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The play of the year has to be
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{pos(192,210)}Eric Bruntlett's unassisted
triple play to beat the mets.
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{pos(192,210)}I don't know how many times that's
happened, but I bet it's rare.
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Yeah. Why would you know how
many times that happened?
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It's not like you have your own
sports talk radio show or anything.
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This guy's terrible.
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I know. That's why we're firing him.
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You the best, baby.
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Wait. Curtis, if you're firing him, are
you gonna be looking for someone else?
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That's the plan.
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Is there any way I could
be considered for that job?
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Sure.
How you set for magic beans?
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What do I have to do to get this job?
Do I have to interview?
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Do I have to fill out an application?
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Would it help if I told
people I was 1/16 apache?
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You know, it's such a long shot.
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They got a lot of professional
guys comin' in here for this job.
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It was also a long shot when I jumped
from the second-story balcony
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into the motel pool,
and if you rember, I almost made it.
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Let's wrap this up.
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OK, look. You have to cut a demo,
submit it to the station manager.
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Then you'd have to hope that anyone
with more experience doesn't apply.
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What if I happen to know
a great sound engineer
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who's been my best friend since high
school? Could he help me cut a demo?
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Gary, I can't do it, OK? I mean, you're
supposed to be paintin' this place.
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What if I had photographs
of this best friend sound engineer
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wearing nothing but a pointy Madonna Bra
and making out with a chick
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with an Adam's Apple who's holding
his magic beans and stalk?
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Gary Brooks demo, take one.
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I'm ¨Gary Brooks, and this isthe score.
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-= 203 =-
" Gary's Demo"
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VO By : ¤Subs-Addicts"
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{pos(192,210)}OK, Tim from Oxnard,
the longest field-goal record
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{pos(192,210)}is shared between
Jason Elam and Tom Dempsey,
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{pos(192,210)}but we got to agree the record really
belongs to Tom Dempsey. Am I right?
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{pos(192,210)}No. Dempsey deserves an asterisk,
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{pos(192,210)}because the half shoe gave
him an unfair advantage.
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{pos(192,210)}Tim, follow me on this.
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He was wearing half a shoe
because he only had half a foot, OK.
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And not the good half with the toes,
you Dummy. Listen,
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{pos(192,230)}Listen, Tim from Oxnard,
why don't you
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{pos(192,230)}and the people of your fine city
get together and do something important,
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{pos(192,230)}like get a better name
for your town than Oxnard.
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{pos(192,230)}I'm Gary Brooks,
and that'sthe score.
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All right.
That's a wrap.
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{pos(192,230)}What's your beef with Oxnard, man?
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{pos(192,230)}Nothing.
Just a stupid name.
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{pos(192,210)}We judging things by their names now...
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{pos(192,210)}Gary Merril Brooks?
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{pos(192,210)}It's a family name,
and aunt merril is a wonderful woman.
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{pos(192,210)}I'd say you cut yourself a pretty good
little demo here, man. I'm impressed.
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{pos(192,210)}Just do me a favor. Don't get your
hopes up. Sasha's a tough customer.
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{pos(192,210)}Hey, all I ask is
that she puts me in the mix,
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{pos(192,210)}and that is why I am sweetening the pot
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with a coupon
for the number 2 meal at burgeroos.
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{pos(192,210)}Wait a minute.
Sasha is a woman who drives a BMW
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{pos(192,210)}and gets a radio station
for a birthday present.
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{pos(192,210)}She's not gonna listen to your demo
cause you gave her a coupn for a burger.
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{pos(192,210)}- I got one for you, too.
- Snap. Let's go right now.
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Other interesting facts about Oxnard...
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It's the largest producer
of Strawberries in California,
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it's the only deep-water
port north of long beach,
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and it's the only city on the west
coast that contains the word "nard."
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We got a problem.
Tom was threatened by a boy at school.
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Oh, my gosh.
Tommy, what happened?
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I was at my slocker,
and this guy came up to me,
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and he told me he was gonna kick
my butt tomorrow after lunch.
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- Who is this little punk?
- Dylan Mccormick, and he not so little.
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I heard he got in
a fight with seventh grade.
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- In seventh grade.
- No, withseventh grade.
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OK, Tom, it's clear you're gonna
have to send this kid a message.
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You're gonna need,
about 4 feet of P.V.C. Pipe,
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a can of hair spray,
a cigarette lighter, and a potato.
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And a ticket stub to a movie you
were at when all this went down.
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Mitch, could you and louise excuse
us for a second so we can talk to Tom?
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Yeah, sure.
Hey, Louise, you like Strawberries?
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How'bout deep-water ports?
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I'm not going to oxnard with you,
uncle Mitch.
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OK. Tommy, you think you
can take this guy or what?.
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I'm sorry.
Tom is not fighting anyone.
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This school has a zero tolerance
policy when it comes to bullying.
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We'll bring it to the principal's. We'll
arrange a conference with Dylan parents.
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I told Tommy he could stay home till we
got this whole thing straightened out.
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Sure. He'll just stay home from school,
and then when he goes back to school,
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you can meet him for lunch
and breast-feed him in the cafeteria.
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Look, I'm not proud of this, but I beat
up my fair share of kids in school.
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A lot of those kids were just like Tom,
kids that,
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just by lookin' at 'em, you knew they
weren't gonna give you any trouble.
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Here's the bottom line.
By not goin' to school,
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you send the bully a message
he can just keep pickin'on Tom.
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Tom, you gotta go back to school.
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All right, but when he needs braces,
you're paying for them.
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- Nothing's gonna happen to his teeth.
- I was talking about his legs.
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God, I Miss the days when you'd spell
things out so I wouldn't understand.
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Honey, it was just that your father
couldn't understand them either.
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Tom, let's go out in the yard.
I'm gonna show you some moves.
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You mean like, like, like how to punch?
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No, like how to curl up in the fetal
position and protect your Oxnards.
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So I know I'm new here,
but my goal
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is to make KPPQ
a really great place to come to work.
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We're really just gonna
be one big happy family.
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Does that sound good, Henry?
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I'm Chris.
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Really?
'cause you look just like Henry.
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I'm Henry.
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OK. Good meeting.
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You know what?
I have to give her my demo.
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I'll, just hand it to her.
Hey, you know what?
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I should mail it to her.
That's easier.
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- You're gonna mail it to right here?
- Right.
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How are you gonna address it?
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"This station, exactly
where we are, California"?
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Now get over there.
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Hi, Ms. Warden.
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Look, sorry to bother you. But,
OK I have to... I have to tell you this.
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Ever since I was a little kid
I had a dream of having my sports
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talk radio show,
and a little birdie told me
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you guys were lookin'
for someone, so i...
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I made a demo.
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OK, well...
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Can't wait.
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I'll... I'll listen to it as soon
as I get a moment.
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And I recommend after you listen
to that, you have a number two.
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That'd make a lot more sense when you
see the coupon inside the envelope.
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You're never gonna guess
what happened with the fight.
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You did the fetal position.
It's like trying to kick a turtle.
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I'll get you some ice for your back.
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No, dad, Dylan never showed.
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I waited for him behind the cafeteria
after lunch. He never showed.
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That's fantastic, Tommy.
A forfeit is as good as a win.
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You can put that on your trophy case
with all your participant Ribbons.
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See, you didn't back down,
and the bully never showed.
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He's Tommy the tough guy now?
What do you think?
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That's right.
Kids respect me now,
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except for the ones who caught me
in the bathroom puking with relief.
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What do you think of your brother now?
You proud of him, Louise?
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Dylan didn't run away because of Tom.
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Louise got to him first.
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Louise. But Louise doesn't fight.
I mean, even when we play, like,
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rock'em sock'em robots,
she won't push the buttons.
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Her fighter just stands
there in silent protest.
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Well, apparently Dylan was sitting
at a table, having lunch
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when Louise came up from behind him
and whispered something in his ear.
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And according to a kid who was there,
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Dylan's face kind of sagged,
he looked really depressed,
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and he got up, and he went home.
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Well, what on earth did she say?
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Tell why don't you tell him, Louise?
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Oh, my god.
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I'm gonna get a fruit roll-up.
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That is the scariest thing
I've heard since you said, "i do."
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Or where you said, "yeah.
That's the whole thing.
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Anyway, Gary, the principal wants
to sit down with us and Louise.
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Oh, my gosh.
That is really awful.
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Where did she learn to break
a man's spirit like that?
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Thank you so much for coming in. It was
great to meet you. I'll let you know.
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That's like, the 18th
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deejay hat she's interviewed.
You think she's listened to my demo yet?
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See? I told you not
to get your hopes up.
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I told you that it was not gonna work.
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- Gary, could I see you for a second?
- I always believed in you, man.
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Hi.
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No matter what you're about
to say, I just wanna say thank you.
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I respect your opinion. But thank you,
mostly. Thank you for this...
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Check made out to Gary's house painting.
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Yeah. It's the balance of what
I owe you for painting the station.
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I know you're gonna be done in a couple
days, so I just wanted to tell you
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- that everything looks great.
- OK. Great. Anything else?
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The colors were vibrant.
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The crew was courteous and smelled good.
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OK, here's the thing. I gave you my demo
a couple days ago,
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and I know I'm just a guy
you hired to paint the office, but
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ever since I gave you that demo I've
sort of been on pins and needles
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around here, so excited about it, and
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if you're not interested,
tell me you're not interested.
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- I take it. Just don't string me along.
- I'm not interested.
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You can string me along
for a little while.
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It's OK. Really, I can be strung.
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It's just,
is there any feedback you can give me?
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I mean, did you like it?
Did you not like it? It's just...
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No, no. It's not that I didn't like it.
I just... You know,
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I didn't love it in a way
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where I would say something like,
you know, "hey, I love that."
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I didn't like it.
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Well, then I will now look
for a graceful way to
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exit your office. And i...
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I just stepped in a tray of paint.
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You know what I'll do?
I'll take my shoe off,
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and that way,
I will leave your office faster.
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I have a knot.
I can't get it out.
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- You know, why don't I just go?
- That's probably best.
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Man.
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- What happened?
- What'd she say?
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She's totally blowin' me off.
She didn't even listen to my demo.
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Look at this. She didn't even open it.
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Don't worry about it, gary.
Radio is a dying business anyway.
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- Dude.
- Sorry.
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I can understand not listening
to the demo,
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{pos(192,210)}I can understand not liking the demo,
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{pos(192,210)}but why would she lie
about listening to the demo?
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{pos(192,210)}So your question is
why would a woman lie?
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I don't know, man.
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Why would a woman
ask you to cosign a loan for a jet ski
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that she ends up ridin' with your cousin
Leon, arms all wrapped around each other
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wavin' to you on the beach
like nothin's wrong?
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I ain't wavin' back.
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I'm sorry.
What was the question?
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You ready to go see the principal?
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Yeah. Let me get my jacket.
It's in the booth.
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- Hi. Can I help you?
- No. She doesn't need any help.
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That's my, ex-wife Allison,
and this is my, my boss
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for a little while Sasha. This is Sasha.
We have a school thing to go to.
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And, while if anything
happens while I'm away,
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Mitch is in charge.
When I'm not here, Mitch is the boss.
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That's game right there!
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You wanna get wasted?
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Lady boss is into you.
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Yeah. I think,
the exact opposite is true.
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Come on. It's obvious.
She did the look.
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What do you mean? She's...
Checkin' out my new six-pack?
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You mean the pony keg?
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Gary, she didn't look at you.
She looked at me.
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When a woman is interested in a guy,
all the other women in his life
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get the look.
It's very quick. It's very subtle.
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If you didn't know what you were
lookin' for, you'd probably Miss it.
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What does this look do?
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Lets her know she's
dealing with a possible threat.
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You see, in that split-second glance,
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she looked into my eyes,
saw intelligence.
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She took in my clothes
and decided I was stylish.
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She saw that I take pride in
keeping toned and fit.
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I had her worried.
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Maybe you and you could get a room.
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The principal said you don't
even have to apologize in person.
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You can write the kid a note, mail him a
letter. You could do it over the phone.
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- But I'm not sorry.
- You don't have to mean your apology.
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Just fake it if it gets
people off your back.
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You really think it's a good idea
to teach your daughter to be insincere?
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Actually, you're right.
I'm sorry, Allison.
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Louise, honey, I know
you don't like Dylan, OK,
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but the principal says he's having
a rough time coping.
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He just sits in front of the weather
channel saying, "it's coming.
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It's coming." You know?
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I don't want to apologize to Dylan.
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Dylan doesn't have to apologize
to all the kids he picked on.
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- Yeah. She's got a point there.
- Gary, hello. We're a team here.
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- You're right. I'm sorry.
- Thank you.
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It's so easy.
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Louise, honey, i'm sorry, but until you
apologize, you can't go to cello
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or chess club, and no going to the woos
house for pizza and logarithm night.
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- At's not fair!
- You know what?
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You keep up that attitude,
you're not goin' to college!
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You think Sasha didn't listen
to my demo 'cause she's into me?
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You know, I've been giving this some
thought. I think I got it figured out.
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She's into me.
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Yeah, you're a real genius there, Mitch.
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That's...
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Hey, wait a minute.
Look at this, Mitch.
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I think there's a big
hole in your theory.
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- Impossible.
- Really?
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Look at this.
"Gary Brooks. Gary Brooks."
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Sasha wrote my name, like,
a hundred times on there. Don't you see?
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It's true.
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She's really goin' out of her way
to pretend she doesn't like me.
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She likes me, you dope.
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Allison was right.
She's totally into me.
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That's why she didn't listen to my demo.
Let's say she hires me.
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It's gonna be completely
confusing in the workplace,
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like am I her employee,
or am I her lover?
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- Please never say, "lover," again.
- Here she comes. Act natural.
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Hi, guys. Sorry.
I just need to grab some stuff.
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Hey, would you excuse us for a second?
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Yeah, sure.
I'll just...
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Head out to the truck and,
grab a hammer.
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I've been thinking about this whole
deejay thing. Who am I kidding?
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I'm in way over my head.
I'd like my demo back.
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You know, if I could find it.
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I might have filed it or...
It could be in my car.
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Actually, I think it's in my pants.
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And I know you didn't listen to it.
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OK. You know,
I'm very busy, all right?
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I've got a hectic schedule,
and it's not like I have the time
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to listen to every demo CD of every
contractor that comes through...
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I think I know what's goin' on here.
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You didn't listen to my demo,
because you're into me.
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- What?
- Yeah. You're into me.
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And it's OK.
Just you and me alone in this office.
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And all those people out there
who will hear me if I call out.
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It's not what I'm talking about.
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I found this. You've been writin'
my name all over the place,
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look at this. A hundred times
you wrote "Gary Brooks.
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You even made cute little
googly eyes of the double os.
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- No one was supposed to see that.
- It's OK.
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We can get through this{ ogether}.
You know what I'll do?
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I'll stop wearin' clothes
to work that make you wild.
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I'll keep my guns in their holster.
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I'll take my mojo,
turn it down to low, and we'll...
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We'll work it out together.
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Well...
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Now that my secret's out,
I may as well confess.
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Lay it on me.
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I'm terrible with names.
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Come again?
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I write names down over and over
so that I can remember them.
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Did you happen to flip
the page and see these?
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Henry Zangara,
Phil Werner, Anne Johnson.
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The list goes on.
Tom Shinsky.
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- Then how do you explain the look?
- I... what look?
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The look... what look?
The look you gave my, ex-wife, Allison.
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You were starin'at her bangs,
her clothes.
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You're totally checkin' out her body.
That means you're into me.
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Oh, my god. OK.
You got high with Mitch and Henry.
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I looked at Allison
because I liked her jeans.
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I thought they were cute.
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Where do you get the audacity
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to come in here
to rifle through my stuff
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and then make these outrageous claims?
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You know what? For years,
I've been breathing in a lot of fumes.
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You know why I didn't
listen to your demo CD?
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Because you have no chance
at getting this job.
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Did it ever occur to you
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that the guy I hire
to be my sports deejay
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might actually be a sports deejay?
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Curtis told me that,
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but I thought he was just, you know,
trying to keep the white man down.
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My suggestion to you
is that you get out there
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and you finish the job I hired you for,
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or I will have one less name to rember.
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- It's Gary...
- I know.
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{pos(192,210)}The kids home yet?
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{pos(192,210)}What's that look for?
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00:18:09,912 --> 00:18:12,043
Now you're not
an expert on looks anymore?
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00:18:13,077 --> 00:18:15,045
- What you talking about?
- What I talking about?
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I just made a complete ass out
of myself in front of Sasha.
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She wasn't looking at me.
She's not into me at all.
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She was lookin' at your pants.
She likes your jeans.
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00:18:22,507 --> 00:18:25,865
Really? Well, that's so sweet.
I like what she was wearing, too.
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Allison. That was the most
embarrassing moment of my life.
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That's all you have to say to me?
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Would it be weird if I called her?
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00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:38,379
Well?
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I apologized to Dylan,
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but I couldn't do the insincere thing,
so I said I was sorry.
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00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:47,024
Honey, we're very proud of you.
You know what that means.
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Somebody gets to go to astronomy club.
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00:18:51,485 --> 00:18:53,028
And I've got good news, too.
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00:18:53,111 --> 00:18:56,271
After Louise apologized, Dylan came
looking for me to kick my butt again.
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Why is that good news?
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Cause right when I went
into the turtle position
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I put my history book in the back of my
pants, and when Dylan kicked my butt,
352
00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:05,761
shattered his leg in 5 places.
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00:19:07,931 --> 00:19:10,136
He has to be home-schooled
the rest of the year.
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- No. God.
- No, no, no, no!
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00:19:18,357 --> 00:19:20,190
I'm not gonna ask for anything.
I'm just...
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00:19:20,291 --> 00:19:22,807
I'm here to apologize for,
like, 6 different things.
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00:19:24,172 --> 00:19:25,527
Apology accepted.
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00:19:26,563 --> 00:19:28,790
Look, I'm not this hard-ass, OK?
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00:19:29,097 --> 00:19:31,234
If we were just friends hangin' out,
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I would say, "be a sports deejay.
Go for it."
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00:19:34,038 --> 00:19:37,799
But I am the boss here,
and everyone at this company, my dad,
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00:19:38,324 --> 00:19:39,972
is expecting me to fail,
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00:19:40,062 --> 00:19:43,154
so if I hired the guy
painting the station
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to be my on-air guy, I would look like
I didn't know what I was doing.
365
00:19:46,684 --> 00:19:48,643
Why didn't you just tell
me that in the beginning?
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00:19:48,726 --> 00:19:52,178
I'm sorry. I just haven't gotten used to
crushing people's hopes and dreams.
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00:19:52,337 --> 00:19:55,875
But now that I've done it, I feel
like I could be pretty good at it.
368
00:19:57,579 --> 00:19:59,554
You know,
if you wanna be a sports deejay,
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why don't you just start at the bottom
and work your way up?
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00:20:02,542 --> 00:20:04,035
Did you start at the bottom?
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00:20:04,523 --> 00:20:06,755
My situation is entirely different,
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00:20:07,672 --> 00:20:10,237
because I have a rich father
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who gives me things, and you...
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00:20:13,695 --> 00:20:14,800
You don't.
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00:20:15,371 --> 00:20:18,600
So, no, I did not work my way up.
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Look, if I could do it all over again
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I would start at the bottom,
and I'd work my way up.
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00:20:23,334 --> 00:20:26,001
But I can't. I don't have that kind
of time, so you know what I did?
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I took a stab in the dark.
I made a demo,
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00:20:28,242 --> 00:20:30,743
and I gotta tell you something.
I think it's a damn good one.
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All right? And all I ask
is that you just...
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Just put me in the mix.
That's it.
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00:20:36,686 --> 00:20:38,622
- OK. Give me your demo.
- Are you serious?
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- Quick, before I change my mind.
- OK, here. Here it is.
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OK, you...
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Are in the mix.
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Congratulations.
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That is a big-ass mix.
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And I'm in it.
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You know why she did that, right?
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