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Paula?
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Hiya, Stell.
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An airship. My face on one side,
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hashtag Vote Aunty Brenda
on the other.
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400 today, the rest next week.
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The rest?
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Can I get you a drink?
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Go on, then.
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Top o' the morning to you!
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All right?
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What?
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Now then,
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I know exactly
what you lot are thinking.
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With the election tomorrow,
our work here is done.
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You're thinking, "There's only
two people left to vote for,
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"Aunty Brenda and Dafydd Sanchez,
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"and he is quite literally
a joke candidate."
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Que? And you're probably right.
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But now is not the time
for complacentness.
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I want us marching
into our day of destiny tomorrow
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giving it 110%,
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whether you're responsible
for strategy,
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image consultancy
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or miscellaneous!
I do love that word.
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We're all in this together!
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Things can only get better!
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Nice to see you, to see you...
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Nice!
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Now will someone please
get me a skinny latte!
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But I was worried about you, Pauls!
I didn't know where you were!
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I left a message! It wasn't a message,
it was more of a drunken monologue.
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You said sorry about 50 times
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before going on to say
how confusing life was.
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Then you started talking
about global warming.
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And then you sang a song
from The Lion King.
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I'm really sorry. Don't worry,
you've got a cracking voice.
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Why didn't you tell me before?
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I mean, I know you were having
problems, but divorce?
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I was embarrassed, I suppose.
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And I thought
you might shout at me.
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We did try and make it work, Stell.
We went to a therapist.
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But his Spanish accent was so strong, we
couldn't understand what he was saying.
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So what are you gonna do now, then?
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Honestly?
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I haven't got a clue.
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What song from The Lion King?
Hakuna Matata.
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Nice.
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We had a deal. We shook hands. You said it was
the perfect runaround for your missus.
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I've done the paperwork
and everything.
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Yeah, well, not as sorry as I am.
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It's not that confusing!
How comes I'm confused, then?
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No offence, Karl, but you got confused when
they changed the wallpaper in the Legion.
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Right. Let's ask Luke by here.
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Aw, please don't.
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Our new baby is gonna be
Emma's half-brother,
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which means he's also gonna be
an uncle to Abhra.
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Right. See? He's not confused.
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How can a baby be an uncle?
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An uncle do have
a beard and a pipe.
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He do give you five-pound
handshakes and ruffle your hair.
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A baby as an uncle!
It's not natural.
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A baby is the most natural thing
in the world!
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We do live in a world
beset by problems,
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but whether them problems are caused by
the internet, chewing gum or the French -
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and personally
I think it's all three -
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I do still have a dream...
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of walking hand in hand
with the people of Pontyberry,
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talking and listening.
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Aunty Brenda...
Not now, Marj!
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She was just gonna ask about...
This is not a conversation!
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I think she should be heard.
What were you gonna say, love?
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This stage is for candidates only.
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I AM a candidate!
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As of last week. What?
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I saw how this election was going
and I didn't like it.
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Only two candidates!
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Hello. Dafydd Sanchez.
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For a town as great as Pontyberry,
it's not right.
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Now, what were you gonna say?
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Well, I've always thought that
this town needs a donkey sanctuary.
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Ridiculous!
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I'll see what I can do.
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I'm making no promises,
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but if Pontyberry folk put their
minds to it, anything is possible!
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You can't say "anything".
You've got budgets to stick to.
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Not from round here, are you, mate?
No, but...
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You don't know this town like I do.
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These are great people.
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That's why I want to
give something back,
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invest my time and money
back into Pontyberry.
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You know you can trust me.
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Iwan Jenkins, a safe bet!
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You can't just come up here
and steal my hustings!
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It's called democracy, love.
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Now, who wants a free pen?
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How could you not know
Iwan Jenkins was standing?
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You were supposed to be
head of strategy! Calm down.
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You were fresh out of hospital,
remember?
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And the stress of dealing with
you idiots will send me back in!
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Will you be having lunch?
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The soup of the day is monkfish.
Oh!
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Say what you like about Iwan,
though, he's got charisma.
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Couldn't take your eyes off him.
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I knew this outfit was a mistake.
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Primary colours radiate power!
That's scientific fact.
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I said we should go with bright
pastels. You talked me into it.
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You need to raise your game,
good boy. Don't be blaming me!
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Qualified image consultant
indeed!
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It's not even a proper job.
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Image consultants
are the backbone of this country!
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Aunty Brenda, can I offer
a word of advice?
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Oh! Advice, he says!
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You think I need advice
from a philandering ne'er-do-well
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who can't hold down a job?
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Suit yourself.
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Having lunch, Michael?
Er, no. Sorry.
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Monkfish soup. It was a mistake.
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Fancy a drink?
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I'm revising.
Yeah. Sorry. When you're done, eh?
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Maybe I should retrain as a nurse.
Or a dentist.
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What's the one with the feet?
Paula... Reflexologist. That's it.
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I've literally got nothing to do.
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Look, I promise we'll have a chat
and a drink later,
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but for now, I've really
got to get on with this, OK?
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Mam, I need money.
Hello to you, too. Your mother is revising.
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I need 90 quid.
In fact, better make it 100.
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There was loads in here
the other day! Where's it all gone?
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Don't look at me!
I've cashed it in. I'm giving it to Luke.
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But I need it for my date with Lily.
Luke needs it more than you do.
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Now, if you don't mind,
I really need to get on.
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Shhhhhh!
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Bloody hell, Mam!
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Your mother is trying to work
by here, good boy,
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and you are interrupting.
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Actually, you both are. This is so unfair! I'll tell
you what's unfair! I'm treated like a kid!
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You coming in here shouting...
I'm old enough to drive now
so I'm old enough to loan money.
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..while your mother
is trying to work!
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Just like some kind of diva, like Shirley Bassey!
You don't even live here!
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Agh, get lost!
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You look like
a very patient kerb-crawler.
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I'm revising. Bit lively indoors.
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How's your hand?
Sore, but I'll survive.
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There's no such word as "I can't get 10,000
pens with your face on"! Try harder!
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She's going to lose that election.
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Seriously? There's only her
and Dafydd Sanchez.
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There's some new guy standing.
Iwan Jenkins. The bookie?
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Seems very slick, knows how to talk to people.
Vote for Aunty Brenda.
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Aw, suit yourself, you miserable...
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Call yourself a neighbour?!
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I actually tried giving her
some advice earlier on.
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How did that go?
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Aw, look, I know she can be
a pain in the bum,
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but could you try and
speak to her again?
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You're good at arguing.
You're a lawyer.
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She's good at arguing. Yeah, but you're good
at arguing and making sense.
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I'd really appreciate it.
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Please?
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Aunty Brenda says she'll listen
to what you've got to say
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and she's promised
to keep an open mind.
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Haven't you?
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Right. I'll leave you to it.
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Where are you going?
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I've got a chapter on the pancreas
to read.
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We can swap if you like.
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So long!
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Erm... I'm about to say some things
that may seem harsh,
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but I promise it's meant
as constructive criticism.
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Don't you worry about me.
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I got what-yer-call shoulders
and a chin of steel.
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I welcome all form of feedback.
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OK. Erm, well, sometimes...
you can come across as...
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Agh, the shame of it!
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You sit there like Lord of
the Dance telling me how to behave,
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and you can't keep your trousers on
when a barmaid yells last orders!
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See, I knew this was a mistake.
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That said, I promised our Stella
I'd hear you out,
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and I'm not one to let her down.
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Unlike you.
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So, here we are. I'm listening.
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So how have you been?
Fine, thank you.
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A small bout of reflux oesophagitis, but
nothing that requires intervention.
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About our thing.
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I had a real laugh, but I'm not
looking for anything serious.
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So if you're happy for our thing to stay
a thing and not become a thing,
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then maybe we can do it again.
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As long as it doesn't
become a thing?
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I just want a bit of fun,
take my mind off the heavy stuff.
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Paula, you are an amazing woman
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and I find you
very sexually alluring, but...
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But?
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I'm an expert when it comes to
the gall bladder and the duodenum.
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I'm very much not an expert
in romantic liaisons.
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It wasn't a liaison. It was a shag.
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I'd like to thank you for
last night. It truly was wonderful.
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A once-in-a-lifetime experience.
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All right, then. Fair do's.
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You don't fancy going for a drink,
do you? Or a film maybe?
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I'm sorry. I have to get on.
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Thanks again for coming in.
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What in the name of Bryn Terfel
are we doing in here?
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Look around.
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What can you see?
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A low-rent cafe
with no clear business model.
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You can see people. And the fact is
you're not good with them.
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Aunty Brenda,
can I tempt you with...
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Not now, Alan Williams!
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If you want to win this election,
you need to work on your people skills.
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So I want you to sit down,
have a chat with someone and
listen to what they have to say.
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Piece of cake.
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Sponge or walnut?
I said not now!
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Going well so far!
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Hello, Celia! Hello. How are you?
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I'm fine! And yourself? I'm good, thanks.
Just planning some ideas for the wedding.
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I'm very interested to hear that.
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We're thinking of
a fancy-dress theme.
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People can come dressed as anything beginning
with an A or a C. You know? For Alan or Celia.
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It's just for fun, cos it's
a second wedding for both of us.
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Well, you know what they say
about second weddings.
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They do always end in divorce.
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And let's face it, Alan Williams has always
held a candle for our Stella.
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Lovely chat. Have a rosette.
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What was that?
The truth can be a wonderful gift.
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How do you expect people to vote for
you if you speak to them like that?
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People in this town
think I'm a local treasure.
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Really?
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Because at the moment you're coming across as
unkind, unelectable and, quite frankly, unlikable.
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Why are you taking photos
of your trainers?
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Is it some kind of FaceTube thing?
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I'm selling them on eBay.
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To pay for your date?
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Aw, love... Don't do the head-tilt
thing. It's patronising.
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Listen, if I had more money,
you know I'd give it to you.
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It's just Luke's a bit strapped
at the moment.
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New house, all that furniture.
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You do understand, don't you? Yeah.
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Anyway, you don't need money
to be romantic.
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When I was your age... People had
black-and-white telly. They weren't as fussy.
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Do you know where your dad took me
for our first date?
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A canal. See? They weren't fussy.
241
00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:36,400
Oh, it was dead romantic.
242
00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:38,640
He made a picnic
with all my favourite foods -
243
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:41,880
cheese and pickle sandwiches with
the lumps taken out of the pickle.
244
00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:46,920
All I'm saying is it doesn't matter
where you take Lily or how much you spend.
245
00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:48,960
Just make her feel special.
246
00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:55,520
Is that what girls like, then?
Yep. That, and men with shoes.
247
00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:57,560
So don't sell 'em, eh?
248
00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:00,360
Cwtch? Oh, Mam, no!
249
00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:02,120
Oh, come on. There's no-one here.
250
00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:04,760
Go on, then. Just one.
251
00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:06,120
Ha-ha-ha!
252
00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:09,400
Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah!
All right, Mam, get off. Get off, get off!
253
00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:12,760
Vote Aunty Brenda?
Vote Aunty Brenda?
254
00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:15,080
Vote Common Sense Party?
255
00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:19,280
Vote Aunty Brenda? Sorry, pet.
I'm voting for that Iwan Jenkins.
256
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:22,320
Two free pens
and a cockin' balloon.
257
00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:27,440
I didn't mean to upset you.
258
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:34,200
No, you were right.
We've been here half an hour
and no-one wants any of these.
259
00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:37,320
Oh, I'll be glad
when this is all over.
260
00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:41,960
I was always very quiet as a girl.
261
00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:45,080
I never said boo to a gooseberry.
262
00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:50,400
I was never the pretty one or
the clever one or the popular one.
263
00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:54,800
I was just...
chubby little Brenda at the back.
264
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:58,200
Then one day I thought,
to hell with it.
265
00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:02,480
I started talking over them,
shouting to get heard.
266
00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:07,640
Been doing it so long now,
it's second nature.
267
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,880
That's probably why
I'm so unlikable.
268
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,320
I only said that
because I was annoyed.
269
00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:17,360
Stella loves you.
270
00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:19,960
And Luke, and Ben.
271
00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:23,520
That's three votes, then.
272
00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:26,400
You can win.
You just need to, erm...
273
00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:29,480
You know when people say, "Just
be yourself"? Yes. Well, don't be.
274
00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:32,320
Don't get me wrong. You're a force
of nature. People know that.
275
00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:37,040
But to get elected, you need to
rein in that part of you that wants
to talk over the kids from school,
276
00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:41,480
you need to listen, and above all
you need to... Stop interrupting.
277
00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:54,400
Right! Enough of that.
Back to work.
278
00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:56,120
You can take a moment if you want.
279
00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:59,320
Why? It's no good
just standing around.
280
00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:01,800
Hey, you two! Look sharp!
281
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:04,840
There's no room
on Team Aunty Brenda for slackers!
282
00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:07,080
We've got an election to win!
283
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:11,280
And then you've got Uncle Ben's
rice - but who's Uncle Ben?
284
00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:14,560
He's not a baby.
He's an old fella with white hair.
285
00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:18,400
Karl, Nadine rang earlier.
Asked you to call her back.
286
00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:20,480
Oh, right you are.
287
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:23,920
Er, this lady's looking for a...
What was it again, love?
288
00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:27,520
A car. Well, you've come
to the right place!
289
00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:33,800
What are you doing here?
You weren't answering your phone.
Just checking you're still alive.
290
00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:37,880
Hazel said you were -
what was the word? - "endearing".
291
00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:42,520
She wants to book you again, escort her to
an art gallery, apparently. Not interested.
292
00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:44,560
She'll pay double.
293
00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:47,680
No. I'm done with all that.
294
00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:52,680
Do you not like money or something?
I've got a job. So I see.
295
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,680
Is it always this busy?
296
00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:57,240
She don't remember ringing.
297
00:17:57,400 --> 00:18:00,520
Pregnancy do do funny things
to the brain.
298
00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:02,160
I'll leave it for now.
299
00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:05,800
But give me a call
if anything else comes in.
300
00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:13,600
I've been earning good money. I've
got a wodge of twenties like that.
301
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:17,920
And now they say I gotta pay tax
and National thingy.
302
00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:19,560
Of course you gotta pay tax!
303
00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:21,840
Or do you expect the rest of us
to foot the bill
304
00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:26,960
while you spend your ill-gotten gains on
speedboats and chairs made of heroin?!
305
00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:36,280
That said, a young entrepreneur like yourself
shouldn't be penalised for success.
306
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,040
I will look at your situation
307
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:41,320
should I be lucky enough
to win the seat.
308
00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:44,640
I dunno what you said to her, butt,
but it's really done the trick.
309
00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:48,000
And she's got the big debate tomorrow.
In front of the whole town.
310
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:51,360
You should be proud of yourself,
son. You've tamed the wild beast.
311
00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:55,680
Vote Iwan Jenkins, a safe bet!
312
00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:59,160
Vote Iwan Jenkins!
313
00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:02,320
There you go. Have a free pen.
314
00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:06,440
It all looks very convincing, but when it
comes to business, he knows bugger all.
315
00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:09,120
What do you mean?
Well, you know me.
316
00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:12,240
Not wanting to boast,
but I sold him a bit of land.
317
00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:15,320
Made an absolute packet.
Really? When?
318
00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:17,360
Cheers.
319
00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:20,920
I'm sure I can count on your vote.
320
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,160
Is this for real?
321
00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:26,160
I'm giving something back
to my community.
322
00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:28,200
Making a difference, like.
323
00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:30,400
What, you?
324
00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:32,040
Why not me?
325
00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:35,080
Just forget it, all right?
326
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:37,560
I'll forget it
when you've paid me back.
327
00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:40,440
You'll get your money.
Oh, I know that.
328
00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:44,400
Thanks again for your support.
329
00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:53,720
Friend of yours? No, not really.
330
00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:57,320
He seemed to know you.
I almost sold him a car once.
331
00:19:57,480 --> 00:20:00,520
Any idea how he was allowed
to stand so late in the day?
332
00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:02,600
No. He must have friends
on the council.
333
00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:04,720
Like I said,
I don't really know him.
334
00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:07,080
I might do a bit of digging.
Michael...
335
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:11,040
Like I said, I don't know him,
but I know people who do,
336
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:14,880
and he's not somebody
you want to piss off, OK?
337
00:20:33,923 --> 00:20:36,443
Your Aunty Brenda needs
all the votes she can get tonight.
338
00:20:36,458 --> 00:20:37,738
Good morning.
339
00:20:37,938 --> 00:20:42,258
Anyway, I may have found
some important information
that'll help her out enormously,
340
00:20:42,418 --> 00:20:44,178
but I need to get
to the record office.
341
00:20:44,298 --> 00:20:46,778
And...? And I don't have a car.
342
00:20:46,938 --> 00:20:50,338
Don't look at me. I'm revising.
And I'm in my jimjams.
343
00:20:50,498 --> 00:20:53,778
It could be fun. We could, er...
pretend to be detectives.
344
00:20:53,898 --> 00:20:55,578
What, like Dempsey and Makepeace?
345
00:20:55,738 --> 00:20:59,418
Not terribly current,
but yeah, that sort of thing.
346
00:20:59,538 --> 00:21:02,538
OK. Give me ten minutes.
347
00:21:14,058 --> 00:21:18,458
Carley? Luke Morgan.
Sorry to ring early.
348
00:21:18,618 --> 00:21:23,698
Look, about this art gallery thing,
I... changed my mind.
349
00:21:25,178 --> 00:21:27,458
Yeah, well,
I need the money, don't I?
350
00:21:27,578 --> 00:21:29,938
So, where to have I got to be?
351
00:21:45,578 --> 00:21:47,218
So let me get my head round this.
352
00:21:47,378 --> 00:21:49,578
Iwan Jenkins bought some land
from Dai Davies.
353
00:21:49,738 --> 00:21:52,898
Yes, claiming he wanted to build an
access road to his mother's house.
354
00:21:53,058 --> 00:21:55,458
But there's no house there.
I checked the land registry.
355
00:21:55,658 --> 00:21:59,338
Why would he lie? That's what we're gonna
find out - hopefully in time for the election.
356
00:21:59,498 --> 00:22:01,698
Which was which,
out of Dempsey and Makepeace?
357
00:22:01,898 --> 00:22:05,498
No idea. All I know is Starsky had the
dark hair and Hutch was David Soul.
358
00:22:11,218 --> 00:22:12,618
I will cause a distraction.
359
00:22:12,778 --> 00:22:15,618
I've seen loads of fainting in the
hospital. It's dead easy to fake.
360
00:22:15,818 --> 00:22:20,418
Then, whilst they're tending to me,
you sneak in and take a look at the files.
361
00:22:20,578 --> 00:22:23,018
We could that. Great.
Or we could just ask.
362
00:22:23,218 --> 00:22:27,098
Excuse me. Can you point us towards the
planning files? First floor. Thank you very much.
363
00:22:27,218 --> 00:22:29,658
The files are open to the public.
364
00:22:33,858 --> 00:22:35,778
Can I faint anyway?
Just for a laugh?
365
00:22:37,738 --> 00:22:39,458
Come on.
366
00:22:43,658 --> 00:22:47,098
Ah! There's nothing like
the smell of death
367
00:22:47,258 --> 00:22:49,658
to bring all the good times
flooding back.
368
00:22:51,538 --> 00:22:53,978
Remember when Daddy
dropped Hilda Campbell's urn?
369
00:22:54,098 --> 00:22:56,058
Her ashes went AWOL.
370
00:22:56,218 --> 00:22:58,698
So you smoked 20 fags dead quick
and we topped her up.
371
00:23:01,658 --> 00:23:03,618
Mmm... Happy days.
372
00:23:06,298 --> 00:23:08,498
Well, you can't say I didn't try.
373
00:23:08,658 --> 00:23:11,258
I've got no house,
no job, no husband
374
00:23:11,378 --> 00:23:14,298
and no idea what to do with myself.
375
00:23:14,458 --> 00:23:17,258
Even Dr Honey
doesn't want a return match.
376
00:23:17,418 --> 00:23:20,898
I'm that desperate, I went
to the library and got these.
377
00:23:21,018 --> 00:23:23,578
Rediscover The You,
378
00:23:23,738 --> 00:23:26,138
The Sky's The Limit,
Fail Is A Four-Letter Word...
379
00:23:27,578 --> 00:23:30,098
That's by Dr Raj
off Richard and Judy!
380
00:23:30,218 --> 00:23:32,618
You can have it if you want. Oh!
381
00:23:34,138 --> 00:23:38,058
I may not have the answers to life,
the universe and everything,
382
00:23:38,218 --> 00:23:40,178
but I know one thing
that'll cheer you up.
383
00:23:40,338 --> 00:23:43,138
Does it involve
getting completely twatted?
384
00:23:43,258 --> 00:23:45,538
Even better than that. Come on.
385
00:23:52,218 --> 00:23:55,738
Candidates get two minutes each
to outline their policies.
386
00:23:55,898 --> 00:23:59,218
And then it'll be a more standard
back-and-forth debate. I see.
387
00:23:59,378 --> 00:24:02,378
Candidates should speak one
at a time... Of course. Absolutely.
388
00:24:02,538 --> 00:24:05,058
..and not talk over one another.
Yes.
389
00:24:05,178 --> 00:24:08,258
Oh, no. No, no, no. Absolutely.
390
00:24:08,378 --> 00:24:10,218
Good luck with that.
391
00:24:11,818 --> 00:24:13,818
Actually, Iwan Jenkins,
392
00:24:13,978 --> 00:24:17,178
I'm looking forward
to a reasoned, sensible debate.
393
00:24:17,298 --> 00:24:18,618
Tho am I.
394
00:24:18,778 --> 00:24:22,818
It's hard to have a sensible debate
when one of us is in fancy dress.
395
00:24:24,698 --> 00:24:28,698
This no fanthy dreth!
This is theremonial cothtume!
396
00:24:28,858 --> 00:24:31,338
I was talking about HER.
Oh, God.
397
00:24:32,618 --> 00:24:34,458
You jumped-up little... Ahem!
398
00:24:39,418 --> 00:24:44,138
What a funny comment. You really
are a delightful fellow!
399
00:24:53,098 --> 00:24:56,138
You made a cake?
Yeah. Me and Little Al did.
400
00:24:56,258 --> 00:24:58,098
As long as there's no nuts in it.
401
00:24:58,218 --> 00:25:01,378
I've got a nut allergy. Oh.
402
00:25:03,338 --> 00:25:06,338
That's really sweet, though.
Thanks.
403
00:25:07,378 --> 00:25:09,738
Oh, God. Sorry. Hang on.
404
00:25:13,218 --> 00:25:17,138
Has your dog been on this blanket?
No! I mean, I hope not.
405
00:25:17,298 --> 00:25:19,738
It's just that
I'm allergic to dog hair.
406
00:25:24,018 --> 00:25:25,818
Aw, bloody hell, Banjo!
407
00:25:25,938 --> 00:25:28,778
Ben, it's OK. Just relax.
408
00:25:45,418 --> 00:25:49,698
I made a playlist. I asked Katie
all your favourite songs.
409
00:25:49,818 --> 00:25:51,498
Stalker.
410
00:25:52,538 --> 00:25:55,298
I just wanted it to be... special.
411
00:25:59,858 --> 00:26:02,338
It's lovely, Ben. Seriously.
412
00:26:03,298 --> 00:26:07,218
In fact, this is the best
first date I've been on.
413
00:26:08,298 --> 00:26:10,018
Argh!
414
00:26:10,138 --> 00:26:12,098
Oh, God! I'm so sorry!
415
00:26:12,218 --> 00:26:13,898
It's not bleeding.
416
00:26:29,898 --> 00:26:31,738
What's it supposed to be?
417
00:26:31,858 --> 00:26:33,458
That's for you to interpret.
418
00:26:33,658 --> 00:26:38,498
There's no right or wrong opinion.
Just look at it and say what you think.
419
00:26:38,618 --> 00:26:40,778
I think it's...
420
00:26:40,898 --> 00:26:42,378
rubbish.
421
00:26:46,458 --> 00:26:50,298
I know this really isn't your thing
but look at it like this.
422
00:26:50,458 --> 00:26:53,938
I need the company
and you need the money.
423
00:26:55,698 --> 00:27:00,738
See, what's wrong with painting
a picture of a horse or a field
424
00:27:00,858 --> 00:27:02,778
or a bowl of fruit or something?
425
00:27:02,898 --> 00:27:04,458
All in one picture?
426
00:27:04,658 --> 00:27:09,818
It should be nice to look at.
Otherwise you might as well call
a skipful of bricks a work of art.
427
00:27:09,978 --> 00:27:12,258
Ah, you've seen
that exhibition, then?
428
00:27:13,738 --> 00:27:17,418
Talking of nice to look at,
I paint, you know.
429
00:27:17,538 --> 00:27:20,058
Still life. There you go.
430
00:27:21,578 --> 00:27:23,898
Bowls of fruit and that? Mm-hm.
431
00:27:24,018 --> 00:27:26,858
And also people. Life drawing.
432
00:27:26,978 --> 00:27:28,818
Nude modelling.
433
00:27:28,978 --> 00:27:32,218
Capturing the essence
of the naked form.
434
00:27:32,338 --> 00:27:33,978
Really?
435
00:27:35,058 --> 00:27:38,058
You'd make a good subject,
actually.
436
00:27:42,018 --> 00:27:43,978
Are you winding me up?
437
00:27:50,098 --> 00:27:51,658
Thanks.
438
00:27:52,698 --> 00:27:54,738
Have you found anything?
439
00:27:55,738 --> 00:27:58,858
My eyes are being bastards.
440
00:27:58,978 --> 00:28:01,538
Is that an actual medical term?
441
00:28:03,178 --> 00:28:05,378
This is interesting. Look.
442
00:28:06,698 --> 00:28:08,418
When you say "interesting"...
443
00:28:08,578 --> 00:28:11,818
It's an application for planning
permission on the land Iwan owns.
444
00:28:11,978 --> 00:28:14,418
Again, I'm gonna pick you up
on the word "interesting".
445
00:28:14,578 --> 00:28:16,978
He's applied to build a casino -
and a big one, too.
446
00:28:17,138 --> 00:28:19,818
It's stuck in some red tape
because the site is too small,
447
00:28:20,018 --> 00:28:24,858
but that may explain why he's bought
the adjoining land from Dai Davies.
448
00:28:24,978 --> 00:28:27,138
Do you get what I'm saying? Yeah.
449
00:28:27,258 --> 00:28:29,418
Do you? Really?
450
00:28:30,258 --> 00:28:33,018
No. Are you revising
while we're talking?!
451
00:28:33,178 --> 00:28:37,178
Look, I can't make head nor tail of
this planning stuff. Say it again.
452
00:28:37,338 --> 00:28:40,858
Iwan wants to build a casino,
but the council have objected.
453
00:28:41,058 --> 00:28:45,938
Now, all of sudden, Iwan wants...
To be on the council. Exactly.
I think we should ask him why.
454
00:28:46,098 --> 00:28:49,578
When's Aunty Brenda
doing that debate? Any minute now.
455
00:28:49,698 --> 00:28:51,818
Then there's no time to lose.
456
00:28:53,578 --> 00:28:56,018
I've always wanted to say that.
457
00:28:56,138 --> 00:28:57,658
And finally...
458
00:28:57,778 --> 00:29:00,058
Y finalmente - in Spanish -
459
00:29:00,218 --> 00:29:04,538
..I would like to pledge free
wrestling masks for all pensioners
460
00:29:04,658 --> 00:29:07,138
and hildren under thixteen.
461
00:29:11,138 --> 00:29:14,418
Do you have any policies
that aren't to do with Mexican wrestling?
462
00:29:14,538 --> 00:29:16,138
Oh, si si si si!
463
00:29:16,338 --> 00:29:19,898
National Sombrero Day!
Arriba! Arriba!
464
00:29:21,298 --> 00:29:22,818
Thank you. Gracias.
465
00:29:23,018 --> 00:29:26,658
Iwan Jenkins, can you talk us through
the key points of your manifesto?
466
00:29:26,818 --> 00:29:31,458
Of course. And may I just say
how much I admire your work.
467
00:29:31,578 --> 00:29:33,898
You tell it straight, like it is.
468
00:29:34,018 --> 00:29:35,378
I admire that.
469
00:29:35,538 --> 00:29:38,098
And I'm gonna
give it to YOU straight.
470
00:29:38,258 --> 00:29:41,858
I love this town.
Always have, always will.
471
00:29:42,018 --> 00:29:44,698
I'm a man who's given
a lot to this community.
472
00:29:44,818 --> 00:29:46,258
What, like free pens?
473
00:29:46,418 --> 00:29:49,058
Which is bribery, by the way.
Aunty Brenda, please.
474
00:29:49,258 --> 00:29:53,258
And you, fawning away at everything he says!
You're influencing the voters!
475
00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:56,618
I think our audience are intelligent enough
to make up their own minds.
476
00:29:56,778 --> 00:30:01,858
This lot? Most of them can barely
read, let alone put an X in a box!
477
00:30:24,018 --> 00:30:27,498
Sorry. The debate's started. We need to
speak to Aunty Brenda. It's urgent.
478
00:30:27,698 --> 00:30:31,218
You have to wait till the interval.
This can't wait. It's gonna have to.
479
00:30:31,378 --> 00:30:33,738
We need to give her this.
No chance.
480
00:30:33,898 --> 00:30:37,618
Ohhh! I'm feeling really faint.
I'm seeing double. I'm fainting.
481
00:30:40,658 --> 00:30:41,718
Oi!
482
00:30:41,778 --> 00:30:44,458
And this is not just
the greatest town in Wales...
483
00:30:44,578 --> 00:30:45,778
Aunty Brenda!
484
00:30:45,938 --> 00:30:48,618
..but the greatest town
in the world.
485
00:30:48,778 --> 00:30:50,738
Aunty Brenda.
What are you doing? Read this.
486
00:30:50,858 --> 00:30:52,858
You can't do that. I just did.
487
00:30:52,978 --> 00:30:54,378
Sorry. Big fan, by the way.
488
00:30:54,578 --> 00:30:58,218
We'll take questions from the audience
after the interval. Please sit down.
489
00:30:58,378 --> 00:31:00,458
Senor, you want me
to plathe him in neck hold?
490
00:31:00,578 --> 00:31:02,418
Wait!
491
00:31:02,618 --> 00:31:08,738
Iwan Jenkins, what do you know about the
building of a supersized casino in Pontyberry?
492
00:31:10,218 --> 00:31:12,538
I-I'm not sure that's relevant.
493
00:31:12,698 --> 00:31:15,738
But it's been refused
planning permission,
494
00:31:15,898 --> 00:31:19,698
and all of a sudden you're standing
to be on the council!
495
00:31:19,818 --> 00:31:21,218
Why is that?
496
00:31:21,338 --> 00:31:23,258
Do I really have to answer this?
497
00:31:23,418 --> 00:31:26,978
Yes, you do, mate!
Too right you do, mate! Si!
498
00:31:27,138 --> 00:31:30,698
Why don't you just
give it to us straight?
499
00:31:30,858 --> 00:31:34,938
I'm not going to apologise
for wanting to invest in this town.
500
00:31:35,098 --> 00:31:39,058
But if you must know,
as of yesterday, in fact,
501
00:31:39,218 --> 00:31:42,338
I've decided against
building a casino.
502
00:31:44,698 --> 00:31:48,178
I-I've actually been looking
at plans for, erm...
503
00:31:49,058 --> 00:31:50,818
..for an animal sanctuary.
504
00:31:50,938 --> 00:31:54,178
For donkeys. Rescue donkeys.
505
00:31:54,338 --> 00:31:57,418
And dogs. Rescue dogs.
506
00:31:57,578 --> 00:32:00,138
For the blind.
507
00:32:00,258 --> 00:32:02,538
And pigs that fly.
508
00:32:02,698 --> 00:32:05,418
Well done, Aunty Brenda!
509
00:32:05,538 --> 00:32:07,458
Well done!
510
00:32:19,238 --> 00:32:22,158
Do you think we've done enough?
Who knows?
511
00:32:24,158 --> 00:32:25,838
Nice fainting, by the way.
512
00:32:25,998 --> 00:32:29,438
It wasn't too over the top?
No. It was unbelievably convincing.
513
00:32:30,517 --> 00:32:33,197
I do think it's important
that people use their vote.
514
00:32:33,357 --> 00:32:35,917
We do every time, don't we, Karl?
Oh, yeah.
515
00:32:36,077 --> 00:32:39,357
X Factor, Got To Dance,
Britain's Got Talent.
516
00:32:39,477 --> 00:32:40,877
You have to vote.
517
00:32:41,077 --> 00:32:46,397
We're very lucky over here.
People in China, they don't have
any of that. It's disgusting.
518
00:32:51,597 --> 00:32:53,597
Luke?
Yeah, in here!
519
00:32:57,237 --> 00:33:00,397
Guess who made a picture
of her daddy.
520
00:33:00,557 --> 00:33:03,637
Ah-ha-ha! That is lovely.
Thank you, darling.
521
00:33:04,757 --> 00:33:07,277
You might have overdone it a bit
with the aftershave.
522
00:33:07,437 --> 00:33:11,757
Oh, sorry. Just really wanted
to impress this time.
523
00:33:11,917 --> 00:33:14,877
Big client, was it?
Er... yeah.
524
00:33:15,077 --> 00:33:18,557
Anyway, you might want to put
that suit back on. Council results tonight.
525
00:33:18,717 --> 00:33:21,237
Thought we'd go along,
support Aunty Brenda.
526
00:33:21,397 --> 00:33:24,237
It's been ages
since we had a night out.
527
00:33:25,277 --> 00:33:27,477
All right. Thanks, babe.
528
00:33:27,597 --> 00:33:29,597
I'll go and have a shower.
529
00:33:45,597 --> 00:33:48,597
Another ten minutes, is it?
Give or take.
530
00:33:49,437 --> 00:33:50,717
Hiya!
All right?
531
00:33:50,877 --> 00:33:54,757
Oh, Bobs, I have had
such an exciting afternoon.
532
00:33:56,157 --> 00:33:58,517
You've done something different
to your hair.
533
00:33:58,637 --> 00:34:01,277
Bobby's cheering me up. So I see.
534
00:34:01,437 --> 00:34:03,557
Gin slanger slimmer dogs,
I do call them.
535
00:34:03,757 --> 00:34:07,517
I'll do you one an' all, Stell.
And there's your rent, by there. Oh. Great.
536
00:34:09,277 --> 00:34:10,957
Come on, then, let's have it.
537
00:34:11,077 --> 00:34:13,197
No! It's depressing and boring!
538
00:34:13,317 --> 00:34:15,037
She's right. This'll help.
539
00:34:15,157 --> 00:34:17,077
I feel so bloody lost!
540
00:34:17,277 --> 00:34:21,437
I dunno where I belong,
I dunno what I should be doing!
Or who she should be doing it with.
541
00:34:21,597 --> 00:34:25,037
Right. Well, firstly, you're not
lost, cos you've come back here.
542
00:34:25,197 --> 00:34:28,597
Where else am I meant to go?!
Exactly.
543
00:34:28,757 --> 00:34:31,637
No matter how bad things are,
you've always got here.
544
00:34:31,797 --> 00:34:35,117
And I'm here.
And I'm here. And Daddy.
545
00:34:35,277 --> 00:34:38,917
And no matter where you go,
Pontyberry will always be here.
546
00:34:39,037 --> 00:34:40,957
And in here.
547
00:34:43,717 --> 00:34:47,677
Is that a bit much, the pointing at the heart
thing? It was, really. It was a bit, yeah.
548
00:34:47,797 --> 00:34:49,917
What it is, with friendship...
549
00:34:50,037 --> 00:34:52,037
Shall we just get pissed?
550
00:34:54,917 --> 00:34:57,037
I'm sorry. It's OK.
551
00:34:58,117 --> 00:35:01,517
At least it's not broken.
That's something.
552
00:35:02,717 --> 00:35:04,837
Are you gonna be all right?
553
00:35:04,957 --> 00:35:07,077
Not much of a date, was it?
554
00:35:07,237 --> 00:35:10,357
Four hours in A&E?
Well, it was different.
555
00:35:11,317 --> 00:35:13,597
See you around, then.
556
00:35:13,757 --> 00:35:17,077
Ben, you didn't have to go to
all that effort, you know.
557
00:35:17,237 --> 00:35:20,117
You could've just kissed me
and taken me out to the cinema.
558
00:35:20,237 --> 00:35:22,877
Oh. Sorry.
559
00:35:30,437 --> 00:35:32,157
How was that? Perfect.
560
00:35:52,037 --> 00:35:54,277
Word is it's still very close.
561
00:35:54,397 --> 00:35:56,797
No thanks to you, Dai Davies.
562
00:35:56,957 --> 00:36:00,677
Selling Jenkins your land so he
could build a casino in Pontyberry!
563
00:36:00,837 --> 00:36:04,357
Shaming, it is!
I was unaware of the ramifications.
564
00:36:04,477 --> 00:36:06,877
Hopefully, I've saved the day.
565
00:36:07,037 --> 00:36:11,557
Pulled Pontyberry back from
the brink of Sodom and Gomorrah.
566
00:36:17,477 --> 00:36:21,517
I might go and get some water.
I'm feeling a bit dodgy. OK.
567
00:36:21,637 --> 00:36:24,157
It's probably something I ate.
568
00:36:25,597 --> 00:36:28,037
Where was it you went
for your meeting?
569
00:36:28,157 --> 00:36:30,517
Just, er... a restaurant in town.
570
00:36:30,637 --> 00:36:32,557
Back in a bit.
571
00:36:36,677 --> 00:36:38,437
Excuse me.
572
00:36:39,797 --> 00:36:41,397
Twice in one day?
573
00:36:41,557 --> 00:36:43,677
Is that what I get
for offering to pay double?
574
00:36:43,837 --> 00:36:47,317
What are you doing here?
I could ask you the same question.
575
00:36:47,477 --> 00:36:49,757
I didn't think you'd be interested
in politics.
576
00:36:49,877 --> 00:36:51,997
My aunty's standing.
577
00:36:52,117 --> 00:36:55,037
Aunty Brenda's Common Sense Party.
578
00:36:56,997 --> 00:37:00,117
I don't know about you,
but I had fun today.
579
00:37:00,237 --> 00:37:02,077
We should do it again sometime.
580
00:37:02,197 --> 00:37:03,557
Luke, butt!
581
00:37:03,677 --> 00:37:05,397
What? Results in two minutes.
582
00:37:06,877 --> 00:37:10,957
The tension is making my bladder
the size of a pea.
583
00:37:11,077 --> 00:37:12,717
Wish your aunty good luck.
584
00:37:18,277 --> 00:37:19,917
Ladies and gentlemen,
585
00:37:20,117 --> 00:37:25,557
here are the results for the final
council seat in the Pontyberry ward.
586
00:37:25,677 --> 00:37:30,957
Total votes cast were 2,413,
587
00:37:31,117 --> 00:37:34,397
which were distributed
as follows.
588
00:37:35,317 --> 00:37:37,557
Dafydd Sanchez...
589
00:37:38,997 --> 00:37:41,797
..Mexican Wrestling Party,
590
00:37:41,917 --> 00:37:43,237
four votes.
591
00:37:43,397 --> 00:37:46,037
Gracias.
592
00:37:47,597 --> 00:37:50,197
Iwan Jenkins, Independent,
593
00:37:50,317 --> 00:37:53,357
1,204 votes.
594
00:37:57,677 --> 00:38:00,277
He promised cockin' chocolates,
didn't he?
595
00:38:00,437 --> 00:38:05,197
Aunty Brenda, the Aunty Brenda
Common Sense Party...
596
00:38:06,397 --> 00:38:10,957
..1,205 votes.
597
00:38:13,837 --> 00:38:16,677
I therefore declare Aunty Brenda
598
00:38:16,837 --> 00:38:20,757
duly elected
to the district council!
599
00:38:21,797 --> 00:38:23,837
Never in doubt. Never in doubt.
600
00:38:28,077 --> 00:38:32,717
People of Pontyberry, I would just
like to say a few words.
601
00:38:32,837 --> 00:38:34,597
That'll be a first.
602
00:38:36,317 --> 00:38:39,517
I just want to say thank you
for voting for me.
603
00:38:39,717 --> 00:38:45,517
Pontyberry folk are the best in the world,
and I am humbled - humbled - to serve you.
604
00:38:45,677 --> 00:38:48,637
And, of course, I couldn't
have done this without my team.
605
00:38:48,797 --> 00:38:52,117
So, a special thank you
to Dai Davies!
606
00:38:52,277 --> 00:38:54,517
Despite everything.
607
00:38:56,077 --> 00:38:57,597
Yanto Bead!
608
00:38:57,757 --> 00:38:59,637
Miscellaneous.
609
00:39:01,077 --> 00:39:03,877
Bobby Gittins.
610
00:39:04,997 --> 00:39:08,317
And, of course, Michael Jackson,
611
00:39:08,517 --> 00:39:14,917
who have almost redeemed himself in
my eyes after his previous indiscretion.
612
00:39:15,557 --> 00:39:20,117
Now, let's get this party started!
613
00:39:26,437 --> 00:39:29,397
# She into the superstition
614
00:39:29,517 --> 00:39:32,197
# Black cat and the voodoo doll
615
00:39:32,317 --> 00:39:35,437
# I feel the premonition
616
00:39:35,597 --> 00:39:38,557
# This girl's going to
make me fall...
617
00:40:00,157 --> 00:40:02,917
# She make-a me take my clothes off
618
00:40:03,037 --> 00:40:06,437
♪ And go dancing in the rain... ♪
619
00:40:08,437 --> 00:40:10,677
I've got something for you.
620
00:40:12,157 --> 00:40:15,397
That is Bobby's rent,
plus the contents of my piggy bank.
621
00:40:15,557 --> 00:40:17,557
Should help pay off a few bills.
Mam, I can't.
622
00:40:17,717 --> 00:40:21,037
If it's not enough, I can always
go back on the ironing.
623
00:40:23,757 --> 00:40:26,157
That's brilliant. Thanks, Mam.
624
00:40:29,997 --> 00:40:32,157
Oh! You made it, then!
625
00:40:32,317 --> 00:40:34,437
You know earlier I said
I was feeling a bit lost,
626
00:40:34,597 --> 00:40:37,317
and you said that stuff about
not being lost cos wherever I go...
627
00:40:37,477 --> 00:40:39,597
and you did that...
The heart thing.
628
00:40:39,757 --> 00:40:42,157
Well, I thought about it,
and you're right.
629
00:40:42,357 --> 00:40:45,997
I could go anywhere - anywhere in
the world. You've only just come back.
630
00:40:46,157 --> 00:40:49,437
I'm gonna go to New Zealand, Stell.
Visit Uncle Hugh.
631
00:40:49,597 --> 00:40:51,797
You remember.
He spoke at Daddy's funeral.
632
00:40:51,917 --> 00:40:53,477
It wasn't really a funeral.
633
00:40:53,637 --> 00:40:57,717
He lives out there with this big
old Maori woman called Gertrude.
634
00:40:57,837 --> 00:40:59,557
She's good as gold, she is.
635
00:40:59,717 --> 00:41:03,997
And Daddy's always wanted to visit,
and I'm gonna take him.
636
00:41:04,157 --> 00:41:07,037
He's got the energy
of a 20-year-old, your father.
637
00:41:07,237 --> 00:41:13,037
He was gonna come tonight, but he's
gone to a hot-tub convention in Rhyl.
638
00:41:13,877 --> 00:41:17,277
So are you gonna miss me? Nope.
639
00:41:17,397 --> 00:41:19,317
Are you gonna miss me?
640
00:41:19,437 --> 00:41:20,677
Nope.
641
00:41:21,397 --> 00:41:26,237
♪ She's livin' la vida loca! ♪
642
00:41:33,117 --> 00:41:35,237
He's not that bad, I suppose.
643
00:41:35,357 --> 00:41:37,837
Who? Dai Davies?
644
00:41:42,077 --> 00:41:46,117
# I saw the light in the night
as she passed by my window
645
00:41:48,837 --> 00:41:53,277
# I see the flickering shadow
of love on her blind
646
00:41:55,957 --> 00:42:00,357
# She was my woman...
647
00:42:03,437 --> 00:42:05,637
Thank you, for everything.
648
00:42:05,757 --> 00:42:07,237
My pleasure.
649
00:42:07,357 --> 00:42:09,877
Aunty Brenda's in her element.
650
00:42:11,197 --> 00:42:13,037
So were you, actually.
651
00:42:13,197 --> 00:42:16,437
You've been great the past couple
of days. It was like the old you.
652
00:42:16,557 --> 00:42:18,077
Yep, it was.
653
00:42:18,237 --> 00:42:21,037
And I liked that.
Returning to the old me, that is.
654
00:42:21,197 --> 00:42:23,917
When I say "old", I don't mean
old "old". Because I'm not.
655
00:42:24,037 --> 00:42:25,277
I meant old in good way.
656
00:42:25,437 --> 00:42:28,757
In fact, you could say it was
the new old me. A new old Michael.
657
00:42:28,877 --> 00:42:31,157
Stop talking. Yeah.
658
00:42:31,317 --> 00:42:34,997
You know, for a nurse,
you have a terrible bedside manner.
659
00:42:37,717 --> 00:42:40,637
Right! We have been chatting
about our wedding,
660
00:42:40,837 --> 00:42:44,237
and we'd love it if... If you'd do me
the honour of being maid of honour.
661
00:42:44,357 --> 00:42:46,037
And best man. Michael, not you.
662
00:42:47,597 --> 00:42:49,397
Really? Yeah. Yeah.
663
00:42:49,557 --> 00:42:52,477
Oh, we...we'd love to. Wouldn't we?
Yes, of course!
664
00:42:52,637 --> 00:42:56,397
Alan, get the champagne.
Sparkling wine coming up.
665
00:42:56,557 --> 00:43:01,517
# Forgive me, Delilah,
I just couldn't take any more
666
00:43:03,317 --> 00:43:13,637
♪ Forgive me, Delilah,
I just couldn't take any more! ♪
667
00:43:19,877 --> 00:43:21,317
I've got some money to pay you.
668
00:43:21,437 --> 00:43:23,117
I don't take instalments.
669
00:43:23,237 --> 00:43:24,637
Give me a break.
670
00:43:24,757 --> 00:43:26,597
You can pay me today? Of course.
671
00:43:26,757 --> 00:43:30,597
Something's up with Luke,
and I don't know what it is.
672
00:43:30,757 --> 00:43:33,517
So my 17-year-old daughter
is staying in some seedy hotel
673
00:43:33,677 --> 00:43:35,917
with an older man
who's already fathered a child!
674
00:43:36,077 --> 00:43:38,657
You're coming home with me.
Dad! What are you doing here?
675
00:43:38,711 --> 00:44:04,587
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