1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:02,000 大家字幕組 2 00:00:05,190 --> 00:00:09,820 翻譯：凱莉 小雨 阿竹 翻譯：好麗友 亭子 碧哥 3 00:00:09,820 --> 00:00:14,450 軸：Jereau 壓制：冰島 校對：蘋果酒 4 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:17,200 副總統 第五季 第十集 (季終) 5 00:00:17,280 --> 00:00:18,820 邁克! 邁克! 邁克! Mike! Mike! Mike! 6 00:00:17,580 --> 00:00:20,200 國會票選平局次日晨 7 00:00:17,580 --> 00:00:20,200 距參議院投票還有1天 8 00:00:17,580 --> 00:00:20,200 上午 9:02 9 00:00:18,900 --> 00:00:20,040 總統會對國會投票這一事 Mike, will the president 10 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:21,720 發表聲明嗎? be making a statement about the House vote? 11 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:24,540 不 總統現在不會對此事發表聲明 No, the president will not be making a statement at this time. 12 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:26,500 即使她對結果表示失望 While she was disappointed in the result, 13 00:00:26,940 --> 00:00:28,900 她仍然很欣慰我國有如此健全有力的民主選舉 she was thrilled to watch democracy in action. 14 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:31,640 這種事在俄羅斯可不會發生 I mean, the chances of this happening in Russia, nyet. 15 00:00:32,820 --> 00:00:35,160 如果湯姆·詹姆斯勝過蒙特茲議員 Mike, if Tom James wins against Senator Montez 16 00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:36,620 成為了總統的話 in the Senate and becomes president, 17 00:00:36,700 --> 00:00:37,780 總統梅耶會考慮... will President Meyer consider... 18 00:00:37,860 --> 00:00:39,460 我得打斷你 Okay, let me cut you off right there. 19 00:00:39,940 --> 00:00:42,900 賽琳娜·梅耶不會考慮再做副總統 Selina Meyer is not interested in becoming vice president again. 20 00:00:42,980 --> 00:00:44,600 這份職務不在她的考慮范圍之內 That job is in her rearview mirror. 21 00:00:44,660 --> 00:00:46,280 我以我的名聲起誓 I stake my reputation on this. 22 00:00:46,420 --> 00:00:50,000 賽琳娜·梅耶永遠不會再做副總統 Selina Meyer will never be vice president ever, ever again. 23 00:00:51,100 --> 00:00:52,680 湯姆 直說吧 So, Tom, let's be real. 24 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:55,150 湯姆 詹姆斯辦公室 25 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:55,150 距參議員投票還有1天 26 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:55,160 上午 9:23 27 00:00:53,340 --> 00:00:55,160 你很可能成為意外總統[副總統因總統遭彈劾/辭職/死亡而接替總統] You're gonna be an accidental president. 28 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:57,440 禿子笑和尚[瑟琳娜也是意外總統] Pot, kettle. 29 00:00:57,900 --> 00:01:00,640 為了盡可能順利地 I'm here to offer my help 30 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:04,320 度過這個權利轉換的過程 in making this transition of power 31 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:05,680 我來貢獻我自己的力量 as smooth as possible 32 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:10,000 加入你的內閣 by joining your administration. 33 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:12,980 奇怪啊 我也這么想 Well, strangely enough, I was thinking along the same lines. 34 00:01:13,060 --> 00:01:15,080 太棒了 我告訴你我要什么 Okay, fantastic. I'll tell you what I want. 35 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:16,980 國務卿 I want secretary of state 36 00:01:17,320 --> 00:01:18,740 至少這樣吧 'cause I think that's the least you can do. 37 00:01:18,820 --> 00:01:21,400 我想的是副總統 I was thinking vice president. 38 00:01:22,060 --> 00:01:24,620 這真的是最低要求了 That's literally the least you can do. 39 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:27,000 我就想要國務卿 And I really want secretary of state. 40 00:01:27,080 --> 00:01:29,840 - 副總統 - 就國務卿吧 - Vice president. - Come on, secretary of state. 41 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:33,060 副總統賽琳娜·梅耶多耳熟能詳啊 Vice President Meyer's got a nice familiar ring to it. 42 00:01:33,140 --> 00:01:34,580 才沒有 No, it doesn't. 43 00:01:34,660 --> 00:01:36,160 副總統 不要就算了 Vice president, take it or leave it. 44 00:01:36,240 --> 00:01:40,120 就算是你就職典禮前面的山坡上 I wouldn't be your veep if there were a grassy knoll 45 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:43,360 長滿像朱迪·福斯特粉絲一樣的殺手小天使 full of Jodie Foster fans in the front row 46 00:01:40,780 --> 00:01:44,860 朱迪 福斯特一粉絲曾試圖刺殺里根總統以取得偶像注意 47 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:44,800 我都不會做你副總統 at your inauguration. 48 00:01:45,340 --> 00:01:46,220 那就算了 That's a leave it. 49 00:01:46,620 --> 00:01:48,760 我寧愿讓喬治·華盛頓從墓里爬出來 General George Washington could climb 50 00:01:48,860 --> 00:01:52,640 我每天舔他爛掉的木頭屁眼兩次 out of his grave right now and I would rather eat out 51 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:56,100 也不愿意做湯姆的狗屁副總統 his zombified wooden asshole twice a day 52 00:01:56,520 --> 00:01:58,920 什么狗屁位置我都不要 than be his vice fucking-- fucking anything! 53 00:01:59,060 --> 00:02:01,120 那副總統這條路就先放放 Okay, let's put a pin in the VP for now. 54 00:02:03,140 --> 00:02:04,980 - 逗我呢? - 早上好 女士 - Seriously? - Morning, ma'am. 55 00:02:05,060 --> 00:02:07,720 叫醒邁克 或者算了 反正醒不醒都一樣 Will somebody wake up Mike? Or not. What's the difference? 56 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:11,800 女士 昨晚我做了一個總統政績的統計 Ma'am, last night I ran a flash poll on presidential scholars. 57 00:02:11,900 --> 00:02:15,380 你被評為第四十三位最杰出的總統 They have rated you the 43rd most effective president ever. 58 00:02:15,640 --> 00:02:17,020 - 總共有多少位? - 四十四 - Out of how many? - Kent: 44. 59 00:02:17,180 --> 00:02:18,920 您排在詹姆斯·布坎南前面 You were right ahead of James Buchanan, 60 00:02:18,980 --> 00:02:20,900 他因引發了內戰受人詬病 who many feel caused the Civil War. 61 00:02:20,980 --> 00:02:23,300 肯特 下次你決定從菊花進來的時候 Kent, can you give a girl some warning next time 62 00:02:23,380 --> 00:02:24,860 給人家個提醒先吧? before you jam it in the back door? 63 00:02:25,020 --> 00:02:26,060 數據不做提醒的 女士 Data gives no warning, ma'am. 64 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:28,780 馬喬里和凱瑟琳有可能結婚嗎? Any chance Marjorie and Catherine want to get married? 65 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:30,640 看吧 第一場白宮女同性戀婚禮 There you go, first White House lesbian wedding. 66 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:31,700 這會讓你載入史冊的 That'll get you in the history books. 67 00:02:31,780 --> 00:02:34,020 我受不了木吉他的聲音了[偏見認為蕾絲邊大多彈吉他] Oh, God. I can't take that much acoustic guitar. 68 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:37,040 我們還是要 What we have to do 69 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:39,760 解放西藏 is we have to make Tibet happen. 70 00:02:39,980 --> 00:02:41,380 這才能成就我的輝煌 That's what's gonna be my legacy. 71 00:02:41,460 --> 00:02:43,880 賽琳娜·梅耶 解放了西藏的女人 Selina Meyer, the woman who freed Tibet. 72 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:44,900 女士 我們已經兩個星期 Ma'am, we've been in radio 73 00:02:44,980 --> 00:02:46,960 沒有和中方進行通話了 silence with the Chinese for the last two weeks. 74 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:48,180 我們干嘛不能直接 Well, then why don't we 75 00:02:48,260 --> 00:02:51,280 塞幾艘戰艦到中國南邊那堆海里去? send warships out into the South China Seas? 76 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:54,540 - 就叫南海 - 我要我的諾貝爾和平獎! - Sea. - I want my Nobel Peace Prize! 77 00:02:57,500 --> 00:02:58,400 我的輝煌! Legacy! 78 00:03:00,340 --> 00:03:02,180 輝煌的會議結束了 Legacy meeting adjourned. 79 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:05,960 上帝 我的電話要被電視臺的邀約給撐炸了 God, my phone is blowing up with these TV offers. 80 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:07,220 我覺得我需要一個經紀人 Think I'm gonna need an agent, you know, 81 00:03:07,300 --> 00:03:09,340 重新打造一個更加高端的丹·伊根品牌 someone who can take the Dan Egan brand to the next level. 82 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:10,840 戈培爾自殺了真是可惜[納粹德國宣傳部長] Too bad Goebbels killed himself. 83 00:03:12,020 --> 00:03:12,900 我是從羅斯福以來 The only president 84 00:03:12,980 --> 00:03:15,060 第二個坐著小編的總統[羅斯福長期依賴輪椅] to pee sitting down since FDR. 85 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:17,220 這他媽就算我最大的業績了 是不是 Is that gonna be my legacy, Ben? Is it? 86 00:03:17,380 --> 00:03:20,180 我尿多的時候也坐著小便 Well, I pee sitting down sometimes if it's gonna be a longy. 87 00:03:20,260 --> 00:03:22,220 我們必須要把西藏這事搞定 Okay, we've got to make Tibet happen. 88 00:03:22,500 --> 00:03:24,580 通過卡塔爾人去協商 好嗎? Go through the Qataris, okay? 89 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:25,860 我相信現在肯定有一堆卡塔爾人 I bet there are a dozen of 90 00:03:25,940 --> 00:03:27,500 在喬治城的四季酒店里 them right now at the Georgetown Four Seasons. 91 00:03:27,740 --> 00:03:29,560 或者去蘭博基尼店里找找 Go to a Lamborghini dealership, you know? 92 00:03:29,640 --> 00:03:32,340 或者有妓女的地方找 這些人估計知道路子 Wherever they have prostitutes. These guys could help you. 93 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:36,460 你的牛逼光榮榜我弄完了 I'm finished with your brag wall. 94 00:03:36,620 --> 00:03:38,620 你和華盛頓精英們的合照都在這了 All the photos of you with the Washington elite. 95 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:40,730 有沒有總統不吼我的 Are there any pictures where the president isn't yelling at me? 96 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:41,980 我估計全宇宙 As far as I can tell, 97 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:43,960 都找不出一張了 no such picture exists in the known universe. 98 00:03:44,020 --> 00:03:46,700 我們得招進來幾個養眼的 Oh, also, we got to get some eye candy in here. 99 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:48,280 雇幾個性感實習生 You know, hire some hot interns. 100 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:50,620 杰夫舅舅從新罕布什爾送來了一堆簡歷 Oh, Uncle Jeff sent a bunch of resumes from New Hampshire. 101 00:03:50,820 --> 00:03:52,680 有一個是一張酒吧餐巾紙上寫著個號碼 One of them was a phone number on a bar napkin. 102 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:55,520 不 新罕布什爾州都是那種 No, New Hampshire is just a fancy word for "It's cold outside, 103 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:57,500 - "外邊冷 所以我沒刮陰毛"的女人 - 我記下來了 - so I don't shave my pubes." - I'm writing that down. 104 00:03:57,620 --> 00:03:59,920 - 重點從天氣暖和的州招人好嗎? - 議員先生... - Focus on the warm-weather states, okay? - Congressman... 105 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:02,520 我有種預感 你將要成就一番偉業 I have a feeling you're gonna do some really great things. 106 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:03,960 我有點餓了 你能馬上找個說客 I'm getting kind of hungry. Do you think you could find 107 00:04:04,020 --> 00:04:05,880 請我吃個午飯嗎? a lobbyist to take me out to lunch short notice? 108 00:04:06,220 --> 00:04:08,360 找大型制藥公司 他們建了棕櫚島度假中心 Try for Big Pharma. I hear they do The Palm. 109 00:04:08,940 --> 00:04:11,440 總統女士 不得不說 Madam President, I'm afraid to tell you 110 00:04:09,140 --> 00:04:12,200 參議院投票日 111 00:04:09,140 --> 00:04:12,190 與阿里 賈法爾大使會面 112 00:04:09,140 --> 00:04:12,200 上午 8:37 113 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:14,240 現在您已不再掌權 that the Chinese are rather nervous about moving forward 114 00:04:14,300 --> 00:04:16,960 恐怕中國人無意進一步與您就西藏問題進行洽談 with Tibet now that you're out of power. 115 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:20,860 我沒有不掌權... 根本沒有 I am not out of power and... at all. 116 00:04:21,180 --> 00:04:24,820 還沒有正式宣布 This has not, in fact, been formally announced yet, 117 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:27,200 但我會繼續在職... but I will be continuing on... 118 00:04:28,280 --> 00:04:29,120 ...作為 ...as 119 00:04:32,020 --> 00:04:33,460 作為副總統 as vice president. 120 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:37,600 湯姆·詹姆斯昨天提供的職位 Tom James offered it yesterday. 121 00:04:37,740 --> 00:04:40,140 其實更像是并列總統 It's really more of a copresident position. 122 00:04:40,220 --> 00:04:41,440 - 是不是 本? - 當然 - Wouldn't you agree with that, Ben? - Sure. 123 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:43,160 而且只跟你一個人講 And between you and me, 124 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:46,500 湯姆·詹姆斯不太健康 Tom James could be healthier, I have to say. 125 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:49,300 - 真的? - 是的 他有點 你懂的... - Oh? - Yeah, he's a bit of a, you know... 126 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:53,140 我猜這對中國肯定大有益處 Well, I suspect this will be of great interest to the Chinese. 127 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:55,700 太棒了 非常感謝 謝謝你 Great. Thank you very much. Yes, thank you. 128 00:04:55,860 --> 00:04:57,220 對了 不能碰觸女士 Oh, right, no touchy the ladies. 129 00:04:57,300 --> 00:04:59,280 不不 沒關系 這是私人事宜 Oh, no, no. It's fine. It's private. 130 00:04:59,620 --> 00:05:01,320 別讓我們國家那些瘋子知道就行 Just don't let the lunatics back home know. 131 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:05,000 快點 本 我們走吧 All right, come on, Ben, let's go. 132 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:06,380 - 好的 女士 - 這簡直要完 - Yes, ma'am. - This is gonna suck. 133 00:05:07,700 --> 00:05:09,040 等下 我得先去個地方 Hang on, I need to make a stop. 134 00:05:10,180 --> 00:05:11,940 - 總統女士 - 副總統在里面嗎? - Madam President. - Is the vice president in? 135 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:13,220 不 他在參議院投票 No, he's at the Senate for the vote. 136 00:05:28,380 --> 00:05:29,540 好吧 我可以的 Okay, I can do this. 137 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:33,560 - 賽琳娜·梅耶 見到你真愉快 - 湯姆 - Selina Meyer. What a delight. - Tom. 138 00:05:33,620 --> 00:05:36,060 我有好消息 Um, I've got good news. 139 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:39,500 - 我已經決定... - 別 別說 - I have decided to... - No, don't tell me. 140 00:05:39,780 --> 00:05:42,310 你已經決定分毫不剩地 You have decided to throw away 141 00:05:42,380 --> 00:05:44,500 拋棄所有的尊嚴 every last shred of dignity you have 142 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:46,360 接受我給你的副總統一職嗎? and accept my offer of the vice presidency. 143 00:05:47,220 --> 00:05:49,760 我... 我想是的 沒錯 I... I guess so, yeah. 144 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:50,960 聽你這樣說 我很高興 I'm delighted to hear it. 145 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:53,840 - 謝謝 - 別擔心 - Thank you. - I don't want you to worry. 146 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:56,900 你可不會是個普普通通的副總統 You are not just gonna be any vice president. 147 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:00,200 你將成為我的搭檔... You're gonna be a partner... 148 00:06:00,820 --> 00:06:03,760 還是我內閣中不可或缺的一份子 and a very important part of my administration. 149 00:06:03,860 --> 00:06:06,460 - 我操你媽的 - 不 我講正經的 - You're a motherfucker. - No, I'm serious. I'm serious. 150 00:06:06,660 --> 00:06:09,460 你將成為... 你會是我們團隊的一份子 You're gonna be... you know, you're gonna be part of the team. 151 00:06:09,540 --> 00:06:11,210 - 你有資格出席每一場會議 - 好的 - You're gonna be at every meeting. - Okay. 152 00:06:11,420 --> 00:06:13,080 這就像是一個晦氣的土撥鼠日 It's like a shitty Groundhog Day. 153 00:06:13,300 --> 00:06:14,960 國家對你感激不盡 Your country thanks you. 154 00:06:15,020 --> 00:06:17,310 雷伯恩大樓 新罕布什爾州 155 00:06:15,020 --> 00:06:17,310 國會議員 喬納 瑞安辦公室 156 00:06:15,980 --> 00:06:17,080 瑞安國會議員辦公室 Congressman Ryan's office. 157 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:18,620 - 瑞安國會議員辦公室 - 你好 - Congressman Ryan's office. - Hello. 158 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:19,840 - 先生 早上好 - 早上好 - Morning, sir. - Morning. 159 00:06:19,940 --> 00:06:22,240 - 早上好 先生 - 瑞安國會議員辦公室 - Morning, sir. - Congressman Ryan's office. 160 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:23,840 理查德 這些是誰? Richard, who are these dudes? 161 00:06:23,980 --> 00:06:26,220 - 新的實習生 - 什么? - Oh, these are the new interns. - What? 162 00:06:26,300 --> 00:06:28,260 那是柯爾特 弗吉尼亞大學畢業 玩過長曲棍球 That's Colt. He's from UVA. Played lacrosse. 163 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:30,800 理查德 我讓你招的是性感實習生 Richard, I told you to get hot interns. 164 00:06:30,880 --> 00:06:32,020 先生 根據客觀標準 Sir, by any objective standards, 165 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:34,700 柯爾特 布蘭德和梅森都超級性感 無可非議啊 Colt, Brady, and Mason are unequivocally hot, not not. 166 00:06:34,780 --> 00:06:38,260 性感實習生是指妹子 你他媽怎能能不懂這個? Hot interns means girls. How the fuck do you not know that? 167 00:06:38,340 --> 00:06:40,600 先生 打擾一下 給您沖了一杯拿鐵 Excuse me, sir. I made you a latte. 168 00:06:41,700 --> 00:06:42,600 謝謝 Uh, thank you. 169 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:46,580 這咖啡簡直太贊了 Mmm, oh, my God, this coffee is exceptional. 170 00:06:46,780 --> 00:06:47,400 謝謝 Thanks. 171 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:51,380 - 我們能留下他嗎? - 當然可以 - Can we please keep him? - Yeah, absolutely. 172 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:53,160 嗨 柯爾特 歡迎加入瑞安團隊 Hey, Colt, welcome to team Ryan. 173 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:54,900 我希望你們習慣兩件事 I want you guys to get used to two things... 174 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:56,520 白天在國會山奮勇廝殺 killing it daily on the Hill 175 00:06:56,580 --> 00:06:58,720 晚上還能精液四射 and nights rated PG-squirteen. 176 00:06:58,840 --> 00:07:00,380 - 錢妹兩不誤 - 錢妹兩不誤 - Baller. - Baller. 177 00:07:00,460 --> 00:07:01,620 - 錢妹兩不誤 - 錢妹兩不誤 - Baller. - Baller. 178 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:05,080 副總統選舉馬上就要開始了 We are moments away from the Senate vote 179 00:07:05,140 --> 00:07:06,160 參議院將在 for vice president between 180 00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:08,560 湯姆·詹姆斯和勞拉·蒙特茲議員之間做出選擇 Senator Tom James and Senator Laura Montez. 181 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:10,910 詹姆斯VS蒙特茲 歷史性的投票 182 00:07:08,700 --> 00:07:10,900 當然 由于總統一職空缺 And, of course, with the presidency vacant, 183 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:13,580 投票勝出的一方將成為總統 the winner of this vote will assume the presidency. 184 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:16,660 陸主席 我很欣慰 Well, President Lu, I'm very glad 185 00:07:16,740 --> 00:07:18,020 我們能夠達成一致 that we've come to an agreement 186 00:07:18,100 --> 00:07:20,360 我也對于能夠在接下來的 and I'm exceptionally glad 187 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,990 四年里繼續與您合作感到十分高興 that we're gonna have another four years of working together. 188 00:07:23,300 --> 00:07:24,860 能夠同詹姆斯議員共事 President Lu is particularly 189 00:07:24,920 --> 00:07:27,880 陸主席也非常高興 happy to work alongside Senator James. 190 00:07:28,340 --> 00:07:30,710 他聽說他是個真正的政治家 He hears he's quite the statesman. 191 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:34,680 他湊合吧 當然這只是個玩笑 Statesman-ish, which is a joke, of course. 192 00:07:34,760 --> 00:07:35,500 - 女士? - 怎么了? - Ma'am? - What? 193 00:07:35,780 --> 00:07:37,920 得去看看參議院的情況了 We've got to see what's going on in the Senate right away. 194 00:07:38,280 --> 00:07:39,020 你逗我吧 You're kidding. 195 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:41,340 不好意思 陸主席 Forgive me, President Lu, 196 00:07:41,420 --> 00:07:43,240 恐怕我得離開去參加 but I'm afraid I have to go and attend to 197 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:46,440 我國參議院正在進行的選舉了 the vote that is happening right now in our Senate. 198 00:07:46,740 --> 00:07:48,920 您可以在電視上 But feel free to follow along on the television 199 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:52,400 或通過你們安插在白宮各個角落里的 or perhaps on one of the many bugs 200 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:54,180 某個竊聽器上收看 請自便 that you've planted throughout the White House. 201 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:57,200 - 洛厄爾先生 - 詹姆斯議員 - Mr. Lowell. - Senator James. 202 00:07:54,530 --> 00:07:57,490 詹姆斯 203 00:07:54,530 --> 00:07:57,490 蒙特茲 204 00:07:57,280 --> 00:07:58,940 我們情況怎么樣? Jesus Christ. What have we got? 205 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:00,960 形勢比我們想的嚴峻 女士 湯姆才領先了兩票 It's tighter than we thought, ma'am. Tom up by two. 206 00:08:01,260 --> 00:08:02,840 - 什么? - 默里先生 - What? - Mr. Murray. 207 00:08:03,320 --> 00:08:05,200 - 蒙特茲議員 - 一票了 - Senator Montez. - Up by one. 208 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:07,700 - 湯姆 這是怎么了? - 我不知道 我... - Tom, what's going on in here? - I don't know, I... 209 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:09,300 蒙特茲議員 Senator Montez. 210 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:11,340 - 操你媽的! - 納爾遜沒投給你? - You motherfucker! - Nelson voted against you? 211 00:08:11,420 --> 00:08:13,540 但納爾遜是你的骨灰級支持者啊 伙計 But Nelson is your protégé, man. 212 00:08:13,620 --> 00:08:15,100 快打電話給納爾遜... Get Nelson on the phone right... 213 00:08:15,220 --> 00:08:17,080 - 這不可能啊 - 湯姆 他已經投過了 - this doesn't just happen. - Tom, he voted! 214 00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:19,720 他們按名字順序來的 找個排他后面的 They're going alphabetically. Get somebody after him. 215 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:21,780 - 快電話聯系華萊士 - 聯系華萊士! - Get Wallace on the phone. - Get Wallace! 216 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:23,920 外面在傳你水軍詆毀門 I'm hearing something about your "Borking" Dunkirk. 217 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,700 - 啥? - 那個在巡回法院被提名的人 - What? - Yeah, on a circuit court nominee. 218 00:08:26,780 --> 00:08:29,060 那都是... 那都是十年前的事了 That was... no. That was 10 years ago. 219 00:08:29,140 --> 00:08:30,820 有人在搞我 Someone is trying to fuck me. 220 00:08:32,020 --> 00:08:32,820 我投給湯姆·詹姆斯 Tom James. 221 00:08:32,900 --> 00:08:36,420 薩默林 你這小便失禁的老家伙 太謝謝了 Thank you, Summerlin, you senile old piss sponge. 222 00:08:36,560 --> 00:08:38,540 - 50比48了 - 再有一票就贏了 - 50-48. - Tom needs just one more. 223 00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:40,760 現在各種關于選票交易的謠言滿天飛啊 Got all kinds of rumors about vote trading. 224 00:08:40,980 --> 00:08:44,660 - 又不是我們交易的 - 媽的 華萊士要投給蒙特茲了 - It's not us. - Oh, fuck. Wallace is going Montez. 225 00:08:45,100 --> 00:08:45,720 她到處跟別人說 She's telling people that 226 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:48,100 你拒絕了她凈化阿拉斯加海岸的提案 you reneged on her Alaskan coast cleanup bill. 227 00:08:48,180 --> 00:08:50,140 我是在拉攏石油大亨啊 That was a handout to Big Oil. 228 00:08:50,300 --> 00:08:53,360 根據憲法第七修正案票選副總統 229 00:08:50,300 --> 00:08:53,360 詹姆斯 230 00:08:50,300 --> 00:08:53,360 總票數 231 00:08:50,300 --> 00:08:53,360 蒙特茲 232 00:08:50,420 --> 00:08:53,020 - 華萊士夫人 - 我投給蒙特茲議員 - Mrs. Wallace. - Senator Montez. 233 00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:56,380 50比49 蒙特茲肯定有幫手 50-49. This is not Montez. She's getting help. 234 00:08:56,660 --> 00:09:00,670 - 尤里先生 - 給點力啊 你這個夏威夷墻頭草死胖子 - Mr. Yinui. - Come on, you page-diddling Hawaiian fat fuck. 235 00:09:00,470 --> 00:09:03,850 蒙特茲 236 00:09:00,470 --> 00:09:03,850 詹姆斯 237 00:09:00,470 --> 00:09:03,850 根據憲法第七修正案票選副總統 238 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:03,860 總票數 239 00:09:01,540 --> 00:09:02,860 我投給蒙特茲議員 Senator Montez. 240 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:05,660 - 50比50了 - 又平局了不要啊 - That's 50. - Not another tie. 241 00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:07,980 - 所以現在是怎樣? - 參議院表決平局 - What now? - A tie in the Senate 242 00:09:08,060 --> 00:09:09,860 則參議院議長獲得投票權 is broken by the president of the Senate. 243 00:09:10,140 --> 00:09:12,500 也就是副總統 Or what we humans call the vice president. 244 00:09:12,660 --> 00:09:15,380 太好了 你可以投給你自己 快去啊 Oh, my God, perfect. You can vote for yourself. Go, go, go, go. 245 00:09:15,440 --> 00:09:18,690 - 湯姆不是副總統 總管大人 - 道爾才是 - Tom's not veep, you butler. - Doyle is vice president. 246 00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:21,160 獲得投票權 Being called upon to cast this vote 247 00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:23,690 是我的榮幸 這是一個光榮的任務 is a pleasure and an honor, 248 00:09:24,460 --> 00:09:25,220 絕不是個負擔 not a burden. 249 00:09:25,580 --> 00:09:28,140 我們的國家已經經歷了太多的不確定 There's been enough uncertainty in this country, 250 00:09:28,220 --> 00:09:30,880 所以我不會再拖延 so I won't stall any further. 251 00:09:28,580 --> 00:09:31,120 詹姆斯 252 00:09:28,580 --> 00:09:31,110 根據憲法第七修正案票選副總統 253 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:31,120 總票數 254 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:31,120 蒙特茲 255 00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:34,920 - 拜托 - 你丫的 有屁快放 - Please. - Come on, just spit it out. 256 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:38,860 我謹記這些 所以我投給勞拉·蒙特茲 With this in mind, I vote for Senator Laura Montez. 257 00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:41,140 現已正式確定 It's official. 258 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:43,800 美利堅合眾國將迎來新一任總統 The United States of America has a new president. 259 00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:46,720 對勞拉·蒙特茲來說 This is a truly stunning turn of events 260 00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:48,000 這真是個極大的反轉 for Laura Montez. 261 00:09:48,100 --> 00:09:49,740 現在你知道我的感受了 Now you know what it feels like. 262 00:09:50,700 --> 00:09:55,200 我收到個消息 是道爾策劃了這整件事 I've got a source. Apparently Doyle masterminded the whole thing. 263 00:09:55,300 --> 00:09:58,380 - 有謠言說他被許諾了國務卿的位置 - 國務卿 - Rumor has it he's getting secretary of state. - Secretary of state. 264 00:10:00,460 --> 00:10:01,500 天啊 我恨這個國家 God, I hate this country. 265 00:10:03,020 --> 00:10:03,760 我懂 I know. 266 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:13,080 你們這群狗日的 You fuckers. 267 00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:15,620 膽子太大了 How dare you? 268 00:10:16,220 --> 00:10:18,330 那個偉大的女人 That magnificent woman 269 00:10:18,540 --> 00:10:21,140 對你們期望那么大 你們卻讓她失望了 counted on you and you losers let her down. 270 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:22,860 我得掛了 有好戲看 Yeah, I got to call you back. Something amazing is happening. 271 00:10:22,940 --> 00:10:26,620 你們這些傻逼他媽的就只在乎你們自己 All you fucking cared about was your stupid, bad selves. 272 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:29,760 你那些數據... 那些數據就是垃圾 Your numbers... your numbers are garbage. 273 00:10:30,580 --> 00:10:32,960 你那些演講稿 也是垃圾 Your speeches, garbage. 274 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,120 還有你 你應該給她好的建議 And you're supposed to give her advice? 275 00:10:35,300 --> 00:10:37,230 對吧? 你的建議又蠢又傻 Is that right? All I heard was dumb, 276 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:39,000 我都不知道是些什么 stupid I don't know what the fuck it was. 277 00:10:39,340 --> 00:10:39,940 是垃圾? Garbage? 278 00:10:41,580 --> 00:10:42,800 - 蓋瑞... - 閉嘴吧你! - Gary... - Oh, shut up! 279 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:48,080 你從各方面[各種體位] You screwed her the worst. 280 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:50,840 搞她搞得最厲害 In all the ways. 281 00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:53,530 是的 我知道... Oh, I know... 282 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:55,080 我知道你們嘲笑我 I know you make fun of me 283 00:10:55,140 --> 00:10:57,560 我知道你們覺得我很滑稽 and I know that you think that I'm funny 284 00:10:57,640 --> 00:11:00,020 我是很滑稽 哈哈哈 但至少我在乎她 and I'm funny, ha, ha, ha. Well, at least I cared. 285 00:11:00,300 --> 00:11:03,480 我做好了我的工作 我他媽的在乎! I did my job! I fucking cared! 286 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:11,090 能看到這一出 這一年的辛苦也值了 Well, that just kind of made this whole year worth it. 287 00:11:11,340 --> 00:11:11,840 同意 Yeah. 288 00:11:13,900 --> 00:11:17,400 今天是對民主主義意義重大的一天 Today is a great day for democracy. 289 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:20,920 標志著美國嶄新未來的開啟 It marks the beginning of a new chapter for America. 290 00:11:19,190 --> 00:11:20,550 新當選總統蒙特茲發表致辭 291 00:11:22,340 --> 00:11:23,100 我們剛剛見證的投票 You know, the vote we 292 00:11:23,180 --> 00:11:25,980 清楚地傳遞了一個信息 just witnessed sends one very clear message. 293 00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:29,440 此刻起 我們要擱置爭議 Now is the time we put our divisions aside 294 00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:32,060 共創美國的美好明天 and we move this great nation forward. 295 00:11:32,380 --> 00:11:36,020 我剛剛跟我的好朋友 比爾·奧布萊恩議員通過話 I just spoke to my good friend Senator Bill O'Brien 296 00:11:36,100 --> 00:11:38,180 我很高興地宣布 and I'm happy to say 297 00:11:38,260 --> 00:11:41,600 他會全力支持我 he's fully endorsing my presidency, 298 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:44,820 我會好好利用他的幫助... so I will be counting on his help... 299 00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:45,940 我想吃水果 I need fruit. 300 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:51,140 我會帶領美國走出這段混亂的時期 as I guide America out of these turbulent times. 301 00:11:46,510 --> 00:11:51,250 國會代表將不會再次投票 302 00:11:51,350 --> 00:11:55,290 十天后 303 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:55,300 距就職典禮還有1天 304 00:11:52,380 --> 00:11:53,740 這就是她啦 我的寶寶 艾倫 Here she is, baby Ellen. 305 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:56,900 她看起來真的太大了 不像是個寶寶 Yeah, she seems really, really large for a baby. 306 00:11:57,100 --> 00:11:58,620 我三歲的時候也是個大寶寶 I was a tall kid when I was three. 307 00:11:58,880 --> 00:11:59,460 我們那的鄰居 In fact, people in the 308 00:11:59,540 --> 00:12:00,900 都以為我是不是有啥問題 neighborhood thought something was wrong with me 309 00:12:00,980 --> 00:12:02,500 因為我簡直是個五歲孩子的個頭 cause I was the size of a five-year-old. 310 00:12:02,580 --> 00:12:03,760 所以你到底是哪出了問題呢? So what's the reason now, then? 311 00:12:03,860 --> 00:12:06,300 早安 總統女士 我回來了 Morning, Madam President. I am back. 312 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:08,940 - 你之前不在這兒? - 我去了內華達六天 - Were you gone? - Nevada. Six days. 313 00:12:09,060 --> 00:12:11,960 那是段不錯的旅程 Yeah, it was a really, really amazing visit. 314 00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:13,380 這是我奶奶的畫 This is Mee-Maw's painting back 315 00:12:13,460 --> 00:12:15,740 給我送回家去 here and I want to make sure to get this home. 316 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:18,580 好的 不過嚴格來講 那是凱瑟琳的 Okay, that's technically Catherine's painting. 317 00:12:18,590 --> 00:12:23,030 羅伯特 理查德 318 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:23,040 文稿代理公司 319 00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:25,600 - 嗨 - 哈嘍 - Hey. - Hello. 320 00:12:25,740 --> 00:12:28,880 你也是來推銷青年小黃書點子的嗎? Are you here selling a young adult fiction idea, too? 321 00:12:28,940 --> 00:12:31,240 我的講的是在一個平行宇宙里 Mine takes place in an alternate timeline 322 00:12:31,520 --> 00:12:34,120 那里的肥胖酗酒前總統幕僚長 where overweight, alcoholic ex-chiefs of staff 323 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:35,660 被人搶著上 are considered a sexual prize. 324 00:12:35,780 --> 00:12:37,460 平行宇宙無非是 Alternate timelines are a crutch 325 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:40,480 給敷衍的科幻提供個大背景 比如 《星際迷航》 for lazy sci-fi premises, e.G., "Star Trek" 326 00:12:40,540 --> 00:12:42,880 除了《深空九號》 with the exception of "Deep Space Nine." 327 00:12:43,020 --> 00:12:44,820 你該試試寫浪漫小說 You should try your hand at romance novels. 328 00:12:44,900 --> 00:12:45,770 - 我試過 - 哦 - I have. - Mmm. 329 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,240 你聽說蒙特茲 You hear Montez is looking 330 00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:49,700 想要留下一位高級白宮職員了嗎? to keep one senior White House staffer? 331 00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:51,780 大概就是個謠言吧 不在乎 Probably just a rumor. Wouldn't worry about it. 332 00:12:52,660 --> 00:12:57,350 就職典禮前夜 333 00:12:52,660 --> 00:12:57,360 下午 8:17 334 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:56,240 按照慣例 總統當選人蒙特茲女士 As is customary, President-Elect Montez 335 00:12:56,300 --> 00:12:59,360 和她的家人今晚將下榻布萊爾大廈 and her family will spend tonight at Blair House. 336 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:02,780 明早10點 她將在就職典禮前 Tomorrow morning at 10:00 A.M., she will join President Meyer 337 00:13:03,020 --> 00:13:04,540 與梅耶總統在紅廳 for coffee in the Red Room 338 00:13:04,980 --> 00:13:06,860 喝咖啡 before heading to the inauguration. 339 00:13:07,010 --> 00:13:10,720 白宮 340 00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:10,720 下午 10:49 341 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:10,580 MSNBC剛剛獲知總統當選人蒙特茲女士 MSNBC has just learned that President-Elect Montez 342 00:13:09,180 --> 00:13:12,950 蒙特茲欲挖查理·貝爾德任財政部長 343 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:13,120 計劃提名華爾街銀行家查理·拜爾德... plans to nominate Wall Street banker Charlie Baird... 344 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:14,280 果不其然 That seems about right. 345 00:13:14,340 --> 00:13:15,120 為財政部長 to be her secretary of the treasury. 346 00:13:15,340 --> 00:13:18,640 梅耶總統去年年底和這位銀行家短暫有染 President Meyer dated the banker briefly late last year. 347 00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:29,260 嘿 理查德 hey, Richard. 348 00:13:30,540 --> 00:13:31,260 總統女士 Madam President. 349 00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:35,460 我在打包收拾議員的舊辦公室 I'm just finishing packing up Congressman Ryan's old office. 350 00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:37,280 必須現在做 因為這是最后一晚... I have to do it now because it's the last night before... 351 00:13:38,260 --> 00:13:41,040 對啊 我知道是什么的最后一晚 Yeah, I know what it's the last night before of. 352 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:42,990 你知道柯爾特的生日宴會嗎 You know about Colt's birthday dinner? 353 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:46,480 - 這樣很好 不是嗎 -非常 非常 非常放松 - It's good, isn't it? - It's very, very, very relaxing. 354 00:13:46,540 --> 00:13:48,260 我應該更信賴你 理查德 I should have relied on you more, Richard. 355 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:50,960 我是說真的 你算是個好員工 I mean, really, seriously, you're one of the good ones. 356 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:52,400 謝謝 總統女士 thank you, Madam President. 357 00:13:52,460 --> 00:13:53,880 如果我有100個理查德 If I had had 100 Richards, 358 00:13:53,940 --> 00:13:55,280 誰知道我能做成什么呢 who knows what I could have done? 359 00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:57,140 可能會很多 Probably a lot. 360 00:13:57,800 --> 00:14:00,200 也可能最后像《陰陽魔界》里的場景 Or it could turn out like one of those "Twilight Zone" Scenarios 361 00:14:00,260 --> 00:14:01,320 大家彼此謀殺 where we all murder each other. 362 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,760 我都不記得怎么開車了 I don't even remember how to drive. 363 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,900 - 我得買個錢包 - 大概吧 - I need a wallet. - Probably. 364 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:12,020 - 還有郵票 我要買點郵票 - 對 - And stamps. I've got to get stamps. - Yeah. 365 00:14:12,220 --> 00:14:14,560 如果我是個小女孩 然后你對我說 If I was a little girl and you said to me, 366 00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:15,340 "你想做什么" "What do you want to do?" 367 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:17,880 我可能會說"可以讓我做總統嗎" I would have said, "Please, can I be president?" 368 00:14:18,140 --> 00:14:22,660 結果這成了我生命中最寂寞的12個月 And then it turned out to be the 12 loneliest months of my life. 369 00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:24,740 我姨媽以前經常這樣談起寂寞 My auntie used to talk about loneliness like that. 370 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:27,000 - 好吧 - 對 - Okay, so, right, you know that. - Yeah, yeah. 371 00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:29,780 我們曾經非常 非常親近 We were pretty, pretty close, 372 00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:32,440 特別是因為我媽媽太老了 especially 'cause my mother was so much older. 373 00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:34,460 事實上 她老到足夠當我祖母了 Old enough to be my grandmother, as a matter of fact. 374 00:14:34,620 --> 00:14:35,860 - 對 - 對 - Yeah. - Yeah. 375 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:39,040 也許我姨媽是我親媽 Maybe my auntie was actually my real mother 376 00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:42,560 而我媽其實是我祖母 and my mother was actually my grandmother. 377 00:14:42,980 --> 00:14:44,960 哇 這樣合理多了 wow, that's starting to make a whole lot of sense. 378 00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:46,700 除了我 大家都知道 Everybody knew about it but me, too. 379 00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:48,620 這是要祈禱嗎 女士 Are we praying, ma'am? 380 00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:50,500 不 我只是要躺下 No, I'm just gonna lie down. 381 00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:54,140 天啊 Oh, God. 382 00:14:56,680 --> 00:14:57,820 我贏了就好了 I wish I had won. 383 00:14:59,060 --> 00:15:00,280 我希望大家都贏 I wish everybody won. 384 00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:04,260 女士? Ma'am? 385 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:07,260 女士? Ma'am? 386 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:11,260 女士? 好吧 Ma'am? Okay. 387 00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:15,800 你能留下嗎 Can you just stay? 388 00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:17,540 當然 女士 Absolutely, ma'am. 389 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:28,460 就職典禮日 390 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:28,460 上午 7:39 391 00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:28,280 特別的果昔 Special smoothie 392 00:15:28,340 --> 00:15:30,240 給特別的你 for a special lady. 393 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,900 - 發生了什么 - 我不知道 - What happened? - I don't know. 394 00:15:34,820 --> 00:15:37,780 天啊 我沒操理查德吧 Oh, my God, I hope I didn't fuck Richard. 395 00:15:37,900 --> 00:15:38,320 什么 What? 396 00:15:39,660 --> 00:15:41,640 - 需要幫忙嗎 - 不 - Okay, you need some help? - No. 397 00:15:41,780 --> 00:15:45,800 蒙特茲太太和她的家人在路上了 Okay, Mrs. Montez and her family, they're on their way. 398 00:15:45,860 --> 00:15:48,040 你要在北門廊門口迎接他們 You're gonna greet them at the North Portico doorway. 399 00:15:48,140 --> 00:15:48,580 媽媽 Mom. 400 00:15:50,540 --> 00:15:52,700 你見我的影片了嗎 硬盤丟了 Have you seen my film? The hard drive is missing. 401 00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:54,480 親愛的 看看你 Honey, look at you. 402 00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:57,180 是啊 我一直在為拯救農場做宣傳 Yeah, I've been working with this new stylist 403 00:15:57,280 --> 00:15:59,260 所以請了個新的造型師 since I've been doing all this press for the rescue farm. 404 00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:01,340 這是我的新形象 It's my new look. 405 00:16:02,060 --> 00:16:04,940 媽媽 你會打理你的頭發的 對吧 Mom, you're gonna do something with your hair, right? 406 00:16:07,740 --> 00:16:09,660 天啊 看看這個 Oh, God. Look at this. 407 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:11,660 好了 你聽我說 聽我說 Okay, you listen to me. Listen to me. 408 00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:14,140 他們可以奪走你的總統之位 They can take away your presidency, 409 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:17,060 你的權力 你的尊嚴 they can take away your power, they can take away your dignity, 410 00:16:17,220 --> 00:16:20,800 但有一樣他們奪不走的是什么 but what is the one thing that they cannot take away from you? 411 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,620 - 我的美 - 這就對了 我們走吧 - My beauty. - That's right. Let's go. 412 00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:26,060 走后門 后門 Go back door! Back door! 413 00:16:26,220 --> 00:16:26,940 舉起來 Put it up! 414 00:16:28,540 --> 00:16:29,640 - 就這樣 - 你犯規 - That's it. - You fouled me. 415 00:16:29,700 --> 00:16:33,040 你們知道整個該死的雷伯恩議會大廈 Do you realize the whole goddamn Rayburn House Office Building 416 00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:34,160 都能聽到你和你的廢柴軍團 can hear you and your twink 417 00:16:34,220 --> 00:16:36,860 在這兒互插食道嗎 army in here cock scraping each other's esophagi? 418 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:38,720 好的 先生 抱歉 先生 我們是在打鬧 Yes, sir. Sorry, sir. We were roughhousing. 419 00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:41,260 天啊 威爾 你看到的也如我所見嗎 Jesus, Will, are you looking at what I'm looking at here? 420 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:43,820 威爾 告訴他招聘男性員工的第一條法則 Will, tell him the first rule of hiring male staff. 421 00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:46,600 他們魅力必須比議員少很多 They must be substantially less attractive than the congressman. 422 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:49,140 我差點雇了一個伊拉克老兵 And I almost hired an Iraqi war veteran. 423 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:50,740 半邊臉三度燒傷 Third degree burns on half of his face, 424 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,340 不過他性格好 所以... but the guy had personality, so... 425 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:54,160 威爾 告訴他為什么我雇了你 Will, tell him why I hired you instead. 426 00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:56,700 因為我的外表和禮儀都招人煩 Because I'm repulsive both in appearance and manner. 427 00:16:56,820 --> 00:16:58,560 在你像拉拉隊長要墮的胎一樣 Now let me give you some advice 428 00:16:58,620 --> 00:16:59,460 被拽出去之前 before you're yanked out 429 00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:01,480 我來給你些建議 of here like a cheerleader's unwanted fetus. 430 00:17:01,540 --> 00:17:03,680 謹言慎行 You say nothing and you do less. 431 00:17:03,860 --> 00:17:05,600 摘掉這個破眼睛 And take off those fucking glasses. 432 00:17:05,660 --> 00:17:06,860 你看起來像克里斯托弗·里夫[超人扮演者] You look like Clark Kent if they 433 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:09,100 被挖出來的尸體扮演的克拉克·肯特[超人] dug up Christopher Reeve's corpse to play the part. 434 00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:12,000 至于你們 各位女士 這里是華盛頓 不是邁阿密 And as for you ladies, this is DC, not Miami. 435 00:17:13,980 --> 00:17:15,860 - 恭喜 喬納 - 謝了 - Congratulations, Jonah. - Thanks, man. 436 00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:18,200 操他大爺 Fuck that guy. 437 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:20,360 來啊 游戲開始 我們繼續 Come on, let's go. Game on. Here we go. 438 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,780 - 好嗎 預備 - 空中傳球 - All right, ready? - Alley-oop! 439 00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:24,340 我的蛋 My fucking nuts! 440 00:17:24,660 --> 00:17:26,100 擦 柯爾特 shit, Colt. 441 00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:27,800 叫個醫生 打給我媽 Call a doctor and call my mom. 442 00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:33,040 嘿 你用過那個杜魯門保齡球館嗎 Hey, have you ever used that Truman bowling alley? 443 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:35,480 不 當然沒有 我在這工作 No, no, of course not. I worked here. 444 00:17:35,540 --> 00:17:38,680 我來白宮又不是為了慶祝四年級生日派對 I didn't go to the White House for a fourth grade birthday party. 445 00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:40,940 天啊 抱歉 Jesus. I'm sorry. 446 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:42,160 抱歉 那是 I'm sorry. That's 447 00:17:42,220 --> 00:17:44,160 - 艾米 嗨 - 嗨 凱蒂 - Amy, hi. - Hey, Candi. 448 00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:46,820 恭喜 蒙特茲的新幕僚長 Congratulations. Montez's new chief of staff. 449 00:17:47,020 --> 00:17:48,940 - 本只是帶我轉轉 - 是的 - Ben here is just showing me around. - I am. 450 00:17:49,020 --> 00:17:50,520 你來這里面試了太多次 You've interviewed here so many times, 451 00:17:50,580 --> 00:17:51,660 我還以為你早對這里 I'd think that you'd know 452 00:17:51,700 --> 00:17:53,500 了如指掌了呢 the place like the back of your hand by now. 453 00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:55,700 - 肯特·戴維森 - 邁克·麥克林托克 - Kent Davison. - Mike McLintock. 454 00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:57,700 新工作找得怎么樣了 Any luck with the new job search? 455 00:17:57,920 --> 00:18:00,780 沒關系 我回到了《每日郵報》工作 所以我們還行 Oh, it's all right. I'm back at the "Post," So we're good. Yeah. 456 00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:02,800 這位是黛博拉莉 我們的代孕媽媽 This is Debralee, our surrogate. 457 00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:03,980 - 你好 - 雙胞胎在肚子里 - Hi. - The twins are in there. 458 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:05,020 - 肚子里 - 是的 - In there. - In here. 459 00:18:05,420 --> 00:18:08,000 這位是艾倫 And this is Ellen, 460 00:18:08,060 --> 00:18:09,580 我的新女兒 她3歲了 our new big girl. She's three. 461 00:18:10,020 --> 00:18:12,360 麥克 她的頭圍看上去已經六歲了 Mike, she has the head circumference of a six-year-old. 462 00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:14,140 我六歲 I'm six. 463 00:18:15,660 --> 00:18:16,320 她說什么? What did she say? 464 00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:18,560 很有趣的事 Here's an interesting fact. 465 00:18:18,780 --> 00:18:21,180 你知道這間屋在被涂紅之前 Would you believe that it was called the Red Room 466 00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:23,100 就被稱作紅屋了么？ before it was actually painted red? 467 00:18:23,260 --> 00:18:25,260 我聽說了 I heard that. 468 00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:28,060 那時候刷這個屋要多少錢 What'd it cost to paint this thing back then? 469 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:32,460 - 12美元 - 12美元 我還以為15美元呢 - $12. - Yeah, $12. I was thinking right around 15. 470 00:18:32,900 --> 00:18:34,840 當時還是奴隸制 所以可能不要錢 I think it was a slave state, so it might have been free. 471 00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:41,080 我剛在想... 孩子們 Oh, I'm just wondering... boys. 472 00:18:41,180 --> 00:18:45,280 - 孩子們 不要管他們 - 我兒子們像他們這么大的時候 - Boys. They're fine. - Hell, when my boys were that age, 473 00:18:45,340 --> 00:18:47,680 能把這拆了 they'd have just torn this place apart. 474 00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:50,460 我有三個兒子 我家聞上去就像是腋窩的味道 I have three boys. My entire house smells like an armpit. 475 00:18:50,540 --> 00:18:53,580 真好我家是女兒 Ooh, hate to hear that. See, glad I have girls. 476 00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:55,100 女孩們后來會讓你更費心 Girls will cost you later. 477 00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:57,240 女孩最不好了 Mm, girls are the worst. 478 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:04,360 我聽說今晚氣溫要降到20度以下呢[-6.7攝氏度] Well, I also heard that it might go down into the teens tonight. 479 00:19:04,420 --> 00:19:06,940 為了舞會我得把皮草準備好吧 Hey, I better get out my fur for the ball tonight, right? 480 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:08,980 對啊 Yes, you should. 481 00:19:09,260 --> 00:19:10,980 我恨不得每天都熱 Well, give me the heat any day. 482 00:19:11,980 --> 00:19:13,780 不過再說了 我是墨西哥長大的 But then again, I grew up in Mexico. 483 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:14,940 當然 我們知道 Well, sure, yeah, we know that. 484 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,740 他家是哈利斯科州的 His family is from Jalisco. 485 00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:18,620 那熱死了[西語] Es muy caliente there. 486 00:19:19,020 --> 00:19:22,460 勞拉 你又是來自俄亥俄州哪里的呢?[揭勞拉實為美國鄉下人] And where exactly in Ohio are you from, Laura? 487 00:19:23,700 --> 00:19:26,480 我家 Um, well, I grew up 488 00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:29,680 正好在克利夫蘭旁邊 但是 right outside of Cleveland, but after, you know, 489 00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:34,540 15年過去了 我覺得自己就是個土生土長的新墨西哥人 15 years, I feel like I am 100% New Mexican. 490 00:19:34,660 --> 00:19:36,900 新墨西哥 而不是墨西哥? New Mexican, but not Mexican? 491 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,380 在所有白宮的傳統中 Of all the White House traditions, 492 00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:44,860 這一個應該是我最喜歡的 this one is probably my favorite. 493 00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:47,060 - 是嗎 - 是的 - Is it? Oh. - Yeah. 494 00:19:58,020 --> 00:19:59,600 該死 剛才還有啊 Damn it. I just had it. 495 00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:03,640 我每天都帶著 但是現在我找不到了 I have this thing every day and now I can't find it. 496 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:04,060 好 Okay. 497 00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:09,120 約100萬人正在焦急的等待 An estimated one million people are anxiously awaiting 498 00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:11,250 勞拉 蒙特茲總統就職典禮 499 00:20:09,180 --> 00:20:12,180 新任總統勞拉·蒙特茲的到來 the arrival of President-Elect Laura Montez. 500 00:20:11,270 --> 00:20:13,460 近兩百萬支持者出席就職典禮 501 00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:15,300 蒙特茲！蒙特茲！蒙特茲！ Montez! Montez! Montez! 502 00:20:17,380 --> 00:20:18,600 女士們 先生們 Ladies and gentlemen, 503 00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:23,440 美國總統賽琳娜·梅耶 the President of the United States, Selina Meyer. 504 00:20:23,030 --> 00:20:27,180 即將離職的賽琳娜 梅耶總統抵達就職典禮 505 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:29,350 當選總統蒙特茲抵達 506 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:29,440 已經下了樓梯 President Meyer has taken the stage. 507 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:32,440 她在與一位十分迷人的不明女子打招呼 And she's greeting a very attractive stranger. 508 00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:34,880 那是她的女兒凱瑟琳·梅耶 That is first daughter Catherine Meyer. 509 00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:37,300 可惜 Oh, wow. Too bad. 510 00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:39,300 權力交接儀式正式開始 The handoff of power has begun. 511 00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:41,780 當選總統蒙特茲將進行宣誓 President-Elect Montez will be sworn in 512 00:20:41,860 --> 00:20:44,780 并首次以總統的身份進行全國性發言 and address the nation as president for the first time. 513 00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:47,120 為什么 安德魯? Why'd you do it, Andrew? 514 00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:49,560 我許諾了你國務卿啊 I offered you secretary of state. 515 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:51,360 你給每個人都許諾了 You offered it to everybody in town. 516 00:20:51,900 --> 00:20:54,160 你的頭塞在蒙特茲屁股里那么深 Your head is so far up Montez's ass. 517 00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:55,740 下一次亞力山卓過生日 Next time it's Alejandro's birthday, 518 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:57,400 他就能直接射你一臉了 he's gonna come all over your face. 519 00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:01,200 是真的 That's the truth. 520 00:21:02,100 --> 00:21:03,520 梅耶總統 President Meyer taking a 521 00:21:03,580 --> 00:21:05,600 正在和她的副總統 同時也是 moment to catch up with her vice president 522 00:21:05,660 --> 00:21:07,780 一直以來的政治盟友安德魯·道爾談話 and longtime political ally Andrew Doyle. 523 00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:09,760 他們兩的關系非常特別 Those two have a very special relationship. 524 00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:15,080 我 勞拉·普莉希拉·蒙特茲 莊嚴地宣誓... I, Laura Priscilla Montez, do solemnly swear... 525 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:44,300 勞拉 蒙特茲總統就職宣誓 526 00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:19,320 我 勞拉·普莉希拉·蒙特茲 莊嚴地宣誓... I, Laura Priscilla Montez, do solemnly swear... 527 00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:21,720 ...我將忠誠有效地行使 ...that I will faithfully execute the office 528 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,800 美國總統職權... of President of the United States... 529 00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:26,280 ...我將忠誠有效地行使 ...that I will faithfully execute the office 530 00:21:26,420 --> 00:21:28,240 美國總統職權… of President of the United States... 531 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:30,320 ...盡最大努力 ...and will to the best of my ability... 532 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:32,480 ...盡最大努力 ...and will to the best of my ability... 533 00:21:32,580 --> 00:21:33,700 ...保障 保護 ...preserve, protect, 534 00:21:33,780 --> 00:21:36,640 保衛美國憲法 and defend the Constitution of the United States. 535 00:21:37,180 --> 00:21:38,240 ...保障 保護 ...preserve, protect, 536 00:21:38,300 --> 00:21:40,820 保衛美國憲法 and defend the Constitution of the United States. 537 00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:42,000 上帝為證 So help me God. 538 00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:43,140 上帝為證 So help me God. 539 00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:45,760 祝賀你 總統女士 Congratulations, Madam President. 540 00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:51,680 謝謝[西語] Gracias. 541 00:21:51,990 --> 00:22:02,020 勞拉 蒙特茲總統發表就職演講 542 00:21:52,420 --> 00:21:53,900 親愛的民眾們 My fellow citizens, 543 00:21:54,140 --> 00:21:56,960 這是一個新時代的開啟 this is the dawn of a new era. 544 00:21:57,180 --> 00:21:59,720 一個新時代[西語] Una epoca nueva. 545 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:25,710 嬰兒喇嘛獲救 蒙特茲總統解放西藏 546 00:22:02,100 --> 00:22:04,040 我們中斷蒙特茲的演講 We are interrupting President Montez's speech 547 00:22:04,100 --> 00:22:05,520 為您播報突發新聞 to bring you breaking news. 548 00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:07,380 在您的屏幕左側 On the left side of your screen, 549 00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:10,360 是安德魯空軍基地的實時畫面 you're seeing live footage from Andrews Air Force Base. 550 00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:13,740 我們剛剛得知在蒙特茲總統上任后僅數分鐘 We have just learned that mere minutes into her presidency, 551 00:22:13,820 --> 00:22:15,720 她就和中國政府 President Montez has brokered a deal 552 00:22:15,860 --> 00:22:18,480 就解放西藏問題上達成了協議 with the Chinese government to free Tibet. 553 00:22:19,020 --> 00:22:21,740 乘坐飛機的是小喇嘛 And on board that plane are the so-called baby lamas, 554 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,760 被中國政府關押幾十年的 Tibetan spiritual leaders who have been freed 555 00:22:23,820 --> 00:22:25,680 藏族領袖終于被釋放 from decades of Chinese captivity 556 00:22:26,060 --> 00:22:28,200 這也是這份歷史性合約中的一部分條款 as part of this historic agreement. 557 00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:29,180 這無疑將給蒙特茲總統 This will no doubt put 558 00:22:29,260 --> 00:22:31,340 獲得諾貝爾獎和平獎的機會 President Montez in line for the Nobel Prize. 559 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:34,600 ...我們所有的問題 我們要相信... ...all of our problems. We must put our faith... 560 00:22:35,300 --> 00:22:38,180 你可能不相信 但是她剛剛讓喇嘛自由了 You're not gonna believe this, but she just freed the lamas. 561 00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:40,300 什么？ What? 562 00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:42,660 她跟中國談成了 解放西藏 She brokered with the Chinese to free Tibet. 563 00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:44,520 謝謝 上帝保佑你們 Thank you. May God bless you 564 00:22:44,580 --> 00:22:47,000 上帝保佑美國 and may God bless America. 565 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:53,320 總統女士 Madam President. 566 00:22:54,460 --> 00:22:56,660 詹姆斯議員 Oh, Senator James. 567 00:22:57,360 --> 00:22:59,520 對于女性來說歷史性的一天 An historic day for womankind. 568 00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:00,940 你覺得演講如何? What'd you think of the speech? 569 00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:03,480 我不知道她的胸部那么大 I had no idea her tits were that big. 570 00:23:05,380 --> 00:23:06,740 所以你接下來什么打算? So what's next for you? 571 00:23:06,820 --> 00:23:09,760 我一直希望可以生活在一個小城鎮 Well, I've always dreamed of living in a small town, 572 00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:11,400 在大街上有一處小地方 having a little place on Main Street, 573 00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:12,740 在外面立一個小牌子 hanging a shingle out front, 574 00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:15,520 經營一個屬于自己的數百萬的對沖基金 and running my own little multibillion-dollar hedge fund. 575 00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:17,580 你懂 重回基礎 You know, back to basics. 576 00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:21,040 好的 再見了 Okay. All right. Well, I'll see you around. 577 00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:22,440 - 再見 - 再見 - See you around. - See you around. 578 00:23:23,300 --> 00:23:24,880 - 總統女士 - 什么? - Madam President. - What? 579 00:23:26,140 --> 00:23:27,040 鞋不錯 Nice shoes. 580 00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:28,880 拜托 Oh, come on, man. 581 00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:34,000 謝謝 Thank you. 582 00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:37,360 謝謝 謝謝 Thank you. Thank you. 583 00:23:38,260 --> 00:23:39,860 - 蘇在哪? - 不知道 - Where's Sue? - I don't know. 584 00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:44,920 我不擅長告別 Well, I'm not good with good-byes. 585 00:23:47,620 --> 00:23:49,480 也不擅長贏取競選 Or winning presidential elections. 586 00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:50,580 才不是 Well, that's not true. 587 00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:52,040 - 是的 - 好的 - Yeah, it is. - Okay. 588 00:23:54,020 --> 00:23:54,760 嗯... Um... 589 00:23:58,360 --> 00:23:59,500 我無語了 I don't know what to say. 590 00:23:59,860 --> 00:24:01,280 我該寫點什么嗎 女士? Was I supposed to write something, ma'am? 591 00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:02,420 沒人告訴我啊 Nobody told me. 592 00:24:03,420 --> 00:24:04,660 我以為他要領養個嬰兒 I thought he was getting a baby. 593 00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:05,900 那可不是嬰兒 Yeah, that's not a baby. 594 00:24:06,660 --> 00:24:10,780 我們給美國貢獻了一切 Uh, well, we gave America everything we had. 595 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:11,840 是啊 Yeah, sure did. 596 00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:15,340 激勵人心 女士 一路順風 Inspiring words, ma'am. Godspeed. 597 00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:18,620 謝謝 所有人 Thank you, all of you. 598 00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:20,840 這... It's... 599 00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:24,680 好了 姑娘們 走了 All right, let's go, girls. 600 00:24:24,860 --> 00:24:25,820 - 上去吧 - 再見 女士 - Get on the thing. - Good-bye, ma'am. 601 00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:26,940 - 女士 - 再見 - Ma'am. - Bye. 602 00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:40,940 女士! Ma'am! 603 00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:43,740 女士 我只想謝謝你 Ma'am, I just want to thank you 604 00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:45,280 - 你所做的一切 - 艾米 跟我們一起走 - for everything you did - Amy, just come with us. 605 00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:46,960 - 不 - 不 你來吧 - No. - No, no, you should just come. 606 00:24:47,020 --> 00:24:48,560 好吧 但我東西還沒... Okay, but I don't even have my... 607 00:24:55,220 --> 00:24:56,460 他們去哪? Where are they going? 608 00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:09,860 天吶 從遠處看 還真的是漂亮 Gosh, from a distance, it looks really beautiful. 609 00:25:11,860 --> 00:25:13,720 對 從遠處看 Yeah, from a distance. 610 00:25:15,540 --> 00:25:17,840 誰的手機能借我用一下? 我需要聯系一下巴迪 Can I borrow somebody's phone? I have to check on Buddy. 611 00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:20,020 - 你養狗了? - 巴迪是... - Oh, did you get a dog? - Buddy's my... 612 00:25:20,540 --> 00:25:21,960 怎么了? Ooh, what was that? 613 00:25:22,020 --> 00:25:23,500 - 好吧 - 什么鬼東西? - Okay. - What the fuck is that? 614 00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:25,600 一個引擎出了點小問題 總統女士 Small problem with one of the engines, Madam President. 615 00:25:25,660 --> 00:25:27,560 - 我們要返航了 - 天吶 - We're gonna have to take her back down. - Oh, Lord. 616 00:25:30,220 --> 00:25:31,860 真是個沒油的好時機 Hell of a time to run out of gas. 617 00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:35,020 如果你走得離飛機遠一點 If you could just step away from the aircraft for a bit, 618 00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:36,140 我們可以給你安排車隊 we'll call you a motorcade. 619 00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:37,440 天吶 Oh, my God. 620 00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:41,300 - 我踩在什么東西上? - 草 女士 - What am I walking on? - Grass, ma'am. 621 00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:45,560 - 媽 - 怎么了? - Mom. - What? 622 00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:48,280 你確定你不知道我電影的硬盤在哪里嗎? Are you sure you don't know where the hard drive of my film is? 623 00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:49,040 - 不知道 - 不知道 - No. - No. 624 00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:54,400 什么聲音? What is that sound? 625 00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:55,920 游行 女士 The parade, ma'am. 626 00:25:57,540 --> 00:25:59,040 我可以從這里走回去 I think I can walk back from here. 627 00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:34,600 天吶 Oh, my God. 628 00:26:37,580 --> 00:26:38,680 這里 Here you go. 629 00:26:47,860 --> 00:26:49,660 說不定這可以毀了她的游行 Maybe it'll ruin her parade. 630 00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:52,940 以上來自于國家廣場 轉接給你沃夫 That's it from the National Mall. Back to you, Wolf. 631 00:26:53,620 --> 00:26:54,520 直播結束 And clear. 632 00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:57,420 - 干的漂亮 伊根 - 謝謝 - Nice work, Egan. - Thank you. 633 00:26:57,520 --> 00:27:00,380 - 我有一個全職工作給你 - 真的? - I may have a full-time gig for you. - Really? 634 00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:01,520 我們有一個 We've got an opening for someone 635 00:27:01,580 --> 00:27:04,460 夜間報道國務院的機會 to cover the state department on the overnight. 636 00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:06,800 - 真的? - 別小題大做 克朗凱特[美越戰時期著名記者] - Really? - Easy, Cronkite. 637 00:27:06,860 --> 00:27:09,000 - 你的黑夜換個地方就是白天了嘛 凱瑞? - 怎么了? - Just think of it as morning somewhere. Carrie? - Yes? 638 00:27:09,660 --> 00:27:11,440 能把明天的背景調查給我嗎? Could you give me tomorrow's research, please? 639 00:27:13,100 --> 00:27:14,120 所以 你怎么想 So, what do you say? 640 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:16,560 我剛剛收到CBS的工作 I just got an offer from CBS News. 641 00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:19,800 格雷格 我想說... So, Greg, I will say this-- 642 00:27:20,300 --> 00:27:21,560 伊根退場 Egan out. 643 00:27:22,940 --> 00:27:24,000 我收到你的郵件了 Yeah, I just got your email. 644 00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:27,000 我只是想確認那個工作是CBS的吧? I just want to make sure the job is with CBS, right? 645 00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:28,620 哥倫比亞廣播電臺? That's Columbia Broadcasting? 646 00:27:29,700 --> 00:27:32,080 只是一些局部的小腫脹 瑞安先生 Yeah, there's just some minor swelling, Mr. Ryan, 647 00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:33,640 一點冰敷就可以了 but nothing a little ice won't fix. 648 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:34,300 太好了 Excellent. 649 00:27:34,380 --> 00:27:38,960 我有明晚就職舞會的門票 Hoo. I have tickets to the inaugural ball tonight. 650 00:27:39,020 --> 00:27:41,140 我是議員 Yeah. I'm a congressman. 651 00:27:42,580 --> 00:27:45,760 第二張票還沒人 如果你想去的話 The second ticket is unclaimed if you're available. 652 00:27:45,820 --> 00:27:48,420 我結婚了 我的戒指在手套下面 I'm married. I have the ring hiding under the gloves. 653 00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:50,020 我看見了 No, I saw it. 654 00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:52,000 我也只能直說了 Anyway, there is no easy way to say this, 655 00:27:52,100 --> 00:27:54,980 你左邊的蛋蛋上有一個腫塊 but you have a lump on your left testicle. 656 00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:57,660 我要做一個活體切片檢查 然后我們可以取出來 I just want to biopsy it and we can take it from there. 657 00:27:58,540 --> 00:27:59,540 取什么從哪取? Take what from where? 658 00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:01,780 早期的監測可以預防 Early detection would have prevented this. 659 00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:03,940 我們非常鼓勵定期的自我檢查 We really encourage regular self-exams. 660 00:28:04,020 --> 00:28:04,560 懂了 Yeah, I know. 661 00:28:07,380 --> 00:28:09,540 他們在羅斯福廳等你 Oh, they're waiting for you in the Roosevelt Room, ma'am. 662 00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:10,720 - 謝謝 蘇 - 不用 - Thank you, Sue. - Of course. 663 00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:14,760 塞琳娜 好消息 我們找到了內華達丟失的選票 Selina, good news. We found the missing Nevada ballots. 664 00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:15,620 你贏了 You won. 665 00:28:21,222 --> 00:28:23,732 這個之後 我們去玩轉茶杯 After this one, let's go to Teacup. 666 00:28:23,832 --> 00:28:24,764 怎麽了 What's wrong? 667 00:28:24,855 --> 00:28:26,206 -我可不可以離婚 -不 - Can I have a divorce? - No! 668 00:28:26,306 --> 00:28:30,792 下次買快速通過票 這樣就不會要排這麽長的隊 Next time you get the Fastpass. We get down and through these lines so much faster.