1 00:00:01,835 --> 00:00:03,587 Uh-Oh. Oh, Oh. 2 00:00:03,670 --> 00:00:04,762 Jordan! 3 00:00:04,838 --> 00:00:05,839 Oh, nice block! 4 00:00:05,923 --> 00:00:07,425 Get out of my house, Caesar. 5 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:09,306 More like a studio apartment, really, but... 6 00:00:09,384 --> 00:00:10,761 Okay. Okay, okay. 7 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:12,938 Get ready for the Patrick Kane of the roller game. 8 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:15,357 Yeah, right, more like Joe Nut Sakic. 9 00:00:15,432 --> 00:00:17,434 Whoa. Make it. Take it. 10 00:00:17,518 --> 00:00:18,815 That doesn't count. That doesn't count. 11 00:00:18,894 --> 00:00:20,817 - What are you doing? - Fast break, going for it, baby. 12 00:00:20,896 --> 00:00:22,944 - Fast break to what? - DeMamp off DeMamp. 13 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:24,866 - Fast break to what? - Oh, he's picking up speed. 14 00:00:24,942 --> 00:00:25,989 Ow! 15 00:00:26,068 --> 00:00:27,035 Oh! 16 00:00:27,110 --> 00:00:28,737 (SQUEALING) 17 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:34,873 I hurted my dick. 18 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:38,900 Ripped By mstoll 19 00:00:38,997 --> 00:00:40,294 (SINGING) I'm fresh 20 00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:43,673 You gotta, you gotta You gotta, gotta 21 00:00:43,752 --> 00:00:45,379 Gotta be fresh 22 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:52,098 Dude, no one can score on me. I'm a fricking brick wall. 23 00:00:52,177 --> 00:00:55,556 Seriously, you are, but you bit it pretty hard out there. You okay? 24 00:00:55,639 --> 00:01:00,566 Dude, no one could score on me. I'm a fricking brick wall. 25 00:01:00,644 --> 00:01:02,396 - Yeah, you just said that. - Yeah. 26 00:01:02,646 --> 00:01:04,489 Really? Oh, you know what? 27 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:06,283 I might have another concussion. 28 00:01:06,358 --> 00:01:08,736 Stacks on stacks, right? Beer me. 29 00:01:08,819 --> 00:01:11,322 Hello, hello, everybody. 30 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:13,999 Get ready to hit 88 miles an hour, 31 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:16,793 'cause '80s movie trivia is about to begin! 32 00:01:16,868 --> 00:01:20,338 The table with the most correct answers wins the grand prize. 33 00:01:20,831 --> 00:01:22,424 I bet it's a Casio keyboard. 34 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:23,500 - Oh. - That'd be good. 35 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:25,552 Ders, you know a lot about, like, stupid '80s movies, right? 36 00:01:25,627 --> 00:01:28,927 - 'Cause you're so old? - Yes, I do know my '80s flicks like whoa, 37 00:01:29,006 --> 00:01:34,388 so consider that grand prize "on lock dizzle." 38 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:36,601 Ders, we are your best friends. 39 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:39,103 Never, ever say "lock dizzle" ever again. 40 00:01:39,182 --> 00:01:41,105 All right, here we go. First question. 41 00:01:41,184 --> 00:01:43,607 In this 1986 action film, 42 00:01:43,687 --> 00:01:47,282 wrestler-turned-actor Jesse Ventura "ain't got time to bleed." 43 00:01:47,357 --> 00:01:48,449 (BELL DINGS) 44 00:01:48,525 --> 00:01:51,028 Predator. And it was '87, 45 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:53,205 you plaid shirt wearing fucking idiot. 46 00:01:54,531 --> 00:01:56,909 "That's not a knife," that's our reigning champs 47 00:01:56,992 --> 00:01:59,620 with the first correct answer. Next question. 48 00:01:59,703 --> 00:02:02,422 In what 1983 film, starring Tom Cruise 49 00:02:02,497 --> 00:02:04,090 and Joey "Pants" Pantoliano... 50 00:02:04,166 --> 00:02:05,839 (BELL DINGS) 51 00:02:05,917 --> 00:02:07,885 Risky Business. 52 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:10,510 - HOST: Correct. - Yes! Yes! 53 00:02:10,589 --> 00:02:12,262 - Suck our dicks! - (BLAKE LAUGHING) 54 00:02:12,341 --> 00:02:13,763 Sorry. Two for two. 55 00:02:13,842 --> 00:02:15,139 - HOST: Next question. - ('80S MUSIC PLAYING) 56 00:02:15,218 --> 00:02:17,266 - (BELL DINGS) - John Hughes. John Hughes. 57 00:02:17,346 --> 00:02:18,438 John Cusack. 58 00:02:18,513 --> 00:02:19,560 Joan Cusack. 59 00:02:19,723 --> 00:02:21,851 Corey... Feldman? 60 00:02:21,933 --> 00:02:23,276 - (BELL DINGS) - "Aloha, Mr. Hand." 61 00:02:23,352 --> 00:02:26,151 - (BELL DINGS) - Joseph Yoshinobu Takagi. 62 00:02:27,064 --> 00:02:28,065 (BELL DINGS) 63 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:29,195 The Triple Lindy. 64 00:02:29,274 --> 00:02:31,868 A Chinese girl with green eyes. 65 00:02:31,943 --> 00:02:33,911 Critters. Spores, molds, and fungus? 66 00:02:34,363 --> 00:02:37,492 "Freeze, you diseased rhinoceros pizzle." 67 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:40,662 HOST: All right, that is it. Game over. 68 00:02:40,744 --> 00:02:41,916 - ADAM: Yes! Whoo! - Our reigning champs 69 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:43,622 have been dethroned by... 70 00:02:43,705 --> 00:02:46,299 Shut up. Shut up real quick. What's the grand prize? 71 00:02:46,375 --> 00:02:50,221 The board game that inspired the classic '80s movie, Clue. 72 00:02:50,295 --> 00:02:51,968 - Oh, hell yeah, dude, sweet. - Clue. Dude, dope. 73 00:02:52,047 --> 00:02:54,015 Clue, a board game. We don't need a fricking clue! 74 00:02:54,091 --> 00:02:55,718 You need a clue, man! 75 00:02:55,801 --> 00:02:59,101 Where's the Casio keyboard? Where is it? 76 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:00,351 Okay. 77 00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:02,307 Whole thing's a fricking... 78 00:03:02,391 --> 00:03:05,941 It's a scam. It's a scam, and I refuse to be scammed. 79 00:03:07,896 --> 00:03:09,614 Adam's out. 80 00:03:12,401 --> 00:03:13,823 Shouldn't have those on in here. 81 00:03:15,946 --> 00:03:18,040 Ders, it's fricking raining, okay? 82 00:03:18,115 --> 00:03:20,868 Can you go get the car? I refuse to be dampened. 83 00:03:20,951 --> 00:03:22,749 - I'm not gonna... - Hey. 84 00:03:22,953 --> 00:03:24,705 Nice work. 85 00:03:24,788 --> 00:03:28,213 How about we, uh, take this to the streets? 86 00:03:28,291 --> 00:03:29,713 Okay. What, street names 87 00:03:29,793 --> 00:03:31,716 or, like, construction and engineering questions? 88 00:03:31,962 --> 00:03:34,465 Doesn't matter to me. My uncle works for Caltrans. 89 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:35,640 I got a leg up. 90 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:38,890 I'm talking about street racing. 91 00:03:38,969 --> 00:03:41,939 Yeah, no, I knew. Also, I get the whole Better Off Dead reference. 92 00:03:42,013 --> 00:03:45,734 Funny, but can you not turn off the whole '80s thing? 93 00:03:45,809 --> 00:03:48,062 I'd like you to just go click off. 94 00:03:48,145 --> 00:03:51,069 And I want you to take that and go click on and keep it on, 95 00:03:51,148 --> 00:03:52,616 and even turn up the volume on it. 96 00:03:52,691 --> 00:03:54,659 - But I just... - I want you to turn up the volume 97 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:58,035 because we are having a trivia night at our house tomorrow, 98 00:03:58,113 --> 00:04:01,367 and the grand prize, it's gonna be grand. 99 00:04:01,450 --> 00:04:02,542 What's the grand prize? 100 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:04,962 The grand prize is... 101 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:07,964 A Predator statue. 102 00:04:08,039 --> 00:04:10,212 ADAM: Yep, it's a Predator statue, 103 00:04:10,292 --> 00:04:12,215 and you better come correct. Bring your A-game 104 00:04:12,294 --> 00:04:15,047 with a $20 buy-in, because my boy Ders... 105 00:04:15,130 --> 00:04:16,507 - Hey. - He ain't playin'. 106 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:18,513 - What? - (LAUGHS) What? 107 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:20,219 - He is playing- - Okay. 108 00:04:20,302 --> 00:04:22,100 But he ain't playin', you know what I mean? 109 00:04:22,179 --> 00:04:23,726 All right. See you tomorrow. 110 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:25,227 "Neo maxi zoom dweebie." 111 00:04:25,307 --> 00:04:26,854 (CHUCKLES) Breakfast Club. 112 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:28,025 Nice. 113 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:29,569 - I knew that. - Really good. "Clever girl." 114 00:04:29,644 --> 00:04:31,021 - That was good. - I hate you. 115 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:32,731 Jurassic Park, that's a movie too. 116 00:04:32,981 --> 00:04:35,200 Hey, Adam. What are you doing? 117 00:04:36,151 --> 00:04:38,745 Oh, Anders. Click, click, click. 118 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:40,288 Is there anything fricking in there? 119 00:04:40,363 --> 00:04:42,457 We charge them to play trivia. 120 00:04:42,532 --> 00:04:45,001 We say we bought the statue, but we don't, 121 00:04:45,076 --> 00:04:47,625 and since you're such an '80s nerd, we win. 122 00:04:47,704 --> 00:04:49,001 We're scammers. 123 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:51,799 - Yeah. - Dude, no one scores on me. 124 00:04:51,875 --> 00:04:53,627 I'm like a fricking brick wall. 125 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:57,506 Hey. guys, urn... 126 00:04:58,215 --> 00:05:00,468 Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. 127 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:03,474 You killed my father. Prepare to die. 128 00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:05,351 - Pretty good. - We're doing, like, a Princess Bride thing. 129 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:06,727 Here's your Westley costume. 130 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:08,855 I got bad news. I got to go to the office, 131 00:05:08,934 --> 00:05:10,811 so, you're gonna have do Inigo 132 00:05:10,894 --> 00:05:12,646 and the "inconceivable" guy without me. 133 00:05:12,729 --> 00:05:16,404 Well, it's "inconceivable" that you don't realize 134 00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:18,485 that I'm Andre the Giant from Princess Bride. 135 00:05:18,568 --> 00:05:19,660 - BLAKE: Yeah. Come on. - Obviously. 136 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:21,238 And secondly... 137 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:24,662 I am mad at you for some reason, that I just forgot. 138 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:25,958 What is the reason? 139 00:05:26,034 --> 00:05:27,502 Alice just emailed me and she's like, 140 00:05:27,577 --> 00:05:28,920 "You got to come into the office, stretch," 141 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:31,123 and I'm like, "Me, her, in the office alone? 142 00:05:31,206 --> 00:05:32,753 "That's a recipe for getting a lot of work done." 143 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:34,631 So, I'm gonna go in and help her. 144 00:05:34,709 --> 00:05:35,676 - Sorry. - That sounds wrong. 145 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:36,799 Anders, where are you going? 146 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:38,513 - We got a scam, dude. - Anders! 147 00:05:38,588 --> 00:05:40,761 Okay, well, we are screwed dudes. 148 00:05:40,882 --> 00:05:42,225 ANDERS: What the hell? 149 00:05:44,928 --> 00:05:46,930 (LAUGHS) Cool, right? 150 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:48,481 It's Falkor the Luck Dragon. 151 00:05:48,557 --> 00:05:50,184 Yeah, we were gonna do NeverEnding Story, 152 00:05:50,267 --> 00:05:51,940 but then we couldn't decide on who's gonna be Atreyu 153 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:54,862 or who's gonna be Bastian, so we went with Princess Bride. 154 00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:56,986 BLAKE: We did, which sucks, because it's so obvious 155 00:05:57,065 --> 00:05:59,784 I'm Atreyu, you know? He has long hair. I have long hair. 156 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:01,828 He doesn't understand. He's not part of the track. 157 00:06:01,903 --> 00:06:05,328 How can I be Bastian, Blake, when I can barely read? 158 00:06:05,407 --> 00:06:08,035 Hey, guys, my car looks insane! 159 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:12,381 I can't believe you pulled this off, to be honest, first and foremost. 160 00:06:12,455 --> 00:06:13,456 - Thank you. - Adderall. 161 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:14,632 - Tons of it. - Yeah. 162 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:15,709 This is from our couch. 163 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:17,214 Yeah, it's the inside of the couch, a lot of that. 164 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:19,971 I can't drive a car like this today. 165 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:21,635 Or any day. 166 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:23,387 Never mind, just... 167 00:06:23,466 --> 00:06:24,718 - What are you doing? - I have to go. 168 00:06:24,801 --> 00:06:26,599 - Why aren't you happy? - Okay, we have work to do. 169 00:06:26,970 --> 00:06:28,392 ADAM: Sorry, we have a scam to scheme. 170 00:06:28,471 --> 00:06:30,644 - (CAR HONKS) - Okay, very '80s of you 171 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:32,192 to be the responsible nerd of the crew. 172 00:06:32,267 --> 00:06:34,065 - Careful with the tongue. - Bitch. 173 00:06:34,144 --> 00:06:35,566 The tail looks great, I'll say that. 174 00:06:35,645 --> 00:06:38,899 - That does look awesome. Great idea. - Wow, what a fricking bitch. 175 00:06:39,190 --> 00:06:40,487 What? I guess we have to go in there 176 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:43,696 and read the back of a bunch of DVDs and train for this thing. 177 00:06:44,279 --> 00:06:46,327 Reading. Training. 178 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:49,330 That sounds like a very Bastian thing to say. 179 00:06:50,702 --> 00:06:53,251 And I walk away, like Atreyu. 180 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:57,505 (EVERYBODY HAVE FUN TONIGHT PLAYING) 181 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:34,538 - You ready? - Yes. 182 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:37,670 Although you could just give me the answers to the questions you're gonna ask, right? 183 00:07:37,749 --> 00:07:38,796 - Yep, let's do that. Good call. - Yes. 184 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:40,843 - This was fun, though. - I hated it. 185 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:54,270 All right, hello, and welcome to the Hallman House '80s Trivia Night, 186 00:07:54,349 --> 00:07:56,477 where the grand prizes are actually grand. 187 00:07:56,559 --> 00:07:58,812 Okay, you know why you're here. I know why I'm here. 188 00:07:58,895 --> 00:08:00,522 To win... 189 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:04,948 A life-size Predator statue. 190 00:08:05,026 --> 00:08:07,404 Yes, that's what I'm talking about. 191 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:08,704 Great. All right. 192 00:08:08,780 --> 00:08:11,408 First question. Hands on your dingers. (LAUGHS) 193 00:08:11,616 --> 00:08:13,789 In the movie Stand By Me, what was the name 194 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:18,499 of River Phoenix's character's older brother? 195 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:19,958 (BELL DINGS) 196 00:08:20,041 --> 00:08:21,338 Bobby Phoenix. 197 00:08:21,418 --> 00:08:22,510 - No. - (BELL DINGS) 198 00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:23,928 - Jeff Phoenix. - No. 199 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:25,256 - (BELL DINGS) - Phoenix Sons. 200 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:27,261 BLAKE: Mmm... Nope. Now you're drifting. 201 00:08:27,382 --> 00:08:29,635 - Shaq. - No. What? 202 00:08:29,718 --> 00:08:31,140 Okay, you know what? 203 00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:33,438 I think the concussions are starting to stack up against me. 204 00:08:33,763 --> 00:08:35,390 - (BELL DINGS) - Eyeball Chambers. 205 00:08:35,598 --> 00:08:37,020 - Correct. - That's my boy right there. 206 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:38,272 All day long, baby. 207 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:39,648 - Ooh. - Ow! 208 00:08:39,728 --> 00:08:45,155 (CHUCKLES) All right, uh, time for question numero two. 209 00:08:45,233 --> 00:08:47,281 Plutonium. Barry Manilow's wardrobe. 210 00:08:47,485 --> 00:08:48,953 Alabama Black Snake. 211 00:08:49,237 --> 00:08:51,114 "Rolls-Royce and the grill alone costs 12 grand." 212 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:54,121 "I'll buy that for a dollar." Short Circuit 2. 213 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,918 Toontown and it was called "dip." 214 00:08:56,244 --> 00:08:57,416 Hardbodies. 215 00:08:57,495 --> 00:08:58,747 "It was nothing like that, penis breath." 216 00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:00,502 - (LAUGHTER) - Yeah! 217 00:09:00,582 --> 00:09:03,381 - Mmm. - Okay, uh, question 51. 218 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:07,931 Uh, leads us to round... Two. 219 00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:10,888 It's gonna begin shortly at TelAmeriCorp. 220 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:13,140 We're not going anywhere. Read the next question, bro. 221 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:16,098 No, you are gonna go somewhere if you want this bomb-ass statue. 222 00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:17,899 Unless you guys are forfeiting. 223 00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:21,069 In which case, there's a "no money back" policy. 224 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:22,566 - That's a "gwarantee." - That's right. 225 00:09:22,645 --> 00:09:24,147 Fine. Whatever. 226 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:25,527 Okay, where is this place? 227 00:09:25,607 --> 00:09:26,984 - Okay. - It's right up the street. 228 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,193 You know the Target where that lady got murdered? 229 00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:29,323 Cool. 230 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:31,655 It was a coupla years... That was a few years ago. 231 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:33,456 If Ders doesn't bail us out, we are screwed. 232 00:09:33,531 --> 00:09:35,875 Oh, he will. He will. 233 00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:37,623 Yo, Karl. Can we get a ride? 234 00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:41,169 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. No problem. 235 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:42,248 ADAM: Cool. BLAKE: Awesome, dude. 236 00:09:42,791 --> 00:09:44,043 What are my weaknesses? 237 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:48,096 Um... I'm too passionate, you know? 238 00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:50,553 I've been called a workaholic. (CHUCKLES) 239 00:09:50,632 --> 00:09:54,227 And I'm on time entirely too often. 240 00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:55,599 (CHUCKLES) 241 00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:01,276 Punctual. That's good, that's good. 242 00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:05,480 And, uh, where do you see yourself in, say, five years? 243 00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:12,579 Richard. May I call you Richard? 244 00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:16,537 I got to tell ya, if I'm honest, I see myself as branch manager, 245 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,835 and I know that's your job, 246 00:10:19,911 --> 00:10:21,788 but I feel like I could do it better 247 00:10:21,871 --> 00:10:24,715 with a little something I call the Ders Effect. 248 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:28,511 "Ders Effect?" That's a new one. 249 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:32,136 (SIGHS) I'll tell ya, I've never had my job put in jeopardy 250 00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:34,718 by an interviewee, but... 251 00:10:36,094 --> 00:10:39,769 It's the wake-up call I needed, I'll be honest, Mr. Holmvik. 252 00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:41,441 So you're hired. 253 00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:46,070 In fact, I'm gonna give you double pay and full "bennies," so... Hi. 254 00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:49,316 - Howdy. - Hey. 255 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:52,073 Hey, uh, what are you guys doing here? 256 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:53,574 BLAKE: What are you doing here? 257 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,155 Wait, are you doing a podcast right now? 258 00:10:55,238 --> 00:10:56,410 - No. - Oh, my gosh. 259 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:58,366 - You were about to 'bate it. - That's what I was figuring. 260 00:10:58,449 --> 00:10:59,496 - (GASPS) Oh. - ANDERS: Wasn't gonna... 261 00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:00,793 What happened at the house? 262 00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:02,917 Oh, well, the scam nose-doved, 263 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:06,375 'cause you ditched us like a real dickhead. 264 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:07,796 So, we brought the game to you. 265 00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:09,344 Everybody's in the conference room. 266 00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:11,797 What? No, no, no, no. This can't happen. 267 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,132 Oh, no, don't worry, you know, it's all good. 268 00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:16,684 We're actually here to help you finish your stupid little Alice job stuff 269 00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:18,261 and then we're gonna send you in the room 270 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:20,517 and you're gonna just clean up, buddy. 271 00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:21,769 - Rack 'em and stack 'em. - Come on. 272 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,100 - Let's go. - I can't. 273 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:24,730 - That's the mask. - I... 274 00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:26,903 Alice didn't email me about working here, okay? 275 00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:29,902 I'm here because I'm about to interview with another branch manager. 276 00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:32,112 There's an opening sales director position, 277 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:33,239 and I wanted it. 278 00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:36,162 Blake... Punch this man. 279 00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:38,915 Okay, wait, we don't need a sales director, okay? 280 00:11:38,990 --> 00:11:42,039 What we need right now is a child who sat 281 00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:44,712 in front of a TV, unloved, for hours upon hours 282 00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:49,213 until he mutated into the '80s movie trivia genius that sits before us now. 283 00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:51,044 I take that as a compliment, okay, buddy? 284 00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:53,221 And guess what? Best thing about the whole trivia scam 285 00:11:53,296 --> 00:11:54,639 is that it doesn't have to happen. 286 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,136 So, I'm gonna go squash it right now. 287 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:57,388 - Why? - No, no, no. 288 00:11:57,467 --> 00:12:00,141 - Don't. We're scammers, Anders, just admit it. - No, Anders, do not! 289 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,723 - ADAM: Hey, get, stop! - Hi, gang. 290 00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:04,933 Sorry for the mix-up, but there's no trivia here today, 291 00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:06,893 so you guys can all just head on out. 292 00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:08,444 - There definitely is, so... - Don't listen to him. 293 00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:10,317 What's the matter? Scared you won't win the statue from us? 294 00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:13,988 If there was a statue, I would eviscerate you fools, do you understand me? 295 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,990 But since there's not, I guess I'll be seeing you. 296 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,571 Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye. 297 00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:19,406 What are you saying? There was never a statue? 298 00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:21,992 (SCOFFS) Yeah, there totally is. 299 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,668 Okay, there was a statue. Remember? At the house? 300 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,253 You see it? 301 00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:27,422 I suggest you get it here now 302 00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:30,751 before I start looking around this place for a new grand prize. 303 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,961 There's no grand prizes here. 304 00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:34,466 - No, no, no. Don't... - ADAM: Fax machine. 305 00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:36,547 No, no, no, no. Please, don't. Oh! 306 00:12:36,631 --> 00:12:37,848 - Oh! - Hey! Heyl 307 00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,676 - Ooh. - You want to get physical? 308 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:40,806 Let's get physical. 309 00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:42,011 Okay! Jeez, stop! 310 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,642 Get off! Get your hands off of me! 311 00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:45,223 Get off of me, bro! 312 00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:47,684 Get the Predator statue here, now. 313 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,235 In the meantime, we'll be in here 314 00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:51,859 slamming beers and trashing shit. 315 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,445 - ANDERS: You idiots. - No, damn it! 316 00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:55,946 BLAKE: Get him, Adam! 317 00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:57,493 What are you guys doing to me? 318 00:12:57,568 --> 00:12:58,911 What are you doing to us, man? 319 00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:00,113 - No, I asked first. - We asked second. 320 00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:01,322 What are you doing to us, man? 321 00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:03,659 And you bailed first, on the scam. 322 00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:06,369 Everything doesn't have to be a scam, okay? 323 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:07,795 The whole reason I want this job 324 00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:09,964 is so that I don't have to trick people out of money anymore. 325 00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:11,962 I'll just have money. Is that crazy? 326 00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:13,543 It'll be in my pockets, I'll pull it out, 327 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,003 and I'll give it to you guys if you want it. 328 00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:16,463 Trickle-down economics. 329 00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:18,969 I know that. I watch Wolf Blitzer. Just 'cause his name's so cool. 330 00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:21,972 But, guess what, there's three neo-greaser Asian dudes in there 331 00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:23,473 destroying our office right now, 332 00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:25,430 and our jobs are flying out the fricking window. 333 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,140 Oh, yeah. 334 00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:30,227 I've got an idea, but it's a little scammish. 335 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,062 - That's cool. - Fine, I don't care. 336 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,022 Let's just do it fast, because the branch manager guy's 337 00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:35,322 - gonna be here any minute. - Okay. 338 00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:37,492 - Sorry, I'm early. - Richard! 339 00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:48,620 - That's Mr. Ottmar, Anders. - "Ah-nders." 340 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:50,163 That's what I said. 341 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,128 So, shall we head inside? Have a little chat? 342 00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:56,924 Yeah, uh, actually, the door is locked. 343 00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:59,927 It's been a little finicky lately so, ugh, but... 344 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:03,139 - Locksmiths. We're here to... - We're... We work... That's what... 345 00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:04,514 These are our uniforms. 346 00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:05,720 ANDERS: Yeah, so they're gonna... Shut up. 347 00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:06,895 - They're gonna... - Ye olde locksmith. 348 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:09,224 Just... Maybe go fix the door. 349 00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:12,106 So, while that's happening, maybe we talk... 350 00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:14,862 In there? 351 00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:18,032 Uh... Sure. 352 00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:19,450 - Yeah. Yes. - Okay. Yes, great. 353 00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,198 - After you. - Oh, no, please. 354 00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:22,870 - I insist. - No, I... It's your office. 355 00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:23,992 (LAUGHS) All right, car, but yeah. 356 00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:25,244 - Right, okay, fine. - Great. 357 00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:26,950 Well, I guess I should have gone first. Sorry, I'll get the door. 358 00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:29,877 ADAM: Hey, you should hire my boy Ders. He's hella smart. 359 00:14:30,161 --> 00:14:32,914 Okay, these guys want a Predator statue? 360 00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:34,465 Let's give it to 'em. 361 00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:38,674 ADAM: Ah, the hockey stuff. 362 00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:40,217 I don't get it. 363 00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:43,891 Tell me a few of your weaknesses. 364 00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:49,056 Just pick one thing about yourself that you really need to work on. 365 00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:53,109 Yeah. I could be on time less. 366 00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:57,401 - So, you want to be late? - Yeah. 367 00:14:57,814 --> 00:15:01,193 Hey, you big, dumb idiots! We got the grand prize, the Predator statue. 368 00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:02,276 Come collect it. 369 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,362 Show me. Where is it? 370 00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:06,163 Are you blind? It's right there. 371 00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:09,708 It's real. It's legit. 372 00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:11,127 Great, come on out, individually. 373 00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:13,626 - ADAM: (GRUNTS) Stop! - How stupid do you think we are? 374 00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:16,002 We can see it's your dumbass friend dressed up. 375 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:17,174 Whoa. 376 00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:19,631 Is that a Falkor car? 377 00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:21,845 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. Yeah, it is. 378 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,093 - We made it ourselves. - We did. 379 00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:25,266 We're thinking of taking photos and putting it on Pinterest. 380 00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:27,764 It's, like, do-it-yourself. It's like, you can also do this 381 00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:29,187 if you have the time and the willpower. 382 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:31,105 What's the deal? You a big NeverEnding Story fan? 383 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:33,057 It's a good movie. What? Oh. 384 00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:34,939 Does a rockbiter bite rocks? 385 00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:37,111 That's a cool tattoo. It looks like, uh... 386 00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:38,688 Like a gigantic gaping butthole. 387 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:41,320 Unique. You're a unique person. 388 00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:43,117 You guys like drag racing, right? 389 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,528 We've been known to drift. 390 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:47,864 How about we race for pink slips? 391 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,120 You win, you get the Fal-car. 392 00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:53,203 We win, you guys just bounce on out of here, 393 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:57,462 and then sort of admit that I'm the most Atreyu-looking dude you've ever met. 394 00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:58,712 Great, deal. Let's do it. 395 00:15:58,791 --> 00:15:59,883 - Okay. - (CAR ALARM CHIRPS) 396 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,051 (ENGINE REVVING) 397 00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:04,555 Rude! 398 00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:05,969 You'd have my job? 399 00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:10,098 That's right, and it would only take me five years to take it. Impressed? 400 00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:12,772 Why would I hire someone who wants to take my job away? 401 00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:15,774 I'm smarter than I look, and I know that I look pretty smart. 402 00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:17,693 I'm not sure I get that exactly. 403 00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:19,736 Hey, guys. Still in the middle of this. 404 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:22,315 No, I get that, I totally do, but we got to race these movie buffs 405 00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:23,866 or they're gonna knock out our teeth out. 406 00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:25,318 I think I'll be leaving now. 407 00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:26,448 - Hey! - Ahh! 408 00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:27,995 Don't make us kick your asses. 409 00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:29,663 Let's go! 410 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,829 I think I'll be staying now. 411 00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:33,626 ADAM: What if I gave you a Westley mask? 412 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,836 Help us, Dersy. 413 00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:38,752 As you wish. 414 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:42,260 (ENGINES REVVING) 415 00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:47,966 - First one past the fence, bro. - That's right. 416 00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:50,677 Luck Dragon's about to be mine, baby. 417 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:51,977 All right. 418 00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:53,270 Wait, what's he talking about? 419 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,690 Oh. Okay, on Jenny's go. 420 00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:57,062 Okay, Jenny! 421 00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:58,734 (ENGINES REVVING) 422 00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:02,360 ('80S ACTION MOVIE MUSIC PLAYING) 423 00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:03,530 (TIRES SCREECHING) 424 00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:04,858 - Wait, wait, wait! Oh, no! - Stop! 425 00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:05,942 ANDERS: Wait, what? 426 00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:12,619 Speed bumps, they're not just for hockey anymore. 427 00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:15,626 (MELLOW HIP-HOP MUSIC) 428 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:21,590 You lose. 429 00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:26,219 BOTH: Whoo! 430 00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:27,842 - Yeah! - That was cool, right? 431 00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:29,549 - That worked. - ADAM: Oh, yes. 432 00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:33,057 That was the most interesting interview I have ever been a part of. 433 00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:35,605 - That's great, right? - That is great, mm-hmm. 434 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:39,059 Sir, I think you'd be a fool not to hire Ders. 435 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:42,358 If there's anything we can say for him, he's extremely loyal. 436 00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:45,280 He is loyal. That is true. He's like a dog. 437 00:17:45,356 --> 00:17:48,155 He will lick the peanut butter off those corporate nut sacks. 438 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:49,235 - Okay, Adam. - Yep. 439 00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:50,444 - Yeah, Adam, you did... - Okay, so... 440 00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:51,871 - ANDERS: Thanks, guys. - So, yeah. 441 00:17:51,946 --> 00:17:53,994 - We'll, uh, leave you with that. (CHUCKLES) - All right. Okay. 442 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,290 There's our endorsement. 443 00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:56,834 - ADAM: Yep. Goodbye. - Best friends. 444 00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:03,674 - So... - Can I cut you off, sir? 445 00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,923 Because I don't want you to waste your time. 446 00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:09,347 I'm not gonna accept your offer. 447 00:18:09,672 --> 00:18:11,174 All right, I just... 448 00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:12,804 I can't leave these guys for the bright lights 449 00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:15,557 of TAC San Bernardino. I can't. 450 00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:18,268 And I've actually got a few tips for you about interviewing. 451 00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:22,773 Anders, I am so not offering you a job. 452 00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:25,856 I don’t, uh... See you at the Christmas party. 453 00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:31,487 Oh, and by the way, I just texted Alice. 454 00:18:31,694 --> 00:18:33,947 She's on her way over here right now to sort out 455 00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:35,998 whatever it is you've been doing here today. 456 00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:37,746 Wait. 457 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:50,050 - Boom chaka-laka! - Ooh! Big baby in ya business. 458 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,506 You are such a good jumper. 459 00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:53,011 Hey, you guys, I didn't take the job. 460 00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:55,013 - Oh, good. That's great. - Yes. 461 00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:56,890 That's great, 'cause that dude was a perv, man. 462 00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,267 He probably would have tried to finger your binghole or something. 463 00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:00,769 - Yeah. - He smells like vitamins, right? 464 00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:03,522 - Right. - Also, he didn't offer me the job, either. 465 00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:05,353 And in other news, the bitch snitched. 466 00:19:05,436 --> 00:19:07,188 Alice is on her way here right now. 467 00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:08,614 - What? - Yeah. 468 00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:11,738 Okay, well, we better clean this place up before she gets here. 469 00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,364 Go, go, go, go, go. 470 00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:15,446 (WALKING ON SUNSHINE PLAYING) 471 00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:25,331 (ALL CHEERING) 472 00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:27,257 - Awesome, we did it. - Whoo! Whoo! 473 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:28,755 Ohh. 474 00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:31,007 Wait a second. Why are we here? 475 00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:34,933 When she walks in, she's gonna want to know why we're here. 476 00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:37,475 Put it back! Put it back! 477 00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:38,973 Put it back. Put it back. 478 00:19:39,053 --> 00:19:40,430 Wait, no. 479 00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:42,223 Put the '80s stuff back. Don't trash it. 480 00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:44,024 Yes. 481 00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:55,407 (INDISTINCT MUTTERING) 482 00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:57,864 Hey, what the hell are you three idiots doing here? 483 00:19:57,947 --> 00:20:01,702 I just got a text from Richard Ottmar saying that the office is trashed. 484 00:20:01,784 --> 00:20:04,537 What? He called our '80s trivia party decorations trash? 485 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,418 Okay, that's on him, and actually, I'm offended. 486 00:20:06,497 --> 00:20:08,170 I'm sorry, '80s trivia party? 487 00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:09,626 ANDERS: Yeah, you just... 488 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:10,756 - (SCOFFS) Oh, you know what? - Oh! 489 00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:12,382 - BOTH: Aw! - I feel so bad for you 490 00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:13,883 'cause you ruined our surprise. 491 00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:14,964 We were gonna do, like, a fun lunchtime thing... 492 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,094 - Surprise. - Surprise. 493 00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:17,390 ...for everybody on Monday, and this was it. 494 00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:20,891 Oh. That's actually kind of sweet. 495 00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:23,223 What if we just, like, took the whole afternoon off 496 00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:25,353 and we all, like, got to know each other 497 00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:27,606 like The Breakfast Club, or something like that? 498 00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:30,234 - Yeah. - She's so cool. 499 00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:32,485 Listen closely, bozos. 500 00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:36,285 Okay, there are no surprises in my office, okay? 501 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,237 I cannot believe I left the GarageBand workshop 502 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:39,572 at the Apple Store for this. 503 00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:41,532 Okay, take all this crap down and get out. 504 00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:44,877 Sorry. 505 00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:48,130 So, that worked. 506 00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:51,049 We're still alive. We're still alive. 507 00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:52,126 We got this. 508 00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:53,836 We still work here. We've got our jobs. 509 00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:56,388 We've got this. No? 510 00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:05,272 - I noticed your tie. What is that, Merona? - Yes, it is. 511 00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:08,100 You got that at the Target where the woman was murdered? 512 00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:09,436 - Yes. - Oh, my God. 513 00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:11,612 Yes, that was... I got, like, 12 of them. 514 00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:13,155 The sales after that. 515 00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:14,777 - I know. - It was incredible. 516 00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:16,859 But, boy, I bought those right up. 517 00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:27,500 Ripped By mstoll