1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,500 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:01,871 --> 00:00:05,841 - You got any money? - I never have any money. 3 00:00:08,911 --> 00:00:11,213 How do we make money immediately? 4 00:00:11,215 --> 00:00:13,181 What we need is a Bat Mitzvah! 5 00:00:14,884 --> 00:00:16,718 Are there any special requirements? 6 00:00:16,720 --> 00:00:20,188 Yeah, and I'm thinking it's gonna need to be you. 7 00:00:20,190 --> 00:00:20,837 Get out! 8 00:00:20,868 --> 00:00:23,425 You guys have been sitting in that window all day. 9 00:00:23,427 --> 00:00:24,693 You know what's great about a window? 10 00:00:24,695 --> 00:00:26,962 There's a world outside. Go there. 11 00:00:31,634 --> 00:00:33,468 It looks fakey. 12 00:00:34,971 --> 00:00:36,538 Get out of my house. 13 00:00:38,274 --> 00:00:39,908 Why don't I get a Bat Mitzvah? 14 00:00:39,910 --> 00:00:43,612 - What's your Hebrew name? - Riley Matthews. 15 00:00:43,614 --> 00:00:45,280 There you go. 16 00:00:45,282 --> 00:00:47,649 What do you want a Bat Mitzvah for? 17 00:00:47,651 --> 00:00:50,218 There comes a time in a young woman's life 18 00:00:50,220 --> 00:00:53,221 when she just wants to sit in a room and open envelopes. 19 00:00:53,223 --> 00:00:56,691 Riley, do you even know what this holy rite of passage is about? 20 00:00:56,693 --> 00:00:59,027 Yes. This holy rite of passage 21 00:00:59,029 --> 00:01:03,331 is about 12 hours before you open the envelopes. 22 00:01:03,333 --> 00:01:05,300 What do you need money for? 23 00:01:05,302 --> 00:01:06,935 - Buy stuff. - Specifically. 24 00:01:06,937 --> 00:01:09,638 Buy stuff for me-e-e. 25 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:11,339 Money needs to be worked for. 26 00:01:11,341 --> 00:01:13,408 It's pretty hard to come up with a scheme 27 00:01:13,410 --> 00:01:15,844 when all you've got is the clothes on your back, isn't it? 28 00:01:26,456 --> 00:01:30,392 We'd like to sell all of our clothes, please! 29 00:01:37,967 --> 00:01:40,969 Well, you have certainly come to the right place. 30 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:39,828 Okay, whatever she says, we're gonna triple it. 31 00:02:39,830 --> 00:02:42,097 We go triple, she hits us back with double, we take it and run, all right? 32 00:02:42,099 --> 00:02:45,033 I'm in charge here, just like I let you be in charge at the candy store, right? 33 00:02:45,035 --> 00:02:46,968 Right. Triple the gummies, double the jellies 34 00:02:46,970 --> 00:02:50,071 and pay whatever they say, because it's candy. 35 00:02:53,109 --> 00:02:56,678 - Only I talk. - I'm sure that's best. 36 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:59,114 Oh, honey, I feel so bad you bought that in the first place. 37 00:02:59,116 --> 00:03:01,550 I mean, it's not even a color. Look. 38 00:03:01,552 --> 00:03:04,085 I could give you 10 bucks for it, 'cause maybe we'll sell it for 15. 39 00:03:04,087 --> 00:03:05,987 But how about I'll give you 12? 40 00:03:05,989 --> 00:03:07,923 'Cause, say, the next girl who walks through the door 41 00:03:07,925 --> 00:03:10,926 is going to an ugly dress party, right? An optimist is what I am. 42 00:03:10,928 --> 00:03:13,962 So you give me that, I give you 12 bucks right now. 43 00:03:13,964 --> 00:03:15,764 You give me that. 44 00:03:17,867 --> 00:03:20,001 You're welcome. 45 00:03:20,003 --> 00:03:21,469 Your turn. 46 00:03:21,471 --> 00:03:23,538 - Triple, double, run. - Yes, ma'am. 47 00:03:23,540 --> 00:03:24,407 - 'Sup? - 'Sup? 48 00:03:24,438 --> 00:03:26,730 Give you 38 bucks, the whole thing right now. 49 00:03:26,761 --> 00:03:27,876 We'll take triple. 50 00:03:27,878 --> 00:03:32,881 Now you go up to 76, because that's double, and we'll take it. 51 00:03:34,116 --> 00:03:35,584 - 38. - No. 52 00:03:35,586 --> 00:03:37,552 - 38. - She's not doing this right. 53 00:03:37,554 --> 00:03:40,422 - 24. - What say we keep this between you and me? 54 00:03:40,424 --> 00:03:42,090 - What say. - You offered 38. 55 00:03:42,092 --> 00:03:44,159 It's worth double. You know it, I know it. 56 00:03:44,161 --> 00:03:46,094 - You know it? - I do candy. 57 00:03:46,096 --> 00:03:48,163 - I had a friend like her once. - What happened? 58 00:03:48,165 --> 00:03:51,933 - One day she floated away like a balloon. - I hold on tight. 59 00:03:51,935 --> 00:03:54,002 Will you go 42 bucks? 60 00:03:54,004 --> 00:03:56,071 Will you buy this dress here? 61 00:03:58,641 --> 00:04:00,208 Is that even a color? 62 00:04:05,181 --> 00:04:11,019 This is the color of dreams, unicorns ballet-dancing on a cloud. 63 00:04:11,021 --> 00:04:14,923 This is the color of a hug, if that hug was given 64 00:04:14,925 --> 00:04:19,494 by everybody in the world at once, puppies. 65 00:04:21,097 --> 00:04:24,899 The angels call this color imaginatia. 66 00:04:28,871 --> 00:04:30,972 Can I please talk now? 67 00:04:30,974 --> 00:04:33,508 Do you have something to say that won't hurt us? 68 00:04:33,510 --> 00:04:36,011 I must have that dress. 69 00:04:36,013 --> 00:04:39,981 Well, at least there's nothing worse you could possibly say. 70 00:04:39,983 --> 00:04:42,817 Do you take this credit card my mom gave me for emergencies 71 00:04:42,819 --> 00:04:45,954 with a $500 limit on it? Because I need a dress for the spring formal, 72 00:04:45,956 --> 00:04:48,156 and I want that one. No other one but that one. 73 00:04:48,158 --> 00:04:50,158 So how much for this dress of hope? 74 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:52,227 Riley, she's a shark. She knows you want the dress. 75 00:04:52,229 --> 00:04:54,095 We're not gonna be able to afford any other clothes. 76 00:04:54,097 --> 00:04:58,867 Well, I am shocked and offended that you think so little of me. 77 00:04:58,869 --> 00:05:00,869 Oh no. 78 00:05:00,871 --> 00:05:04,072 Riley, I will let you have this dress 79 00:05:04,074 --> 00:05:06,675 for $50, if you say yes right this second. 80 00:05:06,677 --> 00:05:08,009 - Y... - A hundred. 81 00:05:08,011 --> 00:05:08,339 - Uh... - 200. 82 00:05:08,370 --> 00:05:09,571 - I think the numbers are going up. - 240. 83 00:05:09,602 --> 00:05:12,120 I think that they are going up because they keep on going up, 84 00:05:12,151 --> 00:05:15,671 because I'm not saying yes, and they're going up and up. 85 00:05:15,702 --> 00:05:16,551 99... 86 00:05:16,553 --> 00:05:18,787 - Nine... and up - And... what is happening? 87 00:05:18,789 --> 00:05:20,889 - 300. - Deal. 88 00:05:20,891 --> 00:05:24,092 300, because it was going to be more, wasn't it? 89 00:05:24,094 --> 00:05:26,494 Yeah, could have been. Yeah. 90 00:05:26,496 --> 00:05:27,896 Ha-ha! 91 00:05:27,898 --> 00:05:29,164 Huhh-huhh. 92 00:05:31,567 --> 00:05:33,968 Do you have any shoes that go with imaginatia? 93 00:05:33,970 --> 00:05:36,905 Oh, she is just the gift that just keeps giving, isn't she? 94 00:05:38,107 --> 00:05:40,175 How much for the shoes? Yes! 95 00:05:50,286 --> 00:05:52,020 We sold all of our clothes. 96 00:05:52,022 --> 00:05:54,589 My parents can never know about this. 97 00:05:54,591 --> 00:05:56,291 Are you out of your minds? 98 00:05:57,626 --> 00:05:58,287 Okay. 99 00:05:58,318 --> 00:06:00,929 We got ourselves into this. We'll get ourselves out. 100 00:06:00,931 --> 00:06:03,698 Yeah, that's a way to go... stubborn in the face of stupid. 101 00:06:05,067 --> 00:06:07,168 It's the only road I know. 102 00:06:07,170 --> 00:06:10,071 - There's another road. - There is no other road. See? 103 00:06:10,073 --> 00:06:12,240 There's another road. It lies at the corner of 104 00:06:12,242 --> 00:06:14,776 "young and vulnerable" and "ask for help." 105 00:06:14,778 --> 00:06:16,111 I don't live there. 106 00:06:16,113 --> 00:06:17,746 You live there. 107 00:06:17,748 --> 00:06:19,914 Can you come up with something to get us out of this? 108 00:06:28,758 --> 00:06:31,126 Daddy, please help us. We need you. 109 00:06:31,128 --> 00:06:33,628 We made a mistake. 110 00:06:33,630 --> 00:06:36,264 Yeah, this is working. This will work every time with me. 111 00:06:36,266 --> 00:06:39,701 It's great. I could never say something so desperate. 112 00:06:39,703 --> 00:06:42,570 You'd rather face my mother Topanga? 113 00:06:48,310 --> 00:06:49,811 Daddy, please help us. 114 00:06:49,813 --> 00:06:51,780 We need you. We made a mistake. 115 00:06:51,782 --> 00:06:56,184 Okay, okay, all right. Listen, clearly you both were taken advantage of. 116 00:06:56,186 --> 00:06:59,220 Now we're gonna see how Cory Matthews responds 117 00:06:59,222 --> 00:07:02,123 when the people he cares about are taken advantage of. 118 00:07:02,125 --> 00:07:04,125 Are you ever gonna do this again? 119 00:07:04,127 --> 00:07:05,360 - No. - Yes. 120 00:07:05,362 --> 00:07:07,595 Okay, let's go anyway. 121 00:07:14,804 --> 00:07:17,138 All right, girls, now who's talking? 122 00:07:17,140 --> 00:07:19,641 - You are. - Who's not talking? 123 00:07:20,743 --> 00:07:22,811 Well done. Now let's watch what happens 124 00:07:22,813 --> 00:07:25,146 when someone who knows his way around the block 125 00:07:25,148 --> 00:07:28,383 come ridin' to the rescue of you two damsels in distress. 126 00:07:28,385 --> 00:07:31,052 All right, who is the big, bad salesgirl 127 00:07:31,054 --> 00:07:33,621 who took advantage of my little damsels? 128 00:07:33,623 --> 00:07:35,056 I don't know. Who is the hip, handsome young guy 129 00:07:35,058 --> 00:07:37,192 who seems way too cool to be their dad? 130 00:07:43,866 --> 00:07:45,333 What? 131 00:07:46,902 --> 00:07:51,105 I'm sorry. I just mean, how are you possibly not made up in euro retro 132 00:07:51,107 --> 00:07:54,008 with accents of Timberlake, since you have matching bodies? 133 00:07:57,046 --> 00:07:59,848 I don't know. I am Timberlake! 134 00:07:59,850 --> 00:08:02,650 You know how many times I've driven past his billboard 135 00:08:02,652 --> 00:08:04,652 and thought, "it's me!" 136 00:08:04,654 --> 00:08:07,722 But no one's ever said it out loud before but you. 137 00:08:07,724 --> 00:08:09,057 And now that I've said it? 138 00:08:09,059 --> 00:08:11,726 It feels right. 139 00:08:11,728 --> 00:08:13,928 Come on, let's dress me up. 140 00:08:40,356 --> 00:08:45,226 Okay, a lot of bad stuff went down in the last hour. 141 00:08:45,228 --> 00:08:47,195 What is wrong with you people? 142 00:08:47,197 --> 00:08:51,866 The only good thing that came out of this is that I'm bringing sexy back. 143 00:08:53,836 --> 00:08:56,304 - Mom's gonna know. - She'll never know. 144 00:08:56,306 --> 00:08:58,973 I'm only wearing this with Shawn. 145 00:09:00,876 --> 00:09:04,078 Are you out of your... 146 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:05,346 Minds? 147 00:09:12,821 --> 00:09:14,255 Minds? 148 00:09:16,292 --> 00:09:17,892 You. 149 00:09:17,894 --> 00:09:19,227 Yeah, okay. 150 00:09:34,843 --> 00:09:37,912 Okay, I am going to give you one opportunity 151 00:09:37,914 --> 00:09:42,350 to tell me how it is possible that you spent, what, 80? 152 00:09:42,352 --> 00:09:46,087 90 dollars between the two of you? 153 00:09:46,089 --> 00:09:48,423 Okay, this is gonna be really bad. 154 00:09:48,425 --> 00:09:51,893 How much was that dress? 155 00:09:51,895 --> 00:09:59,895 50, 100, 299, nine, up, nine, up, nine, up, 300. 156 00:10:01,804 --> 00:10:04,872 Riley, the credit card was for emergencies. 157 00:10:04,874 --> 00:10:06,107 I made that very clear. 158 00:10:06,109 --> 00:10:09,510 When is buying a dress ever an emergency? 159 00:10:10,546 --> 00:10:13,281 When... 160 00:10:13,283 --> 00:10:17,218 You... have sold 161 00:10:17,220 --> 00:10:19,354 the rest of your clothes. 162 00:10:21,023 --> 00:10:22,523 - Maya. - I got beat, okay? 163 00:10:22,525 --> 00:10:24,492 Demolition girl's better than me, okay? 164 00:10:24,494 --> 00:10:27,061 I mean, she's a pro. We all know Riley's a chump. 165 00:10:27,063 --> 00:10:29,530 - Hey! - There's an astronaut riding a horse. 166 00:10:32,267 --> 00:10:35,536 But this salesgirl's the greatest scam artist I've ever seen. 167 00:10:35,538 --> 00:10:36,871 Cory? 168 00:10:36,873 --> 00:10:41,442 I'm still not convinced this outfit isn't working for me. 169 00:10:43,379 --> 00:10:45,847 Let me assure you. 170 00:10:45,849 --> 00:10:48,583 Well, then there's $1200 I'm never getting back. 171 00:11:08,170 --> 00:11:12,907 If I'm you, I leave right now while I still have the clothes on my back. 172 00:11:12,909 --> 00:11:16,010 You just inhibited trade. I could have you arrested. 173 00:11:16,012 --> 00:11:18,146 Please try. Topanga Matthews. 174 00:11:18,148 --> 00:11:20,148 I'm a partner at Elliot, brown and Montgomery. 175 00:11:20,150 --> 00:11:23,284 - This could be fun. - Oh, it will be. 176 00:11:23,286 --> 00:11:25,386 - What's your name? - Aubrey Macavoy. 177 00:11:25,388 --> 00:11:29,023 Well, Aubrey, according to municipal statute CP 64... 178 00:11:29,025 --> 00:11:31,559 "CP" standing for "consumer protection," 179 00:11:31,561 --> 00:11:35,129 one has seven days for merchandise return and full refund. 180 00:11:35,131 --> 00:11:38,633 This statute covers everybody, including my innocent, trusting daughter 181 00:11:38,635 --> 00:11:40,234 and my husband the dope. 182 00:11:40,236 --> 00:11:41,936 He's cute. 183 00:11:41,938 --> 00:11:42,732 Thanks. 184 00:11:42,763 --> 00:11:45,907 How long did it take you to stuff him into that t-shirt? 185 00:11:45,909 --> 00:11:48,076 I'm never doing that again. 186 00:11:48,078 --> 00:11:50,311 See, the thing about the law is, 187 00:11:50,313 --> 00:11:52,246 it protects the naive and simple from criminals 188 00:11:52,248 --> 00:11:54,248 who hide behind a sales counter. 189 00:11:54,250 --> 00:11:57,618 All right, you're just upset about my taking advantage of your daughter. 190 00:11:57,620 --> 00:11:59,987 No, I'm still talking about my husband. 191 00:12:01,290 --> 00:12:04,025 For my daughter, I'm coming after you personally. 192 00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:07,562 - Turn your head slightly to the right. - It's not gonna work on me. 193 00:12:07,564 --> 00:12:09,230 I just want you to see the sign. 194 00:12:13,168 --> 00:12:15,203 It's all used merchandise. 195 00:12:15,205 --> 00:12:18,172 The sign's too small and can be easily missed, your honor. 196 00:12:18,174 --> 00:12:21,242 Please prosecute the offender to the full extent of the law. 197 00:12:21,244 --> 00:12:25,113 Hold up, your honor. Turn your head slightly to the left. 198 00:12:28,150 --> 00:12:30,251 Will you look at that? 199 00:12:30,253 --> 00:12:33,321 See, my favorite municipal code is 424... 200 00:12:33,323 --> 00:12:35,623 no one shall prevent a store merchant 201 00:12:35,625 --> 00:12:38,192 from the active pursuit of commerce according to law, 202 00:12:38,194 --> 00:12:40,561 which I make sure I stay just under the radar of. 203 00:12:43,632 --> 00:12:46,434 Nice playing with ya. 204 00:12:46,436 --> 00:12:50,004 You know, you'd make a pretty good lawyer 205 00:12:50,006 --> 00:12:52,173 if you weren't such a little criminal. 206 00:12:54,943 --> 00:12:56,310 How do you live with yourself? 207 00:12:58,113 --> 00:12:58,920 Like this. 208 00:12:58,951 --> 00:13:02,150 I'm gonna own this store one day. And when I do, 209 00:13:02,152 --> 00:13:05,219 I'm gonna hire someone just like your daughter's friend to be the next me. 210 00:13:05,221 --> 00:13:07,321 I think she's got potential, don't you? 211 00:13:07,323 --> 00:13:10,224 Maya? No, Maya will never be like you. 212 00:13:10,226 --> 00:13:11,692 - Think so? - No. 213 00:13:11,694 --> 00:13:14,996 She's got my daughter as a good influence. 214 00:13:14,998 --> 00:13:17,465 I want to speak to your manager. 215 00:13:17,467 --> 00:13:21,502 You know what? I can do better than that. 216 00:13:21,504 --> 00:13:23,271 How about I bring the owners out here? 217 00:13:23,273 --> 00:13:25,673 Ron! Hillary! 218 00:13:25,675 --> 00:13:27,508 What happened to you? 219 00:13:27,510 --> 00:13:30,111 Didn't you have any good influences growing up? 220 00:13:32,381 --> 00:13:35,016 Yeah, I had these two right here. 221 00:13:35,018 --> 00:13:38,019 Ron, Hillary, the nice lawyer lady has a complaint 222 00:13:38,021 --> 00:13:40,254 about how I took advantage of her husband and daughter. 223 00:13:40,256 --> 00:13:43,424 - How much advantage? - $1700. 224 00:13:43,426 --> 00:13:46,127 Nice. 225 00:13:46,129 --> 00:13:48,296 No, I don't think you understand. 226 00:13:48,298 --> 00:13:50,631 Let me see if I do. Your daughter comes in, 227 00:13:50,633 --> 00:13:53,668 eyes the size of saucers, looking for quick, easy money. 228 00:13:53,670 --> 00:13:57,271 We buy her clothes for cheap, we sell her our clothes for not cheap, 229 00:13:57,273 --> 00:14:01,275 which keeps our clothes cool in all the saucer eyes of the current generation. 230 00:14:04,112 --> 00:14:05,413 These people are terrible. 231 00:14:06,515 --> 00:14:09,483 Do your parents know you work in a place like this? 232 00:14:09,485 --> 00:14:13,321 Mom, dad, I work in a place like this. 233 00:14:24,099 --> 00:14:25,600 - We've lost. - She beat us. 234 00:14:25,602 --> 00:14:28,736 - We got crushed. - I don't like it very much. 235 00:14:30,672 --> 00:14:32,406 Have I let you down? 236 00:14:33,508 --> 00:14:36,410 No, peaches. 237 00:14:39,147 --> 00:14:41,415 How could you ever let me down? 238 00:14:44,286 --> 00:14:47,455 What kind of a bad influence am I on you if I let another bad influence be 239 00:14:47,457 --> 00:14:50,324 a better bad influence than me in your eyes? 240 00:14:55,831 --> 00:14:57,632 Hey. 241 00:14:57,634 --> 00:15:02,737 I will never have a better worse influence than you. 242 00:15:02,739 --> 00:15:05,139 Thanks. 243 00:15:05,141 --> 00:15:08,242 You will always be my favorite chump. 244 00:15:08,244 --> 00:15:10,077 Thanks. 245 00:15:16,218 --> 00:15:19,142 Would I still be your favorite even if I wasn't a chump? 246 00:15:19,173 --> 00:15:22,556 You will always be my favorite, no matter what you are. 247 00:15:22,558 --> 00:15:24,625 Okay, good. 248 00:15:24,627 --> 00:15:27,495 Because I may have to not be a chump for a minute. 249 00:15:29,331 --> 00:15:31,399 But then you will again? 250 00:15:31,401 --> 00:15:33,668 - I know you secretly like it. - I do. 251 00:15:41,311 --> 00:15:43,411 Demolition. All sales final. 252 00:15:43,413 --> 00:15:47,381 You the pretty little redhead with the jazz singer voice? 253 00:15:47,383 --> 00:15:48,223 Yeah, this is... 254 00:15:51,587 --> 00:15:56,390 You bought a uniquely colorful dress yesterday from my daughter. 255 00:15:56,392 --> 00:15:58,759 Paid a fair price, I'm sure. 256 00:15:58,761 --> 00:16:00,428 All sales final. 257 00:16:00,430 --> 00:16:04,298 Well, that's a shame, because the dress is an heirloom. 258 00:16:04,300 --> 00:16:07,268 Been in my family for generations. I must have it back. 259 00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:10,771 I would pay you... $2500 for it. 260 00:16:12,274 --> 00:16:13,841 $4000, and it's yours. 261 00:16:15,511 --> 00:16:17,411 Aren't you a savvy little businesswoman? 262 00:16:17,413 --> 00:16:19,280 I don't like you at all. 263 00:16:19,282 --> 00:16:22,183 Yeah, I get that a lot. 264 00:16:22,185 --> 00:16:26,253 Look, I'll have to get the dress back here, 'cause it's at the cleaner's. 265 00:16:26,255 --> 00:16:28,589 If I'm paying $4,000, 266 00:16:28,591 --> 00:16:32,326 you have it back at the store by 5:00 today. 267 00:16:32,328 --> 00:16:33,861 It'll be here. 268 00:16:33,863 --> 00:16:35,663 Really look forward to meeting you. 269 00:16:35,665 --> 00:16:38,566 Mm-hmm, the feeling is mutual, I'm sure. 270 00:16:55,717 --> 00:16:57,752 So you had a change of heart? 271 00:16:57,754 --> 00:17:00,254 What can I say? You affected me. 272 00:17:00,256 --> 00:17:03,424 If you don't want the dress, the right thing to do is to cancel the charge. 273 00:17:03,426 --> 00:17:05,459 So we'll give you the dress and you'll credit the card? 274 00:17:05,461 --> 00:17:07,361 $300 for the dress. 275 00:17:07,363 --> 00:17:10,398 - And $200 for the shoes. - Wait a minute. 276 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:12,533 And $1200 for my father's stuff. 277 00:17:12,535 --> 00:17:14,301 No, we're just talking about the dress. 278 00:17:14,303 --> 00:17:16,270 No, you're just talking about the dress. 279 00:17:16,272 --> 00:17:19,774 I'm talking about we also get our clothes back. 280 00:17:19,776 --> 00:17:22,209 Well, what's gotten into you? 281 00:17:22,211 --> 00:17:23,611 What has gotten into you? 282 00:17:25,947 --> 00:17:28,416 Okay, I don't see the t-shirt here. 283 00:17:28,418 --> 00:17:31,485 I can't get it off. It's part of my body now. 284 00:17:33,388 --> 00:17:34,989 How are y'all doing? 285 00:17:42,331 --> 00:17:44,432 It's 5:00. You got my dress? 286 00:17:44,434 --> 00:17:46,333 Hey, aren't you Evelyn rand? 287 00:17:46,335 --> 00:17:47,735 Yeah, you got my dress? 288 00:17:47,737 --> 00:17:49,437 Hey, aren't you, like, a billionaire? 289 00:17:49,439 --> 00:17:51,372 Yeah, just like one. You got my dress? 290 00:17:53,341 --> 00:17:54,842 Not her dress. 291 00:17:54,844 --> 00:17:56,444 - It's still... - Deal. 292 00:17:56,446 --> 00:18:00,347 Shoes, your father's stuff, and the dress. 293 00:18:00,349 --> 00:18:04,985 Now you guys get all of your old stuff, and we are done with each other. 294 00:18:07,689 --> 00:18:10,324 Yeah, I got your dress. 295 00:18:10,326 --> 00:18:12,426 You got my $5,000? 296 00:18:12,428 --> 00:18:13,794 $4,000, wasn't it? 297 00:18:13,796 --> 00:18:16,263 It was before you were Evelyn rand. 298 00:18:16,265 --> 00:18:17,698 Now you are. Now it's five. 299 00:18:23,939 --> 00:18:27,541 Ooh, you're right. She's a real hoot. 300 00:18:27,543 --> 00:18:29,710 Wait, wait, you know her? 301 00:18:29,712 --> 00:18:32,379 These two? Oh, yeah. 302 00:18:32,381 --> 00:18:34,748 They're my old pals. 303 00:18:34,750 --> 00:18:36,383 You did this? 304 00:18:36,385 --> 00:18:39,420 I might have made a little phone call, yeah. 305 00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:42,934 A pretty good scam for a chump. 306 00:18:42,965 --> 00:18:46,760 Well, I have the best possible bad influence, don't I? 307 00:18:46,762 --> 00:18:47,995 You did great. 308 00:18:47,997 --> 00:18:50,598 Oh, it ain't over yet. 309 00:18:52,534 --> 00:18:55,402 I'd like to speak to the owners, please. 310 00:18:55,404 --> 00:18:58,372 - I don't see where that's... - Owners, please! 311 00:18:58,374 --> 00:19:00,441 What is going on out here? 312 00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:02,476 All sales final. 313 00:19:02,478 --> 00:19:05,479 Aren't you Evelyn billionaire? 314 00:19:05,481 --> 00:19:06,647 Yeah. 315 00:19:06,649 --> 00:19:10,417 How much do you want for this whole place? 316 00:19:10,419 --> 00:19:12,753 Oh, this place is not for sale. 317 00:19:12,755 --> 00:19:14,822 Oh, that's cute. 318 00:19:14,824 --> 00:19:20,461 You believe there's a thing not for sale, you savvy little businesswoman. 319 00:19:20,463 --> 00:19:22,763 Well, you know what I'm gonna do? 320 00:19:22,765 --> 00:19:26,100 I'm just gonna write a number on this little piece of paper, 321 00:19:26,102 --> 00:19:30,404 and we're just gonna see what's for sale. 322 00:19:30,406 --> 00:19:33,941 No matter what number she writes, do not react. 323 00:19:33,943 --> 00:19:35,442 Have I ever reacted? 324 00:19:35,444 --> 00:19:37,344 Not to me. 325 00:19:37,346 --> 00:19:39,780 It doesn't matter what number you write, 326 00:19:39,782 --> 00:19:42,416 because this place is all going to be mine someday. 327 00:19:42,418 --> 00:19:43,651 Right? 328 00:19:43,653 --> 00:19:45,586 Right, except... 329 00:19:45,588 --> 00:19:49,423 It's not our place anymore. 330 00:19:49,425 --> 00:19:52,793 You are terrible people. 331 00:19:52,795 --> 00:19:55,462 Wait, so you're not buying the store? 332 00:19:55,464 --> 00:19:57,498 Please, I got closets bigger than this. 333 00:19:58,833 --> 00:20:00,668 You guys would have just sold me out. 334 00:20:00,670 --> 00:20:03,437 I think we're all disappointed here. 335 00:20:04,673 --> 00:20:06,540 Back to work, dear. 336 00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:14,448 You know, the dress really does brings out your eyes. 337 00:20:15,584 --> 00:20:17,518 Not those eyes. 338 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,720 Look at me. 339 00:20:19,722 --> 00:20:24,091 I'm not buying anything you're selling, and neither will anybody else, 340 00:20:24,093 --> 00:20:26,760 except the kids you're taking advantage of. 341 00:20:26,762 --> 00:20:27,861 Yeah. 342 00:20:27,863 --> 00:20:29,930 - And dopes. - Yeah. 343 00:20:31,466 --> 00:20:34,168 Wake up. Be better than what you are. 344 00:20:35,604 --> 00:20:37,471 How'd you get to be who you are? 345 00:20:37,473 --> 00:20:40,608 By knowing what goes around comes around, 346 00:20:40,610 --> 00:20:43,844 and that all sales are definitely not final. 347 00:20:43,846 --> 00:20:46,447 And the most important thing... 348 00:20:49,417 --> 00:20:55,623 I got friends who I can depend on and who can depend on me. 349 00:20:55,625 --> 00:20:58,192 My little dollies, you call me anytime you want, 350 00:20:58,194 --> 00:21:01,061 and you keep on being who you are. 351 00:21:03,131 --> 00:21:05,099 Are we still who we are? 352 00:21:05,101 --> 00:21:07,468 You're not such a bad influence. 353 00:21:07,470 --> 00:21:10,504 Thanks. You're not such a chump. 354 00:21:10,506 --> 00:21:11,605 Thanks. 355 00:21:12,774 --> 00:21:14,875 There's an astronaut on a horse. 356 00:21:14,877 --> 00:21:17,211 I don't fall for that anymore. 357 00:21:20,048 --> 00:21:21,849 Do you see it, too? 358 00:21:24,719 --> 00:21:26,453 It's beautiful. 359 00:21:26,455 --> 00:21:29,456 We must have it. How much is it? 360 00:21:29,458 --> 00:21:32,926 Well, this is one of a kind. 361 00:21:34,129 --> 00:21:35,696 And so are you. 362 00:21:35,698 --> 00:21:38,499 It's yours. 363 00:22:03,925 --> 00:22:06,060 You really think I could become a good lawyer? 364 00:22:06,062 --> 00:22:10,531 You've got skills, but you use your skills against people. 365 00:22:10,533 --> 00:22:13,734 I use my skills to help people have a voice. 366 00:22:13,736 --> 00:22:17,538 You want to be a good lawyer, first you gotta be a good person. 367 00:22:17,540 --> 00:22:19,206 Do you want to be a good person? 368 00:22:19,208 --> 00:22:21,642 How would I do that? 369 00:22:21,644 --> 00:22:26,513 Well, first you find a friend like her, and never let her float away. 370 00:22:28,950 --> 00:22:30,818 Can we talk about it? 371 00:22:30,820 --> 00:22:33,520 I could maybe use some new influences. 372 00:22:34,255 --> 00:22:37,224 Oh, we have a great place to talk. 373 00:22:38,159 --> 00:22:39,827 Yeah. 374 00:22:39,829 --> 00:22:42,529 And we can stay there as long as you want. 375 00:22:49,270 --> 00:22:52,272 Auggie, do you think that look worked for me? 376 00:22:54,109 --> 00:22:56,877 Yes, Mr. Timberlake.