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{pos(150.6,227.6)}第四季 第十二集
伙計們 你們覺得 Hey, guys. What do you think
從這么高的地方摔下去會怎么樣 would happen if you fell from this height?
你也太慢了 兄弟 You gotta work on your timing, dude.
我就隨便問問 I'm... I'm just asking, you know.
是不是掉下去立刻就死了 You think you'd die instantly, right?
你說話好像我外婆 You sound like my grandma.
你們覺得這個罐子會漏嗎 You think this tank could leak?
靠 真高 Fuck, this is high.
還好 It's fine.
朋友們 Well, boys.
敬我們永遠地離開了高中 To never being in high school again.
除了費什 Except for Fish.
滾 就一節課 Fuck off. It's one class.
給我再多錢我都不會再走進高中校園了 You couldn't pay me enough to walk back into that place again.
一百萬呢 What about a million dollars?
那我愿意 Yeah, I'd do it for that.
監獄晚上看起來還挺漂亮的 The prison almost looks, like... pretty at night.
看起來挺像學校的 Doesn't it sort of look like school?
靠 燈火通明的 確實挺像 Oh, shit, it totally does. With all the lights.
看起來像個橄欖球場 Looks like the football field.
我不敢相信我們真的是成年人了 I can't believe we're, like, actually adults now.
我們應該開始吃維生素什么的了 We should start taking vitamins or some shit.
吃那些聞起來怪怪的東西 And, like, the swallow kind that smell weird.
不能吃維生素小熊軟糖 Not the gummy bears.
我還挺喜歡那種小熊軟糖的 I like the gummy bears.
-來一口嗎 -不用了 - Want a hit? - I'm good.
拜托 膽小鬼 Oh, come on, pussy.
你是不是怕 Are you afraid that you're
會被抓進去跟那些危險的女同關在一起 gonna end up down there with all the danger dykes?
你說她們是不是正在嘿咻 You think they're all dyking out right now?
就像 Like...
好吧 給我 Fine, give me that.
我聽說有個人把自己老公的丁丁割下來了 I heard one of 'em cut her husband's dick off.
兄弟 這太殘忍了 Man, that's harsh.
靠 Shit.
你們現在在私人領地上 You're on private property.
給我下來 你們這些小混蛋 Get your punk asses down here.
靠 Fuck.
走走走 Go, go, go.
天哪 往下爬更難 Oh, God. Down is worse.
卡普托先生 Mr. Caputo.
我了個去 貝利 Jesus Christ, Bayley!
對不起 先生 I'm sorry, sir.
你這是要干什么 What the hell are you doing?
我預估錯了距離 I misjudged the approach.
但是 我想跟你說點事 But, uh... I need to talk to you about something.
比起在我們的領地上 Is it more important than a federal investigation
進行的聯邦調查還重要 into a murder on our property?
卡普托先生 這很重要 Mr. Caputo, it's important.
好吧 你說 Fine... out with it.
小漢 那個警衛 漢普雷 Uh, Humps, the guard. Humphrey?
讓那些犯人打架 He, um, was making the inmates, uh, fight.
更像是強迫她們打架 Like, forcing them to.
像古羅馬角斗場那種 Like a... a gladiator match?
讓人很不舒服 我只是覺得你應該知道 It was really upsetting, and I just... I thought you should know.
什么 什么時候 What? When?
昨晚 在審訊的時候 Last night, during the interrogations.
什么審訊 What interrogations?
就是當時皮斯科特拉正在進行的審訊 The ones Piscatella was conducting.
我會處理的 I will take care of his.
謝謝 貝利 告訴我是很明智的 And thank you, Bayley. You did a good thing by telling me.
謝謝 沒問題 先生 Yeah, okay. Thanks. No problem, sir.
打架的人 是誰 Who was it? In the fight?
這不是你的錯 This isn't your fault.
聽見了嗎 You hear me?
大家都看見了 是他逼你打的 Everyone saw. Man, he made you fight.
你知道 沒人生你的氣 You see? Nobody's mad at you.
天啊 我不知道還能做什么 Man, I don't know what else to do.
我是說 我們是不是該給她媽媽打電話 I mean, look, should we call her moms?
問她這情況是不是有時發生 Ask her if this happens sometimes?
我們不能讓任何人知道她現在的狀況 We can't let nobody see her like this.
他們會把她送去精神病院 Man, they'll take her ass to Psych,
我們就再也見不到她了 and we'll never see her again.
先別擔心精神病院的事了 Ain't gotta worry about Psych
邪惡白人妞要先找她麻煩 if the eight-eight get to her first.
-我們遇到了問題 -你們他媽的想怎么樣 - We got a problem. - Yeah, what the fuck do you want?
你對付禿頭 我對付這個白人傻逼 You get Bald Eagle, and I got Coal Miner's Daughter here.
是那個該死的警衛 小漢 It's that fucking guard, Humps.
再說一遍 Come again?
我們需要搞定那個人渣 We need to take care of that pus hole of a man.
我們不是來打架的 打的夠多了 We didn't come here to fight. Enough of that going around.
我聽到人渣就決定跟你站一邊了 You had me at pus hole.
那個變態把我關到一個屋里 You know that psycho locked me in a room?
逼我選我是要吃我爸還是吃我媽 Made me tell him whether I'd rather eat my mom or my dad?
我不說就不讓我走 Wouldn't let me go till I said.
被人逼著做這種選擇 能改變人的三觀 Having to think like that, it changes a person.
她還好嗎 She all right?
不太好 那個女孩呢 Not really. The other girl?
在醫療室 不太樂觀 Down in medical. Ain't pretty.
那個人渣把她們害成這樣 That asshole did this to them.
我們打算不惜一切把他趕出監獄 We're aiming to get him out of here by any means necessary.
不惜一切 By any means necessary.
你們加入嗎 You in?
等一下 Well, hold up, wait.
你們這些白人不是想重建黑奴制度嗎 Ain't y'all the people trying to reinstate slavery?
我想 大概 I guess it's like, uh...
如果要給仇恨程度評級的話 你們在這 if you were gonna rank our hate, you guys are here...
小漢在這 and Humps is here.
我們加入 We're in.
你覺得現在是睡覺的時間 Aw, you thought it was sleepy time.
我想現在是你該去廚房的時間 犯人 I believe you're scheduled in the kitchen, inmate.
我的姑娘們說她們今天早上不用我去了 The girls said they could handle it without me this morning.
那些女孩不負責安排工作 The girls aren't in charge of work duty.
我昨晚都沒睡覺 I've gotten no rest.
你知道有非法鑰匙的犯人 Do you know what inmates
有什么下場嗎 with illegal sets of keys don't get to do?
事實上 我已經沒有鑰匙了 Technically, I don't have the keys anymore.
被你拿走了 You took them.
起來 Get up.
好吧 Fine.
你想讓我不睡覺 You want me to stay up?
我就不睡 I'll stay up.
看著吧 Watch me.
寶貝 Hey, baby.
跟我過來休息休息 就一會 Come and take a break with me? Just for a minute?
我們要進 Oh, we're going into the...
這時光機里的按鈕可真差勁 Pretty lame buttons in this time machine.
和我跳舞吧 Dance with me.
我們沒有音樂 We ain't got no music.
沒人會在意 Nobody's fact-checking that.
確實 True.
你知道嗎 這感覺是 You know, this feels like...
我這段時間以來做的最正常的事 the most normal thing I've done in a while.
你還好嗎 You okay?
蘇珊娜的情況很糟糕 Suzanne's in rough shape, man.
我聽說了 I heard.
感覺我們像身處恐怖電影中 It's like we're in a horror movie.
就是那種孩童時期 The kind you'd watch at sleepovers
在別人家過夜時看的恐怖電影 when you were a kid...
最后嚇得忍不住回到媽媽的懷抱 and then you'd have to run to your mom at the end...
讓她抱抱你 告訴你那些都不是真的 hug you, tell you it was all made up.
我媽不喜歡擁抱 My mom wasn't a big hugger.
我媽喜歡 My mom was.
她還有長長的臂彎 She had really long arms, too.
幾乎能抱你兩圈 Could almost double around you.
所以 So...
這東西干嘛用的 what does this thing do, huh?
能帶我們穿越到未來還是怎么著 You think we can go to the future, or what?
對 Yeah.
現在 是十年之后 It's... ten years from now.
我們都老了 正在度假 We're old... and we're on vacation.
在一個很棒的地方 Somewhere amazing.
比如說 斐濟 Let's say, Fiji.
不去阿姆斯特丹了 Not Amsterdam no more?
不 我要去溫暖點的地方 No, I'm going warmer.
在一個水上小屋中 You know, like in one of those, like, overwater bungalows.
有透明的玻璃地板 我們可以看到遨游的魚 With a glass floor, so we can watch the fish.
靠 還有這種事 Shit, man, that's a thing?
一切皆有可能 Everything's a thing.
我無法相信 I can't believe peeps be
人們在地上挖洞就為了能偷窺魚 cutting holes in the floor just to spy on fish.
感覺像侵犯了魚的隱私 That's, like, violation of fish privacy.
我們還是先擔心找房子的事吧 We should probably worry about finding an apartment first.
我們需要工作 We're gonna need jobs.
在網上搜一下"出獄犯人招聘"就可以了 We'll just search "jobs for former inmates" on the Interweb.
小菜一碟 You know, piece of cake.
我當鏟屎官 你做掘墳人 I'll just... shovel shit, and you'll dig graves.
跟我多說說魚吧 Why don't you tell me more about these fish, yeah?
還有它們暴露于世的生活方式 And their exhibitionist lifestyle.
我男人真帥 天吶 My daddy was hot. Jesus Christ.
滾出去 Go home.
我也沒指望你們鋪紅毯隆重歡迎 Hell, I didn't expect the red-carpet treatment,
但至少鋪個粉色的嘛 but at least pink.
沒給你時間開玩笑 蠢貨 No, you ain't got time for jokes, estúpida.
-我要關門了 -好了好了 冷靜點 - I'll shut the door. - Okay, okay, chill.
我們是來找你們幫忙的 我們得聯合在一起 We here 'cause we need your help. Coalition style.
成為一體 對抗共同的敵人 We are the world. Common enemy.
我們得扳倒小漢 We gotta take down Humps.
小漢 Humps?
誰在乎他啊 Who gives a shit about him?
斯特萊曼才是問題所在 Stratman's the problem.
斯特萊曼是個混蛋 但小漢是個危險的人 Stratman's an asshole, but Humps is dangerous.
你們都只看到了眼前事 對吧 You're just lookin' right in front of you, huh?
不然我們要看哪里 Where are we supposed to look?
-背后嗎 -當然了 - Behind us? - Always.
你讓混蛋警衛搜你的屁股試試 You got another fuckin' guard gettin' ready to search your ass.
或是揍你一頓 Or kick it.
或者讓他把拇指塞進你的小妹妹 Or stick his thumb in it.
我覺得那應該是他的手指 I think that was his thumb.
你跟別人產生了矛盾 You got a problem with someone,
你得去找他的上級 you gotta look two feet above his head.
那才是你的目標 That's your target.
皮斯科特拉 Piscatella.
一點沒錯 Exactly.
這不僅僅是一個人的問題 明白嗎 This ain't a one-man problem. See?
你得搞定上層 才能拿下整個行動 You gotta knock out the top, take down the whole operation.
好的 我們可以和好了吧 Okay, so we good now?
不會再天天互相殘殺了吧 Ain't nobody gonna kill each other?
敵人的敵人就是我的朋友 對不 'Cause the enemy of my enemy ain't my enemy, right?
好吧 我們加入 All right... we're in.
走吧 Come on.
很高興見到你 黑妹 Hey, good to see you again, Sanka.
好了 你想要什么顏色 All right, um, what color do you want?
淡粉色怎么樣 How about light pink?
{an8}伯賽特有老二
小帕 Pipes.
幾點了 幾點了 What time is it? What time is it?
大家都去哪里了 Where is everybody?
他們都在工作 They're at work.
但由于犯罪現場的原因 But they canceled construction and grounds crew
他們遣散了建筑組和地勤組 because of the active crime scene.
我們可以過個清閑之日了 So, snow day for us?
是謀殺之日 A murder day.
對 這事情如烙印般無法褪去 Yeah, well, that branding never took off in the same way.
你怎么樣 How are you?
昨晚的事在我腦海里不停回放 Last night keeps playing like a loop in my brain.
我本應該坦白的 I should've confessed.
艾麗克斯 不論如何她都會撞到槍口上 Alex... she was going down for it anyway.
你坦白了無非就是把你也一起帶走 All that would have done is send you down there with her.
但我需要你在這里 And I need you... here.
-你覺得這事結束了嗎 -哪件事 - Do you think it's over now? - What part?
所有的事 All of it.
感覺我們在這個亂糟糟的地方已經生活了十年 It feels like we've been living in this chaos for a decade.
我想他們應該希望這一切盡快結束 I think they're gonna want this wrapped up pretty quickly.
所以我們現在都能置身事外了嗎 So maybe now we're on the other side of it?
如果你能回到過去 If you could go back...
大概十年之前這樣 ten years ago, or whatever...
你會不會 and do it all again...
再做一次相同的事 would you?
當然不會 Fuck, no.
那你就不會遇見我了 Then you wouldn't have met me.
你開玩笑嗎 Are you kidding?
無論我們做了什么選擇 It didn't matter what choices we made,
我們最終還是會淪落至此 we would've ended up right here...
在監獄里的這張床上 on this fucking bed...
挨著坐在一起 sitting next to each other in prison.
-注定會在一起 -對 - Doomed to be together. - Exactly.
-你知道我想要什么嗎 -什么 - You know what I'm ready for? - What?
簡簡單單的生活 Things to be easy.
我們可以過簡單的生活 We can do easy.
我不信 I'm not buyin' it.
我們可以試試 We could try.
我們可以像老人家一樣 We could be like old
聊聊讀過的文章 喝喝湯 people who talk about articles, and eat soup,
手牽著手 散著步 and hold hands on the slow
去找肛腸科醫生做結腸鏡檢查 stroll to the ass doctor for colonoscopies.
就這么說定了 Deal.
你是漢普雷 對吧 Humphrey, right?
我叫他小漢 這樣更有意思 I just call him Humps. It's more fun that way.
昨晚他媽的是怎么回事 What the fuck was that about last night?
長官 據我了解 我們發現了一具尸體 The way I understand it, sir, a body was found--
你煽動了一場斗毆導致一名犯人被送醫 An inmate is in medical because of a fight you instigated.
犯人被送醫是因為一個黑野人亂發脾氣 An inmate's in medical because an ape had a tantrum.
你被無薪停職一個月 You are suspended for a month, without pay.
他媽的趕緊滾 Get the fuck out of my sight!
沒人會被停職 No one is suspended.
你無權做這個決定 隊長 That is not your call to make, Captain.
你昨晚惹出了那么大麻煩 And you are lucky you still have that title,
現在還留著你的頭銜你就該慶幸了 after the shit you pulled last night.
如果你把他停職 我就帶走我所有的獄警 You suspend him, I pull my entire staff.
我們就走人 We walk.
看看上次集體罷工你落了個什么下場 How'd that work out for you last time?
這些犯人是在我們的監管之下 These inmates are in our custody.
而其中一個 And one of those precious,
你寵愛著的犯人謀殺了你的手下 darling inmates murdered one of your men.
但是知道你的立場也好 長官 But it's good to know whose side you're on, sir.
這不是關于立場的問題 It is not about taking sides!
這關乎尊重 It is about respect!
尊重犯人 尊重權力制度 Respect for the inmates and for the chain of command!
我明確地告訴過你 I explicitly told you to
在聯邦調查員來之前不要審問任何人 wait for the Feds before you questioned anybody.
恕我直言 長官 All due respect, sir,
我和我的人昨晚拘押了犯人 而你在做什么 my men and I apprehended the murderer last night while you were,
我不知道 睡覺嗎 I don't know, sleeping?
意淫公司里的人嗎 誰在乎 Jerking off MCC? Who cares?
我知道你脫下制服有一段時間了 I know it's been a while since you took the uniform off,
但是你肯定記得 but surely you remember
在這里監守犯人是什么情況吧 what it's like to be on the ground in here,
還是你的華麗西裝影響了你的記憶 or maybe your fancy suit affects your memory?
請適可而止 Enough is enough.
你雇我來干活 You hired me to do a job,
那你就要讓我干 and now you're gonna let me do it.
按我的方式來 My way.
還有... Oh, and...
下次你想找我的人 the next time you want to interact with my men,
確保你是來感謝他們不懈的工作... make sure it's to thank them for their tireless work...
而不是來威脅他們 instead of threatening them.
我們稍后再談 We'll discuss this later.
我想吃塊果凍 I could use a jelly.
沒果凍了 我剛吃了最后一個 Oh, we're all out of jellies. I had the last one.
但這有糖 給你 But there is sugar. Here you go.
媽的 這下有前科了怎么找工作啊 Shit, shit, shit! How am I gonna get a job with a record?
在里面感覺如何啊 小伙子們 How's it going in there, boys?
長官 我們父母來了嗎 還是... Hey, sir, are our parents on their way, or--
我不知道他們能幫上什么忙 孩子 Don't know what they can do for you, son.
我們審問了你們的朋友 We got your friends,
跟你們隔兩個牢房的勞拉和哈迪 Laurel and Hardy, two cells down.
他們什么都招了 They told us everything.
未成年飲酒 非法入侵 這我們想到了 Yeah, the underage drinking and the trespassing, we expected.
嫖娼和吸海洛因 The prostitutes and the heroin,
這我們倒沒想到 now that we didn't think was coming.
什么 嫖娼 我們沒有... What? The prostitutes? We didn't--
長官 我不知道他們說了什么 但... Sir, I don't know what they told you, but...
我還是處男 所以... I'm... I'm a virgin, so, um--
等等 那杰茜卡的事情你撒謊了 Wait, so you lied about Jessica then?
我... Uh... I, um...
她當時在那里 然后... she was there, and--
你留著跟法官說吧 孩子 You're gonna have to save it for the judge, son.
對了 我聽說 Or I hear the, uh,
縣城監獄里的謀殺犯和強奸犯都善于傾聽 murderers and rapists over in county are great listeners,
特別是在對付你們這種年輕小伙的時候 especially when it comes to soft young boys.
就像是心理治療 但是有著更多的雞奸 It's like therapy, but with more sodomy.
我完了 Oh, I'm fucked.
我完蛋了 Oh, I'm so fucked.
不 我跟你們開玩笑的 No, I was just fucking with you guys.
天 看看你們的表情 我們應該拍張照的 Man, your faces. We should've taken a picture.
你倆就像是 "天 完了" 這是好事 You were all like, "oh, shit!" Which is good.
你們就該感到害怕 笨蛋 You should be scared, you idiots.
什么 What?
開門吧 Let's go.
你們可以出去了 And you're out of here.
你們的朋友在前面等你們 Your friends are waiting out in reception.
下次別犯傻了 Don't be stupid next time.
有很多地方可以喝酒 There are plenty of places
別選離地30米的地方了 to drink that aren't 100 feet above the ground.
是的 長官 Yes, sir.
我們就這樣走了嗎 We can just go?
我是說...我們也吸大麻了 I mean... we had pot, too.
-他是認真的嗎 -不 長官 他不是 - Is this kid serious? - No, sir, he's not.
-走吧 -我們載你們回家 - Let's go. - We'll give you a ride home.
長官 勞拉和哈迪是誰 Sir, who... who are Laurel and Hardy?
我們的目的是炒了皮斯科特拉 So the goal is to get Piscatella fired.
或者我們可以殺了他 Or we could kill him.
搞什么 What the hell?
怎么突然間你們這些賤人就想殺人了 Why, all of a sudden, all you bitches want to murder folk?
就像是什么新的潮流一樣 Like it's the new fall trend or some shit?
一般我是不會縱容謀殺的 It's not something I'd normally condone,
但我太累了 but I'm exhausted.
我們可以下周再坐在這里商量一個 We could sit here for the next week concocting an elaborate plan
曲折離奇的詳細計劃 with lots of twists and turns, right?
或者我可以毒死他 就今天 Or I could poison him... today.
沒人會知道 No one would know,
死亡可比炒魷魚更具有持久性 and death is more permanent than getting fired.
但如果他突然死了有人會被懲罰的 But ain't no one getting punished if he just drops dead.
聽著 雖然我一直挺贊成這種姐妹團體活動 Look, I'm all "rah, rah, rah" for this sisterhood thing,
但我可不想加刑 but I do not want more time on my sentence.
我也不想 That ain't an option for me, neither.
但沒有人提出一個更好的主意啊 I don't hear anyone else proposing a better idea.
我在火奴魯魯的監獄時 At my last prison, in Honolulu,
有一群女孩兒組織了一場和平抗議 a bunch of girls organized a peaceful protest.
每個人都坐在院子里 太陽曬到汗流浹背 Everyone sat in the yard, sweating in the sun,
直到監獄改變了 and refused to move until
關于求職招聘的政策才離開 the prison changed its policies on job hiring.
所以怎樣 她們都被關禁閉了嗎 So, what? They got thrown in the SHU?
奏效了 她們改變了政策 Oh, it worked. They got the policies changed.
該死 小妞 Well, shit, girl,
你就不能半個小時前說這些嗎 couldn't you have said something maybe a half hour ago?
你們真的很吵 You're all really loud.
特別是那些棕色皮膚的人 對吧 Especially the brown ones, am I right?
我們還沒這么熟是吧 完全明白 We're not there yet. Totally get it.
那你在這里做什么 And what are you doing here, anyway?
我代表"其他人群" I'm representing the "others."
就像《迷失》里那樣嗎 Like on Lost?
不 就像那些并不是棕色的棕色皮膚 No, like the brown people who aren't really brown.
你是說黃皮膚 Oh, like yellow.
你沒有毛病吧 Are you for real?
我們要讓每個人都參與進來 We would need everyone to participate.
如果我們聯合起來 If we're united,
他們就不能單獨懲罰某一個人 they can't single anyone out for punishment.
靠我們這些人應該能把話傳下去 Between all of us, we should be able to spread the word.
我們應該吃晚飯的時候這么做 We should do it by dinnertime.
如果我們等太久 有人會向警衛告密 If we wait any longer, someone'll tip off the guards,
然后我們就完了 and then we're screwed.
媽的 咱們開干吧 Hot damn, we're doing it.
我們需要一個領導 有人來做決定 We need a leader. Someone to call the shots.
-我 -我來 - Me. - I'll do it.
我的人占大多數 The majority is in my corner.
人數與權力相當 The most bodies equals the most power.
好 多給我們一些看電視的時間就行 Fine, you can be the leader if we get more time in the TV room.
我們也想要回餐廳的桌子 We sure would like our table back in the cafeteria.
這不是商量 This is not a negotiation.
也許就應該是 Maybe it should be.
你是哪邊的 草裙胖娃娃 Whose side are you on, husky hula doll?
你這話太刻薄了 That was mean.
我給你們提了一個明確的建議 I assisted you with a specific task.
如果有白人負責人們會更聽話的 People will listen better if there's a white person in charge.
天 那當了八年總統的奧巴馬 Man, what you gotta say
是怎么回事 你這個納粹種族歧視婊 about eight years of Obama, you racist Nazi ho?
說句公道話 他的確沒達到人民的期望 To be fair, he didn't quite live up to public expectations.
你想要來負責 You just wanna be in
不就是想為查普曼報復我們嗎 charge so you can get back at us for Chapman.
如果那是我的計劃 這就是你應得的 And you'd deserve it, if that was my plan.
我們過后再處理這件事 We'll deal with that later.
你們這群人非得到處找事 是嗎 You people, always gotta burn shit, don't you?
你個卑鄙的白人垃圾 You sneaky, white trash piece of shit.
-姑娘們 -閉嘴 你個老共黨 - Girls. - Shut up, you old commie.
我太累了 I'm too tired.
我真的是太累了 I'm just too tired.
我們已經盡力了 We tried.
全世界的水都不足以消除這種饑渴感 There is not enough water in the world to quench this thirst.
我是個怪物 I'm a monster.
親愛的這里 喝你的蘇打水 安靜點 Oh, honey, here. Drink your seltzer and be quiet.
我為了氣泡水和柔軟的床單 I betrayed everything I believed in
背棄了自己信奉的一切 for water with bubbles and soft sheets.
我該如何自處 How am I gonna live with myself?
一切都糟透了 Everything is terrible!
聽著 聽好了 Listen. Just listen up.
搖頭丸在你全身的血液里燃燒 Molly burned through your serotonin.
過一個月 一切都會重新好起來的 Give it a month, and things will be rosy again.
一個月 A month?
你好 Hey, there.
-我不想打斷你們 -你好 - I don't want to interrupt. - Hi!
你們還好嗎 你倆看上去都有點累 Um, you guys okay? You both look a little sick.
我可以去透透氣 I could... use some air.
對 這里是有點臭 Yeah, it is a little funky in here.
進來吧 Come on in.
難熬的一夜是吧 Rough night, right?
可不是嗎 You're telling me.
我希望這沒有逾越專業界限 但 I hope this isn't overstepping professional boundaries, but
該死 有這么明顯嗎 Oh, shit, is it that obvious?
我沒什么好遮遮掩掩的 What... oh, well, I have nothing to hide.
沒什么好羞恥的 No shame here.
沒錯 我們吸毒了 而且就在那里3P了 Yes, we did drugs, and we had ourselves a threesome, right there.
天啊 這 Wow. Um, that's, um...
我還是不知道的好 I wish I didn't know that.
大家總想我這個年紀的女人 Well, you know, people are always trying to
不該有性欲 desexualize women my age,
我 我不能讓他們有這種想法 and I... I just won't allow it.
真有你的 Good for you.
但實際上 我是來問... But actually, I came to ask about...
我在這里還要待一段時間 look, I still got some time left here,
但我最終是會出獄的 but I'm getting out eventually.
似乎時候開始專注出獄后的事了 And it feels like it's time to start focusing on that.
得確保我有個計劃 Make sure I have a plan.
我真的很喜歡在課上協助你 金女士 And I really liked helping you in class, Mrs. King.
你教了我很多 我 You've taught me a lot, and I...
我在想你覺得我能干這活嗎 I was wondering, do you think I could do this?
講真的 Like, for real?
像是 你知道我要求不高 Like, uh... you know, I'm not above anything.
我可以從在廚房里洗碗開始 Like, I could start washing dishes, in the kitchen...
-我覺得你可能有朋友 -聽著聽著 - I thought maybe you might have a friend-- - Hey, look, look.
你出獄后打我電話 我會給你找工作的 You call me when you get out, I'm gonna find you a job.
我認識很多大廚 他們請到你就是走運 Now, I know a lot of chefs, and they would be lucky to have you.
真的嗎 For real?
這是我辦公室電話 Now, this here is my office number.
這是真的 不是我胡編亂扯 This is the real one, not the bullshit one that I give out,
給公關人員的那種 and it goes to the PR people.
給你 你打這個電話找我助理蓋倫 There you go. You give that a call, ask for Galen, my assistant,
我們會像年輕人說的那樣"幫你牽線" and we will, as the kids say, "hook you up."
抱歉 忘了我的蘇打水 Sorry, forgot my seltzer.
你知道嗎 據說她很會做瑜伽 You know... all that yoga she supposedly does,
但她并不是很靈活 she is not all that flexible.
都不能把腳放到腦后去 Couldn't get her foot behind her head.
你回來了 You're here.
是嗎 Am I?
我猜你可能是個鬼魂 但那樣的話 I guess you could be a ghost, but in that case,
我希望你看上去比現在好一點 I hope you look a little better than you do now.
歡迎回來 Well... welcome back.
你需要什么東西嗎 You need anything?
別因為我看著虛弱就錯以為我真的虛弱 Don't make the mistake of thinking just 'cause I look weak, I am.
他媽的滾出我的視線 Get the fuck out of my face.
她在這里要他媽干嘛 Oh, what the fuck is she doing here?
姑娘們 來見見我的新跟班佩薩塔琪 Ladies, I would like you to meet my new shadow, Pennsatucky.
把我的做的籃子給她嘔吐用 Gave her my basket to puke in.
沒錯 看吧 忠誠很有用的 Yeah. See, loyalty, counts for something.
這是真理啊 Ain't that the truth.
告訴我 這比自尊更重要嗎 Tell me, is it more important than self-respect?
看看我們吵的 搞得真以為是一家人 Ah, man, look at us. Bickering like a real family.
我的意思是 其實這是一種慰藉 I mean, it's comforting, actually.
你還好嗎 紅媽 你想坐我這嗎 You all right, Red? You wanna take my seat?
你臉色看上去不太好 Yeah, your color doesn't look so good.
別搞得我像個老女人似的 我很好 Don't treat me like an old lady. I'm fine.
你還好嗎 犯人 You all right, inmate?
你看上去有點虛 You're looking a little weak.
操他媽的舔屌混蛋 Fucking cock sucking motherfucker.
注意用詞 查普曼 Mouth, Chapman.
不用 她說的對極了 No, what she said, it's right on.
你們知道有個醞釀中的行動嗎 You guys know there's a movement afoot?
我很喜歡偵查工作 Well, I'm very into detective work.
像是夏洛克?福爾摩斯 Like Sherlock Holmes?
尤其是偵探長得像本尼迪克特·康伯巴奇的 Especially when the detective looks like Benedict Cumberbatch.
我知道有些人覺得他看起來有東亞人血統 I know some people think he looks part Mongoloid,
但我覺得他是自約翰后最性感的福爾摩斯 but I think he's the hottest Holmes since John.
{an8}約翰·巴里摩爾 曾飾演過福爾摩斯
你看過他演的夏洛克?福爾摩斯嗎 Have you even seen the Sherlock Holmes that he's in?
所有雜志上都有他 Oh, he's in all the magazines.
夏洛克的哥哥麥考夫的腦子跟電腦一樣 You know, Sherlock's brother Mycroft has a brain like a computer.
你好蠢 我想你指的是微軟吧 Oh, cute. I think you mean Microsoft.
不 不是 No, I don't.
什么行動 What is the movement?
就是一群姑娘想把他搞走 Uh, just a bunch of girls trying to get him fired.
肯定行不通 他目標太大 It'll never work. He's too big a fish.
我們可以把一個守衛搞走 Now, a guard we can make happen.
你知道我們可以弄走誰嗎 You know who we could lose?
甜甜圈 Donuts.
真的嗎 他看上去人很好 Really? I mean, he seems like one of the good ones.
你想告訴姑娘們他為什么 You wanna tell the girls why
連我菊花里的屎都沒有資格吃嗎 he doesn't deserve to eat the shit out of my asshole?
我知道你說的都是英語 You know, I realize it's all in the English,
但我很確定沒人該受那樣的罪 but I'm pretty sure nobody deserves that.
對啊 拉倒吧 Yeah, just drop it.
我想幫忙讓皮斯科特拉被開除 I'd help get Piscatella fired.
我們可以做到的 We could do that.
還記得今早 Remember this morning,
我們決定要安生一段時間 when we decided to keep things quiet for a while,
專注于腸道健康 喝喝湯嗎 and focus on colon health and soup?
這很重要 This is important.
不重要了 It doesn't matter.
還沒開始就瓦解了 It fell apart before it even started.
和平抗議是個很好的主意 A peaceful protest is a great idea.
我加入 I'm in.
沒什么好參加的 妹子 Ain't nothing to be in on, girl.
她們那群女的瘋了一樣 Them ladies is crazy.
蘇珊娜 你不吃點東西嗎 Suzanne, you want a bite of food?
吃些面包如何 What about your bread?
我做了件壞事 I did a bad thing.
壞事 壞事 壞事 Bad, bad, bad...
該死 他們真把她搞的不正常了 Shit, they really fucked her up.
如果真有什么抗議 我會參加的 If there were a thing, I'd be there.
我也是 Mmm, me too.
你們認真的嗎 Y'all for real?
即使我也會參加 Even I'd do it.
是時候了 伙計們 Comes a time, people.
反抗權威 Fight the power.
你必須得反抗權威 You gotta fight the powers that be.
我跟你說什么來著 What'd I try to tell you?
如果你不是白人 If your skin is any darker than a pair of white sneakers,
就沒有職業道德這一說 there ain't no work ethic.
真他媽的懶 Lazy fucks.
就像我奶奶說的"去他媽的黑人" So, it's like my nanna used to say, "Fuckin' darkies."
其實 有些女的還是挺好的 Actually, some of the ladies seem pretty nice.
我是說 對于一大群黑人和墨西哥佬來說 I mean, for a bunch of mud bunnies and spics.
也對 Yeah.
{an8}{pos(190.2,12.8)}結果如何 不行嗎 So? It's a no go?
{an8}{pos(190.2,12.8)}你瘋了吧 Are you crazy?
{an8}{pos(190.2,12.8)}怎么能相信那些鄉巴佬 Those hillbillies aren't trustworthy.
{an8}{pos(190.2,12.8)}讓我們和她們一起做事 沒門 No way are we working with them.
{an8}{pos(190.2,12.8)}我們不需要她們 We don't need them.
{an8}{pos(190.2,12.8)}我們的人夠多 We got enough people,
{an8}{pos(190.2,12.8)}咱們自己干 let's do it ourselves.
{an8}{pos(190.2,12.8)}你想自找麻煩 You want to put your ass on the line?
{an8}{pos(190.2,12.8)}好吧 你隨意 Fine. Be my guest.
{an8}{pos(190.2,12.8)}是 沒錯 我想干 Yeah. Yeah, I do.
{an8}{pos(190.2,12.8)}你看到他們是怎么對我的了 You saw what they did to me.
{an8}{pos(190.2,12.8)}別說我了 她們怎么對你的 Shit, forget about me, what about you?
聯邦調查局要全面重審你的雇傭條例 The Bureau will need a full review of your hiring practices.
有這必要嗎 That's necessary?
死亡的警官名下有四個不同的 The deceased officer had four different social security numbers
社會保障號 attributed to his name...
我們不知道這人到底是誰 We have no idea who this guy really was.
真是一場噩夢啊 What a nightmare, huh?
對你來說 可不是嗎 For you? Absolutely.
我先出去一下 I'm gonna step out for a bit.
卡普托先生 你聽說昨晚的事了嗎 Mr. Caputo, did you hear about last night?
白妞們都一團糟了 The white girl is all kind of messed up
瘋眼甚至瘋上天了 and Crazy is even crazier!
-我聽說了 -那你要怎么解決 - I did. - Then what you gonna do about it?
管理層 There are things that
出了點問題 杰弗遜 happen on an administrative level, Jefferson...
一言難盡 that are complicated.
這是一個警衛干的 One of the guards did this.
表還能走 但它不好看了 It still works, but it ain't pretty.
別逼我把話說得太明白了 And don't make my ass point out the metaphor.
我正在解決問題 需要點時間 好嗎 I am working on it. These things take time, okay?
我幫你打開門 Hey, uh, let me get that for you.
-謝謝 -沒事 - Thank you. - No problem.
貝利 借一步說話 Bayley. A word.
長官 你沒告訴別人是我告密的吧 Sir, you didn't tell anyone it was me who told you, right?
你為什么在這 Why are you here?
現在是我值班 長官 Uh, it's my shift, sir.
不 我是說 你為什么來這工作 No, I mean, why do you work here?
我不知道 I don't know,
我覺得在找到下一份工作前這也是份工作 it's a job until I figure out the next thing, I guess.
聽我說 Listen to me.
這里 不適合你這種人 This... isn't for someone like you.
這個地方 能毀滅一切美好 This... this place crushes anything good.
就像一個 It's like a...
身軀龐大 四肢短小的怪獸 monster that's grown too big for its stubby little legs,
而現在它 and now it's...
正四處游蕩 摧毀整個城市 stumbling around, crushing whole cities.
你活不到最后的 貝利 You can't survive it, Bayley.
長官 你是那個城市還是怪獸 Are you the city or the monster, sir?
都不是 Neither.
都是 我... Both, I...
即使你現在是城市 有朝一日也會變成怪獸 Even if you're the city now... one day you'll be the monster.
在這工作 會改變你 Working here... changes who you are.
懂我說的嗎 You understand me?
應該吧 I think so?
我被困在這了 你還年輕 I'm stuck here, you're young.
離開這 Get outta here.
去旅行 Go travel.
去上學 Go back to school.
去家得寶商場找個工作 Go work in Home Depot.
去哪都行 Anything...
只要別在這 but here.
-您要走了 -我要去透透氣 - You're leaving? - I need some air.
給你 Here you go.
我們現在有漂亮妹子免費吃的優惠活動 We have a cute-girl-free-cone promotion going on right now.
謝謝 Thank you.
想和我們坐一塊嗎 Hey, you wanna come sit with us?
不用了 謝謝 Uh... No, I'm good, thanks.
你真性感 You're hot!
-"你真性感" -我在努力 - "You're hot"? - I'm trying.
我媽媽說這才是最重要的 My mom says it's all that matters.
伙計們 我幾乎是給你們設好套的 Hey, guys, I'm practically setting them up for you.
是啊 看看我豬一樣的隊友 Yeah, well, look at what I'm working with here, so...
我是在尊重女性 I'm trying to respect women.
今晚我們干什么 What are we doing tonight?
麗莎·普利斯博斯基要舉辦派對 Lisa Przyborski's having that party.
-所以娛樂前先去水塔 -太他媽棒了 - So, pregame at the water tower? - Fuck, yeah!
巴克斯特 有事跟你說 Baxter, can I talk to you?
某人有麻煩了 Ah, somebody's in trouble.
"某人有麻煩了" "Someone's in trouble."
什么事 老板 What up, boss-man?
你被開除了 You're fired.
什么 為什么 What? Why?
因為你一直都在偷竊 我們從監控上看到了 Because, you've been stealing. We caught you on the cameras.
你每天都會給出 You've been giving away more
三十多美元的免費冰激凌 than $30 worth of free ice cream every day.
只要是個漂亮妹子來 她就不用付錢 Anytime a cute girl walks up, she doesn't pay.
這其實不算偷竊 對嗎 I mean, that's not technically stealing, is it?
湯姆這幾年在這一直勉強營生 Tom's been struggling to keep this place open for years.
所以 蠢貨 每天三十塊的損失算偷竊 So, yeah, dumbass, 30 bucks a day in losses is stealing.
但既然這對你來說不是大錢 But, since it doesn't seem to matter to you,
我們這周就不給你發工資了 we'll go ahead and keep this week's pay.
我不知道有監控 I didn't know there were cameras.
你他媽連一句道歉都沒有 Not even a fucking apology from you.
我的天 Jesus!
你們這群千禧年代的孩子太差勁了 You millennials really are the worst.
趕緊滾 Get the hell outta here.
對不起 Sorry.
伙計們 Hey, guys?
我剛被開除了 Uh, so I just got fired.
我了個去 Oh, shoot.
看來準備活動要提前開始了 So I guess pregaming starts early!
沒錯 咱們走 Yeah, it does. Let's go.
這是厭食癥患者 Is this like that thing that anorexics do,
嫉妒那些骨瘦如柴的人 where they get jealous that other people are skinny,
所以想讓他們變胖的意思嗎 and they try to make 'em fat?
你知道 我的一生 You know, my whole life,
都在聽人說 "佩斯 你無藥可救了" people said, "Penns, you're so fucked up."
但我開始覺得你會贏得這場比賽 But I'm starting to think that you're winning this race.
如果這本該是個和平協議的話 If this is supposed to be a peace accord,
那你可是起了個爛頭 you're off to a fucking terrible start.
現在你又在吃我的禮物 Oh, and now you're eating my gift.
-我想你了 -所以呢 - I miss you. - So?
所以我一直在讀書 So, I've been reading.
沒錯 我也讀書 自從 Yeah, I read. Ever since
你把那些破事灌輸給我之后 you've been putting all that shit in my brain.
你知道痛苦和折磨區別在哪嗎 Do you know the difference between pain and suffering?
我等不及要聽了 Oh, I can't wait to hear this.
你是該好好聽聽 因為痛苦... Yeah, well, you should hear it, because pain is something that...
痛苦是永久的 生活本身就是痛苦組成的 pain is always there, because life is freaking painful, okay?
但折磨是自己的選擇 But suffering is a choice.
你 我的朋友 And, you, my friend...
雖然我沒權利說什么 但你就在自我折磨 It's not my right to say, but you're suffering.
折磨中的山姆 Suffering Sam, that's you.
你到底看了什么狗屁雞湯文 Exactly what self-help bullshit have you been reading?
我想說 Hey, I'm here to say that
我又重讀了圣經 I've been brushing up on the Holy Bible.
上帝啊 真的是上帝 Oh, Jesus... literally.
不是你想的那樣 But it's not even like that.
圣經里面講了很多有用的東西 Like, there's so much useful stuff in the Bible.
是真的 There really is.
尤其講到寬恕 Especially about forgiveness.
寬恕 Forgiveness.
你需要放下過去 大嘣 You need to move on, Boo.
我 需要放下過去 Oh, I need to move on?
是的 Yes.
沒錯 女士 Yes, ma'am, you do.
因為 'Cause...
我原諒了他 I forgave him.
你知道嗎 And you know what?
跟他沒關系 是為了我自己 It ain't about him. I forgave him for me.
我想你也能做到 And I think that you're capable of doing something like that.
尤其是你并沒有被怎么樣 你個壞蛋 Especially seeing that nothing happened to you, you big turd!
試試嘛 So, come on.
放下吧 Freaking move on.
讓我們重歸于好 Let's just be friends again.
像以前一樣一起吃糖 We can eat candy,
互相教一些有的沒的 we could teach each other stuff about stuff, like we did.
我想你了 I miss you.
你在泡我嗎 You hitting on me?
不是 No!
但如果你需要的話 But you wish.
你知道嗎 絕食抗議的問題在于 You know, the problem with the hunger strike
我們的目的并不明確 was that we weren't focused.
但那是成大事和獲勝的關鍵 But that's why this is so great and could totally be successful.
我們只要向管理層講清楚 We just have to, like, clearly state to the administration
我們的訴求就可以了 what it is we want--
朱迪·金答應給我介紹一份工作 Judy King offered me a job.
真的嗎 She did?
她讓我出去以后打電話給她 Yeah, she said to call her when I get out of here,
她會為我引薦 and she'll hook me up.
她還說有我當助手是大廚們的幸運 She said any chef would be lucky to have me.
寶貝 我真為你驕傲 Baby, I'm so proud of you.
離夢想的小屋又近了一步 One step closer to that apartment.
斐濟 Then Fiji.
現在我們要先搞定監獄管理層 We'll just have to take down the prison administration first,
再來掌控世界 and then we'll be able to take over the world.
等等 你不會真的以為抗議有用吧 Wait, you don't think that protest is going to work, do you?
當然有用了 怎么會沒有 Of course, I do. Why wouldn't I?
我不知道 搞點閑事你就興奮 I don't know, you're excited to have a project.
閑事兒 這不是織毛衣好嗎 A project? This isn't knitting.
這事關社會變革和社會正義 非同小可 This is social change and justice. It's important.
但它絕對不可能在這種地方實現的 Absolutely, it just ain't gonna happen in this place.
還沒試過就放棄 我做不到 Well, I'm not willing to not try.
布魯克 這根本不重要好嗎 Brook, this isn't important, okay?
外面的世界 那才重要 Over there, outside all of this. That's what's important.
為什么要把力氣浪費在 Why waste your energy trying
開除一個不相干的人這種事情上呢 to get some dude who don't even matter fired,
說不定他們明天再調來一個 when they're gonna hire some
更爛的家伙 other guy tomorrow who'll probably be worse?
你是說我在乎的事情都毫無意義 You're telling me what I care about doesn't matter.
我意思是優越感把你變得太天真了 寶貝 I'm telling you... your privilege makes you naive, babe.
我寧愿天真也不要變成自私麻木的混蛋 I'd rather be naive than a selfish, jaded asshole.
寶貝 Baby.
-嘿 -我想靜靜 - Hey. - Leave me alone.
你說上周五就能出去 對吧 You said it would be last Friday, all right?
我一整天坐在這傻等 I sat around here waiting all day,
一遍遍練習獄警過來接我時的驚訝表情 practicing my surprise face for when the CO finally showed up,
然后呢 毛都沒有 and then... nothing!
我都告完別了 I did closure things.
"我想要你怎么樣" 我希望 "What do I expect"? Oh, look. What I expect...
當我的律師告訴我 is that my lawyer, when he tells me that I am...
具體某天我可以離開這個鬼地方的時候 getting out of this hellhole on a certain day,
不要再臨時變卦 that it is a done deal.
我無法想象這對我每小時花一千八 I cannot imagine that is too
請來的律師來說會是一件難事 much to ask from someone that I pay $1,800 an hour.
好吧 再用點兒心 親愛的 Well... try harder then, sugar!
寶貝 我們之間沒什么吧 Baby, is everything okay with us?
我也不知道 你最近好像很忙的樣子 Well, I don't know, it seems like you've been very busy lately.
對不起我錯過了探視 我的新娘 Look, I'm so sorry I missed visitation, my bride.
那天是小波的生日 他要我一定出席 But it was Paulie's birthday, and he really wanted me there,
我不得不去 三十歲大壽 and I had to go, 'cause it was the big 3-0, you know.
從此我們不再是孩子了 羅娜 and we ain't kids no more, Lorna.
三十而立 意義非凡 Thirty is, like, serious.
我們甚至喝了威士忌而不是啤酒 We even drank bourbon instead of beer.
我挺想你的 很想 Well, I missed you... a lot.
很想 很想 A lot, a lot.
這位小波是誰 Who is this, uh, Paulie, then?
你知道小波的 Oh, you know Paulie.
小波是從小和我一起長大的鄰居啊 Paulie, my, uh, buddy I grew up with from down the street.
哦 是那個斜視眼嗎 Oh! Oh, the one whose eye goes left instead of right?
不 不 不 那是小格 小波是牙醫 No, no, no, that's Greggy. Paulie is the dental hygienist.
他的眼睛很正常 His eyes are normal.
-我想我不認識他 -你會喜歡他的 - I don't think I know him. - You'd love him.
除了有時候他有點焦躁 Except sometimes, you know, he can get a little, uh, uptight,
當他看到你咀嚼硬東西時 uh, when he sees you chewing something tough
像是黃油奶糖和太妃糖之類的 like a caramel, like a taffy...
黃油奶糖 A caramel?
你現在愛吃黃油奶糖了 You like caramels now?
是的 雖然沒有以前那么愛了 Yeah, sure. Not any more than before, though.
我覺得我最愛的還是玉米味南瓜糖 I think my favorites are still candy corn pumpkins.
真的是黃油奶糖嗎 But, caramels?
我沒明白你的意思 I... I don't think I understand the question.
你知道還有誰喜歡吃黃油奶糖嗎 You know who else loves caramels?
弗朗辛 Francine.
好吧 我想我該記在 Okay, well, I guess I will jot
"弗朗辛的一切"那本冊子里 that down in my "Facts about Francine" Notebook.
親愛的 Um, anyway, my love,
你還記得我跟你說過的那個 you remember that, um, homeless guy I was telling you about
舔棉花糖的流浪漢嗎 who sucks on cotton balls?
我們叫他棉花糖浪子 We all call him hobo marshmallows--
我不是傻逼好嗎 I'm not stupid, you know.
幾周前我就知道了 I've known for weeks.
你不可能轉移我的視線 不可能 You're not pulling any wool over these eyes. No, sir.
我他媽的真不知道你在說些什么 I have no fucking idea what you're talking about.
我是在說你掏出雞巴 I'm talking about you pulling your dick out of your pants
去插我妹妹 and sticking it in my sister!
什么 她說是你讓她跟我出去玩的 What? She said you told her to hang out with me,
你希望我們能成為家人 that you want us to be a family.
相信我 Well, believe me,
如果我知道她是個婊子我根本不會讓她去 I wouldn't have asked her to do that if I knew she was a whore!
我 等等 I, uh... Wait.
你真的以為我會做這種事嗎 羅娜 You really think I would do that to you, Lorna?
我不知道你有什么能耐 I don't know what you're capable of,
你這個騙子 酒鬼 吃焦糖的人 you lying cheater, bourbon drinker, caramel eater...
我的天哪 Oh, my God!
我的天哪 你瘋了 Oh, my God, you're crazy.
不不不不不 No, no, no, no, no.
少跟我來這一套 Don't you dare do that.
你在掌控對話 You're manipulatin' the conversation,
我知道...我知道這個把戲 I know... I know this trick.
這跟我沒關系 我沒發瘋 This ain't about me. I'm not the crazy one.
我神志很清楚 I know what I know.
至于你 維斯·穆喬 And you, Vincent Muccio...
你不是個好人 are not a good man.
對不起 我手滑 Sorry, sweaty hands.
你在這里 謝天謝地 Oh, you're here. Thank God!
我又來了 請你幫個忙 Once again, I have a favor to ask.
我知道 我來了又來 現在又來了 I know, I ask and I ask, and here I am again.
把我當做監獄里的牛皮癬吧 Think of me as your prison psoriasis.
我能在這打個盹嗎 山姆 拜托 Can I take a nap in here, Sam? Please?
該死的皮斯科特拉 That fucking Piscatella won't
不讓我睡覺 我的視線都模糊了 let me sleep and my vision is getting blurry.
我很同情你 I'm sorry to hear that.
山姆 怎么了 Sam, what's wrong?
紅媽 你什么時候進來的 Red... when did you get here?
看著我 Look at me.
我不知道你是怎么了 I don't know what's going on with you,
但你得振作點 but you need to get yourself together.
聽到了嗎 You hear me?
現在不是自怨自艾的時候 This is no time to feel sorry for yourself.
回家洗個澡 然后再回來 Go home, take a shower, and get back here.
你還有家 所以還不會太糟 You have a home, so it can't be that bad.
你現在可不能出狀況 You don't get to have a crisis right now.
我們需要你 明白嗎 We need you, understand?
好的 我這就回家 Okay. I'll go home.
好吧 Okay.
那我們就在這坐坐吧 We'll sit here then.
我想我知道這是為了什么而打的 So I guess I know what that's about.
我們現在沒事了吧 We good now?
是啊 我們沒事了 因為她沒事了 Oh, yeah, we're good, because she's good.
但如果你再敢傷害她 But if you ever hurt her again,
我是說如果你再這樣傷害她的感情 I mean if you even so much as hurt her feelings,
你就死定了 you're fucking dead.
-我說真的 死定了 -明白 -I mean it, literally, dead. - Got it.
你對于我來說還是個強奸犯 You are still a rapist in my book.
你沒做錯什么 You didn't fuck up, you didn't make a mistake.
你是個該死的強奸犯 You're a fucking rapist!
順便一提 你的屁股光著看起來真不錯 Oh, your ass looks really great naked, by the way.
我猜我們就是這樣才牽手的吧 I guess this is how we hold hands.
-我很想你 -我也想你 小帕 - I missed you. - I missed you, too, Pipes.
但是我想的是這樣的你 不是發瘋的你 But this you, not the other galvanized-lunatic you.
我喜歡你說話下流的時候 I love it when you talk dirty.
你薯片吃到臉上了 You got chips on your face.
我希望她... I hope she does that...
再做一次 again!
我們真的應該開始收錢了 We should really start charging.
你們欠我們一美金 Hey! You owe us a dollar.
是四美金 Four dollars!
一個奶子一美金 One dollar per titty!
就按這個價 That's the rate!
我恨監獄 I hate prison.
天哪 一個陰道兩美金 Oh, my God, two dollars per vagina.
陰道要額外收費 It's extra money for vagina.
我需要一把梳子 I need a brush.
來吧 Come on.
好了 姑娘們 游戲時間結束了 Okay, ladies, play time is over.
這不是游戲時間 是在做生意 This ain't play time, it's business.
我們真幸運 Well, lucky for us,
對于你們在這里搞什么鬼 that we could all have different definitions
我們都可以各持己見 for whatever the hell it is that you do in here.
因為這里是美國 滾出去 'Cause it's America. Out!
如果你有意見 或者你 你... And if you got a problem, or you, or you...
可以讓瑪利亞等會來找我談 you could tell Maria to come and talk to me later.
好嗎 All right?
尊重一下長輩 滾出去 Respect your elders, and get the fuck out!
還有你 別再做傻事了 聽見了嗎 And you, don't do nothing stupid. You hear me?
-你別嚇唬我了 -那你比看上去還蠢 - You don't scare me. - Then you're dumber than you look.
好了 All right.
我們要在這干什么 What are we gonna do here?
我不知道它是否還形狀完好 I don't know if it's still in good shape.
我們來看看吧 Well, let's see.
也許我們需要梳理一下什么的 Maybe we... need some brush or something.
它們以前被在那邊的抽屜里 Uh, they used to be in the drawer over there.
我不需要你的同情 I don't need your pity.
很好 Good.
因為我也沒打算同情你 'Cause I ain't got none to give.
我們要試試嗎 Should we try this?
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你好 老兄 Hey, man.
你好 Hey.
我還以為這里是我的秘密午餐地 I thought this was my secret lunch spot.
看來不是 Guess not.
你還好嗎 You all right?
介意我坐下嗎 Cool if I sit?
外面簡直太瘋狂了 對嗎 It's crazy shit out there, huh?
是的 Yeah.
你怎么了 What's up with you?
你覺得這個地方改變了你嗎 Do you think this place changes you?
是總體上的 還是我自身的改變 Like, in general? Or me, personally?
你自身的 You, personally?
我沒感覺到 Not that I noticed.
只是個工作 不是嗎 Just a job, right?
我差點讓一個犯人給我擼了一發 I almost got a hand job from an inmate.
我還是違法投運內褲計劃的成員 And I was part of an illegal panty-smuggling scheme.
不是吧 No shit.
這不好笑 It's not funny.
是啊 Nah.
當然不 Of course.
我只是... Yeah, I just...
聽你這么說 你懂的 Coming from you, you know.
所以你從來沒受到誘惑嗎 So you've never been tempted?
沒有 Nah.
不能說有過 Can't say that I have.
抱歉 老兄 Sorry, buddy.
就是這個 Hey, hey, hey. This is the one.
就在這里 Right here.
好好干 小巴 Let it rip, Bax.
加油 再扔一個 給那個蠢貨點顏色看看 Come on, do another! Let that asswipe have it.
沒人能開除巴克斯特·貝利 No one fires Baxter Bayley.
沒錯 沒人能開除巴克斯特·貝利 Yeah, no one fires Baxter Bayley!
你們認為這種第三人稱射擊對我有效嗎 You guys think the third-person thing works for me?
老兄 扔吧 加油 Dude, throw it! Yeah, come on!
伙計們 有車來了 You guys, a car's coming.
該死 Shit.
剩下的那些雞蛋怎么辦 What are we gonna do with the rest of them?
我們可不是來做煎蛋卷的 Well, we ain't making omelets.
{an8}歡迎 本社區實行鄰里監督
中頭獎了 Oh, jackpot.
老兄 別靠近 他們也許會殺了我們的 Dude, don't get too close. They might murder us or something.
大伙準備好彈藥了嗎 Dude, is everyone armed?
聽我數 一 二 三 On my count. One, two, three!
你打中她了 You nailed her!
你覺得這很搞笑嗎 You think that's funny?
你他媽個龜孫子 You redneck piece of shit asshole!
我他媽也是個人好嗎 I'm a fucking human being!
干得漂亮 我們走 Yeah, boys. Cheers, boys. Let's go.
我們不需要 We don't want any.
喝啤酒還是白酒 看情況再說 Hey, Beer Can, or Wine Glass, as the case may be.
-你喝醉了嗎 -干嘛 你想占我便宜嗎 - Are you drunk? - Why, you want to take advantage of me?
進來 Come in.
我不進去了 我只是想說 I shouldn't stay. I just wanted to say that...
對不起 I'm sorry.
這是個不可能完成的工作 This is an impossible job.
你之前在努力 我不該隨便評判你 You were trying, and I shouldn't have judged you.
他們把你也搞垮了 是嗎 They broke you, too, huh?
我猜是的 I guess.
來吧 Come on.
和我喝杯紅酒 念在舊情分的面上 Have a glass of wine with me, for... old time's sake.
我真的該回去了 I should really be getting back.
現在事情有點混亂 Things are a little chaotic right now.
好吧 Right.
你大概要忙著準備 You're probably busy prepping
迎接那些要新來的人 for all those new bodies headed your way.
-她們來幾個月了 -不 我是說下一輪 - They've been there for months. - No, I mean the next round.
要來填滿你造的那個超級宿舍 The ones who will fill that superdorm you're building.
我和世紀挑戰公司基建部的瑪吉關系很好 I'm tight with Margie from Infrastructure at MCC,
她都和我說了 she was telling me all about it.
太亂來了 What a shit show.
我真的抱歉這些破事落到你頭上 I'm sorry that mess fell in your lap.
更多的犯人 More inmates?
拜托 喬 你不會 Come on, Joe, you didn't
不知道他們想往那地方 know that they were trying to stuff that place
能塞多少就塞多少人嗎 with as many bodies as it could hold?
這幫混蛋 Fuckers!
你確定你不想進來嗎 You sure you don't wanna come in?
我有女朋友 I have a girlfriend.
一個古怪 謊話連篇 隨身帶槍 A weird, lying, gun-toting,
控制欲強 一起工作的女朋友 manipulative, corporate girlfriend.
基建部的瑪吉告訴過我了 Margie from Infrastructure told me.
來吧 Come on.
我們就...聊天 We'll just... talk.
我可擅長聊天了 I'm a really great talker.
聊天 Talking...
聊天聽起來不錯 Talking sounds nice.
-你和你丈夫通話了嗎 -當然 - Did you get your hubby on the phone? - Oh, sure.
挺好的 就是很好 Yeah, it was great, just great.
我不想你們來批判我 I don't want you guys to go judging...
因為我知道這一切發生很快 但是 ...'cause we know it's fast, but...
我們準備要個孩子了 we're gonna start trying to have a baby.
小事情 但這不是 Small thing, but isn't that, uh,
不是件容易的事 isn't that going to be hard,
考慮到這要活塞運動才能實現 considering penis in vagina needs to happen?
真愛會找到辦法的 Love will find a way.
過來 Come here.
肯定可以的 It sure will, kid.
-我看到了 -啥 - I saw that. - What?
我的上帝 God save us all.
你們又開始做愛了 You're fucking again.
不 我們只是 No, we're just...
-同伴 -對 - Companions. - Yeah.
同伴 Companions.
"同伴" 他們這么叫的 "Companions". That's what they're called.
你們兩個 Oh, you guys...
犯人 Inmate!
拜托 Please...
讓我睡個二十分鐘 let me sleep for 20 minutes.
這太不人道了 This is inhumane.
監獄本來就不是建的有人道的 犯人 Prison wasn't built on humanity, inmate.
聽著 Listen up!
這里一切太松散 要我說的話 Things have been pretty lax around here, if you ask me.
太松散 以至于我們的一個警衛 So lax, in fact, that one of my men
在監獄內被你們中的一個人殺了 was murdered on prison property by one of you.
看來似乎在這過程中 It seems that, somewhere along the way,
這里每個人都忘記了只有一件事是重要的 everyone around here forgot the only thing that matters.
你們是罪犯 你們什么都不配 You're criminals, and you deserve nothing.
如果你們想要我把你們一個個都懲治一遍 And if I have to make an example out of each and every one of you
讓這個地方重回秩序 to get this place back in order...
我很樂意 well, that will be my pleasure.
回去工作 Get to work.
-你他媽有什么毛病 -不要管 犯人 - What the fuck is wrong with you? - Stay out of this, inmate.
-我沒事 -當然沒事 - I'm all right. - 'Course you are.
確保她開始干活 不要讓她坐下來 Make sure she starts working. Don't let her sit down.
我們也來 操他媽的 Come on, fuck this!
我們需要叫后援嗎 Hey, should we call for backup?
對不起 寶貝 I'm sorry, baby.
我們哪也不去 除非你不在這工作了 We are not going to move until you no longer work at this prison.
沒錯 Yeah.
餐廳需要后援 現在立刻 We need backup in the cafeteria, now!
每個人都過來 Every man we have.
我們就站在這 什么也不做 We're not going to do anything other than stand here.
你不需要更多的人 你只要辭職 You don't need more men, you just need to resign.
-開始清場 -是的 長官 - Start clearing. - Yes, sir.
-把他們從這里趕走 -快給我下來 - Clear 'em off. - Come on, get down!
-不不不 -下來 - No, no, no... - Hey! Get down.
我做了壞事 No, I did a bad thing!
我做了壞事 我做了壞事 我做了壞事 I did a bad thing! I did a bad thing! I did a bad thing!
我做了壞事 I did a bad thing!
-下來 -我做了壞事 - Get down! - I did a bad thing!
我做了壞事 I did a bad thing.
我做了...很壞 很壞 很壞 I did a bad... Bad! Bad! Bad!
貝利 把那該死的 Bayley! Get that fucking
禽獸現在就弄走 帶她去精神病區 animal out of here, now. Get her to Psych!
很壞 很壞 很壞 很壞 Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!
-不不不 -很壞 很壞 - No, no, no. - Bad! Bad!
不 不要 讓我和她說句話 Hey, no, don't. Just let me talk to her!
很壞 很壞 很壞 Bad! Bad! Bad!
-不要動 犯人 -拜托 我想幫忙 - Hey! Stay down, inmate! - No, come on, man, I'm trying to help.
-她不知道自己在干什么 -下來 - She don't know what she's doing. - Get off!
好了 下來 不要 All right, let's get down. No. No!
-下來 快點 -我什么都沒 - Get down. Come on. - I'm not doing--
媽的 好疼 Oh, fuck, it hurts.
把你的腳從我身上拿開 Get your foot off me, man!
放開我 Get off of me!
皮斯科特拉 皮斯科特拉 Piscatella! Piscatella!
快幫我 Help me!
我很壞 我很壞 我很壞 我很壞 I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad!
快點 走 快點 不要碰我 Come on. Let's go, come on. Don't touch me, man!
-小珀 小珀 -快點 - P! P! - Come on.
我做了 我做了壞事 I did a... I did a bad thing!
我做了壞 我做了 我做了 I did a bad... I did it! I did it!
我做了 I did it!
快叫醫生過來 Someone call a medic.