1 00:00:07,556 --> 00:00:09,490 Inca 60 de secunde! 2 00:00:09,492 --> 00:00:11,559 Am ajuns cu totii pana aici! 3 00:00:11,561 --> 00:00:14,061 Am fluturi in stomac. 4 00:00:14,063 --> 00:00:15,445 Nu te inmuia pe mine, Hofstadter. 5 00:00:15,447 --> 00:00:17,798 Voi plesni acei ochelari chiar peste fata ta. 6 00:00:19,201 --> 00:00:21,635 Ce se intampla? 7 00:00:21,637 --> 00:00:24,255 Buna.Suntem pe cale sa cumparam bilete pentru Comic-Con. 8 00:00:24,257 --> 00:00:25,840 Oh. 9 00:00:25,842 --> 00:00:27,308 Inca 45 de secunde! 10 00:00:27,310 --> 00:00:28,609 Se vand incredibil de repede,dar atat timp 11 00:00:28,611 --> 00:00:30,477 cat unul din noi reuseste, putem cumpara biletele... 12 00:00:30,479 --> 00:00:32,720 Dumnezeule!Asta nu e un moment bun pentru flirt!Tineti-l in pantaloni! 13 00:00:33,899 --> 00:00:36,800 Este o adunatura de ciudati, inainte de cafea. 14 00:00:37,819 --> 00:00:39,687 Inca 30 de secunde! 15 00:00:39,689 --> 00:00:42,022 Am nevoie atat de tare sa merg la baie. 16 00:00:42,024 --> 00:00:43,974 In fiecare an! Ti-am spus,poarta un scutec! 17 00:00:43,976 --> 00:00:46,160 Si ti-am spus ca ma irit de la scutec! 18 00:00:46,162 --> 00:00:47,027 15 secunde! 19 00:00:47,029 --> 00:00:48,279 Asta e momentu! 20 00:00:48,281 --> 00:00:49,813 Asta e momentu! 21 00:00:52,083 --> 00:00:53,650 Asta este. 22 00:00:53,652 --> 00:00:55,052 Cinci, 23 00:00:55,054 --> 00:00:56,987 patru,trei, 24 00:00:56,989 --> 00:00:58,455 doi,unu. 25 00:00:58,457 --> 00:00:59,974 A inceput.Start!Start!Start! 26 00:01:06,381 --> 00:01:07,932 A reusit cineva sa intre?! 27 00:01:07,934 --> 00:01:09,717 Nu! Nu inca!Nu! 28 00:01:10,835 --> 00:01:12,803 Nu va opriti din a da refresh! 29 00:01:12,805 --> 00:01:14,772 Refresh. Refresh. Refresh. 30 00:01:14,774 --> 00:01:15,672 Refresh. 31 00:01:15,674 --> 00:01:16,840 Refresh. Refresh. 32 00:01:16,842 --> 00:01:18,675 Refresh. Refresh. Refresh... 33 00:01:18,677 --> 00:01:22,012 Mda,nu va ajunge cafeaua. 34 00:01:22,014 --> 00:01:24,181 Refresh. Refresh. Refresh. 35 00:01:24,183 --> 00:01:27,651 ♪ 36 00:01:27,653 --> 00:01:31,155 ♪ 37 00:01:31,157 --> 00:01:32,740 ♪ 38 00:01:32,742 --> 00:01:35,292 ♪ 39 00:01:35,294 --> 00:01:37,978 ♪ 40 00:01:37,980 --> 00:01:40,631 ♪ 41 00:01:40,633 --> 00:01:42,516 ♪ 42 00:01:42,518 --> 00:01:44,358 ♪ 43 00:01:44,359 --> 00:01:48,359 The Big Bang Theory 7x14 44 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:53,360 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man 45 00:01:53,363 --> 00:01:57,149 Refresh.Refresh.Refresh. 46 00:01:57,151 --> 00:01:59,718 Refresh... Refresh... 47 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:01,320 Refresh. Refresh. 48 00:02:01,322 --> 00:02:02,538 Refresh. 49 00:02:02,540 --> 00:02:04,139 Refresh.Au trecut 10 minute! 50 00:02:04,141 --> 00:02:05,541 Ramanem fara timp. 51 00:02:05,543 --> 00:02:07,860 Pentru a fi smecher?Da. 52 00:02:07,862 --> 00:02:10,195 Am reusit!Am reusit! Sunt la coada! 53 00:02:11,932 --> 00:02:14,216 Si ei spun ca pompieri sunt adevaratii eroi. 54 00:02:15,018 --> 00:02:17,669 Al catalea esti? 55 00:02:17,671 --> 00:02:19,171 Al 15-lea... Super! 56 00:02:19,173 --> 00:02:20,389 ...mii,211. 57 00:02:20,391 --> 00:02:22,608 Damn! Oh! 58 00:02:22,610 --> 00:02:25,277 Oh, nu mai au decat joi si duminica bilete disponibile. 59 00:02:25,279 --> 00:02:25,884 Serios? 60 00:02:25,909 --> 00:02:27,510 Oh,joi s-a ocupat .A mai ramas doar duminica. 61 00:02:28,282 --> 00:02:29,648 Oh,duminica este cel mai rau! 62 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:32,651 Toata lumea pleaca, majoritatea panourilor nu mai sunt, 63 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:36,455 si singurele tricouri pe care le mai au sunt marimile S si XXXXL 64 00:02:38,792 --> 00:02:39,958 Duminica a disparut. 65 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:43,012 Nu duminica !Iubesc duminica! 66 00:02:44,214 --> 00:02:47,082 Deci asta este? Totul s-a vandut? 67 00:02:47,084 --> 00:02:49,568 Da. 68 00:02:49,570 --> 00:02:52,788 Nu pot sa cred ca nu mergem. 69 00:02:52,790 --> 00:02:55,374 Este in regula. 70 00:02:55,376 --> 00:02:59,395 Stii,este-este mereu WonderCon in Anaheim , stii? 71 00:02:59,397 --> 00:03:01,713 Este la fel de bun. 72 00:03:02,982 --> 00:03:04,600 Scuza-ma. 73 00:03:11,007 --> 00:03:13,509 Oh, baieti, asta este foarte trist. 74 00:03:13,511 --> 00:03:17,596 Intr-un mod diferit fata de cum era acum 20 de minute. 75 00:03:18,982 --> 00:03:23,502 Nu pot sa cred ca am pierdut atata timp cu costumele cu Hulk. 76 00:03:23,504 --> 00:03:25,337 Ce?Toti mergeati imbracati ca Hulk? 77 00:03:25,339 --> 00:03:26,622 Nu acelasi Hulk. 78 00:03:26,624 --> 00:03:30,109 Ferrigno, Bana, Norton si Ruffalo. 79 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:33,245 Am fii fost cei patru verzi furiosi 80 00:03:33,247 --> 00:03:35,848 de la balul mascat. 81 00:03:35,850 --> 00:03:37,733 Da.Da.Da 82 00:03:38,768 --> 00:03:42,154 Da si ne-am intors la primul stadiu de trist. 83 00:03:44,307 --> 00:03:49,194 Domnilor, am solutia la problema noastra cu Comic-Con. 84 00:03:49,196 --> 00:03:50,946 Nu avem nevoie de ei. 85 00:03:50,948 --> 00:03:53,082 Imi pornesc propria mea conventie. 86 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:57,820 Sheldon, doar cumpara bilete scalpate cu noi. 87 00:03:57,822 --> 00:04:01,206 Ti-am spus .Cumpararea biletelor scalpate este impotriva regulilor. 88 00:04:01,208 --> 00:04:02,991 daca sunteti prinsi, primiti 89 00:04:02,993 --> 00:04:04,943 interdictie la Comic-Con pe viata. 90 00:04:04,945 --> 00:04:06,462 Viata, Leonard. 91 00:04:06,464 --> 00:04:08,714 Te vei simti destul de prost cand o sa ai 80 de ani, 92 00:04:08,716 --> 00:04:10,632 si o sa trebuiasca sa ma conduci acolo 93 00:04:10,634 --> 00:04:12,784 si apoi sa astepti in masina timp de trei zile. 94 00:04:12,786 --> 00:04:14,386 Fa ce vrei. 95 00:04:14,388 --> 00:04:15,888 Vom cumpara bilete scalpate. 96 00:04:15,890 --> 00:04:18,507 Oh, deja am gasit un tip online care este dispus sa vanda. 97 00:04:18,509 --> 00:04:21,009 De unde stii ca asta este o capcana 98 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:24,129 pusa de politia de la Comic-Con? 99 00:04:24,131 --> 00:04:25,564 In acelasi mod in care stiu 100 00:04:25,566 --> 00:04:28,450 ca oamenii din TV nu pot sa ma vada. 101 00:04:29,602 --> 00:04:30,802 Sheldon, doar vino cu noi. 102 00:04:30,804 --> 00:04:32,187 Nu o sa-ti faci propria conventie. 103 00:04:32,189 --> 00:04:33,739 Stii, era operioada 104 00:04:33,741 --> 00:04:36,975 cand Comic-Con nu exista pana cand un visator 105 00:04:36,977 --> 00:04:39,411 cu o viziune unica care a facut sa se intample. 106 00:04:39,413 --> 00:04:42,998 Mi-ai ghicit gandurile--- Ii voi rupe capul individului ala. 107 00:04:45,368 --> 00:04:49,171 Da.Imi incep propria mea conventie de Comic-Con, 108 00:04:49,173 --> 00:04:53,459 si ma gandeam poate clientul tau,Robert Downey Jr.,ar fi 109 00:04:53,461 --> 00:04:56,462 perfect sa fie primul nostru panelist. 110 00:04:56,464 --> 00:04:58,663 Oh, ei bine,acum,de ce spui "nu"? 111 00:04:58,665 --> 00:05:00,682 Nici macar nu l-am intrebat inca. 112 00:05:00,684 --> 00:05:02,518 Stii,scuza-ma, 113 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:03,852 dar am vazut Iron Man 2 pana la capat. 114 00:05:03,854 --> 00:05:06,388 Cred ca imi datoreaza doua ore din timpul lui. 115 00:05:07,557 --> 00:05:10,225 Mi-au inchis. 116 00:05:14,197 --> 00:05:16,281 Le-ai spus ca iti tineai conventia 117 00:05:16,283 --> 00:05:17,483 la Marie Callender's, 118 00:05:17,485 --> 00:05:20,769 si ca fiecare panelist va primi o felie gratis de placinta? 119 00:05:20,771 --> 00:05:23,655 Nici macar nu am ajuns la partea aia. 120 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:25,374 Uite, pana si prietenul tau Will Wheaton crede 121 00:05:25,376 --> 00:05:26,708 ca este o pierdere de timp. 122 00:05:26,710 --> 00:05:28,126 Nu este adevarat. 123 00:05:28,128 --> 00:05:29,962 Will crede ca este o idee buna. 124 00:05:29,964 --> 00:05:32,915 El era doar ingrijorat ca nu era o vedeta suficient de celebra 125 00:05:32,917 --> 00:05:34,867 sa gazduiasca un asemenea aveniment. 126 00:05:34,869 --> 00:05:39,021 Si,este in aceasi zii in care isi da barba cu sampon. 127 00:05:39,023 --> 00:05:41,006 Sheldon, prietene, doar nu cred ca 128 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:43,058 ca asta se va intampla. 129 00:05:43,060 --> 00:05:44,593 Nu stii asta. 130 00:05:44,595 --> 00:05:47,379 Inca mai am destui oameni pe lista. 131 00:05:47,381 --> 00:05:49,381 -Mult noroc. -Asteapta. 132 00:05:49,383 --> 00:05:51,883 Am nevoie sa ii suni tu pe Stan Lee,Leonard Nimoy 133 00:05:51,885 --> 00:05:54,620 si Bill Nye tipul cu stiinta... 134 00:05:54,622 --> 00:05:57,105 pentru ca legal nu am voie. 135 00:05:57,107 --> 00:05:58,240 Oh, si, 136 00:05:58,242 --> 00:05:59,441 Carrie Fisher, stii 137 00:05:59,443 --> 00:06:01,693 pentru ca am auzit ca poate fii destul de nebuna. 138 00:06:04,113 --> 00:06:05,347 Nu pot sa cred 139 00:06:05,349 --> 00:06:07,732 Leonard cheltuieste sute de dolari pe bilete scalpate. 140 00:06:07,734 --> 00:06:11,069 Saptamana trecuta tu ai cheltuit atata pe o rochie mica. 141 00:06:11,071 --> 00:06:13,205 Da, dar biletele alea nu il duc decat la Comic-Con. 142 00:06:13,207 --> 00:06:16,225 Rochia aia ma duce oriunde vreau. 143 00:06:17,410 --> 00:06:19,545 Biletele alea sunt destul de scumpe 144 00:06:19,547 --> 00:06:22,381 Trebuie sa ii dau lui Howie un avans la alocatie 145 00:06:23,833 --> 00:06:27,352 Acum nu o sa isi puna jucariile deoparte 146 00:06:27,354 --> 00:06:29,504 De ce nu pot sa faca si ei ceva cosiderabil 147 00:06:29,506 --> 00:06:32,307 ca Sheldon care isi incepe propria lui conventie de Comic-Con? 148 00:06:33,243 --> 00:06:36,228 Si, cine vrea sa ma arunce pe geam? 149 00:06:36,230 --> 00:06:39,764 Oh, cat timp ei se comporta ca si adolescnetii, 150 00:06:39,766 --> 00:06:41,099 am putea sa facem ceva matur. 151 00:06:41,101 --> 00:06:42,868 Oh.Te referi la un muzeu? 152 00:06:42,870 --> 00:06:46,605 Da, la un muzeu, dar altceva. 153 00:06:46,607 --> 00:06:48,674 Oh, stiu. 154 00:06:48,676 --> 00:06:50,775 Este un hotel dragut nu departe de aici 155 00:06:50,777 --> 00:06:52,077 unde se tin petreceri cu ceai dupa-amiaza. 156 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:54,779 Ooh, petreceri cu ceai dupa-amiaza ce sofisticat din partea noastra. 157 00:06:54,781 --> 00:06:56,748 Oh, daca o sa fim sofisticate, 158 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,750 ar trebui probabil sa-mi pun lenjerie intima curata. 159 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:00,135 La-dee-da! 160 00:07:00,137 --> 00:07:01,937 Uite cine are lejerie curata. 161 00:07:01,939 --> 00:07:03,605 Nu, o sa ne oprim la Target in drum. 162 00:07:06,659 --> 00:07:09,044 Hey, fiindca Shelodn nu merge la Comic-Con, 163 00:07:09,046 --> 00:07:11,430 poate am putea gasi un trio in care sa ne costumam. 164 00:07:11,432 --> 00:07:14,650 Cum ar fi daca am fi The Fantastic Four, si le-am spune oamenilor 165 00:07:14,652 --> 00:07:18,236 ca femeia invizibila sta acolo cu noi. 166 00:07:18,238 --> 00:07:19,988 Oh, credeam ca zilele in care ne prefaceam 167 00:07:19,990 --> 00:07:22,157 ca eram cu femei care nu existau s-au sfarsit. 168 00:07:23,776 --> 00:07:26,144 Domnilor, sunt la un pas mai aproape 169 00:07:26,146 --> 00:07:29,431 de a asigura un oaspete foarte important la conventia mea. 170 00:07:29,433 --> 00:07:30,766 Acest pas include cloroformul 171 00:07:30,768 --> 00:07:33,251 si o rola de banda adeziva? 172 00:07:33,253 --> 00:07:35,003 Nu cred ca asta va fi necesar 173 00:07:35,005 --> 00:07:36,788 pentru Domnul James Earl Jones. 174 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:37,823 M-ati auzit. 175 00:07:37,825 --> 00:07:39,257 Vocea lui Darth Vader, 176 00:07:39,259 --> 00:07:40,825 tatal regelui leu, 177 00:07:40,827 --> 00:07:45,314 si FYI, tipul care spune ,"Asta este CNN." 178 00:07:46,332 --> 00:07:49,234 Care si el suna ca si Darth Vader. 179 00:07:50,553 --> 00:07:53,121 Cum o sa-l convingi pe James Earl Jones? 180 00:07:53,123 --> 00:07:55,724 Simplu. Acum ceva timp ,a postat 181 00:07:55,726 --> 00:07:57,109 ca deabia asteapta 182 00:07:57,111 --> 00:07:59,344 sa mearga la restaurantul lui preferat de sushi la cina. 183 00:07:59,346 --> 00:08:02,030 Am cautat pe google un interviu de acum patru ani 184 00:08:02,032 --> 00:08:05,400 care a avut loc in restaurantul lui preferat de sushi. 185 00:08:05,402 --> 00:08:09,154 Acolo va fi , si acolo voi merge si eu, si... 186 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:10,405 Si acolo este unde 187 00:08:10,407 --> 00:08:12,674 Darth Vader o sa toarne sos de soia in capul tau. 188 00:08:14,277 --> 00:08:16,728 Sheldon, nu imi pasa daca o sa iei bilete scalpate cu noi sau nu, 189 00:08:16,730 --> 00:08:19,798 dar te rog nu fii ciudat si nu il urmari pe acest biet tip. 190 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:21,133 Vei avea probleme. 191 00:08:21,135 --> 00:08:23,335 voi suntei cei care vor avea probleme. 192 00:08:23,337 --> 00:08:25,870 Voi cumparati bilete netrasferabile. 193 00:08:25,872 --> 00:08:27,673 Si de la un strain,nu mai putin. 194 00:08:27,675 --> 00:08:30,025 Nu numai ca poti fi interzis la Comic-Con, 195 00:08:30,027 --> 00:08:32,761 daca esti prins, ai putea fi acuzat cu furt. 196 00:08:32,763 --> 00:08:35,430 Voi ganditi-va la asta cat timp eu il avertizez pe James Earl Jones 197 00:08:35,432 --> 00:08:38,350 pericolul in a-si pune locatia pe Twitter. 198 00:08:39,202 --> 00:08:40,819 A avut noroc de aceasta data. 199 00:08:40,821 --> 00:08:43,822 Sunt o groaza de ciudati pe afara. 200 00:08:43,824 --> 00:08:45,657 ♪ 201 00:08:45,659 --> 00:08:48,393 ♪ 202 00:08:48,395 --> 00:08:53,165 ♪ 203 00:08:53,167 --> 00:08:55,450 ♪ 204 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:56,835 ♪ 205 00:08:56,837 --> 00:08:58,837 Mi-sm uitat cheile. ♪ 206 00:08:58,839 --> 00:09:01,256 ♪ 207 00:09:08,079 --> 00:09:10,831 Bine, fantastic.Pa. 208 00:09:10,833 --> 00:09:13,283 Prietenul nostru scalper 209 00:09:13,285 --> 00:09:14,585 a spus ca va intarzia 210 00:09:14,587 --> 00:09:17,087 Suna ca un criminal? 211 00:09:17,089 --> 00:09:19,306 La ce te referi? 212 00:09:19,308 --> 00:09:20,974 Stii a spus lucruri de genul, 213 00:09:20,976 --> 00:09:25,846 "Tipii aia," sau "Asculta aici, vezi?" 214 00:09:27,081 --> 00:09:29,066 Da.Intarzie 215 00:09:29,068 --> 00:09:32,252 daca pentru ca este in drum aici din 1940. 216 00:09:32,254 --> 00:09:34,137 Doar spun. 217 00:09:34,139 --> 00:09:35,405 Nu-l stim cine este tipul asta. 218 00:09:35,407 --> 00:09:37,658 Daca vrea sa ne fure banii sau rinichii, 219 00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:40,143 sau sa faca un costum din pielea noastra? 220 00:09:40,145 --> 00:09:43,931 De ce ar vrea sa faca cineva sa isi faca un costum din pielea noastra? 221 00:09:43,933 --> 00:09:45,282 Nu stiu. 222 00:09:45,284 --> 00:09:47,568 Poate ca pe negru nu se vad petele? 223 00:09:48,403 --> 00:09:50,170 Ei bine, acum ma faci sa ma intreb 224 00:09:50,172 --> 00:09:52,623 daca ar fi trebuit sa ne intalnim cu el intr-o zona neutra. 225 00:09:52,625 --> 00:09:55,592 De ce crezi ca i-am spus sa vina la tine acasa? 226 00:10:03,468 --> 00:10:06,620 Sunt cu siguranta multi copii mici aici. 227 00:10:06,622 --> 00:10:08,722 Nu pot sa cred ca am crezut ca asta o sa ne faca sa ne simtim mature. 228 00:10:08,724 --> 00:10:11,541 Nu pot sa cred ca ospatarul a crezut ca sunt fata ta. 229 00:10:13,444 --> 00:10:17,197 Ei bine, ultima data cand m-am imbracat sofisticat si am baut ceai a fost cand avem 5 ani. 230 00:10:17,199 --> 00:10:20,667 Doar eu , ursuletul meu de plus , Raggedy Ann si hamsterul meu. 231 00:10:20,669 --> 00:10:22,235 -Asta este dragut. -A fost. 232 00:10:22,237 --> 00:10:25,072 Pana cand hamsterul meu si-a mancat toti puii. 233 00:10:26,925 --> 00:10:30,677 A devenit mai dragut foarte repede. 234 00:10:30,679 --> 00:10:32,296 Ar trebui sa plecam? 235 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:33,797 Ei bine, este un bar in hol. 236 00:10:33,799 --> 00:10:35,198 As avea chef de ceva de baut. 237 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:37,668 Aw.Bautul in dupa-amiaza exact ca mamele noastre. 238 00:10:50,632 --> 00:10:53,066 Lasa-ma sa ghicesc. 239 00:10:53,068 --> 00:10:57,020 Iti place Star Wars 240 00:10:59,357 --> 00:11:03,076 Stii, am jucat si in alte filme. 241 00:11:04,996 --> 00:11:07,931 Dar tie nu iti pasa de alea,nu? 242 00:11:15,573 --> 00:11:18,592 Am doar un lucru de spus oamenilor ca tine... 243 00:11:19,761 --> 00:11:22,763 Si mie imi place Star Wars! 244 00:11:24,048 --> 00:11:25,999 Ai vrea sa mi te alaturi? 245 00:11:26,001 --> 00:11:28,435 Oh...multumesc. 246 00:11:30,087 --> 00:11:32,055 Prietenul meu Leoanrd spunea ca daca te deranjez 247 00:11:32,057 --> 00:11:34,858 in timp ce mananci, ai crede ca sunt un urmaritor ciudat. 248 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:36,143 Ei bine... 249 00:11:36,145 --> 00:11:40,063 prietenul tau Leonard suna ca si cum ar fi un fraier. 250 00:11:42,150 --> 00:11:45,769 El este, Domnule Earl Jones, este. 251 00:11:48,289 --> 00:11:51,558 Okay, so, I'm on a Comic-Con message board, 252 00:11:51,560 --> 00:11:53,794 si este un mesaj de la un tip 253 00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:56,646 in care spunea ca a fost prins folosind insinga altcuiva... 254 00:11:56,648 --> 00:11:59,649 si Sheldon a avut dreptate, a fost acuzat de furt. 255 00:11:59,651 --> 00:12:02,869 Baieti...daca mergg la puscarie imbracat ca si Human Torch, 256 00:12:02,871 --> 00:12:05,238 asta ar putea trimite un mesaj gresit. 257 00:12:08,277 --> 00:12:10,644 Poate asta nu este o idee asa de buna. 258 00:12:10,646 --> 00:12:14,498 I-as putea da un mesaj tipului si sa-i spun ca ne-am razgandit. 259 00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:16,500 Fa-o. 260 00:12:16,502 --> 00:12:18,018 Bine. 261 00:12:18,020 --> 00:12:21,405 Nu mergem la Comic-Con in mod oficial. 262 00:12:23,157 --> 00:12:25,642 Asteapta. Mereu facem asta. 263 00:12:25,644 --> 00:12:26,827 Ce sa facem? 264 00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:28,645 Sa ne speriem. Ne este asa de frica 265 00:12:28,647 --> 00:12:31,998 sa intram in probleme ca nu facem nimic gresit. 266 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,366 Asta pentru ca noi suntem tipii cei buni. 267 00:12:33,368 --> 00:12:35,151 Pana si Batman incalca regulile. 268 00:12:35,153 --> 00:12:37,587 Stiu ca ma chinui cu Batman. 269 00:12:38,890 --> 00:12:41,991 As spune , ca de data asta in loc sa ne speriem, 270 00:12:41,993 --> 00:12:43,944 haide sa fim tari. 271 00:12:43,946 --> 00:12:46,379 Bine,voi fi tare--- 272 00:12:46,381 --> 00:12:49,833 dar doar daca juri ca o sa fii si tu. 273 00:12:50,635 --> 00:12:52,552 Howard, si tu esti in asta? 274 00:12:52,554 --> 00:12:55,972 Nu este nevoie .Incalc regurile mereu. 275 00:12:55,974 --> 00:12:57,557 Spune cand. 276 00:12:57,559 --> 00:12:58,892 Noaptea trecuta. 277 00:12:58,894 --> 00:13:02,112 Am baut Pepto direct din sticla. 278 00:13:03,848 --> 00:13:06,015 Cum ramane cu ceasca mica pe care ti-am dat-o? 279 00:13:06,017 --> 00:13:07,818 Da. 280 00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:10,320 Cum ramane cu ea? 281 00:13:12,824 --> 00:13:14,574 Esti impresionat de asta? 282 00:13:14,576 --> 00:13:16,893 -Un pic. -Da si eu. 283 00:13:19,464 --> 00:13:23,199 Stii prima data cand am citit scenariul de la Empire Strikes Back 284 00:13:23,201 --> 00:13:26,086 si Darth Vader i-a spus lui Luke ca este tatal lui... 285 00:13:26,921 --> 00:13:28,839 ...am crezut cu siguranta ca mintea. 286 00:13:28,841 --> 00:13:30,640 Si eu! 287 00:13:30,642 --> 00:13:32,592 Dar nu o facea nu? 288 00:13:32,594 --> 00:13:34,311 Nu! 289 00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:37,147 Cat de incurcat este asta? 290 00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:39,733 Asa de incurcat. 291 00:13:39,735 --> 00:13:42,269 Ce ai spune daca am merge sa ne distram un pic? 292 00:13:42,271 --> 00:13:43,353 Sotia mea este in New York, 293 00:13:43,355 --> 00:13:45,856 si am un cec Lion King 294 00:13:45,858 --> 00:13:47,858 facand o gaura in buzunarul meu. 295 00:13:50,344 --> 00:13:53,313 Deci, ceai dupa-amiaza a fost o pierdere de timp. 296 00:13:53,315 --> 00:13:55,282 In partea buna,fiecare fetita de 6 ani 297 00:13:55,284 --> 00:13:58,451 era geloasa pe tiara mea. 298 00:13:58,453 --> 00:14:02,122 Nu am sa mint-- m-am simtit bine. 299 00:14:02,124 --> 00:14:03,573 Lasa-ma sa te intreb ceva: 300 00:14:03,575 --> 00:14:05,625 Cand ati inceput sa va simtiti mature? 301 00:14:05,627 --> 00:14:07,260 Pentru ca eu nu sunt sigura ca am facut-o. 302 00:14:07,262 --> 00:14:10,079 Sincer, am crezut cand m-am maritat voi fi, 303 00:14:10,081 --> 00:14:12,415 dar inca simt ca ma prefac. 304 00:14:12,417 --> 00:14:15,969 Nu ma ajuta ca majoritatea hainelor mele vin de la Gap pentru copii 305 00:14:17,238 --> 00:14:18,972 Bine, deci sunt un adult, 306 00:14:18,974 --> 00:14:22,192 ziua trecuta am vazut un batrand alunecand si canzand, 307 00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:23,810 si am ras. 308 00:14:23,812 --> 00:14:26,346 Si chiar am ras tare. 309 00:14:26,348 --> 00:14:27,647 Foarte, 310 00:14:27,649 --> 00:14:29,232 tare. 311 00:14:29,234 --> 00:14:32,135 Daca era constient m-ar fi auzit. 312 00:14:32,137 --> 00:14:34,120 -O, Doamne . -Stiu. 313 00:14:34,122 --> 00:14:36,105 One of the tennis balls came off his walker 314 00:14:36,107 --> 00:14:39,075 si s-a intors direct in capul lui. Adica... 315 00:14:39,077 --> 00:14:42,295 Aproape, am facut pe mine. 316 00:14:43,381 --> 00:14:46,917 Cred ca trebuia sa fii acolo. 317 00:14:46,919 --> 00:14:48,301 Cred ca v-as batea pe amandoua. 318 00:14:48,303 --> 00:14:49,753 Imagineaza-ti cum este sa te simti ca un adult 319 00:14:49,755 --> 00:14:51,338 cand niciodata nu ai fost cu un barbat. 320 00:14:51,340 --> 00:14:53,874 Bine, sexul nu te face matura. 321 00:14:53,876 --> 00:14:58,127 Da.Tu ai fi cea mai matura de aici. 322 00:14:58,129 --> 00:14:59,646 Serios? 323 00:14:59,648 --> 00:15:02,966 Asa vrei sa vorbesti cu mama ta? 324 00:15:06,070 --> 00:15:07,470 Doar ce a parcat. Este pe drum. 325 00:15:07,472 --> 00:15:09,138 Doamne.Asta este emotionant. 326 00:15:09,140 --> 00:15:11,224 -Este.Ma simt in viata. -Da. 327 00:15:11,226 --> 00:15:13,276 Si ce daca suntem prinsi; cui ii pasa? 328 00:15:13,278 --> 00:15:14,661 Si suntem interzisi la Comic-Con. 329 00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:16,580 -Poate primim o amenda. -Oh ,nu. 330 00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:18,531 As fi un astronaut si un baiat rau. 331 00:15:18,533 --> 00:15:21,368 cum o sa poate femeile sa reziste? 332 00:15:21,370 --> 00:15:25,455 Uh, poate va aparea cand voi aplica pentru cetatenie. 333 00:15:25,457 --> 00:15:28,892 Oh,cacat , va aparea cand voi aplica pentru cetatenie? 334 00:15:28,894 --> 00:15:31,344 Ma intreb daca ar trebui dezvalui ceva de genu' 335 00:15:31,346 --> 00:15:32,829 cand vom aplica pentru bursa. 336 00:15:32,831 --> 00:15:35,465 Va fi aici in cateva clipe --- ce facem? 337 00:15:35,467 --> 00:15:37,517 Sunteti asa de fricosi. 338 00:15:37,519 --> 00:15:39,302 Ma descurc. 339 00:15:39,304 --> 00:15:42,389 daca crede ca nu suntem acasa , va pleca. 340 00:15:44,893 --> 00:15:46,259 Credeam ca esti tare. 341 00:15:46,261 --> 00:15:50,413 Am mintit despre Pepto , mereu folosesc ceasca mica! 342 00:15:55,319 --> 00:15:59,322 Este adevarat, ca si copil , eram balbaiti 343 00:15:59,324 --> 00:16:02,459 si a functionat pentru opt ani? 344 00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:04,077 -Este adevarat. -Oh. 345 00:16:04,079 --> 00:16:07,414 Este adevarat ca au folosit echipament de scufundare 346 00:16:07,416 --> 00:16:10,216 pentru a crea respiratia lui Darth Vader? 347 00:16:10,218 --> 00:16:12,452 -Cu siguranta au facut-o. -Oh. 348 00:16:12,454 --> 00:16:16,556 Este adevarat ca ai fost student la medicina 349 00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:18,708 si aproape ai devenit medic? 350 00:16:18,710 --> 00:16:19,876 Este corect. 351 00:16:19,878 --> 00:16:21,728 Oh,James! 352 00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:25,515 as putea asculta povestile tale toata noaptea. 353 00:16:33,274 --> 00:16:37,160 Adica ,serios, ce este asa de misto la a fii adult? 354 00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:41,081 Ei bine, de exemplu am imparti nota de plata in trei. 355 00:16:42,232 --> 00:16:44,617 Sunt serioasa. Cine vrea sa faca toate lucrurile alea? 356 00:16:44,619 --> 00:16:46,836 Sa aiba asigurare,sa plateasca ipoteca, 357 00:16:46,838 --> 00:16:50,674 sa lase biletele acelea mici cand ai lovit o masina parcata. 358 00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:53,626 Ti-am spus eu a fost Penny. 359 00:16:53,628 --> 00:16:54,961 Oh, haide nu am fost eu. 360 00:16:54,963 --> 00:16:57,047 Oricine putea sa iti rupa oglinda... 361 00:16:57,049 --> 00:16:59,349 sau orice s-a intamplat. 362 00:17:00,918 --> 00:17:02,919 Poate ca baietii au dreptate. 363 00:17:02,921 --> 00:17:05,638 Adica am petrecut toata noaptea incercand sa fim mature, 364 00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:07,190 si a fost cam plictisitor. 365 00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:09,476 Sunt sigura ca ei se dristreaza mai mult decat noi. 366 00:17:11,446 --> 00:17:12,979 Oh, Doamne , as putea folosi 367 00:17:12,981 --> 00:17:15,648 exact doua lingurite de Pepto acum. 368 00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:27,994 Hey, Los Angeles! 369 00:17:27,996 --> 00:17:31,414 Sunt in carusel cu Darth Vader! 370 00:17:31,416 --> 00:17:34,718 Si este mai dragut decat crezi! 371 00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:37,754 Eu sunt! 372 00:17:41,142 --> 00:17:44,961 ♪ ♪ 373 00:17:44,963 --> 00:17:47,764 ♪ 374 00:17:47,766 --> 00:17:48,932 Adu-l acasa,Mufasa 375 00:17:48,934 --> 00:17:51,134 ♪ 376 00:17:51,136 --> 00:17:52,635 ♪ 377 00:17:52,637 --> 00:17:55,138 ♪ 378 00:17:58,926 --> 00:18:00,476 Nu inteleg ce facem. 379 00:18:00,478 --> 00:18:01,611 Shh. 380 00:18:01,613 --> 00:18:03,663 A cui casa este asta? 381 00:18:03,665 --> 00:18:05,148 Carrie Fisher. 382 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,367 Si este putin nebuna, 383 00:18:07,369 --> 00:18:08,818 asa ca pregateste-te sa fugi. 384 00:18:22,450 --> 00:18:26,269 Nu mai este amuzant, James! 385 00:18:27,588 --> 00:18:29,956 Atunci de ce rad? 386 00:18:38,199 --> 00:18:40,767 Ah, Sheldon acesta este finalul 387 00:18:40,769 --> 00:18:42,902 unei nopti perfecte. 388 00:18:43,737 --> 00:18:45,855 okay. 389 00:18:45,857 --> 00:18:47,290 Da,dar cred 390 00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:50,577 ca se putea termina la karaoke. 391 00:18:50,579 --> 00:18:54,431 Ce incercai sa ma intrebi la clubul de striptease? 392 00:18:54,433 --> 00:18:55,865 Oh. 393 00:18:55,867 --> 00:18:59,552 Cat costa sa le dau jos din poala mea? 394 00:18:59,554 --> 00:19:02,105 No.Ceva despre o conventie. 395 00:19:02,107 --> 00:19:04,607 Oh, sigur! Ei bine... 396 00:19:04,609 --> 00:19:07,644 eu si prietenii mei nu am putut sa, gasim bilete la Comic-Con anul acesta, 397 00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:10,396 si incercam sa incep propria mea conventie, 398 00:19:10,398 --> 00:19:11,815 si vroiam sa 399 00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:14,350 te intreb daca vrei sa fii un panelist. 400 00:19:14,352 --> 00:19:17,670 De ce tu si prietenii tai nu veniti cu mine la Comic_con? 401 00:19:17,672 --> 00:19:19,622 -Serios? -Bineinteles. 402 00:19:19,624 --> 00:19:21,774 Si San Diego este dupa granita cu 403 00:19:21,776 --> 00:19:24,077 orasul meu favorit de pe Pamant 404 00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:26,729 Tijuana... 405 00:19:27,798 --> 00:19:31,451 ...unde te duc pe tine in fiecare seara! 406 00:19:32,286 --> 00:19:35,021 Ay-yi-yi. 407 00:19:35,023 --> 00:19:38,791 Ay-yi-yi,bang-bang. 408 00:19:46,996 --> 00:19:49,665 Deci, Beau Bridges este pe umerii mei, 409 00:19:49,667 --> 00:19:53,435 si Jeff Bridges este pe umerii lui Marlon Brando 410 00:19:53,437 --> 00:19:57,039 si aminteste-ti ca nu avem voie sa fim in piscina--- 411 00:19:57,041 --> 00:19:59,324 Hey!Sheldon , trezeste-te! 412 00:19:59,326 --> 00:20:00,492 Si... 413 00:20:00,494 --> 00:20:03,128 Angie Dickinson este pe cale sa puna cainii pe noi, 414 00:20:03,130 --> 00:20:05,631 si eu ma duc sub apa si Marlon se duce sub apa, 415 00:20:05,633 --> 00:20:07,599 si apa se ridica 416 00:20:07,601 --> 00:20:09,384 si uda toata curtea, 417 00:20:09,386 --> 00:20:11,347 si cateii se panicheaza si fug mancad pamantul, si 418 00:20:11,372 --> 00:20:12,855 apoi noi fugim mancand pamantul... 419 00:20:12,856 --> 00:20:14,673 Oh, boy! 420 00:20:14,675 --> 00:20:17,676 Asta a fost foarte amuzant. 421 00:20:17,678 --> 00:20:20,112 Uh...cine este Angie Dickinson? 422 00:20:20,114 --> 00:20:25,114 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man