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A cloud of suspicion hangs over this administration. 疑雲籠罩在這屆政府班子上
Were there cover-ups? Lies? 有過掩飾嗎? 謊言?
Oh, God. I hate impeachments. 哦 天 我恨彈劾
They're so '90s. 太90年代范兒了
Well, the president now has the Senate 哦 總統現在被參議院和
and the House after him. Gonna rain pain. 眾議院緊追不捨 禍不單行
So what's POTUS's next move, Jonah? 總統的下一步行動是什麼 Jonah?
Oh, these lips are on lockdown. 哦 我的嘴巴都封住了
Right. You don't know. 哦 你不知道啊
No, I just have a "don't ask don't tell" policy 不 我只是對我知道的事情有個
about the things that I know. "不問不說"的原則
Or that I don't know. 或者我不知道的事情
Jonah, don't talk, don't stay. Jonah 不要說話 別呆在這
You need to fuck off and go back to Westworld. 你需要滾回你的西部世界 (西翼雙關)
- But, ma'am-- - You need to fuck off. - 但是 女士 - 你得滾了
- But, ma'am-- - I said fuck off. - 但是 女士 - 我說了滾
- Three fucks, you're out. - Yes, ma'am. - 三次滾了 你出局了 - 是的 女士
Yeah. Uh, guys, everybody in my office, please. 哦 呃 夥計們 大家都請到我辦公室來
Um, Gary, why don't you come sit here next to me? 呃 Gary 你為什麼不過來坐到我身邊?
Okay. 好的
I've already told Amy this, 我已經跟Amy說過這個了
but I have something that I need to tell you all. 但我有些事需要告訴你們所有人
I think I know what you're gonna say. 我想我知道你要說什麼
I've decided I'm not going to join POTUS 我已經決定不和總統聯合參與
in the next election. I'm gonna get out. 下一次競選了 我要離開
Yeah. 哦
Ma'am, you have my deepest, deepest sympathies. 女士 向您致以我最深切 最深切的同情
Okay, well, I'm not dead. 好吧 呃 我還沒死
My plan is 我的計劃是
that I'm gonna leave in two years, 兩年後我會離開
but then I'm gonna run for president 但那四年後
four years after that. 我會競選總統
But in the meantime, I obviously can't keep everybody on. 但與此同時 很明顯我無法留住每個人
No, it's okay. 不 沒什麼
So if you need to look for other jobs, 所以如果你們需要尋找其他工作
then you need to be thinking about that. 那麼你們得開始思考了
No one's thinking about that right now, ma'am. 現在沒人在想那個 女士
Furthest thing from our minds. 我們從未想過這件事
I'm still digesting the information. 我仍在消化這條消息
Although I should really take this call. 不過...我很需要接這個電話
- Yeah? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - 嗯? - 哦 哦 哦
Well, your devotion to this job... 哦 你對此份工作的投入...
- Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. - ...it's just inspiring, Dan. - 哦 唔 嗯 - ... 很激勵人 Dan
He's not getting a call. He's making a call, right? 他不是接電話 他是在打電話 對吧?
Hi. Yes. 你好 是的
Can you please tell Governor Chung 能請你轉告Chung州長
that Dan Egan is ready for the Chung chat? Dan Egan已經準備好和Chung聊一場了?
Hi, Senator McKensie. How are you? 你好 McKensie參議員 你好嗎?
You really think she'll go? 你真的認為她會離開嗎?
God, that's such a shame. 天 那太遺憾了
No, it means I have absolutely nothing to do. 不 那表示我完全沒活幹
I meant for her. 我剛才是為她遺憾
Still, this might mean 一樣 這大概表示
that we could spend more time together. 我們可以有更多的時間在一起
Let's take it one day at a time. 我們慢慢來
Sweet Jesus. 天哪
Thank you so much for seeing me at such short notice, Mr. Davison. 非常感謝您在這麼短的時間內能接見我 Davison先生
Happy to, Miss Wilson. 我的榮幸 Wilson小姐
I'm an ardent admirer of your efficiency and precision. 我是你效率和精確度的狂熱崇拜者
Oh, well, in that case, let's get right to it. 哦 好 那樣的話 進入正題吧
Excellent. I respect your brevity. 很好 我尊重你的簡潔
It's almost threatening. 這都有點咄咄逼人了
Yes, Congressman Kosynski. 是的 Kosynski國會議員
Or should I say mentor Kosynski? 或者我該說Kosynski導師?
Yes, sir. Well, I always thought of you as a mentor. 是的 先生 呃 我一直將您視為導師
The father figure my own dad was too weird and distant to be. 我爸爸的父親形象太怪異也太遙遠了
Like that night that you stayed over and we read the papers the next morning? 就像那晚你留宿 第二天早上我們一起看報紙的時候?
- Uh-huh. - That was really nice. - 唔 - 那很不錯
And I thought, yeah, that is something 我想 呃 那是我今後
that I could do for the rest of my life. 一輩子都可以做的事情
Yeah, well, you know, I like sleep and newspapers 哦 你知道 我和別的人一樣
- as much as the next person, but... - Right. - 喜歡睡覺和報紙 但... - 沒錯
the rest of your life? 今後一輩子?
You know, you're gonna get bedsores. 你知道 你會得褥瘡
I would have no problem finding you a position 把你安排到我的
within my Dream Metric team. Sound good? 統計夢小組裡怎麼樣?
- Yes, sir. - We are simpatico. - 沒問題 先生 - 我們達成一致了
- We have a deal. - Pleasure doing business with you, sir. - 我們搞定了 - 很榮幸和您共事 先生
Yes, yes. Justice Blackwell, how are you? 是的 是的 Blackwell法官 您好嗎?
Thank you so much for calling me back. 非常感謝您回電話給我
- You fast? - Oh, yeah. - 你很快? - 哦 沒錯
They call me the Washington Flash. 他們叫我華盛頓閃電
I doubt that. 我很懷疑
All right, let's get this over with ASAP. 好吧 讓我們趕緊跑一遍吧
It's not gonna be easy with this big, gangly 對這個傻大二逼來說可不容易
piss flap over here who moves like-- 他動起來就像是...
hey, what do you move like, Will? 嘿 你動起來像什麼 Will?
I move as slowly as a Mississippi detective 我就像密西西比警察偵查
investigating the murder of a young black man. 年輕黑人謀殺案一樣慢(種族歧視最臭名昭著的南方州之一)
That's right. Ready, Mike? 沒錯 準備好了嗎 Mike?
Yeah, abso-- oh. Right behind you. 嗯 完 哦 您先請
Hey, ma'am, you know you're gonna break 嘿 女士 您知道這個
the president's heart with this news. 消息會讓總統心碎
Wish I could break his spine. 我希望我可以敲斷他的脊柱
But I can't, 'cause it's made of Jell-O. 但我不能 因為它是用果凍做的 (沒骨氣)
Come on, you being veep is the best thing that's ever happened to America. 別這樣 您當副總統是美國有史以來最棒的事情
Gary, it has been shit. Gary 這糟透了
- No, it hasn't. - It has. I'm getting out. - 不 沒有 - 就是的 我不幹了
- Oh, Madam Vice President. - What did I tell you earlier? - 哦 副總統女士 - 我之前告訴你什麼了?
- Again? - Yeah. - 又來? - 沒錯
Excuse me, Ben. Gonna go see the president. 抱歉 Ben 正要去見總統
Uh, no. No, you're not. He's canceled. 呃 不 不 你不能 他取消了
And you're gonna meet with me instead. 取而代之的 是跟我見面
Ma'am, that is what I was going to tell you earlier today 女士 我之前正要跟您說這個
- until you told me to-- - Fuck off. - 直到您對我說...- 滾開
Are you finishing my sentence or are you telling me that again? 您是在接完我的話還是再對我說一次那個?
Both. 都是
Yes, ma'am. 是的 女士
Good. Go ahead. 好 走吧
Congressman... 國會議員...
Wow, you're fast. 喔 你很快
Just wondering if you could use a top press guy. 只是想知道您是否需要一個頂級的媒體人
Ha! I really don't have any need for you, Mike. 哈! 我真的一點都不需要你 Mike
You're kind of obsolete. 你有些過時了
You're like a Viking stuck in time. 你就像是困在過去的維京海盜
- I have excellent contacts. - Really? - 我有很強的人脈 - 真的?
Very high up people, sir. Very high up. 很高層的人 先生 非常高
Maybe you can hook me up with Charlize Theron. 或許你能給我聯絡上Charlize Theron (奧斯卡影后)
Funny, but I'm being serious, sir. 很好笑 但我是認真的 先生
No, I'm being serious, too. I'd like to fuck her. 不 我也是認真的 我想幹她
Why'd you leave anyway? You get stuck with your dick in the veep's decaf? 不管怎樣 你為什麼要離開? 你和你的老二都卡在副總
No, we just all need new challenges. 不 我們只是都需要新的挑戰
We? What, is the whole team leaving? 我們? 什麼 整個小組都要離開?
- No, no. No, sir. - Holy shit. - 不 不 不 先生 - 去他媽的
- She's leaving the ticket. - No, absolutely not. - 她要退選了 - 不 完全不是
We had a fucking deal. I make Senate in two years, 我們他媽的有協議 我兩年後當選參議員
we run together as a team in six. 六年後我們一起參加大選
- That was the deal. - Why don't you fucking kill yourself, Will? - 協議就是這樣的 - 你他媽為什麼不自殺 Will?
Let me be clear, sir. She may be planning to run in six years 讓我澄清一下 先生 如果她要退選的話
if she was leaving the ticket, 那麼她可能打算六年後參選
which I have not actually said she will. 而我沒有真的說她會
Oh, fucking God, thank you for stopping. 哦 我滴蒼天 謝謝你停下來
You know what? If I didn't already know 你知道嗎? 如果我之前還不知道
how shitty you are at your job, you just proved it. 你工作做得有多爛 你剛剛也證明了這一點
I have some very big news, ma'am. 我有些重大的消息 女士
Well, I have huge news. 哦 我有巨大的消息
In fact, I guarantee you that my news is front-page news. 事實上 我向你保證我的消息會是頭版的那種
Your news is probably more like a page six, 而你的大概是第六頁(娛樂版)
Kardashian crap news. Kardashian的那種無聊消息 (娛樂家族卡戴珊)
POTUS knows how this is all going to end, 總統知道這一切將如何結束
so he drank the poisoned Kool-Aid 所以他喝了我那一藍色超大馬克杯
from my very big, blue mug. 的毒Kool-Aid飲料
- Huh? - He isn't going to run again in two years. - 哈? - 兩年後他不會競選連任了
Are you serious? 你認真的?
No, I'm Joan fucking Rivers. 不 我是他媽的Joan Rivers(著名喜劇演員)
Of course I'm serious. 我當然是認真的
Once the party leadership figures out he's not gonna run, 一旦黨內領袖發現他不會參選
then all the impeachment bullshit is just gonna fade away. 那麼所有彈劾狗屁都會煙消雲散
So, um-- 那麼 呃
so why didn't he tell me this? Why are you telling me this? 那麼為什麼他不來對我說? 為什麼是你告訴我這個?
Because he couldn't stomach the look-- like that, 因為他沒法忍受那表情 像那個
just like that-- of unbridled joy. 就像那個 控制不住的喜悅
Ben, I am crying Ben 我在心底
very quietly on the inside. 默默地哭泣
While in your mind you're doing pirouettes on his grave. 而在你的腦海裡 你正在他的墓上跳舞旋轉
Oh, don't tell me you're not happy about this. 哦 別告訴我你沒有為此高興
You're finally getting out of here. 你終於能擺脫這裡了
Well, it's not the job that's depressing. 哦 不是工作讓人沮喪
Life is depressing. 生活才讓人沮喪
Let's go. 走吧
No, I've got it. I can do this. 不 我可以 我能做到這個
I'm fine. 我沒事
Yes! 耶!
Fuck! Gosh! 操! 天哪!
Ahem. 呃
Hi, Sue. 你好 Sue
We'd like to see the vice president as a matter of some urgency. 因為一些緊急事件 我們想見副總統
- No. - Fuck this, I'm going in the side door. - 不行 - 操你的 我從偏門進
You do and Secret Service might break your neck. 你那麼做的話 特勤局特工可能會擰斷你的脖子
- That would be a tragedy. - Yeah? Ma'am. - 那就悲劇了 - 是麼? 女士
- Oh, hi, Roger. - Can we talk? - 哦 你好 Roger - 我們能談談嗎?
Of course we can talk. Hey, could I have my yogurt, please? 我們當然能談談 嘿 能請你給我酸奶嗎?
Oh, here. Don't eat it too fast. 哦 這 別吃得太快
Oh, stop it, Nervous Nelly. 哦 住嘴 大驚小怪的傢伙
All right, get me something sloppy with a spoon to eat. 好了 給我來點流質的食品 加把勺子
- Do you want some yogurt? - No, thanks. - 你想來點酸奶嗎? - 不 謝謝
- You look good, by the way. - Oh, thanks. - 你看起來不錯 順便說 - 哦 謝謝
What, are you working out or what? 什麼 你在鍛煉還是什麼?
Yeah, I'm burning calories with the old anxiety diet. 是的 我用老的焦慮療法消耗卡路里
- Oh. - You know, the anxiet. - 哦 - 你知道的 焦慮(anxiet-ease精油)
If you want to get some cardio exercise, you have to have a heart. 如果你想做有氧運動 你得先有心才行啊
I heard a pretty lousy rumor 我聽說了一個很糟糕的謠言
that you're not running for reelection with POTUS in two years. 說你兩年後不會再和總統一起競選了
- Oh. - And that would be disturbing - 哦 - 那很令人困擾
because I kind of need you to run as VP again. 因為我有點需要你再次以副總統的身份參選
And then I get in the Senate 然後我進入參議院
and then you and I run together as a team. 然後你和我一起參選
- Remember, that was the deal. - Yeah, I remember that. - 記住 這是協議 - 是的 我記得那個
Where did you hear this rumor? 你從哪聽來的謠言?
Oh, I heard it from the Gingerhead Man. 哦 從小姜餅那
The gash with the stash. McLintock. 有小鬍子的裂縫(嘴) Mclintock(同名電影主角)
What, are you kidding me? 什麼 你在開玩笑?
Mike sees knowledge as the enemy. Forget about that. Mike視信息為敵 忘了它吧
Then you are running with the president in two years? 那麼你兩年後會和總統一起競選?
I am absolutely running in two years. 兩年後我絕對會參選
And then four years after that, reelection, baby. 那之後的四年 競選連任 寶貝
What do you mean reelection? 你說競選連任是什麼意思?
Not reelection. Election at that time. 不是競選連任 那個時候是競選
- Yep. Right. - You and I election. - 是的 沒錯 - 你和我競選
Wait. But why did you say reelection? 等等 但你剛剛為什麼說競選連任?
- What? - You said reelection. - 什麼? - 你說了競選連任
Which implies that perhaps something else is going on. 那就意味著有什麼其他的事情發生了
I meant election. You know what I meant. 我指的是參選 你知道我說的是什麼
- But you said reelection. - I meant election, okay? - 但你說了競選連任 - 我指的是參選 好嗎?
It's like saying flammable or inflammable. 這就像說i易燃的和容易燃燒的
- It's the same thing. - I smell a fucking rat. - 都是一樣的意思 - 我聞到了有貓膩的味道
- Oh, stop it. - I'll tell you what it is, too. - 哦 閉嘴 - 我也告訴你那是什麼意思
It's this whole administration. 那就是這整個政府班子
And I'm gonna light a fire under the whole thing. 我會在這整個東西下面點把火
Then we'll find out whether it's flammable or inflammable. 然後我們就會找出是易燃的還是容易燃燒的了
Come on, Wilbo Faggins, let's go. 走 小器的基佬 走了
Okay, where are my beautiful veeple people? 好吧 我親愛的副總統班子在哪?
There's one. I need my veeple 這有一個 我需要我的副總統班子
to come into my office, please. 來我的辦公室 請
Hey, it's J-Diddy. Ladies get giddy. 嘿 J老爹來了 女士們興奮起來吧
- Jonah. Hey, listen, settle something for me. - Okay. - Jonah 嘿 聽著 幫我解決點事 - 好的
You like to have sex and you like to travel? 你喜歡做愛和旅遊?
- Yes, ma'am. - Then you can fuck off. - 是的 女士 - 那麼你可以滾了
But I shall be right here if you need me. 但如果你需要我的話我就在這
Like the mighty oak that stands for-- ma'am. 就像是象徵著....的大橡樹... 女士
I have something to say. 我有話要說
I've literally no idea what you're gonna say. 我完全不知道你要說什麼
I'm not leaving. POTUS is leaving. 我不會離開 總統會離開
He's not gonna run for a second term. 他不會競選連任了
- I'm gonna run. - Oh, my God! - 我會參選 - 哦 天哪
- I'm gonna run for president! - Oh, yeah! - 我會競選總統! - 哦 耶!
- That's awesome. - I did not see that coming. - 太棒了 - 我完全沒想到啊
Selina Meyer, she deals 'em fire. Bam! Selina Meyer 她點燃了他們 砰!
Boom! Let's go to the fucking moon! 砰! 我們這是要上天了!
I was this close to living on my boat. 我之前離住在我的船上已經這麼近了
- Oh, my God. I'm just-- - Congratulations, ma'am. - 哦 天哪 我只 - 恭喜 女士
Can you give me 能讓我
some time with my core team? 和我的核心隊伍呆一會嗎?
- Um, Br-- Br- - Ed. - 呃 Br Br - Ed
- Bre-- Ed. - Of course. - Bre Ed - 當然
I feel as though I may have missed something. 我覺得我好像錯過了什麼
If you need to fill me in on that-- 如果你們要跟我匯報...
Hey, what happened in there? 嘿 裡面什麼事?
They're celebrating 他們慶祝的是...
because you weren't in there. 你不在裡面
Gears are already turning. 齒輪已經在轉動
- I see a lightbulb above your head. - Bing! - 我在你的頭上看到了一個燈泡 - 叮!
Okay, now listen, so... 好了 現在聽著 所以...
you guys don't need to take other jobs. 你們不需要找其他工作了
You're here with me. 你們在這 和我一起
Uh, I've accepted a number of posts. 呃 我已經接受了不少職位
- Did you say a number? - Currently four. - 你剛說了不少? - 現在是四個
Wow. You're gonna cancel them, right? 喔 你會拒掉他們的 對吧?
Oh, clearly. Yeah. Oh, yeah. 哦 當然 是的 哦 是的
I've said no to everything, ma'am. I am here for you. 我對所有的都說了不 女士 我為您而存在
- Good. - Hey, ma'am. - 好 - 嘿 女士
I took a job also. 我也找了份工作
- I didn't mean you, Gary. - I know. - 我之前沒說過你 Gary - 我知道
What job? 什麼工作?
I'm going into business with Dana 我會去和Dana做生意
and we're doing D&G Cheese Overseas. 我們會一起做D&G進口奶酪
- Cheese? - And it's overseas. - 奶酪? - 是進口的
Wait a minute. You're choosing dead milk over me? 等一會 你選擇了過期牛奶而不是我?
No, don't say that. That's not true. 不 別那麼說 那不是事實
Well, you're just gonna have to tell her you're not gonna do that. 哦 你只需要告訴她你不會那麼做
I can't. I can't tell her that. 我不能 我不能那麼對她說
Why not? Are you scared of her? 為什麼不? 你害怕她?
- Yeah. - Okay. - 是的 - 好吧
Gary, you cannot let this woman Gary 你不能讓那個
have control over you, okay? 女人控制你 好嗎?
Seriously, you have got to stick up for yourself. 說真的 你得為自己堅強起來
You gotta work for me. 你得為我工作
Right. Right. She scares me a lot. 是的 是的 我非常害怕她
All right, call her in and I'm gonna talk to her. 很好 打電話給她 我來跟她說
- Okay? - Okay, yeah. Got it. - 好嗎? - 好的 嗯 知道了
Ma'am, science fair in 30 minutes. 女士 30分鐘後有科技展覽
Okay, you go deal with that and you cover for Gary, okay? 好吧 你去處理那個 而你去替Gary的班 好嗎?
You trust me with that Leviathan? 你相信我能處理那個Leviathan?
Uh, ma'am, I left my BlackBerry in-- 呃 女士 我把我的黑莓忘在...
Okay, now listen, I got this science fair thing. 好了 現在聽著 我得去這個科技展覽
So I want to make my speech 我想讓我的講話
- a little bit more presidential. - Yeah. - 多一點總統味 - 哦
Like I'm Marilyn Monroe, 就像我是瑪麗蓮·夢露
just JFK the fuck out of me. 就給我狠狠地體現一把肯尼迪的味道 (二人有染)
- Ooh, I got something. - You do? - 哦 我有主意了 - 你確定?
- Yeah, I do. I got something. - Fantastic. - 沒錯 我有 我有想法了 - 棒極了
I'm just completely in the dark. If-- 我完全不知道發生了什麼 如果
I'm gonna go call Andrew. Mm-mm-mm. 我去打電話給Andrew 唔嗯
- Uh-- uh-- - No, no, no, it's all about crazy money, Ame. - 呃 呃 - 不 不 不 完全是說錢的事 Ame
He's got the crazy money 他有大筆的錢
and I'm crazy enough to go get it. 而我足夠瘋狂去要這些錢
As long as it's strictly business. 只要你別夾帶私活就行
Andy? It's me. Andy? 是我
It's Lee. 是Lee
Can you come here? 你能過來這裡嗎?
Oh, there he is. 哦 他在那
Hey, quit being so hot. You're gonna melt all my cheese. 嘿 別這麼熱辣 會把我所有的奶酪都融化的
- Hi, you. - Hi, sweetie. Hi. - 嗨 你 - 你好 親愛的 嗨
Hey, what's wrong? 嘿 怎麼了?
You look like you did when I asked you to talk dirty. 你的表情就像我叫你說髒話的時候一樣
- You were just like, "I'm in you right now." - Shh. I know, I know. - 你就像 "我現在正在你身體裡" - 噓 我知道 我知道
Stop, stop. I wanted to talk to you about something. 停 停 我想跟你說些事
Selina's gonna stay. Selina會留下來
Okay. Well, that ship has sailed. 好吧 呃 這件事已經定下來了
You're on the good ship Pecorino now. 你現在正在好船Pecorino(奶酪名)上
Yeah, I'm gonna stay, too, I think. 是的 我也會留下來 我想
- No. No. - Okay, listen-- - 不行 不行 - 好吧 聽著
- Where's the Toscano? - It's at D12. - Toscano奶酪在哪? - 在D12
That's right over there, okay? She needs me. 就在那邊 好嗎? 她需要我
It's like I'm her central nervous system. 就像我是她的中樞神經系統
Honey, she'll get another bag bunny, I just know it. 親愛的 她會找到另一個背包的小兔子 我就知道
No, Brett, it's further down. That's the Sardo, buddy. 不 Brett 在更底下 那是Sardo奶酪 夥計
Okay, I'm not a bag bunny. 好吧 我不是背包的兔子
It's like I'm Selina's soul mate over there. 在那我就像是Selina的靈魂伴侶
- Okay, I love the stinking shit out of you, Gary. - I know you do. - 好吧 我愛你這個人的全部 Gary - 我知道你愛
She doesn't love you, okay? She doesn't care. 她不愛你 好嗎? 她不在乎
- She does care. - You're just a guy that does a job for her. - 她真的在乎 - 你就是個給她工作的人
- That's not true. - Who's more important to you? - 那不是事實 - 誰對你而言更重要?
- Me or her? - Okay, that choice, there's no way-- - 我還是她? - 好吧 那個選擇 沒法
Do we have any with black truffle? 我們有什麼是有黑松露的?
That's F15. Okay? F15. 那是F15 好嗎? F15
Listen, the choice you're giving me between you and her, that's impossible. 聽著 你讓我在你和她之間選擇 這是不可能的
Sorry, not black truffle. I meant white truffle. 抱歉 沒有黑松露 我說的是白松露
That's next to the black truffle, okay. 就在黑松露的旁邊 好嗎
What the fuck is wrong with you, Brett? 你他媽什麼毛病 Brett?
This is not a big place, is it? It's not a big place. 這不是個大地方 好嗎? 這不是個大地方
I'm sorry. Would you guys like some space? 我很抱歉 你們需要一些空間嗎?
- Yeah! - No! Stay right where you are. - 當然! - 不! 呆在那別動
Okay, listen, she wants to talk to you. 好吧 聽著 她想跟你談談
- She wants to explain this to you. - Fine. - 她想對你解釋這個 - 好
- Okay? Please? - I'll go. - 好嗎? 拜託? - 我會去
I'm not afraid to fight for you, Gary. That's the truth. 我不害怕為你而戰 Gary 這就是真相
No, no, no. Bah, bah, bah, bah. 不 不 不 別 別 別 別
Let's literally not fight, all right? 真的 讓我們不要戰鬥 好嗎?
Okay? That's good cheese. 好嗎? 那是好奶酪
{9}副總統辦公室 艾森豪威爾行政樓
Amy, this is really happening. Amy 這真的成真了
You know, listen, just ignore that earlier me. 你知道 聽著 別去管早些時候的我
The "Little House on the Prairie" bullshit. 那個狗屁的"大草原上的小房子"
No, updated me, totally career focused 不 更新的我 全部精神集中在事業上
and shooting for the White House. 目標白宮
Of course, and I am right behind/beside you. 當然 我就在你身後/身旁
You, Chief of Staff to the president, 你 總統的辦公廳主任
me, chief of sexiness and spooning. 而我...主管性感和側抱
Yeah, but as I said, the focus right now 沒錯 但就像我說的 現在的重心
has got to be... 必須是...
Hey, Amy, can I talk to you about something? 嘿 Amy 我能和你談談嗎?
Accidental dick move. 突發的大囧事
I had to write Selina's speech for the science fair so fast 我寫Selina在科技展覽上的講話寫得太快
that I think I plagiarized a speech that I wrote for Chung. 導致我覺得我抄了我給Chung準備的談話
So here's Selina's hard copy 這是Selina的文本
and Chung's is already up on his YouTube. 而Chung的已經上傳到他的YouTube上了
I met a young woman name Juanita. 我遇到了個叫Juanita的年輕姑娘
- Oh, here's the bit. - It's not about what America means to me. - 哦 就是這段 - 這和美國對我而言是什麼無關
It's what I mean to America. 而是我對美國來說意味著什麼
Because America would be nothing without Americans. 因為沒有了美國人民美國就什麼都不是
Jesus, you wrote this shit? 天 你寫了這段屁話?
Yeah, it's like a noun-verb gumbo. 是的 這就像一碗沒有動詞的湯
So it's the fictitious girl. I gave her the same girl. 這就是個虛擬的女孩 我給了她同一個女孩
Although I did change it from Juanita to Anita. 儘管我把Juanita換成了Anita
Oh, that's a brilliant plan. 哦 那是個絕妙的計劃
Why don't you change America to Shmamerica? Yeah, I'm calling Mike. 你為什麼不把美國換成蒙羞美國(shame+美國)? 哦 我現在打給
No, I already tried him. It went straight to voice mail. 不用 我已經試過了 直接轉到了他的語音信箱
I met this young scientist named Anita. 我遇見了這個叫Anita的年輕科學家
- And I said to her... - You got a charger? - 我對她說... - 你有充電器嗎?
- Shh, I'm trying to watch. - Okay, champ. - 噓 我正在觀看 - 好吧 贏家
...and she said, "It's not what science means to me, ...她說 "不是科學對我而言是什麼
it's what I mean to science." 而是我對科學意味著什麼"
Let's do this one first. This is a mappable social media cloud for pets. 讓我們先做這個 這是個可以地圖定位寵物的社交媒體網
- Oh, I'm impressed with that. - Home run. - 哦 我被那個驚艷了 - 全壘打
Listen, let me tell you something. Three words-- 聽著 我告訴你 三個詞:
caucus, primary, money. 黨團 初選 錢
- Right? - Go big. - 對吧? - 大幹一場
No, four words-- money again. Right? 不 四個詞 還是錢 對吧?
'Cause that's what we need. Mike, we need a lot of money. 因為那就是我們需要的 Mike 我們需要很多錢
This is Rachel and Erica over here, ma'am. 這裡的是Rachel和Erica 女士
- Oh, wow, what is this? - It's an ant kibbutz. - 哦 哇哦 這是什麼? - 它是個螞蟻公社
Okay. I would love to look at that. 好吧 我想要看看那個
Oh, and I just had a thought. 哦 我剛剛有個想法
- Remember that Iowa steak fry thing? - Mm-hmm. - 記得那個愛荷華煎牛排的東西? - 唔嗯
- We need to go to that. - Yeah. - 我們得去那個 - 是的
Seriously, 'cause there's a lot of money there. 真的 因為那裡有很多錢
- And steak. - And steak. I love it. - 還有牛排 - 還有牛排 我愛那個
So, I know what you're thinking, Madam Vice President. 我知道你在想什麼 副總統女士
- You do? Uh-oh. - A confined space, right? - 你確定? 哦 哦 - 有限的空間 對吧?
But it's a humane environment. 但這是個人文環境
Well, from up here, they look like ants. 哦 從上面看 他們看起來像螞蟻
That's a joke. 那是個笑話
- Because they are ants. - This way, ma'am. - 因為它們就是螞蟻 - 這邊請 女士
- This is some kind of robot. - Really? That's it? - 這是某種機器人 - 真的嗎? 就那樣?
- Would you excuse me? - Hey, Joe fucking Slow. - 我能走開一下嗎? - 嘿 慢貨Joe
You ever think about answering your phone? 你有想到過要接電話嗎?
Chill out. I lost my charger. You got one? 冷靜 我弄丟了我的充電器 你有嗎?
You're at a science fair. One of these kids could build you a charger. 你在科技展覽上 隨便一個孩子就能給你做一個充電器
- What's the problem? - Ben's been trying to get in touch with the veep all day. - 怎麼了? - Ben一整天都在試圖聯絡副總統
All right, well, she's busy. 好吧 呃 她很忙
Sorry there, Todd. Just real quick. 抱歉 Todd 很快
- Oh. - Matters of state. - 哦 - 國家事務
Sir, yes, I have the vice president for you. It's Ben. 先生 沒錯 副總統在這 是Ben
- Give her a little space. - Hi, Ben. How's it going? - 給她點空間 - 你好 Ben 怎麼樣?
Furlong has been spraying all over town Furlong在城裡到處說
that you think POTUS is gonna quit. 你認為總統會退出
What? I didn't say anything to that crusty ass clown. 什麼? 我沒對那個暴躁的蠢貨說過任何事
I might have mixed up a couple words, but... 我大概搞混了幾個詞 但是...
Well, now POTUS can't say that he won't be running for reelection 好吧 現在總統沒法說他不會為連任競選
because it'll look like he's being pushed out. 因為那會讓他看起來像是被迫出局的
So now our spineless, 所以現在我們懦弱的
flip-floppy fuckbag is staying. 反覆無常的蠢貨會留下來
- Oh, boy. - Is everything okay? - 哦 去 - 一切正常嗎?
I've got to get out of here before I set fire to one of these nerds. 我得在我點燃這裡的某個書獃子之前出去
- Okay, okay, let's go. - That's my phone. - 好吧 好吧 走 - 那是我的手機
- Thank you. Thank you. - Madam Vice President. - 謝謝 謝謝 - 副總統女士
- No. - We're so sorry. She really likes it, - 不 - 我們很抱歉 她真的很喜歡它
but unfortunately she's out of time, you guys. 但不幸的是她沒有時間了 夥計們
But this man right here is gonna take over for her. 但這裡的這個男人會代替她
Don't fuck this up. This is a public relations nightmare waiting to happen. 別搞砸這個了 這會是場即將發生的公關噩夢
Promise them everything. Thank you, kids. 什麼事都答應他們 謝謝 孩子們
Ma'am, are you-- 女士 你...
I thought you'd like this spot. 我想你會喜歡這裡
DC's current go-to place for these off-the-record meets. 現在特區秘密會面的必來之地
Good choice. Under the radar as we used to say in the military. 好選擇 就像我們過去常在部隊裡說"雷達偵測不到"
Yeah, I think other people say that, too. 嗯 我想其他人也會這麼說
It's about loyalty to the truth. 這和對真相的忠誠有關
And to the American people. 以及對美國人民的忠誠
Furlong and Doyle have turned their guns on the president. Furlong和Doyle將槍口指向了總統
That's the worst kind of friendly fire. 這是最糟糕的一種友軍炮火
The unfriendly kind. 就是不友好的那種
Yeah, oh, Danny, I just want to let you know, 是的 哦 Danny 我只是想讓你知道
one of your anecdotes may have accidentally 你其中一件軼事可能意外地
made its way into a veep speech via me. 被我寫進了副總統的講話
And I'd really appreciate it if you could let this one slide. 如果你能讓這件事過去 我會很感激
Selina's a plagiarist? That's perfect. Selina是個剽竊者? 太完美了
You just handed me a silver bullet. 你剛給了我一顆銀子彈(殺暗黑生物的絕招)
And as you know, I'm a good shot. 而如你所知 我是個好槍手
I might back away, though, from calling her a liar. 儘管 我大概不會叫她撒謊者
After all, you didn't really meet anyone named Juanita who said that. 畢竟 你沒有真的碰到過一個叫Juanita並說過那些話的人
No, I did. As I recall, it went something like... 不 我 有 就像我記得的那樣 是這樣的...
"Mr. Ching, I come to America to work. "Ching先生 我來美國工作(Chung模仿的是華人口音 而Juanita是拉丁裔名)
I send money home, but life here is so hard for me." 我把錢寄回去 但這裡的生活對我來說很艱苦"
I didn't know you did voices. 我不知道你還會配音
Sue, come here. Sue 過來
- Where's Dan? - He stepped out. - Dan在哪? - 他出去了
Um, ahem. 呃 啊
POTUS has decided that he is staying, 總統決定他要留下來
and he is going to seek reelection after all. 他到底還是要尋求連任
Of course he wants to stay. 他當然想留下來
Could you just not... 你能不能不...
So he's running for a second term, 他要連任
which means I won't be running for a first term. 就是說我不會為首任任期競選
So there's no point in my staying. I'm just gonna leave. 那麼我沒有任何理由留下來 我會離開
- So he changed his mind again? - Yeah. - 他又改主意了? - 是的
Jesus, the inside of his head must be like an Escher drawing. 天 他的腦袋裡面絕對就像Escher的畫(以"迷惑的圖畫"出名)
Ma'am, Andrew is here to see you. 女士 Andrew來見您了
Oh, good, more hurt and disappointment. 哦 好 更多的傷害和失望
There is one other thing that-- 有另外一件事
and I'm so sorry to let you down, 我很抱歉讓您失望
but I'm gonna stay with Selina. 但是我會留在Selina那裡
You think you get to decide 你覺得你能決定
on whether or not I hire you? 我是不是要僱用你?
There are plenty of Dans out there, Dan. 外面有大把的Dan Dan
Look around. 看看周圍
Sorry, kid. 抱歉 孩子
Hey, don't call me kid, okay? 嘿 別叫我孩子 好嗎?
I mean, A: you're not Jimmy Cagney, all right? 我是說 第一 你不是Jimmy Cagney (銀幕硬漢) 好嗎?
And B: we're practically the same fucking age. 第二 我們基本上他媽的同齡
Then it must really hurt to know how much more I've achieved in life. 那麼知道我比你取得了多得多的成就你肯定很傷心
Decorated veteran. President-in-waiting. 滿是功勳的老兵 未來的總統
Oh, okay. Do you see this? See this right here? 哦 好吧 你看到這個了嗎? 看到這裡的這個了嗎?
You know what this is? This is me playing "Fuck You" on the world's biggest cello. 你知道這個是什麼嗎? 這是我在世界上最大的
Oh, I think someone just suicide bombed their own future. 哦 我想某個人剛剛自殺性的毀滅了他自己的未來
God, you know, if I had a dollar for every time you mentioned that goddamn war, 天 你知道 如果你每次提及那場該死的戰爭的時候
I would buy a tank and I would blow your fat fucking head off. 我的錢足夠買個坦克然後把你他媽的大肥頭給轟下來
Wow. Well, I'm sorry, Dan. 喔 好吧 抱歉 Dan
I hate to leave a man down, but I'll see you around. 我討厭讓人失望 但後會有期
{9}Selina不參選了 總統要留下來
Danny. Danny, hey. Danny Danny 嘿
Are you fucking kidding me? 去你的你在玩我?
You brought me over here for nothing? 你讓我過來 卻空手而歸?
Are you really talking to me like this right now? 你現在真的要這麼對我說話?
- I have shit to do. - I am in a bad way. - 我有很多事要做 - 我現在情況不好
Honestly, it's so out of line. 誠實地說 那太出格了
- It's so out of line. - It is. - 那太出格了 - 是的
You get fucked by everybody in DC-- 你被特區的每個人搞得一團糟
your friends, your enemies, 你的朋友 敵人
your colleagues, your fucking family. 同事 他媽的家人
That's Washington, DC, for you. 那就是華盛頓特區
DC-- District of Cunts. DC 王八蛋區
Ma'am, you remember Sally, T.J., and Paul. 女士 你記得Sally T.J.和 Paul
This is my nerd herd. And I mean that affectionately. 這是我的書獃子小隊 是善意的說法
Jonah, this is a restricted area. Jonah 這是管制區
We're like Area 51 except more restricted. 我們就像51區一樣 只是管制更嚴格 (傳說中關押外星人的區域)
- Jonah, can you come here just for a second? - Yeah. - Jonah 你能過來一下嗎? - 是的
Do you want to fill me in as to what's going on right now? 你能告訴我現在是怎麼回事嗎?
Yes, ma'am. Your abrupt exit from the science fair. 是的 女士 您突然從科技展覽退場
Mike needed a PR fix, so you have to give these guys a West Wing tour. Mike需要在公關上彌補一下 所以你得給這些傢伙一個白宮
- What? - Uh, ma'am. - 什麼? - 呃 女士
This has got to stop. 這得停下來
You should be aware that the president is on his way. 你得明白總統正在路上
Hey, why don't we go sit on these chairs for a second? 嘿 我們為什麼不在這些椅子上坐一會?
What did you say? The president is coming here? 你說什麼? 總統要過來?
- Yes. - Why? He never comes here. - 是的 - 為什麼? 他從來不過來
I don't know. Information-wise, I am becalmed. 我不知道 從信息的角度來說 我沒得到消息
The president is coming here? 總統要來這?
Gary, Dana just cleared security. This is anarchy. Gary Dana剛過了安檢 這裡一片混亂
Hey, ma'am, is now a bad time to talk to Dana? 嘿 女士 現在不是和Dana談話的好時機吧?
- Yeah! - Okay, let me just go fix that. - 沒錯! - 好的 讓我處理好那個
I'll fix that. 我去處理好那個
- Hey. Hey. - Gary who I'm gonna marry. - 嘿 嘿 - Gary 我要嫁的人
Fiancée in the house. Ooh, ooh! 未婚妻來了 哦 哦!
This is not a good time, baby. 這不是個好時機 寶貝
I brought the Pecorino Duo Grande sampler. 我帶了Pecorino Duo Grande奶酪樣品
- Shaved and grated. - Okay, I'll just give this to her. - 磨細了的 - 好吧 我把這個給她
But why? Oh, my God, is it Selina? 但是為什麼? 哦 天 是Selina嗎?
Right? She doesn't like me, is that it? 對嗎? 她不喜歡我 是那樣吧?
- She loves you. - Then what is it? - 她喜歡你 - 那是什麼?
Shh, shh. 噓 噓
- POTUS is coming. - Oh, my God! - 總統要過來 - 哦 天哪!
There's a lot of security and he doesn't like a lot of people around. 這會有很多保安 而他不希望周圍有很多人
He should get the basket. Right? We'll get him to tweet about it. 應該把這個籃子給他 對吧? 我們讓他發個推
It'll be great publicity. You know I'm right. 會是超棒的宣傳 你知道我是對的
Is he gonna drop me from the ticket? 他要和我拆伙麼?
- Is that what's going on? He's gone postal. - I have no idea. - 那就是現在的情況? 他大動肝火 - 我不知道
- Ma'am. - What? - 女士 - 什麼?
You've got to mello yellow. 你得冷靜下來(飲料名)
Don't tell me not to panic. 別告訴我不要驚慌
I know how to freak out, okay? 我知道怎麼崩潰 好嗎?
Everybody can just shut the shit up. 所有人都他媽閉上嘴
- I got to think. - Okay. - 我得想想 - 好吧
- We know what she's like. - Andrew, don't talk to me. - 我們知道她怎麼樣 - Andrew 別跟我說話
Ma'am, should I get Jonah to get the kids-- 女士 我要不要讓Jonah把那些孩子...
I'll get Jonah to get the kids out. 我會讓Jonah把那些孩子帶出去
Jonah, why don't you put the kids in my office? Jonah 你為什麼不把孩子帶到我的辦公室?
- Mike. Mike. - Is the president coming? - Mike Mike - 總統要過來?
- Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike! - Ma'am, I'm coming. - Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike! - 女士 我來了
- I'm here. I'm here. - Come here. - 我來了 我來了 - 過來這裡
- We got to make a statement. - Okay. - 我們得做個聲明 - 好的
Because I think POTUS is coming here to kick me off the ticket. 因為我認為總統要過來把我踢出去
And I've got to make a statement saying I'm leaving the ticket 我得在他踢掉我之前作出聲明說我要離開
before he drops me from it. I've got to jump before we get stabbed in the back. 你知道我得在我們遭黑手之前跳出來
- Danny Chung is making an announcement. - What? - 好吧 Danny Chung做了個聲明 - 什麼?
I was proud to serve in the military. 我很自豪曾在部隊服役
I'm proud to serve as a governor. 我很自豪作為州長為民眾服務
Today I've set up an exploratory committee 今天我設立了探索委員會
- to look into whether in a couple of years... - Okay. - 來調查未來幾年內... - 好吧
...I might be of use serving at an even higher level. ... 我是否可能在更高層的位置上發揮作用
Does she make you happy? Because I make you happy. 她讓你開心嗎? 因為我讓你開心
Of course you make me happy, baby. 你當然讓我開心 寶貝
- Ma'am, we're gonna have to ask you to leave. - What is this? - 女士 我們得請你離開 - 這是怎麼回事?
Oh, my God. What's going on? 哦 天哪 怎麼了?
We are gonna talk about this when we get home. 我們回去再說
- You are my diamond. - I am a diamond in the rough. - 你是我的鑽石 - 我是鑽石原石
- I know you're a diamond. - Get your hands off me. - 我知道你是鑽石 - 把你的手拿開
I know what I'm gonna do. 我知道我要做什麼
I'm gonna run against Chung. 我要作為Chung的對手參選
Okay? I'm gonna take myself off the ticket. 好嗎? 我要和總統散伙
I'll run against Chung and I'll run against POTUS. 我要和Chung還有總統競爭
It'll be like a political massacre. 這會是場政治大屠殺
Quit freaking out. You need to get your head together. 別驚慌 您得過過腦子
What do you mean? The president's gonna be here any second. 你什麼意思? 我我已經下決心了 總統隨時都會到...
Lookie, lookie, lookie, lookie. 瞧 瞧 瞧 瞧
- This is for you. - What? - 這是給您的 - 什麼?
It's like a Pecorino peace offering. 這就像個Pecorina和平獻禮
What the crippling fuck is going on with you? 你他媽到底在幹什麼?
- I got rid of Dana. - You've got to get out of here. - 我擺脫Dana了 - 你得出去
- Get out of here. - I have POTUS incoming! - 出去 - 總統過來了!
- I have POTUS incoming! - Make a statement, Mike. - 總統過來了! - 做個聲明 Mike
- About what? About what? - Everything. - 關於什麼? 關於什麼? - 所有的
All possible statements that you can even think of. 你能想到的所有可能的聲明
Okay, I'll come up with something. 好吧 我會想出點東西的 我會想出來的
- Let's go say hi to POTUS. - Don't talk to me like I'm a crazy person. - 讓我們去和總統問好 - 別當我是瘋子一樣對我說話
I didn't mean to. It came out weird. 那不是我的本意 說出來的時候變得奇怪了
Make a hole, yo. POTUS coming through. Make a hole. 空出地方來 你 總統要經過 空出地方來
You're not the president. 你不是總統
No, but you're not Justin Bieber either, are you, sport? 不 但是你也不是Justin Bieber對吧 失敗者?
Ma'am. POTUS is here. 女士 總統在這
Where? 哪裡
Has he been miniaturized? 他被縮小了嗎?
He's right in that room. 他就在那個房間裡
Would you care to join him in your office? 你介意讓他進你的辦公室嗎?
Uh... 呃
- Am I about to get whacked? - No, no, no. - 我要被開掉了嗎? - 沒有 沒有 沒有
No, it's good to see you again. Take care. 不 很高興再次見到您 保重
Your boss wants to see you. Don't keep him waiting. 你的上司要見你 別讓他等
What's going on here? 這裡發生了什麼?
Is it Bring a Disparate Person to Work Day? 是讓絕望的人來工作的日子?
Uh, Selina is about to get a Potal bullet through the head 呃 Selina正要被總統子彈爆頭
and you are all about to be unemployed and homeless. 而你們所有人就要失業然後無家可歸
But, Amy, I don't want you to worry. You can crash at my place. 但是 Amy 我不想你擔憂 你可以在我家借住
We're so fucked. We're so fucked. 我們被整死了 我們被整透了
We've fucked DC over so many different ways, 我們把特區的人都得罪了個遍
no one's gonna hire us now. 現在沒人會雇我們了
How am I gonna pay for my fucking boat? 我他媽要怎麼付我那條船的費用?
Enough about the fucking boat, Mike. 別再說他媽的船了 Mike
Take a flare gun, put it in your mouth, and blow your head off. 找只信號槍 塞到你口裡 然後把頭爆了
Listen to yourselves. You people are monsters. 聽聽你們自己 你們這些人都是怪物
Ed, you really need to can it right now. Ed 你現在真的很需要停止這個
Do not comment on this office, okay? 別評價這個辦公室 好嗎?
Hey, Sue, don't talk to me that way, okay? 嘿 Sue 別那麼對我說話 好嗎?
You're the secretary to the vice president. 你是副總統的秘書
That's like being Garfunkel's roadie, okay? 那就像Garfunkel(歌手)的巡迴樂隊管理員 好嗎?
So this is Selina's team in action. 所以這是Selina的隊伍在行動啊
- That explains a lot to me. - Likewise. - 這說明了很多 - 同感
Yeah, well, they're actually better than my team. 是的 哦 他們實際上比我的隊伍好
My team is just fucking horrible. 我的隊伍單純的就是糟透了
Ma'am? 女士?
Hi. 嘿
I think I know what you're gonna say, but I don't wanna jinx it. 我想我知道您要說什麼 但是我不想當烏鴉嘴
POTUS is not 總統不會
gonna be running for a second term. 為連任競選
- Oh, my God! - I'm gonna run. - 哦 天哪! - 我會參選
Whoa, whoa! Ma'am, give me the straight poop here. 哇哦 哇哦! 女士 告訴我實話
- Is this for real? - It's totally for real. - 那是真的嗎? - 完全是真的
Oh, thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you. 哦 謝謝! 謝謝 謝謝 謝謝
- Can we make it public? - No, no, no, no. - 我們能公開嗎? - 不行 不行 不行 不行
- We got to wait for POTUS to make a statement. - Okay. Okay. Okay. - 我們得等總統發表聲明 - 好吧 好吧 好吧
Ma'am, of all the places that I have liaised, 女士 在所有我擔任聯絡人的地方
I have enjoyed liaising here the most. 我最喜歡這裡
Okay, guys, we don't want to get ahead of ourselves here. 好吧 夥計們 我們不想太提前
- We've got a lot of work. - Yep, a long road ahead. - 我們有很多事情要做 - 是的 前方是條漫長的路
- Right? - And we're going all the way. - 對嗎? - 我們會一直走下去
And for the record, ma'am, I always believed in you. 作為記錄 女士 我一直都相信您
Well, I have to say that I believed in me, too. 哦 我得說我也相信自己
- Of course. - Yeah. - 當然 - 沒錯
POTUS, he knew the gig was up 總統 他知道形勢變得很嚴峻
because Doyle, Furlong, Chung 因為Doyle Furlong Chung...
all turned the party against him. 全部讓黨內反對他
I mean, it was just, you know, RIP-OTUS. 我是說 那就是 安息吧總統
Just complete sinking shit. 就是完全沒希望了
No, he had to go. Together we are going to make history. 不 他得離開 我們會一起創造歷史
We're going to the White House, ma'am. 我們會去白宮 女士
Boom, boom, pow. 砰 砰 完成
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Wow. 哦 是的 是的 喔
My brain is at your service, ma'am. 我的大腦為您服務 女士
- We'll see. - Ma'am, I am so psyched. - 等著瞧吧 - 女士 我太激動了
And the science fair speech was plagiarized from Chung. 科技展覽的講話是抄了Chung的
Just wanted you to know that up front. 只是希望提前讓您知道
- What? What? What? What? - Yep. - 什麼? 什麼? 什麼? 什麼? - 是的
- You're kidding. - No. - 你在開玩笑 - 沒有
- And so it begins. - Yeah, with a kick to the tits. - 那麼開始了 - 是的 讓人蛋疼的一擊
So, Dan, you're gonna have to clean up your own shitty diaper. 那麼 Dan 你自己搞出來的爛攤子你自己收拾
- Got it? - Not a problem. - 明白嗎? - 沒問題
You know what? We got to talk about the campaign, don't we? 哦 等等 你知道嗎? 我們得談談競選活動了 不是嗎?
- Okay. I'm right behind you. - Okay, great. - 好的 我就在你背後支持你 - 好 棒極了
Gary, call Dana. She's called 90 times. Gary 打電話給Dana 她打過來了90次
- Shit. - Talk to her, then sedate her. - 去 - 跟她談 然後讓她安靜
Ma'am, the president has left the building. 女士 總統已經離開這棟大樓了
Who gives a flying fuck? 他媽的誰關心?
- Not yet. - Sorry. I'm sorry, but I couldn't help it. - 還沒有 - 抱歉 我很抱歉 但我控制不住
Ma'am, West Wing. 女士 西翼
- This is your fault. - No, no. - 這是你的錯 - 不 不
I didn't arrive soon enough to be able to cut out the cancer. 我到得不夠早 以至於我沒法切除這個腫瘤
Oh, no, I think you arrived with a man bag filled with tumors. 哦 不 我認為你是帶著充滿腫瘤的卵袋來的
That was POTUS's problem. 那是總統的問題
Because he relied on those two guys. 因為他依靠著那兩個人
One a burnt-out loser, the other a conniving robot. 一個是精疲力盡的失敗者 另一個是裝瞎的機器人
- Crazy. - Bad combo, yeah. - 瘋狂 - 糟糕的組合 沒錯
- Oh, hello, kids. - Come on in. - 哦 你們好 孩子們 - 請進
Oh, my God, have you been here this whole time? 哦 天 你們一直都在這?
M&Ms for the scientists. M&M (巧克力糖) 給科學家們
So come with me 'cause I've got an idea. 跟我一起來 因為我有個好主意
I might show you around the West Wing. 我大概會帶你們逛逛西翼
- Ahh! - Would you? - 啊! - 真的?
- Do you like government? - Yes. - 你們喜歡政府嗎? - 是的
- And do you like politics? - Yeah. - 你們喜歡政治嗎? - 是的
Oh, good. Because politics is about people, don't you think? 哦 好 因為政治就是和人有關 你們不這麼認為嗎?
- Yeah. - It is when you think about it. - 沒錯 - 它是 當你思考的時候
'Cause without people, you can't have politics. 因為沒有人 就不可能有政治
See how crowded this is? 看這多熱鬧?
I mean, it's very claustrophobic. 我是說 這很容易引起幽閉恐怖癥
I think that the president should only have her staff here. 我想總統應該只讓她的人員在這
Or his staff. You know, their staff. 或者他的員工 你知道 他們的
I mean, I've never seen-- like that one we just passed, 我是說 我從沒見過 就像我們剛剛經過的那個
I don't know who that person is. 我不知道那是誰
I've never seen that person in my life. 在我的生命中我就沒見過那個人
No business being here. 在這不知道幹嘛
Selina did not plagiarize Danny Chung's speech. Selina沒有抄襲Danny Chung的講話
Mike's already told you that. Mike已經告訴你那個了
No, I am not plagiarizing Mike. 不 我沒有抄襲Mike
I know it's boring, but, hey, I'm boring. 我知道這很無聊 但是 嘿 我就是很無聊
Those curtains there are going. 那些窗簾...要拆掉
Wow, those are hideous. 天哪 真是醜
- We're still together, right? - Ed, I haven't got time. - 我們還是在一起的 對吧? - Ed 我沒時間
Time for us or do you mean time as a general concept? 我們的時間還是指一般意義上的時間?
Hi, Terry. I am sorry I missed your call. 你好 Terry 抱歉我錯過了你的電話
Hi, Dana. Hey. Hey, listen. 你好 Dana 嘿 嘿 聽著
I just wanted to say that-- 我只是想說
Okay. Okay. If you've got something to say, you go first. 好吧 好吧 如果你有什麼要說 你先
Was your mom plagiarizing the Bible when she said, "Oh, God, oh, God"? 當她說"哦 天 哦 天"的時候 你媽媽有在抄襲聖經嗎?
The president's chair is a couple inches higher 總統的椅子比總統辦公室
than the rest of the chairs in the Oval Office. 的其他椅子都要高幾英吋
And I used to think, "Oh, my God, that's so ridiculous." 我以前常常想 "哦 天 那太可笑了"
But now I think it makes sense 但現在我覺得這很有意義
because I think it's a good psychological trick. 因為我認為這是個不錯的心理暗示
Yeah, that's what I-- you're not finished? Go ahead. 是的 那就是我... 你還沒說完? 繼續
Oh, she loved the cheese. 哦 她喜歡那些奶酪
Loved it. 很喜歡
When I grow up, I want to be vice president just like you. 當我長大的時候 我想像您一樣成為副總統
Oh, no, you don't. You want to be president. 哦 不 你不會 你會想成為總統的
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