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{an1}翻譯 Timothy
{an1}翻譯 吸吸粒呀
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{an1}翻譯 也也貝
{an1}翻譯 Ryann
{an1}{pos(55.8,88.4)}翻譯 青椒
{an1}校對 小早
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{an1}時間軸 橘子醬
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{pos(150.6,227.6)}第四季 第八集
神啊幫幫忙吧 Chiert, help me, suki, bliadi.
你在找什么 What are you looking for?
我的鏡子 我的鏡子在哪 My mirror. Where is my mirror?
不在你桌子上嗎 It's not there?
不在 除非它突然隱形了 Not unless it's suddenly turned invisible.
我被打劫了 I've been robbed.
-我的鏡子在哪 -什么 - Where is my mirror? - What?
我那個能放大的鏡子 在我桌上的那個 The magnifying mirror. The one from my desk.
我看見你以前對著它修過眉毛 The one I've seen you use for your eyebrows.
我不知道 I don't know.
我東西丟了 誰也別想睡 No one sleeps when my things go missing.
我沒在睡覺 我睡不著 I'm not sleeping. I can't sleep.
起來 我鏡子丟了 Wake up. My mirror is missing.
我們還得住在一起 We have to live together.
傻子才偷你的東西呢 It would be pretty dumb to steal from you.
說得跟你很聰明似的 Like you're all geniuses.
醒醒 摩托艇 Wake up, motorboat.
求你了 在你去洗澡之前我一直沒敢睡 Please, I didn't go to sleep until you left for the shower.
我發誓我一直醒著 I swear, I kept myself up.
-那我的鏡子呢 -在桌子上 - Where is my mirror? - On the desk?
她不會偷你的東西的 她怕死你了 She wouldn't steal from you. She's terrified of you.
我怎么會想照鏡子 Why would I want to look at myself in the mirror?
瑞澤尼科夫 該去做甜甜圈了 Hey, Reznikov. It's time to make the donuts.
我還沒準備好 我的鏡子不見了 I'm not ready. And my mirror is missing.
我才不管什么鏡子 I don't give a tiger's testicle.
聽著 我越快把你送過去 Look, the faster I deliver you,
越能快點回去繼續我的靜修了 the faster I can get back to my mindfulness practice.
所以說你趕緊走 So, let's go!
你覺得你的時間比我的更寶貴 Do you think your time is more valuable than mine?
好吧好吧 Fine. Fine.
我到廚房再化妝 I'll put my face on in the kitchen, huh?
閉嘴 我還在睡覺 Shut up! I'm still asleep!
等等 Wait.
我的唇膏筆呢 Where's my lip pencil?
我的唇膏筆在哪里 Where the hell is my lip pencil?
趕緊走 瑞澤尼科夫 Now, Reznikov.
天殺的小偷 我會找到你們的 Fucking thieves. I will find you!
閉嘴 Shut the fuck up.
該死 她沒關燈 Oh, shoot. She left the light on.
謝謝 Thank you.
你還好嗎 You okay?
一點都不好 Not even a little bit.
我連看都沒看 我沒興趣 I'm not even looking. I don't care.
你一點都不性感 You're not even that hot.
等等 也許你還是挺性感 Wait, maybe you are.
現在我覺得保護得有點過了 Now this is starting to feel like overkill.
你這么想的 You think so?
還不如說是這畫面太過了 More like looks could kill.
看看這些人翻的白眼 Check out the stink eye in this place.
可能是因為女浴室里有男人 You know, maybe that's 'cause there's a boy in the girls' room.
我覺得她們沒覺得我有多礙眼 These ladies don't seem too bothered by me.
在洗手間里是最容易受到攻擊的 The bathroom is where you're the most vulnerable.
我是說 你見過精神病嗎 I mean, haven't you ever seen Psycho?
讀過死亡率統計表嗎 Or read an actuarial table?
是瑜伽瓊斯要求的這個保護措施 Yoga Jones ordered this protection.
說實話 我覺得有點反應過度了 Frankly, I think it was an overreaction.
♪我一直在偷別的女人做的派♪ ? I've been stealing them other ladies' pies ?
♪但是總是很掃興♪ ? And, ooh, that was a bust ?
♪因為她們假裝是自己做的派♪ ? 'Cause them other ladies been fakin' when they bakin' ?
♪但是用的卻是商店買的酥皮♪ ? Using that store-bought crust ?
♪但是朱迪的派太好吃我永遠吃不夠♪ ? But Judy's pies is oh-so-tasty and I never get my fill ?
♪只能怪♪ ? So blame it on... ?
另一方面 On the other hand...
我就在外面 I'll be, uh, right outside.
你有新一期的《O》了嗎 有一篇不錯 Oh, hey, you got the new O? I was reading a good article.
我記得麥卡洛出去的時候拿走了 Oh, you know, I think McCullough walked off with that.
這里 Oh, here.
你想看《女性健康》嗎 You want Women's Health?
-謝謝 -祝你看得愉快 - Thank you. - Enjoy.
我想這些是我的雞蛋 Well, I believe those are my eggs.
我就嘗了一口 都要涼了 I only took one bite. It was getting cold.
你知道嗎 這情況越來越荒唐了 You know, this is getting ridiculous.
我不能在余下的時間里 I can't spend the rest of my time
都被這個傻缺走哪跟哪 with some ding-dong like that following me around.
一點幽默感都沒有 Isolation perpetuates the rumors.
你不是討厭黑人嗎 That you hate black people?
那是八十年代的事了 Look, it was the '80s, all right?
在八十年代 所有人都是傻子 Everybody was a moron in the '80s.
我只想在外面走走的時候 I just want to be able to walk around here
大家別一直盯著我 without everybody looking at me
好像我是什么偏執狂似的 like I'm some kind of terrified bigot.
別高估外面的情況 Out there is overrated.
要不我們弄個電視放屋里 Why don't we have a TV brought in?
別啊 Oh, no.
我可不想 You know, I wouldn't wanna risk
玷污了你的因果循環 sullying your karma,
你的"氣" 或者什么身體基礎的 your chi or whatever with such a base object.
蠢盒子 我記得你上周是這么說的 Idiot box. I believe that's what you called it last week.
有嗎 我怎么不記得了 Did I? I don't remember.
我記得你叫我蠢盒子里的蠢人 Mmm-hmm. And I think you called me the idiot on the idiot box.
是吧 Right?
現在看來你說的沒錯 Well, it's starting to look like it's true.
肯定有什么方法能消除誤會 And there... there's gotta be some way to clear the air.
彌補我之前說的話 Make reparations.
{an8}四十英畝一頭驢指代美國土地改革 與美裔黑人解放有關
十幾萬平方米和一些雞蛋 Forty acres and some eggs.
要不你試試再跟上面說一遍 Why don't you tell them again
你在廚房和工地上有多少黑人朋友 how many black friends you have in your kitchen and your field?
閉嘴吧 你這個假裝政治正確的嬉皮偽君子 Okay, you shut up, you PC hippie hypocrite.
我敢打賭來這里之前你肯定 I would wager that your last address before you came here
不是城里人 wasn't exactly in the inner city.
至少我沒管木偶叫"黑人" At least I didn't talk to puppets that used the word "Jigaboo."
不給你吃雞蛋了 No more eggs for you.
利奇菲爾德女子監獄一位犯人 An inmate from Litchfield Federal Prison
想要聯系你 is attempting to contact you.
-卡爾 -帕波 - Cal! - Piper!
卡爾 卡爾 你不知道我多想念 Cal! Cal, you have no idea how badly I've wanted...
聽見你的聲音 to hear your voice.
你是想聽見我的聲音 Well, would you rather hear my voice?
還是厄爾·斯克魯格斯 Or a pre-war Gibson banjo
在奧普里上彈的吉普森班卓琴 that Earl Scruggs played at the Opry?
-當然是你的聲音 -沒錯 - Your voice, for sure. - You're right.
你說的對 我還沒掌握 還需要練習 You're right. I haven't earned it yet. I need to practice more.
所以你沒收到內莉給你發的信息 So, you got Neri's message, didn't you?
什么 什么信息 What? What message?
內莉讓靈媒托夢讓你打電話給我們 Neri sent you a psychic message to call us.
一開始我挺懷疑 結果你真打了 I was skeptical at first, but, I mean, here you are.
卡爾 我好想你 Cal, I've missed you so much.
這里沒人肯跟我說話 There's really nobody in here for me to... talk to right now.
我們懷孕了 We are pregnant!
住地下室你們都懷孕了 You got pregnant in the basement?
我們覺得是在 I mean, we... we think that it might have
洗衣間懷上的 actually happened in the laundry room
或者是餐廳 or maybe in the dining room.
我們也不太確定 Um, we're not sure.
媽媽預約了周二去拉直頭發 Mom has a standing hair appointment,
早上十一點到下午一點 Tuesdays from 11:00 to 1:00.
不過她的發型都沒變化 簡直是個謎 And yet, her hair has never changed. It's a mystery.
嚴格來說我們不該告訴任何人的 I mean, we're not technically supposed to tell anyone yet,
畢竟才八周 但我不在乎 管他呢 because it's only eight weeks, but I don't care, fuck it.
天吶 Holy shit.
恭喜啊 Wow! Congratulations.
這太好了 That's wonderful.
是挺棒的 It is pretty cool.
我和寶寶的關系已經很親密了 I'm already bonding with the baby.
我會用英語和韓語對他說話 唱歌 I talk to him and I sing to him. In English and in Korean.
我有沒跟你說我們正在學韓語 Did I tell you that we're all learning Korean?
我們搞了一個新生意 小帕 Oh, we've got a whole new business, Pipes.
我們把舊衣服用船運到韓國 We ship used clothes over to Korea.
就是那種古裝 Vintage. Uh, podo suhwag.
大賺了一筆 簡直供不應求 I mean, we're killing it. They can't get enough.
內莉掃蕩了慈善商店 救世軍和圣庇教堂 Neri sweeps through Goodwill, Sally Army, St. V's,
然后把東西運給我們在首爾的朋友洪海倫 and then she ships it over to our friend, Helen Hong, in Seoul.
自從內褲生意沒了之后 I mean, ever since the panties dried up,
我們挺拮據的 we were... we were in real trouble,
但孩子給我們帶來了好運和靈感 but babies bring luck and inspiration.
靈感[韓語] Yeong-gam.
你覺得"克拉倫斯"這名字怎么樣 What do you think of the name "Clarence", huh?
-克拉倫斯·查普曼 -你知道是個男孩嗎 - Clarence Chapman? - Do you know it's a boy?
還不知道 I don't. Not yet.
但我希望是個男孩 因為女人太可怕了 But I'm willing it to be a boy because women are terrifying.
-沒錯 -對吧 - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah.
內莉非常興奮 我準備給他買第一把班卓琴 Neri is pretty psyched and I'm here to buy him his first banjo.
學習永遠不嫌早 You can never start it too early.
現在的學校音樂教育都很爛 Music education sucks in schools now which is,
都太兒戲 like, a total travesty...
-卡爾 -我知道 我知道 - Cal-- - No, I know. I... I know, I know.
如果是女孩的話 那她可以拉小提琴 If it is a girl, and it could be, she will play the fiddle.
或許我不該就這么決定買班卓琴 So, maybe... maybe I shouldn't pull the trigger yet on the banjo.
你會是個很棒的爸爸 You're gonna be an amazing dad.
我很怕我會搞砸 I'm totally fucking scared that I'm gonna fuck it all up.
你也知道我們來自什么樣的家庭 I mean, you know where we came from.
但你更暖心 更可愛 You are so much warmer, you are so much lovelier,
更出色 and you are so much awesomer.
而且你還娶了個嚴母 不可能搞砸 Plus, you married the anti-mom. There's no way.
別瞎想了 Stop it.
謝謝你這么說 Wow. That is so nice of you to say.
我很高興你打電話來 小帕 I'm really glad you called, Pipes.
我就想看看你過得怎么樣 聽聽你的聲音 I just wanted to check in, and, um, hear your voice.
所有耳畔私語員工請到院子里集合 All Whispers employees report to the yard.
耳畔私語員工請到院子里集合 Whispers employees to the yard.
卡爾 我得掛了 Cal, I, uh... I gotta go.
我愛你 準爸爸 I love you, Daddy.
好的 我也愛你 再見 帕波姑姑 Okay, yeah, love you. Bye, Aunty Piper.
-好了 再見 -再見 - Okay, bye. - Bye.
看起來你被光明蟲咬了 Looks like you got light bugs.
-可能會感染 -天吶 - Might be an infestation. - Oh, gee.
我不知道該如何是好 I don't know what to do about that.
有什么建議嗎 尼古拉斯女士 You got any advice for me, Miss Nichols?
黑暗 莫里洛女士 Darkness, Miss Morello.
你得用黑暗與光明抗爭 You fight the light with darkness.
愿意來黑暗處與我相見嗎 Care to visit me on the dark side?
其實 現在得叫我穆喬夫人 Well, actually, it's Mrs. Muccio now.
{an8}美國女性婚后姓氏的一種選擇 保留雙方姓氏 中間用連字符"-"分隔
居然連連字符都不用 Didn't even spring for the hyphenate, huh?
我們挺傳統的 We're very traditional.
看起來你需要 Looks like you might need
把這里清掃一下 to do a little bit of cleaning up in here.
是 我一會過去弄 Yeah, yeah. I'll get to that one later.
這是我們的專屬隔間 That's our stall.
我知道 Yeah, I'm aware.
可我現在結婚了 I'm married now.
我許了誓言 I took vows.
你知道嗎 You know, it's, uh...
在不同的地區來一炮其實不算出軌 it's not cheating if you're in different zip codes, right?
而且我們又沒老二 And, uh, there's no dick.
就當是贈品 So... that's a freebie.
哪怕我想著別人都算是出軌 It's cheating if I even think about somebody else.
就像吉米·卡特說的 不能垂涎于心 Lusting in the heart and all that? Just like Jimmy Carter says.
你難道一點都不想我 You're really telling me you didn't miss me at all?
都沒有想過我嗎 You didn't think about me?
因為我確定我很想你 'Cause I sure missed you.
我當然想你 Of course I missed you...
但那只是因為我擔心你 but that was because I was worried about you.
看 Look.
你看 你當初割傷自己胳膊的 Look, there's the little chip
瓷磚那兒有個小缺口 in the tile from when you cut your arm.
記得嗎 你直到第三次高潮之后才發現 Aw, remember you didn't notice until after your third orgasm?
好了 別說了 你簡直在幫倒忙 Okay, no. No, you are not helping me.
你讓我想著一些 You're making me think about things
我不該想的事 I should not be thinking about.
這樣不對 妮琪 It's not right, Nicky.
你想到什么了 Where'd you go?
別過來 別 No, stay there. Don't!
讓我一個人待著 Leave me alone.
寶貝 我就在這兒 Baby, I'm here.
我能觸摸到你 你也需要撫摸 I can touch you. You need to be touched.
他給不了你這些 He can't give that to you.
不不不不 Uh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no.
好了 別這樣 Okay, no!
我和維尼是有未來的 Vinnie and I, we have a future.
當然 Sure.
又或者根本沒什么未來 Or you have no future
因為你們只是新婚 還活在幻想世界里 'cause you're virtual strangers living in a fantasy world.
當世俗的日常生活 And it's gonna shatter into a million pieces
入侵你的"新娘塔上望 when the mundane realities of day-to-day life
王子塔下候"的狗屁童話故事時 intrude on your maiden-in-a-tower,
美好的幻想就會破碎成渣 prince-down-below fairy-tale bullshit.
因為這太弱智了 'Cause it's retarded.
更何況或許他其實一直跟 Plus he's probably been banging the single mom
隔壁單身媽媽有一腿 next door the whole time, anyway,
畢竟誰能守著幻想 because who can live on fantasy
和諾言過那么久 對吧 and promises for that long, right?
是人都會孤單 People get lonely.
也不一定 Or not. Okay?
也許他是認真的 Maybe it's the real thing.
我又沒見過他 I've never met the guy.
據我所知 你們大概是真愛 對吧 For all I know, maybe it's true love, right?
他要是聽說你跟另一個女的 Are you sure he wouldn't get off
在一起過 你確定他不會離開你嗎 on hearing about you with another chick?
-歐文斯 -到 - Owens! - Here.
-平達克 -到 - Piendak! - Here.
-桑吉 -到 - Sankey! - Here.
沃森 Watson!
-出聲讓我聽見 犯人 -到 - Let me hear a verbal confirmation, inmate. - Here.
大聲點 A little bit louder now!
到 Here!
-干嘛 -沒有 抱歉 - What? - Nothing, sorry.
我耳朵離你嘴巴太近了 我的錯 My ear was too close to your mouth. My bad.
聽著 女士們 Now, ladies,
由于"耳畔私語"工廠的安全事故 due to the breach in security at the Whispers factory,
上級決定挑選更加可靠的犯人 it has been decided that all employees of Whispers
替換現任的耳畔私語員工 will be replaced with more trustworthy inmates.
等等 你是說我們沒有工作了嗎 Wait, you mean we ain't got jobs no more?
就是這個意思 Means you ain't got that job no more.
但是幸運的是現在你們有一個新的機會 But lucky for you, a new opportunity has knocked.
歡迎來到建筑入門課 Welcome to Construction 101.
等等 這是工作還是課 So, wait, is this a job or is this a class?
這是職業培訓 This is vocational training.
付工資的職業培訓嗎 Well, uh, paid vocational training?
在耳畔私語我們一小時能掙一美元 We was makin' a dollar an hour at Whispers.
如果你們能掌握這些技術 If you are able to master these skills
一旦刑滿出獄就能找到工作 and get a job once you're released,
未來工資就是你的工錢 the paycheck could be in your future.
說白了 就是沒錢 But to be clear as crystal, no money.
不管這是要干什么 For whatever this is.
這是一門課 This is a class.
謝謝 老大 Thanks, jefe.
希望這是值得的 Hope it was worth it.
你要幫我充小賣部的錢嗎 You gonna fill my commissary now?
給我退后 Hey, back the fuck off.
眼睛看前面 Eyes up front.
現在我要介紹你們的工頭 I will now introduce you to your construction foreman instructor,
麥當勞先生 Mr. McDonald.
他會對你們進行安全培訓 He will walk you through safety training
這樣我們就能創造一個 so we can have an efficient
高效無事故的工作學習環境 and incident-free work-learning environment.
寶貝 我愿讓他來"鉆"我 Ooh, baby, I'd let him jackhammer me.
我想我會需要很多"指導"的 Mmm, I think I'm gonna need a lot of instruction.
請讓他是直男 Please let him be straight.
牧馬人牛仔褲 他是直的 Wrangler jeans. He's straight.
是啊 你可以保護我的安全 工頭先生 Yeah, right. You can keep me safe, Mr. Mackadocious.
安靜 犯人 Quiet down, inmates.
皮斯科特拉先生 Mr. Piscatella?
我有心臟病 I have a heart condition,
我不知道我能不能 and I don't know if this whole, you know,
忍受這種體力勞動和炎熱天氣 manual labor and heat thing... it's gonna work for me.
我心臟也不好 真的不好 I think I got a bad heart, too. Really bad heart.
我也是 Yeah, me, too.
上前來 給你找個合適的職位 Come up here and we'll find you an appropriate position...
德瑪克 DeMarco.
我知道我喜歡什么體位[職位] I know what position I'd like.
夠了 女士 That's enough, ma'am.
女士們 安全是施工場所的第一要務 Ladies, safety is number one on the job site.
安全源自于輕松自信地使用 And safety comes with confidence and comfort
工具和設備 using tools and equipment.
而輕松與自信源自訓練和常識 Confidence and comfort come from practice and common sense.
我會在這棟樓的矗立過程中指導和監督你們 I will be your guide and supervisor as we erect this structure.
他剛說了"矗立" He said "Erect."
這棟建筑到底是什么 What exactly is this structure?
從給我的藍圖來看 From the plans I've been given,
是一個帶屋頂的大型立方體 it's a giant cube with a roof.
有人會木工手藝或是有工地經驗嗎 Now, anyone here have any carpentry or construction experience?
舉手 Show of hands?
-我需要一個學徒 -我 - I need an apprentice. - Oh, here!
我喜歡你們這種熱情 女士們 I love your enthusiasm, ladies.
我們會根據你們的表現 選一個人當學徒 Let's wait to choose an apprentice 'til we see who earns it.
犯人 先讓我們 Inmates, give us a minute
規劃一下你們的分工 while we figure out your work assignments.
要是我們想從這里撈到點什么 If we're gonna make anything off of this,
我們得搞到那個狗仔比薩面團 we gotta get that paparazzi pizza dough.
你得給手機充電 You got to get the phone charged.
給盒子裝滿果汁 Juice up the box.
給盒子裝滿果汁是什么 Juice up the box?
就像果汁盒 Like a juice box.
用果汁比喻電 而盒子是... Only the juice is electricity and the box is the--
你還把錢叫做"狗仔比薩面團"呢 You called money "Paparazzi pizza dough."
-好吧 -枉你這么費心解釋 給你半分 - Okay, fine. - I'll give you half a point for effort.
不行 你不能 又不是見者有份 Hell, no, you ain't. This ain't no participation trophy.
聽著 這就是這個國家的問題 Look, that's what's wrong with this country.
你要么得分 要么就輸了 You either score or you miss.
該死 液壓裝置用不了了 God damn it! We lost the hydraulics!
-試試降檔 -我已經試過了 - Try downshifting! - I tried that already.
-你能修好嗎 -我又不是技工 - Can you fix it? - I'm not a mechanic.
麥當勞 趁修車這個時間 McDonald, let's put our new trainees
讓新手們開始工作吧 to work while we wait on the fix.
每人拿把鐵鍬 開始工作吧 Everyone, grab a shovel and let's get started.
我們不是應該要先完成 Uh, shouldn't we finish going through safety training
-安全培訓嗎 -已經完成了 - before we get started? - You did.
堅持訓練 利用常識 保持安全 Practice and common sense. Stay safe.
開始工作吧 Let's get to work.
開始 Let's go!
請先帶上安全帽 Hard hats, first, please.
這算什么教育 How is this educational?
第一條 不要犯罪 因為監獄很不爽 Lesson one, don't do crime because prison is unpleasant.
帶上安全帽 拿起鐵鍬就開始吧 Start digging, ladies. You have a hard hat and a shovel.
哎呀 Oops!
手腳太笨了我 Silly me. I'm so clumsy.
撿起來了 Got 'em!
-我們開始吧 -什么 - Let's do this. - What?
快說吧 Don't hold out on me.
我沒什么要說的呀 I'm not holdin' nothin'.
你不是答應告訴我教我怎么畫眼妝嗎 But you promised to show me how to do eye makeup like you do.
對哈 Oh! That.
對 是的 Right, yeah, right.
好的 我在想 Okay, I've been thinking, though,
你要用你自己的眉筆 you gotta bring your own pencil,
因為如果你用我的 你就會得 'cause if you use mine, you could get, like,
紅眼之類的 pinkeye or something.
你有紅眼嗎 Do you have pinkeye?
沒有 I don't think so,
我也不清楚 在這種地方你要非常小心 but I don't know, and you gotta be really careful around here.
好 聽著 你去藥店 Okay, so listen, you go to the drug store,
買一支好用的黑色眼線筆 you get yourself a really good black eyeliner pencil
我再來教你怎么畫 and then I'll show you everything.
不用買很貴的 And it doesn't even have to be expensive, neither.
或者再挑一支粉紅色的睫毛膏 Maybe pick up a mascara, too. Uh, the pink one.
我就能教你一整套了 好嗎 And then we'll do a whole lesson, okay?
-行 -好 - Yeah, okay. - Okay.
好了 我得走了 我會想想 Great, I gotta go. I'm gonna think about ways
怎么突出你的眼睛 讓你更漂亮 on how to make your eyes really pop and make you really cute.
天 Man.
四眼 我不知道你的漂亮秘籍是什么 You know, I don't know what your secret is, specs,
但是你比我印象中還要性感 but you are looking even hotter than I remember.
-閉嘴 尼古拉斯 -拜托 - Suck it, Nichols. - Come on.
你單身 我也單身 You're single. I'm single.
鳥兒在歌唱 草地軟綿綿 The birds are singing. The grass is soft.
草地上撒了劣質雜牌除草劑 The grass is covered in off-brand weed killer.
拜托你了 好嗎 Pretty please? Okay?
我在重型監獄的八人間牢房里待了94天 I just spent 94 days in Max in an eight-bed cell
一堆人里有兩個怪胎 with, among others, two random shriekers
還有一個把自己孩子塞進了烘干機 and a woman who put her baby through a dryer cycle.
這有點性感啊 Oh, that is sexy.
這不算什么 Oh! Oh, that's nothing.
我得當著別人的面拉屎 I learned to shit in front of an audience.
當然你拉完沖走的 Yeah, of course what you're flushing
就是你僅剩的尊嚴 is mainly just whatever's left of your humanity. So...
好吧 這里也不是狂歡節 Yeah, well, it's not like it's been a fun-fest over here.
去你的 沃斯 Fuck you, Vause.
在這里跟露營一樣 This place is like a camp.
出什么事了 What happened?
小賣部巧克力豆賣完了嗎 The commissary run out of chocolate chips?
這幾個月糟透了 妮琪 It's been a shitty couple of months, Nicky.
不是只有你過得煎熬 You're not the only one that has rough times.
好吧 新方案 Okay, new plan.
咱倆來一趟奔向快樂小鎮的魔毯之旅 You and me go on a magic carpet ride to happy town.
天 你真是一根筋 Jesus, you've got a one-track mind.
告訴你吧 我有兩根筋 For your information, I have a two-track mind.
好了 跟我去兩根筋世界吧 All right, come join me on track deux.
聽著 Look...
你都不用脫衣服 You can even keep your clothes on.
當然了 Oh, of course, you know,
如果你不需要放個小假逃避現實的話 if you don't need a vacation from your reality, then,
那你務必拒絕我 hey, by all means, decline.
挺香的 Hey, smells good.
你東西放好了嗎 You leave that stuff in the place?
我得跟你談談 I need to talk to you about that.
怎么 出什么差錯了嗎 Why? Something went wrong?
不不不 沒事 No, no, no, no. No, it was fine.
不好意思 我放好了 I mean... sorry. I left it.
一切順利 It's all fine.
你買到鮮蝦味的了 這味道好吃 Ooh, you got the shrimp flavor. That's a good one.
最近我都吃得不太好 I haven't been... eating so good lately
因為一直太緊張了 'cause I'm so nervous all the time.
你試過冥想嗎 Have you tried meditating?
瑪麗亞 我做不了了 Maria, I need to stop.
我今天差點被抓 I almost got caught today.
這句話重點在"差點" I think the key word there is "Almost."
"差點"不算什么 Almost don't count.
你自己冷靜一下 So, you're gonna calm yourself,
然后再接再厲 and you're going to keep doing what you're doing.
如果我不想做了呢 And if I don't want to?
跟你想不想沒關系 Ain't about want.
繼續 Keep going!
大波 你要喝水嗎 Hey, Boo! Are you thirsty?
操 要 Oh, fuck, yeah!
這是什么拉拉超能力嗎 What, is this some kind of lesbian superpower
像男人一樣修這種機器 that you can fix machines like this, like a man?
開玩笑嗎 Are you kidding?
-我都不知道我在干什么 -是嗎 - I got no fucking clue what I'm doing. - You don't?
我想如果我把螺絲反反復復扭松扭緊 I figure if I loosen and tighten the bolt repeatedly,
可以打發一天時間 it eats up the whole fucking day
就不用挖土了 and keeps me out of the trenches.
真聰明 That's... that's pretty smart.
快走 你會讓我露餡的 Now, scram, girl. You're blowing my cover.
不不不 沒事的 Oh, no, no, no. It's totally cool.
他們派我過來向你學習 They assigned me to learn from you,
萬一什么東西壞了 just in case if anything breaks,
還有個人知道怎么修 somebody else knows how to fix it.
因為如果你出獄了 或者太忙之類的 'Cause, like, what if you get let out... or you're busy?
你喜歡蘋果的故事嗎 How do you like them apples?
{an8}好萊塢心懷陰謀的女人登上名利之巔的故事
《彗星美人》是吧 All About Eve, huh?
是啊 Yeah, yeah.
亞當跟她說了別吃那蘋果 'Cause Adam... Adam told her not to eat that apple.
但她吃了 有了智慧 像我一樣 And she ate it, she became wise. Just like me.
好吧 跟你說 Yeah. Tell you what.
進來 我告訴你怎么做 Come on under here, I'll show you what we're doing.
繼續工作 犯人 Keep working, inmate.
天 你開始自殘了嗎 Oh, Jesus, you cutting yourself now?
我還以為感性的是我呢 I thought I was the emo one.
-什么 -你流血了 - What? - You're bleeding.
操 Fuck.
我以前就自殘 但我是為了好看的圖案 I used to cut myself. But in, like, cool designs.
她就該自殘 She should cut herself.
因為她我們都丟了工作 We're all out of work because of her.
你挖土說話不能同時進行的話 If you can't dig and talk at the same time,
就閉上嘴好好挖土 then you dig and shut up.
開始挖 快點 Shovels in the dirt. Now!
半小時內都別碰 And don't touch 'em for a half an hour.
我不想因為你白癡 想試一下它干沒干 I'm not doing free fixing 'cause you were a moron
就免費再給你補一次 and felt like seeing if they were dry.
我說了是無意的 有根線頭沾上了 Okay, I said it was a mistake. Some lint got stuck to it.
出去吧 Pa' fuera.
沒預約 有時間做嗎 Got time for a walk-in?
別指望家庭折扣 Don't expect a family discount.
你又咬指甲了 You been chewing on these again?
我有很多事要想 Some of us got a lot on our minds.
你覺得我不想事嗎 You don't think I got a lot on my mind?
我得想去哪弄個地方開沙龍 I gotta figure out a place to set up the salon out there.
我得雇點姑娘來幫我 I gotta hire girls to help me.
雇個前臺 給她做個非常好看的指甲 Maybe a receptionist with great nails
顧客一進門就能感受到水平 so that everyone can see the work right when they walk in.
你他媽在講些什么 What the fuck are you talking about?
我在講我的未來 I'm talkin' about my future.
你得有美容師執照 You gotta get your cosmetology license.
你得租個地方 You gotta rent a place.
購置椅子泡腳桶 Fill it with chairs and foot buckets
還要買給工具消毒的機器 and get the machine that kills the germs on the tools.
你哪來的錢 Where you gonna get money for all that?
你能買得起幾瓶指甲油就算好的了 You lucky if you could afford a few bottles of polish.
想太多 Got a lot on your mind.
想得美 Got some nerve.
你太不切實際了 You got make-believe on your mind.
也許你可以 You know, maybe you can...
從別人的店里做起 start in someone else's place.
了解運作然后接手 Learn the business and take over that shit.
你很快就會上手的 You'll run it in no time.
你最知道怎么搞垮別人 You're like that bug that takes over the other bug
掌控全局了 and controls it and everything.
你對做生意也很在行 所以... And you're really good at figuring out business stuff, so...
你想要什么顏色 What color you want?
貝利教導官 拜托請你出去等 Oh, CO Bayley, I asked you politely to please wait outside.
華盛頓小姐是我的朋友 Miss Washington is a friend.
好吧 但我是你的影子 Right, but I'm your shadow, you know.
{an8}《魅影奇俠》臺詞
誰知道人心深處的險惡 Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of man?
魅影俠知道 The Shadow knows!
最近在聽播客上的老節目 Been listening to a retro radio podcast.
播客 不知道嗎 好吧 Podcast? No, okay.
好吧 我出去等 All right. I'll, uh, I'll wait outside.
《智者之懼》 Ooh, The Wise Man's Fear.
我超愛《風之名》 我能借走嗎 I loved The Name of the Wind. Can I, uh... Can I borrow that?
請隨意 Knock yourself out.
怎么回事 What's goin' on with that?
時刻有人保護我 快讓我瘋了 I... I've been assigned protection and it's driving me bananas.
我知道你那些朋友對我很不爽 Now... I know your friends are frustrated with me,
但我們一定能想到辦法解決的 but surely we can find some way to work that out.
慢著 Wait. Wait, wait.
你認為黑妞們打算襲擊你嗎 You think the black girls are gonna jump you?
瘋瘋癲癲的那個一直唱著 Well, uh, the crazy one has been taunting me
節目中的歌曲嘲弄我 with songs from the show.
那個有爆炸頭的大塊頭 And the big one with the puffy hair,
她和包著頭巾的姑娘在走廊里 she cornered me in the hallway with the...
堵截我 gal with the head wrap.
這可不是我編造的 I didn't make that up.
就你針對黑人說的那番鬼話來看 It's not like you wouldn't deserve it
你這是罪有應得 after that chitlin' mess.
只是木偶罷了 They were puppets.
沒錯 但這些木偶加深了人們對黑人 Yeah, puppets that reinforce stereotypes
那些愚蠢迷信的刻板印象 that black people are dumb and superstitious.
他們愛行竊而且樂于當契約傭工 They steal and they love being indentured servants.
更不用說他們還食人 And don't get me started on the cannibalism.
我想說 這真的很令人失望 I gotta tell you, it's disappointing.
聽著 我真的很抱歉 All right, look, I sincerely regret it.
但木偶劇宣傳了新鮮食品 But they did promote fresh food.
還是有用的 I mean, there was a message.
好吧 Oh, all right.
聽著 我和你實話實說 Listen, I'm gonna tell you the truth.
八十年代早期那會兒我經常抽大麻 I did a lot of blow back in the early '80s,
它讓我保持苗條和清醒 and it kept me thin and awake,
但它對我的文化敏感度 but it didn't do much for my cultural sensitivity,
銀行賬戶或婦科健康沒有什么幫助 or my bank account, or my gynecological health.
現在不管結果如何 我最終又向前看了 Now, the chips fell, I eventually moved on.
而現在我在這里 And here I am.
但我會感到寂寞 你知道嗎 But it can get lonely, you know?
我想要勇敢面對這一切 I'm... I'm trying to put a brave face on it,
不過說實話 我本可以請朋友幫忙 but to tell you the truth, I could use some friends.
而非求助于總處危機中的精瘦嬉皮士 Other than a skinny hippie always in crisis.
知道嗎 在這里生活已經夠艱難的了 You know, it's hard enough being in here
更不要說所有人都討厭我 without feelin' everybody hates me.
你總覺得黑人會因為你種族歧視而揍你 It ever occur to you that it's racist to assume
你有沒有覺得這種想法本身 that black people are gonna beat you up
就是種族主義呢 for bein' racist?
很在理 好吧 聽著 And you have a good point there. Right, all right, look,
我在努力 I'm tryin'.
或許我是種族主義者 I mean, maybe I am a racist.
或許我蠢到自己都不知道 Maybe I'm just too stupid to know it,
但該死的 我肯定是你所遇見的 but shit, I am the friendliest racist
最友善的種族主義者 that you are ever gonna meet,
所以我們就不能和睦相處嗎 so can't we all just get along?
好吧 我去和她們談談 All right. All right,
看看怎么回事 I'll talk to 'em. See what's up.
太好了 謝謝你 真的很感激你 Great, thank you. Thank you. I really appreciate it.
和其他人比起來你還算是不錯的 You are one of the good ones.
不 我意思是和所有其他人比起來 No, I meant that as in people in general.
閉嘴行嗎 Just... Shh.
她看見我了 She saw me!
妮琪 Nicky?
你們在干什么 What are you doing?
你好 懶漢查普曼 Hey, Bummer Chapman,
快他媽下來 要么就快滾 get the fuck down or fuck the fuck off.
懶 懶 懶 懶 懶漢 Bum, bum-bum, bum, bummer.
我舌頭好開心 My tongue feels delightful.
該死 Shit!
從這個角度看 Psst! You know, from this angle,
你的鼻毛好明顯 不是嗎 your nose hairs are pretty prominent, no?
-老天啊 -快看 - Oh, my God. - Look at that.
她以前會修剪鼻毛的 Well, she used to trim them.
你真是自暴自棄啊 查普曼 You are really letting yourself go, Chapman.
你們倆瘋了嗎 你們他媽在這里干什么 Are you two crazy? What the fuck are you doing?
是每周例會 好嗎 It's a weekly meeting, okay,
為道德墮落的失敗者而設 for the morally morose and successfully challenged.
所以我們這么聚聚 So we're just going back and forth and, uh,
討論日常生活中我們趟過的 talking about all the truly dreadful, horrible shit
那一攤糟糕可怕的破事 that we have to slog through on a daily basis--
-還吸可卡因 -對 沒錯 - And we're smoking crack. - Oh, yeah! That, too.
你們他媽是認真的嗎 Are you two fucking serious?
盡管這不是我的首選 While not my first choice,
但吸食小劑量可卡因真的很爽 crack in small amounts is actually good for you.
多年來這一招口碑很差 我都沒... It's gotten a bad rap over the years. I don't even...
-是啊 -嗯 - Yeah. - Yeah.
求別人給毒品 你也沒得選 Drug beggars can't be drug choosers, you know.
很好 所以你倆是吸毒吸瘋了嗎 Perfect. So you guys are cracked out of your minds.
你也可以爽 給你 And you can be, too. Here.
不瞞你說 這可卡因在某人屁股里待過 Uh, full disclosure, that crack's been up someone's ass.
-可能是安琪的 -一定是安琪的 - Probably Angie's. - Oh, definitely Angie's.
我拿一支唇膏和她換的 Yeah, I traded her a lipstick for it.
別擔心 帕波 And don't worry, Piper.
已經拿火消過毒了 It's sterilized by the flame.
管他的 Fuck it.
來真的嗎 Seriously?
如果沒打算分享 why would you offer it to me
你們干嗎要給我呢 if you weren't actually gonna share it with me?
沒 我只是...很意外 No, I'm just... surprised.
別這樣 Well, don't be.
給我 Hand it over.
好 該怎么做 Okay, so, what do I do?
深深吸一口 Now breathe in. Real deep.
深吸一口 屏住 Real deep, hold it!
放輕松 Take it easy.
放輕松嗎 去你媽的 Take it easy? Fuck that!
我可是被打了烙印 I was branded, okay?
姐們 我真沒想到 Man, I did not see that coming.
見鬼 Holy shit!
你是納粹了嗎 You're a Nazi now?
不是納粹 要傳達的信息或許是 Not a Nazi. I think I'm a Nazi sympathizer.
我是納粹支持者 I think that was the message.
這是我自己惹的 I brought this on myself.
我現在就這副鬼樣子 This is what I've become. This is what I've become.
我現在就他媽這副鬼樣子 各位 This is what I've fucking become, you guys.
我怎么走到這一步的呢 How do I come back from this?
我讓斯黛拉被關禁閉 I sent Stella down the hill.
我為什么這么做 Why did I have to do that?
她偷了你的錢 She stole your money.
在重刑監獄我和她很熟 I was acquainted with her in Max.
我父母沒想把我教成這樣 My parents didn't teach me to be like this.
我對瑪麗亞的所作所為... What I did to Maria...
我不覺得后悔 I didn't feel bad.
我都沒多想 I didn't think twice.
我只是... I just...
做得過火了 went too far.
我總是做得過火 I always go too far.
我總他媽做得過火 I always go too fucking far.
我還他媽停不下來 And I can't fucking stop it.
你不是這里最壞的人 帕波 You're not the worst person in here, Piper.
我一直希望能幫到大家 I think that I've been trying to win prison.
而我毀掉了好多人的生活 And I've destroyed people's lives.
再給我一下 Gimme that shit again.
-嗯 -給我 - Yeah. - Gimme that.
我殺了個人 I killed someone.
操 Fuck, man.
怎么 意外嗎 What, by accident?
不 我殺了他 No. No, I killed him.
蓄意的 On purpose.
操 Fuck...
閉嘴 閉嘴 Shut up, shut up, shut up.
什么 怎么回事 What? How?
這不可能 你不可能 我了解你 That's impossible. You couldn't do that. I know you.
上個月 庫巴派人來干掉我 Last month. Kubra sent someone in here to kill me.
我說過他會這么做 Like I said he would.
可是在這里嗎 I mean, in here?
-真他媽厲害 -怎么 - Fuckin' A. - How?
艾麗克斯 你怎么處理尸體 Alex, what did you do with the body?
你現在就坐在他上面 You're sitting on him.
部分的他 他現在到處都是 Parts of him. I mean, he's all over.
天啊 Oh, God.
別 Stop.
聽著 雖然我整天都坐在桌子前面 Look, just because I sit behind a desk all day
并不意味著我的工作就比你們輕松 does not mean your job is harder than mine.
的確更輕松 As a matter of fact, it does.
你先挖四小時的洞再來說我們工作輕松 You dig a hole for four hours and tell us if your job is harder.
你知不知道我們入獄以來 Do you know how complicated
手機變得有多復雜嗎 phones have gotten since we've been inside?
像找充電器那么復雜嗎 As complicated as findin' chargers for them?
我在努力 卡普托跟你不是一個牌子 I'm tryin'. Caputo's got a different brand going on.
我的女孩來了 請告訴這些婊子 There go my girl. P, please tell these bitches
我的工作跟挖渠一樣累 that my job is just as hard as diggin' a ditch.
并不是 It's not.
為什么你們想痛扁朱迪·金 Look, why y'all trying to beat up Judy King?
因為她種族歧視 Because she racist.
我們何必要痛扁一位白人老太太 Why would we beat up an old white lady?
隨便來一下她就倒了 One pop and she down.
還會毀了照片 And it would ruin the photo.
沒人想痛扁朱迪·金 Ain't nobody trying to beat down Judy King.
-誰告訴你的 -她自己說的 - Who told you that? - She did.
她告訴我你們在走廊上追她 She told me y'all chased her down the hallway
瘋眼唱歌唱得像個殺人娃娃 and Crazy Eyes was singing like a murder doll.
等等 什么照片 你們在 Wait, what photo? What are you--
我們想拍張照片 We're trying to get a picture.
-一張什么照片 -朱迪·金的 - A picture of what? - Of Judy King.
就這樣 That's it?
-就為了照片 -就為了照片 - Just a picture? - Just a picture.
查普曼 天哪你比早上看起來更糟了 Chapman? Wow. You look even worse than this morning.
你確定不用去醫務室嗎 Are you sure you don't wanna go to medical?
我吸了一口 No, this crash...
糟透了 is bad.
消化道在翻江倒海 Just processing a lot of stuff right now.
你拉肚子了嗎 那得補充點水分 Ooh. Did you have diarrhea? You need to stay hydrated.
你們都干得不錯 繼續保持 I wanna say, you're all doing a great job. Keep it up.
我打賭你沒那種問題 Bet you don't have that problem.
對的 Right.
聽說洗衣房有時光機嗎 You hear there's a time machine in laundry?
聽說了 而且衛生隔間里還有青春噴泉 Oh, yeah, and there's a fountain of youth in the ghetto toilet.
對 藍頭盔 Yeah, blue helmet.
你們要喝水嗎 Do any y'all want water?
如果真有時光機 You know, if that shit was true,
我要回去見我死去的媽媽 I'd go back and see my dead mom.
叫她別和后來殺了她的那個家伙約會 Tell her not to date the guy that killed her.
我回去就不會讓自己再落到這鬼地方 I'd go back and not end up in this fucking place.
你們就沒想回去殺了希特勒嗎 Y'all ever think about, like, going back and killing Hitler?
或者我會回去 把希特勒養大成好人 Or maybe I'd go back, raise Hitler right.
多給他些愛 鼓勵他發展藝術才華 You know, give him lots of love and encourage his artistic side,
做他的好媽媽 try to be a good mom figure to him.
也許他的脾氣就會好一點 Maybe he'd have less anger issues.
我會回去叫他早點占領蘇伊士運河 I'd go back and tell him to seize the Suez Canal early on.
就能確保控制地中海大部分地區 That'd secure most of the Mediterranean,
第三帝國也就方便獲取石油 giving the Third Reich easy access to oil.
不行 她們這邊需要 I can't. They need it over here.
能回到過去的話你想去哪兒 Where would you go, back in time?
-我 -對 - Me? - Yeah.
這個嘛 99年的夏天 Uh... well, summer of '99,
我本該去拉爾夫·威爾森體育場 I was supposed to see Judas Priest at,
看猶大圣徒的演唱會 uh, Ralph Wilson Stadium,
但我朋友查普·希爾維斯 but my friend, Champ Silvers,
他在停車場跟我叫板 he challenged me to drink
我喝了整整三十罐啤酒 a dirty 30 pack in the parking lot.
銀子彈啤酒 Of Coors Light.
我吐得到處都是 And, uh, I puked everywhere.
我都沒能去見識舞臺上的羅布·哈爾福德 I never even got in to see Rob Halford on stage.
-各種遺憾 -是啊 - Regrets, you know? - Yeah.
貼點膠帶上去 很好 Put some tape on it. It's all right.
你聽我說 羅娜 I'm telling you, Lorna,
如果我早知道杰克有那種打算 if I would have known Jack was gonna try something,
我肯定會把門鎖上 I would've locked the door.
這孩子睡覺不規律 The kid's got unusual sleep patterns.
我往上看 發現門開著 I look up, the doors open
湯米就在那兒 and there's Tommy.
他的眼神像在說"怎么了" And his eyes are going, "What?"
然后他發了個聲音 And he makes a noise.
老天爺 Oh, my goodness.
然后你和杰克都沒管就繼續干嗎 And you and Jack, you just kept going?
差不多 Oh, yeah, basically.
我說"湯米回到你房間 I said, "Tommy, go back to your room,
媽媽和爸爸在做愛" your mommy and daddy are making love."
我猜在他才那么大 還不懂是什么意思 Well, I guess at that age, he doesn't know what that means.
我那時候根本不懂什么意思 I hardly know what it means at my age.
我和杰克總是錯過沒有時間 Jack and I are like ships in the night.
所以我看孩子在那兒也沒停下來 That's why I didn't stop when I saw the kid there.
好吧 我和維尼剛度完蜜月所以 Yeah, well, Vinnie and I just had the honeymoon, so...
你知道湯米上周說了什么嗎 You know what Tommy said last week?
他說"我永遠不要結婚" He says, "I'm never getting married."
我說"永遠可是很長的" I said, "Well, never's a long time."
他說"我不想有女的花光我的錢" He says, "I don't want some girl spending all my money."
他這可不是跟我學的 He don't get that mouth from me.
弗蘭妮 我認為維尼出軌了 Franny, I... I think Vinnie's cheating on me.
羅娜 這你可說不準 Oh, Lorn, you don't know that.
照你的描述 他不像是那類人 From what you told me, he don't sound like the type.
他幾個禮拜沒來了 He hasn't visited in weeks.
我們幾乎也沒通話 We barely even talk on the phone.
親愛的 你這是在胡思亂想 Honey, you're letting your mind run away with you.
我肯定這沒什么的 你要信任他 I'm sure it's nothing. You gotta trust.
-我需要知道 -那就得去問 - I gotta know. - Then you gotta ask.
如果我不相信他怎么辦 我承受不了 What if I don't believe him? I can't live with that.
這就是婚姻 That's marriage.
如果杰克過了十一點才回來 You think I don't wonder where Jack's been
解釋說他在打保齡球 when he comes home after 11:00
我會不想知道他的行蹤嗎 and says he's been "Bowling"?
你每天都看得到杰克 You get to see Jack every day.
親愛的 你能不能 替我去看看他 Honey, will you just go... visit him for me?
怎么 到他家去嗎 What, like, at his house?
這有什么用嗎 What good will that do?
羅娜 就是這種渣男害你進監獄的 Lorna, this is the kinda garbage that got you in here.
不 他是我的家人 No, no. He is family.
我不是那個意思 And I don't mean like that.
我 我的意思是 I... I mean,
我只是想多了解他一點 I mean, just get to know him a little.
他是你弟弟 天吶 He's your brother, for Christ's sake!
拜托求你了 Please, I'm begging you!
換我也會為你這么做的 You know I would do this for you.
我會為你這么做的 I would do this for you!
我只是無法想象 I just can't live thinking
他在用某個野女人的微波爐手套 that he's using some other housewife's oven mitt.
好吧 All right.
我會去他家 I'll go to his house.
-太感謝了 我愛你姐姐 -我愛你 - Thank you so much. I love you, my sister. - I love you.
你有預約嗎 You got an appointment?
不約自來 Walk-in.
-可以嗎 -看情況 - Is that okay? - That depends.
坐下吧 Take a seat.
頭發太多了 That's a lot of hair.
我們真的要玩芭比娃娃造型游戲嗎 Are we really playing Barbie Styling Head here?
我還有地方要去呢 所以 You know, I got places to be. So...
那就高盤發 Updo it is.
很好 Ow. Yeah, that's nice.
真有兩下子 You really know what you're doing, huh?
太棒了 Fabulous.
我就是奧黛麗·赫本的神還原 對吧 Yeah... I'm like a real Audrey Hepburn, huh?
謝謝 Thank you.
你能去別的地方干這勾當嗎 Can you do that somewhere else?
你在哪里都可以做指甲 You can paint nails anywhere.
當然 Of course.
我終于找到擅長的工作 I finally find a job I'm good at.
結果卻變成給毒品做掩護 Turns out to be a drug front.
我在這鬼地方待不了幾天了 I got two days left in this shithole.
我不能搞砸 I can't screw it up.
那就別搞砸 Then don't screw it up.
情況如何 How's everything looking here?
你指這個嗎 Oh, you mean this?
-它完全沒救了 -真的嗎 - She's totally fucking dead. - Oh, yeah?
我根本沒法發動 I mean, I can't get her to start at all.
-你想試試看嗎 -嗯 - You wanna give it a shot? - Yeah.
好吧 All right.
給你 哥們 Here you go, man.
首先 你得掛空擋才能重新啟動 Well, first off, you needed to have it in neutral to restart it.
看起來它只是過熱了 It looks like it just overheated.
-嗯 -現在應該可以了 - I see. - Yeah, should work fine now.
如果它失靈了 冷卻 So if it conks out, let it cool,
掛空擋 再重啟 很簡單 put it in neutral, restart it. Easy fix.
聽著 Huh! Listen, um...
如果有人問起 if anyone should ask,
你能說得復雜一點嗎 could you make it sound way more complicated than that?
天吶 我明天肯定渾身酸痛 Man, oh, man, I'm gonna be so fucking sore tomorrow.
我得開始鍛煉了 I gotta start exercising.
你有看到那玩意挖土有多快嗎 Man, did you see how fast that thing took dirt out a hole?
-是啊 -咻一下 - I know. - Like, whoosh.
感覺自己像機器人問世后的底特律汽車工 Man, I feel like an autoworker in Detroit after the robots came.
是"見鬼我是汽車工我要失業了" Like, "Oh, shit, I'm an autoworker and now I'm out of a job"?
或是"有機器人來干 Or like, "Yay! The robots are here
這種低檔的汽車工活 謝天謝地" to do this shitty, horrible autoworker work. Thank God"?
為什么她要那樣跑過來 Uh, why is she running at me like that?
你他媽這是干嘛 Ah! What the fuck was that for?
-絕對猛料 -拍到了嗎 讓我看看 - That was dope. - Did you get it? Let me see.
天吶 她嘗起來好像草莓 Damn, she taste like strawberry.
好了 快過來 Okay. Yeah, come on.
行了 這張更猛吧 你們覺得呢 All right, the second one is a winner. Don't you think?
-什么 -看 你覺得如何 - Huh? What? - Look, what do you think?
跨種族的監獄蕾絲戀 Interracial lesbian love behind bars, okay.
姑娘們 傳出去可以賺一大筆錢 We're gonna hold out for the big bucks, ladies, you know?
讓小報爭相搶奪 Make the rags fight over it.
可行 你干得太棒了 All right, you did so good.
我媽要看到我和白人妞打啵了 My mamma gonna see me kissing a white woman.
怎么了 我是哺乳動物 What? I'm a mammal.
但可能你是對的 我該剃掉這破玩意 But maybe you're right, I should shave this shit.
像是我荷爾蒙失衡了一樣 It's like my hormones are out of whack.
你從哪里弄來的鏡子 Where did you get that?
小賣部 Commissary.
他們92年之后就沒賣過了 They haven't sold those since '92.
告訴我哪來的 Tell me where it came from.
美容院那里搞的 換的 I got it in the salon. On trade.
我都不知道美容院重新開業了 I was not aware the salon was back up and running.
高盤發 低馬尾 Oh, yeah. Updos, downdos.
你想做什么做什么 We got any 'do you wanna do.
看出來了 I can see.
美發大師沙宣都比不上你 Vidal Sassoon's got nothing on you.
在商言商罷了 Business is business.
別再斜眼看我了 Stop giving me the side-eye.
我知道是怎么到那兒的 I know how it got there.
日子太苦都沒法爬到自己床鋪上去嗎 Life is so tough you can't make it into your own bunk?
我不舒服 I don't feel good.
我聽說艾利克斯和你說了菜園的事 I heard that Alex told you how our garden grows.
你要說出去一個字 我就了結你 If you say a word, I'll end you.
我永遠 不會 I would... never.
我只是無法 I just can't...
我無法真是她做的 I can't believe she did what she did.
這事需要一個了斷 It needed to be done.
她和我說過 She told me...
但我沒聽 and I didn't listen.
她全靠自己一個人 She was all on her own.
可能之前是這樣 但現在不是 Maybe she was, but now she's not.
我一直在幫她 費里達也是 I've been helping her. So has Frieda.
她有朋友 也許不是你 而是其他人 She has friends. Maybe not you, but other people.
我該在她身邊的 I should have been there for her.
你想著其他事 You had other things on your mind.
做個內褲領袖可要花很多精力 Being a panty kingpin took a lot of work.
若早知道 我會做點什么 If I had known, I would have done something.
親愛的 她這么做情有可原 Honey... what she did was morally defensible.
這件事她最終會放下的 I think, ultimately, she will find comfort in that.
她不殺就會死 It was kill or be killed.
或許你該多擔心 Maybe you should worry about
你自己做的那些選擇 the choices you've made a little more.
她很痛苦 She's in pain.
我們都很痛苦 We are all in pain.
我想我的鏡子 I miss my mirror.
你傷到手臂了嗎 And you hurt your arm.
小電爐不小心燙到嗎 Hot plate accident?
又一個紋身 Another tattoo?
別以為我沒聽到你整晚都在輾轉反側 Don't think I didn't hear your tossing and turning all night.
沒事 It's nothing.
給我看 Show me.
誰干的 Who did that to you?
不重要 已經這樣了 Doesn't matter. It's done.
你不能帶著這可怕的玩意走動 Well, you can't go around with that horror.
或許是我活該 I probably deserve it.
我們都需要幫助 We all need help.
你 Hey. Hey, there!
我們不能再像這樣偶遇了 We gotta stop running into each other like this.
對啊 或者你可以試試別再跟蹤我 Yeah, or you could, uh, just stop followin' me.
我說后悔猶大圣徒演唱會是個玩笑 That, uh, that whole Judas Priest thing, that was a stupid joke.
說實話 我挺想回到我們初見的時候 Truth be told, I'd probably go back to when we first met.
-好吧 -我會把你當人看 - Okay. - I would have treated you like a person.
而不是鴨子 或是別的什么東西 Not like a duck. Or... A thing.
而且我 我 And I... I...
我會很享受我們的第一次 I would have liked our first time,
如果真的能夠 好好來一次的話 if we had gotten there, to have been... nice.
我會想要看著你的臉 And I would have wanted to see your face.
我會對你說我當初說過的話 And to have told you what I told you about...
說愛你 只是會更溫柔 uh, loving you, but softer.
我真希望我當初沒那么暴躁 I wish I hadn't been so mad.
過去發生的事太不公平... It wasn't fair what happened and...
所以我會想要回到那時候 So yeah, that's probably what I'd go back to.
我還在想要搞清楚為什么會這樣 And I'm still trying to figure out why it happened.
為什么... Why...
我會做出那樣的事 I did what I did.
抱歉 德蓋特 I'm sorry, Doggett.
謝謝 謝謝你能這么說 Thank you. Thank you for saying that.
還不到十分鐘 挖土機就壞掉了 The backhoe broke down within the first ten minutes.
然后就變成電影《鐵窗喋血》的場面了 Then it turned into a scene out of "Cool Hand Luke",
所有囚犯頂著太陽挖溝 with the inmates digging trenches in the sun.
我沒看過那部電影 Never seen that movie.
我讓她們失望了 I've let them all down.
你沒讓我失望 Well, you didn't let me down.
-現在不合適 -為什么 - Not now. - Why not?
因為我心情不好 Because I'm upset.
這不明擺著么 Is that not obvious?
學校這事兒本來就沒希望 You know, the school had no chance.
別讓我覺得我好像毀掉了別人的夢想 Don't make me feel like I'm some kind of dream killer.
至少建個新宿舍能解決人口爆滿的問題 At least a new dorm will help with overcrowding.
也許能振奮一下士氣 Might help boost morale a little bit.
行吧 那很好啊 Okay. Good then.
士氣 已經 振奮了 Morale... is... boosted.
還是沒有 Or not boosted?
我去開門 I'll get that.
能不能幫忙盯著醬汁 一直攪拌 Will you watch the sauce? Keep stirring.
-是誰 -沒誰 - Who was it? - Oh, it was no one.
我去開 我去開 I'll get it. I'll get it.
-那是誰 -不是誰 - Who the hell is that? - It's no one.
估計就是個銷售員 It's probably just a salesperson.
我聽到你說話了 卡普托先生 I hear you, Mr. Caputo.
而且你休想 And don't you even think
再使噴淋器那一招了 about turning that sprinkler back on me again.
再使 她來多少次了 Again? How many times has she been here?
小聲點 Keep it down.
小聲點 小聲點 Keep it down. Keep it down.
我哪兒也不會去 我知道你在里面 I'm not going anywhere! I know you're in there!
-那是誰 -是克里斯托·伯賽特 - Who is that? - It's Crystal Burset.
我該知道這個人嗎 Am I supposed to know who that is?
她是索菲婭·伯賽特的妻子 She's married to Sophia Burset,
就是你們讓我關禁閉的犯人 the inmate you guys made me put in a four-by-four box.
就是那個你們死活不準我 The human being you won't allow me
從非人監禁里放出來的犯人 to release from inhumane captivity.
你為什么一直說"你" Why do you keep saying "You"?
不是我 我是琳達 It's not me. I'm Linda.
我是來吃意大利面然后過夜的 I'm here to eat pasta and spend the night.
能不能把我跟我們共屬的組織區分開 Can you separate me from the corporation we both work for?
你說得對 You're right.
你說得對 我錯了 You're right. I'm sorry.
這件事拖得太久了 所以我有點受影響 It's been going on for too long, and it's starting to get to me.
你不是世紀挑戰公司的人 Hey, hey, you're not MCC.
有人嗎 我知道你在里面 Hello? I know you're in there,
世紀挑戰公司先生 Mr. MCC.
行 我來報警 All right. I'm calling the cops.
-別 -不行 這樣太過分了 - Don't do that. - No, this is ridiculous.
-她在騷擾我們 -我來處理 - She's harassing us. - I will handle it.
克里斯托 已經很晚了 Crystal, it's late.
世紀挑戰公司 MCC denied our request
依《信息自由法》駁回了我們的請求 under the "Freedom of Information Act".
我需要是怎么一回事[有什么菜] I need to know what's going on.
有意大利面 我還做了沙拉 Pasta. And I made a salad.
我們一整天都在工作 所以晚安 And we've been at work all day. So, good night.
你們還好嗎 Everything okay over there?
-那是誰 -我不知道 - Who the hell is that? - I have no idea.
我說了我來處理 I told you I will handle this.
你去看看醬汁 好嗎 Please. Go check on the sauce.
我得知道她還好 I need to know that she's okay.
我甚至都不知道她是否還活著 I mean, I don't even know if she's alive.
世紀挑戰公司打著私營企業的幌子 MCC is hiding behind its private corporate status
不遵守聯邦法律 and not complying with federal laws.
我們不停地起訴 可是她一直困在里面 Our lawsuit just goes on and on and she's lost in there!
我向你保證她活得很好 I assure you she is alive and well.
我需要證據 Well, I need proof.
我需要書面證明 I need documentation.
我需要記錄 我需要紙質記錄 I need records. I need a paper trail.
我有權拿到這些 I'm entitled to that.
她是聯邦罪犯 She's a federal prisoner.
你搞什么 What the fuck?
我在紐瓦克被人搶劫過一次 I got mugged once in Newark.
別擔心 這槍是合法的 Don't worry, it's registered.
你搞什么 What the fuck?
不 不要用槍 把槍收起來 No. No, no, no guns. Put the gun away.
這把槍是合法的 This is a registered gun
而你正試圖非法闖入民宅 and you are trespassing on private property.
我剛才已經要求你離開 You've been asked to leave
我現在再說一次 and I'm going to ask you one more time.
請立即離開 Please leave. Now.
-回你車上去 先生 -天哪 - Get back in your car, sir. - Oh, Jesus.
你拿槍對著我女朋友 You've got a gun on my girlfriend.
如果你的女朋友跟你一起回到了車上 Well, if your girlfriend joins you in your car,
這把槍就不會對著她了 she'll be far away from the gun.
好嗎 Okay?
下次給辦公室打電話 我們電話上說 Call the office next time. We will talk on the phone.
你剛剛太性感了 That was so hot.
確定要這樣做嗎 現在還很疼 Are we sure about this? I mean, that's still really tender.
必須盡快 否則對不上 We have to do it now or it won't match.
好 Yeah.
那就動手吧 Let's do it.
好 Okay.
按住她 Hold her tight.
對不起 I'm so sorry.
我知道 我知道 I know. I know.
真的對不起 I'm so sorry...
上帝給你留下卍字記號 When God gives you a swastika,
他打開了一扇窗 he opens a window.
然后你就記起.... And then you remember...
上帝根本不存在 there is no God.