1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen. www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:07,506 --> 00:00:08,539 Ace McFumbles here. 3 00:00:08,541 --> 00:00:10,842 The question on the minds of the Bulldogs' sports fans is 4 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:14,712 can new quarterback sensation Bella "Awesome" Dawson 5 00:00:14,714 --> 00:00:16,447 continue her winning ways? 6 00:00:16,449 --> 00:00:20,918 In the words of Dawson herself, "Sha-booyah!" 7 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:24,455 In social news, the question on everyone else's mind... 8 00:00:24,457 --> 00:00:27,792 who will this reporter be taking to Friday's big dance? 9 00:00:27,794 --> 00:00:31,829 Ha. Sorry, ladies, I'm working. 10 00:00:33,832 --> 00:00:36,567 Bella, you are not gonna believe this. 11 00:00:36,569 --> 00:00:37,502 Pepper, go! 12 00:00:37,504 --> 00:00:39,370 I heard from Chloe who got a text from Zoey 13 00:00:39,372 --> 00:00:41,406 who sits next to Katie who heard in the girls' room 14 00:00:41,408 --> 00:00:43,341 from Sadie who does gym with Courtney 15 00:00:43,343 --> 00:00:44,842 who said Kyle thinks you're cute! 16 00:00:44,844 --> 00:00:48,312 Kyle thinks I'm cute? 17 00:00:48,314 --> 00:00:50,515 My Kyle? That Kyle? 18 00:00:58,491 --> 00:00:59,357 Yes! That Kyle! 19 00:00:59,359 --> 00:01:03,828 The same Kyle you've been crushing on since 6th grade. 20 00:01:06,665 --> 00:01:08,399 Hey, Bella. 21 00:01:08,401 --> 00:01:09,967 Oh, hey, Kyle. 22 00:01:09,969 --> 00:01:13,071 Great speech in Social Studies. 23 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:19,010 Oh, Bella, got a little spinach in the grill. 24 00:01:19,012 --> 00:01:22,346 Hey, Kyle, my locker's stuck. 25 00:01:22,348 --> 00:01:23,014 Can you help me? 26 00:01:23,016 --> 00:01:26,951 Uh, yeah. No problem, Charlotte. 27 00:01:26,953 --> 00:01:30,555 - See ya, Bella. - Hm. 28 00:01:35,661 --> 00:01:37,795 Charlotte Newman! 29 00:01:37,797 --> 00:01:41,332 If it hadn't been for her and those stupid braces. 30 00:01:41,334 --> 00:01:42,366 And that salad bar. 31 00:01:42,368 --> 00:01:46,104 And Charlotte's locker which you know was not stuck. 32 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:49,040 We would have finally had our moment. 33 00:01:49,042 --> 00:01:51,709 Well, your moment has come at last. 34 00:01:51,711 --> 00:01:52,810 Tonight, we're gonna do your hair, 35 00:01:52,812 --> 00:01:55,847 get your mani-pedi ready, pick out your cutest outfit, 36 00:01:55,849 --> 00:01:57,482 and floss you like crazy. 37 00:01:57,484 --> 00:01:59,884 And when you walk into school tomorrow, 38 00:01:59,886 --> 00:02:01,752 you're gonna look all... 39 00:02:03,523 --> 00:02:05,857 - The choir sounds great. - Yeah. 40 00:02:05,859 --> 00:02:08,059 You're right. This time it's going to be different. 41 00:02:08,061 --> 00:02:10,828 I finally have my dream of being quarterback. 42 00:02:10,830 --> 00:02:11,562 - Mm - Hm. 43 00:02:11,564 --> 00:02:13,397 The guys are starting to accept me. 44 00:02:13,399 --> 00:02:15,800 Now I only wear my retainer at night. 45 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:17,502 And Kyle thinks you're cute. 46 00:02:29,382 --> 00:02:31,749 - Someone's third - Person struttin' 47 00:02:31,751 --> 00:02:33,684 and The Troy knows why. 48 00:02:33,686 --> 00:02:34,952 Wait. What'd you hear? 49 00:02:34,954 --> 00:02:37,021 Did you talk to Zoey, Chloe, or Katie? 50 00:02:37,023 --> 00:02:39,690 Ugh, I am so done with Katie. 51 00:02:39,692 --> 00:02:43,161 She knows what she did. 52 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:43,995 I'm talking about 53 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:45,563 how we're playing the Stallions on Saturday. 54 00:02:45,565 --> 00:02:48,499 We've crushed them for five years straight, which means... 55 00:02:48,501 --> 00:02:50,801 Another win for the Bulldogs! 56 00:02:50,803 --> 00:02:52,603 - Hoo - Rah! 57 00:02:52,605 --> 00:02:53,571 That's right. 58 00:02:53,573 --> 00:02:55,573 All we've gotta do is follow the sacred ritual 59 00:02:55,575 --> 00:02:57,742 that's guaranteed us victory every time. 60 00:02:57,744 --> 00:02:59,043 Ooh, I love rituals. 61 00:02:59,045 --> 00:03:00,912 Whenever the Cowboys were losing, my dad and I 62 00:03:00,914 --> 00:03:03,915 would turn our jerseys inside out for good luck. 63 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:04,782 What's yours? 64 00:03:04,784 --> 00:03:06,017 We don't shower from this moment 65 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:08,052 until the Stallions are stopped! 66 00:03:08,054 --> 00:03:11,455 Five days of filth startin' now. 67 00:03:11,457 --> 00:03:14,892 Oh, yeah! 68 00:03:14,894 --> 00:03:17,595 Oh, no... 69 00:03:54,532 --> 00:03:58,226 I can't shower for five days, but I can take a bath, right? 70 00:03:58,257 --> 00:03:58,668 Nope. 71 00:03:58,670 --> 00:03:59,803 - Jump in a pool? - Unh-unh. 72 00:03:59,805 --> 00:04:01,371 - Stand in the rain? - Negative. 73 00:04:01,373 --> 00:04:04,341 Clean myself like a cat? 74 00:04:06,377 --> 00:04:07,611 No. 75 00:04:07,613 --> 00:04:10,013 Guys, I am all about sports rituals. 76 00:04:10,015 --> 00:04:12,048 It's just that this week, it's especially important 77 00:04:14,037 --> 00:04:15,118 We can find another ritual. 78 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:18,054 That's the spirit! Let's go find one. 79 00:04:18,056 --> 00:04:20,657 Uh, okay, first, I don't know what... 80 00:04:22,394 --> 00:04:26,630 Second... you don't find rituals, they find you. 81 00:04:26,632 --> 00:04:28,898 Sawyer, testify. 82 00:04:28,900 --> 00:04:31,801 For decades, the Bulldogs lost to the Stallions. 83 00:04:31,803 --> 00:04:35,138 Then five years ago a terrible drought struck our town. 84 00:04:35,140 --> 00:04:37,574 To save water, the team didn't shower that week. 85 00:04:37,576 --> 00:04:40,543 The football spirits looked kindly on our filthy sacrifice 86 00:04:40,545 --> 00:04:46,016 and, for the first time ever, the Bulldogs beat the Stallions. 87 00:04:46,018 --> 00:04:47,550 - Hoo - Rah! 88 00:04:47,552 --> 00:04:49,419 - Hoo - Rah. Great story. 89 00:04:49,421 --> 00:04:52,656 But at this moment, I'm thinking total coincidence. 90 00:04:55,045 --> 00:04:55,925 Once is a coincidence. 91 00:04:55,927 --> 00:04:58,795 But since the Bulldogs started five days of filth, 92 00:04:58,797 --> 00:05:00,797 we have won every time. 93 00:05:00,799 --> 00:05:01,931 It's gross, but it works. 94 00:05:01,933 --> 00:05:04,134 I recommend wrapping your bed in plastic 95 00:05:04,136 --> 00:05:05,802 to preserve your linens. 96 00:05:05,804 --> 00:05:07,837 But what about the dance on Friday? 97 00:05:07,839 --> 00:05:10,940 We all have to make sacrifices, Bella. 98 00:05:10,942 --> 00:05:12,175 Think about all the girls 99 00:05:12,177 --> 00:05:15,045 who won't get a chance to dance with The Troy. 100 00:05:15,047 --> 00:05:18,114 Do you think I don't feel bad about that? 101 00:05:18,116 --> 00:05:21,518 But the team comes first. 102 00:05:21,986 --> 00:05:25,155 Guys, you know what I went through to get on this team. 103 00:05:25,157 --> 00:05:28,158 Nothing means more to me than being a Bulldog. 104 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:33,963 I hear you talkin' the talk, but can you stink the stink? 105 00:05:33,965 --> 00:05:37,600 How's this for an answer? 106 00:05:42,473 --> 00:05:44,841 Stink the stink! Stink the stink! 107 00:05:54,853 --> 00:05:57,754 It's an... 108 00:05:57,756 --> 00:05:59,622 interesting look. 109 00:05:59,624 --> 00:06:04,160 I look like a cave woman with helmet hair. 110 00:06:04,162 --> 00:06:05,595 What was I thinking? 111 00:06:05,597 --> 00:06:07,163 The helmet ruined my hair. 112 00:06:07,165 --> 00:06:08,832 Kyle can't see me like this. 113 00:06:08,834 --> 00:06:10,633 He said I was cute. 114 00:06:10,635 --> 00:06:12,535 This is not cute. 115 00:06:12,537 --> 00:06:14,571 Honey, I'm sure that Kyle can see past 116 00:06:14,573 --> 00:06:19,042 a little frizz and a little dirt to your... 117 00:06:19,044 --> 00:06:22,479 inner cute. 118 00:06:22,481 --> 00:06:24,180 Thanks, Mom, you're right. 119 00:06:24,182 --> 00:06:26,182 You always know what to say. 120 00:06:26,184 --> 00:06:28,785 That's my girl. 121 00:06:30,688 --> 00:06:32,622 Okay, the crazy lady's gone. 122 00:06:32,624 --> 00:06:34,591 - We need a plan. - I've got a plan. 123 00:06:34,593 --> 00:06:36,659 Ditch the stupid "no shower" ritual. 124 00:06:36,661 --> 00:06:38,828 If Kyle sees you five days worse than this, 125 00:06:38,830 --> 00:06:41,064 he won't be able to un-see it. 126 00:06:41,066 --> 00:06:45,001 Sophie's right. You have to look great all week. 127 00:06:45,003 --> 00:06:46,035 I've planned it out. 128 00:06:46,037 --> 00:06:48,271 Tomorrow, you "accidentally" bump into Kyle on purpose. 129 00:06:48,273 --> 00:06:51,207 Then you dazzle him on Witty Banter Wednesday. 130 00:06:51,209 --> 00:06:52,642 These are talking points. 131 00:06:52,644 --> 00:06:54,644 Thursday, you play it cool. You've done your work. 132 00:06:54,646 --> 00:06:57,213 Friday night you walk into that gym looking #fabulous 133 00:06:57,215 --> 00:07:01,184 and the next thing you know, Kyle's asking you to dance. 134 00:07:01,186 --> 00:07:02,685 Bam! 135 00:07:02,687 --> 00:07:04,087 It's a great plan, Pep. 136 00:07:04,089 --> 00:07:07,690 But it's not gonna happen. I can't go to that dance. 137 00:07:07,692 --> 00:07:10,794 But we've been talking about this since 6th grade. 138 00:07:10,796 --> 00:07:12,061 It's our first school dance. 139 00:07:12,063 --> 00:07:13,830 We were all gonna go together. 140 00:07:13,832 --> 00:07:14,864 And dance together. 141 00:07:14,866 --> 00:07:17,100 And scope out hotties together. 142 00:07:17,102 --> 00:07:18,868 And go in the photo booth together. 143 00:07:18,870 --> 00:07:22,639 This pose is not gonna work without you. 144 00:07:23,574 --> 00:07:26,242 You could Photoshop me in after. 145 00:07:26,244 --> 00:07:27,043 It won't be the same. 146 00:07:27,045 --> 00:07:30,847 Guys, I know we've been looking forward to this dance. 147 00:07:30,849 --> 00:07:32,182 But I made a promise to the team 148 00:07:32,184 --> 00:07:33,716 and I have to show them I'm every bit 149 00:07:33,718 --> 00:07:35,251 as much of a Bulldog as they are. 150 00:07:35,253 --> 00:07:38,154 So you're just going to give up your moment with Kyle 151 00:07:38,156 --> 00:07:39,856 and spend the rest of the week lookin' like 152 00:07:39,858 --> 00:07:44,194 a cave woman that just got barfed up by a pterodactyl? 153 00:07:44,196 --> 00:07:46,696 Okay, first... ouch! 154 00:07:46,698 --> 00:07:51,734 And second... who says I can't have my moment after the dance? 155 00:07:51,736 --> 00:07:53,870 Where are you going with this? 156 00:07:53,872 --> 00:07:55,305 Guys, dream a little with me. 157 00:07:55,307 --> 00:07:57,040 You do whatever it takes to keep Kyle 158 00:07:57,042 --> 00:07:59,609 from seeing me for the next five days. 159 00:07:59,611 --> 00:08:01,177 I miss Friday's dance. 160 00:08:01,179 --> 00:08:02,745 But after the game on Saturday... 161 00:08:02,747 --> 00:08:06,115 And a four hour shower with some deep conditioning... 162 00:08:06,117 --> 00:08:09,285 - ...the glow of victory on your freshly - Exfoliated face, 163 00:08:09,287 --> 00:08:12,889 you spot Kyle at the Starcade, you're surrounded by people... 164 00:08:12,891 --> 00:08:16,092 but when our eyes meet, everyone else disappears 165 00:08:16,094 --> 00:08:19,295 and, finally, we have our moment. 166 00:08:19,297 --> 00:08:23,633 It's just crazy enough to work. 167 00:08:23,635 --> 00:08:25,768 Oh, yeah. 168 00:09:11,349 --> 00:09:13,850 Oh! 169 00:09:18,422 --> 00:09:20,857 Really? 170 00:09:24,762 --> 00:09:27,363 Gentlemen, as I stand here today, 171 00:09:27,365 --> 00:09:30,800 surrounded by my stinky Bulldog brothers, 172 00:09:30,802 --> 00:09:32,669 I can truthfully say, 173 00:09:32,671 --> 00:09:34,370 Woo! 174 00:09:34,372 --> 00:09:36,940 I smell victory tomorrow. 175 00:09:36,942 --> 00:09:38,207 Yeah! 176 00:09:38,209 --> 00:09:42,812 And no one smells worse than our sister in stink... 177 00:09:42,814 --> 00:09:43,379 Bella Dawson. 178 00:09:43,381 --> 00:09:46,249 What can I say? I'm a team player. 179 00:09:46,251 --> 00:09:48,952 And I hope the football spirits are hungry 180 00:09:48,954 --> 00:09:51,020 'cause I brought noodles! 181 00:09:51,022 --> 00:09:54,023 Bella, we all know how hard it was 182 00:09:54,025 --> 00:09:55,792 to give up shampoo and conditioner, 183 00:09:55,794 --> 00:09:57,727 rosewater face wash, that tea tree oil 184 00:09:57,729 --> 00:10:01,064 foot rejuvenator that makes my heels feel as soft as a baby... 185 00:10:01,066 --> 00:10:03,967 Newt, this isn't about you. 186 00:10:03,969 --> 00:10:06,035 Any who, by embracing our tradition, 187 00:10:06,037 --> 00:10:10,873 you've earned the right to wear the mark of the Bulldog... 188 00:10:10,875 --> 00:10:14,877 Oh, you guys. It's beautiful. 189 00:10:14,879 --> 00:10:19,282 Wear it with pride, as we all do. 190 00:10:19,284 --> 00:10:20,483 I'll wear it with the same pride 191 00:10:20,485 --> 00:10:24,287 that I wear other people's lunches. 192 00:10:29,928 --> 00:10:31,027 Bella! 193 00:10:31,029 --> 00:10:33,162 Check it out. The mark of the Bulldog. 194 00:10:33,164 --> 00:10:35,164 I told you I could pull this off. 195 00:10:35,166 --> 00:10:36,966 Kyle hasn't... - We've got drama, mama. 196 00:10:36,968 --> 00:10:38,868 - Pepper, go! - I just heard from Ava 197 00:10:38,870 --> 00:10:40,903 who got a text from Emma who's in French Club with Maya 198 00:10:40,905 --> 00:10:44,474 who said Charlotte's about to ask Kyle to the dance! 199 00:10:44,476 --> 00:10:48,945 Charlotte Newman! 200 00:10:52,149 --> 00:10:55,051 No, I'm not letting this happen again. 201 00:10:55,053 --> 00:11:00,523 What are you doing? Who are you texting? 202 00:11:00,525 --> 00:11:03,393 Kyle. I just asked him to the dance. 203 00:11:03,395 --> 00:11:05,261 You just asked Kyle to the dance? 204 00:11:07,032 --> 00:11:08,398 - And he said yes! - Yay! 205 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:11,401 We can come back to my house and get ready together. 206 00:11:11,403 --> 00:11:12,502 You'll shower first. 207 00:11:12,504 --> 00:11:15,071 'Cause it's gonna take a while. 208 00:11:15,073 --> 00:11:18,474 Shower? I did not think this through. 209 00:11:18,476 --> 00:11:21,277 There she is... Bella the Smella. 210 00:11:21,279 --> 00:11:23,980 Come on, we're gonna sit out the dance at the Starcade. 211 00:11:23,982 --> 00:11:25,815 Newt's buyin'. 212 00:11:25,817 --> 00:11:28,151 GramGram's birthday check was very generous. 213 00:11:28,153 --> 00:11:30,319 I'm talking cheese in the crust. 214 00:11:30,321 --> 00:11:34,157 Yo-lo. Am I right? 215 00:11:34,159 --> 00:11:35,958 Bella the Smella! 216 00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:37,226 What are you gonna do? 217 00:11:37,228 --> 00:11:38,561 Does it look like I know? 218 00:11:46,704 --> 00:11:48,738 At the "Enchantment under the Stars" dance. 219 00:11:48,740 --> 00:11:51,340 I predict this party will be kickin'! 220 00:11:51,342 --> 00:11:52,408 Hi-ya! Yah! 221 00:11:52,410 --> 00:11:53,710 But don't take it from me. 222 00:11:53,712 --> 00:11:56,245 Let's ask this impossibly handsome lad. 223 00:11:56,247 --> 00:11:57,980 Are you looking forward to tonight? 224 00:11:57,982 --> 00:11:59,716 Uh, yeah, I think it's gonna be special. 225 00:11:59,718 --> 00:12:03,352 Yeah, I bet every night's special for you, dreamboat. 226 00:12:03,354 --> 00:12:06,889 Look at all the lovely ladies circling around you. 227 00:12:06,891 --> 00:12:09,092 Oh, there's one now. 228 00:12:09,094 --> 00:12:13,296 Charlotte Newman! 229 00:12:13,298 --> 00:12:15,264 Bella, are you seeing this? 230 00:12:15,266 --> 00:12:17,366 Charlotte looks like a princess. 231 00:12:17,368 --> 00:12:19,102 An evil... an evil princess. 232 00:12:19,104 --> 00:12:21,771 You've gotta get down here. 233 00:12:21,773 --> 00:12:23,139 Don't worry, I have a plan. 234 00:12:23,141 --> 00:12:25,174 Remember how you guys kept Kyle away from me? 235 00:12:25,176 --> 00:12:28,444 Well, now you have to keep Kyle away from other girls... 236 00:12:28,446 --> 00:12:30,480 especially Charlotte. 237 00:12:30,482 --> 00:12:33,249 Can I tackle her? 238 00:12:33,251 --> 00:12:34,851 I didn't hear that. 239 00:12:34,853 --> 00:12:36,018 Which means "yes." 240 00:12:36,020 --> 00:12:37,887 I'll be there as soon as I can. 241 00:12:37,889 --> 00:12:39,255 Hurry! 242 00:12:39,257 --> 00:12:42,225 Give me all the tokens you've got. 243 00:12:47,297 --> 00:12:50,233 Hey, guys, I just bought us all a bunch of tokens 244 00:12:50,235 --> 00:12:53,770 as a "token" of my appreciation. 245 00:12:53,772 --> 00:12:56,038 Three hours of games on me. 246 00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:59,375 Don't fight over them. 247 00:13:01,311 --> 00:13:04,781 Oh! My bad. 248 00:13:04,783 --> 00:13:06,182 Wait, I think you have my... 249 00:13:06,184 --> 00:13:08,918 "First shower. See you in 20." 250 00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:10,853 You're gonna shower! 251 00:13:10,855 --> 00:13:11,754 Bella, how could you? 252 00:13:11,756 --> 00:13:14,490 I knew it! The girl can't hold her stink. 253 00:13:14,492 --> 00:13:15,958 I held my stink all week. 254 00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:17,827 Kyle Webber is waiting for me at the dance 255 00:13:17,829 --> 00:13:21,430 and I am not going to show up with five days' of filth on me. 256 00:13:21,432 --> 00:13:22,431 Well, too bad. 257 00:13:22,433 --> 00:13:24,834 We're not gonna lose tomorrow because you wanna impress 258 00:13:24,836 --> 00:13:27,904 Kyle "I Can't Stop Touching My Hair" Webber. 259 00:13:27,906 --> 00:13:30,139 Well, too badder, 'cause this girl's 260 00:13:30,141 --> 00:13:32,475 about to get her loofah on. 261 00:13:32,477 --> 00:13:33,476 Oh, no, she isn't. 262 00:13:33,478 --> 00:13:37,180 What are you gonna do... tie me up? 263 00:13:37,182 --> 00:13:38,481 You tied me up? 264 00:13:38,483 --> 00:13:40,116 Well, to be fair, it was your idea. 265 00:13:40,118 --> 00:13:44,554 Yeah, next time, don't say your personal thoughts out loud. 266 00:13:44,556 --> 00:13:48,291 Guess what I'm thinking right now. 267 00:13:48,293 --> 00:13:51,194 How strong are those socks? 268 00:13:52,963 --> 00:13:55,898 Are you all ready to dance? 269 00:13:58,469 --> 00:14:00,236 Then let's get this party started! 270 00:14:00,238 --> 00:14:02,471 Glitter... Drop That Thing! 271 00:14:06,977 --> 00:14:08,945 Well, now it's just a matter of time 272 00:14:08,947 --> 00:14:12,081 before Charlotte asks Kyle to dance. 273 00:14:12,083 --> 00:14:13,983 What's taking Bella so long? 274 00:14:13,985 --> 00:14:16,986 Seriously? You're gonna keep me tied up all night? 275 00:14:16,988 --> 00:14:18,521 No, just until the dance is over 276 00:14:18,523 --> 00:14:21,390 and we know you're not a shower threat. 277 00:14:21,392 --> 00:14:23,526 And by the way, you're not the only one 278 00:14:23,528 --> 00:14:24,927 that wanted to go to that dance. 279 00:14:24,929 --> 00:14:27,296 I won the golden buckle at the county fair 280 00:14:27,298 --> 00:14:30,099 three years runnin'. 281 00:14:34,238 --> 00:14:37,206 - Yeah, all right, Sheriff Two - Step. 282 00:14:37,208 --> 00:14:39,876 I'm starving. Let's hit the vending machines. 283 00:14:39,878 --> 00:14:41,410 Newt, you stand watch. Bella, you want anything? 284 00:14:41,412 --> 00:14:44,580 - My freedom. - Corn chips, it is. 285 00:14:47,150 --> 00:14:48,284 So, Newt... 286 00:14:48,286 --> 00:14:50,086 Oh, no, no, no. Don't even try it. 287 00:14:50,088 --> 00:14:52,555 I know you've gotten me to break in the past, 288 00:14:52,557 --> 00:14:53,522 but not this time. 289 00:14:53,524 --> 00:14:56,192 It's okay. I'm not gonna ask you to let me go. 290 00:14:56,194 --> 00:15:01,063 Just do me a favor and send one last text for me to Kyle. 291 00:15:01,065 --> 00:15:03,566 Um, I guess I can do that. 292 00:15:03,568 --> 00:15:09,071 Kyle, I've been waiting for this moment since 6th grade. 293 00:15:09,073 --> 00:15:11,440 But I'm not gonna be able to make it. 294 00:15:11,442 --> 00:15:14,577 I guess some things just aren't meant to be. 295 00:15:14,579 --> 00:15:16,579 As much as it hurts, I'm letting you go 296 00:15:16,581 --> 00:15:21,017 so at least one of us a chance for happiness. 297 00:15:21,019 --> 00:15:22,585 Is that it? 298 00:15:22,587 --> 00:15:27,223 - Just add an emoti. - Okay, which one? 299 00:15:27,225 --> 00:15:29,325 Sad panda bear. 300 00:15:29,327 --> 00:15:31,160 Oh, I can't send this. 301 00:15:31,162 --> 00:15:32,028 I understand your dream. 302 00:15:32,030 --> 00:15:33,029 If it wasn't for this stinky ritual, 303 00:15:33,031 --> 00:15:36,933 I'd be wooing Sophie with my selfless skills right now. 304 00:15:36,935 --> 00:15:37,934 Go, have your moment. 305 00:15:37,936 --> 00:15:40,069 - Be a happy panda bear. - Thanks, Newt. 306 00:15:40,071 --> 00:15:42,371 What are you gonna tell the guys? 307 00:15:42,373 --> 00:15:43,639 Oh, don't worry. 308 00:15:43,641 --> 00:15:47,209 This isn't my first hostage situation. 309 00:15:52,616 --> 00:15:53,616 What happened? 310 00:15:53,618 --> 00:15:56,619 She came out of nowhere. She overpowered me. 311 00:15:56,621 --> 00:15:59,355 She was a beast. 312 00:15:59,357 --> 00:16:01,190 - She gave you some lovey - Dovey speech 313 00:16:01,192 --> 00:16:02,959 and you caved, didn't you? 314 00:16:02,961 --> 00:16:05,594 I am not made of stone! 315 00:16:05,596 --> 00:16:07,997 We cannot go down without a fight. 316 00:16:07,999 --> 00:16:11,367 If we can somehow get all five days of filth 317 00:16:11,369 --> 00:16:12,668 back on Bella before the game, 318 00:16:12,670 --> 00:16:17,440 maybe, just maybe, that will appease the football spirits 319 00:16:17,442 --> 00:16:18,240 so we can win tomorrow. 320 00:16:18,242 --> 00:16:21,344 My farm's got pig slop, compost, and cow pie. 321 00:16:21,346 --> 00:16:22,511 If we hit her with that, 322 00:16:22,513 --> 00:16:24,647 it's at least five days' worth of filth. 323 00:16:24,649 --> 00:16:27,216 The math works. Let's do this. 324 00:16:27,218 --> 00:16:29,251 Let's go. 325 00:16:29,419 --> 00:16:31,554 Let... 326 00:16:36,660 --> 00:16:39,128 Honey, what are you doing? 327 00:16:39,130 --> 00:16:41,364 Kyle! Dance! Shower! Now! 328 00:16:41,366 --> 00:16:44,266 Shower? You mean the boys just abandoned 329 00:16:44,268 --> 00:16:46,635 five years of tradition? - Uh-huh. 330 00:16:46,637 --> 00:16:50,106 Really? The night before the game? 331 00:16:50,108 --> 00:16:50,740 - Uh - Huh. 332 00:16:50,742 --> 00:16:54,110 - Bella, unh - Unh. What's goin' on? 333 00:16:54,112 --> 00:16:56,412 I heard that Charlotte Newman was going to ask Kyle 334 00:16:56,414 --> 00:16:59,281 to the dance, so I asked him first. 335 00:16:59,283 --> 00:17:00,649 Kyle? 336 00:17:00,651 --> 00:17:02,018 You mean... Kyle... 337 00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:04,620 Yes, and I refuse to lose another chance with him 338 00:17:04,622 --> 00:17:08,624 just for some ridiculous ritual that doesn't really work. 339 00:17:08,626 --> 00:17:10,693 Bella, when you and your dad 340 00:17:10,695 --> 00:17:13,562 wore your Cowboys jerseys inside out, it didn't always work, 341 00:17:13,564 --> 00:17:15,431 but it brought you closer together. 342 00:17:15,433 --> 00:17:18,634 Well, this ritual brings the Bulldogs closer together. 343 00:17:18,636 --> 00:17:23,472 And they're your team now. It's something to think about. 344 00:17:31,481 --> 00:17:34,183 All right, kids, it's time to slow it down. 345 00:17:34,185 --> 00:17:39,121 This next song is a special request from Charlotte Newman. 346 00:17:42,459 --> 00:17:44,093 Charlotte. 347 00:17:44,095 --> 00:17:46,262 She's making her move. 348 00:17:46,264 --> 00:17:50,733 - Yes, it's tackle time. - No, too many people! 349 00:17:50,735 --> 00:17:53,102 Improvise. 350 00:17:54,504 --> 00:17:58,340 - Hey! - Uh, what are you guys doing? 351 00:17:58,342 --> 00:18:02,078 - We're dancing! - Gotta dance! 352 00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:03,179 Why, is it weird? 353 00:18:03,181 --> 00:18:06,782 When you do it like that it is. 354 00:18:17,594 --> 00:18:20,729 Bella? 355 00:18:21,731 --> 00:18:24,233 What? Did you even... I can't... But... 356 00:18:24,235 --> 00:18:25,301 What she said. 357 00:18:25,303 --> 00:18:27,203 You can't let Kyle see you like this. 358 00:18:27,205 --> 00:18:28,504 Quick, I know how to shower. 359 00:18:28,506 --> 00:18:30,406 You get the stuff from the girls' room, 360 00:18:30,408 --> 00:18:32,241 I'll set off the sprinklers. 361 00:18:32,243 --> 00:18:33,442 Guys, stop. Stop. 362 00:18:33,444 --> 00:18:35,077 I know I made the date with Kyle, 363 00:18:35,079 --> 00:18:37,580 but I made a commitment to the team, first. 364 00:18:37,582 --> 00:18:41,383 I may not believe in their ritual, but I believe in them. 365 00:18:41,385 --> 00:18:43,152 And if Kyle doesn't understand, 366 00:18:43,154 --> 00:18:46,522 then it wasn't meant to be anyway. 367 00:18:46,524 --> 00:18:47,790 Hey, Bella. 368 00:18:47,792 --> 00:18:52,294 - Oh, hey, Kyle. - Wow, you look... 369 00:18:52,296 --> 00:18:54,263 I know... horrible. 370 00:18:54,265 --> 00:18:55,464 I wouldn't blame you if you wanted to 371 00:18:55,466 --> 00:18:58,400 get as far away from me as possible. 372 00:18:58,402 --> 00:19:01,704 Yeah, well, actually I do gotta go. 373 00:19:01,706 --> 00:19:03,139 Yeah, I get it. 374 00:19:03,141 --> 00:19:05,508 But only because my ride is here. 375 00:19:05,510 --> 00:19:08,744 Anyway, that stuff you said about the team was really great. 376 00:19:08,746 --> 00:19:11,514 And I wasn't gonna say you look horrible. 377 00:19:11,516 --> 00:19:13,382 I was gonna say you look... 378 00:19:13,384 --> 00:19:15,151 like you're gonna win tomorrow. 379 00:19:15,153 --> 00:19:20,156 And that makes you the coolest girl here. 380 00:19:24,695 --> 00:19:26,562 'Night, Bella. 381 00:19:34,505 --> 00:19:38,174 We disappeared, didn't we? 382 00:19:38,176 --> 00:19:40,309 Just the way you pictured it... 383 00:19:40,311 --> 00:19:42,444 only filthier. 384 00:19:42,446 --> 00:19:45,714 Speaking of filthy... 385 00:19:45,716 --> 00:19:47,683 Bella Dawson, show yourself! 386 00:19:47,685 --> 00:19:50,452 Yeah, and I'm wearing ear plugs, 387 00:19:50,454 --> 00:19:52,188 so you can't tempt me again. 388 00:19:52,190 --> 00:19:57,226 I know you're here, you shower-takin'-sell out. 389 00:19:57,228 --> 00:20:02,698 Wow, that shower did not take. 390 00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:04,667 I didn't shower. 391 00:20:04,669 --> 00:20:08,437 I was going to, but I'm a Bulldog. 392 00:20:08,439 --> 00:20:11,207 I don't know if we need to stink to beat the Stallions, 393 00:20:11,209 --> 00:20:14,643 but I do know we need to stick together. 394 00:20:14,645 --> 00:20:15,744 Right, Troy? 395 00:20:15,746 --> 00:20:16,912 That's right, QB. 396 00:20:16,914 --> 00:20:18,747 The football spirits are proud of you. 397 00:20:18,749 --> 00:20:23,452 Sawyer, the ritual is safe. Abort the mission. 398 00:20:23,454 --> 00:20:26,755 Why is Sawyer holding a giant garbage bag? 399 00:20:26,757 --> 00:20:31,460 - Yeah, I'd love to dance. - Me, too. 400 00:20:31,462 --> 00:20:33,929 - Ow! - Sorry, Charlotte. 401 00:20:33,931 --> 00:20:35,831 Didn't see you there. 402 00:20:35,833 --> 00:20:38,801 Woo, smells like tween spirit up in here! 403 00:20:38,803 --> 00:20:42,938 So let's drop some sick beats for those filthy athletes. 404 00:20:46,777 --> 00:20:47,810 Can't hear. 405 00:20:47,812 --> 00:20:50,646 I'm just gonna assume this is Salsa. 406 00:21:06,129 --> 00:21:07,062 What a game! 407 00:21:07,064 --> 00:21:09,898 We sure put the stink on those Stallions. 408 00:21:09,900 --> 00:21:11,867 Hey, maybe we should try not showerin' 409 00:21:11,869 --> 00:21:13,841 for the rest of the season. 410 00:21:13,872 --> 00:21:14,937 No! 411 00:21:14,939 --> 00:21:16,138 Where is Bella? 412 00:21:16,140 --> 00:21:17,773 Kyle's over at the juice counter. 413 00:21:17,775 --> 00:21:19,642 I saw her heading for the showers 414 00:21:19,644 --> 00:21:21,043 with a jumbo pack of loofahs. 415 00:21:21,045 --> 00:21:24,647 She could be scrubbing for days. 416 00:21:24,649 --> 00:21:28,717 I've got some fantastic new talking points for her and... 417 00:21:28,719 --> 00:21:30,653 have you seen my purple note cards? 418 00:21:30,655 --> 00:21:33,722 I wonder if I dropped them outside? 419 00:21:40,530 --> 00:21:41,897 Hey, you. 420 00:21:41,899 --> 00:21:45,501 Your body spray makes you smell so... 421 00:21:45,503 --> 00:21:47,169 rugged? 422 00:21:47,171 --> 00:21:48,070 What? 423 00:21:48,072 --> 00:21:49,938 Uh... 424 00:21:49,940 --> 00:21:52,808 You have very manly hands. 425 00:21:52,810 --> 00:21:55,210 Are those Pepper's talking points? 426 00:21:55,212 --> 00:21:56,879 No. 427 00:21:56,881 --> 00:22:00,883 I bet you'd look cute with a moustache. 428 00:22:00,885 --> 00:22:02,184 No, wait! 429 00:22:02,186 --> 00:22:04,920 Is that a chest hair I see? 430 00:22:04,922 --> 00:22:07,556 Your neck is so muscular. 431 00:22:07,558 --> 00:22:09,725 Hang on, wait.