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{pos(193.2,89.2)}翻譯 大了個鵝
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{an1}校對 克里斯
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{pos(189,177.2)}后期 Sung
{an1}總監 小早
{an1}翻譯 大了個鵝
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{an1}校對 克里斯
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{an1}后期 Sung
{an1}{pos(241.2,114)}總監 小早
{an1}翻譯 大了個鵝
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{pos(217.8,154)}監女 獄子
{pos(150.6,227.6)}第四季 第九集
朱迪·金鬧劇出現驚人發展 A surprising development in the Judy King saga...
{an8}朱迪愛上黑皮膚
這張從利奇菲爾德監獄泄露的照片 this photo, leaked from inside Litchfield Correctional Facility,
捕捉到了烹飪女王與一名非裔犯人 catches the Queen of Cuisine in a romantic embrace
親密接觸的瞬間 with an African-American inmate.
此前炒得沸沸揚揚的1983年種族歧視節目 This undermines the allegations of racism that have been swirling
也因此事減輕了不少攻擊性 since the discovery of an offensive 1983 cable access video.
該名犯人的身份目前未知 The identity of the inmate remains unknown.
好了 你們打算怎么花這筆錢 Okay, y'all, so what y'all gonna do with y'all cash money?
我要帶我女朋友去阿姆斯特丹 I'm gonna take my girl to Amsterdam.
租個青蛙形狀的充氣蹦床 Rent a bounce house in the shape of a frog.
{an8}美國節奏布魯斯與新靈魂樂歌手
我要跟隨迪·安格羅 I'm gonna follow D'Angelo around
就像他們白人跟著 like them white people be following that band Phish,
{an8}美國搖滾樂團 即興演奏樂隊
拼錯名字的樂隊"魚"一樣 where they spell the word "Fish" wrong.
-你呢 沃森 -你知道的 - What about you, Watson? - Well, you know.
{an8}美國喜劇演員克里斯·洛克 曾吐槽黑人喜歡花巨款買輪轂
大概是花在輪轂上 Probably spend most of it on rims.
天啊 Jesus!
姐妹們 我們應該三思而后行 Y'all, we ain't think this shit through.
伙計 別嘰嘰歪歪的了 Man, stop cryin' about it already.
你想出名都想瘋了... You was so hyped about being famous and--
首先 一個爆炸頭黑妹出名了 Okay, first of all, some brown puffs are famous.
不是我 Not me.
再說了 你覺得上面會怎么處理此事 And two, how do you think this gonna play upstairs?
你是說 上帝嗎 Are you talking about... God?
我是說卡普托 I'm talkin' about Caputo.
不用擔心 姐們 朱迪站在我們這邊 Don't even worry about it, man. We got Judy on our side.
你們還是沒明白 對吧 Y'all still ain't gettin' it, are you?
她利用了我們 She used us.
她現在一副遠離種族歧視的臭模樣 Now, she out there lookin' post-racial as shit,
我卻得被教訓一頓 and I'm about to get a boot up my black ass.
女同們 Lesbians...
沒說錯吧 am I right?
這他媽是什么 What the hell is this?
{an8}烹飪女王 姬情四射
有人想解釋一下嗎 Anyone want to fill me in?
今天誰在負責看守朱迪·金 Who was on Judy King duty today?
是我 可是她讓我滾蛋 It was me, but she told me to get lost.
她說她再不需要保姆了 She said she doesn't need a babysitter anymore.
顯而易見 I can see why.
我想留下 但她很生氣 I tried to stay, but she got really irritated,
卡普托讓我們別惹她生氣 所以... and Caputo told us to keep her happy, so--
就我而言 需要給她收拾殘局的是他 As far as I'm concerned, she's his problem to deal with now.
但我想知道這張照片是怎么泄露出去的 But what I want to know is how this photo got out.
犯人唄 總是蠢蠢欲動 You know inmates. Always up to something.
對啊 Right.
猜猜現在是什么時候了 大伙 Well, guess what time it is, people.
是搜查手機的時候了 It's time for a phone sweep.
不 長官 我不覺得那有什么用 Oh no. Sir, I don't think that'll help.
她們會把自己的東西 You know, they'd hide their shit in,
藏在你根本想不到的地方... like, places you wouldn't think to look--
-那就動腦子 開始找 -好吧 - Well, start thinking... and looking. - Okay.
你說的可是拆開所有電器 You're talking about dismantling every electrical appliance,
掀開天花板 鉆進供熱和空調系統里 lifting up the ceiling tiles, and getting into the HVAC system.
掏下水道 撕開所有床墊 Snaking the drains, tearing apart all the mattresses.
我聽說她們把東西藏在屎里 I hear they hide their shit in shit.
比如移動廁所里 Like, in the porta potties.
真的 太惡心了 For real. It's nasty.
抱歉 我沒意識到這會如此艱難 Sorry, I-- I didn't realize this was going to be hard.
這樣吧 不如我們 You know what? Instead, let's just...
去我家看《單身女郎》呢 go over to my place and watch Bachelorette.
好啊 Okay.
你來帶頭如何 盧斯奇克 Why don't you head this one up, Luschek?
就當做你向我展示身手的機會 Think of it as your chance to impress me.
還有一件事 And one more thing.
重刑監獄的教導官穆尼說禁閉室人滿為患 CO Mooney down at Max says the SHU's almost full.
還有一兩個空囚室 僅此而已 one or two cells left. That's it.
也就是說 Which means we can't be
我們不能再隨意地往那里送犯人了 sending people down there all willy-nilly.
太亂了 Pell-mell.
那我們該怎么辦 So, what are we supposed to do?
自由發揮 Go freestyle.
那個甜甜圈在我褲子里待過 I put that donut in my pants.
現在有一群白人妞 Now there's a bunch of
在電視間里和我們討價還價 white girls pushing back on us in the TV room.
我們那么爽快地給了她們周二晚上的權限 We gave 'em Tuesday nights, straight up.
現在她們還要在周四多加一小時 Now they asking for an extra hour on Thursday
為了看一個叫《識骨尋蹤》的玩意 so that they can watch something called Bones,
好像講的是關于一個名為"骨頭"的女人 which is about a lady named Bones, apparently?
讓她們看吧 Give it to them.
你就這么妥協了 You just gonna bend like that?
我們現在有權有勢 不能那么小氣 We got power now. We can't be petty and shit.
她們來找我們 我們應該講道理 They come to us, we should be reasonable.
還有 你們在餐廳別那么沒秩序 Also, I want order in the cafeteria.
別到處示威 占別人的桌子 Don't be marching in there, taking people's tables.
-那不公平 -我們得坐下啊 - That ain't fair. - We gotta sit.
選出幾個桌子 So pick out a couple of tables.
據為己有 Make them our tables.
別人坐在那里就有麻煩 Anybody sits there, it's trouble.
若坐在別處 就不關我們的事 明白嗎 They sit somewhere else, we leave them alone. You hear me?
不想讓教導官每時每刻都盯著我們 We don't need the COs lookin' at us all the time.
{an8}{pos(190.8,208.8)}他們在搜身時 They already look at us all the time.
{an8}{pos(190.8,220.8)}不就一直盯著我們 While they're frisking us.
誰還要說 Anybody else?
好了 就到這里 Okay, we're done.
如果那個摩洛哥癮君子今天不付錢 and if that Moroccan tweaker doesn't pay us today,
我們就掰斷她的手指 we start breaking fingers.
明白 Dibs.
搜查的事真是胡扯 The stop-and-frisk is bullshit.
我知道 但是他們搜不到什么的 I hear you, but they ain't gonna find anything.
不用擔心 It's no problem.
{an8}{pos(190.8,221.6)}真是奇恥大辱 It's fucking degrading!
{an8}{pos(190.8,221.6)}蹲監獄本來就他媽是奇恥大辱 Being in prison is fucking degrading.
{an8}{pos(190.8,208.8)}我們無能為力 忍著吧 行嗎 There's nothing we can do about it, so let's suck it up, okay?
{an8}{pos(190.8,208.8)}他們沒有真的在找什么 They're not even really looking for anything now.
{an8}{pos(190.8,221.6)}就是啊 Exactly.
{an8}{pos(190.8,208.8)}他們這種漫無目的搜身只是為了耀武揚威 They're just groping us to show us they can.
{an8}{pos(190.8,221.6)}這么做不對 It's not right.
{an8}{pos(190.8,221.6)}就此打住 布蘭卡 Let it go, Blanca.
去沖個澡 天啊 and take a shower, man!
你聞起來像喝太多醋而死掉的臭鼬 You smell like a skunk that OD'd on vinegar and died.
{an8}{pos(190.8,208.8)}浴室里排隊的人太他媽多了 The lines in the bathroom are too damn long.
我們的人現在很多 現在去 There's a lot of us. Go now.
不用排隊 廚房的事我幫你打掩護 There's no lines. I'll cover for you in the kitchen.
{an8}{pos(192,222.4)}謝謝 Thank you.
比安卡 Bianca?
比安卡 Bianca!
什么事 太太 Yes, missus?
我餓了 I'm hungry.
我剛才在洗澡 I was in the shower.
我不知道跟你說什么好 I don't know what to tell you.
我餓了 I got hungry.
用爐子熱湯 And heat that soup up on the stove.
別用微波爐 Not the microwave.
否則口感不對 It makes it taste different.
瑪格麗特來電話了 Margaret called.
她忙到一周才給她親媽來一次電話 Too busy to talk to her own mother more than once a week,
當她終于打來電話 and then when she does call,
卻又不停地嘮叨養老院的事 she won't stop harping on the nursing home.
一個刷著噴涂式粉飾灰泥的建筑 You can't call a structure
竟然也敢自詡"黃金養老院" covered in spray-on stucco "golden" anything.
我在跟你講話 別像個智障一樣站著 I'm speaking to you. Please don't stand there like a half-wit.
她擔心你 She worries about you.
她不擔心我 她只在乎自己 Not about me. About herself.
她在覬覦這棟房子 She wants to get her hands on this house.
{an8}有獎游戲節目
把我打發去看《幸運之輪》 Pack me off to watch Wheel of Fortune
讓我和其他被子女拋棄的老人一起流口水 and drool with other unloved old people.
不 不必了 No, thank you.
她看起來還不錯 She seemed nice.
當然了 你就見了她一次 Of course she did. You only met her that one time.
她就那副德行 That's how she acts, you know...
"我想讓你身邊有醫生待命 "I want you to have doctors nearby
以防你需要他們" in case you need them."
-都是演戲罷了 -你跟她說了什么 - It's all for show. - What did you tell her?
和往常一樣 Same as usual.
"我待在自己家里哪也不去 "I'm staying right here in my own home.
趕緊給我滾蛋" Go take a long walk on a short pier."
有你陪著我 這就足夠了 And I have you, that's all I need.
那是誰 Who's that?
對我來說歹氣有點重 A bit of a hood for my taste,
不過在教堂工作的帕蒂說 but, Patty from church says
他對修剪灌木十分在行 he worked wonders with her shrubs.
這湯真難喝 This soup is terrible.
我好餓 I'm starving,
可一想到要吃這些東西又讓我食欲全無 but the thought of actually eating makes me want to yurg.
可能是因為這些食物 Well, maybe it's because this food
看起來像海象反芻后 looks like something a walrus would regurgitate
用來喂自己最討厭的那個孩子的 to feed its least favorite baby.
知道嗎 我已經不覺得它有多惡心了 You know what? I don't mind it so much anymore.
我是吃糊狀食品長大的 I did grow up eating mushy food,
因為我媽的牙口不好 because my mother had the weak teeth, you realize.
這里面是不是太亮了 Is it, like, super bright in here?
你知道我想要什么嗎 Do you know what I want?
漢堡 A burger...
{an8}美國東海岸著名連鎖快餐店
奶昔小站的漢堡 from Shake Shack.
看見我眼里渴望的淚水了嗎 I legit just, like, teared up a little bit.
外焦里嫩的肉餅加上番茄和融化的奶酪 Seared on the grill with tomato and melted cheese...
夾在新鮮松軟的土豆面包中 On a fresh, soft, potato roll.
-加上杯奶昔 -行了 別得寸進尺 - With a milkshake. - Nah, don't get greedy.
這是我的美妙幻想 It's my fantasy.
奶昔與凱特·布蘭切特更配哦 And I can have a milkshake with a side of Cate Blanchett.
我餓得血管疼 你卻想著做愛 My veins hurt right now and you're thinking about sex?
沒有 笨蛋 No, dummy.
我想讓人給我按摩頭部 I want someone to massage my head
她的手指那么修長 干活肯定好 and she looks like she'd have really cool fingers.
你好嗎 你有點掃人興啊 Hey there. You're really being a bit of a downer.
對不起 I'm sorry.
我的心情不合你的標準嗎 Is my mood not up to your standards?
又沒人讓你蹲下口我 No one asked you to plop yourself down right in front of me.
我坐在這里因為我們都是朋友 I'm sitting here 'cause we're all friends.
好吧 我們現在只是朋友了嗎 Okay, is that what we are now?
別再因為我嫁人而責怪我 親愛的 You need to stop blaming me for finding someone, hon.
我對你的感情并沒有消失無蹤 It's not like my feelings for you just went away.
我可不會隨隨便便 But I... didn't just jump into
投入第一個現身之人的懷抱里 the first pair of Mookee pants that came along.
我不知道你吸了什么 I have no idea what you did...
但你他媽絕對吸了什么東西 but you sure as fuck did something,
因為你現在連頭都抬不起來 because you can't keep your head up right now.
別轉移話題 Don't try to change the subject
才過了幾個月 It's been, like, months
你是如何遇到他的 更不用說結婚了 and how do you even meet someone, let alone get married--
行了 閉嘴 閉嘴 你離開了我 Okay, stop. Stop it. Stop it. You left.
是你拋下了我 對吧 You were the one who left, right?
我不知道你會不會回來 I didn't know if you were coming back.
這都是你的錯 And it's your fault,
因為你愛海洛因勝過愛我 because you love heroin more than you loved me.
我告訴你 我當時已經戒毒了 For your information, I was clean at the time,
你這個無情無腦的婊子 you peanut-brained, fickle-hearted whore.
大家還好嗎 So, how is everyone?
你知道的 You know.
相當好 Pretty awesome.
她在吸毒 紅媽 She's on drugs, Red.
-天啊 -看看她這模樣 - Oh... God. - Just take a look at her.
都吸得精神恍惚了 She's smacked out of her gourd.
怎么 我們要假裝這一切都沒有發生嗎 What, are we all gonna pretend this isn't happening?
看起來是的 Feels like a "yes."
食物不能帶出餐廳 修女 你知道的 Food stays in the cafeteria, Sister. You know that.
我隨心所欲 你個傻逼 I'll do what I want, you moron.
他媽的傻逼 You fucking moron.
我覺得你又低血糖了 修女 I think your blood sugar might be off again, Sister.
你"覺得" You think?
就你那小腦袋瓜 With your teeny-tiny brain?
聽著 你拿走吧 行嗎 Look, just take it, okay?
別告訴任何人 And don't tell anyone.
如果你要在淋浴間里拉屎 You know, if you're gonna poop in the shower,
至少提前規劃一下 at least you could plan ahead.
比如拉在浴帽里 完事后帶走之類的 Like, do it in a shower cap, and take it with you after.
這是基本禮儀 Just common decency.
不過你根本不懂禮儀是什么 對吧 But you wouldn't know anything about that, would you?
我知道 對于某些人來說 I mean, I know for some people,
毒品是世界上最重要的事情 drugs is the most important thing.
可你知道嗎 我們其他人是有感情的 But guess what? For the rest of us, we have feelings.
聞得到臭味 也會嘔吐 And noses and gag reflexes.
就算沒有 And janitorial is hard enough
你在找到"東西"后的"屎"亂終棄 without you leaving your mess behind,
清潔工作也已經夠麻煩的了 once you found what you been looking for.
我想你可能有蛔蟲 And I think you might have worms.
看著辦吧 So deal with that.
槍指著頭 Gun to your head...
你會碾過一個老太太 ...do you run over an old lady,
還是調轉方向盤自己撞到墻上 or do you turn the wheel and crash yourself into a wall?
這老太太有多老 How old is the old lady?
七十六 不 七十二歲 Seventy-six... no, seventy-two.
健康狀況如何 How's her health?
不怎么樣 You know, it's been better.
但她完全沉浸在自己的世界里 But she's all there in her head.
她在玩字謎什么的 You know, she does puzzles and shit.
-我會把她碾過去 -我也是 - I think I mow her down. - Me, too.
槍指著頭 Gun to your head,
你寧愿吃十只死蒼蠅 do you eat ten dead flies...
還是一只活幼鼠 ...or an alive baby mouse?
-當然是蒼蠅 -好惡心 - Flies, for sure. - Gross!
蒼蠅翅膀會黏在你的舌頭 The wings would stick to your tongue
還有你的扁桃體上 and your tonsils and everything.
沒錯 但至少它不會動來動去 Yeah, but at least it won't be wiggling no more.
小老鼠就像顆大的軟糖豆 A baby mouse is like a big jelly bean.
我一口就吞下去了 I would just swallow it whole.
說到墻上的蒼蠅[偷聽狂] Speaking of flies on the wall.
你要提防著她 她可是深藏不露 Watch out for this one. She's more than meets the eye.
我怎么不知道 I don't know about that.
我們做朋友已經很久了 I mean, we've been friends for a long time
就我所知 and as far as I can see,
她沒什么見不得人的秘密 it's all pretty much right here.
看來你不如我了解她 I guess you don't know her like I do.
{an8}{pos(190.8,208.8)}你在貨車里搞鬼 You got something going on in that van,
{an8}{pos(191.4,222.4)}沒說錯吧 公主殿下 don't you, princess?
你拿到錢了嗎 Did you get the money?
沒有 他們還沒寄來支票 No, they've not sent the check yet.
我覺得他發現了 And I think he knows.
他在耍我 He's toying with me.
讓我搜查目前正躺在我口袋里的手機 Ordered me to search for a phone that's currently in my pocket.
不 我不覺得那個人是耍人的類型 No, I don't think that man toys.
我長得賊眉鼠眼 沒辦法 I have a shifty face. I can't help it.
都是我爸媽的基因 I come from shifty-faced people.
就算我無罪也會被懷疑 I invite suspicion even when I'm not guilty.
天啊 如果他們追查到我的號碼 Man, if they trace this thing to my fuckin' number--
喬爾 Joel.
他們只是一群警院沒畢業的白癡 They are just a bunch of bozos who failed Police Academy.
他們參過戰 They've been to war!
《監獄周刊》對于保護線人有既得利益 Inside Weekly has a vested interest in protecting their sources.
我得告訴你 你被嚇得屁滾尿流的樣子 You know, I gotta tell you, this pissin'-in-your-pants thing
真是讓人性奮不起來 is kind of a turn-off.
至少我們曾性奮過 Well, at least there's that.
德瑪克 是意大利姓氏吧 DeMarco. That's Italian, right?
不 我是純正西班牙裔 Nah, I'm 100% Hispanic.
別被我古典的相貌迷惑 Don't let the classical features fool you.
我可能在盤算陰謀 I could be up to anything.
好吧 Okay.
慢慢來 Take your time.
哎喲媽呀 Ay, caramba.
上帝啊 犯人 Jesus Christ, inmate.
我正要去洗澡好嗎 I'm going, okay?
趕緊走 也許該把衣服煮一下消毒 Yeah, get outta here. Maybe boil those clothes.
{an8}{pos(190.8,208.8)}說實話 沒有你 我們都不知怎么辦了 達里奧 Truth is, I don't know what we would do without you, Dario.
{an8}{pos(190.8,221.6)}你使我的工作輕松許多 You make it so much easier.
{an8}{pos(190.8,221.6)}為了你 這是我的榮幸 For you, it's my pleasure.
{an8}{pos(190.8,221.6)}沒人叫我達里奧 No one calls me Dario, you know.
{an8}{pos(190.8,208.8)}-他們叫你什么 -暗黑破壞神 - What do they call you? - Diablo.
{an8}{pos(190.8,208.8)}我年輕時可野了 I was a little wild when I was younger.
{an8}{pos(190.8,221.6)}蹲過號子 Went to jail for a while.
{an8}{pos(190.8,221.6)}為什么 What for?
{an8}{pos(190.8,221.6)}持械搶劫 Armed robbery.
{an8}{pos(190.8,221.6)}我們搶了一家珠寶店 We hit up a jewelry store.
{an8}{pos(190.8,221.6)}珠寶賊 A jewel thief?
{an8}{pos(190.8,221.6)}你原來是個壞小子 Oh, so you were a bad boy.
你們說的鳥語我一句都聽不懂 I can't understand what you're saying.
真沒禮貌 It's rude.
上車吧 好嗎 Let's get you in the car, okay?
{an8}{pos(190.8,208.8)}可是你不害怕我 對嗎 But... you aren't scared of me, are you?
{an8}{pos(190.8,221.6)}我殺了她丈夫 I killed her husband.
{an8}{pos(190.8,221.6)}騙你的 Okay, not really.
小心 Careful.
{an8}{pos(190.2,209.6)}可有時我希望自己曾做過一些刺激的事 But sometimes I wish I'd done more exciting things.
{an8}{pos(190.8,221.6)}倒不是謀殺 Not murder.
{an8}{pos(190.8,221.6)}可是 我不知道 But... what do I know?
{an8}{pos(190.8,221.6)}一些更刺激的 Something more.
{an8}{pos(190.8,221.6)}比如旅行 Travel, for example.
{an8}{pos(190.8,221.6)}我從未去過紐約 I've never even been to New York City.
{an8}{pos(192,209.6)}-好吧 -你還有時間 - Ah, good. - There's still time, you know?
{an8}{pos(190.8,221.6)}我和一個老太太住一起 I live with an old lady.
{an8}{pos(190.8,221.6)}還要往家里寄錢 I have to send money back home.
比安卡 Bianca!
磨磨蹭蹭干什么呢 快出發 Why are you loitering? Let's go.
等一下 Just a minute.
{an8}{pos(190.8,221.6)}她為什么叫你比安卡 Why does she call you Bianca?
{an8}{pos(190.2,210.4)}我在她知道我名字后才來的 她把我名字里的"L"當成"I" She read my name before she met me and she thoug
{an8}{pos(190.8,221.6)}現在她說她更喜歡比安卡 Now she says she likes it better.
{an8}{pos(190.8,221.6)}這太糟了 That's fucked up.
{an8}{pos(190.8,221.6)}我根本不在乎 What do I care, right?
我等著呢 趕緊上車 I'm waiting! Get in the car!
{an8}{pos(190.8,221.6)}改日再見 So... we'll see each other.
找到了 Score.
我找到了六個手機 That's six phones for me.
第一次見你這樣 This is new.
這是我的獨處時光 It's my "me" time.
你兩天以后就出獄了 You get out in two days.
你可以在你的"獨處時光"里胡吃海喝 You're gonna have all-you-can-eat "me" time.
我需要獨處 看你一臉好事婆樣子 And I'm gonna need it, the way you're up in my ass in here.
聽著 我馬上要出獄了 Look, just 'cause I'm getting out,
并不代表我們要哭得天昏地暗 行嗎 don't mean we gonna get all "kumbaya" and shit right now, okay?
誰都不準哭 There's gonna be no crying
或者給對方做友誼手鏈什么的 or making each other friendship bracelets or whatever.
我只是覺得我們應該多待在一起 I just thought we could hang out.
把你的丑臉烙在我腦海里 Burn your ugly face into my brain...
監獄里太安寧時我就能想起你 so I can remember you when it's too peaceful around here.
得了吧 Please.
別假裝我走以后你不會釋然 Don't pretend like you ain't gonna be relieved when I'm gone.
相信我 Oh, trust.
車門關上的瞬間我們就會開始慶祝了 It's gonna be a party when that van door closes on your ass.
可你還是我媽 But you're still my mom.
我會想你的 I'm gonna miss you.
聽著 我們都是成年人 Listen, we're grown-ups.
離別就是離別 It is what it is.
{an8}烹飪女王 姬情四射
告訴我你所知道的 Tell me what you know about this.
我什么都不知道 Nothin'.
怎么 你以為那是我 What, you think that's me?
這叫直覺 Let's call it a hunch.
讓我來處理 行嗎 寶貝 All right. How 'bout you let me take this, okay, hun-bun?
關于此事我們和你一樣沮喪 Now, we are both as upset as you are about this,
我保證 I can assure you.
在資源有限的情況下 我們已經盡力 You know, we have done our best, with very limited resources...
將你安頓得盡可能舒適 to try and... make you comfortable here.
我很感激 真的 Now, I appreciate that, I really do.
你卻用編排和變賣這張瘋狂的照片 And you repay us by staging and selling...
來報答我們 this crazy photo?
聽著 我不想聽起來這么自以為是 Look, I... I don't want to sound like I'm full of myself...
可是你知道 監獄外面 but, you know, there are people out there,
或者里面 and in here, in this case,
都有喜歡偷拍名人的家伙 who are interested in taking pictures of celebrities,
像我這么不出名的也會成為目標 even minor ones such as myself.
狗仔隊把她當朱莉和皮特的明星寶寶一樣 It ain't her fault the paps after her
并不是她的錯 her like a Jolie-Pitt baby.
你是說你不知道你被偷拍了 You're saying you had no knowledge of this photo being taken.
我只是在過我的日子 卡普托先生 I'm just living my life, Mr. Caputo.
我知道監獄戀情不被提倡 And while I am aware that a jailhouse romance is discouraged...
可有時候 sometimes...
你就是無法抑制內心的烈焰 you just can't fight your passions.
我覺得你肯定對變幻莫測的愛情不陌生 Now, I'm sure that you are no stranger to the vagaries of love.
上帝啊 朱迪 饒了我吧 Jesus, Judy, give me a break here.
心性使然 The heart wants what it wants.
你是說 你所向往的 And you're telling me... that your heart wants...
是她 her?
怎么 你沒聽過忘年戀嗎 What, you ain't never heard of a May-December romance before?
雖然我們的年齡差還沒那么大 I think it's more like June-October.
我是她身邊的性感小女友 I'm the sexy arm candy here
朱迪親親是我的老花花公子 and Judy Pants is my aging playboy.
多經典 It's classic.
一旦讓我知道你們出去以后 I hear you walk out of here
卻形同陌路 and when you separate ways,
{an8}《星際迷航可汗之怒》
我會像憤怒的可汗一樣 I will come down on both of you
朝你們兩個殺過來 like The Wrath of Khan.
像《星際迷航》里那樣 Like in Star Trek?
{an8}卡牌游戲"萬智牌"中的一張牌 摧毀包括自己在內的所有玩家
我是說上帝 像憤怒的上帝 I mean God. The wrath of God.
你們最好真的在談戀愛 This better be the real thing.
這壓力對于一段新戀情來說簡直太大了 This is a lot of pressure to put on a new relationship.
對于你們而言 In your case,
我確信壓力只會是你們更加親密 I'm sure it'll just bring the two of you closer together.
我也這么想 沒錯 我的妹子 I think so, yes. My girl.
請離開 Please leave.
我可以在等待的時候喝杯酒 Guess I could grab a beverage while we're waiting.
我不應妄加評論 I ain't telling you what to do,
但我覺得 自己保持清醒 but I kinda feel like staying sharp
讓他們爛醉如泥 and letting them get messed up early
{an8}罰酒游戲
玩啤酒乒乓球時你才能屢戰不敗 is the only way you're gonna dominate beer pong later.
也許你是對的 Maybe you're right.
你有沒有想過 監獄里全是免費人力 You ever think about how it's weird
這里卻總有個園丁 that there's always a gardener around
難道不是很奇怪嗎 when there's a whole grounds crew that basically works for free?
沒錯 是挺奇怪 You're right, that is weird.
而且作為一個園丁 他穿得也太體面了 Also he has really nice shirts... for a gardener.
你 You!
{an8}銀子彈啤酒
就是你 給我站住 Yeah, you! Stay right there!
-你為什么要跑 -不為什么 - Why are you running? - No reason.
你是什么人 變態嗎 What are you, some kind of perv?
想在圍欄外對著監獄妞擼一發嗎 Trying to jerk it through the fence to some prison tang?
你要是再出現在此 I see you around here again,
我就把你牙齒全打到肚子里 拉美鬼頭 you'll be shitting your own teeth, Pablo.
這個訓練到底是干什么用的 What's this thing supposed to be, anyway?
我以為卡普托說 I thought Caputo said
這本應該是個技校之類的 it was supposed to be a school or somethin'.
去他媽的 Fuck that.
我不想讓任何人未經我的允許 I don't want anyone stickin' anything
往我腦袋里灌輸東西 in my brain I didn't give say-so for.
我猜我們總可以從中學點東西 We could all stand to learn stuff, I guess.
拜托 Come on.
他們肯定要派個大學志愿者傻球 They're gonna send some volunteer college derp
當發現你不識字時 就會上演 with a straight part who's gonna get all Dangerous minds
{an8}1995年電影 某退伍女兵教導問題學生的故事
《危險游戲》里面的橋段 when it turns out you can't read.
你不識字 You can't read?
也許可以 I mean, I probably can.
我又不蠢 這只是我的選擇 I'm not stupid. I just choose not to.
這就是他們控制你的方式 利用文字 That's how they get you. With words.
他們賦予文字內涵 使你開始思考 They put ideas in the words that make you start thinking.
我從未那么想過 I never thought about it that way.
是吧 Yeah.
接著 你瞬間意識到 then, all of a sudden you're like,
"如果他人有著和我截然不同的 "what if other people are having these experiences
但又是完全真實的經歷呢 that are different than mine, but still totally legit?
也許應該在隨意評價他們的生活之前 And what if I'm supposed to think
就考慮到這一點呢" about that before I start judging their lives?"
那可太混亂了 That's... chaos.
不 不必了 No, thank you.
我們應該插手妮琪的事嗎 Should we do something about Nicky?
怎么插手 Like what?
聽著 不是我不在意 Look, it's not like I don't care.
我見過癮君子毒癮發作的樣子 I've just seen it before, you know?
除非他們自愿 你無法改變他們 You can't make them change unless they want to,
如果你去嘗試 他們最后通常會恨透你 and if you try, they usually end up hating your guts.
我只是覺得我們不該 I really just think we shouldn't have done...
和她一起吸大麻 you know, crack. With her.
沒錯 可這是馬后炮 Yeah. I mean, in hindsight.
不過公平地說 大麻對妮琪來說像薯片 Although, to be fair... crack is like potato chips to Nicky.
在你吃不到晚餐時 A little something to slake your appetite
用來果腹的慰藉罷了 while you're figuring out dinner.
說起晚餐 Speaking of dinner.
教導官貝利 CO Bayley.
查普曼 Chapman.
你好 Hi.
沃斯和我在想 Vause and I were thinking,
既然你是個超級大好人 since you're such a super-nice guy
又十分擅長暗度陳倉 and so good at moving things across enemy lines...
你又想要什么 What do you want now?
-一個漢堡 -兩個最好 一人一個 - A burger. - Two, ideally. One for each of us.
-奶酪漢堡 -奶酪是關鍵 - With cheese. - Cheese is key.
沒問題 Yeah.
真的 Really?
當然 不過要先給我擼一發 Sure. but first I get a handjob.
看在以前的份上 You know, from before.
內褲的事 總之你們欠我的 The panty thing. You basically owe me.
這些小崽子真是蹬鼻子上臉 They grow up so fast.
大嘣 Boo.
太好了 太好了 給我 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Give.
有件怪事發生了 So, something kind of weird happened.
是嗎 Yeah?
甜甜圈道歉了 Donuts apologized.
好吧 Right.
不 他真的道歉了 No, he did, for real.
他說的話特別貼心 He was really sweet about it.
真有他的 Oh well, good for him.
天啊 不要 Hell, no.
不 德蓋特 這種事不是這么解決的 No, no, no, Doggett. That ain't the way this works.
他不能一直強奸一個人 He doesn't get to constantly rape someone
然后對她道歉了之 and then apologize and make it go away.
我不是說這件事就這么"了結"了 I'm not saying it's gotta just "go away."
大嘣 我受夠了每天都渾渾噩噩的 Boo, I am so tired of walking around feeling shitty every day.
行啊 可是你知道嗎 Fine, but guess what?
他余下的人生里每天都該覺得愧疚 He gets to feel shitty for the rest of his natural life.
就算他變成地獄里的烤肉簽子后也該如此 and beyond when he's a tandoori skewer in hell.
如果他只是個犯了錯的普通人呢 What if he's just like a regular person who made a mistake?
對吧 拜托 你我都清楚我不是無辜的 Right? I mean, come on, we both know I'm not innocent.
沒錯 可你從來沒有... Yeah, but you never--
好吧 你的確 Okay, you did...
用獵槍殺了一個人 shoot a human being with a hunting rifle.
那是她咎由自取 But she had it coming.
不 不是的 No, she didn't.
我可不喜歡這件事的走向 I do not like where this is headed.
大嘣 他哪里也不會去 Boo, he ain't goin' anywhere, okay?
我們一同住在這里 And we all live here together.
我真的不想跟長癬的狗一樣到處躲閃了 And I'm really tired of walkin' around like a dog with mange.
你本應該找準機會 用那把笤帚 You should've rammed that broomstick right up his sphincter
爆了他的菊花 when you had the chance!
可問題是 You know, the thing is,
那件事發生前我真的很喜歡他 I really liked him before all that happened.
如果你敢去找那個爛人 If you go back to giving that maggot the time of day,
我向上帝發誓 德蓋特 我發誓 I swear to fuckin' God, Doggett, to God...
我就跟你絕交 I'm done with you!
操他媽的用這破事玩我 Fuckin' kiddin' me with this shit.
{an8}娛樂場地時間表
怎么樣啊 孩子們 How's it going, kids?
你今天可真活潑 You're sure feeling frisky today.
我犯規了 我已準備好接受懲罰 I've transgressed, and I'm ready to accept my punishment.
{an8}娛樂場地時間表
麥卡洛 McCullough.
算上這個 我們就十一比八了 I believe this makes the score 11 to 8.
該死 Goddamn it.
說幾遍萬福瑪利亞什么的 Say a dozen Hail Mary's or something.
我們聊得可開心了 It was actually super nice.
{an8}新澤西州城市
我們去了霍博肯的星巴克 We went to Starbucks in Hoboken.
你知道你可以買到 Did you know you can get a Frappuccino there
水果麥片味的星冰樂嗎 that tastes just like Fruity Pebbles?
-不是吧 -它在秘密菜單里 - Get out. - It's on the secret menu.
-維斯告訴我的 -真不錯 - Vince told me about it. - That's nice.
他說起過我嗎 Did he talk about me?
當然說過 of course, he did.
不停地說他有多想你 Kept sayin' how much he misses you.
如果他這么想我 為什么不來探監 if he misses me so much, why'd he skip visitation?
為什么不接我電話 Why is he dodging my calls?
路途太遙遠 羅娜 他得工作 It's a long drive, Lorna. And he works.
而且橄欖球比賽剛開始 And the football just started.
你知道男生對此有多瘋狂 You know how boys are.
我以為你站在我這邊 I thought you're supposed to be on my side.
我是在你這邊 I am. I am.
我只是想說 I'm just saying, you know.
他是個好人 人超好 I think he's a good person. Real sweet.
他提到別人了嗎 Did he mention anyone else?
完全沒有 Nothing like that.
說實話 他看起來有點寂寞 I mean, honestly, he seems kinda lonely.
很好 Good.
我邀請他參加下周的汽車聚會 I invited him to our tailgate next weekend.
-真的嗎 -為什么不呢 - Really? - Why not?
我覺得他和杰克應該會相處得很好 I figured he and Jack would get along.
他和杰克 He and Jack?
當然了 他太風趣了 Sure. He's so funny, that Vinny.
我知道 我知道他很風趣 I know. I know he's funny.
因為他是我的丈夫 Because he's my husband,
我是他老婆 別忘記了 'cause I married him, in case you forgot.
是你讓我和他見面的 You asked me to go meet up with him.
-你穿了什么 -和平常一樣 - What did you wear? - The usual.
上衣和短裙 A top and a skirt.
我的上帝 Oh my God!
{an8}{pos(190.8,208.8)}猜猜誰今天沒被搜身 Guess who didn't get frisked today?
這位大俠 This guy.
怎么做到的 穿得像個書呆子一樣 What'd you do, dress up like a book?
不是 No.
{an8}{pos(190.8,208.8)}我什么都沒做 包括洗澡 I didn't do anything. Including shower.
{an8}{pos(190.8,220.8)}如果你渾身惡臭 他們不會碰你 If you stink, they don't touch you.
-太惡心了 -惡心 - Gross, man. - Gross?
{an8}{pos(190.8,221.6)}我是個造反天才 I'm a rebel genius.
{an8}{pos(190.8,221.6)}對抗走廊搜身的切·格瓦拉[革命家] The Che Guevara of hallway groping.
{an8}{pos(190.8,209.6)}大家已經覺得多米尼加人又臟又低賤了 People already think Dominicans are dirty and low class.
{an8}{pos(190.8,221.6)}你還有點尊嚴嗎 Where's your dignity?
{an8}{pos(190.8,208.8)}如果你的尊嚴就是讓警衛對你上下其手 If dignity for you is letting a guard stick his hand up your shirt,
{an8}{pos(190.8,221.6)}那么請隨意 then be my guest.
她說得沒錯 she do got a point.
不行 小碧 我每天都得洗澡 Nah, B. I gotta shower every day,
否則我的乳溝黏糊糊的 or I get sticky between my tetas.
你不需要弄臟自己 You don't gotta be dirty.
你只需讓自己奇臭無比 You just gotta smell bad.
我懂了 I see.
{an8}{pos(190.8,221.6)}在耳朵后面涂一點 A little behind the ears?
{an8}{pos(190.8,221.6)}他們就會給我們非人的待遇 They treat us like we're not people.
我從小賣部買的杯子布丁 I got these pudding cups from commissary
打開以后已經發臭了 聞起來像臭屁 and when I opened one, it was rancid. Smells like a fart died.
這瓶辣椒醬辣得我兩眼淚汪汪 This pepper shit makes my eyes water.
{an8}{pos(190.8,221.6)}這還差不多 Now you're talking.
該死 Shit.
好疼 好疼啊 操 It burns! It burns! Shit!
我操 Shit!
拜托 Come on!
我找這片教堂大門圖案已經十分鐘了 I've been looking for this church door for ten minutes
它竟然就在你那堆拼圖里 and it was right there in your pile.
抱歉 Sorry.
達里奧去哪了 Where's Dario?
我不得不辭退了他 I had to let him go.
他做錯什么了嗎 He did something wrong?
我感覺他的注意力沒有那么集中了 I felt he wasn't as focused as he should be.
你在說什么 What are you saying?
我是說 你有工作要做 I'm saying that you have a job to do,
而他會讓你嚴重分心 and he was a big distraction.
還有他身上那些紋身 And those tattoos.
你吃醋了 因為我們相處愉快 You're jealous... because we had fun.
愉快 Fun?
我看見他瞅你的樣子 真下流 I saw the way he looked at you. Dirty!
你若是和那種人扯上關系 You get involved with a person like that
你絕對會后悔 遲早的事 and you'll regret it, sooner rather than later.
我保證 I promise you.
我得去一趟衛生間 Now, I-- I have to go to the little girl's room.
那是他的工作 That was his job.
那是他的謀生方式 That's how he earns a living.
他是人 He's a person.
我也是人 And I'm a person.
我活著不只是為了服侍你 I don't just live to work for you.
我也不會長生不老 親愛的 I'm not going to be around forever, honey.
我正在考慮把這棟房子留給你 And I have half a mind to leave this house to you,
就算是給瑪格麗特一個教訓 if only to teach Margaret a lesson.
所以說 只要你按部就班地工作 So, you keep playing your cards right
你的未來很可能非常美好 and you might be looking at a very bright future.
可是我得放棄自己的人生 當個老處女 But I have to put my life and my hoo-ha in storage.
別這么粗俗 比安卡 Don't be vulgar, Bianca.
我說了我要小便 Now, I said I have to pee!
我們來談談為何我表弟在樹林里被逮住了 Let's talk about how my cousin got tackled in the woods.
他已經不想干了 He's burnt on this job now.
-是啊 真掃興 -你認真的嗎 - Yeah, that's a downer. - Really?
你想改改你的破態度 You wanna cut the attitude
還是想讓我帶幾個人回來 or should I come back with some friends?
我跟那件事沒關系 好嗎 I got nothing to do with that, okay?
外面發生的事我控制不了 I can't help what happens out there.
你以為我腦袋被門夾了嗎 You think I'm some kind of shit-for-brains?
你告訴我你不想再參與此事 三天以后 You tell me you don't want to run no more and three days later
當整個行動暴露時 只有你在現場 the game blows up when there's no one around except you?
那個猥瑣警衛多管閑事 That creepy guard was all up in it,
你可以去問岡薩雷斯 you can ask Gonzales.
鬼鬼祟祟 旁敲側擊 Lurking around, dropping hints and shit.
我告訴你 行動隨時可能暴露 It was gonna go jank any minute, I'm telling you.
那你過來告訴我 Then you come to me about it.
這是我的生意 我他媽才能做決定 This is my business and I make the fucking decisions--
我知道 I know you do.
如果他來追查我們 And if he came after us,
你肯定會毫不猶豫地把我供出去 you would've decided to push me under the bus in one second.
就像陌生人一樣轉身離開 And walk away like you never knew me,
別想假惺惺地告訴我這不是真相 and don't even try to front like that ain't the truth.
貨車 Van.
那是輛貨車 不是公交車 It's not a bus, it's a van.
我救了你 我甚至不是多米尼加人 I saved you. And I ain't even Dominican.
所以如果你想揍我 我也不能怎么樣 So, if you wanna bruise me up, I guess I can't do much about it.
滾開 拉莫斯 Walk, Ramos!
快滾 Faster.
你應該這么想 Think about it this way...
大約五分鐘的"手剝小香腸" you have maybe five minutes of pig-in-a-blanket...
換來八九分鐘的漢堡饕餮 for eight or nine minutes of pure burger bliss.
別往下看就行 Just don't look down
如果他的老二長得像雞脖子 because if his dick looks like a chicken neck,
它就永遠烙印在你腦海里了 you'll never unsee it.
為什么要假設擼的人是我呢 Why are we assuming that I'm the one who's going to be doing it?
因為你更直女一些 'Cause you're the straight one.
操你的 Fuck you.
我保證這輩子 Guaranteed lifetime tally,
你給別人擼的次數比我多 you have given more handjobs than I have.
-是我的十倍 -只是為了避免做愛 -Ten to one. - Only to get out of having sex.
可是我剛剛做過 Whereas I just had the sex.
所以 這是你的專長 Ergo, this is your field of expertise.
你覺得這小孩需要專家出面 You think this kid needs an expert?
他絕對不可能是性愛行家 I seriously doubt he's a connoisseur.
再說了 你才是那個 Also, you're the one that
把打飛機當謝禮的想法傳輸給他的人 gave him the handjob idea to begin with.
因為這個社會使我適應了 Because society has conditioned me
將女性性欲當做貨幣的觀念 to see female sexuality as currency.
正是如此 是時候 Right! And it's time to
把你的貨幣換成漢堡了 spend a little in exchange for a burger.
說得好 Touché.
你還好嗎 How're you doing?
我噩夢不斷 疑神疑鬼 I mean, I have nightmares, paranoia...
出汗 創傷性應激障礙造成的記憶重現 sweaty, PTSD micro-flashbacks,
除此之外 一切還是糟透了 but other than that... it's horrible.
對不起我沒有相信你 I'm sorry I didn't believe you.
我聽起來的確很瘋狂 我明白 I did sound insane. I get that.
我想我們吃不到那兩個漢堡了 I guess we're not gonna get those burgers, huh?
大概吧 Probably not.
再說了 我們倆可能需要一周的時間 Also, because we could both probably use, like, a week
讓自己遠離可悲的蠢事 where we don't do something pathetic and/or...
以及道德敗壞的事 morally incriminating.
每天醒來的第一個想法不再是 Where your first thought in the morning isn't,
"我在上帝與人類的注視下玷污了自己" "I have defiled myself in the eyes of God and man."
想想那種感覺 Imagine what that would feel like.
可惜沒有融化的奶酪和洋蔥 It's no melted cheese and onion.
下一個 Next!
我知道拉美女孩應該很火辣 I know Latina girls are supposed to be spicy,
可我不知道那是辣椒的辣 but I had no idea it was this literal.
你聽過"陰部腥臭"嗎 You ever hear anything about a general fishiness?
你應該去醫務室檢查一下 犯人 You might want to check in with Medical, inmate.
我不是讓你去洗澡嗎 弗洛雷斯 I thought I told you to shower, Flores.
我正打算去洗 yeah, I plan to get on that.
這可不是體味 This isn't BO.
你在臭水溝里泡澡了吧 You've doused yourself in something evil.
你在耍我嗎 Is this some kind of game?
誰想耍你 Jenga is a game.
-這是民眾抗議 -抗議結束 - This is civil disobedience. - Yeah, it's over.
下次看到你時 你要像朵花一樣香 Next time I see you, you smell like a goddamn daisy
不然你不會喜歡自己的下場的 or you're not gonna like what happens next.
你可以把我丟進監獄 You can put me in jail,
但是你不能控制我對待自己身體的方式 but you can't tell me what to do with my own body.
誰說我不能 And yet, it's happening.
去洗干凈 用肥皂洗 Go get cleaned up. With soap!
我沒在開玩笑 And I'm not messing around.
我在和所有人講話 I'm talking to all of you.
我說 So, I said,
"聽著 你這傻逼英國佬 "Now listen, you limey bitch!
你膽敢再從我這里偷走一份菜譜 You steal one more recipe from me
我就把你順著研磨器部件 and I'm gonna have to put you through the grinder attachment
塞進你的廚寶專業系列攪拌機里" to your KitchenAid Professional Series Mixer."
我靠 Shit!
{an8}奈琪拉·勞森 英國記者及美食作家 真實人物 后面的食譜確實出自她手
天啊 誰知道奈琪拉是個爛俗婊 Man! Who knew Nigella was so basic?
事實是 And, you know, the truth is...
她棒極了 she is awesome.
我們有時一起抽大麻 順便親熱 I mean, we get high together sometimes and make out.
還有 Oh and...
她有一份甜點食譜名叫"加勒比奶油凍" ...she has a dessert recipe called "Caribbean Creams."
那是她在特克斯和凱科斯群島上 I named it for her breasts when she took off her bikini top
脫下比基尼時 我為她的乳房起的名字 one time in Turks and Caicos.
天色不早了吧 Isn't it getting late?
她說的沒錯 快要熄燈了 Yeah. She's right. It's almost lights out.
好了 回見 幽默酷姐 All right, well, peace, J-Kizzle!
[意大利語]明日再來 Vieni a domani.
好吧 我不懂那是什么意思 Okay, I have no idea what that means.
但是聽起來特優雅 回見 女友 But it's classy. Later, girlfriend.
突然間一群人來這里玩 Lotta people hanging out here all of a sudden.
是啊 有朋友真好 Yeah, it's nice to have friends.
畢竟我們是社交動物 We are social animals, after all.
只是 我們這里有不少好東西 It's just, we've got... some nice stuff in here.
你難道不擔心被盜嗎 Aren't you worrying about... stealing?
怎么 因為她們是黑人 What, is that because they're blacks?
當然不是 Of course not.
因為她們在蹲監獄 It's because they're in prison.
監獄小偷 十有八九 Stealing is what people do here.
而且因為她們很窮 And because they're poor.
我覺得你有點偏執了 小瓊 Now, I think you're getting a bit paranoid, Jonesy.
我在實事求是 I'm telling it like it is.
就算她們真的會偷竊呢 And so what if they do steal?
世紀挑戰公司給我們提供了這些東西 MCC has given us all this stuff,
我們跟這里的其他人 it's not as if we deserve
使用它們的權力是相等的 it any more than anybody else out there.
{an8}反文化人士 雅皮士領導人
你什么時候變成艾比·霍夫曼了 Exactly when did you turn into Abbie Hoffman?
你就是個資本主義家 You're as capitalist as they come.
不好意思 但這個 I'm sorry, but this...
可不是資本主義 is not capitalism.
這還差不多 Now we're talking.
我花光了我小賣部里的存款 I blew out all my commissary money.
這里臭味彌漫時你可能用得上它 Figured you could use it when it gets all stank in here.
謝謝 Thank you.
真心的 For real.
那你呢 What about you, huh?
你出去以后沒問題吧 You gonna be okay out there?
我有我的疑慮 I have my doubts.
拜托 你是個不死小強 迪亞茨 Come on. You're like a cockroach, Diaz.
就算我們全死光了 When we're all dead,
你還會在垃圾堆里四處亂爬 you still gonna be crawling around the garbage,
對別的小強說著惡毒的話語 saying mean shit to the other roaches.
我得求你幫個忙 I gotta ask you a favor.
達婭娜 Dayanara.
你知道我會照顧她的 You know I'ma look out for her.
別讓她陷入麻煩 Don't let her get into trouble.
她是個好孩子 She's a good girl.
經歷了那么多糟糕的事 All the shit she's been through.
這個地方可能會改變她 你知道嗎 This place could change her, you know?
讓她變得冷血又惡毒 Turn her cold and mean.
我不會讓這些事發生的 I ain't gonna let that happen.
就算你想放棄的時候 And even when you feel like giving up,
也不要讓她從你的臉上看出任何蛛絲馬跡 don't let her see nothing like that on your face.
你一定要當她的后盾 聽見了嗎 You gotta hold her up, you hear me?
她現在就是你的女兒了 She's your daughter now.
直到你離開這里為止 Long as you're in here.
女兒們啊 Daughters.
她們最討厭了 They're the fucking worst.
看看這是誰 Look who it is.
你打算再被送回重刑監獄嗎 You're trying to get sent back to Max?
上帝啊 監獄就是監獄 對吧 Oh my God. Prison is prison, right?
你為什么會變成這樣 What happened to you?
你偷我的東西去買毒品 You stole from me to buy drugs.
我們談完了 And we're off.
好吧 Okay.
不 繼續啊 No, go ahead.
繼續把你那憤怒的教父模樣 Get all up in my eyeballs with your...
烙印到我的腦海里 好嗎 fucking angry Brando impression, okay?
罵我是個敗家玩意 Call me a loser.
把我從家族里剔除 Cut me off from the family.
行啊 All right.
怎么著隨你 Whatever you wanna do.
我讓你失望了 I failed you.
我的天啊 Holy shit.
我本應看管著你 I should have been watching.
我本應知道你遇上了麻煩 I should have known you were in trouble.
然后你就被帶走了 而現在 And then you got taken away, and now...
求你了 別哭 紅媽 Please, just don't cry, Red.
看看你 Look at you.
你看起來就像是行尸走肉 You look like you're dead already.
一切都是那么絕望 It was always hopeless.
我現在這樣不是你的錯 I am not your fault.
我當時跟崔希婭來硬的 I played tough with Tricia,
現在她躺在監獄的墓地里 and now she's in the prison cemetery
連名字都被拼錯了 with her name spelled wrong.
告訴我該怎么辦 妮琪 Tell me what to do, Nicky.
我不知該怎么辦才好 I don't know what to do!
那是什么 牡蠣 What is that? Oysters?
來一個嗎 Want one?
不許接觸 No touching.
好吧 Okay.
不過一定要讓卡普托先生知道我們牽過手 But be sure to let Mr. Caputo know that we were touching.
當你那些 So what's gonna happen
{an8}指南方的種族歧視及恐同者
喜歡《正義前鋒》的癮君子粉絲們 when your Dukes of Hazzard-lovin' cracker fans
看到那張照片后會發生什么 see that photo?
他們肯定嚇得連嘴里的玉米片派都掉出來 Their Frito pie gonna fall right outta they mouths.
我會說 "真對不起" I'll say, "sorry 'bout that."
-就這句 -差不多 - And that's it? - Pretty much.
你可以背著你老婆 You know, you can cheat on your wife
和縱容你尿布癖的妓女搞外遇 with hookers who indulge you in your diaper fetish
卻依舊可以當路易斯安那州的議員 and still be the senator from Louisiana,
你只需道歉就好 so long as you apologize.
看吧 這就是上帝眷顧你的好處 See, that is the great thing about the love of Jesus.
不 別跟我提起那個 No, don't you start with me
關于神圣的白人福音教的屁話 about that holy white evangelical bullshit.
他們是一群偽君子 They a buncha hypocrites.
將科學和教育趕盡殺絕 Killing science and education
拒絕同性婚姻 and refusin' to marry the nice gay couples,
卻又過度熱情地說著圣地的好 but then bein' all "rah-rah the Holy Land"
可他們心里想的卻是 when they really think...
我們教徒長著惡魔犄角 都要下地獄 that my people got horns and that we all gonna broil in hell.
等會 你是猶太教徒 Wait. Hold up. You're Jewish?
我不敢相信那兩個裝腔作勢的家伙 I cannot believe that those posers
竟然在監獄里默許的跨種族情侶排名上 just smoked us on the unspoken, interracial,
碾壓我們 prison couple power ranking.
我們又不是為了競爭 是吧 We ain't about competition, all right?
我們只是在談戀愛 真正的戀愛 We just doin' our thing. Our real thing.
我知道 I know.
我不是在低估我們倆 I'm not trying to sell us short or anything,
可是他們就像碧昂斯和Jay-Z but it's like they're Beyoncé and Jay-Z
我們只是金·卡戴珊和坎耶·維斯特 and we're just Kim and Kanye.
這太傷人了 不騙你 That hurts. I ain't gonna lie.
這個書呆子老師 It's like, about this super-nerdy teacher,
發現他自己是癌癥晚期 and, he finds out he has, like, terminal cancer.
{an8}美劇《絕命毒師》中的情節
所以他就開始制冰毒以掙錢養家 And so he starts making meth to make money for his family.
可是 But...
不知為何 他把那些毒品染成藍的了 except, he dyes it blue for some reason.
不行 我絕對不要吸食藍冰 No, I would never do blue meth.
那顏色不是純天然的 That color ain't natural.
接下來發生了什么 So what happens?
我猜后面可能出了些事 I'm guessing it goes wrong somehow.
天啊 好劇我們都錯過了 Man, we're missing out on all the best TV.
我發誓 早知道這地方只有廣播網 I swear, I mighta cleaned up my act
我就守規矩一點了 if I knew I was gonna end up in a place with only network.
我們有幾個基本有線臺 we got some basic cable.
{an8}指美劇《金裝律師》
比如USA電視臺講述一群律師的劇 Like that show with the lawyers on USA.
他們是律師還是聯邦調查局特工 Are they lawyers or are they FBI guys?
聯邦調查局的人在邁阿密 The FBI guys were in Miami--
那不是邁阿密 那是長島 That's not Miami, it's Long Island.
他是個醫生 要不就是中情局特工 He's a doctor... or maybe CIA.
所以誰也不是律師 So nobody's a lawyer?
不 里面絕對有律師 No, there are lawyers, for sure.
我以為那只是一部超長劇呢 Man, I thought that was just one long show.
瞧瞧這是哪個優越感爆棚 Well, look who's not too good
不屑與我們這群慫逼一起吃飯的人 to knock trays with us hill trolls.
厭倦了你的男人婆女友 Got tired of your butchy girlfriend?
她不是我女朋友 She ain't my girlfriend.
隨便你 Suit yourself.
我聽說有一部劇 I heard that there is this show
講的就是一群人打僵尸 that was like, just people shooting zombies.
快看那邊 You gotta check this.
{an8}堿性電池
聽著 如果你的腦子不好使了 Listen, if your mind is starting to go,
告訴我 我會發發慈悲殺掉你 just tell me and I'll mercy break your neck,
省得你被送到精神病室 so you don't end up in Psych.
你說過 克里斯托的案子之所以被拖延 You told me Crystal's case was stalled
是因為我們無法證明索菲婭被關在禁閉室 because we couldn't prove that Sophia's in the SHU.
你覺得你可以證明嗎 And you think you could prove that?
我知道禁閉室與外界隔絕 I know it's all isolation down there.
可是那里有個浴室 對吧 But there's a shower facility, right?
大家基本上會在同一時間淋浴 One that everyone uses at one time or another.
如果我能給她傳句話... If I can get word to her--
我算是半個天主教徒 I mean, I'm half-Catholic myself,
可是你說的情況簡直是個奇跡 but what you're talking about is a kinda miracle.
我有個手機 有內置攝像頭 I have a phone. With a camera.
藏在一個很不舒服的地方 In a very uncomfortable place.
你真是個瘋婆子 You are one crazy bitch.
謝謝夸獎 曼多薩 Thank you, Mendoza.
說實話 我很害怕 I'm pretty scared, to be honest.
禁閉室令人心驚膽寒 The SHU's a scary place.
你要是想被送進去 You wanna get sent down there,
這種小兒科的把戲根本不行 you can't be pulling this piddly shit.
-你得玩點大的 -我知道 - You gotta do something serious. - I know.
可是我不想傷害任何人 It's just that, I don't want to hurt anybody, you know?
我曾是個積極分子 可從未施過暴 I was an activist, but always non-violent.
有時你得從大局著想 Sometimes you gotta think about the greater good.
操 Shit!
干得好啊 Good for you.
告訴我剛才發生的都是我的幻覺 Tell me I didn't see what I just saw.
這個惡魔差點打碎我的下巴 警官 No, this monster almost broke my jaw, Officer.
別以為我不會再來一拳 拉美賤人 And I'd do it again, Latino!
天哪 不行 Hell, no!
你得把她帶走 You need to get her outta here
她對我們的生命安全有威脅 'cause she is a threat to our safety!
該死 Shit!
走吧 英格拉斯 Let's go, Ingalls.
給你 Here you go.
我很驚喜啊 I am pleasantly surprised.
我呢 Yeah, I, uh,
我擅自找了找那張瘋狂的照片 I took the liberty of looking through them for that crazy photo,
可是并沒有找到 but, they're clean.
內容都挺污的 Well, not clean.
有些離奇的抓拍 There's some gnarly snaps,
但不是我們找的那張 but, not the one we're looking for.
我想有些事注定成為未解之謎 So, I guess some things will always be a mystery.
你有什么背景 盧斯奇克教導官 What's your background, CO Luschek?
我幾乎是純蘇格蘭血統 Mostly Scottish.
我還有幾個祖先是法國皮草商 Some French fur traders, way back.
不 我是說 你為什么在這里工作 No, I mean, how did you end up here?
消磨時光 You know, attrition.
只是 It's just...
{an8}美國連鎖游戲零售商
你明明是個在游戲驛站工作的料子 you should so clearly be working at a GameStop.
你沒開玩笑吧 弗洛雷斯 Are you for real, Flores?
我他媽跟你說什么了 The fuck did I tell you?
伙計 我不記得了 Man, I don't remember.
站上去 Get on it.
{an8}{pos(190.8,221.6)}你以為我是個山羊嗎 What am I, a goat?
我說站到桌子上 犯人 I said get up on the table, inmate!
現在 你要站在那里 給我想想 Now, you're gonna stand there and you're gonna think about
你做過的這些決定 all the decisions that you've been making.
意思是我不用回去工作了 Does that mean I don't have to go back to work?
不 你哪也別想去 No, you're not going anywhere.
你的工作就是 Your job is to stand...
站在這張桌子上 ...on this table,
直到你不打算再耍我為止 until you're ready to quit dicking me around!
{an8}{pos(191.4,210.4)}伙計 那可得等很久 Well, dude... that could be a while.
盡情地用西班牙語罵我吧 女人 Call me all the Spanish names you want, mami.
看看你膝蓋打顫時什么感受 We'll see how you feel when your knees start to give.
早上好 Morning.
咖啡 Coffee.
小心 還燙著呢 Careful, it's hot.
我用微波爐熱的 I microwaved it.
有問題嗎 Problem?
沒有 沒有 No, no.
好極了 來穿衣吧 Good. Let's get dressed.
我看看 Let's see.
也許 今天穿粉色 Maybe... pink today?
可以嗎 Yes?
拉莫斯 Ramos.
我有個東西想給你 I have something for you.
不用了 謝謝 我不需要 No, thanks. I'm cool.
進來待一會 Come in for a minute.
我得去倉庫 I gotta be back at the warehouse
給監獄運點毛巾什么的 to get some towels and stuff for down the hill.
這是你的游戲 It's your game.
你和你朋友談論的那個 The one you were talking about with your friend.
我想我們可以玩一下 I thought we could play.
-太惡心了 -這可是你發明的 - This is disgusting. - You're the one who made it up.
-我以為你會很喜歡呢 -我不喜歡 - I thought you'd get a kick out of it-- - I don't.
你必須選一個 You gotta pick one.
你不能強迫我 You can't make me do this.
我想你忘記了你的處境 I think you're forgetting your situation.
我的處境是 你已經沒有我的把柄了 My situation is, you don't got nothing on me now.
去看看吧 你什么都找不到 Look around, you're not gonna find one thing.
我有槍指著你的腦袋 Gun to your head.
雖不是奶昔小站的漢堡 It might not be Shake Shack,
但這吃起來絕無罪惡感 but it's 100% guilt-free.
來點正義版廉價午餐肉三明治吧 Here's to the off-brand Spam sandwich of righteousness.
干杯 Cheers.
知道嗎 去他媽的正義 You know what? Fuck righteousness.
說得沒錯 You make a valid point.
我想說的是 So here's the thing.
我要戒毒 I'm gonna get clean.
好的 Okay.
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好吧 是有點阿布格萊布事件的感覺 I mean, sure. It's a little Abu Ghraib-y...
可是...好吧 but... sure.
這是我突然想出來的辦法 一時沖動 Just came to me. Spur of the moment-like.
我們自己作的死 只能繼續作下去 We're gonna have to ride this out now.
要堅持多久 For how long?
直到她保證好好表現為止 Until she promises to behave.
我打賭 她晚餐之前就下來了 Look, I give it till dinner time, tops.
我不知道 伙計 I don't know, dude.
我覺得你可能犯了個錯誤 I feel like you mighta made a mistake.