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<b>- sync and corrections by Zac -
- www.addic7ed.com -</b>

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[cable car bell dings]

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[siren wailing]

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[door rattling]

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- Excuse us.
- Oh, sorry.

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I was just trying to...

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You need to get yourself a fob.

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They're "fobulous." [laughs]

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- Come on.
- Thank you.

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Thieves don't usually bring valuables in.

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Unless they're genius thieves.

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So you never know.

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- Are you coming?
- Yes, yeah, thank you.

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Nice and tight.

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Whoops. [beeps]

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Oh, wow, you really do need that
fob for everything around here.

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Yeah. Hey, are you moving into
that apartment with the roof garden?

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Yes. I'm Patrick.

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Milo. I had dreams of
switching to that place.

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- Five is so stuffy.
- I am Jake.

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Was that your husband I saw
earlier with the moving van?

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No, no, we're not married.
Uh, he's just my boyfriend.

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Oh, great. We'll see you soon.

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- Welcome to the building.
- Thank you so much!

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I'm sure I'll see you...

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[muffled music playing]

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[knock responding]

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[Yo! Oorbell chimes]

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- Oh god, is that our doorbell?
- Yeah.

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- It's a little...
- Get your cute ass

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in here, Patrick Murray. Shoes off.

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This is a no-footwear home, okay?

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Oh, is it now? All right, no shoes.

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Kiss me.

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Oh god, so many boxes.

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Uh, hello, Kevin Costner.

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[chuckles] Pretty cool, isn't it?

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It's, um... Here I thought I was
moving in with just one Kevin...

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- Ha!
- But... No, it's...

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You like "Field of Dreams," huh?

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Like it? I fucking love it.
It's the best film ever made.

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- Really, ever?
- Don't tell me you

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don't like "Field of Dreams."

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- It's just... it's been a while.
- Has it?

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Yeah.

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I just realized I don't know your stuff.

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Did my boxes get in okay?

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Oh, yeah. The delivery guys...
they were hot, by the way...

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- Oh, nice.
- Really hot.

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[chuckling] They muddled
up all of our stuff.

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But I think it's okay, because
I've got all your stuff there,

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- and all of my stuff is there.
- Nice.

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- Ta-da!
- Oh, amazing.

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To moving in and moving on.

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- To both those things.
- Cheers.

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Cheers.

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- Oh god, that's good.
- I know.

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[sighs]

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All right.

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- You okay?
- What do you mean?

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Saying goodbye to Agustin and everything?

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- I know it's just baby steps.
- No, I'm good.

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This... it feels right. I was
just telling the guys this morning.

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They think it's too fast.

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A little bit. Actually kind of a lot.

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They probably think I'm crazy. But...

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- Do you think you're crazy?
- No.

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Not even a little bit.

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This is gonna sound weird,
but ever since my mom

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completely imploded our family,

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I feel oddly liberated.

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Why?

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I don't have anything
to live up to anymore.

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We get to make up our own... way.

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Well...

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I am glad that I get to make it with you.

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Come into the bedroom, please.

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[chuckles]

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Look at that view.

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I swear when I was a kid, I
never thought in a million years

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I would live somewhere like this,

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above everyone.

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If those fuckers could see me now.

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- Wait, can people see in?
- I hope so. Let's christen the bed.

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Anyway, wasn't it you who wanted
to fuck me against the window?

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That was before they
were our actual neighbors.

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I've already programmed
in the sleep numbers.

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You're at 75, I'm at 96.

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Wait, shouldn't we take
the plastic cover off first?

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Nah, it'll wipe clean this way.

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[laughing] [doorbell rings]

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- Who's that?
- Is there a way to change that tone?

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[doorbell rings]

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Mmm. Maybe you should get
it. It might be important.

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It better be.

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Otherwise there's gonna be
big trouble in Little China.

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[laughs]

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[Kevin talking, indistinct]

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Who was it?

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Jake and Milo.

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You met them in the elevator, I hear.

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Yes, yeah, yeah. What do they want?

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They're just having a Christmas drinky
thing tonight and they've invited us.

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Do you fancy it?

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Well, we've got Agustin's mural thing.

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Oh, the mural thing, right.

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That's tonight, is it? Cool.

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Do we have to go to that?

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It's a fundraiser for
the shelter, Scroogey.

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Yes, we have to go.

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Ah, well, if it's a fundraiser,
we should definitely go.

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We can just have a drink with
Jake and Milo another time.

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All right, well, maybe we can stop
by for a quick drink on the way out,

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- if you want.
- Good. Thank you.

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- Because I already said yes.
- Oh.

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Now, come on, quick. Fuck-me-in-the-buttime

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before someone else
rings that fucking bell.

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[laughs]

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[grunts]

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<i>- So, you guys doing all right?
- Yeah, yeah. We just...</i>

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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Hey, man! [laughs]

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- What is up?
- How you doin'?

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Good to see you, man.

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You too. I hope I didn't pull you
away from anything too important.

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Oh, no, I'm in my sixth meeting
this week on fuckin' Google buses.

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- Oh, shit.
- All right, I'm good to get away.

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Don't worry about it.

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Okay. I was just here getting
some permits for the new place.

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So I thought I'd see if you were around.

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Dude, she misses you too.

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Okay? All right, let's just cut to it.

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[laughs] Please join me.

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Is she ever going to talk to me again?

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Well, you know, she's working through it.

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I need for something to happen.

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She keeps cleaning shit.

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You know that thing in the drawer
that has the forks and knives?

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Who thinks about keeping that thing clean?

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Oh, shit, she's pissed.
She gets kind of OCD.

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I'm like, just give him a call, please.

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She won't. She gets dug in.

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Yeah. Well, you just got to come around.

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Seriously, just come around.

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I'll tell her... I'll tell her you
just want to go for a walk or something.

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Please. Please, for me, come on.

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Dom, she's probably home right
now scrubbing the welcome mats.

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- Okay, okay.
- We need you.

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- You're saying yes?
- I'm saying yes.

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Good man. That's what I want to hear.

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- Thanks, man.
- No problem. Any time.

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Hey, you... you love her, right?

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Big time.

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Good. Just making sure.

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[chuckles]

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[music playing]

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- Whoa, nice apartment.
- Whoa.

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It's the penthouse playmates.

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I like that. Thank you for having us.

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Are you kidding? We just want access
to that rooftop garden of yours.

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Why is that then? You want
to plant some seed up there?

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Oh! [laughing]

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Thanks for coming on your big move-in day.

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There's bourbon punch.

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- Yum.
- That's lethal.

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- Okay.
- Partake.

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- We will, thank you.
- We will, thank you.

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- Yeah.
- Of course.

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- All right, see you in a bit then, boys.
- Welcome.

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- Yo Hey, cute accent.
- Hey.

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Oh, thank you very much. Thank you.

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Here we go.

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It's very white, isn't it?

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- The apartment?
- No, no, the crowd.

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Everyone is white.

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Oh, yeah. And not one ugly person.

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Well... That guy.

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You guys just gonna hover over this thing?

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Oh, sorry, sorry. Two minutes and then...

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No, I'm kidding. You guys
are from upstairs, right?

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Wow, word really travels fast.

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Yeah, this crowd.

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It's a lot the same. One
party blends into the next.

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You know, so new meat is of interest.

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New meat?

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Don't be intimidated. We're fun.

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And as the night goes on,
we get a little bit wild.

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So drink up, boys.

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Hey... Oh, I got you. [chuckles]

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All right.

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Mm-hmm.

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[laughs] My god, what
is happening right now?

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Three people just said the same thing.

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But it cannot be an orgy situation,

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not with this group of vanilla cupcakes.

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Everyone just must be
making out or something.

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I don't know. They keep
talking about a second bedroom.

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What do you think happens
in the second bedroom?

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I don't know, but that sounds like
the tagline for a horror movie.

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Something, Patrick, is
definitely going down.

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Because everyone is so fucking flirty.

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Yeah, with you,

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which I love, because I've got you.

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Let's go, shall we?

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You want to leave, don't you?

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I don't know.

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Maybe we should stay and watch.

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A little lookie-loo of
some nookie-noo action?

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Why not?

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[both laughing] All right, Patrick.

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[laughing] Easy on the punch.

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[music continues]

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So sorry. Excuse me.

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Breaking news?

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Um, oldest news ever.

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We're comparing Grindr profiles.

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- That's the oldest news ever.
- Yeah.

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Yeah, and trying to figure out who's who.

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We all know profiles can be very deceiving.

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Right.

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Hey, is this that guy over
by the... by the sushi?

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The guy with the coat?

223
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Well, you have to erase the beard.

224
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No, why would he have a beard on
his profile, but not in real life?

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No, that's not him.

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- Who's Rompford?
- Who?

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Let's see. Rompford has
no pic and no profile.

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He's the closest guy to us.

229
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Rompford is all up in our grill right now.

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Hey, how you doin'? You okay?

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Yeah. We should go.

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- Oh, really?
- Yeah, sorry, guys.

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Okay. Uh, yeah. Oh, we're
late for this fundraiser thing

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with these trans teens downtown.

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Listen, we'll make it up to you guys, okay?

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Drinks soon. Sorry, sorry.

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[elevator ding]

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Whoa, whoa, Patrick?
Patrick, what's happened?

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- I need a fucking fob.
- Okay.

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- Are we... we going home?
- Yeah.

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All right.

242
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[beeps] What is it? What's happened?

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Are you Rompford?

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- Uh...
- Yeah, of course you are.

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It's where you grew up. It'd be
a crazy coincidence otherwise.

246
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I can see what you're thinking right now,

247
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but please don't freak out about this.

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I'm not freaking out. I'm really not.
I'd just love to know what's what,

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and what you're doing on a hook-up site.

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00:10:52,795 --> 00:10:56,264
If Rompford is on Grindr, that
means Rompford was on Grindr

251
00:10:56,298 --> 00:10:58,132
within the last few hours.

252
00:10:58,183 --> 00:11:00,885
I went on because I wanted to
know who else was in the building.

253
00:11:00,969 --> 00:11:03,104
- Why?
- Why? I don't know why.

254
00:11:03,138 --> 00:11:05,022
Because I was bored waiting for you.

255
00:11:05,057 --> 00:11:08,059
Who doesn't want to know what other
homos are lurking in the shadows?

256
00:11:08,110 --> 00:11:09,143
[scoffs] You don't do that?

257
00:11:09,194 --> 00:11:10,611
I don't have Grindr on my phone.

258
00:11:10,646 --> 00:11:12,530
- Oh, come on, Patrick? Really?
- No.

259
00:11:12,564 --> 00:11:15,066
Not anymore. And I guess I
don't understand why you do.

260
00:11:15,117 --> 00:11:17,535
Haven't you gone from
relationship to relationship?

261
00:11:17,569 --> 00:11:20,071
Okay, babe, check my history.

262
00:11:20,122 --> 00:11:22,290
Go on, you won't see any favorites,
no chats, no pictures, nothing.

263
00:11:22,324 --> 00:11:24,826
- Go on, try for yourself.
- I'm not going to check your phone.

264
00:11:24,828 --> 00:11:29,080
Then please... please don't read
into something that isn't there, okay?

265
00:11:30,999 --> 00:11:32,834
Just tell me I didn't
move in with a sex addict.

266
00:11:32,836 --> 00:11:35,303
[laughs] For fuck's...

267
00:11:37,172 --> 00:11:38,589
You didn't move in with a sex addict.

268
00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:40,508
- [laughs] Okay.
- And if I am a sex addict,

269
00:11:40,559 --> 00:11:42,677
- I'm a sex addict with you.
- [phone ringing]

270
00:11:42,679 --> 00:11:44,512
- Shit.
- Yeah, answer that. I need to piss.

271
00:11:44,563 --> 00:11:46,480
I'm gonna piss and then
we're gonna go, okay?

272
00:11:46,515 --> 00:11:49,100
Okay.

273
00:11:49,151 --> 00:11:51,018
[sighs]

274
00:11:51,069 --> 00:11:53,487
- Hey. <i>
- Hey, where you at?</i>

275
00:11:54,439 --> 00:11:56,357
Oh, shit. Um, sorry.

276
00:11:56,359 --> 00:11:58,242
Just, we got into something.

277
00:11:58,277 --> 00:12:00,077
<i>What kind of thing?</i>

278
00:12:00,112 --> 00:12:02,864
Um...

279
00:12:02,866 --> 00:12:06,417
do you think it's weird
if Kevin is on Grindr?

280
00:12:06,451 --> 00:12:09,203
[laughs] It depends.

281
00:12:09,205 --> 00:12:11,839
<i>Well, he doesn't have a picture
or a profile or anything.</i>

282
00:12:11,874 --> 00:12:14,342
<i>It's more out of curiosity.</i>

283
00:12:14,376 --> 00:12:18,546
No, it's... Look, everybody's
got the app on their phone, right?

284
00:12:18,597 --> 00:12:21,215
It's what you do with it that matters.

285
00:12:21,217 --> 00:12:23,184
Right.

286
00:12:23,218 --> 00:12:24,886
Totally, yes.

287
00:12:24,937 --> 00:12:27,455
Yes. Listen, I'm gonna go because
he's actually in the bathroom...

288
00:12:27,489 --> 00:12:29,724
Okay, listen. Just breathe, Paddy, okay?

289
00:12:29,775 --> 00:12:32,143
And, uh, get your butt over here.

290
00:12:32,194 --> 00:12:34,195
<i>Okay, I'll see you soon.</i>

291
00:12:34,229 --> 00:12:36,697
All right, bye.

292
00:12:36,732 --> 00:12:39,650
Uh, looks like I might not have
to find a new roommate after all.

293
00:12:39,701 --> 00:12:42,320
- No?
- Kevin's on Grindr.

294
00:12:42,371 --> 00:12:45,206
[groans] Brother.

295
00:12:46,408 --> 00:12:48,125
What's the matter? You not feeling good?

296
00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:50,077
Just like PrEP side effects.

297
00:12:50,128 --> 00:12:51,746
Or maybe you're just nervous?

298
00:12:51,748 --> 00:12:53,497
Well, I didn't paint it, so...

299
00:12:53,548 --> 00:12:55,883
For Sammi, not for you, you narcissist.

300
00:12:55,918 --> 00:12:57,585
I'm just glad I convinced
her against the slogan,

301
00:12:57,636 --> 00:12:59,921
"I want a pussy so suck my dick."

302
00:12:59,923 --> 00:13:02,506
Oh! She can save that
for her Christmas card.

303
00:13:02,557 --> 00:13:05,760
Ah... can you wear this
for the next two weeks?

304
00:13:05,811 --> 00:13:07,428
Okay. [laughs]

305
00:13:13,185 --> 00:13:15,603
Do you want a quick PBJ
without the "J" before we leave?

306
00:13:15,654 --> 00:13:18,439
Uh, peanut butter is disgusting.

307
00:13:18,441 --> 00:13:19,690
What?

308
00:13:19,741 --> 00:13:22,193
Really? How do you not know this?

309
00:13:22,244 --> 00:13:24,445
How have you not heard
my rant about nut butter?

310
00:13:24,496 --> 00:13:26,664
About keeping your nuts
and your butter separate?

311
00:13:26,698 --> 00:13:29,617
[laughs] Well, I didn't
know there was such a thing.

312
00:13:29,668 --> 00:13:31,619
[plate rattling]

313
00:13:31,670 --> 00:13:33,379
Okay, you know what? Can I just ask this?

314
00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:35,089
I just want to know.

315
00:13:36,008 --> 00:13:37,959
When you were with Jon,

316
00:13:37,961 --> 00:13:40,711
did you hook up with other people?

317
00:13:40,762 --> 00:13:43,047
Apart from you?

318
00:13:43,098 --> 00:13:44,515
Come on, you know what I'm asking.

319
00:13:44,549 --> 00:13:46,767
And this is not an interrogation. I just...

320
00:13:46,802 --> 00:13:48,761
- Be honest.
- That's what the CIA

321
00:13:48,762 --> 00:13:50,721
say before they start waterboarding.

322
00:13:50,772 --> 00:13:53,474
There will be no waterboarding, I promise.

323
00:13:54,860 --> 00:13:58,446
Well, it was complicated, as you know.

324
00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:01,649
We spent a lot of time apart.

325
00:14:01,651 --> 00:14:04,201
Wait, so you're saying
you had an arrangement?

326
00:14:04,236 --> 00:14:06,037
No.

327
00:14:06,071 --> 00:14:09,040
But you hooked up with other people?

328
00:14:09,074 --> 00:14:12,293
- It wasn't really like that.
- Well, what was it like?

329
00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:17,331
Just, you know... a few
things happened a few times,

330
00:14:17,382 --> 00:14:21,702
- and it was just little things...
- What kind of little things?

331
00:14:23,338 --> 00:14:26,474
I don't think this is a good
terrain to get into right now.

332
00:14:26,508 --> 00:14:29,010
No, really, it's okay. I... I...

333
00:14:29,061 --> 00:14:32,813
I want us to talk about
these things like adults.

334
00:14:34,516 --> 00:14:36,350
Like adults?

335
00:14:36,401 --> 00:14:40,321
Okay. Well, it was, uh...

336
00:14:40,355 --> 00:14:44,442
you know, minor things, like...

337
00:14:44,493 --> 00:14:46,994
a little tug in the steam room at the gym,

338
00:14:47,029 --> 00:14:49,697
or, you know, a massage
or two with a happy ending.

339
00:14:49,699 --> 00:14:50,948
Which, you know, I don't
even think that counts.

340
00:14:50,949 --> 00:14:54,201
- Why doesn't that count?
- Because it's just a massage.

341
00:14:55,454 --> 00:14:57,038
Did Jon know?

342
00:14:57,089 --> 00:15:00,458
Okay, don't get all judgy on me.

343
00:15:00,509 --> 00:15:02,877
You sound like your sister. I
seem to remember you telling me

344
00:15:02,879 --> 00:15:04,845
about some wank you had in the woods.

345
00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:07,548
It was an aborted wank. Which...
it's different. I was single.

346
00:15:07,550 --> 00:15:10,267
Patrick...

347
00:15:10,302 --> 00:15:12,887
This is in the past, okay?

348
00:15:12,938 --> 00:15:14,722
You're not Jon.

349
00:15:14,773 --> 00:15:16,891
This is not me and Jon.
And you know, to be honest,

350
00:15:16,893 --> 00:15:20,895
I'm actually really fucking
happy I cheated on him.

351
00:15:20,897 --> 00:15:22,480
Why?

352
00:15:22,531 --> 00:15:24,482
Because if I hadn't cheated on him,

353
00:15:24,533 --> 00:15:27,101
we wouldn't be together.

354
00:15:28,770 --> 00:15:30,654
So can we just leave it in the past,

355
00:15:30,705 --> 00:15:32,706
and concentrate on the future?

356
00:15:35,744 --> 00:15:39,547
[groans] Now I have to pee.

357
00:15:44,886 --> 00:15:46,720
[muffled music playing]

358
00:16:20,872 --> 00:16:23,457
- Oh, hey.
- Hey.

359
00:16:23,459 --> 00:16:25,593
Are you... Are you ready to go?

360
00:16:25,627 --> 00:16:29,296
Yeah, just... Just give me a minute.

361
00:16:29,347 --> 00:16:32,266
Um, okay.

362
00:16:33,468 --> 00:16:35,603
Patrick, I don't want what Jon and I had.

363
00:16:35,637 --> 00:16:37,638
Ever. I don't want to go back there again.

364
00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:39,773
[sighs] Neither do I.

365
00:16:39,808 --> 00:16:44,895
Good. It's just... it's just all the
lying and the feeling guilty and shitty.

366
00:16:44,946 --> 00:16:47,481
Yeah. That's just so not what I want.

367
00:16:47,483 --> 00:16:49,783
- Good. We want the same thing.
- Exactly.

368
00:16:49,818 --> 00:16:53,988
And you asked me if Jon knew
about all the... the little things.

369
00:16:54,039 --> 00:16:57,124
Well, he didn't. And I
don't want that for us.

370
00:16:57,159 --> 00:17:00,127
I don't want any secrets.
I want us to be better.

371
00:17:00,162 --> 00:17:03,497
I want us to be completely honest.

372
00:17:03,499 --> 00:17:05,749
Good. Okay.

373
00:17:07,502 --> 00:17:10,471
Okay, and, uh...

374
00:17:13,475 --> 00:17:15,976
I wasn't expecting to
have this conversation,

375
00:17:16,011 --> 00:17:18,846
um, tonight. Uh...

376
00:17:18,897 --> 00:17:21,515
I wasn't.

377
00:17:21,566 --> 00:17:24,151
Okay, but...

378
00:17:26,521 --> 00:17:27,688
But what?

379
00:17:27,739 --> 00:17:30,658
I'm not saying I want an open relationship,

380
00:17:30,692 --> 00:17:32,526
but it's a very gray area.

381
00:17:32,577 --> 00:17:34,828
Oh my god, I don't think I like
the sound of your gray area.

382
00:17:34,863 --> 00:17:36,614
I think we should just be realistic.

383
00:17:36,665 --> 00:17:38,332
Is it realism or just
an excuse to fuck around?

384
00:17:38,366 --> 00:17:41,368
Okay, calm down, okay? All I'm saying is,

385
00:17:41,370 --> 00:17:44,004
if something happens, it doesn't
have to be the end of the world

386
00:17:44,039 --> 00:17:45,206
- as long as we talk about it.
- Okay.

387
00:17:45,257 --> 00:17:47,041
So are we talking about
steam room jerk-offs,

388
00:17:47,043 --> 00:17:48,901
or do you want to go back downstairs to the

389
00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:50,761
fifth floor and join the KKK butt orgy?

390
00:17:50,795 --> 00:17:53,380
Yes, that's it. That's
exactly what I'm saying.

391
00:17:53,382 --> 00:17:54,882
- Jesus Christ.
- What the fuck is this thing?

392
00:17:54,933 --> 00:17:56,884
Wait a second. When Jake
and Milo came by earlier,

393
00:17:56,935 --> 00:17:58,469
did they give you the
skinny on the sex party?

394
00:17:58,520 --> 00:17:59,887
Is that why you wanted to go down there?

395
00:17:59,889 --> 00:18:01,055
Can you put little Ted down, please?

396
00:18:01,057 --> 00:18:02,640
He's very fragile. He's
already lost an eye.

397
00:18:02,691 --> 00:18:04,225
No, they didn't.

398
00:18:04,227 --> 00:18:05,726
Why are you so mad?

399
00:18:05,728 --> 00:18:07,478
- I'm not...
- It's a discussion.

400
00:18:07,529 --> 00:18:10,147
I'm not mad, I'm just confused.

401
00:18:10,198 --> 00:18:12,283
I guess I always assumed that
we were going to be exclusive.

402
00:18:12,317 --> 00:18:15,736
So it's a little bit of a shock
to find out on the moving-in day

403
00:18:15,787 --> 00:18:17,705
that you don't even want
to try and be monogamous.

404
00:18:17,739 --> 00:18:19,431
Okay, monogamy, Patrick... Monogamy, why?

405
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,125
Why is that so important to you?

406
00:18:21,159 --> 00:18:23,043
Have you ever asked yourself that? Why?

407
00:18:23,078 --> 00:18:26,580
I... I don't know. I guess I've
always just felt like I wanted to be

408
00:18:26,631 --> 00:18:29,416
devoted to someone, and feel like
someone is also devoted to me.

409
00:18:29,467 --> 00:18:31,802
Right, okay, well, your own
mother doesn't believe in monogamy.

410
00:18:31,836 --> 00:18:33,053
- Oh wow, really?
- So... Okay.

411
00:18:33,088 --> 00:18:34,805
You know what? Fuck you
very much for a lovely day.

412
00:18:34,839 --> 00:18:37,758
You can just buzz me in or fob me in
or whatever the fuck when I get back.

413
00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:39,493
Right now, I just want
to go see my friends,

414
00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:41,228
if I could just find my other fucking shoe!

415
00:18:41,263 --> 00:18:43,514
Are you seriously storming out?

416
00:18:43,565 --> 00:18:45,099
No, no, no. I just want
to go to this mural.

417
00:18:45,101 --> 00:18:46,850
I'm actually super into
trans issues right now.

418
00:18:46,901 --> 00:18:48,769
You're blowing this so out of proportion.

419
00:18:48,770 --> 00:18:50,170
Oh, please!

420
00:18:50,238 --> 00:18:52,406
You bang on about honesty. Maybe
you should look in the mirror.

421
00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:53,824
I just did, and I look fine.

422
00:18:53,858 --> 00:18:55,776
My hair is looking a little
middle-aged lesbian, but whatever.

423
00:18:55,827 --> 00:18:57,911
Wasn't it you who wanted to have
a little lookie-loo downstairs?

424
00:18:57,946 --> 00:19:00,447
And wasn't it you who called
me up in the middle of the night

425
00:19:00,498 --> 00:19:02,116
when I was in bed with my boyfriend

426
00:19:02,167 --> 00:19:03,617
to drive all the way
out to the Russian River

427
00:19:03,668 --> 00:19:05,035
and fuck you against a redwood?

428
00:19:05,086 --> 00:19:06,370
Again, that's different. I was single.

429
00:19:06,421 --> 00:19:08,756
Oh... Oh, you were single?
Sorry, yes. No, you were.

430
00:19:08,790 --> 00:19:11,675
You were single. But then wasn't
it you who let me fuck you,

431
00:19:11,710 --> 00:19:14,962
while you were still with
Richie, without a condom?

432
00:19:16,598 --> 00:19:17,965
- You cunt.
- Yeah. Look, I'm sorry.

433
00:19:18,016 --> 00:19:20,467
I'm just feeling very anxious right now.

434
00:19:20,469 --> 00:19:21,618
What do I hit to go to lobby?

435
00:19:21,653 --> 00:19:23,354
Do I have to get a fob to go down as well?

436
00:19:23,388 --> 00:19:25,773
Seriously, you're telling
me there isn't a world

437
00:19:25,807 --> 00:19:27,274
where you might slip up?

438
00:19:27,309 --> 00:19:29,143
Of course. Who the hell
knows what could happen?

439
00:19:29,194 --> 00:19:32,029
But the difference is I'm not
looking for a hall pass to slip up.

440
00:19:32,063 --> 00:19:34,398
Right, okay. Well, I'm gonna set the scene.

441
00:19:34,449 --> 00:19:36,950
- The scene?
- The steam room at Fitness SF.

442
00:19:36,985 --> 00:19:38,952
Well, I'm a member of
World Gym, so whatever.

443
00:19:38,987 --> 00:19:41,038
Whatever. And Zac Efron walks in...

444
00:19:41,072 --> 00:19:43,040
- Zac Efron?
- Chris Pratt, Mark Ruffalo.

445
00:19:43,074 --> 00:19:44,992
One of those guys. They walk
in, they sit down next to you

446
00:19:44,994 --> 00:19:46,660
- and they start jerking off.
- Well, I don't know.

447
00:19:46,662 --> 00:19:49,246
Are we talking about real Ruffalo and
Pratt or just guys that look like them?

448
00:19:49,297 --> 00:19:51,081
Whatever, Patrick, but
they've got their dicks out,

449
00:19:51,132 --> 00:19:52,216
and they're nice, and they're new,

450
00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:53,550
and they're not like my boring old dick,

451
00:19:53,585 --> 00:19:55,753
and they want to play a
little game of reach around.

452
00:19:55,804 --> 00:19:57,721
And you're telling me... You're telling me

453
00:19:57,756 --> 00:19:59,890
you wouldn't join in? You'd just leave?

454
00:19:59,924 --> 00:20:01,475
- Yes.
- That is bullshit.

455
00:20:01,509 --> 00:20:03,010
Because I'm with you.

456
00:20:03,061 --> 00:20:05,763
Because I would put what I have
with you over some quick thrill.

457
00:20:05,814 --> 00:20:08,182
But it's just a hand job. It's just
your hand on someone else's penis.

458
00:20:08,233 --> 00:20:10,818
It's not going to affect what we feel
for each other or our lives together.

459
00:20:10,852 --> 00:20:13,103
I know it's just a hand job, but
maybe that's what's different about us.

460
00:20:13,154 --> 00:20:15,906
And before you say anything about me
being a prude, it's not that, okay?

461
00:20:15,940 --> 00:20:17,524
I don't care what other people do.

462
00:20:17,526 --> 00:20:20,611
I only care about what
you do and what I do.

463
00:20:20,662 --> 00:20:22,329
Oh, Jesus Christ, where are we?

464
00:20:22,364 --> 00:20:23,914
This building is a fucking torture chamber.

465
00:20:23,948 --> 00:20:26,033
- Just calm down.
- Listen, all I can hear right now

466
00:20:26,035 --> 00:20:28,202
is that you want to fuck other people.

467
00:20:28,253 --> 00:20:31,955
And the reason you want to do
that is because I'm not enough.

468
00:20:32,006 --> 00:20:33,707
- And I wish I was a more secure...
- You are enough!

469
00:20:33,758 --> 00:20:36,093
- It's nothing to do with that.
- Listen, I know what you're saying.

470
00:20:36,127 --> 00:20:38,595
Ask me again in 10 years.
Maybe I'll feel differently.

471
00:20:38,630 --> 00:20:40,547
But all I know is, right now, I can,

472
00:20:40,598 --> 00:20:42,716
and I want, to make the choice
to not fuck other people,

473
00:20:42,767 --> 00:20:45,269
and you can't or won't,
or don't even want to try.

474
00:20:45,303 --> 00:20:46,770
So where does that put us?

475
00:20:46,805 --> 00:20:50,808
And the thing is, now, the
fucking cat is out of the bag.

476
00:20:50,859 --> 00:20:53,143
So every time you go to
the gym, or get a massage,

477
00:20:53,194 --> 00:20:55,112
or go get a fucking bagel,

478
00:20:55,146 --> 00:20:57,698
I'm gonna wonder what you're doing, okay?

479
00:20:57,732 --> 00:21:01,318
And you're such a good liar,
Kevin. I've seen you do it.

480
00:21:01,369 --> 00:21:03,237
Well, I'm not lying now.

481
00:21:03,239 --> 00:21:05,489
I am telling the truth.
Yes, I know, Patrick,

482
00:21:05,540 --> 00:21:07,291
these things are hard to talk about.

483
00:21:07,325 --> 00:21:10,294
But... what the fuck is this fight about?

484
00:21:10,378 --> 00:21:11,995
- What do you mean?
- What is this fight about?

485
00:21:12,046 --> 00:21:14,214
Is this a fight to break us
up or to keep us together?

486
00:21:14,249 --> 00:21:15,799
- What?
- Do you actually want to be with me?

487
00:21:15,834 --> 00:21:17,501
'Cause it feels like you're
looking for an escape.

488
00:21:17,552 --> 00:21:20,587
I mean, literally above your head,
there's a sign that says "exit."

489
00:21:20,589 --> 00:21:23,090
[sighs] Please, what are you doing?

490
00:21:23,092 --> 00:21:26,927
Don't sabotage this before
we've even had a chance.

491
00:21:26,929 --> 00:21:30,514
I've upturned my life for you.

492
00:21:30,565 --> 00:21:33,684
I want us to be together, if it's possible,

493
00:21:33,735 --> 00:21:37,855
until we're two old miserable
cunts sat on a porch.

494
00:21:37,906 --> 00:21:40,824
But if you don't want that, Patrick,

495
00:21:40,859 --> 00:21:43,026
if you don't want that,

496
00:21:43,077 --> 00:21:45,946
then you should just go, please.

497
00:21:47,449 --> 00:21:50,367
And go right now.

498
00:21:53,755 --> 00:21:55,255
[Doris sighs]

499
00:21:55,290 --> 00:21:56,790
Oop.

500
00:21:59,761 --> 00:22:02,179
- So we're going on a walk?
- Mm-hmm.

501
00:22:02,213 --> 00:22:04,631
Is this going to be like
"The Godfather" or something?

502
00:22:05,717 --> 00:22:07,351
You have a wreath.

503
00:22:08,970 --> 00:22:11,472
Oh, shit. I do. Weird.

504
00:22:11,523 --> 00:22:14,107
How the fuck did that happen?

505
00:22:14,142 --> 00:22:16,610
I have reindeer too.

506
00:22:16,644 --> 00:22:19,730
And he watches football, right?

507
00:22:19,781 --> 00:22:21,899
Not just the Niners,
but, like, other teams.

508
00:22:21,950 --> 00:22:23,650
- Wow.
- Which is so weird.

509
00:22:23,701 --> 00:22:26,584
Apparently you can, you
know, put a Cher wig on a guy

510
00:22:26,999 --> 00:22:30,434
and they still end up 
being uber straight.

511
00:22:30,875 --> 00:22:33,710
And he rocked that wig
better than I rocked mine.

512
00:22:33,745 --> 00:22:36,663
I know. It was confusing.

513
00:22:38,833 --> 00:22:40,801
[grunts]

514
00:22:40,835 --> 00:22:42,719
[siren wailing]

515
00:22:44,722 --> 00:22:46,306
Cool.

516
00:22:46,341 --> 00:22:49,176
Dor, I hate this. [laughs]

517
00:22:49,227 --> 00:22:51,428
You think I don't?

518
00:22:51,479 --> 00:22:53,981
I was such a fucking asshole.

519
00:22:54,015 --> 00:22:57,150
Yeah, you were. You totally were.

520
00:22:57,185 --> 00:22:59,820
But I should have never pulled
the "fag hag" card. You know that?

521
00:22:59,854 --> 00:23:03,156
And that's... Oh my god, that has been
playing over and over again in my head

522
00:23:03,191 --> 00:23:04,775
- for these past few weeks.
- I don't want

523
00:23:04,776 --> 00:23:06,360
to ignore the other things you said.

524
00:23:06,411 --> 00:23:10,197
No, good. I don't think you
should 'cause I was fucking right.

525
00:23:10,248 --> 00:23:13,867
I mean, you know, some of that
stuff should stick definitely.

526
00:23:13,918 --> 00:23:15,369
Yeah.

527
00:23:15,420 --> 00:23:17,955
But I also feel like that
we've been really fucked up,

528
00:23:18,006 --> 00:23:19,256
and we need to own that shit.

529
00:23:19,290 --> 00:23:21,925
- You know?
- Exactly.

530
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:26,046
And I want to get through this now.

531
00:23:26,048 --> 00:23:28,882
Okay, can we? Because I cannot do this.

532
00:23:28,933 --> 00:23:31,018
- I can't handle it. I really can't.
- Yeah.

533
00:23:31,052 --> 00:23:32,719
This has been like going through the worst

534
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:34,388
fucking break-up that
I've ever been through.

535
00:23:34,390 --> 00:23:36,048
I know, me too.

536
00:23:38,979 --> 00:23:42,348
But we do kind of need to break up, Dor.

537
00:23:45,018 --> 00:23:46,511
We do.

538
00:23:47,567 --> 00:23:51,745
You did the most generous thing
that anyone's ever done for me and...

539
00:23:52,827 --> 00:23:56,129
But I really need to try this on my own,

540
00:23:56,164 --> 00:23:58,966
however I can.

541
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,250
I still want to help you.

542
00:24:00,251 --> 00:24:04,217
So if I fall on my ass, then,
come get hammered with me.

543
00:24:04,252 --> 00:24:07,007
And if it works out, then you
have to be the first person

544
00:24:07,058 --> 00:24:09,176
at that window on opening day.

545
00:24:09,227 --> 00:24:12,006
But you need to

546
00:24:12,041 --> 00:24:15,087
start thinking about someone else first

547
00:24:15,122 --> 00:24:16,817
instead of me.

548
00:24:22,690 --> 00:24:25,692
He's a great fucking guy.

549
00:24:29,781 --> 00:24:32,082
And I really liked seeing
you come out of his door

550
00:24:32,116 --> 00:24:33,533
with a big wreath on it.

551
00:24:33,584 --> 00:24:36,036
I kind of did too. [laughs]

552
00:24:37,538 --> 00:24:39,790
Those reindeer, though, were
too much. Right, doesn't it-

553
00:24:39,841 --> 00:24:42,376
- Overkill.
- Yeah, totally.

554
00:24:43,461 --> 00:24:45,679
Not my idea.

555
00:24:47,632 --> 00:24:51,184
[siren wailing]

556
00:24:51,219 --> 00:24:54,638
[siren continues]

557
00:24:54,689 --> 00:24:58,191
All I can think about
is that bed downstairs.

558
00:24:58,226 --> 00:25:00,727
Then let's go to bed.

559
00:25:00,729 --> 00:25:03,897
No, when it's made, it's
fucking perfect, but underneath,

560
00:25:03,899 --> 00:25:08,118
there are two very different sides
with very different sleep numbers.

561
00:25:08,152 --> 00:25:11,738
Patrick, please don't say you're
comparing what we have to a mattress.

562
00:25:11,740 --> 00:25:14,658
I don't mean just because of the
stuff we talked about tonight.

563
00:25:18,046 --> 00:25:22,749
I'm talking about
fundamentals here. Essentials.

564
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:24,584
I can't believe this is happening.

565
00:25:24,586 --> 00:25:27,421
That this is all because
of a Grindr profile.

566
00:25:27,423 --> 00:25:30,474
Swear to God, I want to throw
my phone off this fucking roof.

567
00:25:30,508 --> 00:25:33,260
[groans] God, I wish it was just that.

568
00:25:33,262 --> 00:25:36,680
Kevin, I just... [sighs]

569
00:25:36,731 --> 00:25:39,983
I don't know, I feel like maybe

570
00:25:40,017 --> 00:25:42,269
your heart works one way
and mine works the other.

571
00:25:43,081 --> 00:25:46,199
No, I don't believe that.
I don't believe that.

572
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:48,929
Is that what make you really
fucking sad and frustrated,

573
00:25:48,964 --> 00:25:51,027
is that deep down, I've always known that

574
00:25:51,061 --> 00:25:53,612
and I've just ignored it, because...

575
00:25:53,647 --> 00:25:55,815
I just wanted this so much.
I wanted to be in love,

576
00:25:55,866 --> 00:25:58,818
and be in a relationship,
and prove to myself,

577
00:25:58,869 --> 00:26:02,488
and my friends, and my family, and,
fuck, to prove to the entire world

578
00:26:02,539 --> 00:26:05,074
that I was actually
capable of being in one.

579
00:26:05,076 --> 00:26:10,719
Patrick, this can work. It is working.

580
00:26:11,548 --> 00:26:14,917
Yeah, but I have to keep
adjusting my sleep numbers,

581
00:26:14,968 --> 00:26:17,336
each and every night, just a tiny bit,

582
00:26:17,387 --> 00:26:19,889
until one day I feel like
I'd wake up and think, "Fuck",

583
00:26:19,923 --> 00:26:22,058
"I haven't slept well in years."

584
00:26:22,092 --> 00:26:25,394
Well, then I will adjust. That
is what you do in relationships.

585
00:26:25,429 --> 00:26:27,480
That is what the bed is designed for.

586
00:26:27,514 --> 00:26:30,766
Though we need to stop
using that as a metaphor.

587
00:26:30,817 --> 00:26:32,852
- Agreed.
- Patrick, look at me, please.

588
00:26:32,903 --> 00:26:35,271
Look at me. [sighs]

589
00:26:35,322 --> 00:26:37,823
This can't end tonight.

590
00:26:37,858 --> 00:26:41,410
You have to give it time.
Now that I know how you feel,

591
00:26:41,445 --> 00:26:44,113
I can make the choice
to change. Okay? Look.

592
00:26:44,164 --> 00:26:47,366
You just... [sighs]

593
00:26:49,336 --> 00:26:51,420
You just have to trust me.

594
00:26:51,455 --> 00:26:53,923
Look at me.

595
00:26:55,625 --> 00:26:59,345
You just need

596
00:26:59,379 --> 00:27:01,380
to trust me.

597
00:27:09,106 --> 00:27:11,307
[car alarm blaring]

598
00:29:04,904 --> 00:29:08,624
[door bells jingle]
- Hey. - Hey.

599
00:29:08,658 --> 00:29:12,244
Thanks for letting me come by.

600
00:29:12,295 --> 00:29:15,080
So what's up?

601
00:29:15,131 --> 00:29:17,633
[sighs]

602
00:29:17,667 --> 00:29:20,386
Do you mind if I sit down, actually?

603
00:29:20,420 --> 00:29:21,553
Of course.

604
00:29:21,588 --> 00:29:24,757
And if it's okay with
you, I'd rather not talk

605
00:29:24,808 --> 00:29:27,092
about anything.

606
00:29:27,143 --> 00:29:30,813
- I'm totally talked out.
- No, that's... that's fine.

607
00:29:32,515 --> 00:29:34,400
You know what I would like, though?

608
00:29:34,434 --> 00:29:35,901
What's that?

609
00:29:35,935 --> 00:29:38,937
To stop looking like
a middle-aged lesbian.

610
00:29:38,939 --> 00:29:41,990
[laughs] <i>Pato.</i>

611
00:29:42,025 --> 00:29:45,194
Will you cut my hair?

612
00:29:45,245 --> 00:29:46,829
All right.

613
00:29:46,863 --> 00:29:50,916
Actually, you know what? Just buzz it off.

614
00:29:50,950 --> 00:29:53,786
- Really?
- Really.

615
00:29:53,837 --> 00:29:56,004
Wow.

616
00:29:57,924 --> 00:30:01,009
[music playing in Spanish]

617
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:05,798
Okay.

618
00:30:08,802 --> 00:30:10,803
I finally get to cut your hair.

619
00:30:10,854 --> 00:30:12,888
[buzzing]

620
00:30:15,442 --> 00:30:17,226
You ready?

621
00:30:20,396 --> 00:30:21,897
I'm ready.

622
00:30:28,655 --> 00:30:31,457
♪ I am a simple man ♪

623
00:30:31,491 --> 00:30:35,994
♪ So I sing a simple song ♪

624
00:30:35,996 --> 00:30:39,331
♪ Never been so much in love ♪

625
00:30:39,333 --> 00:30:42,551
♪ And never hurt so bad ♪

626
00:30:42,585 --> 00:30:45,804
♪ At the same time ♪

627
00:30:50,810 --> 00:30:53,846
♪ I am a simple man ♪

628
00:30:53,848 --> 00:30:58,350
♪ And I play a simple tune ♪

629
00:30:58,352 --> 00:31:02,988
♪ I wish that I could
see you once again ♪

630
00:31:03,022 --> 00:31:05,240
♪ Across the room ♪

631
00:31:05,275 --> 00:31:08,193
♪ Like the first time ♪

632
00:31:09,696 --> 00:31:14,449
♪ I just want to hold you, I
don't want to hold you down ♪

633
00:31:17,353 --> 00:31:18,837
♪ I hear what you're saying ♪

634
00:31:18,872 --> 00:31:21,707
♪ And you're spinning my head around ♪

635
00:31:21,741 --> 00:31:27,880
♪ And I can't make it alone ♪

636
00:31:50,970 --> 00:31:53,338
♪ The ending of the tale ♪

637
00:31:53,373 --> 00:31:57,676
♪ Is the singing of the song ♪

638
00:31:57,710 --> 00:32:00,913
♪ Make me proud to be your man ♪

639
00:32:00,947 --> 00:32:04,316
♪ Only you can make me strong ♪

640
00:32:04,350 --> 00:32:08,921
♪ Like the last time ♪

641
00:32:08,955 --> 00:32:10,756
♪ I just want to hold you ♪

642
00:32:10,790 --> 00:32:13,926
♪ I don't want to hold you down ♪

643
00:32:15,595 --> 00:32:17,596
♪ I hear what you're saying ♪

644
00:32:17,630 --> 00:32:20,766
♪ And you're spinning my head around ♪

645
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:26,805
♪ And I can't make it alone ♪