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Happy New Year 2016 - New Year, New Color ;-)
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- [Mac] This is so exciting.
- [Charlie] Is this the greenroom?
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[Mac] Yeah. A game show. Can you guys
believe we're gonna be on a game show?
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- [Dennis] All right, all right, relax.
- Awesome!
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Guys, the greenroom of Family Fight.
I've got goose bumps.
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Yeah, all right, calm down.
Don't start acting like an animal here.
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All right, listen, this is Family Fight.
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This is a nationally televised program.
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This is a very big deal for us, okay?
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We're talking... What are you doing?
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- Are you stealing an ashtray right now?
- Yeah.
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Why? We have ashtrays,
and you don't even smoke.
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This is a perfect place for me
to lay out my political agenda.
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No, no, no. No politics, man.
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- Why?
- Because it's too polarizing, okay?
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And don't be misogynistic and
please don't be gross. I mean...
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Guys, let's... let's be smart about this.
Let's be right down the middle.
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Right down the middle sounds so boring.
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That's not what the audience
wants to see.
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Thinking I'm gonna do
a Jenny McCarthy thing...
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where I'm, like, super sexy,
but I got a potty mouth.
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Ah, no, no.
Dee, you are never going to be sexy.
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And do not do a potty mouth thing, okay? We
don't want to come across as lowbrow animals.
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Now, have some veggie platter and have some
fruit, okay? That is brain food.
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Mm-mmm, no way, not me. Haven't eaten in
three days. I don't want to be puffy.
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J-Mac's face, it's never puffy.
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Yeah, because J-Mac's face
is stapled to the back of her head.
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Now eat some food.
You look emaciated and sick.
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[Loud Farting Sounds]
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- What is that?
- Fart noise key chain.
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- Dennis, what is this enticing bowl of white?
- This?
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Charlie, that... that's cottage cheese.
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Cottage cheese?
Like... cheese from some cottage?
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Whose cottage? Well, what is that exactly?
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How do you not know what it is? Aren't you,
like, a cheese guy?
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- I'm not a cottage guy.
- You are gonna make us lose this game.
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- [Applause, Shouting, Faint]
- Here comes the other family.
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[Woman]
Hello.
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You must be the Reynolds family.
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I'm Janet, and we are the Barretts.
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Oh. Okay.
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Hey, guys! I'm Lisa. I'm the stage manager.
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- Both teams ready?
- [All Exclaiming]
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Let's play Family Fight!
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- ♪♪ [Theme]
- [Announcer] It's time to play Family Fight!
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- [Applause, Cheering]
- Let's give it up for your host...
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- Grant Anderson!
- [Laughs] How you doing, man?
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Hi! Ah! Hello!
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All right! Thank you for coming out,
everybody, and welcome to Family Fight.
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I'm your host, Grant Anderson.
Today, we have the Barrett family!
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[Whooping]
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Oh, all right. Versus the Reynolds family!
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[Whooping, Cheering]
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And they are here for a whole lot of cash,
so let's get it on!
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Give me Janet, give me Frank.
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- Here we go.
- [Audience Cheering]
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Oh, whoa!
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- Oh, I didn't get a good look at
you before backstage. - [Laughs]
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Sha-booyah, roll call. Whoo!
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Okay, all right, we got
some... some sparks flying already here.
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[Laughs]
But let's get up here and do this.
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- Come on, Frank, you ready?
- I'm ready.
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All right, man.
Top four answers on the board here.
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Name an animal that we eat
but doesn't eat us.
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- Frank!
- Pig!
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- Show me pig!
- [Bell Dings]
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- Oh, all right!
- [Audience Cheering]
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All right! Oh, Frank's doing
a little dance there. Ha!
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- Now, Frank, you want to pass or
play? Pass or play? - Oh, we...
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Play, play, play. We're gonna play.
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All right, so, Frank...
[Laughs] You want to tell me...
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- a little bit about your family?
- Yeah.
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- Well, yeah, you know, uh, Grant?
- Yes, Grant.
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I want to... I want to change my answer.
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- [Dee] What?
- What? Why?
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I have realized it's-it's
not totally accurate...
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because I've seen a pig eat a man.
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In fact, I've seen many pigs eat many men.
It was a bloodbath.
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- [Audience Murmuring]
- Well, okay, well, we can't do that.
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I'm gonna move on though
'cause you're losing me.
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[Nervous Laugh]
Yeah. Oh, Grant.
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- A lighthearted barb, if you will.
- Sure, uh, sure.
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His talk of pigs and man flesh is confusing
as it is frustrating.
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- Right.
- [Audience Laughs]
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- Don't you just wanna...
- I hear you, I hear you, Dennis.
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- You have these people in your life
and you just wanna... - [Laughs] Yeah.
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Now, Dennis, why don't you
tell me something? What do you do?
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Me? Oh, well, I am the proprietor of, uh...
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- one of the most charming pubs in all
of South Philadelphia. - All right.
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- Paddy's Pub.
- [Frank] Paddy's Pub!
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- Paddy's Pub.
- [Frank] Paddy's Pub.
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Yeah. Yeah, but listen,
I am so much more, Grant.
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- Um, I'm kind of a jack-of-all-trades, if you will.
- Okay.
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So the question really isn't "What do I do?"
It's "What don't I do?"
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Wow. Now, there's a lot
of confidence right there. I like that.
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- I like that, Dennis. All right.
- [Dennis] What a guy.
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Buddy, can you name
an animal that we eat but doesn't eat us?
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Ah, easy. Uh, sea urchin.
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- Uh, what now?
- Sea urchin.
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- Sea urchin.
- Yeah.
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Okay. Show me sea urchin!
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- [Buzzer Sounds]
- Ooh, one strike.
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- Oh.
- One strike for the Reynolds here.
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Wow, that, uh...
that buzzer sounds... It's awfully loud.
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- It is loud.
- Pierces you right down to your soul, doesn't it?
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I don't like it.
I'll be fine though. It's cool.
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- You're right. All right, thank you.
- Okay.
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- Who do we have here?
- Hi.
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Hello, Deandra...
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- Yep.
- Reynolds.
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- [Applause]
- Deandra, help me out. Name an animal...
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that we eat but doesn't eat us.
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Well, Grant, I'll tell you what...
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- Mm-hmm.
- I like to eat cock.
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- [Audience Exclaims]
- I'm sor... Whoa, no, no, no, no, no.
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- No, we can't say...
- Yeah.
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- Lisa, are we gonna...
- See what I did there?
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It's a little bit
of a double entendre type of thing.
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I was talking about chicken,
but I said "cock."
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- Yeah, don't say that word.
- [Audience Murmuring]
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Please, I'm-I'm... Just, it's a family show.
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So we're just gonna go with "chicken," okay?
Show me chicken!
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[Bell Dings]
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- [Cheering]
- There you go.
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- [Mac Shouting]
- [All Applauding]
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- Okay. Ronald Reynolds.
- Yeah!
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- Hello, sir.
- Hey!
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- How you doing today?
- I'm great, Grant.
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I'm just really excited to be
here with my new family.
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- Oh... Your new family?
- Yeah.
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- Oh, a little bit of background.
- Yeah, yeah.
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Uh, actually, just for... for clarification.
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Um, he raised them, but he didn't sire them.
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Now, he may have sired him...
we're not exactly sure...
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- but they do live together in squalor.
- Yeah, yeah.
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I brought my blood bucket in case you guys
want to run his blood and see if it checks out.
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- It'd be good to know. - Yeah, if we
want to do a quick DNA sequencing...
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at the commercial break, that actually would
clear things up for everybody.
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- If we could.
- It would set the record straight.
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Either way, I was always
the odd man out, you know? I mean, you know.
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- [Audience Exclaims]
- And then Frank here adopted me.
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And now I'm a part of the Reynolds family!
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- Yeah. Yeah.
- Okay, well...
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We don't... I'm-I'm just...
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- I'm not even gonna try to figure
that one out, so... - [Laughter]
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Okay, here's the deal, guys. From now on...
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- I'm not gonna ask you guys any
more questions at all... - Yes!
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Other than the ones
that keep the game moving.
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- Great! Yeah!
- All right?
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Great!
[Whoops]
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Show me cow!
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Nope, that's me. I say that word.
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I say the "show me" part.
You just give me the answer.
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- Okay, Ronald?
- Right, I'm sorry. Show me co...
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- Don't say "show me." Don't say it.
- You just said that.
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- Just say the answer.
- Show... "Show me" is the part I say?
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Here's the one thing...
There's only one thing in the whole world...
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at this moment you shouldn't say:
"Show me."
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So just give me the answer,
and then I'll say sh...
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You know what, go ahead and do it.
Just go ahead and do it then.
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- Do what?
- Mother of...
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Show me cow!
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- [Mac] Cow!
- [Bell Dings]
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[Cheering]
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- [Charlie] Okay, well?
- [Mac] Good answer.
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- So, sadly we gotta stay here. Okay.
- [Laughter]
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- Charlie.
- Yeah?
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- Just need you to name an animal...
- Yeah!
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That we eat but doesn't eat us.
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"Doesn't eat us." That's easy.
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- Dragon!
- [Audience Laughing]
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- Charlie, do you eat dragon?
- No! I don't eat dragon...
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'cause, uh, it's-it's
not a meal for peasants...
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it's a meal for kings,
and I'm sort of a common man.
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But they don't eat us.
They, uh... It's, like, a misconception.
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They actually eat gold and treasure.
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- That's why they're always sitting on a
big pile of it. - [Dennis] Bad answer.
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- [Mac] Bad answer.
- [Dennis] Bad answer.
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- [Dee] Bad answer.
- [Mac] That's a bad answer.
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Okay, show me dragon!
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[Bell Dings]
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- [Shouts, Laughs]
- [Audience Murmurs]
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- I told you!
- [Mac] Oh, my God!
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- [Applause Ends]
- [Laughs]
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Well, astonishingly, uh,
one person surveyed...
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- gave the answer "dragon," so...
- [Audience Laughs]
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What a world! All right.
[Chuckles]
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The Reynolds family has won round one!
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- [Cheering]
- There you go, all right.
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- Sha-booyah! Sha-booyah!
- All right.
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But we got a lot more show to go!
It could be anybody's game.
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We'll be right back after this
with Family Fight!
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- ♪♪ [Theme]
- [Audience Applauds, Cheers]
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That's commercial, guys! Back in three.
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- [Cheering Continues]
- Yeah!
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- We nailed it.
- Yeah, that was, uh... that was terrible.
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We're bombing out there. This-This is
exactly what I was trying to avoid, guys.
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What are you talking about?
We won that round.
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Yeah, but you were being
lascivious and disgusting.
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Dee was making sex jokes
that were going over like a lead balloon.
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- At least we got all of our answers right.
- Yeah, that's utterly ridiculous.
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I mean, how is dragon an answer
and sea urchin isn't? Everyone knows...
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I don't know, but there's always a weirdo
or two in those panels...
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who's gonna give a stupid answer, and
Charlie's always gonna get those, right?
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- So...
- Yeah, I'll get the steal.
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- Yeah. - Plus, people don't even
really eat sea urchin, Dennis.
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Most people don't eat dragons.
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- Well, dragonflies.
- People don't eat dragonflies.
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- [Imitates Buzzer]
- Don't make that noise. I don't like it.
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Just relax, would you, Dennis?
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If we make asses out of ourselves, they just
won't air the episode.
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Okay, first of all, you don't know that.
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- And secondly, don't tell me to relax.
- [Imitates Buzzer]
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- All right, don't you start making that noise.
- [Imitates Buzzer]
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It's not funny when they do it.
It's definitely not funny...
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- [Taking Turns Imitating Buzzer]
- Oh! Ooh!
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- Oh, goddamn it!
- [Imitating Buzzer]
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- ♪♪ [Theme]
- [Applause, Cheering]
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And welcome back to Family Fight.
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We got the Reynolds family
over here with 100 points.
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We got the Barretts over here with zero.
222
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Give me Bobby, give me Dennis!
223
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- [Grant] Here we go!
- [Cheering]
224
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[Grant]
Okay. Oh, hey, Bobby, all right.
225
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All right, somebody got
a little... a little lead in his shoes.
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- [Laughing]
- No.
227
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No. No,
my shoes are fine. I assure you.
228
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They're made of the finest Italian leather.
The fit is perfect.
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Therefore, there would be no room for lead.
230
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All right.
231
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- Top four answers on the board.
- [Dings]
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We asked a hundred people on the street, "Name
something people groom themselves with."
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- [Ringing]
- Dennis!
234
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- Laser beams, Grant.
- La-Laser beams.
235
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Yeah, laser beam. It's the only way to
completely obliterate the follicle.
236
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- Show me laser beam!
- [Buzzer Sounds]
237
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- [Grant] Ooh!
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
238
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That noise, it's too loud.
Can we... Can we just turn it down a touch?
239
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We cannot, we cannot.
Bobby, you got an answer?
240
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- I got an answer.
- All right.
241
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- Hair brush!
- Show me hair brush!
242
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- [Bell Dings]
- [Audience Applauds, Cheers]
243
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[Cheering]
244
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[Woman]
Okay, we want to play!
245
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Hair brush, that's so obvious.
246
00:12:01,834 --> 00:12:03,699
God, that buzzer noise!
Isn't that just irritating as hell?
247
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- We gotta think of a steal here.
- I got one!
248
00:12:06,005 --> 00:12:07,438
What about bleaching cream
for your facial hair?
249
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- What the hell?
- No, no.
250
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- I-I got it... Drakkar Noir.
- Mmm, too specific.
251
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You know what it is? I think it's a bride.
A bride could be a good answer.
252
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- [Grant] Show me clippers!
- What?
253
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You can't become a groom
or get groomed without a bride.
254
00:12:20,186 --> 00:12:21,448
- Oh, no.
- Right, right.
255
00:12:21,521 --> 00:12:23,421
That's not the kind of grooming
they're talking about.
256
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- I don't know. Charlie could be right.
- Yeah. I got dragon.
257
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No, he's not... He's not right.
Because nobody else is that stupid.
258
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Show me pumice stone!
259
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- [Audience Applauds, Cheers]
- [Buzzer Sounds]
260
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All right, here we go.
Reynolds family for the steal!
261
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- No, no, we're not gonna say that.
- [Dee] The comb, a comb!
262
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I'm gonna go with...
263
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toe knife.
264
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- Wi-With what now?
- [Audience Laughing]
265
00:12:44,143 --> 00:12:47,112
With a toe knife, 'cause I... I use a-a...
266
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a sharp blade to dig the scum
out of my toenails.
267
00:12:50,883 --> 00:12:52,942
- [Audience Groans]
- Once in a while, I cut myself...
268
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but it "puses" up,
and in three days, it's good as new.
269
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- [Dee] Sure.
- Toe knife!
270
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- Way more information than we
needed, but, uh... - [Laughter]
271
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- Show me toe knife.
- [Buzzer Sounds]
272
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- [Exclaiming]
- The Barretts win the board!
273
00:13:07,066 --> 00:13:09,330
- There you go! All right!
- [Audience Cheering]
274
00:13:09,402 --> 00:13:11,802
Okay, let's see what...
see what that last answer was.
275
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[Bell Dings]
276
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Bride!
277
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- Charlie was right.
- I knew it.
278
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- Do you... Do you groom a bride, Lisa?
- [Audience Laughs]
279
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All right, hey,
let's get on to that last round now!
280
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I need some Dee, I need
a little bit of Lester! Come on down!
281
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- [Grant Laughs]
- [Applause]
282
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- [Grant] Okay.
- [Mac] Come on, Dee!
283
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- All right.
- [Audience Quiets]
284
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- Okay, here we go. Top six answers
are on the board. - [Dings]
285
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Name something that people are afraid of.
286
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- [Screams] Oh!
- Whoa! Oh!
287
00:13:37,663 --> 00:13:40,097
- [Woman Shouts]
- Oh, oopsie-daisy!
288
00:13:40,166 --> 00:13:42,191
Looks like I... I broke it.
289
00:13:42,268 --> 00:13:44,133
- You think?
- Oops.
290
00:13:44,203 --> 00:13:47,263
Can't believe... Ain't never seen anything
like that in my life.
291
00:13:47,340 --> 00:13:49,831
- What, do you got hands made of anvils?
- [Audience Laughs]
292
00:13:49,909 --> 00:13:53,174
You want me to answer that
or answer the... this one?
293
00:13:53,246 --> 00:13:56,215
- I don't want you to answer either
of them, okay? - Yeah, sorry.
294
00:13:56,282 --> 00:13:58,716
Because I don't know who won
because you broke the machine.
295
00:13:58,784 --> 00:14:00,479
- That makes sense. It makes sense, yeah.
- Right? Okay?
296
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[Laughs] Okay. Everybody, we're gonna
take a couple seconds.
297
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- We'll be right back after this.
- Okay.
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- ♪♪ [Theme]
- [Audience Applauding, Cheering]
299
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- ♪♪ [Theme]
- [Buzzer Sounds]
300
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Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
301
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Start thinking of a steal,
because if we get this one, we win the game.
302
00:14:20,239 --> 00:14:24,039
- All right, all right. What's the question?
- Things people are afraid of.
303
00:14:24,110 --> 00:14:27,409
- That's still the question? - Yes. How do
you not know how the game works by now?
304
00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:29,414
Okay, I'm afraid of game show rules.
305
00:14:29,482 --> 00:14:31,177
- You guys, I know what it is.
- Yeah?
306
00:14:31,250 --> 00:14:33,047
- It's failure.
- That's too pathetic.
307
00:14:33,119 --> 00:14:35,883
Liberal yahoos taking my guns.
308
00:14:35,955 --> 00:14:38,185
That... That is a political
firestorm, Frank. No!
309
00:14:38,257 --> 00:14:39,849
Oh, oh! The Nightman.
310
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All right, guys,
these are terrible answers, all right?
311
00:14:42,828 --> 00:14:46,628
Now, normally I would've said the crust on
a crème brûlée burning the top of your mouth...
312
00:14:46,699 --> 00:14:48,826
but I'm thinking like a commoner now,
and I really do think...
313
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that the right answer is probably... clowns.
314
00:14:52,138 --> 00:14:54,504
- That's a good answer.
- I know.
315
00:14:54,574 --> 00:14:57,270
- I feel it could be Nightman.
- No, I feel like it isn't the Nightman...
316
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- He could be right, dude.
- [All Arguing]
317
00:14:59,011 --> 00:15:01,206
- Show me dogs!
- [Buzzer Sounds]
318
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- [All Exclaiming]
- God... [Bleeps]
319
00:15:03,549 --> 00:15:04,880
- [Audience Exclaims]
- [Man] No.
320
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[Grant]
Okay, Reynolds, you get a chance to steal...
321
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and win the whole game right here.
322
00:15:08,688 --> 00:15:12,454
- Okay. All right.
- Name something that people are afraid of.
323
00:15:12,525 --> 00:15:14,049
[Clears Throat]
We're gonna go with...
324
00:15:14,126 --> 00:15:16,560
Wait, wait, Frank. You have to say it
in the form of a question.
325
00:15:16,629 --> 00:15:19,427
- What is it...
- No, you don't, you don't...
326
00:15:19,498 --> 00:15:21,090
You don't have to do that
'cause it's not Jeopardy!
327
00:15:21,167 --> 00:15:22,395
- Ah, it's not Jeopardy!
- All right?
328
00:15:22,468 --> 00:15:24,231
Say "show me," Frank.
329
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Don't say "show me," Frank.
Just say the word. Just say the word.
330
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- Show me clowns.
- Show me clowns!
331
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[Bell Dings]
332
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- [Exclaiming]
- We did it! We did it!
333
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- And the Reynolds win the game!
- [Audience Cheering]
334
00:15:36,482 --> 00:15:38,245
The Reynolds win the game!
335
00:15:38,317 --> 00:15:41,650
Sha-booyah, sha-booyah,
sha-booyah, you lose!
336
00:15:41,721 --> 00:15:44,986
Sha-booyah, sha-booyah,
sha-booyah, you lose! Woo-hoo!
337
00:15:45,057 --> 00:15:47,252
- All right, okay. So, anyway...
- [Audience Jeering]
338
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[Laughs] Let's take a look
at the last one, everybody.
339
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- [Audience Applauds]
- [Bell Dings]
340
00:15:51,998 --> 00:15:54,933
Nightman. Don't know what that is.
341
00:15:55,001 --> 00:15:56,491
- Just don't know what it is.
- What is happening?
342
00:15:56,569 --> 00:15:59,333
- Pretty strange answers today! [Chuckles]
- [Audience Laughing]
343
00:15:59,405 --> 00:16:02,033
All right, man. We're gonna come right back
and play some Fast Money.
344
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- We'll see you right after these messages.
- ♪♪ [Theme]
345
00:16:04,744 --> 00:16:07,440
[Audience Applauding, Cheering]
346
00:16:12,385 --> 00:16:14,250
- How the hell was "Nightman" an answer?
- Right.
347
00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:16,652
Dude, I think I'm remembering what happened.
I took this survey.
348
00:16:16,722 --> 00:16:19,520
I got interviewed at a mall and I thought it
was, like, a government thing.
349
00:16:19,592 --> 00:16:21,856
- Okay, all right.
- That makes a lot more sense.
350
00:16:21,927 --> 00:16:24,122
- That's actually the only thing that makes sense.
- [Charlie] Right? Okay.
351
00:16:24,196 --> 00:16:26,664
So I should play Fast Money,
because I'm gonna know all the answers.
352
00:16:26,732 --> 00:16:28,324
No, no, no, you're only
gonna know your answers.
353
00:16:28,401 --> 00:16:30,335
And that's only gonna
get us one point for every question.
354
00:16:30,403 --> 00:16:33,702
- We need to get all the top answers to win
Fast Money. - Right, totally, totally.
355
00:16:33,773 --> 00:16:36,071
- And then we spin the wheel.
- Okay, you're definitely not gonna play...
356
00:16:36,142 --> 00:16:38,007
- 'cause you can't understand a thing
that's happening. - I'll play.
357
00:16:38,077 --> 00:16:40,102
No, you won't play, because you've been
nothing but gross and foul...
358
00:16:40,179 --> 00:16:41,669
and polarizing the entire time.
359
00:16:41,747 --> 00:16:43,908
- You're embarrassing me in front
of the whole nation. Dee... - Mmm.
360
00:16:43,983 --> 00:16:45,473
- You and I are gonna play.
- Yeah?
361
00:16:45,551 --> 00:16:47,212
- Mm-hmm.
- Can I do my fart key chain?
362
00:16:47,286 --> 00:16:49,584
Absolutely goddamn not. Now go get something
to eat. You look terrible.
363
00:16:49,655 --> 00:16:52,749
No, no, no. I'm very hungry, but I'm not
gonna blow it now. This is my close-up.
364
00:16:52,825 --> 00:16:54,816
Oh, God, don't be
a dumb, hungry bitch the entire time.
365
00:16:54,894 --> 00:16:55,986
- Guys, we're back.
- [Frank] Ooh!
366
00:16:56,062 --> 00:16:57,290
All right, you're going first, Dee.
367
00:16:57,363 --> 00:16:58,955
- You're going first.
- Come on, Dee! Go, Dee!
368
00:16:59,031 --> 00:17:01,022
- Here we go.
- ♪♪ [Theme]
369
00:17:01,100 --> 00:17:03,091
[Audience Applauding, Cheering]
370
00:17:03,169 --> 00:17:06,696
All right, we are back with Fast Money,
here with Dee Reynolds.
371
00:17:06,772 --> 00:17:10,401
But first, there's somebody who
wants to say something to you.
372
00:17:10,476 --> 00:17:12,808
- [Feedback On Mike]
- Yeah? Hey, Reynolds family!
373
00:17:12,878 --> 00:17:16,974
Win 20,000 and bring home
the money for Paddy's Pub! [Laughs]
374
00:17:17,049 --> 00:17:18,914
Yeah, all right.
[Clears Throat]
375
00:17:18,984 --> 00:17:21,646
- I'm done dancing like a monkey. Give me my
five bucks, Charlie. - [Audience Exclaiming]
376
00:17:21,721 --> 00:17:25,589
Ha-ha, wow! That was a rough video right
there. That dude is hard on the eyes.
377
00:17:25,658 --> 00:17:26,989
Yeah. He's all burned up.
378
00:17:27,059 --> 00:17:29,926
- We couldn't get anybody else?
- [Chuckles] No.
379
00:17:29,995 --> 00:17:32,964
- Okay, you ready, Dee?
- Oh, you better believe it.
380
00:17:33,032 --> 00:17:34,294
- But, uh...
- Mm-hmm?
381
00:17:34,367 --> 00:17:36,631
First, hold on a... hold on a second.
382
00:17:36,702 --> 00:17:38,294
- Yeah?
- There's, um...
383
00:17:38,371 --> 00:17:39,463
- There's, uh... Ooh!
- You okay?
384
00:17:39,538 --> 00:17:41,301
- Yeah.
- You all right? [Laughs]
385
00:17:41,374 --> 00:17:45,606
Uh, yes. There's a...
Just a quick bit I wanted to, uh...
386
00:17:45,678 --> 00:17:47,168
- Oof.
- [Audience] Oh!
387
00:17:47,246 --> 00:17:49,578
- [Loud Farting Sounds]
- Oh, whoops-a-daisy.
388
00:17:49,648 --> 00:17:51,240
- [Laughs]
- [Farting Sounds Continue]
389
00:17:51,317 --> 00:17:53,308
That's about as lowbrow as it gets.
390
00:17:53,386 --> 00:17:54,944
Yeah, Dennis isn't gonna like that.
391
00:17:55,020 --> 00:17:57,113
- It's pretty funny though.
- Okay, new plan.
392
00:17:57,189 --> 00:17:58,178
[Farting Sounds End]
393
00:17:58,257 --> 00:18:00,122
- [Audience Cheering]
- All right.
394
00:18:00,192 --> 00:18:01,819
- [Laughs] This is so good.
- Yeah.
395
00:18:01,894 --> 00:18:04,988
So we're back here with,
uh, Fast Money here.
396
00:18:05,064 --> 00:18:07,760
Uh, and now we got Frank doing it, 'cause...
397
00:18:07,833 --> 00:18:09,960
people just be faintin' up in here, so...
398
00:18:10,035 --> 00:18:12,526
- Okay, give me 30 seconds on the clock.
- [Pings]
399
00:18:12,605 --> 00:18:15,733
- Name something you thought existed
when you were a child. - Santa Claus.
400
00:18:15,808 --> 00:18:18,606
- Name something you might find in a bathtub.
- Soap!
401
00:18:18,677 --> 00:18:21,612
- Name something people add sugar to.
- Coffee.
402
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:24,581
- A thing you associate with Charlie Chaplin.
- Little mustache.
403
00:18:24,650 --> 00:18:28,609
- Name a foreign country whose films
are popular in America. - France.
404
00:18:28,687 --> 00:18:30,177
- Damn!
- [Bell Dings]
405
00:18:30,256 --> 00:18:32,520
- [Audience Cheers]
- You did it, man! That was great!
406
00:18:32,591 --> 00:18:35,492
- Yeah, man! That was really good!
- That was so good, Frank!
407
00:18:37,663 --> 00:18:39,927
- Hey, you ready?
- Yeah, I'm ready.
408
00:18:39,999 --> 00:18:42,024
- Frank did great.
- Frank?
409
00:18:42,101 --> 00:18:43,966
- Yeah, uh, Dee passed out.
- She...
410
00:18:44,036 --> 00:18:47,665
- Of course she did. She's so embarrassing.
- Right.
411
00:18:47,740 --> 00:18:50,470
All right, here we go, everybody. We're
gonna bring Dennis out right now.
412
00:18:50,543 --> 00:18:52,272
- Here he is, Dennis Reynolds.
- [Audience Applauds, Cheers]
413
00:18:52,344 --> 00:18:54,812
- Here we go.
- [Mac] Yeah, Dennis!
414
00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:56,541
- All right.
- [Cheering Continues]
415
00:18:56,615 --> 00:18:59,379
Okay. Now, Dennis...
416
00:18:59,452 --> 00:19:02,512
Frank got the number one answer
for every single question...
417
00:19:02,588 --> 00:19:06,422
- so you only need five points to win the game.
- Okay, I can do it.
418
00:19:06,492 --> 00:19:08,960
- Now, Grant, listen, I know I gave
some bad answers before. - Yes.
419
00:19:09,028 --> 00:19:12,657
But I understand the game perfectly now,
and, uh, that does not represent me.
420
00:19:12,731 --> 00:19:14,528
- I like that.
- So I'm ready to give good answers.
421
00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:16,090
- I like that.
- That does represent me.
422
00:19:16,168 --> 00:19:17,328
All right, that sounds good.
423
00:19:17,403 --> 00:19:19,200
If you repeat any of Frank's answers...
424
00:19:19,271 --> 00:19:21,102
- you're gonna hear this sound.
- [Buzzer Sounds]
425
00:19:21,173 --> 00:19:23,266
- Mm-hmm. And then...
- Thought we were done with the buzzer.
426
00:19:23,342 --> 00:19:25,503
- Oh, only if you repeat an answer.
- Even in this round?
427
00:19:25,578 --> 00:19:27,603
Yes, even in this round. Yep. Mm-hmm.
428
00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:29,773
If you don't know an answer,
you can say "pass"...
429
00:19:29,849 --> 00:19:31,783
- and we'll just move on to the next question.
- Okay.
430
00:19:31,851 --> 00:19:33,478
- All right, are you ready?
- Yes, yes.
431
00:19:33,552 --> 00:19:34,678
Thirty seconds on the clock.
432
00:19:34,753 --> 00:19:36,311
- [Exhales]
- [Pings]
433
00:19:36,388 --> 00:19:38,879
- Name something you thought existed
when you were a child. - Santa Claus.
434
00:19:38,958 --> 00:19:41,791
- [Buzzer Sounds]
- Oh, God. Uh, pass.
435
00:19:41,861 --> 00:19:44,125
- Name something you might find in a bathtub.
- S... Uh, soap.
436
00:19:44,196 --> 00:19:45,220
- [Buzzer Sounds]
- Ah!
437
00:19:45,297 --> 00:19:46,696
God, I really hate that buzzer.
438
00:19:46,765 --> 00:19:48,255
- Can we not do that?
- Clock's ticking.
439
00:19:48,334 --> 00:19:51,167
- Okay, uh, pass.
- Name something people add sugar to.
440
00:19:51,237 --> 00:19:53,034
God. Coffee.
441
00:19:53,105 --> 00:19:55,005
- Oh, God.
- No, no.
442
00:19:55,074 --> 00:19:56,905
- Nope, we gotta... We need an answer.
- Yeah, no, no.
443
00:19:56,976 --> 00:19:58,568
Okay, no, then pass, then pass, 'cause...
444
00:19:58,644 --> 00:20:00,942
- A thing you associate with Charlie Chaplin.
- Mmm... Pass.
445
00:20:01,013 --> 00:20:04,881
Mm-hmm. Okay, name a foreign
country whose films are popular in America.
446
00:20:04,950 --> 00:20:06,178
- France.
- [Buzzer Sounds]
447
00:20:06,252 --> 00:20:07,685
- Oh, God, no, no!
- Already said that.
448
00:20:07,753 --> 00:20:09,243
- Oh, God, France. France...
- [Buzzer Sounds Repeatedly]
449
00:20:09,321 --> 00:20:11,414
- That's still not the answer.
- Little mustache.
450
00:20:11,490 --> 00:20:12,980
- Soap, soap, France.
- [Buzzer Sounds Repeatedly]
451
00:20:13,058 --> 00:20:14,787
- [Mac] Say something!
- [Dee] Go with something else!
452
00:20:14,860 --> 00:20:16,691
[Grant]
You said that already. Don't say "France."
453
00:20:16,762 --> 00:20:18,252
- Give up. [Sobs]
- All right.
454
00:20:18,330 --> 00:20:21,493
I have never seen a more embarrassing
display in my entire career.
455
00:20:21,567 --> 00:20:23,467
- [Audience Exclaiming]
- Oh, but please don't air this.
456
00:20:23,536 --> 00:20:25,128
Okay?
Please don't... don't air this.
457
00:20:25,204 --> 00:20:27,695
- You won't air this, right?
- We definitely air it. We always air it.
458
00:20:27,773 --> 00:20:30,003
- No matter what. That's how we do it.
- But this went so wrong.
459
00:20:30,075 --> 00:20:32,475
Good night, everybody!
Thanks for joining us here on Family Fight!
460
00:20:32,545 --> 00:20:34,035
- This doesn't represent me.
- Take care.
461
00:20:34,113 --> 00:20:37,947
- ♪♪ [Theme]
- [Crying]
462
00:20:38,017 --> 00:20:40,542
- [Sobbing] Ah, God!
- Why'd they have to air that part?
463
00:20:40,619 --> 00:20:42,951
- That was the end part.
- The best part.
464
00:20:43,022 --> 00:20:44,956
Yeah, they air the whole show.
465
00:20:45,024 --> 00:20:47,584
- ♪♪ [Theme Continues]
- [Sobbing Loudly]
466
00:20:47,660 --> 00:20:50,094
[Applause, Cheering Continue]
467
00:20:50,162 --> 00:20:52,562
[Sobbing Continues]
468
00:20:52,631 --> 00:20:54,895
This doesn't represent me though.
469
00:20:54,967 --> 00:20:57,993
This doesn't represent me.
That's not who I am.
470
00:20:58,070 --> 00:21:00,732
So just... So just don't air it.
471
00:21:00,806 --> 00:21:04,037
It's the buzzer that was...
[Babbles] This doesn't represent me.
472
00:21:05,044 --> 00:21:06,909
So just don't air it!
473
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:17,500
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474
00:21:43,015 --> 00:21:45,950
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