1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:02,700 What time is it, 2 00:00:02,700 --> 00:00:06,200 when the Chinese guy needs to see the dentist? 3 00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:07,200 Really, Dad? 4 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:08,800 Just because we're having takeout? 5 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:10,100 Tooth-hurty! 6 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:13,700 Gary, you are terrible. 7 00:00:14,100 --> 00:00:16,500 I've always loved fortune cookies. 8 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:19,300 You reach into the bowl and randomly select something 9 00:00:19,300 --> 00:00:21,600 that applies to you and only you. 10 00:00:22,700 --> 00:00:25,900 "You are the excellent judge of character. " 11 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:28,900 There was a solid reason it landed in my cookie 12 00:00:28,900 --> 00:00:30,300 and not Raja's. 13 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:33,400 Raja may know a thing or two about a thing or two, 14 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:36,600 but there's one thing that Raja doesn't know squat about: 15 00:00:36,900 --> 00:00:37,500 girls. 16 00:00:37,500 --> 00:00:40,800 Petitioning against petitions to end petitions! 17 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:43,200 Take a stand today! Michael? 18 00:00:45,900 --> 00:00:49,000 Specifically, girls named Mindy Weinblau. 19 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:53,400 Mindy can best be described as overbearing, needy, compulsive. 20 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:55,300 And those are her good qualities. 21 00:00:55,300 --> 00:00:56,700 Oh, hey, you guys! 22 00:00:56,700 --> 00:00:57,800 Mindy! Run! 23 00:00:59,700 --> 00:01:00,700 Hi, Raja. 24 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:02,000 It's Raja, right? 25 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:03,000 Right. 26 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:04,600 Doesn't that mean red in Spanish? 27 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:06,400 I do not think so. 28 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:09,200 Oh. I don't take Spanish. I take Italian. 29 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:11,200 I know. I'm in your class. 30 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:12,700 Oh, right. 31 00:01:13,300 --> 00:01:15,100 Sign my petition to allow petitions? 32 00:01:15,100 --> 00:01:17,700 It's in response to an anti-petition petition that Anthony started. 33 00:01:17,700 --> 00:01:19,000 He's' a real schmuck-face. 34 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:22,600 Oh, well, then, sure. Why not? 35 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:25,300 Oh, so awesome that you're going to sign. 36 00:01:25,300 --> 00:01:26,500 You're going to sign, right? 37 00:01:26,500 --> 00:01:28,200 It takes a moment. Right. 38 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:29,200 Take your time. 39 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:30,300 Don't be so manic, right? 40 00:01:30,300 --> 00:01:31,400 I'm working on it. 41 00:01:36,100 --> 00:01:38,100 This signature means a lot to me, Raja. 42 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:40,700 It's my only one. 43 00:01:41,300 --> 00:01:45,200 Mindy, there are 36 other signatures here. 44 00:01:45,500 --> 00:01:46,400 Look. 45 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:47,900 "Anita Mandalay. " 46 00:01:47,900 --> 00:01:49,800 "Adolph Oliver Bush. " 47 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:53,500 I do not know Adolph. 48 00:01:53,500 --> 00:01:54,800 What year is he? 49 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:58,000 本字幕仅供学习交流，严禁用于商业用途 50 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:04,000 -==http://www.ragbear.com==- Aliens in America 115 51 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:10,000 -=破烂熊字幕组=- 翻译: 校对: 时间轴:麦麦 酒囊饭袋 52 00:02:10,300 --> 00:02:12,300 "Adolph Oliver Bush. " 53 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:15,000 Why would students do such a thing 54 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:18,400 to make up fake names that sound like sexually explicit acts? 55 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:20,000 Uh, gJcause it's funny. 56 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,300 Not to Mindy. She cried real tears. 57 00:02:22,300 --> 00:02:25,800 Dude, why did you sign her petition? 58 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:27,500 I was trying to be nice. 59 00:02:27,500 --> 00:02:29,100 You can't be nice to Mindy. 60 00:02:29,100 --> 00:02:30,600 She's a mental patient. 61 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:31,700 Are you a doctor? 62 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:32,800 No. 63 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:35,800 Then you are in no position to assess Mindy's mental health. 64 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:37,700 Why are you defending Mental Mindy? 65 00:02:37,700 --> 00:02:38,600 Why? 66 00:02:39,300 --> 00:02:40,500 Because I see goodness in her. 67 00:02:40,500 --> 00:02:42,400 Because she is in my Italian class. 68 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:44,300 And because maybe, just maybe, 69 00:02:45,300 --> 00:02:46,900 I see some of myself in her. 70 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:47,800 In Mindy?! 71 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:50,700 I know how it feels to be ostracized, okay? 72 00:02:50,700 --> 00:02:52,900 Mindy and I have that much in common. 73 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:57,100 Trust me, Mindy and Raja had nothing in common. 74 00:02:57,100 --> 00:02:59,200 But, of course, Raja didn't know that. 75 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:02,200 He was not "the excellent judge of character. " 76 00:03:02,700 --> 00:03:04,900 My father was in the same boat. 77 00:03:04,900 --> 00:03:06,700 Get it! Get in there! 78 00:03:06,700 --> 00:03:07,400 Oh... 79 00:03:08,900 --> 00:03:10,400 Franny, door! 80 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:13,400 Hi, there! 81 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:15,800 I'm Ted Becker and this is my wife, Leslie. Hi! 82 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:17,200 We just bought the house across the street 83 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:19,500 so we wanted to stop by and say... 84 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:20,700 Michael Redd's awesome? 85 00:03:22,100 --> 00:03:23,400 Right. We just wanted to stop by 86 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:24,800 and say Michael Redd's awesome. 87 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:26,100 They're looking awfully good this year. 88 00:03:26,100 --> 00:03:28,700 Yeah, especially from my club seats. 89 00:03:28,700 --> 00:03:31,000 I've got season tickets. Mm. 90 00:03:32,900 --> 00:03:35,600 Ted, would you like to come inside and have a drink? 91 00:03:35,900 --> 00:03:37,600 Come on, you got a foot on him! 92 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:38,700 Post him up. 93 00:03:38,700 --> 00:03:41,500 Seven-foot guy convinced he's a shooting guard. 94 00:03:42,100 --> 00:03:45,200 And there is this terrific little Italian place in town 95 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:46,900 that you just have to try. 96 00:03:46,900 --> 00:03:48,600 We love Italian. 97 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:50,500 Okay, then, I'll make a reservation 98 00:03:50,500 --> 00:03:53,200 for the four of us. That sounds like fun! Ted? 99 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:54,400 Yeah, yeah, sounds good to me. 100 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:55,700 As long as it's not on a night 101 00:03:55,700 --> 00:03:57,900 when me and Gar are at the Bucks... 102 00:03:57,900 --> 00:03:59,300 You! Agh! 103 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:02,100 Oh, Ted, we should get going. 104 00:04:02,100 --> 00:04:03,400 If I don't get that roast in the oven, 105 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:04,600 we're not going to eat till 9:00. 106 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:06,500 Uh... uh... okay. 107 00:04:06,500 --> 00:04:07,500 All right, then. 108 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:12,400 I cannot tell you how glad I am that you stopped by. 109 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:14,200 Us, too. It really is a pleasure. 110 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:17,800 Well, how about I make that reservation for next week, then? 111 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:18,800 Yeah, sounds good. 112 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:21,200 Oh, jeez, I almost forgot the whole reason 113 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:22,300 I came over here in the first place. 114 00:04:22,300 --> 00:04:24,100 Oh, duh! That's right. 115 00:04:24,100 --> 00:04:25,100 Um... 116 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:28,500 I'm a convicted sex offender. 117 00:04:28,500 --> 00:04:30,700 I'm required by law to inform you. 118 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:36,800 You! 119 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:40,800 You almost had me...! No! 120 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:42,700 The thing is I'm not joking. 121 00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:44,600 But don't worry. 122 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:46,100 I'm his only victim. 123 00:04:46,500 --> 00:04:47,200 Come here, you! 124 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:49,200 Oh, help, help, no! 125 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:52,800 How'd I ever fend again? 126 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:55,500 Okay, now we're joking. 127 00:04:55,500 --> 00:04:57,100 That's not how it really went down. 128 00:04:57,100 --> 00:04:58,900 "How it really went down" 129 00:04:58,900 --> 00:05:01,800 kind of sounded like the basis of a Tom Petty song. 130 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:03,800 They were high school sweethearts. 131 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:05,300 Class rings, 132 00:05:05,300 --> 00:05:06,100 prom... 133 00:05:06,100 --> 00:05:07,600 Ted went away to college. 134 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:08,600 Leslie came to visit. 135 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:11,500 They got caught together in Ted's dorm room. 136 00:05:11,500 --> 00:05:13,000 Ted was 19. 137 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,600 Leslie was 17. 138 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:17,600 The law decided to make an example of him. 139 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:19,800 Ted served six months in prison. 140 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:21,700 Look, we understand if you want to cancel dinner. 141 00:05:22,500 --> 00:05:23,900 We've been married 15 years, 142 00:05:23,900 --> 00:05:25,800 but some people still take issue. 143 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:27,100 Ted, hold on. 144 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:30,300 The Tolchucks aren't "some people. " 145 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:32,300 Really? 146 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:34,400 That's great. 147 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:36,200 Aw, thanks for being so understanding. 148 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:37,500 Yeah, and if you have any questions... 149 00:05:37,500 --> 00:05:40,400 Ted, I have absolutely nothing else to say on the subject, 150 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:41,900 except maybe "Go, Bucks!" 151 00:05:41,900 --> 00:05:43,400 Go, Bucks, baby! 152 00:05:45,900 --> 00:05:49,300 Non molestate i bambini. 153 00:05:49,300 --> 00:05:51,600 Brava, class. Brava. 154 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:54,600 Now, I'm going to ask you to split into groups of two. 155 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:56,900 This will be your basic conversation partner 156 00:05:56,900 --> 00:05:59,100 for our next study unit. Hmm? 157 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:02,500 Jenna? Already taken? 158 00:06:02,500 --> 00:06:04,200 It was kind of hard to watch. 159 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:07,300 Mindy bounced around in that classroom like a pinball, 160 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:10,300 a pinball that nobody wanted to be friends with. 161 00:06:10,700 --> 00:06:13,200 Finally, Raja could take no more. 162 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:14,600 Mindy Weinblau? 163 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:17,400 Yes? 164 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:19,000 Would you like to be my partner? 165 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:24,400 I'm pretty sure this moment was of Faustian proportions, 166 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:27,000 but I actually never finished reading Faust 167 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,500 because I got mono. 168 00:06:28,500 --> 00:06:30,000 Anyhoo, the point is, 169 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:33,500 Raja had no idea what he was really signing on for. 170 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:35,000 No, seriously, 171 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:38,300 I'm just asking because I'm confused. 172 00:06:38,300 --> 00:06:39,600 You like annoying girls? 173 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:41,600 Like the more annoying the better, or what? 174 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:43,700 Jealousy is not becoming, Justin. 175 00:06:43,700 --> 00:06:46,100 What?! jealous?! 176 00:06:46,100 --> 00:06:48,200 Jea... You think I'm jealous. 177 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:50,300 That's hilarious. You're actually hilarious. 178 00:06:50,300 --> 00:06:51,500 Thank you. 179 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:55,200 Look, Mindis a good person, huh. 180 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:57,800 Very charitable. Quite active in her community. 181 00:06:57,800 --> 00:07:00,200 And these are qualities C鷄dmire, 182 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:03,400 which is why I offered to spend my Saturday 183 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:05,400 assisting with her volunteer work. 184 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:08,300 Okay, but to you, this may be charity, 185 00:07:08,300 --> 00:07:11,600 but to her, this is much, much more. 186 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:14,300 I'm telling you, Raja, you bit off more than you can chew. 187 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:16,400 I am not sure what that means. 188 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:19,300 Huh, well, we agree to disagree, then. 189 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:23,500 I'll get it. 190 00:07:29,500 --> 00:07:31,700 Hi. 191 00:07:31,700 --> 00:07:33,100 Do you know why I'm here? 192 00:07:33,100 --> 00:07:35,100 It's not a secret, but do you know? 193 00:07:35,100 --> 00:07:37,300 For Raja. Oh, my, God, yes! 194 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:38,300 For Raja! 195 00:07:38,300 --> 00:07:39,500 Don't tell anyone. 196 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:40,400 Um, you know, I just don't know 197 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:41,900 if I'm supposed to tell anybody yet. 198 00:07:41,900 --> 00:07:43,600 We're kind of falling in love. 199 00:07:43,900 --> 00:07:44,400 What? 200 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:47,000 I totally had an X-rated dream about him last night. 201 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,500 Well, maybe X, but NC-17. 202 00:07:49,500 --> 00:07:50,900 Or is that worse? 203 00:07:50,900 --> 00:07:51,900 Maybe it was R? 204 00:07:51,900 --> 00:07:54,600 Anyway, in the dream, he was shirtless. 205 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:57,100 Shirtless? Raja? 206 00:07:57,100 --> 00:07:59,200 And he rode up on this steed... 207 00:07:59,300 --> 00:08:00,400 You mean a horse. 208 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:02,000 I think it was a stallion. 209 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:04,200 Oh, my God! 210 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:07,300 My face is so red! My face is beet red! 211 00:08:07,300 --> 00:08:09,200 No, it's not, Mindy. 212 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:10,800 I'm so embarrassed! 213 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:14,000 So am I. 214 00:08:15,700 --> 00:08:16,300 Justin... 215 00:08:16,300 --> 00:08:18,400 why not join our effort, huh? 216 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:21,500 Caring for the elderly might warm your black soul. 217 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:23,300 Justin? 218 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,200 Suit yourself. 219 00:08:28,900 --> 00:08:29,900 I have a permit, so that means 220 00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:31,100 I can drive during the day, 221 00:08:31,100 --> 00:08:32,600 but I have to be home by dark. 222 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:33,900 Also, I drive a hybrid. 223 00:08:33,900 --> 00:08:35,100 Do they have those in your country? 224 00:08:35,100 --> 00:08:38,200 The sound of Mindy's voice eclipsed all else: 225 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:41,400 the birds in the sky, the wind in the trees. 226 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:45,300 And as I watched Raja get into Mindy's hybrid and drive away, 227 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:47,900 the only thought that came into my mind was: 228 00:08:48,300 --> 00:08:49,800 better him than me. 229 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:56,400 "I told you so" is an art form 230 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:59,700 practiced by many, but perfected by few. 231 00:08:59,700 --> 00:09:02,100 Use it too soon, and it doesn't land. 232 00:09:02,100 --> 00:09:05,600 Use it too late, and it seems petty, irrelevant. 233 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:06,800 But a well-played 234 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:10,400 "I told you so" delivered at just the right time? 235 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:11,600 Priceless. 236 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:15,400 Mindy Weinblau is the most irritating... 237 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:16,400 I told you so! 238 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:21,300 She is intolerable. 239 00:09:22,700 --> 00:09:25,000 Even the elderly despised her. 240 00:09:25,300 --> 00:09:26,600 They did not want her food. 241 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:28,000 Some pretended they were dead 242 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:31,000 just so they could avoid Mindy's visit. 243 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,700 Oh, and a woman with a walker 244 00:09:33,700 --> 00:09:35,600 tried to run- fun, Justin- 245 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:37,200 with almost no use of her legs. 246 00:09:37,900 --> 00:09:40,800 Well, brace yourself because it gets worse. 247 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:41,600 Worse? 248 00:09:41,700 --> 00:09:43,100 How do you mean, worse? 249 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:45,800 She thinks you guys are in love. 250 00:09:46,300 --> 00:09:48,200 She had a shirtless dream about you. 251 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:50,000 You were on a horse. 252 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,700 That is ridiculous. I do not even ride. 253 00:09:51,700 --> 00:09:53,400 You shouldn't have led her on, dude. 254 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:55,100 I did no such thing. 255 00:09:55,100 --> 00:09:56,600 You signed her "petition. " 256 00:09:56,700 --> 00:09:58,300 You asked her to be your "partner. " 257 00:09:58,600 --> 00:09:59,800 Language partner. 258 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:03,600 Well, in our language, Raja, that sends a message. 259 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:05,200 I tried to warn you. 260 00:10:12,100 --> 00:10:13,300 I will fix this. 261 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,300 I will tell her quite simply 262 00:10:16,300 --> 00:10:19,700 "I am just not that into you. " 263 00:10:19,700 --> 00:10:21,300 Surely, she will understand. 264 00:10:21,300 --> 00:10:22,300 Books and feature films 265 00:10:22,300 --> 00:10:24,700 have been devoted to the subject, have they not? 266 00:10:24,700 --> 00:10:25,800 I tried to tell Raja 267 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:28,300 that words wouldn't work with a girl like Mindy. 268 00:10:28,300 --> 00:10:30,700 But Raja wouldn't listen to reason. 269 00:10:30,700 --> 00:10:34,100 And consequently, Mindy wouldn't listen him. 270 00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:37,300 Questo ristorante ?molto romantico> 271 00:10:37,300 --> 00:10:39,900 Credo che prender o it vitello. 272 00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:43,900 Preferirei che ristorante fosse mend romantico. 273 00:10:43,900 --> 00:10:45,700 Credo che prendero 274 00:10:45,700 --> 00:10:50,500 i manicotti e una piccola insalataella casa. 275 00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:53,300 I manicotti mi sembrano perfetti, 276 00:10:53,300 --> 00:10:55,800 vista che ci stiamo inmorando. 277 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:57,900 Non ci stiamo innamorando, 278 00:10:57,900 --> 00:11:00,900 siamo solo amici ed ora ordiner o del pollo. 279 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:04,800 Bravissima. 280 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,100 Notice, class, how fluid their exchange was. 281 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,100 How natural... 282 00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:09,700 Ti amo, Raja. 283 00:11:09,700 --> 00:11:11,500 And I don't care who knows it. 284 00:11:12,500 --> 00:11:13,600 I love him. 285 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:15,600 Oh, it's... 286 00:11:16,900 --> 00:11:19,700 Mindy, I think there has been some confusion. 287 00:11:19,700 --> 00:11:21,000 It could be cultural, 288 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:23,400 since I am from Pakistan and you are from Medora. 289 00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:25,500 Or it could be generational 290 00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:28,100 since am a junior and you are a sophomore. 291 00:11:28,100 --> 00:11:30,000 We like each other, don't we, Raja? 292 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:30,800 Sort of, but... 293 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:32,500 No "buts" then, Raja. 294 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:34,000 Let's not have "buts. " 295 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,700 But I have a "but," Mindy. 296 00:11:36,100 --> 00:11:37,800 And it is a big "but. " 297 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:39,600 The truth is, 298 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:41,400 you are not the girl for me. 299 00:11:42,300 --> 00:11:43,200 I'm not? 300 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:45,800 How come? 301 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:48,100 This was the crucial moment. 302 00:11:48,100 --> 00:11:50,800 Raja needed to crush Mindy like a bug. 303 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:53,000 Tell her that he refused to spend another day 304 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,500 as a prisoner to her nonstop chatter. 305 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:58,900 State point blank that he's just not into her. 306 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:01,700 But instead, Raja wussed. 307 00:12:01,700 --> 00:12:02,900 Because I am Muslim. 308 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:06,500 I... am... Muslim. Yes. 309 00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:07,400 And you are not. 310 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:09,900 So, you see, our religious differences have 311 00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:13,200 created an insurmountable obstacle, 312 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:14,700 that to be quite frankly is... 313 00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:16,400 Insurmountable? Precisely right. 314 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:17,500 So it's not me. 315 00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:19,300 Oh, no. God, no. 316 00:12:19,300 --> 00:12:20,700 You are so... 317 00:12:20,700 --> 00:12:22,100 unique. 318 00:12:22,100 --> 00:12:24,200 It is just, you know. 319 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:25,500 Muslim. Hello. 320 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:26,900 Right. 321 00:12:27,700 --> 00:12:28,700 Got it. 322 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:33,000 Raja? 323 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,000 I want you to know I respect you even more 324 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,400 for your deep-seated values 325 00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:40,500 and your puppetlike devotion to your faith. 326 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:41,800 Thank you. 327 00:12:43,700 --> 00:12:46,800 Raja felt a huge sense of accomplishment. 328 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,800 He had dealt with Mindy his way. 329 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:51,200 And he hadn't come off like a jerk while doing it. 330 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:53,200 Unlike someone else we knew... 331 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:54,800 Well, forgive me, Gary, 332 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:56,400 if I'm not doing back flips 333 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:57,900 over going to our favorite restaurant 334 00:12:57,900 --> 00:12:59,600 with Mr. Molesterburg. 335 00:12:59,900 --> 00:13:01,799 Mr. and Mrs. Molesterburg, Franny. 336 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:03,400 They're a married couple, remember? Gary, 337 00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:06,400 people in this town don't know all the details. 338 00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:08,800 All they know is that he's a convicted sex offender. 339 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:11,200 "And, oh, look, the Tolchucks are out to dinner with him. " 340 00:13:11,922 --> 00:13:12,403 Gary, 341 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,900 people are going to think we condone this sort of thing. 342 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,400 What sort of thing? 343 00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:17,800 Premarital sex? 344 00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:20,100 He's a rapist, Gary. 345 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,700 Oh, come on, Franny. 346 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:22,900 He is not. 347 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,800 Technically, he is. 348 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:25,900 Ugh. 349 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,200 Okay. 350 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:30,700 We are supposed to be there in 15 minutes. 351 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:32,800 So what do you want to do? 352 00:13:37,232 --> 00:13:38,595 They got real good focaccia. 353 00:13:38,605 --> 00:13:40,200 Grab my coat. Mm-hmm. Okay. 354 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:43,400 Your party's already seated. 355 00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:45,100 Straight through, to the round table, see? 356 00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:49,500 You monster. 357 00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:51,000 Uh, just having dinner. Thanks. 358 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,500 Yeah, get out of our neighborhood 359 00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:54,900 and stay away from our children. 360 00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:03,600 Oh... 361 00:14:04,003 --> 00:14:04,767 So, 362 00:14:04,787 --> 00:14:06,500 should we order up some appetizers? 363 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:07,900 They have calamari. 364 00:14:07,900 --> 00:14:09,400 Oh, that's my fave. I know. 365 00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:11,400 I'm sorry, but I can't believe 366 00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:13,400 you can just pretend that didn't happen. Franny... 367 00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:15,700 What are you gonna do? 368 00:14:15,700 --> 00:14:17,300 Some people don't want to hear the whole story. 369 00:14:17,300 --> 00:14:19,700 Some people want to yell and scream and... 370 00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:23,000 waste a perfectly good glass of Chardonnay. 371 00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:27,900 Chicken looks good, hon. 372 00:14:28,959 --> 00:14:29,099 Sure. 373 00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:30,500 Let's have chicken. 374 00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:33,400 I guess some people are just made for each other, 375 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:35,100 and no amount of adversity 376 00:14:35,100 --> 00:14:38,100 will ever be able to keep them apart. 377 00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:41,100 She said she understood and then she went away. 378 00:14:41,100 --> 00:14:42,700 She went away? Just like that? 379 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:44,600 She didn't grab onto your ankle and cry? 380 00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:46,200 Stop trying to be part of the conversation. 381 00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:47,300 I'm not. 382 00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:49,600 No, she was really quite reasonable. 383 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:50,700 Well, you played the Muslim card. 384 00:14:50,700 --> 00:14:51,900 I mean, what could she say? 385 00:14:51,900 --> 00:14:53,600 I played the what? The Muslim card. 386 00:14:53,700 --> 00:14:55,600 And it sounds like you played it pretty well. 387 00:14:55,700 --> 00:14:57,000 I did not play a card. 388 00:14:57,100 --> 00:14:58,400 What I told her was true. 389 00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:00,100 My religion would strictly forbid 390 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,300 such a union. See? 391 00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:02,700 He's pretty good at it, right, guys? 392 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:04,100 Raja, there's nothing wrong 393 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:05,500 with playing the Muslim card. 394 00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:07,200 Stop saying that. 395 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:09,200 I did not play the Muslim card. 396 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,800 You're playing it right now. 397 00:15:10,900 --> 00:15:13,000 Oh, that is... 398 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,300 ...ridiculous. 399 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:19,300 What a freak show. 400 00:15:20,714 --> 00:15:21,658 Last night 401 00:15:22,078 --> 00:15:22,950 after Homework Club, 402 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,700 I found Allah. 403 00:15:24,700 --> 00:15:26,800 Really? Where was he? 404 00:15:26,900 --> 00:15:28,500 I'm like you now, Raja. 405 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:30,200 I believe what you believe. 406 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:33,000 And I'm the only Muslim girl within a 20-mile radius. 407 00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:34,700 I checked. 408 00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:37,800 Looks like Raja wasn't the only one 409 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:39,800 who knew how to play the Muslim card. 410 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:41,300 And to be honest? 411 00:15:41,300 --> 00:15:43,900 I'm not sure who played it better. 412 00:15:47,700 --> 00:15:49,800 "Muslim Mindy" seemed to be adjusting 413 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:51,103 to her new religion pretty well. 414 00:15:51,792 --> 00:15:54,400 Look at her. 415 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:55,814 She thinks dressing in this costume 416 00:15:55,854 --> 00:15:59,600 and shutting up a little suddenly makes her Muslim? 417 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:01,613 I think I'm sensing a little displaced anger here. 418 00:16:01,744 --> 00:16:03,344 Now, Raja, 419 00:16:03,344 --> 00:16:05,044 are you really mad at Muslim Mindy? 420 00:16:05,044 --> 00:16:08,644 Or are you mad at yourself for not being more direct? 421 00:16:08,744 --> 00:16:11,344 I think I am mad at Muslim Mindy. 422 00:16:11,344 --> 00:16:13,544 No. 423 00:16:13,544 --> 00:16:15,644 I'm not trying to sit with you, okay? 424 00:16:15,744 --> 00:16:17,744 The Italian teacher wants Raja. 425 00:16:22,344 --> 00:16:24,744 I can't help but feel partly responsible, 426 00:16:24,844 --> 00:16:26,744 since my class is where they met. 427 00:16:26,744 --> 00:16:28,344 And fell in love. 428 00:16:28,444 --> 00:16:30,244 We are not in love. Italian 429 00:16:30,244 --> 00:16:32,744 is a language filled with passion. 430 00:16:32,744 --> 00:16:34,644 Yeah, well, if Mindy wanted to convert to Italian, 431 00:16:34,644 --> 00:16:35,944 that would have been fine. 432 00:16:36,044 --> 00:16:37,644 Muslim, not so much. 433 00:16:37,744 --> 00:16:41,844 So, Raja, I guess what the parents are asking here is... 434 00:16:41,944 --> 00:16:43,244 Will you release our daughter 435 00:16:43,244 --> 00:16:46,244 from your Svengali-like grip? 436 00:16:46,244 --> 00:16:48,244 Weinblaus, 437 00:16:48,244 --> 00:16:49,744 Signora Quercioli, 438 00:16:49,744 --> 00:16:51,144 I assure you: 439 00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:53,644 I have nothing to do with this masquerade 440 00:16:53,644 --> 00:16:56,144 nor do I condone someone converting to Islam 441 00:16:56,144 --> 00:16:58,644 based solely on a high school crush. 442 00:16:58,644 --> 00:16:59,844 Mindy, did you hear that? 443 00:16:59,844 --> 00:17:01,144 Even the Muslim boy thinks 444 00:17:01,244 --> 00:17:03,544 that people shouldn't go around converting to Muslim. 445 00:17:03,544 --> 00:17:05,344 Islam and that is not what I said. 446 00:17:05,444 --> 00:17:07,044 Mindy could convert to Islam. 447 00:17:07,044 --> 00:17:09,344 I'm simply saying I do not think she has. 448 00:17:09,444 --> 00:17:10,844 It requires some knowledge. 449 00:17:10,944 --> 00:17:12,444 Of the Shahada, for example. 450 00:17:12,444 --> 00:17:14,544 Well, I'm sure Mindy doesn't know anything about that. 451 00:17:14,644 --> 00:17:16,144 It is a declaration one makes 452 00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:17,244 that says... "There is 453 00:17:17,344 --> 00:17:18,544 "no God but Allah 454 00:17:18,544 --> 00:17:20,244 and Muhammad is the messenger of God. " 455 00:17:22,244 --> 00:17:25,444 That is basically it, yes. 456 00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:26,644 So what? 457 00:17:26,744 --> 00:17:28,144 Is she a Muslim now? 458 00:17:28,144 --> 00:17:31,144 Well... technically. 459 00:17:31,144 --> 00:17:34,144 Man, I am really surprised she knew that one. 460 00:17:35,644 --> 00:17:37,444 Oh. 461 00:17:39,444 --> 00:17:44,344 Meanwhile, my mom had come to a little epiphany of her own. 462 00:17:44,344 --> 00:17:46,244 She felt bad about what happened 463 00:17:46,244 --> 00:17:47,844 to Ted in the restaurant 464 00:17:47,844 --> 00:17:51,044 and vowed to be less judgmental than the rest of Medora. 465 00:17:51,044 --> 00:17:54,144 My mom had touched Mr. Becker. 466 00:17:54,244 --> 00:17:56,344 But in an appropriate way. 467 00:17:56,444 --> 00:17:59,344 And she had one more surprise waiting when we got home 468 00:17:59,344 --> 00:18:00,444 from school. 469 00:18:00,544 --> 00:18:02,044 Oh, my gosh, Raja. 470 00:18:02,044 --> 00:18:03,644 You have a visitor. 471 00:18:03,644 --> 00:18:05,244 A lovely Muslim girl. 472 00:18:05,344 --> 00:18:06,944 At least I think she's lovely 473 00:18:06,944 --> 00:18:08,844 she's wrapped up like a burrito, but still. 474 00:18:08,944 --> 00:18:10,844 A girl for you. Look. 475 00:18:12,744 --> 00:18:14,044 I'll be in my room. 476 00:18:14,044 --> 00:18:15,644 Justin, please do not leave me. 477 00:18:15,644 --> 00:18:17,844 Raja, sorry. 478 00:18:17,844 --> 00:18:19,844 This is on you. 479 00:18:21,844 --> 00:18:23,844 Do what you should have done from the start. 480 00:18:23,844 --> 00:18:26,944 Raja had never broken up with a girl, 481 00:18:27,044 --> 00:18:29,144 especially a girl that wasn't his girlfriend. 482 00:18:29,244 --> 00:18:31,144 But now he would do something 483 00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:33,144 that wasn't against his religion... 484 00:18:33,244 --> 00:18:35,444 but was totally against his nature. 485 00:18:35,444 --> 00:18:37,944 He would be the jerk. 486 00:18:37,944 --> 00:18:39,144 Raja. 487 00:18:39,144 --> 00:18:40,244 Oh, my God, Raja. 488 00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:41,644 I wanted to apologize for my parents. 489 00:18:41,744 --> 00:18:42,944 They were so out of line. 490 00:18:42,944 --> 00:18:44,044 I want you to know 491 00:18:44,144 --> 00:18:45,944 that I will never let them keep us apart. 492 00:18:45,944 --> 00:18:48,144 I did this for us, so we can be together... 493 00:18:48,144 --> 00:18:49,444 Weinblau. 494 00:18:49,444 --> 00:18:51,444 Outside, now. 495 00:18:54,544 --> 00:18:57,644 Just because someone adopts the same faith as you, 496 00:18:57,644 --> 00:18:59,844 it does not mean you like them more. 497 00:18:59,844 --> 00:19:02,244 In fact, it might even mean you like them less. 498 00:19:02,244 --> 00:19:03,644 Raja, what are you saying? 499 00:19:03,744 --> 00:19:05,744 I am not into you, Mindy. 500 00:19:05,744 --> 00:19:07,544 And I never will be. 501 00:19:07,544 --> 00:19:09,444 In fact, I find you intolerable. 502 00:19:09,444 --> 00:19:11,544 Things between us are over. 503 00:19:11,644 --> 00:19:13,544 They never started, but now they are finished. 504 00:19:13,644 --> 00:19:14,744 And you will soave 505 00:19:14,744 --> 00:19:16,444 to find yourself a new Italian partner. 506 00:19:16,444 --> 00:19:18,044 Ciao. 507 00:19:18,144 --> 00:19:19,444 Ciao? 508 00:19:19,444 --> 00:19:20,644 Ciao?! 509 00:19:20,744 --> 00:19:22,644 After everything I've done for you? 510 00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:24,144 At that moment, 511 00:19:24,144 --> 00:19:26,144 Mindy may not have been a convincing Muslim... 512 00:19:26,244 --> 00:19:28,944 but she seemed to have the Jewish guilt thing down. 513 00:19:29,044 --> 00:19:30,844 Whoa. 514 00:19:30,844 --> 00:19:32,344 What's with the Nation of Islam 515 00:19:32,444 --> 00:19:33,444 on your porch there? 516 00:19:33,444 --> 00:19:35,044 Oh, that's Raja. He lives with us. 517 00:19:35,044 --> 00:19:36,244 He's our foreign exchange student. 518 00:19:36,344 --> 00:19:37,844 Seriously? Yeah, why? 519 00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:39,844 I don't know, I just kinda wish we knew 520 00:19:39,844 --> 00:19:41,644 that one of those people was in the neighborhood 521 00:19:41,744 --> 00:19:42,744 before we bought the house. 522 00:19:42,744 --> 00:19:44,344 What?! Well, 523 00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:46,344 not exactly the kind of thing you want in your community, 524 00:19:46,444 --> 00:19:48,444 you know what I'm saying? Oh, you gotta be kidding. 525 00:19:48,444 --> 00:19:49,944 This coming from the rapist? 526 00:19:49,944 --> 00:19:52,444 Oh, here we go. 527 00:19:52,444 --> 00:19:54,444 Was it my imagination? 528 00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:58,444 Or had our new neighbor just played the Muslim card, too? 529 00:19:58,444 --> 00:20:02,044 The truth is, we all play the cards we've been dealt. 530 00:20:02,144 --> 00:20:04,744 Muslim. Father. 531 00:20:04,744 --> 00:20:06,344 Dork. 532 00:20:06,444 --> 00:20:08,344 And on those rare occasions 533 00:20:08,444 --> 00:20:09,944 when you pull a wild card, 534 00:20:10,044 --> 00:20:13,444 like Mental Mindy or Mr. Molesterburg? 535 00:20:13,444 --> 00:20:15,359 Well, I guess that's part of 536 00:20:15,459 --> 00:20:18,987 what makes the game a challenge, right? 537 00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:20,400 破烂熊字幕组 -==http://www.ragbear.com==- 欢迎加入