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[Knock on door]
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At last.
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Lieutenant Backstrom is coming?
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I, too, would like
to go home at night.
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Look, I was driving Backstrom
here for his appointment,
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and then he got a very important
phone call, all right?
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But he insisted I come here
and tell you in person, so...
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What kind of important call?
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A summons from the head of the
civilian oversight committee.
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[Sighs] Thank you for coming.
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I'm not gonna say no
to a booty call.
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First thing I said on the phone
is, "this is not a booty call."
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And yet we're headed
towards your bedroom.
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Because that is where
the possum is.
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Uh-huh. Okay.
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Yeah. You know what?
I'm not hearing anything.
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Maybe he went away on his own?
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You know, if you're lonely,
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you don't need to
make up stories
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about rabid possums
in your bedroom.
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Let's discuss our delusions
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after you get rid of the possum.
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Let's do this.
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Backstrom: Ah!
[Possum squeaks]
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Uh, okay, you weren't kidding!
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[Possum chitters]
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You've got a, uh...
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Wild animal probably pooping
ebola on your bed.
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Oh, God.
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Here's $18. Go stay at a hotel.
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Where? In 1952?
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[Electronic voice]
Text. Text. Text.
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Oh, shoot.
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Duty calls.
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- I need you to get me a ride.
- How did you get here?
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- Valentine. But he took off.
- Why?
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'Cause he knew
this was a booty call.
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[Sighs]
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[Indistinct conversations]
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[Police radio chatter]
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Man: One floor upstairs.
I'll get him.
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Backstrom: There you go.
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Evening, lieutenant.
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Why'd you take a cab?
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'Cause that's what
grown people do
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when they need to get somewhere.
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The victim
is Vanessa Taymor, age 44.
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Blunt-force trauma
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consistent with being struck
and run over by an automobile.
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What, that spaceship?
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No. That vehicle
was registered to the victim.
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Oh, right, 'cause that
battery-operated vanity toy
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probably couldn't go
fast enough to kill someone.
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This is Vanessa Taymor.
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Vanessa Taymor,
the former venture capitalist.
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She made a bajillion dollars
before she retired?
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She's married to Tad Taymor.
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Tad Taymor?
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- [Chuckling] Tad Taymor?
- Stop saying "Tad Taymor."
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Famous former tennis player.
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So, the victim is rich.
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That's why we're here.
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A rich person
gets hit-and-runned,
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the big guns get called in.
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Is that it?
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Bertolt Brecht says,
"corpses sour you.
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They are bad for objectivity."
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Niedermayer... seriously.
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This overlapping pattern
of forward and backward,
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centrifugally formed impressions
suggests otherwise.
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I...
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But the driver
struck Vanessa Taymor here.
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She hopped up onto the hood,
cracked the windshield,
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and she landed here.
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And then the driver
then slams on his brakes,
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causing these skid marks,
jams it in reverse,
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burning rubber here,
backing over the victim
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while she lay prone
on the ground,
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and then slamming
on his brakes again here...
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Phew!... and then floors it
into forward,
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hitting the victim
for a third time
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before continuing out
on the exit.
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I mean, at least,
that's the way I see it.
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I'm officially declaring this
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"a hit, another hit...
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another hit... and run."
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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That's good, right?
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[Groans]
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Oh, you got to
really hate someone
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to run over 'em that many times.
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Obviously, the husband did it,
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somebody with balls big enough
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to pretend that tennis
is a real sport
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and rich enough to think
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that he could drive away
with murder.
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Putting him in jail with
the bottom one percent...
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Oh, that's gonna be fun.
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[Birds chirping]
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[Electronic voice]
Work. Work. Work. Work. Work.
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[Cellphone vibrating]
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[Sighs] Work. Work. Work.
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Work.
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It's about time you called.
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- You got the husband in custody?
- Gravely: Yes.
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He's in the hospital, but the
doctor says he can't talk to us.
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Just pick me up on the way.
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The doctor says...
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The rich bastard can't hide
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behind a note
from his doctor, okay?
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And get me a coffee.
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I made it clear that Mr. Taymor
is unable to speak right now.
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Oh, did he pay you off
to say that?
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Mr. Taymor is sedated.
We'll call you when he wakes.
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Oh, what happened?
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Did he split open his nose
on the steering wheel
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when he ran over his wife?
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Mr. Taymor
has stage-4 lung cancer.
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As a participant in a blind
experimental treatment protocol,
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he hasn't left the hospital
in six weeks.
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Excuse me.
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Terminal cancer. Wow.
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Talk about overdoing it
with the alibi.
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Dr. Deb: Lieutenant Backstrom.
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Oh. Hey.
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Gravely, this is my doctor, Deb.
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Back in his home country
of Tandooristan,
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he is the sultan of surgery,
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but here he just works
for the police union.
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I'm here visiting a patient
who needed surgery,
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just like I'll visit you
when you're here
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for your quadruple bypass.
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Okay.
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You've missed
three appointments.
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Do you have a good reason?
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Yes, I do.
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It's not... terminal cancer,
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but it...
it's a pretty good reason.
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Miss one more appointment,
and I will have to withdraw
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your provisional
fitness certification.
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Nice to meet you, Detective Gravely,
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and you have
my deepest sympathies.
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And I feel your pain...
Dr. Chaman.
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"Dr. Chaman"?
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"Deb" is his first name?
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Nadia: I was able to access
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the victim's
contact and digital calendar.
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Huh. Hotel events manager
corroborates
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that she was there
checking out facilities.
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She has a curious
appointment today.
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Niedermayer:
At 2:00 p.m., M.J. at M's?
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Mm-hmm,
and that same appointment
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recurs every Thursday,
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so I went online
to check for clues
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on what "M.J." stands for,
and guess what?
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- Almond: Hmm?
- Marijuana.
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Mm. So, "M's" her dealer?
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And there's also
Michael Jackson, Moose Jaw,
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monster jam, mechanical joint,
and megajoules.
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So, she has
weekly energy meetings?
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In Moose Jaw? [Chuckles]
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You guys are mocking me.
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Okay, so, what do you think
it stands for,
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you... you smarty-pants boys?
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Mahjong.
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Rich ladies play mahjong
in the afternoon.
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"M" is her friend who hosts.
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How do you know about mahjong?
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My mom used to make me
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go to after-school programs
when I was kid
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funded by rich ladies,
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and every now and then,
I had to put on a suit and tie
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and go by and say "thank you"?
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- During mahjong?
- Oh, yeah. They love it.
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Aha. And her favorite contact...
Meredith, no last name.
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I'll get my hat.
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[Indistinct conversations]
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Meredith: Vanessa
was a force of nature.
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She did so much good work.
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Vanessa was a part
of your group?
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Yes. We loved her very much.
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Wait a minute.
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How come there's
eight of you here?
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Excuse me?
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Mahjong is played
in groups of four,
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but your friend just got killed,
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which would leave you
a man down...
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Which means you knew...
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She was not gonna make it today,
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which means you knew
she was gonna get murdered.
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[Gasps, exhales sharply]
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Ladies?
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No matter wh Vanessa
said to anybody,
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it was her decision
to quit mahjong.
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And why do you think
she'd go and do that, huh?
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'Cause she was loved too much?
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You're a very rude man.
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Almond: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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He's not the one playing
dominoes and getting drunk
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the day after
your friend was murdered.
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We have nothing more to say.
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Backstrom: Really? Why is that?
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'Cause the Botox
has frozen your face so much?
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Or are you really just
a pack of cold, soulless frauds
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who have squeezed out
every ounce of human decency
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in order to fit
in those dresses,
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and who care more
about society secrets
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than the death of your b-f-f?
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Get out!
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[Women gasping]
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[Sighs]
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[Slurps]
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Arrest them all.
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Give them nothing
but fatty foods and tap water.
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They'll talk.
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[Women murmuring]
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S01E08
Give 'Til It Hurts
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sync and corrected by ninh
www.addic7ed.com
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These mahjong women sit together
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on the boards of non-profits,
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attend each other's charitable
fundraisers, et cetera.
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And our victim,
Vanessa Taymor's, pet charity
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is the homeless.
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"Literacy, women's issues,
cancer, parks beautification."
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Backstrom told you
to arrest all of them?
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On what grounds?
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And I quote...
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"For being rich bitches."
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don't worry.
I didn't arrest anyone.
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Have we figured out
why Vanessa Taymor
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was ejected from the group?
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They refused to talk.
And they called their lawyers.
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You should try the opposite
of Backstrom... to ask politely.
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Ladies, here's the tea
I promised.
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This is the peach-blossom
mint infusion
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that was blessed by
a Tibetan monk friend of mine.
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[Chuckles]
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You were saying
about Vanessa Taymor?
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The reason she left?
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Vanessa quit playing mahjong
because of Donald Sampson.
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The racist-video guy?
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Alleged racist.
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[Scoffs]
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Uh, the video
shows Donald Sampson
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repeatedly using
barbaric racial slurs
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in reference
to both blacks and hispanics.
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Sampson: You want to know
how to get rich?
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Sell a load of crap...
To the scum of the earth.
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And by "scum," I mean the...
blacks, browns...
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Yellow ones.
You name it.
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It's the oldest trick
in the book.
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That's terrible.
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It's inexcusable.
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I am led to understand, though,
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that the tape may not be real,
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00:10:01,023 --> 00:10:03,447
which is why I felt
that we should wait
258
00:10:03,467 --> 00:10:05,728
before rejecting
his charitable donations.
259
00:10:05,764 --> 00:10:07,897
Vanessa Taymor
felt that it would be wrong
260
00:10:07,933 --> 00:10:10,567
to take Donald Sampson's money
for her homeless charity?
261
00:10:10,602 --> 00:10:13,002
Oh, she felt it would be wrong
for all of us.
262
00:10:13,038 --> 00:10:14,637
Caused quite a rift.
263
00:10:14,673 --> 00:10:18,341
Personally, I say suck
every guilty dime you can
264
00:10:18,376 --> 00:10:20,009
out of the guy.
265
00:10:20,045 --> 00:10:22,745
Detective, we had a spat.
266
00:10:22,781 --> 00:10:24,847
Vanessa quit mahjong...
267
00:10:24,883 --> 00:10:26,950
Not worth murder.
268
00:10:29,821 --> 00:10:31,254
[Elevator bell dings]
269
00:10:31,289 --> 00:10:33,423
People are saying
that an angry mistress
270
00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:34,457
posted the video.
271
00:10:34,492 --> 00:10:36,192
It's got
eight million-plus views,
272
00:10:36,228 --> 00:10:38,928
and the stock
in Sampson's sports company
273
00:10:38,964 --> 00:10:39,896
is falling fast.
274
00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:41,297
That's why
I prefer prostitutes...
275
00:10:41,333 --> 00:10:42,599
You can trust 'em.
276
00:10:42,634 --> 00:10:44,467
You know, it's an interesting
dilemma for charities...
277
00:10:44,502 --> 00:10:46,069
Do you take dirty money or not?
278
00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:48,037
That is an interesting dilemma,
except for...
279
00:10:48,073 --> 00:10:50,406
Of course you take the money!
280
00:10:50,442 --> 00:10:51,374
[Groans]
281
00:10:51,409 --> 00:10:54,210
Detectives, Mr. Taymor is awake.
282
00:10:55,435 --> 00:10:57,146
There's no chance
it was an accident?
283
00:10:57,182 --> 00:10:58,481
None.
284
00:10:58,516 --> 00:10:59,749
You know anyone that would do
285
00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:01,150
something like that
to your wife?
286
00:11:01,186 --> 00:11:05,722
No. Vanessa was a wonderful,
kind, generous woman.
287
00:11:06,487 --> 00:11:07,490
Everyone loved her.
288
00:11:07,525 --> 00:11:10,059
Your wife was trying
to organize various charities
289
00:11:10,095 --> 00:11:12,228
to reject donations
from Donald Sampson.
290
00:11:12,264 --> 00:11:14,764
It was causing quite a fuss
in her social circle.
291
00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:16,432
I've known don since college.
292
00:11:16,468 --> 00:11:18,401
He only cares about
the bottom line,
293
00:11:18,436 --> 00:11:20,503
not a society lady
refusing his money.
294
00:11:20,538 --> 00:11:21,571
[Inhales sharply]
295
00:11:21,606 --> 00:11:23,606
[Coughs]
296
00:11:24,521 --> 00:11:26,075
They're giving me
a wonder drug...
297
00:11:26,111 --> 00:11:27,644
[Exhales, sniffs]
298
00:11:27,679 --> 00:11:29,721
Or sugar water.
299
00:11:30,056 --> 00:11:33,349
To tell you the truth,
I don't care with Vanessa gone.
300
00:11:33,385 --> 00:11:34,684
Well, listen, do you think
301
00:11:34,719 --> 00:11:36,919
your wife maybe was having
an affair with Sampson
302
00:11:36,955 --> 00:11:39,355
and then released the video
when everything went south?
303
00:11:39,391 --> 00:11:42,191
No. No, my wife
would never cheat on me.
304
00:11:42,227 --> 00:11:44,594
Well, you have been sick
for a long time.
305
00:11:44,629 --> 00:11:47,030
- Lieutenant.
- Well...
306
00:11:47,065 --> 00:11:48,898
Do you want to look at
your dream board
307
00:11:48,933 --> 00:11:50,570
while I take some blood?
308
00:11:51,004 --> 00:11:53,136
No. There's too many pictures
of Vanessa.
309
00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:54,304
What's this?
310
00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:56,306
Someone force a bunch of kids
to make this for you?
311
00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:58,841
Nurse: Mr. Taymor made it.
[Camera shutter clicking]
312
00:11:58,877 --> 00:12:01,377
Focusing mental energy
on positive images
313
00:12:01,413 --> 00:12:03,212
can create health miracles.
314
00:12:03,248 --> 00:12:04,213
Wow.
315
00:12:04,249 --> 00:12:05,381
More money than God,
316
00:12:05,417 --> 00:12:07,750
and all you get
is experimental medicine
317
00:12:07,786 --> 00:12:09,619
and a crappy art project.
318
00:12:09,654 --> 00:12:10,887
That's got to sting.
319
00:12:10,922 --> 00:12:14,600
Please, just find
who killed my Vanessa.
320
00:12:14,724 --> 00:12:17,773
Think of it as a deathbed wish.
321
00:12:28,187 --> 00:12:31,174
Hey. Feast your eyes
on this yellow purse...
322
00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:34,243
Céline phantom,
pebbled leather, divine.
323
00:12:34,279 --> 00:12:36,512
The victim's husband
bought it for her
324
00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:38,014
on their 15th anniversary.
325
00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:39,782
She never left home without it.
326
00:12:39,818 --> 00:12:40,950
That's his problem.
327
00:12:40,985 --> 00:12:42,852
No, but it wasn't recovered
at the scene
328
00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:45,399
or in her car or her home.
329
00:12:46,358 --> 00:12:49,315
So, you're saying
the killer dumped the contents
330
00:12:49,335 --> 00:12:52,962
- and stole the purse?
- I would kill for that purse.
331
00:12:52,997 --> 00:12:54,530
Looks like
some other crazy woman
332
00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:55,631
already beat you to it.
333
00:12:55,667 --> 00:12:57,900
Get warrants for
all of our friends' homes...
334
00:12:57,936 --> 00:13:00,060
The mahjong monsters!
335
00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:01,571
I'm going purse-shopping!
336
00:13:03,833 --> 00:13:05,830
What's this,
arts-and-crafts day?
337
00:13:05,850 --> 00:13:07,983
This is a dream board.
338
00:13:08,003 --> 00:13:09,436
Focusing my mental energy
339
00:13:09,471 --> 00:13:11,238
on the amazing things
I want in my life
340
00:13:11,273 --> 00:13:13,226
can create health miracles.
341
00:13:13,246 --> 00:13:15,108
I want Dr. Deb to know
342
00:13:15,144 --> 00:13:16,911
how desperate I am
to get better.
343
00:13:16,931 --> 00:13:18,312
[Chuckles] Well, all right.
344
00:13:18,347 --> 00:13:19,713
Did you find that ugly purse?
345
00:13:19,749 --> 00:13:24,051
No. Me and Detective Almond...
we went through four mansions.
346
00:13:24,086 --> 00:13:26,720
You know, I had no idea
people could be so rich.
347
00:13:26,756 --> 00:13:29,189
- That's exactly how they like it.
- [Chuckling] Yeah.
348
00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:33,627
Uh, I don't know if pictures
of cigars and liquor bottles
349
00:13:33,663 --> 00:13:35,663
are gonna convey
the right message, lieutenant.
350
00:13:35,698 --> 00:13:37,865
What am I supposed to put
on my dream board?
351
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:40,668
"Rich people" stuff...
Nice cars, pet giraffes,
352
00:13:40,703 --> 00:13:43,040
courtside trail blazers seats,
353
00:13:43,060 --> 00:13:45,431
Beyoncé, stuff like that.
354
00:13:47,777 --> 00:13:49,009
Niedermayer: Lieutenant...
355
00:13:49,045 --> 00:13:51,979
It's a dream board.
I'm not finished.
356
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:55,715
"To Vanessa, fifteen years gone,
a hundred to go.
357
00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:56,745
Love, Tad."
358
00:13:56,765 --> 00:13:59,853
We found this in the home
of Cristin Kelly.
359
00:13:59,889 --> 00:14:02,890
Ah, the "ugly yellow purse"
killer.
360
00:14:15,638 --> 00:14:17,604
My... wife...
361
00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:19,840
has a... problem.
362
00:14:19,875 --> 00:14:21,575
Yeah. Killing her friends.
363
00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:22,609
[Grunts]
364
00:14:22,645 --> 00:14:23,977
She's been diagnosed
with kleptomania,
365
00:14:24,013 --> 00:14:26,880
a-a mental disorder
for which there is no cure.
366
00:14:26,916 --> 00:14:28,415
Well, the good thing about jail
367
00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:31,618
is that will cut down
on her stealing considerably.
368
00:14:31,654 --> 00:14:34,722
In addition to a sworn statement
369
00:14:34,757 --> 00:14:36,123
from Cristin's psychiatrist,
370
00:14:36,158 --> 00:14:39,526
I have receipts from hundreds
of stores we've reimbursed
371
00:14:39,562 --> 00:14:41,095
for stolen merchandise,
372
00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:43,797
establishing
a clear pattern of theft.
373
00:14:43,833 --> 00:14:44,998
This stolen purse
374
00:14:45,034 --> 00:14:48,368
and the tragic death
of our dear friend Vanessa
375
00:14:48,404 --> 00:14:49,636
are purely coincidental,
376
00:14:49,672 --> 00:14:53,474
and you, sir, have no evidence
to prove otherwise.
377
00:14:54,910 --> 00:14:57,377
I rest my case.
378
00:14:57,413 --> 00:14:59,246
I don't know what law school
your daddy bought
379
00:14:59,281 --> 00:15:00,514
in order to get you a degree,
380
00:15:00,549 --> 00:15:03,459
but you need to stop talking
right now.
381
00:15:04,129 --> 00:15:05,576
I'm you.
382
00:15:05,596 --> 00:15:10,057
I'm a moronic lawyer's
aging trophy wife,
383
00:15:10,092 --> 00:15:12,468
and the only way
I get self-esteem
384
00:15:12,488 --> 00:15:15,562
is by being the charity
cancer queen of Portland.
385
00:15:15,598 --> 00:15:17,464
Then Vanessa comes along.
386
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,666
She's prettier, she's richer,
387
00:15:19,702 --> 00:15:21,034
and luckily for her,
388
00:15:21,070 --> 00:15:25,311
her husband
is actually dying of cancer.
389
00:15:25,331 --> 00:15:29,460
She's gonna take my place
as the queen of cancer.
390
00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:32,112
So I run her over and over...
391
00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:34,848
- No. No...
- and over and over.
392
00:15:34,884 --> 00:15:36,483
No, that is not what happened.
393
00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:37,651
You killed her,
394
00:15:37,686 --> 00:15:40,187
and you ripped this
out of her cold, dead hands
395
00:15:40,222 --> 00:15:42,916
and took it home as a trophy.
396
00:15:44,381 --> 00:15:46,917
[Sighs] Yes. I was there.
397
00:15:46,937 --> 00:15:49,930
Being somewhere is not a crime.
398
00:15:49,965 --> 00:15:52,432
Vanessa and I were reviewing
the hotel facilities
399
00:15:52,468 --> 00:15:54,101
for an upcoming cancer event.
400
00:15:54,136 --> 00:15:55,302
[Sighs]
401
00:15:55,337 --> 00:15:57,771
Vanessa self-parks.
It's her thing.
402
00:15:57,807 --> 00:16:00,774
I went out front,
but my driver was not there.
403
00:16:00,810 --> 00:16:01,875
Your driver?
404
00:16:01,911 --> 00:16:04,545
I heard... I heard screeches,
and I saw a car,
405
00:16:04,580 --> 00:16:06,847
a-a white luxury coupe,
drive away.
406
00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:10,717
When I found Vanessa,
she was already dead, and...
407
00:16:10,753 --> 00:16:12,486
it was very upsetting!
408
00:16:12,521 --> 00:16:14,621
And stress
is what makes me steal,
409
00:16:14,657 --> 00:16:15,756
so I took the bag.
410
00:16:15,791 --> 00:16:18,158
But I left everything
that was important...
411
00:16:18,194 --> 00:16:20,727
The phone and the wallet
and everything.
412
00:16:23,165 --> 00:16:25,966
Your crap lawyer
should have advised us
413
00:16:26,001 --> 00:16:28,735
that you didn't have access
to a car,
414
00:16:28,771 --> 00:16:32,906
considering your being accused
of committing a hit-and-run.
415
00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:37,578
Gah!
416
00:16:37,613 --> 00:16:38,612
[Door slams]
417
00:16:38,647 --> 00:16:40,547
I'm a tax lawyer.
418
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:45,986
[Siren wailing]
419
00:16:46,587 --> 00:16:48,006
Niedermayer: Lieutenant?
420
00:16:48,026 --> 00:16:48,488
Ah.
421
00:16:48,524 --> 00:16:50,419
Oh, no. Here we go. What?
422
00:16:50,439 --> 00:16:52,826
I have a rendering of the
white luxury hit-and-run vehicle
423
00:16:52,862 --> 00:16:55,529
as described by Cristin
to the bureau's sketch artist.
424
00:16:55,564 --> 00:16:57,493
Yeah, very lifelike.
425
00:16:57,513 --> 00:16:58,999
Is this what
you're bothering me about?
426
00:16:59,034 --> 00:17:03,070
No. I'm bothering you
on doctor's orders.
427
00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:04,338
Oh, come on!
428
00:17:04,373 --> 00:17:06,607
No one asked you
to make a fire-escape call.
429
00:17:06,642 --> 00:17:08,375
I came to give you this.
430
00:17:08,410 --> 00:17:10,344
- What is it?
- That's a pedometer, sir.
431
00:17:10,379 --> 00:17:12,212
It measures how many steps
you take in a day.
432
00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:13,847
Helpful not only
for physical fitness,
433
00:17:13,883 --> 00:17:14,982
but to help you sleep,
434
00:17:15,017 --> 00:17:16,583
as I will not be replenishing
your prescription.
435
00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:17,784
You know what?
436
00:17:17,820 --> 00:17:20,721
I could arrest you
for talking about my problems
437
00:17:20,756 --> 00:17:21,688
outside of your office.
438
00:17:21,724 --> 00:17:22,990
But you won't come to my office.
439
00:17:23,025 --> 00:17:24,725
Well, maybe if you let me
smoke there, I would.
440
00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:27,060
My struggle
is to keep you alive.
441
00:17:27,096 --> 00:17:29,196
Luckily, this pedometer
will send me updates
442
00:17:29,231 --> 00:17:30,163
without your help.
443
00:17:30,199 --> 00:17:32,232
If you take
less than 10,000 steps,
444
00:17:32,268 --> 00:17:34,201
I yank your fitness certificate.
445
00:17:34,236 --> 00:17:35,535
None of this matters
446
00:17:35,571 --> 00:17:37,437
because I am making
a dream board,
447
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:39,706
which can cause miracles.
448
00:17:39,742 --> 00:17:40,974
That's wonderful.
449
00:17:41,010 --> 00:17:42,042
Yeah.
450
00:17:42,077 --> 00:17:43,844
But visualization techniques
work best
451
00:17:43,879 --> 00:17:45,935
with an un-addled soul.
452
00:17:45,955 --> 00:17:48,382
Bring it to my office,
and we'll discuss it.
453
00:17:50,452 --> 00:17:51,919
- Okay, Niedermayer...
- What?
454
00:17:51,954 --> 00:17:53,620
I need you to make me
a dream board.
455
00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:56,256
- It's this collage of all...
- I'm aware of the concept, sir,
456
00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:58,091
but you can't build
somebody else's dream board.
457
00:17:58,127 --> 00:17:59,259
Why not?
458
00:17:59,295 --> 00:18:01,962
Because dreams are an expression
of subconscious desires,
459
00:18:01,997 --> 00:18:03,706
and if I build your board,
460
00:18:03,726 --> 00:18:05,299
it'll be expressing
my subconscious
461
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:06,500
and I guarantee you
462
00:18:06,535 --> 00:18:08,201
that Dr. Deb
would know the difference.
463
00:18:08,237 --> 00:18:10,703
- I knew it was a scam.
- Almond: Hey.
464
00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:12,139
Oh, what now?
465
00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:13,874
For days ago,
before she was murdered,
466
00:18:13,909 --> 00:18:16,310
our victim had a very loud,
very public argument
467
00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:18,378
with the director
of the downtown mission.
468
00:18:18,414 --> 00:18:20,180
Yeah, but I guarantee
our homeless-lover
469
00:18:20,215 --> 00:18:21,748
doesn't drive
any fancy, white car.
470
00:18:21,784 --> 00:18:24,384
Maybe not,
but he's a former junkie,
471
00:18:24,420 --> 00:18:28,385
a former armed robber,
and a former car thief.
472
00:18:28,633 --> 00:18:29,790
The mission is close.
473
00:18:29,825 --> 00:18:31,145
You could walk
474
00:18:31,165 --> 00:18:33,427
and get a jump
on those 10,000 steps.
475
00:18:33,462 --> 00:18:35,362
You could jump off
this fire escape.
476
00:18:35,397 --> 00:18:37,698
But I guess we'll both
have to live disappointed.
477
00:18:37,733 --> 00:18:39,208
[Grunts]
478
00:18:51,609 --> 00:18:53,806
Come on. Coming through.
Stand back.
479
00:18:54,352 --> 00:18:56,111
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
480
00:18:56,147 --> 00:18:58,080
- Sloppy Joes.
- Now?
481
00:18:58,115 --> 00:19:00,215
You wouldn't stop for pizza.
482
00:19:01,275 --> 00:19:03,385
Backstrom: Hold on.
[Sighs]
483
00:19:03,931 --> 00:19:05,395
Excuse me.
484
00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:09,591
Man: What's going on?!
485
00:19:09,626 --> 00:19:12,256
Man 2: Hey! Hey, come on!
486
00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:14,403
[Muffled] Not bad.
487
00:19:14,874 --> 00:19:16,972
Hey! One per person.
488
00:19:16,992 --> 00:19:19,000
One per homeless person.
489
00:19:19,036 --> 00:19:21,069
The rules are for everyone.
490
00:19:21,105 --> 00:19:23,192
- Put it back!
- It's half-eaten...
491
00:19:23,212 --> 00:19:26,071
But I guess you're used to that.
492
00:19:27,785 --> 00:19:28,927
You cut in line.
493
00:19:28,947 --> 00:19:31,179
Easy. You're pushing it.
494
00:19:31,496 --> 00:19:33,457
- Oh, I'm gonna push it.
- Are you?
495
00:19:33,477 --> 00:19:34,983
Yeah.
496
00:19:35,018 --> 00:19:36,618
[Chuckles]
497
00:19:36,653 --> 00:19:39,348
Yes. Vanessa and I argued.
498
00:19:39,368 --> 00:19:42,624
And I'm bummed
that was our last interaction.
499
00:19:43,046 --> 00:19:45,394
She was a great human being.
500
00:19:45,429 --> 00:19:47,829
What did you argue about?
501
00:19:48,543 --> 00:19:50,365
[Sighs] Donald Sampson.
502
00:19:50,717 --> 00:19:52,434
The racist.
503
00:19:52,469 --> 00:19:55,504
Sampson...
is to be presented with
504
00:19:55,539 --> 00:19:58,640
our "mission angel
of the year" award...
505
00:19:58,675 --> 00:20:01,143
In return
for a $50,000 donation.
506
00:20:01,607 --> 00:20:03,779
Vanessa Taymor wanted to
pull that award.
507
00:20:03,799 --> 00:20:06,681
Yep. But I'm a practical man.
508
00:20:06,717 --> 00:20:08,583
The trophy cost 10 bucks.
509
00:20:08,619 --> 00:20:10,886
In return, we get $50,000.
510
00:20:10,921 --> 00:20:12,754
Backstrom: That's all right!
511
00:20:12,790 --> 00:20:13,688
[Clattering]
512
00:20:13,724 --> 00:20:15,023
[Indistinct shouting]
513
00:20:15,058 --> 00:20:16,558
Jim: Go ahead. Stand up.
514
00:20:16,593 --> 00:20:17,626
I dare you.
515
00:20:17,661 --> 00:20:18,493
All right, back up!
516
00:20:18,529 --> 00:20:20,328
Jim, calm down! Calm down!
517
00:20:20,364 --> 00:20:21,363
Whoa.
518
00:20:21,398 --> 00:20:23,543
- Backstrom, you all right?
- I'm okay.
519
00:20:23,563 --> 00:20:25,628
I'm a cop. I have a gun.
520
00:20:25,648 --> 00:20:27,836
I pay taxes. I have a job.
521
00:20:27,871 --> 00:20:29,271
I have a job.
522
00:20:29,306 --> 00:20:31,339
Collecting cans is not a job.
523
00:20:31,375 --> 00:20:33,675
I work for Mr. Donald Sampson.
524
00:20:34,238 --> 00:20:35,243
What?
525
00:20:35,279 --> 00:20:37,626
- What do you do for him?
- Mr. Sampson pays me 50 bucks
526
00:20:37,646 --> 00:20:40,282
to feed quarters
into his parking meter.
527
00:20:40,317 --> 00:20:41,928
Outside the shelter?
528
00:20:41,948 --> 00:20:44,219
No. Near the hotel Vivienne.
529
00:20:45,415 --> 00:20:47,343
When was the last time
you did that?
530
00:20:47,363 --> 00:20:49,024
Yesterday.
531
00:20:49,059 --> 00:20:50,592
That doesn't make sense.
532
00:20:50,627 --> 00:20:52,727
Why spend 50 bucks
to avoid a $15 ticket?
533
00:20:52,763 --> 00:20:55,630
So there's no record
of him ever being there.
534
00:20:55,666 --> 00:20:58,200
He's having an affair
with our victim.
535
00:20:58,235 --> 00:20:59,983
I knew it.
To the bat cave, Robin.
536
00:21:00,003 --> 00:21:02,763
Wait a minute.
Robin rides shotgun like you do.
537
00:21:02,783 --> 00:21:05,073
If anyone's Batman here,
it's me.
538
00:21:05,108 --> 00:21:06,590
And shouldn't you be walking?
539
00:21:06,610 --> 00:21:08,143
Good point.
540
00:21:08,179 --> 00:21:11,213
Hey, sloppy Joe,
here's five bucks.
541
00:21:11,248 --> 00:21:12,414
[Grunts]
542
00:21:14,151 --> 00:21:16,118
Walk to the police station
for me.
543
00:21:16,708 --> 00:21:19,078
To the bat cave, Alfred.
544
00:21:22,726 --> 00:21:24,059
Nadia: Donald Sampson
545
00:21:24,094 --> 00:21:25,994
checked in twice a week
under a fake name
546
00:21:26,030 --> 00:21:28,316
and paid cash.
547
00:21:28,336 --> 00:21:29,698
And you found that out how?
548
00:21:29,733 --> 00:21:31,967
The lieutenant had a fistfight
with a homeless man
549
00:21:32,002 --> 00:21:33,001
over sloppy Joes.
550
00:21:33,037 --> 00:21:35,003
I don't think Backstrom
got in a punch.
551
00:21:35,039 --> 00:21:37,573
He was like a turtle
lying on its back.
552
00:21:37,608 --> 00:21:40,676
Hey, the room at the Vivienne
matches the room
553
00:21:40,711 --> 00:21:42,978
in Sampson's disgraceful video.
554
00:21:43,013 --> 00:21:45,681
Vanessa leaks it,
Sampson kills her.
555
00:21:45,716 --> 00:21:48,884
A fundraising crusader
and a racist corporate pig
556
00:21:48,919 --> 00:21:50,852
make a really weird couple.
557
00:21:50,888 --> 00:21:53,589
Actually, they've known
each other for a very long time
558
00:21:53,624 --> 00:21:55,624
'cause in the early '90s,
559
00:21:55,659 --> 00:21:57,359
Vanessa's husband, Tad,
560
00:21:57,394 --> 00:21:58,894
beat Sampson to win something
561
00:21:58,929 --> 00:22:01,830
called the...
the NCAA Championship.
562
00:22:01,865 --> 00:22:03,098
Is that a big deal?
563
00:22:03,133 --> 00:22:04,633
[Chuckling]
Pretty big deal, yeah.
564
00:22:04,668 --> 00:22:05,901
Gravely:
So, Sampson never forgets
565
00:22:05,936 --> 00:22:07,703
and sees
an opportunity for revenge
566
00:22:07,738 --> 00:22:09,738
by sleeping with Taymor's wife.
567
00:22:09,773 --> 00:22:14,910
Well, women have needs, and her husband
is sick and unable to fill her.
568
00:22:16,313 --> 00:22:17,613
That is exactly
what the lieutenant said
569
00:22:17,648 --> 00:22:18,413
to the sick husband.
570
00:22:18,449 --> 00:22:20,015
Oh, how thoughtful of him.
571
00:22:20,050 --> 00:22:22,985
So then she finds out what a monster
he is and leaks this video.
572
00:22:23,020 --> 00:22:25,120
Almond: And to stop her
from leaking any other secrets,
573
00:22:25,155 --> 00:22:27,489
runs her over
in a fancy, white coupe.
574
00:22:27,524 --> 00:22:28,790
Is this enough
for us to get a warrant
575
00:22:28,826 --> 00:22:29,925
to search the cars for damage?
576
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:31,126
It's not even enough evidence
577
00:22:31,161 --> 00:22:32,394
to call him on the telephone.
578
00:22:32,429 --> 00:22:34,830
We really need an excuse
to look at those vehicles.
579
00:22:34,865 --> 00:22:37,699
"Jingle for jungle gyms."
580
00:22:37,735 --> 00:22:41,136
It's a fundraiser that gets
playground equipment
581
00:22:41,171 --> 00:22:42,537
for inner-city kids.
582
00:22:42,573 --> 00:22:44,473
It's happening
at the Sampson house tonight.
583
00:22:44,508 --> 00:22:45,741
Nadia: Of course.
584
00:22:45,776 --> 00:22:48,243
If you're gonna have a public
event on your property,
585
00:22:48,279 --> 00:22:51,213
then there's no reasonable
expectation for privacy.
586
00:22:51,248 --> 00:22:53,749
Good job, Moto. We can
search for evidence
587
00:22:53,784 --> 00:22:55,917
and take photos and samples,
and it's all admissible.
588
00:22:55,953 --> 00:22:58,854
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
$10,000 a table?
589
00:22:58,889 --> 00:22:59,821
I'm gonna call the chief.
590
00:22:59,857 --> 00:23:00,956
The city's
bound to have tickets.
591
00:23:00,991 --> 00:23:02,124
Yeah, and I'm gonna call
the lieutenant
592
00:23:02,159 --> 00:23:04,693
and tell him to pull out
his formal poncho.
593
00:23:04,728 --> 00:23:05,961
[Almond laughs]
594
00:23:06,797 --> 00:23:07,929
Valentine: What's up?
595
00:23:07,965 --> 00:23:08,764
[Bottle cap clatters]
596
00:23:08,799 --> 00:23:09,931
It's a charity fundraiser?
597
00:23:09,967 --> 00:23:11,500
- Yes.
- Tonight?
598
00:23:11,535 --> 00:23:13,101
Four hours from now.
599
00:23:13,137 --> 00:23:14,836
I'm supposed to look like
a rich bastard.
600
00:23:14,872 --> 00:23:15,604
Mm.
601
00:23:15,639 --> 00:23:17,472
- And it's black-tie?
- Yes.
602
00:23:18,909 --> 00:23:20,676
[Sighs]
603
00:23:20,711 --> 00:23:23,545
And you actually care about
the dress code because why?
604
00:23:23,580 --> 00:23:24,980
It's a municipal who's-who.
605
00:23:25,015 --> 00:23:27,407
I might run into
somebody important.
606
00:23:27,692 --> 00:23:28,784
Oh...
607
00:23:30,254 --> 00:23:31,504
Amy?
608
00:23:31,665 --> 00:23:32,654
Huh? [Sighs]
609
00:23:32,690 --> 00:23:33,588
[Gasps]
610
00:23:33,624 --> 00:23:35,657
You are really gonna need
my help.
611
00:23:35,693 --> 00:23:36,625
[Sighs]
612
00:23:36,660 --> 00:23:38,493
Will you or won't you?
613
00:23:38,529 --> 00:23:42,064
I will if I can be
your rich-bastard date.
614
00:23:42,099 --> 00:23:43,565
Sure.
615
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:46,635
[Crickets chirping]
616
00:23:46,670 --> 00:23:49,738
[Indistinct conversations]
617
00:23:51,542 --> 00:23:54,343
Gravely: Oh, wow!
618
00:23:54,378 --> 00:23:55,477
Up until now,
619
00:23:55,512 --> 00:23:57,145
the fanciest thing
I'd ever been to
620
00:23:57,181 --> 00:23:58,763
was a Hungarian wedding.
621
00:23:59,650 --> 00:24:00,982
I don't think we should drink.
622
00:24:01,018 --> 00:24:02,351
Mmm.
623
00:24:02,386 --> 00:24:03,685
We're undercover.
624
00:24:03,721 --> 00:24:06,388
And this is not the cheap stuff.
625
00:24:06,423 --> 00:24:08,390
There we go.
626
00:24:08,425 --> 00:24:09,725
For you, madam.
627
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:11,093
[Glasses clink]
628
00:24:11,128 --> 00:24:13,195
It looks like the footprint
of the house
629
00:24:13,230 --> 00:24:15,931
matches what we were able
to access from public records.
630
00:24:15,966 --> 00:24:18,100
Mm-hmm, Sampson keeps
his car collection
631
00:24:18,135 --> 00:24:19,501
in a 20-car garage
632
00:24:19,536 --> 00:24:22,637
on the southern side
of the property.
633
00:24:22,673 --> 00:24:25,974
My God.
You... you are beautiful.
634
00:24:26,009 --> 00:24:27,776
Damn, Paquet.
635
00:24:27,811 --> 00:24:29,311
You fit in good.
636
00:24:29,346 --> 00:24:30,445
[Chuckles]
637
00:24:30,481 --> 00:24:31,179
Hey.
638
00:24:31,215 --> 00:24:33,181
Okay. Good to see you.
639
00:24:33,217 --> 00:24:34,349
[Both chuckle]
640
00:24:34,385 --> 00:24:35,784
Niedermayer: Looking sharp.
Looking good.
641
00:24:35,819 --> 00:24:38,086
[Chuckling] You clean up.
You are stunning.
642
00:24:38,122 --> 00:24:40,076
Has anybody seen the lieutenant?
643
00:24:40,758 --> 00:24:42,732
♪ Turn down for what? ♪
644
00:24:44,395 --> 00:24:45,827
Gravely: Is that Backstrom?
645
00:24:45,863 --> 00:24:49,030
♪ Turn down for what? ♪
646
00:24:50,167 --> 00:24:51,266
Can't be.
647
00:24:51,301 --> 00:24:55,137
♪ Hey, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
hey, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
648
00:24:55,172 --> 00:24:57,172
♪ turn down for what? ♪
649
00:24:57,207 --> 00:24:58,607
♪ Hey, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
650
00:24:58,642 --> 00:25:00,041
Oh, God.
651
00:25:00,077 --> 00:25:02,344
Yep. That's Backstrom, all right.
[Chuckles]
652
00:25:02,379 --> 00:25:06,882
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
653
00:25:11,001 --> 00:25:13,680
[Mid-tempo jazz music playing]
654
00:25:13,716 --> 00:25:14,948
[Laughter]
655
00:25:20,589 --> 00:25:22,256
They're about to start
the speeches,
656
00:25:22,291 --> 00:25:25,559
and that's when we need to
snoop the hit-and-run car.
657
00:25:25,594 --> 00:25:27,628
- Lieutenant Backstrom?
- Backstrom: Oh, God.
658
00:25:27,663 --> 00:25:29,463
This is unexpected.
[Chuckles nervously]
659
00:25:29,498 --> 00:25:31,798
Chief Cervantes gave the
special crimes unit her table.
660
00:25:31,834 --> 00:25:33,834
Oh, the chief
didn't want to be seen
661
00:25:33,869 --> 00:25:35,636
hobnobbing with Sampson, huh?
662
00:25:35,671 --> 00:25:37,671
You'll notice the mayor
isn't here, either.
663
00:25:37,706 --> 00:25:40,507
In fact, nobody good is here.
664
00:25:42,511 --> 00:25:44,578
- Punch her in her Botox.
- I hate her.
665
00:25:44,613 --> 00:25:47,114
[Music and conversations
continue]
666
00:25:47,149 --> 00:25:48,591
What do you got?
667
00:25:48,611 --> 00:25:50,254
The garage has two doors.
668
00:25:50,274 --> 00:25:51,966
One's down the hall,
past the kitchen.
669
00:25:51,986 --> 00:25:54,054
That's the one that most likely
will be unlocked.
670
00:25:54,089 --> 00:25:55,756
Yeah, and there are
security guards,
671
00:25:55,791 --> 00:25:56,990
but they're mostly concerned
672
00:25:57,026 --> 00:25:58,722
with steering people
towards the potta-porties...
673
00:25:58,742 --> 00:26:00,415
Very gauche.
674
00:26:00,435 --> 00:26:02,495
Porta-potties. [Groans]
675
00:26:05,267 --> 00:26:07,567
Backstrom: Hey, Niedermayer.
676
00:26:07,992 --> 00:26:10,237
Hey. Hey. What's going on?
677
00:26:10,272 --> 00:26:11,805
Nothing. We're just dancing.
678
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:14,274
Niedermayer, will you stop
fiddling with Valentine?
679
00:26:14,310 --> 00:26:17,744
Get Moto, go to the garage,
and find that car.
680
00:26:17,780 --> 00:26:20,647
[Music continues]
681
00:26:39,001 --> 00:26:41,601
No. This is the garage door,
but it's locked.
682
00:26:41,637 --> 00:26:43,203
Maybe it's just stuck.
683
00:26:43,238 --> 00:26:44,237
[Chuckles]
684
00:26:44,273 --> 00:26:45,839
No. People this rich
don't have sticky doors.
685
00:26:45,874 --> 00:26:48,041
All right, I'm gonna kick it in.
686
00:26:48,077 --> 00:26:49,242
No.
687
00:26:49,278 --> 00:26:51,378
What? The murder vehicle
might be behind this door.
688
00:26:51,413 --> 00:26:52,312
If you kick this door in,
689
00:26:52,348 --> 00:26:53,480
everything behind it
is inadmissible.
690
00:26:53,515 --> 00:26:55,605
That's what
the lieutenant would do.
691
00:26:55,625 --> 00:26:57,918
[Scoffs] Well, exactly.
692
00:26:57,953 --> 00:26:58,752
[Sighs]
693
00:26:58,787 --> 00:27:00,387
[Doorknob rattles]
694
00:27:02,491 --> 00:27:03,855
May I?
695
00:27:04,190 --> 00:27:06,793
All right,
so, the doors are locked.
696
00:27:06,829 --> 00:27:09,262
Okay, and what about
the outside entrance?
697
00:27:09,298 --> 00:27:10,497
It's too well-lit.
698
00:27:11,239 --> 00:27:13,200
We can get a warrant
if we can see in the windows.
699
00:27:13,235 --> 00:27:15,435
There are no windows.
700
00:27:15,471 --> 00:27:16,803
Hi.
701
00:27:16,839 --> 00:27:18,005
[Clears throat]
702
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:21,441
Uh, no, not a chance,
twinky-boy.
703
00:27:21,477 --> 00:27:24,044
It's "twink," frenchy.
704
00:27:33,355 --> 00:27:34,688
Looking for me?
705
00:27:34,723 --> 00:27:36,023
[Chuckles]
706
00:27:36,058 --> 00:27:39,004
This is literally the last place
I would expect to find you.
707
00:27:39,024 --> 00:27:41,294
I'm working on a case. You?
708
00:27:41,330 --> 00:27:42,929
Well, someone from the city
had to be here,
709
00:27:42,965 --> 00:27:44,197
and I like the cause.
710
00:27:44,233 --> 00:27:48,177
Plus, I have experience
with insufferable blowhards.
711
00:27:48,197 --> 00:27:49,503
Ha ha.
712
00:27:50,839 --> 00:27:52,239
Do you want to dance?
713
00:27:52,274 --> 00:27:56,243
I have to take 10,000 steps,
or my Dr. Deb will ground me.
714
00:27:56,278 --> 00:27:57,411
[Laughs]
715
00:27:57,446 --> 00:27:58,678
Long story.
716
00:27:58,714 --> 00:27:59,980
Yes. Please.
717
00:28:00,015 --> 00:28:01,648
[Tango music playing]
718
00:28:10,959 --> 00:28:13,183
Admit it. I look amazing.
719
00:28:13,203 --> 00:28:14,895
Ah, traditionally,
you tell me how good I look
720
00:28:14,930 --> 00:28:16,630
before fishing for compliments.
721
00:28:16,665 --> 00:28:18,932
Oh, that's how it works.
722
00:28:18,967 --> 00:28:20,434
[Snaps fingers]
723
00:28:20,469 --> 00:28:21,435
[Snaps fingers]
724
00:28:21,470 --> 00:28:22,923
[Laughs]
725
00:28:23,544 --> 00:28:25,894
I'm a better dancer
than you remember.
726
00:28:25,914 --> 00:28:27,236
Isn't that true?
727
00:28:27,256 --> 00:28:29,376
I remember
you being pretty good.
728
00:28:31,103 --> 00:28:32,406
Oh!
729
00:28:33,449 --> 00:28:35,715
So, why are you really here?
730
00:28:35,751 --> 00:28:38,118
- Are you following me?
- Pbht.
731
00:28:38,153 --> 00:28:41,655
You flatter yourself.
I'm actually undercover.
732
00:28:41,690 --> 00:28:42,722
Yeah...
733
00:28:42,758 --> 00:28:45,025
Go ahead and say it...
734
00:28:45,060 --> 00:28:47,961
Very James Bond.
735
00:28:47,996 --> 00:28:50,263
A chain-smoking,
Martini-swigging,
736
00:28:50,299 --> 00:28:51,598
promiscuous sociopath?
737
00:28:51,633 --> 00:28:53,900
Yeah, I've outgrown that type.
738
00:28:55,804 --> 00:28:57,270
[Chuckles]
739
00:28:57,306 --> 00:28:59,272
You look amazing.
740
00:28:59,308 --> 00:29:01,341
And...
741
00:29:01,376 --> 00:29:03,198
I should have said that first.
742
00:29:03,218 --> 00:29:04,670
Thank you.
743
00:29:09,244 --> 00:29:10,664
[Sighs]
744
00:29:10,684 --> 00:29:12,148
Everett...
745
00:29:25,423 --> 00:29:26,912
Amy!
746
00:29:27,595 --> 00:29:29,669
I smell champagne and scotch,
747
00:29:29,705 --> 00:29:32,472
so I'm guessing there's probably
vodka going on there, as well.
748
00:29:32,508 --> 00:29:35,041
I'm working undercover.
749
00:29:35,549 --> 00:29:37,144
My dad was an alcoholic.
750
00:29:37,179 --> 00:29:38,145
I know.
751
00:29:38,180 --> 00:29:40,113
He wrestled with it
his whole life.
752
00:29:40,859 --> 00:29:43,650
Before he died...
753
00:29:43,685 --> 00:29:45,463
he gave me this.
754
00:29:46,889 --> 00:29:47,954
Oh.
755
00:29:47,990 --> 00:29:49,923
He quit drinking
and started gambling?
756
00:29:49,958 --> 00:29:54,194
It's a 30-day chip
from alcoholics anonymous.
757
00:29:54,229 --> 00:29:55,695
My inheritance.
758
00:29:55,731 --> 00:29:57,364
You carry it around with you?
759
00:29:57,399 --> 00:30:00,200
Everywhere... always...
760
00:30:00,982 --> 00:30:02,869
Until now.
761
00:30:03,156 --> 00:30:04,938
I want you to have it...
762
00:30:05,141 --> 00:30:07,874
Until you earn your own.
763
00:30:10,266 --> 00:30:11,778
So, that's the deal?
764
00:30:12,789 --> 00:30:15,482
I quit drinking, join A.A...
765
00:30:16,003 --> 00:30:18,646
And we give this another try?
766
00:30:19,018 --> 00:30:22,189
I'm not making any kind
of a deal here, Everett.
767
00:30:23,015 --> 00:30:25,091
If I did something
to give you the impression
768
00:30:25,127 --> 00:30:26,393
I wanted to try again,
769
00:30:26,428 --> 00:30:28,962
I apologize, because I don't.
770
00:30:28,997 --> 00:30:31,516
We both know that's not true.
771
00:30:33,202 --> 00:30:35,602
I just wanted to be friends...
772
00:30:36,209 --> 00:30:39,038
But I guess
that isn't gonna happen.
773
00:30:47,468 --> 00:30:49,749
Almond: Uh-oh.
He's walked to the bar.
774
00:30:49,785 --> 00:30:51,117
Double vodka on the rocks...
775
00:30:51,153 --> 00:30:52,652
Hold the rocks,
double the vodka.
776
00:30:52,688 --> 00:30:54,154
Gravely: There's Donald Sampson!
777
00:30:54,189 --> 00:30:56,022
Heavenly father, we beseech you.
778
00:30:56,058 --> 00:30:58,758
Please don't let Backstrom
speak to Sampson.
779
00:30:59,122 --> 00:31:01,528
Women. Am I right?
780
00:31:01,563 --> 00:31:03,230
You're not gay?
781
00:31:03,265 --> 00:31:04,331
Why? 'Cause I shaved?
782
00:31:04,366 --> 00:31:05,498
[Chuckles]
783
00:31:05,534 --> 00:31:08,514
I just saw you come in
with that stunning creature.
784
00:31:08,534 --> 00:31:11,638
Him?
Ah, he's just my gay tenant.
785
00:31:11,673 --> 00:31:13,607
The woman that I love... she...
786
00:31:13,642 --> 00:31:14,741
[Sighs]
787
00:31:14,776 --> 00:31:16,209
Never mind.
788
00:31:17,846 --> 00:31:19,145
You a rich guy?
789
00:31:19,181 --> 00:31:20,614
You got rich-guy hair.
790
00:31:21,010 --> 00:31:22,582
I'm Donald Sampson.
791
00:31:22,618 --> 00:31:24,451
[Laughs]
792
00:31:24,486 --> 00:31:26,820
Talk about woman problems.
793
00:31:26,855 --> 00:31:28,054
Hoo-hoo!
794
00:31:28,090 --> 00:31:29,356
Excuse me?
795
00:31:29,391 --> 00:31:31,258
Well, that post-coital video
that got leaked.
796
00:31:31,293 --> 00:31:32,225
[Chuckles]
797
00:31:32,261 --> 00:31:33,326
[Inhales sharply]
798
00:31:33,362 --> 00:31:35,028
Enjoy the rest of your evening.
799
00:31:35,063 --> 00:31:37,063
You know what I'd do?
800
00:31:37,099 --> 00:31:39,866
I'd kill the bitch
that leaked the video,
801
00:31:39,901 --> 00:31:43,670
then run her over with my car...
Maybe a couple of times.
802
00:31:45,704 --> 00:31:47,979
Bartender, another drink
for my clever friend.
803
00:31:47,999 --> 00:31:49,550
Bartender: Yes, sir.
804
00:31:50,612 --> 00:31:52,746
Another one, please.
805
00:31:54,916 --> 00:31:56,016
Uh-oh. [Sighs]
806
00:31:56,051 --> 00:31:57,651
Double vodka, no ice,
double the vodka?
807
00:31:57,686 --> 00:31:59,719
What's wrong? You okay?
808
00:31:59,755 --> 00:32:01,605
Yeah.
809
00:32:01,957 --> 00:32:03,256
I'm fine.
810
00:32:03,292 --> 00:32:04,424
Highlight of my evening
811
00:32:04,459 --> 00:32:08,028
was Donald Sampson
thinking that we were a couple.
812
00:32:08,063 --> 00:32:10,063
He called you
a "stunning creature."
813
00:32:10,098 --> 00:32:12,899
Yeah, well, now,
that sounds like an invitation.
814
00:32:12,934 --> 00:32:14,000
No, not in the way
815
00:32:14,036 --> 00:32:16,069
that would lead him
to buy you fancy things.
816
00:32:16,104 --> 00:32:18,238
Why don't you let me
be the judge of that?
817
00:32:18,273 --> 00:32:21,103
- Okay, yeah. Good luck with that.
- All right.
818
00:32:24,212 --> 00:32:26,446
[Eleni Mandell's
"Anyone like you" plays]
819
00:32:26,481 --> 00:32:33,353
♪ There won't be anyone like you
in my life again ♪
820
00:32:33,388 --> 00:32:37,057
♪ someone who always
tells the truth ♪
821
00:32:37,092 --> 00:32:40,593
♪ lies would suffice instead ♪
822
00:32:40,629 --> 00:32:44,831
♪ and who am I
supposed to call ♪
823
00:32:44,866 --> 00:32:48,034
♪ to tell me what to do? ♪
824
00:32:48,070 --> 00:32:51,438
♪ You say
I shouldn't care at all ♪
825
00:32:51,473 --> 00:32:54,374
♪ when I'm feeling blue ♪
826
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:56,476
[Clears throat]
827
00:32:56,778 --> 00:32:59,112
- That was fast.
- You were right.
828
00:32:59,147 --> 00:33:01,247
He's rendezvousing with a woman.
829
00:33:01,283 --> 00:33:04,517
- I think his wife?
- I doubt that.
830
00:33:04,553 --> 00:33:06,216
Let's go.
831
00:33:08,490 --> 00:33:09,856
I-I wanted to hurt you
832
00:33:09,891 --> 00:33:11,791
for threatening
to go back to your wife,
833
00:33:11,827 --> 00:33:13,393
not ruin you.
834
00:33:13,428 --> 00:33:16,830
I hate myself
for leaking that video.
835
00:33:16,865 --> 00:33:18,298
I swear.
836
00:33:18,333 --> 00:33:21,735
You are the most expensive fling
I have ever had.
837
00:33:23,271 --> 00:33:24,871
Well, I judged him too harshly.
838
00:33:24,906 --> 00:33:27,107
He's certainly
not sleeping with his wife.
839
00:33:27,142 --> 00:33:28,952
Or the murder victim.
840
00:33:33,115 --> 00:33:35,025
Sampson didn't kill her.
841
00:33:35,045 --> 00:33:36,015
Are you sure? [Grunts]
842
00:33:36,051 --> 00:33:37,617
She didn't leak the video...
843
00:33:37,652 --> 00:33:40,520
Which means maybe a rich person
didn't do the murder,
844
00:33:40,555 --> 00:33:43,836
which means maybe we've
been looking for the wrong car.
845
00:33:43,856 --> 00:33:45,625
Niedermayer,
is it possible the sketch
846
00:33:45,660 --> 00:33:48,161
could have been
of a poor person's white car?
847
00:33:48,196 --> 00:33:49,329
It's very possible.
848
00:33:49,364 --> 00:33:51,131
In fact, as the science
of aerodynamics
849
00:33:51,166 --> 00:33:52,699
has gotten
more and more refined,
850
00:33:52,734 --> 00:33:54,000
there's less and less
differentiation...
851
00:33:54,035 --> 00:33:55,001
Oh, no!
852
00:33:55,573 --> 00:33:58,171
I'm not drunk enough
for your garbage.
853
00:33:58,206 --> 00:34:00,074
I'm going home.
854
00:34:00,322 --> 00:34:02,809
Everything about this event
disgusts me.
855
00:34:02,844 --> 00:34:03,943
You all right, lieutenant?
856
00:34:03,979 --> 00:34:06,266
Let Moto give you a ride.
857
00:34:06,286 --> 00:34:09,449
No! Got to walk 10,000 steps.
858
00:34:09,484 --> 00:34:12,452
Hup, hup, hup.
859
00:34:15,592 --> 00:34:17,725
[Door opens]
860
00:34:23,574 --> 00:34:25,225
[Exhales sharply]
861
00:34:26,305 --> 00:34:27,235
What...
862
00:34:27,270 --> 00:34:28,436
[Groans]
863
00:34:28,472 --> 00:34:30,071
Mm, mm, mm, mm.
864
00:34:30,106 --> 00:34:30,872
[Groans]
865
00:34:30,907 --> 00:34:32,640
Hey. You can cheer up.
866
00:34:33,443 --> 00:34:35,276
You got quite
the workout last night.
867
00:34:35,312 --> 00:34:36,177
[Chuckles]
868
00:34:36,213 --> 00:34:38,947
Ohh. That's disgusting.
869
00:34:38,982 --> 00:34:42,116
[Electronic voice]
Work. Work. Work.
870
00:34:42,152 --> 00:34:44,319
Work. Work.
871
00:34:44,354 --> 00:34:46,670
- What?
- You were right.
872
00:34:46,690 --> 00:34:49,057
That's the least stupid thing
I've ever heard you say.
873
00:34:49,092 --> 00:34:53,394
We found three white cars
that match the police sketches,
874
00:34:53,414 --> 00:34:56,865
but only one of them has traces
of blood on the tires.
875
00:34:56,900 --> 00:34:58,633
So, who's the car belong to?
876
00:34:58,668 --> 00:35:01,503
Well, that's the thing.
It's a... flashcar,
877
00:35:01,538 --> 00:35:03,630
which is a drop-off/pickup
rental service.
878
00:35:03,650 --> 00:35:06,447
So, trace the account.
The renter's the killer.
879
00:35:06,467 --> 00:35:09,277
Okay, Almond is running
the V.I.N., and alas...
880
00:35:09,313 --> 00:35:10,979
Whoa, ho. don't say "alas"
to the lieutenant
881
00:35:11,014 --> 00:35:12,080
first thing in the morning
882
00:35:12,116 --> 00:35:13,648
if you want to make it
to the afternoon.
883
00:35:13,684 --> 00:35:15,183
Almond: Hey. [Grunts]
884
00:35:15,219 --> 00:35:17,686
The rental account
belongs to the victim.
885
00:35:17,721 --> 00:35:23,558
Wait. So, she was run over
by her own... rental car?
886
00:35:26,019 --> 00:35:28,230
Paquet thinks that the flashcar
is not a dead end.
887
00:35:28,265 --> 00:35:29,331
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
888
00:35:29,366 --> 00:35:30,432
Come on. Quiet.
889
00:35:30,467 --> 00:35:32,334
Some of us are trying
to have a hangover.
890
00:35:32,369 --> 00:35:33,869
All that's needed
to create an account
891
00:35:33,904 --> 00:35:36,438
is a credit-card number
and its billing address.
892
00:35:36,473 --> 00:35:37,806
So, here's a list
893
00:35:37,841 --> 00:35:40,575
of people Vanessa gave
this credit card to...
894
00:35:40,611 --> 00:35:42,110
Mostly from her charities,
895
00:35:42,146 --> 00:35:44,546
people making purchases
on her behalf.
896
00:35:44,581 --> 00:35:46,414
The killer is on the list.
897
00:35:46,450 --> 00:35:49,351
It's someone who had access
to her information.
898
00:35:50,030 --> 00:35:51,620
Okay, here's
what we need to do...
899
00:35:51,655 --> 00:35:52,921
Go back to basics.
900
00:35:52,956 --> 00:35:56,091
What did Vanessa Taymor do
to deserve getting run over?
901
00:35:56,126 --> 00:35:57,225
Excuse me?
902
00:35:57,261 --> 00:35:59,327
Oh, Amy rejected him,
so now he hates all women.
903
00:35:59,363 --> 00:36:00,228
Ohh.
904
00:36:00,264 --> 00:36:01,930
We're assuming that the victim
905
00:36:01,965 --> 00:36:04,065
was this kind, lovable,
wonderful person.
906
00:36:04,101 --> 00:36:06,401
Well, most women really aren't.
907
00:36:06,436 --> 00:36:07,335
Oh, good God.
908
00:36:07,371 --> 00:36:09,004
Her life had only two aspects...
909
00:36:09,039 --> 00:36:10,872
Her charity work
and her husband.
910
00:36:10,908 --> 00:36:12,908
We've already gone over
the charity work.
911
00:36:12,943 --> 00:36:14,876
You think the husband did it?
912
00:36:14,912 --> 00:36:17,279
He's dying. And he loves her.
913
00:36:17,314 --> 00:36:18,480
Love is a myth
914
00:36:18,515 --> 00:36:21,349
invented by teenagers
and the diamond industry.
915
00:36:21,746 --> 00:36:24,653
Is anyone on that credit-card
list linked to the husband?
916
00:36:24,688 --> 00:36:28,423
Okay, well, his nutritionist
used it for vitamins,
917
00:36:28,458 --> 00:36:30,992
his private chef...
918
00:36:31,028 --> 00:36:34,563
Oh, yes...
And his driver for gasoline.
919
00:36:34,598 --> 00:36:35,664
Oh.
920
00:36:35,699 --> 00:36:37,098
"Oh"? What, "oh"?
921
00:36:37,134 --> 00:36:39,467
Well, there were
five separate donations
922
00:36:39,503 --> 00:36:44,472
for $20,000 each
to cancer solutions, but...
923
00:36:44,508 --> 00:36:47,976
Wait... cancer solutions
isn't a charity.
924
00:36:48,011 --> 00:36:50,067
It's an llc.
925
00:36:50,087 --> 00:36:52,983
And Dr. Bai
is the sole proprietor.
926
00:36:53,003 --> 00:36:57,252
You see how right it feels
when everything pulls together?
927
00:36:57,287 --> 00:36:58,353
[Elevator bell dings]
928
00:36:58,388 --> 00:37:00,355
Vanessa Taymor was bribing you
to make sure
929
00:37:00,390 --> 00:37:02,691
her husband got the drugs
instead of the placebo.
930
00:37:02,726 --> 00:37:04,292
You got nervous
someone would find out,
931
00:37:04,328 --> 00:37:07,178
so you ran her over with a car.
932
00:37:07,198 --> 00:37:08,663
That money wasn't a bribe.
933
00:37:08,699 --> 00:37:10,353
- No?
- I'm a researcher.
934
00:37:10,373 --> 00:37:12,033
Grants are extremely hard
to get.
935
00:37:12,069 --> 00:37:13,668
Vanessa wanted to help.
936
00:37:13,704 --> 00:37:17,439
I hope you're a better doctor
than you are a liar.
937
00:37:19,309 --> 00:37:21,710
Mr. Taymor isn't receiving
the experimental drug.
938
00:37:21,745 --> 00:37:23,906
He's in the control group.
939
00:37:24,849 --> 00:37:26,736
Interesting.
940
00:37:28,547 --> 00:37:30,085
- Wait. Where are you going?
- Lieutenant!
941
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:32,821
Mr. Taymor, where's
your nurse clicker thing?
942
00:37:32,856 --> 00:37:33,788
Nurse!
943
00:37:33,824 --> 00:37:35,090
[Beeping] What's going on?
944
00:37:35,125 --> 00:37:36,258
I'm gonna get you some jello.
945
00:37:36,293 --> 00:37:37,459
Nurse!
946
00:37:38,929 --> 00:37:40,061
You need something?
947
00:37:40,097 --> 00:37:41,096
Yeah.
948
00:37:41,131 --> 00:37:44,349
I'll have a drink
of whatever he's having.
949
00:37:47,364 --> 00:37:48,703
Go ahead.
950
00:37:49,126 --> 00:37:50,670
Do it.
951
00:37:57,793 --> 00:37:59,347
Your world is very dark.
952
00:37:59,383 --> 00:38:02,851
You call it dark.
I call it woefully predictable.
953
00:38:02,886 --> 00:38:07,856
So, if this is the placebo,
I should be fine, right?
954
00:38:07,891 --> 00:38:08,957
What if it isn't?
955
00:38:08,992 --> 00:38:10,825
He'll have a seizure,
perhaps go blind.
956
00:38:10,861 --> 00:38:13,645
Maybe you should
think about this for a second.
957
00:38:14,865 --> 00:38:16,498
[Gasps]
958
00:38:19,102 --> 00:38:20,669
Oh! [Gasps]
959
00:38:20,704 --> 00:38:23,104
[Laughs]
960
00:38:24,274 --> 00:38:26,508
Ahhhhh. Mm!
961
00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:29,711
I knew
I was getting the placebo.
962
00:38:29,746 --> 00:38:31,323
[Coughs]
963
00:38:31,596 --> 00:38:33,743
We're gonna need
a bigger dream board.
964
00:38:33,763 --> 00:38:34,883
Ah.
965
00:38:34,918 --> 00:38:36,451
Dream board.
966
00:38:36,486 --> 00:38:38,578
New and improved.
967
00:38:39,356 --> 00:38:41,523
Much less wife.
968
00:38:41,558 --> 00:38:43,291
Those images were too painful.
969
00:38:43,327 --> 00:38:44,759
It defeats the purpose.
970
00:38:44,795 --> 00:38:46,561
Interesting fact
about dream boards...
971
00:38:46,596 --> 00:38:48,730
They reflect
the subconscious desires
972
00:38:48,765 --> 00:38:50,532
of the people that make them.
973
00:38:50,567 --> 00:38:52,967
But rich people
don't have subconscious desires
974
00:38:53,003 --> 00:38:55,947
to live in mansions,
'cause they actually do.
975
00:38:56,170 --> 00:38:58,583
And they actually drive
fancy cars,
976
00:38:58,603 --> 00:39:00,709
and they actually
go on exotic vacations.
977
00:39:00,744 --> 00:39:02,599
You didn't make this.
978
00:39:04,144 --> 00:39:05,620
She did.
979
00:39:05,869 --> 00:39:07,946
Brittany helped. So what?
980
00:39:07,966 --> 00:39:10,985
This is her dream board,
not yours.
981
00:39:12,235 --> 00:39:14,756
The subconscious never lies.
982
00:39:14,791 --> 00:39:16,057
Is nursie on Paquet's list
983
00:39:16,093 --> 00:39:19,194
of those who had access
to the credit card?
984
00:39:19,529 --> 00:39:20,729
Yes.
985
00:39:20,764 --> 00:39:21,963
She did it.
986
00:39:21,998 --> 00:39:23,765
She rented the car.
987
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:25,691
Check her computer.
988
00:39:29,389 --> 00:39:31,473
Do I have your permission
to search this computer?
989
00:39:31,508 --> 00:39:33,608
No, you do not.
990
00:39:36,754 --> 00:39:39,164
- Now you have administrative privileges.
- Thank you.
991
00:39:39,184 --> 00:39:41,062
A lot of people
can get at this computer.
992
00:39:41,082 --> 00:39:43,519
It's in a very public place.
993
00:39:43,539 --> 00:39:45,420
I'm you.
994
00:39:45,971 --> 00:39:47,822
A burned-out nurse,
995
00:39:47,858 --> 00:39:51,092
tired of 12-hour shifts,
changing bedpans.
996
00:39:51,828 --> 00:39:54,364
"And then I meet
a filthy-rich guy...
997
00:39:54,384 --> 00:39:57,578
"Or, at least, he will be
once his wife is out of the way.
998
00:39:57,598 --> 00:39:59,968
And he's gonna need
someone to lean on."
999
00:40:00,003 --> 00:40:01,803
[Monitor beeping]
1000
00:40:01,838 --> 00:40:04,472
"And that someone could be me.
1001
00:40:04,796 --> 00:40:09,010
"I could comfort him,
get him to depend on me,
1002
00:40:09,363 --> 00:40:11,565
"fall in love with me, marry me.
1003
00:40:13,091 --> 00:40:15,293
"And the best thing is,
1004
00:40:15,313 --> 00:40:18,564
he's got a shelf life
of, what, a year?"
1005
00:40:19,890 --> 00:40:22,157
"Then it's all mine."
1006
00:40:23,326 --> 00:40:24,592
[Car alarm chirps,
gearshift clicks]
1007
00:40:24,628 --> 00:40:25,927
[Tires squeal]
1008
00:40:25,962 --> 00:40:27,228
[Glass breaks] Aah!
1009
00:40:29,648 --> 00:40:30,498
Gravely: I got it.
1010
00:40:30,534 --> 00:40:32,567
A flashcar account
was created on this computer
1011
00:40:32,602 --> 00:40:33,935
the day before the murder.
1012
00:40:33,955 --> 00:40:37,331
Brittany Gottman logged in
at 2:05 a.m.
1013
00:40:37,351 --> 00:40:39,641
At 2:15, a confirmation e-mail
was sent from flashcar,
1014
00:40:39,676 --> 00:40:41,724
and at 2:20, she logged out.
1015
00:40:42,879 --> 00:40:45,168
You are a very naughty nurse.
1016
00:40:48,469 --> 00:40:50,952
You're done.
You can get dressed now.
1017
00:40:51,659 --> 00:40:53,912
Your liver tells me
you haven't quit drinking,
1018
00:40:53,932 --> 00:40:55,463
your pallor tells me
you aren't sleeping,
1019
00:40:55,483 --> 00:40:56,791
and I have seen
with my very own eyes
1020
00:40:56,827 --> 00:40:58,593
that you haven't stopped
smoking.
1021
00:40:58,628 --> 00:41:01,062
When you finally fall
of a heart attack or stroke
1022
00:41:01,097 --> 00:41:03,198
or whatever inevitable malady
takes you,
1023
00:41:03,233 --> 00:41:04,966
they will turn to me and say,
1024
00:41:05,001 --> 00:41:06,968
"how could you find him
fit to work?"
1025
00:41:07,003 --> 00:41:09,561
Oh. So it's about you.
1026
00:41:09,581 --> 00:41:11,596
The worst part
about your world view
1027
00:41:11,616 --> 00:41:13,408
is that it's contagious.
1028
00:41:13,428 --> 00:41:14,812
Those of us around you
1029
00:41:14,832 --> 00:41:17,345
begin to see ourselves
as you see us.
1030
00:41:17,380 --> 00:41:20,949
You think I'm a terrible doctor,
I become a terrible doctor.
1031
00:41:20,984 --> 00:41:24,853
No, not so terrible.
I got 10,000 steps, right?
1032
00:41:24,888 --> 00:41:26,754
My feet are killing me.
1033
00:41:26,790 --> 00:41:28,523
It's merely a machine
that counts
1034
00:41:28,558 --> 00:41:30,558
what the machine part of you
is achieving.
1035
00:41:30,594 --> 00:41:32,494
There's a machine part of me?
1036
00:41:32,529 --> 00:41:33,695
It measures activity.
1037
00:41:33,730 --> 00:41:34,762
You like activity
1038
00:41:34,798 --> 00:41:37,198
because it allows you
to avoid reflection.
1039
00:41:37,234 --> 00:41:41,202
It is reflection which leads us
to our true best selves,
1040
00:41:41,238 --> 00:41:42,565
not activity.
1041
00:41:42,585 --> 00:41:44,472
So, the pedometer is stopping me
1042
00:41:44,508 --> 00:41:47,137
from reaching my true best self.
1043
00:41:48,078 --> 00:41:50,711
Perhaps another doctor
would have better luck.
1044
00:41:53,751 --> 00:41:56,184
I don't want another doctor.
1045
00:42:03,677 --> 00:42:05,084
You joined a program?
1046
00:42:05,104 --> 00:42:06,828
I didn't want to come see you
1047
00:42:06,863 --> 00:42:09,597
until I could prove
beyond a shadow of a doubt
1048
00:42:09,633 --> 00:42:14,898
that you had, in fact, helped me
become my true best self.
1049
00:42:16,661 --> 00:42:18,673
Thank you.
1050
00:42:19,658 --> 00:42:20,875
Thank you.
1051
00:42:21,333 --> 00:42:24,209
- Good for you.
- Thank you, Dr. Chaman.
1052
00:42:24,445 --> 00:42:26,047
- Good for you.
- Okay.
1053
00:42:26,082 --> 00:42:27,749
Good for both of us.
1054
00:42:29,030 --> 00:42:30,400
You must wear the pedometer.
1055
00:42:30,420 --> 00:42:31,653
I will check on it daily
1056
00:42:31,673 --> 00:42:34,422
to see how many steps
you have taken.
1057
00:42:35,967 --> 00:42:37,926
Fantastic.
1058
00:42:37,961 --> 00:42:40,495
'Cause you know what they say
in the program...
1059
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:42,497
"One step at a time."
1060
00:42:42,532 --> 00:42:43,665
"One day at a time."
1061
00:42:43,700 --> 00:42:44,766
That's what I said.
1062
00:42:44,801 --> 00:42:45,833
[Scoffs]
1063
00:42:46,222 --> 00:42:49,304
Learn to speak english sometime,
you freak.
1064
00:42:49,339 --> 00:42:50,009
[Door slams]
1065
00:42:50,029 --> 00:42:51,883
sync and corrected by ninh
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