1 00:00:01,083 --> 00:00:02,750 Uh-oh. Oh, oh. 2 00:00:02,818 --> 00:00:03,918 Jordan! 3 00:00:03,986 --> 00:00:05,086 Oh, nice block! 4 00:00:05,154 --> 00:00:06,632 Get out of my house, Caesar. 5 00:00:06,798 --> 00:00:08,508 More like a studio apartment, really, but-- 6 00:00:08,674 --> 00:00:09,969 Okay, okay. 7 00:00:10,135 --> 00:00:12,137 Get ready for the Patrick Kane of the roller game. 8 00:00:12,303 --> 00:00:14,562 Yeah, right, more like Joe Nut Sakic. 9 00:00:14,630 --> 00:00:16,697 Whoa. Make it. Take it. 10 00:00:16,765 --> 00:00:18,065 That doesn't count. That doesn't count. 11 00:00:18,133 --> 00:00:18,966 - What are you doing? - Fast break, 12 00:00:19,034 --> 00:00:19,967 going for it, baby. 13 00:00:20,035 --> 00:00:21,035 Fast break to what? 14 00:00:21,102 --> 00:00:22,136 DeMamp off DeMamp. 15 00:00:22,203 --> 00:00:24,038 Oh, he's picking up speed. 16 00:00:24,105 --> 00:00:25,192 Ow! 17 00:00:25,358 --> 00:00:26,277 Oh! 18 00:00:32,247 --> 00:00:34,202 I hurted my dick. 19 00:00:43,919 --> 00:00:46,214 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com 20 00:00:47,228 --> 00:00:51,264 Dude, no one can score on me. I'm a fricking brick wall. 21 00:00:51,331 --> 00:00:53,099 Seriously, you are, but you bit it 22 00:00:53,167 --> 00:00:54,763 pretty hard out there. You okay? 23 00:00:54,929 --> 00:00:59,769 Dude, no one could score on me. I'm a fricking brick wall. 24 00:00:59,935 --> 00:01:01,520 - Yeah, you just said that. - Yeah. 25 00:01:01,686 --> 00:01:03,609 Really? Oh, you know what? 26 00:01:03,677 --> 00:01:05,411 I might have another concussion. 27 00:01:05,479 --> 00:01:07,980 Stacks on stacks, right? Beer me. 28 00:01:08,048 --> 00:01:10,516 Hello, hello, everybody. 29 00:01:10,584 --> 00:01:12,951 Get ready to hit 88 miles an hour, 30 00:01:13,018 --> 00:01:15,909 'cause '80s movie trivia is about to begin! 31 00:01:16,075 --> 00:01:19,580 The table with the most correct answers wins the grand prize. 32 00:01:19,959 --> 00:01:21,593 I bet it's a Casio keyboard. 33 00:01:21,660 --> 00:01:22,627 - Oh. - That'd be good. 34 00:01:22,695 --> 00:01:23,695 Ders, you know a lot about, like, 35 00:01:23,762 --> 00:01:25,130 stupid '80s movies, right? 36 00:01:25,198 --> 00:01:26,531 - 'Cause you're so old? - Yes, I do know 37 00:01:26,599 --> 00:01:28,066 my '80s flicks like whoa, 38 00:01:28,134 --> 00:01:33,970 so consider that grand prize "on lock dizzle." 39 00:01:34,136 --> 00:01:35,762 Ders, we are your best friends. 40 00:01:35,928 --> 00:01:38,375 Never, ever say "lock dizzle" ever again. 41 00:01:38,443 --> 00:01:40,211 All right, here we go. First question: 42 00:01:40,278 --> 00:01:42,779 In this 1986 action film, 43 00:01:42,847 --> 00:01:45,272 wrestler-turned-actor Jesse Ventura, 44 00:01:45,438 --> 00:01:46,440 "ain't got time to bleed." 45 00:01:47,919 --> 00:01:49,886 Predator. And it was '87, 46 00:01:50,402 --> 00:01:53,614 you plaid shirt wearing [bleep] idiot. 47 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:55,792 "That's not a knife," that's our reigning champs 48 00:01:55,860 --> 00:01:58,862 with the first correct answer. Next question. 49 00:01:58,930 --> 00:02:01,464 In what 1983 film, starring Tom Cruise 50 00:02:01,532 --> 00:02:03,133 and Joey "Pants " Pantoliano-- 51 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:07,137 Risky Business. 52 00:02:07,204 --> 00:02:09,439 - Correct. - Yes! Yes! 53 00:02:09,507 --> 00:02:11,307 - Suck our [bleep]! - Ha ha ha! 54 00:02:11,375 --> 00:02:12,876 Sorry. Two for two. 55 00:02:12,944 --> 00:02:13,810 Next question. 56 00:02:15,046 --> 00:02:16,278 John Hughes. John Hughes. 57 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:17,512 John Cusack. 58 00:02:17,678 --> 00:02:18,472 Joan Cusack. 59 00:02:18,638 --> 00:02:20,975 Corey... Feldman? 60 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:22,476 "Aloha, Mr. Hand." 61 00:02:22,642 --> 00:02:26,022 Joseph Yoshinobu Takagi. 62 00:02:27,314 --> 00:02:28,316 The Triple Lindy. 63 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:31,160 A Chinese girl with green eyes. 64 00:02:31,776 --> 00:02:33,428 Critters. Spores, mold, and fungus. 65 00:02:33,496 --> 00:02:36,699 "Freeze, you diseased rhinoceros pizzle." 66 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:39,734 All right, that is it. Game over. 67 00:02:39,802 --> 00:02:40,935 - Yes! Whoo! - The reigning champs 68 00:02:41,003 --> 00:02:42,671 have been dethroned by-- 69 00:02:42,954 --> 00:02:45,440 Shut up. Shut up real quick. What's the grand prize? 70 00:02:46,041 --> 00:02:49,344 The board game that inspired the classic '80s movie, Clue. 71 00:02:49,412 --> 00:02:51,012 - Oh, hell yeah, dude, sweet. - Clue. Dude, dope. 72 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:53,014 Clue, a board game. We don't need a fricking clue! 73 00:02:53,082 --> 00:02:54,783 You need a clue, man! 74 00:02:54,850 --> 00:02:58,119 Where's the Casio keyboard? Where is it? 75 00:02:58,386 --> 00:02:59,320 Okay. 76 00:02:59,388 --> 00:03:01,289 Whole thing's a fricking-- 77 00:03:01,356 --> 00:03:06,520 It's a scam. It's a scam, and I refuse to be scammed. 78 00:03:07,029 --> 00:03:09,430 Adam's out. 79 00:03:11,500 --> 00:03:12,967 Shouldn't have those on in here. 80 00:03:15,171 --> 00:03:16,781 Ders, it's fricking raining, okay? 81 00:03:17,139 --> 00:03:19,440 Can you go get the car? I refuse to be dampened. 82 00:03:19,508 --> 00:03:21,535 - I'm not gonna-- - Hey. 83 00:03:21,776 --> 00:03:23,911 Nice work. 84 00:03:23,978 --> 00:03:27,181 How 'bout we, uh, take this to the streets? 85 00:03:27,249 --> 00:03:28,716 Okay. What, street names 86 00:03:28,783 --> 00:03:30,920 or, like, construction and engineering questions? 87 00:03:31,152 --> 00:03:33,521 Doesn't matter to me. My uncle works for Caltrans. 88 00:03:33,589 --> 00:03:34,882 I got a leg up. 89 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:37,891 I'm talking about street racing. 90 00:03:37,959 --> 00:03:39,460 Yeah, no, I knew. Also, I get 91 00:03:39,528 --> 00:03:41,228 the whole Better Off Dead reference. 92 00:03:41,295 --> 00:03:44,897 Funny, but can you not turn off the whole '80s thing? 93 00:03:44,965 --> 00:03:47,300 I'd like you to just go click off. 94 00:03:47,368 --> 00:03:50,270 And I want you to take that and go click on and keep it on, 95 00:03:50,338 --> 00:03:51,838 and even turn up the volume on it. 96 00:03:51,905 --> 00:03:53,106 - But I just-- - I want you to turn up 97 00:03:53,173 --> 00:03:54,441 the volume because we are having 98 00:03:54,508 --> 00:03:57,176 a trivia night at our house tomorrow, 99 00:03:57,245 --> 00:04:00,616 and the grand prize, it's gonna be grand. 100 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:01,742 What's the grand prize? 101 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:05,584 The grand prize is... 102 00:04:05,652 --> 00:04:07,164 A Predator statue. 103 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:09,321 Yep, it's a Predator statue, 104 00:04:09,389 --> 00:04:11,357 and you better come correct. Bring your A-game 105 00:04:11,424 --> 00:04:14,129 with a $20 buy-in, because my boy Ders-- 106 00:04:14,295 --> 00:04:15,594 - Hey. - He ain't playin'. 107 00:04:15,662 --> 00:04:16,662 Ha ha ha. 108 00:04:16,730 --> 00:04:17,630 What? 109 00:04:17,697 --> 00:04:19,365 - He is playing. - Okay. 110 00:04:19,432 --> 00:04:21,166 But he ain't playin', you know what I mean? 111 00:04:21,234 --> 00:04:22,735 All right. See you tomorrow. 112 00:04:22,802 --> 00:04:24,370 Neo-maxi zoom dweebie. 113 00:04:24,437 --> 00:04:25,937 Breakfast Club. 114 00:04:26,005 --> 00:04:27,184 Nice. 115 00:04:27,350 --> 00:04:28,674 - I knew that. - Really good. 116 00:04:28,742 --> 00:04:30,142 - That was good. - I hate you. 117 00:04:30,209 --> 00:04:31,076 - I hate him as a person. - Jurassic Park, 118 00:04:31,144 --> 00:04:32,064 that's a movie too. 119 00:04:32,230 --> 00:04:35,213 Hey, Adam. What are you doing? 120 00:04:35,282 --> 00:04:37,849 Oh, Anders. Click, click, click. 121 00:04:37,917 --> 00:04:39,446 Is there anything fricking in there? 122 00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:41,619 We charge them to play trivia. 123 00:04:41,687 --> 00:04:44,118 We say we bought the statue, but we don't, 124 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:46,787 and since you're such an '80s nerd, we win. 125 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:48,163 We're scammers. 126 00:04:48,329 --> 00:04:50,499 - Yeah. - Dude, no one scores on me. 127 00:04:51,029 --> 00:04:52,764 I'm like a fricking brick wall. 128 00:04:55,334 --> 00:04:57,302 Hey, guys, um-- 129 00:04:57,369 --> 00:04:59,536 Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. 130 00:04:59,604 --> 00:05:02,539 You killed my father. Prepare to die. 131 00:05:02,607 --> 00:05:04,408 - Pretty good. - We're doing, like, 132 00:05:04,475 --> 00:05:05,742 a Princess Bride thing. Here's your Westley costume. 133 00:05:05,811 --> 00:05:07,945 I got bad news. I got to go to the office, 134 00:05:08,013 --> 00:05:09,814 so you're gonna do Inigo 135 00:05:09,881 --> 00:05:11,715 and the "inconceivable" guy without me. 136 00:05:12,103 --> 00:05:15,452 Well, it's "inconceivable" that you don't realize 137 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:17,554 that I'm Andre the Giant from Princess Bride. 138 00:05:17,622 --> 00:05:18,654 - Yeah. Come on. - Obviously. 139 00:05:18,984 --> 00:05:21,724 And secondly... 140 00:05:21,792 --> 00:05:23,659 I am mad at you for some reason that I just forgot. 141 00:05:23,727 --> 00:05:24,992 What is the reason? 142 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:26,495 Alice just emailed me and she's like, 143 00:05:26,563 --> 00:05:27,931 "You got to come into the office, stretch," 144 00:05:27,998 --> 00:05:30,133 and I'm like, "Me, her, in the office alone? 145 00:05:30,201 --> 00:05:31,767 That's a recipe for getting a lot of work done." 146 00:05:31,836 --> 00:05:33,636 So I'm gonna go in to help her. 147 00:05:33,704 --> 00:05:34,737 - Sorry. - That sounds wrong. 148 00:05:34,805 --> 00:05:36,172 Anders, where are you going? 149 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:37,629 - We got a scam, dude. - Anders! 150 00:05:37,795 --> 00:05:39,924 Okay, well, we are screwed dudes. 151 00:05:40,090 --> 00:05:41,543 What the hell? 152 00:05:43,947 --> 00:05:46,012 Cool, right? 153 00:05:46,178 --> 00:05:47,515 It's Falkor the Luckdragon. 154 00:05:47,583 --> 00:05:49,184 Yeah, we were gonna do Neverending Story, 155 00:05:49,252 --> 00:05:50,986 but then we couldn't decide on who's gonna be Atreyu 156 00:05:51,054 --> 00:05:53,938 or who's gonna Bastian, so we went with Princess Bride. 157 00:05:54,104 --> 00:05:56,023 We did, which sucks, because it's so obvious 158 00:05:56,091 --> 00:05:57,458 I'm Atreyu, you know? He has long hair. 159 00:05:57,525 --> 00:05:59,393 I have long hair. 160 00:05:59,461 --> 00:06:00,828 He doesn't understand. He's not part of the track. 161 00:06:00,896 --> 00:06:04,532 How can I be Bastian, Blake, when I can barely read? 162 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:07,660 Hey, guys. My car looks insane! 163 00:06:07,826 --> 00:06:09,971 I can't believe you pulled this off, 164 00:06:10,038 --> 00:06:11,455 to be honest, first and foremost. 165 00:06:11,621 --> 00:06:12,439 - Thank you. - Adderall. 166 00:06:12,507 --> 00:06:13,498 - Tons of it. - Yeah. 167 00:06:13,664 --> 00:06:14,976 This is from our couch. 168 00:06:15,043 --> 00:06:16,510 Yeah, it's the inside of the couch, a lot of that. 169 00:06:16,578 --> 00:06:19,246 I can't drive a car like this today. 170 00:06:19,313 --> 00:06:20,681 Or any day. 171 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:22,383 Never mind, just-- 172 00:06:22,450 --> 00:06:23,884 - What are you doing? - I have to go. 173 00:06:24,118 --> 00:06:25,853 - Why aren't you happy? - Okay, we have work to do. 174 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:27,430 Sorry, we have a scam to scheme. 175 00:06:27,596 --> 00:06:29,656 Okay, very '80s of you 176 00:06:29,724 --> 00:06:31,349 to be the responsible nerd of the crew. 177 00:06:31,515 --> 00:06:33,026 - Careful with the tongue. - Bitch. 178 00:06:33,094 --> 00:06:34,561 The tail looks great, I'll say that. 179 00:06:34,629 --> 00:06:35,762 That does look awesome. Great idea. 180 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:38,357 Okay, wow, what a fricking bitch. 181 00:06:38,523 --> 00:06:40,099 What? I guess we have to go in there and read 182 00:06:40,166 --> 00:06:43,235 the back of a bunch of DVDs and train for this thing. 183 00:06:43,303 --> 00:06:45,438 Reading. Training. 184 00:06:45,506 --> 00:06:49,842 That sounds like a very Bastian thing to say. 185 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:54,113 And I walk away, like Atreyu. 186 00:07:00,620 --> 00:07:06,218 ♪ We drove a million miles to be with you tonight ♪ 187 00:07:08,128 --> 00:07:13,665 ♪ So if you're feeling low Turn up your radio ♪ 188 00:07:15,559 --> 00:07:18,970 ♪ The words we use are strong 189 00:07:19,038 --> 00:07:21,149 ♪ They make reality 190 00:07:22,942 --> 00:07:26,411 ♪ So turn the music on 191 00:07:26,478 --> 00:07:30,534 ♪ Whoa, baby, dance with me Yeah ♪ 192 00:07:31,116 --> 00:07:32,350 Ready? 193 00:07:32,418 --> 00:07:34,618 Yes. Although you could just give me 194 00:07:34,686 --> 00:07:36,554 the answers to the questions you're gonna ask, right? 195 00:07:36,621 --> 00:07:37,721 Yep, let's do that. Good call. 196 00:07:37,789 --> 00:07:39,089 - Yes. - This was fun, though. 197 00:07:39,157 --> 00:07:40,168 I hated it. 198 00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:51,637 {pub}All right, hello, and welcome 199 00:07:51,704 --> 00:07:53,839 to the Hallman House '80s trivia night, 200 00:07:53,906 --> 00:07:56,074 where the grand prizes are actually grand. 201 00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:58,343 Okay, you know why you're here. I know why I'm here. 202 00:07:58,410 --> 00:08:00,178 To win... 203 00:08:00,246 --> 00:08:01,847 ♪ Baby 204 00:08:01,914 --> 00:08:04,482 A life-size Predator statue. 205 00:08:04,550 --> 00:08:06,861 Yes, that's what I'm talking about. 206 00:08:07,027 --> 00:08:08,352 Great. All right. 207 00:08:08,419 --> 00:08:10,991 First question. Hands on your dingers. 208 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:13,290 In the movie Stand By Me, what was the name 209 00:08:13,785 --> 00:08:18,029 of River Phoenix's character's older brother? 210 00:08:19,631 --> 00:08:20,960 Bobby Phoenix. 211 00:08:21,126 --> 00:08:21,766 No. 212 00:08:21,891 --> 00:08:22,961 Jeff Phoenix. 213 00:08:23,127 --> 00:08:24,101 No. 214 00:08:24,169 --> 00:08:25,463 Phoenix Sons. 215 00:08:25,629 --> 00:08:26,882 Mmm... nope. Now you're drifting. 216 00:08:27,048 --> 00:08:29,273 - Shaq. - No. What? 217 00:08:29,340 --> 00:08:31,074 Okay, you know what? 218 00:08:31,142 --> 00:08:33,180 I think the concussions are starting to stack up against me. 219 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:34,890 Eyeball Chambers. 220 00:08:35,056 --> 00:08:36,433 - Correct. - That's my boy right there. 221 00:08:36,599 --> 00:08:37,781 All day long, baby. 222 00:08:37,848 --> 00:08:39,082 - Ooh. - Ow! 223 00:08:39,150 --> 00:08:40,984 All right, uh, 224 00:08:41,052 --> 00:08:44,525 t-t-time for question numero two. 225 00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:46,818 Plutonium. Barry Manilow's wardrobe. 226 00:08:47,124 --> 00:08:48,528 Alabama Black Snake. 227 00:08:48,694 --> 00:08:50,613 "Rolls-Royce and the grill alone costs 12 grand." 228 00:08:50,779 --> 00:08:53,575 "I'll buy that for a dollar." Short Circuit 2. 229 00:08:53,741 --> 00:08:55,536 Toontown and it was called "dip." 230 00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:56,786 Hardbodies. 231 00:08:57,134 --> 00:08:58,246 "It was nothing like that, penis breath." 232 00:08:58,412 --> 00:08:59,873 Yeah! 233 00:09:00,039 --> 00:09:02,772 - Mmm. - Okay, uh, question 51. 234 00:09:03,042 --> 00:09:07,976 Uh, leads us to round... two. 235 00:09:08,044 --> 00:09:10,445 It's gonna begin shortly at TelAmeriCorp. 236 00:09:10,513 --> 00:09:12,581 We're not going anywhere. Read the next question, bro. 237 00:09:12,648 --> 00:09:13,949 No, you are gonna go somewhere 238 00:09:14,017 --> 00:09:15,684 if you want this bomb-ass statue. 239 00:09:15,752 --> 00:09:17,485 Unless you guys are forfeiting. 240 00:09:17,553 --> 00:09:20,689 In which case, there's a "no money back" policy. 241 00:09:20,757 --> 00:09:22,124 - That's a "gwarantee." - That's right. 242 00:09:22,192 --> 00:09:23,725 Fine. Whatever. 243 00:09:23,792 --> 00:09:25,023 Okay, where is this place? 244 00:09:25,189 --> 00:09:26,494 - Okay. - It's right up the street. 245 00:09:26,562 --> 00:09:27,692 You know the Target where that lady got murdered? 246 00:09:27,858 --> 00:09:28,830 Cool. 247 00:09:31,234 --> 00:09:32,967 If Ders doesn't bail us out, we are screwed. 248 00:09:33,035 --> 00:09:35,437 Oh, he will. He will. 249 00:09:35,504 --> 00:09:37,972 Yo, Carl. Can we get a ride? 250 00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:40,842 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. No problem. 251 00:09:40,909 --> 00:09:42,276 - Cool. - Awesome, dude. 252 00:09:42,344 --> 00:09:43,677 What are my weaknesses? 253 00:09:43,745 --> 00:09:48,048 Um... I'm too passionate, you know? 254 00:09:48,116 --> 00:09:50,117 I've been called a workaholic. 255 00:09:50,184 --> 00:09:53,721 And I'm on time entirely too often. 256 00:09:58,727 --> 00:10:01,595 Punctual. That's good, that's good. 257 00:10:01,663 --> 00:10:05,432 And, uh, where do you see yourself in, say, five years? 258 00:10:10,004 --> 00:10:12,873 Richard. May I call you Richard? 259 00:10:12,940 --> 00:10:16,042 I got to tell ya, if I'm honest, I see myself as branch manager, 260 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:19,412 and I know that's your job, 261 00:10:19,480 --> 00:10:21,514 but I feel like I could do it better 262 00:10:21,582 --> 00:10:25,852 with a little something I call "the Ders Effect." 263 00:10:25,920 --> 00:10:28,155 Ders Effect? That's a new one. 264 00:10:28,222 --> 00:10:29,756 I'll tell ya, 265 00:10:29,824 --> 00:10:31,624 I've never had my job put in jeopardy 266 00:10:31,692 --> 00:10:35,527 by an interviewee, but... 267 00:10:35,595 --> 00:10:37,163 It's the wake-up call I needed, 268 00:10:37,230 --> 00:10:39,223 I'll be honest, Mr. Holmvik. 269 00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:41,733 So you're hired. In fact, 270 00:10:41,802 --> 00:10:47,072 I'm gonna give you double pay and full "bennies," so... Hi. 271 00:10:47,140 --> 00:10:48,908 - Howdy. - Hey. 272 00:10:49,523 --> 00:10:51,576 Hey, uh, what are you guys doing here? 273 00:10:51,644 --> 00:10:53,195 What are you doing here? 274 00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:54,612 Wait, are you doing a podcast right now? 275 00:10:54,778 --> 00:10:56,648 - No. - Oh, my gosh. 276 00:10:56,716 --> 00:10:58,016 - You were about to 'bate it. - That's what I was figuring. 277 00:10:58,083 --> 00:10:58,950 - Oh. - Wasn't gonna-- 278 00:10:59,018 --> 00:11:00,285 What happened at the house? 279 00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:02,487 Oh, well, the scam nose-doved, 280 00:11:02,555 --> 00:11:05,832 'cause you ditched us like a real dickhead. 281 00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:07,292 So we brought the game to you. 282 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:08,668 Everybody's in the conference room. 283 00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:11,229 Wh-what? No, no, no, no. Th-this can't happen. 284 00:11:11,297 --> 00:11:12,564 Oh, no, don't worry, you know, it's all good. 285 00:11:12,632 --> 00:11:13,865 We're actually here to help you finish 286 00:11:13,933 --> 00:11:16,134 your stupid little Alice job stuff 287 00:11:16,202 --> 00:11:17,703 and then we're gonna send you in the room 288 00:11:17,770 --> 00:11:19,971 and you're gonna just clean up, buddy. 289 00:11:20,039 --> 00:11:21,272 - Rack 'em and stack 'em. - Come on. 290 00:11:21,340 --> 00:11:22,606 - Let's go. - I can't. 291 00:11:22,674 --> 00:11:24,518 - That's the mask. - I-- 292 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,812 Alice didn't email me about working here, okay? 293 00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:27,778 I'm here because I'm about to interview 294 00:11:27,847 --> 00:11:29,522 with another branch manager. 295 00:11:30,015 --> 00:11:31,449 There's an opening sales director position, 296 00:11:31,516 --> 00:11:32,650 and I wanted it. 297 00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:35,778 Blake... Punch this man. 298 00:11:35,944 --> 00:11:38,289 Okay, wait, we don't need a sales director, okay? 299 00:11:38,357 --> 00:11:41,392 What we need right now is a child who sat 300 00:11:41,460 --> 00:11:43,579 in front of a TV, unloved, for hours upon hours 301 00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:46,397 until he mutated into the '80s movie 302 00:11:46,465 --> 00:11:48,500 trivia genius that sits before us now. 303 00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:50,501 I take that as a compliment, okay, buddy? 304 00:11:50,569 --> 00:11:52,169 And guess what? Best thing about the whole 305 00:11:52,237 --> 00:11:54,037 trivia scam is that it doesn't have to happen. 306 00:11:54,105 --> 00:11:55,507 So I'm gonna go squash it right now. 307 00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:56,741 - Why? - No, no, no. 308 00:11:56,808 --> 00:11:58,208 Don't. We're scammers, Anders, 309 00:11:58,276 --> 00:11:59,510 - just admit it. - No, Anders, do not! 310 00:11:59,676 --> 00:12:02,112 - Hey, get--stop! - Hi, gang. 311 00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:04,347 Sorry for the mix-up, but there's no trivia here today, 312 00:12:04,415 --> 00:12:06,267 so you guys can all just head on out. 313 00:12:06,433 --> 00:12:07,851 - There definitely is, so-- - Don't listen to him. 314 00:12:07,918 --> 00:12:08,818 What's the matter? Scared you won't win 315 00:12:08,886 --> 00:12:09,855 the statue from us? 316 00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:11,588 If there was a statue, 317 00:12:11,655 --> 00:12:13,423 I would eviscerate you fools, do you understand me? 318 00:12:13,491 --> 00:12:15,358 But since there's not, I guess I'll be seeing you. 319 00:12:15,426 --> 00:12:16,945 Good-bye, good-bye, good-bye. 320 00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:18,739 What are you saying? There was never a statue? 321 00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:21,364 Yeah, there totally is. 322 00:12:21,432 --> 00:12:23,201 Okay, there was a statue. Remember? At the house? 323 00:12:23,367 --> 00:12:24,601 You see it? 324 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:27,469 I suggest you get it here now before I start 325 00:12:27,537 --> 00:12:30,375 looking around this place for a new grand prize. 326 00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:32,708 There's no grand prizes here. 327 00:12:32,776 --> 00:12:33,742 No, no, no. Don't-- Fax machine. 328 00:12:33,810 --> 00:12:34,797 No, no, no, no. 329 00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:35,912 Please, don't. Oh! 330 00:12:35,979 --> 00:12:37,090 - Oh! - Hey! Hey! 331 00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:38,948 - Ooh. - You want to get physical? 332 00:12:39,016 --> 00:12:40,093 Let's get physical. 333 00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:41,683 - Okay! - Jeez, stop! 334 00:12:41,751 --> 00:12:42,919 Get off! Get your hands off of me! 335 00:12:42,986 --> 00:12:44,555 Get off of me, bro! 336 00:12:44,721 --> 00:12:46,988 Get the Predator statue here, now. 337 00:12:47,056 --> 00:12:48,589 In the meantime, we'll be in here 338 00:12:48,657 --> 00:12:51,604 slamming beers and trashing [bleep]. 339 00:12:52,128 --> 00:12:53,728 - You idiots. - No--damn it! 340 00:12:53,796 --> 00:12:55,263 Get him, Adam! 341 00:12:55,331 --> 00:12:57,069 What are you guys doing to me? 342 00:12:57,235 --> 00:12:58,533 What are you doing to us, man? 343 00:12:58,600 --> 00:12:59,734 - No, I asked first. - We asked second. 344 00:12:59,802 --> 00:13:00,902 What are you doing to us, man? 345 00:13:00,970 --> 00:13:03,242 A-a-and you bailed first-- on the scam. 346 00:13:03,408 --> 00:13:05,839 Everything doesn't have to be a scam, okay? 347 00:13:05,907 --> 00:13:07,574 The whole reason I want this job 348 00:13:07,642 --> 00:13:09,443 is so that I don't have to trick people out of money anymore. 349 00:13:09,510 --> 00:13:11,445 I'll just have money. Is that crazy? 350 00:13:11,512 --> 00:13:13,013 It'll be in my pockets, I'll pull it out, 351 00:13:13,081 --> 00:13:14,514 and I'll give it to you guys if you want it. 352 00:13:14,582 --> 00:13:15,849 Trickle-down economics. 353 00:13:15,917 --> 00:13:17,384 I know that. I watch Wolf Blitzer. 354 00:13:17,452 --> 00:13:19,216 Just 'cause his name's so cool. 355 00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:21,121 Well, guess what, there's three neo-greaser Asian dudes 356 00:13:21,189 --> 00:13:22,956 in there destroying our office right now, 357 00:13:23,023 --> 00:13:24,887 and our jobs are flying out the fricking window. 358 00:13:25,053 --> 00:13:26,559 Oh, yeah. 359 00:13:26,626 --> 00:13:29,728 I've got an idea, but it's a little scammish. 360 00:13:29,796 --> 00:13:31,530 - That's cool. - Fine, I don't care. 361 00:13:31,598 --> 00:13:33,366 Let's just do it fast, because the branch manager guy's 362 00:13:33,434 --> 00:13:34,700 gonna be here any minute. 363 00:13:34,768 --> 00:13:36,135 Sorry, I'm early. 364 00:13:36,203 --> 00:13:37,191 Richard! 365 00:13:45,032 --> 00:13:46,532 {pub}That's Mr. Ottmar, Anders. 366 00:13:46,599 --> 00:13:47,452 "Ah-nders." 367 00:13:47,834 --> 00:13:48,953 That's what I said. 368 00:13:49,436 --> 00:13:52,082 So, shall we head inside? Have a little chat? 369 00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:56,044 Yeah, uh, actually-- the door is locked. 370 00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:59,006 It's been a little finicky lately so, ugh, but-- 371 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,412 Locksmiths. We're here to... 372 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:01,447 We're--we work-- That's what-- 373 00:14:01,514 --> 00:14:02,843 These are our uniforms. 374 00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,803 Yeah, so they're gonna-- Shut up. 375 00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:06,051 - Gonna-- - Ye olde locksmith. 376 00:14:06,118 --> 00:14:08,019 Just-- Maybe go fix the door. 377 00:14:08,087 --> 00:14:11,723 So, while that's happening, maybe we talk... 378 00:14:11,791 --> 00:14:13,425 In there? 379 00:14:13,493 --> 00:14:16,829 Uh... sure. 380 00:14:16,896 --> 00:14:18,316 - Yeah. Yes. - Okay. Yes, great. 381 00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:19,897 - After you. - Oh, no, please. 382 00:14:19,966 --> 00:14:21,683 - I insist. - No, I--it's your office. 383 00:14:21,808 --> 00:14:23,101 All right, car, but yeah. 384 00:14:23,169 --> 00:14:23,916 - Right, okay, fine. - Great. 385 00:14:24,041 --> 00:14:25,782 Well, I guess I should have gone first. Sorry, I'll get the door. 386 00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:27,772 Hey, you should hire my boy Ders. 387 00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:29,240 He's hella smart. 388 00:14:29,308 --> 00:14:31,476 Okay, these guys want a Predator statue? 389 00:14:31,543 --> 00:14:33,123 Let's give it to 'em. 390 00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:38,045 Ah, the hockey stuff. 391 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:39,003 I don't get it. 392 00:14:39,352 --> 00:14:43,287 Tell me a few of your weaknesses. 393 00:14:43,355 --> 00:14:45,823 Just pick one thing about yourself 394 00:14:45,891 --> 00:14:47,859 that you really need to work on. 395 00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:52,266 Yeah. I could be on time less. 396 00:14:52,432 --> 00:14:54,894 So you want to be late? 397 00:14:55,333 --> 00:14:56,480 Yeah. 398 00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:57,935 Hey, you big, dumb idiots! 399 00:14:58,003 --> 00:14:59,637 We got the grand prize, the Predator statue. 400 00:14:59,705 --> 00:15:00,871 Come collect it. 401 00:15:00,938 --> 00:15:03,006 Show me. Where is it? 402 00:15:03,073 --> 00:15:04,374 Are you blind? It's right there. 403 00:15:04,441 --> 00:15:06,990 ♪ Baby 404 00:15:07,244 --> 00:15:08,512 It's real. It's legit. 405 00:15:08,579 --> 00:15:10,446 Great, come on out, individually. 406 00:15:10,515 --> 00:15:11,620 Stop! 407 00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:12,716 How stupid do you think we are? 408 00:15:12,783 --> 00:15:14,050 - Get-- - We can see 409 00:15:14,118 --> 00:15:14,873 it's your dumbass friend dressed up. 410 00:15:17,124 --> 00:15:18,335 Is that a Falkor car? 411 00:15:18,756 --> 00:15:20,323 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. Yeah, it is. 412 00:15:20,391 --> 00:15:22,124 - We made it ourselves. - We did. 413 00:15:22,191 --> 00:15:24,192 We're thinking of taking photos and putting it on Pinterest. 414 00:15:24,260 --> 00:15:26,328 It's, like, do-it-yourself. It's like, you can also do this 415 00:15:26,396 --> 00:15:27,969 if you have the time and the willpower. 416 00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:29,698 What's the deal? You a big Neverending Story fan? 417 00:15:29,766 --> 00:15:32,067 It's a good movie. What? Oh. 418 00:15:32,135 --> 00:15:33,769 Does a rockbiter bite rocks? 419 00:15:33,837 --> 00:15:35,771 That's a cool tattoo. It looks like, uh... 420 00:15:35,839 --> 00:15:37,437 Like a gigantic gaping butthole. 421 00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:39,975 Unique. You're a unique person. 422 00:15:40,043 --> 00:15:41,900 You guys like drag racing, right? 423 00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,377 We've been known to drift. 424 00:15:43,445 --> 00:15:46,529 How 'bout we race for pink slips? 425 00:15:46,695 --> 00:15:48,750 You win, you get the Fal-car. 426 00:15:48,817 --> 00:15:51,886 We win, you guys just bounce on out of here, 427 00:15:51,954 --> 00:15:54,188 and then sort of admit that I'm 428 00:15:54,256 --> 00:15:56,289 the most Atreyu-looking dude you've ever met. 429 00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:57,592 Great, deal. Let's do it. 430 00:15:57,660 --> 00:15:58,860 Okay. 431 00:16:00,228 --> 00:16:01,328 ♪ Baby 432 00:16:01,396 --> 00:16:03,296 Rude! 433 00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:05,132 You'd have my job? 434 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:07,268 That's right, and it would only take me five years 435 00:16:07,335 --> 00:16:08,936 to take it. Impressed? 436 00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:11,638 Why would I hire someone who wants to take my job away? 437 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,274 I'm smarter than I look, 438 00:16:13,341 --> 00:16:14,708 and I know that I look pretty smart. 439 00:16:14,776 --> 00:16:16,444 I'm not sure I get that exactly. 440 00:16:16,511 --> 00:16:18,562 Hey, guys. Still in the middle of this. 441 00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:19,813 No, I get that, I totally do, 442 00:16:19,881 --> 00:16:21,348 but we got to race these movie buffs 443 00:16:21,416 --> 00:16:22,683 or they're gonna knock out our teeth out. 444 00:16:22,750 --> 00:16:24,318 I think I'll be leaving now. 445 00:16:24,386 --> 00:16:25,386 - Hey! - Ahh! 446 00:16:25,454 --> 00:16:26,553 Don't make me kick your asses. 447 00:16:26,621 --> 00:16:28,655 Let's go! 448 00:16:28,723 --> 00:16:30,657 I think I'll be staying now. 449 00:16:30,725 --> 00:16:32,492 What if I gave you a Westley mask? 450 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:35,703 Help us, Dersy. 451 00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:37,497 As you wish. 452 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:45,472 First one past the fence, bro. 453 00:16:45,539 --> 00:16:46,939 That's right. 454 00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:49,274 Luckdragon's about to be mine, baby. 455 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:50,977 All right. 456 00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:51,944 Wait, what's he talking about? 457 00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:54,379 Oh. Okay, on Jenny's go. 458 00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:55,807 Okay, Jenny! 459 00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:03,756 - Wait, wait, wait! Oh, no! - Stop! 460 00:17:03,824 --> 00:17:04,724 Wait, what? 461 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:11,531 Speed bumps, they're not just for hockey anymore. 462 00:17:17,269 --> 00:17:20,505 You lose. 463 00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:24,009 Ah. [pounding on roof. 464 00:17:24,076 --> 00:17:25,086 Whoo! 465 00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:26,377 Yeah! That was cool, right? 466 00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:27,911 - That worked. - Oh, yeah. 467 00:17:27,979 --> 00:17:30,281 That was the most interesting interview 468 00:17:30,349 --> 00:17:31,926 I have ever been a part of. 469 00:17:32,092 --> 00:17:34,318 - That's great, right? - That is great, mm-hmm. 470 00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:37,932 Sir, I think you'd be a fool not to hire Ders. 471 00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:40,891 If there's anything we can say for him, he's extremely loyal. 472 00:17:41,309 --> 00:17:44,061 He is loyal. That is true. He's like a dog. 473 00:17:44,129 --> 00:17:46,691 He will lick the peanut butter off those corporate nut sacks. 474 00:17:46,931 --> 00:17:47,943 - Okay, Adam. - Yep. 475 00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:49,399 - Yeah, Adam, you did-- - Okay, so-- 476 00:17:49,467 --> 00:17:50,767 - Thanks, guys. - So, yeah. 477 00:17:50,834 --> 00:17:51,801 We'll, uh, leave you with that. 478 00:17:51,869 --> 00:17:52,835 All right. Bye. 479 00:17:52,903 --> 00:17:54,237 There's our endorsement. 480 00:17:54,305 --> 00:17:55,658 - Yep. Good-bye. - Bye, friends. 481 00:17:59,877 --> 00:18:03,413 - So-- - Can I cut you off, sir? 482 00:18:03,481 --> 00:18:05,748 Because I don't want you to waste your time. 483 00:18:05,816 --> 00:18:08,185 I'm not gonna accept your offer. 484 00:18:08,252 --> 00:18:09,852 All right, I just-- 485 00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:11,507 I can't leave these guys for the bright lights 486 00:18:11,673 --> 00:18:14,924 of TAC San Bernardino. I can't. 487 00:18:14,992 --> 00:18:16,893 And I've actually got a few tips for you about interviewing. 488 00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:21,601 Anders, I am so not offering you a job. 489 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:24,000 I don't--Uh-- See you at the Christmas party. 490 00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:30,276 Oh, and by the way, I just texted Alice. 491 00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:32,608 She's on her way over here right now to sort out 492 00:18:32,676 --> 00:18:34,542 whatever it is you've been doing here today. 493 00:18:34,610 --> 00:18:35,754 Wait. 494 00:18:46,239 --> 00:18:47,809 {pub}- Boom chaka-laka! - Ooh! Big baby 495 00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:49,276 in ya business. 496 00:18:49,344 --> 00:18:50,745 - You are such a good jumper. - Thank you. 497 00:18:50,813 --> 00:18:52,046 Hey, you guys, I didn't take the job. 498 00:18:52,114 --> 00:18:54,182 - Oh, good. That's great. - Yes. 499 00:18:54,249 --> 00:18:56,050 That's great, 'cause that dude was a perv, man. 500 00:18:56,118 --> 00:18:57,418 He probably would have tried to finger your binghole 501 00:18:57,485 --> 00:18:58,419 - or something. - Yeah. 502 00:18:58,486 --> 00:18:59,987 He smells like vitamins, right? 503 00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:01,089 - Right. - Also, he didn't offer me 504 00:19:01,156 --> 00:19:02,590 the job, either. 505 00:19:02,657 --> 00:19:04,592 And in other news, the bitch snitched. 506 00:19:04,659 --> 00:19:06,062 Alice is on her way here right now. 507 00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:08,494 - What? - Yeah. 508 00:19:08,562 --> 00:19:09,896 Okay, well, we better clean this place up 509 00:19:09,964 --> 00:19:10,897 before she gets here. 510 00:19:10,965 --> 00:19:12,485 Go, go, go, go, go. 511 00:19:17,071 --> 00:19:20,607 ♪ Mmm, yeah 512 00:19:20,674 --> 00:19:22,575 ♪ I used to think maybe you loved me ♪ 513 00:19:24,612 --> 00:19:26,332 - Awesome, we did it. - Whoo! Whoo! 514 00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:27,947 Ohh. 515 00:19:28,014 --> 00:19:29,982 Wait a second. Why are we here? 516 00:19:30,050 --> 00:19:35,288 When she walks in, she's gonna want to know why we're here. 517 00:19:35,356 --> 00:19:36,556 Put it back! Put it back! 518 00:19:36,624 --> 00:19:38,023 Put it back. Put it back. 519 00:19:38,091 --> 00:19:39,659 Wait, no. 520 00:19:39,727 --> 00:19:41,294 Put the '80s stuff back. Don't trash it. 521 00:19:41,362 --> 00:19:43,663 Yes. 522 00:19:46,833 --> 00:19:49,835 ♪ 'Cause I just can't wait till you write me ♪ 523 00:19:49,903 --> 00:19:51,303 ♪ You're coming around 524 00:19:54,574 --> 00:19:56,988 Hey, what the hell are you three idiots doing here? 525 00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:58,978 I just got a text from Richard Ottmar 526 00:19:59,045 --> 00:20:00,846 saying that the office is trashed. 527 00:20:00,914 --> 00:20:03,649 What? He called our '80s trivia party decorations trash? 528 00:20:03,716 --> 00:20:05,517 Okay, that's on him, and actually, I'm offended. 529 00:20:05,585 --> 00:20:07,252 I'm sorry, '80s trivia party? 530 00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:08,625 Yeah, you just-- 531 00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:09,854 - Oh, you know what? - Oh! 532 00:20:09,922 --> 00:20:11,490 - Aw! - I feel so bad for you 533 00:20:11,557 --> 00:20:12,991 'cause you ruined our surprise. 534 00:20:13,058 --> 00:20:13,992 We were gonna do, like, a fun lunchtime thing... 535 00:20:14,059 --> 00:20:15,193 Surprise. 536 00:20:15,261 --> 00:20:16,461 For everybody on Monday, and this was it. 537 00:20:16,529 --> 00:20:19,969 Oh. That's actually kind of sweet. 538 00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:22,305 What if we just, like, took the whole afternoon off 539 00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:24,369 and we all, like, got to know each other 540 00:20:24,437 --> 00:20:26,684 like The Breakfast Club, or something like that? 541 00:20:26,850 --> 00:20:29,270 - Yeah. - She's so cool. 542 00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:31,397 Listen closely, bozos. 543 00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:35,179 Okay, there are no surprises in my office, okay? 544 00:20:35,246 --> 00:20:37,114 I cannot believe I left the Garage Band workshop 545 00:20:37,182 --> 00:20:38,616 at the Apple Store for this. 546 00:20:38,684 --> 00:20:41,824 Okay, take all this crap down and get out. 547 00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:45,289 Sorry. 548 00:20:45,357 --> 00:20:48,359 So that worked. 549 00:20:48,427 --> 00:20:50,060 We're still alive. We're still alive. 550 00:20:50,128 --> 00:20:51,628 We got this. 551 00:20:51,696 --> 00:20:52,863 We still work here. We've got our jobs. 552 00:20:52,931 --> 00:20:55,963 We've got this. No? 553 00:20:56,129 --> 00:20:57,966 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com