1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:04,916 - sync and corrections by Zac - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:05,370 --> 00:00:07,453 [distant bells] [gulls cawing] 3 00:00:10,925 --> 00:00:13,092 [Kevin breathing heavily] 4 00:00:32,196 --> 00:00:34,230 Your breath is terrible. 5 00:00:34,232 --> 00:00:36,115 [chuckles] 6 00:00:37,652 --> 00:00:40,903 - Go back to sleep. - Oh my god. 7 00:00:40,905 --> 00:00:42,371 Go back to sleep. 8 00:00:43,241 --> 00:00:44,457 Mmm. 9 00:01:02,927 --> 00:01:04,927 All right. 10 00:01:10,268 --> 00:01:11,484 Okay. 11 00:01:19,277 --> 00:01:21,861 Hey. 12 00:01:21,913 --> 00:01:23,329 Wake up, sleepy... 13 00:01:23,364 --> 00:01:25,448 Shit! Oh my god! 14 00:01:25,500 --> 00:01:28,117 Ow. Just... just go back to bed. 15 00:01:28,119 --> 00:01:29,285 Is it another earthquake? 16 00:01:29,287 --> 00:01:31,587 No no, me and my stupid butterfingers. 17 00:01:31,622 --> 00:01:33,172 [mutters] 18 00:01:33,207 --> 00:01:35,124 Are you making me breakfast in bed, Patrick Murray? 19 00:01:35,126 --> 00:01:36,959 Yeah, I was trying to, yeah. 20 00:01:37,011 --> 00:01:38,878 Just leave it. Don't cut yourself. 21 00:01:38,930 --> 00:01:41,547 Ugh, I even made a special trip to get goji berries. 22 00:01:41,599 --> 00:01:43,516 Patrick, please come on. We'll tidy that up later. 23 00:01:43,551 --> 00:01:44,967 Just come back to bed. 24 00:01:45,019 --> 00:01:48,387 [sighs] Okay. Oh god. 25 00:01:48,439 --> 00:01:49,855 That's so sweet. 26 00:01:51,275 --> 00:01:55,611 Oh god, I got granola on my feet. [laughs] 27 00:01:55,646 --> 00:01:59,115 Don't need breakfast in bed. You in bed is enough. 28 00:01:59,150 --> 00:02:00,316 Mm-hm. 29 00:02:03,287 --> 00:02:04,820 - Minty fresh. - Of course. 30 00:02:04,822 --> 00:02:07,373 Mm. 31 00:02:07,408 --> 00:02:10,493 [laughs] You're really excited about tomorrow. 32 00:02:10,495 --> 00:02:13,329 I am. I am. 33 00:02:13,381 --> 00:02:14,797 Do you think that that fantasy bisexual 34 00:02:14,832 --> 00:02:17,133 goth princess from Austin will be there? 35 00:02:17,168 --> 00:02:19,251 She's at every GaymerX, and she always has the coolest stuff. 36 00:02:19,303 --> 00:02:20,669 - Does she? - Yeah, the best. 37 00:02:20,721 --> 00:02:23,055 But will she have otters battling banjee boys? 38 00:02:23,091 --> 00:02:25,758 - That's the thing. - I hope not. 39 00:02:25,810 --> 00:02:27,143 Well, if she does, we're screwed. 40 00:02:27,178 --> 00:02:29,478 No, are you kidding? We're so going to be the hit of the conference. 41 00:02:29,514 --> 00:02:31,730 - You think so? - Yeah. 42 00:02:31,766 --> 00:02:33,482 We're taking gay-related apps to the next level. 43 00:02:33,518 --> 00:02:35,184 I'm seeing like the cover of "Time" magazine. 44 00:02:35,186 --> 00:02:38,521 [laughs] That's if it actually works. 45 00:02:38,573 --> 00:02:40,689 I don't even think it can stand alone as it is. 46 00:02:40,691 --> 00:02:43,109 I hate putting something out in the world that isn't perfect. 47 00:02:43,161 --> 00:02:44,360 Well, it's close enough, okay, 48 00:02:44,362 --> 00:02:46,996 and I'm not waiting another year for this to come around. 49 00:02:47,031 --> 00:02:48,164 We're doing it. 50 00:02:49,534 --> 00:02:52,701 Okay. Well, I'm excited as well. 51 00:02:54,839 --> 00:02:57,206 Clearly, yeah, you're excited. 52 00:02:57,258 --> 00:03:00,342 [radio playing music] 53 00:03:00,378 --> 00:03:02,928 Do you, uh, ever wear pants? 54 00:03:02,964 --> 00:03:03,879 How long are you staying here again? 55 00:03:03,931 --> 00:03:07,616 [laughs] Oh, are you tired of me already? 56 00:03:07,652 --> 00:03:09,869 Oh, I'm this close to calling INS. [laughs] 57 00:03:09,904 --> 00:03:11,487 Morning. 58 00:03:11,539 --> 00:03:12,705 Wow. 59 00:03:12,740 --> 00:03:15,574 Okay, two weeks, you guys are now sharing clothes, huh? 60 00:03:15,626 --> 00:03:16,575 What? It's cute, 61 00:03:16,577 --> 00:03:19,078 and I haven't done my laundry in weeks. 62 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:20,880 Yeah, it's a choice. 63 00:03:20,915 --> 00:03:24,333 What? If it looks stupid, I'm gonna change it. 64 00:03:24,385 --> 00:03:25,918 It's fine. 65 00:03:25,920 --> 00:03:27,169 Fine? 66 00:03:27,221 --> 00:03:28,838 What does that mean? 67 00:03:28,890 --> 00:03:29,922 Okay, this is that moment 68 00:03:29,974 --> 00:03:31,824 when Daddy's about to hit Mommy at the dinner table, 69 00:03:31,876 --> 00:03:34,827 so I'm gonna go ahead and excuse myself. 70 00:03:34,879 --> 00:03:36,078 The whole point of having a boyfriend 71 00:03:36,130 --> 00:03:37,463 who's the same size as you is 72 00:03:37,498 --> 00:03:38,914 so you can double your wardrobe. 73 00:03:38,916 --> 00:03:40,766 I wear that to work a lot. 74 00:03:40,818 --> 00:03:43,269 Oh, come on. We work at MDG, not Vogue. 75 00:03:43,321 --> 00:03:45,905 This isn't the "Devil Wears Dog" shirt. 76 00:03:45,940 --> 00:03:48,440 Patrick, we talked about doing this a certain way. 77 00:03:48,493 --> 00:03:50,743 Doing what? 78 00:03:50,778 --> 00:03:53,496 First we tell people that I've broken up with Jon, 79 00:03:53,531 --> 00:03:56,248 and then we allow a courtesy gap. 80 00:03:56,284 --> 00:03:58,667 Oh god, the courtesy gap was a real thing? 81 00:03:58,703 --> 00:04:00,119 Um, yeah. 82 00:04:00,121 --> 00:04:01,420 When Brad broke up with Jennifer, 83 00:04:01,455 --> 00:04:02,454 he didn't want people to know 84 00:04:02,507 --> 00:04:04,256 he was fucking Angelina straightaway. 85 00:04:04,292 --> 00:04:05,241 There was a courtesy gap. 86 00:04:05,276 --> 00:04:07,443 All right, well, I was always Team Jen, so. 87 00:04:07,445 --> 00:04:10,129 Oh god, you don't think people are gonna be Team Jon, do you? 88 00:04:10,131 --> 00:04:11,697 I'm just trying to be sensitive about this. 89 00:04:11,749 --> 00:04:12,748 And I totally get that, 90 00:04:12,783 --> 00:04:15,251 but didn't we also talk about taking baby steps? 91 00:04:15,286 --> 00:04:16,952 I mean, so far we've just been cloistered 92 00:04:17,004 --> 00:04:18,954 in my room like gay nuns. 93 00:04:18,956 --> 00:04:22,508 Gay nuns who have a lot of sex and eat a lot of pizza. 94 00:04:22,543 --> 00:04:24,293 That's very true, but... 95 00:04:24,295 --> 00:04:26,795 that doesn't feel like moving forward. 96 00:04:26,847 --> 00:04:29,131 Right? 97 00:04:29,183 --> 00:04:30,950 - We've established a tension that... - Doesn't have a payoff. 98 00:04:30,985 --> 00:04:33,202 So we've found that we lose most users at this point... 99 00:04:33,237 --> 00:04:34,703 Because the gameplay falters here. 100 00:04:34,739 --> 00:04:35,654 You guys have got to stop 101 00:04:35,706 --> 00:04:37,156 finishing each other's sentences. 102 00:04:37,208 --> 00:04:38,207 It's called teamwork, Owen. 103 00:04:38,242 --> 00:04:40,543 Isn't it fun to be on a great team? 104 00:04:40,578 --> 00:04:42,545 I mean I guess, but I... I think it's a little weird 105 00:04:42,580 --> 00:04:44,079 that you guys even buy the same sweater. 106 00:04:44,131 --> 00:04:45,965 - Right? - Yeah. 107 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,583 I didn't buy this sweater. 108 00:04:47,635 --> 00:04:48,918 No. 109 00:04:50,171 --> 00:04:52,588 That is my sweater. 110 00:04:52,673 --> 00:04:53,839 Yeah, he said I could borrow it 111 00:04:53,841 --> 00:04:55,724 as long as I promised not to spill anything on it. 112 00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:57,226 Yeah, Butterfingers here spilled goji berries 113 00:04:57,261 --> 00:04:59,144 and yogurt all over his floor this morning. 114 00:05:00,398 --> 00:05:01,564 Wait. Why were you at his house 115 00:05:01,599 --> 00:05:02,848 so early in the morning? 116 00:05:02,900 --> 00:05:04,733 Because he... he stayed over. 117 00:05:05,770 --> 00:05:07,436 Li... like in your bed? 118 00:05:07,488 --> 00:05:08,654 Yeah. 119 00:05:11,359 --> 00:05:14,243 Because you guys are a thing now? 120 00:05:14,278 --> 00:05:17,279 Um, yeah, that's one way of putting it. 121 00:05:17,331 --> 00:05:19,949 Uh, so Jon's totally out of the picture now? 122 00:05:20,001 --> 00:05:21,734 Because he was supposed to work on my sciatica. 123 00:05:21,769 --> 00:05:23,185 Hey, dude, I can't get a heads-up? 124 00:05:23,187 --> 00:05:24,920 A heads-up about what? 125 00:05:24,956 --> 00:05:26,288 We've sat next to each other for how long? 126 00:05:26,340 --> 00:05:27,923 Owen. 127 00:05:27,959 --> 00:05:31,543 Okay, if we can move on, that would be really great. 128 00:05:31,596 --> 00:05:32,878 Yeah, we're good. 129 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:34,797 Good. Because we're all adults here. It's really no big deal. 130 00:05:34,849 --> 00:05:37,016 Yeah, I just hope it won't impact our company culture 131 00:05:37,051 --> 00:05:40,936 of fairness and that heterosexuals won't be discriminated against. 132 00:05:42,273 --> 00:05:44,890 Of course, Meredith. Um, absolutely. 133 00:05:44,892 --> 00:05:46,959 I think Owen was really pissed I didn't tell him. 134 00:05:47,011 --> 00:05:47,926 Well, maybe he's just upset 135 00:05:47,962 --> 00:05:50,129 that his friend is sleeping with his boss. 136 00:05:50,181 --> 00:05:51,880 [laughter] 137 00:05:51,932 --> 00:05:54,466 Do you know that Meredith marched straight to HR 138 00:05:54,518 --> 00:05:55,718 after our meeting? 139 00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:58,270 Oh my god. You don't think they could actually fire us, do you? 140 00:05:58,306 --> 00:05:59,521 What? No. 141 00:05:59,557 --> 00:06:00,973 But there will be some whisperings 142 00:06:01,025 --> 00:06:02,224 and there may be some bitchy comments 143 00:06:02,226 --> 00:06:03,742 written on the toilet walls. 144 00:06:03,744 --> 00:06:05,544 Well, whatever. 145 00:06:05,579 --> 00:06:08,747 The gay genie is out of the gay fucking bottle. 146 00:06:08,749 --> 00:06:10,049 Yes, it is. 147 00:06:10,084 --> 00:06:12,718 It'll just take some people a little time to get used to it. 148 00:06:12,753 --> 00:06:15,170 Do you think your sister will ever get used to it? 149 00:06:15,222 --> 00:06:17,423 Well, Megan thinks that I destroyed 150 00:06:17,475 --> 00:06:19,925 the most perfect relationship in the entire world, so no. 151 00:06:19,977 --> 00:06:21,226 - But, whatever. - Mm-hm. 152 00:06:21,262 --> 00:06:22,761 I'm glad that it's out in the public, you know? 153 00:06:22,763 --> 00:06:24,063 - It makes it more real. - Mm. 154 00:06:24,098 --> 00:06:26,765 This isn't some weird, secret thing anymore. 155 00:06:26,767 --> 00:06:28,851 It's something we can be proud of. 156 00:06:30,555 --> 00:06:33,839 Well, I am, 100%. 157 00:06:33,841 --> 00:06:35,841 Well, you should be, 'cause I'm a fucking catch. 158 00:06:35,927 --> 00:06:37,509 - Are you? - Yeah. 159 00:06:37,511 --> 00:06:40,012 Especially in this sweater. 160 00:06:40,014 --> 00:06:42,231 So, it's, you know, it looks a little messy right now, 161 00:06:42,266 --> 00:06:43,432 but it's gonna be great, I think. 162 00:06:43,484 --> 00:06:44,650 Yeah. Absolutely. 163 00:06:44,685 --> 00:06:45,851 I know I rushed into it, and I didn't 164 00:06:45,853 --> 00:06:47,236 wait for the money to come through. 165 00:06:47,271 --> 00:06:48,854 Yeah, well, I told him not to rush it, you know? 166 00:06:48,906 --> 00:06:51,190 And I quit my job and maxed out my credit cards, 167 00:06:51,192 --> 00:06:52,775 and I'll probably end up homeless. 168 00:06:52,827 --> 00:06:55,828 But... how exciting is this? 169 00:06:55,863 --> 00:06:57,363 This is so exciting. 170 00:06:57,415 --> 00:06:59,498 I mean it, too. I'm not being sarcastic. I love it. 171 00:06:59,533 --> 00:07:04,036 This is my place, and I can hardly believe it. 172 00:07:04,088 --> 00:07:05,588 Well, it's incredible, man. 173 00:07:05,623 --> 00:07:06,705 Cheers. 174 00:07:06,707 --> 00:07:07,756 - Cheers. - Cheers. 175 00:07:07,792 --> 00:07:09,258 - Cheers. - Yay. 176 00:07:09,293 --> 00:07:10,593 Cheers, queers. 177 00:07:11,963 --> 00:07:13,012 - Ew. - Oh god. 178 00:07:13,047 --> 00:07:14,847 Apparently I need a new fridge, too. 179 00:07:14,882 --> 00:07:15,881 Yeah, you are setting the stage 180 00:07:15,883 --> 00:07:18,217 for your first one-star yelp review. Gross. 181 00:07:18,219 --> 00:07:19,885 If you really wanna help, you could come put in 182 00:07:19,887 --> 00:07:22,471 the water filtration system with me tomorrow. 183 00:07:22,523 --> 00:07:23,973 Tomorrow's Vallejo. 184 00:07:24,025 --> 00:07:24,974 - Vallejo? - Mm-hm. 185 00:07:25,026 --> 00:07:26,692 My niece is having a birthday, 186 00:07:26,727 --> 00:07:28,611 but if you wanna stay and help, babe, it's fine. 187 00:07:28,646 --> 00:07:29,979 No, no, no. I wanna meet 'em. 188 00:07:30,031 --> 00:07:31,697 We can do the water thing later, right? 189 00:07:31,732 --> 00:07:33,315 Well, if we don't put it in tomorrow, 190 00:07:33,367 --> 00:07:34,984 then I'll have to change a whole bunch of... 191 00:07:35,036 --> 00:07:36,235 But you know what? Don't worry about it. 192 00:07:36,287 --> 00:07:38,487 Just go. I'll call one of the guys to help. 193 00:07:38,539 --> 00:07:39,989 No. You know what? We'll come afterwards, 194 00:07:40,041 --> 00:07:40,990 after we're done, all right? 195 00:07:41,042 --> 00:07:42,291 - Seriously. - We don't have to stay over. 196 00:07:42,326 --> 00:07:43,742 Seriously, don't worry about it. 197 00:07:43,744 --> 00:07:45,294 Look at your chicken window. 198 00:07:45,329 --> 00:07:47,296 - Look at this. - Look at it. 199 00:07:47,331 --> 00:07:49,331 I'm so proud of you. 200 00:07:49,383 --> 00:07:50,582 I am so proud of you. 201 00:07:50,584 --> 00:07:52,051 I'm proud of me, too. 202 00:07:57,391 --> 00:08:00,175 [people chattering] [grunts] 203 00:08:00,227 --> 00:08:02,311 Are you sure we're ready for this? 204 00:08:02,346 --> 00:08:03,846 Completely, yeah. 205 00:08:04,765 --> 00:08:06,598 Hurry, let's get in there. 206 00:08:06,651 --> 00:08:07,683 - Hello. - Hi. 207 00:08:07,735 --> 00:08:08,934 Hi, hi, we're really late. 208 00:08:08,936 --> 00:08:10,819 It should be under One Up Him, but if it's not... 209 00:08:10,855 --> 00:08:12,821 Matheson or Murray. 210 00:08:12,857 --> 00:08:14,773 Hey, did you remember to put the new build on the iPads? 211 00:08:14,825 --> 00:08:16,942 Uh, yeah, did I? Fuck, did I? 212 00:08:16,944 --> 00:08:18,110 Did you? 213 00:08:18,112 --> 00:08:19,662 - Yeah. - Don't do that! 214 00:08:19,697 --> 00:08:21,196 - Yes, thank you. - Don't freak me out like that. 215 00:08:21,248 --> 00:08:22,781 You got it. Thank you so much. 216 00:08:22,783 --> 00:08:25,034 She said it was table number 10, 217 00:08:25,086 --> 00:08:26,418 next to some anime thing. 218 00:08:26,454 --> 00:08:28,537 But everything looks like an anime thing. 219 00:08:28,589 --> 00:08:29,822 Oh, there. I think it's over here. 220 00:08:30,758 --> 00:08:32,958 Whoa. 221 00:08:33,044 --> 00:08:34,510 Good costumes this year, right? 222 00:08:34,545 --> 00:08:35,844 Yeah, this is amazing. 223 00:08:35,880 --> 00:08:37,796 Oh shit. Everybody is set up except for us. 224 00:08:37,848 --> 00:08:38,831 - Excuse me. - Sorry. 225 00:08:38,866 --> 00:08:40,115 Sorry. Sorry, boys. Can I just... 226 00:08:40,117 --> 00:08:42,117 Thank you, thank you, thank you, thanks. 227 00:08:42,119 --> 00:08:46,271 Oh my god, they've got porn guys over there. 228 00:08:46,307 --> 00:08:48,140 Nice. 229 00:08:49,443 --> 00:08:51,360 All right, where'd you put the table clips? 230 00:08:51,395 --> 00:08:54,697 Table... Oh fuck, sorry. Really? 231 00:08:54,732 --> 00:08:57,282 [sighs] All right, let me ask this guy. 232 00:09:00,154 --> 00:09:01,453 Hey, neighbor. 233 00:09:01,489 --> 00:09:04,123 Hey. Cute zip-up. 234 00:09:04,158 --> 00:09:05,824 Thank you. 235 00:09:05,826 --> 00:09:08,293 We were wondering, actually, if you had any table clips? 236 00:09:08,329 --> 00:09:09,828 We left ours at home. 237 00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:11,380 Always be prepared, homie. 238 00:09:11,415 --> 00:09:13,215 Come on, this is GaymerX. 239 00:09:13,250 --> 00:09:15,334 - I know. - Ryder, do we have clips? 240 00:09:15,336 --> 00:09:16,668 - Extra, ah. - Thank you. 241 00:09:16,670 --> 00:09:18,003 Perfect. 242 00:09:18,005 --> 00:09:20,055 - Thank you, so much. - Sure. 243 00:09:20,091 --> 00:09:22,174 So what's "Glorified"? 244 00:09:22,226 --> 00:09:23,642 It looks like a spy game. 245 00:09:23,677 --> 00:09:25,094 Well, it's not. 246 00:09:25,146 --> 00:09:28,063 "Glorified" lets you find all the nearest glory holes. 247 00:09:28,099 --> 00:09:29,598 You can give them ratings, 248 00:09:29,650 --> 00:09:33,152 leave comments, message, meet up with other users. 249 00:09:33,187 --> 00:09:35,104 It's like social networking 250 00:09:35,156 --> 00:09:37,272 for the orally adventurous. 251 00:09:37,358 --> 00:09:38,524 Wow. 252 00:09:38,526 --> 00:09:39,858 I thought the whole point was to not know 253 00:09:39,910 --> 00:09:41,443 who was on the other side of the glory hole. 254 00:09:41,495 --> 00:09:43,946 No. The whole point is to get your dick sucked 255 00:09:43,998 --> 00:09:45,697 or to suck a dick. 256 00:09:45,699 --> 00:09:47,116 - Right. - So, "One Up Him," 257 00:09:47,168 --> 00:09:49,084 is that a Reese Witherspoon movie? 258 00:09:49,120 --> 00:09:50,669 [laughing] No. 259 00:09:50,704 --> 00:09:52,504 It's actually a... It's a matching game, 260 00:09:52,540 --> 00:09:55,958 where different kinds of gays battle each other. 261 00:09:56,010 --> 00:09:58,043 - Different types of gays. - Yeah. 262 00:09:58,095 --> 00:09:59,878 - Bears versus Twinks. - Yeah. 263 00:09:59,880 --> 00:10:02,631 So, your game's about stereotypes. 264 00:10:02,683 --> 00:10:05,384 Well, no, it's more... it's more about subverting stereotypes. 265 00:10:05,386 --> 00:10:08,270 Ah, got it. It'll be interesting to see 266 00:10:08,305 --> 00:10:11,023 what you and your brother think "subverting" means. 267 00:10:11,058 --> 00:10:13,025 That's not my brother. That's my boyfriend. 268 00:10:13,060 --> 00:10:14,059 Really? 269 00:10:14,061 --> 00:10:15,227 You guys are like identical. 270 00:10:15,229 --> 00:10:16,895 Why don't you just jerk off in the mirror 271 00:10:16,897 --> 00:10:18,280 if you think you're so cute? 272 00:10:19,950 --> 00:10:20,983 Thanks for the clips. 273 00:10:21,035 --> 00:10:22,901 You're welcome. Welcome to GaymerX! 274 00:10:22,953 --> 00:10:24,236 - Thank you. - Have fun. 275 00:10:24,238 --> 00:10:25,404 Thanks. 276 00:10:28,242 --> 00:10:30,909 [grunting] 277 00:10:30,911 --> 00:10:33,045 I'm close, I'm close. 278 00:10:35,299 --> 00:10:37,749 I wanna see you cum. 279 00:10:42,756 --> 00:10:44,389 [rubber snaps] 280 00:10:47,678 --> 00:10:48,894 Give it to me, give me that wood. 281 00:10:48,929 --> 00:10:50,229 - Where do you want it? - On my chest, baby. 282 00:10:50,264 --> 00:10:51,230 - You want it? - Yeah. 283 00:10:51,265 --> 00:10:53,182 - You fucking want it? - Yeah. 284 00:10:53,234 --> 00:10:55,767 [intense grunt] Oh! 285 00:10:57,771 --> 00:11:00,322 [laughs] Oh... 286 00:11:00,357 --> 00:11:01,740 No, it's fine. 287 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:04,576 - Cum for me. - Okay. 288 00:11:04,612 --> 00:11:06,361 Come on. Now you're going to cum for me. 289 00:11:07,581 --> 00:11:08,914 Cum for me, baby. 290 00:11:12,086 --> 00:11:13,585 [exasperated sigh] 291 00:11:16,624 --> 00:11:18,423 - I'm gonna... I'm just gonna... - Yeah. 292 00:11:18,459 --> 00:11:20,259 - I'm gonna clean this. - Okay. 293 00:11:25,850 --> 00:11:27,766 [knock on door] 294 00:11:27,801 --> 00:11:28,967 Yeah? 295 00:11:28,969 --> 00:11:30,469 Everything okay? 296 00:11:31,689 --> 00:11:33,605 Yeah. 297 00:11:33,641 --> 00:11:35,974 You're sure? 298 00:11:36,026 --> 00:11:37,643 Totally. 299 00:11:37,695 --> 00:11:39,444 Totally, I'll be right out. 300 00:11:44,068 --> 00:11:47,903 [sighs] 301 00:11:52,826 --> 00:11:54,326 I mean, I know it's fine. 302 00:11:54,328 --> 00:11:56,161 I know you can't get it from that, 303 00:11:56,163 --> 00:11:57,663 and even if you could, he's undetectable. 304 00:11:57,665 --> 00:12:00,249 So it's like, why am I still in my head about it? 305 00:12:00,301 --> 00:12:03,418 Why am I the go-to on having an AIDS meltdown friend? 306 00:12:03,470 --> 00:12:07,506 Because you're old... and wise. 307 00:12:07,508 --> 00:12:08,807 Hand me the Channellock. 308 00:12:08,842 --> 00:12:10,175 Uh, the what? 309 00:12:10,177 --> 00:12:12,344 The Channellock. It's got blue handles. 310 00:12:12,396 --> 00:12:13,395 These are pliers. 311 00:12:13,430 --> 00:12:15,097 Well, these pliers are Channellocks. 312 00:12:15,149 --> 00:12:16,348 Dom, I'm in crisis here. 313 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:18,984 The least you could do is refer to tools by their actual names. 314 00:12:19,019 --> 00:12:20,269 You're not in crisis, Agustin. 315 00:12:20,321 --> 00:12:22,437 You're just freaked out because there's a possibility 316 00:12:22,489 --> 00:12:25,524 you may not be equipped to date someone who's HIV positive. 317 00:12:25,526 --> 00:12:28,827 It's not 1994. Just... go on PrEP. 318 00:12:28,862 --> 00:12:30,495 Get over it. 319 00:12:30,531 --> 00:12:31,446 Wow, okay. 320 00:12:31,498 --> 00:12:33,448 Looks like someone got their library card. 321 00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:35,200 No, someone was just hoping his friend 322 00:12:35,252 --> 00:12:37,369 who said he'd come help would actually help. 323 00:12:37,421 --> 00:12:38,704 But you know I'm shitty with tools. 324 00:12:38,706 --> 00:12:39,871 Why didn't you call Doris? 325 00:12:39,924 --> 00:12:43,191 She's with Malik in Vallejo. 326 00:12:43,193 --> 00:12:45,027 Oh, looks like someone's gonna need a new hag. 327 00:12:45,029 --> 00:12:46,862 - Fuck off. - You should try Craigslist. 328 00:12:46,914 --> 00:12:48,864 Hags love Craigslist. 329 00:12:48,866 --> 00:12:50,215 I can see it now. 330 00:12:50,267 --> 00:12:53,118 - "Castro clone seeks funny lady." - Mm. 331 00:12:54,204 --> 00:12:55,837 "One Up Him" is a battling game, 332 00:12:55,873 --> 00:12:58,023 where you fight using gay archetypes. 333 00:12:58,058 --> 00:13:00,776 - That sounds very 2009 to me. - Yes. No, I totally get that. 334 00:13:00,811 --> 00:13:02,644 But let me just show you how it works, really quickly. 335 00:13:02,696 --> 00:13:03,895 You choose a category. 336 00:13:03,948 --> 00:13:05,564 So you go to fierceness, okay? [beeping] 337 00:13:05,616 --> 00:13:07,282 And then you pick the one that's the most fierce... 338 00:13:07,318 --> 00:13:08,617 so let's say, "The Furry..." [meowing] 339 00:13:08,652 --> 00:13:09,818 And then you hit "Select." 340 00:13:09,870 --> 00:13:11,236 It's cool, isn't it? 341 00:13:12,406 --> 00:13:13,572 Is something supposed to be happening? 342 00:13:13,574 --> 00:13:14,790 Yeah, no, we're still debugging it. 343 00:13:14,825 --> 00:13:17,743 I just... Oh fuck, not again. 344 00:13:17,745 --> 00:13:18,910 I'm gonna go play Bro-Force. 345 00:13:18,963 --> 00:13:20,495 Okay, well, just come back if you want to, okay? 346 00:13:20,547 --> 00:13:21,913 We're just over at this booth over here. 347 00:13:21,915 --> 00:13:24,383 You guys know... you know how it goes with, um... 348 00:13:24,418 --> 00:13:25,784 You use two people... 349 00:13:25,819 --> 00:13:27,235 Well, that's the whole point of the game. 350 00:13:27,287 --> 00:13:29,388 - Actually like each other. - Yeah, yeah. 351 00:13:29,423 --> 00:13:32,891 Hey, what are you guys doing here? 352 00:13:32,926 --> 00:13:34,593 - Brady is covering GaymerX. - Yup. 353 00:13:34,595 --> 00:13:35,510 Well. 354 00:13:35,562 --> 00:13:37,312 Yeah, the last article went really well, 355 00:13:37,348 --> 00:13:39,264 so they're thinking maybe this is like 356 00:13:39,316 --> 00:13:41,817 a cover story or something. 357 00:13:41,852 --> 00:13:43,051 Isn't that rad? 358 00:13:43,087 --> 00:13:44,469 So rad. 359 00:13:44,555 --> 00:13:45,842 What about you? What are you doing here? 360 00:13:45,973 --> 00:13:49,184 What? I love video games. [laughs] 361 00:13:49,236 --> 00:13:52,938 No, I... I knew this would be amazing, so I made him come. 362 00:13:52,990 --> 00:13:54,690 Well, that's great. Welcome to GaymerX. 363 00:13:54,742 --> 00:13:57,272 - Thanks. - So are you guys, uh... 364 00:13:57,308 --> 00:13:58,640 Working together, yeah. We actually... 365 00:13:58,642 --> 00:14:00,475 We created this app together 366 00:14:00,477 --> 00:14:02,394 and this conference only happens once a year, 367 00:14:02,446 --> 00:14:03,645 so we thought it was really important 368 00:14:03,697 --> 00:14:05,981 to commit, and get it here, and get it out. 369 00:14:06,033 --> 00:14:06,982 Wow. 370 00:14:07,034 --> 00:14:07,983 Yeah. 371 00:14:08,035 --> 00:14:09,901 Hm. 372 00:14:09,954 --> 00:14:11,987 You... Are you guys sticking around tonight 373 00:14:12,039 --> 00:14:14,917 - for the prom after-party? - Oh my God, yeah. 374 00:14:15,067 --> 00:14:17,908 Would you wanna grab a bite to eat after? It could be... 375 00:14:18,609 --> 00:14:19,605 it could be like a double date. 376 00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:22,944 So you guys are dating now or... 377 00:14:23,287 --> 00:14:25,217 Us? Yeah. Oh you thought he dumped me. 378 00:14:25,252 --> 00:14:27,214 - Wel that's not exactly... - Well that's exactly what happened. 379 00:14:27,215 --> 00:14:29,418 You dumped me and then you took me back, which was 380 00:14:29,467 --> 00:14:32,912 awesome for me because I realized I couldn't be without him. 381 00:14:34,091 --> 00:14:36,433 That's cool. So you guys are like a thing now? 382 00:14:36,468 --> 00:14:39,021 - Yes, we are. - Are we? Yeah... 383 00:14:39,073 --> 00:14:41,073 - I think, yes, we are. - Yeah, we are a thing. Yes. 384 00:14:41,109 --> 00:14:44,860 Okay. Gamer couple creates an app, breaks up, 385 00:14:44,912 --> 00:14:48,698 but reunites for love of the game and each other, 386 00:14:48,750 --> 00:14:50,700 and has a massive showing at GaymerX. 387 00:14:50,702 --> 00:14:52,585 This is my fucking cover story. 388 00:14:52,620 --> 00:14:54,337 - Oh my god. - Great. 389 00:14:55,373 --> 00:14:56,789 This is hilarious, by the way. 390 00:14:56,841 --> 00:14:59,208 I guess that makes you "Homewrecker Gay." 391 00:14:59,260 --> 00:15:00,843 That is... Oh my god, "Homewrecker gay." 392 00:15:00,878 --> 00:15:01,961 That's a really good suggestion. 393 00:15:02,013 --> 00:15:02,878 We need a suggestion box here. 394 00:15:02,930 --> 00:15:04,213 All right, who's ready 395 00:15:04,265 --> 00:15:06,265 for the big GaymerX cosplay pageant? 396 00:15:06,300 --> 00:15:10,636 This is the costume thing. I gotta... I gotta shoot this, but... tonight. 397 00:15:10,688 --> 00:15:12,855 Okay? Get ready. We're going deep. 398 00:15:12,890 --> 00:15:15,057 - Let's go deep. - Good for you. 399 00:15:15,109 --> 00:15:16,058 Thanks, Richie. 400 00:15:16,110 --> 00:15:18,611 [crowd cheering] Are you ready? 401 00:15:18,646 --> 00:15:20,813 [continues speaking indistinctly] 402 00:15:21,816 --> 00:15:23,566 - Wow. - Okay. 403 00:15:26,621 --> 00:15:27,903 - You're a hypocrite, Patrick Murray. - Oh, come on. 404 00:15:27,955 --> 00:15:30,239 What was I supposed to do? Text him out of the blue, 405 00:15:30,241 --> 00:15:32,541 and be like, "BT-dubs, dating Kevin, 406 00:15:32,577 --> 00:15:34,744 "he broke up with Jon," smiley, winky emoticon? 407 00:15:34,796 --> 00:15:36,462 After all the shit you've been giving me? 408 00:15:36,497 --> 00:15:37,580 The hypocrisy 409 00:15:37,582 --> 00:15:39,298 does not undermine my point that I'm trying make. 410 00:15:39,333 --> 00:15:40,299 Uh, it does a little. 411 00:15:40,334 --> 00:15:41,917 Maybe a little bit, but I still think... 412 00:15:41,919 --> 00:15:44,086 You're very cute when you're wrong. 413 00:15:44,088 --> 00:15:46,372 [sighs] 414 00:15:47,725 --> 00:15:49,759 Okay. 415 00:15:49,761 --> 00:15:51,427 Look at this. 416 00:15:51,479 --> 00:15:53,012 We could be brothers. 417 00:15:54,766 --> 00:15:57,349 Hey, twincest, 418 00:15:57,402 --> 00:15:59,018 get a room. 419 00:15:59,070 --> 00:16:00,352 Don't worry, we already have one. 420 00:16:00,405 --> 00:16:01,570 Yeah. 421 00:16:03,775 --> 00:16:05,274 What does that mean? 422 00:16:05,326 --> 00:16:07,159 - Are you ready for this? - Mm-hm. 423 00:16:08,780 --> 00:16:11,080 - Ta-da. - This is nice. 424 00:16:12,917 --> 00:16:15,785 - You sneaky little puppy. - But wait, there's more. 425 00:16:15,837 --> 00:16:16,869 - More? - Yes. 426 00:16:16,921 --> 00:16:18,421 Follow me into the bedroom. 427 00:16:18,456 --> 00:16:19,955 [chuckles] 428 00:16:22,627 --> 00:16:23,843 I brought our suits for the prom. 429 00:16:23,878 --> 00:16:25,127 Ah, well done. 430 00:16:25,129 --> 00:16:26,462 That's my favorite tie. 431 00:16:26,514 --> 00:16:29,548 - I know. - You must've known that. 432 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:30,800 - Flowers. - Mm-hm. 433 00:16:30,802 --> 00:16:32,518 Patrick. 434 00:16:32,553 --> 00:16:33,469 Are you trying to redo 435 00:16:33,471 --> 00:16:35,554 some bad high school prom experience? 436 00:16:35,606 --> 00:16:38,023 Well, my prom was basically like in "21 Jump Street" 437 00:16:38,059 --> 00:16:41,143 when that nerdy girl lit the gym on fire, so yes. 438 00:16:41,145 --> 00:16:43,612 But now, I have a very important question for you. 439 00:16:43,648 --> 00:16:44,897 Oh god. 440 00:16:46,717 --> 00:16:48,567 - Kevin Matheson? - Yeah. 441 00:16:48,619 --> 00:16:52,071 Will you be my gay gamer prom date? 442 00:16:52,123 --> 00:16:54,240 - I thought you'd never ask. - Oh! 443 00:16:57,829 --> 00:16:59,161 Hey. 444 00:17:01,499 --> 00:17:03,666 Is this your hiding spot? 445 00:17:03,668 --> 00:17:04,967 This is my work-too-frigging-much- 446 00:17:05,002 --> 00:17:06,335 and-I-need-a-break spot. 447 00:17:08,172 --> 00:17:10,339 Jesus Christ, this fucking city. 448 00:17:11,342 --> 00:17:13,676 It's 85 degrees and burning, and then an hour later, 449 00:17:13,728 --> 00:17:16,595 it's negative 14 and freezing. 450 00:17:16,647 --> 00:17:18,013 You kinda disappeared on me. 451 00:17:19,517 --> 00:17:22,434 Yeah, Dom needed help with the new place. 452 00:17:22,487 --> 00:17:25,654 Yeah, I... I can't do this, Agustin. 453 00:17:25,690 --> 00:17:27,106 Do what? 454 00:17:27,158 --> 00:17:29,241 I've been through it too many times. 455 00:17:29,277 --> 00:17:31,694 A really well-intentioned guy says that he's totally cool, 456 00:17:31,696 --> 00:17:33,863 and well informed, and big surprise, he's not. 457 00:17:33,915 --> 00:17:35,531 I just can't anymore. 458 00:17:35,583 --> 00:17:36,832 Okay, that's not what's going on. 459 00:17:36,868 --> 00:17:38,100 No, do you have any idea what it's like 460 00:17:38,152 --> 00:17:41,187 to be a big poz queer in this town? 461 00:17:41,239 --> 00:17:42,905 Everyone in San Francisco loves to talk about 462 00:17:42,940 --> 00:17:44,990 how well informed they are and how inclusive they are. 463 00:17:45,026 --> 00:17:46,358 But, like, really, when you get down to it, 464 00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:49,195 they're just the same self-hating, close-minded, 465 00:17:49,197 --> 00:17:50,613 racist gays that you see 466 00:17:50,665 --> 00:17:52,281 prancing on Santa Monica Boulevard in WeHo. 467 00:17:52,333 --> 00:17:54,617 Okay, okay, look. 468 00:17:54,669 --> 00:17:58,087 I got weird, okay, and I don't know why. 469 00:17:58,122 --> 00:17:59,438 It's something I gotta work on. 470 00:17:59,473 --> 00:18:00,472 - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, 471 00:18:00,525 --> 00:18:02,691 but I will work on it, okay? 472 00:18:02,727 --> 00:18:06,645 Because for whatever reason I'm super into you. 473 00:18:08,983 --> 00:18:11,317 Now listen, go get your stuff 474 00:18:11,352 --> 00:18:13,219 because it's Kylie night at Toad Hall, 475 00:18:13,271 --> 00:18:16,622 and we're long overdue for a shirtless dance session. 476 00:18:16,657 --> 00:18:18,123 You know we are. 477 00:18:19,961 --> 00:18:21,410 Fine. 478 00:18:23,548 --> 00:18:25,581 [dance music playing] 479 00:18:25,633 --> 00:18:27,132 Wow, look at this! 480 00:18:28,586 --> 00:18:30,252 Oh, wow! 481 00:18:31,672 --> 00:18:34,256 This is already a thousand times better than high school. 482 00:18:34,308 --> 00:18:35,891 This is crazy. 483 00:18:39,146 --> 00:18:40,896 Whoa. 484 00:18:40,932 --> 00:18:42,014 I have a question. 485 00:18:42,066 --> 00:18:43,265 Oh, yeah? 486 00:18:43,317 --> 00:18:44,767 Will you dance with me? 487 00:18:44,769 --> 00:18:47,403 Uh, no. 488 00:18:47,438 --> 00:18:50,606 ♪ ♪ 489 00:19:03,671 --> 00:19:05,621 ♪ Ba-Ba-Ba-Baby ♪ 490 00:19:08,593 --> 00:19:11,460 Everybody loves him. Ugh! 491 00:19:11,462 --> 00:19:13,596 [laughing] ♪ 'Cause I don't want to fall in love ♪ 492 00:19:13,631 --> 00:19:15,798 What else? What else? 493 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:16,799 Kissing, right? 494 00:19:16,801 --> 00:19:18,634 Yeah, kissing, yes. 495 00:19:18,636 --> 00:19:21,971 - Look how gangster you are in that. - This is so much fun. 496 00:19:22,023 --> 00:19:23,305 I have a lazy eye in that. 497 00:19:23,307 --> 00:19:25,724 [Kevin laughs] 498 00:19:25,776 --> 00:19:26,859 Oh. 499 00:19:26,894 --> 00:19:28,477 I look a little chunks. 500 00:19:28,529 --> 00:19:29,528 But you look great. 501 00:19:29,563 --> 00:19:31,280 No, you don't, you look wonderful. 502 00:19:31,315 --> 00:19:38,370 ♪ We're running out of words to say ♪ 503 00:19:39,275 --> 00:19:44,827 ♪ And love's floating away ♪ 504 00:19:44,829 --> 00:19:52,051 ♪ Just say you love me, just for today ♪ 505 00:19:53,004 --> 00:19:56,372 ♪ And don't give me time ♪ 506 00:19:56,407 --> 00:20:00,376 ♪ 'Cause that's not the same ♪ 507 00:20:00,411 --> 00:20:05,381 ♪ Want to feel burning flames ♪ 508 00:20:05,416 --> 00:20:08,500 ♪ When you say my name ♪ 509 00:20:08,552 --> 00:20:13,422 ♪ Want to feel passion flow into my bones ♪ 510 00:20:13,474 --> 00:20:17,493 ♪ Like blood through my veins ♪ 511 00:20:17,528 --> 00:20:21,613 ♪ 'Cause I don't wanna fall in love ♪ 512 00:20:22,583 --> 00:20:25,034 ♪ If you don't wanna try ♪ 513 00:20:26,287 --> 00:20:29,672 ♪ But all that I've been thinking of ♪ 514 00:20:29,690 --> 00:20:33,542 ♪ Is maybe that you might ♪ 515 00:20:34,295 --> 00:20:36,545 ♪ And, baby, it looks as though ♪ 516 00:20:36,597 --> 00:20:43,018 ♪ We're running out of words ♪ 517 00:20:43,054 --> 00:20:46,271 [car alarm blaring] 518 00:20:49,226 --> 00:20:50,526 [alarm chirps] 519 00:20:53,481 --> 00:20:55,698 [on phone] Hey, you've reached Doris. I'm not here. 520 00:20:55,733 --> 00:20:56,899 Da-dur. [beeps] 521 00:20:56,951 --> 00:21:01,870 Hey, um, I just wanted to see how the birthday party went. 522 00:21:03,491 --> 00:21:05,374 Hope you're having fun in Vallejo, 523 00:21:05,409 --> 00:21:07,626 partying hard with all the seven-year-olds. 524 00:21:08,829 --> 00:21:10,245 Say hi to Malik for me. 525 00:21:12,416 --> 00:21:14,249 Uh, anyway, so I'm assuming 526 00:21:14,301 --> 00:21:16,969 you're not coming back, which is fine. 527 00:21:17,004 --> 00:21:21,090 Uh... Yeah, have fun. 528 00:21:33,404 --> 00:21:35,404 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - Whoa. 529 00:21:35,439 --> 00:21:37,156 You okay? 530 00:21:37,191 --> 00:21:39,274 I'm so good. 531 00:21:39,276 --> 00:21:40,776 Why do you keep asking me that? 532 00:21:40,828 --> 00:21:42,528 You'll feel better if you eat your eggs, Brady. 533 00:21:42,580 --> 00:21:44,997 You'll feel better if you eat your eggs, Patsmith. 534 00:21:45,032 --> 00:21:47,282 I have pancakes. 535 00:21:47,284 --> 00:21:48,784 It's gonna make you fat. 536 00:21:50,921 --> 00:21:53,205 - Well. - He's got a point. 537 00:21:53,257 --> 00:21:54,373 Really? 538 00:21:54,425 --> 00:21:55,674 Hey. 539 00:21:56,761 --> 00:21:58,961 Can you take me to the bathroom 540 00:21:58,963 --> 00:22:00,596 before I throw up? 541 00:22:00,631 --> 00:22:03,966 Uh, uh, me? No, ask Richie. 542 00:22:04,018 --> 00:22:06,885 No, no, no. Shh. 543 00:22:06,937 --> 00:22:08,687 Richie's judging me and... 544 00:22:08,722 --> 00:22:12,274 and the way you talk, it's like Mary Poppins. 545 00:22:12,309 --> 00:22:13,859 Shit, so I want you to take me. 546 00:22:13,894 --> 00:22:16,478 [laughter] I choose you, Pikachu. 547 00:22:18,482 --> 00:22:19,731 - All right, then. - Are you sure you're okay? 548 00:22:19,784 --> 00:22:22,067 Yeah, of course. I can take you to throw up. 549 00:22:22,119 --> 00:22:23,202 Okay, don't throw up on me. 550 00:22:23,237 --> 00:22:25,454 - Yell if you need help, okay? - Yeah, I will. 551 00:22:25,489 --> 00:22:27,322 Ah! 552 00:22:27,324 --> 00:22:29,241 Oh my god. [Laughs] 553 00:22:30,711 --> 00:22:32,828 Oh boy. 554 00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:35,130 So much for that in-depth interview, I guess. 555 00:22:37,334 --> 00:22:38,584 He's a bit of a lightweight. 556 00:22:40,221 --> 00:22:41,837 He's a good guy, though. 557 00:22:41,889 --> 00:22:43,172 I see why you like him. 558 00:22:44,675 --> 00:22:47,176 He's better when he's not wasted. 559 00:22:47,228 --> 00:22:48,477 I can relate to that. 560 00:22:53,434 --> 00:22:55,350 I was surprised to see you two together. 561 00:22:57,354 --> 00:22:58,737 Yeah, I bet. 562 00:23:00,858 --> 00:23:02,191 I thought you were pretty done with him. 563 00:23:02,193 --> 00:23:03,358 I was. 564 00:23:04,411 --> 00:23:07,029 What happened? 565 00:23:07,031 --> 00:23:08,997 Well, I went to a funeral, 566 00:23:09,033 --> 00:23:11,416 and then I got into a car accident. 567 00:23:11,452 --> 00:23:13,535 - God, are you okay? - Yeah, no, I'm fine. 568 00:23:15,706 --> 00:23:16,755 Whose funeral was it? 569 00:23:16,790 --> 00:23:19,007 It was actually Doris' dad, who I don't even know, 570 00:23:19,043 --> 00:23:22,427 but I completely burst into tears, 571 00:23:22,463 --> 00:23:24,046 and then when I got back... 572 00:23:25,716 --> 00:23:27,099 Kevin was standing on my doorstep, 573 00:23:27,134 --> 00:23:28,383 and he'd broken up with Jon. 574 00:23:30,354 --> 00:23:31,937 And the last time someone stood on my stoop, 575 00:23:31,972 --> 00:23:35,445 they told me I wasn't ready, so... 576 00:23:36,005 --> 00:23:39,728 this time I just... I decided to go for it. 577 00:23:42,399 --> 00:23:44,366 - Guys. - Yeah. 578 00:23:44,401 --> 00:23:45,567 Guess who's cool? 579 00:23:45,619 --> 00:23:47,202 - Who? - This guy. 580 00:23:47,238 --> 00:23:49,988 Oh, yeah. No, we had... We had a false alarm. 581 00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:52,040 Yeah, saving it. 582 00:23:52,877 --> 00:23:55,744 Saving all my vomit for you. [laughter] 583 00:23:55,746 --> 00:23:56,912 Wow. 584 00:23:56,964 --> 00:24:00,465 No, I'm gonna take back all the shit I said about you guys. 585 00:24:00,501 --> 00:24:03,051 [Richie coughs] Brady. 586 00:24:03,087 --> 00:24:04,253 We are gonna take back 587 00:24:04,255 --> 00:24:07,422 all the shit we said about you guys. 588 00:24:07,474 --> 00:24:09,808 And what kinda shit would that be? 589 00:24:09,843 --> 00:24:12,344 Patrick's not a 13-year-old girl 590 00:24:12,396 --> 00:24:15,264 who's afraid of her own vagina. 591 00:24:15,266 --> 00:24:17,766 Oh, wow! 592 00:24:17,818 --> 00:24:20,102 And the two of you together... 593 00:24:20,154 --> 00:24:22,938 that's not what's wrong with the gay community. Trust me. 594 00:24:22,940 --> 00:24:23,939 Hm. 595 00:24:23,991 --> 00:24:25,440 He doesn't know what he's talking about. 596 00:24:25,442 --> 00:24:27,492 Really? Are you sure? 597 00:24:27,528 --> 00:24:31,196 Because he seems to have really specific points of reference. 598 00:24:31,248 --> 00:24:34,249 Are you going to finish your pancakes? 599 00:24:34,285 --> 00:24:36,952 You know, Brady, I've never not finished my pancakes, 600 00:24:36,954 --> 00:24:39,871 but, for you, 601 00:24:39,924 --> 00:24:41,006 get in there. 602 00:24:41,041 --> 00:24:42,791 [traffic sounds] 603 00:24:44,795 --> 00:24:47,796 God, I'm happy I didn't go back to Seattle. 604 00:24:47,848 --> 00:24:50,299 There's nothing but rain and granola. 605 00:24:50,301 --> 00:24:52,467 [Patrick laughs] 606 00:24:52,519 --> 00:24:54,303 I remember the first time I came to the Bay. 607 00:24:54,305 --> 00:24:55,554 I was at Berkeley, 608 00:24:55,606 --> 00:24:58,307 and Agustin and I went up to Indian Rock, 609 00:24:58,309 --> 00:25:02,277 and looked down, and I thought, "Yes." 610 00:25:02,313 --> 00:25:04,780 "I just wanna stay here for as long as I can hang on." 611 00:25:04,815 --> 00:25:06,114 Hm. 612 00:25:08,319 --> 00:25:10,118 Yep, it's no good, I'm too cold. We gotta go back inside. 613 00:25:10,154 --> 00:25:12,321 - Come on, let's go, let's go, let's go. - Okay. All right. 614 00:25:13,824 --> 00:25:15,123 Ah! 615 00:25:15,159 --> 00:25:18,577 I cannot believe how many glory holes there are in this area. 616 00:25:18,629 --> 00:25:20,746 I know. 617 00:25:20,798 --> 00:25:22,664 Oh my god, we just got our first review. 618 00:25:22,666 --> 00:25:23,749 - Yeah? - Yeah. 619 00:25:23,801 --> 00:25:24,750 Well, what does it say? 620 00:25:24,802 --> 00:25:26,251 It says, "Another attempt" 621 00:25:26,303 --> 00:25:28,670 "to divide and label the gay community." 622 00:25:28,672 --> 00:25:30,339 "Bullshit. One star." 623 00:25:31,892 --> 00:25:33,642 "Bullshit"? 624 00:25:33,677 --> 00:25:36,395 Well, I guess we got to expect things like that, right? 625 00:25:39,066 --> 00:25:40,983 Do you know what? 626 00:25:41,018 --> 00:25:42,434 Fuck that bitchy queen. 627 00:25:42,486 --> 00:25:43,852 We're not going to please everyone. 628 00:25:43,854 --> 00:25:45,354 I am proud of what we've achieved. 629 00:25:45,406 --> 00:25:47,022 Oh, my god. I love you. 630 00:25:48,909 --> 00:25:51,243 I'm... I mean I... 631 00:25:52,413 --> 00:25:53,862 Are you freakin' out a bit, now? 632 00:25:53,864 --> 00:25:55,530 A little bit. I've never said that before. 633 00:25:55,582 --> 00:25:57,165 What? Not even to your mom? 634 00:25:57,201 --> 00:25:58,950 We don't say that in my family. 635 00:26:00,254 --> 00:26:03,622 But... I do. 636 00:26:07,861 --> 00:26:09,277 I love you. 637 00:26:14,468 --> 00:26:16,368 I love you, too. 638 00:26:27,981 --> 00:26:30,782 ♪ ♪ 639 00:26:30,818 --> 00:26:33,602 - sync and corrections by Zac - - www.addic7ed.com - 640 00:26:33,637 --> 00:26:36,471 ♪ It's like a story of love ♪ 641 00:26:36,507 --> 00:26:39,908 ♪ Can you hear me? ♪ 642 00:26:39,943 --> 00:26:42,744 ♪ Came back only yesterday ♪ 643 00:26:42,780 --> 00:26:45,113 ♪ We're moving farther away ♪ 644 00:26:45,983 --> 00:26:49,518 ♪ Want you near me ♪ 645 00:26:49,553 --> 00:26:53,588 ♪ All I needed was the love you gave ♪ 646 00:26:53,624 --> 00:26:57,759 ♪ All I needed for another day ♪ 647 00:26:57,795 --> 00:27:01,396 ♪ And all I ever knew ♪ 648 00:27:01,432 --> 00:27:03,532 ♪ Only you ♪ 649 00:27:07,271 --> 00:27:10,005 ♪ This is gonna take a long time ♪ 650 00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:12,941 ♪ And I wonder what's mine ♪ 651 00:27:12,976 --> 00:27:15,977 ♪ Can't take no more ♪ 652 00:27:16,013 --> 00:27:18,847 ♪ Wonder if you'll understand ♪ 653 00:27:18,882 --> 00:27:21,383 ♪ It's just the touch Of your hand ♪ 654 00:27:22,319 --> 00:27:25,654 ♪ Behind a closed door ♪ 655 00:27:25,689 --> 00:27:29,891 ♪ All I needed was the love you gave ♪ 656 00:27:29,927 --> 00:27:34,062 ♪ All I needed for another day ♪ 657 00:27:34,098 --> 00:27:37,799 ♪ And all I ever knew ♪ 658 00:27:37,835 --> 00:27:39,901 ♪ Only you ♪ 659 00:27:41,872 --> 00:27:44,539 ♪ ♪