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{pos(107.847,271.636)}原創翻譯 雙語字幕
{pos(193.2,89.2)}翻譯 褲子醬
{an1}翻譯 克里斯
{an1}翻譯 大了個鵝
{an1}翻譯 吸吸粒呀
{pos(189,177.2)}翻譯 mole
{an1}翻譯 Timothy
{an1}翻譯 showeryhe
{an1}{pos(55.8,88.4)}翻譯 Ryann
{an1}校對 小早
{an1}{pos(30.6,247.6)}校對 克里斯
{an1}時間軸 貝貝
{an1}{pos(200.4,114)}時間軸 孫了個大圣
{an1}時間軸 消音
{an1}后期 Sung
{pos(189.6,267.6)}總監 小早
{pos(217.8,154)}監女 獄子
{pos(150.6,227.6)}第四季 第三集
{an8}小心地滑
這些賤人不停走來走去 How are we supposed to clean the floors
這地板怎么洗得干凈 with nonstop bitches tracking their shit through?
我們就像是被諸神懲罰的那個人 We are like he whom the gods have condemned
將巨石推上山頂 to push the boulder up the hill
再一次次眼睜睜看著它滾回去 only to watch it roll back down.
對對對對對 Oh, right, right, right, right.
然后他不得不砍斷胳膊從石頭下面逃出來 And then he has to cut his arm off to get out from underneath it.
{an8}好萊塢明星 性取向多變 被稱為"最具有同性戀氣質的異性戀"
那個人叫什么來著 詹姆斯·弗蘭科 What is that guy's name? Oh, James Franco!
是叫西西弗斯 Sisyphus.
我聽過那個小道消息 I did hear that rumor.
你們知道這些好萊塢明星 You know those Hollywood types,
任何溫暖的小洞他們都愿意插 they will stick it in any warm hole.
可不是只有好萊塢明星 Well, you don't have to be
才想插溫暖小洞 from Hollywood to wanna put it in a warm place.
是男人就會 It's called having a dick.
不 我的維尼永遠不會這樣 No, my Vinnie would never.
可能不會插"男人的小洞" Well, maybe not in a man-hole,
但你離開了很久 but you away a long time.
{an8}M&Ms巧克力豆廣告詞 "只溶在口不溶在手"
他可能會讓他的蛋蛋 He could be getting his M&M
溶化在哪個妹子的嘴里 而不是自己手里 melting in some ho's mouth and not in his hand.
不 不 絕對不可能 No. No, that's never gonna happen
我們每天都電話做愛 because we're talking sexy on the phone,
幾乎晝夜不停 我們是真的性奮 like, 24/7, and I mean real sexy.
而且我電話講得超級好 And I give very good phone.
是花生味的M&M蛋還是普通體位 Are we talking about peanut M&M's or regular?
犯人杰弗遜 塔莎·杰弗遜 Inmate Jefferson, Tasha Jefferson,
到典獄長辦公室報道 report to the warden's office.
犯人塔莎·杰弗遜到典獄長辦公室去 Inmate Tasha Jefferson to the warden's office.
誰是塔莎·杰弗遜 美味姐 Who's Tasha Jefferson? Oh, Taystee?
美味姐 馬上去典獄長辦公室 Taystee, go to the warden's office.
我們有典獄長了嗎 We have a warden?
-你大名叫塔莎嗎 -叫我去干什么 - Your name's Tasha? - What is this about?
主要工作是接聽電話和整理辦公室 The main thing is answering the phones and organizational stuff.
總的來說就是秘書 General assisting.
我也不懂 以前都沒有過秘書 I don't know. I've never had an assistant before.
我們一起摸索吧 We will figure it out together.
你發誓這是合法的嗎 And you swear this is legit?
我看過《肖申克的救贖》 'Cause I seen Shawshank
我可不想因為賬做的太好而被關禁閉 and I don't wanna go to Seg because I did your taxes too good.
我保證 I guarantee you,
你不會看到任何有我的社保號的東西 you will never see anything with my social security number on it.
別說得這么絕對 Never say never.
你為世紀挑戰公司工作 You work for MCC.
說不定哪天會被剝削到需要領政府食物券 Maybe one day you realize you need food stamps
卻不知道那些表怎么填 and you don't know how to fill out the forms.
我是你的手下 Well, I'm your girl.
我可以幫你搞定 但我需要你的號碼 I can walk you through it, but I'm gonna need them digits.
不過...我能守口如瓶 However... I'm a vault.
什么都不會說 I don't say nothing.
而且我永遠不會從一條 And I ain't never crawling
灌滿屎尿的隧道爬出去的 放輕松 through a tunnel of piss and dookie, so rest easy.
{an8}《肖申克的救贖》情節 男主人公通過自己挖通下水道越獄
好了 現在開始 你不用再做清潔 Okay. As of now, you're off janitorial
而是為我工作 and you're with me.
贊美耶穌 Praise Jesus.
每天我上班的時候 你就得工作 Every day. When I'm working, you're working.
是因為我在招聘會上勝出嗎 Is this 'cause I won at job fair?
-是的 -我要告訴那些小婊砸們 - Sure. - I told them bitches.
拿著寫字板 做好記錄 忙起來 Take a clipboard, write things down, look busy.
出去外面 Outside.
{an8}副乳樂隊 周六 晚上八點
警報 警報 警報 Alert! Alert! Alert!
什么事 What?
怎么了 海利只是帶她到處看看 What? Healy's just showing her around.
費里達在那兒呢 沒什么事 Frieda's over there. It's all good.
為什么她能像柴犬一樣 Why does she get some special garden tour
搞什么菜園特別之旅 like some fancy Shiba Inu?
她是個名人 好嗎 She's a celebrity, okay?
給我淡定一定 Fucking relax.
不好 也不淡定 Not okay. Not... Not really relaxed.
我覺得你淡定過頭了 I think you are way too relaxed...
我們現在的處境跟屎一樣 to be in this big, brown shit-uation that we're in!
洛莉 相信我 Lolly, believe me.
我的內心在翻騰 My insides have completely liquefied
緊張得隨時想吐 and I wanna vomit all the time...
但我選擇小點聲 保持冷靜 but I have chosen to keep my voice low and appear calm.
你也要這樣做 You have to do the same.
-我做不到 -你必須做到 - I can't. - You have to.
看著我 你... Look at me. You...
聽好了 你必須做到 Listen. You have to.
改變你腦海中的記憶 Change the record in your head.
想著 "他是個壞人 Play, "He was a bad man.
我們做了應做之事 并做得很好 We did what we had to do and we did it well.
現在一切安好" So now it's through."
這是咒語 快念 It's a mantra. Say it.
"我們做了應做之事 并做得很好" "We did what we had to do and we did it well."
你忘了他是個壞人那句 還有結尾 You forgot the bad man part. And the end.
但就是這個意思 But that's the idea.
一旦你感到焦慮 So whenever you're feeling worried,
一旦你開始胡思亂想 whenever your thoughts start to... wander,
就念這個咒語 just bring them back to the mantra...
然后來找我 明白嗎 and then come and find me. Okay?
"他是個壞人 擅長做壞事" "He was a bad man who did bad things well,
現在他死了 and now he's gone."
明白了 Got it!
"他是個壞人 現在他已經死了" "He was a bad man, now he's gone from the well..."
瞧這小番茄長得多好 Now that is one happy tomato.
希望我和它過得一樣好 I hope I do as well here.
我想到了個好點子 Hey, there's a good idea.
也許我們該給女人們也"施點肥" Maybe we should fertilize our women, too.
你的出發點很好 I do love your good intentions.
-嗨 朱迪 -嗨 - Hey, Judy. - Hey.
你粉絲不少嘛 You've got quite a following.
我希望大家早點厭倦這種新鮮感 Yeah, I was hoping the novelty would wear off soon.
也許我需要把自己藏進那個玉米里 Might have to hide myself in that corn.
看 多美呀 Oh, look, how beautiful!
請自便 Help yourself.
好嘞 Oh! All right.
真的嗎 Oh, really?
菜地對所有人開放了 是嗎 Free-for-all on the produce now, huh?
在不在俱樂部里 Regardless of who's in the club.
誰在培土除草 照顧幼苗 都無所謂了 Who's worked the soil, pulled the weeds, tended the seedlings.
這是新政策嗎 Is that the new policy?
-這是朱迪·金 -我知道她是誰 - This is Judy King. - Oh, I know who she is.
我看過她的日間電視節目 I've seen her... daytime TV program.
但沒什么意思 But we haven't had the pleasure.
金女士將會加入你的俱樂部 紅媽 Mrs. King is going to be joining your club, Red.
你們倆聊吧 So I'll leave you to it.
謝謝 Thank you.
你們肯定能找到很多共同話題 I'm sure you'll find a lot in common.
發色... Hair and...
和口音 accents.
我爸以前叫我"小紅" You know, my daddy used to call me "Red".
真的嗎 真可愛 Really? That's sweet.
我爸爸叫我"小太陽" My papa called me solnyshko. It means little sun.
但之后我塊頭越長越大 更加性感火熱 But I've grown bigger and hotter since then
但他卻已經死了 and he's dead.
所以你準備拿你剛摘的玉米 So what are you going to do with that ear,
做點什么 now that you've picked it?
這決定于我能找到什么其他食材 Well, I guess that depends on what else I can find around here.
我可以做南方炒玉米 茴香玉米粒 I could do a Southern fried corn, a dilled corn shooter,
或者臺灣風味烤玉米 Taiwanese-style street corn.
最好聽前輩的話 Listen to fancy pants.
我可以用它戳爆你的菊花 I could shove it up your ass.
我對爆菊興趣不大 Hmm, I'm not so big on ass play.
那你建議我做什么呢 紅媽小姐 What do you suggest I do, Miss Red?
讓我想想 I'm thinking.
{an8}大衛牌葵花籽
能給我點瓜子嗎 Can I have some seeds?
你買了袋阿華田 買啥吃啥 You bought Ovaltine. Reap what you sow.
{an8}一種奶茶粉
阿華田里面有維生素 Ovaltine's got vitamins.
我一會兒用阿華田粉跟你換 I'll trade you Ovaltine powder later
現在能給我點種子嗎 for some seeds now. I'm good for it.
沒的商量 No deal.
你會后悔的 你錯過了絕佳的麥芽飲料 You'll regret it. That's some malty goodness you're passing up.
你干嘛呢 Excuse me?
你知道這樣對我膝蓋不好 You knew going into this I had bad knees.
我的腳疼死了 My feet are killing me.
我們要擺出氣勢來 We are putting out a vibe.
如果你坐著跟我一起吃瓜子 氣勢就沒了 If you are sitting and/or eating my seeds, no vibe.
就像現在 完全沒氣勢 Right now, there is no vibe.
看 瞧見沒 See? Look at this.
突然間 我變得平易近人了 All of a sudden, I'm approachable.
提貨還是取貨 Picking up or dropping off?
都不是 我們要退出 Neither. We're out.
我昨天才給你們新的內褲 I gave you guys new ones yesterday.
我們不想參與你的內褲生意了 We're hanging up our lacy intimates.
如果是因為斯黛拉拿走的錢 我掏得起 If this is because of the money Stella took, I'm good for it.
我會付給你們 I'll pay you back.
不值得冒這個險了 It's not worth it anymore.
我們嗅到了終結的味道 We're smelling the beginning of the end.
你和你虛張聲勢的樣子 You and all your posturing,
替你瞞天過海這種破事 shipping the kangaroo down the hill.
情況開始變得危險了 It's starting to feel dangerous.
你甚至找了個大塊頭來管錢 You've even got a heavy on the payroll.
我聽懂你說什么了 I see what you did there.
-"胖子" -不是故意的 - "Heavy." - Not on purpose.
行吧 像老鼠一樣退縮吧 Fine, jump ship like rats.
我說的老鼠可不是那種可愛的卡通人物 And I'm not talking about the Disney-Pixar kind.
反正我也本打算炒掉你們中的一個 I was gonna fire one of you anyway,
但我不告訴你們是誰 but I'm not gonna say which one.
自己琢磨吧 Chew on that.
我們要去跑道散步 We're gonna take a walk on the track,
你要來嗎 夏威夷小姐 you wanna join us, Kahuna?
不 她不去 她膝蓋不好 No, she does not. She's got bad knees.
享受免費流汗的快感吧 Enjoy sweating for free.
我希望你們能火速 I expect all my undies
將你們手上的內褲交還給我 still in your possession returned posthaste.
"火速" 太離譜了 "Posthaste"? That's nuts.
-你有什么想說的嗎 -當然 - Do you have something to say? - Sure.
不過還是等我的朋友來再說吧 But I'll wait till I'm with my friends.
打板投籃 Off the backboard.
個子矮 黑皮膚 球技爛 Short, black and bad at basketball.
-從1990年起就期望破滅了 -沒事的 - Subverting expectations since 1990. - Oh, it's okay.
利奇菲爾德最新拉拉情侶 迷你版 Litchfield's latest lesbos, in fun-size.
聽著 你們這場世界上最長的 Look, how much longer do you think
投籃比賽還要搞多久 the world's longest game of Horse is gonna go on?
她不是同性戀 She ain't a lesbian.
我明白了 I see.
開搞前先試試深淺 Testing the waters before diving in face-first?
我對人本身感興趣 而不是性別 I'm attracted to people, not genders.
你還真是特別 Well, aren't you special.
你為什么不動用下靈活的性取向 Tell you what, why don't you use some of that sexual fluidity
從球場讓開 讓真正的漢子們打球 to slide off the court so the real men can play?
來吧 Come on.
雖然我覺得給別人貼標簽很虛偽 Even though I do think labeling is a total sham...
我能感受到起綽號帶來的力量 I see the power in reclaiming an epithet.
比如你們有"黑鬼" Like you guys have with "nigga."
好吧 這個不太貼切 Okay, maybe not that exactly.
可是...我很喜歡你 But... I really like you.
真的很喜歡 Like, really a lot.
我想給你的感情賦予特殊的名字 And I just-- I wanna honor your feelings,
如果你覺得這很特別的話 you know, if you wanna call this something.
比如 我們是好姬友 或者 Like, we're girlfriend-girlfriend, or...
紅顏知己 lezzy togezzy.
我不知道 I don't know.
不如就說我們很快樂 就這樣吧 How about we say we're happy, yeah? Leave it at that?
好 Okay.
該死 Oh, shit.
你好 好啊 Hey! Hi! Hi...
朱迪 我... Judy, I'm...
你好 妹子 Hey, girl.
你... 該死 You're... Fuck!
太可愛了 It is so cute
每次她在附近 你就一臉懵逼 how moony you get every time she's around.
你嘴上說"可愛" 可意思是"挫得一逼" By "Cute" You mean, "Lame as fuck."
對 你得振作起來 Well, yeah. You need to pull it together.
我是說 你敬仰她 但她也是普通人 I mean, she's a person you admire, but she's still just a person.
普通人 對 A person. Right.
你應該能和任何人交流 You should be able to have a conversation with anyone.
你好 我是布魯克 我是你的鄰居 Hi, I'm Brook. I'm your neighbor.
你是否聽說在展會街和歐幾里得街的路口 I was wondering if you'd heard about the plans to build a Walmart
{an8}離我家后院遠點
要建一座沃爾瑪 at the corner of Exposition and Euclid?
對 我聽說了 Yeah, I heard about it.
我們一行人 Well, I'm one of a group of citizens
想要說服市議會 trying to convince the city council
將那塊空地改建為公園 to turn that lot into a park space instead.
你是否愿意 I was wondering if you'd be willing
和我好好談談 to have a friendly discussion,
甚至在請愿書上簽字呢 or maybe even sign our petition?
當然 如果你把上衣脫了的話 Sure... if you take your top off.
夠了 這太失禮了 Okay, that is inappropriate.
是的 但失禮的事情確實可能發生 Yes. Inappropriate things do happen out there.
你會怎么處理呢 How would you handle it?
你真覺得一個成年人會叫我把上衣脫了 You really think a grown man is gonna ask me to take my top off?
第十街3134號住了個性侵犯 他可能會 Well, there's a sex offender at 3134 10th Street. He might.
不 你不非要去性侵犯家 No, you do not have to go to the sex offender's house.
如果那家人讓他或她感覺不舒服 No one has to knock on any door
你就不用去敲他家門 that makes him or her feel uncomfortable.
不過我要求你們要大膽一些 突破自己 But I do urge you all to be bold and stretch yourself.
順便問一句 大家都簽免責聲明了嗎 By the way, has everyone signed their liability waivers?
該死 Oh, shit.
我聽說他喜歡小男孩 I hear he likes little boys.
小男孩 亞裔女孩 有什么區別嗎 Little boy, Asian girl, are they really that far apart?
你說我們是和平分手 You said our break-up was going to be amicable.
對 我說過好多話 Yeah, I said a lot of things.
你也是 比如"我愛你 So did you, like, "I love you.
我會永遠愛你 這件事與奧倫無關" I'll always love you. This is not because of Oren."
等等 什么 Wait, what?
他為了追求你把我甩了 She dumped me to get with you.
嫌我顏值不高領不出門 I'm not sweet enough arm-candy.
我的天 Oh, my God!
你們能等會再演肥皂劇嗎 Could you kids drop the soap opera for another time?
我們今天下午要出去 We're going out there this afternoon.
你們得做好準備 You need to feel like you're prepared.
顯然 她沒準備好 Well, clearly, she's not.
她都沒法應付"脫掉上衣"的狀況 She can't even handle "Take your top off."
好 賭50塊我籌到的簽名比你多 伊森 Okay, 50 bucks says I get more signatures than you, Ethan.
不賭 人們為了讓你閉嘴 馬上就會簽的 No bet. People will sign just to shut you up.
不如這樣 But here's a bet.
你去讓那個戀童癖簽字 我就給你50塊 Get the pedo to sign, I'll give you your 50 bucks.
奧倫也會和你約會 怎么樣 And Oren will go on a date with you. Cool?
-我并沒有... -好 - I'm not really in-- - Okay!
開戰了 You are so on.
他會簽的 然后你會給我錢 He will sign and you will give me cash,
然后我會用它來買個裝大麻的挎包 and I will spend it on a new hemp messenger bag
和草莓味的潤滑油 and strawberry lube,
因為奧倫似乎特別中意草莓 because Oren seems like a strawberry kind of guy.
好了 我們再討論一下 Well-- great, now let's talk one more time
身體語言反射 about mirroring body language.
我是說 如果你給我買塊手表 I'm just saying, if you bought me a watch,
我就能更準時 I'd be on the time better.
-墻上有一塊表 -沒在我的辦公室里 - There's a clock on the wall. - Not in my office.
我給你辦公室放個時鐘 I'll put a clock in your office.
或者你可以給我買塊手表 Or you could buy me a watch,
像現在這樣不在辦公室時 so when we out of the office like now,
我也可以告訴你 "卡普托先生 I could tell you things like, "hey, Mr. Caputo,
我們見皮斯科特拉就遲了幾分鐘 we're only a few minutes late to meet Piscatella,
再說了你才是老板 放松" and you the boss anyhow, so relax."
我會考慮你的手表請求的 I will consider your watch request.
我只是想讓你過得輕松點 Hey, I'm just trying to make your life better.
和我的利益無關 This ain't about me.
對了 我們到了以后你想讓我做什么 By the way, what you want me to do once we there?
-做筆記 -等一下 等一下 - Take notes. - Hold up, hold up.
"做筆記" 明白 "Take notes." Got you.
全部刷一遍 Mop it all around.
該死 Damn!
{an8}美國裝修房子的真人秀
這地方就像《修復成癮之利奇菲爾德篇》 This place is like Rehab Addict: Litchfield Edition.
還有真的癮君子參與 And with, like, real addicts.
簡而言之 So, in a nutshell...
電工還在解決網絡問題 electrical is still having Internet issues,
管道系統正常 但是目前沒有熱水 plumbing works, but no hot water yet.
床和其它家具 All beds and extraneous furniture
已經組裝完畢 可以入住了 are assembled and ready for move-in.
室內的粉刷... Now, the interior paint--
犯人 Uh, inmate?
你寫的東西以后 What are you possibly writing that will have any salience
會有任何突出貢獻嗎 past this moment in time?
卡普托先生想要筆記 Well, Mr. Caputo wants notes.
我不知道"突出貢獻"什么意思 Now, I don't know what salience is,
但是我覺得待辦事項表 but I think a checklist of what's completed and what's not
太他媽粽要了 is hella revalent.
你是說"重"吧 重要 You mean "rel." Relevant.
我只是在盡自己的職責 I mean, I'm trying to do my job,
和你一樣 大塊頭 same as you, big man.
你是說 我們在任何平行世界里 Are you... suggesting that we are in any way,
可能會有任何相似之處嗎 犯人 on any planet, in any universe, the same, inmate?
你去看看盧斯奇克網絡修得怎么樣了吧 Why don't you go check on Luschek and the Internet situation?
-什么 -讓我目送你走[送手表] - What? - Let me watch you go.
你要目"送"我走 Oh, you gonna "watch me" watch me?
我要目"送"你 I will watch... you.
-走 -這就去 - Go! - I'm goin'.
是"時候"了 It's clearly that... time.
-看著我走 -走吧 - Look at me go. - Go.
-能問個問題嗎 卡普托先生 -說 - May I ask you a question, Mr. Caputo? - Shoot.
你究竟為什么選她做助理 How did you choose her to be your assistant, exactly?
-僅限你知我知 -好的 先生 - Between you and me? - Yes, sir.
她是還算聰明的人里面 She's the only semi-intelligent one that I'm only...
我還算喜歡的那個 semi-attracted to.
跟我來 我帶你看看浴室 Well, if you'll follow me, I'll show you the bathroom.
你在寫什么 What are you writing?
拜托 為什么所有人都一副 Man, why everybody act like
從沒見過會寫字的黑人女性的樣子 they ain't never seen a black woman with a clipboard before?
不 是你的筆 No, it's your pen.
它書寫時的噪聲讓我極度焦慮 It's exorbitantly scratchy and it's giving me anxiety.
每日新詞啊 我需要那種日歷 Damn, A-Word-A-Day. I need to get me one of them calendars.
"焦慮"不是從日歷里學的 我本來就知道 "Anxiety" wasn't from the calendar. That's just me.
"極度"是學的 But... "exorbitant" was.
這些電話線好粗 Check out these fat phone cords.
該死 我可以用這里面的鐵絲 Shit, I could make so many bracelets
做多少手鏈啊 out of the wires in one of these--
那些不是電話線 那是網線 Those ain't phone cords. They're for the Internet.
相信我 你要是想讓那些警衛 And believe me, you want some of them guards
看完黃片擼個爽 to be able to watch their porn
再出去執勤的話 就別亂動 and get it all out before they on duty, so you best leave it.
為什么你不能住這里 盧斯奇克 So, hey, how come you don't get to live here, Luschek?
-因為我有家 犯人 -真的嗎 - Because I have a home, inmate. - Oh, yeah?
只屬于我自己的地下室 An entire basement to myself.
不過你得承認 這挺時髦的 You gotta admit, though, it is kind of swanky... you know?
這個房間不僅可以裝下所有家庭成員 I mean, you could fit an entire family just right in here
還能再放個電視 and still have room for a TV.
掛幾張X光片 就是甜蜜的家了 Couple of pictures of X-rays. Home sweet home.
-掛X光片 -沒錯 - Did you just say X-rays? - I did say X-rays.
因為我外婆的胯骨骨折時 'Cause when my grandmammy broke her pelvis,
我們家所有小孩都照了X光 all of us kids got X-rays.
因為醫生很貼心 'Cause the doctor was really nice,
而且我媽在和他有一腿 and my mom was doing him on the side.
很搞笑 不是嗎 That's funny, huh?
他真的給我照了全身X光 He literally took an entire X-ray of my whole skeleton,
我學著英國紳士 把它掛在墻上 and I hung it up on my wall like a fancy English guy.
不過不是真的人體骨骼 But it was just pictures of bones instead of...
只是骨頭照片而已 you know, it wasn't, like, real bones.
你的人生真是光怪陸離 Your life is grotesque.
-又是個高級詞匯 -你在這干嘛 - Another big word. - What are you even doing here?
卡普托先生讓我過來看看網絡情況 Mr. Caputo wanted me to check up on the Internet issue.
犯人 Inmate...
燙傷脖同志 說明問題 Scar-neck, explain the problem.
網絡用不了 It doesn't work.
就是這樣 There you go.
你好 寶貝 Hey, baby.
我以為你一小時前就回家了 Yeah, I thought you were getting home an hour ago.
從商店回家的路況太糟糕 Oh, I know, the traffic was awful coming back from the store.
我覺得是遇上車禍之類的了 I think there was a wreck or something.
總之 工作如何 你還好嗎 Anyway, how was work? How are you?
-維尼 -聽著 我很抱歉 - Vinnie? - Look, I'm sorry.
我心情不好 I'm just in a mood.
別擔心 Well, don't you worry.
坐穩了 我要給你按摩后背 You just sit right down. I'm gonna give you such a nice backrub.
羅娜 Lorna...
-羅娜 -親愛的 你太緊繃了 - Lorna! - Honey, you're so tense.
我對你上下其手 摸到了 I'm reaching around and I'm feeling down
你堅如磐石的腹肌 your chiseled and bumpy abs.
天哪 Oh, my goodness.
我摸到了你的老二 一柱擎天 I just found your cock-a-doodle-doo and it's so hard.
-維尼 快點 -我忙著呢 行嗎 - Vinnie? Hurry up! - I'm busy! All right?
羅娜 我今天沒性致 好嗎 Lorna, I can't really do this today, okay?
試試又不傷身 Well, can you at least try?
不 我的室友 太尷尬了 No, my roommates! It's awkward.
我在五十個女人面前 Well, I'm talking about
談論怎么親吻你的襠部 kissing crotches in front of 50 other women,
你竟然覺得很尷尬 but for you, it's awkward?
我不知道 我覺得你喜歡這樣 I don't know, I thought you were into that.
可是 Well, uh...
也許你對你室友會有感覺 maybe you could feel that way about your roommates.
別這么說 Don't say that.
你有揚聲器嗎 開一下免提 寶貝 Well, do you have a speaker? Put me on speaker, baby.
我會給你和你哥們甜言蜜語 I'll talk so nice for you and the boys.
維尼 你幫不幫他做作業 Vinnie, are you gonna help him with his homework?
羅娜 我的室友是我的父母和弟弟 Lorna, my roommates are my parents and my kid brother.
什么 What?
行了吧 現在你知道了 All right? There, now you know.
你為什么不早說 Well, why didn't you say that before?
那樣你還有什么幻想的念頭 I mean, what kind of fantasy is that gonna be?
你以為你嫁給了一個男人 不是小男孩 You thought you married a man, not a boy.
聽著 我得掛了 行嗎 Look, I gotta go, all right?
基諾放學了 我得輔導他做作業 Gino's back from school. I gotta help him with his homework.
好吧 Okay.
我想他和他弟弟住一間房 I think he shares a room with his kid brother.
所以你不會再當著大家面電話性愛了 Does that mean no more phone-boning in front of everybody?
因為說實話 這挺惡心的 Because, legit, that shit was kind of gross.
不過也很火辣 But also hot.
我現在心情很復雜 I'm having mixed emotions right now.
我也是 Yeah, me, too.
她把青豆都拿走了 我讓她別這么做 She's taking all the green beans. I asked her not to!
好聲好氣的 然并卵 Nicely, even! Ignored.
她的腦殘粉們 總是陰魂不散 And her flunkeys, always lurking around now.
-看 -我在看 - Look! - I'm looking.
在俄羅斯 有句俚語叫 In Russia, we have a saying...
"Na chuzhoj karavaj rot ne razevaj" "Na chuzhoj karavaj rot ne razevaj."
"別張嘴吃別人的面包" "Don't open your mouth to eat other people's bread."
不然呢 Or what?
{an8}希特勒 拿破侖等均敗給蘇聯的嚴寒 俄國的冬天被稱為冬將軍
去問冬天的德國人吧 Ask the Germans in wintertime.
朱迪女士 Miss Judy?
你能在我的食譜上簽名嗎 I was wondering if you would sign my cookbook.
當然 Of course.
真好 That's so nice.
我們都出去了之后 我就買一本去找你 I'll buy one and bring it to you when we both get out.
好的 那我們就約定了 All right, well, we have a date, then.
謝謝女士們 那就先再見了 Now, thank you, ladies. Bye-bye for now. All right.
你好啊 朱迪·金 Hey, there, Judy King.
所有證據表明罪名成立 Oh, guilty as charged, in all respects.
這是個笑話 親愛的 That's a joke, darlin'.
你要知道這里有很多人很好笑 You know, a lot of people
但她們并沒有在搞笑 in here are funny without meaning to be.
教訓讓我學會收斂笑聲 I learned the hard way to hold my mirth.
盡情地笑吧 我就是在開玩笑 Oh, well, let your mirth fly free. I mean to be funny.
那好吧 All right.
其實 我想跟你 Actually, I was wondering
說說我的朋友 if I could speak to you about my friend.
那個弱智的小女孩嗎 Oh, that little retarded girl?
她其實沒有智力缺陷 She's actually not... challenged at all,
我們應該這么說 而不是"弱智" which is what we're supposed to say, not the R-word.
RFLMNOPQ開頭的這些詞 Oh, uh... "R"S, "F"S, "L-M-N-O-P"S and "Q"S.
跟你說 我只要說這些詞 You know, I get in more
就會有麻煩上身 trouble for expanding those single letter words,
但我絕不會說N開頭的[Nigger] but never "N"S.
雖然我說話慢 我也沒那么笨 Despite this drawl, I'm brighter than that.
你接著說 So, now, you were saying?
關于你那個沒有缺陷的朋友 About your friend who is not challenged.
我能說"特殊"嗎 Am I allowed to say "Special"?
她也不特殊 她對我來說很特別 No, she's not special. Well, she is to me.
但不是那個意思 But not euphemistically.
她是你的粉絲 一見到你她就特別緊張 She's a fan and whenever she sees you, she freaks out.
你得理解 You've gotta understand.
體制性種族主義 Institutional racism...
把社會中最脆弱的一群人 traps the most vulnerable people in our society
禁錮在圈子里 in this cycle of incarceration which,
一個個地被貧困套牢 in turn, leads to a cycle of poverty.
這讓像你這樣有錢有勢的白種人 It makes someone like you... someone rich and powerful and white,
可望不可即 virtually unapproachable.
好吧 我理一下 All right, so now let me get this straight.
你的朋友當著我的面像個白癡 Your friend acts like a moron around me
是因為她是個貧窮的黑人 because she's black and poor?
-是這樣嗎 -差不多 是的 - Is that right? - Basically... yes.
她媽媽可能是個癮君子什么的 I think her mother was a crack addict or something.
你可能不屬于這個群體 You might as well be an alien.
但你可以拉近彼此的距離 But you could bridge the divide.
-像你一樣 -正是 - The way you did. - Yeah, exactly!
這樣吧 午飯時間你帶她過來怎么樣 All right, how about this? Why don't you bring her over at lunch?
好的 Okay.
那將像是 It'll be like,
社會頂端和底端的百分之一互相會面 the 1% sitting with the other 1%.
天哪 Oh, my God.
另一端百分之一 這話題名不錯 "The other 1%" is such a good hashtag.
新奧爾良警方呼吁... The New Orleans police put out a call to...
-你好 我叫布魯克 -聽著 - Hi! My name is Brook... - Look...
我想知道 and I was wondering if--
想拍照就拍照 想扔雞蛋就扔雞蛋 Take your picture or smash an egg in my face,
想做什么就做 or whatever you need to do
你跟你朋友開心就好 for you and your friends to get your jollies.
-別給我下圈套好嗎 -我沒想下圈套 - But spare me the setup, all right? - I don't have a setup.
你知道我是誰嗎 You know who I am?
知道 Yeah, I do, actually.
你是社區的成員之一 You're a member of the community
你有跟你鄰居一樣有權對 who has as much right as any of your neighbors
計劃建在展會街和歐幾里得街的路口的 to be concerned about the big-box monstrosity
巨型賣場提出異議 that's being proposed for the corner of Exposition and Euclid.
你有時間的話 我希望能跟你談談 I'd be happy to talk about it with you, if you have the time.
我在看卡特里娜颶風的新聞 Look, I'm watching this Hurricane Katrina stuff.
真的很嚴重 It's really intense.
若讓沃爾瑪這種巨型企業轟炸我們的星球 The world's gonna be lousy with Katrinas
這個世界將充斥著卡特里娜這樣的災難 if we let mega-corporations like Walmart carbon-bomb our planet.
要進來嗎 You wanna come in?
好 Sure.
我從頭到尾跟你縮一遍 Yeah, I'll give you the whole shpiel.
說一遍 Spiel.
抱歉 我老發不好這個音 Sorry, I never know how to pronounce that.
等等 Wait...
你多大 How old are you?
十九 Nineteen.
好 Okay.
請進 Come in.
這次颶風極其嚴重 ...aspect of this terrible hurricane
以超過230公里的時速登陸 that came on land with 145 mile-an-hour...
好 Okay.
不知道你有沒有意識到 I don't know if you realize,
超級零售商的入駐 比如沃爾瑪 but the introduction of mega-retailers, like Walmart,
對房價總是有著消極的影響... almost invariably have a negative effect on property values--
-你很緊張 -我不緊張 - You're so nervous. - I'm not nervous.
我急切地渴望拯救本地企業 I'm passionate about saving local businesses.
比如洛拉燈籠褲什么的 Like Lola's Bloomers.
-我能看看嗎 -當然 - May I? - Sure. Sure.
保守估計 Conservative estimates are that there will be
由于施工原因 thousands of more cars in the
周邊地區的車流量會劇增 neighborhood per day because of the construction--
這上面說你們想在那建個公園 It says you wanna put a park in instead.
我的住處與公園之間的距離不得少于760米 I can't live within 2,500 feet of a park.
他們真的會把我趕出我自己家的 They would literally kick me out of my own home.
抱歉 Sorry.
能談談我們刻意回避的那件事嗎 Can I talk about the elephant in the room for a second?
最好不要 I wish you wouldn't.
我面前的你并不像一個怪物 I look across from me and I don't see a monster.
我看到的是一個 I see a human being fighting
努力控制住獸性的人 to control the animalistic parts of his brain,
意念戰勝了沖動 true grit overcoming impulse.
不是所有人都對你說三道四 Not everybody judges you.
如果我告訴你是兒童色情呢 What if I told you it was kiddie porn?
我 I'd...
會說你需要幫助 say you need support,
然后我會稱贊 and I'd applaud your restraint
你控制住了沖動 找到新的發泄出口 for finding an outlet for your compulsions.
你可什么都敢說 You will really say whatever it takes.
事實比兒童色情要差遠了 Well, it was a lot worse than kiddie porn.
想看嗎 Wanna see?
不 我不需要 不 No, I don't... I don't need... No.
不需要 No need.
{an8}本地情侶因沙灘性行為被捕
等等 你就只是在沙灘上做了個愛 Wait, all you did was have sex on the beach?
兩個成年人在一片無人的沙灘上 Consenting adults on an empty beach.
好吧 除了那個 Well, except for the creeper
把這錄下來交給警察的變態 that filmed it and turned us in to the cops.
你覺得惹上麻煩的是那變態嗎 But you think that pervo got in trouble?
太荒唐了 我想說 That is insane. I mean...
你的故事給人敲了警鐘 You are such a cautionary tale.
本可以的 前提是人們清楚事實 I would be, if people got the story right.
但我一一上門告訴人們真實的狀況時 But once I had to go around door-to-door announcing my status,
謠言四起 the rumors got started...
我不知道 這事一團糟 I don't know. It's all so fucked.
給 Here.
沃爾瑪不會因為這樣就輸了 It's not like Walmart's gonna lose.
太好了 Awesome.
卡普托典獄長的辦公室 Warden Caputo's office.
我是杰弗遜女士 有什么能幫到您嗎 This is Ms. Jefferson speaking, how may I assist you?
卡普托典獄長現在有空嗎 Is Warden Caputo available?
幫您確認 請稍后 Let me place you on a brief hold while I go and check.
操 Fuck.
你再打回來吧 Oh, well, you gonna call back.
喂 我還沒掛 Hello? I'm still here.
我去 你真沒掛 為什么提示燈滅了 Damn, you are still there. Then why the little light go out?
好吧不重要 他現在不在這 Anyway, don't matter, I ain't got him right now.
請轉告他我曾來過電話 Will you please let him know I called?
沒問題 你多保重 All right, you take good care now.
靠 Shit.
怎么了 發生什么了 What? What happened?
我忘了問他尊姓大名了 I didn't quite get his name.
你不知道電話是誰打的嗎 You don't know who it was?
是個男的 Well, it was some brother,
你非要問我的話 聽著像個推銷員 sounded like a salesman-type, if you ask me.
所以我算是幫了你一個忙 So I probably did you a favor there.
還有一位白人女士 Oh! And then some white lady,
打電話問關于聚會的事情 she called about a get-together. Mmm-hmm.
你又沒記名字 It happened twice?
天 杰弗遜 我付你錢干嘛使的 Jesus, Jefferson, what am I paying you for?
你確定她說的是聚會這個詞嗎 Are you sure she said "Get-together"?
什么意思 是指會議嗎 What does that even mean? Like... like, a meeting?
就是會議 Like a meeting.
也有可能是約會 Or... like a date, maybe.
你是不是對我有所隱瞞 You holding out on me?
是不是在外面有小寶貝兒了 You somebody's Ca-baby-boo-to?
你麻煩大了 杰弗遜 You're on thin fucking ice, Jefferson.
打電話的是琳達嗎 Was it Linda?
有可能 Possibly.
不是娜塔莉吧 It wasn't Natalie, was it?
更有可能是琳達 Linda sounds more right.
行 給世紀挑戰公司的琳達撥電話 Okay. Get Linda from MCC on the line.
好的 All right.
按一號線那個按鈕 Press the button that says "Line one."
-一號線 -按9 然后撥號 - One. - Nine and the number.
9 懂了 Nine... Got you.
喂 您好 Uh, hello?
您好 卡普托先生想與您通話 Yes, hello. I have Director Caputo.
我這就給您轉接 I will transfer you now.
見鬼 Shit!
卡普托典獄長辦公室 Warden Caputo's office.
我接到電話了 杰弗遜 Jefferson, I got it.
我的錯 我的錯 My bad! My bad!
-你好 是喬嗎 -嗨 琳達 - Hello, uh, Joe? - Linda, hi. Uh...
杰弗遜 掛掉你的電話 Jefferson, hang up your line.
我不想搞得你們斷線 I don't wanna disconnect y'all.
快掛電話 Hang up the phone!
我還在培訓我的助理 Uh, I'm still training her.
我聽說你打過電話說要聚會 Uh, I got your message about a get-together.
是嗎 可能是另一個琳達 Oh, uh... wrong Linda, I think.
但是我們的確需要慶祝一下勝利 But we do need to celebrate our victory.
退伍老兵都開始當警衛了 All these veterans becoming guards.
沒錯 是需要慶祝一下 Yes. Yes, we absolutely do.
那你今晚有約了嗎 Any chance you're free tonight?
今天晚上嗎 Tonight?
有空 好極了 Yes, it's perfect.
我們可以慶祝 順便談談公事 We can celebrate and, uh, talk business.
今晚八點在豐塔納餐廳見如何 How about La Fontana's at 8:00?
太好了 Yeah, great.
-好 晚上見 -好 再見 - Great. I'll see you tonight. - Okay, bye.
連獄警都得排隊上廁所了啊 Ah! Even the staff waits for the bathroom now, hmm?
有什么能為你效勞的 紅媽 What can I do for you, Red?
我想和你聊聊那個姓金的女人 I want to talk to you about the King woman.
你們倆越來越投緣了 是嗎 You two are hitting it off, right?
你讓她用了我的園子 You gave her the run of my garden.
你覺得會有什么好結果嗎 How did you think that would go?
在月球上插一面旗幟 You know, planting a flag
又不代表你能占領月球 on the Moon doesn't mean that you own it.
你是俄國人 我以為你明白這道理 You're Russian. I thought you'd appreciate that attitude.
不是這碼事 我只是關心她而已 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm only concerned for her.
在監獄里 尊重是要靠努力贏來的 Respect in prison has to be earned.
這話我可不敢說 I don't know about that.
這兒的獄警給過你很多回旋的空間 You've received a lot of leeway from staff around here.
你現在混的也不錯 You seem to be doing all right.
是因為這個嗎 你在懲罰我嗎 Was that what this is about? Are you punishing me?
你做錯了什么嗎 Did you do something wrong?
我做事是出于迫不得已 I did the only reasonable thing I could.
在囚犯和獄警之間 There's no such thing as a consensual relationship
不存在什么你情我愿 between a prisoner and a guard.
羅娜的婚禮是個苦樂參半的結局 Lorna's wedding was a bittersweet end
紀念的是一段不曾存在的感情 山姆 to a relationship that never actually happened, Sam.
這是你的主觀臆斷 瑞澤尼科夫 You're reading something into this that isn't there, Reznikov.
金女士的事宜與你毫無干系 And what goes on with Mrs. King is none of your business.
你們太慣著她了 You're pampering her.
她竟然有雜志看 She even gets a magazine?
你想干嘛 盧茨 What do you want, Ruiz?
我聽說你們出了點勞資糾紛 I heard about your labor dispute.
也許我朋友可以頂你們的缺 I thought maybe my friends could fill in?
這是小鴿 This is Pidge.
你認識小靈的 或者說她認識你 You know Ouija, or she knows you.
這是水鉆 And that's Zirconia.
水鉆 Zirconia?
我進來之前把它們都取下來了 I took out all my rocks before I come in,
這樣就沒人會把它們當鉆石搶走了 so nobody would think they was diamonds and rip 'em out.
況且 Plus...
他們應該不允許帶進來 I don't think it's allowed.
他們都準備好要加入你的內褲幫了 They're all ready and willing to join your panty party.
我能和你談談嗎 單獨談談 Can I talk to you for a sec? Privately, please.
你干什么呢 這不是什么上市的外貿公司 What are you doing? This is not a publicly traded company.
交易存在的前提之一就是保密 Its very existence depends on keeping its existence hidden.
別那么激動 我只是想幫你 Chill the fuck out. I was just trying to help you.
我不需要你幫 I don't need your help.
我需要你放小心點 What I need is your discretion,
把一群流氓帶到我的地盤 and you bringing a bunch of
可不是什么小心之舉 thugs into my house is the opposite of that.
我決定誰知道極惡幫的存在 I decide who knows about Felonious Spunk.
我決定誰能加入 I decide who gets hired.
我才是這所監獄里內褲生意的負責人 I am the prison pussy panty business.
作為一個內褲販子 這口氣也太大了 Somebody's getting a little big for her panties, I think.
我就當做你是在說自己好了 I'm gonna choose to assume you're talking about yourself
也當你跟我道過歉了 and take that as an apology.
你空有一張說不停的嘴 查普曼 You're talking shit out a paper asshole, Chapman.
有一天如果真正的狠角色找上你了 But when an actual hard-ass bitch decides to call you on it...
那樣的話 well...
她說的狠角色肯定是指她自己 Pretty sure she was talking about herself on that last one.
這不公平 It's not fair.
簡直是這所監獄里發生過最不公的事 It is the most unfair thing that's ever happened in this prison.
那次卡森因為打噴嚏太響被關禁閉呢 Mmm, what about when Carson went to SHU for sneezing too loud?
還有那個波多黎各女孩 叫什么來著 Or what's-her-face, the Puerto Rican girl,
壞了一只眼的那個 with the gimpy eye?
她有一次領錯藥了 And when she got the wrong
吃藥之后開始發瘋 meds by accident in the med line and went nutso,
用叉匙把另一只眼也捅壞了 and gimped her other eye with a spork.
現在她兩只眼都看不太清 Now, she double gimp-eyed.
以前冰妹為了從黃胡那兒搞到毒品 Or how 'bout when Pornstache used to make the meth heads
就在拖把間給他口了 blow him for drugs in the mop closet?
還有查普曼拿到準假的時候 Or the time Chapman got furlough?
我收回剛才的話 重新措辭 I retract and redact.
應該這么說 New statement.
這絕對算是這所監獄里發生過的 It's easily the top 138
最不公平的前一百三十八件事之一 most unfair things that has ever happened here.
什么事兒啊 What is?
你的新工作 Your new job.
我的新工作超級贊 My job is the bomb!
你本來做著最賺錢的工作 You sit at a desk all day
結果被派去天天坐辦公室 when you were plucked from the most rewarding job.
我不是說你干的活兒 I'm not saying it's on par
和監獄里的各種人權侵犯所等同 with all the human rights abuses in here,
但是女人為了擺脫辦公室秘書的形象 but women fought for a long
奮斗了很長的時間 time to shake the role of desk-ridden secretary.
你是認真的嗎 Are you for real?
你能上網嗎 Do you get the Internet?
你有小冰箱嗎 Do you have a mini-fridge?
有能通往會說話的動物王國的鑰匙嗎 Do you have a skeleton key made from real human bone
用人骨頭做的那種萬能鑰匙 that opens a door to a world of talking animals?
我得到了一個筆記板 Man, I got me a clipboard
以及和卡普托先生的私人關系 and a personal relationship with Mr. Caputo.
聽著 如果喬治.R.R.馬丁要寫監獄 Man, if George R. R. Martin wrote about prisons,
我就是典獄長之手 I'd be, like... the Hand of the Warden.
書中的國王之手最后不都死了嗎 Yo, don't the Hand always die in them books?
隨便 好吧 Man, whatever, okay?
凜冬將至 賤人們 Winter is coming, bitches.
我馬上就有手表了 And I'm getting me a watch.
-真的嗎 -當然 - For real? - Yes.
我感覺她在笑著向我揮手 I feel like she's smiling and waving at me.
也許她能看到死人 而現在就有個死人 Maybe she can see dead people and there's one standing right...
站在你面前 right in front of you.
是不是寒毛都豎起來了 Are the hairs standing up on the back of your neck?
我感覺我完了 I feel like I'm the dead person.
我...可能私底下給你安排了一個約會 I... may have set you up on a blind friend date!
-等等 你干了什么 不 -驚喜 - Wait, you did what? No! - Surprise!
-什么 -我跟她說了你的事 - What? - I just talked you up.
-快去 放松點 -你... - Go! Be yourself. - Yo...
-快去 小珀 -快去 小珀 - Go, P! - Go, P!
快去 小珀 Go, P!
-我給你整理一下衣服 -別碰我 - Let me fix your clothes. - Get off me!
你肯定就是浦西了[音同陰道] You must be Poo-see.
她叫她浦西 She called her Poo-see!
抱歉 我說對了嗎 No, I'm sorry. Did I say that right?
是的 珀比 是法國名字 Yeah, yeah. Poussey, it's French.
法語啊 Oh, French.
我是跟我姑母姓的 I was named after a great aunt
她曾經把珠寶藏在垂胸下以防美國佬搶走 who hid pearls from the Yankees under her pendulous breasts.
而且她還自創了一種 And she also brewed a famous
著名的可以治好鉤蟲病的療法 home remedy that supposedly cured hookworm.
-沒那么神奇 -聽著 - Not quite so exotic. - Listen.
我...我想... I... I feel...
我想我得道歉... I feel like I need to apologize...
因為我一直 ...for just being all, like,
這么奇怪 我只是... weird and stuff, you know, I just...
我知道你所有的事情 I dig your whole thing, you know.
我只是 我經常看你的節目 And I just, I watch your show so much,
所以見到了真人 so seeing you in person was just,
我跟女粉絲似的 激動得說不出話 you know, I got all tongue-tied, and fan-girly and stuff.
所以我就嘗試著說些什么 So I'd try to say words,
但是話到嘴邊 我就... but when they came out of my mouth, it just sound like...
沒事 沒事 放松 寶貝 All right, all right, all right. Relax, darlin'.
你朋友已經全部告訴我了 她都幫你搞定了 Your friend has told me the whole story. She has got you covered.
你總得找個好伙伴 You gotta sink a hook in the keepers,
特別是在這種地方 especially in this place.
說來有趣 You know, it's funny.
我和布魯克 我們本來都不可能會有交集 Me and Brook, we never would've crossed paths.
我從小到大全周歷了全世界 I mean, growing up all over the world,
和一個嚴厲保守的家庭經歷了各種文化的沖擊 bouncing culture to culture with a strict, conservative family,
而她卻是 versus, you know,
和一群骯臟的嬉皮士睡在大街帳篷里 sleeping in tent cities with a bunch of dirty hippies,
吃垃圾堆里的食物 eating food out of dumpsters. Oof!
你真的經歷了很多 You have been through a lot.
不 我是說 這挺好的 Nah, it was... I mean, it was good.
我是說 這是很艱難 Well, I mean, it was hard, you know?
因為經常搬家 Like, I guess being transient,
沒有任何交情長久的朋友 and not really having any long-term friends,
但是我會說三種語言 but I do know three languages.
等等... Hmm! Wait...
-你會三種語言嗎 -是啊 - You know three languages? - Yeah.
一個吸毒妓女的孩子怎么會學到三種語言呢 How does the child of a crack whore learn three languages?
-太不可思議了 -什么 - That is remarkable. - Excuse me?
什么語言 What languages?
英語 法語 德語 English, French and German.
你剛說我媽媽是吸毒妓女嗎 Did you just call my mother a crack whore?
我媽媽擁有藝術史碩士學位 My mother had a masters in Art History
她連阿司匹林都不怎么吃 and she could barely take an aspirin.
-什么 -我爸爸是陸軍少校 - Excuse me? - My dad is a major in the army.
我本來是要去西點軍校的 I was supposed to go to West Point.
我想你肯定以為我不過一介監獄混混罷了 I guess you were expecting just another ghetto prison rat.
至少我跟她有一個符合這種成見 At least one of us lives up to the stereotype.
什么 不是的 寶貝 不是的 What, no! Sweetheart, no!
你還真是誤會我說的話了 You have snatched the taste right out of my mouth.
我只是重復了你朋友跟我說的話而已 I'm just parroting what your girlfriend told me about you.
你出身貧寒之類的 You came out of a cycle of poverty, blah, blah, blah.
我看你們倆 I mean, it seems to me that you
雖是戀人但交談甚少啊 two formed this relationship without talking much.
你知道我在學意大利語嗎 Did you know I am learning Italian?
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那個猥褻鬼切斯特簽了嗎 So, did Chester the Molester sign?
你欠我五十塊 You owe me 50 bucks.
你最好帶我出去約會 And you better take me out.
我真不敢相信你有膽量去了 I can't believe you had the balls to do it.
無所謂了 他很可能指交了 Whatever, he probably finger-banged
他15歲的小女朋友 his 15-year-old girlfriend
就在他17歲或是下面還不夠大的時候 when he was 17 or something else no big.
那份性侵名單里有很多悲傷的故事 The sex offender lists are full of sob stories
講述了他們用什么辦法毀了人們的生活 about people's lives being ruined by technicalities.
我在沙龍網都看過 I read all about it on Salon.Com.
實際上 You know, as a matter of fact,
他就是一個可怕的兒童猥褻強奸犯 he was a fucking horrible child-molester rapist.
我相信肯定是他告訴你的 Because I'm so sure he told you that.
是啊 因為他...他媽的想引誘我 Yeah, 'cause he... he fucking tried to seduce me.
他請我進屋喝"檸檬汁" He invited me in for lemonade.
-然后你就進去了 -是啊 - And you went in? - Yeah.
他說我看起來不像十九歲 He told me I didn't look 19.
那個時候我就知道自己有麻煩了 That's when I knew I was in trouble.
該死 Shit.
他摸了我的頭發 He stroked my hair.
他想要吹牛 所以他給我看了一份新聞報道 He wanted to brag, so he showed me the newspaper article
內容是他如何從教堂尾隨一個九歲女孩 about how he stalked this nine-year-old girl from his church,
整整一年 for, like, a year.
贏得她的信任 逐漸說服她讓她... Earning her trust, gradually convincing her to...
讓她... Well, to...
她... To...
然后我就跑了 And then I was running down the street.
就只是為了跟你打賭 伊森 For your fucking bet, Ethan.
為了他媽的五十塊 For 50 fucking dollars.
但也因為我... But also because I...
我想跟你出去約會 because I wanted to go out with you.
我真的很感激你一路從尤迪卡趕過來 I really appreciate you coming all the way down from Utica.
再次抱歉 我沒能訂到包間 Sorry, again, I couldn't get a seat in one of the gondolas.
不 不 沒事 這很好 No, no, it's okay. This is great.
我真的很高興你想到我給你打電話了 I'm really glad that you thought I called.
這些新的警衛 對我們來說是場巨大的勝利 These new guards, they're a... they're a big win for us.
我是指咱倆 Like, "Us" us.
當然還有公司 不過特別是對咱倆來說 And the company, but especially "Us" Us.
我們是不錯的搭檔 采購部的琳達 Yeah. We're not a bad team, Linda from Purchasing.
敬咱倆 利奇菲爾德活動處的喬 To us, Joe from Litchfield Human Activity,
愿勝利不息 and our continued wins.
-當然還要敬那些老兵 -當然 - And to the veterans, of course. - Of course.
拍起手兒 生日快樂 Happy, happy birthday clappy
加入我們 共同歡慶 Join us as we celebrate
拍著手掌 翩翩起舞 Clap your hands and dance around
吃著蛋糕 開懷大笑 Have a laugh and eat some cake
生日快樂 生日快樂 Happy birthday, happy birthday Happy birthday
你真棒 You're so great!
怎么了 What?
那個禿頂的人是 The bald guy... is, uh...
是我們之前的一名警衛 one of our former guards.
是個非常不錯的人 唐納森 A really good guy. Donaldson.
一個好人 就是他在轉移犯人的時候 A good guy... who walked out in the middle of
突然罷工 然后坐視不管 an inmate transfer/high-profile self-surrender?
是的 我懂你的意思 Yeah, I get your point.
別自責了 喬 Don't beat yourself up, Joe.
你像個真正的老大一樣解決了那件事情 You handled that situation like a total boss.
這既是字面意思 用現在的潮語也說得通 Meant both literally and in that hip-kid lingo way.
天吶 Jesus!
他連侍應生都不算 He's not even a fucking waiter.
只是個打雜的 He's a busboy.
-什么 -不 只是 - What? - No, just...
你差點丟了工作 you could've lost your job...
那天若有犯人跑了 你還得面臨起訴 or faced prosecution had inmates gone missing that day.
你還擔心 I mean, you're concerned about...
這些棄你不顧的混蛋 these jerks that hung you out to dry.
你真是個好人 喬·卡普托 You're quite a guy, Joe Caputo.
賬單給您 先生 請隨意 There you go, sir. Whenever you're ready.
幫我個忙可以嗎 Do me a favor, will you?
-找的錢你留著 -好 - The change is yours. - Okay.
給那邊那個勤雜工二十塊 Give a 20 to that busboy over there.
等我們走了再給 我不想小題大做 Wait till we're gone. I don't want to make a thing of it, okay?
好的 Okay.
卡普托先生 Hey, Mr. Caputo!
聽著 唐納森 Look, Donaldson...
我不要你的錢 卡普托先生 I don't need your money, Mr. Caputo.
這沒什么 拿著吧 這只是 It's nothing, take it, it's--
這不是想幫我 Nah, this is not to help me.
只是為了你自己能好受點 This is to make you feel better about that...
不好意思 小姐 你干的破事 pardon my French, miss, bullshit you pulled.
-喬 咱們走吧 -我干的破事嗎 - Okay, Joe, let's go. - The bullshit I pulled?
我打三份工 這份算最好的了 I work three jobs. This is the good one.
至于奧尼爾 我聽說他得了腎結石 O'Neill? I heard he had kidney stones.
可沒有醫保 But no health insurance.
他以為自己能挺過去 等它們排出 So he thought he'd power through, wait for it to pass.
可沒有 It didn't.
現在他在做透析 可能得切一個腎 Now he's on dialysis. He may lose a kidney.
-天啊 -是啊 - Jesus. - Yeah.
收好你那二十塊 So take your $20
把良心放杜松子酒里淹死吧 and drown your conscience in a bottle of gin,
因為你別想通過給我錢讓自己好過 because paying me to feel better about it ain't gonna work.
唐納森 Donaldson.
轉告奧尼爾我很遺憾他得了結石 You tell O'Neill I'm sorry about his stones.
我也很遺憾你在這兒工作 I'm also sorry you gotta work here.
但我希望你能明白一些事 But I need you to understand something.
我很抱歉 但我并不后悔開了你們 I'm sorry for you. I don't regret firing any of you.
監獄25年來最困難的一天 You walked out on the biggest day
你們卻溜之大吉 the prison's faced in 25 fuckin' years.
你不顧犯人和其他教導官的安危 You put the prisoners at risk, you put your fellow COs at risk,
你置這整個小鎮于危險當中 you put this whole town in danger!
遇上麻煩時 你不僅沒幫忙 The shit hit and instead of moving the fan away,
還火上澆油 you plugged it in and you hit "oscillate."
我還打算讓你當警衛隊長來著 韋德 I was gonna make you Captain of the Guard, Wade.
真的 Really.
這二十塊你留著吧 You keep the 20.
至少我能幫自己躲過一劫 Least I could do for helping me dodge a bullet.
這事我很抱歉 I'm sorry about this.
你們以后就住這兒 但都是監獄的財產 These houses are yours to live in, but they are prison property.
請你們妥善使用 They will be treated with respect.
只要你們妥善使用 As long as they are treated with respect,
我們也會好好待你們 you will be as well.
好 監獄長叫我來 Okay, the warden has asked me to do a...
和各位認識一下 icebreaker event.
我先做個示范 和教導官... I will demonstrate this activity with CO...
-麥卡洛 長官 -好的 麥卡洛 - McCullough, sir. - Okay, McCullough.
說自己兩件真事 Tell me two true things about you
一件編的 and one lie.
我來猜哪個是編的 I will attempt to guess the lie.
好吧 Okay.
我來道歉 I came to say I'm sorry.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
拜托別不理我 你有理由生氣 Okay, please don't lock me out. You're right to be upset.
你怎么知道 How would you know?
你根本不了解我 蘇蘇 You don't know anything about me, Soso.
你以為我不開心是因為我媽吸毒 And, what, you think I'm upset about my mom's crack abuse
還是因為我生來是黑種窮鬼 or because I grew up poor, black
在都市叢林里沒受過教育 and uneducated in the urban jungle?
我經常看《火線》 就大膽猜測 Okay, I watched "The Wire" a lot. I made assumptions.
但咱們經常在一起 But you spent time with me.
我說的話你有聽嗎 I mean, did you even listen when I talked?
除膚色以外 他媽有什么跡象 Like, what the fuck about me, besides the color of my skin,
能表明我是垃圾窮人 would indicate that I'm some indigent hood rat?
我不知道 I don't know.
沒關系 我也有罪 我不說謊 No, it's fine, it's cool. I'm guilty, too. I won't lie.
你知道 我也想要睡一個 You know, I like the story of the rich,
有錢人家的嬉皮白人姑娘 white, hippie girl in my bed.
我這邊也在努力 I've been working that on my end.
我不想就這樣結束 I don't want this to end.
每周末來這個 What good is coming up here
休息室里坐著有什么用 and sitting in the lobby every weekend gonna do?
她想把索菲婭弄出去 就該找個律師 She wants to get Sophia out, she needs to get a lawyer
或別的什么不要錢的人 or a non-profit involved or something.
伯賽特女士說監獄有很多律師 Ms. Burset said that the prison has tons of lawyers,
所以至少要來這兒等典獄長出來 so at least coming up here and waiting for the warden to come out
當面找他談 to get into his face is something...
邁克爾搞了個募資活動 Michael started a Kickstarter campaign.
募資 什么意思 Kickstarter? What that mean?
沒什么意思 Not much, usually.
不用不好意思 There's nothing to be ashamed about.
很多人都和父母同住 Plenty of guys live with their parents.
沒錯 你也知道 Right, yeah, I mean, you know...
我這么做只是為了省錢 I'm just doing this to save money, you know?
因為我當然可以靠自己生活 'Cause I could live on my own, obviously.
當然 這確實是顯然的 Oof! Obviously. I mean, very, very obviously.
只是從財政角度考慮 對吧 It just makes the most financial sense, you know?
對我倆都好 For the both of us.
這才是我的通心粉 That's my manicotti,
總想著他的千層面 always thinking of his little lasagna.
我給你做了吃的 I made you something.
新烤的 Fresh baked.
羅娜 Lorna...
別 不用說出來 No, no, no, don't say it.
雖然花了很多時間 You know, even though it took a lot of time,
我還去了兩次商店 and I had to go to the store twice,
為你...值得 you... are worth it.
還是熱的呢 It's still warm.
我的最愛 My favorite.
花生醬還有巧克力豆 Peanut butter and M&M's.
肉桂餅干 Snickerdoodles.
我愛你 I love you.
你是該愛我 我多誘人啊 And you should. I am quite a catch.
天吶 確實如此 My God, you are. You so are.
操 Fuck.
我想要你 I want you.
-維尼 -我想要你 - Vinnie. - I want you.
這是我們的客廳 It's our living room.
鄰居都想看 他們真有眼福 The neighbors want to look in, that's their good luck.
我襯衫扣子都解開了 I'm already unbuttoning my shirt.
老天爺 你清楚我抵御不了你的胸肌 My goodness, you know that I can't resist your muscular chest.
我的雙手正穿過你的秀發 My hands, they're in your hair right now.
溫柔撫摸 I'm stroking it real soft.
然后抓住一把拉過來 Till I grab a handful of it and pull it back.
你真男人 You're such a man.
天啊 舔舐你的脖頸 Oh, God. I'm licking your neck.
吻你雙耳 Kissing your ears.
我的手覆在你襠部的小山上 My hand is on that big mountain in your pants,
拉開襠部的拉鏈 and I am unzipping you right now.
慢慢幫你脫下襯衫 And I'm pulling your shirt off real slow.
不對 襯衫有好多扣子 No, no, no, it's a button-up.
-我慢慢解 -不 直接扯開 - I unbutton it real slow. - No, no, no, tear it off.
-拉開 拉開 -扯開 - Pulling it off. It's off. - Tear it off.
扯開了 紐扣 散落一地 It's off, the buttons, they're everywhere. They're everywhere.
老天爺 我吮吸著你的大奶子 Oh, my God, my mouth... My mouth is on those big titties.
我的奶頭都硬了 My nipples are so hard right now.
我的天吶 我的雞巴 My God, my cock.
天吶 我的雞巴硬得不行了 Oh, my God, my cock is really hard.
我知道 寶貝 I know, baby.
好硬 真的 真是硬得不行 No, it's really hard. Like, right now, it's really hard.
-我知道 維尼 -天吶 - I know, Vinnie... - Oh, God.
維尼 把它放進來 Vinnie, put it inside me.
我的天吶 它在你身體里 在你里面 Oh, my God, it's in you. Oh, it's in you.
我的天吶 在你里面 Oh, my God, it's in you.
太爽了 It feels so good.
你好濕 你好濕 You're so wet. You are so wet.
我是真的濕了 I actually am.
-我現在超級濕的 -我知道 - I'm super wet right now. - I know.
干我 Do it to me.
我在干 在干呢 I'm doing it. I'm doing it.
-不要停 -我不會停的 - Don't stop. - I'm not stopping.
我不會停的 不會停的 I'm not stopping. I'm not gonna stop.
我不會停的 我的天吶 I'm not gonna stop. Oh, my God.
-寶貝 -我的天吶 - Oh, baby! - Oh, my God!
他在操桌子 He's humping the table.
搞毛啊 What the hell?
嘿 回魂了 看著我可以嗎 Hey! Hey, stay right here. Stay looking at me, all right?
真是夠了 Jesus Christ.
別以為我看不到你 Don't think I don't see you.
合作愉快 一如既往 Pleasure, as always.
我想和你們說件事 Also, I want to talk to you about something.
如果是上周的事 我沒法控制月經 If this is about last week, I don't get to control my flow.
我覺得都怪這些新來的賤人們造成的壓力 I think it's all the stress of all these new bitches in here.
我知道過去幾周有點難過 I know these last few weeks have had their challenges.
所以 我想謝謝你 So... I wanted to say thank you.
繼續好好干 And keep up the good work.
你的士氣對我至關重要 Your morale is important to me.
太貼心了 Oh! That's so sweet.
阿華田 Ovaltine?
用來泡巧克力牛奶的 It's to make chocolate milk.
雖然現在幾乎只有中國人才喝 Pretty much only Chinese people drink it now,
可能這才是它在小賣部兜售的原因 which is probably why it's at commissary,
但味道真的很好 but it's really good.
所以這是為我的奶粉準備的巧克力粉 So, it's chocolate powder for my powdered milk?
里面含有維生素 It's got vitamins.
看到了嗎 新來的賤人們 See? New bitches.
為什么他們一直盯著看 Why are they always staring
像是等著看好戲一樣 like they're waiting for a donkey show to start?
我覺得她們不是在盯著你看 I don't think they're staring at you.
他們之前就跟著我們 They were following us earlier.
你什么都沒說 And you didn't say anything?
大家可以盯著別人看 People can stare.
-這是個自由的國度 -監獄除外 - It's a free country. - Not in prison.
看吧 這就是我說的那樣 See, this is what I'm talking about.
我猜你的月經也會提前 I bet your Bloody Mary gonna come early, too.
你還好嗎 You okay?
不好 你呢 No. You?
也不好 No.
你想聊聊嗎 Do you want to talk about it?
算了吧 你呢 Not really. You?
你聽過"紙老虎"這個詞嗎 But have you ever heard the phrase "Paper asshole"?
沒有 No.
盧茨和我說的 Ruiz said it to me.
我覺得我惹怒了多米尼加人 I think I pissed off the Dominicans.
放輕松 Relax.
你掌管著利奇菲爾德的內褲生意 You run the Litchfield panty company...
不是錫那羅亞的販毒集團 not the Sinaloa drug cartel.
沒人用你的臉皮縫足球的 No one's stitching your face to a soccer ball.
回見 小帕 See ya around, Pipes.
這是什么 What's this?
{an8}{pos(190.8,208.8)}眼部用藥 取出紅色部分 It's for the eyes. Takes the red out.
我知道這是什么 傻逼 I know what it is, pendeja.
放在外面干嘛 這是違禁品 What's it doing out? It's contraband.
我要更小心了 Whoops! I need to be more careful.
沒錯 那玩意滴到菜里 Yeah, you do. A few drops of that falls into the food,
整個監獄里的人都要拉肚子拉死了 and this whole prison will be shitting their brains out.
真的嗎 我都不知道 Really? I had no idea.
她看上去很堅強 但因為壓力吃太多的話 She acts so tough, but to stress-eat this food?
可憐的女人 The poor woman.
你個惡魔 俄羅斯賤人 Oh, you evil, Russian bitch.
我能說什么呢 付出少回報大 What can I say? I do a lot with a little.
別進去 No!
別 別 No! No!
搞毛啊 那是我的廁紙 What the fuck? That's my toilet paper.
我廢話很多 I talk a lot.
喋喋不休 I babble...
直到找到和我一起的人的興趣所在 until I find something the person I'm with is interested in.
我會說任何討喜的話讓他們喜歡我 And I'll say anything I can to get them to like me.
但我 真的 真的喜歡你 But I... really... really like you.
真正的你 The real you.
你不知道真正的我 You don't know the real me.
但我想知道 But I want to.
所以大概一分鐘后 我會放下這收音機 So in, like, a minute, I'm gonna put down this radio,
聽你自己娓娓道來 and I'm gonna listen to you tell me about yourself.
我不會在腦海里改寫你的故事 And I'm not gonna try to rewrite your story in my head.
然后等你說完 我想和你說我的故事 And then, when you're done, I'd like to tell you about myself.
其中有些會很尷尬 很丑惡 And some of it will be embarrassing and ugly...
但大部分很無聊 but mostly boring.
然后 And then...
然后 我們可以考考對方什么的 maybe afterwards, we could, like... quiz each other or something?
埃米納姆 Eminem?
是的 不是猜你喜歡說唱音樂 Yeah, it's not a presumption about you liking rap.
只是 調幅700 The OG It's just... AM 700 The OG
是唯一聽得清的電臺 is the only station that comes in clear.
杰克遜 北卡羅來納州 Jackson, North Carolina.
這是你出生的地方嗎 Is that where you were born?
不是 這是我曾祖母出生的地方 No, that's where my great-grandmother was born.
芝心披薩應該徹底改變披薩 I mean, stuffed crust shoulda revolutionized pizza,
但它只是風靡一時 but it was just a fad.
姐們 它們是一回事 Man, nah, it's the same thing.
-天 這不是一回事 -行吧 - Man, it is not the same thing! - All right.
那是意大利的 這是墨西哥的 Cause that's Italian... this is Mexican.
你有個玉米粉圓餅 就用更多餡來填餅 You got a stuffed tortilla, and you stuff that with more stuff.
我愿意為它做任何事 Man, it's my golden ticket,
我要全心全意好好服侍它 and I'm gonna do it right with that business savvy and shit.
你聽到了嗎 Do you hear that?
什么聲音 What is that?
看那里 Wow, look at that.
那是個無人機 That's a drone.
-是個無人機 -靠 它在這里干嘛 - It's a drone. - Shit! What's it doing here?
我們這像伊拉克婚禮嗎 Like we some Iraqi wedding?
快走吧 我們要遲到了 Man, come on. We're gonna be late.
他是個壞人 我們做的是好事 He was a bad man and we did good things.
他做了壞事 我們殺他是為民除害 He did bad things and we killed him good.
不 我們做了壞事 No, we did bad.
不 No!
我們做的是好事 We did well.
你看到懷特希爾了嗎 Have you seen Whitehill?
我忘了菜園需要翻土 Yeah, I forgot the garden needed turning.
如果里克森回來 告訴他我們去哪了 If Rikerson comes back, just tell him where we went, okay?
靠 Oh, fuck!
-不要不要 -洛莉 洛莉 - No! No! - Lolly, Lolly.
聽著 Listen, listen.
他們知道 他們知道了 They know! They know!
他們找到你了 我們得把尸體搬走 They found you! We have to move the body!
閉嘴 我們不能動尸體 Shut up. We cannot move the body.
這里有無人機 There's drones.
停下 洛莉 Stop it, Lolly.
我們不能動尸體 We cannot move it.
如果我說我早搬走了 能讓你冷靜點嗎 If I told you I already moved it, would it calm you down?
可能可以冷靜一會 Maybe for a minute.
很好 因為我搬走了 Good, cause I did.
快走開 Now, scat.
你沒有真的搬走 You didn't actually move it.
當然沒有 我也不打算那么做 Hell, no. And I'm not about to.
我們得殺了她 We're gonna have to kill her.