1 00:00:03,416 --> 00:00:08,480 In today's society of socioeconomic disparity and global terrorism, 2 00:00:08,486 --> 00:00:11,737 being a ripped dude has never been more important. 3 00:00:11,756 --> 00:00:16,677 That's why, with DeMamp Camps' muscle perplexation technique, 4 00:00:16,690 --> 00:00:19,471 I guarantee I'll get you ripped. 5 00:00:19,902 --> 00:00:21,762 DeMamp Camp! Go! 6 00:00:22,100 --> 00:00:22,949 Go! 7 00:00:23,444 --> 00:00:24,817 Go. 8 00:00:24,837 --> 00:00:26,550 Sorry. [Dumbbell clanking] 9 00:00:27,532 --> 00:00:30,912 If you need a modifier 'cause your body's shaped like a bowl of porridge, 10 00:00:30,931 --> 00:00:34,545 check out Ders, and if you're weak like your great grandma, 11 00:00:34,559 --> 00:00:36,116 peep Blake. 12 00:00:36,141 --> 00:00:38,101 DeMamp Camp! Come on. 13 00:00:38,114 --> 00:00:39,707 - Dig in-- - Whoa. 14 00:00:39,727 --> 00:00:41,444 What are you talking about? I have an awesome body. 15 00:00:41,457 --> 00:00:44,187 In the right light, I have the little things that Usher has. 16 00:00:44,207 --> 00:00:47,522 No, your body is awesome, Blake, but you don't work for it, okay? 17 00:00:47,535 --> 00:00:49,568 So your muscles look good, 18 00:00:49,580 --> 00:00:52,193 but you actually can't use them to tow a car with your teeth. 19 00:00:52,205 --> 00:00:55,458 Well, my body is the normal shape of an aging mesomorph, 20 00:00:55,483 --> 00:00:56,796 so you got to change these lines. 21 00:00:56,809 --> 00:00:59,490 You have tits, and I can't change these lines, 22 00:00:59,495 --> 00:01:01,130 and I'm not gonna cut anything out, 23 00:01:01,149 --> 00:01:04,944 because DeMamp Camp Fitness: Volume Two has no cuts. 24 00:01:04,957 --> 00:01:07,891 If you don't change the hurtful things that you just said about us, 25 00:01:07,903 --> 00:01:10,277 I'm off the project. 26 00:01:10,290 --> 00:01:13,975 No one's gonna buy DVDs from a nobody that's out of shape 27 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:15,323 and has a face that looks like 28 00:01:15,348 --> 00:01:18,035 someone took a bunch of skin-colored play-doh and just went-- 29 00:01:18,055 --> 00:01:20,426 [imitates squishing] 30 00:01:20,451 --> 00:01:21,964 - We're off the project. - We're off the project. 31 00:01:21,984 --> 00:01:24,511 You said that. Yeah, you already said that. It doesn't matter. 32 00:01:24,530 --> 00:01:26,611 I actually have an awesome face, so that-- 33 00:01:26,617 --> 00:01:28,820 it doesn't even hurt my feelings. 34 00:01:29,502 --> 00:01:31,775 Deep and find yourself. 35 00:01:31,788 --> 00:01:35,193 Don't worry. We'll make this work, you sweet prince. 36 00:01:35,206 --> 00:01:37,714 Bitch, are you talking to yourself? 37 00:01:37,739 --> 00:01:40,532 Yeah, I am, okay? 38 00:01:40,545 --> 00:01:42,129 Could you give us the room? 39 00:01:51,703 --> 00:01:56,070 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com Resync for WEB-DL by Norther 40 00:02:00,174 --> 00:02:01,378 I don't care. 41 00:02:02,892 --> 00:02:05,061 - Time to give Blake a doughnut. - Nah. No, thank you. 42 00:02:05,073 --> 00:02:07,027 I do not eat that junk anymore. 43 00:02:07,047 --> 00:02:08,207 - What do you mean? - Check it out. 44 00:02:08,227 --> 00:02:09,508 Look what I made. 45 00:02:09,519 --> 00:02:13,128 It's a weed protein bar. 46 00:02:13,135 --> 00:02:16,225 - I call it a dro-tein bar. - Dude, looks pretty gross. 47 00:02:16,231 --> 00:02:17,164 Yeah, it looks really gross. 48 00:02:17,177 --> 00:02:19,666 Is it because you're embarrassed 49 00:02:19,686 --> 00:02:22,786 about how weak you were when you saw yourself in the video? 50 00:02:22,799 --> 00:02:24,091 Hmm? 51 00:02:24,530 --> 00:02:27,750 Yeah. What you said really hurt my feelings, but I don't like to exercise, 52 00:02:27,763 --> 00:02:29,837 so I'm gonna just eat until I'm strong. 53 00:02:29,856 --> 00:02:30,997 - Good for you. - Yeah. 54 00:02:31,576 --> 00:02:33,507 - That's actually not a bad-- - [clears throat] 55 00:02:34,071 --> 00:02:35,964 Jillian, get this the "f" out of the way, please. 56 00:02:35,977 --> 00:02:38,324 - Yup. - When have I ever talked behind... 57 00:02:38,330 --> 00:02:40,296 - Just thought it'd be cool. - A pedestal. 58 00:02:40,321 --> 00:02:42,282 - I got it. - Yeah. 59 00:02:42,301 --> 00:02:43,958 - I don't want-- - No, I got it. 60 00:02:45,015 --> 00:02:48,064 Okay, the TelAmericorp blood drive. 61 00:02:48,083 --> 00:02:50,661 Why should you donate? Corporate set up a competition. 62 00:02:50,674 --> 00:02:54,364 The branch that donates the most pints of blood wins a visit from-- 63 00:02:54,382 --> 00:02:55,922 Jillian, get the cutout. 64 00:02:55,935 --> 00:02:57,296 - Oh, now? - Now. 65 00:02:57,309 --> 00:02:58,789 You're in the way, nurses. 66 00:02:59,285 --> 00:03:03,180 Wins a visit from action hero Dolph Lundgren. 67 00:03:03,807 --> 00:03:05,247 [Gasping] 68 00:03:05,267 --> 00:03:08,041 Ivan Drago. Oh, my God. 69 00:03:08,048 --> 00:03:10,020 Question. Dude, stop it. 70 00:03:10,432 --> 00:03:14,670 Why does Dolph Lundgren want to do some dumb health blood thing with us? 71 00:03:14,676 --> 00:03:16,736 Oh, I don't know. Maybe 'cause he's a decent person 72 00:03:16,748 --> 00:03:19,920 - who wants to contribute to society. - That's so Dolph of him. 73 00:03:19,932 --> 00:03:21,973 Anyway, we're the last branch to donate. 74 00:03:21,980 --> 00:03:25,800 That pig Steve in Tarzana thinks his 29-pint lead will hold, 75 00:03:25,806 --> 00:03:28,073 but I'd love to man-splain to him that he lost. 76 00:03:28,085 --> 00:03:30,298 You guys, I've got a question that I've wanted to ask Dolph 77 00:03:30,305 --> 00:03:33,778 since I was, like, a child, and the answer could change everything. 78 00:03:33,791 --> 00:03:37,131 Shut up, 'cause I'm freaking realizing a great idea. 79 00:03:37,151 --> 00:03:39,405 He could be the costar to my main star 80 00:03:39,417 --> 00:03:41,345 for DeMamp Camp: Volume Two, right? 81 00:03:41,357 --> 00:03:43,223 You're making another DeMamp Camp? 82 00:03:43,243 --> 00:03:46,803 That copy of volume one you gave me changed my life. 83 00:03:47,407 --> 00:03:50,254 Bikini season can't come soon enough. 84 00:03:50,267 --> 00:03:54,933 Okay, first off, eww, and second of all, we can hear you, so shut up. 85 00:03:54,939 --> 00:03:57,322 All right, now, there are 32 employees in this office, 86 00:03:57,335 --> 00:04:00,902 and we need 30 pints to win, so we got this thing in the bag. 87 00:04:00,914 --> 00:04:02,555 - Yeah, whoo! - Yeah. 88 00:04:02,567 --> 00:04:04,580 Unless some of you are scared of needles. 89 00:04:04,593 --> 00:04:05,365 [Laughter] 90 00:04:05,390 --> 00:04:07,757 - What? Is that real? - I mean... 91 00:04:07,770 --> 00:04:10,642 [Laughter] 92 00:04:10,652 --> 00:04:12,097 Excuse me, 93 00:04:12,539 --> 00:04:15,144 but scared-ness of needles is no laughing matter. 94 00:04:15,879 --> 00:04:18,936 I personally am not afraid of needles, but 95 00:04:18,952 --> 00:04:21,500 I did see someone murdered with a needle 96 00:04:22,187 --> 00:04:23,547 in the movie Gremlins. 97 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:26,016 Needle-phobes have rights too, so... 98 00:04:26,606 --> 00:04:28,233 Thank you. That's my time. 99 00:04:28,239 --> 00:04:30,393 Great, and nobody cares, all right? 100 00:04:30,406 --> 00:04:31,825 All right, so let's break. 101 00:04:31,838 --> 00:04:33,863 - Let's give that blood. - Whoo! 102 00:04:33,875 --> 00:04:35,817 - Let's tear it up. Whoo! - Take it all. - Whoo! 103 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:39,124 - What's up? - Hey. 104 00:04:39,130 --> 00:04:40,604 I just want to say thank you. 105 00:04:40,617 --> 00:04:42,644 It's good to have one of us speaking up. 106 00:04:42,657 --> 00:04:45,077 Not afraid of needles. Not one of whatever you guys are. 107 00:04:45,090 --> 00:04:49,023 It is okay to fear the needle, 108 00:04:49,041 --> 00:04:51,451 but please do not fear your-- 109 00:04:51,476 --> 00:04:53,123 I'm not one of you. 110 00:04:53,135 --> 00:04:54,922 I support you and what you're doing, but-- 111 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:57,226 Stop touching me. Don't ever do that. 112 00:04:57,239 --> 00:04:58,962 - And just listen. - Hey. 113 00:04:59,745 --> 00:05:02,078 You guys aren't gonna puss out on me, are you? 114 00:05:02,098 --> 00:05:04,345 Okay, I'm only saying that 'cause you're hiding in this room, 115 00:05:04,358 --> 00:05:06,768 and I am very intuitive, like a mother. 116 00:05:06,787 --> 00:05:09,716 I'm gonna go give blood right now. Alice Murphy... 117 00:05:10,346 --> 00:05:11,081 [Laughs] 118 00:05:11,100 --> 00:05:13,446 I'm gonna go give blood. Okay. 119 00:05:14,877 --> 00:05:16,814 Hey, Karl, I need your help. 120 00:05:16,839 --> 00:05:19,379 Dolph Lundgren, man, I've seen all of his movies. 121 00:05:19,392 --> 00:05:21,601 He's, like, so cool. 122 00:05:22,159 --> 00:05:24,776 Do you know if, like, Dolph is gonna-- 123 00:05:27,335 --> 00:05:29,675 Carmen. It's me, Mr. Henderson. 124 00:05:29,687 --> 00:05:32,535 I used to bring you empty cans outside the liquor store. 125 00:05:32,548 --> 00:05:35,273 Hey, how long have you been un-homeless for? 126 00:05:35,279 --> 00:05:36,853 Oh, my God, you must be really light-headed. 127 00:05:36,865 --> 00:05:38,745 You used to have the best singing voice. 128 00:05:38,758 --> 00:05:41,513 - So beautiful. - That's not me. 129 00:05:42,596 --> 00:05:44,318 Eat your cookies, okay? 130 00:05:44,711 --> 00:05:47,321 Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold your horsies. 131 00:05:47,737 --> 00:05:49,524 How many people we got signed up so far? 132 00:05:49,536 --> 00:05:53,541 Uh, 25, so you'll win second place. 133 00:05:53,554 --> 00:05:57,247 Okay, well, we don't get second place around here, 134 00:05:57,266 --> 00:06:03,174 so how about we go ahead and strap on a few more baggy sacks for daddy? 135 00:06:03,187 --> 00:06:04,828 I can handle, like, five more probably. 136 00:06:04,847 --> 00:06:08,566 Mm-hmm. One pint per each. 137 00:06:10,749 --> 00:06:12,283 Okay, guess what. 138 00:06:12,296 --> 00:06:14,631 Your pass to DeMamp Camp-- 139 00:06:15,668 --> 00:06:17,883 and that's me ripping it up. 140 00:06:19,018 --> 00:06:21,771 I'm taking cookies. I'm taking three. 141 00:06:22,274 --> 00:06:24,562 - I'm taking three. - Jazzy. 142 00:06:24,574 --> 00:06:26,332 I'm gonna take this batch up to the blood bank. 143 00:06:26,345 --> 00:06:28,465 - Can you handle this in here? - Mm-hmm, yeah. 144 00:06:28,477 --> 00:06:30,686 Is-Is this his blood, right there? 145 00:06:30,706 --> 00:06:33,565 Okay, you want anything from the pizza hut in target? 146 00:06:33,584 --> 00:06:36,255 You know me, girl. You always know me. 147 00:06:37,494 --> 00:06:38,754 Blue icee. 148 00:06:39,138 --> 00:06:40,319 Oh. 149 00:06:40,331 --> 00:06:42,562 - Yeah, I didn't-- - All right, all right. 150 00:06:45,036 --> 00:06:46,169 - Excuse me. - Yeah? 151 00:06:46,182 --> 00:06:48,289 What are you doing with my blood? Why isn't it with all the rest? 152 00:06:48,302 --> 00:06:49,509 [Laughs] 153 00:06:49,515 --> 00:06:52,424 - Where's this blood going? - Just eat your cookies and move along. 154 00:06:56,194 --> 00:07:00,255 Got a bad feeling about this gosh-forsaken blood drive. 155 00:07:00,274 --> 00:07:03,244 For instance, why won't they even tell us where the blood is going? 156 00:07:03,251 --> 00:07:06,065 Oh, it's for patients at hospitals. 157 00:07:07,013 --> 00:07:08,153 - Yes, yeah. - Right? 158 00:07:08,166 --> 00:07:11,260 Yes, but why is Dolph involved, hmm? 159 00:07:11,279 --> 00:07:12,887 Does this Internet have computer capabilities? 160 00:07:12,899 --> 00:07:16,692 - Yes. - Okay. I need you to pull up his IMDB page, and I need that yesterday. 161 00:07:16,717 --> 00:07:19,093 [Dramatic music] 162 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:23,882 Well, it says here he's M.I.T. smart, chemical engineer, a karate master. 163 00:07:23,888 --> 00:07:26,660 Why is he making action movies with these idiots? 164 00:07:26,670 --> 00:07:29,722 - He's perfect. - Yeah, I guess it makes sense. 165 00:07:30,273 --> 00:07:33,878 He's got the brains to be, like, a chemical-genetic engineering dude, 166 00:07:33,885 --> 00:07:36,169 but he didn't have the resources. 167 00:07:37,858 --> 00:07:41,596 So he went and became famous, and now he has access 168 00:07:42,091 --> 00:07:43,687 to the blood. 169 00:07:44,500 --> 00:07:46,023 Blood. 170 00:07:46,930 --> 00:07:50,151 He's got access to any of my-- holy cow. 171 00:07:50,170 --> 00:07:52,556 Look at his balls in those dockers. 172 00:07:53,036 --> 00:07:54,902 Oh, my gosh. 173 00:07:55,645 --> 00:07:57,896 I could click and zoom all day. 174 00:07:57,914 --> 00:07:59,417 [Phone rings] Damn it. 175 00:08:00,016 --> 00:08:00,980 TelAmericorp. 176 00:08:10,872 --> 00:08:13,925 {pub}Hey, Sir Edna, I got your blood. 177 00:08:14,373 --> 00:08:16,420 Okay. Who's blood is it? 178 00:08:16,432 --> 00:08:18,166 No, don't tell me. 179 00:08:18,173 --> 00:08:22,416 I understand sometimes people just need to slip through the cracks, just disappear. 180 00:08:22,428 --> 00:08:24,601 What? No, it's gonna be my blood. 181 00:08:24,614 --> 00:08:25,621 - Come on. - What? 182 00:08:25,641 --> 00:08:26,833 Take this blade. 183 00:08:27,772 --> 00:08:29,212 No. No, no, no, wait. 184 00:08:29,224 --> 00:08:31,419 I'm gonna take the tube, I'm gonna put it right next to my wrist, 185 00:08:31,432 --> 00:08:34,545 - and you're gonna cut me. - No, Karl, I--I'm hemophobic. 186 00:08:34,558 --> 00:08:36,978 Oh, my God, Ders, it's 2015. 187 00:08:36,990 --> 00:08:39,151 Gay dudes exist. Get over it. 188 00:08:39,157 --> 00:08:40,684 - Cut me! - Okay, all right. 189 00:08:40,703 --> 00:08:42,300 Dolph Lundgren. Dolph Lundgren. 190 00:08:42,313 --> 00:08:43,413 - Dolph Lundgren. - Hit me, baby. 191 00:08:43,433 --> 00:08:44,622 Dolph Lundgren! 192 00:08:44,628 --> 00:08:46,537 - Uh, try it again. - Dolph Lundgren. 193 00:08:46,550 --> 00:08:47,877 Okay, just-- you know what? 194 00:08:47,890 --> 00:08:49,375 - Okay, go down the-- - Dolph Lundgren. 195 00:08:49,382 --> 00:08:50,715 - Dolph Lundgren. - Go down one more time. 196 00:08:50,729 --> 00:08:51,975 - I don't know. - Let me see the blade. 197 00:08:51,989 --> 00:08:53,245 Yeah. 198 00:08:53,270 --> 00:08:54,169 [Shouts] 199 00:08:54,186 --> 00:08:55,549 [Screams] 200 00:08:55,563 --> 00:08:57,790 [Bleep]! Dolph Lundgren! 201 00:08:57,809 --> 00:08:59,163 - Dolph Lundgren! - Okay. 202 00:08:59,169 --> 00:09:01,603 - Dolph Lundgren! - Oh, oh! 203 00:09:01,616 --> 00:09:02,665 - What are you-- - We got it. 204 00:09:02,677 --> 00:09:03,777 Why'd you lick it, man? 205 00:09:03,790 --> 00:09:06,277 I thought it was like a ballpoint pen, man, but it's working. 206 00:09:06,290 --> 00:09:08,290 - It's working. - Okay. 207 00:09:08,304 --> 00:09:09,737 [Quivers] 208 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:10,770 [Chuckles uneasily] 209 00:09:12,613 --> 00:09:13,852 Stop. 210 00:09:14,615 --> 00:09:16,702 Waymond. Give me your glasses. 211 00:09:17,174 --> 00:09:19,001 I just came up with a great idea. 212 00:09:19,013 --> 00:09:23,220 Hands up. Give me your shirt and a smear of your wildly potent cologne. 213 00:09:23,239 --> 00:09:26,126 You stink. What is that? Cool water? It's an aphrodisiac. 214 00:09:26,145 --> 00:09:27,379 I like that. That's nice. 215 00:09:27,399 --> 00:09:29,739 They tell me that I can't give blood. 216 00:09:29,745 --> 00:09:32,837 Well, guess what, "nurses." 217 00:09:33,261 --> 00:09:34,534 I'll trick the system. 218 00:09:34,540 --> 00:09:38,593 I'll give blood using the identities of my bitch-ass coworkers. 219 00:09:38,606 --> 00:09:40,040 This is perfect. 220 00:09:40,536 --> 00:09:41,883 Thank God I have all these muscles. 221 00:09:41,903 --> 00:09:44,610 It's DeMamp Camp. It's part--it doesn't matter. 222 00:09:44,617 --> 00:09:45,837 Give me a little more of that. 223 00:09:45,857 --> 00:09:47,833 Give me a little more of that. I want to reek like you. 224 00:09:47,853 --> 00:09:50,565 I cannot wait to tell Dolph I did this. 225 00:09:53,856 --> 00:09:58,323 Hi, I've got to get back to work, and I gave blood with the other nurse. 226 00:09:58,336 --> 00:09:59,446 That's why you didn't see me do it. 227 00:09:59,466 --> 00:10:01,146 And she said I could just drop this off with you. 228 00:10:01,152 --> 00:10:04,988 - Okay, sure. Do you want a sticker? - I--uh, yeah. Yes. 229 00:10:05,001 --> 00:10:06,347 - Yeah, you do. - Great. 230 00:10:07,024 --> 00:10:08,472 Very cool. Oh, hi. 231 00:10:08,489 --> 00:10:09,775 - Hey. - All right. 232 00:10:09,794 --> 00:10:11,051 All right. 233 00:10:13,063 --> 00:10:15,849 Hi, are you ready to give some blood? 234 00:10:19,492 --> 00:10:20,859 Yes? 235 00:10:20,864 --> 00:10:22,505 [Hoarsely] Oh, hello, nurses. 236 00:10:22,524 --> 00:10:26,964 I am Waymond Womano, a short Asian-type man. 237 00:10:26,984 --> 00:10:29,808 Ready to give blood for the first time today. 238 00:10:30,327 --> 00:10:32,417 Two Waymonds. 239 00:10:33,519 --> 00:10:34,658 [Phone rings] 240 00:10:35,059 --> 00:10:38,348 - Hello? - Blake, I hit the mother lode. 241 00:10:38,360 --> 00:10:40,130 My desk, now. 242 00:10:40,997 --> 00:10:43,592 Hey, Alice. There any purple stuff in there? 243 00:10:43,598 --> 00:10:46,912 'Cause I'm just trying to get my blood sugar back in sync. 244 00:10:47,894 --> 00:10:51,127 Oh, wow. Congrats, Anders. 245 00:10:51,140 --> 00:10:52,450 - That's how we do. - You know what? 246 00:10:52,469 --> 00:10:55,931 Everybody, let's give Anders a standing ovation, huh? 247 00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:57,953 [Scattered applause] 248 00:10:57,966 --> 00:10:59,053 You know what? 249 00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:00,806 I'm gonna have this fiber yogurt. 250 00:11:00,825 --> 00:11:03,506 Why don't we all clap for me too, huh? 251 00:11:03,517 --> 00:11:04,662 Come on. 252 00:11:04,687 --> 00:11:06,523 [Scattered applause] 253 00:11:06,537 --> 00:11:07,820 Moron. 254 00:11:08,652 --> 00:11:10,685 Hey, man, you gave blood? 255 00:11:11,044 --> 00:11:13,948 How big was them needles? One of them long suckers? 256 00:11:13,954 --> 00:11:15,859 You know, normal-- the normal size they are. 257 00:11:15,871 --> 00:11:17,446 You know what? Maybe we should do this. 258 00:11:17,465 --> 00:11:18,539 I don't know. What do y'all think? 259 00:11:18,552 --> 00:11:21,793 I shouldn't medically, but I'm willing to try. 260 00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:23,300 Maybe don't. I don't know. 261 00:11:23,774 --> 00:11:25,977 Two Waymond Womanos. 262 00:11:27,608 --> 00:11:29,743 So I guess the fake one is the one 263 00:11:29,749 --> 00:11:32,242 that looks the guy named Adam who came in earlier. 264 00:11:32,261 --> 00:11:32,942 [Hoarsely] I know. 265 00:11:32,955 --> 00:11:35,598 - He looks exactly like that guy. - No, you. 266 00:11:35,611 --> 00:11:37,398 You could tell. Dang it. 267 00:11:37,418 --> 00:11:38,858 Since I know you're cheating, 268 00:11:38,871 --> 00:11:40,698 I'm gonna have to remove two from the board. 269 00:11:40,704 --> 00:11:44,762 What? I need Dolph for my video, okay? 270 00:11:47,097 --> 00:11:49,267 I'm so freaking mad at you. 271 00:11:50,016 --> 00:11:52,943 - What's the mother lode? - You're not gonna believe this. 272 00:11:54,991 --> 00:11:56,218 Check this out. 273 00:11:56,236 --> 00:11:58,504 ♪ When I'm with you ♪ 274 00:11:58,517 --> 00:11:59,649 ♪ Baby, baby ♪ 275 00:11:59,663 --> 00:12:01,600 ♪ I'm so into you ♪ 276 00:12:02,142 --> 00:12:04,035 This is your big find? 277 00:12:04,055 --> 00:12:05,286 No, I made it. 278 00:12:05,952 --> 00:12:07,418 [Laughs] 279 00:12:10,187 --> 00:12:11,506 Jillian, I can't have you back here 280 00:12:11,525 --> 00:12:14,262 baking your own muffin to Dolph collages, all right? 281 00:12:14,282 --> 00:12:17,312 I need you to focus on finding the source. 282 00:12:19,202 --> 00:12:20,933 I got to follow that blood. 283 00:12:22,772 --> 00:12:24,872 - It's been a long day. - It has. 284 00:12:24,891 --> 00:12:26,927 I mean, Raymond with a "W." 285 00:12:26,940 --> 00:12:29,467 I can't believe that white boy thought we weren't gonna realize 286 00:12:29,473 --> 00:12:31,708 that he had already been up in there before. 287 00:12:31,727 --> 00:12:34,546 Oh, wait, which Waymond did this come from? 288 00:12:34,566 --> 00:12:36,163 Girl, just trash it. 289 00:12:39,686 --> 00:12:41,320 Why are they throwing blood away? 290 00:12:41,345 --> 00:12:43,076 The people who work here are crazy. 291 00:12:43,644 --> 00:12:44,984 Did you notice that cologne earlier? 292 00:12:45,003 --> 00:12:48,681 Oh, it's like he was trying to be someone he's not. 293 00:12:49,982 --> 00:12:51,360 Clone? 294 00:12:52,144 --> 00:12:53,475 They're cloning people. 295 00:12:53,482 --> 00:12:55,289 I think all colognes smell weird. 296 00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:57,265 And they smell weird. 297 00:12:57,290 --> 00:12:59,841 [Breathing heavily] 298 00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:03,519 - Psst, Bill. - Ouch. 299 00:13:03,538 --> 00:13:05,114 I mean, what? 300 00:13:05,780 --> 00:13:07,528 Hey, guess what, dude. 301 00:13:07,547 --> 00:13:09,621 They won't even let me donate any more pints, 302 00:13:09,634 --> 00:13:13,274 and I have to meet Dolph so he could co-headline DeMamp Camp under me. 303 00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:17,493 So I'm going to ask you to take some blood from my arm. 304 00:13:17,513 --> 00:13:19,665 - Eww, gross. - Bill. 305 00:13:20,124 --> 00:13:21,437 Don't be a bitch like Waymond. 306 00:13:21,457 --> 00:13:23,704 You're a fricking baller, right? 307 00:13:23,722 --> 00:13:26,193 I know you, you freaking baller. 308 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:27,999 You freaking 309 00:13:28,704 --> 00:13:30,742 shot caller. 310 00:13:30,767 --> 00:13:32,807 Come with me. Be on my squad. 311 00:13:32,820 --> 00:13:35,851 Be on my team. Be part of DeMamp camp. 312 00:13:35,876 --> 00:13:37,498 All right, I'll do it, 313 00:13:37,523 --> 00:13:39,891 but this baller's calling this shot. 314 00:13:39,910 --> 00:13:44,251 Me costarring in DeMamp Camp: Volume two. 315 00:13:44,276 --> 00:13:47,073 Picture it: Me, you, and Dolph, the big muscle brothers. 316 00:13:47,079 --> 00:13:51,952 Oh, my God, I hate that idea, okay? 317 00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:54,172 But you're part of the team now. 318 00:13:54,185 --> 00:13:56,852 I freaking love you, Bill. Let me kiss your head. 319 00:13:56,872 --> 00:13:58,819 Eww, it's all slimy. Come on. 320 00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:08,885 {pub}Excuse me. 321 00:14:08,904 --> 00:14:10,545 These three would like to give some blood. 322 00:14:10,557 --> 00:14:13,537 Oh, hey, getting it in before the deadline. 323 00:14:13,556 --> 00:14:15,787 - So who's first? - I'm ready to give. 324 00:14:15,799 --> 00:14:16,834 All right. 325 00:14:17,594 --> 00:14:19,334 - All right. - Okay. 326 00:14:19,349 --> 00:14:20,049 Fill that out. 327 00:14:20,062 --> 00:14:24,164 I find the spirit is captured easiest between one's toes. 328 00:14:24,184 --> 00:14:26,655 I spent many moons chasing the dragon. 329 00:14:26,668 --> 00:14:29,721 - And by dragon... I mean heroin. - We know. Yup, that's apparent. 330 00:14:29,734 --> 00:14:33,456 - All right, you're next big guy. - Unhand me. I already gave. 331 00:14:33,481 --> 00:14:36,068 - See? - So you took his blood earlier. 332 00:14:36,074 --> 00:14:38,532 No, he handed me a bag of blood that he said you drew. 333 00:14:38,554 --> 00:14:39,801 You don't remember? 334 00:14:40,232 --> 00:14:41,217 Remember me? 335 00:14:41,242 --> 00:14:42,882 What they talking about, Ders? 336 00:14:42,901 --> 00:14:44,684 - I gave blood, Ghostman. - Where you going? 337 00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:46,042 I'm not going anywhere. 338 00:14:46,067 --> 00:14:47,287 Ghostman, get him. 339 00:14:47,956 --> 00:14:51,443 The drip is slowing way down. That might be all your blood. 340 00:14:51,462 --> 00:14:53,712 What? No, we need five to win. 341 00:14:53,732 --> 00:14:56,362 Just squeeze my arm. Wring me out, Bill. 342 00:14:56,378 --> 00:14:58,366 "Wring me out, Bill, please." 343 00:14:58,378 --> 00:15:01,519 I might just be your costar, but I'm not your slave. 344 00:15:04,375 --> 00:15:07,210 I am the fucking star, 345 00:15:07,745 --> 00:15:10,238 and I need you to wring me out, 346 00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:14,485 'cause my vision is me bleeding everything I've got into this baggy. 347 00:15:14,492 --> 00:15:16,419 Then you got to sweeten my deal. 348 00:15:16,438 --> 00:15:20,563 I want 30% of merchandising and a plus-two to the premiere. 349 00:15:20,945 --> 00:15:23,052 - Premiere's gonna be packed. - I want to bring two dates. 350 00:15:23,072 --> 00:15:25,092 Mom and sis. 351 00:15:28,029 --> 00:15:29,514 Fine. 352 00:15:29,539 --> 00:15:32,669 [Dramatic music] 353 00:15:32,694 --> 00:15:36,716 ♪ ♪ 354 00:15:36,741 --> 00:15:37,928 Okay, all right. 355 00:15:37,941 --> 00:15:39,714 Go in there and destroy all the blood. 356 00:15:39,727 --> 00:15:41,627 - Okay, got it? - I know. I know. I know. 357 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:43,907 No, I am as serious as Sean Penn right now. 358 00:15:43,927 --> 00:15:45,754 You go in there, and you destroy the blood. 359 00:15:45,767 --> 00:15:46,680 Otherwise, Dolph-- 360 00:15:46,693 --> 00:15:48,651 He could make as many universal soldiers as he wants, 361 00:15:48,657 --> 00:15:49,958 and I'm not talking movie sequels. 362 00:15:49,970 --> 00:15:53,303 I'm talking a clone army. He did it to Waymond, and he did it to Carmen. 363 00:15:53,316 --> 00:15:56,089 Whoa. Okay, I'm on it. 364 00:15:56,101 --> 00:15:59,127 All right, get in there. Oh, how much of that bar did you eat? 365 00:15:59,147 --> 00:16:01,854 - I'm okay. Just a little-- see you. - You all right? 366 00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:03,235 All right, be safe. 367 00:16:03,845 --> 00:16:05,819 Get 'em. Get 'em, girl. 368 00:16:05,844 --> 00:16:09,336 ♪ ♪ 369 00:16:15,010 --> 00:16:17,581 [Coughs forcefully] 370 00:16:18,338 --> 00:16:20,151 How you doing? Dumping the blood? 371 00:16:21,991 --> 00:16:23,406 Nope! Blake. 372 00:16:23,412 --> 00:16:24,932 What the heck? 373 00:16:25,961 --> 00:16:29,317 Cloning is the future, and you can't stop it. 374 00:16:29,854 --> 00:16:33,405 Dolph needs this blood to breed universal soldiers, 375 00:16:33,425 --> 00:16:34,752 and I'm gonna help him. 376 00:16:34,772 --> 00:16:36,979 You're pro-cloning. Why? 377 00:16:36,998 --> 00:16:39,052 Mostly because I'm in love with him. 378 00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:41,779 But also have you seen the movie Multiplicity? 379 00:16:41,785 --> 00:16:44,038 - It's really good. - No, no, no, wait. 380 00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:47,751 If you start playing God, consequences will never be the same. 381 00:16:47,771 --> 00:16:52,527 And of course I've seen it! It's a really, really great movie, but this-- 382 00:16:52,552 --> 00:16:54,439 - this ain't the movies, babe. - No. 383 00:16:54,459 --> 00:16:55,784 [Shouting] 384 00:16:55,796 --> 00:16:59,169 Don't! Stop! My Dolph! My sweet Dolph! 385 00:16:59,175 --> 00:17:00,737 What the bloody hell? 386 00:17:01,375 --> 00:17:04,894 Adam, Dolph is using the blood drive to clone people. 387 00:17:04,908 --> 00:17:07,851 He's making a clone army. He'll make a million Adams. 388 00:17:08,803 --> 00:17:10,519 That sounds awesome. 389 00:17:10,534 --> 00:17:12,282 A million Adams and a million Dolphs. 390 00:17:12,294 --> 00:17:13,627 And a million Bills. 391 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:17,348 Okay, not a million Bills, 'cause you're off the project. 392 00:17:17,814 --> 00:17:20,777 Blake, don't do this to me, man, okay? 393 00:17:20,797 --> 00:17:21,938 I need this. 394 00:17:22,767 --> 00:17:25,035 Hey! Blake! 395 00:17:25,060 --> 00:17:27,503 [All shouting indistinctly] 396 00:17:28,023 --> 00:17:30,238 I don't even have any blood in my body. 397 00:17:30,263 --> 00:17:31,490 - What's wrong with him? - Adam? 398 00:17:31,510 --> 00:17:32,997 - What's wrong with him? - [Groans] 399 00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:34,923 It's probably all the blood that I gave. 400 00:17:34,937 --> 00:17:36,361 [Bleep]. 401 00:17:37,332 --> 00:17:39,125 This is for your own good, man. 402 00:17:39,139 --> 00:17:42,299 Don't. If you pop one more of those, I swear to God... 403 00:17:42,319 --> 00:17:44,595 - Blake. - Both: Don't, Blake! 404 00:17:44,926 --> 00:17:46,720 [Shouts] 405 00:17:55,861 --> 00:17:58,260 {pub}Oh, my God, did you-- did you kill this man? 406 00:17:58,279 --> 00:17:59,393 No, no, no, no. 407 00:17:59,406 --> 00:18:03,306 He just gave five pints of blood because he fell for your little scam, but I didn't. 408 00:18:03,326 --> 00:18:05,012 I destroyed all y'all's blood, 409 00:18:05,025 --> 00:18:07,978 because I know that Dolph Lundgren was cloning people. 410 00:18:07,998 --> 00:18:09,185 - Ah. - What? 411 00:18:09,198 --> 00:18:11,378 I figured it out like a little detective. 412 00:18:11,396 --> 00:18:13,792 Okay, um... Okay. 413 00:18:13,794 --> 00:18:15,861 Get me a pint of o-positive, stat. 414 00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:17,307 - This man needs blood. - Okay. 415 00:18:17,314 --> 00:18:19,502 All the blood is gone. What are we gonna do? 416 00:18:19,527 --> 00:18:21,014 Um, uh... 417 00:18:21,020 --> 00:18:23,498 We're gonna need to try a direct transfusion. 418 00:18:23,523 --> 00:18:25,610 See, I knew your ass was trouble. 419 00:18:25,622 --> 00:18:27,062 The reason why we put your blood to the side is 420 00:18:27,087 --> 00:18:28,962 'cause there's no telling what the hell you got up in there, 421 00:18:28,976 --> 00:18:31,304 - all high and shit. - I'm not high. 422 00:18:32,471 --> 00:18:35,002 You guys, I can't. I'm serious. This is how they killed that guy in Gremlins. 423 00:18:35,015 --> 00:18:37,602 Okay, okay. Are any of you AB or O? 424 00:18:37,615 --> 00:18:39,600 - Maybe. - Your friend just lost, like, a lot of blood. 425 00:18:39,613 --> 00:18:41,870 If you don't give right now, like, he might not make it. 426 00:18:41,889 --> 00:18:43,336 - Where's this needle? - Okay, good. 427 00:18:43,361 --> 00:18:44,827 I'll give. 428 00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:46,565 - Oh, my. - Hey. 429 00:18:47,342 --> 00:18:48,562 Oof! What the-- 430 00:18:48,575 --> 00:18:51,354 - Okay, now we're screwed. - Okay, what the fuck? 431 00:18:51,374 --> 00:18:53,416 I have been waiting all day for my appointment. 432 00:18:53,435 --> 00:18:55,651 - Well, what blood type are you? - AB, why? 433 00:18:55,670 --> 00:18:59,498 Okay, we are gonna need to do an emergency direct transfusion between the two of you. 434 00:18:59,523 --> 00:19:02,023 Ugh, all right, fine, but how long is this gonna take? 435 00:19:02,036 --> 00:19:03,567 I got a Skype in 20. 436 00:19:04,949 --> 00:19:06,302 You're very lucky. 437 00:19:06,308 --> 00:19:08,648 You survived a highly unorthodox transfusion 438 00:19:08,668 --> 00:19:10,966 performed by poorly trained volunteer nurses. 439 00:19:10,979 --> 00:19:13,170 - But did it work, though? - All right. 440 00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:15,702 Come on, you need to wait outside, ma'am. 441 00:19:15,722 --> 00:19:17,273 I'm just saying. Did it not work? 442 00:19:17,292 --> 00:19:18,364 Outside. 443 00:19:19,104 --> 00:19:23,127 Listen, I am Carmen, and I'm trying to start over. 444 00:19:23,139 --> 00:19:25,544 - Please don't ruin this for me. - Hey. 445 00:19:26,507 --> 00:19:28,209 Secret's safe with me. 446 00:19:28,222 --> 00:19:30,388 It's not the ten-year contract we wanted, 447 00:19:30,402 --> 00:19:32,872 but here's an autographed napkin. 448 00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:35,151 And who is this? 449 00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:37,122 I missed Dolph? 450 00:19:37,142 --> 00:19:39,829 He stopped by T.A.C. 'cause he heard what happened to you, 451 00:19:39,842 --> 00:19:41,924 trying to give blood and all, and felt bad. 452 00:19:41,937 --> 00:19:45,486 And he freaking didn't even come here and talk to me face to face? 453 00:19:45,946 --> 00:19:47,467 What a bitch. 454 00:19:47,473 --> 00:19:49,025 Best moment of that idiot's life 455 00:19:49,038 --> 00:19:51,063 - was getting his ass kicked by Jean Claude Van Damme. - Stop. 456 00:19:51,083 --> 00:19:54,361 He's a fricking bitch. What a stupid bitch. 457 00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:57,293 He's right behind me, isn't he? 458 00:19:57,895 --> 00:20:00,932 Nope, he's right behind me. 459 00:20:00,955 --> 00:20:02,494 You're looking at him. 460 00:20:04,565 --> 00:20:05,682 Hi. 461 00:20:06,161 --> 00:20:07,491 Hi. 462 00:20:08,976 --> 00:20:12,369 You must've just heard that long story I told. 463 00:20:12,394 --> 00:20:13,670 I heard it. 464 00:20:14,508 --> 00:20:15,933 I heard you, man. 465 00:20:16,643 --> 00:20:18,608 I never meant to hurt you. 466 00:20:18,620 --> 00:20:20,130 Good-bye forever. 467 00:20:20,545 --> 00:20:22,778 Oh, my God, that was crazy. 468 00:20:22,792 --> 00:20:24,699 Oh, wait. My question. 469 00:20:24,713 --> 00:20:27,148 Do you still have, like, the voice of an angel? 470 00:20:27,942 --> 00:20:30,309 Uh, could you sing us a tune? 471 00:20:30,825 --> 00:20:32,083 Please. 472 00:20:33,567 --> 00:20:38,478 ♪ Ooh, ee, ooh ♪ 473 00:20:38,864 --> 00:20:39,904 Mr. Lundgren, wait. 474 00:20:39,917 --> 00:20:42,314 I've waited 15 years to ask you this question. 475 00:20:43,125 --> 00:20:45,398 So in the movie Showdown In Little Tokyo, 476 00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:48,161 when you guys ate Sushi off those naked ladies, 477 00:20:48,890 --> 00:20:51,030 were those real naked ladies? 478 00:20:51,579 --> 00:20:53,878 Uh, yeah. 479 00:20:54,571 --> 00:20:55,938 Obviously. 480 00:20:56,731 --> 00:20:58,610 Yes! I knew it. 481 00:20:58,617 --> 00:21:01,379 I knew it. I knew it. 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