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{pos(107.847,271.636)}原創翻譯 雙語字幕
{pos(193.2,89.2)}翻譯 Ryann
{an1}翻譯 mole
{an1}翻譯 杏仁斯嘉麗
{an1}翻譯 showery
{pos(189,177.2)}翻譯 Timothy
{an1}翻譯 桃子不吃肉
{an1}翻譯 吸吸粒呀
{an1}{pos(55.8,88.4)}翻譯 也也貝
{an1}校對 ellaxinxin
{an1}{pos(30.6,247.6)}校對 ellaxinxin
{an1}時間軸 姜姜
{an1}{pos(200.4,114)}時間軸 西·查
{an1}時間軸 啾啾啾
{an1}時間軸 紙袋
{pos(189.6,267.6)}后期 Sung
{pos(210,90)}總監 小早
{pos(217.8,154)}監女 獄子
{pos(150.6,227.6)}第四季 第二集
拜托 Come on!
滾吧 媽的 Go. Fuck!
-沒搞錯吧 -你想讓我怎么辦 - Seriously? - What you want me to do?
外面他媽的像狂歡節一樣 It's like a fucking carnaval out there.
那也不代表我們要跟動物一樣 That don't mean we gotta behave like animals.
你覺得動物還在乎口腔衛生嗎 You think animals got oral hygiene?
我討厭所有人 I hate everybody.
我們不能被這打垮 We ain't gonna let this take us down.
聽到我說的了嗎 You hear me?
-我們要反抗 -你是蠢嗎 - We're gonna fight it. - Are you stupid?
進入寄養程序的孩子 Kids that go into the system
就像被沖進廁所的金魚 is like flushin' a goldfish down the toilet.
他們是"游"不回來的 They don't swim back up.
這種事我經歷的多了 Well, I've had more than my share of toilets
不管是屎尿還是死金魚 reversing their shit and piss
我都能讓它們重新回來 and dead goldfish all over my bathroom floor.
你就回來了 不是嗎 I got you back, didn't I?
你那次走運是因為那社工死了 You got lucky once because the caseworker died,
臨時工又喝多了伏特加 and the temp spiked her Big Gulp with vodka.
但現在我們不認識這社工 我們在監獄 But now, we don't know the caseworker. We're in jail.
你覺得我們能怎么辦 How do you think this plays?
如果他媽的本尼特沒掉鏈子 You know, if fucking Bennett wouldn't have lost his balls--
這都是你的錯 This is your fault.
你非得這么干嗎 You just had to, huh?
把我的孩子從那女人手里奪走 Snatch my baby from a lady that would've bought her organic,
她本可給她買有機食物 鋼琴課和木玩具 and piano lessons, and toys made out of wood.
聽著 凱撒要出去了 Listen, Cesar's gonna get out,
他會解決的 and he's gonna fix this.
-他打了兩個警察 -拜托 - He punched two cops. - Please.
我見過他躲過了謀殺罪 I seen him beat a murder rap
警察可是在他褲子里找到了槍 where they found the gun in his pants.
他那流氓表哥 多拉羅 His sharky cousin, Duardo,
找了個猶太人為大家開罪 got a Jew who raps everyone in the game.
我跟你說 最多一周凱撒就能出去 Cesar will be back on the street in like a week, I'm telling you.
好吧 我想我沒什么好擔心的了 Cool. I guess I don't have nothin' to worry about.
我不是說這會很輕松 I'm not saying it's gonna be easy.
我是說我們還有籌碼 我們還活著 I'm saying we still got cards. We're alive.
別自欺欺人 And don't kid yourself.
小孩子討厭木玩具 Babies hate wood toys.
他們要是弄不出噪音就不會玩兒 They don't make noise or nothing.
那都是些雅皮士的垃圾 That's some yuppie bullshit.
-早上好 -德懷特 - Morning. - Dwight.
我很高興你在這里 I'm glad you're here.
原來我們 但主要是你 Turns out we, but mostly you,
有個大問題 have a very big problem.
太尷尬了 我昨晚又那樣了是嗎 Oh, good gobsmackers, I did it again last night, didn't I?
如果你指的是 If you mean your impression
一堆大理石被扔進烘干機的效果 of a sack of marbles being dumped in a dryer,
那么是的 你做到了 then, yes, you did it.
他媽的連續六小時 For six fucking hours straight.
太抱歉了 瑞澤尼科夫女士 I am so sorry, Mrs. Reznikov.
這真是太尷尬了 這是我最大的困擾 Ugh, this is so embarrassing. It's my greatest affliction.
我想說你可不是昨晚受折磨的那個人 Mmm, I'm gonna say you weren't the afflicted one last night, no?
你睡著了 You were asleep.
我知道 我知道 但你不理解 I know, I know. But you have no idea.
我試過了所有方法 I've tried everything.
那些貼在鼻子東西試過嗎 Those sticky strips for your nose?
是的 但那些對我沒用 Yes, but those don't work for me
因為問題不在我鼻子上 because the problem isn't my nose.
是因為我的小舌 It's my uvula.
我有個異常大的小舌 I have an abnormally large uvula.
當然如此 Of course you do.
萊瑞也打呼 Larry snored.
我以前把書塞在他頭部的床墊下面 I used to stick books under the top of his side of the mattress
這樣他的頭部就會保持抬高的狀態 so his head would stay elevated.
-有用嗎 -并沒有 - And that worked? - Not really.
但半顆安定片有用 我立馬就睡死了 But half an Ativan did. It knocked me right out.
如果我先睡著 就不會受到困擾 And if I was asleep first, it didn't bother me.
我猜這個情況下好像沒用 I guess that's not helpful in this situation.
不可能 That's not happening.
今天或任何一天都不行 Today or any other day.
只要等到它干了就行 It's just until it dries.
只要等到 不可能 It's just until... No!
我家不是你家 懂嗎 Mi casa is not su casa, comprende?
好吧 I mean, okay,
但它要是開始發霉 我們可都能聞到 but when it starts to grow mildew, we're both gonna smell it.
你要全方位考慮 You gotta think globally.
-給你一小時 -我們看情況吧 - You have one hour. - Let's see how it goes.
有點潮濕 你懂的 I mean, it's a little humid, you know?
不行 Uh, nope.
錯了 Error.
你的鞋子不能放在地板上 頭巾女 Your shoes can't go on that floor, scarfy.
它們是鞋子 They're shoes.
我知道 但你住在上鋪 I'm aware, but you live on the top bunk.
地板是下鋪的 The floor is a part of the bottom bunks.
點人數了 姑娘們 Count time, ladies.
動起來 Let's move it!
所以我要怎樣 掛在天花板上 So, I'm supposed to, what, hang shit off the ceiling?
你想怎么處置天花板都隨意 You free to do whatever you want with the ceiling.
那沒法過 That ain't a way to live.
我要說的是 你們來之前 Look, all I'm sayin' is, before y'all got here,
地板就是下鋪的 this floor was bottom-bunk property.
你來也不能改變這規矩 Now, you showin' your face don't change the rules.
我才不管你媽多愛你 I don't care how much your mama loves you.
不好意思打擾下 長官 Um, excuse me, sir,
我能把鞋子放在地板上嗎 is it okay if I keep my shoes on the floor?
當然可以 Sure.
好 這就是你想要的嗎 Okay, okay, that's how you want it?
現在你和托娃的梁子算是結下了 You and Tova got beef now.
首先 你不叫托娃 First of all, your name ain't Tova.
你說什么 I'm sorry?
黑人一直給自己的孩子起些瘋狂的爛名字 Black people been naming their kids some crazy shit,
但托娃可不在其中 but Tova ain't on the list.
除非V指的是五之類的意思 Unless the "V" Is, like, a five or somethin'.
這是希伯來語 It's Hebrew.
拜托 你不是猶太人 Please, you ain't no Jew.
你再說一次 賤人 You wanna say that again, bitch?
搞得像你生在卡拉奇[巴基斯坦城市]一樣 Like you was born in Karachi.
好了 人數點好了 Okay, that's it for count.
五分鐘后我們要在小教堂開會 Remember, we have a meeting in the chapel in five minutes.
你們該走起來了 Everyone should be walking.
你也是 爆炸頭 Even you, puffy head.
現在有好多墨西哥人 There's so many Mexicans now.
{an8}諷刺在家得寶停車場等活兒的墨西哥人
這里就像家得寶的停車場一樣 It's like a Home Depot parkin' lot in here.
多米尼加人 Dominicans.
如果你想種族歧視 就得準確點 If you're gonna be racist, you gotta be accurate,
不然你看上去就會很蠢 or you just look dumb.
多米尼加人是不是愛帶金鏈子 Is Dominicans the ones that wear gold chains
愛抽雪茄 游到佛羅里達的那些人 and smoke cigars and swim to Florida?
不是 No.
是不是產咖啡和可可 Is it the coffee and the coke
{an8}夏奇拉06年在世界杯足球賽閉幕式現場演唱
和唱《難以抗拒》的那些人 and the "Hips Don't Lie"?
也不是 他們話很多 常打棒球 No, they talk a lot and play baseball,
做出一副"我們才不是黑人"的姿態 and they're always like, "I'm super not black,"
{an8}多米尼加共和國和海地共處西班牙島
其實跟海地就在一個島 even though Haiti is the exact same island.
原來如此 That's right.
我討厭他們 Yeah, I hate them.
卡普托 Caputo!
早上好 女士們 Morning, ladies.
若有不認識我的 我是卡普托先生 For those of you who don't know, I am Mr. Caputo,
也是利奇菲爾德監獄活動處處長 and I am the Director of Human Activity here at Litchfield.
這位是皮斯科特拉教導管 This is CO Piscatella.
我已經請他留下 I have asked him to stay on here at camp
擔任警衛隊長一職 as our new Captain of the Guards.
我過去曾任此職 It's my old job.
-朱迪·金 -朱迪 - Judy King! - Judy!
最近大家生活的環境略有些擁擠 So... things have gotten a little crowded around here, huh?
世紀挑戰公司很清楚 We at MCC are aware
現在各位的日子不太好過 that new situations can be trying for you ladies.
所以召集這次大會好讓各位了解 So we called this meeting to let you know
有哪些措施來保證大家的舒適與安全 of the measures we're taking for your comfort and safety.
例如 院子里已經安裝了移動廁所 For instance, porta-potties have been installed out in the yard
這樣室內廁所就不會 to take some of the...
過度擁擠 strain from the bathrooms.
現在我們得在外面拉屎了 We gotta shit outside now?
另外 維護移動廁所 Side note, porta-potty maintenance will be
也會成為清潔工作的新增部分 an additional responsibility for our janitorial jobs crew.
-才不要 -太好了 - Hell, no! - Yes!
我們能分到活兒嗎 We gonna get jobs?
新犯人的工作分配目前還在等待審批 Job assignments for new inmates is still under review.
我們以后會處理這一問題 We'll get to that at a future time.
世紀挑戰公司知道 MCC realizes it can be challenging
這么多人在一起生活有一定難度 living with this many people.
但我們預想到了這點 But we thought ahead.
今天散會的時候 每人會拿到 And today, on your way out, each of you will receive...
一副免費的耳塞 a free pair of earplugs.
你逗我呢 You're kidding me, right?
朱迪·金 Judy King!
帶上這小東西 躺在床上 You just pop these babies in, lie back in your bunk,
就安靜得像在荒島上一樣 and it's... like you're on a desert island.
索菲婭·伯賽特在哪 Where is Sophia Burset?
她在哪里 Where is she?
全是放屁 卡普托 That's some bullshit, Caputo.
在這樣的過渡時期里 We also have a plan in place
我們準備了一套方案來緩解壓力 for stress management in these transitional times.
即呼吸練習 Breathing exercises.
能讓你很快放松下來 Calm you right down.
有請皮斯科特拉教導官 CO Piscatella, please.
好的 我們吸氣數到五 Okay, so... we are going to inhale on a count of five,
憋氣五個數 hold it for five,
然后呼氣數到五 好嗎 then exhale on a count of five, okay?
跟我做 Repeat after me.
我的上帝啊 Jesus Christ!
他就不能先把耳塞發給我們嗎 He couldn't have passed out the earplugs first?
抱歉 不把我說的話當回事嗎 I'm sorry, did that sound in any way optional?
呼吸練習有一天可能救你的命 Because it could save your life one day.
全體吸氣 Now... inhale!
{an8}{pos(190.8,208.8)}-我們的生活就要不一樣了 盧茨 -是已經不一樣了 - Our lives are about to change, Ruiz. - About to?
{an8}{pos(190.8,208.8)}我的浴鞋都被人偷了 Somebody already stole my shower shoes.
{an8}{pos(190.8,208.8)}看看你的四周 蠢蛋 還不明白嗎 Look around you, dumbass. Don't you get it?
{an8}{pos(190.8,208.8)}-明白什么 -現在我們的人更多 - What? - We're the majority now.
哥倫比亞販毒團伙 The Colombian cartels...
已經徹底垮了 their time is over!
現在是墨西哥人把毒品運上公路 Now, it's the Mexicans moving powder up I-90
送到我們的街區 像他媽送快遞一樣 and deliverin' it to our neighborhoods, like the fuckin' UPS guy!
他們不在乎我們 They don't care about us,
不在乎我們的家庭 they don't care about our family,
更不在乎我們的傳統 they don't care about our heritage.
他們眼里只有錢 They're all about the money.
而我們眼里只有愛 We're all about love!
{an8}{pos(192.6,224)}祖國萬歲 Homeland forever!
正因如此 我們要打垮他們 That's why we're gonna destroy 'em.
這些混蛋以為他們能掌管這座城市 These cundangos think they're gonna run our city?
你猜怎么著 Well, guess what.
矮子進監獄了 而獅子還在這里 El Chapo's in jail, but El León is still here!
多米尼加萬歲 Dominican forever!
{an8}{pos(191.4,224.8)}祖國萬歲 Homeland forever!
今天我們在此一聚的真正目的 Now, for the real reason we're here.
是為了給我寶貝女兒瑪麗亞慶祝生日 To say happy birthday to my baby girl, Maria!
來啊 瑪麗亞 Come on, Maria!
看 小公主 這都是為你準備的 See, princess? This is all for you.
大家今晚都為你而來 Everybody came out tonight for you.
-我的蛋糕 -是你的蛋糕 - My cake. -That's your cake!
親愛的 看上面寫什么了 What's that, honey? What's it say there?
-瑪麗亞 -是誰啊 - Maria! - Who's that?
{an8}生日快樂 瑪麗亞
-是我 -對了 就是你 - Me. - That's you! That's right!
生日快樂 親爸爸一口 Happy birthday. Give Daddy a kiss.
{an8}{pos(190.8,208.8)}阿萊妮思 你還是派對上最搶眼的那個 Arlenis, still the hottest girl at the party.
{an8}{pos(192,221.6)}別扯淡了 Shut your lying mouth.
{an8}{pos(192,221.6)}生日快樂 Happy Birthday.
{an8}{pos(192,221.6)}我給你做了我最拿手的肉餅呢 I made my special quipes for you.
{an8}{pos(190.2,209.6)}別 快收起來 這可是生日聚會 No. Put that away. What are you doing? It's a party.
{an8}{pos(192,221.6)}收下吧 Take it.
{an8}{pos(192,221.6)}用來治你兒子的腿 For your son's leg.
{an8}{pos(192,221.6)}做手術很貴的 Surgery is expensive.
謝謝你 獅子 Gracias, León.
{an8}{pos(192,221.6)}我們照顧自己的同胞 We take care of our people.
這個時候你該說什么 寶貝兒 What do you say, baby?
{an8}{pos(192,221.6)}祖國萬歲 Homeland forever!
對嘍 Yes!
你現在是警衛隊長了 You know, you're captain now.
大可以脫下制服 換上西裝 You can take off that uniform, put on a suit.
我更喜歡穿制服 長官 I prefer the uniform, sir.
這樣我可以隨時待命 It keeps me action-ready.
-海利 -是 先生 - Healy? -Yes, sir?
頭兒 Boss-man, sir.
聽著 我讓朱迪·金住在四號房 Listen, I put Judy King in room four.
以前住那兒的人 我給挪到五號了 Everybody who used to be in room four, I moved into room five.
你讓她住單人單間 You gave her a private room?
不 那就成特殊待遇了 No, that would be special treatment.
我是讓她住 商務房 I've given her... a business class room.
一個人住 By herself?
不是 我們會給她安排一個室友 No, we're giving her a roommate,
就像其他人那樣 like everyone else who's--
其他人都有三十九個室友 Like everyone else who has 39 roommates,
這還是平均數 but that's on an average.
你為什么要在這件事上挑我的刺 Why are you riding me on this one?
總部對這件事很苦惱 HQ has got its twat in a knot over this.
公共關系之類的 我們得讓她高興 Public relations, yada yada. We gotta keep her happy.
你是真明白我們在這兒做的事情吧 You do understand the business that we're doing here?
對 我負責的事情 Yes, the business I'm in charge of.
你得給我找到能跟她合得來的人 So you need to find me someone she can get along with.
你了解女犯人們 You know the ladies.
我正在處理八十名新犯人 喬 I'm processing 80 new inmates, Joe.
我已經夠忙的了 I got enough on my plate here.
把其他的都推掉 Well, scrape it off.
朱迪·金是你的新當務之急 Judy King is your new main course.
注意態度 海利 Watch your attitude, Healy.
世紀挑戰公司更愿意雇一個剛畢業 MCC, they love a recent college graduate
對薪水沒有要求的大學生 with no salary quote.
對 如果他停藥 Yes, if he goes off the pills,
他的蛋蛋會恢復成正常的大小 his balls might go back to a normal size,
其他東西也都會縮小 but so will everything else.
又會變成跟2009年一樣的情況 It'll be like 2009 all over again.
本尼 Benny?
是啊 Yeah.
我挺好的 I'm okay.
聽著 你得幫我做點事 Listen, papi, I need you to do something for me, all right?
你去邁克爾家 I want you to go over to Michael's
告訴他媽媽 索菲婭被關禁閉了 and tell his mom that Sophia's in the SHU.
但她沒犯任何錯 And she didn't do nothin' wrong.
不能這樣 別鬧了 Oh, that ain't right. Come on, man.
德蓋特 Hey, Doggett.
我感覺好太多了 I'm feeling a lot better.
-你還好嗎 -我很好 - How you feelin'? - I'm okay.
-癲癇發作太嚇人了 -我沒事 - That was a gnarly seizure. - I'm fine.
你真的應該好好休息 You should really make sure you're gettin' enough rest.
我讀到這樣會有幫助 我一直在研究 I read that helps. I've been readin' up.
是嗎 Yeah?
謝謝你研究 Thanks, okay, for readin'.
祝你好眠 德蓋特 Yeah, uh, good night's sleep, Doggett.
能讓你恢復身體 That'll fix you right up.
他真體貼 Well, ain't he thoughtful?
屁股也很緊實 你注意到了嗎 Got a real tight ass on him, too. Have you noticed?
讓我想起了我第二任丈夫 Reminds me of my second husband.
你真幸運 Lucky you.
說實在的 我也不知道為什么 Look, frankly, I don't know why
卡普托先生沒讓我住分配給我的鋪位 Mr. Caputo didn't leave me in my assigned bunk.
能待在那兒我就很高興 I would've been perfectly happy there.
肯定是的 Well, I'm sure you would've.
不過不得不承認 那個鋪位對你來說有點 Although, let's admit it. That bunk was a bit...
太城市[黑人]了 urban for you.
你是說黑人 You mean black?
不 我是說 Well, no, I mean,
你不會想當"黑"夜中唯一一顆明星的 you don't wanna be the only star in the night sky.
我跟黑人相處沒問題 海利先生 Oh, I have no problem with black people, Mr. Healy.
你有問題嗎 Do you?
當然沒問題了 No, of course not.
就個別來說 她們很友善 They're friendly, individually.
-但作為一個群體 -我跟所有人都合得來 - As a group, though-- - Well, I get along with everybody.
我爸曾說"朱迪能跟一只戴帽子的狗聊天" My daddy used to say, "Well, Judy will talk to a dog in a hat."
亞洲人 正相反 Asians, the other way around.
她們勤勞肯干 愛干凈 但是一對一 Hardworking people, clean, but one-on-one, they--
我跟你說說我對室友的要求 Look, let me tell you somethin' about a roommate.
她只要愛干凈而且能替人著想就可以 All I care is that she's clean and considerate.
除此之外 哪怕是從月球來的我也不介意 Beyond that, I don't care if she comes from the moon.
但是胖子不行 But, of course, no fatties,
{an8}分別指原住民和黑人
內布拉斯加人或者頭發太多的人不行 Nebraskans or anybody with too much hair.
我完全明白你的意思 I understand you perfectly.
這些黑鬼踢球像是在爭免費三明治一樣 These cocolos all over the ball like it's a free sandwich.
{an8}指加勒比地區的深膚色非裔
黑鬼 你是認真的嗎 Cocolos? For real?
我敢打賭 你的表親比他們膚色還深 I bet you got cousins darker than they are, pana.
他們不是黑人 他們是原住民 They ain't black-black. They indigenous.
都四十分鐘了比分還是零比零 Yo, the score's been zero-zero for, like, 40 minutes!
爛比賽無聊透了 This shit is boring!
這只是世界上最流行的運動而已 It's only the most popular sport in the world,
隨便你怎么說 壞脾氣鬼 but whatever, grumpy.
根本不是運動 是跑步 It's not a sport. It's running.
我們想看旅游頻道 Yeah, we wanna watch the Travel Channel.
節目會展示歐洲那些 They got a show on there about hotels in Europe
帶池濱酒吧的酒店 where they have swim-up bars.
-不行 -什么 - No. - What?
她好言好語地問了 She asked nicely!
我說"不行" 還有什么需要重播嗎 And I said, "No." You need a replay on anything else?
她又不會馬上就游到歐洲去喝酒 She ain't swimming to Euro booze no time soon anyhow.
走吧 Hey, come on.
你就任她們踐踏 You gonna let 'em step?
看看她們有多少人 走吧 Look how many there fucking are. Come on.
該死的布朗尼[深膚色人] Fuckin' brownies.
從來不落單 There ain't never just one.
{an8}{pos(190.2,223.2)}弗洛雷斯 Yo, Flores.
{an8}{pos(190.2,223.2)}你什么毛病 What's up with you?
{an8}{pos(190.2,223.2)}我們已經惹大家生氣了 Everyone's already pissed at us.
{an8}{pos(190.2,223.2)}你還像個混蛋一樣 You're acting like an asshole.
{an8}{pos(190.2,223.2)}這是世界杯預選賽 It's a World Cup qualifier.
國際足聯的歷史里 Never in the history of FIFA
多米尼加共和國隊從來都沒進過預選賽 has the Dominican Republic qualified.
{an8}{pos(190.2,223.2)}因為他們踢得爛透了 Because they stink.
{an8}{pos(189.6,209.6)}-所以搞什么 -事關民族自豪感 - So what the fuck? - It's about national pride.
去他的民族自豪感 Fuck national pride.
{an8}{pos(189.6,209.6)}-你什么毛病 -他們的教練是古巴人 - What is the matter with you? - Their coach is from Cuba!
{an8}{pos(190.2,223.2)}那不是他的錯 That's not his fault.
{an8}{pos(190.2,223.2)}你知道這些話是扯淡吧 You know it's all bullshit, right?
古巴人 波多黎各人都一樣 Like, we're all the same, Cuban, Puerto Ricans.
{an8}{pos(191.4,210.4)}我們都是印歐混血種人 我們吃大米和豆子 We're all mestizos, we all eat rice and beans.
{an8}{pos(191.4,210.4)}要是人們聽進去這些的話 就沒有戰爭了 Holy shit, when people hear about this, there will be no more war.
去你的 弗洛雷斯 Fuck you, Flores.
{an8}{pos(189.6,224.8)}你都沒法區分我們 You can't even tell us apart.
{an8}{pos(191.4,210.4)}有兩個月 你一直以為我是委內瑞拉人 You thought I was Venezuelan for like two months.
{an8}{pos(191.4,210.4)}我已經在這里待了三年 被忽視 被欺負 I've been in here three years getting ignored and shit on.
{an8}{pos(191.4,210.4)}但現在 沒人能欺負我們 But now? No one's gonna push us around.
{an8}{pos(192,224.8)}你聽見沒 You hear me?
-太蠢了 -我知道 - So stupid. - I know.
好了 All right!
-謝謝 -來吧 - Thank you. - Come on.
他們讓很多工廠頻繁地買進賣出股票 They got fucking factories churning this shit out, man.
他們把整個市場控制住了 整個國家 They got the whole market on lock, the whole country.
該死的墨西哥人 Fucking Mexicans, man.
等下 那是你爸爸嗎 Wait, is that your dad?
就像內射耶穌一樣爽 It's like cumming inside of Jesus.
我跟你說 I'm telling you.
但之后整整三天 感覺像有蟲子在我身上爬 Pero, but for three days, I felt like I had bugs all over me.
瑪麗亞 Maria.
瑪麗亞的朋友 你好嗎 Maria's friend. Que hay?
我們要學習 We gotta study.
你不打算介紹一下嗎 You're not gonna introduce us?
我叫塞麗娜 I'm Sirena.
幸會 塞麗娜 Well, it's nice to meet you, Sirena.
知道他們為什么叫我"獅子"嗎 You know why they call me El León?
因為是你編的 你叫豪爾赫 Because you made it up. Your name is Jorge.
我們組織叫"自豪多米尼加人" Our organization is called Dominican Pride.
自豪 就像一群獅子 Pride, like a herd of lions.
-你是哪兒來的 -因伍德[紐約北部] - Where you from? - Inwood.
你的家鄉是哪里 Where you really from?
圣克里斯托瓦爾[委內瑞拉城市] San Cristóbal.
在那兒大概到兩歲吧 我也不記得了 When I was like two, though. I don't remember.
沒關系 It don't matter.
你還流著那兒的血 You still got the blood running through your veins.
-我的天吶 -也許吧 - Oh, my God! - I guess.
你這種漂亮姑娘 Pretty girl like you,
得多生幾個漂亮寶寶 懂嗎 we need you to have pretty babies. You hear me?
你怎么回事 你個混蛋 What is your problem? Tu ta pasao!
怎么了 我是在示好啊 Qué? What? I'm being friendly!
來 咱們走吧 Come on, let's get out of here!
怎么 你現在不好意思了 What, you embarrassed now?
你可是我搞出來的 小姑娘 I made you, baby girl!
你是我的骨肉 鼻子也像我 You got my blood and my nose.
對此我很抱歉 好吧 And for that, I'm sorry, okay?
我的天 Oh, my God!
這就是你從不帶人回家的原因吧 So, that's why you never want anyone to come over.
表面看他們是思鄉情怯 They all front like, "La patria,"
但其實只會販毒還有喝多米尼加啤酒 but all they really do is sell drugs and drink Presidente,
然后抱怨 then complain about,
"多米尼加啤酒都不是老家那個味兒了" "Presidente doesn't taste the same as like back home."
大刀還挺酷 The machete thing is cool.
他干嗎不經營一家酒窖呢 Why can't he just run a bodega or something?
或者開公車 Drive a bus?
見鬼 Oh, shit!
是那個總在學校附近游蕩的墨西哥皮條客 It's that Mexican papi chulo that hangs out next to school.
在哪兒 過來 Where is it? Come on.
什么也沒有 There's nothin'.
因為你丟到巷子里去了 Yeah, because you ditched it in the alley.
我們又不是白癡 小子 We're not idiots, son.
轉過去 放背后 Turn around. Behind your back.
我什么也沒看到 Hey, I'm not seein' anything.
那個呢 How about our friend there?
你 Hey, you!
你哪兒來的 Where'd you come from?
我就是出來走走 I was just takin' a walk.
舉起雙手 貼在墻上 Hands up! Against the wall!
搞什么 拜托 伙計 What the-- Ow! Come on, man!
-有發現嗎 -只有屁股 - Anything? - Nothing but ass.
-操你媽 -嘴巴干凈點 小娘們 - Fuck you! - Watch your mouth, little girl!
我什么也沒做 你是在浪費時間 I ain't done nothin'! You're wasting your time, yo!
見鬼 Shit!
你笑什么呢 What are you smiling about?
回想我初來乍到時 Just thinkin' about when I first got here
你給我受的那些破事 and all the shit that you put me through.
可看現在 我也坐到大姐大這一桌 But now look, I'm at the big girls' table.
面前坐著查普曼和瑞澤尼科夫 Chapman and Reznikov sit here.
還有諾爾瑪 And Norma.
你很享受吧 當泡泡浴那樣享受吧 So, you're enjoying this, hmm? Soaking in it like a bubble bath.
怎么會不喜歡呢 What's not to like?
最近幾天 我也加入了犯罪家族 Last few days, I'm a Gambino up in here.
我注意到你最近總是靠拳頭解決問題 Yes, I have noticed that you talk with your hands more lately.
你的葬禮要我做什么吃的 What should I cook for your funeral?
意面 Pasta.
假如我想找不痛快 You know, if I wanted to eat a giant harsh-mellow,
我就去找沃斯了 I'd be hanging out with Vause right now.
你在這兒威風 You get some power in here,
會惹她們來整你的 寶貝兒 they come gunning for you, darling.
相信我 Trust me.
特別是到時候她們要錢而你拿不出 Especially when they ask for their pay and you don't have it.
但她們怕我 這就是我的保護層 But they're scared of me. That's my protective coating.
我能冷酷到把情人送給狼群 I cold-heartedly fed my own paramour to the wolves.
她就是拿來發泄的 She was a rebound,
她偷了你的錢所以你要報復 and you retaliated against her after she stole your money.
我從中學到 So, what I learned from that is,
別給查普曼報復的機會 don't give Chapman the chance to retaliate.
要先搞掉她 Take her out first.
得了吧 現在你只是想要 Come on, now you're just tryin' to
嚇我 我 scare me. I'm...
你覺得我該弄把刀嗎 Do you think that I should get a shiv?
然后讓他們從你手上奪走 What, so they can take it away from you
然后將你割喉嗎 and stab you in the throat?
不 聽著 No, listen.
你有見過總統去什么地方 Have you ever seen the president anywhere
不乘防彈車 沒跟專業突擊隊員嗎 without an armored car and a bunch of commandos in suits?
沒有 因為如果沒人保護 No, because without them,
他就只是個小細腿兒的書呆子 he is still a Poindexter with skinny legs.
跟你一樣 Like you.
你是說我得培養一下 So, you're saying I need to develop kind of like a...
神秘感 mystique?
你要表現得比你實際的更強大 You need them to think you're stronger than you actually are.
你也這么做的 That's what you do.
我嗎 不是 Me? Oh, no.
我的力量貨真價實 My power is no illusion.
我確實可以搞死你 I can fucking demolish you.
諾爾瑪 你真厲害 Norma, you are a deadly force.
{an8}小說《薩米因何而跑》 作者巴德·舒爾伯格
我東西哪兒去了 Where's my shit?
我放在窗臺上的那些東西 All the stuff I had on the window?
既然你那么喜歡地面 Well, you like the floor so much,
我把它們都收下邊去了 I put it down there.
我柜子上的地盤沒了 I lost the space on top of my locker,
總得找地方補上 so I had to make it up.
那不是我的問題 That's not my problem,
而且這半邊窗臺是我的 and this half of the window is my half.
你在隔間東邊 You on the east side of the cubicle.
而這部分屬于西床鋪 This part belongs to the west bunk!
你在這兒怎么知道東南西北 How you even know what's east and west up in here?
如果你一天五次向麥加朝拜 When you pray to Mecca five times a day,
你也會知道 you figure that shit out!
關鍵在于 我東西比你多 Bottom line, I got way more things than you.
這很公平 Fair is fair.
"公平"嗎 "Fair"?
我所謂的"公平"是指 Well, by "fair," I actually mean,
"我塊頭大力氣大 而且朋友也更多" "I'm bigger and stronger, and I got more friends."
就是拉丁語里的"轟平" 意思是 It's from the Latin word "fairay," meaning,
"來聞屁呀 "Go suck a fart...
每天五次" five times a day."
你真要搞到這個地步嗎 You really wanna go there with me?
不止 還要更進一步呢 婊子 Oh, went there, bought a house, moved in, bitch.
而現在我要"修整修整"了 And now I'm remodeling the kitchen.
就該這樣 That's what I thought.
歡迎 Welcome.
二十二 Twenty-two...
上輩子我做過什么傷你的事嗎 Did I do something to hurt you in a previous life?
我只是在做拉伸 我以為你感覺不到 I'm just stretching. I didn't think you'd feel it.
我感覺得到 Well, I do.
所以 別這樣了 So, knock it off.
你火氣很大啊 查普曼 You got a lot of anger, Chapman.
快 起來 Come on, get up.
不知道你怎么感覺 反正我沒看出來 I don't know about you, kid, but I'm not seein' it.
你到底想看到什么 What exactly are you supposed to be seein'?
她走路都無力嗎 Her limping around or somethin'?
假如說你被... Let's just say that when you were...
侵犯了... violated...
你完全喪失了斗志 you went through a significant dip in morale.
也許她只是在掩飾 Well, maybe she's just covering it up,
裝作沒事一樣 you know, like turn that rape upside down or whatever.
也許沒有什么要掩飾的 Or maybe there's nothing to cover.
不過才幾天而已 I mean, it's only been a couple of days.
也許他已經做好準備了 Maybe he's gotta warm up to it.
-我不... -不 不 - I don't... - No, no.
-不 -該死 - No. - Oh, shit!
-看吧 我就知道 -真他媽混蛋 - See, I knew it. - Oh, fuckin' asshole!
不 別哭 No, don't cry.
-停 我開個玩笑而已 -你真混蛋 - Stop! I'm just kidding! - You're a dick!
還是改變不了他是混蛋的事實 He's still a fucking asshole.
大家都說一切都會變得完全不一樣 I mean, everyone tells you it's gonna be completely different,
但是直到聽到"丈夫和妻子" but you don't really understand
這樣的字眼之后你才真正明白 until you hear the words "Husband and wife."
就像是... And then, it's just like...
我是說 I mean,
{an8}《綠野仙蹤》中主要人物
就像桃樂絲一樣 you were like Dorothy, you know,
走出你家的房子 walking out the door of your house,
然后到處都是這些小東西 and there's all those little midgets,
然后他們還給你糖果 and they're just givin' you candy.
你知道我什么意思嗎 You know what I mean?
當然 Sure.
比如 早餐 他吃了蛋 For instance, for breakfast, he had eggs.
不要問我怎么知道的 我就是知道 Don't ask me how I know that. I just know.
我跟他已經有了深厚的聯系 I mean, the connection is so deep,
就像我在他的腦子里一樣 it's like I'm inside his head.
精神上的 It's spiritual.
這就是那種只有在對方 I mean, this is the kinda connection you have with someone
絕對并且永遠屬于你的時候 when they 100%, completely and utterly,
才有的那種聯系 belong to you forever and ever and ever,
就好像你就鎖住了他的命根子 只屬于你 and you pretty much got their doinker locked up in a little box
直到他去世的那一天 until the day that he dies.
很神奇 對吧 Amazing, right?
我知道你單身 You know, I know you're single,
你肯定對一些事很嫉妒 and you're probably jealous about everything,
但是我覺得 既然我們是朋友 but I was thinking, seeing how we're friends,
也許你可以先暫時 maybe you could just push
把那個放一邊然后為我高興一下 through that and be a little happy for me.
抱歉 好的 Sorry. Okay.
那么... So...
他最喜歡什么顏色 what's his favorite color?
你為什么一定得這樣 Why you gotta be like that?
怎么了 What?
-沃斯 -該死 - Vause. - Shit.
有什么情況 What's new?
他媽的到底有多少盤子 How many fucking trays can there be?
在這些操蛋的 It was bad enough before these
多米尼加人來之前就夠糟糕了 fucking plantain-eating Dominican bitches came.
-大家都要吃飯 -他媽的真是無處不在 - Everyone's gotta eat. - They're fucking everywhere!
他們搶了電視 占了廁所 They're taking over the TVs, blocking the bathrooms,
就連薄荷膏都不放過 and commissary's all out of VapoRub.
無意冒犯 但這就是事實 Like, no offense, but it's the truth.
{an8}{pos(192,224)}你聽她怎么說的 You see what I'm talking about?
別管她 好嗎 Just leave her alone, okay?
她只是想發泄一下 She tried to do the right thing.
她的孩子被搶走了 Her baby got snatched up, and--
{an8}{pos(190.8,223.2)}傷心就能種族歧視嗎 Being sad made her racist?
她不是種族歧視 她只是說這樣的話而已 She ain't racist. She's just saying racist things.
{an8}{pos(190.8,223.2)}看到沒 See?
{an8}{pos(190.8,223.2)}你怎么能對此沒意見呢 How are you okay with this?
再說了 我們是波多黎各人 Besides, we're Puerto Rican.
我們就應該不把你們當回事 We're supposed to give you shit.
而且不是波多黎各人的卷毛 And Puerto Ricans are not the one clogging the drain
在西班牙浴室 in the Spanish bathroom
堵了廁所的下水道 with all that kinky hair.
是那些傻米尼克 對吧 That would be the Dumb-inicans. Am I right?
傻米尼克 Dumb-in-a-can.
不是你們 你們很好 Not you guys. You guys are cool.
去你的 百加得[古巴酒]婊子 Fuck you, Bacardi bitches.
我這里有你的東西 I got something that's yours.
該死 Shit.
我沒藏在小妹妹里什么的 It wasn't up my cooch or nothing.
我扔進我家窗子了 你當時正從我家跑過 I threw it in my window. You were running past my house.
謝謝 Thank you.
我想你現在欠我一個大人情了 I guess you owe me big time now
你覺得我會就這樣還給你嗎 you think you could get it back just like that,
在我被那樣對待之后 after what I went through?
那些警察手可不干凈了 That cop was fucking handsy.
搶回去吧 Fight me for it.
來 把它搶回去 Come on, fight me for your shit.
來吧 Come on.
娘炮 Pussy.
該死 天吶 天吶 抱歉 shit! Oh, my God! Oh, my God, I'm sorry!
該死 Damn.
你是拳擊手 我以為你會防守的 Like, you're a boxer. I thought you would block me.
好在他總是照顧著我 I mean, the good thing is, he always looked out for me, you know,
讓我去上學之類的 made sure I went to school and everything.
我想成為一名牙科保健員 I'm thinking about being a dental hygienist.
雖然不怎么吸引人 It's not sexy or nothing,
但是我可以讓人們放心微笑 but I could help people smile, you know?
去掉牙齒上的黃漬 給他們自信 Get the yellow off, give them some confidence.
而且我不太容易被惡心到 And I don't get grossed out easy.
你呢 How about you?
-我有計劃 -是嗎 - I got plans. - Yeah?
什么計劃 What are they?
開便利店 像加油站里的那種 Convenience stores, like gas stations.
好吧 Okay.
你話還真少啊 You don't talk much, do you?
小時候在得克薩斯州 When I was little, in Texas,
因為爸爸工作的原因我們得經常搬家 we used to move a lot so my dad could work.
有時候整晚都要在車上度過 Sometimes we was driving all night.
我討厭搬家 I hated moving.
我從來都不知道我們會在哪里睡覺 I never knew where we were gonna sleep,
或者床是否是干凈的 or if the beds were gonna be clean,
或者馬桶上有沒有尿漬之類的 or stains on the toilet or whatever.
但當他們停車加油的時候 But when they pulled over to get gas,
會讓我去商店買顆糖 they'd let me go inside the store to get a piece of candy
或是一支冰淇淋之類的 or an ice cream or something.
那讓我很開心 That made me happy.
讓我覺得 也許生活是一團亂麻 但 Like, maybe life is all crazy, but...
最起碼我還能吃個零食 你懂這感覺嗎 at least you can get snacks, you know?
{an8}來訪者必須去辦公室登記
晚上能睡得著嗎 喬瑟夫·卡普托 How you sleeping at night, Joseph Caputo?
睡得好嗎 Pretty good?
-有事嗎 -我是克里斯托·伯賽特 - I'm sorry? - I'm Crystal Burset.
索菲婭·伯賽特的妻子 Sophia Burset's wife.
我知道了 I see.
我今天是來給你個機會解決這個問題 I'm here to give you a chance to fix this
不然我就把這個事捅到 before I call
LGBT組織和美國公民自由聯盟 Lambda and the ACLU.
伯賽特夫人 我能理解 真的 Mrs. Burset, I empathize, I really do,
但這真不是我能決定的事 but it wasn't my decision.
這樣的話 你是不是要努力爭取 So then, you're gonna fight this?
你是不是要把她弄出來 You're gonna get her out?
這是為她自身安全考慮 她變得很暴力 It was for her own protection. She'd become violent.
-她打傷了幾個犯人 -這純屬扯淡 - She assaulted several inmates. - that's bullshit.
-她絕對不會打人 -但她確實打了 - She would never do-- - And yet she did.
我了解她 I know her.
你了解她嗎 Do you, though?
真的了解嗎 Do you?
你覺得你能理解在這樣的地方 You think you understand
她腦子里到底在想些什么嗎 what goes through her head in a place like this?
這里的人會做她們根本不想做的事 Everybody in there is doing things they don't wanna do,
每一天 做一些她們所不齒的事 every single day, things they're not proud of.
只要能活下去她們可以做任何事 Whatever it takes to keep your head above water.
你信上帝嗎 卡普托先生 Do you believe in God, Mr. Caputo?
你相信上帝會對每件事做出判斷嗎 You believe there's a judge between right and wrong?
不好意思 我沒時間跟你討論這個 I'm sorry but I don't have time to discuss this.
我有個很重要的會要開 I have a very important meeting.
羅莎以前也打呼嚕 是吧 Rosa snored, didn't she?
就像一個勺子掉進垃圾處理機那樣的聲音 Like a spoon in the garbage disposal.
那你怎么處理的 So, what did you do about it?
我只是等她癌癥死掉 Mostly, I just waited for her to die of cancer.
有趣 Interesting.
紅媽 不行 Red! No.
但如果她死了 她真的會很安靜 But she'd be so quiet if she were dead.
德懷特是不是仰著睡 Does Dwight sleep on her back?
躺得跟海星曬太陽一樣 Like a starfish in the sun.
在我以前的圣瑪麗修道院里有個修女 There was this nun from Saint Mary's,
阿方索修女 Sister Alphonso,
她打呼嚕就像基督再臨一樣 she snored like the Second Coming.
在教堂里都能聽見她的呼嚕聲 You could hear her from the chapel.
我把網球縫到她睡衣的后背上 I sewed tennis balls to the back of her nightgown
這樣她就不能翻過去睡了 so she couldn't roll that way.
有用嗎 And that worked?
沒有 Not really.
結果發現她喜歡裸睡 It turns out she liked to sleep naked.
特難吃是吧 It's pretty terrible
但我們連芋泥都能吃 所以 Yeah, it's not great, but my people eat poi, so...
那肯定的了 Sure.
-我剛才只是開了個玩笑 -對不起 - That was a joke. - Sorry.
聽著 我過來只是想跟你冰釋前嫌 Listen, I just came over here to bury the hatchet.
我為我之前像瘋子一樣的行為向你道歉 I'm sorry I've been such a crank.
只是來了很多新人 需要很大的改變 It's just that all these new people, it's a big adjustment.
但是你可能不知道 What you may not know is,
我在這兒可算是個人物 I happen to be kind of a big deal around here.
我有個小生意 賺的可是真金白銀 I own a small business that pays my employees actual money
只需要小小的個人投入 in return for a very small personal investment,
我想也許我可以 and I thought maybe I could
給你一個入伙的機會 interest you in an employment opportunity.
我才不穿那夾屁股的丁字褲 I'm not wearing no g-string, butt-floss underwear.
我很尊重你的選擇 And I respect that choice.
我是這么想的 Here's what I'm thinking.
意大利語 Italian.
等我出獄的時候 就能說得非常流利 By the time I get out of here, I am gonna be fluent,
直接就奔佛羅倫薩去 and I am headed straight to Florence.
佛羅倫薩 Firenze.
{an8}《美食 祈禱和愛》
美食 祈禱 Eat, pray,
再跟意大利猛男纏綿 and mingle limbs with some Italian con grande pene.
這一切都讓我很不舒服 I'm uncomfortable with this whole situation.
佛羅倫薩還是意大利猛男 The Florence situation? Or the big sausage?
也許我應該去博洛尼亞 Oh, hey, maybe I should go to Bologna instead.
這就是 See, this is exactly...
我只是想好好過我的監獄生活 Okay, I was living a regular prison life
在我普普通通的牢房里 in my regular prison bunk,
可現在我成了少數人了 and now I'm the one percent.
像寵物店的鸚鵡一樣 大家都是疊著睡 Everyone else is living on top of each other like Petco budgies.
這不公平 This is not fair.
我以前也是個嬉皮士 I was a hippie once.
但我成熟了 I outgrew it.
但你知道嗎 我還是 You know, but I still do
很懷念當時襯衫和短裙上的荷葉邊 miss that rickrack edging on blouses and skirts.
我很愛穿那些荷葉邊的衣服 Boy, I did love me some rickrack.
我在想荷葉邊什么時候能流行回來 I wonder if it's ever gonna come back?
海利說你特別要求要一個白人室友 Healy said you specifically requested a white roommate
從沒有暴力傾向的人里選 of the non-threatening variety.
我知道瑜伽讓你變得特別靈活柔軟 I know that yoga makes you super flexible,
但是也許你可以放輕松一點 but maybe you could just ease your butt off your shoulders a bit.
我不可能是唯一一個 I cannot be the only one
發現海利輔導師有點傻帽的人 who's ever noticed that Counselor Healy is a bit of a moron.
你不是一個人 You are not.
我知道在外面我挺有名氣的 Now, look, I know I'm a little bit famous outside of here.
那樣的影響力會讓事情變復雜 讓人有偏見 The powers-that-be made a fuss and made some assumptions,
但這不是我要求的 but I didn't ask for this.
你也沒拒絕 You didn't turn it down.
我才不會主動要求更差的住宿環境 I'm not gonna pitch a fit for my own discomfort.
天啊 說我瘋了好了 但我知道 Lord, call me crazy, but I have learned,
如果有人愿意給你一些好東西 if someone is offering you something nice,
你就閉上嘴 說謝謝就得了 you shut up and say "Thank you."
你不可能既閉嘴又說謝謝 You can't shut up and say "Thank you" At the same time.
這倆件事互相矛盾 The two things negate one another.
還真是固執呢 A dog with a bone, huh?
這是基本常識 It's the principle of it.
但你大概習慣了 But you're probably used to
每個見到你的人都巴結你 having your asshole polished by everyone you meet.
百分之八十是這樣吧 八十五吧 Maybe 80%, 85%.
開玩笑你倒是很在行 You sure make jokes.
我說個玩笑 一個靠拍電視節目 How about the one about the criminal who got rich
變富的罪犯認為大家需要浸入式攪拌機 by making TV-watching saps think they need an immersion blender
來讓自己感覺良好 這笑話不錯吧 to feel good about themselves? Now, there's a good one.
你知道我怎么想的嗎 You know what I think?
我認為你心里其實非常喜歡這個房間 I think that you secretly love being in this room,
遠離所有人 你覺得非常棒 away from all the others. You think it's nice.
這讓你全身上下都興奮得發抖 And that's throwing all the crunchy parts of you into quite a tizzy.
我們住在一起不代表我們就要說話 Just because we live together doesn't mean we have to talk.
聽起來再合理不過了 That seems perfectly fair.
這是花草茶 It's herbal.
該死 God damn it.
看來利奇菲爾德發生了些小插曲 Sounds like we've had some glitches down at Litchfield.
利奇狂想曲 Glitchfield.
我不想裝作什么都沒發生 I'm not gonna pretend it's been smooth sailing.
我們出了大問題 主要是因為警衛走了 We've had big problems, mostly due to the guards walking out,
如果你還記得 我警告過你 which, if you remember, I warned as a possible reaction
這就是降低福利縮短休息時間的后果 to the cut in benefits and hours.
現在都在掌控之中了嗎 But it's all under control now?
不會再突然來個即興游泳課了吧 No more impromptu swimming lessons?
是的 當然不會 Yes... No, of course not.
我知道我在做什么 I know what I'm doing.
很好 Good,
政府跟我們簽了合同 because our contract with the Feds
監獄進來一個人給三萬塊 is giving us 30 grand per head in a bed.
我們不能攪黃了政府送上門的美差 We can't fuck up this gorgeous deal dear Uncle Sam has gifted us.
那么我們得把安保問題解決了 Then, we need to solve our security problem.
現在重刑監獄的警衛幫忙應付著 I've got guards from Max covering for right now,
但只是暫時的 but that's just temporary.
我需要高質量教導官 我需要有經驗的人 I need quality COs. I need guys with experience.
本來能再撥點款 但用來添置床位了 We could pay a bit more, now that we've got all those beds.
高質量教導官 從哪來 從哪來 Quality COs. How, how, how?
退伍軍人 Veterans.
政府對雇傭老兵的公司有稅收抵免制度 The government gives tax credits to companies that hire vets.
老兵此前失業時間越久 你得的錢越多 You get more money the longer the vet's been out of work.
我們辦公室招人的時候調查過這事 We looked into putting that into play at our offices,
但你懂的 退伍軍人... but, you know, veterans...
是的 但如果我們雇他們來當警衛 Right, but if we hire them as guards,
即便發生了意外 if anything ever happened,
他們也已經在監獄里了 所以... they're already in prison, so...
給多少抵免 And how much is this credit?
一個老兵失業了一年的話 I think it's five or six thousand
好像是五千或六千塊 if the guy's been unemployed for a year.
如果他們要拄拐杖坐輪椅什么的話 And it is double that if they're on crutches or in a wheelchair,
可以翻倍 所以... or something like that, so...
那就可能不太能勝任警衛了 That might make the guard less effective.
說的也是 Yeah, there is that.
但我覺得雇老兵是個好主意 But I think it's a great idea, hiring vets.
能用得上這些服從紀律的人 I could use some guys with discipline.
問題在于怎么讓他們來利奇菲爾德工作 Problem is getting them to Litchfield.
股東給的工資上限很低 所以 Our, our shareholders demand an aggressive cap on wages, so--
我們需要些其他的激勵制度 比如 We would need some other kind of incentive, like--
免費理發 像谷歌那樣 Free haircuts, like at Google.
住房 Housing.
我們在監獄內提供免費住房怎么樣 What if we can provide free housing on campus?
不知道那樣劃算嗎 I don't know if that would be cost-effective.
房子已經有了 It's already there.
湖邊有很多木屋 刷層墻漆... We got a bunch of cabins by the lake. A good coat of paint...
犯人是免費勞動力 Inmate labor is free.
這主意真的太好了 喬 This is a brilliant idea, Joe, really.
-多虧了你 琳達 -多虧了你才對 - Thanks to you, Linda. - No, thanks to you.
不 多虧了你 No, this is you.
-好了 -多虧了我倆 - All right. - I guess both of us.
干得好 喬和琳達 Nice work, Joe and Linda.
休息一下 有什么吃的 三明治嗎 Let's take ten. What do we got, sandwiches?
三明治 Sandwiches.
-你想... -走吧 - Do you wanna... - Yeah, let's go.
你先 After you.
謝謝 Thank you.
亞斯米娜 慢點 你說什么 Jasmina, slow down. What are you saying?
上千個新犯人 Man, a thousand new inmates,
唯一的墨西哥人 and the only Mexicans
是從弗雷斯諾[加利福尼亞州]來的鄉下佬 are campesinos from Fresno.
你關心這干嘛 What do you care?
你又不喜歡其他墨西哥人 You don't even like other Mexicans.
想起了我媽 Been thinking about my ma, you know?
她怎么樣 Yeah. How's she doing?
如果我往積極的方面想的話 So, if I'm looking for something positive...
這么說吧 我可能 let's just say, I probably
得不到她的圣誕禮物了 don't gotta get her nothing for Christmas.
要不是為了看《繼母》 If I hadn't buried my feelings so deep
我得攢著我的多愁善感 that they only come up when I watch Stepmom,
我現在肯定會淚流滿面的 I would totally be tearing up right now.
-我知道 -我很遺憾 - I know. - I'm sorry.
你好啊 Hey, buddy.
有事嗎 Can I help you?
我只是來看看你還好嗎 I was just seeing how you're doing, you know,
看看貨車什么的是否都還好 making sure everything's all right regarding the van or whatever.
聽著 我得到了你的工作 錯不在我好嗎 Look, it ain't my fault I got your job, okay?
我是被分配的 我都沒說要 所以 I got assigned. I didn't even ask for it, so...
沒事 沒事的 That's cool, that's cool.
好吧 Okay.
所以你去看了鴨子嗎 So, you seen the ducks?
什么 What?
跟你說 有些人夢游 You know, some people can be sleep-walking,
自己都不知道 they don't even know it.
我沒 No.
我想說的是 What I'm trying to say is,
你吃了"冰淇淋"嗎 你懂的吧 did you get the ice cream? You know what I mean?
是她腦子的問題 Aw, it's her brain.
她開車撞倒那堵墻之后 She must've, like, broke it in half
肯定把腦子弄壞了 when she drove into that wall.
所以你喜歡鴨子嗎 So, you like ducks?
不 不了 No. Not anymore.
借過 Excuse me.
天啊 Oh, my God.
這不是我最愛的球迷嘛 Oh, look, it's my favorite soccer fan.
去你的 混蛋 Up yours, asshole.
沒搞錯吧 Are you serious?
一天難得有個時候 I'm enjoying the one time in my day
沒有上十個棕色婊子擋我的路 when there's less than ten fucking brown bitches in my way.
{an8}諷刺拉美裔人很多從事家政工作
可能現在是她們C區的家政時間 Hey, maybe they're having a housekeeping convention in C-Dorm.
{an8}{pos(190.8,223.2)}你們兩個傻逼真是浪費我時間 You jokers are wasting my time.
這是在美國 墨西哥卷 說英語 Hey, we're in America, chalupa. Speak English.
你們國家在變棕 Your country's turning brown.
我們的人會越來越多 白癡 There's more of us every day, fucking pendeja,
而且對此你們他媽什么都做不了 and there's fucking nothing you can do about it!
盧茨 Ruiz!
操 Shit.
{an8}{pos(190.8,212)}你就在那看著是吧 視野好嗎 You just stand there watching, eh? You get a good view?
別管她了 聽著 誰對你下手的 Hey, don't worry about her. Listen, who did this to you?
{an8}{pos(190.8,223.2)}電視間的白人妞 The white girl from the TV room.
不行 No.
我們不是這么辦事的 This is not how we play this.
你現在很生氣 無法思考 You're pissed right now. You ain't thinking.
你就是這么犯錯誤的 That's how you make mistakes.
你要做什么 大打一架嗎 What you gonna do, start some kinda brawl?
然后滾去禁閉嗎 Get your asses thrown into Seg?
那是誰贏了 Then who wins?
那我們就這么放了那婊子嗎 So, we just let that bitch get away?
我可不是這么說的 That ain't what I said.
你因為一些事生我的氣 Are you pissed at me about something
然后再發泄在我身上嗎 and you're taking it out on me?
-這不是關于你 -怎么不是 - This ain't about you. - Oh, like hell it ain't!
我喂飽你 我送你去上學 I put food in your mouth, I take you to school,
我把我得到的一切都給了你 I give you a piece of whatever I got.
這不意味著我要成為你控制的機器人 Well, that don't mean I gotta be your little robot.
我自己能思考 I got a brain.
這就是那個狗娘養的告訴你的嗎 Is that what that cabrón is telling you?
在你耳邊耳語 Whispering in your ear,
想把你從家里帶走 從你爸爸的家里 trying to steal you from your house, your father's house?
不 他沒對你做任何事 No, he ain't done nothing to you!
你以為我們為什么沒錢 Why do you think we ain't got money?
他們把我從我的地盤趕走 那些蟑螂們 They've driven me off my own corners, those fucking roaches.
他們要壓垮我 你明白嗎 They're breaking my back. You understand that?
-他們拿走了一切 -我厭倦這一切了 - They took everything. - I'm so tired of this shit.
他只是想謀生計 就像你一樣 He's just trying to make a living, same as you.
-我的寶貝女兒跟那混蛋上床了 -閉嘴 - My baby girl is taking cholo dick. - Yo, stop it.
我把我一生貢獻給這個組織 I have given my life to this organization,
來照顧我們的同胞 我們的身份 to look out for our people, our identity!
你知道嗎 去你媽的 You know what? Fuck you!
去你媽的 Fuck you,
還有他媽的多米尼加共和國和你的屁話 fuck the DR, fuck your stupid fucking bullshit
什么"我們比他們好" about, "We're so much better,"
可你完全跟他們一樣 When you're doing the same exact thing!
如果這就是身為多米尼加人的意義 If this is what it means to be Dominican...
那我再也不要做多米尼加人了 then I ain't gonna be Dominican no more.
從我房子滾出去 Get out of my house.
你又不是只有一個靈魂伴侶 It ain't like you only got one soulmate.
你可以和很多人有靈魂上的聯系 You could have a soul connection with lots of people.
那為什么我還沒有和任何人有過感應 Well, so then, why haven't I vibed with someone already?
你知道 不是空有個腦子的人 You know, someone who's not gingerbread in the head?
我活這么久都沒有見過 I've been alive as long as I can remember.
也許你就是個例外 You know, maybe you the exception prove the rule,
-你只有一個靈魂伴侶 -一個 - and you only got one. - One?
在這個世界某個地方 But you got a soul mate somewhere in the world.
我保證 I promise.
我希望她講英文 I hope she speaks English.
瞧啊 Oh, hello!
看起來好像某個人把飲料忘了 Looks like somebody lost track of their beverage!
我們應該像偵探一樣 Ooh, we should act as sleuths
找到它的原主 然后還給她 to discover the true owner and return it.
展示一下 You know, demonstrate that there's still some...
這世界還是有真善美的 some good in the world.
我懂你什么意思了 我喜歡你的想法 I see where you're going with that, and I like it.
絕對有很多好處 Definitely has a lot of upside.
但另一方面 But on the other hand...
我們本可以當偵探的 we could've been sleuthing.
開戰吧 Oh, it's on now.
他們認為他是同謀 They got him on conspiracy.
另外還有兩次襲警的罪名 Plus two counts assaulting an officer.
等他出獄 他就已經老了 He's gonna be old when he gets out.
我該怎么辦 What am I gonna do?
你要堅強 就像你以前那樣 You're gonna be strong like you always was.
因為你必須堅強 'Cause you had to.
我該怎么辦 What am I gonna do?
我們兩個一直會在一起 兩個人一起想 There's the two of us still. Two heads together.
別哭了 記得嗎 Stop crying. Remember?
哭會讓你變難看變脆弱 Crying makes you ugly and weak.
我們擁有彼此 We got each other.
天啊 德懷特 Jesus, Dwight!
我沒事 I'm okay.
我認為我應該去一趟醫務室 I think I should go to medical.
我應該陪你去 I should come with you.
臥槽 滾開 What the fuck? Get off me, man!
你穿著很好看 It looks amazing on you.
你和誰都這么說 You say that to everybody.
的確 我對誰都說 It's true, I do.
但這次 我說真的 But this time, I really mean it.
這我也對所有人這么說 I also say that to everyone.
-這衣服多少錢 -現在正好在打折 - How much is it? - It's actually on sale.
只要一千一百美元 Only $1,100.
我買了 I'll take it.
太棒了 Oh, yay.
她們怎么了 What the heck happened to them?
我不知道 這里人太多了 I don't know, man. There's too many people in here.
大家都看彼此不順眼 Everybody getting on each other's nerves,
壞事要發生 shit's gonna get stirred.
這好比養家禽的人 It's like when the poultry people
把所有的雞趕進一個籠子 just stick all the chickens into one cage
然后它們開始搶對方口中的食物 and they start pecking chunks out of each other.
對 就是這樣 Yeah, basically.
天啊 Oh, man.
總的來說 You know, mainly, I was
這個人擠人的事 just experiencing this whole overcrowding thing
讓人特別煩躁 但也許也會有危險 as, like, annoying, but I guess it could be dangerous, too.
是的 可能會很危險 It could. It could be really dangerous.
這就是為什么 That's why...
你很幸運 因為有我照顧你 you're really lucky, 'cause I'm looking out for you.
這監獄里可能有四個人比我身材還小 You know, you're, like, one of maybe four people in this prison
你大概就是其中一個 who actually might be smaller than I am.
好吧 但我用心的好嗎 Okay, okay, but... but I got heart, right?
你可以用你的二頭肌 Uh, well, you could use biceps.
討厭 Shit, man.
不 我開玩笑的 No, I'm kidding.
我非常愿意接受你的好心 I'd take heart any day.
太棒了 因為我除此之外什么都給不了 Good, 'cause that's all I got.
把午飯給我弄來 Go grab me some lunch.
-自己去拿 -你應該是"特勤"來保護我 - Go get it yourself. - You're supposed to be Secret Service.
特勤不給端午餐 Secret Service doesn't serve lunch.
要是不忙著操哥倫比亞妓女 Well, maybe they would if they weren't so busy
他們也許會給端午餐 plowing Colombian hookers.
看好我位子 Save me my seat.
{an8}{pos(190.8,223.2)}誰手上還有二 Someone's still got twos?
別說我聽不懂的好嗎 Yo, stop talking the board.
{an8}{pos(190.8,223.2)}媽的 Shit.
炸彈 婊子們 Capicúa, bitches.
該死 我和你怎么說的 Shit, yo. What I tell you?
我可是不敗的 不好意思 I'm unbeatable. I'm sorry, man. Shit!
-真該死 -別動 - Damn! - Stay put.
-什么 -總是這樣 - What? What? - Always.
{an8}{pos(190.8,223.2)}看看我們倆合作怎么樣 Let's see how we do together.
好的 Okay.