1 00:00:14,566 --> 00:00:16,520 - MAC: Oh, man, this is so exciting. - CHARLIE: Is this the green room? 2 00:00:16,539 --> 00:00:19,072 - FRANK: Yeah. - A game show. Can you guys believe we're gonna be on a game show? 3 00:00:19,085 --> 00:00:21,877 - DENNIS: All right, all right, relax. - Awesome! 4 00:00:21,896 --> 00:00:23,516 Guys, the green room of Family Fight... 5 00:00:23,522 --> 00:00:25,264 - I've got goose bumps. - Yeah, all right, calm down. 6 00:00:25,283 --> 00:00:27,096 Don't start acting like an animal, here. 7 00:00:27,109 --> 00:00:29,096 All right, listen, this is Family Fight. 8 00:00:29,109 --> 00:00:30,956 This is a nationally televised program. 9 00:00:30,969 --> 00:00:33,376 This is a very big deal for us, okay? 10 00:00:33,382 --> 00:00:36,135 We're talking... What are you doing? Are you stealing an ashtray right now? 11 00:00:36,148 --> 00:00:37,321 - Yeah. - Why? 12 00:00:37,334 --> 00:00:38,907 We have ashtrays, and you don't even smoke. 13 00:00:38,913 --> 00:00:42,501 This is a perfect place for me to lay out my political agenda. 14 00:00:42,513 --> 00:00:44,746 - No, no, no. No politics, man. - What? 15 00:00:44,759 --> 00:00:46,279 Because it's too polarizing, okay? 16 00:00:46,292 --> 00:00:48,746 And don't be misogynistic and please don't be gross, I mean... 17 00:00:48,752 --> 00:00:50,524 Guys, let's-let's be smart about this. 18 00:00:50,537 --> 00:00:51,884 Let's be right down the middle. 19 00:00:51,897 --> 00:00:53,730 DEE: Right down the middle sounds so boring. 20 00:00:53,743 --> 00:00:55,724 That's not what the audience wants to see. 21 00:00:55,736 --> 00:00:58,179 Thinking I'm gonna do a Jenny McCarthy thing, where I'm, like, 22 00:00:58,198 --> 00:00:59,919 super sexy, but I got a potty mouth. 23 00:00:59,932 --> 00:01:01,833 Ah-ah, no, no, Dee, you are never going to be sexy. 24 00:01:01,846 --> 00:01:03,593 And do not do a potty mouth thing, okay? 25 00:01:03,599 --> 00:01:05,886 We don't want to come across as low-brow animals. 26 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:08,302 Now, have some veggie platter and have some fruit, okay? 27 00:01:08,314 --> 00:01:10,924 - That is brain food. - Mm-mm, no way, not me. 28 00:01:10,943 --> 00:01:12,679 Haven't eaten in three days. I don't want to be puffy. 29 00:01:12,693 --> 00:01:14,680 J-Mac's face... it's never puffy. 30 00:01:14,693 --> 00:01:17,326 Yeah, because J-Mac's face is stapled to the back of her head. 31 00:01:17,333 --> 00:01:19,434 Now, eat some food. You look emaciated and sick. 32 00:01:19,459 --> 00:01:22,219 (passing gas) 33 00:01:22,238 --> 00:01:23,321 What is that? 34 00:01:23,769 --> 00:01:24,816 Fart noise key chain. 35 00:01:24,829 --> 00:01:27,582 Dennis, what is this enticing bowl of white? 36 00:01:27,595 --> 00:01:28,887 - This? - Yeah. 37 00:01:28,899 --> 00:01:30,492 Charlie, that... that's cottage cheese. 38 00:01:30,505 --> 00:01:33,990 Cottage cheese? Like... cheese from some cottage? Whose cottage? 39 00:01:34,010 --> 00:01:35,390 Well, like, what is that, exactly? 40 00:01:35,410 --> 00:01:36,897 How do you not know what it is? 41 00:01:36,910 --> 00:01:39,310 - Aren't you, like, a cheese guy? - I'm not a cottage guy. 42 00:01:39,323 --> 00:01:41,321 You are gonna make us lose this game. 43 00:01:41,659 --> 00:01:42,809 (audience cheering faintly) 44 00:01:42,821 --> 00:01:44,342 Here comes the other family. 45 00:01:44,355 --> 00:01:45,295 JANET: Hello. 46 00:01:45,308 --> 00:01:47,115 You must be the Reynolds family. 47 00:01:47,134 --> 00:01:50,440 I'm Janet, and we're the Barretts. 48 00:01:54,813 --> 00:01:56,181 Oh. 49 00:01:56,194 --> 00:01:57,631 Okay... 50 00:01:58,584 --> 00:01:59,544 LISA: Hey, guys! 51 00:01:59,557 --> 00:02:01,284 I'm Lisa. I'm stage manager. 52 00:02:01,303 --> 00:02:02,144 Both teams ready? 53 00:02:02,163 --> 00:02:04,011 (cheering) 54 00:02:04,036 --> 00:02:05,576 Let's play Family Fight! 55 00:02:17,854 --> 00:02:27,854 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com Resync for WEB-DL by 00:02:33,075 It's time to play Family Fight! 57 00:02:33,087 --> 00:02:37,642 Let's give it up for your host, Grant Anderson! 58 00:02:37,649 --> 00:02:39,371 (Grant laughing) How you doing, man? 59 00:02:39,377 --> 00:02:40,338 GRANT: Hey, oh! 60 00:02:40,357 --> 00:02:42,027 Hello! All right! 61 00:02:42,569 --> 00:02:45,448 Thank you for coming out, everybody, and welcome to Family Fight. 62 00:02:45,460 --> 00:02:46,980 I'm your host, Grant Anderson. 63 00:02:46,987 --> 00:02:49,707 Today, we have the Barrett family... 64 00:02:49,727 --> 00:02:51,720 (applause) 65 00:02:51,740 --> 00:02:53,234 Oh, all right. 66 00:02:53,246 --> 00:02:54,987 ...versus the Reynolds family! 67 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:58,376 (cheering) 68 00:02:58,385 --> 00:03:01,485 And they are here for a whole lot of cash, so let's get it on! 69 00:03:01,498 --> 00:03:03,958 Give me Janet, give me Frank. 70 00:03:03,978 --> 00:03:05,838 - (cheering) - Here we go. 71 00:03:05,861 --> 00:03:08,041 Oh... whoa. 72 00:03:08,053 --> 00:03:11,234 Whoa, I didn't get a good look at you before backstage. 73 00:03:11,247 --> 00:03:12,381 (Janet laughs) 74 00:03:12,394 --> 00:03:14,992 Sha-booyah roll call. (whoops) 75 00:03:15,012 --> 00:03:18,081 Okay, all right, we got some-some sparks flying already here. 76 00:03:18,106 --> 00:03:18,999 (laughs) 77 00:03:19,012 --> 00:03:20,965 Now, let's get up here and do this. Come on, Frank, you ready? 78 00:03:20,978 --> 00:03:22,161 - I'm ready. - All right, man. 79 00:03:22,174 --> 00:03:26,708 Top four answers on the board, here: Name an animal that we eat but doesn't eat us. 80 00:03:26,721 --> 00:03:27,588 - Frank! - Pig! 81 00:03:27,594 --> 00:03:28,938 Show me pig! 82 00:03:29,403 --> 00:03:31,130 (cheering, applause) 83 00:03:31,142 --> 00:03:35,037 All right, oh, Frank's doing a little dance there. 84 00:03:35,062 --> 00:03:36,422 Now, Frank, you want to pass or play? 85 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:37,660 - Pass or play? - Oh, we... we'll play. 86 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:39,402 - Play, play, play. - We're gonna play. 87 00:03:39,427 --> 00:03:42,434 All right, so, Frank... you want to tell me a little bit about the family? 88 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:44,753 Yeah. Well, yeah, you know, uh, Grant? 89 00:03:44,775 --> 00:03:45,860 - Yes, Grant. - I want to... 90 00:03:45,864 --> 00:03:47,519 I want to change my answer. 91 00:03:48,004 --> 00:03:49,024 - What? - Wh... what? Why? 92 00:03:49,044 --> 00:03:51,631 I have realized it's-it's not totally accurate, 93 00:03:51,656 --> 00:03:54,309 because I've seen a pig eat a man. 94 00:03:54,322 --> 00:03:58,262 In fact, I've seen many pigs eat many men. 95 00:03:58,274 --> 00:03:59,862 It was a bloodbath. 96 00:03:59,874 --> 00:04:01,341 Well, okay, well, we can't do that. 97 00:04:01,354 --> 00:04:03,088 I'm gonna move on, though, 'cause you're losing me here. 98 00:04:03,100 --> 00:04:04,523 (laughing): Yeah? 99 00:04:05,249 --> 00:04:08,176 Oh, Grant... a lighthearted barb, if you will. 100 00:04:08,182 --> 00:04:09,063 So, uh, so... 101 00:04:09,076 --> 00:04:12,962 His talk of pigs and man flesh is confusing as it is frustrating. 102 00:04:12,968 --> 00:04:13,889 Right. 103 00:04:13,908 --> 00:04:15,493 Don't you just want to... 104 00:04:15,513 --> 00:04:17,719 - I hear you, I hear you, Dennis. - You know, you have these people in your life 105 00:04:17,744 --> 00:04:18,991 - and you just want to... - Yeah. 106 00:04:19,010 --> 00:04:21,250 Now, Dennis, uh, why don't you tell me something? What do you do? 107 00:04:21,270 --> 00:04:24,198 Me? Oh, well, I am the proprietor of, 108 00:04:24,211 --> 00:04:26,631 uh, one of the most charming pubs in all of South Philadelphia. 109 00:04:26,644 --> 00:04:28,238 - All right. - Paddy's Pub. 110 00:04:28,263 --> 00:04:30,576 - Paddy's Pub! Paddy's Pub! - Paddy's... Paddy's Pub. 111 00:04:30,583 --> 00:04:31,530 - Yeah. - (cheering) 112 00:04:31,543 --> 00:04:34,490 Yeah, but listen, I am so much more, Grant. 113 00:04:34,503 --> 00:04:36,450 Um, I'm kind of a jack of all trades, if you will. 114 00:04:36,463 --> 00:04:39,568 - Okay. - So the question really isn't "What do I do?" 115 00:04:39,574 --> 00:04:42,147 It's "What don't I do?" 116 00:04:42,153 --> 00:04:44,446 Wow. Now, there's a lot of confidence right there. I like that. 117 00:04:44,452 --> 00:04:46,259 - I like that, Dennis. All right. - Yeah. 118 00:04:46,272 --> 00:04:49,025 Hey, buddy, can you name an animal that we eat but doesn't eat us? 119 00:04:49,038 --> 00:04:50,838 Oh, easy. A sea urchin. 120 00:04:50,856 --> 00:04:54,194 - A sea... a what now? - Sea urchin. 121 00:04:54,207 --> 00:04:55,680 - Sea urchin. - Yeah. 122 00:04:55,693 --> 00:04:56,897 Okay. 123 00:04:57,247 --> 00:04:59,227 Show me sea urchin! 124 00:04:59,241 --> 00:05:00,234 (buzzer blares) 125 00:05:00,247 --> 00:05:02,212 - Ooh, one strike. - Oh. 126 00:05:02,225 --> 00:05:03,832 One strike for the Reynolds here. 127 00:05:03,845 --> 00:05:06,392 Wow, that, uh, that buzzer sounds... it's awfully loud. 128 00:05:06,405 --> 00:05:09,165 - It is loud. - Pierces you right down to your soul, doesn't it? 129 00:05:09,171 --> 00:05:10,222 - I don't like it. - Okay. 130 00:05:10,241 --> 00:05:12,189 - I'll be fine, though. - You're right. All right, thank you. 131 00:05:12,214 --> 00:05:13,638 - Okay. - Who do we have here? 132 00:05:13,650 --> 00:05:15,837 - Hi. - Hello... Deandra. 133 00:05:15,849 --> 00:05:17,384 - Yep. - Reynolds. 134 00:05:17,397 --> 00:05:20,844 Deandra, help me out-- name an animal that we eat but doesn't eat us. 135 00:05:20,857 --> 00:05:22,816 - Well, Grant, I'll tell you what... - Mm-hmm? 136 00:05:22,822 --> 00:05:24,391 - ...I like to eat cock. - (audience exclaims) 137 00:05:24,404 --> 00:05:27,344 Whoa, no, no, no, no, no. 138 00:05:27,363 --> 00:05:29,916 No, we can't say... Lisa, are we gonna...? 139 00:05:29,929 --> 00:05:33,129 See what I did there? It's a little bit of a double entendre type of thing. 140 00:05:33,142 --> 00:05:34,822 I was talking about chicken, but I said "cock." 141 00:05:34,828 --> 00:05:37,208 Yeah, don't say that word. Please, I'm-I'm... 142 00:05:37,228 --> 00:05:39,748 Just, it's a family show, so we're just gonna go with "chicken," okay? 143 00:05:39,761 --> 00:05:41,095 Show me chicken! 144 00:05:42,081 --> 00:05:43,408 - Ow! - There you go. 145 00:05:43,421 --> 00:05:46,250 (cheering) 146 00:05:46,757 --> 00:05:47,770 Okay. 147 00:05:47,775 --> 00:05:49,768 - Ronald Reynolds. - Yeah! 148 00:05:49,788 --> 00:05:50,868 - Hello, sir. - Hey! 149 00:05:50,881 --> 00:05:52,261 - How you doing today? - I'm great, Grant. 150 00:05:52,274 --> 00:05:54,607 I'm just really excited to be here with my new family. 151 00:05:54,626 --> 00:05:56,239 - Oh... your new family? - Yeah. 152 00:05:56,251 --> 00:05:57,946 - Oh, a little bit of background. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 153 00:05:57,959 --> 00:06:00,166 Uh, actually, just for clarification. 154 00:06:00,179 --> 00:06:03,406 Um, he raised them, but he didn't sire them. 155 00:06:03,419 --> 00:06:06,086 Now, he may have sired him-- we're not exactly sure, 156 00:06:06,111 --> 00:06:08,084 - but they do live together in squalor. - Yeah, yeah. 157 00:06:08,103 --> 00:06:09,523 I actually brought my blood bucket 158 00:06:09,548 --> 00:06:11,935 in case you guys want to run his blood and see if it all checks out. 159 00:06:11,947 --> 00:06:14,540 - It'd be good to know. - Yeah, if we want to do, like, a quick DNA sequencing... 160 00:06:14,552 --> 00:06:17,069 - Yeah. - ...at the commercial break, that actually would clear things up for everybody. 161 00:06:17,089 --> 00:06:18,662 - If we could. - It would set the record straight. 162 00:06:18,668 --> 00:06:20,597 But either way, I was always the odd man out, you know? 163 00:06:20,610 --> 00:06:21,297 I mean, you know. 164 00:06:21,310 --> 00:06:25,872 And then Frank, here, adopted me and now I'm a part of the Reynolds family! 165 00:06:25,885 --> 00:06:27,198 Okay, well... 166 00:06:28,465 --> 00:06:29,510 We don't... 167 00:06:30,094 --> 00:06:33,514 I'm... I'm just... I'm not even gonna try to figure that one out, so... 168 00:06:33,527 --> 00:06:35,457 Okay, here-here's the deal, guys: From now on, 169 00:06:35,482 --> 00:06:38,442 I'm not gonna ask you guys any more questions at all... 170 00:06:38,462 --> 00:06:41,142 - Yes. - ...other than the ones that keep the game moving. 171 00:06:41,167 --> 00:06:42,520 - Great! Yeah! - All right? 172 00:06:42,526 --> 00:06:44,114 Great! (whoops) 173 00:06:44,133 --> 00:06:45,620 Show me... cow! 174 00:06:45,639 --> 00:06:47,726 Nope, that's me. I say that word. 175 00:06:47,732 --> 00:06:49,799 I say the "show me" part. You just give me the answer. 176 00:06:49,811 --> 00:06:51,578 - Okay, Ronald? - Right, I'm sorry. 177 00:06:51,591 --> 00:06:53,258 - Show me c... - Don't say "show me." 178 00:06:53,271 --> 00:06:54,391 - He just said that. - Don't say it. 179 00:06:54,410 --> 00:06:55,730 - He just said that. - Just say the answer. 180 00:06:55,753 --> 00:06:57,326 Show... show me.. is the part I say? 181 00:06:57,332 --> 00:06:59,878 Here's the one thing... there's only one thing in the whole world 182 00:06:59,891 --> 00:07:01,098 at this moment you shouldn't say... 183 00:07:01,111 --> 00:07:02,538 - Mm-hmm? - "Show me." 184 00:07:02,550 --> 00:07:05,650 So just give me the answer, and then I'll say sh... 185 00:07:05,669 --> 00:07:08,713 You know what, go ahead and do it. Just go ahead and do it, then. 186 00:07:08,733 --> 00:07:10,215 - Do what? - Mother of... 187 00:07:10,582 --> 00:07:11,862 Show me cow! 188 00:07:11,874 --> 00:07:12,911 Cow! 189 00:07:12,936 --> 00:07:16,872 (all cheering) 190 00:07:17,841 --> 00:07:18,848 Good answer! 191 00:07:18,860 --> 00:07:22,134 So, sadly we got to stay here. Okay. 192 00:07:22,862 --> 00:07:23,996 - Charlie? - Yeah? 193 00:07:24,008 --> 00:07:25,735 Just need you to name an animal... 194 00:07:25,747 --> 00:07:28,460 - Yeah! - ...that we eat but doesn't eat us. 195 00:07:28,473 --> 00:07:30,054 Doesn't eat us-- that's easy. 196 00:07:30,067 --> 00:07:31,782 Dragon! 197 00:07:34,068 --> 00:07:35,208 Charlie, do you eat dragon? 198 00:07:35,221 --> 00:07:38,453 No! I don't eat dragon 'cause, uh, it's-it's not a meal for peasants, 199 00:07:38,478 --> 00:07:40,765 it's a meal for kings, and I'm sort of a common man. 200 00:07:40,772 --> 00:07:43,251 But they don't eat us; They, uh, it's like a misconception. 201 00:07:43,264 --> 00:07:45,091 They actually eat gold and treasure. 202 00:07:45,103 --> 00:07:46,797 That's why they're always sitting on a big pile of it. 203 00:07:46,817 --> 00:07:48,717 - Bad answer. - Bad answer. - Bad answer. 204 00:07:48,730 --> 00:07:50,170 That's-That's a bad answer. 205 00:07:50,190 --> 00:07:53,124 Okay, show me dragon! 206 00:07:54,742 --> 00:07:56,343 (Charlie laughing) 207 00:07:56,924 --> 00:07:58,763 - I told you! - Oh, my God! 208 00:07:59,374 --> 00:08:00,861 (Grant laughs) 209 00:08:01,213 --> 00:08:05,429 Well, astonishingly, uh, one person surveyed 210 00:08:05,454 --> 00:08:07,794 gave the answer dragon, so... 211 00:08:07,807 --> 00:08:08,874 What a world! 212 00:08:08,894 --> 00:08:12,814 All right, the Reynolds family has won round one! 213 00:08:12,834 --> 00:08:14,833 (all cheering) 214 00:08:14,847 --> 00:08:16,514 - There you go, all right. - Sha-booyah! 215 00:08:16,527 --> 00:08:17,607 - All right. - Sha-booyah! 216 00:08:17,613 --> 00:08:20,380 But we got a lot more show to go! It could be anybody's game. 217 00:08:20,392 --> 00:08:23,948 We'll be right back after this with Family Fight! 218 00:08:23,971 --> 00:08:26,155 (all cheering) 219 00:08:26,566 --> 00:08:28,707 That's commercial, guys! Back in three. 220 00:08:28,732 --> 00:08:31,079 - Yeah! - Yeah! 221 00:08:31,085 --> 00:08:33,714 Yeah, that was, uh, that was terrible. I mean, we're bombing out there. 222 00:08:33,727 --> 00:08:35,874 This-this is exactly what I was trying to avoid, guys. 223 00:08:35,886 --> 00:08:37,839 What are you talking about? We won that round. 224 00:08:37,852 --> 00:08:39,805 Yeah, but you were being lascivious and disgusting. 225 00:08:39,812 --> 00:08:42,345 Dee was making sex jokes that were going over like a lead balloon. 226 00:08:42,351 --> 00:08:43,978 Well, at least we got all of our answers right. 227 00:08:43,983 --> 00:08:45,618 Yeah, that-that's utterly ridiculous. 228 00:08:45,638 --> 00:08:48,111 I mean, how is dragon an answer and sea urchin isn't? 229 00:08:48,124 --> 00:08:50,611 - Everyone knows... - I don't know, but there's always a weirdo or two in those 230 00:08:50,617 --> 00:08:52,195 panels who's gonna give a stupid answer 231 00:08:52,208 --> 00:08:53,955 and Charlie's always gonna get those, right? 232 00:08:53,960 --> 00:08:55,240 - So... Yeah! - Yeah, I'll get the steal. 233 00:08:55,247 --> 00:08:57,820 Plus, people don't even really eat sea urchin, Dennis. 234 00:08:57,833 --> 00:08:59,226 Most people don't eat dragons. 235 00:08:59,246 --> 00:09:00,280 Well, dragonflies. 236 00:09:00,292 --> 00:09:01,713 People don't eat dragonflies. 237 00:09:01,733 --> 00:09:03,013 (Charlie imitates buzzer) 238 00:09:03,019 --> 00:09:04,212 Don't make that noise. I don't like it. 239 00:09:04,224 --> 00:09:05,559 Just relax, would you, Dennis? 240 00:09:05,572 --> 00:09:08,565 Look, if we make asses out of ourselves, they just won't air the episode, okay? 241 00:09:08,578 --> 00:09:10,802 Okay, first of all, you don't know that, and secondly, don't tell me to relax. 242 00:09:10,815 --> 00:09:11,935 (Mac imitates buzzer) 243 00:09:11,955 --> 00:09:13,522 All right, don't you start making that noise. 244 00:09:13,541 --> 00:09:14,731 - (Frank imitates buzzer) - All right, it's not funny 245 00:09:14,750 --> 00:09:15,991 when they do it, it's definitely not funny when... 246 00:09:16,016 --> 00:09:17,383 - (Dee imitates buzzer) - (Dennis yelling) 247 00:09:17,396 --> 00:09:20,177 - (all imitating buzzer) - Oh, goddamn it! 248 00:09:24,265 --> 00:09:25,764 (all cheering) 249 00:09:25,779 --> 00:09:27,726 And welcome back to Family Fight. 250 00:09:27,745 --> 00:09:30,439 We got the Reynolds family over here with a hundred points. 251 00:09:30,458 --> 00:09:32,273 We got the Barretts over here with zero. 252 00:09:32,298 --> 00:09:34,019 Give me Bobby, give me Dennis! 253 00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:35,205 Here we go! 254 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:38,317 Okay. 255 00:09:38,330 --> 00:09:40,018 Hey, Bobby, all right. 256 00:09:40,043 --> 00:09:43,310 All right, somebody got a little, a little lead in his shoes. 257 00:09:44,496 --> 00:09:46,264 Uh, no. 258 00:09:46,283 --> 00:09:48,243 No. No, my shoes are fine. 259 00:09:48,256 --> 00:09:49,570 I assure you. 260 00:09:49,582 --> 00:09:50,956 They're made of the finest Italian leather. 261 00:09:50,968 --> 00:09:53,821 The fit is perfect. Therefore, there would be no room for lead. 262 00:09:56,288 --> 00:09:57,621 All right. 263 00:09:57,634 --> 00:09:59,361 The top four answers are on the board. 264 00:09:59,374 --> 00:10:00,774 We asked a hundred people on the street, 265 00:10:00,793 --> 00:10:03,826 "Name something people groom themselves with." 266 00:10:03,845 --> 00:10:04,966 Dennis! 267 00:10:04,985 --> 00:10:06,293 Laser beams, Grant. 268 00:10:06,312 --> 00:10:07,732 - La-Laser beams? - Yeah, laser beam. 269 00:10:07,745 --> 00:10:10,240 It's the only way to completely obliterate the follicle. 270 00:10:10,848 --> 00:10:12,707 Show me laser beam! 271 00:10:12,717 --> 00:10:14,016 (buzzer blares) 272 00:10:15,072 --> 00:10:16,421 Oh, yeah, yeah. 273 00:10:16,440 --> 00:10:18,227 That noise, it's too loud. 274 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:19,773 Can we, can we just turn it down a touch? 275 00:10:19,779 --> 00:10:21,906 We cannot, we cannot. Bobby, you got an answer? 276 00:10:21,925 --> 00:10:23,505 - I got an answer. - All right. 277 00:10:23,518 --> 00:10:25,402 - Hair brush! - Show me hair brush! 278 00:10:25,411 --> 00:10:26,598 (dings) 279 00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:30,112 (cheering) 280 00:10:32,203 --> 00:10:34,316 Hair brush, that's so obvious. God, that buzzer noise! 281 00:10:34,329 --> 00:10:35,523 Isn't that just irritating as hell? 282 00:10:35,543 --> 00:10:37,195 - Come on, we got to think of a steal here, okay? - I got one, I got one! 283 00:10:37,208 --> 00:10:39,374 What about, uh, uh, bleaching cream for your facial hair? 284 00:10:39,380 --> 00:10:41,447 - What the hell?! - No, no. I-I got it. 285 00:10:41,472 --> 00:10:43,452 - Drakkar Noir. - Mm, too specific. 286 00:10:43,465 --> 00:10:45,192 You know what it is? I think it's a bride. 287 00:10:45,205 --> 00:10:46,992 A bride could be a good answer. 288 00:10:47,017 --> 00:10:47,957 (dings) 289 00:10:47,976 --> 00:10:52,102 - What? - You can't become a groom or get groomed without a bride. 290 00:10:52,116 --> 00:10:54,929 - Oh, no, no... - Right, right. That's not the kind of grooming they're talking about. 291 00:10:54,942 --> 00:10:56,155 I don't know. Charlie could be right. 292 00:10:56,175 --> 00:10:58,251 - Uh, yeah, I... I got dragon. - No, he's not, he's not right! 293 00:10:58,258 --> 00:10:59,891 Because nobody else is that stupid. 294 00:10:59,898 --> 00:11:02,415 Show me pumice stone! 295 00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:03,481 (buzzer blares) 296 00:11:03,494 --> 00:11:06,101 All right, here we go. Reynolds family for the steal! 297 00:11:06,113 --> 00:11:07,993 No, no, we're not gonna say that. 298 00:11:08,006 --> 00:11:09,600 The comb, a comb! 299 00:11:09,613 --> 00:11:11,458 I'm gonna go with... 300 00:11:12,643 --> 00:11:13,996 toe knife. 301 00:11:14,565 --> 00:11:15,452 With what now? 302 00:11:15,471 --> 00:11:20,233 With a toe knife 'cause I-I use a-a sharp blade 303 00:11:20,258 --> 00:11:23,011 to dig the scum out of my toenails. 304 00:11:23,024 --> 00:11:24,631 Once in a while, I cut myself, 305 00:11:24,644 --> 00:11:27,646 but it puses up and in three days, it's good as new. 306 00:11:27,659 --> 00:11:29,072 - Sure. - Toe knife! 307 00:11:29,641 --> 00:11:32,747 Way more information than we needed, but, uh... 308 00:11:33,483 --> 00:11:34,743 show me toe knife. 309 00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:36,335 (buzzer blares) 310 00:11:36,347 --> 00:11:40,356 Okay, the Barretts win the board! There you go! All right! 311 00:11:40,951 --> 00:11:43,649 Okay, let's see-see what that last answer was. 312 00:11:43,655 --> 00:11:44,604 (dings) 313 00:11:44,629 --> 00:11:45,989 Bride! 314 00:11:46,003 --> 00:11:47,190 - Charlie was right. - I knew it. 315 00:11:47,209 --> 00:11:49,031 Do you, do you groom a bride, Lisa? 316 00:11:49,514 --> 00:11:51,567 All right, hey, let's get onto that last round now! 317 00:11:51,573 --> 00:11:54,391 I need some Dee, I need a little bit of Lester! Come on down! 318 00:11:54,907 --> 00:11:55,980 Okay. 319 00:11:55,992 --> 00:11:57,105 Come on, Dee! 320 00:11:57,125 --> 00:11:58,239 (cheering) 321 00:11:58,252 --> 00:11:59,620 All right. 322 00:12:00,432 --> 00:12:04,005 Okay, here we go-- top six answers are on the board. 323 00:12:04,018 --> 00:12:06,745 Name something that people are afraid of. 324 00:12:07,117 --> 00:12:09,193 (all gasping) 325 00:12:09,995 --> 00:12:11,808 Oh, oopsie-daisy! 326 00:12:11,821 --> 00:12:14,223 Looks like I, I broke it. 327 00:12:14,238 --> 00:12:15,654 - You think? - Oops. 328 00:12:16,014 --> 00:12:16,821 Can't believe that's... 329 00:12:16,833 --> 00:12:18,860 Ain't never seen anything like that in my life. 330 00:12:18,873 --> 00:12:20,292 What do you got, hands made of anvils? 331 00:12:20,317 --> 00:12:21,492 (laughter) 332 00:12:21,511 --> 00:12:24,740 You want me to answer that or answer the-- this one? 333 00:12:24,753 --> 00:12:27,566 - I don't want you to answer either of them, okay? - Yeah, sorry. 334 00:12:27,579 --> 00:12:29,426 Because I don't know who won 335 00:12:29,432 --> 00:12:30,939 - because you broke the machine. - That makes sense. 336 00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:32,252 - Right? Okay? - It makes sense, yeah. 337 00:12:32,258 --> 00:12:35,795 Okay, everybody, we're gonna take a couple seconds. 338 00:12:35,808 --> 00:12:38,591 - We'll be right back after this. - Okay. 339 00:12:38,616 --> 00:12:40,650 (cheering) 340 00:12:46,898 --> 00:12:49,371 (buzzer blares) Ooh, ooh, ooh! 341 00:12:49,383 --> 00:12:51,863 Start thinking of a steal because if we get this one, we win the game. 342 00:12:51,869 --> 00:12:53,909 All right, all right. What's the question? 343 00:12:54,555 --> 00:12:56,902 - Things people are afraid of. - That's still the question? 344 00:12:56,922 --> 00:12:59,086 - Yeah... - How do you not know how the game works by now? 345 00:12:59,098 --> 00:13:01,152 Okay, I'm afraid of game show rules. 346 00:13:01,172 --> 00:13:02,992 - You guys, I know what it is. - Yeah? 347 00:13:03,011 --> 00:13:04,971 - It's failure. - That's too pathetic. 348 00:13:04,990 --> 00:13:07,303 Liberal yahoos taking my guns. 349 00:13:07,323 --> 00:13:09,576 That-that is a political firestorm, Frank. No! 350 00:13:09,596 --> 00:13:11,629 Oh, oh! The Nightman. 351 00:13:12,032 --> 00:13:14,310 All right, guys, these are terrible answers, all right? 352 00:13:14,330 --> 00:13:17,085 Now, normally I would've said the crust on a crème brûlée 353 00:13:17,098 --> 00:13:19,721 burning the top of your mouth, but I'm thinking like a commoner now 354 00:13:19,735 --> 00:13:22,862 and I really do think that the right answer is probably... 355 00:13:22,882 --> 00:13:23,969 clowns. 356 00:13:24,561 --> 00:13:26,028 - That's a good answer. - I know. 357 00:13:26,048 --> 00:13:27,389 I feel like it could be Nightman. 358 00:13:27,414 --> 00:13:28,781 No, I feel like it isn't the Nightman... 359 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:30,767 - He could be right, dude. - I've got a lot... 360 00:13:30,787 --> 00:13:32,120 Show me dogs! 361 00:13:32,133 --> 00:13:33,472 (buzzer blares) 362 00:13:33,486 --> 00:13:34,274 (Barretts groan) 363 00:13:34,287 --> 00:13:35,498 God (bleep)! 364 00:13:36,387 --> 00:13:40,603 Okay, Reynolds, you get a chance to steal and win the whole game right here. 365 00:13:41,194 --> 00:13:44,074 Name something that people are afraid of. 366 00:13:44,087 --> 00:13:44,932 (Frank clears throat) 367 00:13:44,952 --> 00:13:46,519 - We're gonna go with... - Wait, wait, wait, Frank. 368 00:13:46,532 --> 00:13:48,512 You have to say it in the form of a question. 369 00:13:48,518 --> 00:13:50,111 - What is...? - No, you don't, you don't... 370 00:13:50,124 --> 00:13:52,685 you don't have to do that 'cause it's not Jeopardy. 371 00:13:52,698 --> 00:13:53,871 - Ah, it's not Jeopardy. - All right? 372 00:13:53,884 --> 00:13:56,841 - Say "show me," Frank. - Don't say "show me," Frank. 373 00:13:56,847 --> 00:13:58,895 Just say the word. Just say the word. 374 00:13:58,908 --> 00:14:00,115 - Show me clowns! - All right. 375 00:14:00,128 --> 00:14:02,314 Show me clowns! 376 00:14:02,830 --> 00:14:03,759 (cheering) 377 00:14:03,779 --> 00:14:05,666 Yeah! We did it! We did it! 378 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,909 And the Reynolds win the game! 379 00:14:07,922 --> 00:14:09,644 The Reynolds win the game! 380 00:14:09,657 --> 00:14:13,103 (chanting): Sha-booyah, sha-booyah, sha-booyah, you lose! 381 00:14:13,116 --> 00:14:16,363 Sha-booyah, sha-booyah, sha-booyah, you lose! 382 00:14:17,016 --> 00:14:18,796 All right, okay. So, anyway... 383 00:14:18,821 --> 00:14:19,541 (chuckles) 384 00:14:19,554 --> 00:14:21,608 let's take a look at the last one, everybody. 385 00:14:24,058 --> 00:14:25,213 "Nightman." 386 00:14:25,233 --> 00:14:26,614 Don't know what that is. 387 00:14:26,634 --> 00:14:28,307 - Just don't know what it is. - What is happening? 388 00:14:28,327 --> 00:14:29,867 Pretty strange answers today! 389 00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:30,993 (audience laughs) 390 00:14:31,006 --> 00:14:33,690 All right, man. Uh, we're gonna come right back and play some Fast Money. 391 00:14:33,696 --> 00:14:35,684 We'll see you right after these messages. 392 00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:37,807 (cheering, applause) 393 00:14:43,728 --> 00:14:45,589 - How the hell was "Nightman" an answer? - Right. 394 00:14:45,609 --> 00:14:47,136 Dude, I think I'm remembering what happened. 395 00:14:47,148 --> 00:14:48,656 I took this survey. 396 00:14:48,675 --> 00:14:51,075 I got interviewed at a mall and I thought it was, like, a government thing. 397 00:14:51,088 --> 00:14:52,595 - Oh... - Okay, all right. 398 00:14:52,608 --> 00:14:53,615 That makes a lot more sense. 399 00:14:53,634 --> 00:14:55,147 That's actually the only thing that makes sense. 400 00:14:55,153 --> 00:14:57,926 Right? Okay. So I should play Fast Money, because I'm gonna know all the answers. 401 00:14:57,939 --> 00:14:59,932 No, no, no, you're only gonna know your answers. 402 00:14:59,953 --> 00:15:01,955 And that's only gonna get us one point for every question. 403 00:15:01,967 --> 00:15:04,288 We need to get all the top answers to win Fast Money. 404 00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:06,413 Right, totally, totally. And then we spin the wheel. 405 00:15:06,426 --> 00:15:08,337 Okay, you're definitely not gonna play, 'cause you can't understand 406 00:15:08,354 --> 00:15:09,609 - a thing that's happening. - I'll play. 407 00:15:09,628 --> 00:15:11,416 No, you won't play, because you've been nothing but gross 408 00:15:11,429 --> 00:15:12,916 and foul and polarizing the entire time. 409 00:15:12,929 --> 00:15:14,742 You're embarrassing me in front of the whole nation. Dee... 410 00:15:14,749 --> 00:15:15,656 Mmm. 411 00:15:15,662 --> 00:15:17,029 - ...you and I are gonna play. - Yeah? 412 00:15:17,035 --> 00:15:18,262 - Mm-hmm. - Can I do my fart keychain? 413 00:15:18,281 --> 00:15:19,370 Absolutely goddamn not. 414 00:15:19,389 --> 00:15:21,185 Okay, now go get something to eat, you look terrible. 415 00:15:21,191 --> 00:15:22,051 No, no, no, no, no, no. 416 00:15:22,070 --> 00:15:24,210 I'm very hungry, but I'm not gonna blow it now. This is my close-up. 417 00:15:24,223 --> 00:15:26,130 (sighs) God, don't be a dumb, hungry bitch the entire time. 418 00:15:26,143 --> 00:15:27,479 - Guys, we're back. - Ooh! 419 00:15:27,499 --> 00:15:29,486 Okay, all right, you're going first, Dee, you're going first. 420 00:15:29,505 --> 00:15:30,774 Come on, Dee, go, Dee! 421 00:15:30,784 --> 00:15:31,826 Here we go. 422 00:15:31,851 --> 00:15:34,463 (applause, cheering) 423 00:15:34,488 --> 00:15:38,254 All right, we are back with Fast Money, here with Dee Reynolds. 424 00:15:38,261 --> 00:15:41,451 But first, there's somebody who wants to say something to you. 425 00:15:43,041 --> 00:15:44,415 CRICKET: Hey, Reynolds family! 426 00:15:44,429 --> 00:15:47,289 Win $20,000 and bring home the money for Paddy's Pub! 427 00:15:47,309 --> 00:15:48,696 (chuckles) 428 00:15:48,721 --> 00:15:49,993 Yeah, all right. 429 00:15:50,424 --> 00:15:52,330 I'm done dancing like a monkey. Give me my five bucks, Charlie. 430 00:15:52,343 --> 00:15:53,510 (audience exclaiming) 431 00:15:53,530 --> 00:15:54,657 Ha-ha, wow! 432 00:15:54,676 --> 00:15:57,156 That was a rough video, right there. That dude is hard on the eyes. 433 00:15:57,175 --> 00:15:58,988 Yeah. He's all burned up. 434 00:15:59,008 --> 00:16:01,434 - We couldn't get anybody else? - (chuckles) No. 435 00:16:01,447 --> 00:16:02,961 Okay, you ready, Dee? 436 00:16:02,974 --> 00:16:05,116 Oh, you better believe it. But, uh... 437 00:16:05,129 --> 00:16:07,863 - Mm-hmm? - ...first, hold on a... hold on a second, 438 00:16:07,888 --> 00:16:09,128 - there's, um... - Yeah? 439 00:16:09,771 --> 00:16:11,044 - There's, uh... - You okay? 440 00:16:11,064 --> 00:16:12,784 - Ooh! Yeah. - You all right? 441 00:16:12,797 --> 00:16:17,398 Uh, yes... there's a... just a quick bit I wanted to, uh... 442 00:16:17,411 --> 00:16:18,707 Oof. (audience exclaims) 443 00:16:18,732 --> 00:16:19,881 (farting noises) 444 00:16:19,906 --> 00:16:21,366 Oh, whoops-a-daisy. 445 00:16:21,379 --> 00:16:22,926 (laughs) (farting noises continue) 446 00:16:22,939 --> 00:16:24,652 That's about as low-brow as it gets. 447 00:16:24,665 --> 00:16:26,698 Yeah, Dennis isn't gonna like that. 448 00:16:26,711 --> 00:16:29,104 - It's pretty funny, though. - Okay, new plan. 449 00:16:29,958 --> 00:16:30,858 (audience cheering) 450 00:16:30,871 --> 00:16:31,791 All right. 451 00:16:31,816 --> 00:16:33,350 This is not good. 452 00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:36,583 So we're back here with, uh, Fast Money here. 453 00:16:36,602 --> 00:16:39,509 Uh, now we got Frank doing it, 'cause... 454 00:16:39,534 --> 00:16:41,874 people just be faintin' up in here, so, okay, 455 00:16:41,886 --> 00:16:44,247 give me 30 seconds on the clock. 456 00:16:44,260 --> 00:16:46,533 Name something you thought existed when you were a child. 457 00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:47,320 Santa Claus. 458 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,421 Name something you might find in a bathtub. 459 00:16:49,446 --> 00:16:50,213 Soap! 460 00:16:50,233 --> 00:16:52,413 Name something people add sugar to. 461 00:16:52,426 --> 00:16:53,213 Coffee. 462 00:16:53,219 --> 00:16:55,219 A thing you associate with Charlie Chaplin. 463 00:16:55,225 --> 00:16:56,099 Little mustache. 464 00:16:56,112 --> 00:16:59,694 Name a foreign country whose films are popular in America. 465 00:16:59,707 --> 00:17:00,647 France. 466 00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:01,953 - Damn! - (cheering) 467 00:17:02,390 --> 00:17:04,223 You did it, man... 468 00:17:04,771 --> 00:17:07,296 Oh, oh, that was so good! That was so good, Frank! 469 00:17:09,276 --> 00:17:10,429 Hey, you ready? 470 00:17:10,449 --> 00:17:11,630 Yeah, I'm ready. 471 00:17:11,643 --> 00:17:13,483 - Frank did great. - Frank? 472 00:17:13,502 --> 00:17:16,002 - Yeah, uh, Dee passed out. - She... of course she did. 473 00:17:16,008 --> 00:17:18,122 - She's so embarrassing. - Right. 474 00:17:19,049 --> 00:17:21,950 All right, here we go, everybody. We're gonna bring Dennis out right now. 475 00:17:21,975 --> 00:17:23,656 Here he is, Dennis Reynolds. 476 00:17:23,662 --> 00:17:26,385 - Here we go. - Yeah, Dennis. 477 00:17:26,405 --> 00:17:27,450 All right. 478 00:17:28,022 --> 00:17:29,209 Okay. 479 00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:30,904 Now, Dennis... 480 00:17:30,929 --> 00:17:34,322 Frank got the number one answer for every single question, 481 00:17:34,347 --> 00:17:37,240 so you only need five points to win the game. 482 00:17:37,246 --> 00:17:38,153 - Okay, I can do it. - Okay? 483 00:17:38,165 --> 00:17:40,225 - Now, Grant, listen, I know I gave some bad answers before... - Yes. 484 00:17:40,237 --> 00:17:42,748 ...but I understand the game perfectly now, 485 00:17:42,773 --> 00:17:44,320 and, uh, that does not represent me. 486 00:17:44,325 --> 00:17:46,280 - Okay, I like that. - Okay? So I'm ready to give good answers. 487 00:17:46,294 --> 00:17:47,614 - I like that. - That does represent me. 488 00:17:47,627 --> 00:17:49,055 All right, that sounds good, that sounds good. 489 00:17:49,075 --> 00:17:51,795 If you repeat any of Frank's answers, you're gonna hear this sound... 490 00:17:51,809 --> 00:17:53,335 (buzzer blares) 491 00:17:53,353 --> 00:17:55,133 - ...and then... - Thought we were done with the buzzer. 492 00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:57,187 - Only if you repeat an answer. - Even in this round? 493 00:17:57,199 --> 00:17:59,106 - Yes, even in this round. Yep. - Mm-hmm. 494 00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:01,439 If you don't know an answer, you can say "pass" 495 00:18:01,464 --> 00:18:03,237 - and we'll just move on to the next question. - Okay. 496 00:18:03,256 --> 00:18:05,169 - All right, are you ready? - Yes, yes. 497 00:18:05,189 --> 00:18:06,304 30 seconds on the clock. 498 00:18:07,947 --> 00:18:10,067 Name something you thought existed when you were a child. 499 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:11,080 Santa Claus. (buzzer blares) 500 00:18:11,093 --> 00:18:12,981 Oh, God... uh, pass. 501 00:18:12,994 --> 00:18:15,054 Name something you might find in a bathtub. 502 00:18:15,061 --> 00:18:16,421 S... uh, soap. (buzzer blares) 503 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:18,180 Ah! God, I really hate that buzzer. 504 00:18:18,187 --> 00:18:19,772 - Can we not do that? - Clock's ticking, clock's ticking. 505 00:18:19,784 --> 00:18:22,877 - Okay, uh, pass. - Name something people add sugar to. 506 00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,373 God... 507 00:18:24,398 --> 00:18:25,165 coffee. (buzzer blares) 508 00:18:25,178 --> 00:18:26,660 Oh, God... 509 00:18:26,666 --> 00:18:28,033 Nope, we gotta... we need an answer. 510 00:18:28,046 --> 00:18:29,779 Yeah, no, no, okay, no, then pass, then pass, 'cause... 511 00:18:29,792 --> 00:18:31,368 A thing you associate with Charlie Chaplin. 512 00:18:31,388 --> 00:18:32,942 Mmm... pass. 513 00:18:32,961 --> 00:18:35,983 Okay, name a foreign country whose films are popular in America. 514 00:18:36,737 --> 00:18:37,610 France. (buzzer blares) 515 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,144 - Oh, God, no, no! - Already said that. 516 00:18:39,164 --> 00:18:41,251 Oh, God, France. France. France. France. (buzzer blares) 517 00:18:41,264 --> 00:18:43,037 - That's still not the answer. - Little mustache. 518 00:18:43,056 --> 00:18:45,097 Soap, soap, France. (buzzer blaring) 519 00:18:45,117 --> 00:18:46,837 - Something else! - It won't stop! 520 00:18:46,850 --> 00:18:48,397 He said that already. Don't say "France." 521 00:18:48,416 --> 00:18:50,483 - Give up. (Dennis sobbing) - All right, I have never seen 522 00:18:50,489 --> 00:18:53,747 a more embarrassing display in my entire career. 523 00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:56,198 Oh, please don't air this. Okay? Please don't... 524 00:18:56,223 --> 00:18:58,043 don't air this... you won't air this, right? 525 00:18:58,061 --> 00:19:00,590 Oh, no, no, we definitely air it. We always air it. No matter what, we air it. 526 00:19:00,610 --> 00:19:01,967 - That's how we do it, my friend. - It just went so wrong... 527 00:19:01,973 --> 00:19:04,673 Good night, everybody! Thanks for joining us here on Family Fight! 528 00:19:04,679 --> 00:19:05,413 Take care. 529 00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:06,901 (audience applauding, cheering) 530 00:19:06,926 --> 00:19:10,569 (Dennis sobbing) 531 00:19:10,589 --> 00:19:12,156 Why'd they have to air that part? 532 00:19:12,168 --> 00:19:14,507 - That was the end part. - The best part. 533 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:16,474 Yeah, they air the whole show. 534 00:19:16,493 --> 00:19:19,449 (Dennis sobbing) 535 00:19:24,205 --> 00:19:26,497 This doesn't represent me, though. 536 00:19:26,516 --> 00:19:29,273 This doesn't represent me. That's not who I am. 537 00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:32,365 So just don't air it. 538 00:19:32,385 --> 00:19:36,027 It's the buzzer that was... That just doesn't represent me. 539 00:19:36,603 --> 00:19:38,570 So just don't air it! 540 00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:45,595 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com Resync for WEB-DL by