay, I like where this is going, but I got to bring something up here. Um, 420 00:17:28,054 --> 00:17:31,442 if you were to do that-- and I don't want to be crass or, you know-- 421 00:17:31,461 --> 00:17:33,068 but how would that affect, uh, the... 422 00:17:33,081 --> 00:17:34,581 - Oh, we still get the money. - Yeah? 423 00:17:34,601 --> 00:17:36,841 I bought the most expensive policy I could. 424 00:17:36,860 --> 00:17:38,800 - Great. - Let's go confess, baby! 425 00:17:38,813 --> 00:17:39,531 Yeah. 426 00:17:41,929 --> 00:17:42,902 I can't... I'm sorry. 427 00:17:42,908 --> 00:17:46,795 I just... I don't get how it's dominant if they finished on each other. 428 00:17:46,820 --> 00:17:50,093 - How is that dominant? - It's dominant because he finished first. 429 00:17:50,113 --> 00:17:52,987 Then he allowed Eduardo to finish. 430 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,894 No, you're making that up. You don't know that. 431 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:57,443 - Oh, oh, there's Bill. - Oh, hey. 432 00:17:57,932 --> 00:18:00,119 Well, I did it. I confessed. 433 00:18:00,675 --> 00:18:02,322 Why aren't you in handcuffs then? 434 00:18:02,334 --> 00:18:05,607 Weirdest thing, I'm sitting in the interrogation room, you know, 435 00:18:05,620 --> 00:18:08,702 sobering up a little bit, looking at myself in the two-way mirror and 436 00:18:08,722 --> 00:18:10,142 I kept reading this shirt. 437 00:18:10,151 --> 00:18:14,378 Yeah. Yeah, I started thinking, "You know what, life is happy. 438 00:18:14,391 --> 00:18:15,758 I want to live!" 439 00:18:15,771 --> 00:18:17,304 Well, then what did you confess about? 440 00:18:17,324 --> 00:18:19,866 Eduardo Sanchez. That guy you were talking about? 441 00:18:19,885 --> 00:18:22,872 Turns out he's some big gang member that they've been after for years. 442 00:18:22,884 --> 00:18:25,109 Yeah, your dad's innocent. 443 00:18:25,134 --> 00:18:27,380 Holy shit, my dad's gonna get off. 444 00:18:28,156 --> 00:18:29,896 That means I'm a hero! 445 00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:31,203 I did it! 446 00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:35,382 - Dad, Dad, we did it. - We did it. 447 00:18:35,402 --> 00:18:36,302 Yeah, we did it! 448 00:18:36,322 --> 00:18:39,588 They're gonna nail this Eduardo Sanchez guy and you're gonna walk free. 449 00:18:39,601 --> 00:18:40,875 I saved you. 450 00:18:40,881 --> 00:18:42,274 - Saved me? - Yeah. 451 00:18:42,281 --> 00:18:44,169 You buried me. 452 00:18:45,326 --> 00:18:48,112 Now everyone in here thinks I'm a rat. 453 00:18:48,125 --> 00:18:50,172 They're gonna kill me in here. 454 00:18:50,192 --> 00:18:51,879 Because of you. 455 00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:55,353 I'm-I'm sorry. 456 00:18:55,372 --> 00:18:56,649 I still love you. 457 00:18:57,405 --> 00:18:58,687 I don't. 458 00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:01,947 (door buzzes) 459 00:19:01,967 --> 00:19:03,855 He definitely heard you. 460 00:19:03,874 --> 00:19:06,036 You know, he can... he can hear you. 461 00:19:06,049 --> 00:19:08,395 He didn't mean that, though. 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