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Shh! Don't wake up Fry.
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Shh! My roommate's sleeping!
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Wake up already!
Huh?
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I'm about to get down
and funky with this Ladybot,
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and I'd appreciate it
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if as many people as possible
could know about it.
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Now can we get some privacy?!
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Aw, yeah! Back it on up.
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♪ Hambone, hambone! ♪
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♪ Hambone! ♪
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Okay, hambone break's over.
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Back to the bedroom!
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♪ Hambone, hambone! ♪
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♪ Hambone! ♪
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Wake up and feel the coffee!
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Oh, no, I'm late for work again!
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Sorry I'm late.
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Well, well, well.
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Look who decided to show up.
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I've had it
with your tardiness, Fry.
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I expect you to arrive the same
time as everyone else.
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Well, wait a second.
Leela's not here yet.
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She left a while ago.
She said some idiot
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was taking her to lunch
for her birthday.
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Oh, no, I'm late!
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Since you got stood up,
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I thought this might
cheer you up a notch.
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That's not necessary.
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♪ What day is today? ♪
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♪ It's Leela's birthday ♪
Please stop.
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♪ What a day for a birthday ♪
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I really would like you
to stop singing.
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♪ Let's all have some cake! ♪
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You want to buy a slice
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of birthday cake
for $11.95?
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Yes, please.
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Sorry I'm late.
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Sorry I'm late.
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Where have you...?!
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Uh! It's fine.
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You're not mad?
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I was. But then I realized
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it's actually my fault
for thinking
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you might be on time for once.
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Anyhow, I ate both our lunches.
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You ordered the lobster pileup.
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It wasn't cheap.
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Please, let me
make it up to you.
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I'll treat you to a fancy
birthday dinner tonight
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at Cavern on the Green.
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Wow, that'll be
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the nicest place I've
ever been stood up.
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Not this time.
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No matter what happens,
I swear I'll be there.
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Guys, guys!
Hedonismbot
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is finally gonna settle down
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and marry a nice house
in the suburbs!
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But tonight, he's having
the girls gone wildest
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bachelor party of all time!
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Whoo-who-who...
cares?
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I'm having dinner with Leela.
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Just go to your
stupid party.
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We can have dinner on my
birthday some other year.
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No! I can throw up
on a stripper anytime.
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Tonight, I want
to not throw up...
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On you.
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Really?
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Your loss.
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Hey, Professor,
you're my wingman!
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Very well.
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Cubert, fetch
my drinking teeth.
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I just have to sign
Leela's birthday card.
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How do you spell "XO"?
Guh!
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It's a record-your-own-message
card.
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You don't sign it. You leave
a nude video greeting.
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Does it have to be nude?
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I guess not.
That never occurred to me.
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If I leave now, record a
birthday greeting on the way,
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score some fancy cologne
at the newsstand,
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I'll be exactly on time.
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You're not going anywhere!
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But I have a date.
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You were late this morning,
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so you have to stay and test
my latest invention!
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Behold!
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A time-traveling machine!
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Time? I can't go
back there!
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Ah, but this time machine
only goes forward in time!
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That way you can't accidentally
change history
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or do something disgusting, like
sleep with your own grandmother.
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I wouldn't want
to do that again.
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We're going to test it
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by going forward
in time one minute.
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Get in.
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Okay, hurry. Let's get
it over with.
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I can record Leela's
birthday card
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while we're in there.
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Happy Birthday, Leela!
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I'm really sorry I'm gonna be
one minute late,
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'cause we're testing
the Professor's
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dumb time machine, but...
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Okay, I'll just nudge us forward
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exactly one minute into the...
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Whoa!
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My card!
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Did we go too far?!
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What time is it?!
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The year 10,000.
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Oh, dear.
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I mean, oh, my.
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The year 10,000?!
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But I promised Leela
I'd be on time for dinner!
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Relax, Fry.
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Everyone we ever knew
died thousands of years ago.
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Everyone we ever knew?
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Ah, I never liked those guys.
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No! They did it!
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They blew it up!
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And then the apes blew up
their society, too!
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How could this happen?!
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And then the birds took over
and ruined their society!
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And the cows, and then...
I don't know.
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Is that a slug maybe?
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No...!
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CAVERN ON THE GREEN
THE YEAR 3010
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While you await your "friend,"
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allow me to read
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from a prepared history
of our cavern.
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These unique
rock formations were created
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over millions of years
by mineral-rich water
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dripping from pores
in the ceiling.
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Dripping and dripping,
year upon year,
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Century upon century...
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♪ What day is today? ♪
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Hey, aren't you
the loser who got stood up
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at my other restaurant?
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Just shut up and
bring me two dinners.
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Has anyone seen Fry's ass?
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It's late for a date
with my boot.
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Fry's not here.
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Obviously, he went
to that pervert party
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with Bender
and the Professor.
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Fry went to the party?
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We interrupt Hypnotoad On Ice
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to bring you breaking coverage
of the disaster
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at Hedonismbot's bachelor party.
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Linda, what began as innocent
fun ended in tragedy tonight
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when a nuclear-powered
robot stripper
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suffered a catastrophic
reactor meltdown.
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There is only one survivor.
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Everywhere I looked,
there were piles of bodies.
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And then the explosion struck.
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The three co-workers I liked
are all dead!
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Fry stood me up and died?!
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I'm so angry!
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I mean, I'm so sad!
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But-but I'm still pretty angry!
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But also sad.
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Can I be both?
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It's what he'd want.
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Then that's what I am!
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Hi-ya!
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Man, the future
is a total craphole,
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and whoever lives here
is a crap-faced sack of crap!
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No offense, fellas.
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Don't sweat it, man.
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I'll never see Leela again.
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No, without a backwards
time machine,
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we're stuck in this craphole.
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Dude, give it a rest.
Hold on.
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I've got it!
We can't go back in time,
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but we can keep going forward
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until people invent
the backwards time machine.
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And then
we can go home.
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Hit it.
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♪ In the year 105105 ♪
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♪ If man is still alive ♪
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♪ If robot can survive ♪
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♪ They may find... ♪
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♪ In the year 252525 ♪
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♪ The backwards time machine
still won't have arrived ♪
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♪ In all the world,
there's only one technology ♪
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♪ A rusty sword
for practicing proctology ♪
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♪ In a future year
that ends with 20 ♪
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♪ A shlubby merman's
gonna try to get chummy ♪
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♪ He may look like
a watery wimp ♪
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♪ When in fact
he's a bloodthirsty shrimp! ♪
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♪ In the year one million
and a half ♪
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♪ Humankind is enslaved
by giraffe ♪
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♪ Man must pay
for all his misdeeds ♪
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♪ When the treetops
are stripped of their leaves ♪
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♪ Whoa-oa-oa. ♪
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Sometimes I can't believe
how successful
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Planet Express became
once the Professor was killed
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and you seized control.
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There were tough times,
but we all pulled together.
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I've been crunching the numbers
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on our trans-galactic
strategy...
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What are you doing here?
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I laid you off 20 years ago.
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Woop-woop-woop-woo...
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Oh, the claws can't flee
like they used to.
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Success is nice,
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but I do kind of miss
the old days.
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Hey, Leels.
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Hi, Cubert.
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May we help you,
strange ones?
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We are travelers from the past,
my good runt.
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I see.
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Since your time, human
evolution has diverged.
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There are we... advanced in
intellect and morality...
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And the Dumblocks...
stupid, vicious brutes
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who live underground.
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Advanced in intellect, you say?
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Have you invented a
backwards time machine?
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No, but if we apply
our superior minds,
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we could perfect such a
device within five years.
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See you then!
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We're back
for our time machine!
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Yoo-hoo, boys!
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What's this era in
human history like?
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The machines...
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We built them to make
our lives easier,
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but they rebelled.
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They won't stop
until every human is dead.
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This seems like a nice future.
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Let's just stay here.
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We could settle down
on that mountain of skulls.
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Hey! That place had
a gorgeous view
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of Blood Lake!
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Greetings, time travelers.
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Stupid jerks!
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Wouldn't let me stay
in the good future.
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How did you know
we're time travelers?
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We, too, study
the time travel enigma.
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We have perfected a
method using negative-mass
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neutrino fields that allows us
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to travel backwards in time.
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My name's Hubert.
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All right!
We can go home!
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All right!
We can go...
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We can talk of our research
tomorrow.
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Men are very rare
in our society.
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Even very old and
stupid males are prized.
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Tonight, please be the guests of
honor at our fertility banquet.
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Well, there's certainly no harm
in a fertility banquet.
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I could eat.
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And fertilize.
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Very well.
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Let us anoint our guests in
oil without using our hands.
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Oh, so we can stay
in the future you like,
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but not the future I like?
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Next!
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No!
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I was about to close the deal!
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Bender, they had
a backwards time machine!
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The other place had a lot
of good things, too!
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Did you even see
that mountain of skulls?
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Why, you!
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Oh, no, you didn't.
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Stop!
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Somewhere, some time,
Leela is waiting for me.
264
00:12:41,508 --> 00:12:43,876
We need to keep looking
for a backwards time machine.
265
00:12:43,944 --> 00:12:45,178
Fry's right.
266
00:12:45,245 --> 00:12:47,180
Yes. We have to
work together,
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not have this fight,
268
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which I was definitely winning.
269
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The year one billion.
270
00:12:54,454 --> 00:12:57,390
I've got a feeling this could be
exactly the point in time
271
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we've been looking for!
272
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Nope.
273
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In fact, all life is extinct.
274
00:13:09,236 --> 00:13:10,369
So let's keep going forward.
275
00:13:10,437 --> 00:13:11,938
Oh, it's no use.
276
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Earth is dead.
277
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This is the end of all things.
278
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The Cavern on the Green.
279
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I made it, Leela.
280
00:13:41,935 --> 00:13:44,237
Sorry I'm a billion years late.
281
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DEAR FRY
282
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You'll get your
alimony check, Cubert.
283
00:13:58,137 --> 00:13:59,538
Now get lost!
284
00:13:59,605 --> 00:14:00,906
Chill out.
285
00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:02,941
I'm just here to see Amy.
286
00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,910
Move it, boy toy.
287
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:07,346
Granny's taking you
to Atlantic City.
288
00:14:10,049 --> 00:14:13,051
I don't know why you ever
married that pig-nosed punk.
289
00:14:13,119 --> 00:14:14,553
I don't know, either.
290
00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:15,954
I'm married to the job now.
291
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:18,357
I used to think
there was someone for me, but...
292
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How odd.
293
00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:22,661
It's one of those old
294
00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:24,730
record-your-own-message
birthday cards.
295
00:14:26,265 --> 00:14:27,933
Happy Birthday, Leela!
296
00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:29,901
I'm really sorry
I'm gonna be one minute late,
297
00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:31,670
'cause we're testing the
Professor's dumb time machine...
298
00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:33,505
Okay, I'll just
nudge us forward...
299
00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:35,574
But, uh, you know, um, happy
birthday and all, and, uh...
300
00:14:35,641 --> 00:14:36,942
Exactly one minute into the...
301
00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:38,577
I love you.
Whoa!
302
00:14:38,644 --> 00:14:39,745
My card!
303
00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:48,053
My whole life I've been mad
at him, and it wasn't his fault.
304
00:15:35,973 --> 00:15:40,735
Dear Fry, our time together was short
but it was the best time of my life.
305
00:15:47,146 --> 00:15:49,848
You know, all in all,
I had a good life.
306
00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:51,950
What do you say
the three of us grab a six-pack
307
00:15:52,018 --> 00:15:53,485
and watch the universe end?
308
00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:54,920
Hear! Hear!
309
00:15:54,987 --> 00:15:57,823
That's basically
what I do every day.
310
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,893
To the end of the universe!
311
00:16:15,741 --> 00:16:17,142
So long, Earth.
312
00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:19,144
Thanks for the air and whatnot.
313
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:31,056
Hey, uh, what was the purpose
of life, anyway?
314
00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:32,891
Who knows.
315
00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:35,827
Probably some hogwash
about the human spirit.
316
00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:37,062
Mm-hmm.
Sounds
about right.
317
00:16:39,565 --> 00:16:42,367
The stars are receding.
318
00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:44,636
Oh, the vast emptiness!
319
00:16:46,472 --> 00:16:49,608
Yeah, yeah, I can take a hint.
320
00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:57,149
The last proton should be
decaying about now.
321
00:16:57,216 --> 00:16:58,583
Bye, last proton.
322
00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:01,119
And... here we are.
323
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:03,755
The end of the universe.
324
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,063
Well, now what?
325
00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:13,598
You guys want to talk?
326
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,133
No, thanks.
327
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:19,337
Did anyone else see that?!
328
00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:20,672
Unbelievable!
329
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:22,974
It's a second big bang!
330
00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:31,883
My God, is it possible?
331
00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:33,785
It must be possible.
It's happening.
332
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:35,921
By the way, what's happening?
333
00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:38,690
It appears this universe
is exactly identical
334
00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:40,525
to the old one.
335
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:44,362
If so, we just need
to keep going forward in time
336
00:17:44,430 --> 00:17:46,364
to the point when we left!
337
00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:52,837
The Earth is born!
338
00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:02,180
Ladies and gentlemen, the moon!
339
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:05,050
Look. The first fish
to crawl up on land.
340
00:18:05,117 --> 00:18:07,452
It was coming right at us!
341
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:08,887
You saw it.
342
00:18:08,955 --> 00:18:10,989
I'm gonna grab another beer.
343
00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:13,892
Fry, Fry, you're
missing the dinosaurs!
344
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,695
It's okay. They're not
going anywhere.
345
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,396
Where'd they go?
346
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:28,073
Now, what's going on there?
347
00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:29,608
History.
348
00:18:29,675 --> 00:18:31,710
Hang on. I just want
to make one stop.
349
00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:39,050
Betrachten sie meinen
schnurrbart!
350
00:18:57,169 --> 00:18:59,871
Easy. Easy.
351
00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:01,740
Taking her in for a landing.
352
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:03,608
One year to go.
353
00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:05,010
Six months.
354
00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:06,745
I'm almost there, Leela.
355
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:08,880
One month...
two weeks...
356
00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:10,348
One hour...
357
00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:12,017
30 seconds...
358
00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:14,419
And here we...
359
00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:18,323
Stop!
Give me the keys, Magoo!
360
00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:25,730
We'll have to bring her
around again.
361
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:38,977
Just slow it down. I'll shoot
Hitler out the window.
362
00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:43,648
Darn! I hit Eleanor
Roosevelt by mistake.
363
00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:46,551
Okay, nearing our era again.
364
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:48,520
Here we go.
365
00:19:48,587 --> 00:19:50,889
Careful this time.
366
00:19:50,956 --> 00:19:52,991
Careful.
367
00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:54,592
We're going to test it
368
00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:56,795
by going forward
in time one minute.
369
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,430
Get in.
370
00:19:58,497 --> 00:20:00,231
Okay. Hurry.
Let's get it over with.
371
00:20:03,669 --> 00:20:07,405
This new universe is about
ten feet lower than our old one.
372
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:13,178
Pow! We took care of
the time travel paradox.
373
00:20:13,245 --> 00:20:14,612
All right!
Hooray!
374
00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:18,350
Uh-oh. I'm late
for dinner with Leela.
375
00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:23,421
Welcome to Cavern on the Green.
376
00:20:23,489 --> 00:20:25,724
May I offer you some meat loaf
while you wait?
377
00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:28,026
Sorry I'm late!
378
00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:31,162
Actually, you're
on time.
Really?
379
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,998
I have to admit, I was
afraid you wouldn't make it.
380
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,834
That was the old Fry.
381
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:38,069
He's dead now.
382
00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:41,473
Happy Birthday, Leela.
383
00:20:41,540 --> 00:20:44,042
I got you a card, but I
guess I kind of lost it.
384
00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:46,644
That's okay.
I don't really like cards.
385
00:20:46,712 --> 00:20:49,681
What I'll remember
is our time together.
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