1 00:00:02,911 --> 00:00:03,929 MAC: Oh, man, this is so exciting. 2 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:05,407 CHARLIE: Is this the green room? 3 00:00:05,541 --> 00:00:06,408 - FRANK: Yeah. - A game show. 4 00:00:06,542 --> 00:00:07,284 Can you guys believe we're gonna be on a game show? 5 00:00:07,524 --> 00:00:08,924 DENNIS: All right, all right, relax. 6 00:00:08,959 --> 00:00:11,027 Awesome! Guys, the green room of 7 00:00:11,195 --> 00:00:12,635 Family Fight... I've got goose bumps. 8 00:00:12,696 --> 00:00:14,197 Yeah, all right, calm down. Don't start acting like an 9 00:00:14,331 --> 00:00:15,965 animal, here. All right, listen, this is 10 00:00:16,166 --> 00:00:18,201 Family Fight. This is a nationally televised 11 00:00:18,318 --> 00:00:20,103 program. This is a very big deal 12 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:22,038 for us, okay? We're talking... 13 00:00:22,172 --> 00:00:23,339 What are you doing? Are you stealing an ashtray 14 00:00:23,474 --> 00:00:24,907 - right now? - Yeah. 15 00:00:25,042 --> 00:00:26,522 Why? We have ashtrays, and you don't 16 00:00:26,543 --> 00:00:28,223 - even smoke. - This is a perfect place for 17 00:00:28,245 --> 00:00:30,413 me to lay out my political agenda. 18 00:00:30,547 --> 00:00:32,715 - No, no, no. No politics, man. - What? 19 00:00:32,883 --> 00:00:34,717 Because it's too polarizing, okay? 20 00:00:34,885 --> 00:00:36,786 And don't be misogynistic and please don't be gross, I mean... 21 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:38,771 Guys, let's-let's be smart about this. 22 00:00:38,889 --> 00:00:40,690 - Let's be right down the middle. - DEE: Right down the middle 23 00:00:40,824 --> 00:00:42,692 sounds so boring. That's not what the audience 24 00:00:42,826 --> 00:00:44,744 wants to see. Thinking I'm gonna do a Jenny 25 00:00:44,862 --> 00:00:47,196 McCarthy thing, where I'm, like, super sexy, but I got a 26 00:00:47,364 --> 00:00:49,148 - potty mouth. - Ah-ah, no, no, Dee, you are 27 00:00:49,283 --> 00:00:50,733 never going to be sexy. And do not do a potty mouth 28 00:00:50,901 --> 00:00:52,621 thing, okay? We don't want to come across as 29 00:00:52,636 --> 00:00:55,138 low-brow animals. Now, have some veggie platter 30 00:00:55,255 --> 00:00:57,423 and have some fruit, okay? That is brain food. 31 00:00:57,541 --> 00:00:59,976 Mm-mm, no way, not me. Haven't eaten in three days. 32 00:01:00,110 --> 00:01:01,978 I don't want to be puffy. J-Mac's face... 33 00:01:02,112 --> 00:01:03,992 - it's never puffy. - Yeah, because J-Mac's face 34 00:01:03,997 --> 00:01:05,381 is stapled to the back of her head. 35 00:01:05,499 --> 00:01:07,567 Now, eat some food. You look emaciated and sick. 36 00:01:07,701 --> 00:01:11,587 (passing gas) What is that? 37 00:01:11,705 --> 00:01:14,290 - Fart noise key chain. - Dennis, what is this enticing 38 00:01:14,458 --> 00:01:16,325 - bowl of white? - This? 39 00:01:16,443 --> 00:01:18,027 - Yeah. - Charlie, that... that's 40 00:01:18,195 --> 00:01:19,762 cottage cheese. >> Cottage cheese? 41 00:01:19,897 --> 00:01:21,777 Like... cheese from some cottage? Whose cottage? 42 00:01:21,882 --> 00:01:23,666 Well, like, what is that, exactly? 43 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:25,084 How do you not know what it is? 44 00:01:25,219 --> 00:01:27,500 - Aren't you, like, a cheese guy? - I'm not a cottage guy. 45 00:01:27,521 --> 00:01:29,772 You are gonna make us lose this game. 46 00:01:29,907 --> 00:01:32,325 (audience cheering faintly) Here comes the other family. 47 00:01:32,442 --> 00:01:35,178 JANET: Hello. You must be the Reynolds family. 48 00:01:35,312 --> 00:01:38,920 I'm Janet, and we're the the Barretts. 49 00:01:42,536 --> 00:01:46,239 Oh. Okay... 50 00:01:46,373 --> 00:01:49,225 LISA: Hey, guys! I'm Lisa. I'm stage manager. 51 00:01:49,359 --> 00:01:51,761 Both teams ready? (cheering) 52 00:01:51,895 --> 00:01:53,696 Let's play Family Fight! 53 00:02:02,883 --> 00:02:13,515 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 54 00:02:16,241 --> 00:02:17,108 It's time to play 55 00:02:17,309 --> 00:02:18,943 Family Fight! 56 00:02:20,063 --> 00:02:22,131 Let's give it up for your host, 57 00:02:22,265 --> 00:02:24,800 Grant Anderson! 58 00:02:24,935 --> 00:02:26,469 (Grant laughing) 59 00:02:26,603 --> 00:02:27,470 How you doing, man? 60 00:02:27,604 --> 00:02:28,471 GRANT: Hey, oh! 61 00:02:28,605 --> 00:02:29,472 Hello! 62 00:02:29,673 --> 00:02:31,607 All right! Thank you for coming out, 63 00:02:31,742 --> 00:02:33,743 everybody, and welcome to Family Fight. 64 00:02:33,877 --> 00:02:37,046 I'm your host, Grant Anderson. Today, we have the Barrett 65 00:02:37,180 --> 00:02:41,150 family... (applause) 66 00:02:41,284 --> 00:02:44,873 ...versus the Reynolds family! (cheering) 67 00:02:45,609 --> 00:02:48,698 And they are here for a whole lot of cash, so let's get it on! 68 00:02:48,832 --> 00:02:51,601 Give me Janet, give me Frank. (cheering) 69 00:02:51,735 --> 00:02:55,338 - Here we go! - Oh... whoa. 70 00:02:55,472 --> 00:02:58,775 Whoa, I didn't get a good look at you before backstage. 71 00:02:58,909 --> 00:03:01,511 (Janet laughs) Sha-booyah-roko. 72 00:03:01,645 --> 00:03:03,360 (whoops) Okay, all right, we got 73 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:05,515 some-some sparks flying already here. (laughs) 74 00:03:05,649 --> 00:03:07,483 Now, let's get up here and do this. 75 00:03:07,618 --> 00:03:08,952 - Come on, Frank, you ready? - I'm ready. 76 00:03:09,086 --> 00:03:10,720 All right, man. Top four answers on the board, 77 00:03:10,854 --> 00:03:13,489 here: Name an animal that we eat but doesn't eat us. 78 00:03:13,624 --> 00:03:15,191 - Frank! - Pig! 79 00:03:15,326 --> 00:03:19,195 Show me pig! (cheering, applause) 80 00:03:19,330 --> 00:03:23,166 - OK Frank, do a little dance. - Now Frank, you want to pass 81 00:03:23,300 --> 00:03:24,667 or play? Pass or play? 82 00:03:24,802 --> 00:03:26,069 Oh, we... we'll play. Play, play, play. 83 00:03:26,203 --> 00:03:27,704 We're gonna play. (whoops) 84 00:03:27,838 --> 00:03:29,472 You want to talk a little bit about the family? 85 00:03:29,606 --> 00:03:31,774 Yeah. Well, yeah, you know, uh, Grant? 86 00:03:31,909 --> 00:03:33,910 - Yes, Grant. - I want to... I want to change 87 00:03:34,044 --> 00:03:35,945 - my answer. - What? 88 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:37,747 - Wh... what? Why? - I have realized it's-it's not 89 00:03:37,881 --> 00:03:41,684 totally accurate, because I've seen a pig eat a man. 90 00:03:41,819 --> 00:03:45,688 In fact, I've seen many pigs eat many men. 91 00:03:45,823 --> 00:03:48,024 - It was a bloodbath. - Well, okay, well, we can't do 92 00:03:48,158 --> 00:03:49,492 that. I'm gonna move on, though, 93 00:03:49,626 --> 00:03:52,328 - 'cause you're losing me here. - (laughing): Yeah? 94 00:03:52,463 --> 00:03:55,298 Oh, Grant... a lighthearted barb, if you will. 95 00:03:55,432 --> 00:03:58,067 - So, uh, so... - His talk of pigs and man 96 00:03:58,202 --> 00:04:00,336 flesh is confusing as it is frustrating. 97 00:04:00,471 --> 00:04:02,338 - Right. - Don't you just want to... 98 00:04:02,473 --> 00:04:04,007 I hear you, I hear you, Dennis. 99 00:04:04,141 --> 00:04:05,408 You know, you have these people in your life and you just 100 00:04:05,542 --> 00:04:06,743 - want to... - Yeah. 101 00:04:06,877 --> 00:04:08,211 Now, Dennis, uh, why don't you tell me something? 102 00:04:08,345 --> 00:04:09,512 - What do you do? - Me? 103 00:04:09,646 --> 00:04:12,215 Oh, well, I am the proprietor of, uh, one of the most charming 104 00:04:12,349 --> 00:04:13,983 pubs in all of South Philadelphia. 105 00:04:14,118 --> 00:04:15,618 - All right. - Paddy's Pub. 106 00:04:15,753 --> 00:04:17,387 - Paddy's Pub! - Paddy's... Paddy's Pub. 107 00:04:17,521 --> 00:04:19,055 (cheering) Yeah. 108 00:04:19,189 --> 00:04:21,424 Yeah, but listen, I am so much more, Grant. 109 00:04:21,558 --> 00:04:23,693 Um, I'm kind of a jack of all trades, if you will. 110 00:04:23,827 --> 00:04:25,428 - Okay. - So the question really isn't 111 00:04:25,562 --> 00:04:29,032 "What do I do?" It's "What don't I do?" 112 00:04:29,166 --> 00:04:30,733 Wow. Now, there's a lot of confidence 113 00:04:30,868 --> 00:04:32,068 right there. I like that. 114 00:04:32,202 --> 00:04:33,569 I like that, Dennis. All right. 115 00:04:33,704 --> 00:04:34,937 - Yeah. - Hey, buddy, can you name an 116 00:04:35,072 --> 00:04:36,606 animal that we eat but doesn't eat us? 117 00:04:36,740 --> 00:04:38,441 Oh, easy. A sea urchin. 118 00:04:38,575 --> 00:04:41,077 - A sea... a what now? - Sea urchin. 119 00:04:41,211 --> 00:04:43,079 - Sea urchin. - Yeah. 120 00:04:43,213 --> 00:04:46,549 - Okay. - Show me sea urchin! 121 00:04:46,683 --> 00:04:49,118 (buzzer blares) Ooh, one strike. 122 00:04:49,253 --> 00:04:50,820 - Oh. - One strike for the Reynolds 123 00:04:50,954 --> 00:04:52,354 - here. - Wow, that, uh, that buzzer 124 00:04:52,356 --> 00:04:54,357 - sounds... it's awfully loud. - It is loud. 125 00:04:54,491 --> 00:04:56,125 Pierces you right down to your soul, doesn't it? 126 00:04:56,260 --> 00:04:57,760 - I don't like it. - Okay. 127 00:04:57,895 --> 00:04:59,128 - I'll be fine, though. - You're right. 128 00:04:59,263 --> 00:05:00,563 - All right, thank you. - Okay. 129 00:05:00,697 --> 00:05:01,898 - Who do we have here? - Hi. 130 00:05:02,032 --> 00:05:03,833 - Hello... Deandra. - Yep. 131 00:05:03,967 --> 00:05:05,735 Yeah. Deandra, help me out-- name an 132 00:05:05,869 --> 00:05:08,104 animal that we eat but doesn't eat us. 133 00:05:08,238 --> 00:05:09,672 Well, Grant, I'll tell you what... 134 00:05:09,807 --> 00:05:11,407 - Mm-hmm? - ...I like to eat cock. 135 00:05:11,542 --> 00:05:14,610 (audience exclaims) Whoa, no, no, no, no, no. 136 00:05:14,745 --> 00:05:17,246 No, we can't say... Lisa, are we gonna...? 137 00:05:17,381 --> 00:05:18,848 See what I did there? It's a little bit of a double 138 00:05:18,982 --> 00:05:21,317 entendre type of thing. I was talking about chicken, but 139 00:05:21,452 --> 00:05:23,352 - I said "cock." - Yeah, don't say that word. 140 00:05:23,487 --> 00:05:25,555 Please, I'm-I'm... Just, it's a family show, so 141 00:05:25,689 --> 00:05:27,056 we're just gonna go with "chicken," okay? 142 00:05:27,191 --> 00:05:29,859 - Show me chicken! - Ow! 143 00:05:29,993 --> 00:05:32,295 There you go. (cheering) 144 00:05:32,429 --> 00:05:34,997 - An answer on the board! - Okay. 145 00:05:35,132 --> 00:05:37,300 - Ronald Reynolds. - Yeah! 146 00:05:37,434 --> 00:05:38,468 - Hello, sir. - Hey! 147 00:05:38,602 --> 00:05:39,802 - How you doing today? - I'm great, Grant. 148 00:05:39,937 --> 00:05:41,671 I'm just really excited to be here with my new family. 149 00:05:41,805 --> 00:05:43,673 - Oh... your new family? - Yeah. 150 00:05:43,807 --> 00:05:45,047 Oh, a little bit of background. 151 00:05:45,142 --> 00:05:46,409 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Uh, actually, just for 152 00:05:46,543 --> 00:05:49,512 clarification. Um, he raised them, but he 153 00:05:49,646 --> 00:05:52,048 didn't sire them. Now, he may have sired him-- 154 00:05:52,182 --> 00:05:55,017 we're not exactly sure, but they do live together in squalor. 155 00:05:55,152 --> 00:05:56,672 Yeah, yeah. I actually brought my blood 156 00:05:56,753 --> 00:05:58,588 bucket in case you guys want to run his blood and see if it all 157 00:05:58,722 --> 00:06:00,002 checks out. It'd be good to know. 158 00:06:00,057 --> 00:06:01,691 Yeah, if we want to do, like, a quick DNA sequencing... 159 00:06:01,825 --> 00:06:03,265 - Yeah. - ...at the commercial break, 160 00:06:03,327 --> 00:06:04,594 that actually would clear things up for everybody. 161 00:06:04,728 --> 00:06:05,995 - If we could. - It would set the record 162 00:06:06,130 --> 00:06:07,396 straight. But either way, I was always the 163 00:06:07,531 --> 00:06:09,092 odd man out, you know? I mean, you know. 164 00:06:09,199 --> 00:06:11,634 And then Frank, here, adopted me and now I'm a part of the 165 00:06:11,768 --> 00:06:15,238 - Reynolds family! - Okay, well... 166 00:06:15,372 --> 00:06:18,474 We don't... I'm... I'm just... I'm not even 167 00:06:18,609 --> 00:06:20,943 gonna try to figure that one out, so... 168 00:06:21,078 --> 00:06:23,079 Okay, here-here's the deal, guys: from now on, I'm not gonna 169 00:06:23,213 --> 00:06:25,648 ask you guys any more questions at all... 170 00:06:25,782 --> 00:06:27,416 - Yes. - ...other than the ones that 171 00:06:27,551 --> 00:06:29,652 - keep the game moving. All right? - Great! Yeah! 172 00:06:29,786 --> 00:06:32,955 Great! (whoops) Show me... cow! 173 00:06:33,090 --> 00:06:34,790 Nope, that's me. I say that word. 174 00:06:34,925 --> 00:06:37,093 I say the "show me" part. You just give me the answer. 175 00:06:37,227 --> 00:06:38,694 - Okay, Ronald? - Right, I'm sorry. 176 00:06:38,829 --> 00:06:40,496 - Show me c... - Don't say "show me." 177 00:06:40,631 --> 00:06:41,864 - He just said that. - Don't say it. 178 00:06:41,999 --> 00:06:43,199 - He just said that. - Just say the answer. 179 00:06:43,333 --> 00:06:44,813 Show... show me.. is the part I say? 180 00:06:44,902 --> 00:06:46,569 Here's the one thing... there's only one thing in the 181 00:06:46,703 --> 00:06:48,371 whole world at this moment you shouldn't say... 182 00:06:48,505 --> 00:06:49,939 - Mm-hmm? - "Show me." 183 00:06:50,073 --> 00:06:52,073 So just give me the answer, and then I'll say sh... 184 00:06:52,142 --> 00:06:54,110 You know what, go ahead and do it. 185 00:06:54,244 --> 00:06:56,812 - Just go ahead and do it, then. - Do what? 186 00:06:56,947 --> 00:06:59,115 Mother of... Show me cow! 187 00:06:59,249 --> 00:07:04,053 Cow! (all cheering) 188 00:07:04,188 --> 00:07:07,490 - Good answer! - So, sadly we got to stay 189 00:07:07,624 --> 00:07:10,059 here. Okay. Charlie? 190 00:07:10,194 --> 00:07:12,061 - Yeah? - Just need you to name an 191 00:07:12,196 --> 00:07:14,063 - animal... - Yes! 192 00:07:14,198 --> 00:07:16,165 ...that we eat but doesn't eat us. 193 00:07:16,300 --> 00:07:20,870 Doesn't eat us-- that's easy. Dragon! 194 00:07:21,004 --> 00:07:23,606 - Charlie, do you eat dragon? - No! I don't eat dragon 195 00:07:23,740 --> 00:07:26,142 'cause, uh, it's-it's not a meal for peasants, it's a meal 196 00:07:26,276 --> 00:07:28,110 for kings, and I'm sort of a common man. 197 00:07:28,245 --> 00:07:30,112 But they don't eat us; they, uh, it's like a misconception. 198 00:07:30,247 --> 00:07:32,114 They actually eat gold and treasure. 199 00:07:32,249 --> 00:07:34,116 That's why they're always sitting on a big pile of it. 200 00:07:34,251 --> 00:07:36,118 - Bad answer. - Bad answer. 201 00:07:36,253 --> 00:07:38,120 - Bad answer. - That's a bad answer. 202 00:07:38,255 --> 00:07:39,589 Okay, show me dragon! 203 00:07:42,292 --> 00:07:45,194 (Charlie laughing) I told you! 204 00:07:45,329 --> 00:07:48,297 Oh, my God! (Grant laughs) 205 00:07:48,432 --> 00:07:52,268 Well, astonishingly, uh, one person surveyed gave the answer 206 00:07:52,402 --> 00:07:56,172 dragon, so... What a world! 207 00:07:56,306 --> 00:07:59,675 All right, the Reynolds family has won round one! 208 00:07:59,810 --> 00:08:02,378 (all cheering) There you go, all right. 209 00:08:02,512 --> 00:08:04,380 - Sha-booyah! - All right. 210 00:08:04,514 --> 00:08:06,382 - Sha-booyah! - But we got a lot more show to 211 00:08:06,516 --> 00:08:08,718 go! It could be anybody's game. We'll be right back after this 212 00:08:08,852 --> 00:08:13,356 with Family Fight! (all cheering) 213 00:08:13,473 --> 00:08:15,691 That's commercial, guys! Back in three. 214 00:08:15,809 --> 00:08:17,693 - Yeah! - Yeah! 215 00:08:17,811 --> 00:08:19,695 Yeah, that was, uh, that was terrible. 216 00:08:19,813 --> 00:08:21,697 I mean, we're bombing out there. This-this is exactly what I was 217 00:08:21,815 --> 00:08:23,683 - trying to avoid, guys. - What are you talking about? 218 00:08:23,817 --> 00:08:25,685 - We won that round. - Yeah, but you were being 219 00:08:25,819 --> 00:08:27,687 lascivious and disgusting. Dee was making sex jokes that 220 00:08:27,821 --> 00:08:29,355 were going over like a lead balloon. 221 00:08:29,506 --> 00:08:31,040 Well, at least we got all of our answers right. 222 00:08:31,174 --> 00:08:33,025 Yeah, that-that's utterly ridiculous. 223 00:08:33,143 --> 00:08:34,977 I mean, how is dragon an answer and sea urchin isn't? 224 00:08:35,145 --> 00:08:36,646 - Everyone knows... - I don't know, but there's 225 00:08:36,813 --> 00:08:38,648 always a weirdo or two in those panels who's gonna give a stupid 226 00:08:38,815 --> 00:08:40,650 answer and Charlie's always gonna get those, right? So... 227 00:08:40,817 --> 00:08:42,652 - Yeah, I'll get the steal. - Yeah! 228 00:08:42,819 --> 00:08:44,670 Plus, people don't even really eat sea urchin, Dennis. 229 00:08:44,805 --> 00:08:46,689 Most people don't eat dragons. 230 00:08:46,807 --> 00:08:48,691 - Well, dragonflies. - People don't eat dragonflies. 231 00:08:48,825 --> 00:08:50,705 (Charlie imitates buzzer) Don't make that noise. 232 00:08:50,794 --> 00:08:52,474 - I don't like it. - Just relax, would you, 233 00:08:52,479 --> 00:08:53,919 Dennis? Look, if we make asses out of 234 00:08:53,947 --> 00:08:55,614 ourselves, they just won't air the episode, okay? 235 00:08:55,732 --> 00:08:57,433 Okay, first of all, you don't know that and secondly, don't 236 00:08:57,567 --> 00:08:59,087 tell me to relax. (Mac imitates buzzer) 237 00:08:59,219 --> 00:09:00,503 All right, don't you start making that noise. 238 00:09:00,671 --> 00:09:01,971 (Frank imitates buzzer) All right, it's not funny when 239 00:09:02,089 --> 00:09:03,439 they do it, it's definitely not funny when... 240 00:09:03,573 --> 00:09:04,740 (Dee imitates buzzer) (Dennis yelling) 241 00:09:04,908 --> 00:09:07,410 (all imitating buzzer) Oh, goddamn it! 242 00:09:10,019 --> 00:09:12,387 (all cheering) All right, welcome back to 243 00:09:12,588 --> 00:09:14,990 Family Fight. We got the Reynolds family over 244 00:09:15,124 --> 00:09:17,192 here with a hundred points. We got the Barretts over here 245 00:09:17,326 --> 00:09:20,028 with zero. Give me Bobby, give me Dennis! 246 00:09:20,163 --> 00:09:21,963 Here we go! 247 00:09:24,605 --> 00:09:27,540 All right, all right. Somebody got a little, a little 248 00:09:27,675 --> 00:09:30,777 - lead in his shoes. - Uh, no. 249 00:09:30,911 --> 00:09:34,748 No. No, my shoes are fine. I assure you. 250 00:09:34,882 --> 00:09:36,850 They're made of the finest Italian leather. 251 00:09:36,984 --> 00:09:39,464 The fit is perfect. Therefore, there would be no room for lead. 252 00:09:41,173 --> 00:09:42,989 All right. 253 00:09:43,124 --> 00:09:45,225 The top four answers are on the board. 254 00:09:45,359 --> 00:09:47,293 We asked a hundred people on the street, "Name something people 255 00:09:47,428 --> 00:09:50,296 groom themselves with." Dennis! 256 00:09:50,431 --> 00:09:53,199 - Laser beams, Grant. - La-laser beams? 257 00:09:53,334 --> 00:09:55,034 Yeah, laser beam. It's the only way to completely 258 00:09:55,169 --> 00:09:58,138 - obliterate the follicle. - Show me laser beam! 259 00:09:58,272 --> 00:10:01,641 (buzzer blares) Oh, yeah, yeah. 260 00:10:01,776 --> 00:10:04,210 That noise, it's too loud. Can we, can we just turn it down 261 00:10:04,345 --> 00:10:06,379 - a touch? - We cannot, we cannot. 262 00:10:06,514 --> 00:10:08,348 - Bobby, you got an answer? - I got an answer. 263 00:10:08,482 --> 00:10:10,350 - All right. - Hair brush! 264 00:10:10,484 --> 00:10:12,719 Show me hair brush! (dings) 265 00:10:12,853 --> 00:10:16,923 - There it is, there it is. - Hair brush, that's so 266 00:10:17,057 --> 00:10:18,925 obvious. God, that buzzer noise! 267 00:10:19,043 --> 00:10:20,593 Isn't that just irritating as hell? 268 00:10:20,711 --> 00:10:22,631 Come on, we got to think of a steal here, okay? 269 00:10:22,713 --> 00:10:24,264 I got one, I got one! What about, uh, uh, bleaching 270 00:10:24,381 --> 00:10:26,266 - cream for your facial hair? - What the hell?! 271 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:28,268 No, no. I-I got it. Drakkar Noir. 272 00:10:28,402 --> 00:10:30,270 - Mm, too specific. - You know what it is? 273 00:10:30,404 --> 00:10:32,272 I think it's a bride. A bride could be a good answer. 274 00:10:32,389 --> 00:10:34,674 (dings) What? 275 00:10:34,809 --> 00:10:36,676 You can't become a groom or get groomed without a bride. 276 00:10:36,844 --> 00:10:38,678 - Oh, no, no... - Right, right. That's not the 277 00:10:38,846 --> 00:10:40,713 kind of grooming they're talking about. 278 00:10:40,848 --> 00:10:42,368 I don't know. Charlie could be right. 279 00:10:42,483 --> 00:10:44,350 - Uh, yeah, I... I got dragon. - No, he's not, he's not right! 280 00:10:44,485 --> 00:10:46,419 Because nobody else is that stupid. 281 00:10:46,554 --> 00:10:49,355 Show me pumice stone! (buzzer blares) 282 00:10:49,490 --> 00:10:51,570 All right, here we go. Reynolds family for the steal! 283 00:10:51,625 --> 00:10:53,493 No, no, we're not gonna say that. 284 00:10:53,627 --> 00:10:57,030 - The comb, a comb! - I'm gonna go with... 285 00:10:57,164 --> 00:11:00,767 - toe knife. - With what now? 286 00:11:00,901 --> 00:11:04,704 With a toe knife 'cause I-I use a-a sharp blade to dig the 287 00:11:04,839 --> 00:11:09,809 scum out of my toenails. Once in a while, I cut myself, 288 00:11:09,944 --> 00:11:13,112 but it puses up and in three days, it's good as new. 289 00:11:13,247 --> 00:11:15,281 - Sure. - Toe knife! 290 00:11:15,416 --> 00:11:18,284 Way more information than we needed, but, uh... 291 00:11:18,419 --> 00:11:21,955 show me toe knife. (buzzer blares) 292 00:11:22,089 --> 00:11:24,691 Okay, the Barretts win the board! 293 00:11:24,825 --> 00:11:27,961 There you go! All right! Okay, let's see-see what that 294 00:11:28,095 --> 00:11:30,330 last answer was. (dings) 295 00:11:30,464 --> 00:11:32,332 - Bride! - Charlie was right. 296 00:11:32,466 --> 00:11:34,334 - I knew it. - Do you, do you groom a 297 00:11:34,468 --> 00:11:36,336 bride, Lisa? All right, hey, let's get onto 298 00:11:36,470 --> 00:11:38,550 that last round now! I need some Dee, I need a little 299 00:11:38,606 --> 00:11:41,741 bit of Lester! Come on now! Okay. 300 00:11:41,876 --> 00:11:43,743 Come on, Dee! (cheering) 301 00:11:43,878 --> 00:11:46,779 - All right. - Here we go. 302 00:11:46,914 --> 00:11:49,682 Okay, here we go-- top six answers are on the board. 303 00:11:49,817 --> 00:11:52,886 Name something that people are afraid of. 304 00:11:53,020 --> 00:11:54,287 (all gasping) 305 00:11:55,923 --> 00:11:58,658 Oh, oopsie-daisy! Looks like I, I broke it. 306 00:11:58,792 --> 00:12:01,461 - You think? - Oops. 307 00:12:01,595 --> 00:12:03,496 Can't believe that's... Ain't never seen anything like 308 00:12:03,631 --> 00:12:05,498 that in my life. What do you got, hands made of 309 00:12:05,633 --> 00:12:07,500 anvils? (laughter) 310 00:12:07,635 --> 00:12:09,569 You want me to answer that or answer...? 311 00:12:09,703 --> 00:12:12,472 I don't want you to answer either of them, okay? 312 00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:14,540 - Yeah, sorry. - Because I don't know who won 313 00:12:14,675 --> 00:12:16,542 - because you broke the machine. - That makes sense. 314 00:12:16,677 --> 00:12:18,544 - Right? Okay? - It makes sense, yeah. 315 00:12:18,679 --> 00:12:21,414 Okay, everybody, we're gonna take a couple seconds. 316 00:12:21,548 --> 00:12:25,000 We'll be right back after this. (cheering) 317 00:12:32,746 --> 00:12:34,680 (buzzer blares) Ooh, ooh, ooh! 318 00:12:34,815 --> 00:12:36,666 Start thinking of a steal because if we get this one, we 319 00:12:36,783 --> 00:12:38,668 - win the game. - All right, all right. 320 00:12:38,785 --> 00:12:40,865 - What's the question? - Things people are afraid of. 321 00:12:40,988 --> 00:12:43,639 - That's still the question? - Yeah... How do you not know 322 00:12:43,774 --> 00:12:45,758 - how the game works by now? - Okay, I'm afraid of game show 323 00:12:45,892 --> 00:12:47,843 - rules. - You guys, I know what it is. 324 00:12:47,978 --> 00:12:49,812 - Yeah? - It's failure. 325 00:12:49,946 --> 00:12:51,866 - That's too pathetic. - Liberal yahoos taking my 326 00:12:51,948 --> 00:12:53,949 - guns. - That-that is a political 327 00:12:54,084 --> 00:12:56,969 - firestorm, Frank. No! - Oh, oh! The Nightman. 328 00:12:57,104 --> 00:12:59,805 All right, guys, these are terrible answers, all right? 329 00:12:59,973 --> 00:13:02,475 Now, normally I would've said the crust on a crème brûlée 330 00:13:02,642 --> 00:13:04,777 burning the top of your mouth, but I'm thinking like a commoner 331 00:13:04,895 --> 00:13:07,646 now and I really do think that the right answer is probably... 332 00:13:07,781 --> 00:13:09,699 - clowns. - That's a good answer. 333 00:13:09,816 --> 00:13:11,717 - I know. - I feel like it could 334 00:13:11,835 --> 00:13:13,719 - be Nightman. - No, I feel like it isn't 335 00:13:13,837 --> 00:13:15,721 - the Nightman... - He could be right, dude. 336 00:13:15,839 --> 00:13:17,723 - I've got a lot... - Show me dogs! 337 00:13:17,858 --> 00:13:19,725 (buzzer blares) (Barretts groan) 338 00:13:19,860 --> 00:13:22,928 God (bleep)! Okay, Reynolds, you get a 339 00:13:23,063 --> 00:13:25,631 chance to steal and win the whole game right here. 340 00:13:25,766 --> 00:13:28,834 Name something that people are afraid of. 341 00:13:28,969 --> 00:13:30,836 (Frank clears throat) We're gonna go with... 342 00:13:30,971 --> 00:13:32,838 Wait, wait, wait, Frank. You have to say it in the form 343 00:13:32,973 --> 00:13:34,840 - of a question. - What is...? 344 00:13:34,975 --> 00:13:36,842 No, you don't, you don't... you don't have to do that 'cause 345 00:13:36,977 --> 00:13:38,844 - it's not Jeopardy. - Ah, it's not Jeopardy. 346 00:13:38,979 --> 00:13:40,980 - All right? - Say "show me," Frank. 347 00:13:41,114 --> 00:13:43,416 Don't say "show me," Frank. Just say the word. 348 00:13:43,550 --> 00:13:45,518 - Just say the word. - Show me clowns! 349 00:13:45,652 --> 00:13:48,454 All right. Show me clowns! 350 00:13:48,588 --> 00:13:50,189 (cheering) Yeah! 351 00:13:50,323 --> 00:13:52,124 We did it! We did it! 352 00:13:52,259 --> 00:13:54,126 And the Reynolds win the game! 353 00:13:54,261 --> 00:13:56,228 - The Reynolds win the game! - (chanting): Sha-booyah, 354 00:13:56,363 --> 00:13:58,731 sha-booyah, sha-booyah, you lose! 355 00:13:58,865 --> 00:14:02,068 Sha-booyah, sha-booyah, sha-booyah, you lose! 356 00:14:02,202 --> 00:14:04,937 All right, okay. So, anyway... (chuckles) 357 00:14:05,072 --> 00:14:09,575 let's take a look at the last one, everybody. 358 00:14:09,709 --> 00:14:11,844 "Nightman." Don't know what that is. 359 00:14:11,978 --> 00:14:14,113 - Just don't know what it is. - What is happening? 360 00:14:14,247 --> 00:14:16,682 Pretty strange answers today! (audience laughs) 361 00:14:16,817 --> 00:14:18,417 All right, man. Uh, we're gonna come right back 362 00:14:18,552 --> 00:14:20,219 and play some Fast Money. We'll see you right after these 363 00:14:20,353 --> 00:14:22,822 messages. (cheering, applause) 364 00:14:29,496 --> 00:14:31,057 How the hell was "Nightman" an answer? 365 00:14:31,198 --> 00:14:32,364 - Right. - Dude, I think I'm remembering 366 00:14:32,532 --> 00:14:34,066 what happened. I took this survey. 367 00:14:34,201 --> 00:14:35,985 I got interviewed at a mall and I thought it was, like, a 368 00:14:36,119 --> 00:14:37,503 - government thing. - Oh... 369 00:14:37,621 --> 00:14:39,301 - All right. - That makes a lot more sense. 370 00:14:39,372 --> 00:14:40,873 That's actually the only thing that makes sense. 371 00:14:41,041 --> 00:14:42,358 Right? Okay. So I should play Fast Money, 372 00:14:42,476 --> 00:14:43,809 because I'm gonna know all the answers. 373 00:14:43,944 --> 00:14:45,394 No, no, no, you're only gonna know your answers. 374 00:14:45,529 --> 00:14:47,480 And that's only gonna get us one point for every question. 375 00:14:47,647 --> 00:14:49,815 We need to get all the top answers to win Fast Money. 376 00:14:49,950 --> 00:14:51,990 Right, totally, totally. And then we spin the wheel. 377 00:14:52,035 --> 00:14:53,536 Okay, you're definitely not gonna play, 'cause you can't 378 00:14:53,653 --> 00:14:54,787 understand a thing that's happening. 379 00:14:54,905 --> 00:14:56,071 - I'll play. - No, you won't play, because 380 00:14:56,189 --> 00:14:57,907 you've been nothing but gross and foul and polarizing the 381 00:14:58,024 --> 00:14:59,441 entire time. You're embarrassing me in front 382 00:14:59,576 --> 00:15:00,776 of the whole nation. Dee... 383 00:15:00,911 --> 00:15:02,351 - Mmm. - ...you and I are gonna play. 384 00:15:02,412 --> 00:15:03,329 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 385 00:15:03,446 --> 00:15:05,030 - Can I do my fart keychain? - Absolutely goddamn not. 386 00:15:05,198 --> 00:15:06,615 Okay, now go get something to eat, you look terrible. 387 00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:08,200 No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm very hungry, but I'm not 388 00:15:08,368 --> 00:15:09,888 gonna blow it now. This is my close-up. 389 00:15:10,003 --> 00:15:11,871 (sighs) God, don't be a dumb, hungry bitch the entire time. 390 00:15:12,038 --> 00:15:13,139 - Guys, we're back. - Ooh! 391 00:15:13,273 --> 00:15:14,773 Okay, all right, you're going first, Dee, you're going first. 392 00:15:14,908 --> 00:15:19,712 Okay, go, go, go, go! (applause, cheering) 393 00:15:19,846 --> 00:15:22,414 All right, we are back with Fast Money, here with Dee 394 00:15:22,549 --> 00:15:25,484 Reynolds. But first, there's somebody who 395 00:15:25,619 --> 00:15:29,221 - wants to say something to you. - CRICKET: Hey, Reynolds 396 00:15:29,356 --> 00:15:31,790 family! Win $20,000 and bring home the 397 00:15:31,925 --> 00:15:34,126 money for Paddy's Pub! (chuckles) 398 00:15:34,261 --> 00:15:36,962 Yeah, all right. I'm done dancing like a monkey. 399 00:15:37,097 --> 00:15:39,265 Give me my five bucks, Chuck. (audience exclaiming) 400 00:15:39,399 --> 00:15:40,833 Ha ha, wow! That was a rough video, right 401 00:15:40,967 --> 00:15:42,635 there. That dude is hard on the eyes. 402 00:15:42,769 --> 00:15:44,403 Yeah. He's all burned up. 403 00:15:44,521 --> 00:15:47,139 - We couldn't get anybody else? - No. 404 00:15:47,274 --> 00:15:50,242 - Okay, you ready, Dee? - Oh, you better believe it. 405 00:15:50,377 --> 00:15:51,677 - But, uh... - Mm-hmm? 406 00:15:51,811 --> 00:15:53,972 ...first, hold on a... hold on a second, there's, um... 407 00:15:53,980 --> 00:15:56,215 - Yeah? - There's, uh... 408 00:15:56,349 --> 00:15:57,550 - You okay? - Ooh! Yeah. 409 00:15:57,684 --> 00:16:00,319 - You all right? - Uh, yes... there's a... just 410 00:16:00,453 --> 00:16:03,756 a quick bit I wanted to, uh... Oof. 411 00:16:03,890 --> 00:16:06,058 (audience exclaims) (farting noises) 412 00:16:06,193 --> 00:16:08,594 Oh, whoops-a-daisy. (laughs) 413 00:16:08,712 --> 00:16:10,179 (farting noises continue) That's about as lowbrow as 414 00:16:10,297 --> 00:16:11,630 - it gets. - Yeah, Dennis isn't gonna like 415 00:16:11,798 --> 00:16:13,649 - that. - It's pretty funny, though. 416 00:16:13,767 --> 00:16:16,769 Okay, new plan. (audience cheering) 417 00:16:16,903 --> 00:16:19,772 All right. So we're back here with, uh, 418 00:16:19,906 --> 00:16:23,742 Fast Money here. Uh, now we got Frank doing it, 419 00:16:23,877 --> 00:16:26,345 'cause... people just be faintin' up in here, so... 420 00:16:26,479 --> 00:16:29,648 (audience laughs) Give me 30 seconds on the clock. 421 00:16:29,783 --> 00:16:31,850 Name something you thought existed when you were a child. 422 00:16:31,985 --> 00:16:33,852 - Santa Claus. - Name something you might find 423 00:16:33,987 --> 00:16:35,854 - in a bathtub. - Soap! 424 00:16:35,989 --> 00:16:37,690 Name something people add sugar to. 425 00:16:37,824 --> 00:16:39,858 - Coffee. - A thing you associate with 426 00:16:39,993 --> 00:16:41,927 - Charlie Chaplin. - Little moustache. 427 00:16:42,062 --> 00:16:45,130 Name a foreign country whose films are popular in America. 428 00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:47,066 France. (cheering) 429 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:49,134 Damn! You did it, man! 430 00:16:49,269 --> 00:16:51,170 - I'm surprised, too, brother! - Oh, oh, that was so good! 431 00:16:51,304 --> 00:16:52,771 That was so good, Frank! 432 00:16:55,208 --> 00:16:57,009 - Hey, you ready? - Yeah, I'm ready. 433 00:16:57,127 --> 00:16:59,261 - Frank did great. - Frank? 434 00:16:59,379 --> 00:17:01,680 - Yeah, uh, Dee passed out. - She... of course she did. 435 00:17:01,798 --> 00:17:04,783 - She's so embarrassing. - Right. 436 00:17:04,918 --> 00:17:06,198 All right, here we go, everybody. 437 00:17:06,253 --> 00:17:07,920 We're gonna bring Dennis out right now. 438 00:17:08,054 --> 00:17:09,722 Here he is, Dennis Reynolds. (cheering, applause) 439 00:17:09,856 --> 00:17:10,990 Okay. Here we go. 440 00:17:13,593 --> 00:17:17,162 - Okay. - Now, Dennis... Frank got the 441 00:17:17,297 --> 00:17:20,566 number one answer for every single question, so you only 442 00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:23,402 need five points to win the game. Okay? 443 00:17:23,536 --> 00:17:24,837 Okay, I can do it. Now, Grant, listen, I know I 444 00:17:24,971 --> 00:17:26,338 - gave some bad answers before... - Yes. 445 00:17:26,473 --> 00:17:29,108 ...but I understand the game perfectly now, and, uh, that 446 00:17:29,242 --> 00:17:30,609 - does not represent me. - Okay, I like that. 447 00:17:30,744 --> 00:17:31,877 Okay? So I'm ready to give good answers. 448 00:17:32,012 --> 00:17:33,279 - I like that. - That does represent me. 449 00:17:33,413 --> 00:17:34,813 All right, that sounds good, that sounds good. 450 00:17:34,948 --> 00:17:36,715 If you repeat any of Frank's answers, you're gonna hear this 451 00:17:36,850 --> 00:17:38,150 sound... (buzzer blares) 452 00:17:38,285 --> 00:17:40,165 - ...and then... - Thought we were done with the 453 00:17:40,220 --> 00:17:41,987 - buzzer. - Only if you repeat an answer. 454 00:17:42,122 --> 00:17:43,756 - Even in this round? - Yes, even in this round. Yep. 455 00:17:43,890 --> 00:17:45,858 - Mm-hmm. - If you don't know an answer, 456 00:17:45,992 --> 00:17:48,127 you can say "pass" and we'll just move on to the next 457 00:17:48,261 --> 00:17:49,428 - question. - Okay. 458 00:17:49,562 --> 00:17:50,796 - All right, are you ready? - Yes, yes. 459 00:17:50,930 --> 00:17:52,798 Let's put 30 seconds on the clock. 460 00:17:52,932 --> 00:17:55,668 Name something you thought existed when you were a child. 461 00:17:55,802 --> 00:17:57,036 Santa Claus. (buzzer blares) 462 00:17:57,170 --> 00:17:59,638 - Oh, God... uh, pass. - Name something you might find 463 00:17:59,773 --> 00:18:01,540 - in a bathtub. - S... uh, soap. 464 00:18:01,675 --> 00:18:03,355 (buzzer blares) Ah! God, I really hate that 465 00:18:03,376 --> 00:18:04,576 buzzer. Can we not do that? 466 00:18:04,711 --> 00:18:06,078 Clock's ticking, clock's ticking. 467 00:18:06,212 --> 00:18:07,413 - Okay, uh, pass. - Name something people add 468 00:18:07,547 --> 00:18:10,316 - sugar to. - God... coffee. 469 00:18:10,450 --> 00:18:12,351 (buzzer blares) Oh, God... 470 00:18:12,485 --> 00:18:13,885 Nope, we gotta... we need an answer. 471 00:18:13,887 --> 00:18:15,487 Yeah, no, no, okay, no, then pass, then pass, 'cause... 472 00:18:15,622 --> 00:18:17,382 A thing you associate with Charlie Chaplin. 473 00:18:17,457 --> 00:18:19,725 - Mmm... pass. - Okay, name a foreign country 474 00:18:19,859 --> 00:18:22,328 whose films are popular in America. 475 00:18:22,462 --> 00:18:23,495 France. (buzzer blares) 476 00:18:23,630 --> 00:18:24,763 - Oh, God, no, no! - Already said that. 477 00:18:24,898 --> 00:18:26,219 Oh, God, France. (buzzer blares) 478 00:18:26,232 --> 00:18:27,666 - France. France. France. - That's still not the answer. 479 00:18:27,801 --> 00:18:30,089 Little moustache. Soap, soap, France. 480 00:18:30,209 --> 00:18:32,525 - There was something else. - Stop it already! 481 00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:34,097 Don't say France! 482 00:18:34,217 --> 00:18:35,584 (Dennis sobbing) All right, I have never seen 483 00:18:35,718 --> 00:18:38,153 a more embarrassing display in my entire career. 484 00:18:38,287 --> 00:18:40,989 Oh, please don't air this. Okay? Please don't... don't air 485 00:18:41,123 --> 00:18:43,445 this... you won't air this, right? 486 00:18:43,565 --> 00:18:44,926 Oh, no, no, we definitely air it. 487 00:18:44,966 --> 00:18:46,166 We always air it. No matter what, we air it. 488 00:18:46,301 --> 00:18:47,635 - That's how we do it, my friend. - It just went so wrong... 489 00:18:47,769 --> 00:18:49,036 Good night, everybody! Thanks for joining us here on 490 00:18:49,237 --> 00:18:50,371 Family Fight! Take care. 491 00:18:50,505 --> 00:18:55,209 (audience applauding, cheering) (Dennis sobbing) 492 00:18:55,327 --> 00:18:56,994 - Wow. - Why'd they have to air that 493 00:18:57,128 --> 00:18:58,712 - part? - That was the end part. 494 00:18:58,830 --> 00:19:00,748 - The best part. - Yeah, they air the whole 495 00:19:00,916 --> 00:19:03,717 show. (Dennis sobbing) 496 00:19:09,724 --> 00:19:11,659 This doesn't represent me, though. 497 00:19:11,793 --> 00:19:14,695 This doesn't represent me. That's not who I am. 498 00:19:14,829 --> 00:19:19,415 So just don't air it. It's the buzzer that was... 499 00:19:19,535 --> 00:19:23,971 That just doesn't represent me. So just don't air it! 500 00:19:24,091 --> 00:19:34,761 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com