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Leonard, I've been working on an opening
joke for our lecture at Berkeley.
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Oh, I like to laugh.
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But say it anyway.
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Okay, um...
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What do you say to a graduate of
the UC Berkeley physics department?
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I'll have fries with that.
(chuckles)
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Because his education hasn't prepared
him for a career in the sciences.
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You know, when they chase you out of there,
you only have to run faster than Sheldon.
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Are you all set
for your trip?
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Yeah, I think so.
I just restocked the old PRK.
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- "PRK"?
- Public restroom kit.
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Everything a boy needs for making
pee pee in new and strange places.
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I don't see what's crazy
about bringing a backpack
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with your own toilet
paper and Purell.
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Keep going.
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And rubber gloves,
uh, air freshener.
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Um, noise-cancelling
headphones.
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Oh, danger whistle.
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Um...
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pepper spray.
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Ooh, a multi-language
"occupied" sign.
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Uh, let's see. We have
seat protectors, uh,
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booties for my shoes,
a clothespin for my nose.
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Oh, and a mirror
on a stick,
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so I can make sure the person
in the stall next to me
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isn't some kind of weirdo.
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You still worried some Berkeley
girl is gonna steal him away?
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Yes, who do you think gave
him the danger whistle?
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♪ Our whole universe was
in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 8x19 ♪
The Skywalker Incursion
Original Air Date on April 2, 201
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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It's all the nail-biting
tension of "I Spy"
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but the added fun of subatomic particles
and waves outside the visible spectrum.
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If it's half as much fun as
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"One Times Ten to the Fourth Bottles
of Beer on the Wall," I'm in.
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I'll begin.
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Uh, I can't spy
with my little eye...
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...something passing
right through us.
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That soy Frappuccino I had.
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(chuckles)
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Will you please
play the game?
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I can't spy with
my little eye
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something passing
right through us.
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I don't know, um...
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If 65 billion solar neutrinos pass through
a square centimeter every second,
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given the surface area of this car
is about 60,000 square centimeters,
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that means 3.9 times ten
to the 15th solar neutrinos?
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I don't want
to play anymore.
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We haven't been on a road
trip in a while. This is fun.
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We get it-- you won the game.
Stop bragging.
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No, listen, we wrote
a paper together.
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Now we get to go to a university
and talk about it? That's pretty cool.
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I suppose it is.
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In fact, if you'd like
to celebrate with a little music,
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I'd be okay with that.
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What...?
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This road trip
just got crazy.
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Play that funky music,
white boy.
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I'm surprised you know
that reference.
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What reference?
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So, I put stickers on
everything we're gonna sell.
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We just need help taking it
all out to the driveway.
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Can I be in charge
of pricing?
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I've been going to garage
sales my whole life.
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Can you believe I got these
pantyhose for a nickel?
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All right, Amy's in charge
of pricing and being 75.
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- Hey, Penny, can you give me a hand with this?
- Sure.
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Aw, we had one of these growing up.
I used to play all the time.
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Oh, yeah? I love
Ping-Pong.
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Oh, I meant beer pong.
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I had a table, too, but I didn't have
any friends, so all I did was serve.
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You know, you can leave one
side up and play against it.
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And if I had a friend,
they might have told me that.
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Excuse me.
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Why is there
a sticker on this?
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It's my TARDIS
from Doctor Who.
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I was planning on
moving it in the house.
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I think you just answered
your own question.
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Come on, one day, this may double in value
and be worth half what I paid for it.
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Sweetie, we have
a lot to do.
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We don't need
to decide this right now.
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Well, I guess as long as
you're keeping an open mind.
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Of course.
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♪ ♪
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So...
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they're requesting that the white
boy play the funky music, yes?
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Yes.
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And this music we're listening
to right now is funky as well?
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Sure.
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Let me ask you this.
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Do you think this song is the music
the white boy ultimately plays?
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It could be.
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So it's like the musical
equivalent of Russell's Paradox,
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the question of whether
the set of all sets
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that don't contain themselves
as members contains itself?
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- Exactly.
- Well...
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then I hate it.
Music should just be fun.
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(music stops)
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Making great time.
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Gonna be there
pretty early.
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- Will our hotel room be ready?
- I doubt it.
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Aren't you worried that
sitting in the lobby
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for a long period of time might attract
the attention of the hotel detective?
112
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If we do, we'll just tell him
to "hit the bricks, see?"
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Seems a little confrontational,
but all right.
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You know, we won't be very
far from Skywalker Ranch.
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Oh, that's true.
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It's not like we
can get in there.
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Why not?
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I-I don't think George Lucas
put his headquarters
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in the middle of nowhere because
he wanted people dropping in.
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Yoda's swamp was
in the middle of nowhere.
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Tatooine was in
the middle of nowhere.
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Hoth was in the middle
of nowhere.
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That's code, Leonard.
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He wants us to drop in.
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We do have time. I mean, we could
drive by and just look at it.
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Yes! Oh...
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I'm so excited.
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And I just can't hide it.
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"I'm about to lose control,
and I think I like it."
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What are you
talking about?
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So when do you guys think
you're gonna move in?
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We're still figuring how much
remodeling we want to do.
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It's tricky finding the right
balance between "tasteful modern"
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and "Jewish mother
tchotchke crapfest."
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Have you made a decision
about the TARDIS?
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I think I can sell it if we call
it, "Big British Porta-Potty."
137
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We're not selling
it-- it's mine.
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You can't just decide.
139
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How about
I arm-wrestle you?
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That's not fair. It's like me challenging
you to a sexy pants contest.
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You could play
Ping-Pong for it.
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- I would do that.
- How is that fair?
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You grew up with a table.
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Yes, but I mostly used it
as a battlefield
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in an ongoing war between the
Transformers and the ThunderCats
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for control of a bra
I had found in the woods.
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Bernadette, for every episode of Doctor
Who Leonard has made me sit through,
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I will play on your behalf and send
that TARDIS back to Gallifrey,
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where I hate that
I know it belongs.
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Yes, Penny plays for me.
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00:08:03,199 --> 00:08:06,280
That's not fair--
She has upper body muscles.
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00:08:07,222 --> 00:08:13,048
Dude, three-time Sanskriti School for
Well-Born Boys badminton champion.
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That's right-- okay,
Raj can play for me.
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Ooh, you just
chose champions.
155
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It's like we're reenacting the ancient
German practice of trial by combat.
156
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Yeah, it's also like when the Mountain
fought the Red Viper in Game of Thrones.
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- Leonard makes you watch that, too?
- No, no, I like that show.
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It's got dragons
and people doing it.
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WOLOWITZ:
So it's settled.
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The fate of Doctor
Who's TARDIS will be decided
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by a Game of Thrones inspired
death-match on the battlefield
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of ThunderCats
versus Transformers.
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If you still have that bra,
I'll give you a nickel for it.
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There it is.
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It's just a gate.
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On a road.
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Wasn't even that
hard to find.
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00:09:03,125 --> 00:09:06,080
- This is so amazing!
- I know!
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00:09:07,632 --> 00:09:10,219
- You want to get a picture?
- I want more than a picture.
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I want to go in.
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Well, so do I, but
they'll never let us.
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00:09:14,117 --> 00:09:16,832
Is that the attitude that
helped you get Penny?
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No, but I don't have three years
to make that gate feel sorry for me.
174
00:09:22,733 --> 00:09:24,835
Uh, there's a speaker box.
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Drive up, push the button,
and let's see what happens.
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Okay, yeah.
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What do we have to lose?
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I'm a little nervous.
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Well, get over it.
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Confidence is key
in these situations.
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Right.
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(gasps) You pushed it--
Are you out of your mind?!
183
00:09:55,925 --> 00:09:57,105
- MAN: May I help you?
- Um...
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Uh, uh... we don't have an appointment,
and-and we don't belong here,
185
00:10:00,348 --> 00:10:03,192
but we-we're, like,
crazy-big fans.
186
00:10:03,205 --> 00:10:04,647
I mean...
(stammers)
187
00:10:04,653 --> 00:10:06,828
"crazy for Star
Wars" crazy,
188
00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:09,732
not crazy like we have a
backpack full of duct tape,
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00:10:09,739 --> 00:10:13,695
although we do have a backpack that
you really don't want to look in.
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00:10:16,150 --> 00:10:17,364
You're blowing it.
191
00:10:17,370 --> 00:10:22,125
We want to meet George Lucas and become
his friends and play with him!
192
00:10:24,019 --> 00:10:25,313
Hello?
193
00:10:25,322 --> 00:10:27,486
This speaker's not
working, just pull up.
194
00:10:32,102 --> 00:10:34,193
And that's how it's done.
195
00:10:43,355 --> 00:10:47,689
All right, we've defeated
the first challenge.
196
00:10:47,708 --> 00:10:52,928
Now we must steel ourselves to face
the monster who defends the gate.
197
00:10:54,303 --> 00:10:58,091
We're trying to get past a security
guard, not rescue Zelda.
198
00:10:59,532 --> 00:11:02,245
I think what really needs to be
rescued is your sense of whimsy,
199
00:11:02,258 --> 00:11:04,213
but one quest at a time.
200
00:11:05,778 --> 00:11:07,211
So what's the plan?
201
00:11:07,217 --> 00:11:10,253
Uh, I'm just gonna be
honest with the guy.
202
00:11:10,260 --> 00:11:12,404
Honesty will never
get us in.
203
00:11:12,423 --> 00:11:14,126
Well, what's your plan?
204
00:11:14,139 --> 00:11:17,242
All right, my plan is
predicated on the assumption
205
00:11:17,254 --> 00:11:22,720
that they have a nurse's office and your
willingness to be lightly stabbed.
206
00:11:30,492 --> 00:11:31,572
Who are you here to see?
207
00:11:31,585 --> 00:11:33,352
Uh, I'm just gonna
tell you the truth.
208
00:11:33,365 --> 00:11:35,053
Oh, you are killing me.
209
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,794
We don't have
an appointment.
210
00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:39,737
We-we're just fans
of Mr. Lucas's work,
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00:11:39,749 --> 00:11:43,350
and we thought we'd take a shot and see
if we could get in and look around.
212
00:11:43,362 --> 00:11:45,862
Sorry, guys, we get this a lot.
Can't let you in.
213
00:11:45,875 --> 00:11:49,491
What if I told you that
I was the voice of Yoda?
214
00:11:51,109 --> 00:11:54,610
(imitating Yoda): A recording
session I must attend.
215
00:11:56,384 --> 00:11:59,159
I'm sorry, don't listen to him.
We're actually physicists.
216
00:11:59,179 --> 00:12:01,307
We're giving a lecture
at Berkeley later today.
217
00:12:01,313 --> 00:12:03,436
We just... we had
some time to kill.
218
00:12:03,451 --> 00:12:05,318
GUARD: Hey, listen, you
seem like decent guys.
219
00:12:05,336 --> 00:12:06,711
I can't let you in,
220
00:12:06,718 --> 00:12:08,836
but I got some hats
and T-shirts I can give you.
221
00:12:08,842 --> 00:12:10,495
Thank you so much.
222
00:12:11,329 --> 00:12:12,718
See?
223
00:12:12,731 --> 00:12:13,949
Maybe honesty is the best...
(door opens)
224
00:12:13,955 --> 00:12:15,202
What are you doing?
225
00:12:15,214 --> 00:12:18,926
Shedding the yoke of my oppressors,
you blind, sad little man.
226
00:12:19,517 --> 00:12:23,310
Don't move! Code
A-A-23, A-A-23.
227
00:12:23,317 --> 00:12:24,297
GUARD 2:
Copy.
228
00:12:24,316 --> 00:12:26,489
SHELDON (gasps):
I can see the ranch, Leonard!
229
00:12:26,502 --> 00:12:29,032
Oh, it's rustic,
it's lovely.
230
00:12:29,045 --> 00:12:31,991
I'd take a picture,
but people are chasing me.
231
00:12:33,551 --> 00:12:36,151
I'm gonna make it...!
I'm gonna make it!
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00:12:36,164 --> 00:12:38,470
They have Tasers,
but they wouldn't dare use...
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00:12:38,483 --> 00:12:39,623
(Sheldon screams)
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00:12:39,629 --> 00:12:40,978
(thuds)
235
00:12:43,201 --> 00:12:44,994
Come on, Raj.
236
00:12:45,001 --> 00:12:48,152
You are the King Kong
of Ping-Pong.
237
00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:51,651
You are the menace
of table tennis.
238
00:12:52,589 --> 00:12:55,240
Put her away, 'cause
I don't have a third one.
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- Yes!
- Yes!
240
00:12:57,711 --> 00:12:58,791
(whoops)
241
00:12:58,811 --> 00:13:00,519
Rajesh eight, Penny four.
242
00:13:00,532 --> 00:13:02,392
Sorry, he's really good.
243
00:13:03,325 --> 00:13:04,702
Hey, Raj.
244
00:13:04,715 --> 00:13:07,822
If Howard can't keep the TARDIS, how
great would it look at your place?
245
00:13:07,834 --> 00:13:09,749
- What?
- Yeah, what?
246
00:13:11,279 --> 00:13:14,004
I don't know much about
Doctor Who, but if, um,
247
00:13:14,029 --> 00:13:19,027
you were to put this right outside
your front door and open up the back,
248
00:13:19,041 --> 00:13:23,688
it would be like your entire apartment
was the inside of the TARDIS,
249
00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:26,189
which is pretty cool
'cause on the show,
250
00:13:26,214 --> 00:13:29,426
the inside of the TARDIS
is bigger than the outside.
251
00:13:30,554 --> 00:13:34,503
But then again, I don't know
much about Doctor Who.
252
00:13:36,119 --> 00:13:37,273
Don't listen to her.
253
00:13:37,279 --> 00:13:40,193
You and I go way back--
We're like brothers.
254
00:13:40,732 --> 00:13:42,892
We are. We are.
255
00:13:42,912 --> 00:13:44,186
(clears throat)
256
00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:47,392
Oh, no! What
a terrible serve!
257
00:13:49,242 --> 00:13:50,789
Sorry, brother.
258
00:13:50,802 --> 00:13:52,182
- Eight-five.
- This is ridiculous.
259
00:13:52,188 --> 00:13:53,263
I want a new champion.
260
00:13:53,276 --> 00:13:55,911
Amy, were you serious
about being able to serve?
261
00:13:55,924 --> 00:13:58,891
Uh, it-it's been
a long time.
262
00:13:58,903 --> 00:14:02,167
I don't know. I'm
probably pretty rusty.
263
00:14:06,456 --> 00:14:07,983
- Wow.
- She's my champion!
264
00:14:08,003 --> 00:14:10,311
Well, if you can switch
champions, so can I.
265
00:14:10,331 --> 00:14:11,731
- I want Raj.
- Hey.
266
00:14:11,738 --> 00:14:13,284
Oh, come on, like
you even care.
267
00:14:13,290 --> 00:14:14,711
I care!
268
00:14:14,724 --> 00:14:16,856
Oh, wait, no, I don't.
Good luck, Raj.
269
00:14:18,937 --> 00:14:21,260
You know, I thought our
friendship meant more to you.
270
00:14:22,399 --> 00:14:23,833
So did I.
271
00:14:31,489 --> 00:14:32,982
Do you think they're
gonna call the police?
272
00:14:32,995 --> 00:14:34,640
I don't know.
273
00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:37,921
Maybe they'll call Imperial
Officers to take us
274
00:14:37,934 --> 00:14:40,366
to a holding cell
on the Death Star.
275
00:14:42,683 --> 00:14:45,884
Oh, I think that's below the pay
grade of an Imperial Officer.
276
00:14:46,667 --> 00:14:49,311
- Stormtroopers are really the ones who...
- Oh, shut up.
277
00:14:50,647 --> 00:14:52,060
He's right.
278
00:14:52,073 --> 00:14:54,079
Uh, Stormtroopers actually
combine both the function
279
00:14:54,099 --> 00:14:56,541
of infantry and military police.
280
00:14:58,654 --> 00:15:02,288
Uh-huh, I'm normally very
nice, but you shut up, too.
281
00:15:08,864 --> 00:15:10,198
So...
282
00:15:11,219 --> 00:15:12,673
what are you in for?
283
00:15:13,539 --> 00:15:17,616
Honestly, I just wanted to meet
Mr. Lucas and say thank you.
284
00:15:17,628 --> 00:15:20,848
You know, growing up, the movies
had such an impact on my life.
285
00:15:20,854 --> 00:15:22,755
I never really
fit in anywhere.
286
00:15:22,761 --> 00:15:25,192
Till I discovered
the worlds he created
287
00:15:25,211 --> 00:15:27,328
and finally found a place
where I belong.
288
00:15:28,007 --> 00:15:30,206
But why are you here?
289
00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:32,587
Oh, I, uh, I hopped a fence,
290
00:15:32,601 --> 00:15:36,264
and they caught me in the sculpture gallery
making out with a Chewbacca statue.
291
00:15:43,117 --> 00:15:44,682
Excuse me.
292
00:15:52,796 --> 00:15:54,216
Leonard,
293
00:15:55,093 --> 00:15:57,123
they have a sculpture gallery.
294
00:16:01,505 --> 00:16:02,993
All right, I talked
to my supervisor,
295
00:16:02,999 --> 00:16:04,444
and we're gonna let you
go with a warning.
296
00:16:04,450 --> 00:16:06,317
- (sighs in relief)
- But if you ever come back,
297
00:16:06,330 --> 00:16:08,016
we will call the police
and press charges.
298
00:16:08,041 --> 00:16:09,035
We understand.
299
00:16:09,041 --> 00:16:11,280
- Thank you so much.
- Uh, what about me?
300
00:16:11,286 --> 00:16:13,409
No, you're not going
anywhere, kissy face.
301
00:16:14,081 --> 00:16:17,170
Let's go. I have to take your
picture to post at the guard gate.
302
00:16:17,839 --> 00:16:19,779
Uh, one question
about that picture.
303
00:16:19,793 --> 00:16:22,016
Can it be with
George Lucas?
304
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,271
(imitating Yoda):
Ooh, grumpy you are.
305
00:16:30,915 --> 00:16:33,668
Okay, this is the match
that decides it all.
306
00:16:33,681 --> 00:16:37,508
First to 11 wins. Serve
switches every five points.
307
00:16:38,045 --> 00:16:39,580
And just so you know,
when this started,
308
00:16:39,589 --> 00:16:42,298
I was going to put the TARDIS in
a discreet corner of the house,
309
00:16:42,304 --> 00:16:44,119
but I've since turned
mean, and now it's going
310
00:16:44,139 --> 00:16:45,332
right in the middle
of the living room
311
00:16:45,339 --> 00:16:47,339
on a rotating platform with
a sign that says "suck it."
312
00:16:47,352 --> 00:16:48,567
Game on.
313
00:16:50,979 --> 00:16:52,281
Except...
314
00:16:52,289 --> 00:16:53,881
Raj is gonna win.
315
00:16:54,244 --> 00:16:55,524
Isn't that right, Raj?
316
00:16:55,537 --> 00:16:57,934
Uh, yeah, I mean, her
serve was pretty good.
317
00:16:57,940 --> 00:17:01,360
Come on, get in her head.
Be intimidating.
318
00:17:01,367 --> 00:17:02,627
Okay, uh...
319
00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:03,960
I'm gonna own you, bitch!
320
00:17:03,972 --> 00:17:06,464
- Whoa! - Hey!
- That's not nice.
321
00:17:08,287 --> 00:17:09,585
Let's just play.
322
00:17:13,694 --> 00:17:14,994
One-zero.
323
00:17:15,531 --> 00:17:16,590
WOLOWITZ:
Two.
324
00:17:17,112 --> 00:17:18,225
Three.
325
00:17:18,818 --> 00:17:20,197
Four.
326
00:17:20,701 --> 00:17:21,976
Five-nothing.
327
00:17:21,989 --> 00:17:26,312
(chuckles) Wait, did you play
badminton or sad-minton?
328
00:17:27,843 --> 00:17:30,056
Don't listen to him--
All she's got is a serve.
329
00:17:30,062 --> 00:17:32,585
Now, grab a fresh tampon
and put her away.
330
00:17:33,174 --> 00:17:36,308
Wha...? A-And that's not offensive?
Where's the line?
331
00:17:36,313 --> 00:17:38,505
It's in your purse. Play.
332
00:17:41,618 --> 00:17:43,200
BERNADETTE:
One-five.
333
00:17:43,674 --> 00:17:44,953
Two-five.
334
00:17:45,404 --> 00:17:46,537
Three-five.
335
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,470
Four-five.
336
00:17:49,257 --> 00:17:50,678
Five-five!
337
00:17:52,301 --> 00:17:53,801
Six.
338
00:17:53,813 --> 00:17:55,054
Seven.
339
00:17:55,060 --> 00:17:57,499
Eight. Nine.
340
00:17:58,671 --> 00:18:00,147
Ten-five!
341
00:18:02,426 --> 00:18:03,888
Six.
342
00:18:05,158 --> 00:18:06,411
Seven.
343
00:18:07,374 --> 00:18:08,320
Eight.
344
00:18:08,939 --> 00:18:10,232
Nine.
345
00:18:10,859 --> 00:18:12,330
Ten-ten!
346
00:18:16,491 --> 00:18:18,781
Well, that was
an exciting 40 seconds.
347
00:18:20,407 --> 00:18:24,585
It was, and now the serve is back
to you, and the game is over.
348
00:18:25,582 --> 00:18:28,329
You know, Amy, I, uh...
349
00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:30,688
can't help but wonder
how Sheldon would react
350
00:18:30,701 --> 00:18:32,971
if the TARDIS was
at your place.
351
00:18:33,635 --> 00:18:35,696
Don't listen to her,
just hit the ball.
352
00:18:36,334 --> 00:18:37,583
Keep talking.
353
00:18:42,475 --> 00:18:45,208
If this doesn't get him
into your bedroom,
354
00:18:45,221 --> 00:18:46,764
nothing will.
355
00:18:52,906 --> 00:18:53,919
Are you still mad at me?
356
00:18:53,939 --> 00:18:58,337
Yes, we missed our lecture,
we were almost arrested,
357
00:18:58,357 --> 00:19:00,037
and you got me locked
in a room with a man
358
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:03,231
who forced his tongue down the
throat of a stuffed Wookiee.
359
00:19:05,192 --> 00:19:07,797
Boy, some people are just
glass-half-empty.
360
00:19:08,350 --> 00:19:10,134
The glass is
empty, Sheldon.
361
00:19:10,147 --> 00:19:11,280
It's completely empty.
362
00:19:11,293 --> 00:19:13,476
If you gave that glass to a
man who was dying of thirst,
363
00:19:13,488 --> 00:19:15,487
he would be dead,
do you know why?
364
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:18,911
Before I answer,
was he a smoker?
365
00:19:23,403 --> 00:19:25,436
I think you're looking
at this all wrong.
366
00:19:25,450 --> 00:19:28,001
Fine, then tell me
how I should be looking at it.
367
00:19:28,013 --> 00:19:32,495
Well, not only did we go to
Skywalker Ranch, we got in.
368
00:19:32,507 --> 00:19:34,801
No one we know
can say that.
369
00:19:34,820 --> 00:19:38,022
And for all the times
you find me irritating,
370
00:19:38,035 --> 00:19:41,516
today you got to watch someone
shoot me with a Taser.
371
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:46,658
That part was pretty good.
372
00:19:47,391 --> 00:19:48,754
See?
373
00:19:49,241 --> 00:19:51,409
You did flop around a lot.
374
00:19:52,964 --> 00:19:56,849
I'll take your word for it. I was
too busy trying not to defecate.
375
00:19:59,095 --> 00:20:01,303
You know, when they
were escorting us
376
00:20:01,309 --> 00:20:04,062
to the detaining room,
I looked through a door,
377
00:20:04,068 --> 00:20:08,792
and I'm pretty sure I saw a display
case with the Ark of the Covenant.
378
00:20:08,805 --> 00:20:10,866
- That's amazing.
- (chuckling): I know.
379
00:20:10,886 --> 00:20:14,229
And I saw Jabba the Hutt
riding by on a motorcycle.
380
00:20:15,074 --> 00:20:18,405
Although that was right after
the Tasing, so who can say for sure?
381
00:20:19,983 --> 00:20:22,563
I-I guess this could count
as an adventure.
382
00:20:22,576 --> 00:20:24,103
It was.
383
00:20:24,116 --> 00:20:26,817
And even though we're
not allowed back there,
384
00:20:26,823 --> 00:20:29,137
they can never take
today away from us.
385
00:20:29,831 --> 00:20:34,284
Unlike my sense of smell, which
hasn't returned since the Tasing.
386
00:20:35,845 --> 00:20:37,011
(sniffs)
387
00:20:37,024 --> 00:20:38,884
No, I got nothing.
388
00:20:45,460 --> 00:20:48,567
(panting): Amy, the Daleks
are right on my tail!
389
00:20:48,573 --> 00:20:50,880
Quick, we need to reset
the time circuits.
390
00:20:50,893 --> 00:20:54,209
Oh, no, I left my sonic
screwdriver behind.
391
00:20:58,730 --> 00:21:00,785
Really should have
thought this through.
392
00:21:00,810 --> 00:21:07,310
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