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{pos(107.847,271.636)}原創翻譯 雙語字幕
{pos(193.2,89.2)}翻譯 showeryhe
{an1}翻譯 桃子不吃肉
{an1}翻譯 Ruby
{an1}翻譯 大了個鵝
{pos(189,177.2)}翻譯 吸吸粒呀
{an1}翻譯 長尾電阻
{an1}翻譯 mole
{an1}{pos(55.8,88.4)}翻譯 瑪格麗特小籠包
{an1}校對 小早
{an1}{pos(30.6,247.6)}校對 ellaxinxin
{an1}時間軸 貝貝
{an1}{pos(200.4,114)}時間軸 孫了個大圣
{an1}時間軸 消音
{an1}時間軸 Avis
{pos(189.6,267.6)}后期 Sung
{pos(210,90)}總監 小早
{pos(217.8,154)}監女 獄子
{pos(150.6,227.6)}第四季 第四集
有人嗎 Hello?
人呢 Hello?
卡普托在哪兒 我找他有事 Where's Caputo? I need to speak with him.
-拿走托盤 犯人 -可是 - Take the tray, inmate. - But...
拿走托盤 Take the tray.
我兒子要過生日了 My son's birthday's comin' up.
還是已經過了 Or... or it passed.
今天幾號 What day is it?
我照你說的考慮了一晚上 I slept on it like you said.
洗了個冷水澡 做了呼吸練習 Took a nice cold shower. Did some of those breathing exercises.
然后呢 And?
我還是覺得該殺了她 I still think we should kill her.
什么 不行 這簡直 What? No! No, that was, like...
你得出了完全相反的結論 the opposite conclusion you were supposed to come to.
顯然你在這件事上很敏感 Well, clearly, you're a sensitive Sally on this one.
我會自己動手 I'll do it myself.
手套哪去了 Now, where are my gloves?
聽著 洛莉是個瘋子 Okay, listen, Lolly is batshit bonkers.
我承認 Fine, I'll give you that.
但她不是真的要把東西都挖出來 But she wasn't gonna actually dig up everything.
那她是在挖金礦嗎 Oh, you think she was diggin' for gold?
誰他媽知道呢 Who the fuck knows?
我也不知道 她很怪 I don't know. She's weird.
或許她是在查看腐爛程度 Maybe... maybe she was checking on the decomposition.
找到了 Ah! Found 'em!
聽著 我能應付洛莉 Look, I can handle Lolly.
你不能 No, you can't.
她腦子不正常 She's got too many loose screws.
跟我表姐阿琳一樣 被人綁走 Like my cousin Arlene, after they kidnapped her,
扔進后備箱 然后胡亂切除腦葉 put her in a truck, and gave her a pickax lobotomy.
-天 -可是 - Oh, my... - But...
在她變成金發美人之前 before she went blonde,
那對她的自尊還是有點幫助 that helped with her self-esteem a little.
-她救了我一命 -沒錯 - She saved my life! - Yeah.
我們在討論殺人 We are talking about... murdering someone.
活生生的人 A human being.
又一次 Again.
天吶 還有血 Oh, my God, all the blood.
誰說有血 Who said anything about blood?
這一次會干干凈凈 This time it's gonna be nice and clean.
你聽說過夾竹桃嗎 You ever hear of oleander?
十五 Fifteen.
一連十五 In a row?
受苦之薩福 你很厲害 Suffering Sappho! You're good.
{an8}神奇女俠的宣戰語
你在引用神奇女俠的話嗎 You're quotin' Wonder Woman?
那不是你出生前流行的嗎 Now, isn't that a little bit before your time?
拜托 漫迷都知道這些話 Come on. All the comic book nerds know the lingo.
我十二歲時還對她擼過呢 And I used to jerk off to her when I was 12.
還有二十七歲時 And 27.
你個壞小子 You bad boy.
威廉·莫頓·馬斯頓 William Moulton Marston,
神奇女俠的原創者 他有兩個妻子 who created Wonder Woman, had two wives.
-你怎么知道的 -我可是多人戀專家 - See, why do you know that? - Well, call me a polyamory expert.
對啊 我忘了 Yeah. I forgot.
你有男友也有丈夫 The whole boyfriend-and-husband thing.
不過那三位很喜歡捆綁那種變態事兒 But now, those three were into bondage, very kinky stuff.
所以神奇女俠總是由鏈子拴著 That is why Wonder Woman was always chained up,
關在籠子里 四肢反綁 trapped in cages, hog-tied.
和我三十多歲時挺像 Kinda like how I spent my thirties.
白大個 你在這兒干活 Hey, blanco grande, you work here.
-我要助聽器 耳機 -還有除臭劑 - Yo, I need audifonos, headphones. - And deodorant.
滾珠那種 不要噴霧 The roll-on kind, not that spray shit.
對環境有害 It's bad for the environment.
你看這像是蜘蛛咬的嗎 還是帶狀皰疹 These look like spider bites to you? Or you think it's shingles?
它們不癢 就是疼 They don't really itch, just hurt,
像是頭部中毒了 you know, like I got poison in my head.
-你該去看醫生 -那我們呢 - You should go to medical. - What about us?
-我們需要些東西 -你們可以去雜貨店買 - We need stuff. - You can buy stuff at commissary.
錢從哪來 我們又沒工作 With what money? We don't got jobs.
這不怨我 如果沒有工作任務 Hey, don't look at me. If there's no work assignments,
我也沒法派活兒 I can't very well hand out work, now, can I?
有工作 但你只分給黑幫犯人 There is work, but you only got it for the OG inmates.
這樣想 你愿意洗馬桶嗎 Hey, look at it this way. Would you rather be scrubbing toilets?
或許吧 Maybe. Yeah.
總比坐這兒無所事事好 Better than sittin' with our thumbs up our butt.
在監獄有很多事可做 Look, there's a lot of ways to stay busy in prison, okay?
你可以讀書 看教育節目 You can read a book, you can watch educational television.
在這兒你得學會自己找事做 You have to learn how to help yourselves in here.
奇怪發型的壞蛋 Bad guy with the crazy hair...
沒什么不能做的 You know, there's... There's nothing forbidden for you.
這個無賴在騷擾你嗎 This scoundrel bothering you?
沒有 親愛的 沒有 Well, uh, no, honey. No, he's not.
多謝關心 But thanks.
注意點 這么多奶油 Careful there. You got a lot of cream there.
可能會弄得黏糊糊 It can cause a lot of mucus.
沒 我們沒吃 Oh, no. We're not drinkin' it.
我們在翻盒子打發時間 No, we're flippin' it. Tryin' to pass the time.
那家伙好奇怪 That is one strange man.
他跟變態博士差不多 Yeah, he's basically Dr. Psycho.
{an8}神奇女俠中的反面角色
就是很討厭女人那家伙 The one who hates women.
-就是 -沒錯 - Yes! - Yes!
又不是我的錯 It wasn't my fault.
邁克爾·欽切塔拿媽媽開玩笑 Michael Chinchetta was making fun of Mom.
他說媽媽是瘋人蕾絲 He called her a lesbian who howls at the Moon.
他還拿我的發型開玩笑 He also made fun of my haircut.
說我看著像迪克·范·戴克[喜劇演員] He said I look like Dick Van Dyke.
迪克·范·戴克是美國英雄 Dick Van Dyke is an American hero
而邁克爾·欽切塔是在欺負人 and Michael Chinchetta is a bully.
爸 Dad...
蕾絲是什么 what's a lesbian?
蕾絲關系就是 Lesbianism is...
一種病 a disease.
-媽媽那種病嗎 -那不一樣 - Like what Mom has? - No, it's different.
另一種精神疾病 Another kind of mental illness.
那媽媽是什么病 So what does Mom have?
你媽有活躍的想象力 Mom has a highly active imagination
她能看到或聽到不存在的東西 and it makes her see and hear things that aren't there.
-比如天使嗎 -是的 - Like angels? - Yes.
還有墻里的小人 And little people in the walls, and...
有時還有羅伊·奧比森[美國音樂人] sometimes, Roy Orbison.
但這種新的治療方式應該能有幫助 But I think this new treatment is gonna change things.
讓她回我們身邊 Bring her back to us.
我也會得這種病嗎 Am I gonna get Mom's disease?
不會 No.
只有女人會得 Only women get it.
希望她今晚能做拿手的金槍魚砂鍋飯 I hope she makes her tuna-fish casserole tonight.
-或者我來做 -別說了 - Or I can make it for her. - Shh. Enough.
她來了 Here she comes.
她怎么那樣 Why does she look like that?
只是暫時的 去幫她上車 It's temporary. Go help her get in the car.
瑪麗亞 我們能談談嗎 Maria... can I talk to you?
{an8}{pos(190.8,208.8)}為什么鮮果布衣[內衣零售商]不肯雇我呢 How come Fruit of the Loom never tried to hire me?
我大都聽得懂 I understood most of that.
如果你真感興趣 我很樂意跟你談 And I would be happy to speak with you if you are truly interested.
我想提醒你一句 I wanted to give you a heads-up
關于那個最近經常跟你在一起的姑娘 about that girl you've been hanging out with.
那可是好多姑娘了 I hang out with a lot of girls.
她是個新人 She's new.
中等身高 臉這樣的 Medium height, cheeks?
臉挺大的 Cheeky-cheeks.
我最近在用宮殿記憶法來加強記憶力 I've been doing palace of the mind to try and remember things.
-她跟一個棋盤游戲同名 -小靈 - Her name is a board game. - Ouija.
{an8}通靈板 一種紙上算命游戲
對對 Yes. Yes.
總而言之 我覺得你應該知道 Anyway... I thought you should know,
我看見你朋友在偷內褲的邊角料 I saw your friend stealing scraps of panties.
所以呢 And?
她不可以這么做 And she can't do that.
你的臟內褲生意又沒有版權 Well, you don't have a copyright on the dirty-underwear business.
也許其他人對這個生意也有想法 Maybe other people have plans.
等等 你是不是 I'm sorry. Are you...
你沒有任何基礎 You don't even have the infrastructure.
-能有多難 -多難 - How hard could it be? - How hard?
要維護網站 聯系快遞服務 There's a website to maintain, and couriers,
更別提樹立品牌 培養客戶 not to mention brand identity, client lists,
付款方式 你不能 我 我不會 payment. You can't... I'm... I'm not...
等等 我才不會把商業秘密透露給你 wait... I'm not revealing trade secrets to you.
你現在是我的競爭對手了 You're my competition now.
我可以走了嗎 We finished here?
瑪麗亞 我勸你還是先停下好好想想 Maria, I urge you to stop and think about this.
一個違法的生意已經很危險了 One illegal business is dangerous.
兩個違法生意 尤其是其中一個還運行不暢 Two businesses, particularly one that's not well-run...
可能會把我們都暴露了 it could expose all of us.
看來我更要好好經營了 I better run it real good then.
你能保守秘密嗎 Can you keep a secret?
我愛秘密 I love secrets.
沒違反過紀律 No disciplinary violations.
沒有輕微或嚴重違規 No petty or serious infractions.
這有一條說你"游手好閑偷懶" I see a "loafing and shirking" comment,
但是已經被劃掉了 but that's been crossed out.
沒有曠工 沒有跟別的犯人打架的記錄 No work absences, no noted fights with other inmates.
事實上 兩年里連一個記過都沒有 Actually, I don't see a single shot in two years.
看起來你一直是一個模范犯人 Looks like you've been a model inmate.
這就是我 That's me.
你符合提前釋放的條件 Well, you're eligible for early release,
所以咱們來談談你出獄的事吧 so let's talk about gettin' you out of here.
這個秘密爛透了 This is a shit secret.
每個知道這秘密的人都要完蛋 This is a secret that fucks everyone who touches it.
現在你也是其中一員了 Yeah, well, tag. You're it.
你是不是夢游呢 你精神還正常嗎 Are you sleeping? How are you, psychologically?
我現在一團糟 I'm a mess.
不然你以為呢 我以前從來沒殺過人 What do you think? I've never-- I've never taken a life before.
我只想別每小時吐一回地度過每天 I'm just tryin' to get through the day without vomiting every hour.
你太敏感了 像你這樣的人不應該殺人 You're too sensitive. People like you shouldn't kill.
謝謝你這條寶貴的建議 Thanks for that great advice.
而且還是在我的花園里 And in my garden.
你覺得他們會算在誰頭上 Who do you think they'll blame, hmm?
我現在成了你的同謀了 I'm your co-conspirator now.
他被埋在西紅柿下面了嗎 Is he under the tomatoes?
拜托告訴我他沒被埋在西紅柿下面 Please, say he's not under the tomatoes.
-我不知道 也許吧 -也許吧 - I don't know. Maybe. - Maybe?
我本來打算放點糖把西紅柿腌了 I was going to pickle those, add a little sugar.
我沒法用這些垃圾做菜 I can't work with these sacks of sludge.
比這所謂的"肉咖喱"更惡心的東西 The only thing worse than so-called "meat curry,"
就是新鮮長成的用尸體當肥料的菜 is fresh produce fertilized with rotting flesh.
你知道嗎 我沒告訴你 You know, I didn't tell you
就是怕你聽見那些菜的事之后抓狂 so you could flip out about your vegetables.
那你為什么要把這燙手的山芋 So why did you leave this flaming bag of dog shit
扔到我的門口 on my doorstep, huh?
你又不是我女兒 You're not my daughter.
你從來沒找過我辦任何事 You've never come to me for anything.
你說的對 You're right.
你是我最不愿相信 You are the last person I wanna trust
能幫我保守這個大秘密的人 with this fucking albatross of a secret...
但我需要你的幫助 but I need your help.
費里達想殺了洛莉 Frieda wants to... kill Lolly.
是真的殺了她 而且她不聽我的 Literally... kill her, and she won't listen to me.
只有你的話費里達會聽 勸勸她吧 You're the resident Frieda-whisperer, so... whisper.
施展你的魔力說服她吧 Work your magic.
她做了什么嗎 Has she tried anything yet?
還沒 但她一直在做毒茶 No, but she's making this poisonous tea
用她在柵欄那邊發現的夾竹桃的葉子 out of these oleander leaves she found out by the fence.
那些該死的葉子 Oh, those fucking leaves.
她一直迫不及待想用上那些葉子 靠 She's been dying to use those. Shit!
{an8}美味姐
你好 是利奇菲爾德公共圖書館嗎 Hello? Uh, Litchfield Public Library?
我是杰斐遜 化工廠的 I'm calling from Jefferson, um... Chemical.
我們的網壞了 太掃興了 Our Internet is broken. It is such a buzzkill.
你介不介意幫我們查幾個緊急信息 Would you mind looking up a few urgent things for us?
太好了 太感謝你了 Great. Thank you so much.
{an8}美味姐
第一個問題 Yes. First question.
碧昂斯是不是真的要離婚了 Is Beyoncé really getting divorced?
因為我們在《美國周刊》上 Because we read a real suspicious-sounding article
看到一篇很可疑的文章 然后 in US Weekly, and--
海利先生 Mr. Healy!
你好 你還在嗎 Hello? Are you still--
在這個美好的下午 有什么我能幫你的 how may I, uh, assist you this fine afternoon?
我想見卡普托 I wanna see Caputo.
他的下一個空檔 Well, his next availability,
稍等 one second...
是在兩周后 is, mmm, in two weeks.
你在逗我是吧 You're kiddin' me, right?
你知道嗎 海利先生 You know, Mr. Healy,
在以前 確實挺方便的 back in the day, it was real good...
那時候我們還有很多時間接待你 when we had plenty of time to see you,
但是現在 我不知道 but now, I... I don't know.
真的嗎 Really, huh?
兩包好又多牌的糖怎么樣 How about, uh... two boxes of Good and Plenty?
-五包 -三包 - Five. - Three.
海利先生想見你 Mr. Healy's here to see you.
靠 Fuck.
{an8}喬的樂隊名
在外面 他不值一提[副乳] Outside, he's in Side Boob.
在監獄里 他卻是管事的頭頭 In here, he's the head boob.
如果你想提什么要求 If you want something,
也許應該不要先羞辱我 you might wanna start out by not insulting me.
我想跟你談談犯人金的問題 I'd like to talk to you about inmate King.
好吧 Good.
有什么新情況 What's the update?
不幸的是 她最近一些討人厭的犯人 Well, unfortunately, she's been hangin' out
走得很近 with some unsavory types.
這在監獄里很難避免 Hard to avoid in prison.
我覺得讓她忙起來 對她比較好 I think it would be good for her to stay busy.
我有個提議 I got an idea.
廚藝課 Cooking class.
我們現在買不起那些設備 We can't afford new equipment.
她非常有能力 Hey, she's very resourceful.
我跟你說 我看了那些視頻 I'm telling you, I've seen the videos.
她能把裝橄欖的瓶子變成一個雪球 She can take an olive jar and turn it into a snow globe.
那食材呢 調料呢 And what about food? And ingredients?
我們有花園 Well, we got the garden.
過期的地震應急物品里 還有好多罐頭 We got a bunch of those canned goods in the expired earthquake kits.
如果有犯人 Ah, and if one inmate
因為過期的沙丁魚感染了沙門菌 gets salmonella from a ten-year-old sardine,
我可要冒很大的風險 it's my neck on the line.
你讓伯蒂辦了個戲劇班 Hey, look, you gave Berdie an improv troupe.
而我說的可是一個世界級廚師教授的 I'm talkin' about a culinary-skills class
烹飪技巧班 taught by a world-class chef.
所有人都會想參加的 你心知肚明 喬 Everybody in here would want in. You know that, Joe.
所以你的意思是 So what you're sayin' is
你要讓一群不安定的犯人 you're gonna take a bunch of restless inmates...
一周幾次 有點事情忙活 keep them occupied a couple of times a week.
沒錯 Correct-a-mundo.
那好吧 祝你好運 Fine then. Yes, you have my blessing.
你先跟皮斯科特拉說一下 Talk to Piscatella first.
好的 好的 卡普托 Aye, aye, el Caputano.
海利 Healy!
不許用刀 No knives.
這當然 Obviously.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
我在做早餐 I'm making breakfast.
但現在是半夜 But it's the middle of the night.
我睡不著所以想找點事做 I couldn't sleep and I wanted to keep my hands busy.
來坐下 小鬼 Take a seat, kiddo.
魔鬼蛋和一片西紅柿 Deviled eggs and a side of tomato.
你感覺好點了嗎 Are you feeling better now?
是的 尤其是跟我的小男子漢在一起 I am, especially now that I'm with my little man.
你不餓嗎 You're not hungry?
我對雞蛋過敏 I'm allergic to eggs.
-你在說什么 -雞蛋讓我皮膚發癢 - What are you talking about? - They make me itchy.
起疹子 I get a rash.
對不起 Sorry.
這個新療法 讓我的腦子有點斷篇 This new therapy... it makes my brain a little skippy.
其實 我想停止治療 Actually... I was thinking about stopping the treatments.
它們讓我非常痛苦 They're very traumatic,
他們把金屬板戴在我頭上 the way they put these metal plates on my head,
然后 and then, afterwards...
我記憶就像被抹掉了 it's like I've been erased.
爸爸知道嗎 Does Dad know?
我只告訴你 I'm only telling you...
因為你懂我 because you understand me.
一直都是 You always have.
你難道不想讓媽媽再聽到天使的聲音 Don't you want Mommy to hear the angels again,
開心起來嗎 to be happy?
不 No.
我覺得接受治療讓你變好了 I think it's better when you do the plates.
我不喜歡你發瘋的時候 I don't like it when you're crazy.
沒錯 你說的對 Of course. You're right.
你聽見了嗎 You hear that?
是灑水器的聲音 Oh, it's the sprinkler.
如果讓它開一整夜你爸會生氣的 Your father will be angry if we leave it on all night.
把果汁喝完 我去把它關了 Finish your juice. I'll go shut it off.
媽媽 Mom!
好了 女士們 收工了 All right, ladies. Shift's over.
好了 走吧 That's it. Let's go.
你他媽在干什么 紅媽 What the fuck, Red?
我知道你想給那瘋女孩下毒 I know all about your plan to poison the crazy girl.
你覺得我會這么傻嗎 You think I'm that stupid?
眾目睽睽之下拿著杯能毒死人的果汁 I'd carry a cup of death juice in plain sight?
那是咖啡 That was coffee!
誰說不是呢 Sure it was,
{an8}帝俄時代尼古拉二世時的神秘主義者 以淫亂丑聞及性器巨大著名
拉斯普京還長了個海參而不是老二呢 and Rasputin had a sea cucumber instead of a penis.
相信我 Trust me!
我想動手的話 When I'm ready to make my move,
一定會神不知鬼不覺的 it's gonna be a lot less conspicuous.
你就不能別管閑事 Can't mind your own business
消停五分鐘嗎 紅媽 for five goddamn minutes, can you, Red?
等到沒人再往我的花園里埋尸體 Oh, I'll mind my own business
我自然不會出來管閑事 when people stop burying bodies in my garden.
來 跟我一塊走 Now come... walk with me.
下毒對你來說太低級了不是嗎 費里達 Poison is beneath you, Frieda, huh?
那是巫婆和無聊主婦的伎倆 It's for witches and bored housewives,
不是有章魚紋身的野蠻飛車黨小妞會用的招數 not badass biker chicks with octopus tattoos.
還能說什么 我年紀大了 What can I say? I'm gettin' old.
是的 我也一樣 Oh, you are. So am I.
你想說什么 What's your point?
我可知道你過去所有的秘密[尸體] I know where all the bodies are buried...
不只是明面上的那些 not just the literal ones.
我不能回重刑監獄 I can't go back to Max.
我會死在那里的 I'll die down there.
如果你對那女孩下毒 會付出代價的 If you poison that girl, it'll get back to you,
能去重刑監獄就算好的了 and you'll be lucky if they give you Max.
走 從這里滾開 Go! Get out of here!
快給我滾開 滾開 Get out of here! Get out of here!
找個地方躲起來 別再過來了 Take cover right now! Don't you come over here!
-走開 -別推我 - Go! - Hey, don't shove me!
我不是在推你 我是在救你 I am not shoving. I'm saving.
那上面有個有你名字的地獄火導彈 There's a Hellfire missile up there with your name on it.
有個地獄火導彈個寫了"拉蒙納" There's a Hellfire missile that says "Ramona"?
去讀讀愛國者法案 里面都有 小妞 Yeah. Read about the Patriot Act. It's all in there, girl.
她就是腦子不太正常 我們早就知道 She's a broken cuckoo clock. So? We already knew that.
她可能隨口就跟哪個犯人說漏嘴了 She can run her mouth off to random inmates...
如果她真對哪個管事兒的胡說 but if she blabs to anyone in real power,
我們就全完蛋了 we're all dead.
她是個麻煩 紅媽 She's a problem, Red.
你和我都心里清楚 I know it and you know it.
請進 Yes?
-你找我 -進來 - You rang? - Oh, come in. Come in.
我剛在看一個紀錄片 一個壽司大廚 I was just watching a documentary on a sushi chef
在地鐵站做生意 that works in a subway station.
我不吃壽司也不乘地鐵 I don't eat sushi and I don't take subways,
但我覺得挺有趣的 but it's interesting to me.
謝謝 Oh, thank you.
他對工作的自豪感 The pride he took in his work, you know?
總之 我有些好消息 Anyways... I have some good news.
我的刑期減少了 My sentence has been commuted.
你真是個有趣的罪犯 You're a funny criminal.
但不是 But no.
我疏通了點關系 I pulled some strings...
為你安排好了 and I've arranged for you
讓你辦一個廚藝班 to lead a cooking class.
好的 I see.
我想叫它"廚屆之王" Thinking of calling it, the... King of the Kitchen...
或者是"藍帶廚王" or, um, "Le Cordon King."
希望我接下來說的不會冒犯到你 Well, I hope this doesn't sound impolite,
但我想拒絕你的好意 but I'd like to decline your considerate offer.
是這樣嗎 Is that so?
我的意思是 當然 給我點活干 No, I mean, by all means, put me to work.
我很想學些新技能 I would love to learn a new trade,
修水管 或是修電器之類的 maybe plumbing or... or electricals.
修電器那塊 有些管理不善 Mmm, well, electrical is, uh... poorly managed.
你來選 你是專家 Well, you choose. You're the expert.
我已經做了選擇 You know, I've chosen.
這些女孩 她們中很多人 You know, these girls, a lot of them,
來自貧窮落后的社區 come from poor, disadvantaged communities...
廚藝班會給她們的生活帶來巨大的改變 and this class could make a big difference for them.
不過我看你根本不在乎 對吧 But I guess you don't care about that, huh?
幫助他人 Helping others?
我當然在乎 Oh, I do. I do.
所以我為田納西鄉下的年輕廚師 That's why I set up a scholarship fund
設立了獎學金 for young chefs in rural Tennessee.
我的廚房也盡可能多樣化 It's why I do everything I can to diversify all my kitchens.
我出席無數的董事會 做志愿者 I sit on numerous boards, volunteer,
錄制電視節目 do PBS.
請理解 我想休息一下[緩刑] So, forgive me if I want a respite.
對不起 I'm sorry.
世紀挑戰公司覺得這樣對你最好 This is what MCC has decided is best for you.
當然 Of course.
樂意服從 Happy to oblige.
謝謝 Thank you.
我喜歡木偶那部分 I liked the part, uh, with the puppets...
還有那個女人放火燒主教的時候 and when the woman set the bishop on fire.
我沒看明白 Yeah, I didn't really get a lot of it.
我也沒有 不過我覺得那像是在 I didn't either, but I think that's kinda, like,
講述這種文化 你知道嗎 what this cultural thing is about, you know?
就像匿名戒酒協會 It's like AA.
只要出席就事半功倍 Half the job is just showin' up.
挺晚了 我該回家了 Well, it's, um, it's late. I should go home.
我有車 我送你回家吧 Well, I... I got a car. Let me give you a ride.
不用了 我打車 It's okay. I'll get a cab.
你玩得不開心嗎 You didn't have fun?
-開心 -但是 - I did. - So?
但是 So...
你是我的心理醫生 you're my therapist.
社工 不是心理醫生 Social worker, not therapist.
感覺不對勁 It feels wrong.
我們只是兩個凡人 想嘗試相處而已 Hey, we're just two people, trying to figure it out, you know?
-我要走了 -好吧 - I'm gonna go. - Okay.
媽 Mom?
是我 山姆 It's me... Sam.
山姆 Sam?
工作很辛苦嗎 Long day at the office?
首先 我把新警衛的稅表復印了一遍 First, I had to photocopy, and alphabetize,
按照字母順序排好 all of the W2s for the new guards,
完事后我得給世紀挑戰公司 which I then had to fax
一個叫海瑟的妞 to some chick named Heather at MCC
和聯邦監獄一個叫湯婭的妞發傳真 and then some other chick named Tonya at the BOP,
現在我對所有警衛的中間名了然于胸 so now I know all the guards' middle names.
當我本應吃午飯時 Then, when I was supposed to take my lunch break,
卡普托先生需要幫忙下載最新版電子表格軟件 Mr. Caputo needed help downloading the latest version of Excel.
因為他是上個世紀來的 Why? Because he's like a hundred years old
不知道怎么用電腦 雖然我也不會 and doesn't know how to use a computer, which I don't either,
可是根本沒那么難 but it's really not that hard, like...
都是常識 各位 common sense, people.
然后我還得為訂購單填一張訂購單 Oh, and then I had to fill out an order form for order forms.
太奇怪了 對吧 So weird, right?
我吃了卡普托的能量棒 Oh, and I got to eat this bar that Caputo eats sometimes
他太忙沒空吃飯時用來代替食物 味道不壞 instead of food when he's really busy, and it wasn't that bad.
顏色挺怪 Had this weird color,
他說我可能因此便秘 and he said I would probably have trouble poopin'.
我得弄個瑜伽球來 I need to get myself a yoga ball.
你幫我給公共圖書館打電話了嗎 Did you call the public library like I asked?
-我 我打了 -然后呢 - I... I did. - Oh! And?
繼續講 他們說了什么 Go! Come on. What'd they say?
龍像恐龍一樣渾身羽毛 Are dragons covered in feathers, like the dinosaurs,
還是像蛇妖一樣滿身鱗片 or are they covered in scales like the Gorgons?
他們不是很確定 You know... they weren't quite sure.
責任越大 能力越大 With responsibility comes great power.
不應該倒過來嗎 Isn't it the other way around?
不 仔細想想 No. Think about it.
我明天就給圖書館打電話 蘇珊娜 I will call the library people tomorrow, Suzanne.
我保證 I promise.
你有權力了 不是嗎 You got power now, right?
沒有 Mmm-mmm.
我有個辦公桌 僅此而已 還有電話 I got a desk. That's it. And, like, a phone.
還可以給典獄長提意見 就這些 And, like, the ear of the warden, but that's it.
所以 如果我需要些東西... So, if I needed something--
想也別想 No.
別讓我摻和你和穆斯林室友的破事 Don't get me involved in your Middle East bullshit.
獻出你的愛嘛 姐們 Hey, you got to share the love, homie.
這是黑人出人頭地的方式 I mean, that's how black people be gettin' ahead.
看看奧巴馬 Look at Obama.
-改變巨大 -他當上了總統 - Change. - He got to be president,
-其他人就可以... -進監獄 - so now the rest of us get to be-- - In prison.
忘記告訴你們 Oh! I forgot to tell y'all.
我有關于朱迪·金的重大新聞 I've got hella big news on Judy King.
珀比肯定把持不住 她在哪 Yo, Poussey will lose her shit. Where she at?
忙著呢 She busy.
你不能那么做 Well, you can't really do that.
你不能控制夢里發生的事 You can't control what goes on in your dreams.
-你可以的 -真假 - Uh, yeah, you can. - What?
那叫"清醒夢" It's called lucid dreaming.
不 不是的 清醒夢 No. No, no, no. Lucid dreaming
是你在夢里和自己對話 is when you talk to yourself in your dreams.
比如 "你 醒醒 Like, "hey, you. Wake up.
你沒有真的裸體去上學" You didn't actually go to school naked."
不管它叫什么 Well, whatever it's called,
你完全可以設計 you can totally curate
進入你大腦的圖像和主題 pictures and themes that go into your brain.
就像私人電影節一樣 Like your own private film festival.
這不就和做夢的目的相悖了嗎 Doesn't that, sort of, defeat the purpose of a dream?
夢境應該充滿驚喜 Like, it's supposed to be about surprises.
我不喜歡驚喜 Ugh! I don't like surprises.
我喜歡掌控自己 I like to be... in control.
有趣的是 That's funny 'cause...
我挺喜歡你凌亂的樣子 ...I sort of like it when you lose control.
比如我這樣做的時候 Like... when I do this.
傳風箏紙條泛濫你沒意見嗎 You got a problem down here with kites?
沒有 先生 No, sir.
伯賽特 Burset.
沒想到看到這撇胡子倍感親切 I never thought I'd be happy to see that mustache.
你得把我弄出去 You gotta get me out of here.
把禁閉室 Well, turning your cell
搞成俄式澡堂幫不了你什么 into a Russian bath is not helping your case.
堵廁所是一項罪名 你應該知道 Flooding is a punishable offense. You should know that.
除此之外我該如何引起你的注意 How else was I supposed to get your attention?
你可以要求見我 Well, you can ask for me.
開玩笑吧 Are you kiddin' me?
這幾個月我一直喊著要見你 I've been shoutin' your name for months.
你還沒在這里待那么久 Well, you have not been down here that long.
站著說話不腰疼 Easy for you to say.
你沒有被置于囹圄 遺忘于此 You haven't been thrown in a dungeon, forgotten about.
沒有人把你遺忘于此 No one has forgotten about you.
索菲婭 你是個聰明的姑娘 Sophia, you're a smart girl.
你得明白你正在給自己幫倒忙 You have to know you're not helping yourself.
我們是否能把你弄出來 You need to meet me halfway
取決于你是否配合我 if we have any chance of gettin' you out of here.
我想和我老婆說話 I wanna talk to my wife.
告訴她我在哪里 Tell her where I am.
我和克里斯托談過話了 I've already spoken with Crystal.
什么 What?
她怎么說 What... What'd she say?
她同意我的做法 Well, she agrees with me.
到時候了我們再送你回囚區 We need to wait for the right time to return you to gen pop.
她不可能這么說 She would never say that.
你騙人 You lyin'.
好好想想 Think about it.
你這不還在里面嗎 You're still in here, aren't you?
你干什么 What are you doin'?
把衣服穿上 Put your shirt back on!
我建議你別 I advise you not--
你要么放我出去 Either you let me out of here,
否則我會沖到淹死在里面為止 or I'm gonna keep flushin' this toilet till I drown myself!
是你自己要這么做的 You're doin' this to yourself.
你給我記住 Remember that.
傻逼獄警 過來 CO Schmuck-a-Fuck, get over here.
把伯賽特移到干燥的囚室去 Move Burset to a dry cell
免得她體溫過低 before she gets hypothermia.
現在太遲了 Oh, but it's late.
獄警差不多都走了 換囚室要三個人 Uh, most of the COs are already gone. It takes three for a move.
關我屁事 I don't fucking care!
人你去找 You find people.
{an8}美國軍方在古巴設置的軍事監獄
這又不是關塔那摩 給她穿上衣服 This isn't Guantanamo. Get her a fucking shirt!
什么鬼 What the fuck?
是我 Shh. It's me.
艾麗克斯 Alex?
你要干嘛 What are you doing?
跟我去廁所聊聊 Come talk to me in the bathroom.
你這些天最多就跟我打個招呼 You haven't said more than "hi" to me... in days,
現在你想來個深夜長聊了 and now you want some kind of a middle-of-the-night confab?
我不是想聊天 I don't wanna talk.
你是想來一炮嗎 Is this a booty call?
-你來就知道了 -為什么 - Come find out. - Why?
為什么你要這個樣子 Why are you doing this now?
天 你真會掃"性"啊 God, you really know how to dry a girl up.
對不起 我很疑惑 I'm sorry. I'm confused.
我以為你討厭我 I thought that you hated me.
是的 I do.
發生什么了 What's going on?
沒什么 Nothing.
我只是失眠 I just... I have insomnia.
出了事情你可以和我說 If something's up, you can tell me.
沒事 It's cool.
晚安 小帕 Good night, Pipes.
無法相信他們竟然讓她去給人上課 I can't believe they're letting her teach a class,
她受到的優待還不夠多嗎 as if she weren't entitled enough.
-你也給人上課啊 -這不一樣 - You get to teach a class. - It's different.
沒覺得有什么不一樣 Don't seem so different.
就是不一樣 Well, it is.
瑜伽是大眾活動 誰都能練 Yoga is a democratic practice. Anyone can do it.
學做西葫蘆沙拉就太不接地氣了 Learning to curl zucchini ribbons is rarified.
你知道有錢的白人才做瑜伽的吧 You do realize that only rich, white people do yoga, right?
數以億計的印度人 And the billions of Indian people
都練了五千年瑜伽了 who have been practicing it for over 5,000 years?
這你怎么不說 How about them?
我最近情緒有些波動 I'm working through some issues.
提個問題 Question.
你們認為朱迪·金真有種族歧視 Do we still think Judy King a racist
還是只是因為她是個南方人 or is she just Southern?
-我不知道 -說到種族歧視 - I don't know. - Speaking of racist.
能挪一挪嗎 Can you guys make room?
你們好 我是艾莉森 Hi. I'm Alison.
蘇珊娜 Suzanne.
這又不是"帶著陌生人去上班"活動 It's not Bring Your Stranger to Work Day.
珀比還玩"東方貿易往來"呢 Poussey got Oriental Trading over there.
兩邊的最終訴求可不太一樣 Yeah, I think Final Call here is a little different.
拜托 冷靜 Come on, man. Chill.
艾莉森 你有頭發嗎 Alison... do you have hair?
有 我把頭發遮起來以顯端莊 I do. I cover it for modesty.
我有個表親住在莫德斯托 I got a cousin who lives in Modesto.
聽起來像是端莊再加個O That's, like, modest with an "O."
我們剛剛在討論 We were just conversing
朱迪的課會有多棒 about Judy and how sick her class gonna be.
你們這幫人簡直腦殘 You guys are a bunch of suckers.
拜托 你們真覺得那課能改變什么嗎 I mean, come on. You really think that class is gonna change stuff?
-是啊 -不 - Yeah. - No, man.
我們從這出去之后 We still gonna be bussin' tables
還是只能擦擦桌子送送漢堡 and flippin' burgers when we get out of here.
去你的 Fuck that.
我不當服務員 I don't do food service.
除非是白色城堡[快餐店] 你懂的 Unless it's White Castle, you know,
他們的漢堡都小小個 'cause their burgers be so itty-bitty.
你要去嗎 So, you gonna go?
我不知道 我討厭名人 I don't know. I hate celebrities.
裝腔作勢 萬人關注 They're all hoity-toity. They have people watchin' 'em.
都是領養孩子 They got all those adopted kids, in general.
我有次在達奇斯縣的綿羊羊毛節上 I did once get to see the real Lassie
看到了靈犬萊西真身 at the Dutchess County Sheep and Wool Festival.
-那只狗嗎 -是的 - Like, the dog? - Yeah.
好了 犯人 放下叉子 All right, inmates, forks down!
第一輪早餐結束 First breakfast shift is now over.
盡快離開 我們好開始第二輪 I need you to clear out, so we can start the second shift.
我們還沒拿到吃的 But we didn't even get our food yet.
是啊 我太瘦的話屁股就癟了 Yeah, when I get too skinny, my ass gets flat.
這是規矩 想吃飯的話 下次來早點 Them's the rules. You wanna eat, get here earlier next time.
聽見了嗎 動起來 Did you hear me? Let's move!
借過 借過 借過 'Scuse me! 'Scuse me! 'Scuse me!
-借過 -好 好 - 'Scuse me! - All right. All right.
喂 洗刷刷 Hey, rub-a-dub-dub,
那鍋你已經擦了二十分鐘了 you've been scrubbin' that same pan for 20 minutes.
怎么 你是清潔專家 So what? You a scrub expert now?
那你上啊 You know what? Have at it.
是因為你昨天跟那人見面嗎 This got anything to do with that meeting you had yesterday?
沒錯了 我就知道 Yeah, that's right. I know about it.
我是神探可倫坡 I'm like Columbo,
只不過我兩只眼睛都是真的 而且屁股更翹 but with two real eyes and a better ass.
我要出去了 I'm being evicted.
你要出獄了嗎 You getting out?
今天還不走 但也快了 Not like this afternoon, but yeah, real soon.
你怎么會不知道你的刑期滿了 How did you not know your date was coming up?
提前了 It's early.
可能我表現良好什么的吧 我不清楚 I guess I was good or some shit. I don't know.
我天 Holy shit.
那恭喜了 Well, hey, congratulations.
恭個屁喜 Yeah, no, not congratulations.
祝我節哀吧 More like con-fuck-ulations...
或者"恭喜"的其他反義詞 or whatever the opposite of congratulations is.
為什么 你可以去找你的孩子們 Why? You get to go find your kids.
你可以自己把他們拉扯大 You get to fuck 'em up
不用再交給別人 yourself instead of having someone do it for you.
即便我找到他們 他們也不能跟我 Even I find them, I'm not gonna get 'em.
除非我有住處 否則政府不會允許的 The state won't give them over unless I got an apartment.
那就工作一陣 找個公寓 So you work a little bit, you get an apartment.
當然 人們喜歡雇傭前囚犯 Sure. People love to hire ex-cons.
在技能一欄我會寫 And in skills, I'll write,
"擅長包裝海洛因" "packed heroin real good,"
和"操包裝海洛因的人" and "fucked people who pack heroin."
有什么意義呢 我糟透了 Why even try? I'm fucked.
好了 夠了 Ay, okay. Enough.
你這是自暴自棄 媽媽 You gotta bust your ass now, mama.
行動起來 聯絡朋友 Make some moves. Work your contacts.
動員親戚 利用人脈 Work your relatives. Work the system.
如果需要的話再上點培訓課 Get educated, if you have to.
去考個普通教育發展證書 Get your GED.
需要什么就去做 Do whatever you gotta do.
你現在有目標了 You got a goal now.
你不能再縮成一團 You can't shrivel up into a ball.
米拉 你要救救你的孩子們 Mira, you gotta save your kids.
你可是波多黎各人 You're Puerto Rican.
你認識有公寓的人 You know somebody with an apartment.
你認識有工作的人 You know somebody with a job.
是吧 Qué?
你想像個傻瓜一樣滿地打滾嗎 You gonna roll over like a pendeja? Huh?
-不 -不 這就對了 - No! - No, that's right.
米拉 把這些該死的盤子洗了 Mira, clean that fucking pan,
因為我也有生活 你懂嗎 'cause I got a life, too, you know?
你還告訴了達婭嗎 You told Daya yet?
沒有 No.
這才要祝你節哀呢 Con-fuck-ulations on that one.
滾 No shit.
給我從圍欄上下來 You, get off the fence.
我知道你跟著我 I feel you creepin' over there.
鄭重聲明 我是個和平主義者 For the record, I'm a pacifist.
瞧瞧 好一個約炮小角落 Lookie here. A secret fuck spot.
到此為止 Well, not anymore.
分開 快點 起來 Break it up. Come on. Let's go. Keep movin'.
老兄 這么多犯人 Man, when you see them all together like this,
聚在一起 there are a lot of in mates.
我知道 如果她們聯合起來 I know. Like, if they ever banded together,
我們就死定了 they could totally overpower us. We're done.
至少我們有新警衛 At least we got the new guards.
他們可是經歷戰爭洗禮的 They're, like, trained in combat.
對 但是我有點害怕新警衛 Yeah... but I'm kind of scared of the new guards.
對 我也是 Yeah, me too.
你覺得她們會給我們剩點兒嗎 Hey, you think they'll give us leftovers?
我不知道 也許吧 I don't know. Maybe.
女士們 歡迎你們來到精神食糧課堂 Ladies... I'd like to welcome you to Food for Thought.
這是個獨一無二的機會 This is an exclusive opportunity.
耶魯大學的人也沒的上 People at Yale University couldn't take this class...
只有你們 ...only you.
朱迪·金 Judy King!
對 Yes.
現在我們有請犯人金 So I'm gonna turn it over to, uh, inmate King now.
好了 這個怎么樣 Uh, all right, how about this?
你們有誰做過菊芋奶油湯的 I want you to raise your
請舉手 hand if you've ever made sunchoke velouté.
從沒聽說過 Never heard of it.
那墨魚餛鈍呢 How about cuttlefish ravioli?
算了 Never mind.
任何帶泡沫的食物呢 What about anything with foam?
她是說泡沫嗎 "foam," Did she say?
很好 我也沒有 Good. Neither have I.
好吧 All right.
我從不夸大其詞 I don't make anything highfalutin.
用真正食材烹飪 請人們品嘗 I cook real food for real people to eat,
而且我從不獨自完成 and I don't do it alone.
我是說 任何一個好廚師 I mean, any good chef will tell you
都會告訴你烹飪需要團隊合作 that cookin' is a team sport.
所以你們會在這學一些實用技能 So you're gonna learn some practical skills here
讓你成為更好的團隊合作者 that are gonna make you a better team player.
那么今天 我會做個示范 So, today, I'm gonna do a demonstration,
但是我希望 but I'm hopin' that,
將來 我們可以成立工作站 in the future, we're gonna set up some work stations
好讓每個人都可以動手 so everybody can get their hands dirty.
也能帶妝下廚房 Yes, with the makeup.
我姓穆喬 Uh, Muccio.
我就是想問一下 Uh, I was just wonderin',
我們可以做砂鍋嗎 do you think we'll do a casserole?
因為我家維尼 Because I know that my Vinnie,
非常喜歡傳統的東西 he really likes the traditional-type stuff.
不親愛的 我們不會 Well, no, darlin', we're not.
我們會做一些更簡單的 We're gonna have to do somethin' much simpler,
因為我們的 since we don't have very
原料和刀具有限 much in the way of ingredients or knives,
但是我覺得你們中的某些人 but it's a dish that I think some of you, in particular,
會非常喜歡這道菜的 are really gonna enjoy.
玉米面包 Cornbread!
你瞧 她就是種族主義者 Yup. See? You called it. Racist.
菲律賓風格玉米面包 But Filipino style.
我不是很確定 Yeah, I'm not sure about that.
我從馬尼拉的一個椰農 I got this recipe from
那里得到了這個食譜 a coconut farmer in Manila.
現在我需要一個志愿者 Now, I need a volunteer.
我 我怎么樣 Me! How about me?
好的 華盛頓女士 過來 Oh, yes, Ms. Washington. Come on.
老師的寵兒 Teacher's pet, man.
現在我需要你的幫助 Now, I'm gonna need your help.
看 我的意思是 看這個 Oh, look, I meant to-- Look at that. -
-請問上面寫著什么 -椰奶 -What on earth does that say, I wonder? -Lait de coco.
對了 我就知道你認識 That's it, I knew you'd know it.
是椰奶 It's coconut milk.
現在 第一步很簡單 Now, the first step is easy.
找一大塊黃油 Locate a shit-ton of butter.
后來 我在愛歐納學院 So, after that, I got my
拿到了社會福利學的碩士學位 master's degree in social work from Iona.
你不餓嗎 Hey, you're not hungry?
不 No.
不是 我的牙 No, my teeth...
咱們點些松軟的食物吧 Oh, we'll get you something softer.
比如說 We'll get you some, uh,
白干酪或者芥末雞蛋之類的 cottage cheese or deviled eggs or something like that.
-山姆 -是 - Sam... - Yeah.
是我 It's me.
是你的孩子 It's your boy.
我會想你的 媽媽 I've missed you, mom.
媽媽 我想讓你知道 Mom, I want you to know
我沒有因為你離開而生氣 I'm not angry with you for disappearing.
我知道那天晚上 I know that you reached
你找過我 可我沒聽話 out to me that night... and I didn't listen.
我沒有陪在你身邊 I wasn't there for you.
但是我希望現在能改變一切 But I'm... I'm hopin' to change all that now.
好嗎 Okay?
什么 這是你的名字嗎 What? Is that your... name?
艾倫 Ellen?
艾倫 艾倫 Ellen. Ellen.
是的 我是艾倫 Yes, I'm Ellen.
不是瑪格麗特嗎 Not Margaret?
不 我是艾倫 No... I'm Ellen.
好吧 你知道嗎 Okay, well... you know what?
很高興我們能共進晚餐 We'll... we'll have a nice meal together.
我不會把它退掉的 I'm not gonna send it back.
不 我得走了 No, I gotta go.
我得去找我的毯子 I gotta go find my blanket.
不不 呆在這 No, no. Stay.
留下和我說說話 我今晚很難過 Stay and talk to me. Uh, I'm havin' a bad night.
看起來你也沒地方可去 From the looks of it, you're not in such a great place yourself.
不 我得走了 No, I gotta go now!
留下來陪陪我 Stay with me. Stay with me.
你以為還會有別人幫你嗎 You think somebody else is gonna help you now? Huh?
喂 德蓋特 Doggett. Hey.
等等我行嗎 Will you wait up?
你是在躲我嗎 You avoiding me or somethin'?
我只是不太喜歡學廚藝 I just don't really like cookin'.
一開始是好奇 后來我改變心意了 I was just curious, but I changed my mind.
不光是剛才 你一直在躲我 Not just now, but, like, all the time.
沒有啊 忙著干活罷了 No. Just been busy workin' really hard.
你什么話都可以跟我說 Hey, you can talk to me.
到底怎么了 What's goin' on? You got
是癲癇又要發作了嗎 one of those seizures comin' or somethin'?
-你是不是和她搞上了 -什么 - Are you doin' it with her? - What?
你是不是和那個西班牙女孩搞上了 Are you doin' it with that Spanish girl,
調皮搗蛋 開貨車的那個 that lil' pixie one that drives the van?
你說誰呢 拉莫斯嗎 What are you talkin' about? Ramos?
她根本不是我的菜 She's not even my type.
-怎么 你吃醋了 -我沒有 - Why? You jealous? - No.
我才沒吃醋 No, I'm not jealous.
-那你干嘛這么問 -因為 - Why would you even ask me that? - 'Cause...
我只是想確認一下你沒有強奸她 I just wanna make sure you're not rapin' her, is all.
你覺得 我強奸了你嗎 You think... I raped you?
對啊 要不然呢 Yeah. I mean, what else do you call that?
但我跟你說過 我愛你 But I love you. I told you that.
我那時候說過的 And I said it when... when...
我說過 I said it.
所以呢 So?
所以不算是強奸 So, that makes it different.
但感覺和強奸一模一樣 But that didn't feel any different.
我召集這次會議 I've called this summit...
是為了讓你們仨好好溝通一下 because all three of you need to communicate better.
恐懼驅使著你們的行為 You're operating out of fear,
導致某些人做出錯誤的決定 which is causing certain people to make bad decisions.
不好意思 你是誰 Oh, well, uh-- I'm sorry. Who are you?
-你認識我 -我是說誰派你來的 - You know who I am! - No, I mean, who sent you?
放松 是我找她幫忙的 Relax. I asked her for help.
她是我們的顧問 She's here as a consultant.
你怎么知道她身上沒有竊聽器 And how do you know she is not bugged?
她可能錄了整段對話 She could be recordin' this whole thing.
別忘了她可是俄國佬 She is Russian, for God's sake.
洛莉 你要怎樣才能向你的同伴保證 Lolly... how can you assure your partners over here...
你不會去地里挖寶藏了 that you are not going to go digging for buried treasure again?
因為我沒有鏟子 'Cause I don't have a shovel.
也沒錯 Good point.
也許我們該想個辦法 Maybe we should strategize
把她從地勤人員里踢出去 how to get her kicked off grounds' crew.
我們能不能忘了這碼事向前看 All right, could we just move on and just put this in the past?
我可以 I can.
話說回來 我又不是問題所在 Then again... I'm not our problem.
為什么都看著我 Why is everybody lookin' at me?
因為你不會保密 弄得我們很緊張 Because your little Tell-Tale Heart stunt freaked everybody out.
所以沒人相信你 And now nobody here trusts you.
行 我只有一個詞對你們說 Fine. I got two words for you guys.
拉斯維加斯 Las Vegas.
-又來了 -在拉斯維加斯有個地堡 - Oh, here we go. - There is a bunker in Las Vegas
地堡里面有很多人 filled with these dudes
全都為美國政府效力 who work for the United States government, and they sit
他們坐在控制臺上 然后他們 on these little video-game consoles and they... they...
操縱無人機監視阿富汗和伊拉克 they fly drones over Afghanistan and Iraq.
你們知不知道 有一架無人機 You know that-- okay, you know the drone
一直在花園上空打轉 that's been hoverin' over the... the garden?
那臺無人機只是負責拍攝的 That is just a camera drone,
但如果你聽仔細了 but if you listen really good,
就能聽到那架無人機上面還有一架 you could hear the second drone above that drone.
那是掠奪者偵查機 That is the Predator drone,
它能把人殺死 and that is the drone that kills people!
-拉斯維加斯派來的 -正是 - From Las Vegas. - Exactly!
-看到沒 她懂了 -不太懂 - See? She gets it. - Barely.
我有可靠消息 I have it under very good information
那架攻擊機是美國政府派來的 that that killer drone was sent by the United States government
因為我們攻擊了一名政府特工 in response to our attack on one of their agents.
鑒于私有監獄 And since the Freedom of Information Act
不受信息自由法保護 does not apply to privatized prisons...
他們可以直接干掉咱們 they could just wipe us out!
嘭 嘭 嘭 沒人會知道 Boom, boom, boom, and nobody would ever even know.
不過如果我們把那架無人機打下來 But... see, unless we shoot that drone down...
用把槍什么的 I guess we'd have to use a gun or somethin' like that and...
槍大概要從獄警那里偷了 we'd have to probably steal it from a guard.
或者我們可以偷偷用一臺電腦 Or we sneak on to a computer and just leak the information
{an8}維基解密創始人
把信息泄露給朱利安·阿薩奇或者阿桑奇 to that dude, um, Julian Assage. Assange...
如果我能找到他的郵箱的話 if I could still find his e-mail.
你們接著聊 All right, you guys keep talkin',
我要去花園研究那架無人機了 and I'm gonna go out to the garden and check on that drone.
費里達說得對 我們得殺了她 Frieda's right. We have to kill her.
小組治療五分鐘后開始 Group therapy is starting in five minutes.
你錯過了一場好戲 Missed quite a show.
-很好 -大告成功 - Good. - Big success.
很好 Good.
金女士讓我移除你輔導師的身份 Listen, uh, Ms. King has asked me to remove you as her counselor.
什么 太滑稽了 What? That's ridiculous.
她說你讓她覺得不舒服 She says you make her uncomfortable...
還說你濫用權力 and that you have power issues.
女人說話都不是真心的 That's how women talk.
因為她 世紀挑戰公司經常煩我 Well... MCC is already up my ass about her.
我得配合他們的工作 I gotta comply.
喬 看在上帝的份上 她是犯人 She's an inmate, for Christ's sakes, Joe.
只是暫時而已 Yeah, for now.
半年之后 她還是那個有名的富婆 But in half a year... she'll be a rich celebrity again
想起訴我們綽綽有余 with the power and means to sue us
罪名隨她說了算 for whatever the fuck she wants.
可是精神食糧課堂怎么辦 What about Food for Thought?
另外有人會負責這個課程 Someone else will supervise the class.
好消息是 Hey... on the bright side,
這堂課的出勤率 this class had the highest attendance
是迄今所有課里最高的 out of any activity to date.
如你所料 非常成功 It was a hit. You were right. Good job.
你怎么躲在這里 怪嚇人的 Why you hiding in here? It's creepy.
很安靜 我喜歡 It's quiet. I like it.
畫的不錯 That's nice.
如果我多花點時間 If I spend time...
閱讀法律或者撫養相關的書籍 reading law books or reading up on foster care,
而不是畫這些無用的畫 maybe, instead of drawing these stupid pictures,
我就能多點準備 I'd be prepared.
也許就知道怎么讓阿瑪麗亞回到我身邊 I'd maybe know how to get Armaria back.
達婭 看著我 Daya, look at me.
我很快就能出獄了 I'm getting out of here soon.
很快是多快 Soon? How soon?
非常快 Real soon.
我會把克里斯蒂娜 伊瓦 露西 And I'm gonna get Christina and Eva and Lucy and Emiliano
艾米利亞諾 還有你的小阿瑪麗亞都奪回來 and your little Armaria back.
所以別哭哭啼啼的了 So stop all this moping shit.
你在開玩笑嗎 Are you kidding me?
我為什么要耍你 Why would I mess with you like that?
我也不知道 I don't know, 'cause you play
你有的時候喜歡玩點心理戰術 some fucked-up head games sometimes?
你沒有別的要說的嗎 Why ain't you saying nothing?
我會想你的 I'm gonna miss you.
你也很可能會帶壞我女兒 And you're probably gonna fuck up my kid.
那個 我們不干了 So, um... yeah, we quit.
-抱歉啦 -也不是真的抱歉 - Sorry. - But, like, not really.
我猜猜看 你們現在替瑪麗亞賣命 Let me guess. You're working for Maria now.
她送我們連襪便鞋 She gave us free slipper socks.
她給你們鞋子 She is paying you in slipper socks
只是因為她付不了真錢 'cause she can't pay you in actual money yet.
弗娜卡 你那生病的老媽怎么辦 Flaca, what about your sick mother?
你不想給她寄點錢用嗎 Don't you wanna send her cash?
別裝得好像你多關心我似的 Don't you go pretendin' like you actually care about me.
我跟著瑪麗亞干很快能賺到雙倍的錢 Soon, I'll be making twice as much cash with Maria,
因為她很有闖勁 還關照墨西哥裔同胞 'cause she's all about, like, upward mobility and la raza.
你知道嗎 她人就是比你好 And you know what? She's just plain nicer.
-還送我們鞋 -你說過一遍了 - And slipper socks. - You said that already.
我真的很喜歡 I really like them.
我是不是應該過去扯她頭發或者打一架 Should I go over there and pull her hair or something?
-我能扭斷她手 -不用了我自己來 - I give a mean Indian burn. - No, I got this.
你現在是在撬我的人嗎 You're jacking my girls now?
你偷我們做的內褲 我就撬你的人 You jacked my panties, I jack your girls.
你搶了我的點子 You jacked my idea.
是你先開的頭 You are the original jacker.
聽著瑪麗亞 局面要失控了 Look, Maria... this is getting out of hand.
我不想跟你開戰 I do not wanna start a war with you.
這不是戰爭 這只是生意 This isn't war. It's business.
祝好 Have a nice day.
沒了這個你們要怎么認出我 Hey! Hey! How you gonna identify me without this?
你們要怎么做到 怎么殺得了我 Hmm? How you gonna do it? How you gonna kill me then?
你們成不了 你們殺不了我 You're not gonna do it. You're not gonna do it.
沒有姓名牌 How do you think you're gonna
你們要怎么認出我 identify me without this?
怎么鎖定我 How you gonna do it?
這他媽是怎么回事 The fuck's happening here?
我不知道 看著挺有意思的 I, um, I don't know. But it is highly entertaining.
快找掩護 賤人們 Homemade camouflage, bitches!
她這個樣子有多久了 How long has she been like this?
十到十五分鐘吧 Ten, fifteen minutes.
對 她一直在罵國安局 罵臟話 Yeah. She was yelling about the NSA, um, and body parts.
這個犯人陷入精神崩潰 The prisoner is having a psychotic break
你們卻在這里像娘們兒一樣傻笑 and you're standing here giggling like women.
快把她帶去精神病區 Let's get her to Psych now.
你留下 You stay here.
你們看不見我 射不中我 我隱形了 You can't see me! You can't shoot me! I'm invisible!
-我隱形了 -洛莉 洛莉快起來 - I'm invisible! - Lolly! Lolly, get up!
-不要 別射我 -洛莉 快起來 - No! Don't shoot me! - Lolly, please get up.
看不見我看不見我看不見我 Can't see me, can't see me, can't see me, can't see me.
站起來 On your feet.
妞們 你聞到了嗎 Girls, you smell that?
這是什么味兒 What is that?
-是煙味 -警衛快來 - Smoke, girl! - Guards!
拉響警報 快出來 Sound the alarm! Get out of here!
帶所有人出去 快點 快走 Get everybody out! Come on! Now! Let's go! Let's go!
告訴卡普托玩兒蛋去吧 Tell Caputo to go fuck himself.
我這才剛開始 I'm just gettin' started.
我的老天 Jesus Christ.
不 不要 他們要電死我 No! No! They're gonna electrocute me!
這他媽是怎么了 Hey, what the hell's goin' on here?
活捉了個鬧事的 正帶她去精神病室 We got a live one. Takin' her to Psych.
她需要的是一位有資質的輔導師 This woman needs a certified counselor.
跟我來吧 Come here.
來 Come on.
走 我們到我辦公室去聊 好嗎 Come. We'll have a talk in my office. Okay?
沒什么好看的了 Show's over.
有人要殺我 People are trying to kill me.
誰 Who?
國安局 軍方 The NSA, the military,
還有在幕后操控著那架 whoever's operating... that drone
隱藏在花園上云端的無人機的人 that's hidin' in the clouds above the garden.
為什么他們對我們的花園這么感興趣 Why is the NSA or the military interested in our garden?
因為我 'Cause I...
我殺了人碎了尸 把他埋在那里了 I killed a guy and chopped him up and buried him in there.
-你殺了人 -對 - You killed a guy? - Yep.
他是個職業殺手 He was a hit man.
他受雇于一個跨國販毒集團 He worked for an international drug cartel
這集團背后是政府 很可能還有中情局 that was backed by the United States, probably the CIA.
也有可能是聯邦緊急事務管理局 Oh, it could've been FEMA.
他們盯上我已經很久了 They've been targeting me for a long time.
{an8}1984年美國聯邦緊急事務管理局進行的拘留及處置大量人群的演習
你有沒有聽說過雷克斯84演習 Have you ever heard of, uh, of Rex 84?
你肯定沒聽過 這是機密行動 No, of course you haven't heard of it. It's classified.
你是不是有時會聽見或看見不存在的東西 Do you sometimes see or hear things that aren't there?
是啊 我會聽到一些聲音 Sure, I hear voices.
會看見天使嗎 這類的 Like angels? That sorta thing?
不是天使 我說了是聲音 聽見聲音 Not angels. I told you. Voices, I hear voices.
我覺得你這些可能是幻覺 I think you might be suffering from delusions.
才不是 I am not.
我整天都聽得到 I hear that all the time.
說"洛莉 你瘋了" "Lolly, you're crazy."
"洛莉你有陰謀論焦慮癥" 這次不是 "Lolly, you got conspiracy-theory-itis." That is not it!
這次不一樣 這次是千真萬確的 This is different this time. This is real.
如果是你聽到的這些聲音操縱了你呢 What if these voices that you're hearing are manipulating you?
想讓你誤以為它們真實存在呢 Trying to convince you that they're real?
告訴你你干了壞事 That you did a bad thing,
但實際上你并沒有呢 when in reality, you didn't do anything?
它們為什么要那樣做 Why would they do that?
你告訴我吧 You tell me.
為了陷害我 Ooh, to frame me.
這樣就能讓他們拿我做實驗 Ooh, to, um... they could do research on me.
作為輔導師 我對這里一切都了如指掌 As a counselor... I know everything that goes on here.
所以 如果有人 So, if someone...
有任何人 anyone...
在這里被殺 was killed here on campus...
我會知道的 I'd know about it.
那你是說我沒殺人 So, you're saying I didn't kill anybody?
對 我認為你沒有 No... I don't believe you did.
你很幸運 我對處理這類的事情 Lucky for you, I got a lot of experience
有很豐富的經驗 dealing with this kinda thing.
給你制定一個治療計劃吧 懷特希爾 Let's get a treatment plan goin' for you, Whitehill.
控制住你的幻聽癥狀 Get those voices of yours under control.
你不用擔心 You don't have to worry.
我會幫你的 I'm gonna help you.
你他媽在里頭說了些什么 What the fuck did you say in there?
好 等一下 等一下 Okay, okay, okay, wait. Hold up. Hold up.
我得向你道歉 I gotta apologize.
我一直以為我 See, I was under the impression that I...
我們 殺了人 we, killed some dude.
別 都怪我 是我的錯 No, my bad. My bad. My bad.
原來雷克斯84計劃一直操縱我的大腦 Turns out Rex 84 was manipulating my brain
讓我信以為真 to make me think that.
可能那個叫艾丁的其實只是一幅全息圖 Or maybe that Aydin guy was really, like, a hologram?
還有 這里的心理輔導非常不錯 Also, great counseling here.
我真是印象深刻 I am continually impressed.