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Yeah, so it looks like I have herpes?
'Cause I nicked ****.
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Well, yeah, you got
to use aftershave.
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- On the nuts? - Yeah.
- I would not do that.
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So the suspense is killing me.
What's going on here?
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Okay, well get ready for
the freaking main event,
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because DeMamp family
gatherings are off the chain.
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- Yeah.
- Like, we'll be moshing.
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Like, freaking whoa.
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My Aunt Holly will whip out
her giant breasts.
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- Yes! - And there's, like--
the nipple's, like, all hollows out,
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and then, like, she'll hold
it out like this,
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and it'll catch some wind,
and it'll whistle.
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- It's kind of whistle tit.
- She has a whistle tit?
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She has a whistle tit.
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Whistle tits!
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- Oh!
- This is gonna be so cool!
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And swordplay for Blake.
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Oh, yeah, because Blue Knight is
definitely gonna be there, right?
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- Yes, he will.
- Yes, dude!
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- I don't know what that is.
- Oh, dude.
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His cousin, he's Blue Knight
at Medieval Times, Buena Park.
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You think he'll knight me?
He said he would.
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He's definitely
knighting you.
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Should we have brought gifts?
It's like a family reunion? Or what?
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Frigging even better.
My dead grandpa's funeral.
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Oh, yeah. Dead!
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www.addic7ed.com
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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Who let these hounds in?
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Hounds! Hounds, hounds, hounds!
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- Hounds. Oh.
- Is this the right room?
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This doesn't seem like a wake. Seems
more like asleep. I want to take a nap.
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Body. Body, body.
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This is definitely
the right place.
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They're probably
punking us, dude.
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Uncle tuck.
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His dick-- it's like
a corkscrew.
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When it gets hard,
it freaking unravels.
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It's--show him.
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- That's a bummer.
- Okay.
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Would like to see that.
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Aunt Holly.
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Whip out them floppy dogs.
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- They actually emit sound. It's like
she's a freak show. - Whoa.
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Whip 'em out.
Okay.
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Well, you are being a total
psychopath right now.
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Adam, there is a body
in that casket.
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I'm gonna black out.
I can't handle--
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- Yo, Adam, what's good, Cuz?
- Hey.
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You don't recognize
me, do you?
50
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The emotions of the day
have rattled the old noggin.
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It's me, bro.
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Big fat. Come on, it's me!
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I lost 280 pounds, man.
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Wow, dude. You
look horrible.
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Admittedly, you look sick, like
you're dying from something.
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No, Annette's got me
on this juice diet, man.
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She's actually got the whole
family back on track,
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working at easy as pie, her
and Gramps' pizza chain.
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It's great.
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- Oh, really?
- Mm-hmm.
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There she is, the gold digger that
stole Gramps' entire retirement fund.
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She freaking blew it all
on a successful pizza chain
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instead of blowing at Pechanga
Hotel Casino and Resort,
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- which what a DeMamp would do.
- Body, body, body.
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- She started easy as pie?
- Yeah.
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So you're telling me she's got
access to a lot of pizza.
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Yeah.
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That's cool.
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Blue Knight.
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Dude, I hardly recognize you.
You cut your hair off.
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Man, friends don't let
friends get haircuts, right?
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I think you have the wrong guy.
Find another pew.
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Blue Knight,
it's me, Blake.
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I came to your tournament
of champions with Adam.
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You, like, kicked ass, man.
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Afterwards we were just drinking
port wine in the parking lot.
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We got so hammered.
We sword fought, dude.
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But not like that.
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With our wieners.
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I saw your nuts, dude.
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Well, yeah. That was
a long time ago.
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I'm not the Blue Knight anymore.
My name's Tony DeMamp.
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- Get lost.
- Okay.
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Well, I don't know if you
remember this, but, um,
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- you said you'd knight me.
- I said I don't remember.
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Now you either pay your respects,
or you get the hell out of here.
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Hey, guys, I'd love to leave now. I hate
this, so if we could leave right now--
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- Thank you, yes.
- People are being weird.
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They're acting
like someone died.
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- Yeah.
- You know. But, like, in a not fun way.
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- Yeah.
- You know what?
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I should get
the party started.
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But with your help. I'm
gonna need both of you.
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Come. Come with me.
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What up?
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Hey, it's me, Adam,
your relative DeMamp.
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I'm here to say a few
words about Gramps...
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Military, family,
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beer, methamphetamines,
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trailer park for
a while, convict.
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He was an American hero.
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He's was an American a-hole,
and you all know it.
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- Dad!
- And he deserves a proper funeral.
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Thanks for warming them up, son.
I'll take it from here. Hey, now!
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Well, the old man
finally bit the farm.
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I bet he's down in hell looking up at us
right now going, "Hey, dumbasses,
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"we're the united DeMamps
of America, remember?
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Let's light a butt ton of fireworks
and crank some of The Offspring!"
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- Yes!
- Hit it, Adam.
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Oh, I'm supposed
to hit it?
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- Hit it!
- Okay.
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- It's too late, bro.
- No, The Offspring! Hit it!
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♪ When I go driving,
I stay in my Lane ♪
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Pritchard!
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I know that this isn't
the traditional DeMamp funeral,
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but this is what
George wanted.
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He loved you all so much,
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and he was so very proud
of how you've all improved.
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You call this improvement?
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Tuck, why isn't your pecker out?
Unleash the corkscrew!
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- He's got a screw loose.
- Aunt Holly!
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You're usually down
to your g-string by now.
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Take them clothes
off, Trick.
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What happened to this family?
Oh, right.
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You're all proud employees
of the easy as pie pizzeria
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with your dental insurance.
This isn't even a pizza family.
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- This is a cheeseburger family!
- We love the burgs.
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Bread, meat, cheese,
bread, meat!
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Cheese. You can't
stop on meat.
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George and I built easy as pie
together, and he loved that company.
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Can we please just
bury him in peace?
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I don't think so, ho.
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- Is that a bomb?
- No, it's a smoke bomb.
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Come on, let's go! Let's wheel
this sucker out of here!
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No way, I'm not touching
that dead-ass-dude box.
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What are we gonna do?
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We're gonna take the body to Aunt
Patty's house and feed him to her raccoons?
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- That sounds badass.
- No way.
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- Oh, I bet you got a better idea.
- Damn right, Gramps was a paratrooper,
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so we're gonna crenate
his body in a bon fire
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and scatter his ashes from the sky,
just like he always wanted.
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- I knew you'd have a good idea.
- I didn't.
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Me either.
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The casket! It's gone!
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Where did they go?
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Here's the deal, I don't
know where they went,
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but I can find out
and I can give 'em to you.
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Oh, God. Okay, thank you.
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- Thank you so much.
- Hang on a second, toots.
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Let's talk about what's in it
for me, all right?
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'Cause I'll be honest.
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I'm a little hungry
for some of that...
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Excuse me?
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Pizza? What do you--
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yeah, this is the slice of pizza.
You own a pizza chain.
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You should know
the international sign for--
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anyway, what I'm telling you is that,
in return for my services,
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I would like a lifetime
subscription to pizza.
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- Done. How do we do this?
- I'm just gonna text 'em.
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My dad freaking
rules, dude.
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00:07:07,972 --> 00:07:09,065
Yeah, he's, uh...
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How old was he when
he had you, again?
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I know he started boning
at 13, as DeMamps do.
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- So 13, I think.
- Wow.
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That guy freaking
plows too.
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- We are on fire tonight!
- Yeah, a total party animal.
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Uh, have you ever noticed, though, that
he's obsessed with one-upping you?
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Here they come
to snuff the rooster!
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He lets me win at a ton of stuff,
unless it's, you know,
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telling funny stories or banging chicks
or being a badass or any other of his,
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like, designated areas. There's rules.
There's rules to--
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- ♪ Ah
- Yes, whatever, man.
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All I'm saying is, okay, you can't
think that this is a good idea.
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Going into the forest
and burning your grandfather
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like a warlock in the middle of the woods
is a good idea, 'cause it's not, dude.
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You have to have
a better idea than this.
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Hey, guys, let's make
the next right into the woods,
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and let's crenate Gramps.
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- All right, what are we doing?
- All right, here's the plan.
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We're gonna break in and crenate Gramps'
body in Annette's very own pizza ovens.
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God damn it, Adam.
That's the same plan, man,
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except in, like,
a stupider location, dude.
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- It's a different idea.
- All right, and it's cremate, not crenate.
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Okay, does the body
turn to cream?
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No, it does not.
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It does not turn to cream.
It turns to ash.
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- Crenate.
- It's crenate.
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- It's crenate!
- All right, Adam.
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I'm not gonna watch you burn
your dead grandpa's body
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in an oven, man, all right?
That will haunt my dreams, okay?
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And I've been having good
dreams lately, all right?
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It's me, Jessica Alba,
you know, we're dry humping.
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I have walrus tusks.
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Okay, well it was your idea
to me to have an idea, so...
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Yeah, Adam I got to say,
this plan's stupid as hell.
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Give me the keys, I'm gonna
do this thing the right way.
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I'm not gonna give you the keys 'cause
we're gonna do it the right way,
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which is my way, for one way.
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No, you give me the keys!
No, what are you doing?
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Stop jingling on--
I know what you're doing.
201
00:09:00,429 --> 00:09:02,949
No, no! No!
202
00:09:02,962 --> 00:09:04,002
No!
203
00:09:04,580 --> 00:09:06,693
Dude, you don't have
to swallow the key!
204
00:09:06,706 --> 00:09:07,830
Yeah, he did.
205
00:09:07,850 --> 00:09:10,803
Taught him that move myself.
Classic DeMamp maneuv.
206
00:09:10,816 --> 00:09:12,280
- Say that three times fast.
- DeMamp maneuv.
207
00:09:12,286 --> 00:09:13,350
DeMamp maneuv.
DeMamp maneuv.
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00:09:13,375 --> 00:09:14,902
- DeMamp maneuv.
- Stop!
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00:09:14,921 --> 00:09:16,208
- You couldn't.
- That was tough.
210
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- I have key in my throat.
- All right, all right. All right.
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I'm calling--I'm calling Ders.
I'm going home.
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I'm--I try to be a supportive friend.
I can't do it anymore.
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00:09:24,127 --> 00:09:26,401
Blake, yeah. I'd love
to come pick you up.
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Where are you?
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00:09:27,784 --> 00:09:29,121
Where is he?
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Uh-huh. Yeah, okay. We can
be there about 15 minutes.
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Okay, bye.
218
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Let's talk pizza.
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I want a card with my face on it that
I can take to any one of your locations
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and get free pizza
for the rest of my life.
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Just tell me
where they are.
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535 west Washington Avenue,
223
00:09:44,725 --> 00:09:47,001
but first--I just fucked
that up, didn't I?
224
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Well, this definitely isn't working.
There's just a bunch of crispy chunks.
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00:09:52,286 --> 00:09:55,048
"You shall never
be a knight!"
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Screw you, you
evil wizard!
227
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I'm gonna be a knight!
I'm gonna be a-- guys!
228
00:10:02,317 --> 00:10:05,818
We got company! Specifically
the owner of this company.
229
00:10:05,843 --> 00:10:07,243
Annette is here.
230
00:10:07,263 --> 00:10:08,737
Gramps isn't even close
to being done.
231
00:10:08,756 --> 00:10:10,309
Grab something to stuff
his ashes into.
232
00:10:10,329 --> 00:10:14,067
- Uh, what about this big old pizza bag?
- No, grab that big old pizza bag.
233
00:10:14,089 --> 00:10:17,100
It's the exact same size
pizza bag, but...
234
00:10:17,785 --> 00:10:18,972
Ew, that's gross.
235
00:10:18,985 --> 00:10:21,645
Now, now, just one second.
You promised me free pizza.
236
00:10:21,658 --> 00:10:23,933
Are--are you squelching?
Is this a pizza squelch?
237
00:10:23,953 --> 00:10:25,533
- Stop talking about the pizza!
- You know what?
238
00:10:25,546 --> 00:10:27,853
I'm gonna run in there right now
and I'm gonna blow this raid.
239
00:10:27,866 --> 00:10:29,837
- You guys, you guys!
- Annette, hang on a second.
240
00:10:29,856 --> 00:10:31,572
You guys better
wait outside.
241
00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:34,550
You guys! They're here!
You got to run!
242
00:10:36,557 --> 00:10:38,050
- Hey, get back here.
- Oh, oh!
243
00:10:38,069 --> 00:10:39,557
DeMamps!
DeMamps!
244
00:10:39,570 --> 00:10:41,511
Help! We got
company, guys!
245
00:10:41,536 --> 00:10:43,504
Adam, Adam, Adam!
Help!
246
00:10:43,529 --> 00:10:45,489
All right, all right.
Nowhere to go.
247
00:10:45,496 --> 00:10:47,257
Just tell me where
Gramps' casket is.
248
00:10:47,270 --> 00:10:49,502
Okay, yes, I will tell you
where the body is.
249
00:10:49,522 --> 00:10:51,619
- Right after you knight me.
- Dude, I'm not gonna knight you.
250
00:10:51,632 --> 00:10:53,592
- I don't even work there any--
- Get your ass in there!
251
00:10:53,605 --> 00:10:54,836
Hey, whoa!
252
00:10:55,408 --> 00:10:57,556
- What gives?
- Sorry, Blake.
253
00:10:57,565 --> 00:11:00,538
My dad told me you're a liability, and then
he explained to me what that word meant,
254
00:11:00,551 --> 00:11:02,211
and that's exactly
what you are, man.
255
00:11:02,231 --> 00:11:03,651
You led him right to us.
256
00:11:03,676 --> 00:11:04,968
- Let's get to the park.
- Come on, man!
257
00:11:04,981 --> 00:11:06,734
- Hey, guys.
- Ders!
258
00:11:06,748 --> 00:11:08,720
I came with Annette, but
she squelched on a deal,
259
00:11:08,734 --> 00:11:11,558
so I'm willing do a double-cross
and strike a deal with you guys.
260
00:11:11,570 --> 00:11:13,062
I do want to make a deal.
261
00:11:13,075 --> 00:11:15,384
Come here, I'm gonna whisper
in your ear--weird naked choke!
262
00:11:15,403 --> 00:11:17,097
No! No naked!
263
00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:19,843
You're beating up all my friends.
It's like childhood all over again.
264
00:11:19,863 --> 00:11:21,380
Do not shoot.
265
00:11:21,994 --> 00:11:23,310
We are unarmed.
266
00:11:23,323 --> 00:11:25,035
We don't have guns, Adam.
267
00:11:25,056 --> 00:11:26,749
What is going on?
268
00:11:26,763 --> 00:11:29,213
We made burgers in
your pizza kitchen.
269
00:11:29,233 --> 00:11:30,863
- Deal with it.
- Adam.
270
00:11:31,556 --> 00:11:32,874
Annette, I'm sorry.
271
00:11:32,887 --> 00:11:36,162
We know how much Gramps loved
the easy as pie pizza and...
272
00:11:36,754 --> 00:11:39,921
We just wanted to share one last
pie with him before saying adios.
273
00:11:39,934 --> 00:11:43,521
Now you have to just leave him for us
or I'm gonna have to call the police,
274
00:11:43,534 --> 00:11:46,321
and I don't want to do that
because I know you're on parole.
275
00:11:46,340 --> 00:11:48,946
- Appreciate you.
- Bye, Gramps.
276
00:11:50,622 --> 00:11:51,848
Release.
277
00:12:00,524 --> 00:12:03,282
That was so cool.
278
00:12:03,307 --> 00:12:05,707
I can't wait to go find
Ders and tell him about it.
279
00:12:06,097 --> 00:12:07,938
He's in the casket, Adam.
280
00:12:07,944 --> 00:12:10,604
Yeah, that's right.
That's why it was so cool.
281
00:12:10,617 --> 00:12:12,561
Okay, I still want
to tell Ders, though.
282
00:12:12,567 --> 00:12:14,635
I'm gonna need you
to yak up them keys now.
283
00:12:14,647 --> 00:12:17,230
- Come on, buddy.
- Okay, all right.
284
00:12:17,253 --> 00:12:19,055
Coming right up, pops.
285
00:12:20,097 --> 00:12:20,897
There it is.
286
00:12:28,662 --> 00:12:30,909
Ahh, you piece of shit!
287
00:12:30,922 --> 00:12:34,230
- You piece of shit!
- Relax, all right?
288
00:12:34,249 --> 00:12:35,863
Somebody'll let us out
in the morning.
289
00:12:35,876 --> 00:12:37,823
The morning?
Knight me real quick.
290
00:12:37,843 --> 00:12:40,736
Let's do a sweet double-team move.
Legion of doom, bro. Just boom!
291
00:12:40,749 --> 00:12:43,583
I'm a maintenance
man at a pizzeria.
292
00:12:43,590 --> 00:12:46,082
Besides, I haven't seen
you commit an act of valor,
293
00:12:46,094 --> 00:12:48,462
which is a knighthood
pre-req.
294
00:12:48,484 --> 00:12:49,851
- Duh.
- Hey, okay.
295
00:12:49,864 --> 00:12:52,117
I have done a lot
of Valiant stuff, okay?
296
00:12:52,136 --> 00:12:53,641
- Oh.
- Okay, for instance.
297
00:12:53,656 --> 00:12:57,793
I helped a dude in a wheelchair wipe
his butt in a movie theater bathroom.
298
00:12:57,810 --> 00:13:01,059
And it was messy. He had
a hairy butt crack.
299
00:13:01,401 --> 00:13:02,984
You know what?
Fine, you suck, dude.
300
00:13:02,999 --> 00:13:04,922
I'll get us out of here
in a stupid way.
301
00:13:04,929 --> 00:13:08,736
Would've been a lot cooler if we, you
know, knighted our way out of here.
302
00:13:11,373 --> 00:13:12,874
Hmm?
Huh?
303
00:13:13,618 --> 00:13:16,298
Oh, my God! Oh, my God.
304
00:13:16,310 --> 00:13:17,938
Blake, dude! I'm
in a casket!
305
00:13:17,958 --> 00:13:19,896
I'm trapped in here!
I don't know where I am!
306
00:13:19,921 --> 00:13:21,461
You got to help me!
Oh, my God!
307
00:13:21,481 --> 00:13:23,389
Oh, thank God!
308
00:13:24,242 --> 00:13:26,622
Pritchard! Where
is my husband?
309
00:13:26,628 --> 00:13:28,696
I don't--they said
something about a park.
310
00:13:28,702 --> 00:13:30,162
Oh, Van Buren Park.
311
00:13:30,175 --> 00:13:32,801
That's where George and I used
to go and make love in public.
312
00:13:32,814 --> 00:13:34,521
- Never mind, I got to go.
- Wait, hang on a second.
313
00:13:34,540 --> 00:13:36,194
You still owe me
a lifetime of pizza, ho.
314
00:13:36,207 --> 00:13:39,829
- Your lifetime's over, bitch.
- Wait, no, no, sir? Sir, sir. Please!
315
00:13:39,849 --> 00:13:42,381
Blake, Blake, they're going to the park,
but they trapped me in here.
316
00:13:42,394 --> 00:13:43,992
I'm locked in here.
I'm at the funeral home.
317
00:13:44,007 --> 00:13:45,867
- You'll have to come get me. Please.
- Yes. Okay, yeah, um,
318
00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:48,207
I'll come and save you.
I'm gonna save you.
319
00:13:48,855 --> 00:13:51,616
What's the deal? You're just
gonna sit here the whole time?
320
00:13:56,338 --> 00:13:57,492
Hey, stop!
321
00:13:57,511 --> 00:14:00,319
- Lay on, peasant.
- Don't.
322
00:14:00,338 --> 00:14:03,710
Oh, yeah! That's it.
Right there, huh?
323
00:14:03,735 --> 00:14:05,011
The intensity.
324
00:14:05,023 --> 00:14:09,386
That's unlike any intensity I've ever
seen in any dinner theater performance,
325
00:14:09,398 --> 00:14:11,067
and I've seen a lot
of dinner theater, man.
326
00:14:11,079 --> 00:14:12,841
I saw Hall and Oates actually
in this intimate little--
327
00:14:12,853 --> 00:14:16,521
it was that intensity that got
me fired from medieval times.
328
00:14:17,255 --> 00:14:18,452
One night, I got
too revved up,
329
00:14:18,465 --> 00:14:22,480
and I speared yellow knight's
horse right through the leg.
330
00:14:23,347 --> 00:14:25,013
They had to shoot him,
331
00:14:25,026 --> 00:14:28,166
right there in front of
some kid's birthday party.
332
00:14:28,179 --> 00:14:29,319
They had to shoot
Yellow Knight?
333
00:14:29,339 --> 00:14:31,093
- The horse!
- Yeah.
334
00:14:31,870 --> 00:14:35,351
And then I met Annette,
and I cut my hair.
335
00:14:36,339 --> 00:14:41,817
She gave me a job, and she made my realize
that I had to leave the arena forever.
336
00:14:42,452 --> 00:14:47,447
Unfortunately, you're
in my arena now, bitch!
337
00:14:53,742 --> 00:14:54,809
Yeah, you see that?
338
00:14:54,828 --> 00:14:56,949
You're not even that good
at sword fighting anymore!
339
00:14:56,955 --> 00:14:59,143
You're not a Blue Knight,
you're a Bitch Knight.
340
00:14:59,156 --> 00:15:02,509
- Oh, yeah?
- Yep, that's--all right.
341
00:15:02,534 --> 00:15:04,798
- Ahh!
- No, no, no, no.
342
00:15:04,815 --> 00:15:06,105
No.
343
00:15:08,621 --> 00:15:10,694
Blue Knight is back.
344
00:15:10,707 --> 00:15:12,460
That felt so good.
345
00:15:12,467 --> 00:15:13,307
Hello?
346
00:15:15,891 --> 00:15:17,344
Hello, I'm in here!
347
00:15:17,369 --> 00:15:21,716
♪
348
00:15:22,243 --> 00:15:23,317
You got that winched?
349
00:15:23,330 --> 00:15:24,835
- Is it winched tight?
- Fully winched.
350
00:15:24,847 --> 00:15:27,594
Okay, I'm gonna walk back there.
I'm gonna strap into the chute.
351
00:15:27,607 --> 00:15:29,984
- When I give you the signal...
- No!
352
00:15:30,007 --> 00:15:32,034
Aw, here comes
the damn cavalry.
353
00:15:32,054 --> 00:15:33,414
You stop it!
354
00:15:33,434 --> 00:15:36,602
Welcome to the party, Annette.
This is happening.
355
00:15:36,615 --> 00:15:38,035
Wait! Stop!
356
00:15:38,055 --> 00:15:39,202
Get off my father!
357
00:15:39,700 --> 00:15:41,578
Ders! Where you
at, dragon?
358
00:15:44,168 --> 00:15:46,232
♪
359
00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:50,299
Blake, I need you get here right now,
because something's going on.
360
00:15:50,304 --> 00:15:52,872
I don't know what it is, but
it's getting really hot in here.
361
00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:55,386
- It's hot?
- I'm still in the casket.
362
00:15:57,198 --> 00:15:59,165
I know where you are!
I'm coming!
363
00:15:59,907 --> 00:16:01,492
- Oh, no!
- You got to help me!
364
00:16:01,517 --> 00:16:02,571
Oh, my God!
365
00:16:02,590 --> 00:16:04,749
- Stop, stop, stop, stop!
- Dude, bro!
366
00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:07,043
- What are you doing!
- Oh, no!
367
00:16:07,062 --> 00:16:09,716
- We're too late.
- That's not Ders.
368
00:16:11,032 --> 00:16:13,232
Yep, sorry.
369
00:16:13,257 --> 00:16:15,044
- Ders!
- Blake! Blake!
370
00:16:15,623 --> 00:16:18,203
- Oh, man.
- You guys are lifesavers.
371
00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:19,655
Hey, bud.
How you doing?
372
00:16:19,673 --> 00:16:20,741
- Not good.
- Okay.
373
00:16:20,754 --> 00:16:23,546
- I was just frying in there.
- Okay.
374
00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:25,575
I shouldn't have worn
this blazer, is the problem.
375
00:16:25,595 --> 00:16:29,989
Bestow this upon your brow
and kneel before me.
376
00:16:33,747 --> 00:16:35,354
Ders, film this.
377
00:16:35,366 --> 00:16:39,305
Congratulations on
your act of valor.
378
00:16:39,324 --> 00:16:43,111
I knight thee,
Nate Knight.
379
00:16:43,820 --> 00:16:45,780
Blake Knight.
380
00:16:46,292 --> 00:16:49,170
Because of your bravery,
you can have my sword.
381
00:16:49,190 --> 00:16:50,530
Yes. Thank you.
382
00:16:50,549 --> 00:16:52,488
Hey, I hate to interrupt,
but where's Adam?
383
00:16:52,501 --> 00:16:55,533
Get off of him!
What are we doing?
384
00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:57,419
We're DeMamps!
385
00:16:57,432 --> 00:17:00,352
We don't mourn, okay?
386
00:17:00,365 --> 00:17:01,401
We mosh!
387
00:17:01,415 --> 00:17:03,048
We don't cry.
388
00:17:03,621 --> 00:17:05,401
We crush!
389
00:17:05,407 --> 00:17:07,244
When you're in the mosh pit
and you're crying 'cause
390
00:17:07,250 --> 00:17:09,740
you're having so much fun,
that's what we do!
391
00:17:09,761 --> 00:17:11,098
It's DeMamps!
392
00:17:11,122 --> 00:17:15,133
All of a sudden, we get a little money
in our pockets, and we're divided?
393
00:17:15,152 --> 00:17:18,754
We shouldn't even
have pockets!
394
00:17:18,776 --> 00:17:21,423
We are a sweat
pants family!
395
00:17:22,046 --> 00:17:23,762
So, please,
396
00:17:24,573 --> 00:17:26,300
let my dad
397
00:17:26,317 --> 00:17:31,580
dump my grandfather's ash chunks from
on high, like he would've wanted.
398
00:17:33,003 --> 00:17:34,546
You're the one.
399
00:17:34,998 --> 00:17:37,274
This family needs
you to fly, son,
400
00:17:37,762 --> 00:17:39,365
so fly.
401
00:17:40,632 --> 00:17:42,057
Yes!
402
00:17:42,973 --> 00:17:44,172
Yes!
403
00:17:44,193 --> 00:17:45,967
- Yes!
- Yeah!
404
00:17:45,980 --> 00:17:48,075
Yeah!
405
00:17:50,093 --> 00:17:53,277
Okay, I'm turning on
the hero in this situation.
406
00:17:53,297 --> 00:17:56,528
Right there in family
history, as a hero.
407
00:17:56,547 --> 00:17:59,398
DeMamps!
408
00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:01,033
DeMamps rule!
409
00:18:02,372 --> 00:18:05,007
- You ready to do this, son?
- I'm a hero!
410
00:18:05,027 --> 00:18:06,734
- Yeah!
- I'm a hero!
411
00:18:06,747 --> 00:18:10,915
Let's do this!
412
00:18:13,997 --> 00:18:18,236
♪
413
00:18:18,255 --> 00:18:20,662
Come on, little birdy.
414
00:18:21,403 --> 00:18:22,759
Take flight!
415
00:18:22,784 --> 00:18:25,125
♪
416
00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:26,936
Ouch, yikes.
417
00:18:26,961 --> 00:18:29,370
♪
418
00:18:29,395 --> 00:18:31,334
Yeah!
419
00:18:31,704 --> 00:18:33,160
Gramps DeMamp!
420
00:18:34,821 --> 00:18:37,692
DeMamps rise again!
421
00:18:38,071 --> 00:18:41,675
I'm the hero.
I'm the hero of the fam.
422
00:18:49,063 --> 00:18:53,040
Yeah, now, I give
that two tits up!
423
00:19:02,126 --> 00:19:05,795
- Hey, 40s!
- Yeah.
424
00:19:05,820 --> 00:19:06,964
Whoo!
425
00:19:06,989 --> 00:19:09,224
You know, Gramps
would've been proud.
426
00:19:09,243 --> 00:19:11,142
You saved this
fine family.
427
00:19:11,154 --> 00:19:14,054
Thanks for letting me be the hero,
and for not one-upping me, dad.
428
00:19:14,073 --> 00:19:16,268
Yeah, you know, there's one
other tiny thing
429
00:19:16,274 --> 00:19:18,795
I should tell you before I get
drunker than you ever could.
430
00:19:18,809 --> 00:19:20,054
Mm?
431
00:19:21,122 --> 00:19:23,913
I'm not actually your father.
432
00:19:24,965 --> 00:19:27,850
- What?
- Son,
433
00:19:27,874 --> 00:19:29,582
I'm your brother, bro.
434
00:19:30,152 --> 00:19:33,914
Dad took off, and me and mom figured
the most logical thing to do
435
00:19:33,934 --> 00:19:36,162
would be to lie
to your face forever.
436
00:19:36,187 --> 00:19:38,294
- That's cool.
- Yeah?
437
00:19:38,781 --> 00:19:42,052
- 'Cause you were a horrible dad.
- Yeah.
438
00:19:42,058 --> 00:19:44,091
You'd probably make
an awesome brother.
439
00:19:44,598 --> 00:19:46,398
You lied to me my whole life!
440
00:19:46,405 --> 00:19:48,374
- That's hilarious.
- Yeah!
441
00:19:48,393 --> 00:19:50,253
Yeah!
442
00:19:50,278 --> 00:19:51,985
Adam, what's up, dude?
443
00:19:51,998 --> 00:19:53,140
I'm a knight.
444
00:19:53,161 --> 00:19:55,029
How's--how's this
all going?
445
00:19:55,050 --> 00:19:57,743
I could've killed myself.
It was really dangerous.
446
00:19:57,750 --> 00:19:59,083
So it was awesome.
447
00:19:59,104 --> 00:20:02,634
Hey, I'd like to introduce
my brother, dad.
448
00:20:02,648 --> 00:20:06,016
- What?
- I believe this makes us even.
449
00:20:06,021 --> 00:20:09,821
Uh, I believe I asked you for
a lifetime subscription to pizza, so...
450
00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:12,747
Well, then I will just go ahead
and take this to somebody else.
451
00:20:12,766 --> 00:20:14,846
No, no, we're cool. We're good.
We're good. We're even.
452
00:20:14,859 --> 00:20:18,873
Okay? Hey, guys. I just wanted
to let you know that I get it.
453
00:20:18,898 --> 00:20:20,551
I totally get it
about the DeMamps.
454
00:20:20,564 --> 00:20:23,324
They do everything just a little
different, and so did Gramps,
455
00:20:23,330 --> 00:20:25,691
I'm sure you know--
the sculptures.
456
00:20:25,704 --> 00:20:27,544
You haven't see-- have
you seen the sculptures?
457
00:20:27,563 --> 00:20:29,555
Yeah, because I had
them destroyed.
458
00:20:29,575 --> 00:20:32,442
It's very dark stuff,
extremely disturbing.
459
00:20:32,456 --> 00:20:36,589
Anyhoo, I guess it's about time to, you
know, get this bitch-ass party started!
460
00:20:36,602 --> 00:20:38,202
- Oh, yes.
- Whoa.
461
00:20:38,215 --> 00:20:39,875
That did not seem natural.
462
00:20:39,894 --> 00:20:44,512
But, I mean, you steal a dead
husband and ladies go wild, right?
463
00:20:44,525 --> 00:20:46,213
You think she'd be into me?
464
00:20:46,883 --> 00:20:48,552
Only one way to find out.
465
00:20:48,944 --> 00:20:50,312
Party time!
466
00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:52,801
Hey! It's a party time!
467
00:20:52,822 --> 00:20:54,724
Yeah, come on, Blue Knight!
468
00:20:54,749 --> 00:20:56,367
Yeah!
469
00:20:56,392 --> 00:20:59,566
I love funerals!
470
00:21:00,435 --> 00:21:01,748
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
471
00:21:01,758 --> 00:21:07,004
Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
472
00:21:07,029 --> 00:21:09,482
Sometimes, like, I want--you
know, you won't have sex,
473
00:21:09,507 --> 00:21:11,014
but you'll definitely
see stuff.
474
00:21:11,039 --> 00:21:13,272
- Oh, like watching?
- Like watching.
475
00:21:13,297 --> 00:21:16,121
Dude, sometimes I like watching more
'cause, it, like-- they, like--
476
00:21:16,146 --> 00:21:18,286
you don't have to, like, live up
to anybody's expectations.
477
00:21:18,304 --> 00:21:20,883
Yeah, it's like, are you worried
your dick might work--not work?
478
00:21:20,908 --> 00:21:22,097
And I always am.