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(suna telefonul)
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Howard Wolowitz.
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Hei, Howard.
Sunt Dave Roeger de la NASA.
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Trebuie sa vorbim despre urmatoarea
ta misiune.
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Da, da, mi-am facut flotarile.
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Sunt īnca blocat la a noua, dar...
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asta se intāmpla la flexare,
si nu ma tine nimeni.
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Grozav, dar nu acesta este motivul
pentru care te-am sunat.
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Am intrat īntr-o mica īncurcatura.
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Capsula ta Soyuz n-a trecut
testul de presurizare,
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iar misiunea a fost
abandonata.
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Glumesti?
Si ce īnseamna asta.
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Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh.
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Baiete, trebuie sa-ti marturisesc,
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sunt foarte dezamagit.
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Acesta a fost visul meu
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de cand eram mic copil.
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Okay, atunci, uh,
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multumesc pentru telefon.
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Da, si tu.
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Da! Multumesc!
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Oh! Oh...
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Nu o sa mor in spatiu!
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O sa mor cum a vrut Dumnezeu,
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la 50 de ani cu inima plina de pastrama.
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O sa am nevoie de un tricou mai larg.
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Acesta e putin stramt la subrat.
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Okay.
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Nu crezi ca e stramt
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deoarece porti lenjerie lunga?
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Da, de asta este stramt.
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Bine, lasa-ma sa reformulez intrebarea:
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De ce porti lengerie lunga?
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Glumesti.
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Intrebarea nu ar trebui sa fie : Tu de ce nu porti?
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Nu, ar trebui sa fie: Tu de ce porti?
Leonard,
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aceste sacouri de inchiriat au fost
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purtate de sute de straini transpirtati.
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Nu imi place ca propria-mi transpiratie sa imi atinga pielea,
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ce parere crezi ca am de a lor ?
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Ei bine, asta nu a fost la fel de distractiv
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ca atunci cand am fost sa inchiriem pantofi de bowling,
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dar cam pe acolo se incadreaza.
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EI bine, asta e.
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Comenzile mele au fost anulate.
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Oficial nu ma duc in spatiu.
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Imi pare rau, Howard,
dar trebuie sa iti spun,
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sunt putin usurat ca nu te duci.
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De ce?
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Haide, trebuia sa te duci intr-o racheta
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construita de rusi in 1960
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Da,si ce?
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Cand a fost ultima data cand ai fost la Best Buy
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si ai auzit pe cineva spunand, "Ooh,
uita-te la playerul asta Blu-ray ,
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trebuie sa fie bun, a fost contruit in Rusia"?
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Pai, tehnologia lor nu e asa rea.
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Cand te intorci inapoi pe pamanat intr-o capsula Soyuz ,cazand
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din spatiu cu 500 de mile pe ora,
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si singurul lucru care te incetineste
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este o pica parasuta care se deschide
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chiar inainte sa te prabusesti.
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Si totul a fost creat
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de aceleasi minti sclipitoare care nu au fost in stare sa capteze
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Rocky si Bullwinkle.
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Ei bine, nu conteaza.
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Nu eram ingrijorat.
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Nu erai?
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Lasa-ma sa iti explic diferentele intre tine si mine.
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Tu privesti
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Star Trek;eu il traiesc.
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Oh, te rog, nu imi amintesc episodul din Star Trek
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in care tipul nu se duce niciodata in spatiu
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si se lauda intr-un magazin de fracuri.
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Faceti cate glume vreti,
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dar a fost decat unul dintre noi destul de curajos
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sa aproape faca ce n-a facut.
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Ah, mult mai bine.
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Cred ca arzi.
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Un pic. Dar nu mai mult decat o vor face uretrele voastre
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oricine a fost in pantalonii astia inoata in ei.
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Ei bine...
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Sunt si elegant si igienic, nu-i asa?
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Arat ca the Flash
gata sa se insoare.
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Oh! Un servetel!
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Oh,doamne!
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Uh, unde se duce?
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Tine trusa de urgenta in masina.
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Cheile! Cheile! Cheile!
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Hei, tu.
Inainte sa intru,
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ar trebui sa stii ca am gaz.
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Pentru informare, asta nu a fost ce-a mai proasta propozitie de deschidere a ta.
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Priveste.
Este gazul pe care l-am folosit
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in laserul meu cu electroni liberi pentru a sustine tensiuni ridicate.
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Dar, de aseamenea, are si o utilizare secundara interesanta.
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Tine. Inhaleaza astaa.
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Inainte sa o fac, daca esti un politist, trebuie sa imi spui, bine?
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Incearca.
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Okay.
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Ce ar trebui sa...
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O doamne, asta e asa de ciudat!
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Esti foarte rau
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Domnule Grinch.
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Okay. Eu,eu,eu, gata?
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Leonard, sunt tatal tau!
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Nu am fost niciodata mai atras de o femeie
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care suna ca un barbat in viata mea.
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Oh...
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Mm.
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Hey... stiu cum am zis...
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sa luam lucrurile incet?
Mm-hmm.
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Ei bine, m-am gandit , si....
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poate sunt pregtita sa...
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iau lucrurile putin mai.. repede.
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Oh...
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Supe.
Mm-hmm.
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Si promit, dupa ce am asteptat 4 luni,
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rapid este ceea ce o sa primesti.
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Stii, doar un lucru.
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Suntem intr-o pozitie foarte buna acum
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si nu vreau sa fac nimic
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care sa faca lucrurile ciudate din nou.
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Deci o sa lasam asta sa devina ciudat.
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Bine. Oh,si ca sa te pun la curent
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mm, de ultima data de cand m-ai vazut dezbracata,
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Mi-am facut un tatuaj cu un monstru de prajitura.
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Raspunsurile acceptabile cand il vezi
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sunt "super" sau nimic.
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Ce zici de...
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Prajituri!
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Amy?
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Amy?
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Amy?
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7:00,chiar la timp.
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Nu a fost un accident.
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Am asteptat afara 20 de minute.
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Ei bine, cina e aproape gata.
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Trebuie sa zic,
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am fost surprins ca ai ales sa petrecem timpul
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intalnirii noastre nocturne in apartamentul tau.
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Cum am mentionat,
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COnsiliul local din Pasadina dezbate lungirea timpului pentru
trecerile de pietoni
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si mai tarziu, magazinul de Lego are reduceri nebune.
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Intreaba pe cine vrei,
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aia e o intalnire fierbinte.
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Alegeri tentante, dar am ceva special
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planuit pentru seara asta.
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Ce poate fi mai special decat sa ai
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un timp adecvat pentru a trece strada
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in drumul tau de la cumpara un mic LEGO Indiana Jones?
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Cu prietenii tai care inainteaza in relatiile lor,
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am decis ca si noi ar trebui sa facem asta.
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Oh, Dumnezeule!
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Acum 2 ani nici macar nu ne cunosteam
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iar acum sunt in apartamentul tau dupa lasatul serii.
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Cat mai repede de atat sa mearga lucrurile?
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Am avut un sentiment, ca o sa fii reticent
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de aceea o sa sap
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in geanta mea cu trucuri neurobiologice.
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Creierul tau de maimuta ma ucide. Pe de alta parte.
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Am conceput
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un experiment care cred ca va spori
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sentimentele tale intr-un timp accelerat.
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SI cum propui sa faci asta?
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Uh, sper ca nu te gandesti
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la vreun fel de LSD care controleaza gandurile.
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Pentru ca este
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doar un singur dorg care ii place mintii umane,
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si acela se numeste scoala.
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Fiintele umane formeaza atasari emotionale pe masura ce cresc.
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In cazul tau, fata de mama ta, de supereroi, etc.
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O sa incerc
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un experiment care te va face sa transferi
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acele sentimente catre mine.
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Ei bine,
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se pare ca in meniul din seara asta
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este malarkey cu o mare parte de poppycock.
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O sa vedem.
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Sa incepem cu putina muzica romantica, ce zici?
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Tema de la Super Mario Bros.?
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Da.
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Vad ce faci.
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Incerci sa construiesti pe munca
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lui Ebbinghaus prin declansarea
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unei memorii involunatare a mea jucand acest joc
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cele mai fericite 600 de ore din copilaria mea...
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...dar nu o sa mearga
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Bine. Nu este nici un motiv pentru care nu putem avea
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o cina minunanta. De ce nu iei un loc.
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Boink! Boink!
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Iti ofer ceva de baut?
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Stii ca nu beau...
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Nici chiar...
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Quik de capsuni?
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Iubesc Quik ul de capsuni.
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Este lichidul meu roz preferat
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batand la scor restrans
Pepto-Bismol.
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Oh,stiu.
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Cred ca o sa mearga dragur
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ceea ce am planuit...
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pentru cina.
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Spaghete cu mici bucati de hot dog taiate in ele?
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Exacut cum iti face mamica ta.
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Oh...
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yummy, yummy!
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Ar trebui sa facem asta mai des.
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Uh-oh.
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Imi pare rau, am facut-o!
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Am trecut linia!
Nu am vrut!
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Cine spune asa ceva chiar in mijlocul
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partidei de sex?!
Nu stiu,
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doar a iesit.
Oamenii spun lucruri ciudate
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in timpul sexului.
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Bine, sunt sigura ca nu zic asta!
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A fost ceva de moment.
Nu,
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ceva de moment este " o, da, asa"
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nu "vrei sa te mariti cu mine?"
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Imi pare rau.
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Mai da-mi o sansa.
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De ce, sa te bagi sub patura si sa incepo
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"Hey, scumpo,
vrei sa mergem sa cautam case
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in cartiere cu scoli bune?"
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Inca odata, imi pare rau.
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Stii, cu Howard
si Bernadette care se casatoresc,
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Am fost prin putin in febra nuntii.
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Imi iau cuvantul inapoi. Nu poti
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sa iei inapoi ceva ca asta.
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Vreau sa zic, ce ar trebui sa facem acum?
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BIne, canda, o sa ne amintim de asta
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si o sa fie o poveste amuzanta.
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De ce nu incepem sa facem asta acum?
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Glumesti.
Nu.
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Hey iti amintesti...
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...cand te-am cerut
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de sotie in pat?
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Si tu erai ceva de genu " Ce faci?"
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A fost asa amuzant!
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Asa amuzant.
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Nu e amuzant.
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Da-i un minut.
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Vad un mic zambet acolo?
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Ar trebui sa plec.
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Hey, ma gandeam.
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Pentru primul nostru dans la nunta
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de ce nu invatam ultimul numar din Dirty Dancing?
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Glumesti.
Nu,
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haide.
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Cat de tare ar fi?
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Eu alergand in bratele tale....
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tu ridicandu-ma in sus.
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Oh,esti intr-o stare buna.
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Da, de ce nu as fi?
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Stii, ma insor cu fata visurilor mele,
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si in sffarsit am convins-o pe mama mea
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sa nu vina in luna noastra de miere.
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Asteapta.
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Oh,e NASA.
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Wolowitz.
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Oh! Buna, Dave.
Ce se inampla?
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Serios?
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Ei bine,
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astea... sunt vesti grozave.
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Vesti foarte grozave.
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Bine, o sa imi urmaresc e-mailul
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pentru detalii.
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Bine, vorbim.
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Ce e asa grozav?
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Se pare ca pana la urma o sa ma duc in spatiu.
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Oh, Howie,
asta e minunat!
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Uh-huh, minunat.
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Yay...
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Ce s-a intamplat?
Credeam
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ca ti-au anulat misiunea.
Asa au facut.
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Dar NASA chiar vrea
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telescopul meu pe statia spatiala
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deci m-au pus intr-o lansare mai devreme.
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Cand?
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De vineri intr-o saptamana.
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Ce? Ne casatorim duminica aia.
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AI dreptate!
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Nu pot sa merg in spatiu.
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Trebui sa ma casatoresc si nimeni nu poate spune
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ca asta nu e un motiv bun.
Il sun inapoi.
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Stai. Nu vreau sa fiu
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cea care sta in calea viselor tale.
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Ei bine, pacat, deja ai facut asta.
Intelegere incheiata .
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Oh,ei bine.
Dar te iert.
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Nu.
Nu asa vreau sa ne incepem mariajul
291
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ucizandu-ti visele?
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O sa facem nunta cand te intorci.
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Dar cum
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ramane cu planurile si cu invitatii?
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O sa ii sunam.
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Desi tatal meu o sa inebuneasca putin
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pentru pierderea depunerilor sale.
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Ai dreptate, asa o sa faca!
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Tatal tau o sa fie furios!
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Nu o sa ne lase sub nicio forma sa amanam nunta.
301
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EI bine, am incercat.
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O sa vorbesc cu el.
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Nu o sa spuna "nu" fetitei lui.
Nu!
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Eu ar trebui sa vorbesc cu el
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de la barbat la barbat.
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Dar, Howie, tatal meu poate fi foarte intimidant.
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O sa te faca sa iti anulezi plecarea in spatiu.
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Putem doar spera....
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ca nu o sa o faca.
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Nebun la regina 4,
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niivelul 2.
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Sah.
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Sheldon...
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calul ia nebunul.
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Esti bine?
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SUnt bine.
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Esti?
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Ti-ai lasat regina expusa deasupra,
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ti-ai prins calul in colt,
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si tot canti si spui " de ce eu?"
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Foarte bine.
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00:13:56,277 --> 00:13:59,395
Pot sa te intreb ceva despre femei?
323
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Ti-am luat cartea aia anul trecut.
324
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Nu a fost totul acol?
325
00:14:04,585 --> 00:14:08,537
Nu, am o problema in relatia cu Amy.
326
00:14:08,539 --> 00:14:09,505
Si apropo,
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cartea aia mi-a dat cosmaruri.
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Ei bine, daca te face sa te simti mai bine,
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am stricat lucrurile destul de rau cu Penny.
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Uita-te la noi,
Leonard...
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ne angajam intr-o conventie sociala a barbatilor care isi fraca burtile
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in legatura cu femeile lor.
333
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Cred ca asta facem.
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Deci, ce se intampla?
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Iti vine sa crezi sau nu,
336
00:14:31,429 --> 00:14:33,863
Amy a pornit o campanie
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pentru a-mi creste sentimentele fata de ea prin a ma face fericit.
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Imi pare rau, cred ca asta e foarte dificil pentru tine.
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E groaznic.
340
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In aceasta dimineata aranjat
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ca eu sa fiu un Amtrak junior conductor
pentru o zi.
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De obicei
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00:14:51,582 --> 00:14:52,798
e deschis doar pentru copii.
344
00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:55,801
I-a facut sa faca o exceptie.
345
00:14:55,803 --> 00:14:58,220
Sa ii fie rusine.
346
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M-au lasat sa folosesc fluierul, Leonard.
347
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E buna.
348
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Stiu.
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SI devine si mai rau.
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Eforturile ei ma fac
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sa am sentimente afectuase pentru ea
352
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in cele mai nepotrivite momente.
353
00:15:15,405 --> 00:15:19,075
Vrei sa zici in pat sau in dus?
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Nu!
355
00:15:20,411 --> 00:15:23,662
Vrei sa nu mai faci referire la cartea aia infernala?
356
00:15:24,815 --> 00:15:26,782
De exemplu, in aceasta dimineata,
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Calculam miscarea aleatorie
358
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a particulelor virtuale in vid,
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cand dintr-o data particulele s-au transformat
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intr-o imagine a matretii lui Amy...
361
00:15:40,647 --> 00:15:42,264
...cazand usor in jos
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00:15:42,266 --> 00:15:46,001
pe umerii ei aplecati si palizi.
363
00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:50,606
Ce mi-a facut acea vulpe, Leonard?
364
00:15:50,608 --> 00:15:52,374
Si cum o fac sa se opreasca?
365
00:15:52,376 --> 00:15:54,743
Ei bine, daca aveai o relatie fizica
366
00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:56,612
ti-as fi spus sa o ceri de sotie in timpul sexului.
367
00:15:56,614 --> 00:15:59,932
Se pare ca este un bun ucigator al starii de spirit.
368
00:15:59,934 --> 00:16:01,700
Banuiesc ca vorbesti despre tine acum?
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Da.
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00:16:02,687 --> 00:16:03,852
Deci, asa functioneaza?
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00:16:03,854 --> 00:16:06,188
Eu ma plang, apoi tu te plangi
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si nici unul nu ofera vreo solutie?
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Cam da.
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00:16:11,696 --> 00:16:14,863
Ei bine, atunci nu ma mir ca femeile castiga.
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00:16:18,336 --> 00:16:20,836
Mr. Rostenkowski,
sunteti ocupat?
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00:16:20,838 --> 00:16:23,539
Oh, doar ma uitam la niste poze vechi.
Intra.
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00:16:23,541 --> 00:16:25,090
Poze de familie sau...?
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00:16:25,092 --> 00:16:28,377
La naiba, ala e un om mot!
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00:16:28,379 --> 00:16:31,564
Ultimul caz de crima inainte sa ma pensionez.
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00:16:31,566 --> 00:16:33,599
Cate corpuri vezi acolo?
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00:16:33,601 --> 00:16:34,717
Ai grija
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00:16:34,719 --> 00:16:37,086
e o intrebare capcana.
383
00:16:37,088 --> 00:16:39,271
Nu sunt sigur.
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00:16:39,273 --> 00:16:40,656
Nah, nu te-ai prinde vreodata.
385
00:16:40,658 --> 00:16:43,442
E o fractie.
386
00:16:43,444 --> 00:16:45,611
Ce zici de asta.
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00:16:45,613 --> 00:16:46,745
In fine,
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domnule, trebuie sa vorbesc cu dumneavostra despre ceva.
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00:16:50,334 --> 00:16:52,001
Nuci?
390
00:16:52,003 --> 00:16:53,702
Nu, multumesc.
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00:16:53,704 --> 00:16:55,037
Sunt alergic.
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00:16:55,039 --> 00:16:56,738
Oh, sigur.
393
00:16:56,740 --> 00:16:59,091
Si partenerul meu era alergic.
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Acum e mort.
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00:17:02,295 --> 00:17:03,762
De la nuci?
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00:17:03,764 --> 00:17:05,447
Nah, sotia lui l-a impuscat.
397
00:17:06,266 --> 00:17:10,202
Dar era nebuna ( nuts) deci...
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00:17:11,188 --> 00:17:12,471
Draguta poveste.
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00:17:12,473 --> 00:17:14,139
In fine,
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00:17:14,141 --> 00:17:16,592
motivul pentru care am vrut sa vorbesc cu tine este pentru ca
401
00:17:16,594 --> 00:17:19,278
NASA a mutat lansarea
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00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:21,530
pe statia spatiala internationala.
403
00:17:21,532 --> 00:17:23,365
Da, si?
Si...
404
00:17:23,367 --> 00:17:25,868
Data o sa coincida
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00:17:25,870 --> 00:17:27,903
cu data in care ma casatoresc cu fiica ta.
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00:17:27,905 --> 00:17:30,105
Acum, stiu ceea ce o sa zici.. Am facut
407
00:17:30,107 --> 00:17:32,124
un angajament fata de Bernadette
si fata de familia dumneavoastra
408
00:17:32,126 --> 00:17:34,109
si am ceva curaj
409
00:17:34,111 --> 00:17:36,328
sa vin aici si sa cer sa amanam nunta.
410
00:17:36,330 --> 00:17:37,997
EI bine, mesaj auzit si inteles.
411
00:17:37,999 --> 00:17:39,632
Misiune anulata.
Multumesc.
412
00:17:41,117 --> 00:17:42,251
Unde te duci?
413
00:17:42,253 --> 00:17:44,053
Imi pare rau.
414
00:17:44,055 --> 00:17:46,589
Pot fi scuzat?
415
00:17:46,591 --> 00:17:48,090
Nu, nu poti.
416
00:17:48,092 --> 00:17:49,475
Sa iti spun ceva.
417
00:17:49,477 --> 00:17:51,393
Cand te-am intalnit prima oara...
418
00:17:51,395 --> 00:17:52,794
O sa stai acolo?
419
00:17:52,796 --> 00:17:56,649
Imi pare rau, nu am stiut daca asta o sa...
420
00:17:56,651 --> 00:17:57,766
Ei bine, ar trebui sa ma asez.
421
00:17:57,768 --> 00:17:59,485
Pot sa iau un loc..
O sa iau un loc.
422
00:18:01,438 --> 00:18:03,956
Cand te-am cunoscut prima data,
423
00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:05,507
Nu te-am placut.
424
00:18:05,509 --> 00:18:08,944
Sunt constient de asta, domnule.
425
00:18:08,946 --> 00:18:11,947
Dar apoi am petrecut ceva timp impreuna.
426
00:18:11,949 --> 00:18:12,981
Uh-huh.
427
00:18:12,983 --> 00:18:15,834
Nu a devenit mai bine.
428
00:18:15,836 --> 00:18:18,187
Corect, corect.
429
00:18:18,189 --> 00:18:20,289
Acea tunsoare ridicola de Beatles
430
00:18:20,291 --> 00:18:21,490
si...
431
00:18:21,492 --> 00:18:23,542
tu mergand pe un scuter rosu
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00:18:23,544 --> 00:18:26,428
si traind in continuare cu mama ta.
433
00:18:26,430 --> 00:18:29,465
Sa fiu sincer, am crezut ca Bernadette te-a ales
434
00:18:29,467 --> 00:18:31,267
sa ma pedepseasca.
435
00:18:32,769 --> 00:18:35,671
Dar dupa am auzit de chestia cu astronautul
436
00:18:35,673 --> 00:18:37,273
si am realizat
437
00:18:37,275 --> 00:18:39,475
ca te-am judecat prea rapid.
438
00:18:39,477 --> 00:18:40,809
Poate esti
439
00:18:40,811 --> 00:18:42,728
baiatul potrivit pentru fiica mea.
440
00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:45,064
Oh, sunt. Si doar ca sa stiti
441
00:18:45,066 --> 00:18:48,233
Tot as fi un astronaut bun chiar daca nu as pleca
in spatiu.
442
00:18:48,235 --> 00:18:52,288
Am o carte de indentitate
si un tricou de golf cu NASA.
443
00:18:52,290 --> 00:18:53,706
Nu, nu, trebuie sa te duci.
444
00:18:53,708 --> 00:18:55,991
Nu poti sa refuzi o opurtunitate
ca asta.
445
00:18:55,993 --> 00:18:58,360
Dar cum ramane cu nunta
446
00:18:58,362 --> 00:19:01,080
si cu toti banii pe care i-ati dat pentru receptie?
447
00:19:01,082 --> 00:19:02,965
Lasa-ma pe mine sa ma preocup pentru asta.
448
00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:04,783
Tu du-te pe statia spatiala
449
00:19:04,785 --> 00:19:06,986
si fa-ma mandru.
450
00:19:11,424 --> 00:19:12,658
Um, bine.
451
00:19:13,761 --> 00:19:15,711
Ai o problema cu asta?
452
00:19:15,713 --> 00:19:18,213
Ok, uite ,o sa ajung la nivelul tau.
453
00:19:18,215 --> 00:19:21,550
Sunt terifiat de plecarea in spatiu.
454
00:19:21,552 --> 00:19:25,154
Daca nu ma mai intorc?
455
00:19:25,156 --> 00:19:28,741
O sa fie bine, fiule.
456
00:19:28,743 --> 00:19:31,143
Chiar credeti asta?
457
00:19:31,145 --> 00:19:33,045
SIgur.
458
00:19:33,047 --> 00:19:35,681
O fata frumoasa ca Bernadette...
459
00:19:35,683 --> 00:19:38,150
o sa isi gaseasca un alt baiat.
460
00:19:50,031 --> 00:19:51,214
Hey.
461
00:19:51,216 --> 00:19:52,516
Hey.
462
00:19:52,518 --> 00:19:53,717
Mergi la serviciu?
463
00:19:53,719 --> 00:19:54,852
Da.
464
00:19:54,854 --> 00:19:56,186
Sa ai o seara frumoasa.
465
00:19:56,188 --> 00:19:57,888
Bine , si tu.
466
00:19:58,707 --> 00:20:00,223
Penny, asteapta.
467
00:20:00,225 --> 00:20:02,109
M-am gandit la ce am spus
468
00:20:02,111 --> 00:20:04,178
cand eram in pat seara trecuta.
469
00:20:04,180 --> 00:20:06,280
Da, si eu m-am gandit la asta.
470
00:20:06,282 --> 00:20:08,716
Am observat ca nu mi-ai raspuns niciodata...
471
00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:12,503
Ai dreptate.
472
00:20:16,341 --> 00:20:18,509
NU.
473
00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:22,880
Uh,prin urmare..
Ne mai intalnim?
474
00:20:22,882 --> 00:20:24,247
Dap.
475
00:20:24,249 --> 00:20:25,966
Inca e ciudat ca te-am cerut?
476
00:20:25,968 --> 00:20:27,668
Dap.
477
00:20:27,670 --> 00:20:29,603
Mai am cateva intrebari.
478
00:20:29,605 --> 00:20:30,827
Vrei sa ma suni din masina?
479
00:20:30,852 --> 00:20:32,852
Nu!
480
00:20:34,225 --> 00:20:36,860
Cred ca a mers destul de bine.
481
00:20:49,758 --> 00:20:51,775
Buna, Leonard.
482
00:20:51,777 --> 00:20:52,910
Ce faceti?
483
00:20:52,912 --> 00:20:55,312
Ne jucam de-a doctorul.
484
00:20:55,847 --> 00:20:59,199
Stilul Star Trek .
485
00:21:00,018 --> 00:21:03,454
Sunt in iad, Leonard.
486
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Nu te opri
487
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Traducere: Alina M.