1 00:00:03,370 --> 00:00:05,600 Gregor Minsk, the counterfeiter I've been chasing 2 00:00:05,600 --> 00:00:07,740 for two years, has finally resurfaced. 3 00:00:07,740 --> 00:00:09,570 And he's just as evil as ever. 4 00:00:09,570 --> 00:00:12,010 Right. You hate him because he has a typo 5 00:00:12,010 --> 00:00:13,410 on his counterfeit bills. 6 00:00:13,440 --> 00:00:15,710 No. Because he passed $4 million 7 00:00:15,710 --> 00:00:18,080 in fraudulent bills, Jake. 8 00:00:18,110 --> 00:00:20,350 But also, two Rs in "pluribus?" 9 00:00:20,350 --> 00:00:22,280 I mean, did none of those cashiers take Latin? 10 00:00:22,290 --> 00:00:24,620 Okay, let's give Amy a round of applause 11 00:00:24,620 --> 00:00:25,950 for whatever that was. 12 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:27,790 Police briefing. Still in progress. 13 00:00:27,790 --> 00:00:28,990 And you did great. 14 00:00:29,030 --> 00:00:30,930 But let's get serious, people. 15 00:00:30,930 --> 00:00:32,230 Tomorrow is the wedding. 16 00:00:32,260 --> 00:00:35,260 My mom is marrying, shudder, 17 00:00:35,270 --> 00:00:37,370 Charles' dad, toilet emoji. 18 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:39,470 We are gonna be brother and sister. 19 00:00:39,470 --> 00:00:41,900 To think this started with us just going to town 20 00:00:41,910 --> 00:00:43,270 or each others sexy parts. 21 00:00:45,140 --> 00:00:48,110 Charles, promise me that is not in your toast. 22 00:00:48,110 --> 00:00:49,340 It's not. 23 00:00:49,340 --> 00:00:50,550 Come on, man. 24 00:00:50,580 --> 00:00:53,380 Look, I need everything to be perfect. 25 00:00:53,380 --> 00:00:55,120 Status update, Rosa. 26 00:00:55,120 --> 00:00:56,250 How are the flowers? 27 00:00:56,290 --> 00:00:57,720 I don't know. 28 00:00:57,720 --> 00:00:59,390 Yellow. Terr-bear? 29 00:00:59,390 --> 00:01:00,720 I had my tuxedo altered 30 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:02,190 to make it tighter like you wanted. 31 00:01:02,230 --> 00:01:03,590 Delicious. 32 00:01:03,590 --> 00:01:06,060 Jake, have you checked in with the jeweler? 33 00:01:06,060 --> 00:01:07,330 Yes. They said the ring 34 00:01:07,330 --> 00:01:08,800 will be ready at 2:00 on the wedding day. 35 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:10,600 I'm gonna pick it up on my way to the ceremony. 36 00:01:10,630 --> 00:01:12,130 This is very important, Jake. 37 00:01:12,140 --> 00:01:13,600 Are you sure you can handle it? 38 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:14,900 Uh, well, let's see. 39 00:01:14,900 --> 00:01:17,270 Easy, last-minute, and crucial as hell. 40 00:01:17,270 --> 00:01:18,940 Meets all the Peralta criteria. 41 00:01:18,940 --> 00:01:20,640 Good. These tasks 42 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:22,980 are top priority around here, people. 43 00:01:22,980 --> 00:01:25,150 I don't care how many criminals go free. 44 00:01:25,150 --> 00:01:26,820 All right? Dismissed. 45 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:28,480 Uh, I'm not done with my briefing yet. 46 00:01:28,490 --> 00:01:30,020 I said dismissed! 47 00:01:51,140 --> 00:01:53,680 Guys, guess who I'm about to see. 48 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:56,380 The Bubes? Michael Buble? 49 00:01:56,380 --> 00:01:58,150 Okay, you're the only one who calls him that. 50 00:01:58,150 --> 00:02:00,850 And no. Jenny Gildenhorn. 51 00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:02,520 The girl who dumped you at your bar mitzvah? 52 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:06,290 Yes. I can still see her slow-dancing with Eddie Fung. 53 00:02:06,290 --> 00:02:08,560 ♪ I'm all out of love ♪ 54 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:11,160 ♪ I'm so lost without you ♪ 55 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:13,200 I'll never forgive that bitch for what she did to you. 56 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:15,660 Well, you better forgive her because she's about to become, 57 00:02:15,670 --> 00:02:17,200 uh, my girlfriend. 58 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:18,730 Turns out Gina's mom is friends 59 00:02:18,740 --> 00:02:20,070 with Jenny Gildenhorn's mom, 60 00:02:20,070 --> 00:02:21,640 and Jenny is gonna be at the wedding. 61 00:02:21,640 --> 00:02:23,570 That's right. I'm finally gonna get 62 00:02:23,570 --> 00:02:25,870 the slow-dance that Fung denied me. 63 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:27,240 Is she even single? Uh-huh. 64 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:29,180 For the first time since we were 13. 65 00:02:29,180 --> 00:02:31,480 Eddie Fung was replaced by Colin Brandow, 66 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:32,980 then Ethan Stokes, 67 00:02:32,980 --> 00:02:35,550 then Tanya Astor, don't tell her mother, 68 00:02:35,550 --> 00:02:37,090 then she met her husband, Matt Hench, 69 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:39,390 who she divorced three months ago. 70 00:02:39,390 --> 00:02:40,990 Probably because he's a major loser. 71 00:02:40,990 --> 00:02:43,960 I mean, Assistant U.S. Attorney? Get a real job. 72 00:02:43,990 --> 00:02:45,230 You really kept tabs on her, huh? 73 00:02:45,230 --> 00:02:46,860 It's most of what I do here. 74 00:02:46,860 --> 00:02:50,100 A-ee. A-ee. A-ee. A-ee. 75 00:02:50,100 --> 00:02:52,030 What's happening? Is Charles having a stroke? 76 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:53,340 No, he's warning me you're here 77 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:54,540 so I won't talk about other girls. 78 00:02:54,540 --> 00:02:56,710 Just thought it might be weird for you, 79 00:02:56,710 --> 00:02:58,010 because of your history. 80 00:02:58,010 --> 00:02:59,910 It's not weird at all. Yeah. 81 00:02:59,910 --> 00:03:01,880 I told Amy I liked her, she told me she was deeply 82 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:03,780 in love with me, and it's all in the past. 83 00:03:03,780 --> 00:03:06,380 I did not say "love" or "deeply." 84 00:03:06,380 --> 00:03:09,390 It's in the past, Amy. Move on! 85 00:03:11,690 --> 00:03:13,920 Rosa, I had a question about Marcus and the wedding. 86 00:03:13,920 --> 00:03:15,090 I'm not bringing Marcus. 87 00:03:15,090 --> 00:03:16,290 You guys broke up, huh? 88 00:03:16,290 --> 00:03:18,760 Mm, just hit it and quit it. 89 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:20,630 We are so similar. 90 00:03:20,630 --> 00:03:22,930 We did not break up. I'm just not totally sold 91 00:03:22,930 --> 00:03:24,230 on the relationship yet, and I don't wanna bring him 92 00:03:24,230 --> 00:03:25,630 to some stupid wedding where he might get 93 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:26,940 all romantic and say, "I love you." 94 00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:28,300 I mean, what am I supposed to do then? 95 00:03:28,310 --> 00:03:30,110 Say "I love you" back? 96 00:03:30,110 --> 00:03:31,940 I've only said "I love you" to three people. 97 00:03:31,940 --> 00:03:33,780 My mom, my dad, and my dying grandpa. 98 00:03:33,780 --> 00:03:34,910 And one of those I regret. 99 00:03:34,910 --> 00:03:36,450 Which one? Grandpa. 100 00:03:36,450 --> 00:03:38,280 He beat cancer, so now I look like an idiot. 101 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:39,950 Wow, man. 102 00:03:39,950 --> 00:03:42,220 Would either of you like a starring role 103 00:03:42,220 --> 00:03:43,820 in the wedding of the century? 104 00:03:43,820 --> 00:03:45,590 I already told you, I'm not go-go dancing. 105 00:03:45,590 --> 00:03:47,620 Well, someone's getting in that cage. 106 00:03:47,620 --> 00:03:50,560 But more importantly, my mom's priest dropped out, 107 00:03:50,560 --> 00:03:53,100 so I need one of you two to step up. 108 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:55,330 Who would be better equipped 109 00:03:55,330 --> 00:03:58,670 to deliver a heartfelt, emotional speech about love? 110 00:03:58,670 --> 00:04:00,600 I have to imagine it's not me. 111 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:03,310 I could do it. I'm already ordained. 112 00:04:03,310 --> 00:04:07,580 Mario, Karen, yesterday was chest and shoulders. 113 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:09,780 Today, and for the rest of your life, 114 00:04:09,780 --> 00:04:11,450 it's heart and soul. 115 00:04:11,450 --> 00:04:13,480 Smart. You tailored the ceremony 116 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:15,850 to the bride and groom's interests. 117 00:04:15,850 --> 00:04:18,950 Yeah. Yeah. That's totally what I was doing. 118 00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:20,460 I mean, working out is not the only thing 119 00:04:20,460 --> 00:04:22,420 I feel comfortable talking about. 120 00:04:22,430 --> 00:04:25,630 Uh, what would you say is your mom's favorite move at the gym? 121 00:04:25,630 --> 00:04:28,860 My mom likes champagne, baked ziti, the Bahamas. 122 00:04:28,870 --> 00:04:31,770 Charles's dad probably lives under a bridge 123 00:04:31,770 --> 00:04:33,870 and uses a puddle as a mirror. 124 00:04:33,870 --> 00:04:35,940 I don't know. You figure it out. 125 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:38,270 Okay. 126 00:04:38,280 --> 00:04:39,810 I got the ring. Let's go. 127 00:04:39,810 --> 00:04:42,850 Okay, thanks. Try to stay off heroin. 128 00:04:42,850 --> 00:04:44,610 Your mom? No. 129 00:04:44,610 --> 00:04:46,350 That was my informant. She spotted my counterfeiter 130 00:04:46,350 --> 00:04:48,120 four blocks from here. We have to go check it out. 131 00:04:48,150 --> 00:04:49,850 Uh, but I wanted to get to the wedding early 132 00:04:49,850 --> 00:04:51,990 and reserve a seat so Jenny can sit on my right side. 133 00:04:51,990 --> 00:04:53,320 I'm been practicing my crying 134 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:55,190 and it turns out this is my juicier duct. 135 00:04:55,190 --> 00:04:57,790 Please? I've been chasing this guy for two years. 136 00:04:57,790 --> 00:04:59,200 What if it was your collar? 137 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:00,500 I would have caught him nine months ago 138 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:02,470 in a shootout on top of a ferris wheel. 139 00:05:02,470 --> 00:05:04,970 Minsk is my nemesis. 140 00:05:04,970 --> 00:05:06,870 He's my Eddie Fung. 141 00:05:06,870 --> 00:05:08,140 Fung. 142 00:05:08,140 --> 00:05:09,340 All right, that I understand. 143 00:05:09,340 --> 00:05:10,640 We'll check out your lead, 144 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:11,840 then we'll go to the wedding. 145 00:05:11,840 --> 00:05:13,980 Let's go find Eddie Fung. 146 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:15,880 Minsk. Right. Minsk. 147 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:17,550 Fung. 148 00:05:17,580 --> 00:05:21,280 Oh, Regina, everything is so beautiful. 149 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:23,520 Well, as long as you're happy, I'm happy. 150 00:05:23,550 --> 00:05:25,150 Rosa, ah, there you are. 151 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:26,920 Can you help my dad with his cuff links? 152 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:28,920 Sure. I would do it, but it's bad luck 153 00:05:28,930 --> 00:05:30,670 for a boy to see his father on his wedding day. 154 00:05:30,690 --> 00:05:32,160 Oh, well, in that case, no. 155 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:34,430 Rosa, please. It's a slippery slope 156 00:05:34,430 --> 00:05:36,600 from uncuffed sleeves to Lynn just wearing 157 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:38,670 an old turtleneck down the aisle. 158 00:05:38,670 --> 00:05:41,240 Actually, my dad can really rock a turtleneck. 159 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:43,610 Gives him a sexy Elliott Gould vibe. 160 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:44,940 Charles, shut up. 161 00:05:44,980 --> 00:05:47,410 Rosa, go find Lynn Boyle and cuff his ass. 162 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:49,580 There you go. Thanks. 163 00:05:49,580 --> 00:05:51,410 You nervous? Oh, not at all. 164 00:05:51,450 --> 00:05:54,680 I love Darlene Linetti with all my parts. 165 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:56,550 Wow. I can't ever imagine 166 00:05:56,550 --> 00:05:58,420 being with someone and not having any doubts. 167 00:05:58,460 --> 00:05:59,960 I have little doubts. 168 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,420 Tiny little doubts. 169 00:06:01,430 --> 00:06:03,130 You think that's a problem? 170 00:06:03,130 --> 00:06:04,630 I mean, not if you're sure she's the one. 171 00:06:04,630 --> 00:06:06,060 Yes. Of course. 172 00:06:06,060 --> 00:06:08,400 But I was sure about my five other weddings, too. 173 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:10,570 Please, don't tell Charles. 174 00:06:10,570 --> 00:06:12,800 He only... he only knows about three. 175 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:15,870 Back-to-back Catfish situations, you know? 176 00:06:15,870 --> 00:06:19,010 Same kid both times actually. That's okay. 177 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:21,080 Just took you a while to get it right. 178 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:23,780 Yeah, or maybe I'm just doing the same thing 179 00:06:23,780 --> 00:06:25,880 over and over again. 180 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:29,020 Lynn Boyle rushes headlong into another mistake. 181 00:06:29,050 --> 00:06:30,890 Like that time I tried water aerobics 182 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:34,590 and I broke my neck. 183 00:06:34,590 --> 00:06:36,130 This is a disaster. 184 00:06:36,130 --> 00:06:38,230 All right, I'm gonna go get Charles. 185 00:06:38,230 --> 00:06:40,400 I wonder what Jenny Gildenhorn will be wearing tonight. 186 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:41,830 Do you think she'll be in her high school 187 00:06:41,830 --> 00:06:43,730 field hockey uniform? That'd be crazy, right? 188 00:06:43,730 --> 00:06:46,040 Yes, it'd be crazy if that's what she wears to a wedding. 189 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:47,400 Yeah, you're right. 190 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:50,210 Ah, well, I hate to say it, but there's no sign of Minsk. 191 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:52,240 We should really get going. Jenny awaits. 192 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:54,250 Oh, my God. Look! 193 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:55,850 Fung. Minsk! 194 00:06:55,850 --> 00:06:57,250 Right, Minsk. I know it's Minsk. 195 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:58,660 Let's go! 196 00:07:01,300 --> 00:07:02,640 Clear. 197 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:03,970 He's gotta be in here somewhere. 198 00:07:03,970 --> 00:07:06,410 Clear. 199 00:07:06,410 --> 00:07:08,980 I love this. Tux on, gun out. 200 00:07:08,980 --> 00:07:10,480 I feel like James Bond 201 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:12,380 and you're my mysterious femme fatale 202 00:07:12,380 --> 00:07:15,480 that I've been partnered with, Maxi Pads. 203 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:17,050 Maxi Pads? I don't know! 204 00:07:17,050 --> 00:07:18,320 I didn't want to make the name too sexual 205 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:19,420 and I panicked! 206 00:07:22,230 --> 00:07:23,890 Clear. If we catch this guy 207 00:07:23,930 --> 00:07:25,730 in the next 15 minutes, we can still make the wedding. 208 00:07:25,730 --> 00:07:27,930 So what's your opening line gonna be with Jenny Gildenhorn? 209 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:30,500 I was thinking I'd go with, "Jamie Gordenhorn?" 210 00:07:30,500 --> 00:07:32,100 You know, make it seem like I haven't been staring at her 211 00:07:32,100 --> 00:07:33,670 on the Internet for the past 20 years. 212 00:07:33,670 --> 00:07:36,040 Or you could call her by her real name. 213 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:37,910 Girls like that. I don't know. 214 00:07:37,910 --> 00:07:40,010 I think girls like being deceived. 215 00:07:40,010 --> 00:07:41,940 No? Okay. 216 00:07:43,350 --> 00:07:45,180 Clear. 217 00:07:45,180 --> 00:07:47,850 So, you're really okay with me and Jenny Gildenhorn, huh? 218 00:07:47,850 --> 00:07:48,920 Totally. 219 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:50,050 Stuff with us is in the past. 220 00:07:50,050 --> 00:07:51,620 We talked about that. I know. 221 00:07:51,620 --> 00:07:53,720 But that was before you saw me in this dope-ass tux. 222 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:55,090 I mean, you must be freaking out. 223 00:07:55,090 --> 00:07:58,030 Oh, I am. I'm really into rented clothes. 224 00:07:58,030 --> 00:07:59,360 I love how many butts have been in them. 225 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:00,930 I know you're making fun of me, 226 00:08:00,930 --> 00:08:02,700 but that sexy voice is kinda getting me going. 227 00:08:02,700 --> 00:08:05,230 But more importantly, this is a fancy outfit, all right? 228 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:06,800 I sprang for the three button jacket. 229 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:08,470 It was $8 extra. 230 00:08:08,470 --> 00:08:10,470 He's heading for the alley. 231 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:16,950 Whoa, hey. Dad, it's your son under here. 232 00:08:16,950 --> 00:08:18,150 Charles Boyle. 233 00:08:18,150 --> 00:08:20,050 Rosa said you had a personal question. 234 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:22,320 No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm just second-guessing 235 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:24,320 every decision I ever made. 236 00:08:24,320 --> 00:08:26,660 Oh, my God, why did I buy a cube-shaped car? 237 00:08:26,660 --> 00:08:29,090 Because you love it. Dad, listen... Oh! 238 00:08:29,090 --> 00:08:31,490 Let's just sit down... Oh! 239 00:08:31,490 --> 00:08:33,500 Screw a 2,000-year-old tradition. 240 00:08:33,500 --> 00:08:36,730 I'm taking the bag off. 241 00:08:36,770 --> 00:08:38,830 Okay, Dad, listen. 242 00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:40,900 Everyone gets nervous. Everyone gets cold feet. 243 00:08:40,900 --> 00:08:43,240 I was nervous before I married Eleanor. 244 00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:44,740 She ended up cheating on you 245 00:08:44,740 --> 00:08:46,440 with the guy from the mattress commercials. 246 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:48,410 Sleepy Stu? Don't bring up Sleepy Stu. 247 00:08:48,410 --> 00:08:50,110 Rosa thinks I should call off the wedding. 248 00:08:50,110 --> 00:08:51,410 That is not what I said. 249 00:08:51,410 --> 00:08:52,780 This is why I don't talk to people. 250 00:08:52,780 --> 00:08:54,080 I just asked him if he was feeling nervous. 251 00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:57,250 Rosa, you know how suggestible Boyle men are. 252 00:08:57,250 --> 00:08:59,090 I saw one Samuel L. Jackson movie, 253 00:08:59,090 --> 00:09:01,660 and I wore a Kangol hat for three years. 254 00:09:01,660 --> 00:09:03,760 Ah! There has been a mix-up 255 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:06,300 and the caterer has cooked one of the doves, 256 00:09:06,300 --> 00:09:08,960 so I need some good news. 257 00:09:08,970 --> 00:09:10,170 How is that speech going? 258 00:09:10,170 --> 00:09:11,330 Do you want to hear it? Yes. 259 00:09:11,330 --> 00:09:13,040 "Darlene and Lynn, 260 00:09:13,040 --> 00:09:16,710 "I want you to remember the words of Luther Vandross: 261 00:09:16,710 --> 00:09:22,340 "'A thousand kisses from you... 262 00:09:22,350 --> 00:09:25,850 "'A thousand kisses from you 263 00:09:25,850 --> 00:09:29,020 "'is never too much...'" 264 00:09:29,020 --> 00:09:30,490 Every time he reads it, he breaks down. 265 00:09:30,490 --> 00:09:32,720 I thought you had done this before. 266 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:35,290 Well, yeah, but that was just workout metaphors. 267 00:09:35,290 --> 00:09:36,760 You told me to get gorgeous with it, 268 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:39,030 and it took me to some very real places. 269 00:09:39,060 --> 00:09:41,660 Terry, I'm sorry, but you're fired. 270 00:09:41,660 --> 00:09:43,270 Captain, the speech is yours. 271 00:09:43,300 --> 00:09:46,570 It needs to be emotional and poetic. 272 00:09:46,570 --> 00:09:47,570 Can you do it? 273 00:09:47,570 --> 00:09:48,840 Well, my first Captain 274 00:09:48,840 --> 00:09:51,210 used to call me Emily Dickinson. 275 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:52,940 Great. 276 00:09:52,980 --> 00:09:55,440 Of course, he meant it as an insult about my sexuality, 277 00:09:55,450 --> 00:09:56,880 but don't worry. 278 00:09:56,910 --> 00:09:59,880 I am good at emotion. 279 00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:06,990 NYPD! We know you're here, Minsk! 280 00:10:06,990 --> 00:10:08,790 Freeze! 281 00:10:08,830 --> 00:10:10,760 Hey! 282 00:10:15,930 --> 00:10:19,540 Gregor Minsk, you're under arrest. 283 00:10:19,540 --> 00:10:20,970 Oh! 284 00:10:20,970 --> 00:10:22,270 I can't let Jenny see me like this. 285 00:10:22,270 --> 00:10:23,310 I ripped my cummerbund. 286 00:10:23,340 --> 00:10:24,470 It's okay. I have an extra one. 287 00:10:24,470 --> 00:10:25,940 You can borrow it. 288 00:10:25,940 --> 00:10:28,610 From my high school jazz band uniform. 289 00:10:28,610 --> 00:10:29,680 I'm only gonna tell you this 290 00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:31,280 because you were a great partner today. 291 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:32,410 Uh-huh? 292 00:10:32,420 --> 00:10:35,580 I played French horn. 293 00:10:35,590 --> 00:10:36,620 I still do. 294 00:10:36,650 --> 00:10:41,430 Oh, whaaaaaaaaat? 295 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:45,190 The guests are all here and nothing is ready. 296 00:10:45,230 --> 00:10:48,300 We don't have a ring, the cake says, "Darlene and Lunn," 297 00:10:48,300 --> 00:10:49,870 and the smoke machine is not working. 298 00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:52,030 I could crouch by the altar and vape. 299 00:10:52,070 --> 00:10:54,270 You are a stone-cold atrocity. 300 00:10:54,300 --> 00:10:57,970 Okay, we just need to make sure nothing else goes wrong. 301 00:10:58,010 --> 00:10:59,010 Charles... Hmm? 302 00:10:59,010 --> 00:11:01,140 Where is your dad? Where is Lunn? 303 00:11:01,180 --> 00:11:03,510 Um, he's still having a little trouble with his cuff links. 304 00:11:03,510 --> 00:11:06,010 You know us Boyle men and our clumsy ham hands. 305 00:11:06,050 --> 00:11:07,520 Please say you're not gonna reference 306 00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:08,950 your ham hands in your toast. 307 00:11:08,990 --> 00:11:11,190 Well, you made me take out the brother-sister sex stuff, 308 00:11:11,190 --> 00:11:13,190 so there was this big hole on page 18. 309 00:11:13,220 --> 00:11:14,820 Page 18? Made it! 310 00:11:14,820 --> 00:11:17,390 Made it in time. Ew, Amy! 311 00:11:17,430 --> 00:11:19,190 Your dress is filthy. 312 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:21,730 Luckily I brought you a spare outfit. Hmm? 313 00:11:21,730 --> 00:11:23,170 I knew I was gonna hate whatever you chose. 314 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:25,230 Oh, my God. It's Jenny. 315 00:11:25,270 --> 00:11:27,400 She's here. Okay, how do I look? 316 00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:29,540 You look great. Go get her, Bond. 317 00:11:29,570 --> 00:11:33,210 Thanks, Maxi Pads. 318 00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:34,810 Jenny Gildenhorn? 319 00:11:34,810 --> 00:11:36,110 I didn't know you were coming to this. 320 00:11:36,110 --> 00:11:38,150 Jake Peralta? Yeah. 321 00:11:38,150 --> 00:11:39,410 Oh, my God. How are you? 322 00:11:39,420 --> 00:11:40,850 I'm good. I'm good. 323 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:42,080 Wow. 324 00:11:42,090 --> 00:11:43,620 Oh, sorry I'm a little bit ruffled. 325 00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:46,090 I arrested a very dangerous counterfeiter on my way here. 326 00:11:46,090 --> 00:11:47,320 Ah, look at that. 327 00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:49,080 One of my three jacket buttons is unbuttoned. 328 00:11:49,090 --> 00:11:50,490 Must have happened during the fight. 329 00:11:50,490 --> 00:11:52,390 That's embarrassing. 330 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:55,030 Hey, I don't know anyone here. Want to sit together? 331 00:11:55,060 --> 00:11:56,830 Uh, yes, I would. 332 00:11:56,870 --> 00:11:58,400 After you. 333 00:11:58,430 --> 00:11:59,900 Uh, Jake, wait! 334 00:11:59,900 --> 00:12:01,670 What are you doing? Give me the ring. 335 00:12:01,700 --> 00:12:03,070 You sound like Gollum. 336 00:12:03,110 --> 00:12:05,110 That means nothing to me. I don't see those movies. 337 00:12:05,110 --> 00:12:06,380 I'm too pretty. Okay. 338 00:12:06,380 --> 00:12:07,680 Well, not to worry. 339 00:12:07,680 --> 00:12:09,240 I've got the ring right here. 340 00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:10,550 Nope. Those are my mints. 341 00:12:10,550 --> 00:12:11,750 I eat mints. No big deal. 342 00:12:11,780 --> 00:12:15,520 Um... uh-huh... 343 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:16,550 I lost the ring. 344 00:12:16,550 --> 00:12:18,170 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 345 00:12:18,940 --> 00:12:20,120 I must have dropped the ring 346 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:21,670 somewhere around here during the takedown. 347 00:12:21,670 --> 00:12:23,680 I'm so stupid! No, it's my fault. 348 00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:24,840 I made us go after Minsk. 349 00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:25,980 Please don't climb in here. 350 00:12:25,980 --> 00:12:27,150 I don't want you smelling like garbage 351 00:12:27,150 --> 00:12:28,910 for your slow-dance with Jenny Gildenhorn. 352 00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:30,150 Oh, don't worry. The only thing 353 00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:32,120 I'm gonna smell like is the Jason Priestly cologne 354 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:33,390 I wore in middle school. 355 00:12:33,390 --> 00:12:36,190 It's just called "Brandon," and it is overpowering. 356 00:12:36,220 --> 00:12:38,120 Jake! Look! 357 00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:39,860 Oh, my God! You found it! 358 00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:40,860 And you're on one knee. 359 00:12:40,860 --> 00:12:42,960 Are you proposing? Yes. 360 00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:45,130 Will you, Jacob Peralta, accept this ring 361 00:12:45,130 --> 00:12:47,700 and bring it with me to our weird friends' parents' wedding? 362 00:12:47,730 --> 00:12:50,000 Yes. A thousand times, yes! 363 00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:51,740 Oh! 364 00:12:51,740 --> 00:12:53,340 Tight. 365 00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:55,170 Yeah, it's so tight, dawg. 366 00:12:55,210 --> 00:12:58,210 And no, I mean the ring is actually tight. 367 00:12:58,210 --> 00:12:59,550 Amy, it's stuck. 368 00:12:59,550 --> 00:13:01,580 The ring is stuck. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 369 00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:03,150 Let me try. We have to get this off. 370 00:13:03,180 --> 00:13:04,680 Jenny's gonna think I'm married. 371 00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:07,520 Also it'll ruin Lynn and Darlene's wedding. 372 00:13:07,550 --> 00:13:08,920 Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's just us here. 373 00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:10,690 You don't have to pretend like you care about them. 374 00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:13,530 Okay. Jake has the ring. 375 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:15,900 I found an extra place setting for your psychic. 376 00:13:15,930 --> 00:13:18,260 Strange, she said you wouldn't be able to. 377 00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:19,570 Because she's a fraud. 378 00:13:19,570 --> 00:13:21,430 You need to start seeing my psychic. 379 00:13:21,470 --> 00:13:25,240 Best of all, I fixed this! 380 00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:27,210 It's working! How'd you do that? 381 00:13:27,210 --> 00:13:29,880 I grew up with a smoke machine in the apartment, Charles. 382 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:33,010 I liked to enter the kitchen in the morning with vivacity. 383 00:13:33,050 --> 00:13:35,410 Regina, you're amazing. Everything's just perfect. 384 00:13:35,450 --> 00:13:39,350 Thank you for making this the third-best day of my life. 385 00:13:39,390 --> 00:13:40,550 Third? 386 00:13:40,590 --> 00:13:41,590 First was having you. 387 00:13:41,620 --> 00:13:43,620 Second was sleeping with a roadie 388 00:13:43,660 --> 00:13:44,920 for the Steve Miller Band. 389 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:46,790 Oh! I love you, Mom. 390 00:13:46,830 --> 00:13:48,130 I love you. I love you. 391 00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:51,500 Grab some of those if you're throwing 'em out. 392 00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:53,800 Mwah! Mwah! 393 00:13:53,830 --> 00:13:56,040 My mom. 394 00:13:56,070 --> 00:13:57,540 You did so great. 395 00:13:57,570 --> 00:14:00,210 I, however, hit a small snag. 396 00:14:02,010 --> 00:14:03,780 No! Do not take off that tux, Lynn 397 00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:05,810 What are you doing? We had a deal. 398 00:14:05,810 --> 00:14:07,510 I said, "If you hurt my mother, 399 00:14:07,550 --> 00:14:09,520 I will cut off your son's testicles." 400 00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:11,420 You're right. Cut 'em off! 401 00:14:11,450 --> 00:14:12,820 No! Okay. 402 00:14:12,820 --> 00:14:14,650 As much as I would love to do that, 403 00:14:14,650 --> 00:14:16,390 I would like my mom to be happy. 404 00:14:16,390 --> 00:14:18,320 So can you please have a seat? Mm-hmm. 405 00:14:18,330 --> 00:14:20,930 And just explain to me what is going on. 406 00:14:20,930 --> 00:14:23,530 I'm worried I'm just rushing into this. 407 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,030 I barely know your mom. 408 00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:27,600 I don't even know her favorite kind of soup. 409 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:28,770 Is it tomato? 410 00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:31,100 Nobody likes soup, Lynn. 411 00:14:31,100 --> 00:14:33,310 You're a family of soup-haters. 412 00:14:33,310 --> 00:14:35,310 What have I done? Look. 413 00:14:35,310 --> 00:14:38,340 Do you know why my mom loves you? 414 00:14:38,350 --> 00:14:40,450 Because you take big risks. 415 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,820 Like how you got her that dog on your second date. 416 00:14:42,850 --> 00:14:44,020 Those kind of things 417 00:14:44,020 --> 00:14:46,290 just blow up in my face half the time. 418 00:14:46,290 --> 00:14:47,990 I mean, the dog worked out great, but... 419 00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:50,160 The dog was a disaster. She hates it. 420 00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:52,360 But she loved that you took that shot. 421 00:14:52,390 --> 00:14:55,930 Do you know who never, ever rushes into anything? 422 00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:58,500 Cowards. 423 00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:00,530 That's exactly right, Rosa. 424 00:15:00,570 --> 00:15:03,870 Cowards. And you're a weirdo. 425 00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:05,770 I'd call you a hobbit... Yeah. 426 00:15:05,810 --> 00:15:08,040 A human pile of mashed potatoes... Mm-hmm. 427 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:10,310 But you are no coward, Lynn Boyle. 428 00:15:10,340 --> 00:15:12,480 Lynn Linetti. I'm taking your mother's name. 429 00:15:12,510 --> 00:15:14,650 Oh! You're making this hard. 430 00:15:14,650 --> 00:15:17,150 My mom loves you. You love her. 431 00:15:17,180 --> 00:15:19,490 Now follow your big, weird heart. 432 00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:21,690 Oh, you're right. 433 00:15:21,690 --> 00:15:24,620 It's time for a wedding! 434 00:15:24,620 --> 00:15:26,360 Pants, Dad! Pants! 435 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:28,160 A wedding with pants! Yeah. 436 00:15:28,190 --> 00:15:30,530 Wedding's starting soon. How are things going? 437 00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:35,200 I was just ordained at www.internetministry4cheap.com, 438 00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:37,000 but I'm having some trouble with my speech. 439 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:38,640 All I've got so far is a poem. 440 00:15:38,670 --> 00:15:41,710 Ooh, a poem. Sounds romantic. 441 00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:45,980 "Marriage is a contract between two adults 442 00:15:45,980 --> 00:15:49,780 of different families." 443 00:15:49,780 --> 00:15:52,690 It's a haiku... and a fact. 444 00:15:52,690 --> 00:15:53,990 It works on two levels. 445 00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:56,590 Uh, it feels a little impersonal. 446 00:15:56,620 --> 00:15:58,720 What did the officiant say when you got married? 447 00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:00,930 Not much. When gay marriage was legalized, 448 00:16:00,930 --> 00:16:02,760 we weren't sure if or when it was gonna be struck down, 449 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:05,060 so speed was of the essence. 450 00:16:05,070 --> 00:16:07,000 Do you, Kevin... Yes. 451 00:16:07,030 --> 00:16:09,270 And do you... Yes, yes, we do! 452 00:16:09,270 --> 00:16:10,340 We're married! 453 00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:11,900 I remarked afterwards 454 00:16:11,910 --> 00:16:15,540 that I wished the officiant had been more efficient. 455 00:16:15,580 --> 00:16:17,680 It was very funny. 456 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,080 Kevin still talks about it. 457 00:16:19,110 --> 00:16:21,280 Aha! Maybe I should open with that zinger. 458 00:16:21,310 --> 00:16:24,580 It is amazingly funny. Oh. 459 00:16:24,580 --> 00:16:27,750 I'm just not sure this is the right crowd for it. 460 00:16:27,790 --> 00:16:29,490 No zinger? No haiku? 461 00:16:29,490 --> 00:16:33,260 Then I have nothing. Maybe I should wing it. 462 00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:38,400 Love: It sustains you. 463 00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:40,970 It's like... oatmeal. 464 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,270 Okay, okay. Not bad for winging it. 465 00:16:44,300 --> 00:16:45,740 I lied. 466 00:16:45,740 --> 00:16:47,310 Took me two hours to write that. 467 00:16:49,310 --> 00:16:50,310 How do I look? Oh! 468 00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:52,110 You look incredible! 469 00:16:52,110 --> 00:16:54,010 Up high! Down low! 470 00:16:54,010 --> 00:16:56,080 Butts, butts, butts. 471 00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:57,580 You're the worst family in history, 472 00:16:57,580 --> 00:16:58,750 but at least you're ready. 473 00:16:58,750 --> 00:17:00,350 Scully's run out of songs. 474 00:17:00,350 --> 00:17:01,690 Right now, he's singing. 475 00:17:01,690 --> 00:17:04,320 ♪ Don't, don't, don't, don't ♪ 476 00:17:04,360 --> 00:17:06,530 ♪ Don't you forget about me ♪ 477 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:09,030 Best rock and roll song ever written. 478 00:17:09,030 --> 00:17:10,160 Tied with Kokomo. 479 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:12,000 Hey! So we have good news 480 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,070 and we have great news. 481 00:17:13,070 --> 00:17:14,530 The good news is we found the ring. 482 00:17:14,530 --> 00:17:16,100 The great news is we'll never lose it again. 483 00:17:16,140 --> 00:17:17,270 What are you trying to say? 484 00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:18,600 The ring is stuck on his finger. 485 00:17:18,610 --> 00:17:19,970 I told him not to be cute about it. 486 00:17:19,970 --> 00:17:21,910 I'm cute about everything. 487 00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:23,340 Okay, okay, what do we do? 488 00:17:23,380 --> 00:17:24,440 I could pull the ring off, 489 00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:25,740 but it might hurt your little fingers. 490 00:17:25,780 --> 00:17:26,950 That's fine. I just won't look 491 00:17:26,950 --> 00:17:29,950 so I don't know when you're gonna do it. 492 00:17:29,950 --> 00:17:31,620 Jenny! No! 493 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:41,390 Okay, this is your last chance 494 00:17:41,390 --> 00:17:43,590 to carry me bodyguard-style, so... 495 00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:45,430 Absolutely not. 496 00:17:45,430 --> 00:17:48,570 20 years later and I've been Funged again. 497 00:17:48,570 --> 00:17:50,530 She Funged me! 498 00:17:50,540 --> 00:17:52,070 She doesn't seem that great. 499 00:17:52,070 --> 00:17:53,300 We just saw her making out with a guy 500 00:17:53,310 --> 00:17:54,740 she barely even knows. 501 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,610 No, it's not her fault. 502 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,980 Did you see that guy's tux jacket? 503 00:17:58,980 --> 00:18:01,450 Four buttons. 504 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:08,450 We did this. Our sex made this happen. 505 00:18:08,450 --> 00:18:11,220 Charles, mic's on. We can hear all this, bud. 506 00:18:19,330 --> 00:18:22,830 I'm Captain Raymond Holt. Welcome. 507 00:18:22,830 --> 00:18:27,670 Marriage is a contract... 508 00:18:27,670 --> 00:18:30,440 but it's so much more than that. 509 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:31,440 Marriage is love. 510 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:34,140 It's commitment, 511 00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:36,680 it's joy, it's understanding, 512 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:40,280 it's patience, it's anger, 513 00:18:40,290 --> 00:18:42,920 it's reconciliation, it's everything. 514 00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:45,020 It's like oatmeal. 515 00:18:45,020 --> 00:18:48,390 It... sustains you. 516 00:18:48,390 --> 00:18:51,530 Darlene, do you take Lynn to be your lawfully wedded husband? 517 00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:52,930 I do. 518 00:18:52,930 --> 00:18:55,470 Lynn, do you take Darlene to be your lawfully wedded wife? 519 00:18:55,470 --> 00:18:56,570 I do. 520 00:18:56,570 --> 00:18:58,440 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 521 00:18:58,440 --> 00:18:59,700 You may kiss the bride. 522 00:19:01,710 --> 00:19:02,970 Yeah! Get it, Daddy! 523 00:19:04,340 --> 00:19:05,340 Yeah! 524 00:19:08,150 --> 00:19:09,780 I gotta hand it to you, Captain. 525 00:19:09,780 --> 00:19:11,280 That was some ceremony. 526 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:12,620 It wasn't difficult. 527 00:19:12,620 --> 00:19:14,120 I simply said what I wish had been said 528 00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:15,650 when Kevin and I got married. 529 00:19:15,650 --> 00:19:17,620 Oh, then I never would have heard your hilarious 530 00:19:17,620 --> 00:19:19,160 "efficient-officiant" quip. 531 00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:21,660 Mmm, you're right. I regret nothing. 532 00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:25,260 But all this does make me think I might enjoy a more... 533 00:19:25,260 --> 00:19:27,630 festive expression of our commitment to one another. 534 00:19:27,630 --> 00:19:30,670 Are you suggesting we hold an honest to goodness wedding? 535 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,870 Nothing too elaborate. 536 00:19:32,870 --> 00:19:35,370 We're not the Kardashian-Wests, after all. 537 00:19:35,370 --> 00:19:37,510 They are a musician and a celebrity personality 538 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:38,810 who recently wedded. 539 00:19:38,810 --> 00:19:39,940 Yes, yes, I know. 540 00:19:39,950 --> 00:19:41,210 They were answers on Jeopardy. 541 00:19:41,210 --> 00:19:42,310 I think you mean questions. 542 00:19:45,050 --> 00:19:46,780 You guys are fun. 543 00:19:49,020 --> 00:19:51,560 He's not playing my playlist. 544 00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:53,620 Congratulatis, Charles. Marcus! 545 00:19:53,630 --> 00:19:54,730 Rosa said you weren't coming. 546 00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,060 Yeah, I wasn't. 547 00:19:56,060 --> 00:19:57,560 Just got the call about an hour ago. 548 00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:59,230 Oh, but, hey. 549 00:19:59,230 --> 00:20:01,400 I'm DVR-ing Bones, so no spoilers. 550 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:02,500 Don't worry. I don't watch. 551 00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:03,970 Too scary. 552 00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:05,670 I'm gonna ask the DJ to play Kokomo, 553 00:20:05,670 --> 00:20:07,470 and get this place turnt up. 554 00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:13,240 So... I didn't ask you to the wedding 555 00:20:13,250 --> 00:20:14,550 because I was being a coward. 556 00:20:14,550 --> 00:20:16,410 I was scared things were moving too quickly, 557 00:20:16,410 --> 00:20:19,220 but I don't give a crap. 558 00:20:19,220 --> 00:20:21,520 I love you. 559 00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:22,750 That's all I wanted to say. 560 00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:25,690 If you had plans tonight, you can get out of here. 561 00:20:25,690 --> 00:20:27,020 I love you too. 562 00:20:32,260 --> 00:20:34,200 Doesn't have Kokomo. 563 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,200 You guys are in the middle of something. 564 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:38,870 I'm gonna go to the car, get my CDs. 565 00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:41,140 ♪ I'm all out of love ♪ 566 00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:42,740 ♪ I'm so lost without you ♪ 567 00:20:42,740 --> 00:20:44,410 How is this song playing? 568 00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:45,580 ♪ I know you were right ♪ 569 00:20:45,580 --> 00:20:47,040 ♪ Believing for so long ♪ 570 00:20:47,050 --> 00:20:48,910 Hey. 571 00:20:48,910 --> 00:20:51,180 Sorry you missed your chance with Jenny Gildenhorn. 572 00:20:51,180 --> 00:20:53,050 It's not a big deal. She's just a girl 573 00:20:53,050 --> 00:20:56,250 that I've been obsessed with since I learned what love was. 574 00:20:56,250 --> 00:20:58,520 Well, we got the bad guy today. 575 00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:00,320 Thank you for helping me. 576 00:21:00,330 --> 00:21:02,760 And I know it's not Jenny Gildenhorn, 577 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:04,800 but if you wanted to slow-dance tonight, 578 00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:06,960 I know somebody who'd be into that. 579 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,430 Okay. 580 00:21:08,430 --> 00:21:09,870 Perfect. 581 00:21:09,870 --> 00:21:11,840 This is Gina's great-aunt Susan. 582 00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:13,670 Hi. She's been asking about you all night. 583 00:21:13,670 --> 00:21:16,440 She thinks you're very handsome. Says you have a dancer's frame. 584 00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:18,240 Well, you have a good eye, milady. 585 00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:20,010 Shall we? 586 00:21:20,010 --> 00:21:23,580 Oh... you. 587 00:21:23,580 --> 00:21:25,550 ♪ I'm all out of love ♪ 588 00:21:25,550 --> 00:21:27,720 ♪ What am I without you? ♪ 589 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:28,820 ♪ I can't be too late ♪ 590 00:21:28,820 --> 00:21:29,990 She's very handsy.