1 00:00:05,921 --> 00:00:07,117 Oh, uite-l. 2 00:00:07,127 --> 00:00:08,374 Prietenul meu. 3 00:00:08,384 --> 00:00:11,373 Haide vino aici langa prietena mea si celalalt prieten al meu. 4 00:00:12,738 --> 00:00:15,438 Ar fi bine sa nu insemne "prietenul negru". 5 00:00:17,813 --> 00:00:20,232 Candace si eu, primul dovleac pe care il scobim impreuna. 6 00:00:20,242 --> 00:00:23,992 O sa-i punem o peruca nasoala si-o sa-i spunem Donald Trump-kin. 7 00:00:24,660 --> 00:00:26,455 N-o sa tina. Nu e suficient de portocaliu. 8 00:00:27,880 --> 00:00:31,214 - Ce pregatesti tu, Shel? - Acelasi lucru pe care il fac in fiecare an, 9 00:00:31,224 --> 00:00:32,692 un dovleac de fumat din el. 10 00:00:39,220 --> 00:00:42,432 Ce zici de imbracamintea iubitei mele? 11 00:00:43,039 --> 00:00:44,525 Sunt un sobolan pizza. 12 00:00:45,977 --> 00:00:47,173 Unde e pizza? 13 00:00:47,183 --> 00:00:48,563 Mo, hai aici. 14 00:00:51,031 --> 00:00:52,641 Fii pizza! Hai! 15 00:00:53,314 --> 00:00:54,739 Bravo! 16 00:00:55,302 --> 00:00:57,255 Daca acel caine va fi pizza la noapte 17 00:00:57,265 --> 00:01:00,179 poate vrei sa-l duci de aici cand voi aprinde acest dovleac. 18 00:01:03,135 --> 00:01:05,194 Ok, ma duc sa-mi pun coada si am plecat. 19 00:01:07,208 --> 00:01:08,801 Doamne, sunt nebun dupa ea. 20 00:01:08,811 --> 00:01:10,568 Sunt nebun dupa ea, Danny. Trebuie sa-mi spui 21 00:01:10,578 --> 00:01:13,173 daca vreodata voi strica asta, ok? 22 00:01:13,551 --> 00:01:15,038 Vreau doar sa stie ca mereu ma gandesc la ea... 23 00:01:15,048 --> 00:01:16,770 Mereu ma gandesc la tine! 24 00:01:20,729 --> 00:01:22,885 Hey! Strici totul acum. Bine? 25 00:01:22,895 --> 00:01:24,935 Esti mult prea romantic cu ea, bine? 26 00:01:24,945 --> 00:01:26,545 Sunt lucruri mult mai simple sa sperii o fata. 27 00:01:26,555 --> 00:01:30,020 Poti sa dansezi ca Drake. 28 00:01:36,513 --> 00:01:38,959 Stii la ce ma refer. Acel clip idiot. 29 00:01:40,621 --> 00:01:42,363 Danny, Danny, Danny... 30 00:01:42,373 --> 00:01:45,143 frumosule bastard tampit. 31 00:01:46,525 --> 00:01:48,786 Nu exista ceva ce se cheama "mult prea romantic". 32 00:01:49,560 --> 00:01:51,161 Ok, iubitule, 33 00:01:51,171 --> 00:01:52,947 ne intalnim la bar. 34 00:01:52,957 --> 00:01:54,355 Ding, ding, ding, ding! 35 00:01:55,287 --> 00:01:57,020 Ai uitat sa platesti imbratisarea la bariera. 36 00:01:57,772 --> 00:01:59,927 Ce naiba e imbratisarea la bariera? 37 00:02:01,687 --> 00:02:03,165 Bine, e nostim ca intrebi... 38 00:02:03,175 --> 00:02:05,584 Justin face un lucru foarte dragut ca atunci cand plec, 39 00:02:05,594 --> 00:02:08,399 trebuie sa platesc imbratisarea la bariera, 40 00:02:09,393 --> 00:02:10,915 Uite. 41 00:02:12,622 --> 00:02:14,672 - Ok. - Ding, ding, ding! 42 00:02:15,737 --> 00:02:17,820 E ora de varf. Stii ce inseamna asta. 43 00:02:17,830 --> 00:02:19,907 Dubla imbratisare la bariera. 44 00:02:20,892 --> 00:02:22,263 Inca una. 45 00:02:22,273 --> 00:02:23,566 Doar... 46 00:02:23,576 --> 00:02:24,846 - Doar una. 47 00:02:27,888 --> 00:02:29,481 O coada foarte draguta. 48 00:02:30,642 --> 00:02:31,891 Oh, nu... 49 00:02:31,901 --> 00:02:33,800 D'zeule 50 00:02:35,669 --> 00:02:37,957 Penisul tocmai a sarit din mine si a fugit. 51 00:02:41,749 --> 00:02:43,332 Bine, al meu a vrut sa plece, dar 52 00:02:43,342 --> 00:02:45,884 i-a fost frica ca trebuie sa plateasca imbratisarea la bariera. 53 00:02:47,889 --> 00:02:51,892 Undateable Sezonul 3, Ep. 5. Halloween. 54 00:02:51,902 --> 00:02:55,323 corvin.predoiu (subtitrari-noi.ro Team) 55 00:02:55,333 --> 00:02:57,646 cu....Meghan Trainor 56 00:03:04,914 --> 00:03:07,675 ♪ I'm bringing booty back ♪ 57 00:03:07,685 --> 00:03:11,256 ♪ Go 'head and tell ♪ ♪ Them skinny bitches that ♪ 58 00:03:11,266 --> 00:03:14,731 ♪ No, I'm just playing ♪ ♪ I know you think you're fat ♪ 59 00:03:14,741 --> 00:03:17,625 ♪ But I'm here to tell you ♪ ♪ Every inch of you is perfect ♪ 60 00:03:17,635 --> 00:03:19,652 ♪ From the bottom to the top ♪ 61 00:03:19,662 --> 00:03:21,877 ♪ My mama, she told me ♪ 62 00:03:21,887 --> 00:03:24,632 ♪ You don't worry about the size ♪ 63 00:03:24,642 --> 00:03:26,643 ♪ No, don't worry, baby ♪ 64 00:03:26,653 --> 00:03:29,564 ♪ She said boys like ♪ ♪ A little more booty ♪ 65 00:03:29,574 --> 00:03:31,350 ♪ To hold at night ♪ 66 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:33,611 ♪ That booty, booty ♪ 67 00:03:33,621 --> 00:03:36,259 ♪ You know I won't be no stick figure ♪ 68 00:03:36,269 --> 00:03:39,193 ♪ Silicon Barbie doll ♪ 69 00:03:39,861 --> 00:03:41,417 ♪ Oh, no ♪ 70 00:03:41,427 --> 00:03:43,237 ♪ If that's what you're into ♪ 71 00:03:43,247 --> 00:03:46,299 ♪ Go ahead and move along ♪ 72 00:03:47,499 --> 00:03:50,805 ♪ Because you know I'm all ♪ ♪ About that bass, 'bout that bass ♪ 73 00:03:50,815 --> 00:03:51,973 ♪ No treble ♪ 74 00:03:51,983 --> 00:03:55,544 ♪ I'm all about that bass ♪ ♪ 'Bout that bass, no treble ♪ 75 00:03:55,554 --> 00:03:59,178 ♪ I'm all about that bass ♪ ♪ 'Bout that bass, no treble ♪ 76 00:03:59,188 --> 00:04:01,756 ♪ I'm all about that bass ♪ ♪ 'Bout that bass ♪ 77 00:04:01,766 --> 00:04:05,363 ♪ You know I'm all about that bass ♪ ♪ 'Bout that bass ♪ 78 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:09,289 ♪ I said I'm all about that bass ♪ 79 00:04:09,803 --> 00:04:12,465 ♪ I'm all about that bass, that bass ♪ 80 00:04:12,475 --> 00:04:16,213 ♪ I said I'm all about that bass ♪ ♪ 'Bout that bass ♪ 81 00:04:27,105 --> 00:04:29,269 Iceberg in fata! 82 00:04:30,105 --> 00:04:32,330 Capitanul de pe Titanic! 83 00:04:32,340 --> 00:04:33,879 Imi place acel film! 84 00:04:33,889 --> 00:04:37,934 Trebuie sa spun ca e mult mai bine decat anul cand erai costumat ca o fantoma cu penis. 85 00:04:38,955 --> 00:04:40,609 Nu, initial eram o fantoma, 86 00:04:40,619 --> 00:04:42,650 dar am intalnit pe cineva. 87 00:04:44,867 --> 00:04:46,116 Bursk, tu ce esti? 88 00:04:46,126 --> 00:04:47,427 Sunt Wolverine evreu. 89 00:04:49,011 --> 00:04:51,879 Este ca Wolverine cel normal dar are niste probleme cu stomacul. 90 00:04:53,304 --> 00:04:55,345 Accidental, am resimtit putina artrita in cotul stang. 91 00:04:55,355 --> 00:04:57,017 Medicul spune că joc baschet prea mult. 92 00:04:57,027 --> 00:05:00,395 Am fost ceva mai agresiv in ultima vreme, 93 00:05:00,859 --> 00:05:02,470 dar chiar nu știu ce este in neregula cu spatele meu. 94 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:05,617 Nu ma prind. Tu ce esti? 95 00:05:05,627 --> 00:05:08,279 Ah! Stai, esti o bibliotecara lesbiana? 96 00:05:09,651 --> 00:05:12,915 Nu. Inca nu m-am costumat. Astea sunt hainele mele. 97 00:05:14,171 --> 00:05:15,471 Ar trebui sa plec. 98 00:05:32,527 --> 00:05:35,748 Oh, Doamne, bine ca am ajuns pentru ca era un cal de politie in calduri 99 00:05:35,758 --> 00:05:38,076 si m-a urmarit pana aici, cam 3 strazi. 100 00:05:38,691 --> 00:05:40,141 Vrei o bere? 101 00:05:42,569 --> 00:05:43,769 Asta inseamna da. 102 00:05:51,098 --> 00:05:53,415 O voi surprinde pe Candace cu mai multe costume. 103 00:05:53,425 --> 00:05:55,958 Ea va fi Goldilocks iar eu voi fi ursul 104 00:05:55,968 --> 00:05:57,718 "chiar asa". 105 00:06:04,564 --> 00:06:06,814 Uh, se pare ca ai agitat centaurul. 106 00:06:08,248 --> 00:06:10,281 Whoa baiete. 107 00:06:10,795 --> 00:06:12,351 Vino aici, 108 00:06:12,361 --> 00:06:15,493 mananca niste d'asta. Asa... 109 00:06:20,949 --> 00:06:23,199 Aveti morcovi aici.... 110 00:06:24,159 --> 00:06:26,181 Uite, omule, am vorbit cu totii sa stii. 111 00:06:26,191 --> 00:06:27,841 Esti mult prea 112 00:06:28,059 --> 00:06:30,251 romantic cu Candace. 113 00:06:30,261 --> 00:06:33,445 Suntem ingrijorati ca relatia ta e atat de noua si este 114 00:06:33,455 --> 00:06:36,355 greu sa-i spui persoanei cu care esti ca nu-ti place ceva la ea. 115 00:06:42,897 --> 00:06:45,086 Leslie are dreptate, omule, 116 00:06:46,644 --> 00:06:48,450 mie mi-a luat 2 ani sa-i spun colegei mele din facultate 117 00:06:49,085 --> 00:06:52,534 ca nu-mi place pentru ca e femeie. 118 00:06:53,865 --> 00:06:56,048 Trebuie sa fii atent, bub-ala. 119 00:06:56,058 --> 00:06:58,651 Sunt Wolverine evreu. 120 00:06:59,979 --> 00:07:02,252 Asta e felul in care distrugi o relatie. 121 00:07:02,758 --> 00:07:04,783 Da, omule, trebuie s-o lasi mai moale, bine? 122 00:07:04,926 --> 00:07:07,022 - S-o las mai moale? - Da. 123 00:07:07,032 --> 00:07:08,382 Nici vorba, Danny. 124 00:07:08,411 --> 00:07:11,294 Vezi tu, romantismul meu este croit la fix 125 00:07:11,304 --> 00:07:12,854 pentru ca l-am lasat mai moale. 126 00:07:14,055 --> 00:07:15,373 Lui Candace ii place. 127 00:07:15,383 --> 00:07:19,344 Nu, nu-i place. In regula, pot sa-ti dovedesc. 128 00:07:19,583 --> 00:07:21,567 Treci acolo. Rezista acolo. 129 00:07:21,577 --> 00:07:25,618 Hey Candace, acum ca nu e Justin in bar, ai putea veni sa vorbim putin. 130 00:07:29,832 --> 00:07:30,992 Ia loc. 131 00:07:31,327 --> 00:07:34,827 Vezi si tu cat este de romantic Justin in ultima vreme, nu? 132 00:07:36,221 --> 00:07:38,071 Nu te enerveaza asta? 133 00:07:38,226 --> 00:07:40,226 Nu!... 134 00:07:40,236 --> 00:07:42,736 Imi place. Cred ca e grozav. 135 00:07:46,497 --> 00:07:48,208 Adica... 136 00:07:48,512 --> 00:07:49,871 da... 137 00:07:50,685 --> 00:07:53,078 da, are niste chestii in ultima vreme... 138 00:07:53,088 --> 00:07:56,364 cum ar fi bariera imbratisarii, sarutul fluturilor, 139 00:07:56,374 --> 00:07:58,928 imi taie toata mancarea in forma de inimioara. 140 00:07:58,938 --> 00:08:01,428 Chiar daca, e constient ca imi place crusta pe sandwich-uri mele. 141 00:08:02,262 --> 00:08:05,210 Si da, sigur, e cam greu sa dorm 142 00:08:05,220 --> 00:08:08,539 mangaindu-ma constant pe spate 143 00:08:08,549 --> 00:08:09,921 si soptindu-mi in ureche: "Sunt chiar aici". 144 00:08:14,573 --> 00:08:16,368 Dar nu, cred ca e grozav. 145 00:08:17,032 --> 00:08:18,481 - Da. - Hmm. 146 00:08:18,491 --> 00:08:21,375 Stii ca spui una dar ochii tai spun altceva. 147 00:08:21,817 --> 00:08:23,417 Uita-te fix la amuleta mea. 148 00:08:25,179 --> 00:08:26,423 Lasa adevarul sa iasa. 149 00:08:33,119 --> 00:08:34,522 Danny... D'zeule... 150 00:08:34,532 --> 00:08:36,150 Bine, baieti. Am cedat. 151 00:08:36,160 --> 00:08:39,211 E prea mult, ma cam inebuneste. 152 00:08:39,848 --> 00:08:41,200 Chiar ma simt prost. 153 00:08:41,768 --> 00:08:44,376 Ar trebui sa-i spun. Ma intorc imediat. 154 00:08:50,047 --> 00:08:51,197 Stai linistit! 155 00:08:52,117 --> 00:08:53,158 Stai linistit! 156 00:08:54,127 --> 00:08:55,197 ... 157 00:09:07,410 --> 00:09:10,504 Toata lumea vede asta sau sunt chiar drogat? 158 00:09:22,139 --> 00:09:25,182 Justin, cand se mai potolesc lucrurile aici, putem vorbi putin? 159 00:09:25,192 --> 00:09:27,549 Da, sigur. Absolut. 160 00:09:27,559 --> 00:09:29,079 Pleaca de aici, mic sobolan ce esti... 161 00:09:31,601 --> 00:09:33,242 Sper ca esti fericit, Danny. 162 00:09:33,252 --> 00:09:37,452 Acum cateva ore imi vedeam copiii pe care urma sa-i avem 163 00:09:37,462 --> 00:09:39,001 si acum totul e ruinat! Parca esti un anticonceptional uman. 164 00:09:39,011 --> 00:09:41,867 Hey! Stii ceva? Inteleg ca glumesti pe seama mea ca sunt anticonceptional uman. 165 00:09:41,877 --> 00:09:43,758 Dar in realitate este un compliment, da? Sunt atat de bun 166 00:09:43,768 --> 00:09:45,408 in a fi un anticonceptional, bine? 167 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:47,838 Daca femeia mea, pe care o protejam ca sa nu aiba copii, impotriva oricarui mic spermatozoid, omule. 168 00:09:47,848 --> 00:09:51,633 Sa iasa din zona interzisa! 169 00:09:53,314 --> 00:09:54,606 Nimeni nu trece! 170 00:10:06,415 --> 00:10:08,233 Nu vezi in fiecare zi asta. 171 00:10:08,243 --> 00:10:11,993 Un om-cal fara tricou care se lupta cu o sperma imaginara. 172 00:10:21,164 --> 00:10:22,552 O, nu! Doamne! 173 00:10:22,562 --> 00:10:24,412 Mai sunt 5 milioane! 174 00:10:30,254 --> 00:10:32,086 Ajunge Danny! 175 00:10:32,096 --> 00:10:35,750 Justin, nu poti fi nervos pe el. Toti am facut asta. 176 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,613 Tu cine naiba se presupune ca trebuie sa fii? 177 00:10:38,570 --> 00:10:39,870 Eu sunt Steve Jobs cea sexi. 178 00:10:45,324 --> 00:10:48,530 Nu-ti mai plange de mila. 179 00:10:48,540 --> 00:10:51,401 Este o oportunitate uriasa. Da, Candace va comenta ce nu-i place la romantismul 180 00:10:51,411 --> 00:10:54,664 asta, dar stie vreunul dintre voi ce considera o femeie cel mai sexi lucru pe pamant? 181 00:10:54,674 --> 00:10:56,704 Incerc sa fiu optimist aici, dar este 182 00:10:56,714 --> 00:10:59,745 un adult care este chiar bun la Halo Five? 183 00:11:02,192 --> 00:11:03,697 Buna incercare dar esti mort de mult! 184 00:11:03,707 --> 00:11:07,074 Este un tip jumate om, jumate centaur care poate face asta. 185 00:11:12,409 --> 00:11:13,436 Nu... 186 00:11:14,597 --> 00:11:17,286 Este de a fi in stare sa comunici liber cu partenerul tau fara 187 00:11:17,296 --> 00:11:20,113 sa-l faci sa se simta nesigur si ursuz. 188 00:11:20,123 --> 00:11:22,437 Deci cand Candace vine la tine, indiferent ce spune, tu vei spune: 189 00:11:22,447 --> 00:11:24,982 "Nicio problema, o sa lucrez la asta." 190 00:11:25,446 --> 00:11:27,326 Cinstit vorbind, daca orice barbat mi-ar spune asta, pantalonii mei 191 00:11:27,336 --> 00:11:29,354 ar ajunge imediat pe podea. 192 00:11:29,910 --> 00:11:31,527 Nicio problema, voi lucra la asta. 193 00:11:36,765 --> 00:11:38,041 Doar ca... 194 00:11:38,683 --> 00:11:40,909 sincer vorbind nu stiu daca ii voi face fata. 195 00:11:40,919 --> 00:11:42,955 Nu vreau sa fiu ranit. 196 00:11:42,965 --> 00:11:45,656 O, Doamne, nu vrea sa-i fie ranite sentimentele. 197 00:11:51,314 --> 00:11:54,719 Asta sunt eu imprastiind flyere pentru testiculele tale. 198 00:11:56,463 --> 00:11:57,645 Omule, e atat de simplu, stii? 199 00:11:57,997 --> 00:11:59,655 Tot ce trebuie sa faci este sa-ti pui 200 00:11:59,675 --> 00:12:02,806 armura si nimic nu trece de ea. 201 00:12:02,816 --> 00:12:04,422 Omule, atentie. Sa exersam. 202 00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:06,560 Shelly, pretinde ca esti prietena mea 203 00:12:06,570 --> 00:12:09,018 si incearca sa spui ceva care sa-mi raneasca sentimentele. 204 00:12:10,092 --> 00:12:12,925 Mmm-hmm, stiu ca nu porti tricou deoarece crezi ca trupul tau e de 10. 205 00:12:12,935 --> 00:12:14,999 Dar, iubitule, este de 8. 206 00:12:21,296 --> 00:12:23,688 Baieti, vreau sa mai joc asta. 207 00:12:25,685 --> 00:12:27,471 Stiu cine sunt. Cand sunt intr-o relatie 208 00:12:27,491 --> 00:12:30,032 folosesc toate armele. 209 00:12:30,042 --> 00:12:32,942 Stiti si voi, trandafiri, poezii, intimitate! Si de la capat. 210 00:12:34,059 --> 00:12:37,209 Compasiune! Lumanari! 211 00:12:37,219 --> 00:12:38,625 Lumanari! Lumanari! 212 00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:40,835 Vorbit cu perna! 213 00:12:43,198 --> 00:12:44,391 Stiu cine sunt si stiu cat e de lucru. 214 00:12:44,627 --> 00:12:47,203 Am crezut ca am intalnit pe cineva care 215 00:12:47,573 --> 00:12:49,552 ma place exact cum sunt. Dar cred ca m-am inselat. 216 00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:52,268 Cred ca sunt indragostit de alta fata care vrea sa fiu diferit. 217 00:12:54,924 --> 00:12:57,146 Stai, tocmai ai spus ca esti indragostit de ea? 218 00:12:59,411 --> 00:13:01,296 - Justin.... - Trebuie sa plec. 219 00:13:04,088 --> 00:13:05,157 Candace... 220 00:13:06,839 --> 00:13:09,228 Te-ai...te-ai gandit ca arat doar de 8? 221 00:13:32,910 --> 00:13:34,343 Ne dati ori nu ne dati! 222 00:13:37,132 --> 00:13:38,989 Mere si periute de dinti? 223 00:13:40,213 --> 00:13:42,196 Voi arde acest loc pana la temelie. 224 00:13:48,688 --> 00:13:49,701 Ce vreti baieti? 225 00:13:49,711 --> 00:13:51,784 Vrem sa te intorci la bar 226 00:13:51,794 --> 00:13:55,218 sa-ti pui costumul si sa vorbesti cu Candace. 227 00:13:55,527 --> 00:13:56,540 Ok, bine... 228 00:13:57,089 --> 00:13:59,635 - N-o sa se intample asta. - In regula, baieti, l-ati auzit. 229 00:13:59,645 --> 00:14:00,779 Am incercat. Sa mergem. 230 00:14:00,789 --> 00:14:01,965 Multumesc. 231 00:14:02,735 --> 00:14:05,158 - Ne vedem mai tarziu, Justin. - La revedere, Justin. 232 00:14:06,235 --> 00:14:07,698 De ce veniti aproape de mine? 233 00:14:08,585 --> 00:14:10,245 - Costumati-l! - Ce... 234 00:14:26,557 --> 00:14:28,035 Despre ce naiba a fost vorba? 235 00:14:29,511 --> 00:14:30,811 Felicitari. 236 00:14:31,270 --> 00:14:32,472 Esti un erou acum. 237 00:14:33,509 --> 00:14:35,624 Esti un erou intr-o relatie. Bine? Intelegi? 238 00:14:35,634 --> 00:14:37,297 Acum esti Super-Justin! 239 00:14:37,307 --> 00:14:39,791 Asa ca acum intoarce-te la bar si vorbeste cu Candace despre orice, 240 00:14:39,801 --> 00:14:42,024 dar poate faci niste flotari inainte. Nu stiu... 241 00:14:44,130 --> 00:14:45,544 Sa ma intorc sa vorbesc ce? 242 00:14:46,281 --> 00:14:48,632 Mai multe din lucrurile care nu-i plac la mine? Nu, multumesc. 243 00:14:48,642 --> 00:14:50,212 Ah. Esti atat de idiot. 244 00:14:50,459 --> 00:14:53,045 Nicio problema, lucrez la asta. 245 00:14:56,555 --> 00:14:58,850 Pantalonii tai ar trebui sa fie pe podea... 246 00:14:58,860 --> 00:15:01,741 Ce mare lucru ca o enerveaza ceva. Mare lucru, bine? 247 00:15:01,751 --> 00:15:04,189 Cuplurile bune se schimba unii pentru altii. 248 00:15:04,199 --> 00:15:05,799 Du-l la biserica. 249 00:15:10,463 --> 00:15:12,521 Are dreptate, omule. 250 00:15:12,531 --> 00:15:14,575 Leslie e atat de nebuna dupa prietenul ei incat si-a pierdut toata ziua de ieri 251 00:15:14,585 --> 00:15:17,843 abuzandu-l cu lucruri care ei nu-i plac. 252 00:15:17,853 --> 00:15:19,842 N-a fost mare lucru. Doar am spus: 253 00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:21,798 Mike, nu ma suna din masina doar pentru ca esti plictisit. 254 00:15:21,808 --> 00:15:24,375 Daca sforaie trebuie sa rezolve asta. Daca eu sforai, este adorabil. 255 00:15:24,385 --> 00:15:25,585 Da, vreau la pachet, 256 00:15:25,595 --> 00:15:28,600 Nu, nu voi alege locul si nu, nu voi suna eu. 257 00:15:28,610 --> 00:15:30,469 Si depinde de tine sa faci prima miscare in dormitor, 258 00:15:30,479 --> 00:15:32,954 dar n-o sa-ti spun cand este momentul. 259 00:15:39,232 --> 00:15:42,257 Doamne, e chiar minunat ca inca nu te-a cerut. 260 00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:47,090 Vii cu noi sau ce? Haide... 261 00:15:47,611 --> 00:15:50,160 apreciez efortul... 262 00:15:50,641 --> 00:15:54,186 Asta e problema cu toate relatiile mele. 263 00:15:54,196 --> 00:15:56,162 Ma indragostesc foarte repede 264 00:15:56,710 --> 00:15:57,959 si se consuma prea repede. 265 00:15:58,405 --> 00:15:59,587 Sincer.... 266 00:15:59,882 --> 00:16:01,419 Nu cred ca am chef in seara asta. Scuze. 267 00:16:02,049 --> 00:16:03,389 Nu sunt, nu sunt eroul vostru. 268 00:16:06,420 --> 00:16:07,771 Omule, daca mai conteaza, 269 00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:11,794 daca relatia ta se scufunda voi sta cu tine, 270 00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:18,757 si ma voi duce la fund cu vaporul. 271 00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:29,235 Nu, nu, poate nu e asta. Bine.... 272 00:16:29,811 --> 00:16:32,113 Hai baieti, sa mergem. 273 00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:34,869 De ce va pasa atat de mult? 274 00:16:34,879 --> 00:16:38,394 Hey, omule, nu intelegi? Vrem ca relatia ta sa functioneze pentru ca... 275 00:16:38,619 --> 00:16:42,559 Shelly poti spune tu lucrul ala pe care corpul meu nu ma lasa sa-l spun, te rog? 276 00:16:44,216 --> 00:16:45,993 Esti cel mai de treaba tip din cati stim, Justin. 277 00:16:46,003 --> 00:16:46,917 Asa e, omule. 278 00:16:46,927 --> 00:16:50,687 Si daca tu nu poti face o relatie sa mearga atunci....ce sanse mai avem noi ceilalti? 279 00:17:14,694 --> 00:17:16,586 Hey, Brett, pot sa mai iau o bere? 280 00:17:17,301 --> 00:17:18,531 Ce faci ursule? 281 00:17:24,253 --> 00:17:25,549 Ai ceva miere petru mine? 282 00:17:26,184 --> 00:17:28,486 Asta suna ca un avans sexual. 283 00:17:30,735 --> 00:17:32,519 Ei bine, esti un urs destept. 284 00:17:34,041 --> 00:17:36,793 As vrea sa-mi infig mainile in borcanul tau cu caramele, daca ma intelegi... 285 00:17:40,904 --> 00:17:43,431 Cat timp nu vorbim despre fund... 286 00:17:47,017 --> 00:17:48,062 Ma bag! 287 00:17:49,967 --> 00:17:51,065 Ok, bine.... 288 00:17:51,075 --> 00:17:53,367 Ma duc sa cant. Vino sa ma cauti dupa, bine? 289 00:18:00,395 --> 00:18:02,564 Este o usa acolo? 290 00:18:07,830 --> 00:18:10,291 Danny, l-ai vazut pe Justin? 291 00:18:11,388 --> 00:18:15,008 Am auzit pe cineva: "Hey baieti, l-ati vazut pe Justin pe aici?" 292 00:18:19,690 --> 00:18:21,119 Da, aici. 293 00:18:26,054 --> 00:18:28,792 Doamna, cred ca vroiai sa-mi vorbesti mai devreme? 294 00:18:29,334 --> 00:18:31,264 O, da. 295 00:18:31,274 --> 00:18:32,498 Bine. Um... 296 00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:36,858 Stii cum faci toate lucrurile alea romantice pentru mine, 297 00:18:36,868 --> 00:18:38,688 pe care le apreciez, si sunt dragute, 298 00:18:39,174 --> 00:18:40,656 dar cateodata... 299 00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:42,673 e putin cam mult. 300 00:18:49,031 --> 00:18:51,703 - Distractie de Halloween.... - Ahem... 301 00:18:54,111 --> 00:18:55,117 Multumesc. 302 00:18:55,744 --> 00:18:57,067 Voi lucra la asta. 303 00:18:57,398 --> 00:18:59,096 Da? Doamne.... 304 00:18:59,106 --> 00:19:00,802 Am crezut ca vei innebuni. 305 00:19:01,636 --> 00:19:03,131 Ce? Eu? Haide! 306 00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:06,795 Sa innebunesc?... 307 00:19:07,364 --> 00:19:08,425 - Altceva? - Uh, 308 00:19:08,435 --> 00:19:11,978 Da, acum ca tot ai mentionat, ar mai fi cateva lucruri. 309 00:19:11,988 --> 00:19:14,096 Nu suport cand dormi cu sosete 310 00:19:14,106 --> 00:19:17,536 si cand ma saruti cu ochii deschisi, 311 00:19:17,546 --> 00:19:18,555 e cam naspa. 312 00:19:19,057 --> 00:19:23,264 Oh! Si felul in care pronunti: "Marrrrio Lopez" - nu esti hispanic. 313 00:19:32,148 --> 00:19:34,291 Nicio problema. Voi lucra la asta. 314 00:19:35,045 --> 00:19:36,051 Multumesc. 315 00:19:37,548 --> 00:19:39,229 Oh, Justin, inca un singur lucru... 316 00:19:41,861 --> 00:19:43,740 Ce bine.... 317 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:44,896 Ummm, este atat de greu de spus 318 00:19:45,756 --> 00:19:47,308 Ok. Nu cred ca pot spune asta. Uhh... 319 00:19:49,743 --> 00:19:50,775 Stii cum ai luat toate acele lucruri 320 00:19:50,785 --> 00:19:54,837 pe care ti le-am spus mai devreme, si ai reactionat foarte bine? 321 00:19:55,592 --> 00:19:56,984 Loveste-ma. Pot sa mai incasez... 322 00:19:58,583 --> 00:20:00,371 Um, ador asta.... 323 00:20:02,157 --> 00:20:03,163 Si...te iubesc. 324 00:20:10,180 --> 00:20:11,913 Si eu te iubesc. 325 00:20:16,339 --> 00:20:17,344 Hey! 326 00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:20,500 Omule, este chiar marfa ca 327 00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:24,180 intr-un final, Justin a gasit o fata pentru el. 328 00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:25,861 Cand voi gasi si eu o fata pentru mine? 329 00:20:25,871 --> 00:20:27,551 Nu se poate! 330 00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:51,090 ♪ I found myself dreaming ♪ 331 00:20:52,029 --> 00:20:54,770 ♪ In silver and gold ♪ 332 00:20:55,194 --> 00:20:57,656 ♪ Like a scene from a movie ♪ 333 00:20:57,666 --> 00:21:01,733 ♪ That every broken heart knows ♪ 334 00:21:01,743 --> 00:21:04,890 ♪ We were walking on moonlight ♪ 335 00:21:05,247 --> 00:21:07,476 ♪ And you pulled me close ♪ 336 00:21:08,071 --> 00:21:10,813 ♪ Split second and you disappeared ♪ 337 00:21:10,823 --> 00:21:14,055 ♪ And I was all alone ♪ 338 00:21:14,065 --> 00:21:15,672 ♪ I woke up in tears ♪ 339 00:21:15,682 --> 00:21:17,321 ♪ With you by my side ♪ 340 00:21:17,331 --> 00:21:18,940 ♪ A breath of relief ♪ 341 00:21:18,950 --> 00:21:21,089 corvin.predoiu (subtitrari-noi.ro Team)