1 00:00:03,063 --> 00:00:04,913 Uh-oh. Oh, oh. 2 00:00:04,925 --> 00:00:06,058 Jordan! 3 00:00:06,081 --> 00:00:08,654 - Oh, nice block! - Get out of my house, Caesar. 4 00:00:08,660 --> 00:00:10,944 More like a studio apartment, really, but-- 5 00:00:10,957 --> 00:00:11,916 Okay, okay. 6 00:00:11,929 --> 00:00:14,123 Get ready for the Patrick Kane of the roller game. 7 00:00:14,130 --> 00:00:15,977 Yeah, right, more like Joe Nut Sakic. 8 00:00:16,664 --> 00:00:18,651 - Whoa. - Make it. Take it. 9 00:00:18,663 --> 00:00:20,044 That doesn't count. That doesn't count. 10 00:00:20,057 --> 00:00:22,157 - What are you doing? - Fast break, going for it, baby. 11 00:00:22,169 --> 00:00:24,076 - Fast break to what? - DeMamp off DeMamp. 12 00:00:24,083 --> 00:00:26,210 - Fast break to what? - Oh, he's picking up speed. 13 00:00:26,223 --> 00:00:27,190 Ow! 14 00:00:27,202 --> 00:00:28,386 Oh! 15 00:00:34,434 --> 00:00:36,077 I hurted my dick. 16 00:00:43,756 --> 00:00:48,106 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com Resync for WEB-DL by Norther 17 00:00:49,221 --> 00:00:53,373 Dude, no one can score on me. I'm a fricking brick wall. 18 00:00:53,386 --> 00:00:56,666 Seriously, you are, but you bit it pretty hard out there. You okay? 19 00:00:56,686 --> 00:01:01,884 Dude, no one could score on me. I'm a fricking brick wall. 20 00:01:01,902 --> 00:01:03,785 - Yeah, you just said that. - Yeah. 21 00:01:03,804 --> 00:01:07,506 Really? Oh, you know what? I might have another concussion. 22 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:09,973 Stacks on stacks, right? Beer me. 23 00:01:09,986 --> 00:01:12,624 Hello, hello, everybody. 24 00:01:12,638 --> 00:01:15,055 Get ready to hit 88 miles an hour, 25 00:01:15,067 --> 00:01:18,077 'cause '80s movie trivia is about to begin! 26 00:01:18,096 --> 00:01:22,081 The table with the most correct answers wins the grand prize. 27 00:01:22,094 --> 00:01:24,154 - I bet it's a Casio keyboard. - Oh. - That'd be good. 28 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:26,614 Ders, you know a lot about, like, stupid '80s movies, right? 29 00:01:26,620 --> 00:01:30,075 - 'Cause you're so old? - Yes, I do know my '80s flicks like whoa, 30 00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:36,111 so consider that grand prize "on lock dizzle." 31 00:01:36,124 --> 00:01:37,924 Ders, we are your best friends. 32 00:01:37,949 --> 00:01:40,429 Never, ever say "lock dizzle" ever again. 33 00:01:40,454 --> 00:01:42,401 All right, here we go. First question: 34 00:01:42,421 --> 00:01:47,162 In this 1986 action film, wrestler-turned-actor Jesse Ventura, 35 00:01:47,176 --> 00:01:48,462 "ain't got time to bleed." 36 00:01:49,660 --> 00:01:51,880 Predator. And it was '87, 37 00:01:51,893 --> 00:01:54,857 you plaid shirt wearing fucking idiot. 38 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:57,927 "That's not a knife," that's our reigning champs 39 00:01:57,948 --> 00:02:00,888 with the first correct answer. Next question. 40 00:02:00,894 --> 00:02:05,195 In what 1983 film, starring Tom Cruise and Joey "Pants " Pantoliano-- 41 00:02:07,004 --> 00:02:09,177 Risky Business. 42 00:02:09,191 --> 00:02:11,695 - Correct. - Yes! Yes! 43 00:02:11,708 --> 00:02:13,521 - Suck our dicks! - Ha ha ha! 44 00:02:13,534 --> 00:02:14,821 Sorry. Two for two. 45 00:02:14,834 --> 00:02:16,612 Next question. 46 00:02:16,625 --> 00:02:18,512 John Hughes. John Hughes. 47 00:02:18,524 --> 00:02:20,941 John Cusack. Joan Cusack. 48 00:02:20,954 --> 00:02:23,187 Corey... Feldman? 49 00:02:23,193 --> 00:02:24,647 "Aloha, Mr. Hand." 50 00:02:24,663 --> 00:02:27,464 Joseph Yoshinobu Takagi. 51 00:02:29,449 --> 00:02:30,463 The Triple Lindy. 52 00:02:30,476 --> 00:02:33,216 A Chinese girl with green eyes. 53 00:02:33,222 --> 00:02:35,529 Critters. Spores, mold, and fungus. 54 00:02:35,551 --> 00:02:38,786 "Freeze, you diseased rhinoceros pizzle." 55 00:02:38,791 --> 00:02:41,769 All right, that is it. Game over. 56 00:02:41,782 --> 00:02:44,615 - Yes! Whoo! - The reigning champs have been dethroned by-- 57 00:02:44,628 --> 00:02:47,597 Shut up. Shut up real quick. What's the grand prize? 58 00:02:47,610 --> 00:02:51,245 The board game that inspired the classic '80s movie, Clue. 59 00:02:51,251 --> 00:02:52,971 - Oh, hell yeah, dude, sweet. - Clue. Dude, dope. 60 00:02:52,984 --> 00:02:55,064 Clue, a board game. We don't need a fricking clue! 61 00:02:55,076 --> 00:02:56,944 You need a clue, man! 62 00:02:56,956 --> 00:03:00,158 Where's the Casio keyboard? Where is it? 63 00:03:00,171 --> 00:03:01,377 Okay. 64 00:03:01,402 --> 00:03:03,114 Whole thing's a fricking-- 65 00:03:03,584 --> 00:03:07,660 It's a scam. It's a scam, and I refuse to be scammed. 66 00:03:09,123 --> 00:03:11,084 Adam's out. 67 00:03:13,614 --> 00:03:15,081 Shouldn't have those on in here. 68 00:03:17,145 --> 00:03:19,328 Ders, it's fricking raining, okay? 69 00:03:19,341 --> 00:03:22,071 Can you go get the car? I refuse to be dampened. 70 00:03:22,077 --> 00:03:23,793 - I'm not gonna-- - Hey. 71 00:03:24,151 --> 00:03:25,442 Nice work. 72 00:03:25,978 --> 00:03:29,212 How 'bout we, uh, take this to the streets? 73 00:03:29,225 --> 00:03:33,177 Okay. What, street names or, like, construction and engineering questions? 74 00:03:33,183 --> 00:03:35,765 Doesn't matter to me. My uncle works for Caltrans. 75 00:03:35,770 --> 00:03:36,838 I got a leg up. 76 00:03:36,851 --> 00:03:39,931 I'm talking about street racing. 77 00:03:39,944 --> 00:03:43,208 Yeah, no, I knew. Also, I get the whole Better Off Dead reference. 78 00:03:43,214 --> 00:03:46,998 Funny, but can you not turn off the whole '80s thing? 79 00:03:47,013 --> 00:03:49,348 I'd like you to just go click off. 80 00:03:49,369 --> 00:03:52,369 And I want you to take that and go click on and keep it on, 81 00:03:52,376 --> 00:03:53,883 and even turn up the volume on it. 82 00:03:53,903 --> 00:03:55,623 - But I just-- - I want you to turn up the volume 83 00:03:55,648 --> 00:03:59,271 because we are having a trivia night at our house tomorrow, 84 00:03:59,286 --> 00:04:02,820 and the grand prize, it's gonna be grand. 85 00:04:02,825 --> 00:04:06,489 - What's the grand prize? - The grand prize is... 86 00:04:07,813 --> 00:04:09,213 A Predator statue. 87 00:04:09,226 --> 00:04:11,506 Yep, it's a Predator statue, 88 00:04:11,518 --> 00:04:12,710 and you better come correct. 89 00:04:12,735 --> 00:04:16,298 Bring your A-game with a $20 buy-in, because my boy Ders-- 90 00:04:16,323 --> 00:04:17,783 - Hey. - He ain't playin'. 91 00:04:17,796 --> 00:04:19,726 - Ha ha ha. - What? 92 00:04:19,751 --> 00:04:20,765 - He is playing. - Okay. 93 00:04:20,778 --> 00:04:23,274 But he ain't playin', you know what I mean? 94 00:04:23,294 --> 00:04:24,961 All right. See you tomorrow. 95 00:04:24,974 --> 00:04:26,574 Neo-maxi zoom dweebie. 96 00:04:27,154 --> 00:04:28,327 Breakfast Club. 97 00:04:28,334 --> 00:04:29,155 Nice. 98 00:04:29,168 --> 00:04:30,901 - I knew that. - Really good. 99 00:04:30,914 --> 00:04:32,081 - That was good. - I hate you. 100 00:04:32,088 --> 00:04:34,235 - I hate him as a person. - Jurassic Park, that's a movie too. 101 00:04:34,241 --> 00:04:36,570 Hey, Adam. What are you doing? 102 00:04:37,243 --> 00:04:39,860 Oh, Anders. Click, click, click. 103 00:04:39,867 --> 00:04:41,501 Is there anything fricking in there? 104 00:04:41,514 --> 00:04:43,727 We charge them to play trivia. 105 00:04:43,728 --> 00:04:46,221 We say we bought the statue, but we don't, 106 00:04:46,234 --> 00:04:48,817 and since you're such an '80s nerd, we win. 107 00:04:49,349 --> 00:04:50,191 We're scammers. 108 00:04:50,203 --> 00:04:53,007 - Yeah. - Dude, no one scores on me. 109 00:04:53,014 --> 00:04:54,866 I'm like a fricking brick wall. 110 00:04:57,429 --> 00:04:59,428 Hey, guys, um-- 111 00:04:59,437 --> 00:05:01,730 Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. 112 00:05:01,749 --> 00:05:04,668 You killed my father. Prepare to die. 113 00:05:04,682 --> 00:05:06,682 - Pretty good. - We're doing, like, a Princess Bride thing. 114 00:05:06,707 --> 00:05:07,905 Here's your Westley costume. 115 00:05:07,918 --> 00:05:09,985 I got bad news. I got to go to the office, 116 00:05:09,992 --> 00:05:13,542 so you're gonna do Inigo and the "inconceivable" guy without me. 117 00:05:13,548 --> 00:05:17,513 Well, it's "inconceivable" that you don't realize 118 00:05:17,532 --> 00:05:19,552 that I'm Andre the Giant from Princess Bride. 119 00:05:19,571 --> 00:05:20,812 - Yeah. Come on. - Obviously. 120 00:05:20,818 --> 00:05:22,716 And secondly... 121 00:05:23,740 --> 00:05:25,886 I am mad at you for some reason that I just forgot. 122 00:05:25,899 --> 00:05:26,866 What is the reason? 123 00:05:26,873 --> 00:05:28,618 Alice just emailed me and she's like, 124 00:05:28,631 --> 00:05:30,013 "You got to come into the office, stretch," 125 00:05:30,020 --> 00:05:32,196 and I'm like, "Me, her, in the office alone? 126 00:05:32,208 --> 00:05:33,916 That's a recipe for getting a lot of work done." 127 00:05:33,931 --> 00:05:35,790 So I'm gonna go in to help her. 128 00:05:35,799 --> 00:05:37,739 - Sorry. - That sounds wrong. Anders, where are you going? 129 00:05:37,758 --> 00:05:39,921 - We got a scam, dude. - Anders! 130 00:05:39,936 --> 00:05:41,883 Okay, well, we are screwed dudes. 131 00:05:41,895 --> 00:05:43,650 What the hell? 132 00:05:47,047 --> 00:05:48,067 Cool, right? 133 00:05:48,073 --> 00:05:49,646 It's Falkor the Luckdragon. 134 00:05:49,657 --> 00:05:51,209 Yeah, we were gonna do Neverending Story, 135 00:05:51,221 --> 00:05:53,110 but then we couldn't decide on who's gonna be Atreyu 136 00:05:53,123 --> 00:05:55,872 or who's gonna Bastian, so we went with Princess Bride. 137 00:05:55,885 --> 00:05:58,258 We did, which sucks, because it's so obvious 138 00:05:58,264 --> 00:06:01,071 I'm Atreyu, you know? He has long hair. I have long hair. 139 00:06:01,077 --> 00:06:02,737 He doesn't understand. He's not part of the track. 140 00:06:02,742 --> 00:06:06,570 How can I be Bastian, Blake, when I can barely read? 141 00:06:06,588 --> 00:06:09,709 Hey, guys. My car looks insane! 142 00:06:09,734 --> 00:06:13,624 I can't believe you pulled this off, to be honest, first and foremost. 143 00:06:13,637 --> 00:06:14,618 - Thank you. - Adderall. 144 00:06:14,624 --> 00:06:15,511 - Tons of it. - Yeah. 145 00:06:15,518 --> 00:06:16,451 This is from our couch. 146 00:06:16,464 --> 00:06:18,567 Yeah, it's the inside of the couch, a lot of that. 147 00:06:18,573 --> 00:06:20,967 I can't drive a car like this today. 148 00:06:21,394 --> 00:06:23,007 Or any day. 149 00:06:23,020 --> 00:06:24,429 Never mind, just-- 150 00:06:24,436 --> 00:06:25,931 - What are you doing? - I have to go. 151 00:06:25,945 --> 00:06:27,952 - Why aren't you happy? - Okay, we have work to do. 152 00:06:27,965 --> 00:06:29,425 Sorry, we have a scam to scheme. 153 00:06:29,918 --> 00:06:33,418 Okay, very '80s of you to be the responsible nerd of the crew. 154 00:06:33,438 --> 00:06:35,084 - Careful with the tongue. - Bitch. 155 00:06:35,097 --> 00:06:37,797 - The tail looks great, I'll say that. - That does look awesome. Great idea. 156 00:06:37,810 --> 00:06:39,960 Okay, wow, what a fricking bitch. 157 00:06:40,344 --> 00:06:41,876 What? I guess we have to go in there and read 158 00:06:41,882 --> 00:06:44,931 the back of a bunch of DVDs and train for this thing. 159 00:06:45,438 --> 00:06:47,576 Reading. Training. 160 00:06:47,601 --> 00:06:51,106 That sounds like a very Bastian thing to say. 161 00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:55,071 And I walk away, like Atreyu. 162 00:06:58,784 --> 00:07:02,186 ♪ 163 00:07:02,628 --> 00:07:05,577 ♪ We drove a million miles ♪ 164 00:07:06,330 --> 00:07:08,440 ♪ To be with you tonight ♪ 165 00:07:08,465 --> 00:07:09,967 ♪ 166 00:07:09,974 --> 00:07:13,041 ♪ So if you're feeling low ♪ 167 00:07:13,779 --> 00:07:15,979 ♪ Turn up your radio ♪ 168 00:07:15,996 --> 00:07:17,508 ♪ 169 00:07:17,513 --> 00:07:20,163 ♪ The words we use are strong ♪ 170 00:07:21,179 --> 00:07:23,601 ♪ They make reality ♪ 171 00:07:23,614 --> 00:07:24,835 ♪ 172 00:07:24,847 --> 00:07:27,708 ♪ So turn the music on ♪ 173 00:07:28,586 --> 00:07:31,433 ♪ Whoa, baby, dance with me ♪ 174 00:07:31,458 --> 00:07:32,821 ♪ Yeah ♪ 175 00:07:33,337 --> 00:07:35,250 - Ready? - Yes. 176 00:07:35,811 --> 00:07:38,710 Although you could just give me the answers to the questions you're gonna ask, right? 177 00:07:38,716 --> 00:07:39,849 Yep, let's do that. Good call. 178 00:07:39,862 --> 00:07:41,316 - Yes. - This was fun, though. 179 00:07:41,329 --> 00:07:42,096 I hated it. 180 00:07:51,650 --> 00:07:56,565 All right, hello, and welcome to the Hallman House '80s trivia night, 181 00:07:56,577 --> 00:07:58,717 where the grand prizes are actually grand. 182 00:07:58,736 --> 00:08:01,187 Okay, you know why you're here. I know why I'm here. 183 00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:02,860 To win... 184 00:08:02,873 --> 00:08:04,620 ♪ Baby ♪ 185 00:08:04,632 --> 00:08:07,235 A life-size Predator statue. 186 00:08:07,241 --> 00:08:09,684 Yes, that's what I'm talking about. 187 00:08:09,709 --> 00:08:11,095 Great. All right. 188 00:08:11,108 --> 00:08:12,857 First question. Hands on your dingers. 189 00:08:13,808 --> 00:08:18,589 In the movie Stand By Me, what was the name of River Phoenix's 190 00:08:18,601 --> 00:08:20,809 character's older brother? 191 00:08:22,352 --> 00:08:24,498 - Bobby Phoenix. - No. 192 00:08:24,511 --> 00:08:26,578 - Jeff Phoenix. - No. 193 00:08:26,584 --> 00:08:29,597 - Phoenix Sons. - Mmm... nope. Now you're drifting. 194 00:08:29,616 --> 00:08:31,472 - Shaq. - No. What? 195 00:08:32,081 --> 00:08:33,608 Okay, you know what? 196 00:08:33,620 --> 00:08:35,846 I think the concussions are starting to stack up against me. 197 00:08:36,731 --> 00:08:37,985 Eyeball Chambers. 198 00:08:38,010 --> 00:08:39,457 - Correct. - That's my boy right there. 199 00:08:39,469 --> 00:08:40,808 All day long, baby. 200 00:08:40,822 --> 00:08:41,795 - Ooh. - Ow! 201 00:08:42,808 --> 00:08:47,362 All right, uh, t-t-time for question numero two. 202 00:08:47,368 --> 00:08:49,759 Plutonium. Barry Manilow's wardrobe. 203 00:08:49,772 --> 00:08:51,355 Alabama Black Snake. 204 00:08:51,367 --> 00:08:53,501 "Rolls-Royce and the grill alone costs 12 grand." 205 00:08:53,521 --> 00:08:56,519 "I'll buy that for a dollar." Short Circuit 2. 206 00:08:56,525 --> 00:08:58,578 Toontown and it was called "dip." 207 00:08:58,603 --> 00:08:59,817 Hardbodies. 208 00:08:59,830 --> 00:09:01,219 "It was nothing like that, penis breath." 209 00:09:01,752 --> 00:09:02,878 Yeah! 210 00:09:02,893 --> 00:09:05,586 - Mmm. - Okay, uh, question 51. 211 00:09:05,593 --> 00:09:10,886 Uh, leads us to round... two. 212 00:09:10,911 --> 00:09:13,217 It's gonna begin shortly at TelAmeriCorp. 213 00:09:13,223 --> 00:09:15,460 We're not going anywhere. Read the next question, bro. 214 00:09:15,466 --> 00:09:18,477 No, you are gonna go somewhere if you want this bomb-ass statue. 215 00:09:18,489 --> 00:09:20,250 Unless you guys are forfeiting. 216 00:09:20,263 --> 00:09:23,439 In which case, there's a "no money back" policy. 217 00:09:23,452 --> 00:09:24,926 - That's a "gwarantee." - That's right. 218 00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:26,505 Fine. Whatever. 219 00:09:26,511 --> 00:09:27,780 Okay, where is this place? 220 00:09:27,805 --> 00:09:28,878 - Okay. - It's right up the street. 221 00:09:28,896 --> 00:09:30,769 You know the Target where that lady got murdered? 222 00:09:30,776 --> 00:09:31,690 Cool. 223 00:09:33,975 --> 00:09:35,748 If Ders doesn't bail us out, we are screwed. 224 00:09:35,762 --> 00:09:37,469 Oh, he will. He will. 225 00:09:38,291 --> 00:09:40,405 Yo, Carl. Can we get a ride? 226 00:09:40,935 --> 00:09:42,534 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 227 00:09:43,278 --> 00:09:44,799 - No problem. - Cool. - Awesome, dude. 228 00:09:45,145 --> 00:09:46,425 What are my weaknesses? 229 00:09:46,445 --> 00:09:50,760 Um... I'm too passionate, you know? 230 00:09:50,780 --> 00:09:52,987 I've been called a workaholic. 231 00:09:52,993 --> 00:09:56,700 And I'm on time entirely too often. 232 00:10:01,521 --> 00:10:04,292 Punctual. That's good, that's good. 233 00:10:04,305 --> 00:10:08,009 And, uh, where do you see yourself in, say, five years? 234 00:10:12,798 --> 00:10:15,235 Richard. May I call you Richard? 235 00:10:15,714 --> 00:10:19,845 I got to tell ya, if I'm honest, I see myself as branch manager, and 236 00:10:19,870 --> 00:10:21,650 I know that's your job, 237 00:10:22,234 --> 00:10:24,250 but I feel like I could do it better 238 00:10:24,269 --> 00:10:27,577 with a little something I call "the Ders Effect." 239 00:10:28,615 --> 00:10:31,056 Ders Effect? That's a new one. 240 00:10:31,834 --> 00:10:37,362 I'll tell ya, I've never had my job put in jeopardy by an interviewee, but... 241 00:10:38,310 --> 00:10:42,080 It's the wake-up call I needed, I'll be honest, Mr. Holmvik. 242 00:10:42,093 --> 00:10:43,864 So you're hired. 243 00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:48,933 In fact, I'm gonna give you double pay and full "bennies," so... Hi. 244 00:10:49,867 --> 00:10:51,675 - Howdy. - Hey. 245 00:10:51,682 --> 00:10:54,409 Hey, uh, what are you guys doing here? 246 00:10:54,415 --> 00:10:55,709 What are you doing here? 247 00:10:55,715 --> 00:10:57,384 Wait, are you doing a podcast right now? 248 00:10:57,397 --> 00:10:58,788 - No. - Oh, my gosh. 249 00:10:58,794 --> 00:11:00,580 - You were about to 'bate it. - That's what I was figuring. 250 00:11:00,592 --> 00:11:01,779 - Oh. - Wasn't gonna-- 251 00:11:01,785 --> 00:11:05,251 - What happened at the house? - Oh, well, the scam nose-doved, 252 00:11:05,257 --> 00:11:08,626 'cause you ditched us like a real dickhead. 253 00:11:08,632 --> 00:11:11,562 So we brought the game to you. Everybody's in the conference room. 254 00:11:11,575 --> 00:11:14,053 Wh-what? No, no, no, no. Th-this can't happen. 255 00:11:14,066 --> 00:11:15,486 Oh, no, don't worry, you know, it's all good. 256 00:11:15,499 --> 00:11:19,024 We're actually here to help you finish your stupid little Alice job stuff 257 00:11:19,044 --> 00:11:20,561 and then we're gonna send you in the room 258 00:11:20,574 --> 00:11:22,830 and you're gonna just clean up, buddy. 259 00:11:22,843 --> 00:11:24,137 - Rack 'em and stack 'em. - Come on. 260 00:11:24,156 --> 00:11:25,717 - Let's go. - I can't. 261 00:11:25,723 --> 00:11:27,150 - That's the mask. - I-- 262 00:11:27,163 --> 00:11:29,385 Alice didn't email me about working here, okay? 263 00:11:29,398 --> 00:11:32,418 I'm here because I'm about to interview with another branch manager. 264 00:11:32,896 --> 00:11:35,510 There's an opening sales director position, and I wanted it. 265 00:11:35,516 --> 00:11:36,736 Blake... 266 00:11:37,567 --> 00:11:38,561 punch this man. 267 00:11:38,574 --> 00:11:41,245 Okay, wait, we don't need a sales director, okay? 268 00:11:41,258 --> 00:11:45,008 What we need right now is a child who sat in front of a TV, 269 00:11:45,021 --> 00:11:48,188 unloved, for hours upon hours until he mutated 270 00:11:48,213 --> 00:11:51,243 into the '80s movie trivia genius that sits before us now. 271 00:11:51,249 --> 00:11:53,476 I take that as a compliment, okay, buddy? 272 00:11:53,489 --> 00:11:55,678 And guess what? Best thing about the whole trivia scam 273 00:11:55,692 --> 00:11:56,965 is that it doesn't have to happen. 274 00:11:56,978 --> 00:11:58,438 So I'm gonna go squash it right now. 275 00:11:58,451 --> 00:11:59,305 - Why? - No, no, no. 276 00:11:59,325 --> 00:12:01,059 Don't. We're scammers, Anders, 277 00:12:01,065 --> 00:12:02,481 - just admit it. - No, Anders, do not! 278 00:12:02,488 --> 00:12:05,049 - Hey, get--stop! - Hi, gang. 279 00:12:05,055 --> 00:12:07,307 Sorry for the mix-up, but there's no trivia here today, 280 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:09,054 so you guys can all just head on out. 281 00:12:09,060 --> 00:12:10,620 - There definitely is, so-- - Don't listen to him. 282 00:12:10,633 --> 00:12:12,680 What's the matter? Scared you won't win the statue from us? 283 00:12:12,692 --> 00:12:13,860 If there was a statue, 284 00:12:13,866 --> 00:12:16,291 I would eviscerate you fools, do you understand me? 285 00:12:16,298 --> 00:12:18,331 But since there's not, I guess I'll be seeing you. 286 00:12:18,350 --> 00:12:19,724 Good-bye, good-bye, good-bye. 287 00:12:19,730 --> 00:12:21,619 What are you saying? There was never a statue? 288 00:12:22,411 --> 00:12:24,204 Yeah, there totally is. 289 00:12:24,217 --> 00:12:26,363 Okay, there was a statue. Remember? At the house? 290 00:12:26,382 --> 00:12:27,195 You see it? 291 00:12:27,208 --> 00:12:29,739 I suggest you get it here now 292 00:12:29,764 --> 00:12:33,066 before I start looking around this place for a new grand prize. 293 00:12:33,489 --> 00:12:35,004 There's no grand prizes here. 294 00:12:35,437 --> 00:12:36,865 - No, no, no. Don't-- - Fax machine. 295 00:12:36,884 --> 00:12:38,764 No, no, no, no. Please, don't. Oh! 296 00:12:38,777 --> 00:12:40,004 - Oh! - Hey! Hey! 297 00:12:40,017 --> 00:12:41,989 - Ooh. - You want to get physical? 298 00:12:41,997 --> 00:12:43,010 Let's get physical. 299 00:12:43,017 --> 00:12:44,352 - Okay! - Jeez, stop! 300 00:12:44,377 --> 00:12:47,570 - Get off! Get your hands off of me! - Get off of me, bro! 301 00:12:47,581 --> 00:12:49,994 Get the Predator statue here, now. 302 00:12:50,007 --> 00:12:53,794 In the meantime, we'll be in here slamming beers and trashing. 303 00:12:55,022 --> 00:12:56,649 - You idiots. - No--damn it! 304 00:12:56,655 --> 00:12:58,285 Get him, Adam! 305 00:12:58,305 --> 00:12:59,885 What are you guys doing to me? 306 00:12:59,891 --> 00:13:01,199 What are you doing to us, man? 307 00:13:01,205 --> 00:13:02,423 - No, I asked first. - We asked second. 308 00:13:02,437 --> 00:13:06,029 - What are you doing to us, man? - A-a-and you bailed first-- on the scam. 309 00:13:06,042 --> 00:13:08,756 Everything doesn't have to be a scam, okay? 310 00:13:08,775 --> 00:13:10,179 The whole reason I want this job 311 00:13:10,185 --> 00:13:12,309 is so that I don't have to trick people out of money anymore. 312 00:13:12,321 --> 00:13:14,354 I'll just have money. Is that crazy? 313 00:13:14,366 --> 00:13:15,945 It'll be in my pockets, I'll pull it out, 314 00:13:15,965 --> 00:13:17,549 and I'll give it to you guys if you want it. 315 00:13:17,565 --> 00:13:20,258 Trickle-down economics. I know that. I watch Wolf Blitzer. 316 00:13:20,264 --> 00:13:21,378 Just 'cause his name's so cool. 317 00:13:21,391 --> 00:13:24,424 Well, guess what, there's three neo-greaser Asian dudes in there 318 00:13:24,443 --> 00:13:25,841 destroying our office right now, 319 00:13:25,860 --> 00:13:27,866 and our jobs are flying out the fricking window. 320 00:13:27,879 --> 00:13:29,067 Oh, yeah. 321 00:13:29,593 --> 00:13:32,570 I've got an idea, but it's a little scammish. 322 00:13:32,584 --> 00:13:34,099 - That's cool. - Fine, I don't care. 323 00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:37,609 Let's just do it fast, because the branch manager guy's gonna be here any minute. 324 00:13:37,628 --> 00:13:39,916 - Sorry, I'm early. - Richard! 325 00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:51,447 That's Mr. Ottmar, Anders. 326 00:13:51,453 --> 00:13:52,647 "Ah-nders." 327 00:13:52,668 --> 00:13:53,787 That's what I said. 328 00:13:54,277 --> 00:13:56,830 So, shall we head inside? Have a little chat? 329 00:13:56,843 --> 00:14:00,574 Yeah, uh, actually-- the door is locked. 330 00:14:00,580 --> 00:14:03,822 It's been a little finicky lately so, ugh, but-- 331 00:14:03,847 --> 00:14:06,454 - Locksmiths. We're here to... - We're--we work-- That's what-- 332 00:14:06,467 --> 00:14:07,696 These are our uniforms. 333 00:14:07,702 --> 00:14:09,605 Yeah, so they're gonna-- Shut up. 334 00:14:09,630 --> 00:14:10,883 - Gonna-- - Ye olde locksmith. 335 00:14:10,889 --> 00:14:12,817 Just-- Maybe go fix the door. 336 00:14:12,830 --> 00:14:16,025 So, while that's happening, maybe we talk... 337 00:14:16,632 --> 00:14:17,828 In there? 338 00:14:18,454 --> 00:14:21,579 Uh... sure. 339 00:14:21,604 --> 00:14:23,060 - Yeah. Yes. - Okay. Yes, great. 340 00:14:23,064 --> 00:14:24,704 - After you. - Oh, no, please. 341 00:14:24,716 --> 00:14:26,424 - I insist. - No, I--it's your office. 342 00:14:26,437 --> 00:14:28,591 - All right, car, but yeah. Great. - Right, okay, fine. 343 00:14:28,609 --> 00:14:30,462 Well, I guess I should have gone first. Sorry, I'll get the door. 344 00:14:30,476 --> 00:14:32,183 Hey, you should hire my boy Ders. 345 00:14:32,196 --> 00:14:33,728 He's hella smart. 346 00:14:34,072 --> 00:14:36,485 Okay, these guys want a Predator statue? 347 00:14:36,504 --> 00:14:37,924 Let's give it to 'em. 348 00:14:40,235 --> 00:14:42,481 Ah, the hockey stuff. 349 00:14:42,886 --> 00:14:43,786 I don't get it. 350 00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:47,773 Tell me a few of your weaknesses. 351 00:14:48,372 --> 00:14:52,667 Just pick one thing about yourself that you really need to work on. 352 00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:56,744 Yeah. I could be on time less. 353 00:14:57,366 --> 00:14:59,259 So you want to be late? 354 00:15:00,180 --> 00:15:01,172 Yeah. 355 00:15:01,186 --> 00:15:02,526 Hey, you big, dumb idiots! 356 00:15:02,532 --> 00:15:05,799 We got the grand prize, the Predator statue. Come collect it. 357 00:15:05,813 --> 00:15:07,302 Show me. Where is it? 358 00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:09,174 Are you blind? It's right there. 359 00:15:09,180 --> 00:15:11,500 ♪ Baby ♪ 360 00:15:12,064 --> 00:15:13,284 It's real. It's legit. 361 00:15:13,298 --> 00:15:15,524 Great, come on out, individually. 362 00:15:15,876 --> 00:15:17,402 - Stop! - How stupid do you think we are? 363 00:15:17,404 --> 00:15:19,548 - Get-- - We can see it's your dumbass friend dressed up. 364 00:15:21,811 --> 00:15:23,531 Is that a Falkor car? 365 00:15:23,537 --> 00:15:25,425 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. Yeah, it is. 366 00:15:25,431 --> 00:15:26,685 - We made it ourselves. - We did. 367 00:15:26,705 --> 00:15:28,783 We're thinking of taking photos and putting it on Pinterest. 368 00:15:28,797 --> 00:15:31,236 It's, like, do-it-yourself. It's like, you can also do this 369 00:15:31,248 --> 00:15:32,715 if you have the time and the willpower. 370 00:15:32,728 --> 00:15:34,628 What's the deal? You a big Neverending Story fan? 371 00:15:34,648 --> 00:15:36,852 It's a good movie. What? Oh. 372 00:15:36,871 --> 00:15:38,463 Does a rockbiter bite rocks? 373 00:15:38,478 --> 00:15:40,671 That's a cool tattoo. It looks like, uh... 374 00:15:40,678 --> 00:15:42,198 Like a gigantic gaping butthole. 375 00:15:42,217 --> 00:15:44,407 - Unique. - You're a unique person. 376 00:15:44,963 --> 00:15:46,851 You guys like drag racing, right? 377 00:15:46,876 --> 00:15:48,030 We've been known to drift. 378 00:15:48,052 --> 00:15:51,335 How 'bout we race for pink slips? 379 00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:53,738 You win, you get the Fal-car. 380 00:15:53,751 --> 00:15:56,825 We win, you guys just bounce on out of here, 381 00:15:56,837 --> 00:15:58,686 and then sort of admit 382 00:15:58,711 --> 00:16:01,064 that I'm the most Atreyu-looking dude you've ever met. 383 00:16:01,089 --> 00:16:02,311 Great, deal. Let's do it. 384 00:16:02,324 --> 00:16:03,574 Okay. 385 00:16:04,983 --> 00:16:05,967 ♪ Baby ♪ 386 00:16:05,980 --> 00:16:08,024 Rude! 387 00:16:08,049 --> 00:16:09,649 You'd have my job? 388 00:16:09,663 --> 00:16:13,693 That's right, and it would only take me five years to take it. Impressed? 389 00:16:13,712 --> 00:16:16,332 Why would I hire someone who wants to take my job away? 390 00:16:16,351 --> 00:16:18,178 I'm smarter than I look, 391 00:16:18,198 --> 00:16:19,518 and I know that I look pretty smart. 392 00:16:19,531 --> 00:16:21,325 I'm not sure I get that exactly. 393 00:16:21,337 --> 00:16:23,249 Hey, guys. Still in the middle of this. 394 00:16:23,269 --> 00:16:24,623 No, I get that, I totally do, 395 00:16:24,635 --> 00:16:27,388 but we got to race these movie buffs or they're gonna knock out our teeth out. 396 00:16:27,394 --> 00:16:29,239 I think I'll be leaving now. 397 00:16:29,245 --> 00:16:31,532 - Hey! - Ahh! - Don't make me kick your asses. 398 00:16:31,544 --> 00:16:32,912 Let's go! 399 00:16:33,696 --> 00:16:35,509 I think I'll be staying now. 400 00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:37,481 What if I gave you a Westley mask? 401 00:16:37,491 --> 00:16:39,025 Help us, Dersy. 402 00:16:41,129 --> 00:16:42,524 As you wish. 403 00:16:47,508 --> 00:16:50,201 First one past the fence, bro. 404 00:16:50,214 --> 00:16:51,626 That's right. 405 00:16:51,639 --> 00:16:54,287 Luckdragon's about to be mine, baby. 406 00:16:54,300 --> 00:16:55,659 All right. 407 00:16:55,672 --> 00:16:59,392 - Wait, what's he talking about? - Oh. Okay, on Jenny's go. 408 00:16:59,411 --> 00:17:00,687 Okay, Jenny! 409 00:17:07,277 --> 00:17:08,397 - Wait, wait, wait! Oh, no! - Stop! 410 00:17:08,410 --> 00:17:09,709 Wait, what? 411 00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:16,525 Speed bumps, they're not just for hockey anymore. 412 00:17:19,487 --> 00:17:22,337 ♪ 413 00:17:22,362 --> 00:17:25,273 You lose. 414 00:17:25,298 --> 00:17:27,126 ♪ 415 00:17:28,849 --> 00:17:29,796 Whoo! 416 00:17:29,815 --> 00:17:31,250 Yeah! That was cool, right? 417 00:17:31,271 --> 00:17:32,691 - That worked. - Oh, yeah. 418 00:17:32,704 --> 00:17:36,779 That was the most interesting interview I have ever been a part of. 419 00:17:36,791 --> 00:17:39,285 - That's great, right? - That is great, mm-hmm. 420 00:17:39,290 --> 00:17:42,925 Sir, I think you'd be a fool not to hire Ders. 421 00:17:42,944 --> 00:17:45,918 If there's anything we can say for him, he's extremely loyal. 422 00:17:45,938 --> 00:17:48,840 He is loyal. That is true. He's like a dog. 423 00:17:48,852 --> 00:17:51,940 He will lick the peanut butter off those corporate nut sacks. 424 00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:52,920 - Okay, Adam. - Yep. 425 00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:54,148 - Yeah, Adam, you did-- - Okay, so-- 426 00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:55,364 - Thanks, guys. - So, yeah. 427 00:17:55,377 --> 00:17:56,667 We'll, uh, leave you with that. 428 00:17:56,689 --> 00:17:57,877 All right. Bye. 429 00:17:57,902 --> 00:17:58,798 There's our endorsement. 430 00:17:58,804 --> 00:18:00,746 - Yep. Good-bye. - Bye, friends. 431 00:18:04,730 --> 00:18:07,694 - So-- - Can I cut you off, sir? 432 00:18:08,433 --> 00:18:10,537 Because I don't want you to waste your time. 433 00:18:10,544 --> 00:18:12,466 I'm not gonna accept your offer. 434 00:18:13,218 --> 00:18:14,451 All right, I just-- 435 00:18:14,793 --> 00:18:19,169 I can't leave these guys for the bright lights of TAC San Bernardino. I can't. 436 00:18:19,752 --> 00:18:21,885 And I've actually got a few tips for you about interviewing. 437 00:18:21,898 --> 00:18:26,274 Anders, I am so not offering you a job. 438 00:18:26,287 --> 00:18:29,602 I don't--Uh-- See you at the Christmas party. 439 00:18:31,670 --> 00:18:35,129 Oh, and by the way, I just texted Alice. 440 00:18:35,141 --> 00:18:36,753 She's on her way over here right now 441 00:18:36,778 --> 00:18:39,611 to sort out whatever it is you've been doing here today. 442 00:18:39,636 --> 00:18:40,780 Wait. 443 00:18:51,692 --> 00:18:54,602 - Boom chaka-laka! - Ooh! Big baby in ya business. 444 00:18:54,616 --> 00:18:57,743 - You are such a good jumper. - Thank you. - Hey, you guys, I didn't take the job. 445 00:18:57,756 --> 00:18:59,758 - Oh, good. That's great. - Yes. 446 00:18:59,765 --> 00:19:01,566 That's great, 'cause that dude was a perv, man. 447 00:19:01,580 --> 00:19:04,107 - He probably would have tried to finger your binghole or something. - Yeah. 448 00:19:04,126 --> 00:19:05,427 He smells like vitamins, right? 449 00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:08,187 - Right. - Also, he didn't offer me the job, either. 450 00:19:08,206 --> 00:19:10,145 And in other news, the bitch snitched. 451 00:19:10,151 --> 00:19:11,825 Alice is on her way here right now. 452 00:19:11,838 --> 00:19:13,328 - What? - Yeah. 453 00:19:14,105 --> 00:19:16,365 Okay, well, we better clean this place up before she gets here. 454 00:19:16,371 --> 00:19:18,028 Go, go, go, go, go. 455 00:19:21,454 --> 00:19:22,462 ♪ 456 00:19:22,487 --> 00:19:25,457 ♪ Mmm, yeah ♪ 457 00:19:26,223 --> 00:19:28,276 ♪ I used to think maybe you loved me ♪ 458 00:19:30,248 --> 00:19:32,208 - Awesome, we did it. - Whoo! Whoo! 459 00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:33,483 Ohh. 460 00:19:33,483 --> 00:19:35,630 Wait a second. Why are we here? 461 00:19:35,643 --> 00:19:39,264 When she walks in, she's gonna want to know why we're here. 462 00:19:40,912 --> 00:19:42,112 Put it back! Put it back! 463 00:19:42,126 --> 00:19:43,802 Put it back. Put it back. 464 00:19:43,814 --> 00:19:45,369 Wait, no. 465 00:19:45,382 --> 00:19:47,728 - Put the '80s stuff back. Don't trash it. - Yes. 466 00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:50,788 ♪ 467 00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:55,438 ♪ 'Cause I just can't wait till you write me ♪ 468 00:19:55,451 --> 00:19:57,912 ♪ You're coming around ♪ 469 00:20:00,131 --> 00:20:02,504 Hey, what the hell are you three idiots doing here? 470 00:20:02,517 --> 00:20:06,404 I just got a text from Richard Ottmar saying that the office is trashed. 471 00:20:06,417 --> 00:20:09,223 What? He called our '80s trivia party decorations trash? 472 00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:11,178 Okay, that's on him, and actually, I'm offended. 473 00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:12,893 I'm sorry, '80s trivia party? 474 00:20:12,906 --> 00:20:14,280 Yeah, you just-- 475 00:20:14,293 --> 00:20:15,500 - Oh, you know what? - Oh! 476 00:20:15,519 --> 00:20:18,532 - Aw! - I feel so bad for you 'cause you ruined our surprise. 477 00:20:18,537 --> 00:20:20,653 - We were gonna do, like, a fun lunchtime thing... - Surprise. 478 00:20:20,676 --> 00:20:23,289 - ...for everybody on Monday, and this was it. - Oh. 479 00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:25,883 That's actually kind of sweet. 480 00:20:25,889 --> 00:20:28,964 What if we just, like, took the whole afternoon off and we all, like, 481 00:20:28,970 --> 00:20:32,211 got to know each other like The Breakfast Club, or something like that? 482 00:20:32,230 --> 00:20:34,802 - Yeah. - She's so cool. 483 00:20:34,815 --> 00:20:37,276 Listen closely, bozos. 484 00:20:37,296 --> 00:20:40,232 Okay, there are no surprises in my office, okay? 485 00:20:40,927 --> 00:20:42,790 I cannot believe I left the Garage Band workshop 486 00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:44,030 at the Apple Store for this. 487 00:20:44,037 --> 00:20:46,717 Okay, take all this crap down and get out. 488 00:20:47,584 --> 00:20:48,979 Sorry. 489 00:20:51,045 --> 00:20:52,487 So that worked. 490 00:20:54,022 --> 00:20:55,729 We're still alive. We're still alive. 491 00:20:55,749 --> 00:20:56,755 We got this. 492 00:20:56,768 --> 00:20:58,561 We still work here. We've got our jobs. 493 00:20:58,573 --> 00:21:00,098 We've got this. 494 00:21:00,642 --> 00:21:01,456 No? 495 00:21:01,462 --> 00:21:06,562 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com Resync for WEB-DL by Norther 496 00:21:07,046 --> 00:21:09,199 I noticed your tie. What is that, Merona? 497 00:21:09,224 --> 00:21:10,131 Yes, it is. 498 00:21:10,156 --> 00:21:12,869 You got that at the Target where the woman was murdered? 499 00:21:12,879 --> 00:21:14,287 - Yes. - Oh, my god. 500 00:21:14,312 --> 00:21:16,392 Yes, that was-- I got, like, 12 of them. 501 00:21:16,417 --> 00:21:17,877 The sales after that. 502 00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:19,382 - I know. - It was incredible. 503 00:21:19,393 --> 00:21:21,694 But, boy, I bought those right up.