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Your breath is terrible.
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- Go back to sleep.
- Oh my god.
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Go back to sleep.
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Mmm.
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All right.
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Okay.
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Hey.
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Wake up, sleepy...
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Shit! Oh my god!
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Ow. Just... just go back to bed.
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Is it another earthquake?
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No no, me and my stupid butterfingers.
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Are you making me breakfast
in bed, Patrick Murray?
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Yeah, I was trying to, yeah.
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Just leave it. Don't cut yourself.
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Ugh, I even made a special
trip to get goji berries.
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Patrick, please come on.
We'll tidy that up later.
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Just come back to bed.
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Okay. Oh god.
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That's so sweet.
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Oh god, I got granola on my feet.
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Don't need breakfast in
bed. You in bed is enough.
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Mm-hm.
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- Minty fresh.
- Of course.
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Mm.
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You're really excited about tomorrow.
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I am. I am.
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Do you think that that fantasy bisexual
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goth princess from Austin will be there?
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She's at every GaymerX, and she
always has the coolest stuff.
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- Does she?
- Yeah, the best.
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But will she have otters
battling banjee boys?
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- That's the thing.
- I hope not.
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Well, if she does, we're screwed.
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No, are you kidding? We're so going
to be the hit of the conference.
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- You think so?
- Yeah.
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We're taking gay-related
apps to the next level.
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I'm seeing like the
cover of "Time" magazine.
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That's if it actually works.
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I don't even think it
can stand alone as it is.
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I hate putting something out
in the world that isn't perfect.
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Well, it's close enough, okay,
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and I'm not waiting another
year for this to come around.
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We're doing it.
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Okay. Well, I'm excited as well.
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Clearly, yeah, you're excited.
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Do you, uh, ever wear pants?
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How long are you staying here again?
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Oh, are you tired of me already?
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Oh, I'm this close to calling INS.
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Morning.
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Wow.
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Okay, two weeks, you guys
are now sharing clothes, huh?
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What? It's cute,
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and I haven't done my laundry in weeks.
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Yeah, it's a choice.
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What? If it looks stupid,
I'm gonna change it.
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It's fine.
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Fine?
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What does that mean?
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Okay, this is that moment
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when Daddy's about to hit
Mommy at the dinner table,
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so I'm gonna go ahead and excuse myself.
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The whole point of having a boyfriend
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who's the same size as you is
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so you can double your wardrobe.
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I wear that to work a lot.
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Oh, come on. We work at MDG, not Vogue.
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This isn't the "Devil Wears Dog" shirt.
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Patrick, we talked about
doing this a certain way.
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Doing what?
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First we tell people that
I've broken up with Jon,
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and then we allow a courtesy gap.
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Oh god, the courtesy gap was a real thing?
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Um, yeah.
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When Brad broke up with Jennifer,
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he didn't want people to know
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he was fucking Angelina straightaway.
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There was a courtesy gap.
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All right, well, I was always Team Jen, so.
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Oh god, you don't think people
are gonna be Team Jon, do you?
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I'm just trying to be sensitive about this.
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And I totally get that,
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but didn't we also talk
about taking baby steps?
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I mean, so far we've just been cloistered
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in my room like gay nuns.
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Gay nuns who have a lot of
sex and eat a lot of pizza.
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That's very true, but...
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that doesn't feel like moving forward.
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Right?
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- We've established a tension that...
- Doesn't have a payoff.
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So we've found that we lose
most users at this point...
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Because the gameplay falters here.
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You guys have got to stop
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finishing each other's sentences.
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It's called teamwork, Owen.
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Isn't it fun to be on a great team?
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I mean I guess, but I...
I think it's a little weird
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that you guys even buy the same sweater.
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- Right?
- Yeah.
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I didn't buy this sweater.
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No.
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That is my sweater.
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Yeah, he said I could borrow it
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as long as I promised not
to spill anything on it.
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Yeah, Butterfingers
here spilled goji berries
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and yogurt all over his floor this morning.
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Wait. Why were you at his house
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so early in the morning?
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Because he... he stayed over.
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Li... like in your bed?
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Yeah.
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Because you guys are a thing now?
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Um, yeah, that's one way of putting it.
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Uh, so Jon's totally
out of the picture now?
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Because he was supposed
to work on my sciatica.
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Hey, dude, I can't get a heads-up?
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A heads-up about what?
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We've sat next to each other for how long?
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Owen.
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Okay, if we can move on,
that would be really great.
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Yeah, we're good.
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Good. Because we're all adults
here. It's really no big deal.
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Yeah, I just hope it won't
impact our company culture
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of fairness and that heterosexuals
won't be discriminated against.
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Of course, Meredith. Um, absolutely.
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I think Owen was really
pissed I didn't tell him.
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Well, maybe he's just upset
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that his friend is sleeping with his boss.
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Do you know that Meredith
marched straight to HR
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after our meeting?
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Oh my god. You don't think they
could actually fire us, do you?
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What? No.
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But there will be some whisperings
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and there may be some bitchy comments
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written on the toilet walls.
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Well, whatever.
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The gay genie is out of
the gay fucking bottle.
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Yes, it is.
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It'll just take some people a
little time to get used to it.
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Do you think your sister
will ever get used to it?
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Well, Megan thinks that I destroyed
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the most perfect relationship
in the entire world, so no.
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- But, whatever.
- Mm-hm.
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I'm glad that it's out
in the public, you know?
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- It makes it more real.
- Mm.
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This isn't some weird,
secret thing anymore.
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It's something we can be proud of.
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Well, I am, 100%.
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Well, you should be,
'cause I'm a fucking catch.
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- Are you?
- Yeah.
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Especially in this sweater.
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So, it's, you know, it looks
a little messy right now,
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but it's gonna be great, I think.
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Yeah. Absolutely.
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I know I rushed into it, and I didn't
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wait for the money to come through.
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Yeah, well, I told him
not to rush it, you know?
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And I quit my job and
maxed out my credit cards,
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and I'll probably end up homeless.
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But... how exciting is this?
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This is so exciting.
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I mean it, too. I'm not
being sarcastic. I love it.
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This is my place, and
I can hardly believe it.
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Well, it's incredible, man.
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Cheers.
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- Cheers.
- Cheers.
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- Cheers.
- Yay.
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Cheers, queers.
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- Ew.
- Oh god.
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Apparently I need a new fridge, too.
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Yeah, you are setting the stage
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for your first one-star Yelp review. Gross.
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If you really wanna help,
you could come put in
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the water filtration
system with me tomorrow.
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Tomorrow's Vallejo.
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- Vallejo?
- Mm-hm.
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My niece is having a birthday,
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but if you wanna stay
and help, babe, it's fine.
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No, no, no. I wanna meet 'em.
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We can do the water thing later, right?
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Well, if we don't put it in tomorrow,
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then I'll have to change
a whole bunch of...
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But you know what? Don't worry about it.
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Just go. I'll call one of the guys to help.
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No. You know what? We'll come afterwards,
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after we're done, all right?
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- Seriously.
- We don't have to stay over.
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Seriously, don't worry about it.
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Look at your chicken window.
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- Look at this.
- Look at it.
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I'm so proud of you.
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I am so proud of you.
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I'm proud of me, too.
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Are you sure we're ready for this?
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Completely, yeah.
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Hurry, let's get in there.
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- Hello.
- Hi.
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Hi, hi, we're really late.
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It should be under One
Up Him, but if it's not...
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Matheson or Murray.
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Hey, did you remember to put
the new build on the iPads?
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Uh, yeah, did I? Fuck, did I?
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Did you?
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- Yeah.
- Don't do that!
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- Yes, thank you.
- Don't freak me out like that.
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You got it. Thank you so much.
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She said it was table number 10,
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next to some anime thing.
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But everything looks like an anime thing.
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Oh, there. I think it's over here.
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Whoa.
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Good costumes this year, right?
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Yeah, this is amazing.
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Oh shit. Everybody is set up except for us.
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- Excuse me.
- Sorry.
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Sorry. Sorry, boys. Can I just...
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Thank you, thank you, thank you, thanks.
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Oh my god, they've got
porn guys over there.
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Nice.
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All right, where'd you put the table clips?
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Table... Oh fuck, sorry. Really?
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All right, let me ask this guy.
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Hey, neighbor.
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Hey. Cute zip-up.
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Thank you.
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We were wondering, actually,
if you had any table clips?
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We left ours at home.
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Always be prepared, homie.
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Come on, this is GaymerX.
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- I know.
- Ryder, do we have clips?
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- Extra, ah.
- Thank you.
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Perfect.
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- Thank you, so much.
- Sure.
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So what's "Glorified"?
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It looks like a spy game.
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Well, it's not.
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"Glorified" lets you find
all the nearest glory holes.
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You can give them ratings,
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leave comments, message,
meet up with other users.
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It's like social networking
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for the orally adventurous.
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Wow.
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I thought the whole point was to not know
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who was on the other
side of the glory hole.
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No. The whole point is
to get your dick sucked
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or to suck a dick.
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- Right.
- So, "One Up Him,"
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is that a Reese Witherspoon movie?
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No.
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It's actually a... It's a matching game,
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where different kinds of
gays battle each other.
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- Different types of gays.
- Yeah.
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- Bears versus Twinks.
- Yeah.
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So, your game's about stereotypes.
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Well, no, it's more... it's more
about subverting stereotypes.
258
00:10:05,386 --> 00:10:08,270
Ah, got it. It'll be interesting to see
259
00:10:08,305 --> 00:10:11,023
what you and your brother
think "subverting" means.
260
00:10:11,058 --> 00:10:13,025
That's not my brother. That's my boyfriend.
261
00:10:13,060 --> 00:10:14,059
Really?
262
00:10:14,061 --> 00:10:15,227
You guys are like identical.
263
00:10:15,229 --> 00:10:16,895
Why don't you just jerk off in the mirror
264
00:10:16,897 --> 00:10:18,280
if you think you're so cute?
265
00:10:19,950 --> 00:10:20,983
Thanks for the clips.
266
00:10:21,035 --> 00:10:22,901
You're welcome. Welcome to GaymerX!
267
00:10:22,953 --> 00:10:24,236
- Thank you.
- Have fun.
268
00:10:24,238 --> 00:10:25,404
Thanks.
269
00:10:30,911 --> 00:10:33,045
I'm close, I'm close.
270
00:10:35,299 --> 00:10:37,749
I wanna see you cum.
271
00:10:47,678 --> 00:10:48,894
Give it to me, give me that wood.
272
00:10:48,929 --> 00:10:50,229
- Where do you want it?
- On my chest, baby.
273
00:10:50,264 --> 00:10:51,230
- You want it?
- Yeah.
274
00:10:51,265 --> 00:10:53,182
- You fucking want it?
- Yeah.
275
00:10:53,234 --> 00:10:55,767
Oh!
276
00:10:57,771 --> 00:11:00,322
Oh...
277
00:11:00,357 --> 00:11:01,740
No, it's fine.
278
00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:04,576
- Cum for me.
- Okay.
279
00:11:04,612 --> 00:11:06,361
Come on. Now you're going to cum for me.
280
00:11:07,581 --> 00:11:08,914
Cum for me, baby.
281
00:11:16,624 --> 00:11:18,423
- I'm gonna... I'm just gonna...
- Yeah.
282
00:11:18,459 --> 00:11:20,259
- I'm gonna clean this.
- Okay.
283
00:11:27,801 --> 00:11:28,967
Yeah?
284
00:11:28,969 --> 00:11:30,469
Everything okay?
285
00:11:31,689 --> 00:11:33,605
Yeah.
286
00:11:33,641 --> 00:11:35,974
You're sure?
287
00:11:36,026 --> 00:11:37,643
Totally.
288
00:11:37,695 --> 00:11:39,444
Totally, I'll be right out.
289
00:11:52,826 --> 00:11:54,326
I mean, I know it's fine.
290
00:11:54,328 --> 00:11:56,161
I know you can't get it from that,
291
00:11:56,163 --> 00:11:57,663
and even if you could, he's undetectable.
292
00:11:57,665 --> 00:12:00,249
So it's like, why am I
still in my head about it?
293
00:12:00,301 --> 00:12:03,418
Why am I the go-to on having
an AIDS meltdown friend?
294
00:12:03,470 --> 00:12:07,506
Because you're old... and wise.
295
00:12:07,508 --> 00:12:08,807
Hand me the Channellock.
296
00:12:08,842 --> 00:12:10,175
Uh, the what?
297
00:12:10,177 --> 00:12:12,344
The Channellock. It's got blue handles.
298
00:12:12,396 --> 00:12:13,395
These are pliers.
299
00:12:13,430 --> 00:12:15,097
Well, these pliers are Channellocks.
300
00:12:15,149 --> 00:12:16,348
Dom, I'm in crisis here.
301
00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:18,984
The least you could do is refer
to tools by their actual names.
302
00:12:19,019 --> 00:12:20,269
You're not in crisis, Agustin.
303
00:12:20,321 --> 00:12:22,437
You're just freaked out
because there's a possibility
304
00:12:22,489 --> 00:12:25,524
you may not be equipped to
date someone who's HIV positive.
305
00:12:25,526 --> 00:12:28,827
It's not 1994. Just... go on PrEP.
306
00:12:28,862 --> 00:12:30,495
Get over it.
307
00:12:30,531 --> 00:12:31,446
Wow, okay.
308
00:12:31,498 --> 00:12:33,448
Looks like someone got their library card.
309
00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:35,200
No, someone was just hoping his friend
310
00:12:35,252 --> 00:12:37,369
who said he'd come help
would actually help.
311
00:12:37,421 --> 00:12:38,704
But you know I'm shitty with tools.
312
00:12:38,706 --> 00:12:39,871
Why didn't you call Doris?
313
00:12:39,924 --> 00:12:43,191
She's with Malik in Vallejo.
314
00:12:43,193 --> 00:12:45,027
Oh, looks like someone's
gonna need a new hag.
315
00:12:45,029 --> 00:12:46,862
- Fuck off.
- You should try Craigslist.
316
00:12:46,914 --> 00:12:48,864
Hags love Craigslist.
317
00:12:48,866 --> 00:12:50,215
I can see it now.
318
00:12:50,267 --> 00:12:53,118
- "Castro clone seeks funny lady."
- Mm.
319
00:12:54,204 --> 00:12:55,837
"One Up Him" is a battling game,
320
00:12:55,873 --> 00:12:58,023
where you fight using gay archetypes.
321
00:12:58,058 --> 00:13:00,776
- That sounds very 2009 to me.
- Yes. No, I totally get that.
322
00:13:00,811 --> 00:13:02,644
But let me just show you
how it works, really quickly.
323
00:13:02,696 --> 00:13:03,895
You choose a category.
324
00:13:03,948 --> 00:13:05,564
So you go to fierceness, okay?
325
00:13:05,616 --> 00:13:07,282
And then you pick the one
that's the most fierce...
326
00:13:07,318 --> 00:13:08,617
so let's say, "The Furry..."
327
00:13:08,652 --> 00:13:09,818
And then you hit "Select."
328
00:13:09,870 --> 00:13:11,236
It's cool, isn't it?
329
00:13:12,406 --> 00:13:13,572
Is something supposed to be happening?
330
00:13:13,574 --> 00:13:14,790
Yeah, no, we're still debugging it.
331
00:13:14,825 --> 00:13:17,743
I just... Oh fuck, not again.
332
00:13:17,745 --> 00:13:18,910
I'm gonna go play Bro-Force.
333
00:13:18,963 --> 00:13:20,495
Okay, well, just come
back if you want to, okay?
334
00:13:20,547 --> 00:13:21,913
We're just over at this booth over here.
335
00:13:21,915 --> 00:13:24,383
You guys know... you know
how it goes with, um...
336
00:13:24,418 --> 00:13:25,784
You use two people...
337
00:13:25,819 --> 00:13:27,235
Well, that's the whole point of the game.
338
00:13:27,287 --> 00:13:29,388
- Actually like each other.
- Yeah, yeah.
339
00:13:29,423 --> 00:13:32,891
Hey, what are you guys doing here?
340
00:13:32,926 --> 00:13:34,593
- Brady is covering GaymerX.
- Yup.
341
00:13:34,595 --> 00:13:35,510
Well.
342
00:13:35,562 --> 00:13:37,312
Yeah, the last article went really well,
343
00:13:37,348 --> 00:13:39,264
so they're thinking maybe this is like
344
00:13:39,316 --> 00:13:41,817
a cover story or something.
345
00:13:41,852 --> 00:13:43,051
Isn't that rad?
346
00:13:43,087 --> 00:13:44,469
So rad.
347
00:13:44,555 --> 00:13:45,842
What about you? What are you doing here?
348
00:13:45,973 --> 00:13:49,184
What? I love video games.
349
00:13:49,236 --> 00:13:52,938
No, I... I knew this would be
amazing, so I made him come.
350
00:13:52,990 --> 00:13:54,690
Well, that's great. Welcome to GaymerX.
351
00:13:54,742 --> 00:13:57,272
- Thanks.
- So are you guys, uh...
352
00:13:57,308 --> 00:13:58,640
Working together, yeah. We actually...
353
00:13:58,642 --> 00:14:00,475
We created this app together
354
00:14:00,477 --> 00:14:02,394
and this conference
only happens once a year,
355
00:14:02,446 --> 00:14:03,645
so we thought it was really important
356
00:14:03,697 --> 00:14:05,981
to commit, and get it here, and get it out.
357
00:14:06,033 --> 00:14:06,982
Wow.
358
00:14:07,034 --> 00:14:07,983
Yeah.
359
00:14:08,035 --> 00:14:09,901
Hm.
360
00:14:09,954 --> 00:14:11,987
You... Are you guys sticking around tonight
361
00:14:12,039 --> 00:14:14,917
- for the prom after-party?
- Oh my God, yeah.
362
00:14:15,067 --> 00:14:17,908
Would you wanna grab a
bite to eat after, it could be...
363
00:14:18,609 --> 00:14:19,605
it could be like a double date.
364
00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:22,944
So you guys are dating now or...
365
00:14:23,287 --> 00:14:25,217
Us? Yeah. Oh you thought he dumped me.
366
00:14:25,252 --> 00:14:27,214
- Wel that's not exactly...
- Well that's exactly what happened.
367
00:14:27,215 --> 00:14:29,418
You dumped me and then
you took me back, which was
368
00:14:29,467 --> 00:14:32,912
awesome for me because I realized
I couldn't be without him.
369
00:14:34,091 --> 00:14:36,433
That's cool. So you guys
are like a thing now?
370
00:14:36,468 --> 00:14:39,021
- Yes, we are.
- Are we? Yeah...
371
00:14:39,073 --> 00:14:41,073
- I think, yes, we are.
- Yeah, we are a thing. Yes.
372
00:14:41,109 --> 00:14:44,860
Okay. Gamer couple
creates an app, breaks up,
373
00:14:44,912 --> 00:14:48,698
but reunites for love of
the game and each other,
374
00:14:48,750 --> 00:14:50,700
and has a massive showing at GaymerX.
375
00:14:50,702 --> 00:14:52,585
This is my fucking cover story.
376
00:14:52,620 --> 00:14:54,337
- Oh my god.
- Great.
377
00:14:55,373 --> 00:14:56,789
This is hilarious, by the way.
378
00:14:56,841 --> 00:14:59,208
I guess that makes you "Homewrecker Gay."
379
00:14:59,260 --> 00:15:00,843
That is... Oh my god, "Homewrecker gay."
380
00:15:00,878 --> 00:15:01,961
That's a really good suggestion.
381
00:15:02,013 --> 00:15:02,878
We need a suggestion box here.
382
00:15:02,930 --> 00:15:04,213
All right, who's ready
383
00:15:04,265 --> 00:15:06,265
for the big GaymerX cosplay pageant?
384
00:15:06,300 --> 00:15:10,636
This is the costume thing. I gotta...
I gotta shoot this, but... tonight.
385
00:15:10,688 --> 00:15:12,855
Okay? Get ready. We're going deep.
386
00:15:12,890 --> 00:15:15,057
- Let's go deep.
- Good for you.
387
00:15:15,109 --> 00:15:16,058
Thanks, Richie.
388
00:15:16,110 --> 00:15:18,611
Are you ready?
389
00:15:21,816 --> 00:15:23,566
- Wow.
- Okay.
390
00:15:26,621 --> 00:15:27,903
- You're a hypocrite, Patrick Murray.
- Oh, come on.
391
00:15:27,955 --> 00:15:30,239
What was I supposed to do?
Text him out of the blue,
392
00:15:30,241 --> 00:15:32,541
and be like, "BT-dubs, dating Kevin,
393
00:15:32,577 --> 00:15:34,744
"he broke up with Jon,"
smiley, winky emoticon?
394
00:15:34,796 --> 00:15:36,462
After all the shit you've been giving me?
395
00:15:36,497 --> 00:15:37,580
The hypocrisy
396
00:15:37,582 --> 00:15:39,298
does not undermine my
point that I'm trying make.
397
00:15:39,333 --> 00:15:40,299
Uh, it does a little.
398
00:15:40,334 --> 00:15:41,917
Maybe a little bit, but I still think...
399
00:15:41,919 --> 00:15:44,086
You're very cute when you're wrong.
400
00:15:47,725 --> 00:15:49,759
Okay.
401
00:15:49,761 --> 00:15:51,427
Look at this.
402
00:15:51,479 --> 00:15:53,012
We could be brothers.
403
00:15:54,766 --> 00:15:57,349
Hey, twincest,
404
00:15:57,402 --> 00:15:59,018
get a room.
405
00:15:59,070 --> 00:16:00,352
Don't worry, we already have one.
406
00:16:00,405 --> 00:16:01,570
Yeah.
407
00:16:03,775 --> 00:16:05,274
What does that mean?
408
00:16:05,326 --> 00:16:07,159
- Are you ready for this?
- Mm-hm.
409
00:16:08,780 --> 00:16:11,080
- Ta-da.
- This is nice.
410
00:16:12,917 --> 00:16:15,785
- You sneaky little puppy.
- But wait, there's more.
411
00:16:15,837 --> 00:16:16,869
- More?
- Yes.
412
00:16:16,921 --> 00:16:18,421
Follow me into the bedroom.
413
00:16:22,627 --> 00:16:23,843
I brought our suits for the prom.
414
00:16:23,878 --> 00:16:25,127
Ah, well done.
415
00:16:25,129 --> 00:16:26,462
That's my favorite tie.
416
00:16:26,514 --> 00:16:29,548
- I know.
- You must've known that.
417
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:30,800
- Flowers.
- Mm-hm.
418
00:16:30,802 --> 00:16:32,518
Patrick.
419
00:16:32,553 --> 00:16:33,469
Are you trying to redo
420
00:16:33,471 --> 00:16:35,554
some bad high school prom experience?
421
00:16:35,606 --> 00:16:38,023
Well, my prom was basically
like in "21 Jump Street"
422
00:16:38,059 --> 00:16:41,143
when that nerdy girl lit
the gym on fire, so yes.
423
00:16:41,145 --> 00:16:43,612
But now, I have a very
important question for you.
424
00:16:43,648 --> 00:16:44,897
Oh god.
425
00:16:46,717 --> 00:16:48,567
- Kevin Matheson?
- Yeah.
426
00:16:48,619 --> 00:16:52,071
Will you be my gay gamer prom date?
427
00:16:52,123 --> 00:16:54,240
- I thought you'd never ask.
- Oh!
428
00:16:57,829 --> 00:16:59,161
Hey.
429
00:17:01,499 --> 00:17:03,666
Is this your hiding spot?
430
00:17:03,668 --> 00:17:04,967
This is my work-too-frigging-much-
431
00:17:05,002 --> 00:17:06,335
and-I-need-a-break spot.
432
00:17:08,172 --> 00:17:10,339
Jesus Christ, this fucking city.
433
00:17:11,342 --> 00:17:13,676
It's 85 degrees and burning,
and then an hour later,
434
00:17:13,728 --> 00:17:16,595
it's negative 14 and freezing.
435
00:17:16,647 --> 00:17:18,013
You kinda disappeared on me.
436
00:17:19,517 --> 00:17:22,434
Yeah, Dom needed help with the new place.
437
00:17:22,487 --> 00:17:25,654
Yeah, I... I can't do this, Agustin.
438
00:17:25,690 --> 00:17:27,106
Do what?
439
00:17:27,158 --> 00:17:29,241
I've been through it too many times.
440
00:17:29,277 --> 00:17:31,694
A really well-intentioned guy
says that he's totally cool,
441
00:17:31,696 --> 00:17:33,863
and well informed, and
big surprise, he's not.
442
00:17:33,915 --> 00:17:35,531
I just can't anymore.
443
00:17:35,583 --> 00:17:36,832
Okay, that's not what's going on.
444
00:17:36,868 --> 00:17:38,100
No, do you have any idea what it's like
445
00:17:38,152 --> 00:17:41,187
to be a big poz queer in this town?
446
00:17:41,239 --> 00:17:42,905
Everyone in San Francisco
loves to talk about
447
00:17:42,940 --> 00:17:44,990
how well informed they are
and how inclusive they are.
448
00:17:45,026 --> 00:17:46,358
But, like, really, when you get down to it,
449
00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:49,195
they're just the same
self-hating, close-minded,
450
00:17:49,197 --> 00:17:50,613
racist gays that you see
451
00:17:50,665 --> 00:17:52,281
prancing on Santa Monica Boulevard in WeHo.
452
00:17:52,333 --> 00:17:54,617
Okay, okay, look.
453
00:17:54,669 --> 00:17:58,087
I got weird, okay, and I don't know why.
454
00:17:58,122 --> 00:17:59,438
It's something I gotta work on.
455
00:17:59,473 --> 00:18:00,472
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah,
456
00:18:00,525 --> 00:18:02,691
but I will work on it, okay?
457
00:18:02,727 --> 00:18:06,645
Because for whatever
reason I'm super into you.
458
00:18:08,983 --> 00:18:11,317
Now listen, go get your stuff
459
00:18:11,352 --> 00:18:13,219
because it's Kylie night at Toad Hall,
460
00:18:13,271 --> 00:18:16,622
and we're long overdue for
a shirtless dance session.
461
00:18:16,657 --> 00:18:18,123
You know we are.
462
00:18:19,961 --> 00:18:21,410
Fine.
463
00:18:25,633 --> 00:18:27,132
Wow, look at this!
464
00:18:28,586 --> 00:18:30,252
Oh, wow!
465
00:18:31,672 --> 00:18:34,256
This is already a thousand
times better than high school.
466
00:18:34,308 --> 00:18:35,891
This is crazy.
467
00:18:39,146 --> 00:18:40,896
Whoa.
468
00:18:40,932 --> 00:18:42,014
I have a question.
469
00:18:42,066 --> 00:18:43,265
Oh, yeah?
470
00:18:43,317 --> 00:18:44,767
Will you dance with me?
471
00:18:44,769 --> 00:18:47,403
Uh, no.
472
00:19:08,593 --> 00:19:11,460
Everybody loves him. Ugh!
473
00:19:13,631 --> 00:19:15,798
What else? What else?
474
00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:16,799
Kissing, right?
475
00:19:16,801 --> 00:19:18,634
Yeah, kissing, yes.
476
00:19:18,636 --> 00:19:21,971
- Look how gangster you are in that.
- This is so much fun.
477
00:19:22,023 --> 00:19:23,305
I have a lazy eye in that.
478
00:19:25,776 --> 00:19:26,859
Oh.
479
00:19:26,894 --> 00:19:28,477
I look a little chunks.
480
00:19:28,529 --> 00:19:29,528
But you look great.
481
00:19:29,563 --> 00:19:31,280
No, you don't, you look wonderful.
482
00:19:31,315 --> 00:19:38,370
♪ We're running out
of words to say ♪
483
00:19:39,275 --> 00:19:44,827
♪ And love's floating away ♪
484
00:19:44,829 --> 00:19:52,051
♪ Just say you love
me, just for today ♪
485
00:19:53,004 --> 00:19:56,372
♪ And don't give me time ♪
486
00:19:56,407 --> 00:20:00,376
♪ 'Cause that's not the same ♪
487
00:20:00,411 --> 00:20:05,381
♪ Want to feel burning flames ♪
488
00:20:05,416 --> 00:20:08,500
♪ When you say my name ♪
489
00:20:08,552 --> 00:20:13,422
♪ Want to feel passion
flow into my bones ♪
490
00:20:13,474 --> 00:20:17,493
♪ Like blood through my veins ♪
491
00:20:17,528 --> 00:20:21,613
♪ 'Cause I don't
wanna fall in love ♪
492
00:20:22,583 --> 00:20:25,034
♪ If you don't wanna try ♪
493
00:20:26,287 --> 00:20:29,672
♪ But all that I've
been thinking of ♪
494
00:20:29,690 --> 00:20:33,542
♪ Is maybe that you might ♪
495
00:20:34,295 --> 00:20:36,545
♪ And, baby, it
looks as though ♪
496
00:20:36,597 --> 00:20:43,018
♪ We're running out of words ♪
497
00:20:53,481 --> 00:20:55,698
Hey, you've reached Doris. I'm not here.
498
00:20:55,733 --> 00:20:56,899
Da-dur.
499
00:20:56,951 --> 00:21:01,870
Hey, um, I just wanted to see
how the birthday party went.
500
00:21:03,491 --> 00:21:05,374
Hope you're having fun in Vallejo,
501
00:21:05,409 --> 00:21:07,626
partying hard with all the seven-year-olds.
502
00:21:08,829 --> 00:21:10,245
Say hi to Malik for me.
503
00:21:12,416 --> 00:21:14,249
Uh, anyway, so I'm assuming
504
00:21:14,301 --> 00:21:16,969
you're not coming back, which is fine.
505
00:21:17,004 --> 00:21:21,090
Uh... Yeah, have fun.
506
00:21:33,404 --> 00:21:35,404
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Whoa.
507
00:21:35,439 --> 00:21:37,156
You okay?
508
00:21:37,191 --> 00:21:39,274
I'm so good.
509
00:21:39,276 --> 00:21:40,776
Why do you keep asking me that?
510
00:21:40,828 --> 00:21:42,528
You'll feel better if
you eat your eggs, Brady.
511
00:21:42,580 --> 00:21:44,997
You'll feel better if you
eat your eggs, Patsmith.
512
00:21:45,032 --> 00:21:47,282
I have pancakes.
513
00:21:47,284 --> 00:21:48,784
It's gonna make you fat.
514
00:21:50,921 --> 00:21:53,205
- Well.
- He's got a point.
515
00:21:53,257 --> 00:21:54,373
Really?
516
00:21:54,425 --> 00:21:55,674
Hey.
517
00:21:56,761 --> 00:21:58,961
Can you take me to the bathroom
518
00:21:58,963 --> 00:22:00,596
before I throw up?
519
00:22:00,631 --> 00:22:03,966
Uh, uh, me? No, ask Richie.
520
00:22:04,018 --> 00:22:06,885
No, no, no. Shh.
521
00:22:06,937 --> 00:22:08,687
Richie's judging me and...
522
00:22:08,722 --> 00:22:12,274
and the way you talk,
it's like Mary Poppins.
523
00:22:12,309 --> 00:22:13,859
Shit, so I want you to take me.
524
00:22:13,894 --> 00:22:16,478
I choose you, Pikachu.
525
00:22:18,482 --> 00:22:19,731
- All right, then.
- Are you sure you're okay?
526
00:22:19,784 --> 00:22:22,067
Yeah, of course. I can
take you to throw up.
527
00:22:22,119 --> 00:22:23,202
Okay, don't throw up on me.
528
00:22:23,237 --> 00:22:25,454
- Yell if you need help, okay?
- Yeah, I will.
529
00:22:25,489 --> 00:22:27,322
Ah!
530
00:22:27,324 --> 00:22:29,241
Oh my god.
531
00:22:30,711 --> 00:22:32,828
Oh boy.
532
00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:35,130
So much for that in-depth
interview, I guess.
533
00:22:37,334 --> 00:22:38,584
He's a bit of a lightweight.
534
00:22:40,221 --> 00:22:41,837
He's a good guy, though.
535
00:22:41,889 --> 00:22:43,172
I see why you like him.
536
00:22:44,675 --> 00:22:47,176
He's better when he's not wasted.
537
00:22:47,228 --> 00:22:48,477
I can relate to that.
538
00:22:53,434 --> 00:22:55,350
I was surprised to see you two together.
539
00:22:57,354 --> 00:22:58,737
Yeah, I bet.
540
00:23:00,858 --> 00:23:02,191
I thought you were pretty done with him.
541
00:23:02,193 --> 00:23:03,358
I was.
542
00:23:04,411 --> 00:23:07,029
What happened?
543
00:23:07,031 --> 00:23:08,997
Well, I went to a funeral,
544
00:23:09,033 --> 00:23:11,416
and then I got into a car accident.
545
00:23:11,452 --> 00:23:13,535
- God, are you okay?
- Yeah, no, I'm fine.
546
00:23:15,706 --> 00:23:16,755
Whose funeral was it?
547
00:23:16,790 --> 00:23:19,007
It was actually Doris'
dad, who I don't even know,
548
00:23:19,043 --> 00:23:22,427
but I completely burst into tears,
549
00:23:22,463 --> 00:23:24,046
and then when I got back...
550
00:23:25,716 --> 00:23:27,099
Kevin was standing on my doorstep,
551
00:23:27,134 --> 00:23:28,383
and he'd broken up with Jon.
552
00:23:30,354 --> 00:23:31,937
And the last time
someone stood on my stoop,
553
00:23:31,972 --> 00:23:35,445
they told me I wasn't ready, so...
554
00:23:36,005 --> 00:23:39,728
this time I just... I decided to go for it.
555
00:23:42,399 --> 00:23:44,366
- Guys.
- Yeah.
556
00:23:44,401 --> 00:23:45,567
Guess who's cool?
557
00:23:45,619 --> 00:23:47,202
- Who?
- This guy.
558
00:23:47,238 --> 00:23:49,988
Oh, yeah. No, we had...
We had a false alarm.
559
00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:52,040
Yeah, saving it.
560
00:23:52,877 --> 00:23:55,744
Saving all my vomit for you.
561
00:23:55,746 --> 00:23:56,912
Wow.
562
00:23:56,964 --> 00:24:00,465
No, I'm gonna take back all
the shit I said about you guys.
563
00:24:00,501 --> 00:24:03,051
Brady.
564
00:24:03,087 --> 00:24:04,253
We are gonna take back
565
00:24:04,255 --> 00:24:07,422
all the shit we said about you guys.
566
00:24:07,474 --> 00:24:09,808
And what kinda shit would that be?
567
00:24:09,843 --> 00:24:12,344
Patrick's not a 13-year-old girl
568
00:24:12,396 --> 00:24:15,264
who's afraid of her own vagina.
569
00:24:15,266 --> 00:24:17,766
Oh, wow!
570
00:24:17,818 --> 00:24:20,102
And the two of you together...
571
00:24:20,154 --> 00:24:22,938
that's not what's wrong with
the gay community. Trust me.
572
00:24:22,940 --> 00:24:23,939
Hm.
573
00:24:23,991 --> 00:24:25,440
He doesn't know what he's talking about.
574
00:24:25,442 --> 00:24:27,492
Really? Are you sure?
575
00:24:27,528 --> 00:24:31,196
Because he seems to have really
specific points of reference.
576
00:24:31,248 --> 00:24:34,249
Are you going to finish your pancakes?
577
00:24:34,285 --> 00:24:36,952
You know, Brady, I've never
not finished my pancakes,
578
00:24:36,954 --> 00:24:39,871
but, for you,
579
00:24:39,924 --> 00:24:41,006
get in there.
580
00:24:44,795 --> 00:24:47,796
God, I'm happy I didn't go back to Seattle.
581
00:24:47,848 --> 00:24:50,299
There's nothing but rain and granola.
582
00:24:52,519 --> 00:24:54,303
I remember the first
time I came to the Bay.
583
00:24:54,305 --> 00:24:55,554
I was at Berkeley,
584
00:24:55,606 --> 00:24:58,307
and Agustin and I went up to Indian Rock,
585
00:24:58,309 --> 00:25:02,277
and looked down, and I thought, "Yes."
586
00:25:02,313 --> 00:25:04,780
"I just wanna stay here for
as long as I can hang on."
587
00:25:04,815 --> 00:25:06,114
Hm.
588
00:25:08,319 --> 00:25:10,118
Yep, it's no good, I'm too
cold. We gotta go back inside.
589
00:25:10,154 --> 00:25:12,321
- Come on, let's go, let's go, let's go.
- Okay. All right.
590
00:25:13,824 --> 00:25:15,123
Ah!
591
00:25:15,159 --> 00:25:18,577
I cannot believe how many glory
holes there are in this area.
592
00:25:18,629 --> 00:25:20,746
I know.
593
00:25:20,798 --> 00:25:22,664
Oh my god, we just got our first review.
594
00:25:22,666 --> 00:25:23,749
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
595
00:25:23,801 --> 00:25:24,750
Well, what does it say?
596
00:25:24,802 --> 00:25:26,251
It says, "Another attempt"
597
00:25:26,303 --> 00:25:28,670
"to divide and label the gay community."
598
00:25:28,672 --> 00:25:30,339
"Bullshit. One star."
599
00:25:31,892 --> 00:25:33,642
"Bullshit"?
600
00:25:33,677 --> 00:25:36,395
Well, I guess we got to
expect things like that, right?
601
00:25:39,066 --> 00:25:40,983
Do you know what?
602
00:25:41,018 --> 00:25:42,434
Fuck that bitchy queen.
603
00:25:42,486 --> 00:25:43,852
We're not going to please everyone.
604
00:25:43,854 --> 00:25:45,354
I am proud of what we've achieved.
605
00:25:45,406 --> 00:25:47,022
Oh, my god. I love you.
606
00:25:48,909 --> 00:25:51,243
I'm... I mean I...
607
00:25:52,413 --> 00:25:53,862
Are you freakin' out a bit, now?
608
00:25:53,864 --> 00:25:55,530
A little bit. I've never said that before.
609
00:25:55,582 --> 00:25:57,165
What? Not even to your mom?
610
00:25:57,201 --> 00:25:58,950
We don't say that in my family.
611
00:26:00,254 --> 00:26:03,622
But... I do.
612
00:26:07,861 --> 00:26:09,277
I love you.
613
00:26:14,468 --> 00:26:16,368
I love you, too.
614
00:26:30,818 --> 00:26:33,602
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615
00:26:33,637 --> 00:26:36,471
♪ It's like a story of love ♪
616
00:26:36,507 --> 00:26:39,908
♪ Can you hear me? ♪
617
00:26:39,943 --> 00:26:42,744
♪ Came back only yesterday ♪
618
00:26:42,780 --> 00:26:45,113
♪ We're moving farther away ♪
619
00:26:45,983 --> 00:26:49,518
♪ Want you near me ♪
620
00:26:49,553 --> 00:26:53,588
♪ All I needed was the love you gave ♪
621
00:26:53,624 --> 00:26:57,759
♪ All I needed for another day ♪
622
00:26:57,795 --> 00:27:01,396
♪ And all I ever knew ♪
623
00:27:01,432 --> 00:27:03,532
♪ Only you ♪
624
00:27:07,271 --> 00:27:10,005
♪ This is gonna take a long time ♪
625
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:12,941
♪ And I wonder what's mine ♪
626
00:27:12,976 --> 00:27:15,977
♪ Can't take no more ♪
627
00:27:16,013 --> 00:27:18,847
♪ Wonder if you'll understand ♪
628
00:27:18,882 --> 00:27:21,383
♪ It's just the touch ♪
♪ Of your hand ♪
629
00:27:22,319 --> 00:27:25,654
♪ Behind a closed door ♪
630
00:27:25,689 --> 00:27:29,891
♪ All I needed was the love you gave ♪
631
00:27:29,927 --> 00:27:34,062
♪ All I needed for another day ♪
632
00:27:34,098 --> 00:27:37,799
♪ And all I ever knew ♪
633
00:27:37,835 --> 00:27:39,901
♪ Only you ♪
634
00:27:41,872 --> 00:27:44,539
♪ ♪