1 00:00:00,656 --> 00:00:04,685 - sync and corrections by Zac - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:07,448 --> 00:00:09,565 Wow. 3 00:00:17,241 --> 00:00:19,241 What do you think? 4 00:00:19,293 --> 00:00:22,545 I think I'm going to really enjoy fucking you against this glass. 5 00:00:22,580 --> 00:00:23,712 Is that right? 6 00:00:23,748 --> 00:00:25,714 Yeah, in front of all the neighbors. 7 00:00:25,750 --> 00:00:27,750 It's always kind of been a fantasy of mine. 8 00:00:27,752 --> 00:00:29,468 A little higher up than the fantasy, but... 9 00:00:29,504 --> 00:00:32,555 Oh, okay. What, with my belly pressed up against the glass? 10 00:00:32,590 --> 00:00:33,506 Exactly. 11 00:00:33,558 --> 00:00:35,591 And those windows can take it. 12 00:00:35,593 --> 00:00:37,476 - They're double-paned. - Oh, Jesus. 13 00:00:37,512 --> 00:00:39,228 - Did you see the bathroom? - Mm-hmm. 14 00:00:39,263 --> 00:00:40,763 Those his-and-his sinks? 15 00:00:40,815 --> 00:00:42,431 - We did, we did. - Yeah. 16 00:00:42,433 --> 00:00:45,935 I'm telling you, this building is special. 17 00:00:45,937 --> 00:00:49,071 It's very social. I've moved a lot of gay couples in. 18 00:00:49,106 --> 00:00:51,323 Oh, no, this one would just be for me. 19 00:00:51,359 --> 00:00:53,442 But I will be... I'll be spending a lot of time here. 20 00:00:53,444 --> 00:00:56,445 It's just that I love my place, and it's rent-controlled. 21 00:00:56,447 --> 00:00:59,615 I don't want to pressure whomever, 22 00:00:59,667 --> 00:01:03,335 but for the area, the rent is very reasonable. 23 00:01:03,371 --> 00:01:06,121 I've already had a lot inquiries. 24 00:01:06,174 --> 00:01:09,675 Oh. Well, we have that dinner tonight... 25 00:01:09,710 --> 00:01:12,127 - Mm-hmm... - but you said there's an open house this weekend... 26 00:01:12,129 --> 00:01:13,462 Yeah, I'll take it. 27 00:01:13,514 --> 00:01:15,130 I'll take it. I love it. 28 00:01:15,183 --> 00:01:17,600 And you know, you love that window. 29 00:01:17,635 --> 00:01:21,303 Um, how soon can I sign the lease? 30 00:01:21,305 --> 00:01:24,473 You will be very happy here. 31 00:01:26,360 --> 00:01:29,361 Okay, Johnny is going to be here in two minutes 32 00:01:29,397 --> 00:01:31,030 - in a black hatchback. - Ugh. 33 00:01:31,065 --> 00:01:32,698 My mom hates it when people are late. 34 00:01:32,733 --> 00:01:34,283 - Patrick, look at me. Look at me. - Yes? 35 00:01:34,318 --> 00:01:36,785 Is there going to be any last-minute surprises at this dinner? 36 00:01:36,821 --> 00:01:38,320 - What do you mean? - Like your sister 37 00:01:38,372 --> 00:01:40,489 secretly waiting to pounce on us like some hairy spider? 38 00:01:40,491 --> 00:01:43,492 No, Megan is still very much a conscientious objector 39 00:01:43,494 --> 00:01:45,494 to all of this. She didn't even respond. 40 00:01:45,546 --> 00:01:47,830 Good, 'cause she'll probably rip my bloody head off. 41 00:01:47,832 --> 00:01:49,798 - You know she de-friended me... - Yes, I know. 42 00:01:49,834 --> 00:01:52,218 Even though it has nothing to do with her. 43 00:01:52,253 --> 00:01:53,802 It's between Jon and me. 44 00:01:53,838 --> 00:01:55,337 Well, Jon is her husband's best friend, 45 00:01:55,389 --> 00:01:57,473 and Megan is a drama queen and super judgy, 46 00:01:57,508 --> 00:01:59,892 just like my mom, so I hope you're ready for that. 47 00:01:59,927 --> 00:02:01,927 I am. 48 00:02:01,979 --> 00:02:03,729 Black hatchback. 49 00:02:03,764 --> 00:02:05,598 - Also, Kevin? - Yeah. 50 00:02:05,650 --> 00:02:09,151 Oh, Patrick, I will get your mom's name right. 51 00:02:09,186 --> 00:02:10,653 I've been practicing. 52 00:02:10,688 --> 00:02:12,738 It's "Dahna," rhymes with "banah-na." 53 00:02:12,773 --> 00:02:14,523 It's the American... "Dan-na banan-ah." 54 00:02:14,575 --> 00:02:15,908 - It's Danna-banana. - Danna-banana. 55 00:02:15,943 --> 00:02:17,743 - Danna-banana. - No, what I wanted to say was... 56 00:02:17,778 --> 00:02:19,403 - What? - I'm 30 and I'm too old to be 57 00:02:19,404 --> 00:02:21,030 having this moment, but I am. 58 00:02:21,032 --> 00:02:24,116 My mom has never met one of my boyfriends before, 59 00:02:24,168 --> 00:02:29,505 so... I appreciate this. Thank you. 60 00:02:30,758 --> 00:02:32,541 Well, I'm honored. 61 00:02:32,543 --> 00:02:35,628 And, Patrick, it's going to be absolutely fine. 62 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:38,347 I am so fucking good with moms. 63 00:02:42,687 --> 00:02:44,937 Hey, look who's gracing us with her presence. 64 00:02:44,972 --> 00:02:47,640 What are you talking about? I told you this morning I was going to come by. 65 00:02:47,692 --> 00:02:49,725 Hey, I need to talk to you, Dom. 66 00:02:49,727 --> 00:02:51,777 What's up? Oh, hey, do you want to come with me 67 00:02:51,812 --> 00:02:53,312 to pick up the paint swatches? 68 00:02:53,364 --> 00:02:55,481 Oh, fuck my life! Moment of the day. 69 00:02:55,533 --> 00:02:58,784 It turns out my Uncle Bunny is contesting the will after all. 70 00:02:58,819 --> 00:03:00,653 - What? - I know, I know. 71 00:03:00,705 --> 00:03:02,621 Crotchety old molester, man. It's unbelievable. 72 00:03:02,657 --> 00:03:04,239 - What... - He's such a fuckin' prick. 73 00:03:04,241 --> 00:03:05,407 Fuckin' asshole, man. 74 00:03:05,409 --> 00:03:07,409 - Yeah, so that means... - Oh, shit! 75 00:03:07,411 --> 00:03:09,578 It means that we're not going to have the money for a while, 76 00:03:09,580 --> 00:03:11,246 'cause the whole case has to get resolved 77 00:03:11,299 --> 00:03:12,715 and then I have access to it. 78 00:03:12,750 --> 00:03:15,334 So how... how long will that be? 79 00:03:15,386 --> 00:03:18,804 - Three or four months. - Four months? Seriously? 80 00:03:20,558 --> 00:03:22,141 My fuckin' family, man. 81 00:03:22,176 --> 00:03:24,093 Shit, man, but I'm maxed out to the brim, 82 00:03:24,145 --> 00:03:25,728 'cause I was... I was expecting that money. 83 00:03:25,763 --> 00:03:27,513 I literally have nothing left, Dore. 84 00:03:27,565 --> 00:03:29,598 I'm... I have zero cushion. 85 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:31,817 Okay, I know that. I didn't do anything. 86 00:03:31,852 --> 00:03:33,652 All right? Take it easy. It's not my fault. 87 00:03:33,688 --> 00:03:35,321 No, I'm not saying it's your fault. 88 00:03:35,356 --> 00:03:39,441 I'm just saying I'm fucked. I'm... I'm fist-fucked. 89 00:03:39,493 --> 00:03:41,610 - Jesus. - Take a little breath. 90 00:03:41,612 --> 00:03:43,112 - Take a deep breath, Dom. - Don't... 91 00:03:43,164 --> 00:03:44,613 - "Take a breath," really? - We'll be okay. 92 00:03:44,615 --> 00:03:45,914 - I just... - Just relax. 93 00:03:45,950 --> 00:03:47,416 I just ordered an industrial fryer 94 00:03:47,451 --> 00:03:49,535 and a giant fucking neon sign, so just forgive me... 95 00:03:49,587 --> 00:03:51,253 - Yeah, and I'm sorry... - ...for being a little upset. 96 00:03:51,288 --> 00:03:52,955 You're going to have to put it on hold, it looks like. 97 00:03:53,007 --> 00:03:54,707 - Well, it doesn't work that way, Dore. - Oh, it doesn't? 98 00:03:54,759 --> 00:03:56,375 - They have a whole new system? - I can't get them 99 00:03:56,427 --> 00:03:58,544 to un-neon the neon. Fuck. 100 00:03:58,596 --> 00:04:00,879 I just... I don't understand why you would 101 00:04:00,931 --> 00:04:03,682 offer me money that wasn't actually yours to offer. 102 00:04:03,718 --> 00:04:04,951 - Jesus. - Are you fucking 103 00:04:04,952 --> 00:04:06,185 kidding me right now? 104 00:04:06,220 --> 00:04:07,936 I knew this was a fucking bad idea. 105 00:04:07,972 --> 00:04:09,938 - Mmm. - Money always fucks things up. 106 00:04:09,974 --> 00:04:12,141 - Does it really? You know what? - Yeah, it does, always. 107 00:04:12,193 --> 00:04:13,308 You are unbelievable, man. 108 00:04:13,361 --> 00:04:15,194 I'm the only person in your sorry life 109 00:04:15,229 --> 00:04:16,812 that has ever tried to do anything... 110 00:04:16,814 --> 00:04:18,313 Oh, your life is so fucking great? 111 00:04:18,315 --> 00:04:20,983 Okay, my dad just died, you... 112 00:04:21,035 --> 00:04:22,818 You know... oh my God. You know what? 113 00:04:22,870 --> 00:04:24,820 Fuck you. Fuck you! 114 00:04:24,822 --> 00:04:27,373 I hope all your dreams come true. 115 00:04:33,047 --> 00:04:35,247 Taxi! Taxi! 116 00:04:36,133 --> 00:04:38,834 There she is. 117 00:04:40,838 --> 00:04:43,972 Hi, Mom. Sorry we're late. The Uber driver was a nightmare. 118 00:04:44,008 --> 00:04:45,674 Oh, that's all right. 119 00:04:45,726 --> 00:04:48,594 I've been enjoying my second pineapple royale. 120 00:04:48,646 --> 00:04:50,262 - Oh. - Hello, dear. 121 00:04:50,314 --> 00:04:52,014 - Hello. - Mom, you remember Kevin? 122 00:04:52,016 --> 00:04:53,482 Kevin, this is my mom. 123 00:04:53,517 --> 00:04:55,517 It's a pleasure to see you again, Danna-banana. 124 00:04:55,569 --> 00:04:57,936 - Ha! - My God. 125 00:04:57,988 --> 00:05:00,355 I haven't been called that in years. 126 00:05:00,357 --> 00:05:02,357 Kevin, you sit over here. 127 00:05:04,445 --> 00:05:07,329 So that's a leather daddy? 128 00:05:07,364 --> 00:05:08,530 Mm-hmm. 129 00:05:08,582 --> 00:05:11,784 And the hope is this will actually make money? 130 00:05:11,836 --> 00:05:13,585 We didn't... we didn't do it to make money, Mom. 131 00:05:13,621 --> 00:05:15,621 We just did it so we could work on something together. 132 00:05:15,673 --> 00:05:17,506 Something that was ours. 133 00:05:17,541 --> 00:05:21,510 Yeah, but we do own the app, so if it sells, 134 00:05:21,545 --> 00:05:23,462 this could be a tidy payday. 135 00:05:23,514 --> 00:05:25,547 - Well, hallelujah. - Hallelujah. 136 00:05:25,549 --> 00:05:28,684 And by the way, Patrick, there's nothing wrong with making money, 137 00:05:28,719 --> 00:05:31,053 especially if it's doing something you love, 138 00:05:31,055 --> 00:05:35,607 that fulfills you. How many people can say that? 139 00:05:35,643 --> 00:05:37,109 I can't. 140 00:05:37,144 --> 00:05:40,229 You're very lucky, both of you. 141 00:05:40,281 --> 00:05:41,864 Yeah, I agree. 142 00:05:41,899 --> 00:05:45,400 And even though the last two months 143 00:05:45,402 --> 00:05:47,653 have not been without drama... 144 00:05:47,705 --> 00:05:50,205 - So I heard. - Yep. 145 00:05:50,241 --> 00:05:55,744 Uh, well, I think I'm the luckiest man in the world to be with your son. 146 00:05:55,746 --> 00:05:59,715 Well, it's always a bumpy ride, isn't it? 147 00:06:01,418 --> 00:06:03,051 He's lovely. 148 00:06:04,472 --> 00:06:06,755 And he seems to adore you. 149 00:06:07,925 --> 00:06:10,425 Have you said "I love you" to each other yet? 150 00:06:10,427 --> 00:06:11,760 That's always a thing. 151 00:06:11,762 --> 00:06:15,230 Okay, Mom, has Dr. Sapperstein adjusted your meds or something? 152 00:06:15,266 --> 00:06:17,432 You're acting all warm and glowy. 153 00:06:17,485 --> 00:06:19,518 And that's a bad thing? 154 00:06:19,570 --> 00:06:23,939 You know how I love my Christmas shopping trips 155 00:06:23,941 --> 00:06:25,607 to San Francisco. 156 00:06:25,659 --> 00:06:29,027 And seeing Megan and Gus, and now you and Kevin, 157 00:06:29,079 --> 00:06:30,696 it makes me happy. 158 00:06:30,748 --> 00:06:33,198 How is Megan? 159 00:06:33,250 --> 00:06:36,502 Well, that's why I wanted us to chat. 160 00:06:36,537 --> 00:06:40,255 - This fight you're having... - No, she's fighting with me. 161 00:06:40,291 --> 00:06:43,292 She has been waging this cold war on me 162 00:06:43,294 --> 00:06:46,295 every since Kevin happened. 163 00:06:46,347 --> 00:06:50,048 Well, Megan has a very strict moral code. You know that. 164 00:06:50,100 --> 00:06:52,134 Come on, she cheated on her SATs. 165 00:06:52,136 --> 00:06:54,136 And I think she should want me to be happy. 166 00:06:54,138 --> 00:06:56,972 Why don't you come to the zoo with us 167 00:06:56,974 --> 00:06:58,440 and tell her that? 168 00:06:58,475 --> 00:07:01,727 The... Why are you and Megan going to the zoo? 169 00:07:01,779 --> 00:07:05,781 I'll tell her you're coming and I'll broker a rapprochement. 170 00:07:05,816 --> 00:07:07,282 Tomorrow. 171 00:07:07,318 --> 00:07:11,286 Oh, tomorrow. I... I can't do tomorrow, 172 00:07:11,322 --> 00:07:13,322 because I told Kevin I'd help him 173 00:07:13,324 --> 00:07:15,290 look for a new mattress. 174 00:07:15,326 --> 00:07:18,410 Shop early. You're going. 175 00:07:18,462 --> 00:07:21,046 Okay. 176 00:07:21,081 --> 00:07:25,667 Each side has its own remote. Zero is soft, 100 is most firm. 177 00:07:25,669 --> 00:07:28,303 - Nice. - This one likes it nice and hard. 178 00:07:29,890 --> 00:07:33,392 Okay, see what's comfortable. I'm happy to answer any questions. 179 00:07:37,147 --> 00:07:39,681 Can we leave our shoes on? I guess so. 180 00:07:39,733 --> 00:07:43,018 No, no, that's fine there. Have you got your remote? 181 00:07:43,020 --> 00:07:44,186 Yeah. Is it the same? 182 00:07:44,188 --> 00:07:45,854 Okay, yeah. Okay. 183 00:07:45,856 --> 00:07:50,192 I'm at 75. 184 00:07:50,194 --> 00:07:53,829 Uh-huh. I'm 95 and holding. 185 00:07:55,082 --> 00:07:56,832 You nerd. You love this, don't you? 186 00:07:56,867 --> 00:07:58,951 It's cool, isn't it? There's actually a bed here 187 00:07:59,003 --> 00:08:01,336 that has a zero-gravity function. 188 00:08:01,372 --> 00:08:02,871 Oh. 189 00:08:02,923 --> 00:08:06,875 Hey, you haven't reconsidered the zoo, have you? 190 00:08:06,877 --> 00:08:08,877 Fuck no. 191 00:08:08,929 --> 00:08:10,762 You go and make peace with the Gorgon, 192 00:08:10,798 --> 00:08:12,347 and then in three or four years, we'll all get together 193 00:08:12,383 --> 00:08:13,882 and have a nice laugh about it. 194 00:08:13,934 --> 00:08:16,635 Wow, three or four years? I love that you're thinking long-term. 195 00:08:16,687 --> 00:08:21,440 I wasn't so sure after you didn't ask me to move in with you. 196 00:08:21,475 --> 00:08:24,610 Well, uh... 197 00:08:24,645 --> 00:08:26,645 I wanted to ask you. 198 00:08:26,697 --> 00:08:30,732 But I wasn't too sure if you'd think it was too soon 199 00:08:30,734 --> 00:08:33,819 - or crazy. - Crazy? 200 00:08:33,871 --> 00:08:36,038 Yeah. Have you running for the hills. 201 00:08:36,073 --> 00:08:38,323 But, uh... 202 00:08:38,375 --> 00:08:42,828 I got that apartment for us. 203 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:46,915 You know, I want this bed to be our bed. 204 00:08:46,917 --> 00:08:48,717 Whenever you're ready. 205 00:08:48,752 --> 00:08:51,920 Wait. Are you saying... 206 00:08:51,922 --> 00:08:53,388 Well, if I wasn't so comfortable, 207 00:08:53,424 --> 00:08:55,223 I'd probably get down on one knee and ask you, 208 00:08:55,259 --> 00:08:58,093 "Patrick Murray, will you move in with me 209 00:08:58,095 --> 00:09:01,263 "and brush your teeth in the sink next to mine 210 00:09:01,315 --> 00:09:02,648 each morning?" 211 00:09:04,435 --> 00:09:08,603 - It's a major step, Kevin. - It is, yes. 212 00:09:08,656 --> 00:09:11,573 Ready when you are. 213 00:09:13,944 --> 00:09:16,078 It's a friggin' shelter mural, not the Museum of Art. 214 00:09:16,113 --> 00:09:17,946 It wasn't my choice to hire this dude. 215 00:09:17,948 --> 00:09:20,782 - What's good, boys? - Hey, we have ourselves 216 00:09:20,784 --> 00:09:22,367 - a bit of... - A clusterfuck 217 00:09:22,419 --> 00:09:24,119 - is what we have, okay? - Oh! 218 00:09:24,171 --> 00:09:28,040 The artist that we hired to do this refuses to work with the theme of tolerance. 219 00:09:28,092 --> 00:09:29,958 So he quit today, on a father-fucking voice-mail. 220 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:32,344 Jesus, that sucks. 221 00:09:32,379 --> 00:09:34,463 What am I gonna do? 222 00:09:34,515 --> 00:09:37,466 The donor's going to come this week to show her lady friends. 223 00:09:37,468 --> 00:09:40,469 Well, I'm going to go tell the kids to stop, all right? 224 00:09:40,471 --> 00:09:41,887 All right. 225 00:09:41,939 --> 00:09:43,305 Argh! 226 00:09:43,307 --> 00:09:45,390 - What are you guys going to do? - I don't know. 227 00:09:47,861 --> 00:09:51,613 Hey, so when you started taking Truvada, 228 00:09:51,648 --> 00:09:54,566 did you have, like, crazy side effects? 229 00:09:54,618 --> 00:09:59,204 No, just the usual. What do you mean? Why? 230 00:09:59,239 --> 00:10:01,656 I was just thinking about starting PrEP, 231 00:10:01,709 --> 00:10:05,243 but I want to make sure my body's not going to go into, like, convulsions or something. 232 00:10:05,295 --> 00:10:08,246 Don't be so telenovela all the time. 233 00:10:08,298 --> 00:10:10,332 Wait, why PrEP now, though? 234 00:10:10,384 --> 00:10:13,502 Well, you know, it's the socially-responsible 235 00:10:13,554 --> 00:10:15,637 San-Francisco-gay-man thing to do. 236 00:10:15,672 --> 00:10:17,589 Right. 237 00:10:19,426 --> 00:10:21,927 You're going to do this mural. 238 00:10:21,979 --> 00:10:23,914 - Me? No. - Yeah. 239 00:10:23,949 --> 00:10:25,397 It's for the mother-loving community. 240 00:10:25,432 --> 00:10:26,932 No. It's your duty as a homo sapien. 241 00:10:26,984 --> 00:10:28,266 No, I don't do the art thing anymore. 242 00:10:28,318 --> 00:10:29,851 Come on, here's all you've got to do, okay? 243 00:10:29,853 --> 00:10:31,686 Just, like, maybe paint some tolerance butterflies up there, 244 00:10:31,739 --> 00:10:32,988 - involve the kids somehow. - What? 245 00:10:33,023 --> 00:10:34,189 Don't make it sucky. Badda-bing, badda-boom. 246 00:10:34,241 --> 00:10:35,690 - Hero for a day! - No, I'm not going to do it. 247 00:10:35,743 --> 00:10:37,442 - Yes. - No, I don't want to. 248 00:10:37,494 --> 00:10:39,828 Listen to me, you'll be the biggest douche bag asshole right now 249 00:10:39,863 --> 00:10:41,747 if you say no to us when we're in a bind, okay? 250 00:10:41,782 --> 00:10:44,699 So please, thanks. Thank you. 251 00:10:49,706 --> 00:10:52,541 Sammi? Come here. 252 00:10:58,549 --> 00:11:01,016 Oh, let's take a picture 253 00:11:01,051 --> 00:11:03,718 with the noble bronze jaguar, shall we? 254 00:11:03,771 --> 00:11:05,137 - Definitely. - Yes. 255 00:11:05,189 --> 00:11:07,606 Paddy, will you take a photo of Mommy and me? 256 00:11:07,641 --> 00:11:09,691 Sure. 257 00:11:09,726 --> 00:11:13,612 All right. Okay, here we go. 258 00:11:13,647 --> 00:11:15,280 Say cheese. 259 00:11:15,315 --> 00:11:17,232 Cheese. 260 00:11:17,284 --> 00:11:19,401 Wait, I'm taking a video. Sorry. 261 00:11:19,403 --> 00:11:21,736 Ah, can you hurry? It's cold. I want to get Mommy a hot chocolate. 262 00:11:21,789 --> 00:11:23,905 Okay, hold on. Here we go. 263 00:11:23,907 --> 00:11:25,574 All right, here we go. 264 00:11:25,576 --> 00:11:28,243 One, two, three. 265 00:11:28,295 --> 00:11:30,378 Got it. 266 00:11:31,715 --> 00:11:32,881 Okay, yeah, I'm fine. 267 00:11:32,916 --> 00:11:34,749 No hot chocolate for me. Thanks for asking. 268 00:11:34,751 --> 00:11:37,636 Oh, aren't you guys always watching your weight? 269 00:11:37,671 --> 00:11:39,671 With your juice cleansing and your CrossFit? 270 00:11:45,062 --> 00:11:48,930 Did you want a Xanax, honey? 271 00:11:48,982 --> 00:11:51,850 'Cause I got some. 272 00:11:51,902 --> 00:11:54,820 Sammi's right, okay? The notion of tolerance, 273 00:11:54,855 --> 00:11:57,489 it's really offensive when you think about it, okay? 274 00:11:57,524 --> 00:12:00,826 I mean, is that really all these kids are supposed to strive for? 275 00:12:00,861 --> 00:12:03,528 - And the donor. - The donor? 276 00:12:03,580 --> 00:12:05,780 The donor can go fuck herself, okay? 277 00:12:05,782 --> 00:12:08,450 When she sees this, okay? She's gonna love it. 278 00:12:08,452 --> 00:12:10,702 Come on, Eddie. 279 00:12:10,754 --> 00:12:13,205 You're not going to deny this to Sammi, are you? 280 00:12:13,257 --> 00:12:16,424 Look, for the record, emotional blackmail doesn't really work on me. 281 00:12:16,460 --> 00:12:19,211 You know? But I have to say, 282 00:12:19,263 --> 00:12:22,464 it's kind of nice to see Miss Havana Nights got a soul after all. 283 00:12:22,466 --> 00:12:24,933 Oh, well, you're the one who dug it up. 284 00:12:24,968 --> 00:12:27,769 Gag me with a spoon. Oh, fuck me. 285 00:12:29,056 --> 00:12:31,973 - Wow, what are you doing here? - Hi. 286 00:12:32,008 --> 00:12:34,392 You just scouting for rent-boys, or... 287 00:12:34,428 --> 00:12:36,678 How you doin'? 288 00:12:36,730 --> 00:12:39,314 I am... I'm golden. 289 00:12:39,349 --> 00:12:41,015 - Great. - Yeah, how are you? 290 00:12:41,068 --> 00:12:43,518 I'm good. I'm really good. 291 00:12:43,570 --> 00:12:47,655 Um, I'm working, actually, 292 00:12:47,691 --> 00:12:50,492 at a shelter for the youth... for... 293 00:12:50,527 --> 00:12:52,193 for the... for homeless youth. 294 00:12:52,245 --> 00:12:54,195 Mm-hmm. 295 00:12:54,197 --> 00:12:56,364 No more art. 296 00:12:56,366 --> 00:12:59,367 I took someone's very strong suggestion. 297 00:12:59,369 --> 00:13:02,170 Is that right? 298 00:13:02,205 --> 00:13:05,707 Oh, uh, this is my friend, Eddie. 299 00:13:05,759 --> 00:13:07,709 Hi, I'm his friend, Eddie. 300 00:13:07,761 --> 00:13:09,961 - Hey, Eddie, I'm Frank. - I know who you are. 301 00:13:10,013 --> 00:13:11,546 All right. 302 00:13:11,548 --> 00:13:14,182 So what? Am I famous or... 303 00:13:14,217 --> 00:13:16,885 Something like that. 304 00:13:16,887 --> 00:13:18,603 So no more art, huh? 305 00:13:18,638 --> 00:13:20,522 Oh, no, actually this isn't me. 306 00:13:20,557 --> 00:13:23,224 Agustin has been mentoring one of the trans teens in our shelter, 307 00:13:23,276 --> 00:13:26,811 and I have to say, he's pretty amazing with them. 308 00:13:30,867 --> 00:13:34,452 Okay, so who are you and what have you done with Agustin? 309 00:13:34,488 --> 00:13:37,872 Hey, it's a new day. 310 00:13:39,543 --> 00:13:42,160 Yeah, I can see that. 311 00:13:42,212 --> 00:13:45,163 Well, I should skedaddle. 312 00:13:45,215 --> 00:13:47,332 Let's get together sometime, okay? 313 00:13:47,384 --> 00:13:49,501 Yeah, sure. 314 00:13:49,553 --> 00:13:51,419 Absolutely. 315 00:14:02,065 --> 00:14:06,067 She could make some tweaks, but it's good, right? 316 00:14:08,104 --> 00:14:10,989 Mom, I don't think you should be feeding the animals. 317 00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:15,493 Honey, these are quinoa chips from Whole Foods. 318 00:14:15,529 --> 00:14:16,945 Okay. 319 00:14:16,947 --> 00:14:20,782 And since when do you care about doing the right thing? 320 00:14:20,784 --> 00:14:23,117 Okay, let's just do this. Let's just talk about 321 00:14:23,119 --> 00:14:25,703 the proverbial elephant in the room. 322 00:14:25,755 --> 00:14:27,338 Your narcissism? 323 00:14:27,374 --> 00:14:29,457 - Megan. - Oh, Mommy, I'm kidding. 324 00:14:29,459 --> 00:14:31,709 - Patrick knows I'm kidding. - All right. 325 00:14:31,761 --> 00:14:34,712 Look, I know what the problem is, but why is it your problem? 326 00:14:34,764 --> 00:14:36,431 Why do you have any opinion about it? 327 00:14:36,466 --> 00:14:38,132 Because one, I'm a moral person. 328 00:14:38,185 --> 00:14:39,368 - Oh, really? - And because I come home 329 00:14:39,369 --> 00:14:42,854 every night after work and I see Gus sitting there 330 00:14:42,889 --> 00:14:45,473 with this sweet, lovely man who has absolutely no idea 331 00:14:45,475 --> 00:14:46,975 how or why his life imploded. 332 00:14:46,977 --> 00:14:48,860 Really, Patrick. 333 00:14:48,895 --> 00:14:51,196 Have you thought about what Jon's going through? 334 00:14:51,231 --> 00:14:52,697 Yes, I think about it all the time, 335 00:14:52,732 --> 00:14:54,699 and I feel like shit that he's upset. 336 00:14:54,734 --> 00:14:56,034 Upset? 337 00:14:56,069 --> 00:14:58,119 Look, I didn't ask Kevin to break up with Jon, okay? 338 00:14:58,154 --> 00:15:00,872 - That was his decision. - Then your boyfriend's an asshole. 339 00:15:00,907 --> 00:15:03,491 Because he wanted to leave an unhappy relationship? 340 00:15:03,493 --> 00:15:04,876 They were unhappy, Megan. Both of them. 341 00:15:04,911 --> 00:15:07,495 Okay, well, so instead of telling him that 342 00:15:07,497 --> 00:15:11,216 and trying to work through it, he just announces, "I'm leaving you"? 343 00:15:11,251 --> 00:15:13,585 I mean, who does that? Without even a conversation? 344 00:15:13,637 --> 00:15:16,888 I think Kevin thought a clean break was the best way to go about it. 345 00:15:16,923 --> 00:15:18,890 - Yeah, and you could have said no. - I... 346 00:15:18,925 --> 00:15:20,475 - You could have said no to Kevin. - I did! 347 00:15:20,510 --> 00:15:23,311 I tried to, but life is messy, okay? 348 00:15:23,346 --> 00:15:25,680 Maybe not your life down in the Peninsula, 349 00:15:25,732 --> 00:15:27,682 but you're just going to have to get over this, Megan. 350 00:15:27,734 --> 00:15:29,350 Because this is happening. I'm with Kevin 351 00:15:29,352 --> 00:15:30,568 and hopefully for a long time. 352 00:15:30,604 --> 00:15:33,187 Oh, you think so? You think you two are forever? 353 00:15:33,189 --> 00:15:38,143 I have no idea, but he... just asked me to move in with him. 354 00:15:38,278 --> 00:15:40,495 - Oh, wow! - So... 355 00:15:40,530 --> 00:15:42,447 Oh, so he's that guy. Got it. 356 00:15:42,499 --> 00:15:45,116 Why didn't you tell me that last night? 357 00:15:45,168 --> 00:15:46,918 It just happened, Mom. Just this morning. 358 00:15:46,953 --> 00:15:49,203 It's a bit fast, isn't it? 359 00:15:49,205 --> 00:15:52,290 - I haven't said yes yet. - Well, maybe you should say no. 360 00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:55,209 You're not giving up your apartment, are you? 361 00:15:55,262 --> 00:15:58,379 I... mmm... I don't know what I'm going to do yet. 362 00:15:58,431 --> 00:16:00,765 Whether or not Kevin and I move in with each other, 363 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:02,550 the point is that he's going to be around. 364 00:16:02,552 --> 00:16:04,469 And if we're going to be in each other's lives, you're... 365 00:16:04,521 --> 00:16:06,721 Don't you even think about bringing him around at Christmas. 366 00:16:06,773 --> 00:16:10,224 My God. Mom, if there was ever a time for a rah-prochement... 367 00:16:10,226 --> 00:16:14,862 Isn't it a little different when it's two men, Megan? 368 00:16:14,898 --> 00:16:16,781 Oh God, Mom. 369 00:16:16,816 --> 00:16:20,368 Oh my God, I am so sick of that double standard. 370 00:16:20,403 --> 00:16:22,704 I am so over Patrick getting away... 371 00:16:22,739 --> 00:16:24,906 getting a free pass because he's gay. 372 00:16:24,908 --> 00:16:26,240 Pardon me? 373 00:16:26,293 --> 00:16:29,744 You get to not give Mom and Dad kids, because you're gay. 374 00:16:29,796 --> 00:16:32,080 You get to live with your friends in San Francisco 375 00:16:32,082 --> 00:16:34,666 chasing your bliss and working on your video games because you're gay. 376 00:16:34,718 --> 00:16:36,968 You get to break up a relationship because you're fucking gay. 377 00:16:37,003 --> 00:16:38,670 Okay, you know what? My life is nothing like that. 378 00:16:38,722 --> 00:16:41,422 And even if it were, you would have no right to judge me or my choices 379 00:16:41,474 --> 00:16:43,091 based on the way that you and Gus live. 380 00:16:43,093 --> 00:16:45,927 You can't feed the animals, ma'am. 381 00:16:45,929 --> 00:16:48,146 They take a special savanna diet. 382 00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:50,398 It's okay, I'm done. 383 00:16:50,433 --> 00:16:52,266 Thank you. 384 00:16:52,268 --> 00:16:54,152 Me too. 385 00:17:00,110 --> 00:17:03,528 It's pronounced rapprochement. 386 00:17:03,580 --> 00:17:07,281 - Thank you. - And that wasn't it. 387 00:17:09,703 --> 00:17:11,669 Dore? 388 00:17:20,463 --> 00:17:22,964 Dore, you home? 389 00:17:22,966 --> 00:17:25,600 I brought a peace offering. 390 00:17:25,635 --> 00:17:27,185 Yeah? 391 00:17:28,438 --> 00:17:29,887 It's cake-batter flavor. 392 00:17:29,939 --> 00:17:32,140 It's the one that makes you puddle in your panties. 393 00:17:32,192 --> 00:17:34,058 Oh, I'm not really in the mood for Froyo, thanks. 394 00:17:34,110 --> 00:17:35,810 I put the pink salt, how you like. 395 00:17:35,812 --> 00:17:36,978 Yeah, no thank you. 396 00:17:37,030 --> 00:17:40,031 Come on, Dore. I'm saying I'm sorry. 397 00:17:41,317 --> 00:17:43,234 You know how I am when people try to help me. 398 00:17:43,286 --> 00:17:45,119 I turn into a fucking crazy person. 399 00:17:46,990 --> 00:17:50,241 Yeah, well, it's me, Dom. You know, it's me. 400 00:17:50,293 --> 00:17:51,876 I know. 401 00:17:51,911 --> 00:17:53,578 I know. I'm sorry. 402 00:17:53,630 --> 00:17:56,130 I am. 403 00:17:56,166 --> 00:17:59,217 Listen, you know what you started to say earlier? 404 00:17:59,252 --> 00:18:02,387 You're right. You're the only one who ever really supported me. 405 00:18:02,422 --> 00:18:04,672 Yeah, that's right. That's right. 406 00:18:04,674 --> 00:18:06,174 I have. 407 00:18:06,176 --> 00:18:10,561 I have been your person, right? I've been your person 408 00:18:10,597 --> 00:18:13,931 for the last 20 fucking years. 409 00:18:13,983 --> 00:18:16,517 And it's not... it's... it's... 410 00:18:16,569 --> 00:18:18,986 It's too much. It's not good. 411 00:18:19,022 --> 00:18:21,239 Are you jealous of Malik? 412 00:18:21,274 --> 00:18:23,741 Oh, that is fucking ridiculous. 413 00:18:23,777 --> 00:18:26,444 I encouraged the two of you to be together, so... 414 00:18:26,496 --> 00:18:29,247 You know what? 415 00:18:29,282 --> 00:18:31,249 We're both damaged. We're both damaged. 416 00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:33,584 We don't know how to be adults. 417 00:18:33,620 --> 00:18:37,755 You know, I prioritize... you over Malik. 418 00:18:37,791 --> 00:18:40,208 And when I... when I don't do that, 419 00:18:40,210 --> 00:18:41,959 I feel guilty about it. 420 00:18:42,011 --> 00:18:44,378 If this keeps going on like this, 421 00:18:44,431 --> 00:18:46,380 you know, we're going to be 70 years old, 422 00:18:46,433 --> 00:18:49,434 stuck in this apartment, still talking about fucking Froyo. 423 00:18:50,386 --> 00:18:54,188 - Where are you going? - I'm gonna stay at Malik's. 424 00:18:54,224 --> 00:18:57,391 I don't feel like I can be here right now. 425 00:18:58,945 --> 00:19:01,229 What do you mean you can't be here? 426 00:19:01,231 --> 00:19:03,281 We're a codependent mess. 427 00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:06,567 A fag and his hag. 428 00:19:14,294 --> 00:19:18,796 I would let you work this out 429 00:19:18,832 --> 00:19:21,499 in your own time, 430 00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:26,220 but I suspect you'll want to be united 431 00:19:26,256 --> 00:19:29,757 for what I'm about to tell you. 432 00:19:29,809 --> 00:19:33,177 Oh my God. Are you sick? 433 00:19:33,229 --> 00:19:34,562 Is Daddy sick? 434 00:19:34,597 --> 00:19:37,098 No, we're both fine. 435 00:19:37,150 --> 00:19:40,234 What is it then? 436 00:19:41,855 --> 00:19:44,906 The simplest version 437 00:19:44,941 --> 00:19:49,610 is that I'm thinking of leaving your father. 438 00:19:49,612 --> 00:19:52,113 - What? - What? 439 00:19:52,165 --> 00:19:53,831 What do you mean, leaving? 440 00:19:53,867 --> 00:19:55,616 Leaving as in, like, divorce? 441 00:19:55,668 --> 00:19:58,452 What happened? Why... did Daddy do something? 442 00:19:58,454 --> 00:20:01,923 No, nothing happened. Nobody did... 443 00:20:02,926 --> 00:20:05,543 Do you remember Dr. Alexander? 444 00:20:06,763 --> 00:20:09,630 His wife Julie passed away last year? 445 00:20:09,682 --> 00:20:12,633 Mrs. Alexander is dead? 446 00:20:12,635 --> 00:20:15,970 It was a very difficult time for Dennis. 447 00:20:16,022 --> 00:20:20,725 - Uh... - And I helped him through it. 448 00:20:22,312 --> 00:20:25,062 And something started. 449 00:20:25,114 --> 00:20:27,732 Not physically. 450 00:20:27,784 --> 00:20:30,401 Not yet. 451 00:20:30,453 --> 00:20:33,321 But emotionally. 452 00:20:33,323 --> 00:20:36,374 I... I don't understand, Mom. 453 00:20:36,409 --> 00:20:38,793 Are you unhappy with Dad? 454 00:20:38,828 --> 00:20:43,297 Not unhappy, but... 455 00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:48,002 yearning for something else. 456 00:20:48,054 --> 00:20:50,504 Something more. 457 00:20:54,811 --> 00:20:56,727 Can I just say 458 00:20:56,763 --> 00:21:00,932 I think it is beautiful that you were there for Dennis, 459 00:21:00,984 --> 00:21:03,935 but, like, who's going to be there for Daddy 460 00:21:03,987 --> 00:21:06,187 when you drop this bombshell on him? 461 00:21:06,239 --> 00:21:09,657 Honey, your father can take care of himself. 462 00:21:09,692 --> 00:21:11,325 Believe me. 463 00:21:11,361 --> 00:21:15,196 I have to try to honor my truth. 464 00:21:15,248 --> 00:21:17,198 Oh, God. 465 00:21:17,250 --> 00:21:20,534 What about the truth of your marriage? 466 00:21:20,536 --> 00:21:22,370 What about honoring that? 467 00:21:22,372 --> 00:21:25,456 You've been married how many months now? 468 00:21:25,508 --> 00:21:27,675 Three? 469 00:21:27,710 --> 00:21:30,211 You'll find, Megan, 470 00:21:30,263 --> 00:21:33,014 that the longer you're with someone, 471 00:21:33,049 --> 00:21:36,267 the more complicated that truth becomes. 472 00:21:36,302 --> 00:21:38,719 You... 473 00:21:38,771 --> 00:21:41,305 you can't just leave Dad, Mom. 474 00:21:44,861 --> 00:21:48,896 If someone makes me happy... 475 00:21:48,898 --> 00:21:51,065 and he wants to be with me, 476 00:21:51,067 --> 00:21:55,036 and I want to be with him, 477 00:21:55,071 --> 00:21:58,456 I shouldn't do anything? 478 00:21:58,491 --> 00:22:00,741 I should stay? 479 00:22:11,921 --> 00:22:14,362 I support you, Mom. 480 00:22:15,308 --> 00:22:17,725 Whatever you need. 481 00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:21,095 We... support you. 482 00:22:22,932 --> 00:22:24,565 Thank you. 483 00:22:42,618 --> 00:22:46,837 So it was really weird seeing Frank, huh? 484 00:22:48,041 --> 00:22:50,758 - Not really. - Please. 485 00:22:50,793 --> 00:22:54,428 He's really fucking hot, by the way. 486 00:22:54,464 --> 00:22:56,130 Okay. 487 00:22:57,633 --> 00:22:59,717 By the way, you know what else was awkward? 488 00:22:59,769 --> 00:23:02,970 That "This is my friend, Eddie" thing. 489 00:23:06,192 --> 00:23:08,559 What was awkward about that? 490 00:23:08,611 --> 00:23:11,062 I'm just your friend? 491 00:23:11,114 --> 00:23:15,149 You know, you don't get to have it both ways, Eddie. 492 00:23:15,151 --> 00:23:17,234 You said over and over that we can mess around, 493 00:23:17,286 --> 00:23:19,236 but nothing more, right? You said that. 494 00:23:19,288 --> 00:23:22,289 So what am I supposed to call you? 495 00:23:22,325 --> 00:23:25,626 Can you just admit that you saw your fucking gorgeous ex-boyfriend 496 00:23:25,661 --> 00:23:27,995 and you got a little turned up inside? 497 00:23:28,047 --> 00:23:30,214 You figured it out, Eddie. 498 00:23:30,249 --> 00:23:31,999 What? 499 00:23:32,001 --> 00:23:35,219 I'm getting really tired of having to persuade you that I'm into you. 500 00:23:35,254 --> 00:23:37,421 - Okay? - Okay, calm down. 501 00:23:39,759 --> 00:23:43,511 I've liked you since the moment that I met you, 502 00:23:43,513 --> 00:23:47,014 since we got into the river, we took all our clothes off, 503 00:23:47,016 --> 00:23:48,816 and you smiled at me. 504 00:23:50,403 --> 00:23:52,520 I do have a winning smile. 505 00:23:52,572 --> 00:23:57,241 I want to be your boyfriend. What do I have to do? 506 00:23:57,276 --> 00:23:59,777 You want me to go to the top of Twin Peaks and yell it out? 507 00:23:59,829 --> 00:24:01,445 I'll do it. 508 00:24:01,531 --> 00:24:03,831 You're not going to get me up there. 509 00:24:03,866 --> 00:24:05,499 Not in these shoes. 510 00:24:07,670 --> 00:24:09,870 I need to hear you say it. 511 00:24:14,877 --> 00:24:17,211 Agustin... 512 00:24:17,213 --> 00:24:21,715 Javier Christopher... 513 00:24:21,768 --> 00:24:25,469 Lanuez... 514 00:24:25,521 --> 00:24:27,721 Will you please be my boyfriend? 515 00:24:29,725 --> 00:24:31,692 Yeah? 516 00:24:37,233 --> 00:24:40,484 Javier and "Christober" are not my middle names. 517 00:24:40,536 --> 00:24:42,870 You sure? 518 00:24:42,905 --> 00:24:44,288 Fuck. 519 00:24:52,582 --> 00:24:54,665 These are the kind Dad likes, I think. 520 00:24:54,717 --> 00:24:57,418 Dark chocolate with mint. 521 00:24:57,420 --> 00:25:00,588 Very sweet of you to remember that. 522 00:25:05,978 --> 00:25:09,263 Honey, give Megan time. 523 00:25:09,315 --> 00:25:14,235 - She'll accept Kevin. - I hope so. 524 00:25:14,270 --> 00:25:17,822 I really love him, Mom. 525 00:25:22,245 --> 00:25:24,612 Are you disappointed in me? 526 00:25:24,664 --> 00:25:26,163 No. 527 00:25:26,199 --> 00:25:30,751 No, just... confused, I guess. 528 00:25:30,786 --> 00:25:35,005 I mean, you do... or you did 529 00:25:35,041 --> 00:25:38,209 love Dad, right? 530 00:25:38,261 --> 00:25:40,594 It wasn't all bullshit? 531 00:25:40,630 --> 00:25:42,046 What? 532 00:25:42,098 --> 00:25:45,349 The last 40 years of my life? 533 00:25:47,186 --> 00:25:51,555 I'm not proud of all the choices I've made, Patrick, 534 00:25:51,607 --> 00:25:54,775 but they were my choices. 535 00:25:54,810 --> 00:25:59,813 Not your father's, not my parents' choices. 536 00:25:59,866 --> 00:26:01,649 So no, 537 00:26:01,701 --> 00:26:05,602 it has not all been bullshit. 538 00:26:05,872 --> 00:26:11,083 You and Megan are not... excuse me... bullshit. 539 00:26:13,162 --> 00:26:15,629 What are you going to do? 540 00:26:17,333 --> 00:26:20,084 I have no fucking idea. 541 00:26:20,136 --> 00:26:21,969 Mom? 542 00:26:22,004 --> 00:26:24,138 There's my car. 543 00:26:24,173 --> 00:26:26,757 Mom? Well... 544 00:26:37,353 --> 00:26:39,320 - See you and Kevin soon. - Okay. 545 00:26:39,355 --> 00:26:40,988 - Christmas, I hope. - Yeah. 546 00:26:41,023 --> 00:26:43,991 We'll all have such a lovely time. 547 00:26:47,613 --> 00:26:48,946 I... 548 00:27:11,804 --> 00:27:13,887 - Hi. - Hey. 549 00:27:13,940 --> 00:27:16,223 I want to do this. 550 00:27:16,225 --> 00:27:18,058 I want to move in with you, 551 00:27:18,060 --> 00:27:21,729 and be with you, and spend Christmas with you here. 552 00:27:21,731 --> 00:27:24,398 Just the two of us.