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And in the final segment of this show,
I will tell you

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the best thing about women's beach
volleyball here's a clue:

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it rhymes with
"founcing foobies." Hello!

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That oughta keep the monkeys
happy during commercial.

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That sports guy Vic?
There's a word for him.

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It, rhymes with "Jackass."

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Damn it. It's not gonna be
the same without you here, man.

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I can't believe it only took you
6 weeks to paint 500 square feet.

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I admit I was probably stalling

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cause I wanted Sasha to notice me
and put me on the air.

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I used every trick in the contractor's
stalling handbook.

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No, man, I loved it when you convinced
her that the primer need a primer.

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That was good.

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How about the day
I spent washing that brush?

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Guys. Curtis, we've got
a police situation outside.

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What, so you immediately assume
it has something to do with me?

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- Post-racial, my ass.
- No. It's Vic. He's being arrested.

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All right, apparently, he's been
walking around town exposing himself.

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That's... that's terrible.

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To animals.

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Look, that's just weird.
Do the animals Even know?

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I mean, how does an animal
report something like that?

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They have him on
security tape at the zoo.

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He was in front of the gorilla cage,
and I don't know who started it...

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Why am I explaining this?

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OK, Curtis, I need you to
get in there and wrap it up.

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- We've got 30 seconds.
- Sasha, let me do it.

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- I'm sorry.
- What? Come on.

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You've heard my demo. You know
I'm good. Let me do it. Come on.

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This is not a radio fantasy camp.
We're on the air here.

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I'm so sorry, man.
It's just, i'm the engineer.

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I'm the guy who knows the show.
So, it only makes sense

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that I take over, you know?
I gotta do it.

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- You're on.
- I can't do it.

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- What?
- I can't think of anything to say.

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You can't think of anything to say?
You spent all morning talking about

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how many books you could
balance on kim Kardashian's ass.

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Sasha, let me do it. I'll do it.

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All right. Sorry, Curtis.

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Hey, everybody, I'm,
well, my name's Gary.

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Vic will be back in a couple of...

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Months?

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I can't tell you the reason why,
exactly,

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but let's just say it rhymes with
"basturbating in front of borillas."

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OK, so,
we're gonna talk some sports here.

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I read in the newspaper this morning
that, that south African runner,

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well, she tested positive
for having both male and female

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parts, and now, she's banned
from competing as a woman.

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I think that's terrible. They
she should be saluted. That's what...

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If I had male and female parts,

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I wouldn't be able to leave
my house long enough to train.

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Just too many options there, I'm sorry.

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It's like,
it's like being a one-man band.

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You get tired of banging your drum,
you move over to the slide whistle.

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That's...

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Anyway, my name is Gary Brooks
and that's the score.

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How was that?

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Thank you, Gary.

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Forget all the horrible
things I ever said about you.

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- Never said anything horrible to me.
- I said, "about you," not "to you."

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Wait a minute.
I just did something good for you.

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Why don't you do something nice for me?

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Let me finish
the morning here on the air?

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- I don't know...
- Time out.

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I just saved your bacon.
I'm good. You know I'm good.

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You know I never shut up,
and the only time I ever expose myself

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to an animal is when I was peeing
in a bush that was housing

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a very indignant raccoon.

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OK, you get one shot.
Tomorrow morning.

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Thank you!

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You were not scared at all, were you?

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You are welcome.

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-= 205 =-
"Gary on the Air"

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VO By :  ¤Aka¤

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Team Subs-Addicts"

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How great will it be if we get to do
a show together? God, I thought my life

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peaked when I found out you could
buy shrimp that was already peeled.

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Yeah, it's gonna be
just like the old days, man.

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You're gonna be the pitcher
and I'm gonna be the catcher.

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I mean not like that, not like that.

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I mean,
it's more like it's more like football.

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You know, you'll be throwing
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Not like that, either.

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Hey, there they are.

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- What's the word, my man?
- I'll be in the bathroom.

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That's a man on a mission. I get that.

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Hey, dad.
For volunteer week at school,

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i'm gonna video tape greetings from us

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to uncle Mitch
and the marines in his unit.

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So, think of something to say.

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OK, I will. That's great, sweetheart.

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Yeah, it feels good to volunteer.

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Plus, it's extra credit
and I'm all over that, so.

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Hey, before Allison comes in, don't
tell her about my radio audition, OK?

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Why not?

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Because Allison will say something like,
"why are you gonna

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give up a good painter's job
"with a steady income

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"to follow a radio pipe dream"
that pays half as much?"

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Actually, it's 1/3 as much.

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That's why Vic had to take
that second job at the zoo.

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Gary, listen, I have a doctor's
appointment tomorrow,

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so I can't drive the kids to school.
Can you do car pool?

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No, I can't because i

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you know, I'll be honest with you.
I have something else planned.

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Something you're not willing to tell me.
So, what does that mean?

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A game you want to watch?
A hot dog stand you haven't tried?

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No, I...

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How do you know I'm not taking
a new interesting class?

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Is there a new zombie
movie opening tomorrow?

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I mean, what...
What could it be?

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It has to be something,
and something stupid.

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All right, I'll take the kids to school,
all right? Just get out.

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Gary, just one more thing.

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I'm concerned about Tom. He's been
spending a lot of time in the bathroom

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lately and, even though
I know it's appropriate for

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boys his age to

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do things,

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He's been acting a little
anxious and defensive, so.

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OK, all right.
You want me to talk to him?

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'cause I'm very comfortable
with the human body.

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Yeah, Curtis, I got that the summer
we all spent at the lake.

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OK, so, now,
a guy can't get an all over tan?

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I'll talk to Tommy, OK?

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I'll just tell him what my dad told me,
that every time you do it,

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a window in space opens up
and spiritual warriors

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come out and they spread
happiness and awareness.

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- How many drugs did your dad do?
- A lot.

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I'm not sure exactly how many,
but I was the only kid whose dad

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made a pipe out
of his pinewood derby car.

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All right, just,
just rember car pool tomorrow,

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and I'm assuming that's a "Yes"
on talking to Tom.

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I don't want him growing up
thinking it's something shameful

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you have to hide in a tool shed to do.

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What are you gonna do?

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You can't go do your audition
if you're taking the kids to school.

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I'm not gonna be taking my kids
to school. Someone will,

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because the school has set up
a car pool

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phone tree. You call one of the names
on this list. If they can't do it,

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they call someone else and so on until
someone's taking your kids to school.

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How is that like a tree?

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I mean, if each person talks
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and then they talk to the next person,
that's a phone Chain,

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that's a phone Chain.

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I don't know, they just,
they call it a phone tree.

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I'm telling you,
if one person calls many people,

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that's a tree, 'cause it branches out.

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Stop. Is this gonna bother you all day?

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No, no. I'm just...
I'm gonna get a beer, OK?

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I mean, a phone train.
A phone... phone stream.

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I mean, tree is the only thing
that doesn't describe it.

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- Tom, get out of the bathroom!
- Yeah, I'll be out in a minute.

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That's what you said 5 minutes ago.
What are you doing in there?

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No matter what he's doing in there,
do you really want him to answer that?

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- Fine.
- Get ready for school, would you?

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Tommy, that's enough now.

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Come on, your ride for school's here.
Let's go.

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- What the heck's going on in there?
- OK, I don't wanna talk about it.

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- Can't you just mind your own business?
- You don't have to talk about it.

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But listen, it's no big deal.
Everybody goes through it.

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I went through it,
your uncle went through it.

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I'm not going through anything.
So, don't.

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Relax. Look, if you happen
to find yourself going through

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an exciting new chapter
in your life, just

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know that every,
single man on the planet

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has enjoyed that chapter over
and over and over again.

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OK? Now, go to school, and take comfort
knowing that it has a very happy ending.

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So, Michael Vick is back in the NFL

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and, yeah, the guy
served his time in prison,

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but I don't think this is all
gonna even out until he faces

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a defensive line of Pit Bulls
and somebody snaps him a ham.

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Gary, remind people to call in.

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OK, everybody, don't forget to call in.
I'm Gary Brooks. This is the score.

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Let's talk some sports.
All sports except for soccer.

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And don't call me and tell
me how great soccer is.

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You always say things like, "come on.

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It's the most popular sport
in the entire world." Who cares?

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Coldplay's the most popular
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but that doesn't mean
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on fire and beat Chris Martin
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You got a call on line 1.

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We have allie in Marvista. She's upset.
Why are you so angry, Allie?

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Because my stupid ex-husband
is doing a radio show,

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and I got a call from the phone tree

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asking if I could take
my own kids to school.

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That's crazy.

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Can you?

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Gary, what the hell are you doing
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the kids are waiting
at your house for a ride?

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OK, I would explain, but you're calling
me right in the middle of my show.

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I'm sorry. Am interrupting your show?
I just have one question.

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What freakin' show, Gar?

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The score with Gary Brooks!

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And you're our first caller, so,

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you win our Kobe Bryant bobblehead.
There you go.

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We'll get that out to you right away.
Is your address still the gates of hell?

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I can't believe you kept
this secret from me, Gary.

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Allison, your reaction is the exact
reason why I didn't tell you about this.

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I only get one shot at this radio gig,
and I didn't want you

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to spoil it for me like you spoiled

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our marriage and sex
and the endings of movies.

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I'm not trying to spoil anything for you
but come on. A new career? Now?

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I mean, would you make as much money
on the radio as you do painting?

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I'm not sure.
Probably.

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Gary, I don't understand this.
I mean, you have a good job

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and you make good money.
Why would you throw all that away?

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And for the record, I didn't ruin
that movie ending on purpose.

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I just guessed that goose would die in a
traing mission and Maverick would live.

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You know what?
For once in my life, I'm actually

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in control here,
so, I am cutting you off.

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Gary, keep her on.

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People are loving the show. The phones
are lighting up like a Christmas tree.

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OK, we got another call.
This is Keith from burbank.

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Keith, what's on your mind?

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Man, Gary, I hate when chicks
give away movie endings.

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My girlfriend used to do that.

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Except she didn't really know she was
my girlfriend, and she was a stranger.

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OK. Why don't I let
allison respond to that?

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Allison, why do you guys
ruin movie endings?

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Please. Half those movies you said
I ruined, Stephen Baldwin

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was already ruing.

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Can we just talk
about this later, please?

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Yeah, I'd love to, Alison.
But, we actually have another caller.

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Look at this. We got Stu from Valencia.
Stu, you're on the score.

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I've been listening to this whole
discussion. I think you're both

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making really good points,
and I just have to say, Allison?

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You sound hot.

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You know what, Allison?
I know you think this dream is crazy,

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but if I don't go for this right now,
when will i?

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Probably never will.
This is my chance, and

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guys like me
and guys like Keith out there,

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guys that know what it's like
to work for a living, guys

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that bust their butts day in and day out
they know what i'm talking about.

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My whole life,
I've done what I've had to do,

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and now, finally, I have a chance
to do what I want to do.

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So, Allison, just so I can really
understand your side,

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what are you?
Like, a 34c?

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Bite me, Stu.

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Gary? Please,
can we have an adult conversation here?

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Yeah, that's real mature, Gar.

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OK, you know what?

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Just once,
I would like to talk to you...

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You know what, Gary?
Gary, I'm right and you're wrong.

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That was Allie in Marvista.

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I'm Gary Brooks, and this is the score.

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Oh, my god.

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I'm sorry. I didn't know Allison was
gonna call in and ruin everything.

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Gary, that was amazing.

248
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Really? Oh, my gosh.
That's great.

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You know,
I gotta let my bosses hear it, but

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I think this is something that
I can sell to them.

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Way to go, champ.

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Man, that was awesome, man.
The phones were lighting up.

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Most of the guys were on your side
couple of guys

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wanted Allison's phone number.

255
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:40,586
And Nickelback called and said if there
were more of them, they'd kick your ass.

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I believe this is actually
going to happen!

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This is totally gonna happen.
You're gonna be the guy on top,

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and I'm gonna be the guy
right underneath you.

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Not like that, not like that.

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00:13:02,537 --> 00:13:03,813
Hi, KPPQ?

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Yes, my name is, Steve Karisnowski and

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and I was calling because
I really loved that guy

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you had on the air this morning,
Gary Brooks was his name, I think?

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Karisnowski.

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"K"...

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You know, just how it sounds.

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Hello?

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KPPQ? This is Christopher Walken, hello.

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I'm calling 'cause of that boy
you had on the radio this morning.

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I think his name was Gary Brooks.

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Now, normally, I don't listen
to sports talk radio, but...

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He made me a fan!

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Keep him on the air.
I like it. I like it.

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- Hi.
- Hey, there she is, my biggest fan.

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What the heck were you doing
calling in to the radio show?

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00:14:00,658 --> 00:14:03,710
What were you doing? What? All of
a sudden, you're a radio personality?

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Why didn't you tell me
you were doing this?

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I knew you would be against it.
It's your job

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to vacuum fun out of my life.

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You even have special attachment to suck
fun out of all my hard to reach places.

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00:14:14,475 --> 00:14:16,822
Look, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry I overreacted.

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I just you were on the radio
and I got all panicked

283
00:14:19,313 --> 00:14:21,390
about how we were gonna be able
to afford everything.

284
00:14:21,549 --> 00:14:23,586
Gary, it's a tiny little station.

285
00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:26,312
Will you make as much on
the radio as you do painting?

286
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Not at first, OK?

287
00:14:28,250 --> 00:14:31,172
But after a few years,
when I get my own following,

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I still won't even come close.

289
00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:39,783
Gary, there's something
I haven't told you.

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Come on. We haven't had sex in 6 months.

291
00:14:44,681 --> 00:14:48,331
No, do you rember a couple of
months ago, we sent in that application

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for Louise to get in
to the l.A Philharmonic youth program?

293
00:14:51,121 --> 00:14:53,233
Yeah, you told me it was
a super expensive

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and prestigious.
But don't worry 'cause she won't get in.

295
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She got in.

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Of course she did.
She's so darn good at everything.

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00:15:02,027 --> 00:15:04,004
Listen to me, this music program,

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it's gonna be a stretch Even
on your painter's salary,

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but if you quit painting
and you start making less,

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00:15:08,985 --> 00:15:10,983
I don't know if we'll be able
to afford it at all.

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00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:13,276
And I know it's a little weird for me
to say this, because

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I don't contribute as much financially,

303
00:15:15,601 --> 00:15:17,454
- but...
- You mean, like 0 dollars?

304
00:15:18,487 --> 00:15:21,026
Jeez, Gary,
if you want to put a number on it. God.

305
00:15:21,497 --> 00:15:24,661
Look, this is... This is terrible.
This radio thing is like my dream.

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00:15:24,838 --> 00:15:28,533
But I can't stand in the way of Louise.
This is super important for her. Yeah.

307
00:15:29,087 --> 00:15:32,313
It's time to say something to uncle
Mitch and the marines in his unit.

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00:15:33,476 --> 00:15:36,201
Hey, Mitch. It's your little brother.
Come home soon. We love you.

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00:15:36,286 --> 00:15:38,296
Tommy's bunk bed is waiting for you.

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I just wanted to say thanks
to you and everyone in your unit.

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For your service.
And, stay safe.

312
00:15:45,702 --> 00:15:48,398
'cause I wanna give you a great,
big hug when you come home.

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00:15:48,532 --> 00:15:50,286
Thanks. He's really gonna love that.

314
00:15:53,149 --> 00:15:55,466
Tom, is there anything
that you want to say to uncle Mitch?

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00:15:55,554 --> 00:15:57,034
Can I have a little peace?

316
00:15:58,981 --> 00:16:00,871
Tom wants peace, uncle Mitch.

317
00:16:07,431 --> 00:16:09,546
- Hey, guys. What's up?
- Hey. Allie.

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00:16:09,629 --> 00:16:11,937
So, listen, man,
we wanted to talk to you.

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I think I should tell him.

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00:16:13,766 --> 00:16:15,758
It's probably better
coming from a buddy.

321
00:16:17,057 --> 00:16:18,611
Anyway, it didn't work out.

322
00:16:18,694 --> 00:16:20,542
Sasha tried really hard
but the guys upstairs,

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00:16:20,625 --> 00:16:22,979
they just didn't respond to the show.
I'm sorry.

324
00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:25,015
Well.

325
00:16:25,758 --> 00:16:28,487
That's what I get. It was dumb of me
to Even get my hopes up.

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00:16:28,954 --> 00:16:30,098
I'm sorry, Gar.

327
00:16:30,244 --> 00:16:32,852
And they also said i'm
just messing with you, man.

328
00:16:32,948 --> 00:16:35,012
- They loved you!
- What?

329
00:16:35,313 --> 00:16:36,967
They loved you, Gary.

330
00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:40,735
Congratulations.
You are the new KPPQ sports guy.

331
00:16:42,253 --> 00:16:44,026
Hey, you should have seen your face.

332
00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:46,060
It's like your heart was broken.

333
00:16:47,249 --> 00:16:49,079
Yeah, tell him how it went down.

334
00:16:49,561 --> 00:16:52,187
I gave the tape to management,
and they flipped.

335
00:16:52,270 --> 00:16:55,203
You were Edgy, you were funny,
you knew your stuff.

336
00:16:55,370 --> 00:16:58,277
And then, I made the point
that it's the kind of show that both men

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00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:01,489
and women would listen to,
which made me look like a genius.

338
00:17:02,397 --> 00:17:03,793
So, what do you say?

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00:17:07,814 --> 00:17:09,246
I'm gonna have to say no.

340
00:17:10,115 --> 00:17:11,716
Yes! Wait.
Hold on. What?

341
00:17:13,265 --> 00:17:15,155
Sorry, I can't do it. Sorry.

342
00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:18,931
Well, hold on a second.
Let me get this straight.

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00:17:19,474 --> 00:17:21,178
The thing you've been pestering

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00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:24,653
me to give you for the last 6 weeks,
you're now saying you don't want?

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00:17:24,891 --> 00:17:26,636
What are you?
A toddler?

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00:17:28,129 --> 00:17:31,740
- Look, I can't do it. I'm sorry.
- Gary, you have to do this.

347
00:17:31,886 --> 00:17:35,529
And not just because i'm gonna look like
a giant ass to my boss if you say no.

348
00:17:36,019 --> 00:17:38,246
But because you were born to do this.

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00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:41,198
I've never seen anyone enjoy
themselves doing anything

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00:17:41,281 --> 00:17:43,717
the way that I saw you
enjoy being on the radio.

351
00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:45,971
It was like you were glowing.

352
00:17:46,391 --> 00:17:50,159
And I don't know if I've had that
feeling doing anything in my life, ever.

353
00:17:51,966 --> 00:17:53,883
My, my daughter

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00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:56,421
has an opportunity to do something
really incredible,

355
00:17:56,504 --> 00:17:58,428
and I will not be able to
make that work

356
00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:01,214
on a Dj's salary, so, I can't.

357
00:18:01,388 --> 00:18:02,944
I'm sorry.
I cannot do it.

358
00:18:05,177 --> 00:18:08,443
- I'm really upset to hear that.
- Hang on. Sasha, just.

359
00:18:08,790 --> 00:18:10,716
Gary, can I talk to you for a second?

360
00:18:15,184 --> 00:18:16,095
What?

361
00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:20,280
- You gotta take the job.
- I can't.

362
00:18:20,363 --> 00:18:22,084
How are we gonna pay for Louise program?

363
00:18:22,169 --> 00:18:25,765
I don't know. Gary, we'll figure it out.
We'll save, we'll stretch.

364
00:18:25,853 --> 00:18:27,718
I don't know, but you gotta do it.

365
00:18:28,371 --> 00:18:29,846
It'll make you really happy.

366
00:18:31,175 --> 00:18:32,511
Is this a trap?

367
00:18:33,739 --> 00:18:36,871
No, look. You may not believe this
but I want you to be happy.

368
00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:39,242
And not just because I care about you.

369
00:18:39,860 --> 00:18:41,982
But because if you're happy, Gary,

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00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:43,892
the family is happy.

371
00:18:44,849 --> 00:18:47,575
And what could be more inspiring
to the kids than seeing their dad

372
00:18:47,658 --> 00:18:49,319
doing something he loves?

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00:18:50,168 --> 00:18:51,685
We're just gonna make it work.

374
00:18:52,984 --> 00:18:55,451
Yeah, this... This has "trap"
written all over it.

375
00:18:58,761 --> 00:19:00,158
Hey, guys, listen.

376
00:19:00,942 --> 00:19:03,855
I'm sorry. I really tried,
but he doesn't want to do it.

377
00:19:03,938 --> 00:19:06,299
What? He's giving this up?
This is the chance of a lifetime.

378
00:19:06,382 --> 00:19:08,154
I can't believe he's turning this down.

379
00:19:08,237 --> 00:19:12,018
Which is why I'm not throwing it away.
I'm messing with you! I'm doing it!

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00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:16,933
- I am your new sports guy.
- This is so great!

381
00:19:19,371 --> 00:19:22,657
Please, feel free to call in
as often as you like, all right?

382
00:19:22,752 --> 00:19:25,894
Do you guys think you can find
something to fight about every day?

383
00:19:26,014 --> 00:19:28,613
Gee, I don't know.
It might be a little rough, but

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00:19:28,711 --> 00:19:30,702
we'll get it together once
the cameras are rolling.

385
00:19:30,785 --> 00:19:32,788
But it's not cameras, Gary. It's radio.

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00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:36,105
I knew you were gonna say that.
The second I said the word "camera,"

387
00:19:36,188 --> 00:19:38,328
I knew you were gonna correct
me in front of my friends.

388
00:19:38,429 --> 00:19:40,487
This is... This is perfect.

389
00:19:40,639 --> 00:19:42,538
This is perfect.
I love it.

390
00:19:42,972 --> 00:19:44,080
Welcome aboard.

391
00:19:45,570 --> 00:19:48,398
Well, congratulations, Gary.

392
00:19:48,731 --> 00:19:50,797
- You finally got your own show.
- I got my own show!

393
00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:53,028
Just like we said.
Man, it's gonna be you and me.

394
00:19:53,111 --> 00:19:56,330
All right? You're gonna be the hot dog
to my bun. But not like that.

395
00:20:00,374 --> 00:20:01,643
I gotta thank you.

396
00:20:01,726 --> 00:20:04,937
If you weren't a royal pain in my ass,
my dream never would have come true.

397
00:20:07,839 --> 00:20:10,020
No! Oh, my god, this is terrible!

398
00:20:10,982 --> 00:20:12,642
Oh, my god.
What?

399
00:20:12,882 --> 00:20:14,696
I can't believe this is how it ends!

400
00:20:14,779 --> 00:20:15,887
What?

401
00:20:17,283 --> 00:20:20,377
- Honey, you don't like the ending?
- Oh, god!

402
00:20:20,568 --> 00:20:23,400
Gary, call the doctor.
He's crying. He's crying.

403
00:20:23,483 --> 00:20:25,724
All right, that's enough now.
Tommy, I'm coming in now.

404
00:20:25,863 --> 00:20:27,704
Come on.
Enough's enough. I'm com...

405
00:20:30,856 --> 00:20:33,564
Gary, do lave.
That could be very damaging right now.

406
00:20:33,647 --> 00:20:36,869
Oh, my gosh. You won't believe what
he's been doing in here.

407
00:20:37,055 --> 00:20:39,487
He's reading "bridges
of madison county."

408
00:20:42,230 --> 00:20:43,782
I didn't want anyone to know.

409
00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:46,619
- Honey, that's, like, the saddest book.
- Yeah, I know.

410
00:20:46,702 --> 00:20:48,881
- And dad said it had a happy ending.
- All right.

411
00:20:51,132 --> 00:20:52,557
That's a relief. Isn't it?

412
00:20:52,647 --> 00:20:55,211
Yeah, It's Kinda weird he's reading
that book in the bathroom.

413
00:20:55,307 --> 00:20:58,497
I hope when he does the other thing,
he doesn't start doing in the library.

414
00:20:59,054 --> 00:21:00,591
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