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-==破爛熊樂園傾情奉獻==-本字幕
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A cloud of suspicion hangs over this administration.
疑雲籠罩在這屆政府班子上
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Were there cover-ups? Lies?
有過掩飾嗎? 謊言?
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Oh, God. I hate impeachments.
哦 天 我恨彈劾
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They're so '90s.
太90年代范兒了
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Well, the president now has the Senate
哦 總統現在被參議院和
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and the House after him. Gonna rain pain.
眾議院緊追不捨 禍不單行
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So what's POTUS's next move, Jonah?
總統的下一步行動是什麼 Jonah?
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Oh, these lips are on lockdown.
哦 我的嘴巴都封住了
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Right. You don't know.
哦 你不知道啊
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No, I just have a "don't ask don't tell" policy
不 我只是對我知道的事情有個
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about the things that I know.
"不問不說"的原則
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Or that I don't know.
或者我不知道的事情
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Jonah, don't talk, don't stay.
Jonah 不要說話 別呆在這
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You need to fuck off and go back to Westworld.
你需要滾回你的西部世界 (西翼雙關)
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- But, ma'am-- - You need to fuck off.
- 但是 女士 - 你得滾了
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- But, ma'am-- - I said fuck off.
- 但是 女士 - 我說了滾
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- Three fucks, you're out. - Yes, ma'am.
- 三次滾了 你出局了 - 是的 女士
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Yeah. Uh, guys, everybody in my office, please.
哦 呃 夥計們 大家都請到我辦公室來
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Um, Gary, why don't you come sit here next to me?
呃 Gary 你為什麼不過來坐到我身邊?
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Okay.
好的
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I've already told Amy this,
我已經跟Amy說過這個了
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but I have something that I need to tell you all.
但我有些事需要告訴你們所有人
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I think I know what you're gonna say.
我想我知道你要說什麼
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I've decided I'm not going to join POTUS
我已經決定不和總統聯合參與
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in the next election. I'm gonna get out.
下一次競選了 我要離開
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Yeah.
哦
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Ma'am, you have my deepest, deepest sympathies.
女士 向您致以我最深切 最深切的同情
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Okay, well, I'm not dead.
好吧 呃 我還沒死
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My plan is
我的計劃是
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that I'm gonna leave in two years,
兩年後我會離開
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but then I'm gonna run for president
但那四年後
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four years after that.
我會競選總統
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But in the meantime, I obviously can't keep everybody on.
但與此同時 很明顯我無法留住每個人
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No, it's okay.
不 沒什麼
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So if you need to look for other jobs,
所以如果你們需要尋找其他工作
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then you need to be thinking about that.
那麼你們得開始思考了
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No one's thinking about that right now, ma'am.
現在沒人在想那個 女士
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Furthest thing from our minds.
我們從未想過這件事
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I'm still digesting the information.
我仍在消化這條消息
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Although I should really take this call.
不過...我很需要接這個電話
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- Yeah? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 嗯? - 哦 哦 哦
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Well, your devotion to this job...
哦 你對此份工作的投入...
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- Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. - ...it's just inspiring, Dan.
- 哦 唔 嗯 - ... 很激勵人 Dan
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He's not getting a call. He's making a call, right?
他不是接電話 他是在打電話 對吧?
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Hi. Yes.
你好 是的
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Can you please tell Governor Chung
能請你轉告Chung州長
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that Dan Egan is ready for the Chung chat?
Dan Egan已經準備好和Chung聊一場了?
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Hi, Senator McKensie. How are you?
你好 McKensie參議員 你好嗎?
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You really think she'll go?
你真的認為她會離開嗎?
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God, that's such a shame.
天 那太遺憾了
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No, it means I have absolutely nothing to do.
不 那表示我完全沒活幹
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I meant for her.
我剛才是為她遺憾
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Still, this might mean
一樣 這大概表示
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that we could spend more time together.
我們可以有更多的時間在一起
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Let's take it one day at a time.
我們慢慢來
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Sweet Jesus.
天哪
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Thank you so much for seeing me at such short notice, Mr. Davison.
非常感謝您在這麼短的時間內能接見我 Davison先生
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Happy to, Miss Wilson.
我的榮幸 Wilson小姐
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I'm an ardent admirer of your efficiency and precision.
我是你效率和精確度的狂熱崇拜者
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Oh, well, in that case, let's get right to it.
哦 好 那樣的話 進入正題吧
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Excellent. I respect your brevity.
很好 我尊重你的簡潔
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It's almost threatening.
這都有點咄咄逼人了
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Yes, Congressman Kosynski.
是的 Kosynski國會議員
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Or should I say mentor Kosynski?
或者我該說Kosynski導師?
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Yes, sir. Well, I always thought of you as a mentor.
是的 先生 呃 我一直將您視為導師
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The father figure my own dad was too weird and distant to be.
我爸爸的父親形象太怪異也太遙遠了
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Like that night that you stayed over and we read the papers the next morning?
就像那晚你留宿 第二天早上我們一起看報紙的時候?
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- Uh-huh. - That was really nice.
- 唔 - 那很不錯
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And I thought, yeah, that is something
我想 呃 那是我今後
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that I could do for the rest of my life.
一輩子都可以做的事情
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Yeah, well, you know, I like sleep and newspapers
哦 你知道 我和別的人一樣
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- as much as the next person, but... - Right.
- 喜歡睡覺和報紙 但...
- 沒錯
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the rest of your life?
今後一輩子?
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You know, you're gonna get bedsores.
你知道 你會得褥瘡
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I would have no problem finding you a position
把你安排到我的
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within my Dream Metric team. Sound good?
統計夢小組裡怎麼樣?
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- Yes, sir. - We are simpatico.
- 沒問題 先生 - 我們達成一致了
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- We have a deal. - Pleasure doing business with you, sir.
- 我們搞定了 - 很榮幸和您共事 先生
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Yes, yes. Justice Blackwell, how are you?
是的 是的 Blackwell法官 您好嗎?
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Thank you so much for calling me back.
非常感謝您回電話給我
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- You fast? - Oh, yeah.
- 你很快? - 哦 沒錯
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They call me the Washington Flash.
他們叫我華盛頓閃電
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I doubt that.
我很懷疑
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All right, let's get this over with ASAP.
好吧 讓我們趕緊跑一遍吧
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It's not gonna be easy with this big, gangly
對這個傻大二逼來說可不容易
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piss flap over here who moves like--
他動起來就像是...
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hey, what do you move like, Will?
嘿 你動起來像什麼 Will?
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I move as slowly as a Mississippi detective
我就像密西西比警察偵查
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investigating the murder of a young black man.
年輕黑人謀殺案一樣慢(種族歧視最臭名昭著的南方州之一)
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That's right. Ready, Mike?
沒錯 準備好了嗎 Mike?
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Yeah, abso-- oh. Right behind you.
嗯 完 哦 您先請
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Hey, ma'am, you know you're gonna break
嘿 女士 您知道這個
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the president's heart with this news.
消息會讓總統心碎
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Wish I could break his spine.
我希望我可以敲斷他的脊柱
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But I can't, 'cause it's made of Jell-O.
但我不能 因為它是用果凍做的 (沒骨氣)
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Come on, you being veep is the best thing that's ever happened to America.
別這樣 您當副總統是美國有史以來最棒的事情
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Gary, it has been shit.
Gary 這糟透了
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- No, it hasn't. - It has. I'm getting out.
- 不 沒有 - 就是的 我不幹了
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- Oh, Madam Vice President. - What did I tell you earlier?
- 哦 副總統女士 - 我之前告訴你什麼了?
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- Again? - Yeah.
- 又來? - 沒錯
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Excuse me, Ben. Gonna go see the president.
抱歉 Ben 正要去見總統
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Uh, no. No, you're not. He's canceled.
呃 不 不 你不能 他取消了
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And you're gonna meet with me instead.
取而代之的 是跟我見面
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Ma'am, that is what I was going to tell you earlier today
女士 我之前正要跟您說這個
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- until you told me to-- - Fuck off.
- 直到您對我說...- 滾開
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Are you finishing my sentence or are you telling me that again?
您是在接完我的話還是再對我說一次那個?
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Both.
都是
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Yes, ma'am.
是的 女士
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Good. Go ahead.
好 走吧
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Congressman...
國會議員...
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Wow, you're fast.
喔 你很快
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Just wondering if you could use a top press guy.
只是想知道您是否需要一個頂級的媒體人
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Ha! I really don't have any need for you, Mike.
哈! 我真的一點都不需要你 Mike
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You're kind of obsolete.
你有些過時了
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You're like a Viking stuck in time.
你就像是困在過去的維京海盜
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- I have excellent contacts. - Really?
- 我有很強的人脈 - 真的?
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Very high up people, sir. Very high up.
很高層的人 先生 非常高
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Maybe you can hook me up with Charlize Theron.
或許你能給我聯絡上Charlize Theron (奧斯卡影后)
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Funny, but I'm being serious, sir.
很好笑 但我是認真的 先生
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No, I'm being serious, too. I'd like to fuck her.
不 我也是認真的 我想幹她
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Why'd you leave anyway? You get stuck with your dick in the veep's decaf?
不管怎樣 你為什麼要離開? 你和你的老二都卡在副總
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No, we just all need new challenges.
不 我們只是都需要新的挑戰
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We? What, is the whole team leaving?
我們? 什麼 整個小組都要離開?
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- No, no. No, sir. - Holy shit.
- 不 不 不 先生 - 去他媽的
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- She's leaving the ticket. - No, absolutely not.
- 她要退選了 - 不 完全不是
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We had a fucking deal. I make Senate in two years,
我們他媽的有協議 我兩年後當選參議員
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we run together as a team in six.
六年後我們一起參加大選
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- That was the deal. - Why don't you fucking kill yourself, Will?
- 協議就是這樣的 - 你他媽為什麼不自殺 Will?
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Let me be clear, sir. She may be planning to run in six years
讓我澄清一下 先生 如果她要退選的話
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if she was leaving the ticket,
那麼她可能打算六年後參選
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which I have not actually said she will.
而我沒有真的說她會
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Oh, fucking God, thank you for stopping.
哦 我滴蒼天 謝謝你停下來
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You know what? If I didn't already know
你知道嗎? 如果我之前還不知道
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how shitty you are at your job, you just proved it.
你工作做得有多爛 你剛剛也證明了這一點
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I have some very big news, ma'am.
我有些重大的消息 女士
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Well, I have huge news.
哦 我有巨大的消息
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In fact, I guarantee you that my news is front-page news.
事實上 我向你保證我的消息會是頭版的那種
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Your news is probably more like a page six,
而你的大概是第六頁(娛樂版)
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Kardashian crap news.
Kardashian的那種無聊消息 (娛樂家族卡戴珊)
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POTUS knows how this is all going to end,
總統知道這一切將如何結束
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so he drank the poisoned Kool-Aid
所以他喝了我那一藍色超大馬克杯
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from my very big, blue mug.
的毒Kool-Aid飲料
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- Huh? - He isn't going to run again in two years.
- 哈? - 兩年後他不會競選連任了
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Are you serious?
你認真的?
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No, I'm Joan fucking Rivers.
不 我是他媽的Joan Rivers(著名喜劇演員)
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Of course I'm serious.
我當然是認真的
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Once the party leadership figures out he's not gonna run,
一旦黨內領袖發現他不會參選
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then all the impeachment bullshit is just gonna fade away.
那麼所有彈劾狗屁都會煙消雲散
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So, um--
那麼 呃
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so why didn't he tell me this? Why are you telling me this?
那麼為什麼他不來對我說? 為什麼是你告訴我這個?
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Because he couldn't stomach the look-- like that,
因為他沒法忍受那表情 像那個
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just like that-- of unbridled joy.
就像那個 控制不住的喜悅
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Ben, I am crying
Ben 我在心底
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very quietly on the inside.
默默地哭泣
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While in your mind you're doing pirouettes on his grave.
而在你的腦海裡 你正在他的墓上跳舞旋轉
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Oh, don't tell me you're not happy about this.
哦 別告訴我你沒有為此高興
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You're finally getting out of here.
你終於能擺脫這裡了
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Well, it's not the job that's depressing.
哦 不是工作讓人沮喪
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Life is depressing.
生活才讓人沮喪
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Let's go.
走吧
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No, I've got it. I can do this.
不 我可以 我能做到這個
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I'm fine.
我沒事
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Yes!
耶!
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Fuck! Gosh!
操! 天哪!
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Ahem.
呃
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Hi, Sue.
你好 Sue
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We'd like to see the vice president as a matter of some urgency.
因為一些緊急事件 我們想見副總統
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- No. - Fuck this, I'm going in the side door.
- 不行 - 操你的 我從偏門進
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You do and Secret Service might break your neck.
你那麼做的話 特勤局特工可能會擰斷你的脖子
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- That would be a tragedy. - Yeah? Ma'am.
- 那就悲劇了 - 是麼? 女士
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- Oh, hi, Roger. - Can we talk?
- 哦 你好 Roger - 我們能談談嗎?
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Of course we can talk. Hey, could I have my yogurt, please?
我們當然能談談 嘿 能請你給我酸奶嗎?
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Oh, here. Don't eat it too fast.
哦 這 別吃得太快
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Oh, stop it, Nervous Nelly.
哦 住嘴 大驚小怪的傢伙
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All right, get me something sloppy with a spoon to eat.
好了 給我來點流質的食品 加把勺子
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- Do you want some yogurt? - No, thanks.
- 你想來點酸奶嗎? - 不 謝謝
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- You look good, by the way. - Oh, thanks.
- 你看起來不錯 順便說 - 哦 謝謝
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What, are you working out or what?
什麼 你在鍛煉還是什麼?
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Yeah, I'm burning calories with the old anxiety diet.
是的 我用老的焦慮療法消耗卡路里
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- Oh. - You know, the anxiet.
- 哦 - 你知道的 焦慮(anxiet-ease精油)
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If you want to get some cardio exercise, you have to have a heart.
如果你想做有氧運動 你得先有心才行啊
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I heard a pretty lousy rumor
我聽說了一個很糟糕的謠言
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that you're not running for reelection with POTUS in two years.
說你兩年後不會再和總統一起競選了
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- Oh. - And that would be disturbing
- 哦 - 那很令人困擾
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because I kind of need you to run as VP again.
因為我有點需要你再次以副總統的身份參選
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And then I get in the Senate
然後我進入參議院
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and then you and I run together as a team.
然後你和我一起參選
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- Remember, that was the deal. - Yeah, I remember that.
- 記住 這是協議 - 是的 我記得那個
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Where did you hear this rumor?
你從哪聽來的謠言?
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Oh, I heard it from the Gingerhead Man.
哦 從小姜餅那
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The gash with the stash. McLintock.
有小鬍子的裂縫(嘴) Mclintock(同名電影主角)
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What, are you kidding me?
什麼 你在開玩笑?
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Mike sees knowledge as the enemy. Forget about that.
Mike視信息為敵 忘了它吧
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Then you are running with the president in two years?
那麼你兩年後會和總統一起競選?
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I am absolutely running in two years.
兩年後我絕對會參選
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And then four years after that, reelection, baby.
那之後的四年 競選連任 寶貝
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What do you mean reelection?
你說競選連任是什麼意思?
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Not reelection. Election at that time.
不是競選連任 那個時候是競選
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- Yep. Right. - You and I election.
- 是的 沒錯 - 你和我競選
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Wait. But why did you say reelection?
等等 但你剛剛為什麼說競選連任?
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- What? - You said reelection.
- 什麼? - 你說了競選連任
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Which implies that perhaps something else is going on.
那就意味著有什麼其他的事情發生了
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I meant election. You know what I meant.
我指的是參選 你知道我說的是什麼
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- But you said reelection. - I meant election, okay?
- 但你說了競選連任 - 我指的是參選 好嗎?
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It's like saying flammable or inflammable.
這就像說i易燃的和容易燃燒的
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- It's the same thing. - I smell a fucking rat.
- 都是一樣的意思 - 我聞到了有貓膩的味道
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- Oh, stop it. - I'll tell you what it is, too.
- 哦 閉嘴 - 我也告訴你那是什麼意思
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It's this whole administration.
那就是這整個政府班子
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And I'm gonna light a fire under the whole thing.
我會在這整個東西下面點把火
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Then we'll find out whether it's flammable or inflammable.
然後我們就會找出是易燃的還是容易燃燒的了
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Come on, Wilbo Faggins, let's go.
走 小器的基佬 走了
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Okay, where are my beautiful veeple people?
好吧 我親愛的副總統班子在哪?
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There's one. I need my veeple
這有一個 我需要我的副總統班子
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to come into my office, please.
來我的辦公室 請
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Hey, it's J-Diddy. Ladies get giddy.
嘿 J老爹來了 女士們興奮起來吧
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- Jonah. Hey, listen, settle something for me. - Okay.
- Jonah 嘿 聽著 幫我解決點事 - 好的
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You like to have sex and you like to travel?
你喜歡做愛和旅遊?
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- Yes, ma'am. - Then you can fuck off.
- 是的 女士 - 那麼你可以滾了
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But I shall be right here if you need me.
但如果你需要我的話我就在這
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Like the mighty oak that stands for-- ma'am.
就像是象徵著....的大橡樹... 女士
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I have something to say.
我有話要說
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I've literally no idea what you're gonna say.
我完全不知道你要說什麼
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I'm not leaving. POTUS is leaving.
我不會離開 總統會離開
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He's not gonna run for a second term.
他不會競選連任了
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- I'm gonna run. - Oh, my God!
- 我會參選 - 哦 天哪
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- I'm gonna run for president! - Oh, yeah!
- 我會競選總統! - 哦 耶!
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- That's awesome. - I did not see that coming.
- 太棒了 - 我完全沒想到啊
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Selina Meyer, she deals 'em fire. Bam!
Selina Meyer 她點燃了他們 砰!
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Boom! Let's go to the fucking moon!
砰! 我們這是要上天了!
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I was this close to living on my boat.
我之前離住在我的船上已經這麼近了
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- Oh, my God. I'm just-- - Congratulations, ma'am.
- 哦 天哪 我只 - 恭喜 女士
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Can you give me
能讓我
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some time with my core team?
和我的核心隊伍呆一會嗎?
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- Um, Br-- Br- - Ed.
- 呃 Br Br - Ed
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- Bre-- Ed. - Of course.
- Bre Ed - 當然
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I feel as though I may have missed something.
我覺得我好像錯過了什麼
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If you need to fill me in on that--
如果你們要跟我匯報...
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Hey, what happened in there?
嘿 裡面什麼事?
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They're celebrating
他們慶祝的是...
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because you weren't in there.
你不在裡面
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Gears are already turning.
齒輪已經在轉動
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- I see a lightbulb above your head. - Bing!
- 我在你的頭上看到了一個燈泡 - 叮!
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Okay, now listen, so...
好了 現在聽著 所以...
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you guys don't need to take other jobs.
你們不需要找其他工作了
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You're here with me.
你們在這 和我一起
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Uh, I've accepted a number of posts.
呃 我已經接受了不少職位
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- Did you say a number? - Currently four.
- 你剛說了不少? - 現在是四個
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Wow. You're gonna cancel them, right?
喔 你會拒掉他們的 對吧?
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Oh, clearly. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
哦 當然 是的 哦 是的
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I've said no to everything, ma'am. I am here for you.
我對所有的都說了不 女士 我為您而存在
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- Good. - Hey, ma'am.
- 好 - 嘿 女士
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I took a job also.
我也找了份工作
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- I didn't mean you, Gary. - I know.
- 我之前沒說過你 Gary - 我知道
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What job?
什麼工作?
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I'm going into business with Dana
我會去和Dana做生意
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and we're doing D&G Cheese Overseas.
我們會一起做D&G進口奶酪
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- Cheese? - And it's overseas.
- 奶酪? - 是進口的
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Wait a minute. You're choosing dead milk over me?
等一會 你選擇了過期牛奶而不是我?
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No, don't say that. That's not true.
不 別那麼說 那不是事實
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Well, you're just gonna have to tell her you're not gonna do that.
哦 你只需要告訴她你不會那麼做
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I can't. I can't tell her that.
我不能 我不能那麼對她說
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Why not? Are you scared of her?
為什麼不? 你害怕她?
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- Yeah. - Okay.
- 是的 - 好吧
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Gary, you cannot let this woman
Gary 你不能讓那個
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have control over you, okay?
女人控制你 好嗎?
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Seriously, you have got to stick up for yourself.
說真的 你得為自己堅強起來
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You gotta work for me.
你得為我工作
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Right. Right. She scares me a lot.
是的 是的 我非常害怕她
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All right, call her in and I'm gonna talk to her.
很好 打電話給她 我來跟她說
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- Okay? - Okay, yeah. Got it.
- 好嗎? - 好的 嗯 知道了
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Ma'am, science fair in 30 minutes.
女士 30分鐘後有科技展覽
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Okay, you go deal with that and you cover for Gary, okay?
好吧 你去處理那個 而你去替Gary的班 好嗎?
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You trust me with that Leviathan?
你相信我能處理那個Leviathan?
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Uh, ma'am, I left my BlackBerry in--
呃 女士 我把我的黑莓忘在...
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Okay, now listen, I got this science fair thing.
好了 現在聽著 我得去這個科技展覽
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So I want to make my speech
我想讓我的講話
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- a little bit more presidential. - Yeah.
- 多一點總統味 - 哦
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Like I'm Marilyn Monroe,
就像我是瑪麗蓮·夢露
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just JFK the fuck out of me.
就給我狠狠地體現一把肯尼迪的味道 (二人有染)
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- Ooh, I got something. - You do?
- 哦 我有主意了 - 你確定?
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- Yeah, I do. I got something. - Fantastic.
- 沒錯 我有 我有想法了 - 棒極了
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I'm just completely in the dark. If--
我完全不知道發生了什麼 如果
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I'm gonna go call Andrew. Mm-mm-mm.
我去打電話給Andrew 唔嗯
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- Uh-- uh-- - No, no, no, it's all about crazy money, Ame.
- 呃 呃 - 不 不 不 完全是說錢的事 Ame
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He's got the crazy money
他有大筆的錢
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and I'm crazy enough to go get it.
而我足夠瘋狂去要這些錢
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As long as it's strictly business.
只要你別夾帶私活就行
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Andy? It's me.
Andy? 是我
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It's Lee.
是Lee
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Can you come here?
你能過來這裡嗎?
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Oh, there he is.
哦 他在那
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Hey, quit being so hot. You're gonna melt all my cheese.
嘿 別這麼熱辣 會把我所有的奶酪都融化的
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- Hi, you. - Hi, sweetie. Hi.
- 嗨 你 - 你好 親愛的 嗨
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Hey, what's wrong?
嘿 怎麼了?
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You look like you did when I asked you to talk dirty.
你的表情就像我叫你說髒話的時候一樣
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- You were just like, "I'm in you right now." - Shh. I know, I know.
- 你就像 "我現在正在你身體裡" - 噓 我知道 我知道
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Stop, stop. I wanted to talk to you about something.
停 停 我想跟你說些事
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Selina's gonna stay.
Selina會留下來
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Okay. Well, that ship has sailed.
好吧 呃 這件事已經定下來了
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You're on the good ship Pecorino now.
你現在正在好船Pecorino(奶酪名)上
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Yeah, I'm gonna stay, too, I think.
是的 我也會留下來 我想
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- No. No. - Okay, listen--
- 不行 不行 - 好吧 聽著
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- Where's the Toscano? - It's at D12.
- Toscano奶酪在哪? - 在D12
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That's right over there, okay? She needs me.
就在那邊 好嗎? 她需要我
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It's like I'm her central nervous system.
就像我是她的中樞神經系統
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Honey, she'll get another bag bunny, I just know it.
親愛的 她會找到另一個背包的小兔子 我就知道
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No, Brett, it's further down. That's the Sardo, buddy.
不 Brett 在更底下 那是Sardo奶酪 夥計
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Okay, I'm not a bag bunny.
好吧 我不是背包的兔子
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It's like I'm Selina's soul mate over there.
在那我就像是Selina的靈魂伴侶
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- Okay, I love the stinking shit out of you, Gary. - I know you do.
- 好吧 我愛你這個人的全部 Gary - 我知道你愛
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She doesn't love you, okay? She doesn't care.
她不愛你 好嗎? 她不在乎
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- She does care. - You're just a guy that does a job for her.
- 她真的在乎 - 你就是個給她工作的人
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00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:45,998
- That's not true. - Who's more important to you?
- 那不是事實 - 誰對你而言更重要?
315
00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:49,101
- Me or her? - Okay, that choice, there's no way--
- 我還是她? - 好吧 那個選擇 沒法
316
00:12:49,135 --> 00:12:50,456
Do we have any with black truffle?
我們有什麼是有黑松露的?
317
00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:52,637
That's F15. Okay? F15.
那是F15 好嗎? F15
318
00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:55,340
Listen, the choice you're giving me between you and her, that's impossible.
聽著 你讓我在你和她之間選擇 這是不可能的
319
00:12:55,374 --> 00:12:57,254
Sorry, not black truffle. I meant white truffle.
抱歉 沒有黑松露 我說的是白松露
320
00:12:57,276 --> 00:12:58,376
That's next to the black truffle, okay.
就在黑松露的旁邊 好嗎
321
00:12:58,410 --> 00:13:00,077
What the fuck is wrong with you, Brett?
你他媽什麼毛病 Brett?
322
00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:03,147
This is not a big place, is it? It's not a big place.
這不是個大地方 好嗎? 這不是個大地方
323
00:13:03,181 --> 00:13:04,915
I'm sorry. Would you guys like some space?
我很抱歉 你們需要一些空間嗎?
324
00:13:04,949 --> 00:13:07,150
- Yeah! - No! Stay right where you are.
- 當然! - 不! 呆在那別動
325
00:13:07,184 --> 00:13:08,785
Okay, listen, she wants to talk to you.
好吧 聽著 她想跟你談談
326
00:13:08,819 --> 00:13:10,486
- She wants to explain this to you. - Fine.
- 她想對你解釋這個 - 好
327
00:13:10,521 --> 00:13:11,921
- Okay? Please? - I'll go.
- 好嗎? 拜託? - 我會去
328
00:13:11,955 --> 00:13:13,789
I'm not afraid to fight for you, Gary. That's the truth.
我不害怕為你而戰 Gary 這就是真相
329
00:13:13,857 --> 00:13:15,091
No, no, no. Bah, bah, bah, bah.
不 不 不 別 別 別 別
330
00:13:15,125 --> 00:13:17,159
Let's literally not fight, all right?
真的 讓我們不要戰鬥 好嗎?
331
00:13:17,194 --> 00:13:19,462
Okay? That's good cheese.
好嗎? 那是好奶酪
332
00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:22,620
{9}副總統辦公室
艾森豪威爾行政樓
333
00:13:22,867 --> 00:13:24,334
Amy, this is really happening.
Amy 這真的成真了
334
00:13:24,368 --> 00:13:26,769
You know, listen, just ignore that earlier me.
你知道 聽著 別去管早些時候的我
335
00:13:26,804 --> 00:13:28,304
The "Little House on the Prairie" bullshit.
那個狗屁的"大草原上的小房子"
336
00:13:28,338 --> 00:13:31,074
No, updated me, totally career focused
不 更新的我 全部精神集中在事業上
337
00:13:31,108 --> 00:13:32,388
and shooting for the White House.
目標白宮
338
00:13:32,409 --> 00:13:35,211
Of course, and I am right behind/beside you.
當然 我就在你身後/身旁
339
00:13:35,246 --> 00:13:37,747
You, Chief of Staff to the president,
你 總統的辦公廳主任
340
00:13:37,782 --> 00:13:41,217
me, chief of sexiness and spooning.
而我...主管性感和側抱
341
00:13:41,252 --> 00:13:44,120
Yeah, but as I said, the focus right now
沒錯 但就像我說的 現在的重心
342
00:13:44,154 --> 00:13:45,688
has got to be...
必須是...
343
00:13:45,723 --> 00:13:48,892
Hey, Amy, can I talk to you about something?
嘿 Amy 我能和你談談嗎?
344
00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:50,994
Accidental dick move.
突發的大囧事
345
00:13:51,029 --> 00:13:54,265
I had to write Selina's speech for the science fair so fast
我寫Selina在科技展覽上的講話寫得太快
346
00:13:54,299 --> 00:13:58,036
that I think I plagiarized a speech that I wrote for Chung.
導致我覺得我抄了我給Chung準備的談話
347
00:13:58,070 --> 00:14:00,105
So here's Selina's hard copy
這是Selina的文本
348
00:14:00,139 --> 00:14:02,674
and Chung's is already up on his YouTube.
而Chung的已經上傳到他的YouTube上了
349
00:14:02,708 --> 00:14:05,610
I met a young woman name Juanita.
我遇到了個叫Juanita的年輕姑娘
350
00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:08,914
- Oh, here's the bit. - It's not about what America means to me.
- 哦 就是這段 - 這和美國對我而言是什麼無關
351
00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:11,249
It's what I mean to America.
而是我對美國來說意味著什麼
352
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:14,419
Because America would be nothing without Americans.
因為沒有了美國人民美國就什麼都不是
353
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:16,255
Jesus, you wrote this shit?
天 你寫了這段屁話?
354
00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:18,657
Yeah, it's like a noun-verb gumbo.
是的 這就像一碗沒有動詞的湯
355
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,659
So it's the fictitious girl. I gave her the same girl.
這就是個虛擬的女孩 我給了她同一個女孩
356
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:23,195
Although I did change it from Juanita to Anita.
儘管我把Juanita換成了Anita
357
00:14:23,229 --> 00:14:24,963
Oh, that's a brilliant plan.
哦 那是個絕妙的計劃
358
00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:26,999
Why don't you change America to Shmamerica? Yeah, I'm calling Mike.
你為什麼不把美國換成蒙羞美國(shame+美國)? 哦 我現在打給
359
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:29,501
No, I already tried him. It went straight to voice mail.
不用 我已經試過了 直接轉到了他的語音信箱
360
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:33,605
I met this young scientist named Anita.
我遇見了這個叫Anita的年輕科學家
361
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,707
- And I said to her... - You got a charger?
- 我對她說... - 你有充電器嗎?
362
00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:37,976
- Shh, I'm trying to watch. - Okay, champ.
- 噓 我正在觀看 - 好吧 贏家
363
00:14:38,010 --> 00:14:40,279
...and she said, "It's not what science means to me,
...她說 "不是科學對我而言是什麼
364
00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:43,248
it's what I mean to science."
而是我對科學意味著什麼"
365
00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:46,351
Let's do this one first. This is a mappable social media cloud for pets.
讓我們先做這個 這是個可以地圖定位寵物的社交媒體網
366
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:48,320
- Oh, I'm impressed with that. - Home run.
- 哦 我被那個驚艷了 - 全壘打
367
00:14:48,354 --> 00:14:50,122
Listen, let me tell you something. Three words--
聽著 我告訴你 三個詞:
368
00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:51,857
caucus, primary, money.
黨團 初選 錢
369
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,058
- Right? - Go big.
- 對吧? - 大幹一場
370
00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:55,527
No, four words-- money again. Right?
不 四個詞 還是錢 對吧?
371
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,663
'Cause that's what we need. Mike, we need a lot of money.
因為那就是我們需要的 Mike 我們需要很多錢
372
00:14:57,697 --> 00:14:59,832
This is Rachel and Erica over here, ma'am.
這裡的是Rachel和Erica 女士
373
00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:01,667
- Oh, wow, what is this? - It's an ant kibbutz.
- 哦 哇哦 這是什麼? - 它是個螞蟻公社
374
00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:03,903
Okay. I would love to look at that.
好吧 我想要看看那個
375
00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:05,538
Oh, and I just had a thought.
哦 我剛剛有個想法
376
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:08,041
- Remember that Iowa steak fry thing? - Mm-hmm.
- 記得那個愛荷華煎牛排的東西? - 唔嗯
377
00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:09,342
- We need to go to that. - Yeah.
- 我們得去那個 - 是的
378
00:15:09,377 --> 00:15:10,844
Seriously, 'cause there's a lot of money there.
真的 因為那裡有很多錢
379
00:15:10,878 --> 00:15:13,613
- And steak. - And steak. I love it.
- 還有牛排 - 還有牛排 我愛那個
380
00:15:13,648 --> 00:15:15,849
So, I know what you're thinking, Madam Vice President.
我知道你在想什麼 副總統女士
381
00:15:15,884 --> 00:15:18,185
- You do? Uh-oh. - A confined space, right?
- 你確定? 哦 哦 - 有限的空間 對吧?
382
00:15:18,219 --> 00:15:19,553
But it's a humane environment.
但這是個人文環境
383
00:15:19,587 --> 00:15:21,955
Well, from up here, they look like ants.
哦 從上面看 他們看起來像螞蟻
384
00:15:21,990 --> 00:15:24,725
That's a joke.
那是個笑話
385
00:15:24,759 --> 00:15:26,794
- Because they are ants. - This way, ma'am.
- 因為它們就是螞蟻 - 這邊請 女士
386
00:15:26,828 --> 00:15:29,696
- This is some kind of robot. - Really? That's it?
- 這是某種機器人 - 真的嗎? 就那樣?
387
00:15:29,731 --> 00:15:32,766
- Would you excuse me? - Hey, Joe fucking Slow.
- 我能走開一下嗎? - 嘿 慢貨Joe
388
00:15:32,801 --> 00:15:34,835
You ever think about answering your phone?
你有想到過要接電話嗎?
389
00:15:34,870 --> 00:15:37,538
Chill out. I lost my charger. You got one?
冷靜 我弄丟了我的充電器 你有嗎?
390
00:15:37,573 --> 00:15:40,342
You're at a science fair. One of these kids could build you a charger.
你在科技展覽上 隨便一個孩子就能給你做一個充電器
391
00:15:40,376 --> 00:15:42,978
- What's the problem? - Ben's been trying to get in touch with the veep all day.
- 怎麼了? - Ben一整天都在試圖聯絡副總統
392
00:15:43,012 --> 00:15:44,046
All right, well, she's busy.
好吧 呃 她很忙
393
00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:45,614
Sorry there, Todd. Just real quick.
抱歉 Todd 很快
394
00:15:45,682 --> 00:15:47,349
- Oh. - Matters of state.
- 哦 - 國家事務
395
00:15:47,383 --> 00:15:49,652
Sir, yes, I have the vice president for you. It's Ben.
先生 沒錯 副總統在這 是Ben
396
00:15:49,686 --> 00:15:51,954
- Give her a little space. - Hi, Ben. How's it going?
- 給她點空間 - 你好 Ben 怎麼樣?
397
00:15:51,988 --> 00:15:54,757
Furlong has been spraying all over town
Furlong在城裡到處說
398
00:15:54,791 --> 00:15:57,893
that you think POTUS is gonna quit.
你認為總統會退出
399
00:15:57,927 --> 00:16:02,164
What? I didn't say anything to that crusty ass clown.
什麼? 我沒對那個暴躁的蠢貨說過任何事
400
00:16:02,198 --> 00:16:04,099
I might have mixed up a couple words, but...
我大概搞混了幾個詞 但是...
401
00:16:04,134 --> 00:16:06,668
Well, now POTUS can't say that he won't be running for reelection
好吧 現在總統沒法說他不會為連任競選
402
00:16:06,703 --> 00:16:08,770
because it'll look like he's being pushed out.
因為那會讓他看起來像是被迫出局的
403
00:16:08,805 --> 00:16:10,272
So now our spineless,
所以現在我們懦弱的
404
00:16:10,306 --> 00:16:12,841
flip-floppy fuckbag is staying.
反覆無常的蠢貨會留下來
405
00:16:12,875 --> 00:16:15,510
- Oh, boy. - Is everything okay?
- 哦 去 - 一切正常嗎?
406
00:16:15,545 --> 00:16:18,480
I've got to get out of here before I set fire to one of these nerds.
我得在我點燃這裡的某個書獃子之前出去
407
00:16:18,515 --> 00:16:20,155
- Okay, okay, let's go. - That's my phone.
- 好吧 好吧 走 - 那是我的手機
408
00:16:20,183 --> 00:16:22,418
- Thank you. Thank you. - Madam Vice President.
- 謝謝 謝謝 - 副總統女士
409
00:16:22,452 --> 00:16:25,221
- No. - We're so sorry. She really likes it,
- 不 - 我們很抱歉 她真的很喜歡它
410
00:16:25,255 --> 00:16:26,955
but unfortunately she's out of time, you guys.
但不幸的是她沒有時間了 夥計們
411
00:16:26,990 --> 00:16:29,925
But this man right here is gonna take over for her.
但這裡的這個男人會代替她
412
00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:33,362
Don't fuck this up. This is a public relations nightmare waiting to happen.
別搞砸這個了 這會是場即將發生的公關噩夢
413
00:16:33,397 --> 00:16:36,132
Promise them everything. Thank you, kids.
什麼事都答應他們 謝謝 孩子們
414
00:16:43,573 --> 00:16:45,841
Ma'am, are you--
女士 你...
415
00:16:58,055 --> 00:17:00,656
I thought you'd like this spot.
我想你會喜歡這裡
416
00:17:00,691 --> 00:17:03,560
DC's current go-to place for these off-the-record meets.
現在特區秘密會面的必來之地
417
00:17:03,594 --> 00:17:06,729
Good choice. Under the radar as we used to say in the military.
好選擇 就像我們過去常在部隊裡說"雷達偵測不到"
418
00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:08,732
Yeah, I think other people say that, too.
嗯 我想其他人也會這麼說
419
00:17:08,766 --> 00:17:11,201
It's about loyalty to the truth.
這和對真相的忠誠有關
420
00:17:11,235 --> 00:17:13,135
And to the American people.
以及對美國人民的忠誠
421
00:17:13,170 --> 00:17:15,805
Furlong and Doyle have turned their guns on the president.
Furlong和Doyle將槍口指向了總統
422
00:17:15,839 --> 00:17:18,207
That's the worst kind of friendly fire.
這是最糟糕的一種友軍炮火
423
00:17:18,242 --> 00:17:19,942
The unfriendly kind.
就是不友好的那種
424
00:17:19,976 --> 00:17:21,844
Yeah, oh, Danny, I just want to let you know,
是的 哦 Danny 我只是想讓你知道
425
00:17:21,878 --> 00:17:24,013
one of your anecdotes may have accidentally
你其中一件軼事可能意外地
426
00:17:24,047 --> 00:17:25,948
made its way into a veep speech via me.
被我寫進了副總統的講話
427
00:17:25,983 --> 00:17:28,117
And I'd really appreciate it if you could let this one slide.
如果你能讓這件事過去 我會很感激
428
00:17:28,152 --> 00:17:30,687
Selina's a plagiarist? That's perfect.
Selina是個剽竊者? 太完美了
429
00:17:30,721 --> 00:17:32,322
You just handed me a silver bullet.
你剛給了我一顆銀子彈(殺暗黑生物的絕招)
430
00:17:32,356 --> 00:17:33,857
And as you know, I'm a good shot.
而如你所知 我是個好槍手
431
00:17:33,891 --> 00:17:37,660
I might back away, though, from calling her a liar.
儘管 我大概不會叫她撒謊者
432
00:17:37,695 --> 00:17:40,296
After all, you didn't really meet anyone named Juanita who said that.
畢竟 你沒有真的碰到過一個叫Juanita並說過那些話的人
433
00:17:40,331 --> 00:17:42,932
No, I did. As I recall, it went something like...
不 我 有 就像我記得的那樣 是這樣的...
434
00:17:42,967 --> 00:17:46,202
"Mr. Ching, I come to America to work.
"Ching先生 我來美國工作(Chung模仿的是華人口音 而Juanita是拉丁裔名)
435
00:17:46,236 --> 00:17:49,306
I send money home, but life here is so hard for me."
我把錢寄回去 但這裡的生活對我來說很艱苦"
436
00:17:49,340 --> 00:17:51,474
I didn't know you did voices.
我不知道你還會配音
437
00:17:55,312 --> 00:17:56,779
Sue, come here.
Sue 過來
438
00:17:56,813 --> 00:17:59,382
- Where's Dan? - He stepped out.
- Dan在哪? - 他出去了
439
00:17:59,416 --> 00:18:00,950
Um, ahem.
呃 啊
440
00:18:00,985 --> 00:18:05,621
POTUS has decided that he is staying,
總統決定他要留下來
441
00:18:05,655 --> 00:18:09,325
and he is going to seek reelection after all.
他到底還是要尋求連任
442
00:18:09,359 --> 00:18:10,993
Of course he wants to stay.
他當然想留下來
443
00:18:11,027 --> 00:18:14,330
Could you just not...
你能不能不...
444
00:18:14,364 --> 00:18:15,864
So he's running for a second term,
他要連任
445
00:18:15,899 --> 00:18:18,200
which means I won't be running for a first term.
就是說我不會為首任任期競選
446
00:18:18,234 --> 00:18:21,169
So there's no point in my staying. I'm just gonna leave.
那麼我沒有任何理由留下來 我會離開
447
00:18:21,204 --> 00:18:24,439
- So he changed his mind again? - Yeah.
- 他又改主意了? - 是的
448
00:18:24,473 --> 00:18:26,774
Jesus, the inside of his head must be like an Escher drawing.
天 他的腦袋裡面絕對就像Escher的畫(以"迷惑的圖畫"出名)
449
00:18:26,809 --> 00:18:28,876
Ma'am, Andrew is here to see you.
女士 Andrew來見您了
450
00:18:28,911 --> 00:18:31,279
Oh, good, more hurt and disappointment.
哦 好 更多的傷害和失望
451
00:18:31,313 --> 00:18:33,347
There is one other thing that--
有另外一件事
452
00:18:33,382 --> 00:18:35,850
and I'm so sorry to let you down,
我很抱歉讓您失望
453
00:18:35,917 --> 00:18:38,820
but I'm gonna stay with Selina.
但是我會留在Selina那裡
454
00:18:40,022 --> 00:18:42,157
You think you get to decide
你覺得你能決定
455
00:18:42,191 --> 00:18:43,892
on whether or not I hire you?
我是不是要僱用你?
456
00:18:43,926 --> 00:18:46,895
There are plenty of Dans out there, Dan.
外面有大把的Dan Dan
457
00:18:46,930 --> 00:18:49,565
Look around.
看看周圍
458
00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:51,401
Sorry, kid.
抱歉 孩子
459
00:18:51,435 --> 00:18:53,804
Hey, don't call me kid, okay?
嘿 別叫我孩子 好嗎?
460
00:18:53,838 --> 00:18:56,039
I mean, A: you're not Jimmy Cagney, all right?
我是說 第一 你不是Jimmy Cagney (銀幕硬漢) 好嗎?
461
00:18:56,073 --> 00:18:58,208
And B: we're practically the same fucking age.
第二 我們基本上他媽的同齡
462
00:18:58,242 --> 00:19:00,777
Then it must really hurt to know how much more I've achieved in life.
那麼知道我比你取得了多得多的成就你肯定很傷心
463
00:19:00,811 --> 00:19:03,446
Decorated veteran. President-in-waiting.
滿是功勳的老兵 未來的總統
464
00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:05,948
Oh, okay. Do you see this? See this right here?
哦 好吧 你看到這個了嗎? 看到這裡的這個了嗎?
465
00:19:05,983 --> 00:19:09,018
You know what this is? This is me playing "Fuck You" on the world's biggest cello.
你知道這個是什麼嗎? 這是我在世界上最大的
466
00:19:09,052 --> 00:19:11,553
Oh, I think someone just suicide bombed their own future.
哦 我想某個人剛剛自殺性的毀滅了他自己的未來
467
00:19:11,588 --> 00:19:15,057
God, you know, if I had a dollar for every time you mentioned that goddamn war,
天 你知道 如果你每次提及那場該死的戰爭的時候
468
00:19:15,091 --> 00:19:17,359
I would buy a tank and I would blow your fat fucking head off.
我的錢足夠買個坦克然後把你他媽的大肥頭給轟下來
469
00:19:17,394 --> 00:19:20,029
Wow. Well, I'm sorry, Dan.
喔 好吧 抱歉 Dan
470
00:19:20,063 --> 00:19:23,699
I hate to leave a man down, but I'll see you around.
我討厭讓人失望 但後會有期
471
00:19:22,420 --> 00:19:24,400
{9}Selina不參選了 總統要留下來
472
00:19:25,735 --> 00:19:26,835
Danny. Danny, hey.
Danny Danny 嘿
473
00:19:26,870 --> 00:19:28,872
Are you fucking kidding me?
去你的你在玩我?
474
00:19:28,906 --> 00:19:30,773
You brought me over here for nothing?
你讓我過來 卻空手而歸?
475
00:19:30,808 --> 00:19:33,376
Are you really talking to me like this right now?
你現在真的要這麼對我說話?
476
00:19:33,410 --> 00:19:36,679
- I have shit to do. - I am in a bad way.
- 我有很多事要做 - 我現在情況不好
477
00:19:36,714 --> 00:19:39,015
Honestly, it's so out of line.
誠實地說 那太出格了
478
00:19:39,049 --> 00:19:41,284
- It's so out of line. - It is.
- 那太出格了 - 是的
479
00:19:41,318 --> 00:19:42,752
You get fucked by everybody in DC--
你被特區的每個人搞得一團糟
480
00:19:42,786 --> 00:19:45,422
your friends, your enemies,
你的朋友 敵人
481
00:19:45,456 --> 00:19:47,657
your colleagues, your fucking family.
同事 他媽的家人
482
00:19:47,692 --> 00:19:49,225
That's Washington, DC, for you.
那就是華盛頓特區
483
00:19:49,260 --> 00:19:50,893
DC-- District of Cunts.
DC 王八蛋區
484
00:19:50,928 --> 00:19:53,829
Ma'am, you remember Sally, T.J., and Paul.
女士 你記得Sally T.J.和 Paul
485
00:19:53,864 --> 00:19:57,066
This is my nerd herd. And I mean that affectionately.
這是我的書獃子小隊 是善意的說法
486
00:19:57,101 --> 00:19:58,501
Jonah, this is a restricted area.
Jonah 這是管制區
487
00:19:58,536 --> 00:20:00,837
We're like Area 51 except more restricted.
我們就像51區一樣 只是管制更嚴格 (傳說中關押外星人的區域)
488
00:20:00,872 --> 00:20:02,739
- Jonah, can you come here just for a second? - Yeah.
- Jonah 你能過來一下嗎? - 是的
489
00:20:02,774 --> 00:20:05,042
Do you want to fill me in as to what's going on right now?
你能告訴我現在是怎麼回事嗎?
490
00:20:05,076 --> 00:20:07,744
Yes, ma'am. Your abrupt exit from the science fair.
是的 女士 您突然從科技展覽退場
491
00:20:07,779 --> 00:20:10,548
Mike needed a PR fix, so you have to give these guys a West Wing tour.
Mike需要在公關上彌補一下 所以你得給這些傢伙一個白宮
492
00:20:10,582 --> 00:20:11,949
- What? - Uh, ma'am.
- 什麼? - 呃 女士
493
00:20:11,983 --> 00:20:13,083
This has got to stop.
這得停下來
494
00:20:13,118 --> 00:20:15,052
You should be aware that the president is on his way.
你得明白總統正在路上
495
00:20:15,086 --> 00:20:16,687
Hey, why don't we go sit on these chairs for a second?
嘿 我們為什麼不在這些椅子上坐一會?
496
00:20:16,721 --> 00:20:18,289
What did you say? The president is coming here?
你說什麼? 總統要過來?
497
00:20:18,323 --> 00:20:19,644
- Yes. - Why? He never comes here.
- 是的 - 為什麼? 他從來不過來
498
00:20:19,658 --> 00:20:22,193
I don't know. Information-wise, I am becalmed.
我不知道 從信息的角度來說 我沒得到消息
499
00:20:22,227 --> 00:20:23,627
The president is coming here?
總統要來這?
500
00:20:23,662 --> 00:20:26,297
Gary, Dana just cleared security. This is anarchy.
Gary Dana剛過了安檢 這裡一片混亂
501
00:20:26,331 --> 00:20:28,666
Hey, ma'am, is now a bad time to talk to Dana?
嘿 女士 現在不是和Dana談話的好時機吧?
502
00:20:28,734 --> 00:20:31,402
- Yeah! - Okay, let me just go fix that.
- 沒錯! - 好的 讓我處理好那個
503
00:20:31,469 --> 00:20:33,537
I'll fix that.
我去處理好那個
504
00:20:35,741 --> 00:20:37,875
- Hey. Hey. - Gary who I'm gonna marry.
- 嘿 嘿 - Gary 我要嫁的人
505
00:20:37,909 --> 00:20:40,244
Fiancée in the house. Ooh, ooh!
未婚妻來了 哦 哦!
506
00:20:40,279 --> 00:20:41,679
This is not a good time, baby.
這不是個好時機 寶貝
507
00:20:41,713 --> 00:20:44,015
I brought the Pecorino Duo Grande sampler.
我帶了Pecorino Duo Grande奶酪樣品
508
00:20:44,049 --> 00:20:46,684
- Shaved and grated. - Okay, I'll just give this to her.
- 磨細了的 - 好吧 我把這個給她
509
00:20:46,718 --> 00:20:48,619
But why? Oh, my God, is it Selina?
但是為什麼? 哦 天 是Selina嗎?
510
00:20:48,654 --> 00:20:50,221
Right? She doesn't like me, is that it?
對嗎? 她不喜歡我 是那樣吧?
511
00:20:50,255 --> 00:20:52,556
- She loves you. - Then what is it?
- 她喜歡你 - 那是什麼?
512
00:20:52,591 --> 00:20:54,626
Shh, shh.
噓 噓
513
00:20:54,660 --> 00:20:56,995
- POTUS is coming. - Oh, my God!
- 總統要過來 - 哦 天哪!
514
00:20:57,029 --> 00:20:59,264
There's a lot of security and he doesn't like a lot of people around.
這會有很多保安 而他不希望周圍有很多人
515
00:20:59,298 --> 00:21:02,133
He should get the basket. Right? We'll get him to tweet about it.
應該把這個籃子給他 對吧? 我們讓他發個推
516
00:21:02,168 --> 00:21:03,935
It'll be great publicity. You know I'm right.
會是超棒的宣傳 你知道我是對的
517
00:21:03,970 --> 00:21:05,837
Is he gonna drop me from the ticket?
他要和我拆伙麼?
518
00:21:05,872 --> 00:21:07,406
- Is that what's going on? He's gone postal. - I have no idea.
- 那就是現在的情況? 他大動肝火 - 我不知道
519
00:21:07,441 --> 00:21:08,674
- Ma'am. - What?
- 女士 - 什麼?
520
00:21:08,709 --> 00:21:09,943
You've got to mello yellow.
你得冷靜下來(飲料名)
521
00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:11,578
Don't tell me not to panic.
別告訴我不要驚慌
522
00:21:11,612 --> 00:21:13,146
I know how to freak out, okay?
我知道怎麼崩潰 好嗎?
523
00:21:13,180 --> 00:21:16,049
Everybody can just shut the shit up.
所有人都他媽閉上嘴
524
00:21:16,083 --> 00:21:17,884
- I got to think. - Okay.
- 我得想想 - 好吧
525
00:21:17,918 --> 00:21:21,421
- We know what she's like. - Andrew, don't talk to me.
- 我們知道她怎麼樣 - Andrew 別跟我說話
526
00:21:21,455 --> 00:21:22,856
Ma'am, should I get Jonah to get the kids--
女士 我要不要讓Jonah把那些孩子...
527
00:21:22,890 --> 00:21:24,390
I'll get Jonah to get the kids out.
我會讓Jonah把那些孩子帶出去
528
00:21:24,425 --> 00:21:26,092
Jonah, why don't you put the kids in my office?
Jonah 你為什麼不把孩子帶到我的辦公室?
529
00:21:26,126 --> 00:21:28,428
- Mike. Mike. - Is the president coming?
- Mike Mike - 總統要過來?
530
00:21:28,462 --> 00:21:32,098
- Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike! - Ma'am, I'm coming.
- Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike! - 女士 我來了
531
00:21:32,132 --> 00:21:33,900
- I'm here. I'm here. - Come here.
- 我來了 我來了 - 過來這裡
532
00:21:33,934 --> 00:21:35,368
- We got to make a statement. - Okay.
- 我們得做個聲明 - 好的
533
00:21:35,402 --> 00:21:38,037
Because I think POTUS is coming here to kick me off the ticket.
因為我認為總統要過來把我踢出去
534
00:21:38,071 --> 00:21:40,406
And I've got to make a statement saying I'm leaving the ticket
我得在他踢掉我之前作出聲明說我要離開
535
00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:43,542
before he drops me from it. I've got to jump before we get stabbed in the back.
你知道我得在我們遭黑手之前跳出來
536
00:21:43,576 --> 00:21:45,544
- Danny Chung is making an announcement. - What?
- 好吧 Danny Chung做了個聲明 - 什麼?
537
00:21:45,579 --> 00:21:48,213
I was proud to serve in the military.
我很自豪曾在部隊服役
538
00:21:48,248 --> 00:21:49,848
I'm proud to serve as a governor.
我很自豪作為州長為民眾服務
539
00:21:49,883 --> 00:21:52,384
Today I've set up an exploratory committee
今天我設立了探索委員會
540
00:21:52,419 --> 00:21:55,053
- to look into whether in a couple of years... - Okay.
- 來調查未來幾年內... - 好吧
541
00:21:55,088 --> 00:21:58,823
...I might be of use serving at an even higher level.
... 我是否可能在更高層的位置上發揮作用
542
00:21:58,858 --> 00:22:01,559
Does she make you happy? Because I make you happy.
她讓你開心嗎? 因為我讓你開心
543
00:22:01,593 --> 00:22:03,294
Of course you make me happy, baby.
你當然讓我開心 寶貝
544
00:22:03,329 --> 00:22:05,796
- Ma'am, we're gonna have to ask you to leave. - What is this?
- 女士 我們得請你離開 - 這是怎麼回事?
545
00:22:05,831 --> 00:22:07,531
Oh, my God. What's going on?
哦 天哪 怎麼了?
546
00:22:07,565 --> 00:22:09,500
We are gonna talk about this when we get home.
我們回去再說
547
00:22:09,534 --> 00:22:11,735
- You are my diamond. - I am a diamond in the rough.
- 你是我的鑽石 - 我是鑽石原石
548
00:22:11,770 --> 00:22:13,804
- I know you're a diamond. - Get your hands off me.
- 我知道你是鑽石 - 把你的手拿開
549
00:22:13,838 --> 00:22:15,639
I know what I'm gonna do.
我知道我要做什麼
550
00:22:15,674 --> 00:22:17,708
I'm gonna run against Chung.
我要作為Chung的對手參選
551
00:22:17,743 --> 00:22:19,477
Okay? I'm gonna take myself off the ticket.
好嗎? 我要和總統散伙
552
00:22:19,511 --> 00:22:22,347
I'll run against Chung and I'll run against POTUS.
我要和Chung還有總統競爭
553
00:22:22,382 --> 00:22:24,416
It'll be like a political massacre.
這會是場政治大屠殺
554
00:22:24,450 --> 00:22:26,552
Quit freaking out. You need to get your head together.
別驚慌 您得過過腦子
555
00:22:26,586 --> 00:22:28,553
What do you mean? The president's gonna be here any second.
你什麼意思? 我我已經下決心了 總統隨時都會到...
556
00:22:28,588 --> 00:22:30,289
Lookie, lookie, lookie, lookie.
瞧 瞧 瞧 瞧
557
00:22:30,324 --> 00:22:31,958
- This is for you. - What?
- 這是給您的 - 什麼?
558
00:22:31,992 --> 00:22:34,093
It's like a Pecorino peace offering.
這就像個Pecorina和平獻禮
559
00:22:34,127 --> 00:22:35,595
What the crippling fuck is going on with you?
你他媽到底在幹什麼?
560
00:22:35,629 --> 00:22:37,964
- I got rid of Dana. - You've got to get out of here.
- 我擺脫Dana了 - 你得出去
561
00:22:37,999 --> 00:22:40,767
- Get out of here. - I have POTUS incoming!
- 出去 - 總統過來了!
562
00:22:40,801 --> 00:22:43,202
- I have POTUS incoming! - Make a statement, Mike.
- 總統過來了! - 做個聲明 Mike
563
00:22:43,237 --> 00:22:44,871
- About what? About what? - Everything.
- 關於什麼? 關於什麼? - 所有的
564
00:22:44,905 --> 00:22:46,806
All possible statements that you can even think of.
你能想到的所有可能的聲明
565
00:22:46,841 --> 00:22:48,841
Okay, I'll come up with something.
好吧 我會想出點東西的 我會想出來的
566
00:22:48,876 --> 00:22:51,210
- Let's go say hi to POTUS. - Don't talk to me like I'm a crazy person.
- 讓我們去和總統問好 - 別當我是瘋子一樣對我說話
567
00:22:51,245 --> 00:22:52,712
I didn't mean to. It came out weird.
那不是我的本意 說出來的時候變得奇怪了
568
00:22:52,746 --> 00:22:55,882
Make a hole, yo. POTUS coming through. Make a hole.
空出地方來 你 總統要經過 空出地方來
569
00:22:57,117 --> 00:22:58,518
You're not the president.
你不是總統
570
00:22:58,552 --> 00:23:00,887
No, but you're not Justin Bieber either, are you, sport?
不 但是你也不是Justin Bieber對吧 失敗者?
571
00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:03,189
Ma'am. POTUS is here.
女士 總統在這
572
00:23:03,223 --> 00:23:04,924
Where?
哪裡
573
00:23:04,959 --> 00:23:06,726
Has he been miniaturized?
他被縮小了嗎?
574
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:08,261
He's right in that room.
他就在那個房間裡
575
00:23:08,295 --> 00:23:09,963
Would you care to join him in your office?
你介意讓他進你的辦公室嗎?
576
00:23:09,997 --> 00:23:12,265
Uh...
呃
577
00:23:13,533 --> 00:23:15,401
- Am I about to get whacked? - No, no, no.
- 我要被開掉了嗎? - 沒有 沒有 沒有
578
00:23:15,435 --> 00:23:18,904
No, it's good to see you again. Take care.
不 很高興再次見到您 保重
579
00:23:18,939 --> 00:23:22,341
Your boss wants to see you. Don't keep him waiting.
你的上司要見你 別讓他等
580
00:23:25,511 --> 00:23:27,178
What's going on here?
這裡發生了什麼?
581
00:23:27,246 --> 00:23:29,514
Is it Bring a Disparate Person to Work Day?
是讓絕望的人來工作的日子?
582
00:23:29,548 --> 00:23:32,484
Uh, Selina is about to get a Potal bullet through the head
呃 Selina正要被總統子彈爆頭
583
00:23:32,518 --> 00:23:35,019
and you are all about to be unemployed and homeless.
而你們所有人就要失業然後無家可歸
584
00:23:35,053 --> 00:23:37,655
But, Amy, I don't want you to worry. You can crash at my place.
但是 Amy 我不想你擔憂 你可以在我家借住
585
00:23:37,689 --> 00:23:39,757
We're so fucked. We're so fucked.
我們被整死了 我們被整透了
586
00:23:39,791 --> 00:23:41,691
We've fucked DC over so many different ways,
我們把特區的人都得罪了個遍
587
00:23:41,726 --> 00:23:43,426
no one's gonna hire us now.
現在沒人會雇我們了
588
00:23:43,494 --> 00:23:45,962
How am I gonna pay for my fucking boat?
我他媽要怎麼付我那條船的費用?
589
00:23:45,997 --> 00:23:47,898
Enough about the fucking boat, Mike.
別再說他媽的船了 Mike
590
00:23:47,932 --> 00:23:50,267
Take a flare gun, put it in your mouth, and blow your head off.
找只信號槍 塞到你口裡 然後把頭爆了
591
00:23:50,301 --> 00:23:51,735
Listen to yourselves. You people are monsters.
聽聽你們自己 你們這些人都是怪物
592
00:23:51,769 --> 00:23:53,636
Ed, you really need to can it right now.
Ed 你現在真的很需要停止這個
593
00:23:53,670 --> 00:23:54,937
Do not comment on this office, okay?
別評價這個辦公室 好嗎?
594
00:23:54,971 --> 00:23:57,339
Hey, Sue, don't talk to me that way, okay?
嘿 Sue 別那麼對我說話 好嗎?
595
00:23:57,374 --> 00:23:59,141
You're the secretary to the vice president.
你是副總統的秘書
596
00:23:59,175 --> 00:24:03,178
That's like being Garfunkel's roadie, okay?
那就像Garfunkel(歌手)的巡迴樂隊管理員 好嗎?
597
00:24:03,213 --> 00:24:05,714
So this is Selina's team in action.
所以這是Selina的隊伍在行動啊
598
00:24:05,749 --> 00:24:08,016
- That explains a lot to me. - Likewise.
- 這說明了很多 - 同感
599
00:24:08,050 --> 00:24:09,751
Yeah, well, they're actually better than my team.
是的 哦 他們實際上比我的隊伍好
600
00:24:09,785 --> 00:24:12,153
My team is just fucking horrible.
我的隊伍單純的就是糟透了
601
00:24:16,025 --> 00:24:17,659
Ma'am?
女士?
602
00:24:18,694 --> 00:24:20,328
Hi.
嘿
603
00:24:20,363 --> 00:24:23,398
I think I know what you're gonna say, but I don't wanna jinx it.
我想我知道您要說什麼 但是我不想當烏鴉嘴
604
00:24:23,432 --> 00:24:26,001
POTUS is not
總統不會
605
00:24:26,035 --> 00:24:28,370
gonna be running for a second term.
為連任競選
606
00:24:28,404 --> 00:24:30,305
- Oh, my God! - I'm gonna run.
- 哦 天哪! - 我會參選
607
00:24:30,340 --> 00:24:33,208
Whoa, whoa! Ma'am, give me the straight poop here.
哇哦 哇哦! 女士 告訴我實話
608
00:24:33,243 --> 00:24:34,963
- Is this for real? - It's totally for real.
- 那是真的嗎? - 完全是真的
609
00:24:34,978 --> 00:24:36,912
Oh, thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you.
哦 謝謝! 謝謝 謝謝 謝謝
610
00:24:36,947 --> 00:24:39,047
- Can we make it public? - No, no, no, no.
- 我們能公開嗎? - 不行 不行 不行 不行
611
00:24:39,082 --> 00:24:41,717
- We got to wait for POTUS to make a statement. - Okay. Okay. Okay.
- 我們得等總統發表聲明 - 好吧 好吧 好吧
612
00:24:51,595 --> 00:24:53,496
Ma'am, of all the places that I have liaised,
女士 在所有我擔任聯絡人的地方
613
00:24:53,531 --> 00:24:55,765
I have enjoyed liaising here the most.
我最喜歡這裡
614
00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:58,235
Okay, guys, we don't want to get ahead of ourselves here.
好吧 夥計們 我們不想太提前
615
00:24:58,302 --> 00:25:00,437
- We've got a lot of work. - Yep, a long road ahead.
- 我們有很多事情要做 - 是的 前方是條漫長的路
616
00:25:00,471 --> 00:25:02,238
- Right? - And we're going all the way.
- 對嗎? - 我們會一直走下去
617
00:25:02,273 --> 00:25:04,207
And for the record, ma'am, I always believed in you.
作為記錄 女士 我一直都相信您
618
00:25:04,241 --> 00:25:07,744
Well, I have to say that I believed in me, too.
哦 我得說我也相信自己
619
00:25:07,778 --> 00:25:09,346
- Of course. - Yeah.
- 當然 - 沒錯
620
00:25:09,380 --> 00:25:11,715
POTUS, he knew the gig was up
總統 他知道形勢變得很嚴峻
621
00:25:11,783 --> 00:25:14,517
because Doyle, Furlong, Chung
因為Doyle Furlong Chung...
622
00:25:14,552 --> 00:25:16,319
all turned the party against him.
全部讓黨內反對他
623
00:25:16,353 --> 00:25:18,822
I mean, it was just, you know, RIP-OTUS.
我是說 那就是 安息吧總統
624
00:25:18,856 --> 00:25:21,624
Just complete sinking shit.
就是完全沒希望了
625
00:25:21,659 --> 00:25:25,395
No, he had to go. Together we are going to make history.
不 他得離開 我們會一起創造歷史
626
00:25:25,429 --> 00:25:26,997
We're going to the White House, ma'am.
我們會去白宮 女士
627
00:25:27,031 --> 00:25:28,365
Boom, boom, pow.
砰 砰 完成
628
00:25:28,399 --> 00:25:32,268
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Wow.
哦 是的 是的 喔
629
00:25:36,307 --> 00:25:37,507
My brain is at your service, ma'am.
我的大腦為您服務 女士
630
00:25:37,542 --> 00:25:39,576
- We'll see. - Ma'am, I am so psyched.
- 等著瞧吧 - 女士 我太激動了
631
00:25:39,611 --> 00:25:41,772
And the science fair speech was plagiarized from Chung.
科技展覽的講話是抄了Chung的
632
00:25:41,780 --> 00:25:43,314
Just wanted you to know that up front.
只是希望提前讓您知道
633
00:25:43,348 --> 00:25:45,816
- What? What? What? What? - Yep.
- 什麼? 什麼? 什麼? 什麼? - 是的
634
00:25:45,851 --> 00:25:47,451
- You're kidding. - No.
- 你在開玩笑 - 沒有
635
00:25:47,486 --> 00:25:50,320
- And so it begins. - Yeah, with a kick to the tits.
- 那麼開始了 - 是的 讓人蛋疼的一擊
636
00:25:50,355 --> 00:25:53,324
So, Dan, you're gonna have to clean up your own shitty diaper.
那麼 Dan 你自己搞出來的爛攤子你自己收拾
637
00:25:53,358 --> 00:25:55,393
- Got it? - Not a problem.
- 明白嗎? - 沒問題
638
00:25:55,427 --> 00:25:57,862
You know what? We got to talk about the campaign, don't we?
哦 等等 你知道嗎? 我們得談談競選活動了 不是嗎?
639
00:25:57,896 --> 00:25:59,897
- Okay. I'm right behind you. - Okay, great.
- 好的 我就在你背後支持你 - 好 棒極了
640
00:25:59,932 --> 00:26:01,999
Gary, call Dana. She's called 90 times.
Gary 打電話給Dana 她打過來了90次
641
00:26:02,034 --> 00:26:04,302
- Shit. - Talk to her, then sedate her.
- 去 - 跟她談 然後讓她安靜
642
00:26:05,537 --> 00:26:08,172
Ma'am, the president has left the building.
女士 總統已經離開這棟大樓了
643
00:26:08,207 --> 00:26:10,308
Who gives a flying fuck?
他媽的誰關心?
644
00:26:10,376 --> 00:26:13,511
- Not yet. - Sorry. I'm sorry, but I couldn't help it.
- 還沒有 - 抱歉 我很抱歉 但我控制不住
645
00:26:13,545 --> 00:26:15,846
Ma'am, West Wing.
女士 西翼
646
00:26:15,881 --> 00:26:17,949
- This is your fault. - No, no.
- 這是你的錯 - 不 不
647
00:26:17,983 --> 00:26:20,885
I didn't arrive soon enough to be able to cut out the cancer.
我到得不夠早 以至於我沒法切除這個腫瘤
648
00:26:20,919 --> 00:26:24,389
Oh, no, I think you arrived with a man bag filled with tumors.
哦 不 我認為你是帶著充滿腫瘤的卵袋來的
649
00:26:24,423 --> 00:26:26,524
That was POTUS's problem.
那是總統的問題
650
00:26:26,559 --> 00:26:29,060
Because he relied on those two guys.
因為他依靠著那兩個人
651
00:26:29,094 --> 00:26:31,963
One a burnt-out loser, the other a conniving robot.
一個是精疲力盡的失敗者 另一個是裝瞎的機器人
652
00:26:31,998 --> 00:26:34,299
- Crazy. - Bad combo, yeah.
- 瘋狂 - 糟糕的組合 沒錯
653
00:26:35,601 --> 00:26:38,236
- Oh, hello, kids. - Come on in.
- 哦 你們好 孩子們 - 請進
654
00:26:38,271 --> 00:26:41,006
Oh, my God, have you been here this whole time?
哦 天 你們一直都在這?
655
00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:43,008
M&Ms for the scientists.
M&M (巧克力糖) 給科學家們
656
00:26:43,042 --> 00:26:44,676
So come with me 'cause I've got an idea.
跟我一起來 因為我有個好主意
657
00:26:44,710 --> 00:26:46,478
I might show you around the West Wing.
我大概會帶你們逛逛西翼
658
00:26:46,512 --> 00:26:48,513
- Ahh! - Would you?
- 啊! - 真的?
659
00:26:48,548 --> 00:26:50,281
- Do you like government? - Yes.
- 你們喜歡政府嗎? - 是的
660
00:26:50,316 --> 00:26:52,116
- And do you like politics? - Yeah.
- 你們喜歡政治嗎? - 是的
661
00:26:52,151 --> 00:26:54,686
Oh, good. Because politics is about people, don't you think?
哦 好 因為政治就是和人有關 你們不這麼認為嗎?
662
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:56,721
- Yeah. - It is when you think about it.
- 沒錯 - 它是 當你思考的時候
663
00:26:56,756 --> 00:26:59,457
'Cause without people, you can't have politics.
因為沒有人 就不可能有政治
664
00:26:59,492 --> 00:27:00,959
See how crowded this is?
看這多熱鬧?
665
00:27:00,993 --> 00:27:02,761
I mean, it's very claustrophobic.
我是說 這很容易引起幽閉恐怖癥
666
00:27:02,795 --> 00:27:06,532
I think that the president should only have her staff here.
我想總統應該只讓她的人員在這
667
00:27:06,567 --> 00:27:08,601
Or his staff. You know, their staff.
或者他的員工 你知道 他們的
668
00:27:08,635 --> 00:27:10,796
I mean, I've never seen-- like that one we just passed,
我是說 我從沒見過 就像我們剛剛經過的那個
669
00:27:10,805 --> 00:27:11,905
I don't know who that person is.
我不知道那是誰
670
00:27:11,939 --> 00:27:13,273
I've never seen that person in my life.
在我的生命中我就沒見過那個人
671
00:27:13,307 --> 00:27:14,507
No business being here.
在這不知道幹嘛
672
00:27:14,542 --> 00:27:17,844
Selina did not plagiarize Danny Chung's speech.
Selina沒有抄襲Danny Chung的講話
673
00:27:17,879 --> 00:27:19,580
Mike's already told you that.
Mike已經告訴你那個了
674
00:27:19,614 --> 00:27:21,148
No, I am not plagiarizing Mike.
不 我沒有抄襲Mike
675
00:27:21,182 --> 00:27:23,851
I know it's boring, but, hey, I'm boring.
我知道這很無聊 但是 嘿 我就是很無聊
676
00:27:23,885 --> 00:27:26,987
Those curtains there are going.
那些窗簾...要拆掉
677
00:27:27,022 --> 00:27:29,056
Wow, those are hideous.
天哪 真是醜
678
00:27:29,090 --> 00:27:32,226
- We're still together, right? - Ed, I haven't got time.
- 我們還是在一起的 對吧? - Ed 我沒時間
679
00:27:32,261 --> 00:27:34,963
Time for us or do you mean time as a general concept?
我們的時間還是指一般意義上的時間?
680
00:27:34,997 --> 00:27:37,499
Hi, Terry. I am sorry I missed your call.
你好 Terry 抱歉我錯過了你的電話
681
00:27:37,533 --> 00:27:41,070
Hi, Dana. Hey. Hey, listen.
你好 Dana 嘿 嘿 聽著
682
00:27:41,104 --> 00:27:42,805
I just wanted to say that--
我只是想說
683
00:27:42,839 --> 00:27:45,474
Okay. Okay. If you've got something to say, you go first.
好吧 好吧 如果你有什麼要說 你先
684
00:27:45,509 --> 00:27:48,711
Was your mom plagiarizing the Bible when she said, "Oh, God, oh, God"?
當她說"哦 天 哦 天"的時候 你媽媽有在抄襲聖經嗎?
685
00:27:48,746 --> 00:27:51,782
The president's chair is a couple inches higher
總統的椅子比總統辦公室
686
00:27:51,816 --> 00:27:53,951
than the rest of the chairs in the Oval Office.
的其他椅子都要高幾英吋
687
00:27:53,985 --> 00:27:56,353
And I used to think, "Oh, my God, that's so ridiculous."
我以前常常想 "哦 天 那太可笑了"
688
00:27:56,387 --> 00:27:57,688
But now I think it makes sense
但現在我覺得這很有意義
689
00:27:57,722 --> 00:27:59,602
because I think it's a good psychological trick.
因為我認為這是個不錯的心理暗示
690
00:27:59,624 --> 00:28:02,626
Yeah, that's what I-- you're not finished? Go ahead.
是的 那就是我... 你還沒說完? 繼續
691
00:28:02,660 --> 00:28:05,462
Oh, she loved the cheese.
哦 她喜歡那些奶酪
692
00:28:05,496 --> 00:28:07,297
Loved it.
很喜歡
693
00:28:07,332 --> 00:28:10,001
When I grow up, I want to be vice president just like you.
當我長大的時候 我想像您一樣成為副總統
694
00:28:10,035 --> 00:28:12,637
Oh, no, you don't. You want to be president.
哦 不 你不會 你會想成為總統的
695
00:28:13,086 --> 00:28:17,565
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